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Hour 3 – Not So Sweet Home Alabama · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Omaha, Omaha. It's our number three, our number three, and
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  Speaker 1: we talked from College Football the Original Recipe podcast on
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  Speaker 1: this Labor day, the first of September. Here in our
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  Speaker 1: number three is Kaylan de Boor's two nice personality clashing
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  Speaker 1: with Alabama's hard nosed football culture as Alabama got smashed
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend. Would Alabama boosters actually write that check
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  Speaker 1: for sixty three million mid season to make de Boor
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  Speaker 1: go away, make that coaching change? And is it true
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  Speaker 1: that Nick Saban would come back out of retirement to
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  Speaker 1: save Alabama football. We'll discuss that and give me your
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  Speaker 1: reaction to the Oregon Ducks mascot being beheaded. It was
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  Speaker 1: one of the great bloopers of the weekend. We'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about that as well. Right now here, it is our
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  Speaker 1: number three. The Bama debacle, That's what it was, us
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  Speaker 1: big bad Alabama not any longer. Where have you gone,
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  Speaker 1: Nick Saban? Welcome? Well, he's boring us on television, that's
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  Speaker 1: where he's gone. Wel come, in the beginning of another
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  Speaker 1: hour play the head small man, all right, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: go to Tallahassee. We're somewhere. Jed, who fled, who does
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  Speaker 1: not live in Tallahassee but loves the Seminals. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: Jed had a big smile on his face. The new
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  Speaker 1: quarterback Tomic Castelanos leading a very powerful rushing attack. Not
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  Speaker 1: a great passing attack for the Seminoles, but a good
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  Speaker 1: rushing attack. Is Florida State unranked. This guy on had
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  Speaker 1: seventy eight yards, but he had a touchdown, and the
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  Speaker 1: Seminoles stunned number eight preseason Alabama. The final score thirty
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  Speaker 1: one to seventeen. I don't if you saw this over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend or not. Maybe not, maybe we're not watching it.
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  Speaker 1: It was a surprising outcome. Well, I knew Alabamas. I'll
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  Speaker 1: always people after that. I knew Alabama was gonna lose. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did. So that
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  Speaker 1: ends the Crimson Tide streak of twenty three straight wins
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  Speaker 1: in season open So an entire generation has come and gone,
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  Speaker 1: and Alabama had not lost a season opener until over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend, coming off a two to ten el Stinko
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  Speaker 1: year Florida State handing Alabama a big time law. So
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  Speaker 1: the Seminoles are all excited and they're like, hey, we're back.
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  Speaker 1: And of course the story though, is Alabama, Right, that's
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  Speaker 1: the story here. Alabama with their head coach, second year
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  Speaker 1: coach Caitlin de Boor, students and fans swarming the field
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  Speaker 1: at Doake Campbell Stadium in Tallahassee, celebrating school got fined
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  Speaker 1: like fifty g's because they ran out in the field. Nope,
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  Speaker 1: you're not ont of fun. Catch no fun, got to
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  Speaker 1: find you fifty thousand. Now, the Seminoles were thirteen and
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  Speaker 1: a half point underdog in that game. I think you
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  Speaker 1: know where I'm going with this. I think you're aware
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  Speaker 1: of where I'm headed on this one, but maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: The better story is in the losing locker room. So
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  Speaker 1: that's where we're going to go. The Crimson Tide their
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  Speaker 1: last nine games against D one opponents With Kaitlyn de Boor,
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  Speaker 1: the Crimson Tide are four and five. Now, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: play college football. I'm told that's a losing record, though,
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  Speaker 1: when you're four and five. Alabama has lost its last
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  Speaker 1: three games, last three game, James outright, not just lose
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  Speaker 1: the spread? Outright when favored by thirteen or more points,
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  Speaker 1: who goofed? I've got to know. Well, as the temperature
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  Speaker 1: gets cranked up, it is a sauna. It is an
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  Speaker 1: absolute sauna. For Kaylen de Boor, the head coach at Alabama.
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  Speaker 1: The boosters are upset, The fans are upset. The coaching
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  Speaker 1: staff they're annoyed, but they're the ones in charge. The
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  Speaker 1: players seem upset, But the main issue, according to Boots
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  Speaker 1: on the ground here, the main issue is that the
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  Speaker 1: boosters are upset with a what is perceived to be
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  Speaker 1: a happy, go lucky approach. For Kaylen de Boer, that's
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  Speaker 1: the issue that he doesn't seem to be that bothered
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  Speaker 1: by what is going on. So let us discuss the
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  Speaker 1: question is the coach, Kaylen de Boor's too nice personality
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  Speaker 1: is that clashing with Alabama's hard nosed football culture, at
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  Speaker 1: least the perception of the hard nosed football culture. So
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  Speaker 1: I've got a cup of sugar, beach front property and Shakespeare,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll throw all these things together and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make the barbaganoosh. We're gonna make the barbaganoos. So a
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  Speaker 1: move over, move over, Jerry Jones, move on over now,
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  Speaker 1: move on over, right, and the Cowboys the Dixie Drama
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  Speaker 1: oh Rama, the Dixie Drama Factory is open for business.
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  Speaker 1: So the Crimson Tide, who for most of my life
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  Speaker 1: have been one of the great college football teams. Right,
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  Speaker 1: they had a couple of terrible years in the middle,
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  Speaker 1: but for the most part they've been pretty good. So
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  Speaker 1: the Crimson Tide juggernaut sputtering down the highway, and they
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  Speaker 1: got a flat tire. They popped the tire. Now, Kaylyn
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  Speaker 1: de Boor has he's been accused of being you're too nice.
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  Speaker 1: You're mister nice guy. Don't be too nice. That's the
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  Speaker 1: rap sheet. Now in tuscal loose in Tuscaloosa, they don't
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  Speaker 1: have any NFL. This is the biggest game in time.
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  Speaker 1: We know that. And they don't want a boy scout.
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  Speaker 1: They do not want a boy scout. They don't want
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  Speaker 1: an eagle scout. They want a drill sergeant. They want
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  Speaker 1: an in your face drill sergeant. And de Boor who
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  Speaker 1: coached at Washington, but he's from the Midwest. He's got
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  Speaker 1: that Midwestern nice thing going on. And they said, well,
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  Speaker 1: that'll play well then Sue falls or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not gonna play well in the Southeastern Conference
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  Speaker 1: meat grinder. It just doesn't play well. And it's it's
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  Speaker 1: essentially the sec y'all tell me this every year. It's
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  Speaker 1: a chainsaw battle, chainsaw fight, and de Bar's got a
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  Speaker 1: butter knife. It would appear at this particular point. And
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood is it's a weird neighborhood Alabama because they're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be one of the big, big time players
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  Speaker 1: in college football. They're clearly not the way they finished
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  Speaker 1: last year and the way they started this year. And
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of a lot of stuff going on.
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  Speaker 1: But de Bor is the neighbor who lends you the
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  Speaker 1: cup of sugar in the neighborhood. But Alabama fans they
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  Speaker 1: don't want the neighbor that'll lend you a cup of sugar.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want that, right. They want a neighbor that
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  Speaker 1: is an a hole that has a sign says my
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  Speaker 1: dog is bigger than my gun and snarling junkyard dog
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  Speaker 1: also there chewing on the rebar. That's what they want.
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  Speaker 1: That is not who they have currently as their head coach. Now, secondly,
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  Speaker 1: let's address the sixty three million dollar elephant in the
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  Speaker 1: room or in this case, the Komodo dragon in the room.
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  Speaker 1: And that is the amount of money, the amount of
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  Speaker 1: money that Alabama would have to come up with to
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  Speaker 1: get rid of Kaitlyn de boor literally the GDP of
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  Speaker 1: Small Island Nations. That's how much money debor is guaranteed
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  Speaker 1: if Alabama gets rid of him. So, would Alabama boosters
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  Speaker 1: actually write the check, the jump sized cartoon check mid season?
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  Speaker 1: Would they write that check to make a coaching change?
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  Speaker 1: Is at that bad? So I'm a malard theory I
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  Speaker 1: would like to share with the class. So here's my
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  Speaker 1: theory on this. The theory is that, well, in theory,
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  Speaker 1: you said, well, it's not gonna happen, right, There's no
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  Speaker 1: way that somebody's gonna pay this money to get sixty
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  Speaker 1: three million is an insane amount of money. However, all
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  Speaker 1: we need is one oligarch with Southern roots, right, one aristocrat,
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  Speaker 1: one robber baron, who's got that oil money And all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, right, you know, with some of these people,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people floating around like this. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not one of them. They got pockets that are deeper
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  Speaker 1: than the Gulf of Mexico or America or every want
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  Speaker 1: to call it. And suddenly that happens, and Caitlin de
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  Speaker 1: boor instead a roll Todd, it's roll out, get out
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  Speaker 1: of here, Get your ass out of here. You're going.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot underestimate the power of oil money and generational
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  Speaker 1: Southern pride. You cannot do it. If the tide play
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  Speaker 1: like they did on Saturday, and they do it a
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  Speaker 1: couple more times here, all of a sudden, somebody's like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll make some phone calls. Why don't we partner our
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  Speaker 1: money together. We had a good year in the stock market.
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  Speaker 1: We'll figure this thing out. But the crimson clad oil barons,
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  Speaker 1: you're you gonna start tossing that money around. They'll toss
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  Speaker 1: it in the air everywhere, like they're buying beachfront property
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  Speaker 1: right at the apocalypse For Alabama football, this would be
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  Speaker 1: the apocalypse. Now Debor can return if he gets the
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  Speaker 1: sixty three million. You can get a secondary job somewhere
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  Speaker 1: at some mid level university and get back to coaching
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  Speaker 1: the way he did his way up the ladder, when
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  Speaker 1: he had success at multiple stops and then finally got
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  Speaker 1: Washington into the National Championship playoff tournament and all that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: is it true? Is is it true that Nick Saban
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  Speaker 1: would come out of retirement, would come out of retirement
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  Speaker 1: to save Alabama football? This has been a rumor that's
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  Speaker 1: been bouncing around the pinball machine that Saban there was
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  Speaker 1: a story a couple months ago that he was thinking
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  Speaker 1: about coming back to coaching. We all assume NFL NFL,
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  Speaker 1: not college NFL, But would would Nick Saban actually leave
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  Speaker 1: television and go back to Alabama and save the Crimson Tide?
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  Speaker 1: Is it true? So this is a fairy tale that
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  Speaker 1: is making the rounds in the backwoods that Saban's gonna
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  Speaker 1: come back and save them. And Saban's gonna leave the television,
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  Speaker 1: the makeup and all that stuff from television and swoop
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  Speaker 1: out of his lake house where he owns the entire
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  Speaker 1: lake like Superman, and you know, take off the golfizor
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing there, dust off the headset and say
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  Speaker 1: I'm back to save Alabama football. Now is it fun
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  Speaker 1: to imagine that? Absolutely? Fun to imagine that? Absolutely? What
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  Speaker 1: are the chances? So, using the law of averages and
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  Speaker 1: based on we have seen coaches come back to save
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  Speaker 1: universities that have gotten second runs at different schools, and
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  Speaker 1: they can give you a bunch of examples, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't need to bore you with that right now. But Saban,
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  Speaker 1: I'll say the chance is five percent. There's a five
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  Speaker 1: percent chance that Nick Saban says I gotta go back.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta save Alabama. I built this thing up, we
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  Speaker 1: can't have it torn down right now. And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: leave TV and I'm gonna go in there. And that's it.
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  Speaker 1: But the legend of Nick Saban, now we we'll have
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  Speaker 1: to get Van the one leg at Bama man on
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  Speaker 1: to go over this. But the legend is so big.
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  Speaker 1: He's become like Elvis in the state of Alabama. Like
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  Speaker 1: there's sightings of Nick Saban and people have said, well,
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  Speaker 1: I saw Sabin, you know so, and so he was
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  Speaker 1: kind of near the campus. You see this was that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Is there some be there and you know someone will say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I saw him at the gas station or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing though about Nick Saban, He's still getting
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  Speaker 1: paid five hundred thousand dollars a year by the university.
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  Speaker 1: They gave him this golden parachute. Or even though he's
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  Speaker 1: no longer coaching, he's like the coach emeritis and they
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  Speaker 1: just gave him five hundred thousand dollars for being a
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  Speaker 1: nice guy, even though I don't think he's that nice
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  Speaker 1: a guy. All right, So final thought, The funniest thing,
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  Speaker 1: by far, the funniest thing I saw from a weekend
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  Speaker 1: watching college football which started on Thursday and we'll continue
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  Speaker 1: until later today, Bill Belichick making his college coaching debut
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  Speaker 1: as North Carolina in Chapel Hill taking on TCU. But
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  Speaker 1: the funniest thing I saw was on the Oregon trail.
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  Speaker 1: So they saw I don't saw the Clipper not or
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  Speaker 1: heard about it. The Oregon Ducks kicked off the twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five season against the Montana State squad, the Bobcats
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  Speaker 1: of Montana State. Now during the pregame festivities, Oregon's mascot,
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  Speaker 1: better known as the Duck, who is Donald Duck of course,
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  Speaker 1: deal with Phil Walt Disney back in the day, and
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  Speaker 1: Walt Disney clearly not thinking that the corporation will be
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  Speaker 1: taken over by corporate weasels and all that, and wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have to make a deal with Oregon. He made a
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  Speaker 1: deal with Oregon, gave them Donald Duck. Famous story. We
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  Speaker 1: all know that. So the mascot came running out prior
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  Speaker 1: to the game pregame, the mascot suffered a Janet Jackson
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  Speaker 1: like wardrobe malfunction. Now he did not show his mascot boobies. However,
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  Speaker 1: the mascot did show the world his human head. What yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the duck's head fell off. That is mascot one, oh, one,
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  Speaker 1: you cannot lose your mascot head. The head came off
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  Speaker 1: the mascot, causing the mascot to immediately run for safe
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  Speaker 1: haven to a safe space inside the tunnel in Eugene, Oregon,
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  Speaker 1: to avoid his face being seen by the cameras in
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  Speaker 1: the crowd. It was a momentary gaff, and the duck
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  Speaker 1: not waddle. It ran. It lost its duck waves. When
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  Speaker 1: it lost its head and ran, it lost its balance.
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  Speaker 1: It tripped the Duck mascot and had the head fall off.
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  Speaker 1: That's some bad velcrow used. You got a velcrow that
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  Speaker 1: head in. Somebody goofed up on the mascot team there
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  Speaker 1: at Oregon. Now the mascot was trying to carry something
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  Speaker 1: out of the field and did not work out so well.
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  Speaker 1: So give me your reaction to the Oregon Duck's mascot
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  Speaker 1: pregame festivities there being beheaded losing its mascot head over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. So this is very relatable content. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: You see these mascots, like in Milwaukee they have the
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  Speaker 1: racing sausages and every so often they'll fall down and trip.
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  Speaker 1: But that's the duck in all of us. What I
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  Speaker 1: saw was very relatable. That's a klutz. The duck is
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  Speaker 1: a c in feathers. That's what I saw there. And
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  Speaker 1: this fiasco immediately gets nomination and has to get an
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  Speaker 1: award from the Mascot Hall of Fame, which is in
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  Speaker 1: the Chicago Land area, but it's just across the border
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  Speaker 1: there in Indiana. Because this is hilarious. I saw the clip.
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  Speaker 1: I got watch it now. Is it as funny as
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  Speaker 1: Rocky the mascot for the Nuggets being raised down to
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  Speaker 1: the court from the rafters there like a Victorian widow.
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  Speaker 1: It just like who had fainted. No, that is not
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  Speaker 1: as good as Rocky the mascot, I would argue, not
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  Speaker 1: as good as Poe the Ravens mascot who was playing.
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  Speaker 1: I think this was a couple of years ago. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't last year. I think it was two years ago,
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  Speaker 1: and blew out the ACL in a halftime bit where
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  Speaker 1: the kids were playing football at halftime and the mascot,
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  Speaker 1: Poe the Ravens mascot, hurt himself trying to win. I
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  Speaker 1: guess a roster battle and all that. But this was
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  Speaker 1: very good. This was also on par with There was
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  Speaker 1: a hockey coach named Craig mctabage McTavish who played a
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  Speaker 1: long time in the NHL. He was coaching, I believe,
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  Speaker 1: the Edmonton Oilers and they were playing the Calgary Flames,
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  Speaker 1: and Calgary has a mascot named Harvey the Hound, and
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  Speaker 1: Harvey the Hound is just a kind of a sad
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  Speaker 1: looking dog with a big red tongue. But Harvey the
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  Speaker 1: Hound lost its tongue because Craig mctaviash ripped the tongue
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  Speaker 1: out of the mascot costume. There it was, Yeah, Harvey
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  Speaker 1: lost his tongue. Very unfortunate. But you're the mascot though,
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  Speaker 1: losing your head. You imagine you're Disneyland and kid wants
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  Speaker 1: to see Mickey Mouse, and Mickey had one too many
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  Speaker 1: beers before going out, and next thing you know, Mickey
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  Speaker 1: ends up, goes tumbling down, and the head goes flying,
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  Speaker 1: the mask goes flying. Oh my god. But that's it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it was really art. It was in many ways.
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  Speaker 1: It was art, right. It was like Shakespeare the foam
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  Speaker 1: costume Shakespeare. If you because one second, one second you're inspired,
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  Speaker 1: You're the beloved mascot of the University of Oregon, right,
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  Speaker 1: all that Nike money, and the next thing you are,
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  Speaker 1: you're Humpty Dumpty. Humpty Dumpty goes tumbling down, down, down.
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  Speaker 1: All the King's horses and all the King's men cannot
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  Speaker 1: put the duck's head back on again. Yeah. It's the
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  Speaker 1: kind of highlight blooper reel that cements your legacy in sports,
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  Speaker 1: almost as good as when mister Met gave the bird.
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  Speaker 1: When mister Met gave the bird, when the Mets were
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  Speaker 1: losing and mister Met gave the bird, the duck waddled
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  Speaker 1: straight into legend. So it was embarrassing, but it made
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  Speaker 1: Later this hour the insant advice line. Now back to
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  Speaker 1: it all, Back to it we go, and we'll pay
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  Speaker 1: off the mallor riddle of today. Guy Fieri's son married
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  Speaker 1: recently the world's number one ranked blank That is the question.
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  Speaker 1: What is the answer? And Ferg Dog says the number
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  Speaker 1: one ranked gamer girl. Good for him, says Ferg Dog.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see here, Page Dan, Uh some food person from
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  Speaker 1: malor prop Guy, I don't know what that was all about.
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  Speaker 1: Guy Fiery's son married the world's number one ranked pickle
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  Speaker 1: eater from o g arc puffet alf the Alien says,
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  Speaker 1: the world's number one ranked drag queen. Uh see here?
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  Speaker 1: Stuck in Sacramento went crackhead the number one ranked crackhead?
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  Speaker 1: Do they rank the crack eggs? Wow? That does not
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  Speaker 1: look good though? Stuck in Sacramento? Wow, that is that
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  Speaker 1: is wild? How the mighty have fallen in that photo?
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? The hawk Tua
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  Speaker 1: from Ozzie Waz that's his guests here, Paige Dan, you
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  Speaker 1: got to give.
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  Speaker 4: Him that hook that night?
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  Speaker 1: Parrito says the number one importer of cucumbers is the answer?
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  Speaker 1: Trucker Joe went hooker, number one hooker. Who else do
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  Speaker 1: we have?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Fat dad E says Guy Fiery's son married the number
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  Speaker 1: one lot lizard. Page down came to read that on
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  Speaker 1: the air. All right, let's see here. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: an answer?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm thinking like the number one massage therapy, number
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  Speaker 5: one ranked massage therapist.
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  Speaker 1: Man, that was so cool. That is incorrect. Guy Fiery's
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  Speaker 1: son married the world's number one ranked pickle ball player.
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  Speaker 2: Is that still a thing?
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  Speaker 1: It's not. It's something old people do. Tara Bernstein tied
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  Speaker 1: the knot with Guy Fieri's kid, Hunter Fieri, in northern California.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. So they didn't get married in Flavortown though.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bad they should have gotten they that's a
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  Speaker 1: bad job by them. Okay, let's go to the phones.
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  Speaker 1: We'll say hello to Whoopy Pie Blair. Hello, Whoopy Pie
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  Speaker 1: Blair from the Great state of Maine. It's been a
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  Speaker 1: while you wait for the holidays to call. You're very
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  Speaker 1: very busy man. You can't call other than holadays.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I am bad.
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  Speaker 7: I'm at my mom's house to myself and I shave
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  Speaker 7: my eyebrows in my head and so she said, that
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  Speaker 7: doesn't look like you look pathetic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you do that?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: I was actually in boxes and TikTok, and somebody told me,
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  Speaker 7: and I told them.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so you were on TikTok and somebody told you.
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  Speaker 7: To shave your Yeah, well I said, you send me
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  Speaker 7: two galaxies, I'll do it, and I freaking did it.
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  Speaker 1: Did they send you the thing?
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  Speaker 7: Layne Blair get it again?
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  Speaker 1: And thinking maybe you shouldn't be on social media player.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking you're easily influenced, Blair. I'm thinking you're easily manipulated.
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  Speaker 5: That's the funnest ones to have on there.
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  Speaker 1: Ben.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, if I just got a thousand followers because I
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  Speaker 7: just go wow, a lot of people women And okay, do.
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  Speaker 1: You follow you follow any ugly women?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, only cute women.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I want to ask you something. Then Dodger is
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  Speaker 7: going to do good when the real series.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't you don't care about that. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: know you don't. You don't watch sports anymore. You don't
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  Speaker 1: watch you don't watch sports, your dude, you don't want you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Blair, You've changed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to bring you.
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  Speaker 7: You've changed my podcasts and we're going to you.
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  Speaker 1: You have changed, Blair. You don't watch sports anymore. You're
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  Speaker 1: just like you're looking at hot chicks on TikTok. That's
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  Speaker 1: all you're doing this. You got to get out there,
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  Speaker 1: live your life a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: I am. I'm working on my podcasts and practicing it.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Are you eating right now? You're on the Why are
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  Speaker 1: you eating? You're on the air.
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  Speaker 5: Sounds like you're eating greens?
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  Speaker 1: Are eating?
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  Speaker 6: I know you're really hot?
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  Speaker 7: Hot peppers?
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  Speaker 1: That are.
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  Speaker 7: The green ones, not the other one.
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  Speaker 1: Bell peppers. Aren't that hot? You're talking about bell peppers?
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  Speaker 6: I think I think they are.
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  Speaker 7: I think I think I think she's on it because
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  Speaker 7: I think she named it if I look at the can.
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  Speaker 1: So so Blair, all right, so okay, so you're just
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  Speaker 1: you're easily influenced. So if I had the wrong word,
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  Speaker 1: Oh did you say something? I don't know, I wasn't.
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  Speaker 6: That's a bad job by you.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bad job. But it's a borst job by you. Blair. Yeah, Blair,
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  Speaker 1: watch your top Serranos.
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  Speaker 6: No, I mean mount all of what the flice?
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  Speaker 7: Pepperoni?
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  Speaker 6: What freak?
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  Speaker 7: And they're hot.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting we're getting the Goofy Blair. This is the
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  Speaker 1: Goofy Blair. Yeah yeah, now blue but Blair Blair in
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  Speaker 1: the Wholiday. But if we do the Malard meet and
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  Speaker 1: greet in Boston. Will you be able to drive down
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  Speaker 1: and see us again? Talk to mom, talk to your mom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking to your mom, and that's not talk
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  Speaker 1: to your mom.
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  Speaker 6: If I get a hotel and.
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  Speaker 1: A hotel.
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  Speaker 6: I'm working?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you are? What do you do? What kind of
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  Speaker 1: work you're doing?
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  Speaker 6: Blair working at Kobe College?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, beautiful Waterville, Maine, working in the dying. Do you
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  Speaker 8: still call the you still call the local You don't
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  Speaker 8: call the local sports radio anymore, do you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: I do call it a big job.
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  Speaker 4: But you're off today.
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  Speaker 1: Because the holiday exactly, this is the real stars are
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  Speaker 1: off today.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's fascinating you. I'm not a real star. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I'm here. That's why I'm here.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're a big legend, that's what you are.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 7: Big.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember there. I mean when I met Blair
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  Speaker 1: Maine at the cask and flagging and you you were
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  Speaker 1: a little traumatized. You were traumatized because there was a
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  Speaker 1: DM DMX.
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  Speaker 6: Get freak out of the way.
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  Speaker 7: Well yeah, walking down the trees, I get them out
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  Speaker 7: of all right.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta never forget that one.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go. Thank you though, all right, go away.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's say hello to strip club John in Cleveland. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: the legends are out on this labor day. Hello strip
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  Speaker 1: club John Man.
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  Speaker 6: I hear you're surrounded by radio honest show girl tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we have a group of a good looking group here,
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  Speaker 1: good looking that what's going on with you, johnspin I
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  Speaker 1: was actually thinking about you. You haven't called in a while.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, well, maybe I haven't called him a while.
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  Speaker 9: I've been busy working, you know, slaving away. That's why
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  Speaker 9: I got labor day off, and I slave away to
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  Speaker 9: the rind. You know, it's like going to a steel
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  Speaker 9: mill every day.
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  Speaker 1: It's very difficult. And we've talked in the past about
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  Speaker 1: you know, things have changed a lot, John. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of women go on the TikTok or whatever. They become
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  Speaker 1: famous in other ways. But there's always enough for the club, right,
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  Speaker 1: you always find enough dance is for the club.
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  Speaker 6: Well yeah, and plus Trump has made it made it tip.
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  Speaker 6: You know there's no taxes on tips.
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  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I didn't know that strippers and are making
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  Speaker 5: much more money now.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea. So okay, I should get I
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  Speaker 1: should get some tips. Why is there someone tip me
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  Speaker 1: if I don't have to pay taxes on tips anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know you are on camera, Ben, I
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  Speaker 1: am my camera. That is correct.
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  Speaker 6: No taxes on tips.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's great, it's wonderful.
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  Speaker 6: So if you want to make five thousand dollars a week,
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  Speaker 6: you tell it's all yours.
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  Speaker 1: Five a week. Oh man, Wow, that's the average, really average?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And uh and where is this club located?
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  Speaker 5: And what hours do I need to be there?
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  Speaker 6: You could drink on the job. You could do it.
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  Speaker 1: You want me sloppy? That's bad. He's just saying you could. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're allowed. You know.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever had any of your strippers try to
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  Speaker 5: light each other on fire? I heard about this one
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  Speaker 5: girl who got attacked with like, yeah, lighter fluid outside
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  Speaker 5: of the stripers.
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  Speaker 1: That's a crime, Lorena, that's yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well they get mad when you make more money than
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  Speaker 5: the popular.
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  Speaker 6: Girls dressing room all the time. Yeah, there's the house
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  Speaker 6: to break up.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of hair pulling and things like that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got see. I don't want to die. That's very competitive.
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  Speaker 1: It's very competitive. I'm guessing it's competitive, right, John, because
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  Speaker 1: there's certain guys that come in there probably have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of more. Yeah, yeah, you call them away. They fight.
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  Speaker 1: They fight over the women, fight over the guys that
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  Speaker 1: are loaded, that don't that give all their money, the
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  Speaker 1: strippers that they're fighting over them. Wow, it's a wild world, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's wild world.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Why is that?
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember? Do you remember what
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  Speaker 6: college played football for?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I remember you had told me. I forget though? Where
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  Speaker 1: do you play? Kent State?
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  Speaker 6: And they they wonder their first game in twenty one games?
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  Speaker 6: O the world the longest losing streak.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations, there you go. How are you going to celebrate?
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  Speaker 1: You called the shop?
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  Speaker 6: I might have to go to the strip?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Ye, No, that's your night off. You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go there on your well maybe you do want to
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  Speaker 1: go there on your night off. And never no, man,
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  Speaker 1: my god, Well congratulations on that. And remember any stories
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  Speaker 1: you have were your spot if you you see, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if something happens, you're like, you got to call us up.
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  Speaker 1: Let us know. I love those stories, all right, buddy.
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  Speaker 6: But you know, no matter what, no matter what happens,
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  Speaker 6: you know, I mean, it's like Venus, you know what happens,
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  Speaker 6: there's state there though you know I got.
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  Speaker 1: To be you know, well you don't have to know. No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to say any names or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: But you know you can just tell us you've told
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  Speaker 1: us things without naming people in the past. Yeah, that's true,
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  Speaker 1: all right, buddy, All right.
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  Speaker 6: Well, no matter what a stripper tells you, there's no
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  Speaker 6: section in the champagne.
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  Speaker 1: Room that never happens. Never, never, No one would ever
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  Speaker 1: hook up in there. That's that's just a false rumor never.
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  Speaker 1: All all, thank you. I gotta go. John's trip flop. John,
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  Speaker 1: our buddy from Cleveland legend has been calling me for
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: many many years. Let's go to Danny. I think this
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: might be Danny DeVito. Is this Danny DeVito in Boston?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Hello Danny? He blew me off. There he is another guy?
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  Speaker 1: Has he called in a long time? Where have you been?
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been for a month. You know, every now
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: and then life happened dead, you know, personal work and wise,
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  Speaker 4: you know on the show now.
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  Speaker 6: For about a year and a half.
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  Speaker 1: Right, has it been that good?
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: I've been doing that.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: So I heard you might be coming down the Boston.
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: Is that official?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not official. This guy named the Leprechaun wants
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: us to come down there. We're still working out the
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: logistics on that, but hopefully we'll be able to get
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: back there and do some meet and greets and hang
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: out with the people.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: We'll meet you is that in Boston? Has that?
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: I heard something like?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: What's well? You, of course, being a garbage man, would
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: know all about garbage, Danny. But well no, there's chatter
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  Speaker 1: of doing one in Boston and then one in Worcester,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: so like to uh, I know, the Rain is excited
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  Speaker 1: about that. The two for one specially excited about that,
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  Speaker 1: very excited about that. Uh, you know, hang out, meet
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: the people and all that, you know, press the flesh
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  Speaker 1: and whatnot. And but nothing's been confirmed yet, but we'll
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  Speaker 1: let you know. We will promote it, Danny. Hopefully life
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  Speaker 1: has calmed down for you and you can call up
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  Speaker 1: more often.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: So I could call it. And what about Benny Versus Penny?
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: NBC whacked Benny Versus the Penny. They whacked that show,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: so that show is now YouTube. We had a soft launch.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: There'll be new episodes low starting this week, So Benny
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Versus the Penny will be a YouTube show for now.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: And there is some chatter about some TV stuff down
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the line, but for now it's on YouTube, so that's
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: where it'll be this season, and a new episode, likely
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: on Thursday, will effort to get that out all the NFL,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: the big games in the NFL, pick every game against
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: the spread. Thank you, Danny the Great Dane.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: And then you got something else going on with your show,
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: right You signed a multi Dale? Is that true?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: The radio? Yeah, the radio show will be here for
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: unless they whack me and then they have to pay me,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: and which I promise you they will not pay me
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: not to do the show. So I will be here
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: till that contracts up. Thank you. All right, go away,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: there's the Danny Devino. We're catching up with Danny just
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: like that. Amazing, amazing. Let's go to Chris, who's in
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: southern California. What's going on? Chris?
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Welcome, Sane, great, thanks, you know. I got a fun
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: riddle for you and then more serious college football quiz.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, fun riddle, fun. Hopefully it's
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: not about Hopefully it's not about UCLA and their pathetic
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: defense and crap, no, no, no.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: No, no, what is the only thing worse than the Dodgers?
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Almost getting swept by the still barely alive Diamondback.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: The only thing worse than the I'm back almost getting
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: their tush kicked all weekend by the Dims, I don't.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Know it is the Podres actually losing two out of
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: three to the Twinsies, who have a worse record, worse
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: record than the West Sacramento as that is pretty embrassing.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: And also the Twins who traded away half their big
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  Speaker 1: league roster, just gave them away at the trade deadline
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: said we're done, We're out.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: So that you know, the pod Pods are done. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: they may make the postseason, but the mean, even if
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: the Dodgers fed backing in.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: The other way, about that, hold off on that, hold
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: off on that, about that, I don't know about that.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: They're down by two and the Dodgers get the tiebreaker,
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: they got to catch.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Up three games Dodgers.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Just so here's my here's my serious question. Were in
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  Speaker 4: college college football?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: So as you as you as you know about one
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  Speaker 4: third of the D one basketball schools don't play college football. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm carrious from your professional perspective, if you think
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  Speaker 4: that that is pretty much the plateau, or if you
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  Speaker 4: think that the ratio is going to get worse in
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  Speaker 4: coming years, so I.
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  Speaker 1: Think it'll probably be about to say, I mean, there'll
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: be a few that will drop because they just don't
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  Speaker 1: want to compete with the NIL. But this is actually
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: an opportunity, I would think, Chris, if you have a
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  Speaker 1: very wealthy booster that wants to put football on the map,
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  Speaker 1: because that's really how you put your school on the map,
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  Speaker 1: and you have deep pockets in theory, if you pay
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  Speaker 1: the players enough. I know they're supposed to put all
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: these regulations in on NIL, but until they put all
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: those things in and they're locked in, you could buy
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  Speaker 1: You could be anywhere and buy players and put a
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  Speaker 1: competitive team, a college football team in a couple of
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  Speaker 1: years on the field. So it shouldn't inspire someone that's
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: got deep pockets to want to do that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you know, you figure, I mean just about
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: there's hardly any Catholic universities in the country that are
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: left play in football. So you know, the folks who
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: make it, you know, into the tournament. Derella is the basketball.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you get your Gonzaga's, Loyola's, you know, my
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Santa Clara guys. Every so often you know, there's you know,
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: there's just now football anymore, the schools. I mean, so
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  Speaker 4: unless you're thinking about starting from scratch again after twenty
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  Speaker 4: five thirty years, I think that's yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well you're well, it is a big minded but it's
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