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Bitcoin Slides Toward Eighty Thousand as Hayes Dumps Alts and Coinbase Settles Ireland's Five…

Bitcoin drops toward eighty thousand dollars as leveraged long positions get wiped out and spot Bitcoin ETFs post a second straight day of outflows. Arthur Hayes closes Maelstrom's entire directional portfolio, liquidating twenty-two million dollars in Ethereum, Ethena, and Uniswap tokens, warning we gotta go down to go up. Meanwhile, Coinbase Ireland accepts a three point two five million euro penalty from the Central Bank of Ireland over a five million euro cash safeguarding shortfall tied to reporting defects between 2023 and 2024. Franklin Templeton pushes one hundred fifty million…

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