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- 0:28after a two -day free trial. Yeah, it is is that
- 1:05weird it's still that weird part of the sports
- 1:07calendar where There's still like not a ton going
- 1:12on but it there there is I Don't know. There's
- 1:16just kind of popping up out of nowhere with the
- 1:19with the NHL playoffs and The NBA playoffs I
- 1:22haven't watched a single second of They had the
- 1:27NHL draft lottery today, which we'll talk about
- 1:30Maybe or just a little bit and then uh Actually,
- 1:36I guess that's it so it's really not too much
- 1:38to talk about but I guess but the time between
- 1:40episodes is There's a lot of games Going on in
- 1:45these in these series here. But before we dive
- 1:49in Let's say hi to the gents Chris you seemed
- 1:53confused. How are you? I'm good. Yeah, sorry.
- 1:56There's like a random noise popped up on my computer.
- 1:59I don't really know where it came from, but whatever.
- 2:02Doing good. Yeah, a lot's gone on since we last
- 2:05spoke about ball. NBA playoffs kind of went off
- 2:10the rails a little bit there. Had two blown 3
- 2:14-1 leads, won by the favorite to win the East.
- 2:19That was pretty surprising. Um, NHL playoffs
- 2:21are just always bat shit crazy. Um, had a pretty
- 2:25well, I didn't watch it, but it had a pretty
- 2:27wild Kentucky Derby. Apparently I went back and
- 2:30watched it like a replay of it. Cause it's only
- 2:32like two minutes, but I didn't watch it live,
- 2:35but yeah, it's been pretty wild since we last
- 2:39spoke. So excited to dive into it with the fellas.
- 2:42Sean, how you doing? Oh, can't hear you. Whoops.
- 2:51Sorry, boys. Yeah, doing well. We will dive into
- 2:55all that. Cinco de Mayo. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
- 3:00I tacos sipping on an ice cold modello right
- 3:03now as well. Life's good. Can't wait to talk
- 3:07boy talk sports with the boys. Here we go. Can
- 3:12we can't wait to talk about boys with balls.
- 3:17It's not not too far off. Some horses with balls.
- 3:26Yes. Balls. Okay. All right. Let's stop. Okay,
- 3:30moving on. What we want to talk about first,
- 3:34I didn't watch the Kentucky Derby at all. I heard
- 3:38it might have been crazy about 45 seconds ago.
- 3:43From you. We can do we can do Kentucky to everybody
- 3:47towards the end because I have a Hypothetical
- 3:49question that will that ties into it that I think
- 3:52we better After we talk about sports spoiler
- 3:56alert. Yeah a little tease Okay, I mean let's
- 4:05get the the NHL draft lottery out of the way
- 4:08it'll be kind of a short conversation I imagine
- 4:11but right before We sat down to record the NHL
- 4:16draft lottery happened and Us, you know We're
- 4:21predators fans We uh, we were the 10th worst
- 4:25team. So there was a three and a half percent
- 4:27chance that we would get the first overall pick
- 4:31and uh, I ran I came home I rushed home to turn
- 4:36it on the tv and immediately They just they picked
- 4:40the first The first uh, the first overall pick
- 4:43which ended up going to Toronto seems a little
- 4:46rigged because Toronto moved from five to one.
- 4:51And they're a big ass, a big market team. And
- 4:55so can't help but think there's some collusion.
- 5:00I don't know. It's the first thing I thought.
- 5:05Yeah, when I saw that. I was like, there's no
- 5:09way. Yeah, I think. I think all these like lottery
- 5:14things are rigged to, or not every year, but
- 5:18have been, may not rigged exactly, but there've
- 5:22been some shenanigans. Definitely. There's multiple
- 5:26examples in the NBA. I'm sure there's some in
- 5:28the NHL that I just don't know off the top of
- 5:31my head. But yeah, all this lottery stuff, I'm
- 5:34always sniffing kizzy on it. The one that comes
- 5:40to mind where it's like, really that happened?
- 5:43for the NHL was the bubble year where like one
- 5:47of the teams that got eliminated from the bubble
- 5:50was going to get the first overall pick and they
- 5:53were doing a second draft lottery for those teams.
- 5:58And I was like, there's absolutely no way that
- 6:02this happened. There was like a 1 % chance for
- 6:05that to even occur. And then like the New York
- 6:10Rangers ended up getting the first overall And
- 6:13it was just like this is this is rigged Yeah,
- 6:17yeah, everything was pretty fucked that year
- 6:19But like yeah that the Rangers were in like the
- 6:23the play -in tournament or the for the actual
- 6:27I guess playoffs, but you know for the postseason
- 6:30so but they did end up getting the first overall
- 6:33pick and he is like a middle six player so Oh,
- 6:39well. But, but yeah, I guess, actually, now that
- 6:44I think about it, there's two other instances
- 6:47where the NHL draft lottery seemed rigged. And
- 6:51that was when the Pittsburgh Penguins won both
- 6:57of the lotteries, the first one to get Mario
- 7:00Lemieux, and the second one to get Sidney Crosby,
- 7:03right before that entry draft that that draft
- 7:06lottery. They were like, yeah, we're probably
- 7:10gonna sell the team It's not looking good and
- 7:14it's like then the same exact thing had they
- 7:18won the first overall pick got two generational
- 7:20players and Yeah, now they're not so But I imagine
- 7:26if they suck again They might just sell the team
- 7:30and boom try and do that again Only to win the
- 7:34first overall pick and get a generational player
- 7:37but uh i hope that doesn't happen because i hate
- 7:39them anyway but those are some nhl draft rigged
- 7:46moments um it's pretty good it's pretty good
- 7:50that the penguins didn't move because they were
- 7:53going to be sold to that guy from black the cfo
- 7:56of like blackberry or something oh yeah The team
- 8:04would be doomed. He's gonna move him to some
- 8:06like somewhere weird in Canada Yeah, he was gonna
- 8:10move him to Canada. I think somewhere Windsor
- 8:14Hamilton Ontario Hamilton. Yeah which is like
- 8:18I Mean, I don't know Canadian geography that
- 8:22well, but I can't imagine I Can't name a big
- 8:27city in Canada that that needs a team. I feel
- 8:30like all the kind of the The big teams and really
- 8:34each province are uh They have it. I don't know
- 8:39so Fair point who's to say? but uh No, but I
- 8:45guess yeah, they would probably fail. Um, I don't
- 8:48even know where that is. Anyway, uh Other things
- 8:52of note for the draft lottery the the san jose
- 8:55sharks who were like two spots below us Moved
- 8:59up to the second overall pick they were they
- 9:03were in it like kind of right with us almost
- 9:07kind of made the playoffs and then just it just
- 9:11happened that they they didn't and man that seems
- 9:17a little rigged as well that one's a little more
- 9:21obvious because they've had such high picks over
- 9:24the last few years it's like hey let's give them
- 9:26one more where it's like hey man don't think
- 9:31they need more they're they're kind of like speedrunning
- 9:36this rebuild right now like they they've been
- 9:40bad they're not even bad now yeah and then to
- 9:44get like probably is this named Stenberg yes
- 9:48yeah in the mix it's not good yeah so that sucks
- 9:55and then you know our dearest friend Josh Vancouver
- 9:59Canucks fan moved from One to three in the in
- 10:06the draft lottery, so Sucks what they like far
- 10:11and away the worst team to they spy record They
- 10:16had the best chance to get the first and they
- 10:20dropped down to three Yeah, I think they had
- 10:23like a 20 % chance which is like way more than
- 10:26everyone else And the Leafs had a what percent?
- 10:34Eight. Yeah, shit's rigged. Yeah. So. Hey, that's
- 10:42baseball. But the Preds didn't move up or down.
- 10:47We stayed right at 10. Yeah, that was probably
- 10:50what was going to happen anyway. But, you know,
- 10:54you like you like to have some hope. Well, it's
- 10:57the hope that kills you, but. Really in this
- 10:59point, it's, uh, you know, the hope is like,
- 11:03Hey, this could happen, but isn't that just the
- 11:08preds in a nutshell? Just like, Hey, we could
- 11:11like something could cool, could happen. And
- 11:15then just nothing happens. I think so. I think
- 11:21you might be onto some, at least the last like
- 11:2310 years or so. Yeah. I think. Yeah. We could
- 11:29make the play. We could sign Stephen Stamkos,
- 11:31Brady Shea and Jonathan Martins. So we could
- 11:34make the playoffs. Or or we sign all those guys
- 11:39and we're still ass. We're worse. Yeah, significantly
- 11:44worse. So. But hey. Whatever man. I'm still watch,
- 11:54I guess. I'll be sad about it, though. He'll
- 12:01still get my money. Yeah. Oh, well. Anyway, that's
- 12:08it for the NHL draft lottery talk. I mean, I
- 12:15might do some research when the the draft actually
- 12:17comes and look into who we should take and who
- 12:23we probably will actually be really nice to have
- 12:25a an idea of who the GM is but Let's go ahead.
- 12:31We didn't even talk about though that John Chica
- 12:33is the new GM for the Leafs He's got a pick first
- 12:38overall and he ran the coyotes team into the
- 12:41ground Yeah must be fucking nice It's crazy a
- 12:47team that no longer exists because they were
- 12:51so dysfunctionally ran and then one of the I
- 12:57would say probably Top two most prominent organizations
- 13:01in the sport like you we want you to run our
- 13:07hockey team the guy who Like you just ran the
- 13:12coyotes out of town with him with him Yeah, yeah
- 13:20hockey Twitter has been Hilarious about this
- 13:24hire. I also he was 26 when all that happened
- 13:29Yes, that's like fucking like Ben Wyatt Parks
- 13:32and Rec like ice town Because yeah, I got texted
- 13:38in the group me that I saw on Instagram today
- 13:42that biz was losing his mind over that and I
- 13:44was like I knew I knew he was the coyotes guy
- 13:46but I was like I didn't surprise he's like this
- 13:48pissed off about it and then I heard Whit like
- 13:50mentioned that he was a kid when this happens
- 13:52wait a minute what 26 Yeah, thanks is fucking
- 14:00hates this guy It's pretty hilarious. Yeah, he's
- 14:04like abandoning being a fan This was a fan of
- 14:10any Canadian team I kind of get why he would
- 14:12do that being a Yotes guy I can see why he'd
- 14:16be like, yeah fuck that I'm not doing this like
- 14:19fuck this. Yeah Yeah, he'll be he'll be back
- 14:22around though. Oh, yeah, if they're if they're
- 14:26half if they're half decent, he'll be back He'll
- 14:31switch up real quick. Yeah. Yeah, there's got
- 14:34the number one pick. He'll be back. He might
- 14:35be back in now. I don't know It's it's very funny
- 14:40because like John Shieko was hired yesterday
- 14:43today is Tuesday He was hired yesterday. They
- 14:47put out the show and he was like I'm abandoning
- 14:49the Leafs And then now they got the best gift
- 14:56they could ever receive in this point in time.
- 15:02Here you go. And I don't know if he's back, but
- 15:05it's just kind of hilarious how he denounced
- 15:08them. And then now they're in a pretty good spot.
- 15:15It's going to take a lot to actually get good
- 15:18again. You know, but with John Chica at the helm
- 15:24surely this will work out Anything is possible.
- 15:28Oh shit on a on the chicklets Twitter. It says
- 15:33business he said Fuck the lease. It's fucking
- 15:37rigged. He's not happy about there's a video
- 15:39to go along with this But apparently he's not
- 15:41happy about police getting the first overall.
- 15:44Oh All right. I like that your guns He also reposted
- 15:50a video of conducts fans not only not missing
- 15:54out on the number one, but seeing the Leafs take
- 15:57it and It's just devastation and it's just it's
- 16:03just the most sorrow thing you could say Yeah,
- 16:08that's uh That's a spot I don't want to be in
- 16:12I don't want to be the worst team in the league
- 16:14and then not get the first overall pick that'd
- 16:17be incredibly depressing, but it's a lottery.
- 16:21It's a lottery to, you know, prevent tanking,
- 16:25which is fair, but you know. Yeah, we keep telling
- 16:29ourselves that. They are just kids at the end
- 16:33of the day. Yeah. They're fucking 18. Yeah, that's
- 16:41true. But. That's it for the draft lottery talk
- 16:48moving on let's talk a little bit about the NHL
- 16:52playoffs because that's Really the only other
- 16:56thing I kind of have to talk about actually I
- 16:57do have one more Thing to talk about but that's
- 17:00kind of a minor thing. So I'll cover that at
- 17:02the end. Hopefully I remember it But Round two
- 17:09has begun and on Sunday was game one of the Colorado
- 17:15Minnesota series. Shout out Minnesota. Call like
- 17:19Minnesota. Okay. That just popped into my head.
- 17:22Sorry. Shout out Minnesota. I really wanted them
- 17:28to beat the stars. And they did. And it's like
- 17:31the first time they've been out of the first
- 17:32round in like 11 years. So that's good to see.
- 17:35And I want good things to happen to Billy Garren
- 17:38and Quinn Hughes. Matt Baldy But other than that
- 17:44Game one of Colorado, Minnesota was on Sunday
- 17:47and it ended eight to six I watched the first
- 17:52now six to nine six to nine nice Yeah, I thought
- 17:57it was a six. Yeah nice That's how I remember
- 18:02it because it ended six to nine sex Defiance
- 18:13And then this get the game to started today Started
- 18:18at seven. I threw it on and then we got on like
- 18:21ten minutes later And it was 1 1 and now it's
- 18:242 1 2 1 now. Yeah. Yeah, there's like four minutes
- 18:29left in the first period so Hey, I was thinking
- 18:33I was like, yo, I should be betting these overs
- 18:35then I was like nah Surely these teams will Take
- 18:40what they've learned from game one and perhaps
- 18:41play a little bit more defense This game could
- 18:46also just end up being to one but Yeah But that's
- 18:51hockey, you know So I guess it's too late to
- 18:55say on if I'm if I'm stupid or not for not playing
- 18:58that but uh, you know What I guess we'll just
- 19:01have to wait and see much like everything in
- 19:03my life I don't know if it if it if it ends in
- 19:07like a crazy score again, like six to five. I'm
- 19:11gonna let I'm gonna bet the over on game three.
- 19:13Just got it. Yeah. Yeah. One is a fluke to is
- 19:19a coincidence. Three. We'll see. It is a trend
- 19:26shout out trends. But uh, but yeah, other than
- 19:30that, uh, actually I didn't see the score of
- 19:33the Carolina Philly game last night three to
- 19:36two Carolina won it over time. Okay Philly went
- 19:40out to nothing real quick in the first period
- 19:43and didn't really do much else the rest of the
- 19:46game obviously in the score goal, but I mean
- 19:49they I think they scored on back -to -back power
- 19:52plays which they're a shit ton of penalties calling
- 19:54that game. It's kind of pissing off but um It's
- 19:57going back to back power plays and then I don't
- 19:59think they got a shot on goal on a power play
- 20:02for the rest of the game It was definitely for
- 20:05quite a while Yeah Well Hey, I really wanted
- 20:12to see the Flyers pull out another one, but I
- 20:17Don't know if I if I said it in the the last
- 20:19week or two, but I think this this could be Carolina's
- 20:22year With like all the heavy hitters out of the
- 20:25east At this point, like no Florida to beat him
- 20:30again. Yeah. Tampa got knocked out by. Yeah.
- 20:36Shout out the Habs. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out the
- 20:39Habs. What a greasy game. That was awesome. Winning
- 20:42a game seven with only nine shots on goal. That's
- 20:46insane. They didn't have a whole shot for the
- 20:49whole second period. That's insane. Crazy. I
- 20:53think God was on their side. Yeah, that I mean
- 20:56the game -winning goal was like a backhand like
- 20:58off the guys off Vasilevsky's back Yeah, the
- 21:02game six over time was just like yeah, you deserve
- 21:06you deserve this games God was looking down on
- 21:10him. Yeah, so That team is very fun to watch.
- 21:16Yes, I would agree and Buffalo Dude, yeah, was
- 21:25so happy was so happy that they they won that
- 21:29series. Dude, a Buffalo Canadian series. That
- 21:37that's going to be kind of nasty because like
- 21:39those those cities are so close together. That's
- 21:43going to be kind of nasty. Those things are going
- 21:46to be rocking. Yeah, Montreal's last series was
- 21:49nasty for kind of like out of nowhere like this
- 21:52one. This one has like every reason to be nasty.
- 21:56This might be the the series to keep your eye
- 22:00on. Yeah, they play tomorrow than the Ducks.
- 22:05Golden Knights play tomorrow. And I think who
- 22:08who hasn't played that? I'll be everyone by then.
- 22:11The fucking Ducks Knights game last night. Was
- 22:16that was that Goldoff's do y 'all see that? I
- 22:18didn't watch Okay, it's like it was tied clip
- 22:22It was tied 1 -1 and then Vegas tied it up with
- 22:26like four and a half minutes or They went ahead
- 22:29with like four and a half minutes left, but that
- 22:31guy was super offsides and they didn't call it
- 22:35He wasn't offsides. It was icing Was it icing?
- 22:39Yeah, I thought it was always barbyshev dumped
- 22:41it in like pretty clearly before the red line
- 22:45and like it looked like they were about to call
- 22:50icing but then they didn't and Anaheim got there
- 22:55first and and then they the Vegas stole it did
- 23:01a cross ice pass one time or one touch into the
- 23:05net and I saw that uh Quenville was like had
- 23:12his wires crossed Yes. Joey Q was not okay. It
- 23:18was, uh, it was irate. Oh yeah. That old man
- 23:23rage. That was like some, some torts level rage
- 23:28beyond. Yeah. And it's very ironic, but he was
- 23:32fucking pissed. Um, I wanted to be real quick
- 23:39before we get off that game. Do we have any thoughts
- 23:41on ducks plus one 34? And tomorrow night in this
- 23:45tomorrow still in Vegas. Yeah. Because I was
- 23:52seeing a lot of people on hockey Twitter is being
- 23:54like Vegas isn't that's good like they're going
- 23:56to like trip up eventually and I know Anna both
- 23:58pretty big upset in the first round, but yeah,
- 24:01I mean. I think I don't. Good, I think if Anaheim.
- 24:10Has a prayer in this series, they need to win.
- 24:13The next game. So I think, I think it's good.
- 24:19All right. I might play that check the Twitter,
- 24:23but yeah, I might play that. They're also fast
- 24:25young team. Yeah. They can, they can go also
- 24:29might take Sabres minus one 28 just for vibes.
- 24:35That'd be sick. Yeah. Um, man, it's like, I want
- 24:41the Sabres. To go as far as they as they can
- 24:45but I Don't I think I seriously think that this
- 24:49might be Carolina's year to win the cup because
- 24:52when I look at the The West as well. It's like
- 24:55Vegas is not as good this year I mean Call it
- 25:02if I see this as like a Colorado Carolina final
- 25:08and like If Colorado is playing like they are
- 25:15in this in this fucking Series they're in right
- 25:20now where it's just goals after goals after goals
- 25:23then like I that it's not gonna it's not gonna
- 25:26work out for them because Colorado because because
- 25:30Carolina is Such a defensive minded team and
- 25:35it's like they essentially play like man -to
- 25:37-man like in the defensive zone like it works
- 25:41out pretty well for him most of the time I mean
- 25:44they've been to the conference finals for the
- 25:45last like 34 years which is kind of wild when
- 25:49you think about it but but yeah um and like I
- 25:54don't think I don't think Colorado is as physical
- 25:57as they have been in years past and like I think
- 26:00they're starting to get kind of injured uh so
- 26:04hey could be uh could be the year for Carolina
- 26:10Which does act mostly I just don't know if like
- 26:15the Knights are actually like as good as They
- 26:19see that's the thing about the pick about the
- 26:23ducks pick because like that Utah series it got
- 26:27Pretty close like it was tied to two and at one
- 26:31point. I think Utah was up to one I Think I don't
- 26:36remember exactly but yeah, I think Think Utah
- 26:39was up to one and then like they won three games
- 26:42in a row, but it was like I Think they went to
- 26:46overtime with the mammoth like three times or
- 26:49two times or something. I Don't know but it's
- 26:55that's the thing about the Golden Knights is
- 26:57just like you think they're good because You
- 27:01know, they're they're around you hear about them
- 27:04all the time But Are they really that good? I
- 27:09don't know. Yeah. And it's also hard to tell
- 27:12because torts came in like with six games left
- 27:17in the in the regular season and they won all
- 27:20those games. But yeah, they went like nine and
- 27:24one or something when he was behind the bench.
- 27:27Yeah. And so like it's like they won all the
- 27:29games. So it's I don't know. But it's still like
- 27:34not a very big sample size of is this team actually
- 27:39good so but uh man i don't think the ducks will
- 27:45win the series but i think i think they could
- 27:49win tomorrow night like their their goalie dostal
- 27:53he's really good he like uh i think he was the
- 27:58uh the czech goalie in the olympics i think you're
- 28:01right did they get Bronze no Finland got bronze.
- 28:06I Don't know. Let's just think they might have
- 28:09been fighting for bronze. Yes. I think that played
- 28:11Finland for bronze That's probably correct. I
- 28:16don't know not gonna fact -check anyway Rather
- 28:22than that man like Really want to see Philly
- 28:30went pull out one at least one of these games
- 28:33when they're at home uh because like that atmosphere
- 28:37is is crazy um same with the canadians like like
- 28:42i've watched like this is like a bunch of those
- 28:44games in that first round series and like it
- 28:47is like you know the mecca of hockey like the
- 28:51bell center in montreal and so like the fans
- 28:54are fucking crazy and it's like there's not there's
- 28:57not a visiting fan in sight at least that i could
- 29:00see It was just everyone is wearing a jersey
- 29:03literally everyone Which is cool the atmosphere
- 29:08very cool But yes, that's kind of all I got do
- 29:15we have anything else on hockey I Don't think
- 29:20so I don't at least You have nothing comes to
- 29:25mind okay, well then let's move on You know what?
- 29:34I'll make this a quick one. So the one thing
- 29:35I wanted to say before before we Move on. Did
- 29:41you guys have you guys been hearing anything
- 29:42about this ref thing in the NFL? There might
- 29:46be a strike. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Damn it. No, I did
- 29:50not. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, they're like already
- 29:54looking into like replacements because they think
- 29:56it's gonna get bad again. Yeah, I was talking
- 30:01with it talking with a buddy at work about it
- 30:04I was he was like you don't know this is going
- 30:05on and I'm like no and I was on my way to work
- 30:08and I saw the ESPN notification that they are
- 30:11like working towards a new CBA or something and
- 30:16it's like the guy was I was talking with was
- 30:18like yeah, so like they can bring in replacement
- 30:22reps or refs from the college level, but the
- 30:27way that their union works versus the NFL's ref
- 30:32union. They don't. They don't. It doesn't look
- 30:36good if they go from college to the NFL. And
- 30:40so they're not going to pick those. They're basically
- 30:43going to pick like, high school football coaches.
- 30:47Yeah, it's kind of the way it was last time.
- 30:51The last time was I think it was like 2010 or
- 30:5511. It was around then. It was atrocious. Yeah.
- 31:03And it was like, I mean, even at that age, I
- 31:05watched a lot of college football and it was
- 31:07like, these guys don't look like they've watched
- 31:09football before with like some of these calls.
- 31:12It's like, I get if you're like nervous pissing
- 31:14down your leg, but like you'd think maybe after
- 31:15like week two or something, you kind of get your
- 31:17legs under you. It just got worse and it just
- 31:20looked like they had no idea what the sport was.
- 31:23It looked like they were soccer refs, honestly.
- 31:27It was it was real bad. But I mean, honestly,
- 31:31good for the NFL refs. I'm pretty sure they're
- 31:33the only like ref group, whatever you want to
- 31:37call it, of the four major sport leagues who
- 31:39aren't full time employees. So, yeah, I didn't
- 31:44know that. Yeah, that's and I get like you are
- 31:47calling like the least amount of games, but it's
- 31:50also. The richest league like get over yourself,
- 31:55pay these guys. It's a two billion dollar industry.
- 31:58Yeah. Hey, like, figure it out. Pay these guys.
- 32:02We've seen what happens when they don't get paid.
- 32:05It's bad. Yeah. And you know what? I don't really
- 32:08hate if refs are going to get paid because like
- 32:11they take a lot of shit. You just take a lot
- 32:14of shit. Yes. I mean, yeah, it's it made me feel
- 32:19better yelling at a ref if I knew he was getting
- 32:21paid well. yeah like these guys are like attorneys
- 32:24in the offseason and shit like like they're not
- 32:26they're not like just it's crazy so honestly
- 32:30good on them uh but please let's get this resolved
- 32:33before the season starts yeah it's uh it's really
- 32:40weird when it's like yeah like the first overall
- 32:43pick it's like 58 million dollars and it's like
- 32:46he hasn't he hasn't played a down of nfl football
- 32:49yet uh We don't know if he's gonna be worth that
- 32:53but this is the way the league works now and
- 32:55it's like Bro, you can't float this guy like
- 32:58a hundred K. Yeah, and the NFL refs are having
- 33:01to fill out 1099 Like a hundred K's that that's
- 33:08that's nothing that's chump change Look up at
- 33:12the average NFL refs. To you? Well average NFL
- 33:16ref is paid $205 ,000 to $250 ,000 per season.
- 33:22All right. Okay. I'm completely reversing my
- 33:25stance. They are fine. They are fine. They're
- 33:28fine. They're just a bunch of bitches. Keep the
- 33:31same pay, but like make them full time or something.
- 33:34Just give them health insurance or whatever the
- 33:36fuck they want. Give them benefits. Just a pension.
- 33:39I don't know. I don't know how this works, but
- 33:42fuck that. That's fucking insane. Yeah. But also
- 33:47like, yeah. $200 ,000. In addition for playoff
- 33:52in Super Bowl appearance, you can get a $30 ,000
- 33:55to $50 ,000 bonus. All right. I'm just being
- 34:01a bunch of bitches. I'm done. I'm done. Fuck
- 34:06these guys now. I mean, shit. Sign whatever you
- 34:12need to, but you're getting paid enough. Sorry.
- 34:18Yeah. I guess I should have looked that up before
- 34:20talking about this. I figured they made it. I've
- 34:24seen it going on, but like I never thought to
- 34:26look up their actual salary. Yeah. I figured
- 34:28they made a decent chunk of change. I didn't
- 34:30know this was happening, but I figured they made
- 34:33a decent amount of money because they're on national
- 34:35television every week, but I honestly thought
- 34:38it'd be like a hundred thousand, not double that.
- 34:43As did I. Let's see. NFL Referees Association
- 34:48schedules vote to verify new CBA with NFL. So
- 34:52the vote is scheduled. So we're on the way. Okay.
- 34:57Hopefully. When is that scheduled for, does it
- 35:00say? Let me click into it. Okay. Well, if it's,
- 35:05if you actually have to read something, no way.
- 35:08Thursday night. Okay, cool. Stay tuned. Tune
- 35:13in next week. They should make that they should
- 35:16put that on television. Emergency podcast. Ref
- 35:22Union or whatever. We'll be dropping an episode
- 35:30on Saturday, not Thursday. Two episodes this
- 35:33week. No, we're not we're not gonna do that.
- 35:38We'll wait till next week All right moving on
- 35:41from the the ref talk for the NFL time to touch
- 35:47on the NBA News out of you know the playoffs
- 35:54the Celtics Blew a 3 -1 lead Hilarious you hate
- 36:01to see it hate to see it so tragic And who was
- 36:07the other one that blew the magic? Who are the
- 36:15magic? God, they haven't been watching. I barely
- 36:20watch. But the magic are not a good basketball
- 36:26team. And I messaged our friend Bobby and a group
- 36:29me who is like an actual NBA fan. I said, I have
- 36:33two questions. How in the hell did the Pistons
- 36:36get the one seed? Two. How in the hell did they
- 36:39give up a 3 -1 lead to this godawful thing? The
- 36:42Pistons, I mean, they looked like shit the first
- 36:44four games of the series. The Magic are just
- 36:48bad. Game six, they scored 19 total second half
- 36:53points. They scored 11 in the third quarter,
- 36:56eight in the fourth in an elimination game. I
- 36:59believe it was at home. Don't quote me on that,
- 37:01but either way. 19 points in an elimination game,
- 37:05where they could have advanced to the second
- 37:08round for the first time in quite a while. Instead,
- 37:12they choke. They choke again. They fired their
- 37:15coach right after. Has the Hawks coach been fired
- 37:20yet? Uh, I don't think so. He should be. Yeah,
- 37:27that was, I mean, they had no business really
- 37:30being in that series, but to lose by. 60 or whatever
- 37:33the hell it is. That's game six. That game six.
- 37:40That was bad. At one point, it was like a 40
- 37:45something to like 15 run. They didn't they score
- 37:52like nine in like the second half or like 19
- 37:56or something? It was something super low, like.
- 38:02I think it was, hold on, what day was that after
- 38:05school? It was Thursday. Thursday. I believe.
- 38:11Pull up the books. They scored second if they
- 38:15scored all right, because I mean the Magic or
- 38:17the Knicks were just playing their backups. They
- 38:19scored 15 first quarter. They were down 40 to
- 38:2215 after the first quarter. They were down 83
- 38:26to 36 at halftime. I saw, um, I didn't watch
- 38:32the game, but I did see like at one point the
- 38:36Hawks were up like nine to eight. And there was
- 38:38this graphic that showed it was like nine, no
- 38:41run. It was like, Oh no, that's what I was having
- 38:47that one. Like the next one, like legion, like
- 38:49a 40 something to 15 run in the half. To be honest,
- 39:00I was a little surprised I don't follow the NBA
- 39:06but to me as someone who doesn't follow the NBA
- 39:11to see that like the magic who like played in
- 39:14this like play -in tournament got in and then
- 39:20round one they go up 3 -1 Against the the one
- 39:24seed and it's like he's been the coach has been
- 39:27fired. I was like what? That's crazy He made
- 39:32it all the way here and like got kind of close.
- 39:34He blew it But he got yeah, I saw he there's
- 39:40like the third time. He's gone out in the first
- 39:41round So maybe they're just like hey, we gotta
- 39:43get someone who can take us there but also like
- 39:45and this is a very loser mentality to have for
- 39:48the actual organization, but you're the Orlando
- 39:50magic Yes, sometimes like I know you want to
- 39:55break through and like obviously like if you
- 39:57think you can go get your guy but like I don't
- 40:00know. This was, I mean, you had them on the road.
- 40:04Like, yeah, you choked, but you had the one seat
- 40:06on the ropes. I feel like maybe that's worth
- 40:08another year. That's that. That was my thought.
- 40:12But I mean, if that is all true, then it's like,
- 40:17yeah, okay. He did blow it. And sometimes with
- 40:21these small market teams, it is better to just
- 40:23kind of cut your losses. Yeah. But I was still
- 40:27pretty surprised when he. When they canned them
- 40:29like the day the next day. Yeah. But I mean,
- 40:35I also did see that like. They missed like 26
- 40:40shots in a row. Yeah, that was game 6 when they
- 40:43scored game 619, whatever it was second half
- 40:46points. Yeah. No, the magic. Yeah, yeah, they
- 40:52that was game 6. They scored. Yeah, they scored
- 40:5619 second half points in game six when they could
- 41:00have won the series. Shit. Maybe that's what
- 41:04I was thinking of instead of the Hawks, because
- 41:06I thought that happened to the Hawks, and that's
- 41:08why they got their ass beat. But. OK, hmm. Maybe
- 41:16this guy did deserve to be fired. I mean, I'm
- 41:21not saying he was like. a good coach or anything
- 41:23I just thought maybe like for an eight seed having
- 41:27the one seed on the ropes like that is worth
- 41:29a year and if you suck next year or if you lose
- 41:32in the first round again yeah gone though but
- 41:34I don't know yeah maybe that's why I'm not an
- 41:37NBA GM maybe that's it that's that's the reason
- 41:42that's the reason it's gotta be it I mean it
- 41:46does truly show you that the the playing tournament
- 41:49means jack shit to like You know your owners
- 41:53and yeah, yeah doesn't mean anything Let's see
- 42:04so the series that are going on right now the
- 42:07NBA are the the T wolves and the Spurs Temple
- 42:13wolves won game one by two points There's that
- 42:21I don't don't the Timberwolves have someone that's
- 42:23like hurt right now. Anthony Edwards. Oh, that's
- 42:27that's really bad. They beat the Nuggets without
- 42:30them. I don't think he played the last two games.
- 42:33I didn't watch much of that series because the
- 42:35games are always on super late. But I know he
- 42:38didn't play games that like the Timberwolves
- 42:40are down like the three best players in game
- 42:42seven and they beat and they beat the Nuggets.
- 42:46Damn. That's pretty important. Oh, well. Oh,
- 42:52no, and played game one. I didn't I didn't get
- 42:57a chance to watch it. Twenty five minutes, 18
- 42:59points, three rebounds, three. OK, so he was
- 43:04he was out there. It was respectful. Yeah, yeah.
- 43:08Then the 70s. I don't know much, but I know Anthony
- 43:11Edwards is good. Yes, he talks a lot of shit.
- 43:16Yes. Kind of like that guy. Yeah, he's he's he's
- 43:22like evil in that Adam Sandler movie Whatever
- 43:29the bat whatever the basketball one is called
- 43:31yeah, oh man, I forgot it was called to I've
- 43:35never seen it It's actually pretty good. It looks
- 43:39pretty decent. I've just never gotten around
- 43:42to it It's kind of like Adam Sandler's love letter
- 43:44to basketball And that like very brief window
- 43:47of time where he was I'm gonna make serious movies
- 43:52Guess what? They're all pretty good. Oh, yeah.
- 43:56It's just like for that like few years he had
- 44:00gemstones that one and he has something else.
- 44:04I don't know. I don't know. Happy Gilmore 2 was
- 44:09was better than I thought it would be. It's ridiculous,
- 44:14but it's great. It was. Yeah, I guess it was
- 44:17better than I thought. The bar was incredibly
- 44:18low. So I was like, if I can just be mildly entertained
- 44:22throughout. Good job. I was the only thing it's
- 44:26like it's so long. It's like two hours long.
- 44:30You got to fit all those cameos in. It's crazy.
- 44:34Travis Kelsey didn't need to be in that movie.
- 44:36No, no, he would. That was the only scene where
- 44:39I was like, what the fuck? Like the other ones
- 44:41were like ridiculous. But I was like, this sucks.
- 44:43This is like, not funny. and like stupid like
- 44:47if you're like stupid and like like I said mildly
- 44:50entertaining I was like okay but the rest that
- 44:53scene I was like shut the fuck up Travis Kelsey
- 44:56I was also like you're not very good at this
- 44:59no like your character is a dick and you're a
- 45:03bad actor get off my screen the caddy needed
- 45:07a an origin story he did like but he didn't yeah
- 45:12I guess but like it could have been done in like
- 45:15a 90 seconds. He needed to go to his happy place.
- 45:19Also, all the golfers Kelsey was eaten by a bear.
- 45:21That was a good part of the movie. All those
- 45:24golfers. And before we get off this, all those
- 45:28golfers in that scene were terrible actors to
- 45:30everybody in that scene was a bad, very bad,
- 45:34very, very bad, but they they were paying respect
- 45:36to the game. And I do respect that. Yeah. Yeah.
- 45:39And I get it. But he's a bad bunny who's far
- 45:40and away the best actor and he can't even speak
- 45:42English. Yes. I know, I know, I'm just joking.
- 45:50I can't understand what he's saying on my screen.
- 45:53I do agree. I wonder what Kid Rock's show is
- 45:55like. That bunny was pretty great. Getting out
- 46:00of the Happy Gilmore 2 action, staying within
- 46:04the actor range, also NBA. The Met Gala was last
- 46:09night. I don't know if you guys knew that. But
- 46:12Timothy Chalamet skipped the Met Gala. to see
- 46:15the Knicks play court. So you got to respect
- 46:19that as high as like as high as like Chalamet
- 46:23is on like the social economic ladder. You got
- 46:27to respect that. He just loves ball. Yeah, I
- 46:31did see a lot of people were on NBA Twitter kind
- 46:34of coming out. So it was like, why is this guy
- 46:36the fucking like super fan? He goes to like three
- 46:38games a year, like blah, blah, blah. And I think
- 46:41he was he must have seen Isaac. You know what?
- 46:43I'm not dressing up like whatever the hell the
- 46:46theme was this year. He's like, I'm going to
- 46:48watch some ball. I respect that because Ben Stiller
- 46:50didn't do that. Yeah. He went to some dance or
- 46:56whatever. I don't know what the Met Gala is,
- 46:58if I'm being perfectly honest, but I do not know
- 47:02what it's for. I just know that a bunch of famous
- 47:06people go. I think it's like a charity thing
- 47:08actually. Um, I think to like go, you have to
- 47:13like pay something and. It's like, you know,
- 47:17what do they want to do? Is just like throw like
- 47:19a hundred million dollar party anyways, like,
- 47:22what are they? What are they like, contribute?
- 47:24What what charity are they contributing to? I
- 47:26don't know, like a hundred million dollar party.
- 47:29I don't know, bro. I just I just I think it's
- 47:32a charity thing. I heard that one time. Also,
- 47:37like Timothy shallow may go to may go to like
- 47:40three Knicks games. Well, guess what he's He's
- 47:42fucking grinding. He's working 362 days a year
- 47:46on movies. He goes to the Knicks games when he
- 47:49can. Hey, I wasn't talking shit. I just saw people
- 47:52getting a little tired of them. Well, NBA Twitter
- 47:56is also just the worst. So it is the worst, but
- 48:00it was right off to to shallow. Hey. Oh, we're
- 48:06back on. It's like, who would you rather see
- 48:11at the Knicks game? Spike Lee again? Or Timothee
- 48:17Chalamet? Who's like really fucking into this
- 48:20game? Chalamet. Chalamet. Like no contest. Tracy
- 48:26Morgan was at, I think it was game one of the
- 48:31last, no, it was game seven or six. It was Tracy
- 48:37Morgan and Tina Fey were sitting next to each
- 48:39other and Twitter had a fun day with that. That's
- 48:43pretty cool. I like that. I'm going to make that
- 48:47basketball. That's my Tracy Morgan impression.
- 48:55Spot on. It was like, I'm not saying that's bad
- 49:02impression. Pretty good. That is something that
- 49:12he would say definitely So anyway, the Knicks
- 49:17did beat the the 76ers I mean, I really don't
- 49:22see the Sixers moving on past this round then
- 49:26On the West it's Cavs and Pistons versus the
- 49:30Lakers and Thunder and both of those games are
- 49:33playing right now And there's five minutes left
- 49:35in the Cavs Pistons. Pistons are up 93 to 90.
- 49:40Oh, I got the Cavs to win that series. Hey, also,
- 49:46but the Lakers plus 15 and a half. So it was
- 49:51like the second largest spread like for an NBA
- 49:55second round game in like 20 something years.
- 49:59So I was like, yeah, I got to hop on that. Going
- 50:03back to like round one. I have seen that LeBron
- 50:08James may be him again Yeah, I was unfamiliar
- 50:16until like earlier this week Yeah, oh shit. He
- 50:22did all of that like by himself At 41 years old
- 50:27Reeves played the last two which they lost one
- 50:30of those and then um yeah luca just has a boo
- 50:34-boo and it's just nobody knows if he's even
- 50:37like alive so i keep hearing like oh yeah he'll
- 50:40be back and like a certain amount like he'll
- 50:42be reevaluated at this date and that day will
- 50:45come i was like now bad check back in a week
- 50:48so i was like is he okay we need to be concerned
- 50:54are they concealing his death from us i don't
- 50:56know if he doesn't play I don't even know if
- 50:59he's gonna play game two, or game two of this.
- 51:02I assume he's not playing right now. I don't
- 51:04have it in front of me. But if he doesn't play
- 51:07game two, I think people will be like, what the
- 51:09fuck are you even doing, man? Yeah, this is kind
- 51:13of a really good shot at winning a chip. I mean,
- 51:21they need all hands on deck against OKC, but
- 51:24yeah, like 41 year old LeBron just dragging this
- 51:27team. to beat the Rockets. Pretty damn good.
- 51:34That's like that. I don't much care for LeBron.
- 51:37I mean, I'm not actually he's corny. I'm not
- 51:39like hitting on the player. That's pretty fucking
- 51:42impressive. Yes. LeBron James known the. Timothy
- 51:50Neutron. That was pretty corny. I appreciated
- 51:58the effort, though. Yeah, I was like, all right,
- 52:02this. All right. That's good. I was trying really
- 52:04hard to get a cheap laugh. I might have blew
- 52:08it. You earned my respect instead. Well, respect
- 52:13doesn't pay the bills. Anyway. I mean, I guess
- 52:17that's all I got really. I don't really watch
- 52:21the NBA. So just I saw about the Sixers Celtics,
- 52:27I heard a stat where like the Sixers had won
- 52:30three playoff games in Boston before the series
- 52:33in the last like 40 years or something like that.
- 52:37They won three in 12 days to open the series.
- 52:41Whoa. Yeah. Damn. Well, good for them. Very.
- 52:51Yeah. Was Tatum out? He didn't play Game 7. Yeah,
- 52:56he played Game 7 when he was out. Hate to see
- 53:00it. Yeah, and I wanted to shit on it, but then
- 53:02it was like, he did come back in like almost
- 53:05record time from a torn Achilles. So I was like,
- 53:08if you even think that could happen again, you
- 53:12should probably set it out. Because like, I mean,
- 53:15if you tear it, if you tear it again, I mean,
- 53:19you might be done. So I don't know, but. That
- 53:23was like the only Well, then suck it up But yeah,
- 53:29that was I really wanted to shoot on that but
- 53:31then I was like I kind of get it but also It
- 53:37didn't do good for the narrative of narrative
- 53:39of NBA players or paper tissue paper tissue soft,
- 53:43but I Didn't hate that him sitting out as much
- 53:47as others Kevin Durant Yeah, but he's just a
- 53:55pussy Not unless you find one of his burner accounts
- 54:00Just tweet from your main account like a man
- 54:04like Everyone you have to know like you the team
- 54:08your teammates have to know you hate them If
- 54:11you're just this open about it on on your burners
- 54:14like they have to have some sort of inkling They're
- 54:16like, hey, maybe this guy doesn't like me that
- 54:18much. She's fucking be a locker room cancer.
- 54:21Who cares? Just be in your role. I mean, that's
- 54:26what Kyrie did for the longest time. It's like,
- 54:29yeah, you hate him, but at least he owns it.
- 54:33Yeah. Yeah, no, no weird guy. Slash locker room
- 54:40cancer and. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, he was
- 54:43like, I'm me. Yeah, he owned it. At least Kevin
- 54:46Durant's asshole, but he like hides behind like
- 54:49hides on burns. It's so funny. Pussy. All right.
- 55:01Well. Oh, shit, that's all I got for basketball.
- 55:06Chris, do we want to go into your one thing about
- 55:08the Derby? Oh, yeah. OK. Well, first of all,
- 55:11shout to I think the horse's name was Golden
- 55:13Tempo. Was like dead last coming around the final
- 55:18stretch of the Kentucky Derby and one insane.
- 55:22Um, but I did see the video. No, I'll send it.
- 55:27I'll send it. It's very cool. See, this is explained.
- 55:33Go on, Chris. But this, I, this, this brought
- 55:35an excellent, um, hypothetical that came on across
- 55:39my desk, um, from the Twitter feed of the Dan
- 55:42Patrick show. This was, it was, um, this is more
- 55:47of a question for Sean because I think me and
- 55:48Will are closer to. it wouldn't impact our lives
- 55:51as much. Would you take being the height of an
- 55:56average jockey for the net worth of a triple,
- 56:00a triple crown winning jockey? So I looked it
- 56:04up. The last, there's only been, I think there's
- 56:08been four or five triple crown winners. There's
- 56:10only been two in the last, like I think one was
- 56:132017. The other one was 2014. Before that was
- 56:15like back in the seventies. So kind of their
- 56:18net worth. for today's money was not as much.
- 56:21But the last one, Mike Smith's net worth is $10
- 56:24million. The one before that, Victor Espinosa,
- 56:28net worth $8 million. The average height of a
- 56:31jockey is about 5 '2 to 5 '3, I believe. Sean,
- 56:39well done. That's worth 6 '1. Would you be 5
- 56:43'2, but also be worth $10 million? Question for
- 56:48Will as well, but I felt like Sean was more...
- 56:51Because he was taller than us? Yes. I mean, if
- 56:58I don't take $10 million, I don't care about
- 57:01my family. Like, that's just kind of the way
- 57:04it is. I mean, but being 5 '2", that stinks.
- 57:14But that's enough guy like to like fuck off for
- 57:17the rest of your life. Yeah, I know and if you
- 57:19plan it well then like your whole Maybe not your
- 57:24whole lineage, but at least I understand I understand
- 57:27the the magnitude of the wealth It's just do
- 57:32I want to be five to walking like Smith is five
- 57:36three Victor Espinosa is five two. Yeah and like
- 57:40Nobody in the you'd be a fucking legend in the
- 57:44horse racing circuit. I mean, if you're just
- 57:48going to get like coffee or something, nobody's
- 57:51going to know who you are. That's true. No, it's
- 57:55gonna be like, hey, they will be like, look at
- 57:58that short guy. Yeah, that's what I was gonna
- 58:00say. No one's gonna say, hey, look at that really
- 58:02short guy. But he's also a legend and is worth
- 58:0610 ish millions of dollars. They're going to
- 58:08say, Hey, look at that short guy in most everyday
- 58:13life. That's what you're going to get. I mean,
- 58:16that guy's really short. All right. I had to
- 58:22like, put this in perspective. I had to just
- 58:25type in how tall Danny DeVito is. He's four 10.
- 58:31So to be a little taller than Danny DeVito. It's
- 58:39not bad. You take it. I mean, yeah, obviously,
- 58:43like it's $10 million. But like, I'm just, I'm
- 58:48like, I can't imagine being that short. Have
- 58:51you ever seen those videos of like, people that
- 58:55do like a POV of like their perspective. And
- 58:58it's like a short girl that's like five one.
- 59:02And it's just like, Like, like things are like
- 59:06barely off the floor. It looks like it's just
- 59:09like, I don't know if I could like perceive the
- 59:14world that way. I've been this, this high for
- 59:17so long. Just walks on stack and walk on stacks
- 59:22of your money. That is true. Like stilts. Yeah.
- 59:32Am I allowed to wear lifts and shoes to make
- 59:36me feel a little bit better? That could be like
- 59:37the Seinfeld episode that could be frowned upon
- 59:39in that community. It could be, but I'm technically
- 59:43not a little person. I'm a regular person. No,
- 59:46but you're still lying about yourself and in
- 59:50a community where being short is like the norm.
- 59:56Okay. It's always not the same, but I would say
- 59:59it's, if something like that, If you were a jockey
- 1:00:02who pulled that and other jockeys got like, hey,
- 1:00:06who the fuck does this guy think he is? I would
- 1:00:08kind of be on their side. Yeah, you would be
- 1:00:12well known and well respected in the equestrian
- 1:00:15circles. Oh, you'd be a legend. Yeah, I don't
- 1:00:20really care. But that's like your job. Like if
- 1:00:23you're a jockey, that's like your that's your
- 1:00:25world. Yeah, I guess it's hard. to like think
- 1:00:31that I like grew up riding horses when I absolutely
- 1:00:35did not. So it's hard to like put in his perspective,
- 1:00:37I guess, but I think I rode a horse like maybe
- 1:00:42once. You don't have to put yourself like his
- 1:00:46mind on a day to day. Just once you take $10
- 1:00:48million in your bank account right now to be
- 1:00:51five, two is what it boils down to. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:00:59yeah, I guess when I saw I would I don't like
- 1:01:03it but yeah It's less than a foot Yeah, I mean
- 1:01:11that's still 11 11 inch 11 inches a lot That's
- 1:01:16huge. That's a huge difference. Some would say
- 1:01:19Those are too much. It's too much actually probably
- 1:01:25a lot would say that's that's really big I think
- 1:01:32most would say that's actually a humongous and
- 1:01:38wouldn't enjoy that on a regular basis yeah when
- 1:01:45I saw that I was like I was like, yeah, like
- 1:01:48not even a fucking question. I would do that.
- 1:01:51And I started scrolling through some of the comments
- 1:01:52and a lot of people are like, no, it's I'm honestly
- 1:01:57like that. I'm kind of like debating on it. I
- 1:02:01mean, I'm like, I don't know that that fucking
- 1:02:04suck. It'd be really that that really fucking
- 1:02:10suck. You're not like Verne Troyer height. You're
- 1:02:14still like, I know, but like I go like. Whenever
- 1:02:17I go to a concert, I just know I'm not going
- 1:02:20to be able to see anything. You got 10 million
- 1:02:25dollars. Yeah, you could go backstage. But I
- 1:02:29like to be in it. I don't know. I don't think
- 1:02:32you would if you were five too. I know. I think
- 1:02:35it'll be an option. You can ride your horse.
- 1:02:42Just ride your horse everywhere. Whenever I get
- 1:02:44drunk, I just ride my horse home. Is that drunk
- 1:02:46driving? If he knows his way home. Can you get
- 1:02:55a DUI on a horse? Yo, time to Google. I'm looking
- 1:03:00it up. Probably. I imagine so. I imagine some
- 1:03:07of those Amish have gotten DUIs before. Yes,
- 1:03:10you can be arrested and charged for riding a
- 1:03:12horse while intoxicated though it depends on
- 1:03:14state laws. Which states can I get a DUI in?
- 1:03:22That might be a question for another episode.
- 1:03:25I think it's impossible to get a DUI in the state
- 1:03:28of Mississippi. I think it's impossible. I think
- 1:03:34that's a fair assessment. Feels like there's
- 1:03:38not a lot of laws over there. No, it's just a
- 1:03:43shanty state, not a town. Just a whole state
- 1:03:46of shanty. State of shanty. I have a hypothetical
- 1:03:53for you guys. Would you rather have five million
- 1:04:01dollars put into your bank account right now
- 1:04:04or choose any friend that they don't know that
- 1:04:11every time they say a racial slur you get $10
- 1:04:16,000 put into your bank account. Hang on. A friend
- 1:04:23I don't know. A friend that they don't know that
- 1:04:28you've put this curse on. Gotcha. Do I have to
- 1:04:31be present? No. So just anytime. When they're
- 1:04:35in traffic and they just let it slip, it's, bing,
- 1:04:39$100 ,000. Do I get to choose? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:04:44I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You, you all choose the
- 1:04:47friend. Yes. And I think we're all thinking of
- 1:04:50the same one. Yeah. I didn't even think of that,
- 1:04:56but yeah, you're right. Yeah. We would, we'd
- 1:04:57all choose the friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also
- 1:05:02just for the, for the, I mean, you probably end
- 1:05:04up making more money. Um, the guy we're thinking
- 1:05:07of, but, um, also just for the, the the entertainment
- 1:05:12aspect of it all. Just like, imagine you get
- 1:05:15like three like notifications from your bank
- 1:05:17in a row and you're like, where the hell is he
- 1:05:21right now? Check his. Never mind. Yeah. So he's
- 1:05:30in traffic and it's like, ah, I get it. Understandable.
- 1:05:35So. Can I choose a black friend? Oh, no, it has
- 1:05:42to be in a hateful sort of derogatory. Not, not
- 1:05:47so much hateful, but it can be, but more, more
- 1:05:51derogatory. Not. Yeah. Okay. That's a good one
- 1:05:55though. Well, that is good. I didn't really thought
- 1:05:57about that. Yeah. Okay. I have black brains.
- 1:06:07I have two. I have multiple. Father's black.
- 1:06:19All right, we should switch to a different topic
- 1:06:22before it gets. See the Chicago sky waved Haley
- 1:06:28van Lith. Who the fuck is that? It was their
- 1:06:3111th overall draft pick last year. Last year?
- 1:06:35And they cut her. HVL. HVL. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
- 1:06:40It was two years ago. College. I think it was
- 1:06:42last year. Either way. It was like, she was in
- 1:06:45college like three years ago. Yeah. It was either
- 1:06:47the last year. She was the 11th overall pick
- 1:06:49of the last year, two years ago. And she was
- 1:06:51hurt for a decent amount of the season, but yeah,
- 1:06:53they, they waved her. HVL sounds like a venereal
- 1:06:57disease. I think I had a cousin that had HVL.
- 1:07:00Okay. Go look at her Instagram. What's her name?
- 1:07:12Haley van Lith. Okay. But yeah, I thought it
- 1:07:17was what the Chicago sky are blowing it up. They
- 1:07:18traded Angel Reese. They waived her. You're tanking.
- 1:07:23Well, they had the number, whatever pick last
- 1:07:27year's, which maybe wasn't a, I don't know. I'm
- 1:07:33sorry. I'm not super up on. The WNBA. I did see
- 1:07:39that Angel Reese got tweeted though, and I was
- 1:07:41like, okay. The Dallas, whatever the hell, the
- 1:07:45wings drafted, I mean, they dropped to Paige
- 1:07:48Becker's last year. They drafted her girlfriend
- 1:07:51this year. Something to talk about. I did see,
- 1:07:57what do you guys think the new NBA Vegas team
- 1:08:01is going to be named? Is that actually happening?
- 1:08:04Yeah, I think so I think it's pretty much confirmed
- 1:08:08Well, it's like they got the Golden Knights and
- 1:08:14then the aces like do they keep it in the Vegas
- 1:08:18kind of theme They can't do things the WNBA Oh,
- 1:08:25right. I forgot that They have a WNBA team before
- 1:08:31an NBA team, yeah They've been there for a while.
- 1:08:34I think I don't know two championships in a row.
- 1:08:36They're really fucking good Maybe not like last
- 1:08:40but they they are like a at least in the modern
- 1:08:43WNBA talk they are like the most recent dynasty.
- 1:08:47I have no idea what that would be called The
- 1:08:54desert people The slot machines Hey, I just got
- 1:09:01$100 ,000. From desert. From the desert people.
- 1:09:13I do remember when I was a kid, they still may
- 1:09:19be a team. I don't know. There was a minor league
- 1:09:21baseball team in Vegas called the Area 50. Or
- 1:09:23no, they're just the 51s. And their logo was
- 1:09:26an alien that had like the baseball seams. on
- 1:09:29the head. I thought that was pretty fucking cool.
- 1:09:32I'm about that. Yeah. If they were like named
- 1:09:34the extraterrestrials or some. Yeah. ETs or something.
- 1:09:38And there was an XFL team there in the Las Vegas
- 1:09:40outlaws. I thought that was pretty cool too.
- 1:09:42That's kind of cool. I like that. The, the Las
- 1:09:46Vegas inside cigarettes. That's more of like
- 1:09:51a hockey, like beer league name, I would say,
- 1:09:56but I still like it. Hey, can you set it on out
- 1:10:00there? It pretty cool logo the really parched
- 1:10:05pretty awesome It just be a old woman on a scooter
- 1:10:10at a slot machine Pushing the fucking button.
- 1:10:15Have you seen I know we got finished but have
- 1:10:18you seen where? I think it was either Vegas or
- 1:10:21Atlantic City or introducing like some like mobile
- 1:10:23slot machines that can like follow you or you
- 1:10:27can walk with it or something like that. That's
- 1:10:29dangerous. Jesus Christ. That's gotta be illegal.
- 1:10:34Yeah. They gotta make gambling harder. People
- 1:10:36are gonna lose families. They do have to make
- 1:10:39gambling harder. We've had it too good for too
- 1:10:42long. They make it too easy. Alright, we'll take
- 1:10:46a step. All right, I'm going to end it. Thank
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- 1:11:05that's all I was supposed to say at the end.
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