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EP 27 - FEELING LIKE YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING, BUT ALSO NOTHING!? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables.
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  Speaker 2: Why is it that I fill up my plate so
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  Speaker 2: that I'm so busy that I have no time to
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  Speaker 2: get anything done. And then I complain about having no
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  Speaker 2: time to get anything done. And then when I'm not busy,
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  Speaker 2: I sit there and do nothing, and then I feel
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  Speaker 2: bad and beat myself up about not doing all the
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  Speaker 2: things that I need to get done, but then I
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  Speaker 2: don't do anything about it.
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  Speaker 3: She's in my brain, relatable, ODDI I have something to
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  Speaker 3: add to our list of things we love about women.
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  Speaker 4: Oh h, have you ever heard of a squatty potty?
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  Speaker 1: A squatty potty?
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  Speaker 4: My girlfriend introduced me to it.
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  Speaker 1: A squatty potty, Oddie has not heard of the squatty potty?
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  Speaker 5: I like, so, I don't have a specific branded squatty potty,
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  Speaker 5: but Beth and I just have like a little stool
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  Speaker 5: that she's had for about a year and a half now,
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  Speaker 5: and it's you put it in front of the toilet
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  Speaker 5: and when you do a poop, you put your feet
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  Speaker 5: on it so you your legs are in a certain
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  Speaker 5: position where apparently it fully opens your buttthole.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I saw this in your bathroom.
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  Speaker 5: Pooping experience for the last two days has been ten
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  Speaker 5: out of ten interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to ask because I thought it might
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  Speaker 1: be like some problem Beth has. What it was like
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I was like, Oh, she might struggle
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  Speaker 1: to piece or something. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I've been giving her shit about it for like ever
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  Speaker 5: since she's owned it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then.
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  Speaker 1: Finally she is an old lady. Dude, squatty botty. I
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  Speaker 1: used it yesterday and that it worked.
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  Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. This slipped out of it,
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  Speaker 5: just like it just kept coming you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to find out about that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how she found out about it, but
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  Speaker 5: she like, she tells me that when she goes to
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  Speaker 5: bathrooms at someone else's house, she looks for something in
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  Speaker 5: the bathroom to use as a squatty poty. She says,
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  Speaker 5: it's like a whole thing. Her and her best friend
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  Speaker 5: do it. Hell did so there's a brand called squatty
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  Speaker 5: that does make one.
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  Speaker 1: How did she it's just a generic stool too? How
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  Speaker 1: did she first bring this up into conversation in the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom where she says, you say I'm doing.
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  Speaker 4: This DM No, No.
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  Speaker 5: One time I would have been like she used to
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  Speaker 5: have one of those classical little toilet bins, and it
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  Speaker 5: was one of the ones with little foot pedal, small
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  Speaker 5: version of a little foot pedal opened the lid and
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  Speaker 5: in her old place, I remember at the top of
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  Speaker 5: it was very dented and I was like, I was like, Beth,
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  Speaker 5: why is your bin so dented? And she's like, and
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  Speaker 5: she was she she she just didn't have an explanation.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, and she was like acting all embarrassed,
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  Speaker 5: and she just had no explanation, and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: what is it?
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  Speaker 4: And she's like, I use it for.
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  Speaker 1: I love it though comment below if you use a
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  Speaker 1: squatty potty lady getting the.
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  Speaker 5: Feet elevated so your knees are like above your waistline,
• 2:54
  Speaker 5: hands down life changing experience. The last two Morning Proofs
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  Speaker 5: have been phenomenal interesting. It this podcasting it by myself
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  Speaker 5: Jake Craig aka Daddy, and my partner in Crimesold.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, AKA Mummy, and you guys are the baddies.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome in.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome baddies. And I want to say, have you ever
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  Speaker 1: been in a group setting and said something really dumb?
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  Speaker 1: It's came out of your mouth and you've thought, why
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  Speaker 1: am I like this. You've left the house forgotten something,
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  Speaker 1: driven like fifteen fifteen kilometers and you're like, fuck my
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  Speaker 1: water bottle and you're like, why am I like this?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been Jake Craig? And you thought, why.
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  Speaker 4: Am I like this?
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  Speaker 1: Every day?
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  Speaker 4: My friend?
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  Speaker 1: This is this segment for you. So Jake, let's enter
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  Speaker 1: a room. We have no judgment, no solutions, just a
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  Speaker 1: safe place.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, glad to be back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh feels good.
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  Speaker 4: We are you glad to be back.
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  Speaker 5: Before we get into how we're going to run this
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  Speaker 5: segment this week, I would like to let everyone know
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  Speaker 5: that I actually have a way.
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  Speaker 4: Am I like this? And it happened today fitting and
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  Speaker 4: so why am I like this? I made a wrap
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  Speaker 4: for lunch when.
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  Speaker 5: I was at home today, and I go do it?
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  Speaker 4: I made a rap slap yeah so hard. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: put chicken in it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't hundred sure if that chicken was good, but
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  Speaker 5: I hate it anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Now my tunnel is rumbling and my buttthole was making noisies.
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  Speaker 4: Why am I like this? Really? So?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I was cut my chicken up and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: This is on the cusp Iris, that ship, and so
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  Speaker 5: I never really do.
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  Speaker 4: But everything else was frozen or uncooked.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I was like, I'm eating this.
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  Speaker 1: I full said, you want to go get lunch and
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  Speaker 1: you probably knew that was off too. You hate me?
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  Speaker 1: You actually hate me. You decided to go home and
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  Speaker 1: eat off chicken and hang out with me and have
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  Speaker 1: lunch with me.
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  Speaker 4: What room are we in? I should not be taking
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  Speaker 4: this right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry you're like this anyway.
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  Speaker 5: I I it smells totally fine and everything. So I
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  Speaker 5: was like, I'm gonna eat it pre cooked chicken. I
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  Speaker 5: ate it put in the wrap. And then when I
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  Speaker 5: was driving back here is when the first like m
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  Speaker 5: I hate that happened in my tummy, and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: and you ever feel it here? And instead of staying
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  Speaker 5: in one spot, it just goes straight down to your
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  Speaker 5: actual butthole.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the more I've become an adult, the
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  Speaker 1: worse my tummy's got. I swear when I was a
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  Speaker 1: kid ling in high school, I could eating anything. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm just a little wimp.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like you welcome to the clue AnyWho.
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  Speaker 5: So that's my wam. I like this, don't eat the chicken.
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  Speaker 5: You're not sorry about but I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still all right.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight. Maybe you might be using that stool a bit
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  Speaker 1: more than you think it's gonna get a workout.
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  Speaker 4: But this week the baddies have sent in there. Why
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  Speaker 4: am I like this?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 4: We're not alone, all right? First up?
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  Speaker 2: Why is it that I fill up my plate so
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  Speaker 2: that I'm so busy and I have no time to
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  Speaker 2: get anything done? And then I complain about having no
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  Speaker 2: time to get anything done? And then when I'm not busy,
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  Speaker 2: I sit there and do nothing, and then I feel
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  Speaker 2: bad and beat myself up about not doing other things
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  Speaker 2: that I need to get done. But then I don't
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  Speaker 2: do anything about it. I still sit there, and then
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  Speaker 2: the next day I go, damn, I should have done
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  Speaker 2: all those things I needed to do. And then the
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  Speaker 2: spiral continues.
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  Speaker 1: She's in my brain.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what the hell that's relatable?
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  Speaker 1: Get out my brain? Oh yeah, the worst thing is,
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  Speaker 1: like I do. I resonated with that so much. When
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  Speaker 1: I've got free time, I feel like I'm an idiot
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  Speaker 1: for not doing anything. I feel stupid for being lazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I find like if I have free time after six pm,
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  Speaker 5: it doesn't I don't feel guilty at all. And if
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  Speaker 5: I have free time before six pm is when like
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not really the type to.
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  Speaker 5: Feel too guilty about free time, but I do get
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  Speaker 5: it sometimes. But I do find for some reason, like
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  Speaker 5: there's this time threshold anything before six pm or like
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  Speaker 5: five pm or whatever, like maybe just say before dinner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I feel like it's it's like you, you know, it's daylight,
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  Speaker 5: I shouldn't be sitting down.
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  Speaker 1: I have a weather threshold because if it's sunny, I
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  Speaker 1: feel guilty for not doing anything. But if it's raining,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, watch a movie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could see that, like battle going on, and
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  Speaker 5: you look very relatable.
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  Speaker 4: And you're self aware, you're not alone. You're doing well.
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  Speaker 4: I pray to the high lords of the unb that
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  Speaker 4: you will get through this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Next up, we are the high level.
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  Speaker 1: Next up?
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  Speaker 6: Why am I like this? I always have to have
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  Speaker 6: my kitchen like super clean. I never leave out dishes,
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  Speaker 6: there's no crumbs on the counter. But when it comes
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  Speaker 6: to my bedroom, there's like clothes everywhere. Why am I
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  Speaker 6: like this?
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  Speaker 1: That's not that bad.
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  Speaker 5: So you're like communal space I suppose, even if you
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  Speaker 5: live alone. But like the space you would have guests
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  Speaker 5: is spick, spam, no crumbs, nothing clean, and then your
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  Speaker 5: safe place. But your safe place start just close everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Why am.
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  Speaker 5: I want to say I'm kind of like the same
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  Speaker 5: level of clean everywhere, if that makes any sense, Like
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  Speaker 5: I'm not. I wouldn't say like I'm clean freak everything spotless,
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  Speaker 5: like I'll leave a dish out if the dishwash is full, I't.
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  Speaker 4: I won't want to.
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  Speaker 1: You love a cupboard butt and then out of side,
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  Speaker 1: out of mind, yeah, or like a room that you
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  Speaker 1: don't go in. Yeah. True, I haven't inspected your cupboard
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  Speaker 1: of the new place, but the last one, that room
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  Speaker 1: downstairs was just like full of random stuff. Yeah, make
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  Speaker 1: to make the main place clean.
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  Speaker 4: Anywhere for me from a vacuum just went down. But
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  Speaker 4: so yeah, I find I'm kind of the same everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like a seven to eight out of ten clean
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  Speaker 5: everywhere instead of like a ten out of ten one
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  Speaker 5: spot and then like a two out of ten.
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  Speaker 4: And the other.
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  Speaker 1: I have noticed now that I've moved out with my girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have anywhere to put a ship. Previously, my
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  Speaker 1: parents had such a bigger house. Yeah, like we had
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  Speaker 1: a place called a warm bat hole, which is like
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  Speaker 1: under the house, and we put all that ship and
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  Speaker 1: then I've got a garage too, even more shit. Whereas
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  Speaker 1: now we've got like this tiny little space under the
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  Speaker 1: stairs and it's already feeled before I move in because
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  Speaker 1: Cassie's got her shit. It's like, let me put my
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  Speaker 1: shit somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: I find definitely, because now because I've lived with best
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  Speaker 5: for you know, a a bit over a year. Now,
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  Speaker 5: you just accumulate stuff they do as just humans.
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  Speaker 1: Look at our parents. There's so much random, dumb shit
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  Speaker 1: they don't need.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, bro, it's a bit of it. Like I thought.
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  Speaker 5: I never thought I had too much stuff until Beth
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  Speaker 5: and I moved and I did a council pickup and
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  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, you know what, we actually have
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  Speaker 5: a lot of shit you just took.
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  Speaker 1: You accumulate stuff you don't need.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I think relatable though.
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people would be like you body,
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  Speaker 1: so don't don't. I'm going to become a minimalist affter
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  Speaker 1: that I've thought about.
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  Speaker 4: That you'd be good at.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a materialist.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, why am I like this? Is that I constantly
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  Speaker 7: complain about being busy, but I'm the one making all
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  Speaker 7: the plans. Like I have two jobs, I'm volunteering on
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  Speaker 7: Saturday for eight hours. I've got four dates, like four days.
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  Speaker 7: It's the consequences of my own actions. But yet I
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  Speaker 7: complain that I'm so tired and busy. Why am I
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  Speaker 7: like this?
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  Speaker 1: You know what would help? Four willies.
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  Speaker 4: If those four dates?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Really, well, maybe it means it's the same person.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, sorry, four dates. Never know, it could be
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  Speaker 1: four different people. It'd still be good either way.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good point. But yeah, like volunteering for eight
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  Speaker 4: hours is respect?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, respect that respect the grind Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe enforce the power saying no. I definitely don't do
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  Speaker 1: that enough.
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  Speaker 5: But like, also say no to yourself. Yeah you know
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  Speaker 5: what I mean, say none of the willies.
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  Speaker 4: True. You can start canceling stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. We canceled a meeting today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we needed to mental health wasn't there. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: what I'm thinking. If we took that meeting Woulder, I
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  Speaker 4: just would not have been there.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good feeling when like you're thinking about saying
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  Speaker 1: no and then you feel like you have an obligation
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  Speaker 1: for someone you say no and then they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's so fine, You're oh stress and have nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of think like, if someone was to cancel
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  Speaker 4: a meeting with me, how would I feel? I could
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  Speaker 4: probably be like fucking o relief. The probably didn't want
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  Speaker 4: to have it either.
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  Speaker 6: Why am I like this?
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  Speaker 8: I have two UNI exams in a week's time and
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  Speaker 8: I have not done any of my content all semester,
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  Speaker 8: so now I have to catch up on two units
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  Speaker 8: with fifteen weeks of content, and the lectures are like
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  Speaker 8: sixty slides long, so I have to work my normal job,
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  Speaker 8: which I'm a teacher, by the way, and I also
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  Speaker 8: have to now revise all of this content and I
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  Speaker 8: have less than two weeks to do for both.
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  Speaker 9: Why am I like this?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go to UNI for long, but home is
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  Speaker 1: that word.
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  Speaker 5: Units, So she's got fifteen weeks of like content to
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  Speaker 5: revise in two weeks. Yeah, why haven't you been doing it?
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  Speaker 5: Because it's no judgments? Because it sucks, that's fair. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like UNI just does suck. It doesn't make sense. It's like,
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  Speaker 5: why am I learning this? I'm never let me fucking teach,
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  Speaker 5: let me do what I want to do. I for
• 12:26
  Speaker 5: some reason feel like I guess there's just all these
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  Speaker 5: things that need to be knowniced kind of thing, like
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: why aren't most jobs like an apprenticeship.
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  Speaker 4: They should be like you you.
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  Speaker 5: Hire someone that you're training on the job specifically to
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  Speaker 5: like your specific profession or maybe the specific business, like
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  Speaker 5: you might have a different way of doing it than
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: another business. And then like once a week they go
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  Speaker 5: to university for a day paid and they're like an apprentice.
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  Speaker 1: It's because university. It's because universities are businesses.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, true, they have an ABN. Yeah they make
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  Speaker 4: fucking bank you know what that make like billions of
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  Speaker 4: dollars a year.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, yeah, a university has an ABEN, so they
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  Speaker 5: need to make profit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Stupid.
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  Speaker 5: I was at I did my mind about a course
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  Speaker 5: on the weekend and they were talking about the cops
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  Speaker 5: and the instructor was like, look, at the end of
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  Speaker 5: the day, the Queensland Police, New South Wales place, whatever
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: state police it is, they all have an ABN.
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  Speaker 4: They all have to make money.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, if they were talking about how
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  Speaker 5: they be pulling people over just because oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone just does it. It's because everyone tries to get ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where we got onto that from.
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  Speaker 10: But yeah, my boyfriend cheered on me probably like three
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  Speaker 10: four weeks ago, and I found out a week and
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  Speaker 10: a half ago, and that's all sort when we broke up.
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  Speaker 10: Tell me why I was so nice and the girl
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  Speaker 10: because I spoke to the girl too. It was actually
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  Speaker 10: like I was like giving big siss advice to the
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  Speaker 10: girl and I was so nice to mine. Now ex
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  Speaker 10: and I'm like struggling over here, just not living my
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  Speaker 10: best life. And I'm just like I don't even want
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  Speaker 10: to be mean, Like what is going on?
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  Speaker 4: You seem like just you're just a good person.
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  Speaker 1: I feel for you.
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  Speaker 4: You're just a good person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I'm like that too. Hey, Like after the fact,
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  Speaker 1: I always go back in my head, I'm like, funck,
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  Speaker 1: I should have been meaner.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, bro, well me, you don't think that. No,
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  Speaker 4: I think maybe that about you.
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  Speaker 5: But if I got cheated on, oh my god, I
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  Speaker 5: would like to be fair. My way of being like
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  Speaker 5: quote unquote mean is too. I would just ghost true.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, like I wouldn't be tort and like I
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  Speaker 5: was talking to the bloke, I'd be Yeah, it's been
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  Speaker 5: on that guy like you exister advising this woman that's
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  Speaker 5: fucking your boyfriend cheated with like don't you you don't
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  Speaker 5: know or anything there.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: I was thinking in my life, I think I told
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  Speaker 1: you maybe I didn't. Where I work out, there's like
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: free parking all along the back. And one of the
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  Speaker 1: ladies from one of the adjacent warehouses to my gym
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  Speaker 1: came out and said, hey, you can't park there. I'm
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: being on the gym for like six months. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: confident you can, and I knew I knew you could.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, that's where my employees park. Because I got
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: to the gym like seven point thirty, and in my
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: head I was like, I know I'm in the right here.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, I'll move it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: So you just beat the employees there.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And I should have I should have said
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I knew I was in the I went into the
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: gym and confirmed me. I was like, just out of curiosity,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I'm let to park anywhere at the back ame she said, yeah,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: there's no designated spots. I was like, and in that moment,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I should have said snooze, you lose.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: You should you should have just ignored her.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could tell like she obviously is frustrated because
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: like people from the gym are like parking there. But
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: also game is the fucking game. I should said the
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: game is the game, bitch.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: I'll park where I want to fucking park next time
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: you do it, just like park there on purpose and
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: just have her headphones on and she's going to be
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: trying to talk to you, and then she make it
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: so she just come all the way up in tap
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: you on the shoulder and be like.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Huh, I should because I don't have my headphones on yet.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: If she said something, I'll put my headphones in.
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: Last one, Hi, guys, why am I like this?
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Is?
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: Why is it that every single time, without fail, whenever
• 16:20
  Speaker 9: I do a poop, as soon as I get off
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: flush the toilet. As soon as I'm washing my hands.
• 16:28
  Speaker 9: Mid washing my hands, I suddenly really need to pee.
• 16:35
  Speaker 9: Why is like this? Because then I have to get.
• 16:37
  Speaker 11: Straight back on the toilet after I've just gotten off
• 16:39
  Speaker 11: it because I need to pee, And honestly, sometimes I'm
• 16:44
  Speaker 11: even too stubborn, so I will just hold onto my
• 16:48
  Speaker 11: pea for longer because I just got off the toilet
• 16:51
  Speaker 11: why would I go straight back and I've just washed
• 16:54
  Speaker 11: my hands.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Honestly, valid, I kind of agree with that.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: I thought you were about to say, how come whenever
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I do a poop and then she starts somewhere.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Washing her hands. I thought she was gonna be like,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: how came I have to poop again? That's me.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I always wi first, and no poop can come out
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: until the we's done.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I will, you know, but.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: That might be a male thing because the willie like
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: goes through the legs and then you like kind of
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: look at it and then like it's weird and you're.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Done saying.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Not every peepy is a poopoo, but every poopoo is
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: a peepy.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: It could be. Think about it. Every time you sit
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: down to poop, you always piss. Every time I pissed,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I'm not poop.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: This is coming from a guy I wasn't toilet trying
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: till it was like seven.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: You know, I actually don't think that's all that you
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: told me the.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Story relatively in kindergarten, you had to get a teacher
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: to wipe your eyes.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah I did.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's six, isn't it?
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: When you wipe in your ass? I don't know.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: You have to ask my mum.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: She would know what imagine. She's like, honestly, I just
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: never ever did it. Just figured it out.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Oh well, it feels good, Jake, to know we're not alone.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: It feels really good to feel like I like that
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: poop on last there. Yeah, definitely, except it was more
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: about pee.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: But anyway, I kind of like how she was like
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: kind of says fuck you to her body. Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: No, I'm like that too. Hey, if I've taken a
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: piss because my bladder hates me too, and I feel
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: like I got to go, I'm like, no, I don't.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Last night woke up, I thought I had to. We
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: turned onto my back, fell back asleep.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: No, it sometimes works. Yeah, It's got like a for
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: me sixty percent hit rate because then I'll fall back
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: asleep and then like two minutes later, I'll be like,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking awake again. I've obviously got a peek.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. True, Sometimes you.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Do obviously just need Yeah, I for the last couple
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: of days have purposely been not as hydrated and that
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: definitely helps.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: So being hydrated is underrated, bro, I know it is.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Well, it's good for the skin though that I realized too.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I get a bit like blemishes. Oh if you're doing yeah,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: it's really good for the skin. That's because you were blessed.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Motherfucker.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah fuck you. All right, baddies, I'm going to call
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: this next segment or your shark tank cool. So, along
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the relatables and Jake and not his journey together, we
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: have had countless good business ideas we could be millionaires.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: One of those good ideas was this podcast, and it's
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: got all right, you're here listen proof in the pudden. Yeah,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: we're eating that pudden. But also I have a feeling
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: along the way that there's a lot of good businesses
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: that have come to us as a gift from the
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: un b gods, and then they left us because we
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: didn't have that dog in us. So I thought how
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: this could work is Jake is the fun flamboy, an
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: energetic one who's going to bring all the business ideas
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: to the table. So I've asked him behind the scenes
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: to get some passion projects. That's businesses that he's invested
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: in that he would be invested in, and you've got
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: to bring them to me. And either one's going to
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: land today or you're going to keep coming back until
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: one lands. And what I'm going to do. You're going
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: to help too, but you don't like the behind the
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: scenes ship. I'm going to try and make it work.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Wait a second, when you asked me this, this might work,
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: This might not work.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: He asked me the other day. He goes, like, think
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: of some fucking passion business ideas. Right, let me just
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: you're not gonna like any of these.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Anivity mat you can come, but this doesn't have to.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna when a million dollar idea doesn't come
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: It's a good point. So he said, just have these
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: be personal to you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: So what I'm thinking is for this to work is
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: you've got to love it and like it's got to
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: be like kind of like funny and quirk like you,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: and then it's got to be just enough logic in
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: there to make it work.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: You do you do you have any or no?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. This hound's going to work because
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: if I had something and then you weren't passionate about it,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't be in it. Your heart wouldn't be in it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: But your heart's going to be in it, that's shark.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: So number one is I want to I want to
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: be a woodworker, all right.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: I want to have my own woodworkshop at my house
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: in my garage.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: That's the business.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: That's a business, all right.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: And so what I want to do is have it
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: as a business, and I want to take orders from
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: people where they like.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: I want to be just like a really really good woodworker.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: And I just know everything.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: I've got all the tools, and I make everything by hand, right,
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: and people will send me things they want made, and
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: I'll price it and i'll draw it and I'll say,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: here's how much it's going to cost. And so I
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: make a bit of money that way, right, But at
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: the same time, I document the whole thing, and so
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: I have a YouTube channel that is another form of income.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: And I am a woodworker and I'm just on my
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: loansome faint idea.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: That's a great idea.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, too much work, but yeah, okay, okay.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great start. That's not bad at all.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: So you like that, Yeah, that's heaps good. It's like
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: supplements the business with the social media and YouTube side
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: of things. But then that's a full time job. We
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: need something in the background to be working without your time.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, this is why you need me, this is
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: why I need you.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, well let's see. Another one that was quite.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Personal to me was I've always really, really I enjoyed vlogging,
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: and so another one was like do I vlog which
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: I do?
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Actually do already?
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: You do?
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I already do it now a little bit basic?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, now where we're thinking, like, I didn't give
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you any sort of info.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: So this is funny, But once it's there, it's kind
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: of working by itself, you know how, like the podcast,
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: for example, we record and then people listen to it,
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: post like not your time is in the exchange for money?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: You really dumb down how much goes into the podcast?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Then okay, next one, yeah, next one.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: The bookworking one that would.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: That impressed, But it would take me a lot of time.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: It would take a lot of money, way too much time.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah okay, bookstore, cafe, bookstore, cafe, bookstore cafe,
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: big upfront costs, but yeah, so big upfront coast bookstore, cafe. Okay,
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: we have a really cool bookstore and it's a cafe.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Where in my mind went with these though, was like,
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: is it to really like replace the podcast?
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: No?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that's what I said, these are
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: all like he's got to be going in the background. Okay, yeah,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I got to keep your main job.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: I couldn't do a bookstore cafe.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Also, big up from upfront costs. I'll put you next
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: time the beauty of outsourcing, so it can be our idea.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: But we can outsource all of this stuff too.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not entirely sure what you think how you think
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: this is going.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: To work well when you when you land, you'll.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Know, I really really am not entirely like Anything's gonna
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: be a lot of work.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and we're going to document it. But none
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: of these is a hit yet. You'll know when you're hit.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, next one's really going to be a no go.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: I've always thought it'd be really cool.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know how long I'd enjoy this for probably
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: about a week, but AnyWho, I'd always I've always thought
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: it'd be really cool to just like live on a
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: farm and like and just have a farm and you
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: just like.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Throw all your own ship, right.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you just like document the process of learning
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: how to run a farm, kind of like Clarkson Farm,
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: but not that big.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Like he's obviously super.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Rich, yea with the content of the background with.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Like so you like you film it, you've loged your
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: experience or whatever, and you just like kind of log
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: maybe your day to day like what you're doing on
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: the farm to keep ship up and run it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, chickens, garden.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: A couple of care, maybe you got a horse you
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: ride around on, and then another way to make a
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: bit of supplemental income on this one, right, this is
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: actually the best idea that she wants to do down
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: the track in her life. But I would want to
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: add it into mine too, is I would. I would
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: also want to offer I would want enough land to
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: be able to offer so dog boarding. Someone goes on holiday,
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: the dog can stay with us and they can stay
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: with us and our dogs. Right, so then it's like
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: got like the family experience. And then also it's living
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: on a farm. But also I want to have a
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: really well fenced in like one acre to two acre
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: area of my big farm and people can hire it
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: for like an hour or two hours and bring their dog.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: That is like vicious because it is a thing actually
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: at the moment that people can do. Like a lot
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: of people have dogs that they need to be walked
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: at like five am or like nine.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Pm, because they will kill another dog.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: And so I want to make it so those people
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: can take their dog, they can hire it for like
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: twenty bucks thirty bucks an hour and have their dog
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: off lead somewhere without the worry of it killing another dog.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: That's very nice.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: But a supplement on income.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one bit of a hard business.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is the businessman over here given all the
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: that's the good?
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Is that all that's all I got?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: That's all you've got.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to be fair, I've always wanted a gym, but
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: I just was like, I'm not super passionate about it,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Like I used to be super passionate about it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: But I have always wanted one. Okay, but like that's
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: also like big investment.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's do a couple of weeks of this. You
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: know where to go from here, and then well.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I know what you're talking about. Now.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: You want me to come in here and be like,
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: I want to fucking start a drop ship clothing company
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: that you can just outsource some fucking.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: No no no no, no, no no no no. I
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: want it to be quality and that we love it.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You don't love drop shipping. I wasn't going to give
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: an example. But I've thought you might bring this, but
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: you didn't because you only think about yourself. Selfish.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: You wanted me to bring the fucking caffeine gum or
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: some ship.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Wrong again, what is it? Relatables cookie coat? Ah, three cookies,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: motherfucker low cow, one choc chip that tastes amazing, and
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: one gluten free one we specialize in.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: I also needed to be like, chose free now, fuck.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You extra and that that was my example and we
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: get them in coals and woolies.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know how easy it is to say those words. Yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: how the fuck are we going to do that?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You've imagined this podcast three years ago. If I said
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: to you, oh, we'd fucking hundreds of thousands of people listening,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and you'll be.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Like, we gonna do that?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I want to be wouldwork on.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: How are we going to do?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Then?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's you were.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Waiting for me to bring relatables cookie coat, And then
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: you're going to say yes.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no no. So relatables, you can
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you admit out of all those examples, Relatiable's cookie cos winning.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's a product.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what I want to do is come back
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: next week.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: With five more and I need to think of products.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: And see you No, you can still be a passion project.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: You know where to go from here. And then what
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I actually want to do is each week we can
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: progress on the business ideas. So we can start with
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: outsourcing someone to make a couple of cookies and we
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: taste run them money if we go with that with money?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about outsource?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: So this is someone to make some cookies.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: This is where this is where you've got to fall
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: in love with you. You obviously don't love cookies enough
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: that I thought you would.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: And I'll make it happen. I like the sound, like,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: I like see how this is going to work? Related
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: cookie car Yeah, and then the sound, the sound of
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: it sounds really good. But like, I don't think I
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: for anything, Like what's why do we need a product?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Because it's fun. It doesn't have to be a product.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: It can be anything we've done. Merch, So come back
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: next week. Merch is cool.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Because you get to give merch out to to to
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: like the audience buys merchant.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: It's awesome. But it's a headache.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that's a headache. And I want to
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: land on it and I want to fall in lovel
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be cookie. So come back and
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: let me know what you think and we can. It
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: can be weeks and weeks and weeks until you land, Jake.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I just want you to keep hitting and you're going
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to hit a home run one day. Just five, that's
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: all you need.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Five.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: They were actually better than I thought. The woodworking one
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: was kind of cute.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: I've always wanted to Yeah that's cool. No, that were good.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: No, I was thinking about stuff to replace the pod.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, I need.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: To be able to keep the pod.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, keep by the time I had the extra
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: time I have now needs to go into doing something else.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. And it's kind of like, you know, yeah,
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: you put me in a prison.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, how this is going to work is like
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you we come on the podcast and you go, fuck,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: would be hectic to like, I don't know how a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: chocolate chip just say, but it doesn't have to be
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: chocolate chip, chocolate chip vanilla cookie. You know, I go
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: fucking figure out how to get a taste has of
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: a chocolate chi vanilla cookie, and then then we sell it,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: and then you taste it and be like that's fucking hectic.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: So I could say, like.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: You're the passion and then I'm gonna figure it out.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: So I could say, like it'd be sick to have
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: like a relatables chapstick.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes that's what it is.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, have like a relatables condom.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I'm thinking. And then I've got to
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: try and figure out how to do it. I like it,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I thought you would.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I like it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Were thinking too much, I was. We got there in
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the end. Well, I mean a bit of.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Fucking guidance would have been appreciated.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I thought I was going to.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: You just message me the other day like, think of
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: some passion projects for me, and I was like, okay, cool,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: and then he goes make sure they're personal to you,
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: and I was like sick.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: All right. I thought you were bringing your own too.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: You see the logic. I see the logic. Yeah, I reckon.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I landed, all right, see you next week.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: No, I have better ones next week. I think I
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: like something that can get off the ground running.
• 30:50
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Dilemmas time.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Now, we do dilemmas all the time, and I think
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: it's probably good for us to add every single episode,
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: even though we do it every single episode. Is that
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: if you want you get a dilemma submitted, click the
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: link in the description, and it's all anonymous. Even though
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: it asks you if you want to be anonymous. If
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: you say I don't mind, I don't want to be anonymous,
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: we still don't know who you are, all right. That's
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: that's a glitch on our end that we did day
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: one of dilemmas and never fixed it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: So it's all anonymous. Don't worry about it. And yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. Juicy one's been coming in lately.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Take Jake Jack, hold up, I forgot to give you this,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: dang bro, why'd you give me this? I was at
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the airport strolling past the Krispy Kreme shop, and I thought,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: why not? Why don't I just get you this just
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: because you're a pretty good blow?
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, I won't lie to here. What have we got?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Have you tried any of these before? Yeah?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I've tried four out of the six you've got.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Wait, I got mad Flavors bad? What already got me?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Krispy Kreme? A company of you traveled all this way
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: with those.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: You're welcome just for you.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Mate, Ah pistah, Sorry, I gotta go.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I love the pink.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: What I feel like it's the aesthetic. I think it's
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: the aesthetic of this one.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: For me.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: I was actually pretty hungry, you know, I wanted a snack. Yeah, mate,
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: I'll even give you half, the.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Bigger half to think's my favorite too.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Hm.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Talking about sorry as Mr business ideas before, what about
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: relatable's donut?
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Relatable donut couldn't slap a ortter. We make it the
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: baddies donut? Mmm, for the baddies.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: That would be pretty cool.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: That'd be pretty quiet. Well, flavor, what flavor donut? It'd
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: have to be blue. I feel like the frosting needs
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: to be blue. Relatable because of like relatables blue.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let us know, baddies, if you want a donut,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: what do you put.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: On a baddies donut? Also, I feel like I really
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: like the donut because you know how you get donuts.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You wait, half that donut already.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I actually I gave you a bigger hut. It was
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: a little it was half of donuts, one by one.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I could put a whole.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Donut in my That's the business idea.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Right there, man, I was holding back, Jake, that's the
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: advertisement AnyWho?
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I reckon?
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, but I like donut with a circle in the
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: middle of how you can get stuffed and stuff. I'm
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: not the biggest fan of a stuffed donut. I obviously
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: love them like they taste good, but I just love
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: classic donut, like the glaze with the pink stuff on
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: top of It's almost like like I would want it
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: to be just a classic donut with the hole in
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: the middle. Obviously it's got something blue, but I don't
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: really Okay, what else could we do?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I think it could be flavors, it could be anything.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: That could be what we come back to each week
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: A couple advances on where we think you could go.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: The design of our donut.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, sorry about his interrupted me with my dilemma,
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: but let's get into this.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Should I care about this?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: For background, my boyfriend and I have been together nearly
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: a year. He recently asked me if I.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: Would mind if he was to go drive with his friend.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: His friend is a girl.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't really.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Feel like it was an issue because I do trust him.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: We have mutual friends that are girls, and I have
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: no issues with how he acts towards them. This girl
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: would be going on her So this girl he would
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: be going on a drive with is one of his
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: old best friends, and he said that they hadn't spoke
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: to each other since January, so it's just a catch up.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: I don't really care about.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Him going out with her, but I know other girls
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: like my friends would care about it if it was
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: their boyfriends. I'm worried that I should care about it
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: with a question mark?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Am I not seeing a red flag?
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Or is it that I'm comfortable enough and trusting in
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: the relationship that it's clear where we both stand.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I've actually got a really good response. But
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I hate to do this, baddie. But on Patreon right now,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: there is a cheating not cheating where Jake answers is
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: it cheating to go get.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Food one on one.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: With a opposite sex friend? Okay, yeah, it's out there
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: right now. Enjoy if you want to say it. But okay,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I do you have like an actual response for advice? Yes,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: great advice, I think you go. It used to affect
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: me a lot, but I've become very self aware to
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: make my own decisions. Don't let Sacilo's expectations change how
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: you feel about something. Yeah, make up your own mind.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: I think honestly a few years ago I would have
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: been like nah.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: But really thinking about it, like if you.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Trust him and he's given you no reason to feel otherwise,
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: and like you like in your gut are like, yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: he's just gonna go catch up with a friend?
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Like then fucking does she say it? I think it's fine.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I agree with you. I don't mean to make the
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: bad expiral. Did she you say? Drive?
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: They're going for a drive?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Look is more normal?
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: I can understand or watch?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: How do I fucking a drive? Like a drive? A drive?
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I also, I I do think when a drive, I
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: was fucking if I was going for a drive.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I used to say to people used to see.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: You want to go for a drive, and we both
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: knew what that meant, Like why else were we going for?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I mean that I know it might not, but also
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: like if they just really you want to catch up?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: What if he's a car, Go for a walk, Go
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: get a coffee, go have some food. What's the difference
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: with a drive?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: I guess because you're fucking a drive, go drive to
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: a lookout?
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Sounds kind of roanic. I can.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: I think I could see where the baddie spirals if
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: like if she got some sort of outside influence of
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: someone being like that's fucked, Like that's a romantic thing,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Like I can fully see. But it's just like the
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: only bit of advice I have is that if you,
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: in your gut are like I trust this man, then
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: like fucking then then and then if you don't care,
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: then who cares?
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: I agree?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: And then I've also been like a big believer. And
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and phrase this. If you have one
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: hundred percent trust in him and he avoids that trust
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: and does something wrong, it makes you feel better about
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: your decision in the end run because you did trust him.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: But if you spa right now and then like down
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the track, nothing happens. It's kind of like the dynamics
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: a little bit wrong there. This way, you always know
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: that your mindset's been good in the relationship. Yeah, you're
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: like having faith in yourself in your own decisions. Whereas
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: like that's starting to like break the foundations of the
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: relationship a little bit if it goes skew up. I'm saying,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: like you knew you one hundred percent did the right
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: thing all the time. You're the best girlfriend ever.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that. How do I word this?
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: I if I was you, Like this is a weird,
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Like I think this is a weird mindset to have. Right,
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: I fully one hundred percent trust Birth and she fully
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: one hundred percent trusts me.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: I can't speak for her, but I do know. Like, so,
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: if Beth cheated on me, I think I've said this.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Before, it would hurt.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: I would be in a lot of pain. But I'm
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: not scared of that, if that makes any sense at all,
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Like that is not a fear of mine, because like
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: to me, I've been alone before, and I know what
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: it's like to be alone, and I.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Actually quite enjoy being alone.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: I don't enjoy being alone more than being with Beth.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: But like, if Beth was to cheat on me, being
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: alone doesn't scare me. And yes, it would hurt, but
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: like it's almost like one of It's almost like one
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: of the reasons I trust so much I have so
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: much trust in Beth is obviously because of her actions,
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: but also just the fact that, like if she ever
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: did anything, then I know that I'm okay alone. I
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: feel like it's a weird mindset to have, but it's
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: almost like you trust yourself, maybe you'll be okay no
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: matter what because you.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Believe in yourself. Yeah, I think, and I think the
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: rother thing to do is trust your gut, trust however
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you feel, follow that with whatever happens after, not make
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: a prejudgment before something happens.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: And like if you told any of your friends about
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: it and they're kind of like, girl, that's sauce, that
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: saus blah blah blah blah blah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: I feel like it's like a bit immature from them
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: to not look at it from like they're looking at
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: it from a very closed minded perspective. Like I can
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: see where they're coming from, but they're not looking at
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: it from the perspective of like, you know, they're not like,
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: do you trust your boyfriend? Like maybe they just don't
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: trust their boyfriends like that and they're different.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: They also just wouldn't like that. Yeah, you're okay with it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: And the hard thing too, like I did exactly the
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: start saying like a drive sus it's so hard for friends,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: especially to see.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: From your relationship.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like they make the judgment off their relationship, not
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: how you've known this man for the past two years
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: or however long it's been exactly Yeah, and if you
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: feel confident in him just going for a drive, then
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: fucking oath.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Any relationship can be anything. People make everything work.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: I would say, just stick to what he is SAI
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: at the start, and don't let like an outsiders I
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: don't know opinions.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then after it, go for a drive of
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: him and have sex with him. True, he comes home like, yeah,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: my turn, bitch, passenger princess times go, I'll show you
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: what a real driver is. Okay. This one has a
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: title girlfriends versus boyfriends. Hey, guys, I'll get right into it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Not a relationship one, but for context, I have a
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: long distance boyfriend and it's hard sometimes and I miss
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: him a lot of the time. Of course, after half
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: a year, a very good friend of mine got a boyfriend.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I also know him, and he's a great guy. We
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: study together, so a lot of group settings. The dilemma is,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: every time I see them together, I get sad and
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I guess a bit jealous because they can see each
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: other all the time. They are disgustingly cute together, and
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I support them but I can't help it feel like
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: it's a bit.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Disrespectful, she said, O G.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Og original not very understanding or
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: maybe or not very understanding when they are being all
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: couplely in front of me, no macouts, but consistently giving
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: each other all their attention, also in group settings, and
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: it sometimes feels like they just want to brag and
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: show everyone how in love they are. I guess some
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: of my feelings also come from feeling less important to
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: my friend, and of course she spends more time with
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: him now and I miss how it was before, but
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: that happens. I've also voiced this to my friend how
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: it makes me feel everything. But I am also unsure
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: if I have a right to find it disrespecting because
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I chose to be in a long distance relationship and
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: how I feel is kind of not her problem. That's
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: why I don't blame her and can't be mad at her.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: She's self aware.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: What do you guys think? Is she a bad friend?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Or am I blaming her for my problems? Also, I
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: love the podcast. It's the only one I still listen
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: to Let's Go.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look, I think like I personally don't think you
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: have a leg to stand on.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: Ooh do you think?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Um, it's a tough one because like if she didn't
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: have a boyfriend and it was a long distance relationship,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I would say it's a valid feeling to feel like
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend sorry, to feel like your best friend and
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend are like rubbing in your face.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: A little bit, or if the baddie was single.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think your emotions are coming from a
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: place of jealousy and I wish I could have that yeah, yeah, yeah, And.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: She's aware of that. She's definitely, she knows she's.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Just And the reason where it's coming from is why
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: I think you don't have a leg to stand up.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, Ah, it is unfortunate. But also like here's what
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: kind of sucks, is like.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: You can't really I don't know, like maybe you can
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: help how you feel, but when you feel something right,
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: even let's say the feeling is invalid, So you're feeling
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: that feeling, so it's well within your right to not
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: really want to hang out with them when they're together
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: very often, Like I don't think I would think that
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: you're a bad friend for that, And so then it's
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: like your friend could be like, oh, you're.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Gotta feel however you want to feel.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing. It's like your friend could be like, oh,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: how come we don't hang out anymore? And then if
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: you're like.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Honestly, like I just I just was getting so jealous,
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: like I just missed my boyfriend so much when you
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: guys are together, because like, you guys are so cute
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: together and like obviously so in love, and it just was.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Making me fucking jealous. Like I don't think you would
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: be a bad friend for not wanting to hang out
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: with them for that reason. What do you reckon? I
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: don't know know.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I'm also thinking about it a little bit more so
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: if we were in this situation, say me and Cassie
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: went a long distance relationship and then you're very aware
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: of my situation, then for some reason, you and Beth
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: every time we were we're just like mad in love.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like you would be self aware enough to
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, he's just a little bit down that
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: he's in a long distance relationship. Maybe just no fucking
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: lovey doveness for the next hour or so, Like you
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have that conversation like directly, but I feel like
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: you might just do it unconsciously as a friend.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Maybe, yeah, I don't know.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I feel like you feel like you would, because like
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: you might just see a little bit in my demeanor
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: and be like, oh, he's probably just like fucking missing
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Cassie a bit, like I'm not going to fucking be
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: all over you tonight, am I. As a friend, I
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: feel like you might do that.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I think I would do it without knowing you doing it, though, Yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I still stand with what we say, but I do
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: think as a best friend in the situation, she could
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: be a little bit more understanding.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she said that she's actually told her best friend
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: how she feels, but like she I assume she's also
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: said to her best friend like I also just don't
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: even know if I if this feeling is valid.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: But and to be fair, like if I came to
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: and said, hey, look like I'm so happy that you're
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: in a loving relationship. But like maybe just when we're
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: getting dinner stuff together, just chill a little bit on
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: like the PDA. But it makes me feel like I
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: missed my friend.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: There's been PDA.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like just they focus on each other, like
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: you know, like you can't have a le this down
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: right now. If you're kissing, if you're kids, they were
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: kissing in front of you'll be like, yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: That's the thing is like she was saying, like, it's
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: not all kissy, It's like they just focus on each
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: other a lot.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: So that's why I'm thinking, like.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: You're just missing your boyfriend, which is valid, and you're right,
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: you chose to be in a long distance relationship.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: How much is a flight? Probably a lot hard, hard
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, but look, it's good. It's good yourself aware.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: It's good you've talked to your friend. It's good that
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you've come to a podcast asked for a third opinion.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Like everything you've done is good, and it's okay to
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: feel something that isn't necessarily valid true.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: And I think maybe the healthiest thing is understanding why
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: you're feeling it, and then it's like you're self aware
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: and then you get to sort of just like know
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: what's happening when the feelings come up, and then it's
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: like instead of holding a grudge against them, you're just like, honestly,
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: I just.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Miss my boyfriend. Yeah, I think that could I feel
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: like that's what it is.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I thought that's great, and that is If you want
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: more dilemmas, it's over on Patreon. They have exclusive dilemmas
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: eight nine to nine a month.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: What a bargain, boddie. I have an announcement to make.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I am officially pause for silence, dramatic effect.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: A marcher, babe, man.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I am so glad you said that because I am too.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I absolutely love Marcher.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: It's like a reward. Couldn't agree more, my friend could
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: not agree more. Throughout the day, I do little tasks
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know what, I deserve a Marcher.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Same and I go to at the moment, Jake, are
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: these perfect tad vanilla march latte cans?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Cans?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Not only do they taste amazing, but it's also a
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: different source of caffeine to coffee.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Mate, that's true, and they're so handy.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Like it's just a cafe quality Marcher in a can
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: in your hit, mate.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I am obsessed, and I know the baddies listening are
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: going to be looking for a sign to get a
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Marcher today.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Here it is so hey, you've heard it here. First,
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: don't walk, but run to Cole's.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: It's time for comments. If you want to get a
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: comment read, simply comment on.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: The episode you are listening to. I've got Spotify, Tara
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Sutton said, listening to you guys say twenty nine is
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: old and I'm thirty seven, I wonder who the oldest
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: baddie is. Hmmm, Look, we're joke about saying that. I
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: only do it too because Jake's older than me. But
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: comment below, I reckon age is only a constant. Too,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: is only how you feel.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: I reckon. I would agree.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Age comes into play when you know you've got a
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: forty year old man dating a twenty one year old
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: definitely comes into play then.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: But no, I don't think twenty.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Nine is old because when I'm twenty nine, I'm not
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: going to be old old, older than our parents, and
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: and when.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I'm thirty seven, I will not be old.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, it's always older than me. I feel like
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: that's how you go off. Actually, it's just fun to say.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: It's just fun to say, all right, I've got from AT.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: I think it's shan spelled ch a RN. I guess
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: why adoption might be more common in the older generations
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: is because of the advancement of IVF those type of
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: things AT least that doesn't make sense because like people
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: that struggle to have a child can go through IVF
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: and quite often be successful.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: You could also go to I think I saw another
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: comment on how much more it's become normalized to be
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: on birth control. Oh and back in the day, it
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: wasn't like the pill and content people would and they
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: not want to keep the child and put up for adoption. Yeah,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: and the conversation around sexual education wasn't there compared to now.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Also, I don't know, so.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: I don't fully know. I reckon this would play a factor,
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: a contribute. This would be a contributing factor at least,
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: is that the further we get along in I don't know,
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: human society, I guess years, future years, whatever the more
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: like back in the day, I don't I don't know
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: how much different it was, but it definitely was probably
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: a bit worse. Is like women having more control of
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: what they get to do with their bodies. So like
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: abortion like probably happened less when our parents were born,
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: and now it happens more. Because like if a woman
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: doesn't want to have a child and she finds out
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: super early, then it's like within her right to not
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: have that child. I know there's some places where it's illegal,
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: but it's legal here, and I just reckon it would
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: have been way less common back then.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Couldn't agree.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Facts play into what I bet.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, it's time for one of the baddies to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: sign off an episode. Last week we got the riddle Jake,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: you're still going down that avenue or we're just getting
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: signed off?
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: And if a baddie doesn't have one, like.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't want to ask for one anymore. I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: feeling bad. Okay, Okay, yeah, I feel bad. I don't
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: ask for anymore. So if a baddie has one, I'll
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: be happy.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: And then we'll just say, we'll say, oh, you can
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: sign off in whichever way you want it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: You can give advice and give a quote, and we'll
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: just add Jake.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Who are we gonna call?
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Lola?
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Hello, Lola, it's Audie and Jake from the Relatables podcast.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: How's it going?
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Shut off?
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: Are you serious?
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Dead serious?
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: I love you so much.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: We really appreciate that. Do you know why we're calling
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: you today?
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: And Jake, I have a riddle. Yeah, Oh my god,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: you have made Jake's day. The floor is yours, take
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: it away?
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, it's one was like the one when you did.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Oh wonderful. I love that. Those those are my specialty.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 51:02
  Speaker 8: I sometimes run, but I can't walk.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: What am I?
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: I sometimes run but I can't walk.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Water that isn't but that's.
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: Not damn it.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Sometimes get sometimes run walk and it's not water. Sometimes
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I want to get this thinking. I'm thinking you're on.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: The right track, but I feel like you can't go
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: like water. Got to get away from water.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of that time run.
• 51:39
  Speaker 10: It's it's obvious once you get it, Like, once you
• 51:41
  Speaker 10: get it, you'll you'll be like, oh, it's not time, No,
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: not time.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I didn't hear that.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Roll What run? Tell me?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: You think what runs?
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Cheetahs?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: What else runs?
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: It's nothing with leg?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, but I'm thinking this. Name things that run
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: and they don't walk? Running? Running and running?
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: You say, bolt my mouth.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Close asshole nose?
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Where? Oh my gosh. That is great. Well wow, how
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: do you how do you feel? How do you feel?
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: I'm like shaking, let's go.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, we're very We appreciate you listening, and I really
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: appreciate the riddle that really got my heart going.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Joy, how I go on? We got there?
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Baddies, bring the riddles from two?
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Did we get to from too? Or just know we've
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: had two from two we've had.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Well, there's two wins if we get a riddle and
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: then we get it. Yeah, double win. See that's just
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: getting a riddle was missed.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah okay, Battie, thanks so much for listening. We love
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: your stay bad