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Warning: Don’t Be An Idiot: The Witch Review & Vampire Remake News · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little SSAT penis Dan
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  I accidentally got soap in my urethra
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  multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy I am slightly drunk right now Matt so I don't want to disappoint you if you
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  were hoping that this was going to be like a purely sober podcast no I got
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  your email that said you'd had a few drinks I tried to find something to
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  drink and I couldn't in my house so oh man I've got a cup of tea so I'm I'm
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  buzzed and you're [ __ ] sober I mean you know I'm I'm buzzed on life sober as
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  you ever get yeah yeah buzzed on life okay fair enough have you seen some of
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  luky's snap snaps uh Instagram I have man I mean it looks like he's having a
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  good time like specifically the reason he can't be recording right now is
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  because he's out fighting a robot now I don't I don't know what that means but
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  that was the last message I got from him and I'm into that I'm hoping whatever it
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  means there's going to be photos of it on there so well if there's no picks it
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  didn't happen that's where we live in so instagram.com multip nerdgasm check it
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  out [ __ ] takeover of the Instagram he's in Japan uh he's taking requests I
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  guess he said that he would hopefully he's paying attention to requests we've
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  got ACH punch on the Facebook yeah I know people have really gone nuts over
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  this people that haven't been to Japan are like living out all their Japanese
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  fantasies vicariously through him people that have been to Japan are splitting
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  halfway between making him do stuff they didn't enjoyed and making him fulfill of
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  the things they didn't get to do right because their wives or significant
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  others wouldn't let them yeah that's right I mean going to Japan with a wife
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  is like taking your own pizza to a pizza shop you know what I mean sure yeah you
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  know to Japan with a significant other you know what I'm saying I mean the age
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  of consent it's 13 there Matt 13 is that true I don't know if that's true I did
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  hear that though why bothered factchecking
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  anything yeah M we haven't back checked on this show in the three years we've
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  been doing this podcast why would I start now I mean I was going to fact
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  check a couple of the stories you put in the spreadsheet this week and then I
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  decided it's best if I don't a don't know that any of these need to be fact
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  checked they all fairly self-explanatory man the whole internet now is just a
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  little too convenient do you know what I mean it's like everything has just this
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  layer of poetic justice to us that makes me think nothing's real anymore there's
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  only one of these articles that's on a website that I'm like is this a real
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  website oh you know is is the news on this website real um the rest of them
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  are fairly reputable so yeah okay well you can tell me which one's which when
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  we get to it all right fine where do you want to start uh Matt look I just want to ask
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  you about something okay something that we talked about last week something I
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  recommended to you and and said that I thought you might like something I
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  thought might be up your alley and up the alley of your dearest friend
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  fiance say you can say fiance I don't know where you're going with
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  that yeah did you watch The Witch and did you like it
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  we did watch The Witch and and and we
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  didn't like it that much oh man I knew it I [ __ ] knew it I built it up
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  didn't I I ruined it for you no I don't know if it was that it just uh yeah I
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  don't know man we just uh well the first
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  major hurdle was that it was really really hard to understand everybody in
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  that movie especially the they were talking old timeing yeah and well not
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  just that I mean cuz I I mean the language itself was fine when I could
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  make it out it's just that his voice in particular is very
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  very by his voice do you mean the [ __ ] the guy from The Office who
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  pretends to [ __ ] um anyway that's a non seor if you've never even seen the
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  office so maybe you'll just abandon that there if you have seen the office you
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  probably know who I'm talking about the reg I can't remember his name yeah
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  exactly yeah no his voice is very uh he's got a very low register and uh I
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  could I just had trouble understanding him and the little kid as well the boy
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  um yeah there were actually Parts where Jenner and I were like what did they say
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  like cuz we couldn't understand what they were saying um oh okay and that's
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  not I mean it wasn't that important it wasn't that important because generally
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  what they were saying was you're witch you got to pray to Jesus and uh and
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  you're a witch yeah basic there was a lot of that um I was enjoying it until I
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  realized that they were kind of going with that there really was something
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  going on I prefer it when wasn't yeah I know what you mean spoilers by the way
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  spoilers sorry yeah spoilers there's a real yeah I wasn't sure where that was
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  going I wasn't sure where that was going do we have a spoiler alert jingle cuz I
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  think maybe rather than just having Luke say spoiler alert and then blurting out a
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  spoiler um maybe we need a little jingle that we retroactively insert before we
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  do giveway spoilers okay well I've got this one that we use for necronom it's
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  time for some spoilers well that's excellent I mean
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  because you sound like Vincent Price I understand if you want to just keep that
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  from the noer Nom Nom or well let's [ __ ] insert it in all right cool yeah
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  so the the thing that I found Gary about the film and that you
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  know like made the biggest impression on me was that I I believed for a long time
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  that this could have actually happened because people were stupid and yeah and
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  the fact that he you know like when when weird stuff started happening and then
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  the little twins were like oh she said she was a witch cuz she jokingly did say
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  she was a witch and he was like you're [ __ ] witch and they like lock her up
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  outside and [ __ ] and I was like this is this is actually scary this because this
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  probably did happen this kind of crazy [ __ ] baby brother tells your dad you're
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  a witch and he's like well why would they lie yeah exactly see that that
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  aspect of it was I guess I mean not really scary because I'm not scared
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  that's going to happen to me but it was disturbing because I listeners I want
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  everyone to Brand this as a witch and I'll show him who's not scared yeah yeah
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  and I liked uh I liked Black Phillip and all that stuff it was all going great
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  until until it started to be like real and I was like it was only the very very
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  end yeah it was only the very end when they used deadland instead of dead
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  children and uh I spend the rest of it going there's no way that's that little
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  girl's ass that must be a stunt double oh see I thought they were uh the other
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  [ __ ] other goats I thought the kids just went missing see I thought it was
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  symbolism but who [ __ ] knows okay and then the the actual very end reminded me
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  of um Lords of Salem actually Rob the Rob Zombie film oh yeah just cuz it gets
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  all a bit dream sequency at the end that's true but that's what I that's why
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  I don't have a problem with it cuz I wasn't actually sure that it was saying
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  by the way there's really a devil and there's really witches I thought it kind
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  of just went all [ __ ] psychedelic at the end yeah okay well because the end
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  she made a deal with I mean they flew into the air do you know what I mean
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  know go turned into a human for a second and made a deal with her yeah that's
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  right that line though do you want to
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  live deliciously yeah that was [ __ ]
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  echoed in my head for days in creepiest
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  way it was it's very beautiful the film I got to say it's absolutely as as a
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  film it's [ __ ] poetry yeah it's it is a bit ous though yeah I it just yeah it
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  just didn't didn't quite hook me and then it lost me anyway like towards the
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  end unfortunately yeah yeah I don't know um I can't even remember who told me to
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  watch it now but I think if it was you and you're out there thank you the most
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  disturbing bit I thought was that whole sequence where the kid did get lost in
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  the woods and then found the Witch's House or or something happened I was
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  thinking oh he just got sick in the woods he's out in the cold and he got
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  sick and he's come back and he's dying because they're [ __ ] bleeding him
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  from his temples to try and cure him because they're idiots and he's like
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  beever and hallucinating and he just starts spouting all this religious stuff
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  like this quotes from The Bible and then dies and everyone they're all standing
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  there and then while he's convulsing the little kids start mimicking him yeah and
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  I was like cuz I could believe that that would happen cuz kids are [ __ ] weird
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  man and I was like this is this is actually quite harrowing that sequence
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  and especially because like that Mom freaked me out she she just you know the
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  level of seriousness that the [ __ ] parents took [ __ ] and it's like these
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  are people who excommunicated themselves from a Puritan Church yeah cuz the
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  Puritan Church wasn't devout enough yeah I know well they lose uh who the [ __ ]
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  are these people cuz the first kid gets taken and then the wife just [ __ ]
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  loses it and is stays up for what only I've ever seen her other than this is
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  Game of Thrones as the [ __ ] creepy old woman as well and it's like well I
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  don't know if you can do anything other than this single thing I've seen her in
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  she breastfeeds oh she is in Prometheus doesn't breastfeed in that does she no
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  she doesn't do much I stand corrected but yeah um unfortunately I didn't
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  didn't enjoy it as much as you probably HED I'm disappointed mat I'm
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  disappointed not I'm not disappointed in you I just I just wish you'd had a
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  better experience with it because I really did oh well we can't all enjoy
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  the same movies no we can't that's true
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  while we're on movies um there's a bunch
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  of comic book news of course because yeah we just had that's what movies are
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  now yeah well we've had Batman vs Superman we've had Civil War so it's
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  it's kind of I was going to say big in the news right now but it's always big
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  in the news lately seems like it is look I haven't seen Civil War yet but I'm
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  going to see it if only so I can at least weigh in on the discussion okay
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  well the first thing that I've got here is that apparently the new Batman movie
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  the one Ben Affleck writing and directing yes is going to be quote
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  crammed with villains and that just that just bothers
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  me Matt two things number one I was excited about this movie until just now
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  mhm number two they've done the Batman crammed with villains it's called Batman
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  the movie 1966 it was a joke and it's been done it had shark repellent bat
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  spray and we've seen it no need thanks guys I think see it could go one of two
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  ways right because Batman in in the comics he does have all
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  the villains are just kind of there like they live in the world they inhabit the
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  world so if they're just in there as part of the world and they're not all
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  the [ __ ] main antagonist like Spider-Man 3 you know where everybody's
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  a [ __ ] major player yeah then maybe it'll be all right like you know if he's
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  like he's like oh I got to go to [ __ ] penguin's area you know part of the city
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  to get some [ __ ] and then you know there's some stuff about penguin or
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  whatever but it's not like he's not one of the main villains along with the
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  joker along with [ __ ] Bane along with poison ivy along with all the others
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  yeah so maybe but it does worry me because the first thing that I think of
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  when when I see the words crammed with villains I immediately think of
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  Spider-Man 3 yeah sure which had three not successful and also uh spider The
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  Amazing Spider-Man 2 which had two it had Electro and it had Green Goblin and
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  that sucked as well Spider-Man you didn't like Spider-Man 2 The Amazing
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  Spider-Man oh sorry I thought you were making judgment call on speaking about
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  the second Spider-Man movie as in the second uh the one with Dr Octopus yeah
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  that was [ __ ] great in my opinion appreciate that people do not like
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  Spider-Man 3 but I kind of do cuz it's Sam Ry and I can watch films that he
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  makes without them having to be good for some reason yeah I just like I like not
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  actually good it's just really [ __ ] enjoyable yeah I just like the way he
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  films things like it's I don't know whether it's because I'm Fami really
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  familiar with it from all the Evil Dead movies and everything no you like his
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  style yeah exactly so when I like you know uh Drag Me to Hell [ __ ] love
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  that movie um I'm even Keen to watch his uh what is it Oz the Great and
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  Powerful yeah I'm not so Keen for that one yeah I haven't seen it but I'm Keen
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  to watch because like I said he just the way he shoots things I like it yeah yeah
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  he's got a certain tongue and cheapness that makes everything kind of okay yes
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  so even Spider-Man 3 I like but I but I do appreciate that there were too many
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  villains and it was a little bit convoluted yeah correct that's CU he
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  didn't want to do Venom but we don't need to get into that yeah so we kind of
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  half did it and then half didn't do it yeah and also start the guy from NED and
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  Stacy which just threw me yeah yeah that was odd so yes they've said that many if
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  not most members of Batman's Rogues Gallery will be making appearances in
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  the fil many if not most [ __ ] and that's a lot so just off the top of my head I'm
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  thinking uh Bookworm you know is Bookworm in it King
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  Tut [ __ ] King tart my
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  God yeah probably not I bet yeah it'll be more like they'll go for something
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  like the games where the villains are there and they each have a little bit to
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  play hopefully and hopefully it'll work maybe it won't I mean Ben Affleck like
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  he's a good director he's not an idiot he's a great director yeah that's what I
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  mean I've seen some of his I've seen Argo and I've seen what else has he done
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  the town I don't know I've seen that if you watch just like a cool Heist movie
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  The Town is great yeah all right but Argo was really good yeah yeah I likeo I
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  really liked Argo yeah I wish I'd made it you know what I mean
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  it was one of those movies I was like what a great movie I wish I'd been
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  involved in that yeah so hopefully this will work out um however the other
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  article here that's about DC and again I don't hate the fact that it sounds like
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  DC bashing and Marvel you know marvel loving because that's what you do go on
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  but there's a it's not because I just hate DC it's because the Marvel such a
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  better job hit Miss but go on yeah but overall you know overall they are you can't deny it
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  so and apparently on other levels DC's having some trouble now the director of
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  The Flash movie has uh has quit so I mean that's confirmed uh apparently and
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  this is you know I don't know how true this is you talk
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  about well there's yeah apparently James Juan is is considering leaving Aquaman
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  over creative differences um and apparently also Zack
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  Snyder is at odds whatever that means with uh with Warner Brothers over
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  Justice League here's what I think I think Zack Schneider had already started
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  Justice League before Superman V Batman came out y then after it came out based
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  on certain feedback Warner Brothers Studio decided to insist on some changes
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  and Zack Snider went I've already started yep which is in neither of the
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  like letting him go might not be a good idea but forcing him to change is almost
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  certainly not a good idea no no because
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  that never works out no exactly right then you get nothing you get you get the
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  shittiest ideas from everyone yeah so I don't know um it's a shame really
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  because I want to see James Juan do a superhero movie because I have not been
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  disappointed by a James Juan movie yet I love his original films and I even
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  [ __ ] liked his go at a fast and furious movie I haven't seen that uh I
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  wasn't a huge fan of The Conjuring but I liked his other stuff The Conjuring no I
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  didn't see that I just saw inside ears yeah inside the inside is films except
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  for three which he didn't do the one and two were great I haven't seen [ __ ] I
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  should watch number two we've got a necronom episode about The Conjuring
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  coming up because people requested it little plug that's the podcast I do with
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  Jenna we talk about horror movies necronom on.com speakon of horror movies
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  Matt yes have you seen the Baba duck yeah thought no spoilers cuz I actually
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  haven't seen it oh okay I uh I got it from Italy during the week haven't
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  watched it yet no it's very good it's very good yeah for an Aussie movie or
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  just very good no no it's very good it's um it's different I liked it cool yeah
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  the kid in it is is he's good in his role yeah he's uh [ __ ]
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  annoying uh but he's supposed to but he's meant to be speaking of kids that
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  are good in their roles I went back and watched an old
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  movie that I hadn't seen before over the weekend I went and watched or 3 hours of
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  Empire of the Sun oh wow by Steven Spielberg starring and I didn't realize
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  I knew he was in it but I didn't realize it was about him starring a 10-year-old
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  Christian Bale yeah and he's [ __ ] great like if this kid walked into your
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  casting session hands down it to be him he's [ __ ] Charming as [ __ ] that guy's
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  Bruce Wayne he did a great job I can't believe it was so long between
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  this and his next big role was it when you played Jesus I've got that
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  DV Christian Bale as Jesus I didn't buy it for you did I you might have actually
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  it's funny I think I did it's actually if you look on the back you can see the
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  film's actually called Mary Mother of God but obviously because Christian Bale
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  became such a big star they were like Rebrand it yeah Christian chrisan Bale
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  as Jesus yeah yeah that's funny cuz I've got a I've got a DVD copy of ATA that's
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  so old that Jude Law isn't mentioned on it wow yeah yeah it's funny how they do
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  that well it's not funny it makes sense but yeah yeah so Empire the sun uh we
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  watched that for school I think did when I was young good movie I [ __ ] adore
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  Steven Spielberg uh but this is not my favorite Spielberg movie by a long shot okay
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  still good still good here's something I've noticed Matt have you ever noticed
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  this Spielberg loves
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  America he [ __ ] loves it to the point
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  where he can make a movie about English people set in China during the Japanese
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  Occupation and still somehow make it about America like there's a scene in
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  the movie where Americans tell the little boy he can be an American and
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  [ __ ] Yankee Doodle plays as he's [ __ ] marching from the English Camp
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  to the American camp like you got to hand it to the guy he [ __ ] loves
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  America so they make him an honorary American yeah they do that's weird and
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  then he he wears sunglasses for the rest of the movie because that's what
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  Americans do yeah that's that they for sunglasses in England Matt they fought
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  for the right to to wear them that's right they throw the tea into the ocean
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  apparently there's still one crate of that tea That's that survived yeah it's
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  in a museum it's in the what's that big Museum that's got all that [ __ ] the
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  Smithsonian Smithsonian that's the one I'm sure that's their poster too the big
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  Museum that's got all that [ __ ] I wonder what it tastes like I bet
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  it tastes like Freedom sorry I'll just to clarify they've still got the crate I
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  don't know if the tea is still drinkable oh it does it's the British
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  tea right so it probably tastes like tastes oppressive yeah imag keeping them
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  down yeah I'm glad they fought that Revolutionary War because if they didn't
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  the king of England could come in and push us around at any time I know
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  whats I'm pretty sure so we've talked
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  about DC we got to talk about Marvel uh
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  and this is not necessarily you know we're not we're not going to be um
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  sucking Captain America's dick at least you know well I won't be no we're GNA
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  talk about I was gonna suck him off at all I'd probably suck him off before he
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  got his transformation into Captain America cuz I assume with every other
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  muscle in his body his dick was a lot smaller beforehand right yeah good point
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  had you always assumed that every time you thought about it I assume the the
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  the the artist who digitally made him smaller probably took you know took that
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  into account I wonder if there is a 3D model somewhere of Chris Evans as a as a
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  little tiny man a little tiny pen listeners uh if you are any good at uh
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  3D modeling I would love to see that actually you know it's the internet I'm
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  sure it exists anyway we don't want to talk about that we don't talk about
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  Captain America at all no we don't
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  Black Widow yeah so people have one thing when I've when I've watched the
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  Marvel movies there's one thing that I've always said and that's that black
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  widow doesn't have uh her own movie because I'd like to see her a girl with
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  absolutely no powers that I don't understand why hangs out with the
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  Avengers at all um I'd like to see her do nothing for two and a half
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  hours people have asked for this and I don't know if it's because um I don't
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  know if she's like the best superhero to get her a standalone film because I
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  guess I don't really know what her backstory is we heard a little bit about
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  it in um Age of Ultron but unfortunately that movie wasn't the best you heard a
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  bit about it in adri alron if it wasn't in the first 10 shitty minutes I didn't
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  hear about it yeah so obviously she's a spy um she's got she it's kind of like
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  Hawkeye and that she's unreasonably powerful in the movies once she get
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  hangs out with the Avengers uh and seems to get more and more powerful as like if
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  you got cool friends and you hang out with them you're kind of a little bit
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  cooler yeah and you're able to just by hang out with them you know Feats of
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  extreme um yeah you could fly yeah but yeah um they've announced all the films
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  that they were going to make and there's a lot of them but they've also said
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  they're going to Branch out and do some other stuff too now cuz you know they
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  like money uh and one of the films that they are apparently very committed to is
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  a black widow film yeah let me guess cuz the bleeding heart Lefty pinkos said
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  there aren't enough women in these [ __ ] movies yeah you love those guys
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  those I'm going to fight the [ __ ] bleeding heart Lefty pinkos one of these
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  days [ __ ] meet me down at Cambridge Park shops now look if if this movie's
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  good that's fine but if this movie thing that worries want to see it that's fine
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  too yeah it just it does worry me that it's like quick we've got to get a movie
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  out black widow cuz people are complaining that we haven't made enough
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  about women and they're going to half ass it and it's it's more problems yeah and they're
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  probably going try to make it feminist which is going to make it like
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  ridiculous and then people are going to complain about that too yes because it's
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  not going to be natural it's going to be for exactly right it's going to be
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  really forced and it's going to say you'd be better off not doing it and the
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  funny thing Matt is that we've got Marvel fans complaining that there
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  aren't enough women in Marvel we got Star Wars fans complaining that there's
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  too many women I know [ __ ] ridiculous shut up just shut up and just watch the
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  movies I know just make make good movies and put good good characters in them and
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  it'll be fine like just just write everyone as a good character everyone
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  yeah and it won't make a difference yeah now look uh make a black widow film I
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  think that's cool uh hopefully they do a good job and it's not just slap together
• 24:21
  attempt to appease people because I don't know that would that seems stupid
• 24:26
  and pointless to me hopefully it's good look um I'll watch it because as much as
• 24:31
  I complain I I I watch all of these movies so I'll watch it it better be
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  good uh and a final piece of movie news I believe uh is interesting because I
• 24:44
  learned two things from it okay first is that they're rebooting and re doing a
• 24:51
  remake of Interview with the Vampire interesting which I was like why that
• 24:55
  movie's great already it is great but they didn't really franchise it as
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  well as they could have no they [ __ ] that up really badly so if they if
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  they're doing it again from the start in the hopes that they're going to make
• 25:08
  five or six films like there were five or six books I can kind of see why yeah
• 25:12
  that makes sense from a financial point of VI it was great yeah so I don't
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  know I think it's going to be tough because I mean personally maybe I'm
• 25:24
  biased because that film for me was I I watch that all the time when I was
• 25:28
  younger oh me too I [ __ ] love that movie too so it's going to be pretty
• 25:33
  tough in the top but then I saw that they have cast well I mean this is not confirmed
• 25:39
  confirmed however the director tweeted a photo of uh the script finished and then
• 25:44
  a bit later tweeted a photo of a certain actor and said leat there can be only
• 25:48
  one # Jared Leto and it was a picture of Jared lto either trying to coers jalo to
• 25:55
  do it by putting him in this awkward position or it's confirmed that it's him
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  and I frankly think this is pretty good
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  casting yeah I like him uh okay too cool
• 26:08
  as him as leat yeah okay is interesting character you know what I mean he's an
• 26:12
  interesting character and and somebody who wants to play him properly I mean
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  Tom Cruz played him great but Jared I have a feeling he's gonna play him great
• 26:19
  too I've watched this yeah because if if they're gonna if they're going to extend
• 26:22
  it out into all the others like later on he becomes a [ __ ] he's he's in a
• 26:28
  metal band stuff later on so I think Tom Cruz's version the rest of the books
• 26:34
  like it's only that one that he's not I think Tom Cruz would have had his his
• 26:37
  lat worked great within the confines of that film EXA I don't think it would
• 26:42
  have carried on into the other stuff as well I agree so and the Queen of the
• 26:47
  Damned film while there's a lot about it that I do like ultimately it didn't
• 26:52
  quite get there no and um and what I iic
• 26:58
  iconic for Our Generation but not absolutely well especially since it was
• 27:01
  filmed in Sydney we know half the people in it yeah and it had like music by all
• 27:05
  the bands that we listen to time man that soundtrack is amazing yeah it's so
• 27:10
  good the songs were written by um uh
• 27:13
  Jonathan Davies yep performed on the on the soundtrack performed by the singer
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  from disturb the singer from the singer from [ __ ] doesn't
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  yeah does one [ __ ] Wayne Static does
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  yeah yeah may he rest in peace [ __ ] what you didn't know Wayne Static
• 27:35
  died [ __ ] I I forget when people die man he died he uh he died of uh same as um
• 27:41
  Peter steel from typo negative he died of um drug related heart issues yeah
• 27:48
  after so many drugs my heart stopped no
• 27:51
  but he he he he quit like he he was off the drugs but it had already damaged him
• 27:57
  actually same Jimmy from Avenge sfold the Rev from avenge sfold died the same
• 28:02
  thing apparently just they [ __ ] their heart up too much apparently Coke does
• 28:06
  that so it can uh it can cause either that or that's just [ __ ] that I
• 28:12
  believe because I don't know any better and what it actually means is he [ __ ] o
• 28:18
  deed look it could be either really yeah I have no idea I know nothing about that
• 28:22
  kind of stuff now that you say it it kind of rings a bell that Wayne Static
• 28:25
  dead but now I'm just bummed out all over again yeah well are a [ __ ] great band
• 28:32
  and it's sadder than that too because he
• 28:35
  he he died and then his uh his wife who he they both had prior drug issues
• 28:41
  they'd both come clean uh not too long ago she she died also of an overdose
• 28:47
  Jesus Christ yeah so sad story and yet 20 years later Courtney Love still alive
• 28:54
  I know [ __ ] Keith Richards is still going [ __ ] me how are these people
• 28:58
  people still going uh look two things one really quick I told you on email
• 29:02
  today I saw iron maiden's private jet yesterday yeah wow [ __ ] cool and I
• 29:08
  saw the private jet and I was like is that an Iron Maiden jet that is [ __ ]
• 29:12
  rad and then like literally less than a minute later I saw the posters up saying
• 29:16
  Iron Maiden on tour I'm like [ __ ] me that must be their private jet yeah right it's
• 29:22
  black painted on the tail it's R sick yeah yeah pretty sick
• 29:28
  they still make enough money to afford a private jet I guess so clearly they do
• 29:32
  man clearly they do wow impressive uh
• 29:36
  but going back to Interview with the Vampire yes I'm excited about this
• 29:43
  because maybe now they'll finally make my favorite of the vampire Chronicle
• 29:47
  Books into a film which was the vampire listat the second book yeah right
• 29:52
  because I have no idea why they skipped that and went to Queen of the Damned
• 29:57
  which is fine is a great book it's got whole chapters in it that are [ __ ]
• 30:01
  boring and you can skip whereas every page of the vampire list that is [ __ ]
• 30:06
  riveting yeah they kind of just I mean they they summed it up at the start I
• 30:10
  think from memory they're like ah you got bored and locked him buried himself
• 30:14
  and then he heard a band so he came back yeah and he does that and it's really
• 30:18
  interesting [ __ ] you yeah I want to see that yeah cuz it's got all the stuff
• 30:23
  about how he he had his his friend who played violin and all that kind of stuff
• 30:28
  it's been a long time since I read it but now I kind of want to read it again
• 30:32
  now that you've said that yeah me too but I kind of get the feeling that maybe
• 30:37
  we shouldn't you know what I mean hopefully hopefully Aran because my
• 30:40
  favorite I think was Meck the devil yeah see I hope they get that far cuz that
• 30:45
  that book was really interesting and that was the last one I read too cuz
• 30:48
  when I when I read that it was the last one and I know since but I'm not a
• 30:52
  teenager anymore so I haven't read them same yeah I went to an Rice's house when
• 30:57
  I was New Orleans I mean not inside uh I was outside of her house right she
• 31:02
  didn't invite you over no no in fact this thing is crawling with cameras and
• 31:07
  uh yeah I felt a bit awkward just standing there out the front cuz I'm
• 31:10
  like well she's watching me is it a cool looking house oh yes yeah yeah aw it's
• 31:15
  just it's this giant mansion in yeah right it's The Adams Family House right
• 31:19
  that's what I'm imagining yeah yeah kind of but like New Orleans style yeah yeah
• 31:24
  it looks like a you know a big what do you call it Southern Colonial in the
• 31:28
  house it's cool you know she wrote Interview of the vampire first as a
• 31:31
  short story right just about Claudia because she had a daughter who died and
• 31:37
  so her next thing she wrote was about a little girl who could never
• 31:41
  die huh that's interesting I didn't know yeah I know sad isn't it yeah and then
• 31:46
  she uh she became a born again Christian and said that all the stuff that she had
• 31:52
  written before was rubbish and she regretted it and then evil yep and then now she's
• 31:58
  back writing vampire novels again because she changed her mind so yeah
• 32:02
  well you know yeah there you go I think everyone can be forgiven for one
• 32:06
  digression yeah yeah sure why not I mean Nick Cave became a born again Christian
• 32:11
  for a while and now we stopped as far as I can tell speaking
• 32:16
  of uh although I mean possibly this gentleman is actually Jewish a gentleman in
• 32:22
  Israel has uh he's been to court and he's TR trying to get a restraining
• 32:29
  order mhm against God right uh for what
• 32:33
  reason uh he claims that the almighty has been very unkind to him uh there
• 32:40
  aren't very specific details in here right you're you're starting to describe
• 32:44
  the Book of Job only not with a lawsuit yeah right so do they mention this guy's
• 32:50
  name they do not no yeah he uh he said
• 32:54
  that he God's been mean to him and he oh or sorry over a threeyear period God has
• 33:00
  exhibited a seriously negative attitude towards him although Just DE although details of
• 33:06
  what divine Mischief he had borne the brunt of were not mentioned in the
• 33:10
  report yeah and look like Israel is a is a country where they don't separate
• 33:14
  Church from state so I don't think there's any problem with him bringing
• 33:18
  litigation against the lord well it says here as well a protocol of the hearing
• 33:23
  noted that God did not turn up for the session although it didn't specify how
• 33:27
  the court Det ermined that he wasn't there as opposed to just exercising his
• 33:31
  right to remain silent well I suppose if you're a devout
• 33:36
  Jew uh you have to kind of accept that God is always there right yes we I mean
• 33:42
  I'm I'm making assumptions here I assume this guy is's Jewish right that makes
• 33:45
  sense if he's is he's Jewish you have to be okay I assumed yeah you know you have
• 33:50
  to be yeah yeah yeah that's what I thought I'm not super educated on that
• 33:55
  but I fig that's not naive you just you have to be yeah fair enough yeah so
• 34:01
  apparently uh the guy yeah say he's not named uh but he noted that he he's a try
• 34:06
  he's been trying to obtain a restraining order for the last 10 years but the
• 34:09
  police merely sent patrol cars to his house on 10
• 34:13
  occasions I think by the 10th time the fact that they're still humoring this
• 34:18
  guy is yeah it's weird you know so
• 34:22
  yeah uh he was denied obviously I think my favorite my favorite yeah he was
• 34:27
  denied and I think my favorite part of this article is the very last line that
• 34:30
  said the report did not include a response on the outcome from any of the
• 34:34
  multitude of available spokes person on behalf of the Lord
• 34:38
  no no nobody wants to make an official comment on why God is being a [ __ ] to
• 34:44
  this one guy he doesn't even say what it is I
• 34:48
  know that's what I want to know what he
• 34:51
  thinks makes a particular case against
• 34:56
  God for bad luck so yeah this is one of this is the website that I mentioned
• 35:00
  that I'm not quite sure if this is a reputable website um and it I mean
• 35:04
  although it seems to be pretty clear that this is based on you know this the
• 35:08
  court summaries and the details were not made public so right
• 35:14
  um these These are the details that have been made reasons that's right because
• 35:20
  he probably just said a bunch of stupid [ __ ] and they were like no don't put
• 35:23
  that anywhere official it's just yeah that's right yeah just get out of here
• 35:29
  unsuccessful do we have any other idiot news this week to take us
• 35:34
  out [ __ ] idot news it's [ __ ] idiot news it's
• 35:41
  [ __ ] OT news it's [ __ ] IDI
• 35:45
  news it's [ __ ] IDI news have you been to festivals and
• 35:50
  things like that not recently Matt no you've been to music F I was a teenager
• 35:54
  Once Upon a Time well you know and well things like pack and and stuff like that
• 35:59
  you get wristbands right and sometimes like EB Expo Springs to mind you get
• 36:04
  those wristbands where it's kind of like material and it's and they kind of
• 36:09
  Click yeah yeah um so one thing you probably shouldn't do is months
• 36:15
  before uh the event is put that on yeah I don't quite understand why you would
• 36:21
  put it on although I'm I'm open to accepting the fact that you just got
• 36:25
  really really excited yeah I think so what's happened is a bunch
• 36:30
  assumed you could take it off without scissors yeah I think that's what's
• 36:33
  happened a bunch of people who were attending uh something called the
• 36:36
  Governor's Ball which is a music festival they've received their
• 36:40
  wristbands which are of the sort we mentioned uh and for some reason a very
• 36:45
  large number of people have put them on or uh managed to pull the wristband
• 36:51
  through to a point where they can't get them on anymore and if you if you look
• 36:55
  through this there's a bunch of tweets here in the article says uh I get
• 36:59
  excited easily and have very sensitive wrists how do we fix this so he's that's
• 37:04
  a prob one of itself M put the wristband on um anyone going to the gov ball do
• 37:09
  not get excited and put your wristband on early it will not come off no matter
• 37:13
  how hard you try or
• 37:16
  cry yeah just yeah like why are people so stupid anyway they they've made a
• 37:22
  deal uh the the people running the ball
• 37:26
  have said if you cut yours off that's fine bring it along to the event uh and
• 37:33
  they'll give you a new one as long as you pay a $20 idiot tax yeah that's
• 37:38
  great cuz what I love is some people put it on and can't get it off some people
• 37:42
  did it up not on them and tightened it all the way so now it can never be put
• 37:47
  on them no it's just a piece of junk now yeah then you have guys like [ __ ]
• 37:52
  costellos yeah I name who says I put the wristband on my girlfriend
• 37:58
  and now I can't remove it now I like to think she's not even going he just put
• 38:02
  his wristband on her and now she can go and he can't even though it's 34 days
• 38:08
  away I like how he's making it their problem because he says what do we do
• 38:11
  now like that's right you figure it out idiot fix this yeah what have you and
• 38:18
  then this final tweet down the bottom you guys should really put a warning on
• 38:21
  those wristbands why for IDI idiot yeah that's right warning don't be an idiot
• 38:27
  [ __ ] think they should put that warning on a lot of stuff they should
• 38:30
  put that warning on the internet warning don't be an idiot yeah and I think I
• 38:37
  think there should be zero tolerance for idiots we should put a big sign written
• 38:42
  in every language so that everyone can read it idiots will not be tolerated and
• 38:47
  then Zero Tolerance right so we don't we don't [ __ ] change laws to include
• 38:54
  idiotic Behavior we don't [ __ ] put safety rails on ridiculous things
• 38:59
  because idiots fall off them we just say if you're an idiot then social Darwinism
• 39:06
  will filter you out and that'll be it have you seen I saw a montage of these I
• 39:11
  forget where um and apparently this is a huge issue in New York at the moment
• 39:17
  right it's people young people generally uh looking at walking around
• 39:23
  just walking around all day like doing [ __ ] on their phones while they're
• 39:26
  walking [ __ ] just walking into traffic like smacking into scaffolding
• 39:31
  when building where buildings are being you know worked on and stuff like that
• 39:35
  I've SE these videos and I'm like I mean I like my phone too but I I don't walk
• 39:39
  along and do stuff I like like maybe I'll pull it out of my pocket to change
• 39:43
  songs yeah right that's the extent of it but like there there's one that like the
• 39:49
  one that sticks in my mind always is it's this girl who just walks into the
• 39:53
  street and there's this bus and the bus like just barely stops in
• 39:57
  and she just keeps walking like she's like looks at the bus like oh [ __ ] and
• 40:01
  just keeps walking [ __ ] [ __ ] is wrond embarrassed if a bus or any other
• 40:06
  vehicle had to stop because I was too busy looking at my phone to realize I
• 40:09
  walked into oncoming traffic I would be so ashamed I would never use my phone in
• 40:13
  public again exactly right I just buy Google Glass which is suck because I
• 40:17
  wouldn't be allowed to come into my own home exactly you have to leave it a little hook
• 40:22
  outside so weird yeah apparently it's a big problem in New York uh look I
• 40:26
  there's signs up here here there's signs up all over the place here that say
• 40:30
  [ __ ] look where you're going idiot so it must be a problem everywhere wow
• 40:35
  there you go that's the world oh yeah and also people who are people
• 40:39
  Snapchatting their top speed because you know in Snapchat you can turn on the
• 40:42
  speedometer thing I did not know that um apparently don't even really know what
• 40:47
  you mean by that okay in in Snapchat you can swipe through the text it puts
• 40:53
  little text things on like it'll put a little logo for the city you're in and
• 40:55
  all that kind of stuff on photos it's one of the things you can do in there
• 40:59
  and one of them is like a speedometer it'll tell you how many miles an hour
• 41:03
  you're traveling at at the time okay right and apparently so many people are
• 41:07
  having car accidents because they're trying to Snapchat they're trying to get
• 41:13
  yeah exactly they're trying to get up to like you know like 100 miles an hour and
• 41:16
  try and take a snap of themselves and then smashing into things like the [ __ ]
• 41:21
  is wrong with you wow wow world doesn't matter we the world is weird yeah but
• 41:27
  there surviving we've we've created a system where they can live oh God so
• 41:31
  that's what I mean airbags are only buying into this [ __ ] believe
• 41:37
  that you know what there's an ad here on TV actually I saw it at the cinema
• 41:41
  before the movie started about don't be a dick on the internet really yeah all
• 41:46
  the ads here in Singapore are about just generally improving yourself as as a
• 41:50
  person and improving the the nation as a whole including whole ads about being
• 41:55
  nicer to people on the internet oh really that's nice yeah I mean it's a
• 41:59
  bit condescending in a way but clearly
• 42:02
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