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FULL SHOW: We've Been Robbed! · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold Aki cheers two week from
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  Speaker 1: bringing back to laughs.
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  Speaker 2: And the world gone.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, the biggest show, our biggest shot, biggest.
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  Speaker 2: Biggest speak.
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  Speaker 4: Just nice, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: It is the hucky Big Show for Tuesday, the nineteenth
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  Speaker 2: of November, Kesy and MGI with your know howdy j
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  Speaker 2: He'll be back with us on Thursday. But of course
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  Speaker 2: the big Show is brought to you by two week.
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  Speaker 4: Got it?
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  Speaker 2: Get it in yet. Also keep it eye for the
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  Speaker 2: toy billboards which are back. Yeah right, no do yeah right,
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  Speaker 2: Mike that back Because to be honest, man, in this
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  Speaker 2: Dan and age, we can we can all do with
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  Speaker 2: a laugh.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like we should sit down and we should
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  Speaker 5: see if we can rework rework that line.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think? I don't know. I don't blame you.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's the copy okay, you know what I'm
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  Speaker 2: it's okay, yeah, do you think?
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  Speaker 5: Ah?
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  Speaker 2: What does it again? Go again? Because to be honest
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  Speaker 2: in this that age, we could all do with a laugh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is, though they haven't seen, can you please
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  Speaker 2: say that every show? Yeah, I'm just doing it, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because I love it.
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  Speaker 5: I think the thing that battle is if you if
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  Speaker 5: you want something to be funny, and then you're saying, hey,
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  Speaker 5: look at this thing we're doing here, it's funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that sort of takes the funny out of it. In
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  Speaker 5: this in this day and age, we could all do
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  Speaker 5: it with a laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, right, Hey, looking good your rogue stallion.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's not true, keys on growing another couple of
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  Speaker 5: massive pimples. My skin's gone to the pac man. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say it was obviously the roids. Whenever
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  Speaker 2: you say you've got a massive pimple, I never see this, No,
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  Speaker 2: but you.
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  Speaker 5: Can always see what's wrong with your own face, you
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean. Like when you look in the mirror,
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  Speaker 5: you're just like, oh god, oh my god, scanning my
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  Speaker 5: face for an imperfection, any for any But as a
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  Speaker 5: forty eight year old man, I find it a little
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  Speaker 5: bit annoying that I get as many zips as I
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  Speaker 5: do on my face. It's the only place I get them.
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  Speaker 2: On my back now on my chest. I'm not a bax,
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  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Actually, you know a little bit of an update for you.
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  Speaker 5: I went and I had my downstairs laser again today.
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  Speaker 5: So you're cool, But We can get into that later on.
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  Speaker 2: Mike keen Key Hey, huge show here, Mike's laser, Buller's
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  Speaker 2: chet coming right up. Also, my wife's wearing my clothes
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  Speaker 2: a lot of late, so I'd like to tackle that
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a one and a half. Mogi's situation
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  Speaker 2: happening as well. Of course, we want to know what
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  Speaker 2: you're doing New Zealand, where are you? What are you wearing?
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  Speaker 2: As well? Let's bring back an old class and give
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  Speaker 2: us a text on three four eight three and you
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  Speaker 2: could win yourself a two week prize pack. In the meantime,
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  Speaker 2: here's the food Fighters. It's the Pretender on Radio Hodaki
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  Speaker 2: the Whole Achi Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 2: and Kesy. The song goes out to Jason Hoyt's screen
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  Speaker 2: day wake me Up when September ends. It's thirteen minutes
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  Speaker 2: past four o'clock on the Hudacky Big Show with Kezy
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  Speaker 2: and Mogi. Brought back a classic people to text and
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  Speaker 2: where they are and what they're wearing. And I'm reminded
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  Speaker 2: Moggi as to why we stopped doing this neh filth. Hey, Keysy,
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  Speaker 2: I'm wearing a tight white single. It up top and
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  Speaker 2: a twelve inch dilly down below. You see what I'm saying, man,
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  Speaker 2: See this is what I'm talking about. Man, get a feelers.
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  Speaker 2: It's Troy here, forty year old bloke wearing a G
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  Speaker 2: string and some sunny's enjoying the breeze out on my
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  Speaker 2: front porch. You see what I'm saying there, That's what
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Man, Some more filth? What about this
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  Speaker 2: one here? I'm miss Hoidi j Yeah right, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, I had a business meeting today keys. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 5: I'm a business mayon.
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  Speaker 2: What was it like about that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I've never had one. Yeah, there's a bit of a business. Mean,
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  Speaker 5: I run, I run, well, a couple of businesses there.
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  Speaker 5: And I went to have a meeting with somebody about
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  Speaker 5: some just some big moves we're looking to make.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm what you would call a mover and a shaker. Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Some people are just movers, Yeah, some people who shaker.
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  Speaker 5: I think I might be a shaker. Yeah, I'm a
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  Speaker 5: mover and a shaker. That's incredible. So we went on
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  Speaker 5: to this meeting and I'm just trying to bring somebody
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  Speaker 5: on board with something or other there, and don't seem
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  Speaker 5: bloody keen. We've had lots of yarns about it, and
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  Speaker 5: I thought we'd just try and get over the line.
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  Speaker 5: But when we turned up at a restaurant there, bloody
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  Speaker 5: beautiful outside, had beautiful day up here in Sydney, and
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  Speaker 5: I'm sitting outside there, just a few waters, et cetera,
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  Speaker 5: et cetera, And pretty much as soon as I saw
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  Speaker 5: this person and shook his hand, it seemed to be
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  Speaker 5: going a little bit cold on me, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean, what's going on here?
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  Speaker 2: Because I had it all been like over zoom or
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  Speaker 2: something like a phone calls or something. No, I know
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  Speaker 2: the person.
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  Speaker 5: We'd had other conversations, and this was just I thought,
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  Speaker 5: it's just sort of taking some boxes and getting it
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  Speaker 5: over the line. And sort of from the moment I
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  Speaker 5: shook his hand, he didn't seem to be that engaged
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  Speaker 5: in sort of having a yarn and trying to sort
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  Speaker 5: of progress things. And yeah, I don't know, it was
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  Speaker 5: like he wasn't taking me seriously anymore. So it's like,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on here?
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  Speaker 2: Something's changed? Well, you went wearing your dire Wolf T
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  Speaker 2: shirt because you've got a green one. I've got a
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  Speaker 2: green one. On.
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  Speaker 5: I've parked that die wef that's my winter shirt. So anyway,
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  Speaker 5: we're jabbering away there and I'm sort of getting now.
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  Speaker 5: We're very non committal, very noncommittal, and so I was like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 5: I've got it. I've got to leave now and we'll
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  Speaker 5: just catch up at another time. And I couldn't work
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  Speaker 5: it out. Something's changed to here. Anyway, I'm driving home,
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  Speaker 5: I catch a glimpse of myself in the rear view
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  Speaker 5: mirror and old Moggi's wearing his wife's sunglasses again, isn't he.
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  Speaker 2: Okay? So so, for those who don't know, we were
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  Speaker 2: on a fishing trip and Mogi was wearing Dame Edner's
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  Speaker 2: sunglasses and everyone was too scared to hit him up
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  Speaker 2: about it, just in case he'd got new glasses. And
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  Speaker 2: they were they were quite clearly female glasses. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: it turns out that Darre black, your glasses are black,
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  Speaker 2: and you actually put your wife's ones on all them
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  Speaker 2: the whole day out day four hours and you did
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  Speaker 2: the same thing in an important per I did.
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  Speaker 5: That on the fishing trip. You hit me up about it,
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  Speaker 5: I said, I don't know what you're talking about. They
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  Speaker 5: look exactly the same as yours.
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  Speaker 2: You're you're annoyed.
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  Speaker 5: Four hours then I like, because I had just bought
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  Speaker 5: my own sung I said, oh, man, of these, don't
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  Speaker 5: tell me these are out. And then I finally took
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  Speaker 5: them off after four hours and realized that you were
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  Speaker 5: one hundred percent right. I've picked up my wife sunglasses
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  Speaker 5: by accident. Well I've done the same again today.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well with punk sounds checking a photo of Mogan
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  Speaker 2: his wife sunglasses up on the Hoducke Big Show Instagram story.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to go and check them out? Right?
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  Speaker 2: So what did you do? Do you just leave it?
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  Speaker 2: Do you? Well?
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  Speaker 5: Deal?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I mean it's just going to be to try and
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  Speaker 5: catch up again. But you know, as am I, and
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  Speaker 5: can I be taken seriously again? I mean, these are
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  Speaker 5: pretty full on sunglasses, clearly not designed for a man,
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  Speaker 5: and if you want to wear them then that's totally fine.
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  Speaker 5: But in the context of this discussion that we were having,
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  Speaker 5: it was inappropriate, yeah for me to were wearing those
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  Speaker 5: and certainly couldn't be taken seriously. You've seen me wearing them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's hilarious. What was the what was the big
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  Speaker 2: business meeting about it? We're just trying to get a
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  Speaker 2: bit of importing exporting game, right, Yeah, okay, because I
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  Speaker 2: don't know you're into importing exploit. Oh yeah a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: especially around Christmas time. Yeah yeah, yeah. So we've got
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  Speaker 2: we've got actually you big keen on these keys? What's that?
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  Speaker 2: Because I know you're a on us the Christmas themed dillies.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be keen man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah, and you get a little bit of
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  Speaker 5: missile toe. How much for you do you? I do
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  Speaker 5: you a deal, but probably around about sixty nine, but.
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  Speaker 2: Not as size wise, oh twelve. Yeah, if you know
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  Speaker 2: what you're like.
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  Speaker 1: The Whodichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Ik, When's at the Stone Age on The Hidaky
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  Speaker 2: Big Show twenty three minutes to five o'clock this Tuesday
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  Speaker 2: afternoon with Kezy and Mogi. It's old Kezy over there. Hey.
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  Speaker 5: There's an incredible podcast called Between Two Bears hosted by
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  Speaker 5: Seamus Martine I found out surnames pronounced differently than I thought.
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  Speaker 2: And Steve Holloway. They've been going for five years now.
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  Speaker 5: They're just about to celebrate their fifth birthday and there's
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  Speaker 5: an event coming up to celebrate just that on Thursday,
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  Speaker 5: which we'll discuss shortly. But they sort of have interviews
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  Speaker 5: with some of New Zealander's greatest New Zealanders.
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  Speaker 2: New Zealander's greatest New Zealand, some of New Zealander's greatest
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  Speaker 2: New Zealanders. So the New Zealanders that other New Zealanders
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  Speaker 2: think of the greatest sort.
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  Speaker 5: Of rear men amongst and women amongst rear men and women.
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  Speaker 5: So for example, Mark Alice Mark, that was huge, Dame
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  Speaker 5: Lisa Carrington, Okay, Sir Wayne Smith.
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  Speaker 2: You've heard of them, Okay, Mogi and j both been
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  Speaker 2: guests on there. You've been on there?
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  Speaker 5: Cause nah, because they're really getting through the gets that
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  Speaker 5: you haven't not yet. Okay, Well, anyway, we're going to
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  Speaker 5: have a y shame to shame us right now.
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  Speaker 2: You're there, babes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because Casey is not one of New Zealander's greatest
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  Speaker 4: New Zealanders.
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  Speaker 2: You need to get on you exactly.
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  Speaker 5: You've got to have New Zealander's greatest New Zealanders or
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  Speaker 5: it's not worth doing.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I've always said that. Of course, thanks for
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  Speaker 4: putting respect on my surname. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no worries. I heard your voicemail and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I've been saying it wrong for a few years.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, you're one of your latest episodes of the last
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  Speaker 5: couple of weeks after five years on the anniversary of
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  Speaker 5: of your first episode. In fact, you released the matthew
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  Speaker 5: Ridge episode, which has done the biggest numbers. We've got
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  Speaker 5: a little clip here in case people get excited about
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  Speaker 5: it and want to listen.
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  Speaker 2: Here it is.
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  Speaker 7: I was a functioning drug addicts. Yeah, I got hooked.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't get hooked on the high. I got hooked
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  Speaker 7: on the fact that it went to the sexual side
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  Speaker 7: of my brain. So I just and I was a
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  Speaker 7: real fit so I had a lot of testosterone anyway,
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  Speaker 7: so I was highly sick. I just wanted to all time.
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  Speaker 2: So that's that's Riggie. Just a quick question from me, Sam.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you will. By the way, it's all keesy.
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  Speaker 2: In the background of that, someone was playing the cello.
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  Speaker 2: Do you do that? And someone playing the cello while
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  Speaker 2: you interview.
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  Speaker 4: We're a multi we're a multi faceted podcast. So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was and to be honest, it was hard. While
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  Speaker 4: Riggie was talking about the mess going of the sexual
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  Speaker 4: side of his brain to really keep a tune. But
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  Speaker 4: we managed to. We managed to, We managed to make
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  Speaker 4: it work. But if that's not a tease for an episode,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so it is a hell of an episode. Is very,
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  Speaker 5: very open with what he talks about there. He was
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  Speaker 5: talking about his meth addiction that he had for a
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  Speaker 5: couple of years, and sort of over the course of
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  Speaker 5: that two hour conversation, he is throwing people under the bus.
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  Speaker 2: Willy nilly, Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there weren't too many that escaped unscate from that episode.
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  Speaker 4: There were a few names sprinkled through and a few
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  Speaker 4: buses that run over the top of them. That was
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  Speaker 4: for sure. But I guess that's a guy who doesn't
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  Speaker 4: have any relationships to protect anymore here in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: He calls France home now and yeah, I guess he
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  Speaker 4: owned his truth on that episode. It was definitely one
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  Speaker 4: for the ages.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't like he has being mean. He was
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  Speaker 5: just telling the truth as he saw it. So he
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  Speaker 5: wasn't being mean to anybody who was just like, oh no, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that guy was a real bully.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, totally and I think that's the important part.
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  Speaker 4: We're definitely in the podcast game. We're not after stitching
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  Speaker 4: anybody up, and people that do come on the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: The story is the story, and we've been lucky enough
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  Speaker 4: to I think we're closing on three hundred episodes now,
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  Speaker 4: so we've come a long way from Steve's garage down
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  Speaker 4: here in Hamilton to where we are now, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: So Okay, didn't realize that's how you're supposed to do it.
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  Speaker 2: So when you finally get me on the one of
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  Speaker 2: New Zealander's greatest New Zealanders, I'll just throw a sort
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  Speaker 2: of Molotov cocktail over my shoulder pretty much lay waste
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  Speaker 2: to everyone I've ever worked with, because I've got a
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  Speaker 2: few things to say about Mogi in particular.
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  Speaker 4: If that's your truth, that's your truth, keasy, but look,
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  Speaker 4: we're not going to stand behind you when the repercussions
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  Speaker 4: come for you. That's all I'll say.
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  Speaker 5: Look the way that Shamus and Steve operators. If that's
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  Speaker 5: your truth, that's your truth. And then they're going to
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  Speaker 5: make a really incredible Instagram really out of it, and
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  Speaker 5: they're going to push the shit out of it across
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  Speaker 5: all mediums. Hey you mate, You've got your fifth birthday
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  Speaker 5: coming up. It's a hell of achievement with this podcast because,
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  Speaker 5: as you say, you started five years ago in Steve's
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  Speaker 5: garage and here you are now one of the biggest
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  Speaker 5: podcasts in the country with an incredible following of very
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  Speaker 5: loyal listeners, and it's growing by the week.
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  Speaker 2: What's the plan for Thursday night?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Thursday at the Hollywood Evandale seven o'clock to nine o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: You can come and catch Steve and I. The great
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  Speaker 4: Jason Gunn is helping us. His episode was one of
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  Speaker 4: the it was a special one. But also there's a
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  Speaker 4: few other friends that are joining us, so Semitic sexologist
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  Speaker 4: Morgan pen which is going to be interesting. I'm already
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  Speaker 4: cringing at the questions that she might put to Steve
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  Speaker 4: and I with a room full of people. It was
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  Speaker 4: hard enough with just the three of us. Adding a
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  Speaker 4: few more in there, Hello, and then we've got the
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  Speaker 4: great Mark Stafford in there as well, and Matt Heath
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  Speaker 4: joining us, so it should be a fun night.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: It's a great connection to Hoaky there. I think Morgan
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  Speaker 5: is doing a bit of radio in the Mornings with
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  Speaker 5: Jeremy at the moment, and of course the great Matt
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  Speaker 5: Heath Hiacky Stolewart.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be I'll be honest. The Morgan one
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  Speaker 4: I'm very very nervous about because she if you're not
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  Speaker 4: familiar with her, she comes armed with questions that can
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  Speaker 4: be jarring at times, and we're used to being on
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  Speaker 4: one side of the ledger. But yeah, she approached us
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  Speaker 4: with a few curly ones that we had to navigate
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  Speaker 4: our way around during that episode. So there'll be no
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  Speaker 4: holds bar, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, She's obviously not aware that you're just the
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  Speaker 2: lights off missionary kind of guy, and.
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  Speaker 4: It's hard to hide that when you're in the cold
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  Speaker 4: light of day.
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  Speaker 2: In the shave us. Everybody knows. Brother, it's all good.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, if I want to get tickets for this bad boy,
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  Speaker 5: how do I go about it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? If you're in and around the Auckland area, hits
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  Speaker 4: it between two Beers dot Com slash Live, you can
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  Speaker 4: get all your tickets there, or if you're you're lazy
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  Speaker 4: and you just want to turn up on the night,
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  Speaker 4: we've got door sales as well. So it's at the
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  Speaker 4: Hollywood Evandale seven o'clock kickoff on Tuesday night, and if
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  Speaker 4: you really want to, you can catch a live stream
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  Speaker 4: to hit that same website address and you can watch
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  Speaker 4: that wherever you are in the country.
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  Speaker 2: Bloody thanks ma Hey, now that we've plugged you on
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  Speaker 2: our podcast, can you plug the Big Show on your podcast? Man?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Totally, man, totally get on your mate.
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  Speaker 2: Good show A great New Zealander, No New Zealand's greatest
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand. Well he hasn't been on the podcast year,
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  Speaker 2: hasn't an interview? Yeah? Hey, here's Queen I want to
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  Speaker 2: break free' how dock your Big show?
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Whodaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
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  Speaker 2: Smashing Pumpkins aka the SMEs Pezzes on the Hiducky Big
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  Speaker 2: Show nine minutes to five o'clock this Tuesday hour with
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  Speaker 2: Kezy and Mogi and Mike. On Thursday, we're heading down
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  Speaker 2: to Tatanaki Shining Peak Brewing. We're doing our first live
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: show in a week while Yes and Howdy j will
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: be rejoining us for that very show, So four pm
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Shining Peak Brewery. Make sure you come down to see
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: the Big Show live. Brothers. I think you're gonna pop
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: down and hand out tattoos. I've got a selection there,
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: including backbone my wife now so good eating. We've got
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: backbone t shirts to give out. Plus you can get
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: a selfie with Mogi for how much.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: We're free on those man Cordially, when we're down there,
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: everyone wants to photo with the three of us, and so.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right because me and Jason, you know, no dramas
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: there have been like well sorry minus sexty bush sexty bucks.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: You're right, and I've sold thousands of them over the years.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: He's crazy. I mean, it almost seems like I'm making
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: it that, but it's one hundred percent true, unbelievable. It
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: is very hard to believe. I'll give you that. If
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: I was just such charging for selfie's, how much should
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: I charge?
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Like ten?
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, you can teast out the waters because you
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: can always cross it out and put less, you know,
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: but it's hard to put the price up.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I start at a hundy, start at a hundred. So
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: someone comes up, oh, Kezy, I love the big show?
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Can I have a photo? Man? They won't say that.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: They'll say I love Crowdgo's.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: Wild from five years ago, or I love the ditch.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Game of two halves is what I'm on now. Mogy
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: no no, I remember that one, the ditch, Yeah, the
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: one I got fired off and replaced with Adam Blair
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: after one season? Are you not bar?
• 15:39
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Sorry? Have you seen Murgi around here? I'm going to
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: give a selfie. There's a real uh, there's a real
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: funny thing happening in our Mad Monday, which is the
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: NRAL podcast, our group chat when Dihan would have been
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Hurly Menia Stuart the pants Man as well. Whenever Adam
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Blee gets a new job, they send it to me
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: and they're like, Ohkezy, you going for this job? So
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: I think he's got a job as like a I
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: don't know, a skills coach for Newcastle Knights. Oh yeah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: and they're like, Keesy, didn't you apply for this? And
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I'm my damn it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: It's good to be able to take the person out
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: of you when you when you when you take a
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: small owl. But now you're beat keys and you're on
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: the the other one. What's that one game to have?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: We're going to do a Christmas special, by the way,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: keeping art for that's an hour long. Oh how good. Yeah,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: it's going to be excellent. But before then, we've got
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: another excellent thing, and that's our live show happening down
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: and beautiful Tatanaki Shining Pig Brewery this Thursday, four o'clock.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: We will see you there. It's to celebrate the Tato
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: and Art Festival that's happening this very weekend as well.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: For all the information on that festival, hit to Hodak
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: dot co dot in zid so she had the.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue and when
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: you see she had.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: They're on the Hidaky Big Show three minutes to five o'clock.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Coming up after five, we've got one and a half
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: mogis yep, which is like two and a half minute
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: except way funnier. Also, Matt Heath, disgraced former announcer from
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Radio Hadarky. He is now at ZIB and apparently he's
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: been caught stealing Big Show content which is so original
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: and so ultra specific that there is no way he
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: didn't steal it. We'll be going over that audio just
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: after five.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Hold Ak that's right. It is the Big Show. It's
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: also on Tuesday evening five minutes past five o'clock. No
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: hointy Jay. He's with his family for the next couple
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: of days, but he rejoins us on Thursday down in
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Tartanaki for our live show today. Though you've got Keezy,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: you've got Mogi, and of course the Big Show is
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: brought to you by two week No, no, no, yeah,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: you reckon that happy with that? I think they are
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: because how could they not be, would be my question? Yeah, Well,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: because they came to us like, hey, you know that
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: you're right billboards that back? Do you think you guys
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: could you know, talk about that?
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, but people can see that, yeah exactly. What's
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: the point of telling people that's something that they can see? Yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean? They either see it or
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: they don't.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: If vacan see it, then they know about it and
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: they can't. Then what's the diff Whereas we are telling
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: people to get to it in you, to get it
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: in you responsibly.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: That's right exactly, And it's like the way you're doing it,
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: it's pretty funny, you know. In this day and age,
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: it feels like we could all do with a laugh.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: So I don't see why we wouldn't.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: That was great. See that's how you slider in that
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: little tagline. Official, that's good radio right there. Speaking of
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: good radio's got some bloody bad radio to report on. Next.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, disgrace former Hodarkey employee Matt Heath. Apparently he's
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: been stealing content from the old Big Show super original
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: height rating content. So I'll be visiting that piece of
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: audio and potentially getting them in as well to see
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: what he has to say for himself. Doo doo dooo semination.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: It is white Stripe. Six minutes past five and the
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Hucky Big Shug.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodark.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Son sound Garden on The Hidarky Big Show Tuesday, caught
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: a past five beautiful evening here in Sydney. He's still
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: pretending that we're in Sydney. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, Now,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Mike Minogue, are you familiar with a bloke?
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Sorry Mogi, thanks mate? Are you familiar with a guy
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: called Matt Heath? Here?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I am okay, so disgraced former broadcasting from the Hdacky
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: brick for Show. You know a lot of people saying
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: you got a promotion and now works as the beat.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: What actually happened is he was disgraced and we decided
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: enough was enough and we moved him along. Yeah, because
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: he was just dragging down the good name of radio. Honuky.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: He's got a new show and it was brought to
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: our attention by a listener who ticks through on three
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: four eight three. Whoever you were by the way, ticks
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: through again, might flick you out of till he prized
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: not just anyone though, na ship now a bloody good
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: one that put together by Pugsart. He flicked through a
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: message saying, hey, fellas, just so you're aware, was listening
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: to Matt Heath's show and I'm pretty sure he's taken
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: one of your segments. So I'm going to do his
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: play a little clip of audio here and you can decide.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: New Zealand it is time for topical Tunes.
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: This is the part of the show where Matt and
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: I each pick a song related to a theme of
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: the week. First to three votes via phone. I'll wait
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: one hundred eighty ten eighty wins.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: There's probably no surprises. What band I'm going to play
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: a song from? As I was saying before the Coldplay
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: concert was just so good.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I think they're a great band and they're a fantastic
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: life bands.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: So I eight hundred eighty ten eighty So Mike, we
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: know so Mogi, Yeah, I keep trying to call you
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: a full and need to Yeah, it's my bad.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: How do you feel listening to that? I mean it
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: is a direct rap off, isn't it of the Throbber.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: The difference between the Throbber and what Matt's doing there
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: is he's not playing Throbbers those plays, Yeah, which is
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: you know, he's cool. I'm surprised all of the Coldplay
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: tunes he's isn't that one? But that's that's neither end
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: or the you know, the question is have they stolen
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: a segment from us? And I think quite clearly you say.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's blatant. I know, I knew for a
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: long time when he was on Breaking that he was
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: sort of looking at our show and certain segments like
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: he loves one and a half, Mogi's as well. If
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: he starts wheeling out one and a half, Mogi's over
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: its dB. The other thing, too, is that you know, no,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: this is the topical song of the week. We're topical.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: The throbber last week was hoiny Jay's foot.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: That's right, because it was run over by a pug
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: sound and a golf cart. Intentionally, that's ait more topical
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: than that. Yeah, So it is essentially the exact same segment.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: He has stolen it, and I think we're gonna have
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: to try and organize for him to come in, maybe
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: not today, maybe tomorrow, come in and explain himself.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: You have to defend himself because you know that's just not
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: on not in my book, not in my book either.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Actually, I mean, there's so many content options that you
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: can go with out there.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Why do you have to steal out? Why do you
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: have to steal ours? You know who wouldn't have done this?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: No Jeremy?
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well the song I would have done something
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: much worse songs called Jeremy you know what he did?
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: What?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, he do worse? Oh wow, big show podcast? You
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Sensation on the an excess hlucky big show there? What
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: did you say? What did I say? New sensation right
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: in excess? Right? Yeah, it's a great song, Mogi. It
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: says here you're going to do one and a half
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Moggi's now men, men, men men men men men men
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: men men men men men men men. I'll just play
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: a half. It's a great sting. It's a great sting.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It's a great year. It's real great.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Hey, when my my mother was down, well not dawn,
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: more up because it was in the hawks by Yeah,
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I called him mam. She was here in Sydney over
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: the weekend. I'd love you to see. It's been too long, frankly,
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: been too long. Why don't we do this more? And
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: on the Sunday there we went out for a bike
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: ride along the waterfront. Well, we went out along the waterfront,
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: and I took my daughter, Wow, who's five, and she
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: hasn't learned or hadn't learned, how to ride a bike
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: up until this point.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: LOGI junior can't ride a bike. Het little mogi, oh ye,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: little mogi.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: So my wife had spent and she would tell you
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: years teaching our daughter how to ride a bike, but
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: with no fruits whatsoever. So she had a little bike,
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: she'd had the training wheels on it, she'd had a
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: balanced bike, but generally speaking, she just didn't really have
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: any issue, any interest in it, and so you couldn't
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: really get her into it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: But my wife would, would you know?
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: She kept on trying and committing and taking it out
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: there and making the effort and all that sort of stuff.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: And anyway, I was sort of thinking to myself as
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: I laid on the couch with a beer in my
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: handkle it's taken her a long time to teach my
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: daughter how to ride a.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Bike, did you think, God, do you know what I mean?
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: So Anen's is going to take So I thought to myself,
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: A well, why don't, Okay, today we'll go out, we'll
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: go for a walk long there and I'll get old.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: I'll get myself involved in so I'll get old Moggie
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: also known as myself. And and so what I did
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: was what I noticed about what my wife did, also
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: known as maad.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: So you were watching a lot of the time, Oh yeah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Just sort of from the balcony or as I say,
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: from the couch, or just you know. She'd send me
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: the videos of them doing it from wherever it was
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: that they were doing it while I was.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: At the pub. And that because I don't want to
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: get I don't want to interfere. It's not my job.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: A lot of people say a man should be a
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: father should be teaching their kids how to ride a bike. Well,
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I think that's sexist. Yeah, you know, good for you, man.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: I don't think a father should do anything. And so
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: the way that's too far. And so the the innovation
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: that I took where on Sunday was I grabbed a
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: towel and I put it across her chest and under
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: her armpits.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, and then up the back and you were holding
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: it up. And then I just.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Held the towel in the air, so she rode along
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: on the bike. It didn't have any training wheels on it.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: And as she's started tipping over, I would lift it
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: higher so I would take the weight of her and
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: she'd be able to regain control of the bike. And
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: then as she was sort of going on pretty good,
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: I would slowly lower the towel so it would really
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: be her in control, but she wouldn't know it. Yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: And so up and down, up and down sort of
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: doing that, and it was going pretty well. Did that
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: for about ten minutes and we had some chips. Stopped
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: for some.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Chips, talking like crisps or like throw some fried potatoes there, okay.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: And then we were leaving from there, and I said
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: to her, let's have another crack at list, and she
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: again she'd lost interest.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: She just doesn't want to didn't want to do it. No,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. I don't want to
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: do it. So we'll just give it a go. We'll
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: just do it for one hundred meters or so and
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: see how you go. Were the beer brad bedded or
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: like French fries? Sorry? What were there? Beer bettered or
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: beer bread bread? I can't remember. I can remember nothing
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: else about the fry k.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: And the rest of the story is good. And there's
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: about one hundred meter. We'll just go on hundred meters
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: and see.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: How you go. Nah, I don't want to I don't
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: want to do it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Mot it, I said, look, if you just go from
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: here to there about fifty meters, you can have an
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: ice cream. She got on bike and she learned how
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: to ride immediately in that moment, I was not touching her. Wow,
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: she just got on her bike and just rode it
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: fifty meters and from that point on she's known how
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: to ride a bike, so she can confidently do it now.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: She's sweet as what ice cream did you go for?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: She went for a bubblegum it was oh not body.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: But there's a hell of a result when you consider,
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: as my wife would say, that it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Had been going for years. Yeah, and all you had.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: To do was tell her that she could have an
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: ice cream and then she immediately taught herself how to
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: ride a bike.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Did she go like two scoops or one? And the other?
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Amazing thing about it, Keysy, for you had to undermine
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: my parenting skills here and bang on about ice cream
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: is unacceptable. Really, it's a big moment in a father's
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: life when he can teach his daughter how to ride
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: a bike. Although my wife would say that probably most
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: of the work had been done in the sort of
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: three to four hundred hours that she had put in
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: pride to that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about that, because that's the first
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: thing I thought of. Well, I mean, so you you
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: get a towel out for fifteen minutes and you mentioned
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: ice cream and all of a sudden, your daughter's smoking,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Junior's riding.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Really well, obout the proofs and the pudding which was
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: bubblegum ice cream on a code.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: in four on Radio Holaky.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Lenny Kravitz on the Hducky Big Show twenty minutes to
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: six Tuesday evening with Kezy and Moggie. Hoody. J will
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: be rejoining us on Thursday for our live show down
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: in Tartanaki. We're going down there by the way four
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: o'clock Shining Peak Brewing. If you're in the area, come
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: on down, Mogi. Before the tunes there, we were discussing
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: the fact that you taught your daughter how to write
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: a boy, which was cool. Before that, we did a
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: segment about how Matt Heath, disgraced former employee of Radio Hadaki,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: has gone to ZB and has then stolen one of
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: our segments, the Throbber. This is a highly original segment
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: that no one else has done in the history of radio,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: where you picked two songs. People vote yeah, like that's groundbreaking.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: That's right. We've just had a few texts coming through
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: with a couple of other segments that people have heard
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: on other radio stations. First of all, someone sent through
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: a link to a video of the Edge Drive show
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: that each afternoon show directly competing against ours, doing like
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: an improv where someone gives them a scene and then
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: they say action and then they did like an improv right,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: theirs was good because they tweaked it slightly by making
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: it not very funny. So I'm willing to give that
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: a pass. But someone just tick through here apparently the
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Breeze radio station, Yeah, they do What's for Tea? That's bullshit,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: that's my segment.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: I was actually listening to another radio station which will
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: remain nameless, okay, even though it's got a name, and
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: they do with a chat. No, you ship me every
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: every hour on the hour chat.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: See, this is what like, what do we have to
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: do to stop people taking like are you serious? And
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: chatting about the weather? That is big show one on
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: one and sports as well. Yea far out. Yeah, I
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: know you're right man. So this is the thing.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Mean, when you're a market leader the big show, you're
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: going to have people copying you, you know, and they
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: say imitation is the highest form of something flattery, is it?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not something else. I'm just this whole, this
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: whole What's for Tea? New Zealand rip off the Breeze
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: situations really knocked me for six. Oh yeah, well that's
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: the scene that we crafted. We looked at the numbers.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: We were like, people like this stuff. How do we
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you know, take it? Do you know what else will
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: knock you for six men? What's that? The Black Clash? Brother?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the Black Clash? I forgot we were going
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: to plug that here. Hey do you like cricket and
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: christ Church and writing on trams and stuff? They you
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: just listen up to, old murkey.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: This is a big one, man. It's the biggest television
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: event of the year. It is the Black Clash. They
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: have it every year. It's either in tow Runger or
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: in christ Church. This coming year, that twenty twenty five
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: event will be held down in christ Church. It is
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: going to be an absolute monster. The best ones that
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: I've been to have been in christ Church. It sells out.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: It's a humongous party. It's sort of like the Sevens
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: used to be in Wellington without the counsel and police
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: and appearance. Is an absolute joy. If you haven't been before,
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: get tickets. Hell yeah, sailing fast man. I cannot recommend
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: this hidly enough. Get your mates together, get down there,
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: get involved because this is a good time.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: That's right. To top things off, of course, you've got
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Jamaican cricket superstar Chris Gail is playing for team Rugby,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: plus a whole myriad of former players and footy players
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: that are talented as well. So Blackclash dot co dot
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  Speaker 2: inz for your tickets. However, if you would like to
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: win two tickets, best seats in the house sitting with
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: me and old meet Patty's Mogi in the hot Spring
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: spa on the on the sideline. What's not on the sideline,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: it's on the boundary rope. If you want to come
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: sit with us in the first innings, then be in
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: the acc export ultra party zone for the second innings.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Plus get free flights, free accommodation tickets to ride the
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: tram and a couple of tickets to go to the
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: hot pools and New Brighton kid Tohodaki dot co dot
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: m Z. Get yourself in the draw. We're going to
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: be making the call for that very soon. I assume
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: it's exciting, isn't it. Yeah, that'll be in about probably January. Yeah,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: that'd be before then, Mogi. Don't be silly. Just on
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: what's for tea, New Zealand, by the way, ticks through
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: three four eight three. What are you having for dinner
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: tonight in New Zealand? You win yourself a tooy prize pack.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: See the briefly don't give away toy prize packs to
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: that now they don't.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Here's Groobar madamember the Racking Big Show podcast.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Guns and Roses don't cry to night. Sorry Guns Roses.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: You've got Kezy and Moggi Hoidy J joining us again
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: on Thursday, and we need our daily dose of Hoidy J.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: So Pugsan has gone to the archive Moggi and he's
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: found a clip from November twenty twenty two. It was
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: us talking about the population of the earth. Oh yeah,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I remember that one. Really.
• 31:43
  Speaker 11: Hey.
• 31:44
  Speaker 10: We were talking about the fact that overnight the world
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: population ticked over to eight billion people.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Monogio.
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: I've watched you and I counted by hand, and as
• 31:55
  Speaker 10: you pointed out, it was incredibly tricky, of course, because
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: someone would die and we'd have to.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Go back and start counting, and then you might count
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: a woman Gezy, and then she might have a baby
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: come out of it. You've only counted her as one.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: There's another one, you know someone? Actually, Yeah, that sounds
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: like a nightmare. It was a nightmare.
• 32:15
  Speaker 10: It's funny actually, because because Minogi and I were sort
• 32:19
  Speaker 10: of intimately involved with the counting of it. We got
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: to see certain what would you call it data, Yeah,
• 32:27
  Speaker 10: regarding the sort of world's population and so forth. And
• 32:30
  Speaker 10: I don't know, I think we might have mentioned this
• 32:32
  Speaker 10: on previous shows, that old Monogio and I were quite
• 32:36
  Speaker 10: prolific sperm donors in our time.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Geezy where she had a chain that at one time
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: had more stores internationally, so more clinics internationally than McDonald's
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: head outlets.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Wait, so you started a company with thousands and thousands
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: of outlets using hundred hundred thousand, using only your gust, Yeah,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: totally man.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you could ask for a hoidy j or
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: a monogio or a combo. You're like a lucky dep
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: So you didn't know.
• 33:05
  Speaker 10: What yeah either or until until the baby was born
• 33:09
  Speaker 10: with like goggle.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: Eyes, a couple of it was hard to tell.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a big nose. It was very news. Then it
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: came out with moves what Oh it could be anyone's.
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: But anyway, interestingly, because of our prolific nature, I suppose,
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: and because we had all these outlets. God do you
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: remember the old tennis elbow?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Oh my lord, Yeah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: I had bandages for Africa all over me, mate, we're
• 33:52
  Speaker 10: responsible for one eighth of the world's population.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Geezy a billion people? Billion?
• 33:57
  Speaker 11: Is there?
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Meny? It was billion? Yeah? And so I suppose when
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: you think about there's so many little what's it called,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: the little sperms inside the little spoist tell us more.
• 34:11
  Speaker 10: Tell us about the little spoons.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: But there is probably mathematically, you know, there's probably enough
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: to go around, if you know what I mean. Yeah,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I know what you mean. Yeah, I think I know
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: what you mean. Keasy, Yeah, I mean, there's lots of sperm.
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: But it's quite freaking and finding that information you walk
• 34:31
  Speaker 10: down the right. I don't know if you do this
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: when I walk down the road now and I'm like,
• 34:36
  Speaker 10: I'm walking.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Down the road and you walk past the little girl
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: and she's like, good a mate, what do you mean?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I just random little girl? Not related to the situation.
• 34:56
  Speaker 11: All right, busy time though, Yeah, got to.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: See Hody decided to be a massive punisher in that
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: particular break. If you want to listen to that again.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Every single show The Big Show's Ever Done is available
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: in podcast form, just such hodak you get your podcast
• 35:22
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• 35:24
  Speaker 2: The fact that everything we've ever done and said in
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: this room is officially available for anyone to get at
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: any point.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but only until one of us was our job
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: and then they've done it all. Yeah, it's a good point.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: They like like the show never happened. Like all of
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: the other shows before us, this will never have existed.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Was there a show before us?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: The whod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Let's right, it is the Hurdarky Big Show, Keezy and Minogue,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Hoidy Jay not with us, say, won't be here tomorrow
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: either way.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: He's alive, Yeah, but he's just not with us anymore.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: By any more, I mean today and tomorrow and need
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: be back on Thursday.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Be back on Thursday, which is just as well. We're
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: doing a live show in Tartanaki and old Hardy Jabi
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: back on Dick. If you know what I mean? Oh
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: yeah I do. It's a sailing term, isn't it. Oh
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: yeah it is? Yeah yeah, yeah, so it was batting
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: down the hatches by the way, Sorry, do you know
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: the Big Show is brought to you by Tully? Oh yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I did what's that slogan of these again? That's yeah,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: get it, get it? Also, ye're right, keep an eye
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: for the new billboards around about the place.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: When you're right, you're right, can we make it that sure?
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, when you're right, you're right, just because there
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: is a year right and if right?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Right? He said, when you are right, you're right.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: I'm saying you're right, you're right. So I'm saying it
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: still sounds like you're right right, Okay, but I'm saying
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: you're right, you're.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Right, you're right.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: I just feel like if we can really confuse the
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: messaging for them, they're going to be thrilled.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I reckon,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: that's great. Yeah. Who wants to get like one precise
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: message across when we.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Can reinforce it all the time, when we could just
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: sort of make a real hodge podge mess of it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Actually, just on that have a toy a drop of
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: happiness in every No, Pugs is okay, let's just flap. Hey.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: We do a podcast outro by the way, which is
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: bonus content. Today Pugs actually joined us Bugs. Here's a
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: little clip from tonight's Potty which comes out at seven thirty.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: This clips called fastest. I was the fastest. Got my
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: school thinking, did you go around telling people that that
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: you were the fast everybody everyone knew whatever I didn't
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: know because they'd all sit on the grandstand for the
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: final spread. Well, my name was Cress back then, birdshit Cress.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Some reason, everyone finds that nickname, which I only had
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: for like two months, really funny.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: It's one of the best nicknames I've ever heard. It's
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: it's it's school yard, you know, branding at its finest.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: It's simple. Yeah, you know, as soon as you hear it,
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: what's happened? I'm assuming a bird shat on you. As
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: I was explaining to Pugs. No, it was raining and
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: we were standing underneath the shelter and it used to drip,
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: a big drip landing on my head and I was like,
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: oh God, at least it's not bird shit. And then
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: my mate's like, nah, it was at your bird shit, Chris.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: And then that stuck around for a wee while. I'll
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: still get a text like once a year from a.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Mate bird shit Chris Haavy birthday.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I'm a big fan of that, and I
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: think it would be I know that you're not really,
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: but it would be a bloody It would be a
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: huge shame.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Of that caught on for the next say two years. Yeah,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: it could be the Big Show with Jason Hoyd, Mike Minogan,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: bird Shiit Chris, because they seemed to just go away.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: There's gold Now you need to get that tattooed on Thursday.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: That on me. That's a really good idea. Make your
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: full of great ideas, by the way. Up next, What's
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: for Tea New Zealand. Remember the Big Show podcast, Red Hot,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Chili Peppers and the Bridge. It's the hurdarky Big Show
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Tuesday Evening with Keezy Murgi and also Pugs on and
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: it's time for this one d original segment. Oh you
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: hey guys. Text here from Steve What's for Teas Zealand
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: with me Ki.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Here he is bird Chip Chris Mike. No, it was
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: only because you just see your name is. But I
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: like Kezy as well.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really like bird Chick Chris. You really like
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: bird shit Comma Chris. It's like you're telling me you
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: like eating bird shit. E you like Birdship Pugs. That's good,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: that's good, good, awesome. Hey, thanks for joining us for
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: the studio, But thanks for being here? Man, do you
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: want to do? Connie Chip? No? Okay? He six flying
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: and as per Fellers on three four eight three people
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: saying what they have for dens in net Ye good
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: a Fellers Uh.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Enrique O Glesiers he is married to anacornic Cova? Who's
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: that the tennis player?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: No, hardly know. I didn't invite you in here to
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: make hardly Noah jokes? All right? Sorry? Anyway for context,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: that's all pugs does that go through? What for dinner?
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Enrique is having steamed bun and burnt meat Paddy steam burns.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if he's Yeah, I don't know
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: if he's eating a meal or getting It's quite a
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: plain sort of burger scenario, isn't it. But a steamed
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: bun could be a euphemism, right, TNA you think it
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: could be? TNA total NonStop action. I do, yeah, good?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Get a Flowller's dug here? Oh my god.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Doug Bracewell, the recently discraced black camp who has been
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: hammering the coke.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: That's the one.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: And I don't say allegedly because he's been tried most
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: of a group of his peers and convicted keysy.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: That's right, okay, tonight, I'm having homemade burgers and ships
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: and a big sign of the old Cockaina. That's right,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: racism alarm. They're just ready to go not right now. Yeah,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: It should have been surrounded with the allegedly because it
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: was only one off occasion over a year ago.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: And almost two years ago. It's all good man, that's
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: chill good. I Fiella's ruby here.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, ruby in the sky with diamonds.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: That's what it's called.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: It's Percy bird ship christened the sky with bird ship.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Mogi. That's not even clear. The fact that Pugs is like,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: wheeze laughing now you're coughing. Yeah, we've just been silly.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Who was it? Ruby? Ruby d there we go? That
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: is yeah, she's an actress. She's having creamy powered carbinara
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: and pasta with a head of hunting and gathering. Creamy
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: our pasta carbonara. That sounds that sounds quite young. Yes,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: if you're into kamuana with a hint of hunting together, yes,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. Okay, get a feelers lead,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, a hurry that's the one. Yeah, which Lee?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Did you think it was pokes? Where it is? Boys?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I'm having six bourbons and some kalipenno and cheese snags
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: could be Yeah, that's from Lee. Yeah, that sounds famously here,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: that sounds delicious. What about this? This is a classy one?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Nas does sound? Yeah? Get a feels uh Nissa here?
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Can you suggest a famous nissa? Please? Poke monster? That's
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: the one, the lock Nissa monster. Can you stop wheeze
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: laughing into the microphone. Please? A glass of weather Hills
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Pinot Green. A pork chop? Yeah, yeah, realst. As much
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: as I love a pork chop, I hate a pork chop.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I hate chops too much, Edmund Yeah, give me a steak.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's into that segment. Yeah, well that
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: was good. Good work pag Son and particularly you work
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: around the lockness monster. Very good like that. That was
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: really good. Remember they Big Show podcast Darcy Clay Jesus
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: was evil on the Hdarcky Big Show. No Hoidy jet Day.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: But we've got Pug Sons stepping and enjoy myself and
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Mogi for this.
• 43:35
  Speaker 10: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: Pugsan, What do you watch the emojis?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I watched another episode of the Penguin?
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Was it the fout? I'm only that's four inch down?
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: I got four to go. It's a good show, man,
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: I really want to watch it is a good show.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: It was a bit of a flashback episode and I
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: don't know why, but I'm not a fan of those.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: So how did we get here? Sort of thing? You
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: But Bloody got good actor, isn't it? I've changed my
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: mind here. They've got ridden rid of some of the
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: annoying ones.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah. One thing I don't like, which is
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: happening more and more, is the whole house of the Dragon.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you enjoyed that? How about this show
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: set two hundred years before? Yeah? Have you seen that
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: June one's coming out? I did see that was coming
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: out about the Bennerges. It's a thousand years prior to
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: all the trade. Gee, if it's great?
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: Yea, what do I here? But I didn't put all
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: the work into it. I'm sorry. I've never seen a
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: good one of those. Well, okay, like, if there's a
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: good one, was that good one? Heaps and heaps of
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: Emmy's I only ever watched it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: No, No, I haven't seen two episodes of it. I
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: didn't really get into it.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: No, well, that's the thing. But I also did the
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: same thing with Breaking Bed. I watched that first episode
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: probably seven times over the course of the three epis. No,
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: I was just like, ugh, and I was like, I
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: am not watching it, and then eventually got into it.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: But you know what I mean.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: But I think the good shows you have to spend
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: a bit of time on, but oh, they suck.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I would argue Game of Thrones episode one season. The
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: first time I watched it, I was like, this show
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: is magnet.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, the same as the Soprano as
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: the first episode.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: First episode is so good. You know, that's the only
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: episode I've seen so good. And I also also got
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: ducks in the in the pools and yeah, but that's
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: the only episode I saw. I watched that and I
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't know, and that was about two
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: years ago. Yeah, that's the same thing I did with
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Breaking Bed. You'll get there. Yeah, I probably will watch it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: I do also want to just go back to our
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: review of that movie yesterday and just say that I've
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: spoken to a lot of people, and the three of
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: us are the only people that haven't liked it.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: And my wife, My wife had we had.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: A text earlier today that said that we while the
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: movie wasn't great, our review was an abomination and we
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: crucified it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Well, that's right. That was on three four three.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's that's fair enough. So I just did
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: just want to say that a lot of people would
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: really enjoy it, and he really enjoyed it. I Mett Heath,
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: who was a Gladiator freak the first one. He loved it.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I feel like, I don't know what he's talking about,
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: but that's great. The action is awesome.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: He's done a magnificent thing, Matt, where he's trained his
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: brain to just not expect too much of stuff and
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: be happy with what something for what it is, whereas
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: maybe we expect too much from a movie like Gladiator too. Yeah.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to stay positive here, so I'm not going
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: to answer that I'm trying to be I'm trying to
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: be positive.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I did expect a lot from it. See that's why
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: you're straining. That's better. Shut up, pugs. Yeah, don't not
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: go and see it because of the three of us.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: It's worth watching, absolutely. I just didn't like it. It was
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: an entertaining two and a half hours. Yeah, just after
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: the first one. That was just a bit of it. Yeah, Pugs,
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: what did you watch? Man like?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: I'll get this out of the way quickly watched some
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Island Australia. The guy that I was talking.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: About yesterday that I really liked that eats the eggs.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, annoying. I'm over him. He's gone too far.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Keeps doing this thing called going gang gang gang and
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: like making hand signs and I'm just sicking of it.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, great, that's my story. Has he eaten any more eggs?
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: No?
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: If he did that, I would have liked him. You
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: love you eggs? Yeah? Can you share your chilli egg
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: recipe again? Nah.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: No, that's the Chemical Brothers. Hey boy, Hey girl on
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: The Hurdarchy Big Show Tuesday afternoon with Kezy and Mog
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: and also Pugsant who's stepping into the hoity, j Roll
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: and Fellers. This coming Thursday, Jace will be rejoining the
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Big Show and we will be hitting on the road
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: to beautiful Tartanaki pugs. Have you ever been there? Man, Yes,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I have, because you didn't come with us last time
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: many years ago.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: No, So that was the first live show you guys
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: ever did and I was a listener back then and
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I remember listening to that show and being such a fan.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: It was great. Yeah, it was really great.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: And also my sister Sophie came up and got a
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: photo with you guys because knew absolutely thing.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Was she there the show? Yeah? I don't know there. Yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: my sister selfie with you guys. Have you got that
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: photo still?
• 48:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I can find it?
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Is that the one? Is that the one? Because we
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: did one live show previously and you know, I'm not
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: a huge obviously not experienced in radio at all prior
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: to doing the show, right, And I found it odd
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: that you would go to do a live show at
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: a pub and set up that they had was nobody
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: in the pub could hear it? And I said, wouldn't
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: it be great? Wouldn't be good if everybody in the
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: pub could hear it? Because at the moment they're just
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: looking at us talking, but there's no speakers for them
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: to hear us. Why would anybody want to come and
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: watch this? And it was like the greatest invention that
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: nobody ever thought of for some reason.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: That's right. It was actually me that thought of it. Well,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: it was like you know the old Al Paso taco
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: heads when they've got the girl. Yeah, that's me. That's
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: AWESOMEGI was like, I love that. No one can hear it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, actually, Mogan wouldn't be nice. I
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: people could hear it. I'm sure sure. But also that
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: because we didn't really have a producer at that stage.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think our producer did he come to I
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: don't think he came down. I think we had was
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: that in the mountain, so that we had a producer
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: for that one at the mountain, the very first one.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: No one could hear it. People.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you where it was where I made that
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: where I said this, Yeah, it was we did an
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: A C C show that's right by Mount Eden. It
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: was before before a twenty twenty game or something rather, Yeah,
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: and I just were we even here?
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It's not weird. So the idea of our
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: live shows, if you haven't been to one before, is
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: we have the PA system going. You can hear it
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: throughout the pub. You can hopefully applaud a boo and
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: make it yell out. Yeah. One of the best things
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: that's ever happened to a live show was when we
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: interviewed Razor and he said, my wife. Oh, that's right,
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: he said, and the entire bar just yelled my.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Wife and he was he didn't know who the hell
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: we were. It was like, what the hell's going on?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: And then he ran it again as well. It happened
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: like two or three times, right, that was great. And
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: then some guy got his downstairs out. That's right. That's
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: happened on more than one good eating you can get those.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: You can get good eating tattooed or whatever you want.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: My wife backbone merchant film.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, brothers and will be there.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: There's some local tatoo guys down there.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: A couple of legends are going to be coming along
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: and that they'll have a select few options.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, because it's all celebrating the artists, that's right.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Which is happening this week in Saturday and Sunday. It
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: is one of the biggest teddo and art festivals in
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: the Southern Hemisphere. So Thursday, we're talking this Thursday, four o'clock,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Shining Peak Brewery in New Plymouth, come on down the
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Big Show Live with US three and also Houghty j
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: is going to be there as well. Backbone Teas on
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: offer and if you ask really nicely and you use
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: the code word Mogi, yes, they'll tattoo some burnt meat
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: patties around your nips.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Well that does it for the Huducky Big Show for Tuesday,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: the nineteenth of no Vim. But tomorrow you will have
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: myself and Mogi and old pugsun once again. And then
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: on the Thursday, hoy J rejoining us for the Taranaki
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Live Show Shiny Peak Brewing. If you're in the area,
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: come on down from for this Thursday. But Mogi, what's
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: your plan for tonight? Not a lot of plans for
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: this evening, mate. I'll probably watch a little bit more
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: of the Penguin. I want to get through to the
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: end of that bagger and I don't know, hopefully you
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: there's a little bit of evening sun left over.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean. Have you got a
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: good dick, got a great deck, got a couple of
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: big decks to them? Two big decks.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Have you got one for morning sun one for afternoon?
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: What is it? It's morning and afternoon? Yess morning dick? Yeah, morning, yeah, yeah, yeah, lucky.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: I don't even have one tonight. Are you going to
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: do tonight? CAZy? Oh that's a good question. Thanks. I
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: hadn't even thought about it. My wife is that squash?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: My wife, no mine, no mine? Her squash starts in
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: a couple of minutes, in fact, seven o'clock sharp. So
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: I'll head home. I'll cook up a pasta. Yeah, yummy
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: pasta we're having. She'll come home at about or eight.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Winny will eat that together. She will go a bit early,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: and then I'm going online with Pukstan and the Fowlers. Yeah,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: and play PlayStation together. What's that game called that? You're playing?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: The Merchants of Filth? That's the one. Yeah, Buzzy Islands
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: six Merchants of Filth is Parkstan's recommended. In fact, he doesn't,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: he doesn't want to play any other games. It's our
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: eight team, oh is it? And we've all got VR
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: headsets on. It's pretty full on, sounds pretty sick. Yeah,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: you should come high sometimee okay, Hey, make sure you
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: join us tomorrow at four pm for the Radio Huduckey
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Big Show. Also check out the podcast comes out every
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: night at seven thirty. Highlights of the show on the
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: podcast out tro look at our Instagram too bloody good stuff. Yeah,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: we'll see you tomorrow, yeah,