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Plane Janes | Son of a Boy Dad #283 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Oh bro, hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw
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  Speaker 1: you in the hockey game.
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  Speaker 4: Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 4: I got a drink named after me. A big deal
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  Speaker 4: Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: See it fellas I invented the thing.
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  Speaker 3: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 1: Is it cool if we get into it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just taking a sick of water.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you couldn't do that while the show was running.
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  Speaker 4: Cut this perfect. I was really looking forward to commuting
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  Speaker 4: to work with you this morning. Yeah, I wanted to.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to either walk or city back with you.
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  Speaker 4: I was excited to do that. Well, maybe another time.
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  Speaker 4: I doubt it. We'll see, not on my account, his account.
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  Speaker 4: You'll never want me to come to work with you.
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  Speaker 4: We'll see, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today.
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  Speaker 3: It's March twelfth. We're here live from h Q Trace.
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  Speaker 3: I am in a nasty mood right now.
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  Speaker 4: You know what me too? Yeah, well I'm fury. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not happy. I'm really not happy. What I'm just max
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  Speaker 4: I have this.
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  Speaker 3: I have a six am flight tomorrow and I like,
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  Speaker 3: don't even know.
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  Speaker 4: You're mad about that?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to wake up at like four in
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  Speaker 4: the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe before that before then, Yeah, so I might
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  Speaker 3: as well just not go to bed.
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  Speaker 4: You could be one of those people that sleeps in
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  Speaker 4: the baggage area.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I need to do that.
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  Speaker 4: They seem to sleep well.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I need to because I have a
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  Speaker 3: place to stay, I have my apartment.
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  Speaker 4: Those people seem housed. They have their iPhone charger plugged
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  Speaker 4: into an outlet and they sleep with one arm on
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  Speaker 4: the cord.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they always have so many bags to do.
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  Speaker 1: There's always like a plastic bag situation with them.
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  Speaker 4: There's such a paradox that they are bagged in the
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  Speaker 4: baggage claim.
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  Speaker 1: Area, right, they claim the bag.
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  Speaker 4: And by the way, I don't think that there's really
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  Speaker 4: a time of day or night where they're not sleeping
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  Speaker 4: down there. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And architecturally it's built for them not to be able
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  Speaker 1: to sleep, like they conspicuously put zero benches or like
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  Speaker 1: safe padded areas for them to sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Correct. And I wondered for a minute why they don't
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  Speaker 4: sleep in the departure's floor, and it occurred to me
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  Speaker 4: it's because the baggage area is carpeted, albeit with a
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  Speaker 4: very sheer carpet.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting, but also sometimes if you get there at a certain hour,
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  Speaker 3: the departures area is not even open unless you're already in.
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  Speaker 4: It, Is that true?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like security closes depending on the airport.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're not going through security. They're just they're
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  Speaker 4: just waiting. I've never figured out what's a.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 4: I did it once in Austin.
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  Speaker 1: You slept at the airport, yeah, super early and the
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  Speaker 1: airport yeah yeah, because.
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  Speaker 4: You were out super late because like my hotel was up.
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  Speaker 1: He loved the story. You're gonna love the story too.
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  Speaker 1: Tell the story again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's really there's actually I don't love this story.
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  Speaker 3: There's really no story. I already told it. I slept
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  Speaker 3: in the airport, I got to the My flight was
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  Speaker 3: at five am. I got there at like two.
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  Speaker 4: Was this for moon Tower? Yeah? You didn't. They didn't
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  Speaker 4: give you a hotel room all the way through to
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  Speaker 4: your flight. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: They must have, but it was. My flight was at
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  Speaker 3: five and I was out until two. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I'm just going to go to the airport now.
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  Speaker 4: That it was tower. It's always that, it's always. I
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  Speaker 4: remember I had one. I think I had one at
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  Speaker 4: six am.
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  Speaker 3: Because the flights are expensive as fuck because there's so
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  Speaker 3: many people in the city and the airport's tiny, right.
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  Speaker 3: I remember that was the first time I'd ever had
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  Speaker 3: to spend more than like three hundred dollars on a flight,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like furious.
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  Speaker 1: You're getting like so mad over stuff that's like of
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  Speaker 1: your own design.
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  Speaker 3: Is funny, dude, there's literally no other option for me.
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  Speaker 1: You could have left today, No, I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: How would I have done that. I have stuff all
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  Speaker 3: to do.
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  Speaker 4: All day until it left tonight. Yeah, tonight, I have
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  Speaker 4: stuff until like nine to thirty to night. Spots. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you could have. Well, you could cancel.
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  Speaker 1: No, he doesn't. He never cancels the spots.
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  Speaker 4: Why would you not cancel your spots tonight? That's actually
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  Speaker 4: legitimate reason and fly to Vancouver.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and eat at the time.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to Vancouver. That's so much farther than where Toronto.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you were going to Toronto. No, I could
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  Speaker 4: walk to Toronto. So when we had that discussion about
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  Speaker 4: you said there were very few flights, I think you
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  Speaker 4: did say Toronto by accident, which is what threw me off. No,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I did.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe he did, because I was thinking that you
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  Speaker 1: said Toronto too, but I knew you were going to Vancouver.
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  Speaker 3: No, I said, you said it on the podcast. Did
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  Speaker 3: you say that's not going to be a Vancouver this
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  Speaker 3: weekend and you guys went, wow, Vancouver.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But but those flights you said there was limited flights
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  Speaker 1: to Toronto.
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  Speaker 4: No, you did, dude, I remember you saying it that way,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm not doing the typical argue thing. I really
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  Speaker 4: was confused by that because you were like, look it up,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, I remember going to Toronto, missing
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  Speaker 4: the early flight because I didn't have my passport. Roan
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  Speaker 4: sorted me out and I ended up taking the one
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  Speaker 4: later that day.
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  Speaker 3: It's like nine hundred flights to Toronto every day. There
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  Speaker 3: you go, Yeah, I'm not I'm going to Vancouver.
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  Speaker 4: You can see why we would have been confused when
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  Speaker 4: you misspoke in such a man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I did, but I'll go with it
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  Speaker 3: because I don't really I don't really care.
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  Speaker 4: But can I say why I'm mad? Well, I'm not done,
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  Speaker 4: but then you can go. Your reason is not as
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  Speaker 4: good as mine. I think my reason is even early
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  Speaker 4: flight that you had to book.
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  Speaker 3: It's a combination of an early flight I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 3: to Vancouver before I can even check into a hotel.
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  Speaker 4: That's why you need the America and the ticket.
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  Speaker 3: Sales are dog shit, so like it's like, what am I?
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  Speaker 4: What am I doing? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I think part of the reason why you're mad is
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  Speaker 1: that you're not in control of your own body. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not now you don't go to sleep when you like
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  Speaker 1: should go to sleep because you just have no ability
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  Speaker 1: to go to sleep before three am. Like you just
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  Speaker 1: can't shut this off, Like you if you had gone
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  Speaker 1: to sleep at ten, it probably would have been fine.
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  Speaker 1: You would have got like a normal amount of sleep
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  Speaker 1: if you for this flight. Yeah, if you could go
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  Speaker 1: to after your nine thirty obligation. Your obligations are until
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  Speaker 1: nine thirty. If you just went home and went to sleep,
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  Speaker 1: went to bed, even if you're a sleep by ten
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  Speaker 1: forty five, that you probably would have been fine.
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  Speaker 4: It's a great point. You just control of The six
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  Speaker 4: am flight is so much more daunting to you because
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  Speaker 4: it's so close to your bedtime.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but I don't understand how I would be able
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  Speaker 3: to go to bed, Like I can't just do shit
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  Speaker 3: all day and then ten o'clock lights out.
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  Speaker 4: It's not ten o'clock. It's you have a spot that
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  Speaker 4: you said till nine.
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  Speaker 3: My spots it's on the nine PM show. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know what time it's at all right, well whatever,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 1: What would help you? The Great British Bakeoff, The Great
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  Speaker 1: British Baking Show.
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  Speaker 3: Won't that?
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  Speaker 1: Would that puts anybody to sleep? It's so calming. Have
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  Speaker 1: you in the fucking the chokehold the sleeper hold immediately?
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  Speaker 1: It's so nice.
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  Speaker 4: Are you packing your bong with Indica ortia because you
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  Speaker 4: know that.
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  Speaker 3: One night, one more black tar heroine you could.
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  Speaker 4: I think you need to switch to your to Indicca.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an Indica guy, INDICU for the nighttime bro.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a morning strain.
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  Speaker 4: It's always like blue dream or something about dreaming, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: with blue in it. There's always blue. Anything that has
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  Speaker 4: the word blue in it.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna put your right roles or hazes or something
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  Speaker 1: like that while you are smoking on I grade. It's
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  Speaker 1: like you're smoking. It's like more of a you know, creative,
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  Speaker 1: like a Jack Herrere type of strain. You have this
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  Speaker 1: stuff that has Jacks in the name. You need stuff
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  Speaker 1: that has colors. And not green.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I muted, got it. Imagine it sounds like a
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  Speaker 4: white noise setting.
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  Speaker 1: White noise setting is probably a strain.
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  Speaker 4: That would be a good one. It's a cross between
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  Speaker 4: white widow and setting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm going Benadryl tonight in the.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever you need to do to not pick up your
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  Speaker 4: fucking PlayStation controller and start zeroing in on bad.
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  Speaker 1: He's your pack that, he's your packet away.
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  Speaker 4: Packet right now.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't know, like what I don't know. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if I'm having like an existential crisis or what.
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  Speaker 3: But like, I don't understand why I'm doing this. You
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  Speaker 3: missed the first show, then I can't blame it on what.
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  Speaker 4: Do you mean? Or like what a question? Though? Think
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  Speaker 4: of let's reframe that for a second. But it's like
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  Speaker 4: I'm I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Why traveling head fifteen hours in a different and then
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  Speaker 3: it's gonna be like one of those clubs where it's
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  Speaker 3: like an arena.
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  Speaker 4: How did your entire life and there's four people there?
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  Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna say it a different way. How
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  Speaker 4: did I have so much success? This is an early
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  Speaker 4: phase in my life that my premier agent who has
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  Speaker 4: decided to represent me, booked me to sell tickets in
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  Speaker 4: a foreign country for the entire weekend as in a
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  Speaker 4: headlining act from a Thursday through Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not selling, but the geologize as agents. He's not
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  Speaker 3: going to be happy.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't hear it as a a woeful tale
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  Speaker 4: of victimhood success.
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  Speaker 1: I'll show you.
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  Speaker 3: I'll show you the ticket sales after you.
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  Speaker 4: It is a little bit more estimate to your success.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get booked in Vancouver.
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  Speaker 3: Because you would have turned it down. You would been like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not fucking doing that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because a weekend like that puts me on suicide. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's what's gonn happened to me. No, you're fine, dude, No,
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  Speaker 4: why what makes you think? How come? For me, it's I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Living the dream. But for if you were in the situation,
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  Speaker 3: it's I would have been on suicide.
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  Speaker 4: Watch or what it's worth. And I know you hate
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  Speaker 4: when I say this. When I was your age, actually
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  Speaker 4: was three years older. I did five years of those gigs.
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  Speaker 4: I've been doing these gigs. You've also been doing awesome gigs.
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  Speaker 4: I had no good gigs one out of every thirty.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. That's not true. You should take a
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  Speaker 1: selfie from this stage.
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  Speaker 3: These weekends fucking kill me, dude, they kill me.
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  Speaker 4: Then you need then, in truth, you should be a
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  Speaker 4: little more discerning, and you need to at this point
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  Speaker 4: you should know what to put your foot down on
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  Speaker 4: and say, I'm not well.
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  Speaker 3: You would think like Vancouver, big city, who okay, it
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  Speaker 3: might be good.
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  Speaker 4: Who knows silver lining really quick?
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  Speaker 3: And actually in Vancouver, I'm fifty miles outside of Vancouver.
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  Speaker 4: Even better to your to your taste, British Columbia is heaven.
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  Speaker 4: It's the most beautiful country, sorry, territory, fucking whatever it's
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  Speaker 4: called in in the world as far as I can tell,
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  Speaker 4: and they probably have.
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  Speaker 1: They've legalized it.
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  Speaker 3: Due you've told me one hundred times about the week.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not worried about the week.
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  Speaker 1: Good, Yeah, because you already know it's well.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just put it this way.
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  Speaker 3: The feed is not like tipping the scale for me.
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  Speaker 4: It's a nice change of pace. You're not gonna have
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  Speaker 4: to unscrew the back of your PlayStation console where you
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  Speaker 4: keep your weak to bring into the I'm really not
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  Speaker 4: worried because you can just buy really good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He takes a part is fishing rod and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But I was gonna bring my fishing rod, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: not anymore because it's like.
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  Speaker 1: The weed's already there.
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  Speaker 4: No, because I don't. I don't. I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: have to fucking check a bag at four in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: You can't just carry on your fishing rod. Why not?
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  Speaker 3: Because you need more than just a fishing rod. You
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  Speaker 3: need all your ship waiters, boots. Yeah, I need everything.
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  Speaker 1: If you're one of the four people going into the show,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you could bless maybe you're the waiters.
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  Speaker 4: That's not a bad idea at all. If you're coming
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  Speaker 4: to Saas's show and you have extra fly fishing gear,
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  Speaker 4: this would change. That would change your outlook on the
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  Speaker 4: weekend if you knew you were about to go do
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  Speaker 4: some of the best fishing and the fly fishing in
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  Speaker 4: the world, which I don't know the world. They have
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  Speaker 4: really good fly fishing. I'm sure they got decent fly fishing.
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  Speaker 4: Someone DM me about it and was like, you got
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  Speaker 4: to tell Sas to come fly fishing in British Columbia.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to show this weekend. That was the members
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  Speaker 4: on That was the one. I'm not even kidding you
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  Speaker 4: someone said that to me, they send it to me
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: because they know you don't look at your DM. I
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: look at my DMS. I just don't reply to people
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: ask me to pass on their information to you. Yeah,
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: and I say, who the fuck do you think I am?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: What would someone have to say to you and the
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: dms for you to actually reply?
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Like sometimes if people hit me up and they're like, uh,
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: son of a boy that saved my life.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: No, you're not replying to I'm not replying to that now.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Usually if it's like someone is like, if they have
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: a question about one of the shows or something, I'll reply.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: I can just answer them.
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Everyone always asks what's better the early show of the
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: late show?
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: They're the exact.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Same show, doesn't matter.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: There has to be an answer. What's the actual answer, Francis,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: you really don't know?
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I say, I usually say I don't know. I usually
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: say that the late show tends to be a little
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: more raucous. Yeah, and it tends to be a little boozier.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: So if you're and if people are keen to and.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Aaron Berg does crowd work at the late show.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Like, I have more fun on the early shows because
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: people aren't shit faced but the late show is probably better,
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I guess for the crowd.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: If people are very keen to say hi, I tell
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: them to come to the late show because I will
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: come out after.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Mass works a little bit more blue in the late show.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, you do.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: It's the type of humor that makes you go to
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: sleep more quickly. Mind you smoke it? Yeah, blue humor?
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, interesting? Have you never heard blue? No? Never
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: blue comedy? No, it's like vulgar comedy, you know, swearing?
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Non clean comedy is blue comedy? Nasty?
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: How have you not known? How did you not know
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: what nasty comedy is?
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm a clean comic.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: That's so far from the truth. You don't know because
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: you've only ever worked Blue.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: How close are you clean?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I could go clean so easily, I think you could.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not far. Yeah you know that that would
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: be to your advantage if you could pull it off.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, not that you necessarily want to.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Well, the problem is it's like I either have like
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: super dirty jokes are like the same way, So it's
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: like I would have to completely cut a couple jokes.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: But it could be worth it because then you'd open
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: up markets that.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: You tell out Vancouver.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I actually would say no, my current hours not clean.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: At all from a swearing perspective or just the content
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: like content, right, there's a lot of jokes about weed. No, not,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I don't want to give anything away.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's not really what I That wasn't even
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: what I was thinking of. I got a whole chunk
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: that's nasty about sex. Twenty minutes about sex. Now, do
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: you do any sex jokes?
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: No? Not really dick jokes, No, really no drugs.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Drugs, strugg but he never talks you never talk sex.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I mean neither. When I'm not blue like.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: That, I'm not I'm not going to ever be on
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: stage like making like being like yeah, like it's just.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: You know, when you're fucking a bitch, yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: You know, when you're really laying it down, she's screaming,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: you're you're sweating, like what am I going to say?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: And then your mama calls.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: And then mama's on the phone out of nowhere.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Say MoMA trying to get so pussy. I did that
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: would play on stage, maybe not in Vancouver, but from
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: you know, the Late Show New Brunswick.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of dudes don't really talk
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: about sex on stage, though.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of dudes do talk about
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: sex on stage really, especially when they're crowd working.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: You talk about jerking off.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Like most most of the comedians that I watch and
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: like listen to, it's not they don't usually talk about
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: like fucking.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: You don't watch Bernie Mack, then.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Well, Bernie Mack's a different it's different. How's that different
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: style that I'm used to watching?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: You don't watch that type of comedy.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I do love Bernie Mack.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Do you talk about jerking off at all? Never? No,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: not once? You never said that. No. I've done jokes
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: like obviously, like a while ago, I had like I.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Had like sex jokes and and and jerking off jokes,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: but I always.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Thought they sucked.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I always thought it was just.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Like it's like they're just dry.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like the easiest thing to joke about, well,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: hanging fruit, Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Which is why I joke about weed instead much higher
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: IQ material.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: So then that's really intelli. It's like a Rick and
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Morty episode.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: My jokes are the kind of jokes that you kind
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: of got to sit down, maybe take notes. Now try
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: and keep up.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't hit you the first time, but that's.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: We actually encourage encourage filming at my show so you
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: can go home, study to go home and.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Dissect itlyar like you're breaking down a sentence.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Trying to get to know this set a little bit more. Anyways,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Vancouver this weekend. So I was,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I was, I was being nasty. I am excited for
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: this weekend.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: It'll be I really do think British Columbia because Vancouver
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: itself is a beautiful city. Yeah, but it's so easy
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: to get to nature around it. I mean, Whistler is
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: only an hour and a half and I've made that
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: drive from Vancouver to Whistler a bunch of times, and
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: that drive up there it's crazy. Maybe you'll do.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: That and and I'm going to be smoking on a jackrabbit.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tell you, not a bad idea.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll go ski. You could. You can do a
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: day trip to change things for me. And it's an
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: amazing mountain. It's fun. That'll be awesome.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: It's one of the only places that I haven't been
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: in North America that I'm dying to go. I'm so jealous. No, No,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: just Vancouver in general. I want to go badly. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: heard it's so beautiful.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: It's great. And you know what else I'll say. I'll
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: say this, the women that live in Vancouver.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Wearing shirts like this, probably some tattoos, multicultural beautiful.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, some of the most beautiful
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: women of any city I've ever seen in the world.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Really don't sleep on Canada. Understood. Canadian women are hot?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Got it off?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: What about what about the ones that fifty miles outside
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: of Vancouver even better.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: The farther away you get, the more you're likely to
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: find a wife.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: That's the thing is, like, You're like, I'm gonna be
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: a Vancouver people are like, oh, dude, you got to
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: check out this spot. And then it's like if I'm
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: in If I was in my hotel and I typed
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: in that spot to Maps, it would say an hour
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: and forty minutes.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: No, there's primo Indians inut Snatch.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: With primo Indians.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Bro, the fuck inuet snatch?
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: What I mean?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I guess they are Indians.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: What's the name of the town that you're performing in?
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Are you performing into Yak Yaks?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: No, I'm performing at comedy And where is it Westminster.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Westminster, British Columbia.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Westminster, British Columbia.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Where the dog show is?
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Oh? And would you do me a quick favor and
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: actually google to see how far away Westminster House of
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Comedy is from downtown Vancouver. I can do it right now.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: But you're a untrustworthy narrator in this situation.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: You are an unreliable narrator through and through.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: It's a fact, alright.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: So this is where I've already got.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: It, already has it a legendly.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: M.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: He's changing the information right now.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: The air is dead, feels like Saas's apartment in here.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I gotta fumigate it if he takes any longer.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I i' just gonna ask you why you're pissed off?
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Are you on two g What the fuck is going on?
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Why is your Google Maps? What books? All right?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: It's not as far as I said. It's forty five
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: fifty minutes that's what you said.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: It's quite literally what you said.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I said an hour forty five. It's five zero minutes away.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Fifty men.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: To Vancouver, downtown Vancouver. Yeah, that's pretty substantial. I'm not
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: gonna lie, it's probably beautiful though. What hotel are You're
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: staying a condo? Nice?
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: That'll be good. Colin was there last weekend. Hopefully i'll
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: bill to still feel his warmth on the sheets.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: I think that, in truth, the fact that you're farther
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: out means that you're probably closer to a great spot
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: to fish.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I'm still in this in a city.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's not talk about it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: It's got it. It looks like a fucking palace high
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: as ceilings.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Yep, Francis, this.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Picture is all ceiling.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: They couldn't have framed this to make it look any
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: bigger anymore.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I was looking at those photos for about three hours
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: last night.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: It looks like Bruce Wayne like drops down into there
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: to get suited and booted.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Now do you understand a little bit more?
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Look, man, I don't really understand your approach to selling tickets.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: You're basically like, this is gonna suck. No, it'll be
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: ticket sales. A tiny floor.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Look at the carpet in that place.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: I'm not looking forward to going. I'm gonna be exhausted
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: and grumpy.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I won't be I always, I always put on a show.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I just think that you know, do what you can
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: to get people excited to come.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: No, I am excited and the shows will be good
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: and the ticket sales aren't as bad as I made
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: it out to be. But genuinely, if I didn't have
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: the six am flat that you wouldn't ever hear me
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: complain about this weekend.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Once it is far Are you taking a red eye home?
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I haven't even booked a flight home yet.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're not playing within Vancouver because I
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: just looked at the comedy clubs in the city. In Vancouver,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: there's the Improv Center of the Chillpill Comedy, New Moon Comedy,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: James James and James Comedy on the Corner, Laugh Track,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Comedy Club, Comedy Pants, Little Mountain Gallery.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Cond of these are probably none of these are like
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: headlining clubs. Is there a yuk Yucks? I bet there's
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: a yuk Yucks.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I thought yuk Yucks only booked Canadians.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're up in Squamish.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: I have performed. I have performed in British Columbia. If
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: you can believe it, have you done this club? No.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Years ago, before I worked at Barstool, I went skiing
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: with somebodies at Whistler and reached out through Facebook to
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: this guy who was booking a comedy show weekly comedy
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: show there in some bar, asked if I could do it?
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Did it? They sold like two hundred tickets. It was nice,
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: it was awesome.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Was it UBC improv? That's a good one.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: No, so yeah, that was really fun. And then I
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: did it another two years later or something like that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You've got to get up to squamish fond memories.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to be in Vancouver this weekend. Please
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: get tickets if you live within the one hundred mile
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: radius of Vancouver, which.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Is Seattle, that includes Seattle.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Well, actually, good news for you. If I'll also be
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: in Seattle next week and I'll be coming back to New.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: York, you you got some tough travel ahead.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: But the Seattle those are like sold out on that's
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: the same it's the same city. Yeah, yeah, some smaller room.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: But are you doing.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Two shows at maybe the Crocodile maybe?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I'm doing some room in Seattle, and then I'm doing
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: a one night or in Portland.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I love Seattle. That area, Going to fucking.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Rule Seattle is great. I never I love it. You
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: know what you should try to do though, and obviously
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: you don't have any choice. But Seattle in the summer
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: is amazing, huge boating culture. But why don't you just stay?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: No, just bring your rod up there and leave your
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: rod up and then you have back to back and
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: then you could fish in Seattle.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: That's where would I leave my rod?
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Ship it either it's.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: A hotel and then have a courier take it down
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to Seattle.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: For you bike messenger.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Have you ever use a bike messenger?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: You idiot?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I guess I haven't gotten around to that.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Now. You have to use Curry talking about it.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: It's on It's on Uber.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Vancouver Rod in Vancouver. It'll be there when you get
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: to Seattle. Yeah, not wrong, where would it be? They'll
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: take it to wherever your hotel is. Who's they Uber courier?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going on Uber right now.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Messengers. The couriers up in that part of the world,
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: the Pacific Northwest. A jaunt for them from Vancouver to
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Seattle is equivalent to us booking a courier here. That's
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: like thirteen.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I've never booked a courier. I didn't know that was
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: the thing that you guys were doing so frequently.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fun.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm pulling it up right now.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: There was like, what if he gets there?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Look uber currier bike, what if they get there?
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: What if they get there before though they get there?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Just make sure you make you check does not require signature?
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Got it? And then they'll leave it.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Anything up to fifteen pounds, I'll have you your rod.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: It's not Nicky smoked.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: By rod.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: It weighs I think maybe like one pound.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I talked to NICKI smoke this morning and he was like,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: he was like trying to like give you advice on
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: how to get girls. I was like, I'm pretty sure
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Francis is fine.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Well, I could always I mean, look, I could always
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: use a little tip. What did he say?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: He was like, he said, you try too hard.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: That's me trying too hard.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I was like, I'm sure he's fine. He's like,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: well does he how bad does he want to fuck Cowork?
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: It's so bad I want to I want to really
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: go right through the directory of the company.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: All of course, be talking Nicky smokes in Vancouver this weekend.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: So make sure you buy tickets.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: You have a tight like a five.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I'm doing thirty on Nicky smokes this weekend, it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Could go crazy. Yeah, he gets numbers. So why are
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you pissed off?
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Well, I had to pay my city bike ticket right
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: before we came on.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I just didn't hear about this ticket that you got.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Oh you were here, Yeah you were absolutely was Yeah
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: he was cool.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Uh we talked about it for like.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: An hour and a half.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I thought that you weren't here that day.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Nope, I was Maybe I wasn't here that day. I
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: think you weren't here.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I just maybe I just tuned you out because
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I was so zoned in on your story, so you
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: had to put you had to wind up paying.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Sorry about round, Francis continue.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Sorry about Sass. I just assume that he's never here.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's an easy assumption to make that he
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: wasn't here.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: A couple too many iced coffees this morning.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm paying too much attention.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Francis throwing up again.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just, you know, just Japanese.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to make myself small, don't why so I
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: can let you two. You know that's not very Miley
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: cyrus of you. I feel like I'm at a dinner
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: table right now, and I wish I were not here.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Last thing I'll say about Vancouver, I can't believe.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: What would you guys? Should I just stay awake until
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: the show, until the flight and then sleep on the plane?
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Dude? No man?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: First class?
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, you should not do that. You should one? Okay,
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: cheap as fuck?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: That's huge, Like five hundred.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Bucks, that's huge. You have Delta one layover, so we'll
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: see if it's actually Delta one. Where are you flying to?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Like Minnesota? All right, so the Minnesota to Vancouver leg
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: should give you enough time to actually get some sleep.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Can you sleep on flights? Yeah? Yeah, great. You need
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: to try to sleep before your flight though, which means,
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: to to Rone's point, you need to be disciplined. Yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: But I just don't think i'll be able to wake up.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I think I think I won't wake up.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Why what do you mean because you're dead? Yea, yeah,
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: why why wouldn't you be able to wake up?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I genuinely think I'll sleep through my alarms.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Can you get some kind of a I don't know
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: what to say to the room.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Or something, being able to wake up stand up?
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: So the issue would be your alarm would go off,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: you would snooze it. Fall back asleep and not wake
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: up again.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Exactly what happens is I put my phone, I put
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: my hand on the volume button and then and every
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: time it goes, I just click it immediately and then
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: fall back asleep for hours.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Even if you knew you had a flight that was
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: leading to this is the only flight that gets you
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: out to your gig on time, you would not feel
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: the urgency and anxiety to get there. I'll get it.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: You'll make it now, I'll make it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: You'll make it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: I'm just so mad about it. It's not even I'm
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: not even mad that I'm going. I'm excited to go
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: to Vancouver. I've always wanted to go to Vancouver. I just, dude,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: six am.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: And how long is the traveling? For twelve hours?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be traveling the entire day, Yeah, the entire day.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: How are there not better flights to Vancouver?
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I bet you I could find a better routing, fine
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: one right now?
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: How are there not better flights to Vancouver?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Do you have the kayak cap there's one there trying
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: to kayak Expedia price line. I mean everything, I've tried everything.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Go to town, brother, treat it like it's your own
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: it's so far away, it's like farther than Europe.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: It's not though, it's as far as California.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: And that's farther than parts of Europe. What parts like
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: anywhere Inland of Iceland, England, Ireland, probably like the west
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: coast of Portugal?
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Those are all aren't those all like seven hours?
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Seven eight hours?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I think they're like six.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Portugal is like five and a half. Really, Dublin's like
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: five five. I did not know that you get there quickly.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: That could be you, bro. Yeah, and you have a layover,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: so it's farther.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I really hope you get to lay down. I'm afraid
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: you're not going to be I know, especially with the layover.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: If you were direct maybe or what about flying director
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Seattle and then take a little up from Seattle.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: I don't understand how there isn't a single direct flight.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: It's actually not a bad idea.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Go right to Seattle.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I don't have to rent a car anyway, but then
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: I have to go across the border.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: With all that weeds.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I don't have to go across the.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Border in a car. Which time is your first show?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I think like eight seven eight?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Mind taking your PlayStation out of your bag, son, great.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Idea, ron I might actually do that, dude.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, really quick search the Seattle flights.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Now it's close. There is a twelve fifteen pm that
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: gets you to Vancouver at six pm. Oh my god.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I thought you just meant like a red eye that
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: gets in at six pm.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck eighteen hours?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: You're going to be in O'Hare for twelve.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Hours, but you pop over to the office.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'll have time for That's that's cutting
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: it too close cause I'm gonna have to check a
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: bag potentially.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: It's your fishing rod that you're gonna have Caurier down
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to Seattle.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Then I would have to go because I'm gonna have
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: to rent a car too, so I'd have to go
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: like straight to the show.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Oh there is a there is a direct, but see
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Francis is this well, it's not gonna work for sass.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: What about this Seattle flight? What about the Seattle.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: I'm loving this Seattle idea. I don't even want to
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: look at it right now. Here we go, Here we Go,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: seven fifty.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Two, seven fifty two from JFK Newark from Newark gets
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: you in at two pm. How much is it four
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars for main cabin?
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, you are such a fucking liar. That's a
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: perfectly good fight. So you all of this, So I
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: love it.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: So I looked at that flight and then I was like,
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: it's just that it wasn't first class. Well, you know,
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I was weighing the options. I was like, all right,
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: so I would either you said there there were no
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: other flights that would get you there on time. That's
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: not really a great I mean, that's not that's not
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: like a game changing option.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Eight o'clock versus six o'clock is night and day. Quite literally,
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: it will be dark at six am, it will not
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: be dark at eight am. Those two hours for an
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: early flight are going to amount to huge reduction in stress.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: You'll sleep eight am at Newark. Is that delta?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: It's United and you're a United Man these days despite
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: their soggy let us ride.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: I knew, I knew you were full of it. There's
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: a seven point thirty out of LaGuardia that gets you
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: in at three point fifty two. How much is that
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: three hundred and fifty four dollars? He's it all for
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: main cabin, though, what do you want me to say? Dude, Like,
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: if you wanted first class, you'd rather do first class
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: at six am than a regular cabin at eight am.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: I'm taking eight am over that any day of the week.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: That's kind of what I was those of the thought.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: But I was trying to weigh the options there because
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, like, would I rather would I rather
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: be able to lay down on the flight?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, nine thirty am gets
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: you in at three point fifty pm.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: That delty is expensive four hundred and twenty bucks.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: But that's like, I mean, it's just like, at what
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: point are we going to reach a point on this
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: podcast where not one thing that.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: What would you do in that? You so in this
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: situation you would give up a Delta one and cabin
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: six am?
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Are you out of your mind? That's a nightmare. I
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: cannot believe you're taking that flight. I would sit in
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: the bathroom on a nine to thirty flight.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: But dude, then you're in the air for like nine
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: hours in Maine in economy.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: How much was yours your seat?
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Mine was like six hundred and seven hundred.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I can't believe you've made the wrong choice, because, first
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: of all, on delta, with your status, there's a pretty
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: high likelihood that you're No.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: I already checked, there is none.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: I don't I don't believe you. I just don't be
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: believe me. You would have gotten Comfort plus at least.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Do everything sold out? And if they're not, and if
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: they're not, it's like eighteen hundred dollars for an upgrade,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: which I'm not paying.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: It's it's just funny. It makes your complaints funnier because
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: you're like.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: There's always a caveat, and there's always as.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: That you had to sit first class.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: That's one, and you didn't mention that. No.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: The caveat is that I don't know if I want
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: to if I want to give up. Like if if
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: first class wasn't an option, I wouldn't have sat first class,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: who's too expensive? I wouldn't have sat first class. The
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: point is I got a first class seed for the
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: whole way there.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I just you know this. Do you want do I
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: want to give it up? At first? One more hour
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: of sleep at first? This was a credible complaints seven
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: thirty verse six thirties one more hour of No, you're
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: saying you said your flight six am, six am, six
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: am to seven thirty is gigantic.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: It's an hour and a half.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's such a big difference six am to eight am,
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: and it's like dog years at that time of day.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: It is it really is? Am I wrong? I totally
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: agree because think of this six am flight means you're
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: waking up at four four is an insane four It's yeah,
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: It truly is a question of do I just stay
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: up all night? Especially on your schedule. Eight am means
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: you're waking up at six six am is a reasonable
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: time to wake up? It's it's it's not ideal, but
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: it's I don't know. I usually wake up at seven.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I know you wake up later, but like getting up
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: an hour earlier six am, you go to bed at
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: like eleven thirty midnight, six hours of sleep. You're fine. Yeah,
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: you're fine, You're not shattered. Yeah, and you still sleep
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: on the plane. I objectively trying to help you. I
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: would switch. I would switch that Delta flight. Then nine
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: thirties might as well be middle of the day.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but take it pretty well. Is it definitely delta water?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Is it just first class?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: It said Delta one.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: I mean Delta, but it's only this and it's only
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: one leg of the flight though, right, because they're not
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: gonna have Delta one to Minneapolis.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you need an or ring so you
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: can test your sleep score to see if you get
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: that much better sleep on the Delta one. But you're
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: gonna want to stay up to enjoy the Delta one.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna want the meal.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, dude, You've You've made him an
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: error here. I'm sorry to say it, and I'm so
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: glad that we did stick with this. Now, it's been
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: forty five minutes on this topic, but we got to
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: the root of it and now we can solve it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: You need to switch your fucking flight. You're out of
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: your mind for saying that. Well, once I get to Minneapolis,
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: I'll have a live flat bed. What the fuck, dude,
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: you're still connecting. If it were a direct flight from
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: six am, maybe there's an argument at that time at
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: that point.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Or if you don't switch, you just have to wave
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: your anger.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: What was it was nine thirty, there's a nine you're
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: actually switching on Delta do this after the pop?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: No, he's got to get it's gonna.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Be gone, By Jesus Christ.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not even not even showing up on the Delta
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: app Where was it out of jfk jfk.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I'll have to do it after.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: What did you call? What do you call your Delta
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Diamond medallion?
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Here? Savvy? I'll call him after.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: They'll get you. They'll get it done fast.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Those the Diamond medallion people. English is their first language.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: It's nice.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they will sort you out. I'm glad that you're like, Hi, Harry,
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: it's Tom in Kansas City.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: What can I do for you today?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Here's who I voted for. Here's my favorite baseball player
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: for every year.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Of my life. Thank you for your Diamond Medallion status.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I'm happy we discussed this because now I've know I've come.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: You know I needed that, I need a little I'm excited.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, vocum Christ, it's so tough. You make your life tough, man,
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: I don't think I do.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I think I think going down to one is actually
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: the opposite of making your life tough. It's just making
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: your life if you made it completely your you're I
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: don't know what you're weighing.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: But negotiable.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm really what I'm really excited for
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: is to check these flights to Seattle. How far you drive?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: You think that is long?
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: You'd think two three hours?
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I would do I would do a six hour drive.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Driving rules.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, you're gonna have to go through customs. You'll have
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: to make sure you don't forget your passport. Now you
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: got to go through customs in person, like if you go,
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: if you drive, Yeah, you're crossing an international board.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I thought it was just like a tall booth and
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: you just like, easy, eat that up, easy.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: I don't mind that way. I don't mind that way. No,
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: You've got to think of a couple of things though,
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: really quick. If you're gonna do that, that means that
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: you're landing in Seattle. Yeah, you're gonna rent a car. Yeah,
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: was already gonna do that.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It's supposedly that one of the most beautiful drives.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: North America. It does sound lovely. I don't I don't
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: mind this at all.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Sagged Valley is what we'll do.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: But you are, you are adding a significant amount of
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: time that you're gonna have to account for.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if assuming the flights to Seattle are normal,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: like they would be to like, la you're buying.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll get there six am. You'll all have some
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: time in the scagged valley.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe all hit Whistler on the way up.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I think it's north of the city. I could be wrong,
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: but I think it's north.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: It's on the other side deception pass.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: All right, let's I've taken up too much time of
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: the podcast. I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: tell us the story about the ticket.
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  Speaker 4: It's nothing, it's nothing. I don't even care. I care,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I care. I paid the ticket. I paid the ticket
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: and how much was it? Two and forty? I thought
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: you were going to go to court. I wanted to,
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: and I opted for that. First. First of all, I
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: lost the ticket, so I had to plug in all
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: kinds of government information just to fucking weighe my way
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: through the quagmire of red tape that is the New
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: York Department of Traffic Violations Bureau. Right finally found it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: I had two tickets. One was for something and one
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: was for another thing. It's what I said. He hit
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: me with two different things. One was for fifty bucks,
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: one was for one hundred and ninety. I checked both
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: and said that I wanted to contest them in court.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: They gave me the next available court date. I want
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: to know when.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: That was, November December, March twelfth, two thirty pm today,
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I thought, holy shit, I'm going to have this resolved
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: by by supper.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell?
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Unbelievable? Am I wearing clothes that I can appear in
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: front of a judge with in a convincing way.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know when they were Brunello sale well right, exactly.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I did bring a Brunello code in today, so I
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: was thinking about sort of rubbing some paint on it
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: to sort of bring it down a little bit. However,
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: I thought I filled it all out said, fuck, yeah,
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: I'll be there to thirty great solved. Can't wait. Yeah,
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: And also I thought, there's no way that that cop
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: is going to show up on such short notice.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: She's probably working.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: He probably is. And then I got my confirmation email
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: and realized that it said March twelfth, two thirty pm,
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: twenty twenty six, a full year from now, Brude, and
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I don't even think I'll be a lot, not with
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: the way I'm going, not with the bouts of depression
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: I'm prone to, not with the fact that my next
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: apartment's definitely going to have a bath in it. Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: So I truly went, well, I don't want to leave
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: my family with unpaid traffic tickets. That was the first thought.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Had I want to shuffle off my mortal coil with
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: a clean ledger?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pay every bill and have the Fidelity account ready
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: for the next person exactly.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: So I then went back in and was like, goll lee,
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: can I move this up somehow? And I went into
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: the reddit and checked it out. They were like, yeah, fucked, yeah,
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: this is it, And I was like, true, I truly thought,
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: because if you don't show up for your court date, yeah,
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: they suspend your license. Damn, they just hit you with
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: the automatic full fine and they suspend your license. Damn.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: They clearly make this all very threatening and scary to
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: just get you to pay the ticket and say I
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: don't want to deal with that, which is exactly what
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: I fucking did. Yea, I bent the knee, paid the
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: two hundred and forty You.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Just wait the year. That's such a Francis thing to like.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: It would have been. It's the old may. I would
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: have stood up for.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Myself, best serve cold type of thing.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Especially since they said you need evidence or I and
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: I had. I would say I would have lack of
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: evidence in my favor, which is that most of those
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: things will have the traffic light camera to prove whether
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: or not you went through the yellow, which is what
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: I thought. He said I went through red, and uh
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: he I specifically asked for that from the cop and
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: he's like, well, this specific intersection they don't have cameras.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: You would win. And then he told me that the
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: reason he was there was because this is the deadliest
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: intersection in New York and I was like, what a
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: paradox that the deadliest intersection in New York wouldn't have
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: fucking cameras set up traffic. No, brother, I didn't call
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: him that he was black, Yeah, I said, sir.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really thought that most of the traffic cops
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: would be deported by a year from now, I know
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: in New York.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Well, I just don't. I have no idea if I'll
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: be in New York on March twelfth, twenty twenty six.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, having to come back to New York will be nasty.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six sounds futuristic, like it's a fake year.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: What flying cars? What is uh? What day of the
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: week is is that?
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Did you check?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: It?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't look It'll probably be like Friday. You'll want to
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: be upstate.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I just paid the paid it just because
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to think about it anymore.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: It's probably the best best move.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Not happy about it.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Waiting a year would have been a lot.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: This is just one of those things. I truly believed
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: that I did not do what they accused me of.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so then fucking stand up for justice.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: It's already paid. It is what it is out of sight. Well,
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: what if you pay it it and then you still
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: go to the court date and if you either pay it,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: which is the equivalent of pleading guilty or you appeal
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: plead not guilty. You get a court date to show up.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: A year should you should be able to plead no contests.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: I will say a year would have been enough time
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: for me to plant evidence on that cop. Yeah, you
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: know you could have. Yeah, I could. I could have.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: You could have honestly killed him and gotten away with it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: In a year, I think I could have joined the
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: police force and filed insiderr complaints within the department about
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: his heavy handedness with female traffic stops. You know, I'll
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: say this, he's grabbing those bikers. That hooker he pulled over,
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think she had anything.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: A little touchy, little feely.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Joining the force would be great. It would be so
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: nice an unreal, like if you made a video out
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: of that. It was just like a ten hour long
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: video over the course of a year of.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: You, I got a two hundred and forty dollars traffic
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: ticket I didn't believe in. So I became a police.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: All while still doing the podcasts, the movie yees writing.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: A movie Nights. It is a very good I don't
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: know is there a YouTuber who does anything like that?
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Sort of like definitely not the method type thing. It's
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: almost Nathan Fielder at yeah, yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: He wishes he would join the force. You're built for
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: the force. They'd love to have you. But I'm on
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: those boys Reddit the like new cops read it and
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: it's fucking brutal. Does complain because they say, it's so
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: hard to be a cop right now, and for your
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: first few years you have.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: To eat so much shit, like what you just have
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: to do, like traffic shit.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I think that you can't like like beat the fuck
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: out of people anymore. Some bullshit.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: It's just fucking bull All I wanted to do was
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: fucking shoot someone. And if you don't even get done first.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: The NFL now the police, because the most cops are
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: actually failed NFL players. A lot of practice squad boys
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: on the course in.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: The dream, a lot of practice squad cricket players on
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the force these days in the New York Police Department.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Do you are you going to sell your Tesla?
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Why would I do that? I don't know.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like everybody's selling their Tesla's. Are they Tesla's
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: down seven hundred billion.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Dollars the stock? I don't have Tesla stock.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: I sold.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: You.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: I'm out.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: I don't care the car works. I bought it used,
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: it was cheap as fuck.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: I've seen some shit on Reddit of people like they'll
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: get back from Millburg grocery shopping and they'll get back
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: to their Tesla and there's like swastikas all over it.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you're gonna have to drive home. My
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: guess is that's happening and Vancouver probably that is happening Portland, Vancouver.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: So I don't know what to say. Look, I'm not
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: even defending you on anymore. I'm really not, you know,
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: I don't whatever. I don't fucking care.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like it's situation as Sorry, you like your whip, Yeah,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's not even that I like it.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: It just it solves it's what am I going to
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: do protest Elon Musk's politics by selling the car that
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: works perfectly?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Paradox that it's like created for a lot of people.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Is that like what if a lot of people bought
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: the car as like a way to like signal their
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: virtue and then like now it suggests a different type
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: of like person that would have the car. So there's
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: people who just to show that they don't agree with
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: someone politically are going to get rid of their car
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: that's good for the environment, so they'll do something that's
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: like worse for the environment just to be like I
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: don't support Elon Musk dude.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Which there are two ways to go about this, what
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: are they? One of them being if you're anti EU
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: one and you you're you're you're not pro war anti
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: but you're not, And especially when it comes to the car,
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: you don't really care.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You just report the news.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: But if you did care, easy option is trade your car,
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: sell your cart for a different ev get it, get it,
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: maybe go Kia, you know, so maybe a hybrid.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: That's where I don't know about you, but my grandfather
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: fought hard in the Korean War. Understood, wounds have not healed.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Understood, So no Kia. I have never bought a Goala Honda.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: For the very reasons that people apply to selling tesla's political.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: It's political for me with Kia.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: The other option is if you if you really like
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: your Tesla, and maybe you know, you know, maybe you
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: think the tale to Hitler, maybe he was really just
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: you know, giving his heart out to those people, and
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: maybe you want to stick it to the Libs cyber truck,
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: go bigger.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Bigger keeper. Yeah yeah, now that that is an interesting
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: thought leaning into it. Uh, I don't hate that. Just
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: get a Confederate flag decal around ther.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Or like one of those paint changing versions where like
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: you go past it and the Confederate flag turns into
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: a whole swastik like that. I went to West Coast customers.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Into the horn, plays the national anthem.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Cover it, cover it, uh, cover it with like the
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: x stout versions of those voting machines. Yeah yeah uh.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Or just have it like spray painted like the T
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: shirts of I guess Latin American soldiers who have passed away.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: I don't hate it, but I was gonna say though
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: again to that option. You know, if I'm honestly answering it,
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: I I the whole reason I keep the car is
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: because it's just I've paid for it, it's cheap.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: You've kept the cars because it's your car, and most
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: people don't just sell their car because of a political Yeah.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: I really am able to separate commodities from the founders.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: What are like?
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: I didn't I didn't stop eating Chick fil A when
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: they came out against gay rights or something.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Like you didn't sell your hugo boss, after right.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: I never ate chick fil A because it makes people fat,
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: and I hate fat, so I protest Chick fil A
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: for what it's doing to people in America. But you know,
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: I've had a bite. That's it. I mean, I could
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: feel my toes falling off. That's pretty good. So good.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: It gives me the worst stomach ache I've ever had
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: every time I eat it. I haven't.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: I haven't had it in like a year because I
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: can't eat it.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I think there's like a double digit percentage of Americans
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: who can't survive without Chick fil A.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: That's so fucking good.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Brandon Walker eats it every day. Yeah, eats Chick fil
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: the way that Aldren eat peanut butter and jelly. Yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: just like he packs a lunch Chick fil A. Just
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: that's what's happening. Oh it's time, Yeah, it's time for
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: me to see what is in my life. You know.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: He orders double on Saturday for the next day and
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: then puts it in the refrigerator for Sunday because Chick
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: fil is closed on Sunday.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: Disgusting, I know, cold Chick fil a.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has his wife throws it in like not
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: even the air fryer. She'll just throw it in like
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: a like a sizzling pot of grease, just to reinvigorate
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: the Chick fil a.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: And let's it just kind of steam under the grease
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: for like, all you really need is just to.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Wake it back ups it waking it back up.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: He does use that exact That's what he says.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I kinda wake my sandwich back up.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta wake it up.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Look, all this is to say there is fast food
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: that I I like, such as I like, uh, you know,
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: just like Walaid Sweet Greens. I like Wendy's. I'll have Wendy's.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Wendy's is good.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: I like Wendy's because they still the sell b Yeah
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: it's a burger place, No, the really good one. Shakeshack.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: I like Shakeshack.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I don't like Shakeshack.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: I love it. There you go. I like Shakeshack. Yeah,
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I mean I'll eat some wack Arnold's in a punch pinch.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: But uh, but yet, you know, you shouldn't have to
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: get rid of your car for any like.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what it would take if I
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: found out that the person that makes my fucking air
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: fryer with the original designer of the ovens in the Holocaust,
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: I'd still be like, well, it's gotta be as grandkids
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: that made this one, and I don't know what they believe.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: And it's like an improvement of the technology. It's being
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: used for good. It's using the same technology for good.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's clearly not human sized as long as it's
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: a tiny air fryer that you couldn't and like put
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: a human hand in.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Right, And uh, I'm also not telling never mind,
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: I can't make that joke. You got to know I
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: was gonna say, I'm not telling the Halibut filetse when
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: I put them in that they're just regular.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Chefers, taking the pearls out of like a clam before
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: you put it in.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: I'm honest. I'm honest, taking purpose.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Of the air, taking the shoes off a horse before
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: you throw it into the air fryer. Yeah, oh man,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: But I've seen videos of people like chasing down cyber trucks.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Be like, fuck him.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: I think the cyber truck guys get I don't think
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: people are like harassing people that just drive like a
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: standard Tesla. It's funny that he's I think it's mostly
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: the cyber truck people that are getting.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Harassed, I think, but some of both are happening. But
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: people are also feeling the need to put the bumper
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: stickers on their Tesla that are like, I don't support
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: the guy who's like, who gives a fuck?
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Dude, who gives them that?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's like bumper stickers that you could buy that
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: like are anti Elum upper stickers. But have you seen
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: that right now? Like the White House is uh, they
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: have like Tesla's parked out front, like it's like a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: car lot, Like it's a used car lot. Because obviously
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Tesla's stock is so bad that Elon's trying to use
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: the White House to like get his stock back up.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Really and he just has like come on down to
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: look at the White House and get a three.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: I walked by. I went to the White House when
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: I was in DC. I walked past it. How when
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: was this a couple of weeks ago? Yeah, three weeks ago.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Maybe I hadn't been there in a long time. In
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: the House, the House, the White House. Yeah, I didn't
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: go the either of the first few times I went.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: You did yeah, but all times so cool.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: It is cool. Yeah, the security is terrifying. Yeah, you're
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: just like you have that, you know, the imp of
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: the perverse, the perversity to humans spirit thought, I jump
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: over this fence, like, yeah, scale the fence guy did that?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: What's what's going to prevent my mind from malfunctioning right
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: now and running over to the fence And you just
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: envision the reaction what they would do, and it's scares
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: the ship. Yeah, you'd explode, you you would be dust
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: within two seconds. Yeah. I think that they have on
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: the roof of the White House. The bullets they're shooting
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: are like this big.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, like subway sandwich.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Literally, But I think that they have to kind of
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: budget for that in their defense planning for the White House.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: That there could just be a crazy who's just trying
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: to like run across the lawn, Like didn't the guy
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: crash like a self manned aircraft into the lawn of
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: the White House a couple of years ago? Like I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: like that, Are they just shooting to kill if you
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: even step on the grass?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: I think so, yeah. I think that was Yeah, that
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: was called Olympus has Fallen. I remember that operational The
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: White House Has Fallen. That God Gerard Butler was on hand.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: That movie is crazy bad. Olympus Has Fallen was okay.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: White House Down was bad. White House Down, Yeah, one
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: of like the funniest bad movies I've ever seen. Datum Yeah,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Jamie g I Jamie Fox is like, don't scoff my
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Jordan's or something.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I remember there's a scene where they show like an
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: overhead shot of like the Washington Monument and like a
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: plane or like a helicopter crashing into it or some
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: ship and it's like the word it literally looks like
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: like someone made it on like an app on their phone.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: It's like the worst CGI I've ever seen in my
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: entire life.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like visibly like animated.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: It felt like Olympus. Olympus Has Fallen had a budget,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: and then White House Down people found out they were
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: making that movie first and they were like, well, why
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: are we even trying.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: To cut all fundings.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Jamie? And then you know, we'll do the rest of
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: adobe word art.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever watch Civil War? Because that that
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: had a good white House uh, like itsion scenes.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: That one was I thought that was a pretty I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: never saw that. It's pretty good. I like it. I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: heard it was I heard it was mid I thought
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: it was interesting, it was compelling. It was pretty dark,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: very dark. You really? Yeah. The guy who plays Kirsten
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: Dunns's actual husband, Jesse Plemons, Yeah, he's only in it
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: for ten to fifteen minutes. He's like, he has a
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: level of sadism in that movie that he had in
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Breaking Bad.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Interesting, and the only thing he does in the movie
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: is he owns a tesla.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how fucking the Civil war movie. That's how
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: fucking disgusting it is to own a tesla these days.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Pisses me off.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: I watched I watched a Nora last night.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Oh you did? Yeah?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Did you get hard?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: No? Okay, I thought it was good though.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: I enjoyed it.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: But there's so much fucking How did you not get hard?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Because I'm not fucking six years old, I'm not watching
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: the movie just like, there's a ton of I was sorry.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: I was taking in the cinematography.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Six million dollars to make that movie, really, and then
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: eighteen million dollars on oscar budgeting.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: I saw that. Yeah, wow, I mean it was good.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was best picture good. I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: think it benefited from a weak Oscar class. Yeah, I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: really do.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: I mean it was good, but yeah, I don't think
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: I would have put a complete unknown on top of.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: That if they didn't have the whole like after the
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: fact plot line where it's like, this is a movie
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: in support of sex workers, Like it didn't really feel
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: like a movie about or even in support of sex workers,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: and more just felt like an interesting story that involved
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: a sex worker.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: Ah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it wasn't like people taking a stand
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: for all like the crazy things. It actually made it
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: look pretty pretty dope to be a sex worker. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: just getting up and like smoking herb with a fucking diplomat.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: I was kind of surprised that she only that. They
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: were like, we're gonna give you ten thousand, and she
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: was like, all right, I would have been like five
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: hundred million. Like clearly those people were like the richest
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: people on earth, Like, wouldn't you be pushing for I'd
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: be pushing for Like.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: Well, they they said, she said, I'm going to hold fast,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: and then they were like we'll come after that. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: we're gonna destroy you.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: So that's a pot hole.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: But I bet you that ring that he uh spoiler alert,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: the ring that the other bodyguard guy gives her at
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: the end. It's probably worth fifty fifty. Yeah. Yeah, she'll
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: pawn that, flip it.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: She'll get thirty six for it.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Probably get thirty six by tesla. Dude, wasn't it?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: What are I'm trying to think of other products that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: the world has come out and said sell this.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: You give you a couple right off the top of
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: my head.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: Nikes, your Nikes. Yes, Starbucks is a good one.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: What did people boycott Starbucks for it?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: Red the cups? You're mentioning Nike with Kaepernick, I was
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: thinking the whole child labor thing.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking Kaepernick.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: So that's gone in both ways, the both the left
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: and the right have decided to boycott it. I never
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: stopped wearing Nikes, I'm sorry.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Never, once was I even close to being like, eh,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: it's unethical for me to have this product in my closet.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Well that was I will say. I stopped wearing Easies
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: when Kanye Yeah, yeah, I was.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Like I don't think these are cool and yeah, but
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: it wasn't like, yeah, Yeezy's.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: That's another one.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I did kind of be like, I'm kind of over
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: my easies. Yeah, that's a tough one. But at the
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: same time though, it's just like they kind of went
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: out of style. Yeah, he was still making new fresh designs.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I bet hit people would get like a bunch of
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: little like instead of checks on the side, they just
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: have the swastikas. Yeah yeah, yeah, instead of like a
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: little converse circle, just a little swastika in the corner.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: What else? What are the what are the ones?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Definitely? I mean Nike was the first one I could
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: think of.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I remember I stopped flying Delta after they didn't have
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: direct flights to Vancouver for a while.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: That's all I could hope for from this episode.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: That everybody boycotts. Everybody just burn your diamond medallion bag tags.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I what was I gonna say? Fuck?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Which I never not.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: By the way, you never got your diamond bag tags.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: I think it's for the best. I have a theory
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: that the Delta baggage handlers treat your baggage worse when
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: they see that tag on. And then I have the
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: problem that if I'm flying a different airline, I have
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: to take it off. Oh yeah, because then I'm genuinely
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: afraid that they're going to open it up and take
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: a shit in it. Yeah.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Imagine, yeah, imagine getting to the hotel and on zipping
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: your bag and there's just a huge dump inside.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Because Americans been like incentivizing their workers. Every time you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: see a Delta bag shit inside of it. Yeah, we'll
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: give you five hundred dollars extra shit that you can
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: prove that you've done.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: Five hundred credit to Hudson.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: News to get to the barstool store.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: I was trying to do a bit about Hudson News
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: for a while about like how you could get that,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: how you would wow, you would ever get that job?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: And I was like looking into the I was like
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: on indeed, like looking up like the perks of working
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: at a Hudson News, and like I looked it up.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: They get like it was like one of their biggest
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: perks was that they get a ten percent discount at
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Hudson News, which is like pring, which is just like yeah,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: now you're just getting the standard prices, that's.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: The part, yeah, instead of seventeen.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bizarre.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: I thought of what I was thinking of, which was
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: that Bill Burr had a great bit in his special
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: that he felt the Red Rocks, which kind of didn't
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: It went under the radar a little bit, but about
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: how Coco Chanel was a Nazi sympathizer and dated you know,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: high ranking members of the assass and stuff, and he
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: goes anytime you see that big pile of children's shoes
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: and some grainy Holocaust footage, the guy who built that pile,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: Coco Chanel was sucking his dick. That handbag you have
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: on your arm.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think I've seen I think I've seen
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: that bit.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Classic for.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: A new special coming out on Who.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he does.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: I'm excited. I bet that's gonna be fucking good. I'm
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: very excited. Think that's gonna be really heard.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: He kills white women, really, I heard he destroys them.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Look out, bitches.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: It's also on Broadway right now and Glenn Greek Glenn
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Ross with an unbelievable.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Doesn't that start this week?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Bill Burr's on Broadway.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be sick. I'm gonna with the guy
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: from here and Coulkins, Bob Oden, Damn, that's pretty sick.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: We're all thinking about going.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a should we go a little game time action?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: No, no game time until uh after that super Bowl
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: ticket I got. I don't think anyone's allowed to have
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: game time the entire company for a couple more months.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I'll let you know that.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Actually is what happened?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Literally? Yeah, literally what happened?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Uh should we talk about nicky smokes at all?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: What about it?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Just to kind of get the just to ease his
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: name a little bit.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Sure, Yeah, let's smoke it up. We should come up
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: with a strain of weed called nicky smokes where instead
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: of putting you to sleep or making you creative, it
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: just makes you makes your dick longer. Yeah, it's got viagra,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: add another hand to your dick.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: What would happen if you, like, if you like, crushed
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: up a blue chew and you put it on top.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Of the blunt, it would probably get you fucking there.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: You'd probably die, right if you smoked blue choo?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think you would.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine smoking blue choo has any good effects
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: on the human body.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: People smoke crack, bro have cracks intended.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: To be smoked? No, that's its sole purpose is too smoke.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: No, bro, that would be that would be great for you.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that he measures his penis the way that
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: people measure a horse in hands.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Oh man, classic shit, classic fucking ship.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: That is classic ship. That's what that is.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you already know, you already know what fucking time
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: I feel bad that I talked about my flight for
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: so long.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Why no one cares?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Literally what people got sabotage of the episode.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: I told him that, Like, I was at the Chicago
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Airport on Friday, and I was at the bar because
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: I was It was by the gate because I was
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: trying to switch gates or switch flights to an earlier
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: flight because mine kept getting delayed, And someone came up
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: to me. He's like, not if ADULTA lounge, Oh yeah,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: roasted my ass.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah I get that a lot.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all people talk to me about. It's all
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: people talk to you about.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: You pretty much all people talk to you about it.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: If I'm ever not in first class on ADULTA flight,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: which by the way, I don't buy. I don't buy
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: first class seats, impossible. I just buy a regular and
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: hope to get upgraded.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: How would you ever get to diamond medallion. If you
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: don't buy first class.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: Company flies me first class, and I fly a lot
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: for barstool, I'm not buying it. That's true.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: That's what you said with the first class.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: That's true. I could show you all my flight receipts
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: anytime I'm flying for myself. Now, when I fly one
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: international flight to like let's say Europe or somewhere a year,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: I use miles, and I do get a business class
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: seat for that, of course. But if I'm flying domestically,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: la whatever, I'm flying coach and hope upgraded.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: You save your miles. I don't save my miles. I
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: use them all the time. I have a million miles.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: Really, I think I have like twenty thousand. How do
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: you have? Do you use them?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I I don't. I use them for the Japan trip
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: this past year, and that wiped out like five hundred
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: thousand miles, but I'm at like eight hundred thousand nice time.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: I'm always using them. You shouldn't do that.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: They say that they're that they're devaluing them constantly, so
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: they say, just use them, is that right?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Hmm, yeah, But I mean, and I know it's not
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: million miler. I know that's a different rubric, But I
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: just want to get to that fucking sweet million. Yeah,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: being a million miler or being three sixty?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Do you?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: I think you have really big pupils, like they protrude
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: a lot from your eyeball, because when you close your
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: eyes and move them around, it looks like there's like
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: ferrits running.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Under a good points how like protruded pupils behind the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: nipples his eye nipples? Yeah, they really do. They really
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: just stick out. What's that about? Why do you have that?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: Is that because your eye lids are too tight or
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: your eyes.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: The lids are too tight.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: My lids might be too tight on you?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Just round eyes. He has like pointy booie shaped eyes,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: boring holes through our souls. Close your eyes and move
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: your eyes around a little bit.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 8: Look at that knuckle.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: It's like someone's trying to break out of your brain.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Why is your eyeb also point you?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: God, that's nasty.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: I wish I had the answers for you, but I don't.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Just the anomalies of being SaaS, just sasas being SaaS
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: are those Japanese den them.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: They are you get him?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Out of the freezer this morning. They're not comfortable because
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: they're fucking still frozen.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: No, let me tell you something. I bought these four
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: years ago in Austin, and I have been trying to
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: break them in ever since because I love them. But
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: they are the most uncomfortable pants I've ever worn. Someone
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: told me that if you actually just wash your jeans,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: it will soften them up. And you would have thought
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: that I had poured cement throughout immediately I pulled them out.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: They are now five times worse than they were before
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: relating and then someone was like, off them in the machine.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: I wanted you to get into the bathtub with them
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: on and bathing them around you, and that that forms
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: them to you.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: That's not the same thing as washing your clothes.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: That was a very different thing.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: Could you if you took him off with a stand
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: up straight sure would really you could have them fully
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: stand up.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's all like the wrong trousers from GN
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: You do it right now. You want me to do it.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: You want me to get into my skibbies on the.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: Pod now, because I know you're definitely wearing like the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: tightest underwear known to man, like grand rat, not like
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: the whole.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Boxers that you've got on. It look like a fucking
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: Confederate boat. It's so much more comfortable.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: But Francis might have like an Ethica jockstrap, you know,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: like you know, if he takes those pants off, we're
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: seeing your entire dick.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: They're not that tight. They're just regular brief what brand Lululemon?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're at least seeing shaft.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: You're giving me a lot of nikky smoke's credit right now.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: I never know. I know that underwear. I know that underwear.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: It's really not that tight. Now I want to show
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: you that my underwear is not tight more than showing.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: There's no way you could take your pants off without
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: us getting an idea of what your dick looks like.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: What is happening right now? How is this somehow you
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: I don't feel I don't want to be or did
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: anything here.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: And you're getting criticized for your underwear, and.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: This criticism. I didn't say that my underwear was loose
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: until you tacked me for it, and and you that
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: all happened as a result of you bringing up my pants,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: and I don't see if they'd stand up.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: I just think the podcast would be would go smoother
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: if I didn't know what your dick looked like. I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: don't either it's either going to be massive or it's
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: going to be tiny, And I don't want to know
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: either of those things.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: What if it were right in the middle.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: I don't think it will be just got an idea
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: that is massive. I think it's either going to be
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: like a nine inches flasky.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: God, damn, dude, this is weird, or.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be like when Will. I don't like this
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: pants off and it was just you couldn't even see anything.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: I'm uncomfortable.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You flamed Will Conta's penis so hard in that clip,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: we were hammered. Yeah, well I thought that and everyone
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: and everyone was I thought, I like, in my memory,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I'd always been the one who was the ring leader
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: on and I like felt bad that I like made
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: fun of his penis, And then watching.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: It back, you were by far the ring What was
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: I saying?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Nasty, a tiny ass cock. You're just like yo, Will
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: got a little ass dick. He screamed it out.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: Like a middle school I don't think it was just me,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: there was nine other No, you were, but you're.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: The ringleader he took us there and uh, then we
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: were very nasty.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: Was he in his underwear? How'd you why you say that?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: He just was in his underwear? A case race.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: He took his pants off for some reason, and he
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: had a he had a small pecker.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: He took his Japanese denim off. Yeah, he slid out
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: of his Japanese denim. It's crazy. How if you just
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: shortened the word Japanese it becomes a slur. Yeah, canceled
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: right away.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: They'll technically no, well you know, yeah I would.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: It would bro if you just said that j word
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: denhim then then suddenly I have something nasty.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: You should say, you should start that.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: That would be a funny video, Francis.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, walk into a fucking one of your fancy stores
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: and be like, does have any jap denim? Just completely normal.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: They'd be like, what, sorry, come again, sir? You know.
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  Speaker 4: You know that? Is that like a is that like
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  Speaker 4: a bad one? No? No, no, I think I think
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  Speaker 4: you're alloud to say that for those sakes of the joke,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: For the sake of the joke. Yeah. Also, that has
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  Speaker 4: also taken a new age meaning Jewish American princess. You've
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  Speaker 4: heard that in how I haven't. Yes, it's sort of
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: like a corollary to WASP.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bit rock interesting. It's just negative.
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  Speaker 4: But if you ever offend a Jewish woman by calling
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: her that just be like No, No, I was talking about.
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  Speaker 1: The Japanese I hated Pearl Harbor.
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  Speaker 4: Are opponents in nineteen forty four who.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Now make the cars that SaaS is suggesting that you buy.
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  Speaker 4: No, those are the Koreans.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: You said Honda as well?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: True?
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  Speaker 1: Which is Japanese?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: I believe Honda is Japanese.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I think no, e Honda is Japanese.
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  Speaker 4: Ki is definitely Korean.
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  Speaker 2: Though.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: What is Toyota Japanese?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Japanese think of the name Toyota?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting? I did not know that, wouldn't it?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Doesn't it? I mean multi syllables Toyota sounds like a
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: great picture for the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 4: The Japanese know what they're doing. Alon. You need to
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: find at the top of the mountain.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: To learn from the What about a Subaru that's Australian
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: really subrew out back?
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  Speaker 8: Ah?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Is it Australian things?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: Definitely, I think Subaru is Japanese. Three syllables, so so
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: Japan makes all the cars?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Do they make a ton of cars?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, those are like three of the biggest car
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: brands on Earth or in America at least.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: What did you put it? The two first and then
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: pop put up three? You're just playing with your ring finger.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's telling us his son. I don't think I
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: was playing with my ring finger at all.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Who makes Nissan?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: The gotta be the Japanese they had paint.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: I feel like, now you're just making it up. Like
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: now now, I feel like, now you're giving us false info.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: Oh if this isn't the pot calling the kettle black,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: I fact check everything.
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  Speaker 1: I say, what the first put in that I'm not
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: a robot. Uh, it's a Japanese multi national automobile manufacturer.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: But please.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: Look up. That's stuff that's Japanese too, super.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Subrew Japanese.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: So what do we got that's American?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: Just Ford for Chevy, GM, Chrysler. But Chrysler was bought
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: by Daimler Benz right, but it's still I don't know, GM, Tesla, Jeep,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Jeep man. I really thought Subre would have.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Been Ford, Chevy, Chrysler, Jeep, GMC, Cadillac, Buick, Tesla and Lincoln. Yikes,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: A Japanese got his beat.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: They got us beat.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Switch to the Japanese.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: I'll get those cars. I'll be in Baltimore in next
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: weekend at the port. That'll be a blast. March nineteenth
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: to the twenty first, something like that, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: small room. So I think it'll sell out. So I
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: would get tickets. Now, punch up Dot lives and we're
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: doing a meet up.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: While we're down in Baltimore. We're gonna do a daytime
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: meetup down in DC. We're all gonna go down to
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: DC and stand outside the White House and just a
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: little red rover.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: We're gonna storm it.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: Stand under the roof of my Tesla. Yeah, wave for
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: your hell.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, thanks guys, thank you.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: We'll see you guys next week.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: Goodbye.
• 1:23:00
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• 1:23:03
  Speaker 8: So I looked on up to you.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 10: Game around. I was only falling one way. I was
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 10: only falling one bad.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: Day. We'll drifted foo foo was.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 10: So so then you leave summon, No, I come along.
• 1:23:48
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• 1:24:00
  Speaker 10: I was on your phone in one way.
• 1:24:05
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