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Things That Must Go From July 9th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, our good friends
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  Speaker 2: of the program, and we feel for you, We feel
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  Speaker 2: your pain. You send these things to us, and maybe
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: if we read your must go on the air, it'll
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  Speaker 2: make you feel better. Sometimes these things magically disappear from
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  Speaker 2: people's lives when we read them. Send yours to radio
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  Speaker 2: from hell at X ninety six dot com. But must
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  Speaker 2: go in the subject line and we'll try to get
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  Speaker 2: to it. Carry you want to go first?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay?
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  Speaker 4: The first one from the foot of Mount Doom from
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  Speaker 4: my wife. When someone forgets they're a water bottle at
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  Speaker 4: a piece of equipment at the gym that you want
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  Speaker 4: to use.
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  Speaker 3: But you're not sure right away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you watch the equipment, waiting to see if they're
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  Speaker 4: coming back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You wait and you wait, and.
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  Speaker 4: They don't come back in what you think is a
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  Speaker 4: timely manner. So you have to decide have you waited
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  Speaker 4: long enough to see if they actually forgot or if
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  Speaker 4: they are actually on their way back.
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  Speaker 5: They're saving it, they're holding their place.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, just don't do that, all right.
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  Speaker 4: This one from Let's see Whitney any shower at home
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  Speaker 4: a hotel or vacation rental that doesn't have a wand
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  Speaker 4: attachment to get to those hard to reach places.
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  Speaker 5: Wands are nice, I agree.
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  Speaker 4: Singing along and or using hand gestures during a Broadway
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  Speaker 4: show must go. Singing along or using hand gestures and
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  Speaker 4: drinking too much and then getting the hiccups during a
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  Speaker 4: Broadway show. Not me, the train wreck. I was sitting
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  Speaker 4: next to it Juliet in New York City. Seizures must go.
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  Speaker 4: My son has taken medication for seizures since he was four.
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  Speaker 4: They've been very well controlled until recently. He's currently eighteen.
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  Speaker 4: Seizures and seizure meds suck. Thanks for making these annoyances
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  Speaker 4: go away. Let's see this one from it does not
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  Speaker 4: say I can use the name, so I won't. People
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  Speaker 4: who get dogs without research, don't get a dog that
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  Speaker 4: is high energy if you have no intention of walking,
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  Speaker 4: slash running it live in an apartment. Don't get a
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  Speaker 4: jog that a dog that needs to be brushed daily
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  Speaker 4: if you have no intention of brushing your dog. Don't
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  Speaker 4: get a dog if you're just going to have to
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  Speaker 4: rehome it because you didn't do your research. And then, finally,
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  Speaker 4: this one does not say I can use the name,
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  Speaker 4: so I won't.
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  Speaker 3: The DJ is at.
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  Speaker 4: The Provo parade playing Independence Day by Martina McBride. It's
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  Speaker 4: a song about an abusive husband who kills his wife
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  Speaker 4: on the fourth of July and the daughter witnesses the.
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  Speaker 3: House burning down.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy, you know, and again I saw there's no thought.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no thought.
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  Speaker 4: Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen, top of Spotify
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  Speaker 4: over the holiday weekend because of the Fourth of July.
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  Speaker 3: No one listens to the lyrics.
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  Speaker 2: Not a patriotic song. No, not a patriotic song at all. Right,
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  Speaker 2: there we go, Okay, I'll go next. And it made
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  Speaker 2: me think of my own musco a one that you
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  Speaker 2: just read Harry about uh, showers and clubs and hotels
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  Speaker 2: and all that. I I think we need to standardize
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  Speaker 2: everything in terms of knowing which is hot and which
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  Speaker 2: is I want two knobs, one that has a big
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  Speaker 2: red h on it and one that has a big
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  Speaker 2: blue sea on it. And hotels you know, but you
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  Speaker 2: know we've got these, You've got these levers and and
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  Speaker 2: and a lot of times they're not even marked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you just you just have to sort of take time
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  Speaker 2: and figure it out. Well, you burn yourself for so
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  Speaker 2: big big handle. You know the kind I'm talking about with.
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  Speaker 3: The with the hot cold. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My brother in law's house, he's got like three on
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  Speaker 4: the same you know, Spiggott.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, three different levers and I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: What, it's just crazy. Uh, let's see this one says,
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  Speaker 2: good morning friends, thanks for letting me listen. My thing
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  Speaker 2: that must go is business is asking for a tip
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  Speaker 2: when it's self service. I know tipping has been a
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  Speaker 2: scent in before, but because it's gotten out of control yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Has it gotten out of control?
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  Speaker 2: I apparently this person thinks so. But yesterday I went
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  Speaker 2: to get a frozen yogurt where you make it yourself,
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  Speaker 2: and they asked me for a tip.
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  Speaker 3: No one, What the hell is this about?
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  Speaker 5: No one asked you for a tip.
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  Speaker 3: There there's a jar. There's probably a jar.
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  Speaker 6: No it's no, it's it's a tablet and it will
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  Speaker 6: come up as you're paid.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to put a tip on it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If if it's self service, I would say you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to tip, so just don't.
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  Speaker 3: They're not making you do it. They're not making you.
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  Speaker 4: But think about what these people are paid by their
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  Speaker 4: corporate overlords, which is next to nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I am listen, I don't If they smile at me,
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  Speaker 2: I'll put a tip on the tip them. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: this one says, thanks for letting me listen to your
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  Speaker 2: Some muscoes. A continuing road closure of thirteenth South must go.
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  Speaker 2: Usually I can go I eighty for where I need
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  Speaker 2: to go, but getting to Lucky thirteen off of fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: It ain't happened until the last ten plus days.
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  Speaker 2: A men plus news flat out not reporting what's in
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  Speaker 2: the big beautiful bill until it's passed. And then they
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  Speaker 2: start reporting some of the stuff that's gonna come out
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  Speaker 2: way after it passes. Yep, that must go. I mean
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  Speaker 2: maybe we should have been hearing about this stuff before
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  Speaker 2: the voting happened. All the news wanted to report about
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  Speaker 2: was medicaid stuff, and that is the big That is
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  Speaker 2: a huge there's a lot of stuff there is despite
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  Speaker 2: there being more than a thousand pages. Oh and also
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  Speaker 2: Lymphoma must go. I'll stop there, thank you, Johnny B.
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  Speaker 2: And finally this one, the song and you can says
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  Speaker 2: you can use my name, I Ain't scared. The song
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  Speaker 2: Hungry like the Wolf by Duran Duran must Go I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure there are more annoying songs, but I'm having a
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  Speaker 2: hard time thinking of one at this moment.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks. Thanks for all you do. Tristan Bill's Gina.
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  Speaker 6: I know it's hot, yes, but guys, if women have
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  Speaker 6: to wear a shirt when they're jougging and exercising outside,
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  Speaker 6: so should you.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think wait a minute, women don't have to
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  Speaker 2: wear a shirt when they're doing.
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  Speaker 5: I think they do. But because guys, one of two things.
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  Speaker 6: Either you're not in very good shape and there's around
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  Speaker 6: jiggling the.
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  Speaker 5: Reason I'm a never nude, okay, Or you're in really.
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  Speaker 6: Good shape and that's distracting when you're driving down the
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  Speaker 6: road and see a good looking.
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  Speaker 5: Guy with his shirt off.
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  Speaker 6: We wear a shirt, it's not that much cooler because
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  Speaker 6: you're not wearing a shirt. This from Anissa of Sandy.
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  Speaker 6: My thing that must go is people who call into
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  Speaker 6: the show with a terrible phone connection or obviously on
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  Speaker 6: speakerphone in their car. It's torture listening to them try
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  Speaker 6: to play the games, also pronouncing words with a long
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  Speaker 6: e when they're followed by a consonant the film. I
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  Speaker 6: know a lot of people do this, but it's like
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  Speaker 6: nails on a chalkboard for me.
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  Speaker 5: Please make it go.
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  Speaker 6: Joscelyn here with another must go. The days of buying
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  Speaker 6: a car out of necessity, not because you want to
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  Speaker 6: get the one of your dreams, then getting to the dealership,
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  Speaker 6: finding a car that you really like and not having
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  Speaker 6: enough down payment to get it. I wish I had
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  Speaker 6: some help because the car I'm driving is literally falling
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  Speaker 6: apart and I don't know what I'm gonna do without
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  Speaker 6: a car.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks for letting me listen. I wish this could be
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  Speaker 5: gone for my life.
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  Speaker 6: And finally, a very long list from this person who says,
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  Speaker 6: please don't use my name, but they have an axe
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  Speaker 6: to grind with everything in Orum. The mayor, the city council,
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  Speaker 6: the director of the rec center, the director of the library.
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  Speaker 6: Very upset with things in Orum. I'll skip all of
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  Speaker 6: that and just go to this last one on your list,
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  Speaker 6: Orum person. Things that must go. Pickles you can't get
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  Speaker 6: out of the jar. You can't spare them with the fork.
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  Speaker 6: They swim around in the jar trying to get pickles
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  Speaker 6: out of a jar. Do you have any pickle retrieving tips?
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  Speaker 6: I would love to hear them.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say a fork, but Gina Right women cannot
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  Speaker 2: legally go topless in public in Utah.
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  Speaker 3: Some of the right states you can.
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  Speaker 2: While a federal court ruling in twenty nineteen suggested that
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  Speaker 2: certain topless bands might be unconstitutional, it did not legalize
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  Speaker 2: topless in a statewide in Utah, put a shirt on,
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  Speaker 2: put a shirt
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  Speaker 1: On, begs that must go on the radio how show