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🐚 Rhode Island Finale Recap w/ Pizza 🍕Strips + 🔥Fire Scare, 🐈 Cat Cafe and ⛳️Golf Era · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Hi, what's up everybody. We're talking about the Rhode Island
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: Ladies today, the finale, that is, and Emily Deresis is
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: here to discuss all of that with me and a
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: little more. Emily, welcome to the show called drama, Darling.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: You're welcome to say the finale was fire and so
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  Speaker 4: is your neighborhood.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. That is a really great point.
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  Speaker 2: This just in. We've had the closest fire to our
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  Speaker 2: home since we've lived here four years. In appear in
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  Speaker 2: gorgeous California, Santa clar You guys.
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  Speaker 3: Are familiar with Santa Clarita, but.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: There was in fact a fire just on the other
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  Speaker 2: side of the freeway from us, and we lived pretty
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  Speaker 2: close to the veryway. We were in the warning zone.
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  Speaker 2: We did not have to evacuate. I am happy to
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  Speaker 2: say that they have the fire under control.
• 1:17
  Speaker 4: I saw that the orders were lifted. The evacuation orders
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  Speaker 4: were lifted. Did you hear me cheered like the Knicks one?
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  Speaker 2: I sure as held it, And I know you had
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  Speaker 2: your high visibility vest on. You probably had a whistle,
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: and I knew you were packing go bags for me.
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  Speaker 2: I just knew it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, so.
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  Speaker 4: Funny because snow chains on my tires so they wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: melt when I drove to your house.
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  Speaker 3: That's not proven science or wow or anything.
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted there, she goes, there, she goes. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's funny because you were just showing me. Well, you
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: didn't show me intentionally, as it turns out, I was
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  Speaker 2: looking in your trunk and I saw some of your
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  Speaker 2: great sustainable food for merger, and I want to have
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: an entire episode of where you like get us prepared,
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: you know, we go down the list of things that
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: we need and I've yet to do that. I'd like
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  Speaker 2: to do that before the end of the summer so
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: that I because really I need to get my stuff
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  Speaker 2: under control and I just don't. So that is something
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  Speaker 2: i'd like to do. Cut to you know, it's dinner time.
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: We're making hot dogs. Thank you, Emily for the leftovers
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  Speaker 2: from your block party.
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  Speaker 4: I did a food drive. I am literal, I drove
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  Speaker 4: the food. I drove it to Amy's.
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  Speaker 2: A lot more buns than we were prepared for.
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  Speaker 4: But guess what, darlings, we don't fuck around. What were
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  Speaker 4: those buns Martin's potato rolls, and that is something that.
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: You did not grow up with. That is an East
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  Speaker 3: Coast thing, and now you can get them.
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  Speaker 2: At like in Santa Clarita.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's only at like one place.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, wow, You're like so I know, well,
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  Speaker 2: trust me, I'm just gonna put a little butter on
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  Speaker 2: it and enjoy. I don't need any meat in there,
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: thank you, maybe toasted a bit. There is, but great dogs.
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  Speaker 2: So we're cooking dinner. I had just taken a shower
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  Speaker 2: and the next thing you know is Brett comes back
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  Speaker 2: there and he says to me, he says, don't panic,
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  Speaker 2: but there is a warning right now. There's a watch
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  Speaker 2: duty is letting us know there's a fire across the way.
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  Speaker 2: And so I was like, well, how close? He shows
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  Speaker 2: me on the map and I'm like that's too close.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, my parents are here, right and so
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  Speaker 2: we're thinking. I'm thinking, well, we'll probably going to have
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  Speaker 2: an evacuation warning pretty soon, so let's come up with
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  Speaker 2: a plan. Where are we going to go. We've got
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  Speaker 2: my parents, which is terrible because it's like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: there's like so many people and then the cat and
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: the fish, you know, of course thretting me and Maddie
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  Speaker 2: so Annie who. So we're just like, I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to start working on putting together my stuff and
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  Speaker 2: Maddie's stuff and like getting our things organized. And Maddie
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  Speaker 2: doesn't didn't know at that point, which is better. But
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  Speaker 2: the alarm started going off on our phone constantly, and
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  Speaker 2: you could hear the helicopters going pretty pretty hard and fast.
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  Speaker 2: So she's like, I've been hearing this helicopter. We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to evacuate. And we're like, you are smart, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for you know, saying that. Anyway, we told her,
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: you know, what was going on, and we just kind
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  Speaker 2: of like finished eating our dinner. At that point, they
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  Speaker 2: had gotten it. There was no forward progress of the
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  Speaker 2: fire at that point, which was great, and things were
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: starting to look up. And as it turns out, the
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  Speaker 2: fire has stopped. They are still you know, pouring whatever
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  Speaker 2: it is of water fire. I don't know what that
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  Speaker 2: stuff is they put on it, but they're still doing that.
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  Speaker 2: And in fact, when I said I needed a couple
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  Speaker 2: more minutes, Emily, it's because we heard those big things
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  Speaker 2: going by. We went outside to watch it. Well, Brett
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  Speaker 2: and Maddie did, and they watched it. It's so close.
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  Speaker 2: They watched it dump water. That's how close it is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: So they heard it coming again and we were like,
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  Speaker 2: let's go out there and see. Let's go out there
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  Speaker 2: and see. So I'll just hold this up to the
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  Speaker 2: camera so you can watch as I finished the story.
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  Speaker 2: But the chopper, the plane is going to come around there.
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  Speaker 2: It is right there, and it's wild because you know,
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  Speaker 2: you never see something like that so close. You see
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  Speaker 2: it from afar, not like right outside your door, and
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  Speaker 2: there goes the water.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wild. So anyway, thank God, and thank the firefighters
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  Speaker 2: because it's just again, when it happens like this and
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  Speaker 2: it's so close to you, you just start thanking them.
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  Speaker 2: And I know, I'm about to bring those potato rolls
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  Speaker 2: right over to the fire department.
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  Speaker 3: Emily say, they're Martins. Make sure they know they're Martins.
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  Speaker 2: You're like the Martin potato role, lady. Make sure I know.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure they know they're Martins.
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  Speaker 3: They're Martins.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure they know. Make sure they know they're Martins.
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  Speaker 3: Do they know you already know? Drew Sell your song
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  Speaker 3: to Martins.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, make sure them Martins. So this is
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: why we're doing a Darlings after Dark for many reasons.
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: But the first reason we were doing is because I
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  Speaker 2: was out enjoying golf today, so I couldn't record during
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  Speaker 2: the day. Guys, I have an announcement to make. I
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: basically am a golfer. Now I am officially a golfer.
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  Speaker 2: I will continue to pursue the sport at my own leisure.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, are this is your press conference?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, of course it is.
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  Speaker 3: I'm announcing I am.
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  Speaker 4: I was never retired, but if I was, I'm now
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  Speaker 4: out of retirement.
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  Speaker 3: I am going to be pursuing my sport.
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  Speaker 2: Golf, my sport of golf. I think that the sport
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  Speaker 2: of golf is pushing me into retirement.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you're just coming at it like an accomplished golfer,
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  Speaker 4: an accomplished athlete Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 3: You're not retiring.
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  Speaker 2: That's oh good point. I'm not. So. It was just
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  Speaker 2: my dad and Brett and I right, So I did
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  Speaker 2: the eighteen holes today, but I did not play on
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  Speaker 2: my own like we did best Ball, which was the
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  Speaker 2: smartest thing to do considering Brett hasn't played in a
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  Speaker 2: year and he hasn't had a break like that in
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  Speaker 2: a really long time. It's just his work schedule. And
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: I personally have never played eighteen holes. I've only played nine.
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  Speaker 2: And thirdly, it was ninety two degrees out at the
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: heat of the day. We started at nine am. But
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  Speaker 2: still I got to drive a golf cart. I hadn't
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  Speaker 2: done that before. That was exciting as hell, and my god,
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  Speaker 2: I was just loving life. And I had some good
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: hits I'm not gonna lie, and some good putts and
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: I was told, you got the stuff, so I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it going. I've been at the driving range,
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: I played best ball before many many times at putt
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  Speaker 2: putt golf. So I just feel like I'm really a
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  Speaker 2: good candidate for the sport. And I love the outfits,
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  Speaker 2: love the outfits. I'm excited to get a pair of
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  Speaker 2: golf shoes, definitely one with like a flat tassel or
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  Speaker 2: a flap of some sort, or a saddle shoe. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, but it's gonna be cute planning. I'm wearing
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  Speaker 2: a lot of argyle and really doing it up. Just
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: get ready for some drama. Darling teas and markers and hats.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's going to be a thing.
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  Speaker 4: I want to just say, as you're coming into this
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  Speaker 4: not cheap sport, look for secondhand items as you're getting
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  Speaker 4: into it, because a lot of people have launched into
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  Speaker 4: this path.
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  Speaker 2: I already have. I already have. That's how I went
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  Speaker 2: to bed last night. On Facebook marketplace they're looking for
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  Speaker 2: I would never buy a full set of new golf clubs,
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  Speaker 2: are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: I would talking outfits, the whole nine people clubs.
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  Speaker 3: It's the outfits too. I'm just saying, like, until you're
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  Speaker 3: ready for the hard.
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  Speaker 2: Line, darlings, send me any links right now. I'm a six,
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: used to be a four, but send me the sixes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a medium. But if you got any links for
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  Speaker 2: used not you know, just good condition stuff, quality stuff, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Nattie guys, darlings. It doesn't have to be quality, just
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  Speaker 3: it does.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be sweating and cheap shit. Don't
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: send me she and golf attire. Okay. I also don't
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  Speaker 2: want to get cancer from my clothes.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying there are a lot of people that go
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  Speaker 4: out there and buy top of the line stuff when
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  Speaker 4: they start this habit, this hot.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, I want habit. I want the top of
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  Speaker 2: the line stuff, So send it to me.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: But as long as it's like, what you can do
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  Speaker 4: is like my like my aunt just gets all the
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: second hand stuff that is really good quality, because people
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: start this and they get all the shit.
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  Speaker 2: And then they never use it, and then they never
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: use it. Where's she getting it? She going to the
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: thrift stores? Is she walk is she is she driving
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  Speaker 2: over to a local thrift store? She does it all,
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: she mentions, Okay, she does it all. Okay, Yeah, but
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: she's also in like a golf area.
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  Speaker 4: But still she's like, I love it when people start
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  Speaker 4: this up they get their stuff.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, But I'm not saying that's gonna
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: be you. I'm just saying you can save a lot.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: Oh it could be crazy, it could easily be me.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: Well, then then you won't have to spend a lot
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: of money if you've already bought this stuff secondhand. Yeah,
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: that's true. And let me tell you what's going to
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: help you out. On those links. There's a little thing
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  Speaker 3: called Martin's Potato roll.
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  Speaker 2: I am not leaving home without my golf bag packed
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  Speaker 2: with Martin's.
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  Speaker 3: Pennsylvania Dutch treat of the grill.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: Now, as Emily is on the other side of her
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: block party, I am on the other side of the
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: first week of my parents landing here. You know what
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's a lot guys, a lot of laundry,
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: a lot of Oh do you have this? I don't
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: have it? Oh okay, well who Someone's gonna probably run
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: up to Walmart, right, okay, Oh, there's an open house.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: I want to go. I just got back from doing this.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: I'm really tired. I'm just gonna sit here. Oh that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go by myself. Like I'm gonna let her walk
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: down the fucking street by yourself. Okay, let's go. It's
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: it's only ninety five degrees so much so much so. Anyway,
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: I'm the other side of them getting here after a week,
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: which is great. So we're kind of settled in, and
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: I'm on the other side of my daughter's ninth birthday
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: party with the kids. The kid's birthday party, Emily, not
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: an adult party. Not my friends are coming to this party.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: It was for the kids, right, nobody was invited. That
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: was my friend, I know.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, say it was a limited capacity.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: It was because it was at a cat cafe. So
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you it was a great experience at
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: the cafe up here in Santa Clarita, first cat cafe
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: here in Santa Clarita. They did a beautiful job. The
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: cats are amazing. They're from Kit and Rescue. All the
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: cats are up for adoption. They were all so beautiful
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: and so cute, and I've never been to a cat
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  Speaker 2: cafe before. The kids loved it. It was such a
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: nice vibe because they were all just kind of chilling
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  Speaker 2: with the cat. So we did that for about an hour.
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  Speaker 2: Then we went next door to a taco place and
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: we had lunch over there, and then we came back
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  Speaker 2: over to the cat cafe, had cupcakes and saying miamiam yam, yam,
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: yam yow and open presence, and then we were on
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: our merry little way. It was great.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: That's great.
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  Speaker 4: No clean up, didn't didn't anybody get attached to a
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: cat that couldn't have the cat not attached.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: But I uh, well, there's a way to put different,
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: different kind of attachment. More of a scratch, a couple scratches.
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  Speaker 3: Well that is that was going to happen.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is going to happen, but you know,
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I did feel bad, and uh, what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 3: They potato smile right back up.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Well I could have used that to stop. But AnyWho,
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: they were fine now I'm kidding, They got right back
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: in the mix. They just a lovely time now. And
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  Speaker 2: the other thing is today my mom and Maddie were
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: by themselves, you know, while we were golfing, and they
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: are so hilarious. So Maddie for her birthday got all
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: of these squishies. Squishies are a huge thing with the
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: kids right now. I'm talking like, there's these little squishies
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: that are dumplings. It's in a little dumpling container. There's
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: these things they're called neados and n.
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  Speaker 3: H and they're really hard to find.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: They're hard to find. They're expensive because they're priced up.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: And Maddie got so many squishies for her birthday because
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: that's what she wanted. So when we were gone, Maddie
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: wanted my mom to like make a commercial and talk
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: about each squishy on the on video. Maddie edited it
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  Speaker 2: together and they presented it to us when we got home.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: And I'm telling you. I don't know if I've ever
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: laughed so hard in my life. She'sing, she is selling
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: it so hard. She's like this octopus. You want this octopus.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: It's a friendly little friend. It's squishy. I mean, she
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: like and she kind of sounds like Martha Stewart. It's hilarious.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna cut it down and post it
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: because it's too funny.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So that was a great thing to come home to.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: And then officially, we have a little bit of actual
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: news to talk about. So I'll just do a little
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: hint of serving dish. Okay, serving dish. It's official that
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: West Wilson is not coming back to Summer House. This
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: is on People Magazine. It says a source close to
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: production tells People that Wes Wilson will not be returning
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: for season eleven. His exit comes obviously amid all this
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: huge scandal, and Bravo has no comment. The word on
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: the street is that maybe he wants to get on
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: in the city. Personally, I think that that's probably what's
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: going to happen. I could understand that he would make
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: a cameo at least once, maybe twice, at least start there.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's in her life and he's probably going
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: to stick around at least for that, And so that
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: is the huge news not coming back to Summerhouse. Me personally,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I think they're leaving a lot of money on the table.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I think you should have come back. How do you feel.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Well, I didn't know whose decision it was, if it
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: was his or their, So that's what I was kind
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: of like, Wow, I thought that it was not his decision,
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: but I have nothing to base that on.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: And I was like, wow, they were going to have
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Sandobal back.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going to have him back, so I
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: but you know, I don't know, you know, like I
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: know Sierra really because of the Traders and now Love
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Island after soun so I don't have a dog in
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: this fight except for like I love Sierra.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree with you. It sounded like it was
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Bravo's decision, but you know, there's really not a lot
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: of facts to back everything up. And you know, listen,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: this Missouri show, the Ozark show that I thought he
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: was going to be a part of, that seems to
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: be going nowhere. At this point, we haven't heard anything
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: about it. And he was a big connection, kind of
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: like Dolores was to Rhode Island. Anyway, now you had
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: mentioned Love Island. This is so sad because there is
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: a producer on Love Island, an executive producer. His name's
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: his name is James Barker, and he just passed away
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: during production of Love Island in Fiji. It says that
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: it's due to a medical episode while filming. It's so sad.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, he was only forty years old. It's so awful.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: So and then Emily, you've been watching and so you
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: said that tonight's episode was dedicated.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen tonight yet, but I do know that
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: they are going to be dedicating tonight's episode to him.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: But I you know, I'm wondering if he was like
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: somebody that was working closely with the cast. I mean,
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: he was an executive producer, but I don't know, like
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: if you know, is the whole villa rocked by? Like
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: I just curious about just that element. But obviously overall,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: it's like so sad because also, like I think he
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: just became the executive producer in like January. So I mean,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: it's just as I'm saying that in terms of like
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: this was probably a really exciting time, and of course
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: you're a cool promotion for him, and it's just.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: After working so hard in the business and working your
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: way up, I would imagine, and it's such a successful show,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: so it's a huge position.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So I guess we'll learn more in the next
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: couple of days. But I think it happened a few
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: days ago before the announcement was made.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're right, it did. Yeah, that's right. Okay, well listen,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: we need to just pop on out and we're going
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: to get into Rhode Island and tread the transition into
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Rhode Island is that we are celebrating the finale tonight,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: and we're celebrating the finale tonight with pizza strips given
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: to us by Mike Cesare. And if you take a look,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: we we're holding them up. These are Oh Emila, did
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: you sprinkle a little parmesan on it?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Oh you little minx you Yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Well, because it's like it's tomato pie, I hear you.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to touch it with any other cheese
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: because from what I understand, you know, this is just
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: like what it is. It's just the strips with the sauce.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: It's just the dough with the sauce, and that is
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: the problem that I had with it when I saw
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: it on the show. Now, Mike, who is like a
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Rhode Island native who knows everything about Rhode Island, he's
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: my bish graphic designer, he texted me and said that
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: he's never used gold Belly before and that he was
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: wondering if they maybe had some of these pizza strips
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: but like the real Rhode Island pizza strips, and sure
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: enough they did, and he was like, I gotta send
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: these to Amy because she doesn't know. She's never heard
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: of them, never seen them, and was also I was
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: very skeptical of them because I'm not a huge like
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: a ton of tomato sauce on bread. I want the cheese. Now.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: This is from De Paulmiery's Bakery on killing Lee Street,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: killing me softly.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: See, thank you, Mike, because he's sponsored our gorgeous tomato strips.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Mike, you really came through, honest to God. So should
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: we give it a little taste test here? Okay, Okay,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: this is crunchy. I'm loving it. I can't believe I'm
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: loving it.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Well, I canna tell you something I did try it
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: without the parmesan. Right before we got on, I had
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: a bite plane and hot and then' and I knew
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: by the time we had.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: It it might get cold. That's why I put some
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: parmesan on.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: But I actually like it a lot better cold because
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: the sauce tastes better.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: So that is how it's supposed to be eaten.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yep, yep.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Room temperature more cold for that at the beach, at
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: the freaking beach. And mine has been sitting here, which
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: is why, like, okay, I just want to hold it
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: up and show you look at the gorgeous golden browning
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: on the bottom. Did you like put a little oil
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: on the bottom, because that's what I did.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: And just a layer of the whatever sand I had
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: left in my sandal. I put in that too, because
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I figure that's part of it. If you're eating this
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: at the beach, it's going to get sandy, so I
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: think you should do that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I love the idea that you're right. If this was
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: hot sauce, I wouldn't be into it. And I'm going
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: to tell you right now, I want to eat this.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I want to have more of it, And that tells
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: me something. You know what That tells me, I like it,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: and I'm actually surprised. I'm actually surprised. So Mike, thank you,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Mike. It's gorgeous. And you know what, it
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: was the time and the place's place I got. I
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: got La saying that that's our that's our clip for today.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, So it's the finale and wow, I mean, this
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: is the first season of this show and we already
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: got like they wrapped it up. They did all their
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: little end credits with their updates, and then we get
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: a date and the future and someone's in court. I mean,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: this is like crazy to me. Came we had to
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: pick up camera, thank you, and just to get to
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: that because I'm not waiting. I'm not waiting. One month later,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Brian pleads guilty to a misdemeanor domestic violence charge, and
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: that is because he was accused of placing an electronic
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: tracking device on another person's car, meaning Rula, and then
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Rula filed a no contact order. We went to Rula's house.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Everyone was like, oh my god, Rula, what are you
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: going to do. She's like, I don't know. I had
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: a feeling I was being tracked, which is wild. I
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, I want to know more about like
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: what was the what were the signs that she said
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: that she was picking up on because she went to
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the dealership and she was like, is there a tracking
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: device on my car? And they're like, we can't do
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: anything about this, and they told her to go to
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: the police to take it off, which is wild. I
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: didn't know that was the chain of events, but it
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: completely makes sense.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Well, in Rhode Island, it might be different depending on
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: you know, your saintanduny and all that.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: But yeah, and.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised that she would go to the police if
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: she thought it was her husband, because she maybe she
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: would want to protect him. So I'm actually really impressed
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: that she did go to thee. So do you think that, like,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: do you think that she knew it was her husband,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: because that's where I was assuming she was getting the
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: clues from.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, I mean, I think I think she thought it
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: was either him or the mistress somebody was tracking her.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I bet she and her heart of hearts thought it
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: was probably the mistress.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: That's why she went to the police. Yeah, she never
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: thought it was her husband. She would have never gone
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: to the police if she knew it was her husband, right, I.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Think in her head or they were working together, but
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: really he had no choice in the matter. He was
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: being forced to do it, you know what I mean, Like,
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I'm sure that she put this shit all on him
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: or all on her on the mistress. Meanwhile, like just
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: like just like at that dinner at the on on
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Block Island when Alicia's like, Joel, you didn't mean you
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: mean you mean Joe, and like, Alicia, that's about Joe
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Ellen as the message and it's like, can we it's Brian.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Well. I thought it was pretty amazing that Rosie was
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Rosy or Kelsey.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it was Rosie that was like, yeah, you're fine, Joe.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And she was like, by the way, everyone's saying
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: it's your fault, but this is the scumbag sitting next
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: to me, you know. And I just love that she
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: said that right there, right there. And then this guy
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: at this party when he's like saying, you know, you're
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: so strong and like you put your ego aside, She's
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: like what He's like, No, I'm sorry you put your
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: pride aside. My what No, I'm sorry you put your
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: ugly looks aside. No. Yeah, I'm sorry you you like
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: he was just he continued, he does not know how
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: to be a good person. He doesn't have the right words,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: and personally with the cliffhanger of like being at her
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: house and all the gals being like, well, what are
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: you going to do? And she's like hmmmm, of course.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: To be continued, I don't think she's going to leave them,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: but a kind of after show.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: In the after show, filmed in February twenty twenty six,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Rulin Brian are still together.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: He's changed. We're in a much better place.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: He's very kind to me now, it's just a different
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I want to thank the mistress.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I want to thank her for helping us get to
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: this place. Were stronger than ever.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, yep, oh boy.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: You know he's in the reunion too.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Yes he is. That's right, that's true. Right, we all
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: did see that, you know. I think it's like she
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: is so dead set on not wanting to get a divorce.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: She is completely ready to just move forward through this storm,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: no matter what, how many things get, how many things
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: come at her, she doesn't. She's she's made her choice.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: So she's going to stay the course and stick with
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: this idiot. He doesn't deserve her, and he knows that
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: he has her because like he knows her so well,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: that's why he's going to keep doing it, because he
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: knows she's not going to leave because of the family.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: This theory too, that Joellen has that he's doing this,
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: so she divorces him, Rula leaves him.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think so. I think this is
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: just how he operates.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no motive. No, the motive is stupidity. You
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: know when she was like, I don't know, I'm still
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: trying to figure out why the tracking device was on
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: my car, and she says, I asked him why and
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: he just like danced around it. Well, of course, what
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: was he going to say. I wanted to make sure
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I knew when you were coming to my office so
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: that I could tell my mistress to put her pants on.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: He wanted to know when I was coming to the
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: office to get the reception desk ready for the danishes.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I was not going to get them.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he just needed to know.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: He needed to know because he did not many. No, Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I mean this this dumb idiot, this dumb dumb, this
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: cuckoo bananas dude, And you know, everybody. No, he's like,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: you know, he Joe Judice is more redeemable than this guy.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Now he is. I get this.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Now, that's what I mean. It's the long game.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Now he is long game.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: But then yeah, if you put him in like real
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: time when they were going through it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not putting Rula in prison. So that's good.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: But that's a pretty.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Low one I want to win. We have one for Brian.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: He's not having phone calls in a vineyard.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tuesday pretty much. Yeah, oh yeah, she comes my
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: bitch wife. She's such a cunt, what a bitch?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Jesus, I know, he really was the worst.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, here she comes my bitch wife.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: That is fully Yeah.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: God, I should have put a tracker on her. Imagine
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  Speaker 2: I knew that we had something special. Shocking it was
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: it was pickup camera worthy. And because you know when
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: he starts listing off all the things without even note
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: cards and just firing them off, you know, one after
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: the other after the other. I thought, someone's gonna have
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: to tell this guy to stop.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Oh not the producers. They were high fiving.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: They couldn't believe they're finally getting it, and cameras were rolling,
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: so they got it.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Is the thing you do is really this is the thing.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: You really don't know this about me.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: And I'm actually surprised that Ashley wasn't like, oh my god,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: it's so beautiful, right, that's why I was living here too,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: because you're loves it, you know.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Liz was like, and they couldn't have Dolores film, like,
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: we gotta listen to this fucking Rhode Island brochure.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy doesn't have charisma, Joel and as charisma,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: this guy doesn't have it. Comrisom Wait say combative again,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: like Liz.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Momstive commative.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I'm making your British but that's not wo Yeah, I'll
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: It's many syllables in the back of your nose.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Well, when the questions got to Rula and she was like, oh,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I can't do this, do it? Come on, everybody's doing it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Come on, it's gotta be terrible considering what your husband did,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: So say it. Get it over with and like, let's
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: move on because it's probably something horrible. All right, Okay,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: read it aloud now, loud and clear. What is the
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: most embarrassing thing your partner ever did in public? Hm?
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Who should I choose? Who should I choose? You don't
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: have to choose any You don't have to choose. You know,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: the husband that has embarrassed you in public many many times,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: in your home community as well as on national television.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: You don't need to ask him to answer the question.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: You can ask anybody. You don't have to ask your
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: cheating husband. Go on, ask anyone. Okay, I guess I'll ask.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember who she asked.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: I don't either.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. Oh I know it was it
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: was Gary. It was Joellen's husband or something, because he's like,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: she never does anything to embarrass me.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: That's right. Wait, did you catch that something about who's
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: most likely to have a safe word? Yes?
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: And then Gary said that Joellan and it was pineapple.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, okay, yeah, but also pineapple
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: means swinger lingers.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Is that why I'm saying that?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah, that's sweet.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: That's why I say.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: I know, that's why I says, let's way, I says that.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: I say that, But you know.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: What, I honestly wonder if that had been something that
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: they had all been talking about pineapple, and then he
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: was doing a callback and they just edited that totally shady.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Totally Yeah, yeah, for sure, Jared, I love pineapple. You know,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: in Rhode Island we do not grow pineapples, but we
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: we have greenhouses here on Greenhouse Island where we actually
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: grow synthetic pineapples. Oh okay, anyway, Jared just goes off.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Then the question was is there one person in the
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: group that will stab you in the back and smile
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: in your face? And then the question is asked of
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Rula and what a classy lady she's like. You know,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I would have said before that like most of you,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: or especially even such Joellen, perhaps maybe, but now no
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: one and Joellen really took that compliment, and she said,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you for saying that, because I came
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: hard for you.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Alicia's like teller, Joellen, joe Ellen teller.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Tell her, tell her you're sorry, tell ye how you
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: meant it, tell her that you didn't mean it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Sorry, I didn't.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I did not mean that. Tell her, tell her you
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: had her best? Stan is a hot I had your
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: best the hot. I don't even know what, she said.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Tell hermore, tell her, tell her how you love a
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: like a bratstall I love I love you like a
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: brat's doll. No tell her because you guys, you guys.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: She was so drunk, and it sounded like and looked
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: like everybody was just loving it, which they should because
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Alicia is a star.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: But laughing yes, when she was walking down the steps
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: with Billy to go outside, and she's like, oh, these
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: stairs are a suicide note.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: And he said, a suicide note that suits. I love
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: that so and then she's like, you know, you know
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: my problems with stairs because that one time when my
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: mother dropped me down the stairs. Now I have a
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: phobia of stairs. And I was like, what was it
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: last week?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Like when she was three?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, she said, here, how old she was? She said,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: her mother dropped her Emily.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Well, but I mean, you know, I thought that it
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: was a fall, but maybe it was a drop.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Anyway, she said, ever since my mother dropped me, and
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, well, you and your mother need to have
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: a conversation. A lot like Joellen and her mother, because
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: that sounds even more traumatic.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sure it's fine.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I'm fine, I said joke because what we do in
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Rhode Island. Rhode Island is the place that actually invented jokes.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: In eighteen thirty two. As it turns out, our forefathers
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: at the meeting of the first Congress got together and
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: someone was knocking at the door, and someone said, who's there?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: And it turns out they had slipped on a banana
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: and they said whoa banana? And they said banana to banana? Who?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: And they were like, banana, Nana, Nana, nana. And that
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: is when the first joke of Rhode Island was worn.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Liz is stoned. She's like, we can't take any more
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: of this. This guy, this.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Guy, I warned him how to drive the show, and
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: then you fire Dolores and keep this guy.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, anyway, don't know where we left up. Oh
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Alicia going down the stairs, having an issue with that.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: But also she's always telling her husband like, you know,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: you know this story, and I don't think he knows
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: shit about her because she's always happened to repeat like
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: big things from her life.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm fine with that because I do feel
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: like they changed a little bit every time.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: I think Alicia's details are.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Not that she's lying, it's just her handling of like
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: words and the English language is always.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Evolventure yea, yeah, I love it. I think he thinks
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: that she's just joking about most of the stuff because
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: she's like, I told you that. Remember when I got
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: my hand caught in the frying pan and I burned it.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I thought you was joking when you were flipping those eggs. No,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: it was real.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: You know what, though, Amy, I think that you're right
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: though obviously he doesn't really take her seriously, and there
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: are times when I'm watching her and I'm like.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: He did her take her seriously? Right now?
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is what it is. Now. She's got some
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: resentment and it comes out in the form of a
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: joking manner, which is why like during this reproposal, Oh.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: It came out preted okay, walking around, how bad he
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: fucked everybody?
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Everybody? Actually she was letting him have it for that
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: because you know, I mean he didn't it's because the
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: show and they're on the show, and like he got help.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh, you did this, Yeah, right, you did this.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: You probably didn't do this. You He never does anything
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: for me that's nice or romantic. Do you remember it
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: was a first proposal so bad he messed it up.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: I was sick as a dog. No, but that first
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: proposals a disgusting that's awful, that's seriously disgusting. Come and
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: get up, Come and look at this. She's so sick.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Don't get her out of bed. You make her pick
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: up her own ring. That's disgusting.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm also like thinking, buddy, you've had ten years
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: to correct that.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: That's right, and this is it? No, right, and then
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: but this is it? Like, I mean, I think there
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: should have been a little bit more to that. But
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: also I didn't even realize that they I forgot that
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: they were actually engaged. I thought that they were just together.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: But that reminded me. I'm like, oh, that's right, they
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: are engaged. They've been engaged for like ten years. So
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: now we're gonna get wedding for this show, because there's
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: no way Rhode Island is going anywhere, and there's no
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: way that they're not going to do this wedding on
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: the show. I mean, it's exciting, so Yeah, good, good
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: for all of us.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: We're gonna get a valur noule from Bill and Rula,
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: and then we're gonna see a single ruler.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: That'll be season three.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Good call. I think that is a correct estimation. All right?
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Can we just kind of rewind a little bit and
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: go to the discussion about Block Island and how it
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: was described to us as like Rhode Islanders, Caribbean.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I love it, and then they took they take this faery.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: And also, Jared, I get you, Jared, you know you
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: get seasick Ashley. Doesn't you know you didn't hear him
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: talk about the fairy in that list at the dinner?
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, you're right.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that is something that he now.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: If he were here, he'd probably be all over us.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: And very very is great. And I love Rhode Island.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Something that you don't know is that I truly love it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: He does. And that's why I love Rhode Island because
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: he loves.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: It so much.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: If I could speak frankly, I really enjoy the state.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: I really love it enjoying it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what else Red House, Jared?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Just the shape of it and the way the roads
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: are it's You're not going to believe me. I really
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: love it. I love liking it, and I enjoy loving it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: What about your wife? How do you feel about your wife?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Actually's actually fine and I really enjoy enjoying Ashley. But
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I kind of if I could get back to it.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I love Roade Island. Yeah, okay, and it actually likes
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: it too.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: But it's something you know, no is I actually enjoy
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Rhode Island.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Do you do you feel like one of the things
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: that you love about Ashley the most is that she
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: loves that you love Rhode Island? Oh? Oh yeah, is
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: that why you married her?
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Ashley's Ashley's great and she would she I would have
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: lived here if we we didn't live in Rhode Island.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you. See Ashley loves it too. I love her voice.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Is just a different version of Jared, just a little louder.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: She's a different version. They're both different versions of each other.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: They really are. Oh my god. When they got there,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: that choppy ass beach was killing me. I was like,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: this is rough, This is like, this is stressing me out.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Those waves when I see something white.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it reminds me of like, uh North, like northern California,
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: like those that those kind of beaches where it's just like.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Cliffs and crazy waves.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like pray, right, but there's it's smaller. It's
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: smaller there for sure, and and it's so windy and cool.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: It just looks cold all the time. But I love
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: that they love it. And we have like a separate
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: discussion between Joellen and Liz, and Liz hates Joellen. Can
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: we just be real? She does not like her.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I needed that montage.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: This is Teresa and Melissa all over again.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah it is. It really is.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: But we don't have anything forcing these two to film
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: together or forcing these people together like a husband or
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: a you know, like there's no connection.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: No, the only thing that's forcing them together is the show.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: And that's important to Joellen. But Liz could give two
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: f's And that's what I love about it, because Liz
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: could have nothing to do with her tomorrow, you know.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I mean I think that it's they can have some
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: fun here and there, but at the end of the day,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: I think she's an her and she's just decided like Okay,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I'm clock, I've already clocked you. It's already been logged
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: cataloged archived. It's not even in cold storage. It's warm
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: files back there, and it's gonna come up again and
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: they are going to be on the outs again because
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: also Joellen has this idea that they're much better friends
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: than they actually are in my opinion, and she's that
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: friend that thinks that wants the friendship more and is
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: pushing the friendship more. And when she's like, we do
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: have a genuine friendship, we do, don't we? I really
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: miss you? Do you miss me? We really like we
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: really are close, aren't we. Yeah, when you keep saying
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: things like that, it makes it gives me pause.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, I also think like when they showed all the
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: times that Joellen was holding on the Liz that night
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: and trying to like grab her arm and tell her
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: to stop talking and holding onto her and grabbing at her. Yeah,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: it wasn't like as intense as what Liz did to her,
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: but I kind of didn't register how much.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: That would bother me.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like watching it back the way it was, I
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: was like.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: I don't like that.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: No, And to your point, like, yeah, if they were
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: a genuine friendship, Liz would have been fine with that absolutely,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: watch escalating on her face, like we are not this
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: you get to like hold my arm and tell me
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: to calm down.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, There's only a few people that anyone would let
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: someone else handle them in that way, you know. I mean,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: you know, Kyle kind of does that to the girls
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: in Beverly Hill. Sometimes she gets a little more physical,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: but I feel like in those situations she is closer
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: to that, Like when she did when she was trying
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: to shut Sutton up that night and she grabbed her
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: and like I don't remember, she put her hand over
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: her mouth. I can't remember what it was like whoa Kyle, geez?
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Sutton didn't care And that never really came up, which
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I thought was very interesting because Kyle comes from sisters,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: you know, and sisters they're gonna beat the shit out
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: of each other, you know. Well okay, not all of them,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: but like they had a childhood, you know, and so
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: some aggression was taken out and they're gonna pull each
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: other's hair. And I bet you, Liz, I don't know
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: if she's got any sisters, but the way she pulled
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Joellen's hair makes me think that she had some sisters.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: But like when it comes to body, your space and
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: you're invading your space and you keep touching somebody and
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: they're telling you. And Liz is like, I've told you
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: all night long, like three times just up touched since
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: the car. Yeah, she was all up in her grill.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Joellen was like running after her like not that. Yeah,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: it was right.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying like I got it in a different way,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: maybe that I hadn't really gotten it that, Like, I
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: know we were saying that Joellen was not having boundaries
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: and it was annoying us, but Liz was way.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Out of line. But now I'm kind of like Joellen
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: was in her face.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: And really really, Joellen's like I kept touching you because
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I thought it would calm you down. Liz is like, no,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I guess, like that's actually the opposite effect. And she
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: said if we wrong friends wrong, maybe it would have
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: real friends.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Then maybe it would have or maybe you would have
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: known that that is not that's what that should be doing.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Like if I know somebody doesn't want to be touched,
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: that's probably because you know what I mean, Like that's
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: a good friend and I'm not going to touch them.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: So to Liz's point, maybe you know, maybe you're not
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: good friends in that way.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: But we are though, but we are because we're good
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: friends though. So I want to come on. I want
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: to move on. I want to move on. I don't
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: want to like start over. You keep saying start over,
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: like we don't know each other, and I just want
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: to say we do know each other because we're like
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: best friends, and so I want to say that. I
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: just want to like pick up where we left off
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: because we are the best of friends. Is, so, can
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: we just do that instead of starting over and like
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: pretendingly we don't know each other?
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: And then here's my name tag? Hello, my name is Liz.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: We're starting from the beginning.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Oh god, sorry, No, I don't, I don't. I don't
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: want this. Yeah, Liz is like things have been done,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: things have been said. I don't know you. I want
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: to be removed from this place. But I suppose since
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: this is the finale, we can say we start over,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: but I will never see you again until we begin
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: to film again. Oh that's great. I love you so
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: much too.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, the trailer for the two episode reunion looks like
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: they all no one's speaking, everybody looks pretty pissed at
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: each other.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: It doesn't seem that anything that.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: They were able to correct towards the end of the
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: season is sticking.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: So like Kelsey and Rosie, Joellen and Liz and Rula
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: and Joellen. Yeah, okay, wow, there's a lot of I mean, I.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Could it could just be the edit for the trailer,
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: but it doesn't. I also, by the way, I think
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: it's good that it's a two episode reunion.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: You know, the same technique I guess with always leave
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: us wanting more because because it's come out, which is crazy,
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: that's going to take a lot of time.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I know, But think about it.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: When we have a reunion, A lot of it's recapping
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: this season, but it's also you're kind of also adding
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: in all this back footage of and comparing what they've
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: done and said in previous seasons, and we don't have
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: any of that.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: So it kind of to two episodes makes sense to me.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: And I suppose that you really shouldn't have three episodes
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: after only having a twelve episode season. The math doesn't
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: really work out that way, I suppose, and I think
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: it's smart.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And you know, if they did have three episodes,
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: then that third one is maybe we could get that
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Giselle package.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe they could do that.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: No, it's not the time and place.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: When they were on that beach and they showed Joellen
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Liz talking and then they cut to Bill, Billy and
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: someone else like jumping around on the sand and jumping
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: up on that sand hill, and you hear someone like
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: talking about Bill as if he's a toddler, like he's
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: someone's son. She's like, Billy's in shape, he's so active.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: And then they show him like jumping up under sand
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: castle like over and he's like, uh, you know, wow,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: look at yours very active. Look he might want to
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: do sports when he gets older.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Alicia too, is always like he's such a fuck up
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: and he doesn't treat me right.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: But I love him. I love him so much. He's
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: the best thing. I'm never going to do better than Billy.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I love Bill.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: I love Billy, never gonna do best. You know, there's
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: so many boys, so many boys that want me. I
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: could say no. I could say no to this ree proposal,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: because you know that the guys that they're lining up,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: they're lining up around the block. What huh? I told
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: you this many times before. You think I'm kidding. I'm
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: actually serious.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Oh brother.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: You know when Rula shares her frustration with joe Ellen
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: to like Kelsey and Ashley and Liz on the beach
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: and she's like, they've been busting my chops this whole summer.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: And then uh, you know, she's upset about Joellen doing
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: all this stuff and she's like, I just is it okay?
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: If I can just please handle my own business? Can
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: someone send him a message?
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Nah?
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Now you do it? Half the episodes.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now, this is the perfect time and place for
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: you to do that.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: That's not your time and place.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Do it? Do it, Rula. So when Joellen went to
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: go talk to Rula in the room, and simultaneously Joellen's
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: husband is it Gary?
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Gary?
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: He went and talked to freaking doctor dipshit. I thought
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: that that was unbelievable. I was happy with both scenes.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I was blown away applause standing, Oh Rula, she's cool
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: as a cucumber. And the fact that she just kept
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: saying like I don't want to know. I don't I
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: don't actually want to know, and then Joean will be like,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: so if you want to know, just let me know
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: because it's here at the ready. She's like, I don't well,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I have it. Do you want to see it?
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: No?
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, I will never mention this again. You know, Like
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: she just kept trying and trying and trying, and finally
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: she's like, Okay, I'm a human being, she is a
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: human being. I'm just gonna put this aside, which I
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: have to respect. I mean, I would see it either.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: I'm sure that Rula has seen a lot, so I
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: And also like she doesn't want to see it on
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: camera because if she shows it on camera.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Then it's like a whole thing, you know what I mean.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: Like I could see Rula being like, yeah, if we were,
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: if it was just you, like I just there's no
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: way I would want that on camera, like for my
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: kids whatever I.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Don't want God, No, you're right.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: And then Gary is like, hey, whatever you're doing is
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: what you're doing. But now Joellen's getting called a liar.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: How is she a liar when as a video? And
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: he's like, I know there's a video. Yeah, there's the
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: biggest mistake I ever made. Except the video is great.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: It's like poor lighting, but you know it's me, it's
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: me and her. But you know, I don't know, I
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's my hormones or age. I'm just
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: I'm just, you know, a dipshit, just making bad decisions.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: But you know she's not a liar. She's one hundred
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: percent right, you know, good for her, but just stop
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: talking about it. I was like, you know what, that's
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: the best thing he could have possibly said in that situation,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: which is like, deny that she's a liar because she's not.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: The proof is out there, and just say, look, what
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to do is just say, stop talking about it. Yeah,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: it's fair, it's honest. And I think Gary was like stunned,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: to be honest with you. I think that he thought,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: maybe even thought they'd get go fisticuffs. Who knows on
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Block Island.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Gary thought that was going to go
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: a completely different way. I mean everybody did.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Everybody was shocked.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. And you know, it turns out that
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: like doctor dipshitt actually even gave Gary like a twenty
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: percent off coupon for his podiatrist office. It went that.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Well, really well for real. Well prior to that, when
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: before they got to the inn and Alicia and Joellen.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: And maybe Rosie are talking and Alicia's like Brian walked
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: and I I.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Thought, he's gonna blow his load. And Joela like, come.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, you know, blow like blow his load,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: like stuff comes out of his dick, so come no,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Like he gets upset, he gets so upset that he
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: gets a boner and then he penetrates something and then
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: there's an explosion. God, what's wrong with you, like like orgasm. No,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: this is ridiculous. I'm gonna go get my dolls and
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: show you how it goes.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna soak my epstein salts.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, this was great, what a great finale. As we leave,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: I just think that we should just go back and
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: forth about the things that we love about Rhode Island.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, pizza strips. I love pizza strips. Audrey's, Oh, Audrey's,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Trivia and a night for Sure, Coffee at Audrey's. The
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Sea Wall. I love the sea Wall.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: I love the color of the paint on Audrey's.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: I love the four leaf clovers.