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after a two -day free trial. Not a big deal.
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I guess we'll just have to do it every weekend.
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Why not? I mean, it seems like a smart strategy.
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Yeah. Why don't we just do it? We just go get
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good players. But yeah, we won the surefire parlay.
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Everyone casts their surefires. Kind of saved
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me in so few words there. My record, I ended
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up going three and four. Um, obviously included
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in that three was my own sure fire pick. So ended
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up kind of in the green, uh, not by much, but
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once we can, once, you know, uh, was did both
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y 'all's beds come to come down at the, uh, the
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afternoon slate or was that, or was that just,
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uh, It was just y 'all. That was both y 'all.
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Yeah. Mine was the, it was you. Those Raiders
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over was a sweat. we work for that one. Yeah,
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I, I unfortunately didn't get to watch any of
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the the noon or afternoon games. I got only got
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to watch like, the fourth quarter of Sunday night
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football, I was traveling back from the wedding.
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So I was driving and coda was coders was checking
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scores for me. And I got a no free ads, but I
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got a free trial of serious XM because I was
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trying to listen to the Titans game on the drive
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and it's impossible to do that unless you have
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Sirius XM. There's no other way. There's actually
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no other way. Unless you're in the Nashville
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area. Right. Unless you're in the Nashville area.
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And even then, if you're in the Nashville area,
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obviously you have the radio station, but outside
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of that area, you can't even use the app, the
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1045. the the game or the score. Whatever station
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that is. Yeah, it just wouldn't. Yeah, it wouldn't
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play at all. So I had to do Coda got me a free
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trial of serious XM that I that I deleted at
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work today. So won't be getting charged after
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that, that three month free trial. And then I
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listened to some other football. So I will say
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my picks. Might not be the greatest this week
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because I have almost nothing to go off of because
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I didn't watch any football so If I sound like
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a moron well like usual. I hope you guys would
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would tell me hey when Don't do that. You know
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like good friends, but anyway, I feel like I'm
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rambling along But yeah ended three and four
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Catches a fire parlay ended up in the green and
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now it's week seven And, um, the slate kind of
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stinks, but I'm kind of excited for it. I don't
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know. Chris, how are you? I'm good. Uh, went
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eight and five, obviously cash is sure fire.
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Um, pretty damn good. Also mixed in there was
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a little kiddle, uh, for, or not first Sean had
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first session. I had kiddle anytime touchdown,
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which I mean, that was still plus money. So we're
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not going to complain. Yeah. Uh, crazy weekend
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of football, both college and pro really. Um,
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so anytime. Come out of that with in the green.
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He take it. So yeah. Yeah the slate kind of stinky
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But I think we could sniff out some winners Sean,
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how you feeling? I'm doing great doing fantastic
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In the pics that I gave out on Twitter, I went
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12 and 3 damn Yeah I would be chagrined if I
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didn't brag a little bit. I think I earned it
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So do it. Yeah, you definitely. So do it. I hit
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a plus 15 ,600 parlay on Monday Night Football
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the night we recorded last week's episode. I
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was just like, Oh, I'll throw a couple bucks
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on it. Why not? Who cares? And then like, once
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we got done recording, I was like, Oh, shit,
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this thing has some legs like should really pay
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attention to this. I'm trying to find it what
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the legs were. Yeah, I don't I bet since then
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Yeah, it was like a 15 leg or something 15 but
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it was a several Okay So make it I did make it
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thanks to like some of like I did get like one
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or two picks from Twitter so my main mindset
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was this game is going to rock and So I'm just
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going to bet the five, like, favorites in scoring
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a touchdown, which were Puka, James Cook, Kyron
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Williams, Devonte Adams, and Josh Outt. Those
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all hit. And I think Kyron came down to, like,
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the last few minutes of the fourth quarter. And
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then I had James Cook over 75 rushing yards.
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And the one that scared me the most was Dawson
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Knox, under 11 and a half yards receiving. That
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one scared me, especially with - Did he catch
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him pass? He did, for six yards. And I was like,
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please don't, please don't catch another one.
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But yeah, $5 to win 785. What'd you do with that
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money? I withdrew $599 of it. Because they tax
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you on 600. Oh Okay Gotcha. Yeah. Now you can
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just like gamble a lot now Yeah Just take it
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out 600 bucks quarterly He had like 25 bets on
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Saturday No, I know but that was like it felt
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longer Maybe it's because you had a lot of total.
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So it was just a lot more. Yeah. It was, it was
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a lot to read. I get saw that. I was like, yo,
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it was like, it was a lot to read, but it's not
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any more than I usually do on any given Saturday.
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I'll say that maybe like one or two more. Yeah.
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But, but yeah. And then this week was very kind
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to me. Kittle TD Kittles first TD last night.
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Very kind to me. Manders plus seven had a week.
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Yeah, I'm up 1k on the week Damn yeah, yeah All
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right. There it is Are you gonna gloat yet? I
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mean, I thought that I thought that just being
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like I won was gloating enough No, you need to
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say I'm buying the best gambler on this show.
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Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes Very hard to argue
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that Yeah, I can't. How many are you? Are you
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guys up 1K on the week? I'll go and check the
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numbers, but I don't think so. I'd have to double
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check, but. But I checked my I also checked my
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picket and I was like, oh, I'm going to go to
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all time now. Let's see if I'm up. I am up all
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time. You just gotta play the long game. You
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just like keep you keep gambling and then it
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eventually works out Yeah, that's how it works
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for everyone Have you told your father about
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this? Oh, yeah, I sent that to the family group
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chat I needed a family to know they're gonna
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expect some pretty nice Christmas presents now
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You might have overplayed your hand a little
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bit. I will say that what I withdrew went to
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like an extra car payment So it is it is gone
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But it went to good use I didn't do it anything
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irresponsible with it. Okay Does your family
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know because to Chris's point they could they
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could Yep, be looking forward to some yeah if
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Rick to just get socks on Christmas. He's like,
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oh are these $700 I thought my son went up 1k
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I got socks in a tie No, we'll see it just depends
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on if they're good or not. No, if the if the
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person if they if they have been good, if they
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have been naughty or and or nice. I understand.
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Socks are good. Anyway, all right. Let's get
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to the show. Let's let's rein it in. Let's rein
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it in fellas. Okay. It's week seven. Man, it
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feels like just yesterday. It was week one. now
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we're like a third of the way through and It's
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going by so fast. I don't know so much shit happens
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in the fall been to two weddings I Don't know
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anyway all right game one game of the week the
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first game. We're talking about this week bangles
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at the Ravens The Ravens are home favorites by
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two and a half points over under is fifty and
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a half The Ravens lost to the Browns And now
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the Browns are first in their division which
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hasn't happened in over 12 years 11 12 years
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something like that Which is crazy bangles coming
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off of by Ravens I have no idea if LeBar Jackson
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is coming back or not Still unknown, but yeah
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kind of going back to the last week Did mention
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that? In years past it's kind of felt like auto
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bet whenever these These AFC North teams play
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each other you auto bet the under and because
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that's just what it's been just sloppy defense
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But I don't know. I don't know about this one
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I also don't know what side to pick But I do
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have a pick. I'm taking the Bengals The Ravens
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there's too many questions kind of going on new
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head coach. Don't know if Lamar's coming back
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Snoop Huntly is not it And the Bengals, I mean
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they're They're kind of teetering. I don't know
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there. I should have looked up the record. I
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feel like they're like around 500 right now But
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I don't know Bengals plus two and a half Feels
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like a steal almost feels too easy, but that
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is my pick currently Chris Am I an idiot? No,
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um, I completely agree with you. Uh, Bengals
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I got plus three, but, um, I think they, they're,
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they can win this game. Um, obviously, but, uh,
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the Lamar obviously status up in the air. I feel
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like we say that we've been saying that every
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week for three years now. Um, even if he comes
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back, who knows if like how healthy he'll be,
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because I mean, last year when he came back from
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injury, he, it took him a few weeks to kind of
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get going. So. Also, I read a report today, obviously
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Tuesday, a lot of things can change, but it said,
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like, there's an increased chance he will practice
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this week. So it didn't really sound like, it
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didn't sound too optimistic. So I think Snoop
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Huntley might get the call again. And yeah, he
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was bad last week. The whole team was bad, really.
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Henry, 58 yards and a fumble. Just not very good.
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Yeah, bingles coming off a bye. Love that. Also,
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I mean, Joe Burrow as a dog. I feel like you
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got to take that, um, stat courtesy of the trend
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center, Joe burrow, uh, as a dog of two and a
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half points or more is 22, four and two against
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the spread seven and three in the last 10. So,
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um, I'm going to take bingles plus three. Um,
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I might sprinkle Moneyline, uh, as we get closer
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Sunday, we'll see, even if Lamar does play, I
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think this will be a close game. I feel like
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Raven's bingles usually kind of, they usually
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come down to the wire. So, um, I'm taking the
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bingles regardless. So yeah, Sean, do we have
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a clean sweep? No, but it's not against any of
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y 'all. So I'm going first half over 25 and a
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half. I have one step that I looked up just now.
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Also, I'm running on fumes right now, so I didn't
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have time to really prepare. But Joe Burrow is
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13 and three against the first half spread on
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the road. Oh, shit. Okay. I'm just gonna take
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bingles first half money line then. Fuck that.
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Plus 115. Joe burrows 13 and three against the
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first half spread on the road. Over the past
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three seasons. This is the best mark of 28 QBs
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over the last 10 such games in that span. Okay,
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that's good enough for me. There it is. Sorry,
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guys. It's okay. Hey, I mean, it worked for you
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last week. Yeah. Maybe maybe this should just
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be your play now. This should just be my strap.
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Like I've on the show making decisions. OK, let
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it rip. You won the surefire. Yeah, yeah, the
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Saints have to win and they did. Yeah, and you
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did it. It wasn't looking like it in the first
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half, but they pulled it out. Doesn't matter,
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baby. Just win. OK, moving on next game. NFC
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South Divisional matchup actually the first one
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was a divisional matchup, too It's the Bucs at
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the Panthers Panthers home favorites by three
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and a half points over under is 44 and a half
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Panthers played the Eagles I Watched that game.
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I saw the score. I don't know if it was indicative,
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but it kind of felt like the Panthers whooped
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him but also the Eagles are The most injured
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team maybe You could say one of them in the league.
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Um, they're in shambles right now. Um, but honestly,
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dude, I feel like the Panthers has just been
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really good this year, honestly. And, uh, the
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few times I have watched them, they're really
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fun to watch. Chris, I'm gonna let you go first.
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Yeah. Uh, Panthers minus three. Um, I think they're
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just a far better team at this point. Uh, yeah.
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They, uh, whooped up or I would say whooped up
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and they did beat the The Eagles it was I mean
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it was back and forth kind of first half equals
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pulled away also the Eagles are just like they
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are in shambles right now we'll get to that later
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I guess but um Yeah, I think they're far and
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away the better team Bryson playing best quarterback
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or best football of his career right now defense
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kind of coming around Bucks they had their good
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win against the Cowboys on Thursday night football
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They can't they're they came back to earth against
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the Steelers Steelers did everything in their
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power to give that game away. And the bucks just
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refuse to take it. Um, obviously was happy about
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that. Steelers must two and a half, never a doubt,
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but, um, I just don't think they're very good.
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There's a chance Baker may play for this one.
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And honestly, I don't care. Baker had failed
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to cover 12 straight games before getting hurt.
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So I, yeah, like this, the bucks are what one
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in 13 against the spread in their last 14. And
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the one was the outright win against the Cowboys
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with Jalen Daniels. So I just Panthers are better.
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So I'm going to lay it minus three. Um, Sean,
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what are you taking? Um, I am taking the over
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44 and a half. Uh, this is strictly a Carl's
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cheffers bet. He's, he's going to be the referee
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for this game. And Todd bowls is five and Oh,
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the over when Carl Jeffers is officiating the
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game good old Carl throwing those throwing those
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flags more than anybody else, but Shit, he gets
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it done Will What do you got? I'm also on the
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Panthers Minus three and a half. I love this
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Panthers team They're really fun to watch tech
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Macmillan is really good and Chuba Hubbard a
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guy who was a a week nine fantasy football waiver
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wire pickup. Nobody four years ago. Now he's
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pretty good. And like, Bryce Young, he's putting
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it together. I love the Panthers. That's really
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all I gotta say about that. I did not know who
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Carl Jeffers was for a brief moment. But then
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you was like, I just had to spark a spark the
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memory. Right. All right, there it is next game
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Rams at the Raiders Raiders home underdogs by
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four and a half points over under is 48 and a
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half Rams Not looking good Devante Adams out
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for minimum like six weeks. I think I saw And
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the Rams also lost to the Cardinals a bad team
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The Raiders, I mean, they covered against the
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Bills, which wasn't great, but that's okay, because
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I still ended up in the green. Anyway, Raiders
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kind of hanging in there, kind of hanging in
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all these games here. But yeah, Raiders, I mean,
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they're not good. They don't win these games,
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but they're hanging in there, you know? Sean
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this is normally when I throw it to you, but
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I know you're doing it on the fly. I can I can
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go okay This will be easy for me. I As a a dumbass
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took the Rams minus 12 and a half against the
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Cardinals last week lost outright I think this
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is a perfect bounce back spot for the Rams. So
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I'm gonna take the Rams minus three and a half
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here Yeah, I mean I think the Raiders are okay,
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but they are definitely still a team that is
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not built for this kind of offense. So the Rams
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just really need to get right game. And I think
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the Raiders will give it to them single -handedly.
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Give me the Rams, minus three and a half. Chris,
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what do you got? Over 48 and a half. I might
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just start. just taking Raiders over because,
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I mean, defense, like I said last week, very
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boomer bust and Rams offense. I mean, they like
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Sean said, they need to get right game. I know
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no Devante, but they still got weapons. So, yeah,
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I think often their offense, we have to Schneid.
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And I mean, Raiders offense can hang. They did
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not look outmatched at all against at least offensively
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against Buffalo. I know Rams defense kind of
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banged up. Obviously, no Miles Garrett. Um, I
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get Aaron Donald's kind of leading the charge
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there and he's 70 years old. So that's, that
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was me. He's he is old, but, um, he can still
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get it done, but I just don't think you're over
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the hill defensive tackle. Being your best player
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is great. So yeah, I think this will be a lot
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of fun. So yeah, over 48 and a half. Also the
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little stat Stafford on the road is the over
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is 11 and two. dating back to last start of last
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season. So that's the most of any quarterback
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in the league. So, um, yeah, inside buckle up
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over 48 and a half. Well, what are you taking?
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I'm on the same thing, Chris. Uh -oh. What's
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happened one time this season? It didn't really
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go great. No, it went okay. It was all right.
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I guess I think that was week one. Um, I remember
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being up on week one. Um, anyway, Yes for all
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those reasons I do agree that the Rams Definitely
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need to get right game But the Raiders have been
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been hanging around exactly what Chris said like
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they're hanging around offensively they're You
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know, they're not winning these games, but they're
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kind of keeping it close And the Raiders are
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there they're too little too unpredictable For
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me to bet on them spread wise But it feels like
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they could easily like back door cover this game.
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Which is why I'm taking the yeah. Yeah, which
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is why I'm taking over 48 and a half. I think
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it should be should be fun with the Rams 40 tight
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ends. So yeah, there we go. Okay. Next game.
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Another divisional matchup. The Packers are going
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to Detroit. to play the Lions, the Detroit football
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Lions. Lions are home favorites by three points.
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Over under is 52 and a half. Lions banged up
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on defense. Packers really needed them to score
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26 and a half points on a Sunday night football.
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That didn't happen. That made me very sad. But
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I actually did, I live bet the over, because
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right when I got home, was the start of the fourth
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quarter and the score was 20 to 7 and I was like
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oh the Packers just need to need another touchdown
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and I win my bet and then uh as it kind of went
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on for a couple minutes I was like all right
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and then I saw that FanDuel had uh like a live
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boost for uh for the Sunday Night Football so
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I was like all right I'll do this what are we
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gonna put it on I'll just put it on the under
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because if this if they don't score 26 points
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it's not it's not gonna go over So like I'm kind
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of covering myself here And even if they do there's
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still some room in there To where they score
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26 and then I win my under Anyway, that's convoluted
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way of saying I'm taking the over in this game
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Suck my dick. I'm taking over You can't stop
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me. You can't stop me from taking Lions overs
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any game that the Lions are in I feel like I'm
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just gonna take the over That's kind of it Chris
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I mean, yeah, over next. If the Lions are playing
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a football game, I'm taking the over. I mean,
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it's in Detroit where games always go over, especially
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in this matchup. Three of the last five have
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gone over this total and one of the two that
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didn't ended at 51. So it was still a high scoring
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game. Just didn't get quite 53 or yeah, 53 points.
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Just a couple fun stats from the trend center.
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We feel like we go over these every time the
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Lions play home game, but Detroit extended rest
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over is 20 and six in the last 26 games Lions
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as favorites nine and one last 10 or the over
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is so Yeah over Sean Over 53 I was gonna bring
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up another trend center stat, but it sounds like
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that. What are your conditions on yours? Do you
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have them? There were a few I saw like Very extended
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rest, but this one it just made it sound like
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it was if they have extended rest It was like
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20 and 6 and then the other one was just if they're
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a favorite in the football game The over is not
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in one in the last. Yeah I found one those Lions
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favored rest advantage Team is the Lions the
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team has more days of rest in their opponent.
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The team is favored to win and This date is after
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December 4th, 2022, a perfect 16 and O. So that's
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the one I was going off of. So over 53 and a
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half. Fuck it. Over 70. I don't care. Yeah, I'll
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take it. This is 63 and a half. And I mean, I
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wouldn't be thrilled, but I take it. Right. Okay.
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Perfect. There it is. The over. All right. Next
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game Sunday night football chiefs are playing
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the Seahawks in Seattle Seattle is favored by
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two and a half points over under is forty two
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and a half points Where do I begin here? Seahawks
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Lost a kind of a stinker on Sunday on a Thursday
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night football last week Chiefs, I mean just
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dog walked the chargers on Sunday Which worked
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out of my favor? Fortunately, it the chiefs.
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I mean, obviously, any read coming off the by
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from last week and worked out pretty well for
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him. Seahawks. I'm not really sure what kind
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of Seahawks team this is quite yet. It feels
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like there's there's been some inconsistencies.
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There's only been, you know, six weeks of football.
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And so it's, I don't know, I feel like I don't
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have a really good read on on the Seahawks just
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quite yet. But Sean, Do you have a pick for this
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game already? I do. I'm going to take the Chiefs
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plus three. I mean, Seahawks just look bad. Sam
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Darnold is literally seeing ghosts again. Like
29:10
he's having flashbacks to seeing dead people.
29:14
It's not good. There's also like a million trends
29:21
on Trends Center for Patrick Mahomes as an underdog,
29:25
which is just free money. Almost I like it because
29:33
you got this Chiefs team that nobody like Super
29:39
believes in but it's like they're still the Chiefs
29:43
You know, it's still Patrick Mahomes. It's still
29:45
it's still Travis Kelsey like They still Andy
29:48
Reed like they still got the pieces together
29:51
to like get them to the finish line but then
29:55
you're facing like the Super Bowl champs who
29:58
aren't doing that great, so You just kind of
30:04
your mind is sometimes it is that easy where
30:08
you're just like Yeah Chiefs plus three might
30:12
be the move Will what do you got? I too am on
30:17
the Kansas City Chiefs Yeah, I mean Patrick Mahomes
30:23
as a as an underdog but also I do want to Bring
30:28
something to the table here. That's not sort
30:31
of directly related to the Chiefs more just the
30:34
the state of prime time football. When I was
30:38
doing research for Monday Night Football yesterday,
30:43
there was something like, like there's up until
30:47
yesterday, I believe it was 11 straight prime
30:51
time football games, the underdog has won outright.
30:56
And then obviously they did the underdog didn't
30:58
win yesterday outright, but they did cover the
31:02
spread. So something like the past 12 straight
31:05
prime time football games, the the underdog as
31:08
as as done well. That is why I took the Broncos
31:13
on Thursday. I don't remember why I took this.
31:20
What did I do? Oh, I took the the Seahawks. I
31:23
took I took the Seahawks first half. Yeah, because
31:27
the Broncos were slow starters. But that obviously
31:30
didn't work out for me. Anyway. But yeah. And
31:34
so like, I don't know. Does that mean something?
31:43
I don't know. It just feels like feels like we
31:49
can't really count on anything unless it's so
31:53
consistent. Yeah, that you can count on it. The
31:57
thing that we can't count on being the favorites
31:59
being dominant, we can count on the other thing.
32:03
Is this the new prime time unders? I mean, yeah,
32:11
maybe. I mean, I haven't. That let's pump the
32:15
brakes. Okay, let Chris say his pick. Yeah. Yeah
32:22
See Hawks minus two and a half I agree with everything
32:26
you guys said Kansas should not be a dog in this
32:29
game. They are the better team They have better
32:31
offense and the better defense Kenneth Walker
32:33
should run wild Why why are they two and a half
32:37
point dogs? I don't like home field like is They
32:42
should still be favorites in this game This is
32:44
my final stand with the Seahawks and taking them
32:46
minus two. I took them on Thursday night football
32:48
because I thought they would be better. They
32:50
are, they do not look great, but they get the
32:54
rest advantage. I just, it's more so that this
32:57
line just doesn't make sense is why I'm taking
33:00
it. So this is kind of, uh, Oh shit. This is
33:06
kind of a line in the sand game for me. Seahawks
33:08
minus two and a half. If they don't cover, then
33:10
they. They're almost dead to me, which sucks
33:14
how much money I made off them last year. But
33:16
yes, so yeah, see Hawks minus two and a half
33:19
Okay This also might be one where I I wait a
33:24
little bit Before I put this in I wait a little
33:28
bit. I mean put it on it's on, you know Sunday
33:30
morning, but I also kind of see where the money's
33:34
going, you know, yeah, I That's kind of the reason
33:37
I think everyone their mom's gonna be on the
33:39
chiefs in this one and I can just kind of see
33:41
the front desk Before the game now, just chiefs,
33:45
chiefs, everyone just picking the chiefs. And
33:46
so I'm like, OK, I I feel like I got to take
33:49
the Seahawks just pretty much for the reason
33:53
I took the commanders last night. It was like
33:55
everyone's going to be on the 49ers. They are
33:57
far and away the better team. They should win
33:58
this game easily. Yeah, but they did. Well, they
34:01
did win. But that was a touchdown. Yes, yes.
34:06
I know that it's not the exact same, but it's
34:08
the same school of thought is what I'm saying.
34:10
OK, so I'm like. Yes, the spread is a possession,
34:17
but like. Oh yeah, it's like that much different
34:21
and different number obviously, but it's just
34:24
the same. I think everyone's going to choose
34:25
someone to see how it makes perfect sense. They
34:30
achieve should win this game going like it would,
34:32
but. I don't know, so I'm taking Seahawks. I
34:36
mean. Maybe not everybody is going to be on the
34:39
Chiefs. I mean, if not, then yeah, I'll be wrong,
34:41
but I don't know. I mean, I can definitely see
34:46
like your school of thought. It's just like Super
34:49
Bowl champs. Like they got to get this game,
34:53
you know, right? Yeah, I mean they they have
34:56
to win like they have to win this game. Like
34:58
they look terrible. Yeah, you lost a Bo Nix who
35:03
like didn't throw a single pass past the line
35:08
of scrimmage the entire second half and it's
35:11
not like the Broncos were like. great in that
35:14
game like they could not like obviously like
35:16
they could not do anything on offense and they
35:19
still want so yeah the Seahawks just looks like
35:21
shit so this is a gotta have it game so I will
35:26
say this this is kind of the first like actual
35:31
good team that I think the Chiefs will be playing
35:34
this year because they've only they've only played
35:38
the Broncos Colts Dolphins Raiders and Chargers
35:43
Which damn that's a fucking cupcake schedule
35:47
and they went to over overtime against the Colts
35:49
and like Was it the Raiders played him close
35:53
covered the spread? Right and so like the Chiefs
35:59
five. Yeah, they're fine. Oh That makes sense
36:04
Yeah, so I guess I mean the jury is still out
36:10
on Really? What kind of team this is? Seems like
36:15
a trap now. Yeah. But I mean, I mean, they beat
36:21
the shit out of the Broncos in week one or whatever
36:25
that's worth. And like, I don't know what the
36:29
hell's going on with the Chargers. They're a
36:33
very bad football team. I mean, yeah, but I mean,
36:38
they're just everybody's hurt. It's I think it's
36:42
more than that. Oh, it's like Herbert looks like
36:45
dog shit. Don't get me wrong. But I think if
36:47
they had healthy like other guys healthy they
36:50
two two and four as opposed to oh it's six yeah
36:56
that's just like i don't know i heard something
37:02
on uh a show today that um mike mcdaniel made
37:08
uh made justin herbert like redo his his whole
37:12
like footwork like uh how he does his footwork
37:16
and uh apparently now it's that's that's the
37:21
the big difference Mike McDonnell is never working
37:23
the NFL again. Go back to being a ball boy. Dude,
37:33
that's that's tough. Chargers are on a buy. We'll
37:37
see what they do. I mean, it's I mean, it's too
37:40
late. It's too hard to do like actually do anything.
37:45
But yeah, you didn't get a win before the Tennessee
37:51
Titans. That is rough. I feel for the is it the
37:58
Chargers and the Dolphins? Are those the two
38:00
last defeated teams? Pathetic teams. Couldn't
38:06
imagine not having a win going into week seven.
38:10
What a bunch of losers. Have you won since Christmas?
38:14
Of course, that was 256 days ago. Those guys
38:20
suck. Not like us. All right. Moving on From
38:33
teams that are worse than the Titans now we move
38:36
on to our double unit Guaranteed not to lose
38:39
sure fire picks of the week And I'm gonna go
38:42
first because I don't want mine to be stolen
38:46
So it is a game that we have already discussed
38:50
it is The Carolina Panthers minus three and a
38:55
half. I love this Panthers team Todd balls sucks
38:59
And I do have a stat from our friends over at
39:02
the trend center. This one is titled opponent
39:05
home ot When the opponents last game went into
39:11
overtime and they were at home the team that
39:14
plays them in the current week are 101 59 and
39:19
6 against the spread 141 and 71 straight up.
39:25
Give me the Panthers minus three and a half Love
39:29
I this is really exciting. It feels really fun
39:32
to bet on the Panthers. I don't know I don't
39:35
know what it is. They just been dogshit for the
39:37
past four or five years three four five years
39:39
somewhere around there and Now a new team is
39:43
kind of on the block new exciting. Let's go.
39:45
Let's go Panthers minus three and a half Todd
39:50
bowls is bad He he's bad at making decisions
39:55
Because he doesn't make them he looks at other
39:58
people on his staff when they when it's time
40:00
to make a decision. And he's like, Okay, yeah,
40:07
we're gonna go for it. Just exactly like that.
40:11
Anyway, that's my double unit surefire guarantee
40:14
not to lose pick of the week. Let's win another
40:16
surefire parlay. Chris, what is your surefire?
40:20
I'm glad you asked. Well, I'm speaking of teams
40:23
that are worse than the Titans. The Indianapolis
40:27
Colts are in a Bismal franchise. What a bunch
40:31
of losers. Daniel Jones is very, very bad. He
40:38
looked like dog shit against the very bad defense
40:41
of the Tennessee Titans. So Brian Flores is going
40:44
to have this man in hell. I'm thinking Colt's
40:47
Vikings under 41 and a half double unit guaranteed
40:50
not to lose. Vikings offense is not particularly
40:54
great either. I know they're coming off a buy,
40:56
but I mean, they've laid several stinkers this
41:00
year. Only one Vikings game has gotten over a
41:05
total of 41 and a half and that was week one
41:07
when their defense set them up with like three,
41:10
essentially gave them three touchdowns in like
41:12
the last five minutes of the game. I'm hoping
41:15
that doesn't happen again here, but I just don't
41:18
think Coles can really score very much at all.
41:21
So even the Vikings put up score. four touchdowns,
41:24
I think we're still fine. So yeah, Colt's Vikings
41:27
under 41 and a half, guaranteed not to lose.
41:29
Sean, what do you got? I am going with the Los
41:36
Angeles Rams minus three and a half. And I have
41:41
a trend from our friends at the Trend Center
41:44
that goes back 21 years and is a perfect 17 and
41:52
0. If you just fade the Raiders, As dogs, after
41:58
a close game, you would have won 17 bets in a
42:02
row over 21 years. But still, conditions, team
42:10
is favored to win, team spread is less than three
42:12
and a half or more than three and a half. The
42:15
opponent is the Raiders. The opponent's previous
42:17
game's margin of victory was three or opponent's
42:22
margin of victory was less than three and also
42:24
more than three. So. Either way the Raiders win
42:28
or lose this trend is still active The team spread
42:32
is less than nine and a half. The over -under
42:35
is set at less than 44 So that's it 17 perfect
42:44
games Let's make it 18. That's a that's a I think
42:51
I'd call that a doozy. Yeah That brings our parlay
42:58
odds to plus Six one five. No way. Shout out.
43:06
Hell yeah. Too bad I'm gonna boost it with one
43:11
of these stupid books. I was giving out stupid
43:16
boosts for parlays. Anyway, okay, well there's
43:20
the surefire picks. I posted the surefire parlay
43:23
last week. So did I. Got to like 900 I think.
43:27
That's why they're stoop letting us do it. Yeah,
43:30
they are stupid All right, okay, there's your
43:40
fires now on to extra plays I Actually have two
43:45
extra plays this week very exciting First one
43:50
I got 49ers minus three and a half at the Falcons
43:54
Am I an idiot am I missing something I don't
44:02
I thought the same thing I stayed away because
44:05
I was like this what what's going on here? Okay,
44:09
I'm gonna take it Bringing it back to the fade
44:12
the Falcons trend I I've given out two or three
44:17
times on this pod and it's worked for this season
44:22
So I'm doing that a group if it ain't broke and
44:26
then I am taking the Saints plus three Do y 'all
44:32
know why? Do you know what Saturday is? Mars.
44:44
Mardi Gras? No, I don't. What's Saturday? Well,
44:48
there's Mardi Gras in March. I don't know where
44:49
Mardi Gras is. Mardi Gras is in March. Yeah.
44:54
Saturday. What is Saturday, Will? Besides the
44:57
24th. The clocks change. Oh, oh, yes. Add it
45:04
to my cart. Oh, oh. And the same. Fuck. The Saints
45:10
plus three. At home. Against the Steelers on
45:16
Sunday. That should be Aaron Rodgers. Cannot
45:20
win when the clocks change. For some reason we
45:23
just add that to the surefire parlay. Well, let's
45:28
not get cute. We want one of these things and
45:32
then we get extra play. Let's just see, let's
45:37
just see. What are the odds? You can add it.
45:41
I am. I can let you do that. Plus 1308. Not the
45:51
official parlay. A $10 bet would win $130. Yes,
45:56
it would. You can bet it. I might, but I feel
46:02
like officially we shouldn't get too crazy here.
46:07
I'm just taking it not in a parlay. Yeah. Yes,
46:13
you get a single boost you got to boost that
46:15
though Well, if I if I have one after my surefire,
46:20
which I always try to boost my surefire Singularly,
46:26
but yes Saints plus three they do need a win
46:30
Well, they just got one but they need a couple
46:33
of more and I feel like the Steelers have been
46:35
doing suspiciously better well then They should
46:45
not have won that game last week They should
46:47
not have won that game. Yeah. So, yeah. Taking
46:52
the Saints at home plus three. Well, not really.
46:56
What? Paris. It's Paris. What? It's in Paris.
47:02
No, it's not. Yes, it is. They have a game in
47:05
Paris? Yeah. It's at 8 .30 in the morning. Brother,
47:12
it says it on the app. Like it says like 8 .30
47:16
central time. OK. The fact that you don't look
47:22
at the times is so insane. So insane to me. Okay,
47:31
so in my defense, when I'm looking at my ESPN
47:35
app, I have the Titans as the number one, and
47:40
then it's the rest. But like if you look at the
47:44
game, it shows you like where it's playing. Like,
47:48
if you look under it, it says, like, it'll say,
47:51
like, France. I didn't look at that, Sean. Yeah,
47:55
it's... It says it on there. It's crazy. Okay,
48:02
so also I did see it on the Trend Center. And
48:07
it doesn't have that on the Trend Center. I didn't
48:10
know we were playing a game in Paris. Wait, does
48:12
France even... France doesn't even have daylight
48:14
savings time. Oh, fuck. This changes everything.
48:17
Are you sure? Yes, we're the only ones that do
48:20
it. Yes. Are we really? Yeah. Okay. It's a very
48:28
American idea. Yes. Oh, hmm. Yes, France observes
48:36
daylight savings time. Well, then it's a lock.
48:42
Back on baby. When is it the same day? This changes
48:48
everything again. Yes. Yes, the upcoming clock
48:57
change to standard time happens on Sunday, October
49:01
25, which would which is like, late Saturday
49:05
night or early Sunday morning. I mean, it's the
49:08
same thing. It's always at 2am. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
49:14
2am Sunday. Bet is still on. Damn. I didn't know
49:23
they did that. I think it's everywhere. Well,
49:29
there are parts of America that don't observe
49:31
daylight savings time. Yeah, like Arizona or
49:33
something like Mexico There are like Indiana
49:38
or something. There's somewhere in Indiana. There
49:40
are certain like counties that don't do it Yeah,
49:43
but there are there are states like, Arizona
49:46
Well, that's stupid. I I think they're very smart
49:52
Well, either everyone needs to do it or no one
49:56
needs to do it Anything else is stupid It's never
50:00
gonna change. They keep every fucking year, they
50:03
say this is the last year and it never changes.
50:06
It's never gonna change. But yeah, those are
50:11
my extra plays Saints plus three and 49ers minus
50:13
three and a half. Let's go. Let's have a week.
50:17
Chris, what are your extra plays? Well, added
50:19
Saints plus three to the card because I didn't
50:22
know the time the clocks are changing on Saturday.
50:25
If you didn't if you hadn't told me that. Good
50:28
chance I wouldn't know until Sunday morning.
50:30
So shout out Will. Broncos Cardinals first half
50:34
under 21 and a half. Broncos first half unders
50:36
until the wheels fall off. Yeah. Simple as that.
50:41
Also Arizona's offense is not very good either.
50:44
She kicked shit out of field goals against the
50:45
Rams. So yeah, under 21 and a half first half.
50:49
Stinky one. Almost my sure fire, but I can't
50:53
put this much faith. in the New York football
50:56
giants plus 10 against the Texans. Huge line.
51:00
I know. The Texans coming back from London without
51:04
a bye. We've seen this season that's usually
51:07
doesn't spell success for the team. Indianapolis
51:10
lost Pittsburgh. Washington tied the Giants and
51:13
Philly just got rocked by Carolina. Also a trend
51:16
center since 2018. Dogs of 10 points or less
51:20
who did not cover the previous game. who are
51:22
playing a team who did cover their previous game
51:25
are 186, 125 and 10 against the spread. Six percent
51:29
win rate. It's on a 12 game win streak. In 18,
51:34
we trust nine is dead. He has leveled up to 18
51:37
Giants plus 10. And oh, if I have a good Saturday,
51:45
fuck it, Titans Moneyline. Yes. If I don't know.
51:52
Right. I got some money to burn after Saturday
51:54
Titans money line. I'm also probably going to
51:58
take that Colts Vikings under your sure fire
52:00
just straight up as well. Forgot to mention that
52:02
one. Oh, I did have a trend center one for that
52:04
as well. I forgot to mention it. I have it on
52:06
my phone. Oh, my God. Here. Okay. There's seven
52:13
parameters of it. I don't feel like reading all
52:14
those but it's called non conference unders after
52:17
loss and over since 2018. It's one 1669 and three.
52:22
It's on two game win streak for the Colts Vikings
52:26
under 41 and a half. Let's go pretty good. Sean,
52:33
you got any extra place? Um, I've added saints
52:36
plus three Broncos first half under and Colts
52:40
Vikings under 41 and a half check the Twitter.
52:44
We all have the same bets. What could go wrong?
52:49
I mean, I will have bets for probably all the
52:53
games because Guess it's just who I am as a person
52:57
now because I don't want that thousand bucks
53:00
I've gone six weeks betting all the entire NFL
53:04
board and if I feel like I miss a game now, there's
53:09
there's no point so There's no point in just
53:15
gambling at all In life, you know just no point
53:20
of living. Yeah, just you know, whatever it's
53:24
cool I don't know. I get what you're saying.
53:30
Maybe not to that degree, but I mean, it's worked
53:34
out. Knock on wood so far. It's fine. I mean,
53:37
it's I don't know if it's I wouldn't say it's
53:42
cool to say this, but it's like, it's like, yeah,
53:47
that 252 NFL games this year. I like, I mean,
53:53
cool. I did it. I did it. We I didn't I there
53:58
was I think it was like three years ago I did
54:00
bet the entire board on week one and I think
54:02
I won like four bets I was like, you know, I
54:06
don't think I'm gonna do this So, yeah more power
54:14
to you Sean that I usually have So it's kind
54:20
of like why not throw a little extra money around
54:24
by the way, I'm still playing with All the free
54:29
money that like FanDuel and DraftKings gave us
54:32
like week one. Oh, yeah. It's good. Yeah. Like,
54:39
yeah. Really good. So good job. Who cares? You
54:47
know, that's kind of how I feel. It's just like,
54:52
it's not really my money. It is, but they gave
54:57
it to me. Proud of you, Sean. Thanks. Don't let
55:06
anyone tell you otherwise no matter how much
55:09
they tell you oh Dead to me If they do it if
55:17
they just keep going and they don't stop did
55:23
y 'all see that Florida That he was like the
55:29
director of like the gambling hotline in Florida
55:32
stole like a million dollars from the company
55:36
and was gambling with it. No, that's pretty That's
55:40
pretty badass. Kind of is, yeah. You should always
55:47
steal from your job. Gamble responsibly. The
55:52
gambling part, I don't know. But you should always
55:54
steal from your job. If you're going to stay
55:59
here for years and years and years. You should
56:01
steal from your job and being like, oh, I've
56:03
got to take a 20 minute shit. Yeah. Or like,
56:08
I like this pin. It's mine now. Yeah. I would
56:12
like that 1 .3 million. it's mine i think i'll
56:17
take that one today he's going to prison listen
56:24
i uh i may or may not have stolen a lot of food
56:30
at sam's club like a lot like a lot 1 .3 mil
56:35
worth everything is very large at sam's club
56:39
it's true probably not that much i would still
56:43
i would still doubt it even touches 1 .3 million
56:46
dollars it's not even lose. I maybe I shouldn't.
56:55
There's no way maybe I shouldn't talk about this.
56:58
Yeah, probably wouldn't. Okay. Well, all right
57:04
there. That's the card. So gents, I I didn't,
57:11
I didn't get to watch the Titans game, I didn't
57:13
get to listen to it. From from what I, you know,
57:18
heard, I didn't have I haven't even watched the
57:22
the highlights yet. Do you guys feel as if this
57:27
was a Titans win or a Colts loss I would definitely
57:36
I Yeah, a little bit of both. I think the defense
57:40
the defense showed up. Yes for the Titans But
57:44
I would say showed up for the Titans, but Overall,
57:49
yeah Colts loss. I'd say it was by 60 40 maybe
57:54
towards Colts loss um but who gives a fuck right
58:00
12 and 5 is still on the table guys very much
58:04
so yeah i mean like honestly like going into
58:13
this week i was like wow we're really gonna go
58:15
oh and 17 so if we could just get this one i
58:22
guess that's good it's not it's not good but
58:27
it raises yeah my hope for the season, I guess.
58:33
Oh, it definitely does, because now I'm looking
58:35
like I'm looking at this week, the Browns. I'm
58:38
like, we can definitely win this game. I'm not
58:43
saying we will, but we definitely can. Offense
58:47
has to play a lot better. We still yeah, we won.
58:52
We still got outgained by like 200 yards. And
58:54
I know not all of that is like, oh, the offense
58:57
sucked is because I mean, we had a punt block
59:00
return for a touchdown. We had a long, long punt
59:07
return in the third or late in the game, which
59:10
I think we, I think it was turned to like the
59:13
20 or the 30 or something like that. So that's
59:14
kind of take down your yards and then defense
59:17
forced to fumble on the first play, the second
59:19
half at midfield. So it's like, yeah, when you
59:21
have short fields, you're probably going to get
59:22
out gained, but still the office did not look
59:25
great. I will say, but. He's looking he's looking
59:33
nuts Yeah, he is that guy Yeah him and then Jeffrey
59:39
Simmons. I feel like he shouldn't he should never
59:42
get enough like he was perfect in that game It
59:47
felt like he was just like he went out. There's
59:49
like we're winning this fucking day He went out
59:53
with a fucking the mission. Yeah Come on motherfuckers.
59:59
We're winning this game It was like it almost
1:00:04
felt like it's like why can't we have this level
1:00:07
of? Like ferocity like every week because it
1:00:11
did feel different like in half Yeah, the second
1:00:16
half was just like they came out and they were
1:00:18
just like fuck you we're gonna win this game
1:00:22
and like I feel like the Titans like Greatest
1:00:27
weakness. It's just like when they're down they're
1:00:29
out. Yeah, and so If they can just kick that
1:00:36
monkey off their back and it's just be like,
1:00:38
yo, we're never out. They could win a lot more
1:00:42
football games. What if we just play until the
1:00:48
timer is done? Yeah, it's a novel concept until
1:00:55
the game is over. Game was over. The game was
1:01:02
over. Yeah. Honestly, like I I did have Titans
1:01:15
plus six on my card, but it was not from faith
1:01:20
that the Titans would cover. It was purely from
1:01:23
the trend center. Like they had a really good,
1:01:26
I don't remember what it was, but they had a
1:01:28
really good trend for the Titans plus six. And
1:01:31
I was like, fuck it. I'm going to watch this
1:01:35
dog shit team anyways. I might as well fucking
1:01:37
root for something other than them to just win
1:01:40
outright. But yeah, it was fun Sunday. Yeah,
1:01:48
I wish I had more of those for the past 22 games,
1:01:53
but you know like It was a pretty good weekend.
1:01:56
The Vols won belt ass Titans won that never happens.
1:02:04
I was sitting there after the game. I was like
1:02:06
one Yeah, Fred's beat the Blues on Saturday to
1:02:10
to beat their ass. Yeah, I do Look at us Just
1:02:17
a bunch of winners Well, it's like I saw that
1:02:21
Willie Winters on last Wednesday, Nashville SC
1:02:27
played and they won four to one. Of course they
1:02:30
did. Well, Nashville SC is like one of the best
1:02:34
teams in the MLS right now. But I know they were
1:02:39
like, hey, we they they literally called out
1:02:42
the Titans was like we scored more points than
1:02:45
you after that Texans game. I mean, they had,
1:02:49
yeah, I think they, they won like that one four
1:02:52
to one. I think that one, another one, like three
1:02:53
to nothing. So yeah, they had scored seven to
1:02:55
the Titan six. Even in that one game, they were
1:02:59
like, we scored more points than you in this,
1:03:02
in this week. Like we won four, one, you lost
1:03:06
26 to three. Oh, it's 26 to six. No, it was three.
1:03:11
It was, why don't I think it was six? I don't
1:03:15
know. Anyway, I mean, it doesn't matter, but.
1:03:20
I don't know. But yeah, but nice to win one.
1:03:25
Look at us. It does. Like it, I, I relate to
1:03:31
that, that Kevin quote from the office so much.
1:03:34
It's like, it's just nice to win one. It really
1:03:39
is. Like, I hope you should go for a couple more
1:03:43
weeks. Yeah. Until this Sunday when it all blows
1:03:48
up in our face and we lose the Browns by 30.
1:03:52
Right. But I mean, Hey, when, um, when all hope
1:03:56
was lost and then we had to start will levis
1:03:59
against the falcons that that was really nice
1:04:04
that kept me for the whole season that was like
1:04:08
week four yeah like week seven or something like
1:04:15
that kept me for the whole season it was early
1:04:19
because i was still not rocking the hoodie at
1:04:22
eson yet i think um No, it's Halloween. Yeah,
1:04:28
it was right after yeah. Yes, right after Halloween.
1:04:31
Yes. I was like seven or eight Depending on the
1:04:36
way the calendar was that year? But yeah, depending
1:04:40
on if well week week wise but depending on Titans
1:04:44
probably had their buy in like week five that
1:04:47
year All right Okay, and so what are your guys's
1:04:55
takes on the fact that the Eagles made Jalen
1:05:01
Hurts with a blood clot on 36 hours of no sleep
1:05:09
play the Jaguars in London. Well, do we know
1:05:17
for sure that like, Jalen was like, being like,
1:05:24
I'm not good. I know that's where I think It's
1:05:29
don't be wrong. Medical staff, all of them need
1:05:31
to be fired over this. This is egregious. I don't
1:05:34
think they the team was like, no, you're playing
1:05:37
this game. I think it was jail. It was like,
1:05:39
yeah, I'm good because he's he is a dog. He's
1:05:42
an animal. Yes. He's going to say unless he physically
1:05:46
cannot move, he is going to say, yeah, I'm good
1:05:50
to go. It is the job of the medical staff. Like,
1:05:54
no, you could legitimately. Could die. So, yeah,
1:06:02
they're I don't think it was it was a they made
1:06:05
him play. It was they were very, very, very stupid
1:06:09
and let him play. Yeah, they should all be fired.
1:06:14
He's he should sue them and make a shit ton of
1:06:16
money. That's if what like it was what if what
1:06:21
is being reported went down is the truth. And
1:06:23
yeah, that's egregious. And he may never play
1:06:27
again, honestly, like this isn't like, like,
1:06:31
oh, he'll come back next year. Like he very good
1:06:34
chance he doesn't play again. Really? Yeah. I
1:06:38
mean, he might have to go on like, if, like,
1:06:42
if it's a persistent clotting issue, he'll have
1:06:44
to go on blood. He could have to go on blood
1:06:47
thinners and then he will never play again. If
1:06:48
that happens to blood thinners, they're not good
1:06:53
for athletes. You can't play contact sports with
1:06:56
them. You could, I mean, If he gets hit hard
1:06:58
in the head, he could, uh, was having an aneurysm
1:07:02
and die. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. I did not know.
1:07:07
I mean, that's kind of like, um, I don't think
1:07:09
it's this degree, but like Chris Bosch had this
1:07:11
issue. Um, and I don't think it was as severe
1:07:15
if I remember correctly, but he was, he had blood
1:07:17
clot issues and he had to retire because of it.
1:07:21
Yeah. Yeah. Um, I think them not being like,
1:07:29
penalized over it is a little suspect but I think
1:07:36
they're looking at I saw that I don't know if
1:07:38
the NFL is looking into it but some someone is
1:07:40
investigating like how this all yeah you gotta
1:07:45
get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this or something
1:07:48
like they were in London Nancy Drew Nancy Drew
1:07:50
at the least like you know elementary Watson
1:07:57
fucking the hardly hardly boys I'm getting a
1:08:02
raging clue My clue is pointing that way. The
1:08:09
blood dinners. We could get Joe Milton starting
1:08:16
at some point this season now, because they signed
1:08:19
him off the Cowboys practice squad. So who is
1:08:22
their backup now? I forget his name. Tanner McKee?
1:08:27
McKee, yeah, that's it. Tim McKee? I think it's
1:08:30
Tanner. He's played well in the past, like in
1:08:35
relief. But I mean, didn't look great against
1:08:39
Carolina. I mean, I didn't watch it, but numbers
1:08:41
were not great against Carolina. I don't know,
1:08:44
but we could get bazooka Joe sidings this year.
1:08:47
And that's always a fun time. You know, we threw
1:08:50
an orange over a hundred yards. Crazy, man. He
1:08:54
must be the greatest football player of all time.
1:08:58
Practice merchant. Oh, I can't wait for the videos
1:09:02
out of Philly practice. Fresh eyes getting a
1:09:06
look at Joe Milt like, Oh, you've seen this shit?
1:09:09
I can throw it a billion yards. Don't see me
1:09:15
through this orange. That's phase one of the
1:09:19
Joe Milton experience. Yeah, it's a wild ride.
1:09:25
That's so crazy how he's just really good at
1:09:29
practice. He's so good at practice. If it's a
1:09:36
meaningful game, you're fucked. Because phase
1:09:41
two of the Joe Milton experience is he plays
1:09:43
against like, you know, like a meaningless game
1:09:47
and he plays well, you know, hey, my have something
1:09:51
here. And then it's just he plays more games
1:09:56
and you're like, oh, it's not very good. Right.
1:10:02
So I think it's just like crazy how he has like,
1:10:07
Jalen hurts blood clots in his lungs. You need
1:10:10
those. Just to like you know be around exist
1:10:16
long it's kind of important some are saying Some
1:10:21
medical journals say that I think Think I saw
1:10:26
that on the back of a cereal box one time Well,
1:10:30
it's kind of important Hey lungs Don't uh, don't
1:10:36
stab him. Oh It's kind of unrelated but it reminds
1:10:40
me of it Like the New York Times a couple weeks
1:10:44
ago, they were just like, Hey, you might be drinking
1:10:47
too much water. And then like the Twitter replies
1:10:50
were like, Oh great. They just like soft launched
1:10:53
the water shortage. It's like, Hey lungs, you
1:11:00
don't really need those. You can live with one.
1:11:07
Oh, geez. Um, so have you all seen the New York
1:11:14
giants? running back room is just kind of falling
1:11:18
apart at the seams. No one can translate. Kind
1:11:24
of. I mean, what's. Well, they cut nausea today
1:11:28
or maybe yesterday, but because he was complaining
1:11:31
about not getting enough carries and then Harbaugh
1:11:37
benched, but didn't bench Scadaboo on Sunday.
1:11:41
Scadaboo legitimately did not touch the ball.
1:11:43
I think he was out there for three plays. And
1:11:45
then when they asked him about it. He's like,
1:11:48
Hey, why, like, why'd you bench scatter? Instead
1:11:50
of saying it's because he has fumble issues and
1:11:53
he needs to a be punished or be just like, Hey,
1:11:57
he needs to take a step back. Kind of get his
1:11:59
shit together. He was like, Oh, I just happened
1:12:02
to the flow of the game. We didn't plan on it.
1:12:04
It just how the game unfolded to which I would
1:12:07
say if that's how the game, how the game unfolded
1:12:11
was you don't give the football that you're starting
1:12:13
running back. That's makes you look. a billion
1:12:17
times worse. Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, they're
1:12:24
they're leading their division. Yeah. I said
1:12:29
that division sucks right now. I mean, the NFC
1:12:33
East has not won a football game in two weeks.
1:12:36
And last week, two of them played each other.
1:12:40
Yeah. That's crazy. That's funny. Yeah. NFC least
1:12:50
is back. The commanders can still win this. Yeah.
1:12:58
None of it's it's all. They won't. But I mean,
1:13:01
the Cowboys are so bad. Yeah, they're just took
1:13:07
a shit on Sunday Night Football. I mean, this
1:13:09
off if this offense can't get it going. I mean,
1:13:14
the defense is ass. So they have nothing. They
1:13:18
have to score like four touchdowns a game to.
1:13:21
Yeah. Yeah. But I did feel bad for you. Well,
1:13:29
about the Your 20 over 26 and a half point loss
1:13:32
because I also had a team total at 26 and a half
1:13:37
Lose by the hook because their Patriots dumbass
1:13:41
kicker missed an extra point. Oh, I won that
1:13:47
What? Wait, you had 26 and a half a team total
1:13:50
over 26 and a half Patriots and 25 Motherfucker
1:13:57
I locked it in early because every time I wait
1:13:59
on a team total it goes up. Yeah It was like
1:14:04
minus 130 though when I got to it and I was like,
1:14:07
eh, whatever. Okay. I'm not, I might be done
1:14:10
betting team totals honestly. It never, it's
1:14:14
always just painstakingly close one way or another.
1:14:18
I might be done with them for this season. Happens.
1:14:24
I mean, as soon as he missed that extra point,
1:14:27
I was like, that is fucked. Well, let's find
1:14:33
out this week. think his last name areola or
1:14:36
some shit dumbass areola the kicker okay well
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