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Brett Keane Show | Starfield Gameplay and Game Industry Rant · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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He. Wakes in a world where the
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shadows sing a crown of Starlight.
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He's a wandering king, clouds part for his steps.
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This guy's been to his will in a realm of his making.
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Time stands still, living in a fantasy where the heart runs
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free, chasing dreams that only he can see.
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Castles in the air, no change to bind.
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He's a man lost in the maze of his mine.
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Golden rivers flow where he carves their streams.
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Mountains bellow to his whispered dreams.
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He talks to the wind. It answers his call, but the
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mirror's empty and the. Night.
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Well, hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brett
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Keene from GOD TV Radio. I hope you're all having a
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wonderful day out there. When you get an opportunity,
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check out my radio station on Spotify, Amazon Music and many
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other outlets. Also check out my new album as
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well as book release on my website.
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Hope you all enjoy. The links will be down in the
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comments for you to conveniently click and go to and visit.
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Unfortunately I have a hard time getting some of my video game
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footage off of the Xbox. I can put it on twitch but if
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you try to download it, it could take hours on end to do that.
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I don't know why Twitch has it set up that way, but it is.
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So what you're watching is basically game footage that I've
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already recorded and I'm going to be overdubbing my voice to
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it. I hope you guys don't mind.
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It's still me playing the video game.
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It's still my footage so and you'll be able to see when you
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see my character. It looks exactly like me,
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beautiful, sexy and awesome all over.
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So it is what it is. Today we're going to talk about
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the gaming industry and how much they fucking piss me off.
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I'm sure a lot of you are angry, but you're going to be even
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angrier whenever you hear some of the news.
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Apparently sales prices on video games are going to go up.
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At this point they were already 70 to $80.00 and shit, and
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that's what the just the standard version, not some kind
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of deluxe or crazy shit where you get a couple of new fucking
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lucky charm toys along with your game.
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They're bringing it up to around 80 to $100 per game.
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And I hope there's good fucking reason for that, because these
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games, they cost an entire fortune.
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My son, he likes to buy games and he's always like, dad wants
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to try something new. And I said, because I don't want
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to have to fucking donate blood in order to afford these fucking
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things. And nine times out of 10, you go
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out and you buy a game and it turns out all the trailers and
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the videos were lying to you. Starfield's a perfect example.
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When this game first came out it was so fucking hated you would
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think that it made love to your mother.
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It was horrible. This the the ratings that it got
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and only since then, since the DLC and modders has the game
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improved any. But to be fair, ladies and
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gentlemen, I mean to be really fucking fair, everyone of
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Bethesda's games took the same amount of heat.
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Skyrim did, Oblivion did, ESO Online, They all did because
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they all had fucking problems and bugs and issues and lack of
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content in them. That's why Bethesda got smart
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and said, you know what? We can just build a like a base
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of a game and then let other people get in there and fuck
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with it and then make money off of them to build our game for us
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and we'll give them little to nothing in the process.
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That's why Bethesda has such a big modding community.
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People like me who mod and like to fuck around with this kind of
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shit. I can look at an empty Baron
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game and if I'm given the tools like a creation kit or the GECK
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or anything like that, my imagination runs wild because I
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know coding and scripting I can put whatever the fuck I want
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into the game so it works out in the end for me.
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It's one of the reasons why I don't make hate videos like a
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lot of these losers on the Internet do about the fucking
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game, because I already know the potential and what can be done
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and the process for the lack of any creativity done by the
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actual people that put the garbage together.
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But besides fucking prices and lack of creativity in video
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games and trying to push political agendas like pronouns,
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the other issue is, is that Bill Gates.
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You know, the guy who's trying to kill everybody in order to
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populate the earth by putting fucking flu shots and bugs?
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Well, he came up with this bright ass idea that while
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you're in the middle of your video game playing, whether it's
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Call of Duty, an RPG, you might be in the middle of a fucking
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dungeon trying to whoop some ass, and then suddenly all
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you'll be interrupted by a fucking advertisement or
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commercial in the middle of your game.
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And it's not just one he wanted to wear.
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Like every 20 fucking minutes you're getting an ad, and it's
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most likely going to be about hemorrhoids or Tampaxis or some
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kind of new medication that has side effects.
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It'll make you feel like you're in the seventh level of hell.
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So yeah, side effects may fucking kill you.
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You know that kind of shit medicine.
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Yeah, it's me killing a fucking bird.
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How about that? So I don't think that's a good
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idea. I don't know why anybody thinks
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it would be. I noticed nowadays a lot of
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these streaming companies with movies and entertainment,
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they've hiked up their fucking charges.
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Like I originally a lot of movie channels and a lot of shit was
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like only 7 bucks or 10 bucks. Now they hiked it up to 20 and
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they still make you watch the fucking advertisements unless
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you pay another 10 in order to remove their stupid shut.
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And if you say well 20 is enough for me I'll deal with the
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fucking commercials. Well the problem is is these
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idiots play it every five fucking minutes.
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I can't get through a fucking Marvel TV show or a cartoon
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without putting up with that shit.
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I was watching a show called Invincible with my son.
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It's an animated series about fucked up superheroes that cuss
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and tear heads off and shit and blood explodes everywhere.
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And every five fucking minutes, just when the show was about to
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go somewhere, boom, they just shut it off.
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And they don't even give a fuck where they stop it either.
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It could be right in the middle of a conversation and they'll do
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it. They don't even care where the
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ads are. They're just like, well, we'll
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just automate it to do every fucking, you know, 5 minutes.
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That's how we'll do it. Well, that's what they want to
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do with the video games. And you and I, we know that Bill
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Gates don't fucking play these video games.
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He deliberately went out and bought up almost every one of
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the companies, including the same company, Blizzard, that
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owns World of Warcraft. And they've been talking about
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trying to put that bitch on console for the longest time.
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But could you imagine this? Could you imagine what it would
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be like for these fucking corporate assholes who don't
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even play video games? They just purchase the companies
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and bleed them dry like they've been doing the Bethesda, but
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that's already had its own fucking problems when it was a
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independent company by itself, but now they're talking about
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that. Could you imagine playing
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something like World of Warcraft on the console and you're right
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in the middle of a fucking seriously ignored ass, A mythic
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raid and suddenly a fucking commercial about somebody's
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asshole having hemorrhoids pops up in your face?
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Or a commercial about some fucking poisonous medication
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they're trying to sell you. Or, you know, some kind of
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bullshit about interracial dating and yada, yada, yada.
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I mean, it's over and over and over.
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They got to push this shit in your face.
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Everything's about politics. Everything's about pushing an
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agenda or selling some kind of fucking garbage to you that will
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most likely kill you. So yeah, if they start doing
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that, I mean, it's, it's as simple as this.
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If your games do that, then that'll be the day that I retire
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from fucking video games. I'm not going to put up with it.
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It's already gotten to the point where I don't even hardly watch
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TV shows and movies anymore. I can't do it.
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I can't do any binging every fucking 5 minutes of commercial.
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Get the fuck out of here. Forget about it.
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So that's how I see it. I, I, I can't, I already know
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that it'll get us killed in our video games.
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A lot of us. We find ourselves in many, many
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extremely stressful scenarios. That takes a great deal of
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handiwork and concentration and fucking focus on our part and to
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have some shit just explode into our fucking face while we're
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trying to think about how we're going to, you know, kill the
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retard it's been trying to hide in the shadows.
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The smoke is what? A fucking scope rifle isn't
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going to be appropriate or work for me.
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I already as a older gamer myself, I already have enough
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issues with being able to see my eyes are going fucking bad.
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So there's certain games I can't even play anymore because
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there's too much bullshit going on all over the place and it
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takes a fucking minute for my eyes to adjust to what's going
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on on the screen. Could you imagine what it'd be
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like for me? I'll get fucking raped if I play
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Call of Duty or Unreal Tournament or one of these
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fucking, you know, shoot em up games where I'm doing PvP or, or
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fucking role-playing PvP. Whatever the case, it's
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ridiculous. Games like Fortnite, imagine
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that. Every five fucking minutes of
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commercial in your face. A lot of you are going to retire
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young. I guarantee it.
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You're going to be like fucked up because the moment that
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commercial hits, your character's going to die, right?
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And then whenever you come back on, you're going to have to walk
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around and respawn and go through a loading fucking
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screen. And by the time it finally loads
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you again, commercial advertisement.
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Fuck that, ladies and gentlemen. That's, that's just simply not
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appropriate. It's, it's bullshit, but what
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are we supposed to do about it? Microsoft brought up all the
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fucking companies out there knowing that this was their
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intention. I think what they're wanting to
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do because Bill Gates wants the the entire human race to die.
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I think he figures that if this happens enough to young people,
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they'll fucking hang themselves in the coat closet because they
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won't want to put up with it no more.
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It's horrible. There's a lot of young people
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that play video games and the sad thing is for you, when
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you're playing and the advertisements pop up, it's
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mostly going to sell shit that you don't even need or don't
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even want or desire. You know, it's not like it's
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going to show you anything that you want to see.
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It's going to be, you know, medications for fucking old
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people or new wheels for wheelchairs and shit like that.
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You know, hemorrhoid juice. You got to be about 25 years old
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before you start experiencing what it feels like to have your
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turd cutter ripped out by a fucking massive 1.
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So all the shit they're going to be putting in your face is not
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anything you're going to want or desire in the 1st place.
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At least not until you're old. And old people don't want to see
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that shit either. Whenever we're trying to do our
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thing, it reminds us of that we're old.
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And it also reminds us that we're not immersed into a video
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game anymore or a or a fantasy world.
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It reminds us that oh, I'm playing some kind of corporate
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shit and they're going to fucking advertise me to death.
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If you're wondering what I'm doing in the game, it's called
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the creating an outpost. Starfield gives you that
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ability. I remember when I first got into
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outpost building I was like what the fuck?
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There was like 10 objects. I'm supposed to build something
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with this and have people live in it.
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I can't even get a roll of toilet paper for them.
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How they supposed to shit? No fucking shower system.
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Total immersion ruining. But people since then have made
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a lot of mobs with over hundreds of thousands of fucking items
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and objects and now it's to the point where I got so much shit I
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don't even know what to fucking put in my settlement anymore.
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But I prefer having too much as opposed to two.
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Less is what it is, at least when it comes to not having
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advertisements. All right now I'm wasting my
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time trying to figure out how to make the fucking cargo links
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work for those out there that don't know what the hell I'm
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doing. I'm trying to.
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I got a station sitting on the moon and I'm wanting to connect
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my ship to go to that fucking moon pickups garbage that's
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being harvest it and bring it back.
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You're probably looking at the sky and saying wow how is it so
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colorful in my fucking video game It's just dark and ugly
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looking everywhere. Well, I downloaded a mod that
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gives you a high definition version of the Milky Way with
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colors and gases and all that kind of shit that make it look
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like a constant nebula. It's really neat, especially
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when you're floating around in space doing shit.
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It looks so fucking beautiful, you know, almost looks like
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you're in the theme of introduction of Transformers
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movie back in 1987. That's sexy as thought.
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So I got this new mod called farming harvestables or
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something like that and it makes it to where animals drop more
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properties and ingredients and meat and shit and you get this
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equipment where you can actually harvest much more crap out of
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the planet. Usually you're set to about 3 or
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4 different type of chemicals or things you can pick up for
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settlement. But with this, you know, being
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technology and the game supposedly set in the future,
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you've got all this neat advanced technology that allows
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you to make all kinds of materials for your settlement
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and, you know, for your character and crafting purposes.
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Shit like that. Yeah, I probably should have
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built the fucking landing area where I put my ship, my ship
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sitting over here. I tried to make it look like the
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color of Constellation. I'm getting better building
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ships, but this one looks like a giant fucking Ronald McDonald
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dildo. It's because I was trying to
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keep the colors of Constellation and I wanted to.
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That's was originally the Frontier, and then I turned it
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into the Constellation by renaming it and making it look
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like that. Unfortunately for me, I have
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downloaded a lot of companion mods.
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I love being able to run around and hear new voices and, you
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know, have virtual buddies helping me kick the shit out of
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idiots around the universe. And I got to make huge ships.
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If I'm going to take a lot of them with me, I have to have a
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big fucking ship. There ain't no way you can fit
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like 50 fucking followers on the frontier the way it is by
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default. You know that little tiny ass
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shit where there's one bed and the fucking table?
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Oh fuck, no way. Some of these storage tanks that
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I got from the mod, they're nice.
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They make it to where you can put like unlimited storage into
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your shit. But the problem with this that
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they don't tell you in case you don't understand this and you
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want a mod where it just seems like it allows you to get
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anything you want. The more shit you put in there
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the more bigger your save files are going to get so you better
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keep that in mind. If you build like 10 fucking
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settlements with unlimited storage, you're going to start
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building up to like a million fucking pieces of property.
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And unless you've got a mod that makes out for a good vendor with
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a lot of money, you won't be able to sell it quick enough and
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eventually your loads will take forever and your save file will
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become brick. Some people call it bloated and
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you will not be able to log in your fucking game.
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I found out the hard way after about 100 hours of this
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bullshit. I've had to restart many, many
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times because some mods, they appear to be working beautifully
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when you're starting the game or playing, but then later on it
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totally fucks it up. Like I'll tell you this one mod
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that'll start fucking you up really quick.
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It's called planet Density. And what it does is it makes all
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the grass more thicker, makes the trees fucking huge, and it
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makes rocks more gigantic and more alien like.
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And it just makes it look like a planet is more like a jungle.
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If you play the vanilla version of Starfield, the trees are
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pretty fucking small and the plants are, you know, almost
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your height. But with this you actually feel
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like you're on an alien planet. Problem is, is it generates all
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this bullshit over every single planet in the fucking game, and
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that's millions of new numbers and data and information that's
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going into your fucking save file.
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So you need to consider that whenever you're downloading
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mods. I know a lot of you get excited
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like me. You feel like it's Christmas,
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you see all these neat fucking toys you want to play with.
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But you got to try to be moderate when installing shit
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into your game or you will get fucked.
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I wouldn't be surprised if all the settlement mods that I got
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and all the weird habs I have for my ship don't cost me down
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the road whenever I'm playing. So far it's been doing all
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right. I just heard that Starfield got
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an update recently where it's supposed to make it faster.
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I was having an issue where especially whenever I was in
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towns or cities like Atlantis or what the fuck is Aquila, where
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whenever I'd open up my scanner. And try to catch bad guys
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walking around for the trackers alliance.
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Or just to check my fucking inventory or see how much more
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experience I need to level. I'd open the shit up and it
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would just be a blank screen and I couldn't get out of it.
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Or the fucking computer. Not computer, but the Xbox would
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absolutely crash on me. So supposedly they've added a
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patch. After 2 fucking years, they got
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around to figuring out how to fix their own HUD and UI
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interface. So people are saying that
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they're really, really happy. They're saying that the shit's
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all cleared up. Could you imagine that?
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The audacity of putting a fucking game out knowing that
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when you open up your inventory bag or your interface, it's
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going to crash your shit. And Starfield took 2 fucking
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years. 2 fucking years. That just makes me want to slap
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Todd Howard right in his fucking neck.
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That's hateful. This is the inventory, and you
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open it all the time because you're selling shit.
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You're collecting shit. You get a little fucking
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notepads that you want to read. You're wanting to equip new
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armor, so you're almost all the fucking time needing to open up
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that inventory or scanner scanning.
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If you can't do that, you can't serve a fucking planet.
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You can't see assholes off in the distance.
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You're trying to shoot you in the face and they got it set up
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to where it crashes your shit when you open it.
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How frustrating. How frustrating.
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That's enough to make you want to put a fucking hole right in
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the middle of your high definition television set, which
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is what I have my computer plugged into through HDMI.
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Oh, they fixed another thing on the update before this that I
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was having a problem with the beacon that you drop down in
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order to start up your settlement.
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If you move it while you're in the process of fucking around
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with the settlement and try to rename it, there was a bug that
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would make it to where when you flew away or you went somewhere
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else, your marker would disappear on the planet so you
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wouldn't know where the fuck your town was.
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Because you got to figure out you know the contrast of a
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planet on how to find your settlement.
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And if you pick, if you made it like right in the middle of the
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planet or in some awkward disposition, you'll never find
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the motherfucker again. Hopefully you didn't leave your
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followers sitting on there. Of course, you could go into
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ship crew settings and just simply tell them assign them to
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your chef, but the point is, it's an annoyance that isn't
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fucking necessary. But it looks like they fixed it
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so that's cool. I ended up having to download
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this mod where it makes it to where when you hire like basic
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recruits, if you change ship in the vanilla game, there was a
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bug that caused it to where anybody you hired would
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disappear, you'd lose them. You keep all the the normal
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companions and followers that are named but your recruits and
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shit like, you know, your shield guy or your person who's good at
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fucking Ballistics, they disappear.
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Well with this mod they remain so that's good.
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That problem was fixed. I've got probably, I'd say at
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around 100 mods in my game, but some of them are extremely huge
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and have a lot of complex scripts in them.
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Nowadays, if I try to load in or log into the creation mods
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section on the Xbox to see other mods, it's like the whole Xbox
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does not like that and it fucking crashes about five times
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before I can actually load that pitch up.
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It's like there's something wrong with the images or the
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loading screen to go into it. Sometimes I get lucky and it
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goes right in. I noticed if I'm playing the
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game and then I quit out and go in, it seems to work just fine.
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But if you start up the game or you start loading the game
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before, actually how do I put it, when you get to the intro
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screen and then go to creations before actually playing the
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game, that will be the time that you find yourself crashing.
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I don't know what the fuck's doing it either.
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I don't. So I heard that King Gath has
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actually created a new mod. I love his shit.
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I love some settlements too. Whenever that was for Fallout 4.
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And he's got something that looks really, really fucking
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good. I'm looking forward to it.
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I was checking out the trailer. You probably noticed down there
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that there's like a treasure chest.
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That's where I keep all my items and goodies and shit in order to
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build. I take all my bullshit off my
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ship and then store it in these things, do my stuff.
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I got the volume down while I'm talking.
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You all know what Starfield sounds like if you've ever
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played it. Because I have a bunch of
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companions running around with me.
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They're always talking and making noises and I like it when
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I'm playing the game. But if I'm doing a video and you
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hear their fucking noise, it's like, oh shit.
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It's really irritating to try to have a conversation, make a
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video like this without them going bap, bap, bap, bap.
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Especially if you find yourself stopping every once in awhile
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just to enjoy this guy. But like I said, when I'm
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playing the game, I'm good. I like that.
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I like hearing lively characters having conversations with me.
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You know what I'm looking forward to?
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I hope I seen that someone learned how to make a mod a
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while back where it was connected to chat TTP and you
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could play Skyrim and the characters would actually be
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able to have conversations, limitless conversations with
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you. I think it would be really
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really good if Starfield would do different pregeneration ship
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for every planet where it literally makes monsters like No
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Man's Sky. No Man's Sky actually generates
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its own monsters. They weren't custom made, they
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just use all the textures and all the weird assets in the game
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and then create monsters. Starfield doesn't.
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They had to construct all their monsters and their planets.
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No matter how many times you start over, the areas always
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look the same. It's gotten to the point where I
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can run around 100 mile radius of Atlantis and I remember every
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fucking Cliff and every, you know, place where a tree or a
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thing is going to be. At least on Atlantis there's no
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changes that there's no pre generation like they claim.
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It's just, you know, whatever it is that they put together.
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The forest. This right here is called the
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cheat terminal. I don't normally like to cheat
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whenever I'm playing my games, but sometimes when you're out at
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your settlement you'll find yourself in a problem where it
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constantly needs materials in order for you to build shit.
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And I like to. Before I leave my companions
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living in some kind of shit hole, I want to make sure they
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got all the necessities and all that.
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So I use it in order to get resources real quick and then I
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end up spending a bunch of money later on.
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So I don't feel like I robbed the game or something.
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But I, yeah, the cheat terminal has a lot of really useful
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necessary things. Like one thing I like to use it
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for, I didn't feel like the Shields on ships were strong
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enough to deal with the a lot of the battles.
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I felt like it was unfair to give you 300 fucking HP for your
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ship, but you are fighting like 10 fucking ships at a time.
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That's stupid, That's bullshit, and although I'm really good at
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flying and 90% of the time I can handle it, I don't like it to
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where, you know, I'm down to the point where my fucking hole is
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barely hanging on due to that. So I like to add a couple 100.
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Sometimes I add 1000 shield power to my ship.
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I feel like it's more fair one against 10 fucked out of here.
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You know, nobody would go out in space unless they knew that
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their shield was advanced enough to be able to deal with the
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cosmic garbage flying at it. So that is that.
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All right, so we've been doing this for a while and I'll make
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some more gaming videos. You let me know in the comments
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if you enjoyed this shit, me just riffing and ranting while
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playing the stuff. So God bless.
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I hope you all have a wonderful day.