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Episode 197: George Santos Is Free At Last! · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 197 God save Santos. Welcome, motherfuckers.
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  Morning life chains behind him, future bright the Lord forgives
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  all who pray either ones who campaign that way thou
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  Hallelujah. Can I get an Amen?
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  Amen. George is free against free
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  again. Yes, glory again.
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  The truth might been the faith won't break sands us and dancing
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  all for freedom. It's a it's a, it's AI.
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  Don't know about you Joseph, but today's, you know, past couple
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  days have been pretty, pretty sweet given the news.
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  That friend of the pod, some would say, some are saying best
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  friend of the pod. There's never been a friend like
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  this on the pod. Our man George Santos, pardoned
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  by King Trump. Dude, that's incredible that
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  he's actually been pardoned. We talked about it I think a
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  little bit, but the fact that he actually.
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  We, we we manifested it. We made it happen and I'm I.
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  Made some phone calls, you know, I got Ben Jackson, the lobbyist
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  on the on the line. But when you think.
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  About it in the Grants, well, you'll get into it 'cause it's
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  obviously the first article. Right, right, right.
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  But when you think about it, in the grand scheme of things, like
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  out of everybody who's been pardoned, this makes the most
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  sense. I mean.
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  Truly a piece of shit, at least in his.
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  I mean, he's got so many iterations, lives, aliases,
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  pseudonyms, personalities that like one of his personalities
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  really, really is like, you know, on paper a shitty person.
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  However, I still enjoy. It's like, like, do we get like
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  a hall pass? Like we get to, we get a hall
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  pass like for endorsing somebody who's like a corrupt grifter
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  Republican. But I mean, I don't know if
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  Republican in name only. He's a He's a rhino.
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  But is he everything he does? The only thing rhino about him
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  is that he rhino through the barriers of what it means to lie
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  as a politician. Like there's a documentary.
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  I mean, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll say it, OK.
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  Let's say this Shout out, shout out, Jorge Santos.
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  Yeah, but yeah, just like big shout out, you know, saying
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  volleyball legend. That's right.
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  That's right. He has some Harvard.
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  But how are you, Sir? Dude, I've never been better.
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  You know, hose closing bankrolls minus the hose.
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  Yeah. No, I, I, I put my dating life
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  on ice. So.
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  Yeah, I haven't been out on a date since Labor Day.
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  Not on a date that's that's good.
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  Yeah, but I needed to like shit was getting peek weird.
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  Like for real. Like we haven't even talked
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  about it on the podcast. Like how like this shit like
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  spiraled and when I thought it was done spiraling, it like went
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  from like category 5 to like category 11 like and it's just
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  like without like. From FF3 to F5 like the old
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  packs real fucking quick with a belt and Helen Hunt holding you
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  down completely locking down. A sequel locking down a sequel.
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  Oh, dude. Well, that's good.
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  I'm sure a lot of people are on. The listeners of the pod are
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  happy that you're taking a little bit of break for
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  yourself. That's important.
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  You got to do that. Yeah, we'll see.
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  I might be ready to get back in. Oh, we won't go.
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  Double Dutch style. You do shout out by the way.
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  Shout out just Dutch friend request.
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  Oh, my dad, Dutch. Yeah, sent me an Instagram
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  friend request. I was like shout out bro.
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  Like how are you guys not friends already?
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  I don't know. I think I already followed him.
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  He just never followed me back. I was like, hey man, that's
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  what's that about. I mean, you know, he's exclusive
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  with it. You know, it's like he's like
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  one of those influencers where it's like, you know, they have
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  like 50 million followers and they follow like 12 people. 23
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  people. Yeah, it's like it literally
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  became a status symbol to see how how like your ratio of
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  people you follow to people following you, like how big you
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  could get that ratio and like the followers side, you know,
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  and I really think that people purposefully like like the
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  status symbol like wouldn't follow.
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  Like 1 picture. Well, that's, that's just
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  stupid. No, but like I the people that
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  they follow, you know, like they, they, they whittled it
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  down. To make it a bigger gap.
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  But more people follow me than I follow them.
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  Yeah, exactly. And then and then it got out of
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  hand. And then it got out of hand.
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  No, that's true 'cause there are some people that have like and
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  they like follow one person, you know, like get out of here.
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  And that's like what? It's your fenced account that's
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  like private or some shit that no one knows about the that your
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  friends and family where you post.
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  Back in the day when like Facebook just started, I became
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  Facebook friends with Kristin Cavallari and then and it was
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  like a see her like secret account.
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  OK. Yeah, and, and then I ended up
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  Taylor from Laguna Beach, her friend came down to San Diego,
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  over to the fraternity house, ended up making out with her.
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  But me and me and Kristin Cavallari were Facebook friends,
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  like on her secret account for quite some time until she got
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  rid of it. I think Jay Cutler might have
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  got involved. Jay Cutler hooked up with my 8th
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  grade girlfriend when she was a cheerleader at Vanderbilt and he
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  was the quarterback. I don't know that for a fact.
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  I just know it's true. You have a round of applause on
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  that one. That's interesting.
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  That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
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  Yeah, that's the six degrees of Christy Cavallari, Jay Cutler,
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  Andy Schultz. So if you're taking a break, are
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  you getting back into? I took the break.
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  The break has been taken. Are you getting back into poker?
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  Oh, kind of I it's so funny that you said that 'cause I like went
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  and like I did like the minimum deposit was like 10 bucks
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  whenever I got my new account just to 'cause I wanted to see
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  if it was going to work, you know?
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  Yeah. And then I played like a like a
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  7 or $8 game or something, did not win but and then I just put
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  it away. But then I got back on and they
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  changed it like up the format. So now the sit and go, which it
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  used to be just it's eight people and the top three make
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  the money and the blinds are turbo.
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  So every 5 minutes the blinds go up.
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  So yeah, eight people start and it's like a one table
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  tournament. Top three make money and they
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  changed it to now there's a bomb pot every eight hands.
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  So if you don't know what a bomb pot is like usually like when
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  I'm like playing in person at like the card room, if there's a
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  new dealer, somebody would be like you guys want to do a bomb
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  pot. And at my table, the 1-2 or the
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  the blinds maximum buy in 100. But you obviously you can make
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  more than 100, but you can only buy in up to 100 at one time.
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  If they do a bomb pod, it's $5 each.
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  Everybody puts in 5 bucks. They deal out two cars to
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  everybody. This is Nolan Hold em and then
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  they deal the flop and then the betting starts.
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  So everybody's in for $5 with the flop out and then you start
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  going that's a bomb pod. So on this one, it's a bomb pod
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  every eight hands and it's either one or two one big blind,
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  whatever the big blind is at the time or two depending.
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  I don't know like what if it's random or what, but so that
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  happens and then they changed it from 5 minutes.
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  The blind's going up every 5 minutes to every 4 minutes, so
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  it's quicker. So anyways, I I played that I
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  played it Oh and they added a 1/4 game.
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  So you A binds 1/4 and then like 3 cents goes into the house and
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  then the rest of it's in the pot and the top three win whatever.
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  So before that the minimum was $1.50 buy in and I had like
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  $1.49 from that deposit. And so I went and played the
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  quarter game, two quarter games in a row today, literally today.
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  And one of them both $0.93 on both of them.
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  Quarter games? Damn.
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  I know he's. Back.
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  You're back if you're back. Well, like I was like, I was
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  going to deposit more money in it, right, because I had like
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  less than the dollar 50. But then I saw the quarter game
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  and I'm like, well, let's see if I can just, you know, I had that
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  one run with the rolling the dice, you know, started with
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  $0.50 turned into $61.00 in, in a day.
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  That's track of psychology AP. So I, I was like, instead of
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  going and because there's also like the gas fees you have to
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  pay whenever you buy the I buy like I deposit with Litecoin.
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  I don't know. Yeah.
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  So it's like I'm, I'm there's, it's like minimal shit.
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  You know, it's like depending on it, it's like a dollar or less.
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  But it's instead of depositing, I was like, let me just play 1/4
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  game and then I won it and then put in the next 1.
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  So now I have enough to get into the dollar 50 game but.
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  I. Yeah.
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  Creeping on the coma. And then I also dropped like a
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  smash hit, my parents dog Charlie, he's been licking his
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  paw. And I noticed it a few days ago
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  and I told my mom and she brought him to the vet today.
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  And then I came over and I got some, like, video footage of
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  them and then created this song called Cone of Shame.
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  And then Apprentices Sad Charlie and I posted on Instagram.
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  And then I took out an LLC and took over conservative ship of
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  his name and likeness. And I'm going to market him like
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  as the dog version of Grumpy Cat.
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  OK, Yeah, songs fire. It's like a 90s or like early
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  2000s e-mail. Turn the cone of shame into the
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  cone of fame, baby. Hey, that's fair on the come up
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  on the quarter games and cones of shame.
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  That's that's a, that's a subtitle.
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  Well, you know, with the, with the new, with the new format,
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  with the bomb pods. And then also get going from 5
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  minutes to 4 minutes like the games used to like be like if
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  you're going to, if you win like a right right around like 27 to
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  31 minutes in length and just the blinds go up so much that it
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  never really goes past that. But now it's like I'm you're in
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  and out of there within 20 minutes.
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  So like all, all of the sitting go.
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  So like the binds go from like 1:50 to 3:50 to 7:00 to 15 to 30
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  to 60. Yeah.
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  So that they changed the foreground on all of them.
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  So they're all four minutes now per blind.
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  And then also bomb pot. Yeah.
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  And then they all start with you get 1500 chips and everybody's
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  1500. And then it goes from 10/20
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  blinds to 1530 to 2550 to 5100 to 102 hundred to three hundred,
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  1:50 to 6:00. 100 Alright, they ain't Rain Man.
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  Well, then that's just it's. You got to get it out.
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  You got to get it out. You got to get it out.
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  Just in case any case. You have the white T back on
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  hair is like back serious dude. You got the itch dude.
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  It's good. It's.
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  Still literally just my uniform nowadays.
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  OK, that's fair all. Right.
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  Do you want to get into therapy? Questions.
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  Well, I'm doing great. I was going to.
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  Ask. So much for asking.
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  Yeah, I was going to, but cut me off on my on my blinds.
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  Well, we didn't do an episode last week because my computer
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  decided, well, I guess if you had Windows 10, it booted you
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  and it made you get Windows 11 Pro.
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  Didn't know that. So it deleted like my Wi-Fi, it
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  like booted me from tons of shit.
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  So when I go to turn it on, I'm like, what the hell?
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  So I got all that stuff working. OK, so I've got this fence
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  built, and I love this fence. It's Mac.
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  I've sent you pictures. The dude finally is like
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  finishing the gate. He's been busy, he's been sick.
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  He finally got it up. Dude, this thing's like a castle
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  it. I'll send you the pictures.
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  You would think that. You would think that you're MAGA
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  MAGA neighbors. Oh dude, they're.
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  All so Jelly. That's what I'm saying.
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  It's because you built the wall that Trump promised to build for
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  them, you know? It's it.
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  It is in. It is a fucking wall.
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  It is. Gotta say I don't.
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  I don't like your time, but that's a hell of a wall boy.
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  And I've been going to town, so like I have this, there's this
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  pole, this light pole out front that was all raggedy.
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  And I don't know where the power goes to.
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  It is like, I don't know, but it always has power and it it works
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  but there's no cover. I took it apart like forever ago
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  and got the glass. What is it?
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  It's. Like a light, like like a light
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  post, like just a random. In your backyard.
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  In my front yard, so it's in the front.
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  So it was like black. They like painted the shit out
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  of it. The glass was painted black so I
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  got all the paint off. It's just weird, like purple,
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  blue, brown swirl, like some 70s shit.
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  It's cool. But I painted the pole white.
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  I got smart lights, so I got these Phillips light like a hub
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  system. So now when the Eagles play, I
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  turn my light pole Kelly green. So it's just like this bright
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  like so I'm just rocking that shit every time they play.
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  We win. I can turn it on, set it on
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  timers, control them from afar. But it's actually.
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  Could you could you sync it up to every time like A.J.
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  Brown scores a touchdown it goes green?
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  Well, it's like. Like a siren.
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  I could sync it up with like a sound system in a Google Home
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  and make it play like fly eagles fly every time they score.
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  Do it like like like in the NHL where they light up the the
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  light and hit the hit them with a horn.
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  Only any colour. It could do any colour.
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  But you, but you just take that, you know the NHL goal scoring
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  experience to the NFL with him, with the green light.
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  True. The one thing that's nice is so
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  like I don't have it's all new electric, but they don't have
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  like dimmers. So these I can like you can dim
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  them and do stuff with them. But I originally I literally got
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  it because I wanted to put a bulb in this in this light post
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  and literally like it was I'll turn it on after the game and
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  leave it on all night until I leave for work in the morning.
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  It's like bright as fuck green. It's contained, but it's just
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  like this green light outside. And I bought a big ass flagpole
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  and I bought a throwback Eagles flag.
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  I'm about to throw that shit up. Everybody right here got
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  American flag up. So like, I'm the only person.
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  I mean, it might as well be an American flag.
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  If you're at the Philadelphia Eagles flag, you know the birth
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  place of the nation. Five houses this way, like 5
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  houses that way. Everybody's got a flag up and
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  put it on the Eagles flag. Let's go.
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  I'm gonna have a green light. Let's go.
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  I'll put it on my Fort wall. I'm going to send it to you.
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  It is. It's, you know, is it, it's oh,
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  it's more than 8 feet with the top of it.
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  It's like a nine foot like solid cedar fence.
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  It looks like a fucking civil. War I was like, I think it's.
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  Crazy. The first time, and hopefully
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  this never happens the first time, like some some, you know,
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  rambunctious, like kids are out having a good time and they'd
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  like TP you or or fuck with your shit.
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  Like I think like you're going to be very upset, like you
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  might, you might cry like because you're so in like in
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  love with like the. No, it's just, no, it's a
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  fucking fence, I mean. It's I don't see.
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  A fence, it's going to be sealed.
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  I don't care. Whatever I think.
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  You're going to act irrational like a boomer.
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  No, it's just awesome because I can like drive a big ass truck
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  through it. It's too big, Yeah.
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  I mean it's. Huge.
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  You might have opened. Like, you know, like the gate.
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  I thought the whole point was to stop big ass trucks from driving
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  through it. No, no, no, I'm just saying the
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  gate to this thing is like a civil war Fort gate.
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  Like it's huge. He like watching this dude.
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  I have pictures of it. So the way this guy built it as
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  he's one person, he built like built the frame of it out like
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  like it was the fence and left gaps where the slits would be
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  and then like built it so it's, you know, full boards and
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  planks. And then he but and then he
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  attached the hinges and everything.
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  So he attached it. Then he hung it like he he So
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  what? He cut it free.
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  He like did it. So whenever it's closed, it
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  looks like a solid fence with like a little gap and then like
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  even where the planks are at the top and then it opens.
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  It's crazy dude. It's heavy as shit.
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  There's no way. Like I was asking him how he was
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  going to do it. He said he has to do it this
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  way, otherwise you need like 5 or 6 people to pick it up and
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  hang it. And I was like, there's no way.
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  And then I came home from work. It was like, holy shit, this
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  thing is huge. And yeah, all the boomer old
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  dudes, that's all that's all around.
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  Me, I mean, we need that for like, that's our, that's our
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  Antifa southern headquarters. They love their every that was
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  there's like a block party or my neighbors had like a birthday
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  party party for their daughter. Their daughter's adorable and
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  we're I'm over there and they're like, dude, you're fence.
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  Like you have a really nice fence, man.
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  That fence is really beautiful and it's.
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  Because we're you're adulting, bro.
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  You're adulting and we're having conversations about your fence.
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  We're in their backyard, so you can see on one side this one
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  dude, he's super nice, but he built his fence himself and it's
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  just like, Oh my God. Like it's like all now.
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  Looks worse because yours is there to compare.
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  Mine is like, it is like a, it's so straight you can just stare
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  at it. And we're on the other side and
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  they're just looking at the backside, not even the flat
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  side. And these guys are like, yeah,
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  man, that's a, and I'm in an eagle shirt.
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  I'm wearing the eagle shirt and like like it was the week after.
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  The context everybody he he's lives in the Dallas area and the
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  Cowboys are the. Right.
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  It's a really nice fence, man. That guy's doing really good
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  work and like, yeah, they really like it.
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  It's super great. They're like, Nah man, that's
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  one of the better fences I've ever.
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  Seen hell of a job. Some hell of.
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  A job like, do you want to come see it?
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  Like, yeah. And it's like we went in the
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  backyard. I'm like, 'cause they cause the
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  backyard. Let me get the Lube first.
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  The backyard was like a shit show back in the day.
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  So no, it's a big flat plane and it's just like, gorgeous.
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  To be honest, like you fixing up like your house brings up the
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  property value for everybody. I'm doing it myself too.
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  No, I know, but you know what I'm saying Like.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a trickle down property
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  value. Is the last thing they thought
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  was a black man was going to move into the neighborhood and
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  raise the value. Let's go.
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  Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
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  And then I'm an Eagles fan, so I was.
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  Then I'm trolling you with the light.
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  Hey, I mean, Cowboys having the number one offense in the
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  league, you know, they're like they can.
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  Go right out of here dude. All right y'all, it's time for
• 19:48
  therapy questions. I actually slept and like I
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  scheduled 2 therapy sessions on Mondays 'cause that's when I
• 19:57
  don't have my I pick up my dog later on Monday nights.
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  So I thought that was like better And my therapist
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  neglected to tell me that she doesn't come into the office on
• 20:09
  Monday so it was going to be over Zoom.
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  So I did it last week in Zoom. I found out like 15 minutes
• 20:13
  before, like I was about to leave to go there.
• 20:15
  And then this time I just slept in through it.
• 20:18
  I was like, no, I'll see you. I'll see you next week in
• 20:20
  person. So that's real therapy, IRL
• 20:23
  therapy. There'll be question #1 would
• 20:26
  you rather your therapist be your guardian Angel or your
• 20:31
  devil's advocate? And the week before, when I did
• 20:34
  actually do the Zoom, I asked my therapist this question.
• 20:37
  For me, devil's advocate for sure.
• 20:40
  That's what my therapist, Snap replied.
• 20:43
  I didn't even, I wasn't even, I was just giving her examples of
• 20:47
  therapy questions that also involve the therapist.
• 20:49
  And then I wasn't asking her to like answer it.
• 20:52
  And she was like devil's advocate.
• 20:53
  I was like, oh God. Absolutely, it would give me
• 20:58
  like the IT would challenge me on my ideas.
• 21:01
  I have friends in my day-to-day, one of my one of my best
• 21:07
  friends, his dad, me and him are like super close.
• 21:09
  We'll chill, we hang out, we'll get lunch and stuff.
• 21:12
  And I mean, anything I ever say to this guy, he is pushing like
• 21:18
  he I've learned to argue and fight my points better because
• 21:23
  of how many times I've argued with this guy on stuff.
• 21:26
  And I but I appreciate that aspect of it because he
• 21:30
  challenges me, all my thoughts and makes me second guess myself
• 21:34
  and identify flaws in my own logic or some stance I have.
• 21:39
  So while that while you can be annoyed with that or frustrated
• 21:42
  in reality, that's normally a fairly good thing to have that
• 21:46
  push back from somebody. We're all kind of insulated with
• 21:49
  unconditional love. And yes, men, to a certain
• 21:52
  extent, you know that it's, it's nice to have somebody you can
• 21:56
  tell them the truth you and they're going to give you the
• 21:58
  counterpoint. I mean.
• 22:00
  No, I totally agree. You know what's so fucking
• 22:02
  funny? I wrote this, right.
• 22:05
  I was thinking more of like you got like the like when the Angel
• 22:10
  and the devil are on your shoulder, you know, like ones
• 22:15
  ones like egging you on to go do some like risky shit and the
• 22:17
  other ones like trying to like hold you back.
• 22:19
  That's what I was thinking. But no, yeah, obviously devil's
• 22:23
  advocate, you know, fucking like, call me out.
• 22:27
  Like I so that I can, it's like cashing out, like, you know,
• 22:30
  it's being able to like process through your thoughts, you know,
• 22:35
  with somebody. Yeah.
• 22:36
  And otherwise I don't need somebody telling me that like I.
• 22:39
  Don't. I don't have a kid, but I feel
• 22:41
  like that'd be also part of being a good adult.
• 22:43
  Like made me. Too many kids are being raised
• 22:45
  by guardian angels and are being coddled too much and in reality
• 22:49
  like being challenged, getting pushed back and that you have
• 22:53
  some. Doesn't doesn't make you change
• 22:55
  your mind, but it can strengthen your convention.
• 22:58
  Exactly, Yeah. Like like you don't, you can't.
• 23:01
  How are you going to you're going to fight your point if you
• 23:03
  can't even like fully articulate it to where like, you know,
• 23:06
  you're like sell, not sell me an idea.
• 23:09
  But that's kind of what it is sometimes, like the marketplace
• 23:12
  of communication, like sell me your idea doesn't matter what it
• 23:15
  is, your plan for yourself, some dream that you have or something
• 23:20
  you create that you want someone to be a part of or take interest
• 23:24
  in. It's like sell me something and
• 23:26
  like you're going to have to convince me or, you know, fight
• 23:29
  for this attention. You're going to have to do
• 23:31
  something more than just like get it because you did it.
• 23:34
  And I think that there's too much of the I should get it
• 23:36
  because I did it. Yeah, my therapist, the first,
• 23:39
  this one that I'm going to now, the first session I've been on
• 23:42
  for like a couple months now almost.
• 23:44
  First session she asked me like what I wanted to get out of
• 23:47
  therapy and I like I literally verbatim said that I want
• 23:51
  somebody to like call me on my bullshit If you know, if if
• 23:55
  needed. It was like my main point and
• 23:58
  it's like I like, I'm going to come here and tell you like
• 24:00
  what's going on. But like if like I'm like doing
• 24:03
  some like off shit like that. I don't you know that I'm not
• 24:06
  clocking like myself. I want you to be able to like,
• 24:08
  tell me, but she has. Yeah.
• 24:11
  I mean, but it's important. Like she should be like, I'm
• 24:14
  like, but like, you know, so and so like isn't like being, you
• 24:19
  know, like has nothing to like blame or isn't like has any red
• 24:23
  flags. And she's like, Oh well, except
• 24:25
  for this. Oh yeah, you're right.
• 24:27
  Like fuck, I've like just completely like, you know,
• 24:30
  there's just certain blocks that I'll have that like she'll call
• 24:33
  me on me, you. Know yeah I mean I feel like
• 24:36
  well we've and throughout our friendship we've always had a
• 24:39
  pretty good back and forth with that.
• 24:42
  If any of us either of us as being like too out of control
• 24:45
  crazy, we'll say something. It's normally me saying
• 24:47
  something to you but that doesn't mean I'm not doing
• 24:50
  stupid shit too. But and it's a way less frequent
• 24:53
  now than it was back in the day but definitely you would get me
• 24:58
  to do so. You would definitely be a devil
• 24:59
  on my shoulder over an Angel telling me to chill out for
• 25:03
  sure. Definitely.
• 25:05
  Yeah, but I also play devil's advocate, just naturally with
• 25:07
  people, you know? True.
• 25:08
  No, I do too. Just.
• 25:09
  For the sake of the debate, yeah.
• 25:11
  Yeah, yeah, because you know, but.
• 25:13
  But also, but to the point where I think people like think I'm
• 25:16
  advocating for that idea and I'm like, Nah, I'm just like, I'm
• 25:19
  just asking questions. Yeah, and I mean, there's been
• 25:21
  times like, OK, true story. This has happened a couple
• 25:27
  times. But most recently, there was a
• 25:28
  wedding that I went to that a Michael Jackson impersonator.
• 25:33
  Epically crazy and wild, but. Like pre vitiligo or post?
• 25:43
  This was like thriller. Like, was it was it like during
• 25:46
  the era where he's getting molested or when he was doing
• 25:48
  the molesting? I think it was allegedly, yeah,
• 25:50
  he was allegedly doing it or like revving up for it, you
• 25:54
  know, it was like. So he had the he had, he had the
• 25:56
  caucasity at this point. Yeah, he had the itch.
• 25:58
  He had the privilege. Yeah, the the itch he had the he
• 26:01
  had the itch for the privilege. The privilege.
• 26:05
  But, but I met this person, it was at who got married.
• 26:11
  She was at a like, I think it was like a 4th of July thing
• 26:14
  that I, I saw her at a Thanksgiving event.
• 26:17
  She went on a date with this guy and she's like, he's really
• 26:20
  nice, but it's not really what I'm into.
• 26:22
  And this guy, he's super nice and obviously we're at a wedding
• 26:27
  so you can know how this I wound up, but she was like, I don't.
• 26:30
  Know if I'm going to What do you mean?
• 26:31
  Well, they ended up getting married.
• 26:34
  She's like, but we're at this Thanksgiving, they just got on
• 26:36
  their first date and she's talking just, you know, talking
• 26:40
  about it and like, oh, I don't know if I'm really into it.
• 26:43
  He's, you know, really nice. But you know, his, his, his old,
• 26:46
  his former wife had passed a few years ago, hadn't really been
• 26:50
  out on dates. And she was like, he was talking
• 26:51
  about it a lot. And it was just kind of, and I
• 26:55
  was like, well, OK, devil's advocate.
• 26:57
  I'll literally say that I was like, well, hold up, that's a
• 26:59
  pretty big deal. And he's like trying to share
• 27:01
  and be vulnerable. And if he's nice and you're not
• 27:04
  into it because it's different, maybe that's good.
• 27:07
  So maybe you like go on a second or third date with them, see how
• 27:11
  it goes. See if he relaxes a little bit
• 27:14
  because he's probably really nervous and like unsure of if he
• 27:18
  should even be doing this. So you should like give it a
• 27:21
  shot and see where it goes. And we're at the wedding and
• 27:24
  she's like, you're the she's like, you are the reason why
• 27:27
  this wedding is happening because we went on a few more
• 27:30
  dates that you, you gave me another perspective and they're
• 27:34
  like getting married. It was super sweet.
• 27:36
  And I was like, that's bad ass. But I was, you know, being
• 27:38
  honest, like, hey, like maybe that's good.
• 27:40
  And that's actually happened two other times in my life where
• 27:43
  I've had two friends that are girls that are dating dudes and
• 27:48
  they go on like one or two dates and they're not into it and
• 27:50
  they're like venting to me about how it's different and what a
• 27:53
  yadda yadda. And I'm like, well you normally
• 27:55
  date like 6 foot 6 Stoner white guys.
• 27:58
  So maybe this like 5 foot 10 normal dude with the job will
• 28:01
  work? Out.
• 28:03
  And in that instance they're like married and have two kids
• 28:07
  that have been married for like 13 years or some shit.
• 28:10
  And I missed our 10 year reunion 'cause I was the man of honor in
• 28:15
  her wedding. So I was instead of a maid of
• 28:17
  honor, she had a whenever it was tight but true story.
• 28:22
  But you know, devil's advocate can be a good thing.
• 28:25
  Like. Having some, yeah, I think 100%
• 28:28
  of the time it is, as long as it's like you're.
• 28:31
  Constructive. Yeah, exactly.
• 28:33
  It shouldn't be something to be like, oh, you're dumb.
• 28:36
  This is, yeah. Just just argue with somebody
• 28:39
  like and for no reason. There's difference.
• 28:42
  There's a difference between being devil's, a devil's
• 28:45
  advocate, and a contrarian. Agreed, but that doesn't mean
• 28:52
  you can't be both. I'm not saying you can't be
• 28:54
  both, but I'd say contrarians more like on on like for the
• 28:58
  point of always saying the opposite and agreeing with the
• 29:01
  opposite just to be a Dick. No, I disagree.
• 29:05
  I like I can. You can take it that far, but I
• 29:08
  think like if like there was like a middle, like a, a, a line
• 29:16
  of contrarian to not, you know, like I think I would learn more
• 29:21
  towards naturally a contrarian, like just subconsciously.
• 29:25
  Yeah, I guess if you were like to the extreme with it, I'm just
• 29:28
  trying to you. Know, no, I think, I think
• 29:29
  people can take it to the extreme for sure, but I think
• 29:32
  like more like 50 at least 51% of the time.
• 29:37
  I'm going to come at it from a contrarian view that like, if
• 29:39
  not more than the traditional view.
• 29:44
  I, I think that's how my dad, like my dad, I think is like
• 29:46
  that and like, kind of like raised me like that.
• 29:48
  But then when I would display contrarian behavior, he would
• 29:53
  get mad at me. He's like, like, why do you put
• 29:55
  yourself out there? Like, you know, to get judged by
• 29:58
  like these, You know, people like, I remember him saying
• 30:00
  something like that when I got like detention or something.
• 30:02
  And it's like Brett, like you want me to be like outspoken and
• 30:05
  like, like, think outside of the box and you know, all this shit.
• 30:08
  And like, you know, I got kicked out of the 6th grade student
• 30:12
  class president election for for handing out business cards
• 30:15
  because you weren't allowed to advertise.
• 30:17
  But I guess you could be like, that's also like to be a
• 30:20
  critical thinker in a certain way.
• 30:23
  So there's a difference between being like to being.
• 30:24
  Like it goes so far that you're a conspiracy theorist.
• 30:27
  Yeah, well, you could be critical of things.
• 30:29
  Right. And then you could be a
• 30:31
  contrarian of things. So there's different degrees, I
• 30:34
  guess to it in ways. But I'd say a contrarian is more
• 30:37
  like purposeful, like you're actively like looking for the
• 30:40
  opposite. I disagree.
• 30:41
  I think like, like it just happens to me naturally and I to
• 30:44
  the point where I have to be self aware of it and like it'll
• 30:47
  be like not everything is like, you know, not what it appears to
• 30:50
  be. Sure.
• 30:53
  Like to the point where I'm telling I'm preaching that to
• 30:55
  people like, you know, it's like, hey, you know, sometimes
• 30:57
  like things aren't corrupt and like it like it's on the level,
• 31:00
  you know, it's like because people have got to the point was
• 31:02
  like, you know, my mom's like the Democrats are corrupt, the
• 31:05
  Republicans are corrupt. It's like sometimes like it's
• 31:07
  just, you know, it is exactly how it appears to be.
• 31:11
  Not like in that context, but just in life in general.
• 31:14
  No. OK, therapy question #2 would
• 31:18
  you rather your happiest memory be fake or your worst memory be
• 31:24
  fabricated and implanted? I guess they're both fake,
• 31:30
  right? See, I guess it would be more
• 31:40
  your worst memory be fabricated and implanted because if you
• 31:43
  figured out that the happiest moment in your life wasn't real,
• 31:47
  that would be so devastating as where if you realize that like
• 31:50
  the worst memory you had wasn't real, you go on some like Jason
• 31:54
  Bourne type shit. Like right.
• 31:55
  Like I'm thinking like you're implanting something in my head.
• 31:58
  I'd rather it be something bad that didn't happen.
• 32:02
  So if I ever figured it out, I'd be relieved.
• 32:04
  Then like be like, Oh my God, that's like the worst thing ever
• 32:08
  that everything wasn't real. It's like finding how you were a
• 32:11
  Cyborg or some shit that I'd be like, I'm not real.
• 32:13
  I'm a, I'm a robot. Like that would be terrible.
• 32:16
  Well, what's your like? When I wrote this, I was
• 32:18
  thinking like, what is my happiest memory?
• 32:24
  You know? It's like when people ask me
• 32:25
  what's my favorite food, it's like, I don't know.
• 32:27
  I'm Anthony Bourdain with it. I see.
• 32:34
  I don't know if I have like. I could think of like
• 32:36
  necessarily a happiest memory. I think of happy to happiest
• 32:39
  times, but even then they're very vague.
• 32:42
  Right. In the sense that I was probably
• 32:44
  enjoying the moment and not realizing how how good of a time
• 32:48
  it was until it was too late. Like if you were a boomer and
• 32:51
  you're RH, which is 38, like you'd be like, oh, when I got
• 32:55
  married or when I had kids or when I bought a house, you know,
• 32:58
  I mean, maybe for you when you got a house, but probably not
• 33:01
  that you're happiest because it's like a doesn't involve
• 33:04
  like. I I can think.
• 33:06
  Of humans. But it's got to be a proud
• 33:09
  moment. I can think of all of the bad
• 33:13
  times. That well, your brain, your
• 33:15
  brain is I think of the bad things, 9 to one versus positive
• 33:20
  things. I think I think of it, I can
• 33:22
  remember the bad times that led to positive things.
• 33:25
  So I can think of, I, I guess it's when I look back at the
• 33:28
  timeline, I don't look at like all of the peaks of happiness.
• 33:32
  I look at the peaks of struggle and what it took me to get over
• 33:36
  those. And that's where I am.
• 33:38
  That's why I am where I am. So you could say in some ways,
• 33:41
  some of the happiest moments of my life are right now because
• 33:46
  I'm enjoying my life in a different way and can like kind
• 33:51
  of, you know, be happy with decisions that I've made, good
• 33:54
  and bad, that have led to this moment.
• 33:57
  That's like a satisfying thing. So there's a yeah.
• 34:00
  I mean, honestly, like buying a house for me, for me personally
• 34:04
  and mentally was like a huge insecurity of mine, Something I
• 34:08
  really wanted to do, something I wanted my dad to see me do.
• 34:11
  My dad's getting older. So there's all these things that
• 34:14
  I wanted to accomplish to be like, look, like, you know, I
• 34:17
  used to sleep in my car and I bought a fucking house.
• 34:19
  Like I really wanted to like, you know, selfishly prove a
• 34:22
  point, not. Selfishly.
• 34:25
  No, I mean because it came. It didn't come from necessarily
• 34:27
  like like that goal or that insecurity didn't necessarily
• 34:31
  come from like the original or the origin.
• 34:34
  Was it from the happiest, healthiest place?
• 34:36
  So, but so to be able to do it, my perspective on it's changed.
• 34:40
  It was earned as opposed to just giving to you.
• 34:43
  True, but like my and like my perspective on it's changed to
• 34:46
  be over time because my perspective on like the journey
• 34:49
  that I'm on, like, you know, there's times where things were
• 34:52
  really, really hard and it would be hard not to be like envious
• 34:57
  or jaded about things that were going on in my day-to-day that I
• 35:01
  was having to get through knowing that a a lot of people
• 35:05
  or most people and people especially like where we're from
• 35:09
  and just like the socio economic status, all that crap that it
• 35:12
  was like it, it like was like a motivator for me to get out of
• 35:15
  it. So I wasn't like I didn't feel
• 35:18
  like a mess. Does you know what?
• 35:19
  Does that make sense? Yeah, No, it's like a it's both.
• 35:24
  It's real, but it's also a like symbolic of like you made it out
• 35:28
  of, like the you're the phoenix rising from the ashes.
• 35:31
  Yeah, you know, like. Fuck the ashes.
• 35:33
  I'd rise with the cashes baby. So it's I, so I would rather.
• 35:40
  But if you could have your happiest memory not be real,
• 35:44
  that would be depressing, because those are things that.
• 35:45
  Well, if I if I never figured out that it wasn't real, I mean,
• 35:48
  what's the difference? Then you wouldn't care.
• 35:50
  Then it would be inconsequential.
• 35:52
  But in this I'm assuming I do that sounds.
• 35:55
  Awful. Yeah.
• 35:57
  And plus, you know, I'm assuming that, you know, I'm going off to
• 36:01
  the spiritual realm and then I'll figure that shit out
• 36:03
  eventually and then and then I'll be bummed up in heaven, sad
• 36:07
  in heaven, happy and hell. Episode 192 or something.
• 36:15
  OK therapy question #3 would you rather your pet be able to talk
• 36:20
  but only about your flaws, or your partner be able to read
• 36:25
  your thoughts but only the embarrassing ones?
• 36:32
  This your pet being only able to talk about your flaws would be
• 36:35
  really frustrating. Like that wouldn't last very
• 36:39
  long. Someone would see you like bop
• 36:41
  your dog on the head or something because it be talking
• 36:44
  mad shit and like, hey man, you just hate that dog and like
• 36:46
  you'd be in jail. I'm just saying, dude, this dog
• 36:50
  is going to be saying wild shit. It's basically be a person you
• 36:52
  might. Be.
• 36:54
  Squaring up with that Chihuahua out in the front yard, you're
• 36:57
  like, what's up bro, you talking shit?
• 36:59
  You have a Chihuahua. No, I'm just this is an example.
• 37:02
  Y'all can see my pet behind me, you know?
• 37:04
  'Cause that's a hyperbole. They probably, they probably
• 37:07
  sharpen. My sharpen my roast skills, like
• 37:09
  I'm trying to get a tight 5 minutes together and go hit hit
• 37:11
  the improv soon. Like for real.
• 37:14
  I got like more material than 5 minutes.
• 37:16
  But like if I can just, you know, get get my foot in the on
• 37:19
  the stage. So I think like having my dog
• 37:22
  like around like roasting me at old times.
• 37:25
  I just roast him back, roasted back.
• 37:27
  And also now I'm the roast master general.
• 37:29
  Come at me, Jeff Ross. And you'd be ready for any roast
• 37:33
  that you were going to get because you're gonna be stay
• 37:36
  ready. You'd be like toughening up.
• 37:37
  That's like, you know, whenever. Straight I'm Arby's son.
• 37:40
  Roast beef up in here. You know, it's like when those
• 37:43
  old Asian guys hit the ninjas that are trading with those
• 37:47
  bamboo sticks and toughen up their skin and you know they
• 37:49
  make a fight through the pain. Your dog's just going to be like
• 37:52
  an old Asian man beating you with a damn.
• 37:54
  I'll be like, I'll be like Uma Thurman and kill Bill, yeah.
• 37:58
  Fuck you. Get at me.
• 38:04
  Yeah, 'cause I mean embarrassing thoughts.
• 38:06
  I don't know about that. I don't know how many embarrass
• 38:09
  like what? Well, I don't even like it's.
• 38:11
  My my own thoughts like so how like it's only.
• 38:15
  You're thinking about farting. It's like bro, this farting
• 38:18
  don't need and you don't need to hear that album is ripping.
• 38:20
  Let's go bro. We talking about what's
• 38:23
  happening. I can't help it like right, I
• 38:26
  don't know like what are they? What are you guys like?
• 38:28
  Oh man, I really should've. Eaten.
• 38:30
  Yeah. Is it embarrassing to me or to
• 38:32
  like? Yeah.
• 38:32
  Who, who's who's the judge of like, how embarrassing?
• 38:35
  Like what qualifies as embarrassing?
• 38:38
  So if you're just don't end up being embarrassed, that could.
• 38:40
  Be because I feel like none of my thoughts are embarrassing.
• 38:42
  It would be embarrassing if some of them got it, like came out.
• 38:48
  I don't, you know what I'm saying, Like embarrassed, like
• 38:49
  embarrassing, like relies on somebody.
• 38:51
  I guess somebody is hearing the thoughts, but I don't know.
• 38:54
  I've never really thought about it.
• 38:55
  Yeah, but that would be. Subjective compared to the
• 38:56
  person and you would have to be embarrassed by the thought.
• 38:59
  By them knowing the thought. By them knowing the thought.
• 39:01
  So that's what it would have to be.
• 39:03
  So it's not embarrassing until this scenario comes into play.
• 39:06
  And then now it's now. Yeah, whole brand new category
• 39:10
  of thought. OK, final therapy question.
• 39:13
  Therapy question #4 Would you rather every time you looked in
• 39:19
  a mirror, a version of you blinked a second late or
• 39:25
  whispered Not yet. What is What the fuck is this
• 39:31
  dude? What is this?
• 39:34
  This is that you've had some dumb ones.
• 39:37
  This one's pretty dumb. I guess it would blink a second
• 39:40
  later because at least like there would I would think I'm
• 39:43
  schizophrenic. I mean shit talk to me and not
• 39:47
  yet. What is that?
• 39:48
  Dude, I like it. That's my hype man right there
• 39:50
  in the marriage, just like because I'm about to go off at
• 39:52
  all times, like in a good way. And and it's and it's it's.
• 39:56
  It's not yet, but it but it is yet.
• 40:00
  It is time. I'm not man, I'd just rather
• 40:04
  blank a second later I guess because it would.
• 40:07
  I don't know. And you could go.
• 40:10
  Which? Like what?
• 40:13
  But what if you were trying to take like a a mirror selfie and
• 40:17
  then you're always getting the blank, you know, so.
• 40:20
  I just wouldn't take a mirror selfie.
• 40:21
  You would just not look in the mirror, you would just turn it
• 40:25
  and do a selfie. Cam well, every time that you
• 40:27
  every time that you were done blinking, it would be blinking.
• 40:30
  So every time you would see it, your eyes, you know?
• 40:33
  So you just don't blink? You just hold them open and take
• 40:35
  a picture and don't move and then blink after the photo?
• 40:38
  What are we talking about? This shit's.
• 40:40
  Stupid. Not yet.
• 40:44
  That'd be weird. All right, we're done with every
• 40:46
  questions. I was going to mention last week
• 40:47
  I got just totally off topic, but I just wanted to bring it
• 40:50
  up. I got a fucking vape THC vape
• 40:55
  pen and it's called Switch by Boutique and it's got two
• 41:01
  different cartridges. The ones that I picked was
• 41:04
  mango, mango melon and papaya. So you can either hit the papaya
• 41:08
  side or the mango melon side or both at.
• 41:11
  The same time. Right, but then there was this
• 41:14
  thing like it it was said like blinkers and it and then it and
• 41:17
  it said 0 points and they fucking what I realized is they
• 41:21
  gamified the vape. So many blinkers you can take.
• 41:25
  Like, because like there's on all these vapes, like it will,
• 41:30
  like you, you can inhale as much as you want, except for it will,
• 41:33
  it will stop. And like the light blinks.
• 41:35
  Yeah, yeah. So basically it was trying to
• 41:38
  gamify how many times you can get to 1 blink or two blinks of
• 41:45
  inhaling. Like it's trying to like get you
• 41:47
  to like take bigger hits and then it would rack up the
• 41:50
  points. This shit like stops working out
• 41:53
  of nowhere. Like I like no way because I got
• 41:56
  a full gram. Like there's no way I got even
• 41:57
  close. I still have like fucking vape
• 41:59
  pens that I bought like a year and a half ago that aren't done.
• 42:01
  And then all of a sudden stops hitting.
• 42:03
  I put it on the charger, nothing.
• 42:05
  Now it says I have like 48 points of blinkers because I'm
• 42:08
  like, just like sucking like so it like stops like thinking
• 42:12
  because sometimes they'll get clogged or something.
• 42:13
  But yeah, now they've got like this, this like gamified fucking
• 42:17
  boutique Switch vape. I can see the fucking liquid in
• 42:20
  there, but it doesn't hit. And now I got like 48 points,
• 42:24
  but like if I was to if I was nicotine like they would like
• 42:29
  which they they do have like flume or UT makes this one where
• 42:32
  it's like 2 different flavors, but it's not gamified.
• 42:34
  But like that seems like such a fucking problem.
• 42:36
  Like. You know, like you're doing 48
• 42:39
  blinkers, bro. But dude was that like 6 before
• 42:42
  it stopped working and then I was like trying to get it to
• 42:44
  work. 6 blinkers in a day. No total and like.
• 42:48
  From You're going to the moon and back dude, dude.
• 42:51
  I'm like cautious. I don't know though.
• 42:54
  She's going to. I'm not trying to like yeah, I
• 42:56
  don't know. But anyways, shit stopped
• 42:58
  working. I'm not trying to not move like
• 43:00
  that. Yeah, man.
• 43:03
  And I, yeah, and I and I really like, I kind of stopped
• 43:05
  something you read for a while. So like I was just like dipping
• 43:07
  my toe back in, but dipping. I was, I was going to shout out.
• 43:12
  Blinkers, dude, get the fuck out of here babe.
• 43:14
  Did you get the Fuck you 40? Two of them I didn't get any
• 43:19
  fucking vape hits. It stopped.
• 43:22
  You go, you ghosted them, you held them into their.
• 43:25
  Nothing left. No.
• 43:28
  I miss all those stupid old weed terms.
• 43:30
  You going to ghost it, bro? You got a ghost.
• 43:33
  You're not going to say it now. I mean now I'm not going to.
• 43:38
  You do it every time you like that one.
• 43:42
  You can do it, but you don't announce it after you do it.
• 43:45
  Usually I'm smoking weed like a grown ass man by myself, you
• 43:48
  know? There you go.
• 43:49
  So you don't really. But but my roommate, Tyson, he
• 43:51
  smokes. We just don't necessarily smoke
• 43:52
  all the time together. You don't.
• 43:55
  Know 'cause he's ghosted, you got his Dube tube, but he's
• 43:58
  ghost, you got a ghost and you got a Dube tube.
• 44:01
  The Bro. Think about it, there's ghost
• 44:03
  energy drinks, ghost in the weed and then getting ghosted by the
• 44:06
  girls. Best ever ghost energy drinks.
• 44:08
  And then just actual ghosts. There are ghosts.
• 44:11
  Ghosts are real. In that song that I dropped, Sad
• 44:15
  Charlie, a Cone of Shame, like I was like it's there's a lyric
• 44:21
  and he's like, he used to chase balls but now he chase ghosts.
• 44:28
  He can't eat bones. Nope, not even close.
• 44:33
  And it's just a video in slow motion of him with a cone on.
• 44:38
  My homeboy. We'll play the audio for the for
• 44:40
  the audience and the and the intro and then at the end.
• 44:43
  Yeah, my, my homeboy Lauren, he worked at the Driscoll downtown
• 44:47
  for a long time in Austin, and that's haunted.
• 44:49
  And he was saying he saw some some spooky ghost shit activity
• 44:54
  when he was working there 'cause he worked in like the bar, like
• 44:57
  the lobby bar. Well, the college that I went
• 45:01
  to, Cal State Channel Islands, is what?
• 45:04
  Hotel California, like the Eagle Song Hotel California, which is
• 45:08
  about an insane asylum. So they turned the insane asylum
• 45:10
  into the college and it's like beautiful, but they call it
• 45:14
  scary dairy and it's allegedly haunted, but it's like the
• 45:19
  nicest campus ever except for when I first semester, I was
• 45:23
  going there like first couple weeks I got lost and like there
• 45:25
  was an area they hadn't like refurbished yet and I was like,
• 45:28
  oh, now I get it. I get what like people get
• 45:31
  freaked out when they come here. Plus it used to be an insane
• 45:33
  asylum. Yeah, it's a tense.
• 45:37
  I know, but you would have never known unless somebody told you.
• 45:42
  Yeah, I guess. But once they told me I'd be
• 45:44
  like I'm out. Oh, I knew it before going in,
• 45:48
  like. I was.
• 45:50
  Very impressed. Shout out Cal State channels.
• 45:51
  Let's go, Dolphins. Let's some white people shit
• 45:56
  man. Just like oh this is haunted.
• 45:59
  It used to be an insane asylum used.
• 46:00
  To Hotel California and. Before, before that, they would
• 46:03
  torture Native Americans on this land probably.
• 46:06
  Yep. Perfect, perfect place for a
• 46:08
  Walmart super center. No, just leave the building.
• 46:11
  We'll just reuse. We'll reuse the chairs,
• 46:13
  everything. Walton loves savings.
• 46:19
  Go Walton, get the fuck out of here we go.
• 46:23
  Damn it, man. Yeah, like, I don't know.
• 46:25
  Fuck that. Get out of here.
• 46:26
  I still. It's crazy to me.
• 46:28
  Side note that we know who Geraldo Rivera is.
• 46:33
  You know why we know who Geraldo Rivera is?
• 46:37
  You're talking about the mustache, dude, Yeah.
• 46:39
  Mustache dude. Yeah, because he.
• 46:42
  Busted into the like sanatoriums and like insane asylums and like
• 46:46
  did documentary work back in the day where it's super crazy.
• 46:50
  But there's this old urban legend about this dude who used
• 46:55
  to snatch people in the woods called Cropsy and it's pretty
• 46:59
  good. It used to be on Netflix.
• 47:02
  True story ends up there is some fucking weird dude in the woods
• 47:06
  because there was this insane, there was this asylum out there.
• 47:08
  And I think, I think it's the exact same one that he went to
• 47:11
  ended up releasing just a bunch of these fucking people.
• 47:14
  Just like letting them wander off when they close these
• 47:16
  things. They didn't put them anywhere.
• 47:18
  They didn't send them anywhere. Just like Venezuela.
• 47:21
  Just like cut them fucking loose.
• 47:23
  And this dude was living out in the woods and was like actually
• 47:26
  like snatching people. But Geraldo that's that was
• 47:29
  Geraldo's big breaking stories. Do you think Corrado is cropsy?
• 47:33
  Do you think he snatched the people for the story?
• 47:35
  And he's young, but he like busts in with a camera and a
• 47:38
  microphone, like into these rooms with these people.
• 47:41
  And it's like pretty wild and crazy and messed up and exposed
• 47:45
  like this whole fucked up corrupt system that was going on
• 47:49
  in this property. This is this asylum sanatorium
• 47:51
  place. And all those people ended up
• 47:54
  getting cut loose just. Didn't he also take us to like,
• 47:57
  like Al Capone's like Vault and there was this fucking nothing
• 48:00
  in it? Yeah, but this is like the only
• 48:02
  reason anybody gave a fuck about Geraldo was because of the
• 48:05
  story, 'cause he actually was. It's like, it's like Giuliani,
• 48:08
  man. Like Giuliani when he got
• 48:10
  started and he was like a prosecutor, he was going after
• 48:14
  organized crime and like sticking it to people and
• 48:17
  cleaning up New York, doing all. Stop and.
• 48:19
  Frisk actually doing what we was.
• 48:22
  No broken window policy. He wasn't doing like he wasn't
• 48:26
  leaking fucking. Messing up and drag before Joe
• 48:29
  Santos made it cool. You know, dripping brown paint
• 48:33
  outside of Four Seasons Landscaping service Fucking.
• 48:37
  I think those are two separate things.
• 48:39
  Well, I know I was just combining.
• 48:41
  Them yeah, I know, I know, but do you just 'cause we don't want
• 48:43
  we don't want to we don't want to give the right an inch here
• 48:45
  we need to be factual when we're coming up with our.
• 48:47
  Adjusting his belt on you didn't.
• 48:49
  Have the hair dye in in front of The Four Seasons Landscaping.
• 48:53
  The Borat movie incident. But he used to do real stuff.
• 48:57
  He used to do things. Yeah, like, let fucking the
• 49:00
  worst terrorist attack like in the history of this country
• 49:03
  happen on his watch. That's what he used to do.
• 49:05
  America's mayor. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
• 49:08
  I like mayors who don't let 9/11 happen.
• 49:10
  Thank you. Jesus.
• 49:13
  I mean, I've never got it. It's like George Bush's, like,
• 49:15
  approval rating went up after 911.
• 49:17
  It's like, what? Like if Barack Obama lets 9/11
• 49:20
  happen? Like, are you fucking kidding
• 49:21
  me, dude? They'd they'd send him to like
• 49:25
  Saudi Arabia to go get dismembered like by like morale.
• 49:28
  Would have some theory like it was a bunch of Israeli clones of
• 49:33
  Barack Obama. Yeah.
• 49:35
  Like this the week after he got impeached like on on September
• 49:38
  12th? Yeah, on the 10th actually,
• 49:43
  Yeah, yeah. They they already had the
• 49:45
  impeachment articles like filed like, yeah, you know, exactly.
• 49:48
  Like whenever they whenever was in rums.
• 49:50
  Like whenever Rumsfeld. Was like the Saudis called in
• 49:53
  and they just let the Republicans know, hey, we're
• 49:54
  about to hit the towers. Whenever Rumsfeld the day before
• 49:57
  was like, we can't find like $3 trillion of Pentagon money,
• 50:03
  which that happened. Really.
• 50:05
  You didn't know that. What that's like one of the
• 50:08
  whole factual basis. This is like that's like the
• 50:11
  whole factual basis of why it's a conspiracy theory in the 1st
• 50:14
  place is before how if it's 3 trillion it's a shit ton of
• 50:18
  money cause. 3 trillion is a shit ton in 2025, let alone 25
• 50:22
  years ago. Let.
• 50:22
  Me look it up. This is like this is honestly
• 50:24
  true money. Cause like it's only in the last
• 50:32
  like. Yeah, two.
• 50:33
  Yeah. Rumsfeld.
• 50:35
  Wait, no, no. So the brood, Reuters says they
• 50:37
  did not hold on. Donald Rumsfeld was the
• 50:42
  Secretary of Defense at the time of the war or at the terrorist
• 50:46
  attack 2001 in the United States.
• 50:51
  Because there's a whole conspiracy theory that there was
• 50:53
  a bunch of missing Pentagon money and where the plane hit on
• 50:56
  the Pentagon is like the financial fraud unit.
• 51:00
  No, but I'll get the fuck out of here.
• 51:02
  You said that. It's like the whole basis of the
• 51:04
  conspirators like that's. Part of the attack hit on the
• 51:06
  Pentagon. Sounds like unnecessary.
• 51:09
  That's like the whole basis around like that.
• 51:11
  With the Pentagon, you can't just like erase the fucking
• 51:13
  records, get the fuck out of here.
• 51:14
  You need, you need like the Saudis to like hopefully hit the
• 51:17
  right area and the Pentagon like come on, dude.
• 51:20
  Not. To mention that wasn't even a
• 51:22
  plane, it was a missile allegedly.
• 51:26
  But apparently you can just do whatever the fuck you want now
• 51:31
  on the social media. You know, all these dudes
• 51:34
  capitulating and settling with Trump for kicking him off.
• 51:37
  Oh yeah, dude, we're just like, wow, you need yourself a break.
• 51:42
  Yeah, let's do it. Look, I'll be quick.
• 51:44
  So it's 933 right now. Get back at 9:40.
• 51:47
  Go take a blinker. 9:45 Now we're back for the topics,
• 51:56
  Joseph. So we touched on it earlier.
• 52:04
  This is by NPR. Trump commuted the prison
• 52:08
  sentence of George Santos. A look at how it happened.
• 52:13
  Former New York Republican Congressman George Santos is out
• 52:17
  of prison. After President Trump commuted
• 52:19
  his sentence Friday, MPRMPRS Lilia Fidel asked New York Times
• 52:24
  reporter Michael Golden how it happened.
• 52:27
  Former Congressman George Santos thank Jesus Christ and President
• 52:30
  Trump after the president committed his seven-year
• 52:33
  sentence for wire fraud and identity theft on Friday.
• 52:37
  House Ethics Committee report found Santos spent donations
• 52:40
  from his supporters on shopping at Sephora, taking luxury trips,
• 52:45
  paying for only fans. On Sunday, Santos said this on
• 52:49
  CNN. Santos said.
• 52:51
  I've learned a great deal in a very large slice of humble pie,
• 52:55
  if not the entire pie for the experience I had.
• 52:59
  Was that was that a self aware fat joke?
• 53:03
  I. Mean, that's great, I mean.
• 53:07
  And we know that pie is apple pie because his pronouns are
• 53:10
  USAUSA. Two years ago, Santos was kicked
• 53:15
  out of Congress by a bipartisan vote for the.
• 53:19
  For more on the president's club president's clemency, New York
• 53:23
  Times reporter Michael Golden joins me now.
• 53:25
  Or this is like reading like an article, sorry, or like their
• 53:28
  conversation. So how did he?
• 53:30
  Get it until like an interview. Yeah, Fidel, how did Santos get
• 53:34
  the president's attention? Gold, I think there are a few
• 53:37
  things that happened here. You know, Santos gets sentenced
• 53:40
  and immediately starts asking for clemency.
• 53:42
  And it doesn't like it's going to happen for a while.
• 53:44
  But in August, Marjorie Taylor Green, who is an ally of his of
• 53:48
  his in Congress and who Santos considers a friend, started to
• 53:52
  push for him to get a pardon. And around that time, Trump
• 53:54
  asked if Newsmax asked is asked in a Newsmax interview if he
• 53:58
  would consider or to pardon or commute the sentence.
• 54:02
  And he says no one ever asked me.
• 54:04
  So Marjorie starts asking, and it seems to get the ball rolling
• 54:08
  and put the bug in the president's ear, which basically
• 54:11
  leads us to where we are this week.
• 54:13
  By the way, he's openly been talking about commuting the
• 54:16
  sentence for P Diddy right now. That's like new because I know
• 54:21
  he got asked about that and he didn't say no, but it also just
• 54:25
  kind of like was like. No, like, apparently, like
• 54:28
  they're actually like making a push for that to happen.
• 54:31
  It's so weird. It's like, you know, you know
• 54:33
  what's so weird? It's like there there is no
• 54:35
  rhyme or reason with like, you know, these like pardons, Well,
• 54:40
  some of them like the January 6th and shit like that.
• 54:42
  But like, but but every time like it happens like it's like,
• 54:51
  of course, of course, you know, it's like what there is no
• 54:54
  connection of like Puff Daddy other than them like, you know,
• 54:57
  rubbing shoulders like in New York probably back in the day of
• 55:00
  like with Trump versus like Trump and Santos, you know, but
• 55:04
  it's like, but it makes sense that he would like, it's not
• 55:07
  surprising that those people will get pardoned by Trump, even
• 55:10
  though like it's not like, you know, where it's like his like
• 55:13
  hench men like, you know, fucking what's his name, Roger
• 55:17
  Stone or like. Well, yeah.
• 55:19
  Well, whatever they're. They're not as cronies like like
• 55:22
  doing crimes for him. Like Blagojevich, you're like
• 55:25
  what? Like how did?
• 55:27
  Because he like, because he was on a celebrity apprentice,
• 55:31
  that's why. See, there you go, that's what
• 55:35
  I'm saying. Like random ass reasons.
• 55:37
  Well that's not random like, that's his show.
• 55:39
  No, that is random. That's like an actual
• 55:41
  relationship. Like it like, you know, like
• 55:43
  Santos like. But most of the time the the
• 55:46
  pardons aren't because yet we have some sort of personal
• 55:49
  relationship. Right.
• 55:50
  But I'm saying in that in that instance, Blagojevich, there is.
• 55:54
  Yeah, he's like writing the hall.
• 55:55
  Writing Hall passes for his buddies.
• 55:57
  Or just famous people? They are just famous people just
• 56:00
  thinking that that will win people over it.
• 56:02
  Or or or own the libs, you know, it's like, oh, you know.
• 56:06
  Like like I'm going to release this super.
• 56:10
  Sex. Trafficking sex trafficking oil
• 56:13
  in Yep, black man from from from New York.
• 56:17
  Because. Because.
• 56:18
  Like, yeah, because. Own the libs, go get them.
• 56:22
  It's it's got to the point where like owning the libs is just
• 56:24
  like like decent being like in nor and like behaving like, you
• 56:28
  know, by the rule of law and being normal.
• 56:30
  You know, it's like, oh, this is a piece of shit person who
• 56:33
  should be locked up. I'm going to set them free.
• 56:36
  Boom. You got a set of tone so those
• 56:38
  libs know exactly we're not fucking around.
• 56:42
  Right. It's like, it's like, like you
• 56:45
  only qualify for a partner if you're a piece of shit.
• 56:47
  You're like the like the buzzer, Kaczynski, get your stuff.
• 56:53
  Meanwhile, if you're meanwhile, if you're AUS citizen and swept
• 56:57
  up in an ICE raid and sent to like a El Salvador or something,
• 57:01
  there's nothing I could do. You know, he's in El Salvador
• 57:03
  now. There's nothing we could do.
• 57:04
  What do you, what do you want us to do?
• 57:05
  Get him out of jail? Pardon.
• 57:07
  I'm not fucking kidding me. Like he's in El Salvador.
• 57:09
  Kaczynski, get your stuff. And it's like, it's like, where
• 57:12
  are you taking me? He's like, he's like, whoa.
• 57:14
  He's like, don't worry, we helicoptered your cabin right
• 57:16
  back where you had it. We're going to drop you back
• 57:18
  off. Once you get back to yeah, it's
• 57:20
  like, oh, OK, so those libs man, just own them.
• 57:26
  It's insanity that is, that is, that is like the official policy
• 57:29
  of the United States. It's like what's happening,
• 57:32
  right? Now, yeah, like, talk about
• 57:33
  contrarian, you know? Oh my God, yeah.
• 57:36
  I mean, but Santos is great. Oh fantastic.
• 57:41
  Like this is like like I said, you know, I feel like the
• 57:44
  podcast manifested this. I already told Joseph the day
• 57:47
  that this happened, which is like a few days ago.
• 57:50
  I hit him with soon as the soon as the update came across.
• 57:53
  You know the wire, as they say back in the day, soon as I got
• 57:57
  the notification boom, hit Joseph with it and then also
• 58:03
  committed to cold calling my way to Santa's to get him as a guest
• 58:07
  on the pod. I was in line yester yesterday
• 58:13
  and where I was at they like asked me what my name was when I
• 58:17
  got to the front of the line and I told him I was like Schultz
• 58:21
  SCHI was like Andrew. And the guy behind me goes oh,
• 58:24
  like the like the podcaster I go.
• 58:26
  I am a podcaster. And then and then stared him
• 58:30
  right in the eye for like a prolonged period of time and
• 58:32
  then and then went and finished my business.
• 58:35
  That's so weird. Well, dude, well, I had a
• 58:38
  podcast. I I'm Andrew Schultz with the
• 58:40
  original podcast, so I had to be 4 fucking flagrant.
• 58:43
  Get us on flagrant. You want the real Andrew
• 58:45
  Schultz? Here I am.
• 58:47
  It's your boy. So now we got 22 nemesis.
• 58:52
  We got Joey bag of Donuts. These are your nemesis.
• 58:56
  They're the pods like so they're yours.
• 58:58
  Yeah, I mean, hey. Come on, bro, It's like, you
• 59:00
  know, I'm showing up at your house.
• 59:01
  I'm like, yeah, we're going to go fucking injure a lot of
• 59:05
  fools, and you can never ask and you can never ask me about it
• 59:08
  again. All I want to hear you say is
• 59:10
  whose car we take in. Oh.
• 59:13
  Man. That's right, Flagrant.
• 59:17
  I'll go for three hours toe to toe like I'm P Buttigieg.
• 59:23
  Yeah, he pled guilty to wirefront and aggravated
• 59:26
  identity theft, mostly stealing money from donors.
• 59:29
  Fidel says not. Democrats have criticized the
• 59:31
  move. Republicans have had mixed
• 59:33
  reactions. What are they saying?
• 59:35
  Gold says. Yeah, Republicans are split.
• 59:38
  Mt GS obviously very happy but there are some other more right
• 59:42
  wing members of the conference and Paulina Luna, Tim Burke
• 59:47
  Burkett, Lauren Bobert of all celebrated this but Republicans
• 59:51
  from New York are not happy. Nicola Loda from Long Island,
• 59:55
  who is one of the first to push for Santos 1st to 1st to resign
• 59:59
  and then be expelled, said that Santos is accident.
• 1:00:02
  Actions warranted more than a three month sentence because
• 1:00:05
  that's what he was in jail for. And remember we talked about
• 1:00:08
  this three months ago when he was saying like I'm not going to
• 1:00:11
  survive in there. He's like, they're going to get
• 1:00:14
  me basically. Like I wish, I wish I.
• 1:00:16
  Wish I was there for him at that moment to be like, bro, you're
• 1:00:19
  not you're right. You're not going to survive.
• 1:00:21
  You're going to thrive. You're going to like you've
• 1:00:24
  you've already accomplished you like you, you won politics, you
• 1:00:29
  won cameo, that's for damn sure. You won over like talk shit or
• 1:00:33
  get off the pod, you know, and, and, and what, what would you
• 1:00:37
  call like, you know, like Taylor Swift has swifties.
• 1:00:40
  What would you call people who followed our podcast?
• 1:00:43
  Call ours. Like, yeah, like our groupies,
• 1:00:47
  our, our, you know, shit is shit is shitters.
• 1:00:55
  Shitters. Yeah, you got you got our whole,
• 1:00:59
  our whole legion, a whole of Shitters.
• 1:01:02
  The pod, that's yeah thing. Is there a pod?
• 1:01:06
  We swim in a pod, we fight in the pod.
• 1:01:09
  That's right, we puff it on pods.
• 1:01:12
  THC so so they can pod pack. So we're in that Swifty pack.
• 1:01:17
  Anyway, so yeah, so look forward to that in case y'all don't.
• 1:01:21
  This is great, I love. It like I, I, you might think
• 1:01:23
  I'm kidding like that. I'm going to get Santos on the
• 1:01:25
  pod. I'm not bro, my boy, my boy Ben
• 1:01:29
  Vigo Ganz asked me. I asked him who does he want to
• 1:01:33
  work with when he started his live streaming company like 12
• 1:01:35
  years ago. He said billboard records.
• 1:01:37
  Boom, got us a meeting, Vice president of video Billboard in
• 1:01:41
  the fucking headquarters. Hour and a half.
• 1:01:44
  I'm getting Santos on, not some paying him for some cameo shit.
• 1:01:56
  He might be a recurring guest. It's wild that he's out.
• 1:02:02
  It's crazy that he thanked God and Trump.
• 1:02:05
  I mean in that order too, you know.
• 1:02:07
  Like, I love everything about this man, and the fact that he
• 1:02:12
  is that ridiculous of a liar is just impressive.
• 1:02:16
  It's just crazy. Like and he didn't even get
• 1:02:18
  charged for ripping off the homeless veteran who had cancer.
• 1:02:25
  Charity, yeah. That wasn't even like being
• 1:02:28
  Jewish. Also he pled guilty to these
• 1:02:31
  crimes and he was supposed to spend like 7 years in prison at
• 1:02:35
  least I. Think three months.
• 1:02:37
  And it's three months later he pled guilty and he got pardoned
• 1:02:41
  for no fucking reason, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:02:43
  Like. At what point, like like this is
• 1:02:45
  just that that is also, you know what that is also by Trump.
• 1:02:47
  That's a heat check. You know, it's like when Curry's
• 1:02:50
  on fire and then he just throws it up from the half court just
• 1:02:52
  to see, you know, like if it's. People react.
• 1:02:55
  He's like, bro, bro, I'm, I'm, you know, I just solved the
• 1:02:58
  piece in the Middle East, motherfuckers.
• 1:03:00
  What's what's? It's really crazy.
• 1:03:02
  Too think about it like, but it came out like, oh, you're a
• 1:03:06
  Brazilian drag queen. And everyone was like, no, I'm
• 1:03:08
  not. And then he's like, yeah, you
• 1:03:09
  are. And then it came out the
• 1:03:10
  Brazilian government's like, oh, no, you were.
• 1:03:13
  And we've been looking for you. Hey, please come back.
• 1:03:17
  You're wanted for like fraud and extortion or some crazy shit.
• 1:03:21
  And you're like, what? Like this?
• 1:03:23
  How does this? And then it comes out you're not
• 1:03:26
  Olympic or no Ivy League, Ivy League champ volleyball.
• 1:03:33
  You're not black, you're not your parent.
• 1:03:35
  Your mom didn't die in 9/11. Well, first of.
• 1:03:38
  All allegedly on all these, we don't know that you know, he
• 1:03:40
  could be telling the truth and you know, he just might have got
• 1:03:42
  smeared by the lamestream media, but you forgot what he said.
• 1:03:47
  I did a little bit of I did a little bit of research because I
• 1:03:50
  wanted to find out what all of his like pseudonyms that he had
• 1:03:54
  throughout the years. Basically, I wanted to find out
• 1:03:56
  what his drag queen name was because I thought it would be
• 1:03:58
  good, but it's actually like not like as campy as like most of
• 1:04:03
  them are, you know, and I don't think it would like anybody
• 1:04:06
  really because I didn't even know it and I, you know, I
• 1:04:08
  followed this guy for a living. So but anyways, in my research
• 1:04:12
  right after he got released, the brief amount that I did, he won.
• 1:04:17
  He won contests down in Brazil multiple.
• 1:04:21
  Drag contest. Yeah, and that's not him saying
• 1:04:23
  because remember he was trying to hide being a drag queen.
• 1:04:25
  But so this is reported, Yeah, not only was the drag queen,
• 1:04:30
  that's the other thing, dude, like Republicans like, but your
• 1:04:32
  boy like all the way back to J Edgar Hoover running the FBI, He
• 1:04:35
  used to dress up and drag all the fucking time.
• 1:04:38
  Rudy Giuliani, I'd mentioned earlier, used to dress up and
• 1:04:41
  drag all the time. Is in a like video with Trump as
• 1:04:45
  well. Rudy Giuliani's dressed as a
• 1:04:48
  woman back in the day. And then and Trump basically is
• 1:04:52
  in drag every fucking day, like, you know, wearing his makeup and
• 1:04:55
  getting his hair did like so and you know, and the diapers, you
• 1:05:00
  know, it's like, so my point is. And then then also like the
• 1:05:05
  church, you know, Pope's priests kind of draggy, kind of draggy,
• 1:05:10
  you know, it's like it's dragged.
• 1:05:12
  It's, it's, it's, it's drag queen story hour every time you
• 1:05:15
  go into a Catholic Mass. So it's just the hypocrisy, you
• 1:05:18
  know? Yeah, just the level and power
• 1:05:22
  of which the lies were is incredible.
• 1:05:25
  Like I said, my mom died in 9/11.
• 1:05:27
  Lied about not being gay, lied about not living with his
• 1:05:31
  sister. Like there wasn't a single thing
• 1:05:32
  this guy wasn't lying about Jewish.
• 1:05:35
  I think that's when I made the swap.
• 1:05:38
  That's when I went from being annoyed to where I was like, OK,
• 1:05:40
  I'm kind. I kind of.
• 1:05:41
  Like that was the turning point. That was the turning point.
• 1:05:43
  Because that was such a wild, crazy thing to say.
• 1:05:47
  But. Irrational.
• 1:05:49
  For everybody to say for the last 3000 years.
• 1:05:52
  And you know, like I try to, I consider myself a wordsmith.
• 1:05:55
  Like I try to come up with like clever shit like that.
• 1:05:57
  No, I have around people that were Jewish, like wow.
• 1:06:01
  That's just boom chefs fucking kiss bro like.
• 1:06:05
  You were like oh I'm sorry I missed you saying you were
• 1:06:08
  Jewish for like you being like borderline anti-Semitic my
• 1:06:11
  fault. I'm sorry that's my bad.
• 1:06:14
  Sorry, I voted for you too. That's crazy.
• 1:06:18
  Yeah, that shit was wild, so I'm glad he's out.
• 1:06:21
  So stole somebody like ran, ran through the halls with it and
• 1:06:25
  like really what it was like on these campaign donations that he
• 1:06:28
  was spending on himself, he was also hitting them with a
• 1:06:30
  recurring payment. So it'd be like like not only
• 1:06:33
  did he like take the initial campaign donation when like, but
• 1:06:40
  then it was just ongoing. It's like, you know, just
• 1:06:44
  amazing dude. Amazing really.
• 1:06:45
  And are we sure that he's gay? No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:06:48
  I mean, it's like they're when you think about like in Batman,
• 1:06:52
  there's like there are groups of like Gotham, they're like, holy
• 1:06:55
  shit, the Riddler's out of Arkham.
• 1:06:57
  Fuck yeah. Like I feel like I'm one of
• 1:06:59
  those guys. And right now, like I used to
• 1:07:00
  work for Two Faced. I've been on furlough for like 6
• 1:07:03
  months. He just broke out.
• 1:07:05
  I got my job back. Let's.
• 1:07:07
  Fucking go. Like, let's fucking go like
• 1:07:10
  this. Shit's going down.
• 1:07:11
  We're going to link up with Penguin and we're, you know,
• 1:07:14
  we'll put the word out on the street.
• 1:07:16
  Well. Can I get a commitment to you
• 1:07:17
  that because Santos is probably going to be big time in, you
• 1:07:20
  know, he's he's on his trajectory is parabolic.
• 1:07:24
  So I have no doubt that I'll be able to get him to agree to be
• 1:07:28
  on the podcast. But he might want us to come to
• 1:07:30
  him in person, you know, So you, you would you be willing to fly
• 1:07:34
  out or maybe maybe get an audience?
• 1:07:37
  We could sell some tickets. For a George Santos.
• 1:07:39
  This live Q&A. Yeah, I'd do.
• 1:07:41
  It live episode I'd. Do it.
• 1:07:45
  Fuck yeah. And then and then after after
• 1:07:50
  show, he gets into the drag queen and then I and I and I
• 1:07:53
  start dropping hits. Or what if it's like a pod slash
• 1:07:58
  live drag show, right? That's.
• 1:07:59
  What I'm saying like a variety host.
• 1:08:02
  And competitor George Santos, so he's hosting it, but he's also
• 1:08:07
  competing. And then also y'all, if you in
• 1:08:11
  the comments, maybe I'll, I'll create a poll or something, but
• 1:08:15
  for George Santos's new drag queen name, because it needs to
• 1:08:20
  be upgraded like, you know, I think it was probably done in
• 1:08:24
  haste, you know, back in the day that.
• 1:08:26
  Could be something like tight, you know.
• 1:08:28
  No, that's what I'm saying. Like it it should.
• 1:08:30
  He deserves a great drag queen name, and this will be his, his
• 1:08:34
  white boy rebrand, as you would call it.
• 1:08:38
  You know, is that a jail? He's got to start.
• 1:08:40
  From I've never have I ever, said white boy read.
• 1:08:43
  I'll, I'll tell you when you when you were a guest, before
• 1:08:46
  you were ever even a host, you were a guest on episode 10 and
• 1:08:53
  the Super producer, the original, you know, kind of Co
• 1:08:57
  host asked you, 'cause this was his first time meeting you and
• 1:09:01
  like you and I grew up together. He goes, hey, so Joseph, like
• 1:09:04
  where did, when did Andy's get the name Mr. Goody 2 shoes like
• 1:09:08
  and then you go, nobody called him that in high school.
• 1:09:11
  That's a white boy rebrand that. Was about right.
• 1:09:17
  And him and I like, laughed over that and like, and now I just
• 1:09:19
  say it like periodically about random things.
• 1:09:22
  Looks pretty good. OK, maybe I did say that.
• 1:09:25
  Yeah, I mean it. You know, whatever it was a. 187
• 1:09:29
  episodes ago. For real.
• 1:09:33
  Damn. You were just coming in?
• 1:09:34
  Yeah, just coming in tagging in like just to just to basically
• 1:09:38
  secure. Well, I was thinking about doing
• 1:09:42
  other stuff, so when we started talking about it and you were
• 1:09:45
  like, hey, I was like, dude, like I'm building this computer
• 1:09:48
  like I'm going to fucking town. I posted a picture of it.
• 1:09:53
  It was before any episodes got dropped.
• 1:09:55
  It was a picture. It was like a selfie, but like
• 1:09:58
  we had a meeting me and the Super producer and outline like
• 1:10:03
  the goals of the podcast and then what we're going to do for
• 1:10:05
  episode 1. So I just like put out a like a
• 1:10:08
  picture teaser like coming soon and like 5 minutes after I put
• 1:10:12
  it out not even haven't even recorded yet an episode yet.
• 1:10:15
  Just telling people that we are going to just to text me.
• 1:10:18
  Like how the fuck you going to start a podcast without me?
• 1:10:21
  So I was already on that, man. Like I'm better.
• 1:10:24
  It was like, I'm building this computer.
• 1:10:26
  I don't like chart it out. That's like.
• 1:10:29
  Yeah, so you literally, literally been there from the
• 1:10:32
  jump, regardless if it took you to episode 25 to officially.
• 1:10:35
  Be we were like having like long phone conversations about that
• 1:10:39
  shit too. Therapy or not?
• 1:10:45
  Article #2 from the BBC Madagascar military says it has
• 1:10:49
  seized power as president moves to safe space An elite military
• 1:10:55
  unit says it has seized power at Madagascar from from President
• 1:11:00
  Andrei. Oh man, Rajalina, that's no way
• 1:11:04
  that's correct because it's Madagascar.
• 1:11:05
  But overall with it. Following weeks of youth LED
• 1:11:08
  protests in the Indian Ocean island standing outside the
• 1:11:12
  presidential palace today on Tuesday, Chief Colonel Michael
• 1:11:17
  Rodiman at Randan. Oh, that's right.
• 1:11:22
  Rand, Randy. Randy Renani.
• 1:11:28
  Rangian Irani No, that's not right.
• 1:11:31
  Ranjin Randy Arena, Arena. Hit him with that arena.
• 1:11:42
  He said the militarily military would form a government and hold
• 1:11:46
  elections within two years. He also suspended key democratic
• 1:11:50
  institutions like the Electoral Commission.
• 1:11:53
  Gen. Z protesters will be a part of
• 1:11:55
  the changes because the movement was created in the streets, so
• 1:11:59
  we have to respect their demands, he added.
• 1:12:01
  Damn, that's hardcore. Troops and protesters have been
• 1:12:04
  celebrating. That with crime, assault.
• 1:12:07
  No, but that's just I mean. This is like the fucking 8th
• 1:12:09
  coup in like the last three years in Africa bro.
• 1:12:12
  And like these these dudes always say that like the
• 1:12:14
  military, we're going to be here for like 6 months just to we get
• 1:12:16
  our shit together and then we'll hold elections now.
• 1:12:19
  Oh. I know.
• 1:12:19
  Ask Molly. I'm just saying that statement,
• 1:12:22
  the movement was created in the streets, so we have to respect
• 1:12:25
  their demands. Like that's a hardcore that's.
• 1:12:27
  What you say just to get by? There's African core.
• 1:12:31
  It's really funny. It's like compilations of these
• 1:12:34
  videos. I don't know if I've ever sent
• 1:12:36
  them to you, but they say like crazy shit and they're like
• 1:12:40
  politicians and like these African part, like corrupt
• 1:12:43
  politicians. He's like if there's one, he's
• 1:12:45
  like if there's corruption and I am not involved, I will stop it.
• 1:12:51
  He said that. Like it just.
• 1:12:52
  But if there is corruption and I am involved, stand by it like
• 1:12:57
  it's crazy and he's like dead serious.
• 1:13:00
  It's so. Well, that's, you know, like we
• 1:13:03
  think like Trump's like, yeah, just telling us like all the
• 1:13:05
  corruption he's doing like out loud, you know, but but always
• 1:13:09
  like slang and like, and and and culture always starts with like
• 1:13:12
  either African American people or gay people.
• 1:13:14
  So of course, of course they're like he, they're on the cutting.
• 1:13:16
  They're they're one step ahead of Trump where he's like, he's
• 1:13:19
  like, he's like, not only am I corrupt.
• 1:13:22
  If there's corruption and I'm not there, I'm against it.
• 1:13:25
  But if there's corruption in there, I'm there.
• 1:13:28
  I stand. I stand by it.
• 1:13:30
  You better you better given him like his cut, you know, like.
• 1:13:33
  Surrounded by people who are like, yeah, that's right,
• 1:13:35
  motherfuckers. Like that's what we do like.
• 1:13:38
  When I lived in my condo in Ventura on the avenue, which is
• 1:13:42
  like the gang affiliated street, but like I've told these stories
• 1:13:46
  about like what had happened and shit, but what this period of
• 1:13:50
  time when I was working from home, I got concussed.
• 1:13:52
  I, my dog Weta dragged me down these concrete stairs and I was
• 1:13:56
  stumbling and I was about to get dragged or I thought I could
• 1:13:59
  jump and I went and try to jump the stairs.
• 1:14:01
  Didn't make like didn't clear the stairs, slapped my head on
• 1:14:04
  the concrete. Woke up in a pool of blood, went
• 1:14:06
  back to work and don't remember any of it.
• 1:14:08
  But like I was really, really concussed.
• 1:14:10
  And, and like every day that went by, the more I'd realized
• 1:14:14
  how fucked up, like I should have gone to the hospital, but
• 1:14:16
  like, I was like, like wasn't thinking clearly.
• 1:14:20
  Anyways, my inhibitions like I've I like realized later, like
• 1:14:24
  we're completely gone. Like I might as well been like a
• 1:14:27
  like drunk like with like the way that I like felt, you know,
• 1:14:31
  but like I wasn't drunk. So didn't I didn't realize it
• 1:14:33
  while it was happening. But there was this guy who was
• 1:14:35
  like selling drugs, this like 6 five guy named Jack, big black
• 1:14:40
  dude who would sell drugs. And he's like, like, kind of
• 1:14:43
  like some like on the spectrum or something was, you know,
• 1:14:46
  crazy with him. But I walk out there, like with
• 1:14:49
  my dog, I'm working from home. So I was like in, I'm living in
• 1:14:52
  the condo, no backyard. So I'd have to take my dog on
• 1:14:54
  walks. And I walk out there and I see
• 1:14:56
  him and I, I just go, Yo, you better not be selling drugs on
• 1:15:00
  my street unless I'm getting a cut, homie.
• 1:15:03
  And and then he's like, what'd you say?
• 1:15:06
  And that's, and like, and I was like, that's right.
• 1:15:09
  I've run this block. Like I was like just like dead,
• 1:15:12
  I swear to God for like just no reason, you know, And then he
• 1:15:17
  starts walking towards me and my dog's the sweetest, nicest dog
• 1:15:19
  ever, but I just go. I was like, yo, stop, I'll knock
• 1:15:25
  your ass out and I'll let my dog eat your face.
• 1:15:28
  And he stopped and didn't and went back, went backwards like
• 1:15:32
  and I like that was actually a shout out to Joe Beck, Joe Becca
• 1:15:35
  Stan, where he just says he escalates to de escalate where
• 1:15:41
  he just takes it to a whole nother level.
• 1:15:43
  You out crazy, the crazy person. And then they're like, what?
• 1:15:47
  He did that with me. Like I was in a bar with him in
• 1:15:49
  Santa Monica and this guy was trying to fight me.
• 1:15:51
  And then Rebecca Stan just looks at the guy goes, listen, I'm
• 1:15:55
  going to take your neck, put it over my shoulder and I'm just
• 1:16:00
  going to start pulling and pulling until it snaps.
• 1:16:05
  And then me and the guy are looking at him like, what the
• 1:16:07
  fuck did you just say? Fight over, done.
• 1:16:11
  That was my version of that. I'll knock your ass out and let
• 1:16:14
  my dog, but you. Just like harass a black drug.
• 1:16:17
  But he was. Telling those on my I mean to
• 1:16:18
  be. Fair, A young entrepreneur.
• 1:16:20
  I mean, I was trying to, you know, like take control of my
• 1:16:23
  block. I don't need like a bunch of
• 1:16:24
  like, homeless crackheads coming over here on the corner or when
• 1:16:27
  I'm trying to walk my dog. They're just passing.
• 1:16:30
  I'm trying to gentrify this motherfucker.
• 1:16:31
  They're just passing through. Oh, I'm going to tax that ass.
• 1:16:35
  I'm I was like Denzel, dude. It's like, you know, I'm going
• 1:16:38
  to tax that ass. Personnel, yeah, they supported
• 1:16:42
  A troop, but he came into power in 2009.
• 1:16:44
  But yeah, I mean, Madagascar's constitutional court has named
• 1:16:52
  Colonel Radarandhandi as the country's new leader, even
• 1:16:57
  through even though a statement from the president's office said
• 1:17:00
  that he's still in charge and denounced.
• 1:17:02
  That's described as an, like, attempted coup d'etat, but this
• 1:17:06
  dude bolted. Dude, there's a lot of these
• 1:17:08
  Gen. Z uprisings in like the Indian
• 1:17:11
  Ocean area, just like Philippines and Myanmar.
• 1:17:15
  Yeah, Myanmar. There's like all sorts of just,
• 1:17:17
  like, overthrowing governments. And they're like, some of the
• 1:17:20
  stuff is pretty vicious. Like I saw somewhere they're
• 1:17:22
  like running in politicians homes, dragging them out of
• 1:17:26
  their houses naked, chasing them through the street, all sorts of
• 1:17:29
  crazy shit man. I mean, I'm here for it as long
• 1:17:32
  as it's like justify. Yeah.
• 1:17:34
  I mean, like when people like, you know, like every generation,
• 1:17:39
  and I know this is true in America where it's like every
• 1:17:41
  generate, like every generation was better off than their
• 1:17:44
  parents up up until recently. So what my theory is like there
• 1:17:50
  was like a a scaled down version of that basically around the
• 1:17:54
  world. You know, it's like took 500
• 1:17:57
  million people out of poverty over the last like 20 years.
• 1:18:00
  Like, you know, that's more people than is the entire
• 1:18:03
  population in the United States. Like this is the least amount of
• 1:18:06
  like war. And and you know, like the
• 1:18:10
  quality of life on a whole for the entire globe has gone up up
• 1:18:18
  until recently. Now it's like now it's like,
• 1:18:21
  well, it's inequality everywhere.
• 1:18:23
  You know, it's you're either rich or poor, the middle class
• 1:18:27
  left dead in a ditch. And so that's only magnified,
• 1:18:30
  you know, in developing countries versus like rich
• 1:18:33
  countries like ours, you know, And so it makes sense to me that
• 1:18:38
  there's turmoil. Well, yeah, especially if we're
• 1:18:40
  talking about that more here. And people around the world,
• 1:18:43
  like, look to us or whatever, and like our pop culture, our
• 1:18:47
  music and whatnot spread throughout the globe, younger
• 1:18:50
  generations are going to hear that.
• 1:18:52
  They're going to identify with it and they're going to make it
• 1:18:54
  applicable to what they're going through.
• 1:18:56
  So they're going to be like, you know what, that's crazy.
• 1:18:58
  That's what they're doing here. Because there could be like 6
• 1:19:01
  generations that are used to the same type of shit.
• 1:19:04
  Right. And, and the way that you could
• 1:19:06
  communicate now, like through the, you know, the Internet and
• 1:19:09
  cell phones and shit helps people organize and exchange
• 1:19:13
  information. And that cuts both ways.
• 1:19:15
  Like you will see like a lot of like the mass shootings, like
• 1:19:18
  though the person who does it like will have a manifesto and
• 1:19:22
  like reference a previous mass shooter, you know, as like their
• 1:19:25
  inspiration. And so like, whereas before
• 1:19:27
  these people were like, you know, like in cells by
• 1:19:30
  themselves, you know, now they've have a community of like
• 1:19:34
  other people who are like disturbed and lonely and like
• 1:19:37
  desperate and whatever, you know, fucked up and they're
• 1:19:40
  going to do some fucked up shit. So that works against us.
• 1:19:42
  But and shit like this, like the Arab Spring was the first
• 1:19:45
  example of that. You know, like that was back
• 1:19:47
  when Twitter was, you know, before Elon, like that played a
• 1:19:51
  big part where the people were able to coordinate.
• 1:19:53
  And then they toppled the fucking Egyptian, the dictator,
• 1:19:58
  except for the only thing is then General Sisi came in, you
• 1:20:01
  know, the military came in so that they would give up power.
• 1:20:04
  And then the Muslim Brotherhood, if they have votes, Muslim
• 1:20:08
  Brotherhood was going to get seats.
• 1:20:09
  And so they're like, oh, fuck that.
• 1:20:10
  We can't let that happen. So now General Sisi has been the
• 1:20:13
  fucking president of Egypt, or as Donald Trump calls him, my
• 1:20:17
  favorite dictator. He's my favorite dictator.
• 1:20:20
  But yeah, so that's what I'm saying with Madagascar.
• 1:20:23
  It's like, yeah, these guys say like the right thing right now.
• 1:20:26
  And then, and then they're going to start swooping, swooping
• 1:20:29
  shit, and then they're just not going to give it up.
• 1:20:30
  So they're the dudes with the guns and the Gen.
• 1:20:32
  Z people don't have the guns. On Tuesday, the US State
• 1:20:36
  Department urged all sides to pursue a peaceful solution in
• 1:20:39
  line with the constitutional order.
• 1:20:43
  The Colonel told BBC that Madagascar was a country where
• 1:20:47
  chaos reigns right now. Chaos because there's no
• 1:20:50
  president. He's gone abroad.
• 1:20:53
  Yeah, once you leave the country, it's like I have 0
• 1:20:56
  sympathy from you anymore, you know?
• 1:20:59
  Yeah, if you bail. Yeah, except for Maria Machado,
• 1:21:04
  who's the Nobel Peace Prize winner who just won it for.
• 1:21:07
  She's down in Venezuela. She was the leading opposition
• 1:21:11
  opponent. And then Maduro.
• 1:21:14
  Is that, is that his name? Yeah.
• 1:21:17
  Madagascar is one of the poorest countries in the world, 7075% of
• 1:21:23
  their 30 million people live below the poverty line.
• 1:21:27
  Yeah, you want, I was going to say this that earlier just to
• 1:21:29
  give people context of like people in the United States are
• 1:21:33
  feeling the inequality and shit, you know, hard.
• 1:21:36
  The average person net like net worth or like what like whatever
• 1:21:43
  the the metric is of like your well-being.
• 1:21:46
  The average person in the UK, the United Kingdom is worse off
• 1:21:51
  than Mississippians in the United States.
• 1:21:54
  It's the average person there like their middle class is less
• 1:21:57
  than the average income or net worth of Mississippians, which
• 1:22:02
  is our poorest state. So that's how a fluent, that's
• 1:22:06
  how like come up the United States and that's like, it used
• 1:22:10
  to be like kind of like apples to apples when you took like all
• 1:22:12
  the EU countries GDP versus the United States and now it's 2:00
• 1:22:15
  to 1:00 here. Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Yeah, so despite all the dumb bullshit that's happened, like
• 1:22:20
  we'd be crushing, but at the end, it's gotten even way worse.
• 1:22:23
  Like the pitchforks are coming out here.
• 1:22:26
  Shout out no kings. Bernie, Bernie, Bernie hit me
• 1:22:30
  with a Trumpism. He goes, he goes.
• 1:22:33
  We we don't have the data, but it could have been the biggest
• 1:22:38
  mess mobilization of protests in American history.
• 1:22:42
  We don't know the numbers, but they're saying, and I was like,
• 1:22:44
  OK, Bernie. Yeah, definitely sound like
• 1:22:47
  Trump. I know.
• 1:22:48
  Article #3 for BBC ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified
• 1:22:54
  adults, says Open AI Boss. Open AI plans to allow a wider
• 1:22:58
  range of content, including erotica on its popular chatbot
• 1:23:03
  Chat BB GB T as a part to push to treat adult users like
• 1:23:08
  adults, said boss Sam Altman in a post on X.
• 1:23:13
  On a post on next Tuesday, Mr. Altman said upcoming versions of
• 1:23:17
  the popular chatbot would enable it to behave more like more
• 1:23:20
  human like way. But only if you want it to, not
• 1:23:23
  because we're using, we are usage maxing.
• 1:23:27
  Oh my God, you talk like that. The the move, reminiscent of
• 1:23:31
  Elon Musk's XAI recent introduction of two sexually
• 1:23:35
  explicit chat box to Gronk, could help open and attract more
• 1:23:39
  paying subscribers. Jesus.
• 1:23:42
  I mean, OK, so I've like confused by this.
• 1:23:44
  Like because like sometimes like I will be trying to make cover
• 1:23:48
  art and it'll be like like like I made like some stripper bounce
• 1:23:52
  anthems. So I'm trying to get like
• 1:23:54
  strippers like on cover art and like there's sometimes you can
• 1:23:58
  like figure out how to short circuit Shachi BT and it'll do
• 1:24:01
  it. And then like if you try to like
• 1:24:03
  add like some details to it, it will figure out like, oh fuck, I
• 1:24:06
  fucked up. I wasn't supposed to like, you
• 1:24:07
  know, create an image of the strippers like so like I've kind
• 1:24:11
  of figured that out. I had to like sometimes like
• 1:24:14
  trick it, but so is it saying like I can now not have to worry
• 1:24:18
  about that or? Yeah, saying like or if you want
• 1:24:20
  to like sex. I'm not getting chat bot.
• 1:24:22
  Right. Oh, OK.
• 1:24:24
  Which seems so weird to me because I'd use it for like, so
• 1:24:27
  much like, you know, stuff. And it's like, Oh yeah, by the
• 1:24:31
  way, like switch, like, get into character, you know, now, like.
• 1:24:37
  Yeah, like. They're helping me like talk
• 1:24:39
  shit to like my fantasy football commissioner at like 1 minute
• 1:24:42
  and then you're like jerking me off.
• 1:24:44
  It also was likely to intensify pressure on lawmakers to
• 1:24:47
  introduce tighter restrictions on chatbot companions.
• 1:24:50
  Open AI did not respond to BB CS request for comment.
• 1:24:53
  Mr. Altman said Open AI previously made Chat BGBT pretty
• 1:24:58
  restrictive to make sure we were careful with mental health
• 1:25:01
  issues. These changes were announced in
• 1:25:04
  a blog post in August, which no longer appears on Open AI's
• 1:25:08
  website. We realized this made us made it
• 1:25:11
  less useful and enjoyable to many users that had no mental
• 1:25:15
  health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue, we
• 1:25:18
  wanted to get this right. He said the chat box could soon
• 1:25:21
  relax with restrictions. Now that we have been able to
• 1:25:24
  mitigate the serious mental health issues, we have new
• 1:25:27
  tools. So one time I was asking Chachi
• 1:25:32
  BD for like I was working on cover art for a song.
• 1:25:35
  And then also I wanted to get like a search engine
• 1:25:37
  optimization FIDE description for the YouTube post.
• 1:25:43
  And so I uploaded the lyrics of the song to give it context.
• 1:25:50
  And I got hit with the, the notification like, Hey, it seems
• 1:25:55
  like you might be going through some like tough stuff like, and
• 1:25:58
  gave me like a hotline number that I could reach out to
• 1:26:01
  because I thought I was like depressed based upon the lyrics
• 1:26:05
  of the song. And like whatever else I've been
• 1:26:07
  like saying to it, I was like, what?
• 1:26:10
  Damn dude, they called you out? Anyway, I know, but but it's
• 1:26:13
  exactly what they were just saying in that art like article,
• 1:26:15
  which was like like that, like the song wasn't even that sad,
• 1:26:18
  you know, I mean it was sad, but it wasn't like fucking suicidal.
• 1:26:23
  But also 20. This is a fact. 25% of all
• 1:26:29
  Internet traffic globally is is porn.
• 1:26:34
  So all these all these guys want to do is make money.
• 1:26:38
  OK, good. Like all this like, like we, we,
• 1:26:40
  we aren't the safeguards of of, you know, we, we shouldn't be
• 1:26:45
  the police. It's like maybe you should
• 1:26:46
  fucking be the police, bro. You know, it's like you're the
• 1:26:50
  one who. No way the technology a boner
• 1:26:52
  bot that's going down. I think it's so weird like but
• 1:26:56
  also like, I don't know if that's what this what's crazy.
• 1:27:00
  I think it's like it's like images.
• 1:27:02
  We're reaching the point where we were when you would talk to
• 1:27:05
  chat bots on AIM Messenger, instant Messenger, and it'd be
• 1:27:09
  like bots that you could talk to and it would like respond, you
• 1:27:12
  know what I'm saying? I never did that.
• 1:27:14
  I would, but they but they existed.
• 1:27:17
  But those, but those were a thing.
• 1:27:19
  You remember those there? Was like, not really like, I
• 1:27:21
  mean like I would never have like come.
• 1:27:23
  Up. You wouldn't use them without
• 1:27:24
  existed. It feels like, yeah, that's a
• 1:27:27
  vague, vague, vague memory. What?
• 1:27:29
  So this is just like it resurfacing.
• 1:27:32
  I think you're it's not saying that all it's saying is the
• 1:27:35
  broader category of sexual content.
• 1:27:38
  It's not saying specifically you can now like tell your chap.
• 1:27:44
  Thing indeed. Erotica.
• 1:27:45
  The article. I think that means like images
• 1:27:48
  bro. Erotica for verified adults you
• 1:27:51
  know are pornographic images, including those AI gender
• 1:27:55
  generated would require users to prove they're A-Team.
• 1:27:58
  So if you're a team, you can get some AI titty.
• 1:28:03
  The first masturbation material that I ever experimented with
• 1:28:07
  was erotic stories 'cause I was, I like was.
• 1:28:12
  OK, grandma. Well, it.
• 1:28:14
  Was like, it was like I was able.
• 1:28:15
  I like, stumbled across it like a website where I was able to
• 1:28:18
  access it, you know, and it was like hard to, you know, I was
• 1:28:22
  like a 12 year old or whatever the fuck.
• 1:28:24
  Like to find like porn. Like, it's not like it is today,
• 1:28:27
  you know? Back then, yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:31
  But yeah, dude, erotic stories, man.
• 1:28:35
  That's another flashback. I hadn't thought about that in
• 1:28:37
  front of Matt. Maybe I should get back into
• 1:28:38
  that. Let's see what.
• 1:28:41
  That, I mean, there's people, Doctor Morgan says.
• 1:28:43
  Why introduce erotic Mr. Altman's announcement on Tuesday
• 1:28:47
  comes with skeptics. The money, bitch.
• 1:28:50
  As comes as skeptics have been questioning the rise in rapid
• 1:28:53
  value, AI tech companies, hoping it has value, is growing but has
• 1:28:57
  never been profitable to university.
• 1:28:59
  No company. Yeah, they have to justify the
• 1:29:00
  fucking 50. X.
• 1:29:02
  Price, price, earnings ratio, you know, it's like they're
• 1:29:05
  like, they're the biggest private company in the world.
• 1:29:08
  Like it's like, well, you got to where's the money coming from?
• 1:29:11
  Well, here's 25% of all Internet traffic porn.
• 1:29:16
  Boom. That's a big ass slice dog.
• 1:29:22
  Yeah, so, you know, beat your meat soon.
• 1:29:24
  I mean, I do like that there's an alternative for people versus
• 1:29:28
  Elon's grok porn shit. Well, he's got erotic.
• 1:29:32
  Bots, I know, but like, would you want?
• 1:29:34
  It's like, wouldn't you rather share your erotic bot?
• 1:29:36
  Your erotic bot not be like controlled by Elon Musk?
• 1:29:40
  Hey, let's hit you. With like that Nazi role play?
• 1:29:43
  Yeah, he's like, he's like, all right, I'm gonna be gerbils.
• 1:29:47
  Or, or you you pretend like you're mining and then I'll
• 1:29:49
  throw diamonds at you. Yeah.
• 1:29:52
  Yeah, I like it. Then I'll get my dad over here
• 1:29:56
  and. Yeah, my dad with my my.
• 1:29:58
  Step Sister. He's married to my steps.
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  My sister, I mean step sister. She's not my real sister.
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  I mean she. I don't know.
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  Half sister. This is my baby Zeon glass gas
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  pretty tight so. Asterisk.
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  Asterisk Percentage. Stein.
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  Ampersand. Ampersand.
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  Pythagorean theorem. Come here, man.
• 1:30:20
  Sit down, introduce yourself. What's up?
• 1:30:22
  We call him Man. It's that general, that general
• 1:30:24
  who took over Madagascar, that's like actually he, he got that
• 1:30:27
  name, that's his name, he got that from.
• 1:30:28
  Elon, that's Elon's the main name.
• 1:30:32
  Blast article stolen of your jewelry worth 88 million.
• 1:30:37
  I heard it was more. So €88 million, so 102 million
• 1:30:43
  US OK there we. Go.
• 1:30:45
  Stolen jewelry in the La Voure. The Louvre.
• 1:30:50
  In la voure the. Louvre bro, the Louvre got
• 1:30:53
  jacked for some gems and stones. La voure in Perry.
• 1:30:58
  I heard some asshole jewelry like.
• 1:31:00
  Stolen from the library in Paris in there during the LA robbery.
• 1:31:05
  I heard some asshole say like, he was like clever.
• 1:31:07
  He was like, it might have been an inside job.
• 1:31:09
  He was like, oh, you think? I mean well.
• 1:31:12
  Of course it is like, you know. The €88 million are 102 million
• 1:31:17
  French public prosecutors head setting the museum's curator.
• 1:31:21
  Let me ask you a question. If you're, if you're, if you're
• 1:31:23
  plotting to go steal these gems like you and I, are we getting
• 1:31:26
  our buyer ahead of time or are we just getting the gems and
• 1:31:29
  then figuring out the rest then? You break it up and you figure
• 1:31:32
  it out later. Nah, see, I, I would, I would, I
• 1:31:35
  would want to. Go.
• 1:31:35
  You need to find a buyer who wants to buy it all in one.
• 1:31:38
  Whoever that, whoever that. Private collection.
• 1:31:40
  Who's that Raven dude who takes, like, Clarence Thomas out on
• 1:31:42
  his, like, his yachts, you know? Oh.
• 1:31:45
  Oh my God, not Raven. Crow.
• 1:31:49
  Harlan Crow. Harlan Crow like somebody like
• 1:31:52
  that, I go, I go, you know, on a yeah, private and be like, yo,
• 1:31:56
  if listen, I'm just saying, if hypothetically, if I could get
• 1:32:00
  you these gems out of the Louvre worth 102 million, you you want
• 1:32:05
  to drop 75 because when you launder your money, it was going
• 1:32:09
  to lose some in the in, in in the lent, you know, Catcher.
• 1:32:14
  So it's 102 million on the black markets, probably 75.
• 1:32:18
  Yeah. I would get it.
• 1:32:19
  I would get that locked up ahead of time David, because like,
• 1:32:21
  because like I was going to steal 2 Picasso's from the
• 1:32:24
  Homies house when we were in high school.
• 1:32:26
  And then we like all like got all ready to go do it.
• 1:32:29
  And then like, I just was like, well, what are we going to do
• 1:32:31
  with them like afterwards? And it's like one thing when you
• 1:32:33
  have a Picasso, you have to get get rid of it for it to be like
• 1:32:35
  valuable and like, I don't know anybody who's like on the black
• 1:32:38
  market buying Picasso's. Yeah, so the so the sum is
• 1:32:44
  extraordinary, but said it's a greater loss to France's
• 1:32:48
  historical heritage. The crown jewels were pieces
• 1:32:51
  gifted by two Napoleons to their wives were among the items
• 1:32:56
  taken. Thieves welding power tools took
• 1:32:59
  less than 8 minutes to make off of the loot.
• 1:33:01
  Shortly after the world's most visited museum.
• 1:33:04
  That's crazy with. That 30 minutes after it opened.
• 1:33:08
  With the thieves not having been caught more than two days from
• 1:33:11
  the highest, experts feared the jewelry his will already be long
• 1:33:14
  gone. I always root for shit like
• 1:33:18
  this, you know? Yeah, they She hoped that
• 1:33:21
  announcing the estimated worth of the jewelry would make the
• 1:33:24
  robbers sink twice and not destroy them.
• 1:33:26
  She added the thieves would not pocket the full windfall if they
• 1:33:30
  had the very bad idea of melting down these jewels.
• 1:33:34
  These items, taken previously described as having an estimated
• 1:33:38
  worth, included a diamond and emerald necklace.
• 1:33:41
  Emperor Napoleon gave his wife a tiara worn by Empress Eugene,
• 1:33:46
  the wife of Napoleon the 3rd, and several pieces previously
• 1:33:50
  owned by Queen Marie Emile. What a condescetic Emily.
• 1:33:53
  Like I hope that they know like that they're more valuable.
• 1:33:56
  Not melted down bitch. They just they were so
• 1:33:59
  sophisticated they just robbed the Louvre in broad fucking
• 1:34:01
  daylight. You don't think they know the
• 1:34:03
  value? Or the hotspot.
• 1:34:04
  Yeah, like they need, they need to hear from youth like through
• 1:34:08
  the nobody. 'S caught them.
• 1:34:10
  Yeah, they're like, they're smart enough to fucking Jack
• 1:34:12
  your ass, like at the Louvre, but like, they're not smart
• 1:34:15
  enough to know that not to melt them down.
• 1:34:17
  Like, come on, get the fuck out of here.
• 1:34:19
  That's some snobby French. Yeah, Boo.
• 1:34:21
  Investigators found a damaged crown that used to belong to
• 1:34:24
  Empress Eugene on the thieves escape route, apparently having
• 1:34:27
  been dropped as they departed in haste. 4 masked thieves used the
• 1:34:31
  truck to equip with the mechanical lift to gain access
• 1:34:34
  to the Gallery de Apollo Gallery of Apollo via balcony enclosed
• 1:34:40
  in the river scene. Two of them cut through the
• 1:34:44
  glass window on the 1st floor using a battery powered disc
• 1:34:48
  cutter and entered the museum. They then threatened the guards
• 1:34:51
  inside who evacuated the building.
• 1:34:54
  The thieves then set fire to their vehicle outside.
• 1:34:58
  These had set had tried to set fire to their vehicle outside
• 1:35:01
  but were prevented by the intervention of a member of the
• 1:35:04
  museum staff. They were seen making off on
• 1:35:07
  fucking scooters bro, Hell yeah. Macron described the robbery as
• 1:35:13
  an attack on Francis Heritage. And because the Paris had the
• 1:35:19
  Olympics recently, they did like all this revamping to make it
• 1:35:21
  more accessible and like walkable and shit like with
• 1:35:24
  ramps because they, you know, like they don't have the like
• 1:35:27
  American disability. It's act in France.
• 1:35:30
  So it's like, so they had to like because they had to also
• 1:35:33
  the Special Olympics like right after that.
• 1:35:35
  So they did all this revamping, so with scooters all day.
• 1:35:38
  Yeah, there's like Italian Job, Italian Job Part 2.
• 1:35:42
  Dude, you went from a a Mini Cooper in a in a fucking sewer
• 1:35:46
  tunnel to a scooter. Scooter.
• 1:35:49
  Like it's like probably optimal this in in this thing because
• 1:35:52
  the jewels aren't jewels aren't that big.
• 1:35:53
  And, and like, yeah, and you can get it drop on, you know, get
• 1:35:57
  off of it. Get on it.
• 1:36:02
  Security measures have been tightened around the country's
• 1:36:04
  cultural institutions after a preliminary report found one of
• 1:36:07
  the three rooms in the like CCTV in it that it's wider alarm
• 1:36:14
  system did not go off. Security protocols had failed.
• 1:36:19
  Lamenting that the thieves were able to drive a modified truck
• 1:36:22
  up to the museum had left France with a horrible image.
• 1:36:27
  Authorities believe they're chasing a team of professionals,
• 1:36:29
  giving how quick and organized they were.
• 1:36:32
  Experts in art recovery told BBC investigators had just one or
• 1:36:37
  two days to track down the items before they would be considered
• 1:36:40
  gone for good. It's 48, Yeah.
• 1:36:43
  It's most likely they've been broken down into precious metals
• 1:36:45
  and gems, smuggled out of the country and sold for a fraction
• 1:36:48
  of their worth. Or like you said, if you found a
• 1:36:51
  private buyer. I mean, you could do that.
• 1:36:53
  That'd just be like. You're still, you're still
• 1:36:55
  selling it for less because it's like they're stolen.
• 1:36:57
  So it's like you can't like plus, yeah, it's just it's going
• 1:37:01
  to be hard to move them for that whoever is on the.
• 1:37:03
  Fence. Yeah, but that's just that's the
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  cost of doing this type of business.
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  So it's like you can't even get angry at that.
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  You know, it's like me playing when I play poker, it's like
• 1:37:12
  there's going to be bad beats, you know, like that.
• 1:37:14
  You just know that going in like there's a percentage of the time
• 1:37:17
  you're going to. So to let that like put you on
• 1:37:20
  tilt is is pointless. You've already lost the game.
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  So it's like, whatever the fucking value that, you know,
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  also can we like, I like to hear the report?
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  Like, first of all, I didn't know there was multiple
• 1:37:32
  Napoleons. I watched the whole fucking
• 1:37:33
  movie. But also like they're like, it's
• 1:37:40
  because I was trying to like a lot of these museums have like
• 1:37:43
  stolen art like from like, you know, indigenous, like people
• 1:37:47
  like in the in countries they colonize in, like Africa and
• 1:37:50
  like the. Oh yeah.
• 1:37:51
  The global S, as they say. So like in this one, they're
• 1:37:54
  like Napoleon gave it to his wife.
• 1:37:55
  Where the fuck did Napoleon get these fucking diamonds and gems?
• 1:37:58
  That's what I want to know. You know, like these like from,
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  you know, Z South of France, like, or is it this like some
• 1:38:07
  colonial shit? Like Speaking of Mali, you know,
• 1:38:09
  they colonize them. Like did you guys get the
• 1:38:11
  diamonds and Mali? And then and then he just put
• 1:38:14
  it, you know, in this fucking necklace and gave it to his
• 1:38:16
  third wife or whatever the fuck. Napoleon the third.
• 1:38:19
  Are they all related? Or is it like a Caesar thing?
• 1:38:21
  Where? They like a Caesar thing, I
• 1:38:22
  believe. Shout out for some reason that
• 1:38:24
  was I missed that one in history and I've been trying to study up
• 1:38:28
  on France. Got this bad bitch who's going
• 1:38:31
  to hell who speaks French. So, you know, I'm trying to get
• 1:38:34
  in where I fit in in there, like swimwear.
• 1:38:39
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• 1:39:53
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