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🍊 RHOC Recap: OC ➡️ Tokyo plus Jails, Cheetos and Shabby Chic · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hello, welcome back in. It's an Orange County kind of day.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: Emily's here, and we are ready to head on over
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: to Tokyo. Emily, welcome in.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Hi, welcome in. Thank you. I'm glad that we did
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: get a few more minutes at the Vargas estate. Thanks
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: for coming, everybody.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: It was kind of like a Dorinda meets Elizabeth Vargas
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: kind of impression. Yeah, enough to where I could like
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: really take in the pearls, the layers of pearls betwixt
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: her bosom. Just floating above it, you know, and in
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: between just what a presentation.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: We got a cutaway. We got one cutaway to her.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: In this episode. Yeah.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: She's like, I just want to thank you for not
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: being so pest to me. I'm like, just so to me,
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: I have this place to like have my amazing Vanessa.
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: I was just like, so happy.
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, can you say, thank you so much.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: I wanted to say that like when everybody held up
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: their CBD drinks, what a gorgeous product placement and a
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: beautiful picture of the product and People enjoying it. I
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: loved it. I was like, this is like the best
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: party I've ever seen where the product is highlighted. It's
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: on a pedestal. I was like, look at these cans.
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: They look gorgeous. I'd like to try one. And everyone's
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: just like, everyone has one. Whoever put that together was
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: on their A game. They're like, get this drink in
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: everyone's hand. And everyone, please hold it up. When Tamara says, chess,
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: and look like you're having a good time, and boy,
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: did they get a great shot.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: In the after show, Tamara thanked Heather for having the
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: fight with Alexis in front of the step and repeat.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? That's awesome. Oh, my God, Alexis coming back in.
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: Alexis coming back into the party was great.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: Running back in. And it's a good thing it wasn't
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: a Cheetos party because no one fucking asked you, John.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: But to be like, Cheetos are gross.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, if he, I am burned
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: up about this right now. Like who asked you? All
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: he had to do was keep his stupid mouth shut.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: And even if he didn't and maybe said a couple
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: of stupid things that nobody really cares about. I would
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: have been less offended if he said something to Heather.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: Instead of walking over, walking by and being like, gross.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: And then being like, I mean, the Cheetos. I mean,
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: Shannon is too, but like, I was talking about the
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: Cheetos and Shannon's like, he probably was talking about it.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: Go fuck yourself.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. It would have made sense if he was trying
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: to like back Alexis, but the fact that he was
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: like in a totally different lane and, Trying to hit
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: a different car. I was like, who are you?
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you not using that analogy or metaphor, as
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: it were. He heard the crash.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: He heard it.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: It's true. And that was what was upsetting to Alexis.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I never know what planet you're on, dude. Like,
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: I never know.
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: She wants a reason to stand up for her man.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: How about Shannon, though? What, does she want a storyline
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: right to her face?
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was great.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: In the background.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: Shannon was, she's over it now. So she can like
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: say things in a kind of snarky way. Instead of
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: with so much emotion and anger and hurt, she can
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: just be like, oh, you want some of this? I'll
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: give you some of this.
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: Also like the threat of whatever they have on her
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: feels gone. Yeah. Because whatever was settled in that lawsuit... Right.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: We know there's that video out there, but I'm sure...
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: Good point. Remember there was the NDA and all this?
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: They agreed to different things when she paid him out.
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: And I bet whatever that video is, is part of that.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: It's crazy to me that John can show up in
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: the same place as Shannon. Like, I can't believe that
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: there wasn't a restraining order of sorts between one or
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: the other, you know? Because like, the fact that he's
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: coming around and filming... Now, that's gross, John Jansen. Guess what?
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: You're the Cheeto.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are the Cheeto. Whatever. I also like Cheetos
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: don't deserve that.
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: Don't come for our junk food. How dare you?
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, are you putting on a lip?
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every day. I think I'm going to do a
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: Lisa Barlow. Get ready with me. I'm putting my lipstick
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: on camera at the same time. I just grabbed any
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: old lip color right next to me, and it turns
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: out to be a hot pink. I wasn't expecting.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: It is a Barbie pink. Yeah. Well, let's just lean
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: and do it. We're just, carry on.
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's happening.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, it happened.
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: I don't want to take you to task over it.
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: No, don't.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: What is taking to task? Take, you know, take to task. Taking, Heather,
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: taking to task. Take, took to task. Ha, ha, ha.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: Task taking? Taking? Just, you want to start something?
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Storyline?
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: Task taking? No, Jo's not starting anything. Shannon, it's okay.
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: She's just a little confused. Jo had a moment. She's
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: been sober for six months or something with Gina.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: She had that moment. Yes.
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: Not a good lip color.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: For me that is the brightest pink i've seen it's
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: brighter than the neon i think you you could pull
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: this off darlings who aren't seeing this amy is now
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: wiping away of the classic barbie pink okay all right
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: i'm sorry that looks great now it looks like a
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: good tint okay.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: Now i'm gonna be a little gloss okay so anyway
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: yeah what did you think about joe being like Yeah,
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sober now, Gina. And at least for nine months,
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: I don't have to go to a party.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: I hated it. Storyline. I hated it. No. What do
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: you think? Of course, it's great. Good for Joe. Fuck her.
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: Emily notoriously hates sober people. Especially newly sobered people.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, what are they doing? No, I thought that
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: was cool. It was a cool moment.
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe was psyched. It was cute. I don't want
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: to minimize it, but I just thought it was nice
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: to see. And it was great because you could tell
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: that Gina and Joe have had some sort of conversation
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: about it, which was good and genuine.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so I just want to mention this one
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: thing about the Tokyo trip, and then we'll go back
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: to the timeline here. When Gina brought up being in
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: a real jail as opposed to Shannon, and she's just like,
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, I was in jail behind the bars. I
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: looked like the Hamburglar in black and white stripes. And
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, it's just interesting to hear her finally
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: talk about it a little bit, because she usually never
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: mentions it, you know?
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, also, when Shannon said that when she was
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: taken away, they were open bars, I was like, there
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: was an open bar? That's what I thought, too.
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's different in Newport. If you get pulled over
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: for drunk driving, they just say, hair of the dog,
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: just keep it going. I don't know. No, Shannon, you
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: had alcohol on you, and then you kept drinking. That's
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: what happened. It wasn't an after party.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: Well, she was like, can I see the size of
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: the cell? And he just was like, take a look
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: at this and then shut the door behind her.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I could not believe it.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: That, to me, the fact that we've never heard that before,
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: unless she's talked about it on other podcasts, but for
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: her to actually say that happened is, well, it's mortifying
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: to be in a jail and then say, I can't
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: stay in there. you know, as if you have a
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: choice about what you just did. And, you know, you're
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: an exception. And then him being like, oh, yeah, it's
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: bigger than all the rest. And she's like, well, let
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: me see. And then boom, slam. Wow.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to say it was like from a movie,
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: you know, when you see the villain, the person in
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: the beginning who needs to turn their life around. Yeah, yeah,
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: it's like, Like overboard, you know what I'm saying? It's
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: like Goldie Hawn's character.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And I'm glad Shannon remembers it.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know how much of that night she
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: actually remembers, but I'm glad she remembers that.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: Wow. I didn't even consider that. Yeah. How can she
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: remember that when everything else she doesn't really remember? Anyway.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: Well, it seems to be... Certain things that she remembers
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: and certain things that she doesn't. So I'm glad that
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: the part where you didn't get your way is the
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: thing that you're remembering. Golly. Yeah. And I imagine by
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: that point, maybe she's kind of sobering up. a bit but.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah that's well that slam will sober you up
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: yeah now when I'm sure the cops down there probably
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: are used to the Newport Shannon oh yes and having
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: an issue with the quarters if you will.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure And they love it.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: They've been offered, Orange County's been offered a lot of
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: money to upgrade their overnight sales. And they're like, no,
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: we're good. I'm making that up.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: Orange County, no work. Anyway, let's head on back to
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: the Cheetos Bowl, where we were shamed, all of us,
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: through the television. How many people were eating Cheetos at
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: that very time while watching this? That would have been amazing. I.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: I love Cheetos so much, but I have now migrated
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: over to the Trader Joe's version of Cheetos, which I've
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: been told suck. But I'm like, I think they might
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: be healthier.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: Are they like a naked, you know, like the naked
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: Doritos and the naked Cheetos like that? Those are healthier.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: We've been getting those.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: You know what Maddie says when she says naked? She says, naked.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: That's what she says.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh, I love naked Doritos. Can I have
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: some Naked Cheetos?
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: Isn't that like how they say it in the South? Naked? Yes,
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: but she's always... She's not from there.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: No, but she happens to not be from there. She's
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: always said it like that, since she's little, little, little.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know why, and she has kept it going.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious. I don't know why, because you don't correct her.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Never correct her. Never. What's the other thing that she
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: says that's like.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, Spankin's.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, we were talking about that the other day in
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: the car, and we were talking about spankings again. And
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: then I'm like, oh, they used to call it whoopin',
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: getting a whoopin'. And she's like, a whoopin'? She's like,
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: why are the names, like, sound like something fun? Why
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: all the names sound like something cute? I'm like, that's
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: how they gotcha.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. We should make little squishies called spankins. And whoopins.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: They would sell like crazy. All these kids love squishies. Oh,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: I know. My new toy line, Spankin' and Whoopins. Two
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: best friends who keep hitting each other in the head.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: It's a little Tom and Jerry, but they're real cute.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: Buy them before they're selling like Spankin' and Whoopins.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Spankin' and Whoopins. Speaking of buying them before they sell out, listen,
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: I know that this is not the time and the place, okay?
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: But I'm taking it. I'm taking it right now. I'm
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: taking this opportunity to just say this is exciting. That's
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: not the time and place. No, no, no. Do you
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: remember Shabby Chic? Do you remember Rachel Ashwell? I already
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: sent this to you, Emily.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: But do you recall from the era of Shabby Chic? Well,
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: I opened a Target ad from my email, and guess
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: who's back? It's Rachel Ashwell, and she has a line called,
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: Simply Shabby Chic at Target, which drops October 18th, and
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: some things drop October 25th. Good.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: I never stopped being, I never left Shabby Chic. I mean, look,
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I live in a damn teacup. I don't, I never stopped.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Can't stop, won't stop. No, I love that. I'm so
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: glad that you stuck with her. And I was texting
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: with my mom about it, and my mom put it
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: into perspective. She actually did kind of create an entire
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: category of decor, right, by putting the name shabby chic
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: on it, like by gathering already created items, but putting
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: it under the umbrella of something that we can all
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: know as, you know, just as much as we think
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: of minimalism, if you say shabby chic, we all know
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: what that means. Yeah.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I agree. She put a cute name on it,
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: the way I'm going to reinvent squishies by calling them
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: spanking and whoopings.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: You might want to get my permission for that.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: I already copyrighted it. Okay. That's not a time and place.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Anywho, I'm really happy for her. She looks fantastic. It's
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: great because it's coming on the heels of Love Shack Fancy,
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: which is under the same umbrella in the style, but
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: that's for clothes. So Love Shack Fancy is all these
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: like shabby chic looking dresses and shirts and all this
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: stuff for kids and for mostly kids and adults alike.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: And that's at Target. And I see Target go in
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: with the shabby chic thing. I think it's really on brand.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: So look at the kids.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do B-52's chic because I take issue
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: with Love Shack's. I mean, what are we doing?
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean? Oh, Love Shack, B-52s.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Good Lord. Let's move on, Vicky.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I can't because my knee's hurting me. I'll die if
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: I go out. I won't be able to function. I
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: won't be able to function.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: When she's like, I'm so glad Carmela's not coming because
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: she's such a Debbie Downer. And then all Vicky does
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: is dry heave around Tokyo. I'm like, what?
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you what. I do not like
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: it When she does that It's disgusting She needs to
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: stop it She thinks it's funny It's fucking disgusting It's
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: not When you pretend to hurl Or you are hurling
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: It is like I do not want to hear That
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: out of you And I Just when I fast forward
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: And think it's over Here she comes again It's gross
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: It's not funny.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't understand what was going on when Jen
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: got out of the car and said that they were
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: shitting and barfing themselves. I know. I was like, what?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, is Ramona back there? Sonia there? Is
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Heather gay back there? Because those are the ladies who
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I think that would have this going on. Yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was, I was like, I didn't get
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: the impression it was coming out both ends. And I
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: also didn't get the impression that anything was coming out.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: It was just Vicky doing her signature thing. sound. Right.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it actually did. She was probably
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: just trying to make a joke. Again, you know, they
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: don't really know what's funny, but that's okay. That's not
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: what they're.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Wanting to hear. I laughed because she was like, when
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: she said themselves, I was like, that's dwarfing themselves.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I do want to go back to the
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: party because when Heather and Alexis had their little, their
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: argument outside and then they came back in and then
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: had another aside where they tried to work it through.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: And Heather's like, you had a beef with me because
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I told, uh, I told Shannon that John heard the crash,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: which we all know must be true because didn't they
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: tell Heather that?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm, I think like, I was so confused
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: as to why this was a thing that Alexis didn't
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: know was going to be on television.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Um, Like I already like, yeah. Well, the thing is,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: it's like this was already talked about when that happened
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: a long time ago. And I don't even think Alexis
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: was on the show when that all came out or
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: maybe they weren't filming. It doesn't matter. But like, you know,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: that was already dealt with. So for Alexis to come
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: out and and to say some things about Heather on
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: the press to kind of, I guess, get back at her.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I don't. It's a silly argument.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I thought we did find out about it on that
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: girls trip because Shannon, remember somebody then lent Shannon their glam?
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, you mean when Alexis was there? Oh, yeah, I
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: guess she did. Yeah, they did.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: But it's so weird that it wouldn't have come out.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Like there was a reunion for that.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And so like I was just so confused as to
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: why this was such a big deal to her, which
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: makes me think in reality, it's not a big deal.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: And you just wanted a moment. That's what it felt like. Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: And to be honest, it reminded me how John is
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: really very much a villain in this situation. Because if
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: he did hear this crash, you know, what did he do?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: He went back to bed, he pretended like he didn't
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: hear it. He didn't go see anything. He didn't want
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: to be culpable for anything. So I think I just
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: can't believe he can show his face around people. That's
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: what's bizarre to me I mean he has.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: A lot of no Amy John does not like to
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: be on camera John does not like any of this
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want any of this he doesn't want to
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: be filmed.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Okay so he's like he's like Alexis because she doesn't
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: want this.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Either no they didn't even want this they fell into
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: this episode well they were forced they were they were
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: they were they were ordered by the Newport police yeah
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: or else they were going to go in that room
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: that Shannon was in The big one. Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: You know what bothers me is when Tamara's like, Alexis
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: has such a huge heart. It's just that she just,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: you know, if Shannon needed some help right now, she'd
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: help her.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: It's like, shut up. Shut up.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Stop having Alexis.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Shannon did need all the help. Right.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I just don't like that at all. It makes me irate. Irate. Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: You think that we're overlooking that Alexis is a great
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: person because... We just can't see past the fact of
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: what she did to Shannon and all of what went down.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: You can't look past that. Those are the facts.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't understand that friendship.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: And it really bothers me. me when she was on
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: the show, when Alexis was on the show. I was like, Tamara,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: how can, like, I'll never, it was a good reminder
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: of like, yeah, Shannon, continue to do whatever you need
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: to do with this friendship with Tamara in terms of
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: keeping it arm's length.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Um, so Archie, that was a heartbreaker.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: That was a heartbreaker. So, you know, you know, RIP,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: we know he has since passed and Troy is around,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: which is great, but I do like that they're covering
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: this story because Archie has been such a part of
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: our lives for such a long time. And so many
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: people go through this with their pets.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah. Well, I, and I think it's like, that
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: is what's happening with Shannon right now. So I'm glad that, um, well,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not glad that we're... it happened when
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: they're filming but I mean it it's awful I'm just
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: saying like in terms of seeing Shannon go through this
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: yeah it sucks yeah I'm just glad that in a
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: fucked up way just like in thinking about like my
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: when I like my cats were ill and stuff it's
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: just like oh I'm glad we can be there for
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Shannon meanwhile this is months ago and we're not really
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: there and I know like.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: But she'll still feel the love and support from.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: People yeah yeah right right And also I'm like, well,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I'm glad like the crew is there. I guess that's
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. Like that she, like there are people
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: there when she's kind of dealing with Archie, even if
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: we don't see them in terms of like the crew
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: But tough.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: It is. It really, really is.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, I was going to say Troy is the
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: dog that the pet psychic told her to get, right?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Yeah, like, there was a pet
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: psychic a couple years ago that was like, you need
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: another dog. Archie's asking me. It was a pet communicator.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that the pet communicator said that. That's hilarious.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Like, according to the pet communicator, Archie's asking
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: for a brother. He requested it.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: That's funny. Oh, my gosh.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, those fortunes were kind of amazing. A lot of
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: them were pretty spot on, I have to say. I mean...
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Heather and Jen got bad ones, which Heather getting a
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: bad one doesn't really check out. Jen getting a bad one,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: that one kind of does only because she's got a
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: lot more tumultuous and scandalous things going on in her
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: life that could pop off at any moment. And what
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: she's been going through with her son and all that stuff.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: But Heather seems to, you know, have it together.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So I.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like there's any issues on the horizon.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: So that one seemed a little strange.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You don't think bad things can happen?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Okay.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: They don't exist.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: They don't exist. Nothing bad. Nothing bad ever happens. We've met,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: by the way, Ryan's daughter, right? You mentioned Jen's family
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: and stuff. And I was like, wait, I forget Ryan
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: had a family. And by the way, Emily... clearly isn't
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: that close to Jen and not know that this gal
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: lives with Jen. Like Ryan's kids live there.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I never knew that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, that was interesting at that med spa. Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: She was just like, hi, welcome in.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And then they're just drilling down on all
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: these surgeries they want to have. And I'm like, what
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: is happening?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: That's a perfect example of like watching the housewives, looking
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: at them, looking in the mirror with a plastic surgeon and,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: you know, pulling their faces and all.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yikes. Yeah. I don't want them to do that. But
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I guess it's tough to be like on camera and
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to be analyzed and stare at yourself and all this.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: So I get it. We do it every day.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: We do it every day.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: You don't see us.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: No, we're looking in the camera at ourselves every day.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: You don't see us running to med spas.
• 24:10
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  Speaker 2: all 47 tabs in our brain, but perhaps we can
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  Speaker 2: make a little room for tab number 48. Jen talking
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: about how, well, Emily's like, you know, there's no day
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  Speaker 2: for your marriage. You're the problem. And she's like, yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I think I am. I'm just afraid of, you know, marriage.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Why are they pushing Jen so hard all of a sudden?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Part of the reason she does not want to marry
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Ryan is because we've all done a very good job
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  Speaker 1: as an audience and cast of pointing out it's not
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  Speaker 1: a great idea. And now Emily's like, what's wrong with you? Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because I think, like, the question is, why haven't
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  Speaker 2: they moved the needle forward at all with their proposal?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: So why haven't they? She has to answer to that,
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  Speaker 2: to us. She has to answer to it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. And the answer is us. We've all given her
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  Speaker 1: enough fear that she can be like, okay, I've actually
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  Speaker 1: started to look at this thing and slow it down
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: and be a little bit more critical about it. Also,
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  Speaker 1: the FBI was helpful. And I don't know if I
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: want to marry this guy right now. And I think
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: that that's good.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's lying and telling us it's because, oh,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I don't want Ryan to get overwhelmed by the kids. Like, no, we,
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  Speaker 2: I hope that you're just saying that for your own sake.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: So he doesn't, you know, freak out that you're on
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: to him.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Allegedly. Oh, yeah. Well, maybe.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Allegedly.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Now, Carmela not going and these 12 injections a day,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, I did not realize how severe her diabetes are.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's like 12 injections a day? I don't
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: know diabetes from what. I just thought that people, I mean,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I know a few diabetics and they inject like at
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: dinner or at a meal. I've never heard of 12 injections.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: It sounds like she's dealing with a high level of
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: anxiety also.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, the 12 injections, do you think
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: those have to do with anxiety?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, no, no, no. I'm saying, like, I think one, like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: and she said it too, like, one feeds the other
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: because of her anxiety being hard to control. Then it
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: makes the diabetes worse.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Then she'd have to do more. She'd have to do more. Okay,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I see. Oh, that makes sense. So it's like, basically,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: she's having to... the problem will exacerbate.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: And so then she has to treat the problem.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And that's according to what she is saying. I mean,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know anybody, like I don't have any real
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: life thing to compare that to. I'm just saying like,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: it sounds like it sucks. And I actually fully believed that.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: She did not want to go.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, me too.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I'm glad she didn't. I think that was a very
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: smart decision.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: You can't put your health on the line for a
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: girl's trip.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so far away.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: It is really. It's an 11-hour flight.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: And I like that she put her health first and didn't,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: you know, try to do that and go beyond the
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: means of what she's capable of doing, which I think
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: a lot of people might do.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I do wonder if she will be on another season. Oh, really? Yeah,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I just, I don't know. We'll see. But I kind
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: of think, like, I was watching the after show too.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: And I think they said in the regular show, like
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: she has problems even leaving the house sometimes. So I
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: don't know how much of this is great.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, right. Interesting.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Like just, it almost sounds like kind of like agoraphobia.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't see any agoraphobia when I was there. I
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: looked at all the pantries. I didn't see anyone afraid
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: to leave the house, okay? Was she in the house?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Did she walk us to the door?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, she did.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Did she step outside? No, she didn't. That doesn't prove it.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: No agoraphobia in the pantry. Vicki will ask the questions
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: and answer the questions.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: I just sold myself some insurance policies last week. I
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: sold myself three, so.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: When Heather is like, let's finish up dinner and then
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: go on the town. And then Vicky's like, that sounds terrible.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I got to hand it to Heather. She's up for fun.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: She will go for it. I'm always impressed by her.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: And also sad. It really is something where the fact
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: that Tamara and Jen are in a room together and
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Gina and Emily are in a room together and Heather's
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: just like, here I am once again, all by myself. Again,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: she's just always the odd man out. I mean, it
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: is so true. She does feel like she's on an island.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I couldn't tell how much of that was Heather
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: was pretending to be fine with it, but she's like
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the only one that I think wants a roommate.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Even though she was like, no, I don't want one.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I understand like, Was Shannon rooming with Vicki?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Shannon and Vicki. Oh, they were.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Everybody had somebody. Well, you know what? Heather.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: You know what? I don't know. That's a good question.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I assumed that they were together, so I don't know.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Man, I was just thinking about Shannon being in that
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: room because after how she acted when they went on
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: that other cast trip where she's like, the gamma rays
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: from the elevator.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: To have that attitude when knowing that she's been in
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: a room like that, that she would even complain.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or jail. It's not even jail. It's like the
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: holding cell at the police precinct. Right.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: It's so nuts to me.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: It's so feckless.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, Camille Grammer. It was such a Camille Grammer moment,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: wasn't it?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: And Heather. Because Heather will throw around some words sometimes.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Heather doesn't do it to prove that she
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: knows a word. It's just part of the fabric of
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: who she is. True. People like Camille threw it out
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: there because she learned a new word and wanted to
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: use it. And same with Alexis. Yes.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Totally. And it doesn't make any sense.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: So we're in Tokyo. Yes. And we're at dinner. And
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: we do get a flashback because we're talking about food.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: We get a flashback to Vicky in the wheelchair in Iceland. Oh,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: and towel over her head.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think very soon we're going to get
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Vicky in another wheelchair because that the trailer for the
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: season has her taking them. Or wait, that was in Vegas.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: That was in Vegas. We already saw this. Taking that
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: wheelchair into the souvenirs in Vegas.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Into the souvenirs. That's just any old Cathy in America.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Just a woman being wheeled into a souvenir shop just
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: really checks out for the US of A.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Just really checks out. And Vicky is the president of
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: that club.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I remembered that the Iceland thing happened,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: but I didn't remember. That was a minute ago.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It was so long ago. Kelly Dodd
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: was there. That was a wild trip. And remember, it
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: was always light out there in Iceland.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: And then somebody was in their room. I think it
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: was like, was it Bronwyn? Someone was in their room
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: and they wouldn't leave. They were all upset. That was
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: a nutty trip.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really was. The no day and tonight was crazy.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: That made it weird.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: They need to do, the next true detective needs to
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: be that cast trip, but only daytime. Instead of night country,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: it's day country. Yeah. It's just figuring out what the
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: fuck happened. That's what those detectives are trying to figure out.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: What was wrong with Vicky that trip?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Gotta ask the right questions. How many drinks does she have?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: How many, whoa, why is she covering her blanket? Snakehead
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: vodka is what she's having now, boy.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: How about Gina at a little sip?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: That was kind of a shocker. Yeah. It's medicinal. My
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: fortune said I could. That bar looked awesome, though. I loved, like.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: You go to a little bar and it only has
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: a certain amount of little stools for your little girls trip.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: It was just awesome. I loved it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was cool.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: And that egg salad sandwich. Amazing that Tamara had done
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: the research on that and was like, I got to
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: eat this egg salad sandwich because they're so not disgusting.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: They're supposed to be really good. I was like, oh,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: that sounds so yummy.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: That looked cool. I mean, I really want to go
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: to Tokyo.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for Vicky to hate it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: That's going to be sad. Oh, shut up. The last
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: time we were there.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: It's going to be sad. It's going to be great
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: watching her unhappy.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be so sad for her.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: So sad. Shut up.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I believe you. Let's move on. So we're
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: going to go to the temple. I'm really into this
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: stuff and the manifestation. I'm into it too.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I love that Gina's into it. It's obviously working for her. And,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: you know, we light a candle and then we get
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: insects in it and then we get our fortune and
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: we burn it to the ground.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: It's working for her, but we also know that Gina
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: does things like therapy and is actively trying to work
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: on herself like it's not just it's just that burning
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: sage and going getting fortunes all.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: She's doing she's not even she doesn't even have a
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: real estate license people are she's selling houses without even
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: knowing what she's doing that's how well it works now
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: to gina's credit absolutely she has done the work and
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: this is just kind of the sprinkling on the top
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: that helps her you know focus and balance and i
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: really like that for her um and uh Tamra's was interesting,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: because her wish was, you know, about having her daughter
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: come back into her life. And I thought that that
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: was kind of serendipitous, what her fortune actually said, which
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: is that there's trouble in your family, and the person
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: you wait for will come late. Yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: And then if somebody else gets that, like Shannon also
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: got the person that you're waiting for is coming soon
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, that's the beauty. That's the fun of
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: it is everybody can make it what they want. Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: You just make it what, yeah, it's subjective, really.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Except for the bad ones. Except for the bad ones.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Those aren't fun. Burn that shit.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Do not.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Just go right away. Burn it. Burn it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: And Emily had a good fortune. So Emily and Jane,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I really thought before we started this season that they'd
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: be fine. But yeah, it seems troublesome.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: It's not great. I do appreciate that everybody's encouraging her
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: to work through this a little bit, but like.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because if I could just say something, I should
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: have worked through it. Dad, I know to dad, I
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: should have left dad. I should have left him too soon.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: But I regret that. I mean, how many times... Are
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: we going to, it's amazing how many times she brings
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I know that Don has been mentioned more times this
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: season than.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Jen.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Jen. Yeah. Or Alexis.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: For sure. Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: On the after show, Emily said that Shane, things are
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: getting better with Shane as of yesterday. Okay.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: So the day before they filmed yesterday.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Because he did laundry and she was a hundred percent
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: there was not this was not a joke this was like.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Things are getting better they're good and and she's like
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: oh when well like as of yesterday well what happened
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: yesterday he was he did laundry i was.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Like as of yesterday is not promising no i know
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I thought it was interesting that when Tamara and Jen
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: talked about it at the very beginning, that Jen said,
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, I just want to say, I mean, is
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: she doing enough?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: I thought, wow, she's going to have to answer to
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: that at the reunion. Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: And we'll have to remind everybody that Jen grew up
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: a certain way in Utah. And I think we know
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: that that is in her. So yeah, I don't think
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: that's great.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: It's not going to go over well. And I think
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: like right now is probably the worst it's going to
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: be because they're filming. And now they've been filming. They're
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: on a cast trip. So they are in the thick
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: of it where Shane is going to have to really
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: bat down the hatches and take care of everything. Because
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: as far as we know, when they're done filming, I
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: know that there is always the circuit, the promotion and
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: all that stuff. And But I mean, they have a
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: lot of downtime where they are home, where they're not
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: doing anything, right? I mean, unless they have something else
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: that they're doing. But like, it seems to me that
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: she would be able to make up for a lot
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: in those times when she's not filming. You know what
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I mean? So it just, it sounds like he's giving
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: us the impression or I'm walking away with throughout the
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: entire year. He is the one doing everything. Where I
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: just didn't, I didn't know that it was like that. Or,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: you know, if he signed on to that, because he
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: must have, because he's doing this.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: He did. Yeah. I think he's so mad at Emily
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: because he can't figure out his purpose. And she has
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: multiple purposes that she's very passionate about. And I just
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: don't think that he knows what. Yes. one of them
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: is for himself.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: It is a tale as old as time and it's
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: very difficult. It's so common in relationships. And that is like,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: it can be the kiss of death. Yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Even with all the money that he has, all the
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: resources that he has, I think he's just like mad
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: at Emily because she can't figure it out for him.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: And like, and you know, like, oh, well, Emily's a
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: lawyer and I'm going to try to be a lawyer.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: And then he passes that and doesn't do it. I mean,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: he's on the show with her. They have the kids.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: He seems to be trying on all the hats that
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Emily tries on first and loves, and they're not working
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: for him. And then he's pissed at her for it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: I know. It's definitely like projection. And I could see
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: all the resentment. You can see the resentment building up
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: between him towards her.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And, you know.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Let's say that he does want to go back to work.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think that they would agree that one of
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: them would be able to do that because of the
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: situation with Luke. And it's really nice to see that
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: they're prioritizing their family so that someone can always be
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: there with him, you know, while they're going through this. So, like,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: that is such a tremendous stress and a burden to
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: shoulder that.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: But then, like, I agree with Gina.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Get some help. They can afford it. Shane's parents will
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: buy them whatever help they need so that they can
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: actually get better with spending time with Luke. Because it
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: does sound like if I had the amount of resources
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: that they had, and I have what I'm dealing with,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: with a with Luke, I think I would be like, yeah,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: could we have someone help with laundry? Like, if we're
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: going to get divorced over laundry, if this is a
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: better day and Shane did laundry, someone else could do laundry. Absolutely.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And we can move on from that task.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, yes, if you have the means, outsourcing is,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: you know, the way to go. What I didn't appreciate
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: was Tamara in her confessional dragging Gina for that suggestion
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: because she said, us students are busy now because she's
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: just making money. So, you know, and just she can
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: make it rain. I think their problems are a lot
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: deeper than.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: That, Gina. And they might be. I'm sure they are.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: But at least, and that will be a Band-Aid until
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: they can fully handle it. But a Band-Aid is a
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Band-Aid and it can stop the bleeding immediately.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: And then you can be like, you're not mad about
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: me not helping as much, Shane, because now we have
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: help and you're still mad.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: So what is it? Right, right. Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: But he has to vilify Emily. And he's done that
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: since season one. I mean, this isn't like... We didn't
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: like Shane season one. I did. And he kind of came...
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: He was such a bitch. Remember him being bitchy about
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: her eating dinner rolls?
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: No, the bread. I know, I know, I know. Yeah,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't like that. But I also felt like in
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: season one, he didn't come off well at all. Season two,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: I just felt like he was misunderstood. He has this
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: snarky sarcasm that no one got. And I just felt
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: like I understood where he was coming from. But the
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: edit never did him any service because the way that
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: they would edit his sense of humor. So- But now, obviously,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: it's not working because they don't communicate really well. As
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: she says, he's always poking at her and stuff. So
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they're going to.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: And I think also we live in this time where
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: it's like women can be earning the money and the
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: guy cannot be earning as much, whatever the husband in these.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: And so I'm just like, uh, And then we are still,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: as women, we are made to feel bad for it
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: in some way. Like, it's our fault. We should have
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: known they were going to be upset that we were
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: supporting everything. And it's like, can we get past that point?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Can we move on as a, like, I don't, I
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: bet in 20 years we'll look back and be like,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: what the fuck?
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: These are the strides, you know, we're making strides and
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: it's not, it's not perfect. But you know how, one
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: last thing, and that is, Tamara, the way that she
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: gets excited when someone's marriage is on the rocks is like,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: it's something else.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, any.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Time this happens, you know, when Emily's kind of opening up,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: you know, he's just snarky with me, like he's taking shots,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: like we don't sleep in the same room. And Tamara's like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: did you guys talk about divorce? He's like, did you
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: guys talk about divorce? Are you guys going to surrender?
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Like a divorce? Like what are you guys going to do?
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Is it a prenup? Or like, what's this going to go?
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: I know it's divorce later, so it's going to be
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: really exciting. So like divorce or what?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tamara gets excited for a divorce like people get
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: excited for a wedding, but she's like, whoo! She does.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: It's like, divorce party!
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Single!
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Or when she's talking to the person, she'll address it.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: And if she's talking about the person, she'll always say
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: to the camera, to a person, they're never going to
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: make it. It's not going to last. Someone's going to leave.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Someone's going to cheat. Someone's going to leave. Someone's going
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: to die. It's never going to work. Like, she is
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: so dark when it comes to that kind of thing.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: It makes me laugh.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: It's like there's no hiding it. Between Tamra and her,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: you know, her solid hits with, like, are you getting divorced?
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Is the divorce exciting enough for Doris? And Vicky's, I
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: should have never left out. I should have never left out.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Do it, do it. I mean, the hits keep coming
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: with these ladies. I mean, they are who they are.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: And the Venn diagram comes together with one day everyone's
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: going to die. Because they'll both be there.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Vicky.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: We're all going to die. They're going to die.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, we will have more to talk about for
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Tokyo next week. And, gosh, thanks so much for being here,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Ems. Oh, you're welcome.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Hey, have a great weekend, everybody. Oh, my gosh.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Okay. That's a good idea.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Bye-bye. Drama, darling.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Bye-bye. Drama, darling. Take it and whoop it.