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Jalen Williams Roasts Funny Marco in WILD Presser | Marco Is Off the Ball, Ep. 4 · Bleacher Report

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  Speaker 1: What up? You really like a real chill guy? Why
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: don't you wear your hair out like one?
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  Speaker 2: I just got it done, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I got more hair than you too, so it'd be
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  Speaker 2: like all over my face like you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, let me see you hat. Come on, bro,
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  Speaker 1: how much weave you added your hair?
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  Speaker 3: Zero? Zero?
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  Speaker 1: We've I used to have, well, even my hair.
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  Speaker 3: The Jimmy Butler extensions. Who's that again, Jimmy? You know
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Butler.
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  Speaker 1: What team you played for? The words so many?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Take total? Real? Who you are?
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  Speaker 3: Jaln Williams played for the Thunder.
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  Speaker 1: The third Because it's so many?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I feel like how many? How many?
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  Speaker 3: I'm the only one with my name like this, like
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  Speaker 3: you full out. There's the other, the tall.
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  Speaker 2: Asian one on my team, but he spelled it different,
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  Speaker 2: so I feel like I'm one on one.
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  Speaker 1: What belongs to you but it used by everyone you meet?
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  Speaker 3: What is this like a riddle?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 4: Say what belongs to you but get used by everybody
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  Speaker 4: that you meet?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have an answer for the riddle? What's the
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  Speaker 3: answer for the riddles?
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  Speaker 1: Your name?
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  Speaker 3: My name? M hmm, that's good. That's really good, right,
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't got that with infinite tries.
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  Speaker 1: My cousin wrote it, Well, he's seventeen and he in
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  Speaker 1: eighth grade.
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  Speaker 3: Seventeen eighth grade. That's not normal seventeen eighth grades.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So, like, what do you feel like you good
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  Speaker 1: at on your team? What do you feel like.
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  Speaker 3: Your specialty is a little bit of everything?
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  Speaker 1: Just be specific?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that's my thing though? What that? That's
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  Speaker 3: the nickname I was given mister Everything.
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  Speaker 2: So like a little bit of everything, like as in
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  Speaker 2: like defense, offense, pass, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like just score?
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  Speaker 1: You're the best scorer on the team.
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  Speaker 3: Probably not, we have the best scorer in the NBA
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  Speaker 3: on our team.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to hear that? Can you repeat that?
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  Speaker 1: And can you talk lower so he can't hear you?
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  Speaker 2: Ask him about being an All Star?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I guess how does it feel to be an
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  Speaker 4: our star?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? That's good? Next question is he or WHOA?
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  Speaker 3: Are you?
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  Speaker 1: Six four?
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  Speaker 3: You?
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  Speaker 1: Six six?
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  Speaker 3: I'm six six. We're six four coming from defensively, he's
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  Speaker 3: six four?
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  Speaker 1: All right, what do you got to say to your
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  Speaker 1: younger you?
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  Speaker 3: You won't end up being six four, You'll be six
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  Speaker 3: to six, So.
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  Speaker 1: You will say that to yourself at six.
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  Speaker 3: Months, Yeah, hanging there.
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  Speaker 4: So you're struggling at six months, you will tell your
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  Speaker 4: six months hero self, hanging there.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like, hanging there because you're gonna be short
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  Speaker 2: for a while and then you're gonna a grosspur That's good.
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  Speaker 4: So just moving forward with anybody that's coming into the
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  Speaker 4: All Star Game, you know, for Nick year, what is
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  Speaker 4: your advice to them?
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  Speaker 1: What do you feel like they can do to get
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  Speaker 1: to where you at?
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  Speaker 3: That was really that was a good question. I would
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I would say, just not worry about
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  Speaker 3: what everybody else is doing. You need water?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm good, you keep going, Okay, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would just say not worry about what everybody else
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  Speaker 2: is doing.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I said, over, we got that. How do
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  Speaker 4: you say, is it commendator? Commentator?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Commentator is a commentator that you just can't stay. Oh
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  Speaker 4: I heard Jaymon Green. I heard that you just didn't
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  Speaker 4: really get with just his playing style, That's.
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  Speaker 1: What I heard.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't agree with Draymond's thing he said about the
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  Speaker 2: defensive teams. We had a little bit of a disagreement there.
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  Speaker 2: But he does he count as a commentator, He's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, not a ball player.
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  Speaker 2: What you do on the court, maybe, Chuck, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be disagreeing with Chuck sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Can you send Chuck a message real quick? If you
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  Speaker 1: can look at that Chuck right.
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  Speaker 3: There, Chuck lock in man.
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  Speaker 1: So let's take it back. If you could get drafted
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  Speaker 1: by any team in a world, who would it be?
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  Speaker 3: The Thunder? You don't believe me?
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  Speaker 1: Do you believe him?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Did anybody else believe them? Do y'all believe him? The Thunder?
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  Speaker 3: But he looks so shocked.
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  Speaker 1: You said that you would just like to play for.
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  Speaker 4: The Thunder out of anybody that you could play with.
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  Speaker 4: And I say it's a bad team. You get what
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying. We're not going that route, but just growing
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  Speaker 4: up like Chicago Bulls like probably because you want to
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  Speaker 4: give him a tale, okay. So like if you come
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  Speaker 4: like Chicago bull the Celtics, Larry Birds like you growing up,
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  Speaker 4: it's just like you know, Steve Nash, the Celtics, Steve
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  Speaker 4: Nash played.
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  Speaker 1: For the Celtics. Didn't he play for the Celtics?
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  Speaker 3: No? The Suns?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, so you would like to play for the Suns. Okay, cool.
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  Speaker 4: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna edit when
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  Speaker 4: I asked what team would you like to play for?
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  Speaker 1: And we're gonna take the Sun. That's what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 3: How do you feel shout out Steve Nash saying the
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  Speaker 3: Claire legend.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, I'm gonna take when I
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  Speaker 4: say what team with you got drafted by, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: edit it and it's gonna put you saying the Son.
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  Speaker 4: You could get drafted by any team in the world.
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  Speaker 4: Who would it be the Sons?
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you would like to play for the Suns?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out Steve Dan. You'll probably get more flag
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  Speaker 2: for that than me. He'll be Yeah, how the Thunder
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  Speaker 2: not gonna like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oklahoma's not gonna like that.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like the favorite, like my number, the favorite
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  Speaker 4: jersey that you got the I like thirty two, So
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  Speaker 4: that jersey that you had, the which one?
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  Speaker 3: It's probably all those talents you just it's knocking jog rememory.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the creditor static.
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  Speaker 4: What's the hardest sport that you feel like that is
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  Speaker 4: like the hardest sport to play?
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  Speaker 3: I'll probably say basketball. That's whart soccer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Really he said? Ah, y'all hearing him? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Basketball?
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear? All right? What about you? Do you
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  Speaker 1: agree with him? Bra running?
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, do you feel like that is the hardest?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, bro, all right, be real? Asked what what's
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  Speaker 4: the hardest sport?
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  Speaker 3: You feel like? Is that the answer you wanted me
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  Speaker 3: to say?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not football, but like you got have you ever
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  Speaker 4: seen soccer that is hard?
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  Speaker 1: That is a hard sport?
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  Speaker 3: Team? I said, basketball or soccer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that it's easy because to get there, because.
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  Speaker 1: My cousin Poople was still trying to get on the team.
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  Speaker 3: This is the seventeen year old eighth there.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know my opinion, who's.
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  Speaker 3: The swaggiest player in the NBA?
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  Speaker 1: Brown?
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  Speaker 3: Got it sometimes? Jaylen Brown?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh sh sha? Is actually the swag answer? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Typical answer? Yeah, wrong answer. I feel like who is
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  Speaker 3: the swaggy? I think it's me?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, now, you are you okay? Pull up something?
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  Speaker 1: It's outfits.
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  Speaker 3: If you were in the NBA, do you think you
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  Speaker 3: would be in top five?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't even sucking with what I got on?
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  Speaker 3: Is that including the towels or without the towels. You
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  Speaker 3: don't got me by no means.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, what is the most expensive thing that you
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  Speaker 1: bought that you regret?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, Probably a pair of clothes or something
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  Speaker 3: I really bought.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, actually, I bought a bracelet, like a cross bracelet.
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  Speaker 3: I regret doing that.
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  Speaker 1: How much was it?
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  Speaker 3: Like? Eight bands?
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  Speaker 1: Got ball? Eight thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You like zem me real quick.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have my people hit your people and we can like, no,
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  Speaker 2: figure the same thing my daddy said.
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  Speaker 3: Nice. Yeah, we'll make like a call or something.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, my daddy said that nine seeing him ever again, I.
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  Speaker 3: Feel like these are two very different situations.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mind being my daddy?
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  Speaker 3: Hey? Yo, I know I'm not on that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I'm saying my dad's not around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't help you with that one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying I can learn from you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I want my first kid to be
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  Speaker 2: start out at me ugly.
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  Speaker 3: How old are you? Thirty? Yeah? Yeah, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I want a thirty year old kid to start out with.
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  Speaker 1: And you don't want to be my pops?
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  Speaker 3: No, die, nah, that ain't it all right?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 3: You dropped a couple of tops too. Okay, do I
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  Speaker 3: take this with me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: If I can leave you with a word of the day,
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  Speaker 4: it'll be a barista pitching.
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  Speaker 1: Barisial pitching means.
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  Speaker 4: That you actually need to take time and just focus
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  Speaker 4: more on your ability of learning denomination of like can
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  Speaker 4: you spell that? I'm not gonna talk to somebody that
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  Speaker 4: want to be like, you're taking his whole swag.
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  Speaker 3: I do, and I have Irison tattooed. All there's there's
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  Speaker 3: there's that's a cool person.
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  Speaker 4: I know I'm saying, but you're trying to take his
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  Speaker 4: whole swag. You want to play like him.
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  Speaker 1: You want to play just like you don't want while
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  Speaker 1: you're smiling because you know how do you know that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You want to be just like I.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, you just don't watch basketball, I think.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no. You want to be just like
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  Speaker 1: I like one.
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  Speaker 2: Of those people that just like do the parlay thing
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  Speaker 2: and that's it, Like you didn't actually watch the game
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  Speaker 2: and you just putting down your little parlay and that's it,
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  Speaker 2: Like I feel that's what you be doing.
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  Speaker 4: Uh nah, I feel like okay, all right now, okay,
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  Speaker 4: all right, so all right, yeah, what you got on?
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  Speaker 1: Let me see your fit? Yeah, stand up, break it down.
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  Speaker 2: Some doors, chrome socks, some cameo pants, Amazon, you're hating
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  Speaker 2: a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: That's it's nasty. And then the E R D T
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  Speaker 3: Chrome towel. Shout out you guys for the towel.
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  Speaker 1: What do you write that fit?
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  Speaker 3: Like a seven?
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  Speaker 1: And what do you write? What I got on?
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  Speaker 3: You want like an honest answer for real? Yeah? Maybe
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  Speaker 3: like a like a like a four?
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  Speaker 1: Can we cuts on this show? Okay? You got me
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  Speaker 1: fucked up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? The Beaters Beaters, you give me a six, I
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  Speaker 3: gave you a four. I give you five.
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  Speaker 2: I like the I like the top, the blazer, and
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  Speaker 2: then like the I don't know the orange.
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  Speaker 3: Like the color is good. It's just like the Beaters
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  Speaker 3: a little baggy. The sweats are a little insane with that.
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  Speaker 3: But it's your own swag.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, and you're the best dress in the league.
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were in the league, Scott Travis, Scott swaggy, it.
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  Speaker 3: Was nice to know you appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Following you after this interview, thank you.
• 8:45
  Speaker 4: You've lost a follower and I'm also gonna tell my
• 8:47
  Speaker 4: cousin to un follow you.
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: Actually, everybody follow me right now. I'm at two hundred
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  Speaker 3: nine nine thousand, so I just need like a couple more.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Can you guys bleep that out please?
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  Speaker 3: That's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little bit of hater of you.