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Wading Through The Filth: Parasite & Joker Oscar Wins · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I've done my research so no one can call me out on this I now know for a fact I
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am not into [Music]
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sounding uhhuh mhm welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy yeah uh Matt before we proceed I think you should play the dick news
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[Music] jingle dick
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news yeah I mean your dick might not have been
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somewhere interesting but Luke's has we're opening this week with some dick
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news and by opening I mean open dick Luke's
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urethra yep and it's exactly how it sounds so I
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is that why they call it sounding cuz it's just like it sounds yeah what is
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sounding exactly like it sounds sounds like
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this is that the noise you made Luke nearly I held it in I tried to be strong
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a lot of people my dick week and not everyone was to do with the uh the
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procedure no well he had to show people the results yeah they put a camera here
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I get there and they go look we can put you under mhm but if we put you under
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you're going to be here for a few hours after the procedure oh we could just J
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it in there we could do it under a local we could do it in the cab on your way
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home give you a local and you'll be out within like 15 to 20 minutes after the
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procedure's done and I'm look I just want to get it over and done with and get
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out I don't know which one was the right answer there I was going to say that
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would not be my attitude if it was it was something going into my dick like
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just get it in there get it in there that's right look you know like you'll
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feel everything but it'll be over 45 minutes quicker yeah yeah but it was
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going to be hours and I just wanted to get home play Xbox and not think about
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it anymore that's fair so have you peed since then I have yeah I figured it's
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been a it's been about a week it's burned have you ejaculated not
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yet I'm nervous yeah I would be too but so they start off with they get
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like this needle syringe thing and they go they just put a bit of the numbing
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agent on the top of the penis just on the top okay just on the top they rub it
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down they just rub it down with this numbing agent okay and now we're going
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to stick this in and make it all numb and I'm sort of like is there anything
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to make it numb before you do that part that would be ironic though wouldn't it
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if if you got turned on by the nurse
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rubbing the numbing agent on your dick but at the same time as you being turned
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on it started to become numb right yeah trust me there was nothing sexy about
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this scenario oh bat man I can't even imagine
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the doctor doing the procedure was quite attractive okay was he MC
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dream I'm being a fake mist and then there was nurses yeah but yeah there was
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there was no risk of any becoming aroused during this time well
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not not from you anyway not from me going video I saw on PornHub where the
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guy gets the uh gets the camera shoved up there that that was quite different
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when I was doing my research they said I do the numbing stuff and then they put
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the camera in and the camera was not as small as I was expecting oh well cuz
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also they you said they they numbed the tip but I mean the camera's got to go
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right in there doesn't it well no that then then they numb the tip and then
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they put the needle syringe thing in I didn't watch this I just went I what
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they they put they put that in and then put the numbing agent as it goes oh my
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God then they put the camera and the camera was not small how not small I was told it was
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small I knew it wasn't going to it was not going to be small enough but it was
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like they showed you at first not quite
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a centimeter oh oh yeah Jesus
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Christ no yeah no oh Luke oh that's
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that's and then I got to I so I didn't look down what I were doing what they
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were doing cuz I just did not want to see where did you look I looked at the
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video and I could see put a video on I could see no the video of the camera so
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I could see camera Toy Story 4 or something did you see it go in like like
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yes oh wow so the camera was on before it went into your dick so you saw your
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dick coming straight at straight at it yep Oh man wow did they can they give
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you a copy of this uh because I think I just wanted to get
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out I'll incorporate this into a film one way or instagram.com multip nerdgasm if you
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want to see there are good nothing wrong with my bladder okay
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my dick is [ __ ] is no but your dick is probably almost a centimeter thicker Now
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isn't it yeah yeah it gave you more girth yeah but at what
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cost so yeah that that happened wow but yeah I I don't know how people would
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get that done and then go you know what I'm going to do this for fun
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no uh no not for me probably cuz he here
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is this open dictionary urethra sounding the act of shoving stuffing an object
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down a male's urethra the hole at the tip of the penis normally for sexual
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pleasure normally normally it's not normally for for that no no it's not a
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sex thing I just like it it's like getting a back massage I just it just feels
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good uh Luke uh I'm assuming you were
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flaccid during the procedure yes yeah no cuz I thought there's there's probably a
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certain advantage to being ere you know so I I wondered whether they would
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induce an erection actually I think it would be worse to be
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erector okay because I'm thinking if you're hard there's not as much Flex
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it's not as flexible yeah so with it being flaccid it's probably easier for
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them to maneuver does it do you want it to be flexible I want it to just slide
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in like on a rail I don't I I don't need it to be like trying to get itself
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around corners well that's it needs to get around corners cuz that's what it's
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doing it goes in and then the camera moves in different angles and okay I
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think it would be harder if it was hard so by definition
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yeah so it didn't say anything it didn't like the camera I mean no camera didn't
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say anything it didn't like oh good good that is good I mean the last thing you
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want when you've had something that's almost a centimeter wide shoved up your
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dig is oh it's not good news yeah cuz they've got to now got to put one of
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those those claw things up there to get whatever it is out so I assume that's how it works
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yeah I assume so as well so thankfully they didn't find anything that they need
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to take out with a claw
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oh yeah I think any medical procedure where they say we're going to need a
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claw is something that's going to terrify me yeah me the tweezers let's
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get them in there yeah we're going to need to leave the camera in so I can see
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what the tweezers are doing so make some room Mr Mr alers make some room make
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some room yeah if you could just widen your Ure for me oh of course why don't
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certainly do say are but yeah so that'd be terrifying did
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anyone make any comments uh you know did anyone say like
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oh you got a got a nice dick or anything like that yeah no they didn't no so they
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either didn't like my dick or or they're just not allowed to say probably that
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they're not allowed to if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all
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no I think they're probably just not allowed I think they've been yeah cuz
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that would probably make it awkward one woman did
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gasp imagine if just before like a micro second before they put it in the doctor
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was like got a really nice dick like I I think it would distract you just enough
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for just that moment of Entry well like they lift up the sheet
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and then one of the nurses just faints but you never know if that's a
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good or a bad thing I probably should try and incorporate that
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people feel a little bit better bit acting yeah speaking of yes we've got a
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we've got a professional actor on the show from what I hear no I'm still
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waiting for my check from that ad pre-professional though uh listeners for
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those of you who don't know Luke uh goes to drama school now yes I had my first a
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real lesson tonight like legitimate like
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undergrad drama schoolar in things just a certificate for that's still a [ __ ]
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certificate this is not just something that happens down at your local [ __ ]
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Scout Hall you know pretend to be a tree for an hour a night yeah in spandex
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which is what I did in drama school when I was a kid I was very good at it yeah so I've
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started tonight um I haven't really learned anything
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yet nothing at all I probably am but I don't know I learn strange you learn secretly
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no no no I I think he's right I think this is going to be like the Karate Kid
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where they teach you in a whole bunch of covert ways yeah so he'll be doing all
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these challenges and then on the night they'll just be like do a play and he'll
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be like I don't know a play and they'll be like don't you wax on wax off use the
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acting Luke so yeah we there's no I have to do
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monologues and a scene for this term and then next term we're doing film
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oh I know there's a very good uh monologue that a kid did in my high
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school that you might be interested in uh where he got raped in an Alleyway
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that was so I uh I obviously love that story and I've I've told and retold that
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many times um I told it recently at a dinner party um to what I later realized
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was the wrong crowd so oh no I I'm there like usually this story gets a lot of
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laughs I mean listeners know what we're talking about I'm sure
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but imagine saying that story and just people are just looking at you and
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you're like pants down pretending to get raped in the
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ass and nobody's laughing well that yeah that is always a concern I mean that's a
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concern in general for me is that any of my anecdotes are going to go over that
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way CU I hang out with you [ __ ] yeah
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yeah an echo chamber of debed laughter yeah uh speaking of Dick news and then
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it just goes quiet um Luke you did say that a number
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of people have seen your dick this week uh no one in the drama school I'm
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assuming has seen you no no no because I've heard that at some drama schools
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the first task they give you on the first day is to strip completely nude
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and give a monologue in front of the class and it's to root out anyone from
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the uh from the class who's not serious about acting just because you don't want
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to get naked in a room full of people doesn't mean you're not
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serious that's just my thoughts on that yeah it's a great quote it's very
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quotable but for me yeah enough people are saying it it doesn't bother me no
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point trying to hide it in other words no point trying to hide it
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Jesus I think it's the law that you've got to hide it don't make pants big
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enough I've tried so what have you guys been up to anything interesting cuz yeah uh
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that's all I've been up to I watched a few things this week I caught up on some
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stuff actually and and quite time I guess timely not intentionally but
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timely because a couple of the films I watched this week got a cheeky mention
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at the Academy Awards last night oh what have you watched well I watched uh I
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assumed you watched Little Women then did you winner of best costumes I didn't
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I didn't I uh I watched like honestly the movie wrapped up and then it won
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best picture I watched parasite last night parasite's great I've not heard
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about this until today where I found out at 1 what is it uh it's a South Korean
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film um more uh it's it's different also you
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don't have to say South Korean you can just say Korean oh that's fair there's
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Korea and then there's North Korea all right right it's a Korean film
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normal Korea regular
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Korea um it's about Jesus what is it about it's about poverty I guess
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technically uh I'm trying to think what to say to be honest I didn't know a lot
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going in mat skipped the [ __ ] plot and gone straight to the themes I love
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it oh well it's about a family that uh that I mean that's what it's about right
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they're poor that's and then and then it's about how they try and um is a
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spoiler to say be poor well they it's kind of like a scam I guess they're
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trying to get jobs it's been out more than two weeks go for it all right fine
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so it's about a poor family who stumbles into what the son stumbles into a job
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working for a rich family and then they come up with this plan to get everybody
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in the family jobs working for this Rich family and things go things quickly
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spiral out of control h jinkx happens yeah sort of yeah and then you find out
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that that other weird stuff has already been happening so is it a comedy yes
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exactly no it's not a comedy it's got some it does have some
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funny moments but it's not a comedy is this a movie I would watch it's it's not
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a comedy but it is very funny until it suddenly
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isn't yes until you realize that uh that it's it's actually trying to say
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something uh it's not a film for me then no you might like this Luke it's it's
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very clever yeah but I'm going to have to read that's true there's not a lot of
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dialogue in there I feel like you could get the gist of it without it without
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reading if you wanted to I mean maybe maybe you need to read sometimes but uh
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it's not it's not dialogue heavy most most of the times when uh
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something wins like an Academy Award I know it's not a movie
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quite interesting well this is the first foreign language film to win ever so
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yeah which is pretty amazing it is and people are already uh saying some uh
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nasty [ __ ] about it on the internet so thanks internet oh that's great that's
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great you know uh they sold this uh they sold the rights to this to Netflix a few
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weeks ago and I bet they're kicking themselves
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now yeah well he not only it won uh it won best picture but also uh the
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director won best director and it won best screenplay right mhm and best
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foreign language film as well oh that's right yeah [ __ ] cleaned up it it have
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to be a given that it got best foreign language film got best picture because
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otherwise it' be a little something wrong there but not best overall but
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there was one that was
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better you uh you see who won best actor
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I did I did working in Fe Fe
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[Laughter]
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and then he puts his fingers in his mouth and uh stretches his lips up into
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a smile and I was like ah stolen I mean Joker was kind of like a
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Frankenstein of a bunch of other films
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and Comics smooshed so I mean it was multiple Martin scy films actually uh
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who did not win any awards as far as I'm aware no nor did he like Joker so right
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or any the Marvel film you lose all round scy uh the other film I watched
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which was also I think Brad Pit won best supporting actor four uh Once Upon a
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Time in Hollywood yeah I rewatched that this week what did you think of that uh
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hm what did I think of it I don't know what I thought of it really I haven't
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settled on that yet uh okay it uh it is
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quite long and long I I was like oh when
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it got to the kind of the point at the end yeah and and I was confused and I
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actually almost feel like I need to watch it again because I kind of I guess
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knowing the true story too well kind of screwed me over on this one
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because it is not in any way thought it was you thought it was a bad
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retelling I was waiting for you know the thing that happened to happen and it
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doesn't and then I was like oh and then the movie ended and I was like oh okay
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that well yeah but it's so nice I I felt so nice when when that happened instead
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of what actually happened happened oh absolutely I was like I I was just like
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like it's so sweet that Tarantino would make that movie and just be like you
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know what this is what should have happened they should have been burned
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alive in a [ __ ] swimming pool some [ __ ] great scenes in it though oh man
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yeah but you know what I love is that uh I mean there's a lot of there's a lot of
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films about The Family the Manson family and most of them are very sympathetic to
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the women in the family you know they're brainwashed it was you know not really
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their control you know he took advantage of them this is like no they are a bunch
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of [ __ ] evil [ __ ]
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yeah yeah Charlie Manson's in one scene
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and then kind of not in the film and it's the same actor who plays him in
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that one scene he's in in M Hunter is it it I didn't even notice that yes it is
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that's funny well yeah Brad Pit one best supporting actor for it uh fair enough
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he was good in it uh and so was Leonard DiCaprio actually actually everybody was
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good in this uh I really I really liked this movie I particularly enjoyed the
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stuff with uh with Leo's character
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shooting I thought he like playing an
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actor acting is like kind of So Meta but
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like yeah it was done so well like everybody especially playing an actor
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that thinks he's should be better at acting yeah he's having yeah he has a
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tanty in his trailer at himself and then yeah that's a great scene but then
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there's a there's a sequence where he like flubs a line and then he's like go
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back and then they have to reset and it's all like basically you're watching
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through the cameras they're resetting and everything and like everybody's
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dropping out of character dropping back in I was like [ __ ] this is pretty good
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yeah y as an actor luk you might be interested in this I think yeah I think
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so too Luke and I think I mean this is this is Tarantino's 9th movie I think
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like he is a he is an established veteran of film making and he cast he a
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he's filled this movie with cast of Veteran actors too so I think show up
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I'm like oh they all paid their dues yeah yeah that's right and um the the
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scene when they're at the farm um a lot of those young girl are the daughters of
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favor actors [ __ ] Johnny Depp's daughter's in there oh right uh Kevin
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Smith's daughter's in there yes I knew that Ethan Hawk's daughter's in there so
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I was just bring your daughter to work day yeah yeah no I I I liked it I said I
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I think I just messed myself up on it because I wasn't expecting it to go
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especially because they spent so much time on Sharon Tate and then like I
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don't I don't know she did she wasn't even part of the climax so to speak she
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I mean at the very very end I'd spend a lot of time on Sharon
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tape no you know what I mean though I guess like I said that's on me and I'm
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sure that's probably partly intentional is that that you think something's going
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to happen and then by the way not in this movie this that's not what happens
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in this story and I was like oh okay huh well then the only thing that I didn't
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like about it was that he's done this before and I this was the first time he'
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done it right and I'm referring to Inglorious Bastards okay uh that has the
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twist what what would you call it it's it's not revisionist history it's just
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more speculative history ending right sure I haven't seen it um you haven't
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seen any glorious bastards no oh I I saw when it first came out that I cannot
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remember it I think you might like it Matt and Luke I think if you remembered
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it you'd quite like it too I always I always snooze on Quinton Tarantino just
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because I'm like I know I I can't I've you're the only one here who's met him
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I've liked and not liked probably equal numbers of his films so which ones don't
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you like uh I don't like well I didn't like the Kill Bill which was the main
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one because everybody liked it and I didn't so I was like maybe I just don't
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like my my least favorite of all of them is Kill Bill okay I remember that one
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annoying me the fact that he split that up over two movies two movies with a lot
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of filler no agreed agreed yeah which it didn't need to be two movies it could
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have been one oh [ __ ] once part time in Hollywood didn't need to be as long
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as it was either [ __ ] hell I like I feel like there were there were
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bits where I was like oh God you could have you could have cut this
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out I don't need to watch him driving to work I know where he's going he holds on
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things mind you the uh the you might find the same about glorious bastards
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then actually because he holds on things
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very long right yeah each scene is almost a
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film I mean look I still I I I liked it I like it on reflection so maybe maybe
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he's right and I'm wrong I know I [ __ ] love the scene where Leo's
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talking to that little girl that was awes I know that is so good yeah it's so
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good it's not what you're thinking Luke but now that you go to drama school you
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should watch this film if only for that scene yeah n I'm just going to watch stuff I
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like fair look speaking of Hollywood um a Hollywood Legend has passed away this
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week yes uh which which means two things number one it means that Kirk Douglas is
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eligible for Geek of the week he's got fin qualification yeah if
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you can call him a geek I don't know and um and also that I win the Deadpool
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because my money was on cook to be the next uh Hollywood start to die and he
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was so what do you win all right so what game do you want oh was that the deal
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couldn't remember what the deal was going to have to give this a good think
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yeah going to have to think about it yeah what were the
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parameters there sort of weren't any especially want a game I get it for you
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yeah okay that's yeah okay good perfect it's a pretty good prize that's what I
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was hoping the parameters were yeah but I just wanted to make sure we didn't say
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it had to be from good old games and it had to be under $5 yeah I should put
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something like that in place yeah oh speaking of wi man I I
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played a I played a game from Gog this week called the first tree which is tree
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you know I'm going to segue right now just to really quickly tell you about
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this game um beautifully done but I'm going to I'm going to rather than
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describe it I'm going to I'm going to tell you the words that was described by
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the developer themselves right mhm the first tree it will put down roots in
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your heart the first tree is now available sometimes a game is not about
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winning or losing it's about opening yourself to emotion that resonates and
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makes us human so uh you play you play
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as a fox whose uh whose Cubs have gone missing and in the first one second of
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the game you find the first one dead oh
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a and uh you then just walk around in
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this kind of snowy wilderness um and the narration is by somebody who was
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recalling a dream they had about this
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fox go okay all right it's trippy as [ __ ] and it literally gave me nightmares
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that my dog had wandered off and I was trying to find him a so I'm not
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necessarily recommending this game but
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uh but it was very interesting so it is
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out on Xbox so might get it and give it
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a try yeah give it a try and let me know if you could play more of it than I
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could before I just turned it off with tears Welling in my eyes a a I don't
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know if I want to watch it get it now you might not you might not how is it's
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on Xbox how do you not already have it Luke that's my question to you there
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there are a lot of games that come out that I don't have because not a lot I
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still need to I have a huge back catalog and sometimes I'm some slip through the
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cracks you get achievements for finding a dead fox um I'm having a look at the
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achievements now well that's spoilers catching your first
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bunny catching your first bunny yep okay
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uh collecting Stars find a secret item find your name yeah this yeah CH look
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pretty easy to get I'll probably get it okay okay well you can let us know next
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week so I've got two follow-up questions to to this number one Luke does Kirk
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Douglas classify classify qualify as geek of the week I can't think of a
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reason not to give it to him all right
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Kirk Douglas your geek of the week of the
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we I can think of one potential unless
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Matt is uh accusing him of suicide no no I just don't know what Luke's position
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on uh on on guns is cuz he was he was a wasn't he a very vocal
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NRA uh ambassador of sorts I mean that I don't know how Luke feels about that
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kind allowed people allowed to have their opinion okay fair enough he wasn't
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going around shooting people wasn't he he was in he's the he was in Coline
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right bowling for Coline he was not at col that would be he' be more trouble
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for that okay whoa okay we're going to get calls from the lawyers now but no
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you're thinking of uh you're thinking of someone else you're thinking of the guy
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from Planet of the Apes is that the same guy no you're
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absolutely right you know what I think I actually even said the other dayg that
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he was in plan of the Apes that was not him yeah you know absolutely quite right
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I want to apologize now the C doglas and his
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family yeah well Kirk Douglas's wife is still alive she's the same age so I mean
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like counting down right yeah umen when people been together for so
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long that when one goes the other goes not long after yeah I think too I think
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too um maybe Michael Douglas will go too but hopefully not uh hopefully not Katherine Z
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Jones I think she's still got some ears in her like to keep her around does she
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I haven't seen her in anything in a very long time that's a good point same goes for
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Michael Douglas no he was in something recently yeah he's in Antman was he yeah oh he
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was too I don't know man any time I want to watch Michael Michael Douglas I just
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go back and watch the game by David Fincher great movie fantastic and
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underrated movie but the second question that I've got for you fellas uh in
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relation to uh Kirk Douglas's death is would you like a game of Kirk
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orun o yes most definitely
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absolutely so this is a game that we used to play every week at one point but
30:27
uh R out of quotes yeah um and it got a bit ridiculous after a while but this is
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a this is a game called Kirk or kundun where I will read some quotes that are
30:37
either from Kirk in which case Kirk Douglas this week or um the kundun the
30:44
the great Dal Lama and the guys have to guess uh who said what the pretty good
30:48
Dal Lama yeah yeah yeah uh you guys
30:53
ready to go let's do it sure yeah okay here we go uh so the the first quote
30:59
religion has caused much catastrophe in
31:03
the world is that Kirk Douglas or the
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Dal Lama I am going to go the Dal
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Lama H I'm also going to guess that it's the Del Lama that one uh in fact was
31:17
Kirk Douglas so we're we're zero for zero here okay well that's good all
31:21
right let me uh let me give you another one then okay yeah a tie so far M nil
31:27
why can't a woman be more like a dog sweet loving and
31:33
attentive is that Kirk Douglas or the Dal Lama it has to be C
31:39
the Dal Lama that that one is Kirk Douglas so L
31:45
you get a point there a point MH
31:50
yeah all right here we go if I met a man who had never committed sin I wouldn't
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talk to him a man with flaws is more interesting Kirk Douglas or the Dal Lama
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I'm going to let Matt go first this time uh Del
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Lama I'm thinking Del Lama as well I'm afraid that one was Kirk Douglas really
32:15
yeah okay I basically just have to say Del Lama on all of them now
32:19
statistically one of them has got to be coming up all right here we go sometimes an
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interviewer will look at me and say you're bright they're actually surprised
32:30
that I might be bright is that Kirk Douglas or the Dal Lama who said
32:35
that Kirk Douglas Del
32:39
Lama that one's Kirk Douglas yeah okay okay how about this
32:46
one mhm judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get
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it Kirk Douglas or Dal Lama you know what you're not going to
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get me again this time it's kir Douglas Dal Lama it is the Dal Lama okay
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you son of a [ __ ] look you do very well doing very well okay here's one I was
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never a very good Jew Del Lama Douglas
33:17
Lama Kirk Douglas Luke Del Lama that one
33:22
was Kirk Douglas although it it it could apply to both you know man that's your first
33:28
your first point on the board yeah no I know y okay no just recapping
33:35
recapping talk about that no need to mention Luke's points
33:41
okay the goal is not to be better than other men but to be better than your
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former self oo Kirk Douglas or Dal
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Lama I'm going doar Lama K Douglas Luke you've taken another one
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yes all right here we go one more last one I my enemies tiebreaker it's four to
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one but you know tiebreaker tiebreaker sure next Point
34:13
wins I defeat my enemies by making them
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my friends Kirk Douglas or Del Lama Kirk
34:20
Douglas Del llama it's the Delight llama went 5 to one congratulations see I was
34:27
thinking now he PR have friends he's too busy you know doing Del Lama stuff we're
34:32
just making friends it being nice to everyone that what he does I don't know
34:37
what else he would do puts it on a form working to get his slaves back from what
34:41
I hear I know he takes pot shots out that pigeons with a BB gun I bet he
34:47
doesn't want to go to China now first time in his life he's like they're like
34:51
China's like you want to come in he's like I'm good all right I have to go pee all
34:57
right I'll be back I'll let you know if it burns please do I wonder if it's it
35:02
how long is it going to take him to pee are you thinking uh well he's got are
35:07
you thinking he's got to be a little careful about it right yeah yeah I would
35:11
assume so either that or it's all just going to come gushing out like a
35:16
waterfall that's a good point well that yeah that I got questions now so yeah me
35:23
too I hear I hear the bush FES are out though so that's good yeah but I hear
35:27
the they only out because um it's flooded there now yeah so one natural
35:31
disaster uh paves the way to for a slightly less devastating natural
35:36
disaster yeah water doesn't burn so well
35:40
apparently Luke will be the judge of that while Luke's gone uh let me tell
35:46
you about a book I read this week sure okay so um I was telling Luke on the
35:52
podcast a couple of weeks ago that I was uh going back and reading some Neil
35:56
Stevenson books oh yeah um did you ever read snow crash yes yeah yeah so that
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was one of my favorite books when I was about 20 I read it again really loved it
36:04
and decided [ __ ] it I'm going to go back and read all his back catalog starting
36:08
with the first book that he ever read right thck books coming up yeah man I
36:12
know some some real heavy paper weights I'm going to read a small book soon oh is that a
36:19
threat [Laughter]
36:24
bragging so um so I so I I got a of the big U uh which is a book that actually
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that that Stevenson wrote while he was at University um published it went out
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of print and then years later when he became famous for snow crash uh the
36:38
publisher re-released it and he begged them not to cuz he was like dude I wrote
36:41
that when I was a [ __ ] kid yeah right like I've changed a lot now yeah yeah
36:46
it's not very good is what he said but I wanted to see you know I wanted to see
36:48
for myself and I started reading and
36:53
uh it was uh I mean the first page why he was asking not to
36:58
look it was it was unsettle the pros was
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flat uh it was void of uh symbolism or
37:07
metaphor and I was really worried until I got to the bottom of the first page
37:12
and realized that he opened with a quote and that the first page was actually
37:16
written by Adolf Hitler who I can now
37:20
say oh God not a very good
37:25
writer the big U on the other hand is an amazing book which uh is a
37:31
defining early work by somebody who is just honing their craft and it's
37:35
contains a lot of the big themes that will later appear in his more successful
37:39
book so I do suggest anyone who's interested read the big U uh just
37:46
realize the first page Adolf Hitler it's an excerpt from M camp or
37:52
something yeah I think so right
37:56
yeahh well that's a that's a you were going to read something short Luke maybe
38:01
maybe that might interest you m Camp
38:05
yeah my struggle that's a bit too heavy for me I'm actually looking I've been
38:11
invited to go on another podcast next month oh are you breaking up with us
38:15
well you better ask Matt and I how I feel about this I mean this is like the
38:19
time Jason newad told Metallica he wanted to start a sideband and we all
38:23
know how that [ __ ] worked out I'm going on as a guest and they're actually
38:28
they're doing a review of the um Blade Runner movies yes and I
38:35
decided I'm going to go back and re reread do Android Dre with Electric
38:39
Sheep cuz I love that lovely book yeah lovely book good stuff I'm reading um uh
38:45
I've completely forgotten the name of it but it's the uh the behind the scenes
38:49
book uh about Blade Runner the making of the film currently oh is it called the
38:54
making of Blade Runner uh no it's got like a more fancy name which I will look
38:58
blade running is it called blade running blade ran it's
39:02
called no it's uh blade brackets Ridley Scott close brackets ran it's called
39:09
future Noir oh the making of Blade Runner and it's uh the author was
39:14
actually involved during the production and everything so it's quite detailed
39:19
and it's got a lot a lot of insight so
39:24
chapter one The Crew hated him no that's not chapter one is about uh before that
39:30
when they were trying to actually there's actually a chapter about Philip
39:34
K dick to be honest like oh okay first so it gets gets right back there to the
39:40
beginning you know I always love uh it's usually Matt who talks about the Gilmore
39:44
Girls on this podcast but there's a joke in the Gilmore Girls that I really love
39:48
um what is the name of the guy in the Hat who owns the diner Luke Luke Luke
39:54
okay so Luke is playing golf with with Richard it's Richard right the mother of
40:00
Laura the Father the father yeah yeah
40:04
yeah the father Jesus Christ um and they're trying to bond over things and
40:09
he's like well do you like literature and Luke says uh yeah I like science
40:13
fiction books uh I like that guy uh what's his name dick and Richard says
40:18
well I'll just Google dick and see what comes up
40:23
then it's a good show yeah I'd like to read that man you should I have that and
40:29
I have rodka how's biography too oh wow queued up did he finish it uh yes I
40:34
think it came out before his death so good good yes all right yeah Neil
40:41
Stevenson man I'd like to go back uh he's got a lot of books one book I've um
40:46
might mentioned this before I've never been able to get all the way through
40:49
Neuromancer which is not Neil Stevenson but it is kind of on topic uh Goldman
40:54
yeah yeah um Goldman Gibson no uh William gibon Gibson William Gibson yeah
41:00
William Goldman's the uh Princess Bride guy oh right yeah gibon Roman Matt I
41:07
think I think I'm the same as you I think I've started it like three times
41:11
and never never got into it it's just written in a I'm going to try that again
41:16
yeah yeah I should give it another shot if you don't like it just don't bother
41:21
well here's the thing I I the the problem with reading Classics like that
41:26
is that because they were so pioneering
41:30
in what they did they've been emulated so many times now to the point where
41:36
reading it feels like it's really derivative yes even though it's not mhm
41:42
totally especially cyber punk from the 80s because you're like you have no idea
41:48
what [ __ ] happened with computers and the internet and then you're like a it's
41:52
a cliche well it wasn't when they did it yeah that's right when they when that
41:57
got written it was like brand spanking new and everyone pinched
42:04
it bastards you mean stole it or just give it a little pinch on the bum just
42:09
give it a little pinch yeah I'd give William go William yeah I mean I'd give
42:14
William Goldman a bit of a pinch on the bum too I guess yeah why not if you're
42:19
William Goldman or William Gibson and you want a pinch on the bum write in
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42:33
still yeah I'm nerdgasm Instagram I mean wegas we're really horrible at social
42:38
media so we have everything we just forget to do the posting part yeah I
42:44
just well I'm bad at it it's not it's not just that it's the podcast I just
42:47
I'm bad at social media in general so I never post anything there's nothing
42:52
social about it I mean I listeners into this podcast will remember that about a
42:57
year ago I um I resigned up to Twitter just to follow Mark Hamill and he was
43:03
the only person I followed um but but now he's off Twitter so is he I'm off
43:09
again as of when yeah he's off huh uh as of a couple of weeks ago he uh got Jack
43:14
of it and disabled so yeah he finally realized that the people on the internet
43:20
are not very nice they and well they can be some nice people on there it's just
43:26
that there's also a lot of idiots a lot of him he's back oh is he's back he's
43:32
back well that lasted long all right I just had a look yeah and the last thing
43:36
he posted was like 15 hours ago so yeah he's back on okay well there you go
43:41
looks like I'm back on Twitter I'm just joking Twitter's
43:46
garbage yeah well see Twitter you have to just have to Wade through the filth D it's
43:52
just much like life just quickly I
43:56
watched not all of but uh probably half
43:59
of I think about this half of the uh the
44:03
new Apple TV Plus show from uh Rob
44:08
Melone and Charlie Day of uh oh okay of always It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
44:15
uh then new show which is called Mythic Quest Ravens banquet uh Luke I think you
44:20
would like this show quite a bit uh it is about yeah I just have to watch out
44:25
how to watch it then yeah that might be a pain um see if you qualify for an
44:30
award screener was this up for awards it might
44:34
have been um in Italy yes wink wink wink
44:42
yeah a Mythic Quest Ravens banquet uh is about a game development company it
44:48
stars Rob melin himself that's Mac from Always Sunny you don't know who he is uh
44:54
he's a he's the creative ctor of a game called Mythic Quest and it's about his
45:00
game development company and it's good I
45:06
uh it's see it feels like a season one and they're just not quite sure what
45:10
kind of jokes they're going to put in yet you know what I mean which I yep I
45:15
can understand and it's sort of hard when you release an entire season in one go to
45:20
actually try and work out how to do that now sure cuz normally if you're doing
45:25
episodes week to week while you've got like a few from film you're still
45:28
filming the later on so you can actually change direction but now it's all or
45:33
nothing and I also I wonder if um I was
45:37
expecting it to be more not more like it's always sunny but just to have that
45:42
kind of tone uh and you were expecting the NW to be dropped in the first well
45:48
no there's I mean as an example there's an episode where because Mythic Quest is
45:53
a massively multiplayer online role playing game so they kind of a lot of
45:56
the revolve around video game related stuff obviously and in one of the
46:00
episodes um they discovered that it's the number one game amongst white
46:05
supremacists and so they've got all these Nazis in the game and I was I was
46:09
like oh here we go this is going to be some [ __ ] you know it's always sunny
46:14
style like they're going to walk the line here and they really just didn't in
46:18
in my opinion they and I wondered if it was because Apple were like
46:24
no um M so I mean it's still funny it's
46:29
just lighter than it's always sunny if you know what I mean like does that make
46:34
sense sure and then some and then sometimes there's the odd joke that I
46:37
was like okay okay there we go and then about halfway through the season there's
46:43
an episode that is completely different in tone and it's actually my favorite of
46:47
them so far but it was just it's actually not even
46:52
about this the same characters there's like a episode in the about a couple who
46:59
meet at a game store and start a game development company and make a game and
47:03
just it's about how it's like about how I guess relationships and businesses and
47:09
the video game industry tears people apart and it was very like not even like
47:13
just completely different in tone like it was funny but it was more like an
47:16
episode of Black Mirror than it was yeah right the show that I had been watching
47:21
for the previous four episodes uh sure and it stars uh Jake Johnson who's you
47:26
know Miller from um from New Girl he's he's and then the girl who's Ted's wife
47:32
in How I Met Your Mother uh oh okay they
47:35
play the couple and uh and honestly it's that episode is so good and but also
47:42
depressing and and sure uh and then yeah
47:46
and then back to goofy High Jinks at the at the game development company but so
47:51
so is the regular cast in that episode or is it a total segue total segue until
47:56
like at the end where there's just like you know Rob Mone character shows up
48:00
because it's set in the past like the show is set in the present day and then
48:04
this one goes back to like the the 80s and then runs up until the present day
48:10
so it's relevant you ever watch cuz it's still about games but it's just not
48:13
directly related just it was interesting did either of you watch master of none
48:19
yes no it does that you should watch that
48:23
mattari right it it is in order to watch
48:27
it you have to not care that it occasionally tries to be too clever okay
48:32
right you just have to kind of not care uh because it is clever and and they
48:38
have several episodes that are just tangential that just have nothing to do
48:41
with the main the main story um like there's one episode that's about their
48:45
parents when they were young it's really cool you know what I mean so sure and
48:50
then there'll be a whole episode about a peripheral character that you know
48:53
nothing about and it's handle quite well okay so put that on your list will and
48:59
I'll put uh I'll put this on my list Mythic Quest Raven B I would say even if
49:03
you don't if you watch like the first couple episodes it's not for you skip to
49:07
the one that I just mentioned because it really is it's it's really good
49:12
different in tone yeah and it's I mean very different to the rest of it so yeah
49:17
I'll look into that because I also want to look into Avenue five Avenue
49:22
5 what's that it's a new uh H Lori show
49:27
oh okay oh this is sci-fi right yeah it's about him being the captain of some
49:32
like Star liner thing and is it serious or is it a comedy I
49:39
think it's a comedy right yeah I I want to see it does he
49:45
get to do his real accent I think so yes okay good good so it's going to be quite
49:50
a shock to a lot of people when he's going back to his yeah rection after
49:54
house Dr House yeah it's on Hulu and uh I guess I'll be watching this there you
50:01
go yeah we don't have Hulu in Australia yet got to wait till October or
50:06
something uh I started watching a TV show this week or more to the point I
50:10
started watching the second season uh because when you mat were
50:14
talking about uh Mr Nancy from uh American Gods I I realized that I never
50:21
watched past the first season right and uh this is one of my favorite books but I I was
50:27
I I I liked the first series just okay and I watched the first couple episodes
50:32
of the second series and I just don't really like
50:37
it sure I just don't think it's very
50:41
good and it's a bit it's a bit TV you
50:47
know I like TV shows are getting very cinematic now and this one is a bit TV
50:53
you know the best way to show people that you don't like it
50:57
all the internet yeah just stop watching you don't have to go online and tell
51:02
people kill themselves you'll be well okay I suggesting he was going to do
51:06
that that's not where I was going I I know you w I'm just giving some friendly
51:12
advice so I didn't think this show was very good and I just want to put a
51:15
personal message out there to the creators the the showrunner of American
51:18
Gods go kill yourself I don't want to do that because actually I love Neil G and
51:23
I hope he keeps writing books and actually I hope people keep adapting
51:26
into fil andv shows because a lot of them are very good of may just cut a few
51:32
fingers off as penants yeah that's right yeah whip yourself a little bit uh and go start
51:38
writing me a new novel please well I can you would it's not really his fault if
51:44
the television shows knock no exactly exactly so you know he did Fire the show
51:48
runner for season one uh so I mean he certainly took a lot of cash for
51:54
it no I'm sure it's doing they're doing Sandman next which uh I love Sandman
52:01
tery I didn't love Sandman as much as I loved American Gods American Gods is
52:05
like the bomb but uh s man is also very good and those graphic novels were a big
52:11
part of my adolescence so I really hope they don't [ __ ] that up I can't I can't
52:15
see how they're going to turn it into a TV show and I I just can't see how it's
52:19
going to be any good I don't understand how you can make how you can film it um
52:23
I mean prove me wrong please but I just don't see how is going to be any
52:27
good yeah I go goph Joseph Gordon levit
52:33
uh about 5 years ago said that he wanted to do it and he was trying to get the
52:36
rights and I was like okay he's usually got pretty good taste and then he said
52:39
that he also wanted to play the Sandman and I was like well you losing me you're
52:42
losing me now buddy yeah oh God it's
52:47
just the things that I like about it aren't I just don't I just don't see how
52:52
you can make it into a TV show I just don't I please prove me wrong
52:57
but I don't see how Sam man could be could work in that format it's just
53:01
doesn't yeah re-release the books without it being pretty without it being
53:06
like a bit TV you know like good Omens right did you watch good
53:11
Omens no I tried I was worried it was going to be a bit TV if Sam man see I
53:17
quite lik good Omens because good Omens is all right because it's you know it's
53:20
Terry pratchet as well so it's like it doesn't matter that it's a bit campy or
53:26
whatever in the show but if Sam man I don't think it's going to work that
53:30
way I like I said I'm happy to be proven wrong on it but I just I don't see how
53:35
this is going to be getting look maybe it's me I mean the cuz I find and you
53:40
said it you said it well I find American Gods the the series a bit campy sure you
53:46
know and it's like Hokey effects and all of that stuff is part of the charm of it
53:51
but that's not how I read the book I read the book real [ __ ] seriously yes
53:57
so maybe it's me maybe maybe I'm just approaching this with the wrong frame of
54:01
mind but uh yeah I mean the the American Gods TV show takes a lot of liberties
54:08
with the story I guess to I don't mind that as much actually I I thought the
54:13
additions were perfectly good editions because I mean if you made if you made
54:17
that book A series it would literally just be one character on screen most of
54:21
the time sometimes too yeah I think that's that's the the point well that's
54:25
why that's the argument they had with about Mr Nancy and what's his name um
54:28
yeah Orlando Jones I think is his name and he them saying people were saying
54:34
yeah Mr n is not in those chapters of the book but he wasn't in a bunch of the
54:38
other chapters that they already made into episodes yeah that's they inflated
54:42
a lot of characters roles in this to uh make it more of an ensemble yeah but
54:47
then that whole thing was a little weird and I'm I'm sure there's more going on
54:51
behind the scenes there than we know about so MH it normally is
55:56
open Google Maps and then caused a traffic jam on Google
56:00
Maps just with his cut now I actually think uh I think Luke you guys reported
56:06
on this on on your other podcast didn't you yes we did did you yeah fill me in
56:12
it's just a little hack that he came across which is probably it's always
56:16
been there and it's something that could be abused and hopefully now the words on
56:21
that there people don't start to abuse it so if you because it could actually
56:25
be used to actually try and divert traffic to say your business oh Ed it
56:29
for evil or just if you don't want cars coming down your street just pop a bunch
56:34
of just buy 100 cell phones constantly have a lot of iPhones keep them in your
56:37
house actually cuz it's not actually just it takes in a lot of information so
56:42
way Google Maps works is it does track your phone data like where you're moving
56:46
how fast you're moving also looks at if you've got the Google Maps open and
56:50
you're checking that's why they had the maps open right on the phones just to
56:55
try and make it read a bit more and show that people are trying to look for maybe
56:58
an alternate route that's why they had their app open but yeah it's a bit crazy
57:03
that this is so possible for one person but how many people could afford 100
57:07
phones I actually didn't realize that's how these Maps worked and maybe that's
57:12
naive oh how you think they worked I don't know now I come to think about it
57:18
no that's and and need that cuz Google bought uh way which is a company that
57:24
basically they used that over here here yeah okay yeah everyone well I think
57:28
people stopped using it cuz Google bought it and just integrated it into
57:31
Google Maps so you might as well just use Google Maps although way has a neat
57:34
feature where you can add a gas station or something uh on on oh okay on your
57:40
way but uh uh yeah we used ways like heavily when we were doing our road trip
57:45
um but yeah it's just other people around you who are using it it collects
57:49
all the data and then tells you what's going on based on what everyone else is
57:53
doing and I got to say guess that makes the most sense I often in the morning
57:58
before I go to work I'll I'll go out get in the car start the car and then while
58:03
I'm you know waiting for the car to warm up I'll check uh used to be ways but now
58:08
I just check Google Maps and just say because there there's two ways I can go
58:12
to work there's the highway and then there's there kind of like the back
58:16
nicer nicer country way and I prefer the country way but it does take a little
58:20
bit longer depending on the traffic so I just check which ones if it's significantly
58:27
quicker on the highway I'll just get the highway so that's yeah and it's all just
58:30
based on what everyone else is doing I guess this does look like I was about to
58:34
say this looks like the phones have been photoshopped because they all have
58:37
exactly the same thing on them but I realized I'm an idiot of course they
58:41
do they're in literally the same location so uh yeah but yeah no it is really
58:48
interesting but just how easy is that one person can actually maybe change the
58:52
way people had to go home that day is this art I don't think it's art but he's an
58:59
artist I don't get art if an artist does it does it make it art I don't think so
59:05
okay but I could be I'm probably
59:10
wrong what do I know not art that's for sure I mean the way that he describes it
59:17
makes it sound like art through this activity it's possible to turn a Green
59:20
Street red which has an impact on the physical world by navigating cars on
59:25
another route to avoid being stuck in traffic I mean that does sound like art
59:28
when he says it that way I mean sounds yeah it certainly makes him sound like
59:32
an artist to [ __ ] wank on like that describe it that way yeah I mean and
59:37
this wagon is a bit Arty Little Red Wagon maybe if he'd used that to draw a
59:43
big red dick yeah that's what I think also needs to
59:50
happen I mean and then this would have fit much more into cognac Legion Jam
59:55
yeah that's true that's true I mean that bridge play the dick news
1:00:01
[Music] jingle
1:00:06
news I mean that bridge I mean if you look if you squint I mean uh it's very
1:00:12
thin dick oh you know what the red the Red Bridge there that's probably what
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your Ure will look like Luke after your proced oh yeah probably was like that I
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just I didn't look it felt like that wasn't green beforehand but you never
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know oh uh yeah Green to Red is not is not what but you don't want to go from
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red to Green either no when it comes to dicks all the time I know as as amusing
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as it might sound Luke don't Don't Let It Go Green no I like green though and
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if it goes red also seek medical advice well that was in the the fact sheet they
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sent me home with if I pee and my pee is bright red go straight back to hospital
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I think if you and your PE is BL red it means it's blood right do they need to
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tell you that there's no way I wouldn't go to the hospital if I was pissing
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blood I guess they have to because they put it on the that thing so that means
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that people have gone home peed blood and gone I'm sure it's fine yeah that's probably
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normal I've never peed I've never peed blood before but I've also never had a
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camera shoved up my dick before so they're probably like you know what
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maybe I'm wrong maybe maybe everyone's
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is red maybe yeah maybe they my
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dick that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the
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