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- 0:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Captain's log number four hundred ninety seven.
- 0:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): My name is always is Captain
- 0:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Britain Germain, captain of the
- 0:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Hecate.
- 0:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, it's been six months since I'll be run the.
- 0:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And is quite a bit of notoriety, but far less fame and fortune
- 0:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): than I would have hoped.
- 0:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Instead of cold, hard cash, I've got a cold, dead wife.
- 0:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Certainly not an ideal trade off.
- 0:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): To make matters worse, the
- 0:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Academy of Space Science,
- 0:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): engineering, and such, more
- 0:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): commonly known as Space College
- 0:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): by myself, is a lot more
- 0:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): expensive than I had previously
- 0:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): calculated.
- 0:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Which means my son will be
- 0:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): tagging along for the coming
- 0:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): harvest run.
- 0:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Thankfully, there are additional
- 0:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): scholarships available for kids
- 0:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): who have, quote unquote, real
- 0:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): world experience.
- 0:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So this mission should whip him
- 0:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): into shape and save me some
- 1:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): money.
- 1:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): In other news, we've got a
- 1:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): replacement for that egghead
- 1:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): engineer who we brought with us
- 1:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): last time.
- 1:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): The one that blew up.
- 1:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah.
- 1:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Hopefully this one knows the difference between a hydroponic
- 1:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): corvid and a pension director.
- 1:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I mean, for goodness sakes.
- 1:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, and before I forget, Dirk finally convinced his brother to
- 1:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): join up with the crew.
- 1:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It'll be good to have both the master's boys on Hecate.
- 1:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): If he's even half the mustachioed, muscle bound man
- 1:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): his brother is.
- 1:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): We'll be in good shape.
- 1:31Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Although when he came in for the interview, I convinced him to
- 1:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): take half his pay in stocks instead of cash, so he certainly
- 1:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): doesn't have much of the little brains his brother has.
- 1:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, speaking of brothers, my
- 1:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): brother has been bugging me
- 1:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): about moving in together for
- 1:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): some reason.
- 1:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He thinks with my wife gone, we can have a whole cool bachelors
- 1:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): thing going on or something.
- 1:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Just because you make a great breakfast burrito doesn't mean
- 1:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): you can make a great roommate.
- 1:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, and not to mention, he's
- 2:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): always doing stuff with his
- 2:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): feet.
- 2:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's weird and disgusting.
- 2:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Anyways, I think the crew is
- 2:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): finally here, so I better go
- 2:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): meet them and start getting
- 2:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): things loaded on Captain Bret
- 2:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): and Jemaine.
- 2:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Signing off.
- 2:30Cameron: Uh, hello?
- 2:30Cameron: This is, uh, Cameron.
- 2:33Cameron: Uh, session zero heroes, and we
- 2:34Cameron: have yet another one shot that I
- 2:36Cameron: am running.
- 2:37Cameron: I am joined today by Skyler Gorsett.
- 2:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Hi, everybody. I'm Skyler
- 2:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Gorsett, and I'll be playing
- 2:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Bret and Jemaine, the captain of
- 2:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): the ship.
- 2:45Cameron: Okay, we we were gonna get intros later, but, you know, uh,
- 2:49Cameron: he is playing the captain.
- 2:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm just pretty excited.
- 2:52Cameron: Oh, we got David in here.
- 2:53Bowie Masters (Dave): Hey, I'm David Mastbergen
- 2:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, see?
- 2:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He did.
- 2:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's normal.
- 2:57Bowie Masters (Dave): Yeah. Are we doing.
- 2:58Cameron: We're not doing.
- 2:59Cameron: We're not doing our intros yet.
- 3:01Cameron: Skyler was just really excited.
- 3:03Cameron: I feel like if I don't do the.
- 3:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Voice, I'm gonna lose the voice.
- 3:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That's my.
- 3:06Cameron: Concern. Fine. We'll get to that.
- 3:07Cameron: And then finally, we have Quinn Newton here as our third player.
- 3:10Cameron: Yep.
- 3:11Cameron: That's me.
- 3:12Cameron: Yep.
- 3:12Cameron: Quinn Newton.
- 3:13Cameron: Um, today we are playing Dred, which is a fun RPG system.
- 3:18Cameron: It's probably one of my favorite obscure systems.
- 3:21Cameron: Uh, is one of the easiest systems to play.
- 3:23Cameron: Quinn and Skyler actually have never played it.
- 3:25Cameron: They've played it twice with myself when I was DMing.
- 3:28Cameron: And the reason dred is such an easy system is you only need two
- 3:33Cameron: things, uh, for each person at the start of the game.
- 3:35Cameron: One is everyone has a character
- 3:38Cameron: sheet, which is just a
- 3:39Cameron: questionnaire that they filled
- 3:40Cameron: out about themselves secretly
- 3:41Cameron: that only I, and they know about
- 3:43Cameron: it.
- 3:44Cameron: They have a couple questions kind of overlapping.
- 3:46Cameron: So they work together with the
- 3:47Cameron: people with those overlapping
- 3:48Cameron: questions.
- 3:48Cameron: But for the most part, they're
- 3:49Cameron: the only ones that know what's
- 3:51Cameron: on that sheet besides for
- 3:52Cameron: myself.
- 3:52Cameron: And then the other thing, the
- 3:54Cameron: main feature of dread is the
- 3:56Cameron: Jenga tower.
- 3:58Cameron: There is a Jenga tower.
- 3:59Cameron: Now think about dread is.
- 4:01Cameron: Dread is normally a horror type
- 4:04Cameron: game or a thriller game with
- 4:06Cameron: suspense and on the edge of your
- 4:07Cameron: seat.
- 4:08Cameron: The way the creator of dread wanted to replicate that feeling
- 4:12Cameron: of edge of your seat tension is using a Jenga tower.
- 4:16Cameron: Now there's no dice rolling in this game.
- 4:18Cameron: No dice rolling at all.
- 4:20Cameron: If you are making an action where you could fail, I will say
- 4:24Cameron: make a pull from the tower.
- 4:27Cameron: And what that means is you must pull a Jenga block and just play
- 4:31Cameron: a normal game of Jenga.
- 4:32Cameron: And if the tower falls while you make the pull, your character is
- 4:37Cameron: killed or eliminated or removed from the story in some fashion.
- 4:42Cameron: So knocking the tower over is basically a character death
- 4:46Cameron: sentence, and so it adds that tension to the game.
- 4:50Cameron: That's basically the whole game.
- 4:53Cameron: So now I was going to give a brief premise intro, and then I
- 5:01Cameron: was going to after I give this brief premise intro, I was then
- 5:04Cameron: going to segue it into the character intros themselves.
- 5:08Cameron: Now, before I get this all started, I will say this story
- 5:11Cameron: was not designed by me.
- 5:13Cameron: It was actually a story I found
- 5:14Cameron: online, written by B r McKay and
- 5:17Cameron: is named under a frozen halo is
- 5:20Cameron: the name of the story, so I am
- 5:21Cameron: just playing his version of this
- 5:23Cameron: game.
- 5:23Cameron: I might have some alterations of
- 5:25Cameron: my own little twist and stuff,
- 5:26Cameron: but the main storyline is by
- 5:28Cameron: him.
- 5:37Cameron: The year is.
- 5:38Cameron: two thousand two hundred and seventeen.
- 5:42Cameron: Colonies from earth have spread
- 5:44Cameron: the planets, moons and space
- 5:45Cameron: stations across the solar
- 5:47Cameron: system.
- 5:47Cameron: Now more than ever, water is essential to the survival of the
- 5:51Cameron: human race, and nowhere is it more abundant or pure than the
- 5:55Cameron: frozen rings around Saturn.
- 5:57Cameron: You are the crew members of a privately owned mining vessel.
- 6:02Cameron: You contract for a large conglomerate who buy your ice at
- 6:05Cameron: auction after each transit.
- 6:08Cameron: Tensions between mining vessels can get high occasionally, but
- 6:10Cameron: the regulars know each other and know who to stay away from.
- 6:13Cameron: Each mission is twenty two days around the station.
- 6:16Cameron: It includes three orbits of Saturn, comprising of six passes
- 6:19Cameron: through the gaps of the outer rings of Saturn.
- 6:23Cameron: Each orbit becomes flatter and flatter until the orbit angle of
- 6:26Cameron: the ship, traveling between sixteen and seventeen
- 6:28Cameron: kilometers, which is around thirty seven miles per hour,
- 6:31Cameron: pulls parallel with the icy rings at this point.
- 6:33Cameron: Specially trained crew members
- 6:34Cameron: are able to harvest meter sized
- 6:36Cameron: blocks of ice during a single
- 6:38Cameron: transit.
- 6:39Cameron: This harvest, past Avenger,
- 6:42Cameron: averages a harrowing eighteen
- 6:44Cameron: hours, during which time a
- 6:46Cameron: single piloting or harvesting
- 6:48Cameron: error could send the ship into
- 6:50Cameron: the field of icy debris thirty
- 6:51Cameron: metres deep.
- 6:53Cameron: After the harvest passes, the ship and their cargo begin a
- 6:56Cameron: twelve day flight back to the Enceladus moon station.
- 7:00Cameron: Six months ago, the Hecate
- 7:02Cameron: became the first ship to survive
- 7:04Cameron: a harvest pass through the
- 7:05Cameron: Cassini division.
- 7:06Cameron: The dark gap between the outer A ring and the inner B ring, while
- 7:10Cameron: it looks empty, is anything but.
- 7:12Cameron: The division is actually made up of many small ringlets.
- 7:15Cameron: Ring particles in this area are pulled out of phase by the orbit
- 7:17Cameron: of the moon Mimas.
- 7:19Cameron: Seasonal lightning storms on Saturn caused spokes in the B
- 7:21Cameron: rings that are tens of thousands of kilometers long.
- 7:24Cameron: Finally, moonlets embedded in the edge of the B ring have
- 7:27Cameron: forced up vertical mountains of ice two kilometers tall.
- 7:31Cameron: Word of the feat spread quickly and has attracted a lot of
- 7:34Cameron: attention of this crew, including the unwanted variety.
- 7:38Cameron: The crew of the Hecate is now on
- 7:40Cameron: the Enceladus station, preparing
- 7:43Cameron: to leave for another mission to
- 7:44Cameron: the rings.
- 7:46Cameron: Now to meet our characters.
- 7:48Cameron: We'll start with our captain and owner of the Hecate.
- 7:52Cameron: Uh, we have.
- 7:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): My Captain Britain.
- 7:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Jermaine.
- 7:57Cameron: Could you give me a brief brief, a brief, a brief, a brief
- 8:01Cameron: description of your brief?
- 8:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Everybody's always running around the Hecate asking me for
- 8:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): briefs, and I say I've only got pairs enough for myself.
- 8:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What do you want?
- 8:11Cameron: Just a brief description of your character.
- 8:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yes, I have dark hair, a pair of
- 8:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): glasses, some might say
- 8:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): unnaturally large lips in a
- 8:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): somewhat fairly large nose to go
- 8:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): with it.
- 8:28Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): But on the positive side, I'm a fairly built man.
- 8:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Nothing too much to brag about, but I do my workouts every day.
- 8:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I keep the ship clean in my hair.
- 8:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Not as clean.
- 8:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Maybe a bit greasy.
- 8:42Cameron: All right.
- 8:43Cameron: You're inside of what is a large terminal, and in the back set of
- 8:47Cameron: this terminal is where your ship is currently docked.
- 8:50Cameron: You are waiting for the rest of your crew to show up.
- 8:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yes, and I'm not happy about it.
- 8:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): They were supposed to be here ten minutes ago.
- 8:58Cameron: And finally the first one comes into view.
- 9:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, well.
- 9:02Cameron: Trusted brother.
- 9:04Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Oh, yeah.
- 9:05Barry Jermaine (Quinn): My name is Jermaine.
- 9:08Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'm sorry.
- 9:08Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Barry Jermaine.
- 9:10Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'm sorry.
- 9:10Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I get so confused.
- 9:12Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I love my brother so much.
- 9:13Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Sometimes I just say that I'm him.
- 9:16Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Sometimes I just say I'm him.
- 9:18Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, whatever.
- 9:18Barry Jermaine (Quinn): He gets his.
- 9:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Space tickets because he was space speeding.
- 9:22Cameron: Oh, yeah.
- 9:23Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah. I put them under his name,
- 9:25Barry Jermaine (Quinn): you know, because he's got more
- 9:26Barry Jermaine (Quinn): money being the big old crabs
- 9:27Barry Jermaine (Quinn): and everything.
- 9:28Barry Jermaine (Quinn): He's now a portly fella, you know?
- 9:31Barry Jermaine (Quinn): But, uh, I steer this ship
- 9:34Barry Jermaine (Quinn): around them spaces like none
- 9:37Barry Jermaine (Quinn): other.
- 9:38Cameron: It's true.
- 9:39Cameron: Any fun descriptions about your character?
- 9:42Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You know.
- 9:43Barry Jermaine (Quinn): one time I managed to eat a whole rotisserie chicken in one
- 9:48Barry Jermaine (Quinn): sitting while piloting the ship on a mission.
- 9:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): With his feet.
- 9:53Barry Jermaine (Quinn): With my knee?
- 9:54Barry Jermaine (Quinn): No, it was my knees and his legs.
- 9:57Barry Jermaine (Quinn): He had a pedal with the knees.
- 9:59Cameron: That wasn't the important mission.
- 10:00Cameron: The big famous mission.
- 10:02Cameron: You were using your hands, right?
- 10:03Cameron: No, no.
- 10:04Barry Jermaine (Quinn): No, that was just.
- 10:06Cameron: That.
- 10:06Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Good. That was the one.
- 10:07Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'm really good.
- 10:08Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I didn't, you know.
- 10:09Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'm real good.
- 10:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Really pretty good.
- 10:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And he makes a dang good breakfast burrito too.
- 10:13Cameron: Oh he does.
- 10:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He. Yeah.
- 10:15Cameron: Okay. Interesting.
- 10:16Cameron: A chef, a pilot, first mate.
- 10:18Cameron: What can't you do?
- 10:20Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Run very fast?
- 10:21Cameron: Okay. Fair enough.
- 10:23Skyler: Mark that on your sheet.
- 10:25Skyler: That's important.
- 10:25Skyler: Details for later.
- 10:27Cameron: Come walking out of the bathroom
- 10:29Cameron: after being in there for a
- 10:30Cameron: while.
- 10:30Cameron: Is a small eighteen year old boy who looks kind of like a mini
- 10:35Cameron: version of Breton.
- 10:36Cameron: And it is his son.
- 10:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yes, my disappointment of a son.
- 10:40Cameron: His son.
- 10:41Cameron: Murray.
- 10:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Murray.
- 10:42Cameron: Murray. And he's like.
- 10:44Cameron: Oh, dad.
- 10:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yes. Murray.
- 10:47Cameron: How much longer?
- 10:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 10:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I don't know.
- 10:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): The rest of the crew has to get here.
- 10:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Murray.
- 10:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Just be patient.
- 10:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Why don't you go sit inside the sheep?
- 10:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I can't.
- 10:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Why?
- 10:57Cameron: All those people are in the way.
- 10:59Cameron: Oh my God.
- 11:00Cameron: When you.
- 11:00Cameron: When he says that, you guys look
- 11:01Cameron: over and there is a crowd of
- 11:04Cameron: people protesting, uh, holding
- 11:07Cameron: up signs.
- 11:07Cameron: And they are all in between you guys and the ship itself.
- 11:13Cameron: They are protesting and they're holding up.
- 11:15Cameron: They're chanting things like protect the protest.
- 11:19Cameron: That's just mostly what they're chanting.
- 11:21Cameron: Uh, and they're very proto life forms.
- 11:23Cameron: Uh, they believe that there is life inside of the Saturn rings,
- 11:27Cameron: and they believe that, uh, people taking the ice out of
- 11:31Cameron: them is destroying the ecosystem of Saturn's rings.
- 11:34Cameron: So you're saying they're pro proto or anti.
- 11:37Bowie Masters (Dave): They're pro.
- 11:37Cameron: Proto life.
- 11:39Cameron: So they're.
- 11:39Bowie Masters (Dave): Uh, yeah, they're they're proto life.
- 11:41Bowie Masters (Dave): They're proto life.
- 11:42Cameron: Protect the proto.
- 11:43Cameron: Got it.
- 11:44Cameron: And there's mobs of them and they are basically making like a
- 11:47Cameron: wall, a physical wall between you guys and the ship, knowing
- 11:50Cameron: that where you guys are docked or other, it's like a whole
- 11:53Cameron: warehouse of other ships who all make runs to Saturn's rings.
- 11:56Cameron: And so they're basically trying to prevent you guys from getting
- 12:00Cameron: to your ship, the Hecate.
- 12:02Cameron: Anyways, as you are talking to your son, a squirrely looking
- 12:06Cameron: guy with giant ringed glasses, uh, and a giant, uh, briefcase
- 12:10Cameron: comes walking up to you and he goes, oh, I'm sorry for being
- 12:13Cameron: late, Mr. Dark.
- 12:15Cameron: I'm not Dirk.
- 12:16Cameron: Oh, sorry.
- 12:18Cameron: I'm Tab rivers, your engineer for this mission.
- 12:21Cameron: I heard about what happened here last engineer.
- 12:23Cameron: And, um.
- 12:24Cameron: Well, uh, hopefully, uh, the
- 12:26Cameron: same accident doesn't happen
- 12:27Cameron: with me.
- 12:28Cameron: I have five doctorates from space college.
- 12:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah, well, the last guy had only four, so.
- 12:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah, I'm putting a lot of expectations in that Maybe.
- 12:39Cameron: Maybe that maybe my fifth one in a astro flare physiology might
- 12:44Cameron: save the day.
- 12:45Cameron: Unlike the last guy who blew himself up.
- 12:47Cameron: Well, let.
- 12:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Me ask you a question.
- 12:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Do you have an actual degree in, uh, engineering?
- 12:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah, of.
- 12:52Cameron: Course.
- 12:53Cameron: That was my first one.
- 12:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh. Well, that was what the other guy was missing.
- 12:56Cameron: Yeah. You don't say.
- 13:00Cameron: That's fascinating.
- 13:02Cameron: And you see him start just
- 13:03Cameron: taking notes in a little
- 13:04Cameron: notebook.
- 13:04Cameron: He pulls out of his pocket.
- 13:06Cameron: Uh, and he sits down just like right next, just on a bench next
- 13:09Cameron: to you, guy.
- 13:09Cameron: And he's like, look.
- 13:10Cameron: Flipping through his notes.
- 13:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): There's wet paint on there, by the way.
- 13:14Cameron: Just on this bench.
- 13:16Cameron: And then you see a dynamic duo.
- 13:18Cameron: Wow.
- 13:19Cameron: Come walking up.
- 13:20Cameron: Dave.
- 13:21Cameron: Do you want to introduce you and your brother?
- 13:23Bowie Masters (Dave): Yep. All right.
- 13:24Bowie Masters (Dave): So up come walking a pair of surly, burly lads.
- 13:29Bowie Masters (Dave): Well, one's actually a little smaller than the other.
- 13:32Bowie Masters (Dave): There's an older brother, Dirk.
- 13:35Bowie Masters (Dave): Dirk Masters and his younger brother Bowie Masters.
- 13:41Cameron: Now I will preface before you keep going, Dirk has done a
- 13:45Cameron: mission with you before.
- 13:46Cameron: He was actually on the the famous, uh, Hecate bee run is
- 13:51Cameron: what they called it.
- 13:51Cameron: Uh, and Dirk was on that mission with you.
- 13:53Cameron: His brother Bowie was not.
- 13:56Bowie Masters (Dave): They were both raised to have a
- 13:58Bowie Masters (Dave): stiff upper lip, which they've
- 14:01Bowie Masters (Dave): now robed in a moustache each
- 14:04Bowie Masters (Dave): respectively.
- 14:05Cameron: Do they have the same mustache?
- 14:07Bowie Masters (Dave): No, they do not have a Megatron
- 14:11Bowie Masters (Dave): mustache, where, like, they each
- 14:12Bowie Masters (Dave): grow half of it and they combine
- 14:14Bowie Masters (Dave): together.
- 14:17Cameron: It's funny.
- 14:17Bowie Masters (Dave): That's a super mustache.
- 14:20Bowie Masters (Dave): No, it's.
- 14:21Bowie Masters (Dave): They each have a normal
- 14:22Bowie Masters (Dave): mustache, just like the standard
- 14:26Bowie Masters (Dave): cop grill.
- 14:27Bowie Masters (Dave): Anyways, Bowie's face here, he's got he's got some brown chestnut
- 14:32Bowie Masters (Dave): hair that he looks like.
- 14:34Bowie Masters (Dave): He cuts himself and his face has
- 14:37Bowie Masters (Dave): almost a permanent windburn
- 14:39Bowie Masters (Dave): look.
- 14:40Bowie Masters (Dave): It's actually probably a sunburn from all the reflection from the
- 14:44Bowie Masters (Dave): ice he works on.
- 14:46Bowie Masters (Dave): He minds except for wears his shades.
- 14:49Bowie Masters (Dave): There's a tan line there and he's walking up.
- 14:52Bowie Masters (Dave): He's like, hey, Dirk, look, I'm giving out free signs.
- 14:56Bowie Masters (Dave): And he grabs a sign from one of the protesters.
- 15:01Bowie Masters (Dave): Dirk.
- 15:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What's what's your brother doing over there?
- 15:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, he.
- 15:05Cameron: He, uh, he, uh, appears to be,
- 15:08Cameron: uh, getting free, free
- 15:09Cameron: merchandise, a free merch on
- 15:11Cameron: this ride.
- 15:12Cameron: Nice.
- 15:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. Tell him to get as many of those dang signs as he can.
- 15:16Cameron: Uh, they don't they don't seem too happy about it.
- 15:18Cameron: And as he says that, Bowie's immediately getting a bunch of
- 15:22Cameron: angry people yelling at him, and they're, like, starting to,
- 15:25Cameron: like, grab at him to try and pull the sign back from him.
- 15:28Cameron: I'm gonna need you to make a poll.
- 15:30Cameron: This is the weird tension of this where it's gonna be like
- 15:33Cameron: they're just going to listen audibly to like people making
- 15:37Cameron: polls, and they won't know how it goes until either we go
- 15:40Cameron: success, or they just hear a loud, clashing, cracking sound
- 15:44Cameron: as the tower falls.
- 15:46Bowie Masters (Dave): And that's that's fine.
- 15:48Bowie Masters (Dave): Hey, give that back.
- 15:49Cameron: And you yank it away, uh, from these people, causing one of
- 15:53Cameron: them actually to fall over and kind of like get on the ground.
- 15:56Cameron: And they kind of like, on their
- 15:57Cameron: knees, shake their fist at you,
- 15:59Cameron: but you pull the sign away and
- 16:01Cameron: you start.
- 16:01Cameron: You and your brother walk over to join the rest of the crew.
- 16:04Cameron: And this is when you all notice that he might have had a little
- 16:08Cameron: help or hindered.
- 16:09Cameron: It's kind of your call, but he
- 16:11Cameron: has a giant mechanical arm or
- 16:14Cameron: hand.
- 16:15Bowie Masters (Dave): Uh, my left forearm in hand.
- 16:18Cameron: In hand.
- 16:19Cameron: Yeah, yeah.
- 16:19Cameron: Right forearm up.
- 16:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Man, that'd be terrifying if it was just the arm.
- 16:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): But they managed to save the hand.
- 16:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's just like a wrist thing.
- 16:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): They just turn your old hand into a glove for your arm.
- 16:29Bowie Masters (Dave): The metal part was crushed.
- 16:30Bowie Masters (Dave): Yeah, but, uh, they saved the hand.
- 16:36Cameron: That was funny.
- 16:36Cameron: That was funny.
- 16:37Cameron: Uh, so you guys all get together.
- 16:39Cameron: Uh. And this is when you see on
- 16:41Cameron: a, uh, a news channel in front
- 16:42Cameron: of you, a a TV spark, a
- 16:45Cameron: headline.
- 16:54Cameron: Mining protests are on the rise.
- 16:57Cameron: Local news.
- 16:58Cameron: No return, no transponder signal from the ship.
- 17:01Cameron: Nile Queen on her attempted B ring run.
- 17:04Cameron: This is the third such attempt since the Hecate's orbit bee run
- 17:08Cameron: and the third missing ship.
- 17:09Cameron: As for sports, Mars driver wins
- 17:12Cameron: the cross country Olympus Mons
- 17:14Cameron: Rally Cup for the third year in
- 17:15Cameron: a row and another guy cuts the
- 17:17Cameron: finances.
- 17:17Cameron: It says average auction price of ice down eight percent per cubic
- 17:21Cameron: meter in the last four months.
- 17:23Cameron: Economists cite possibility of easier Enceladus moon harvesting
- 17:27Cameron: as the main reason finally cuts the leather and, says Susan out.
- 17:30Cameron: Solar flares past Saturn without major incident.
- 17:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, boys, I hope that you all bought the stocks like I told
- 17:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): you to because we just got featured on TV and they are
- 17:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): about to go sky high.
- 17:52Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, I already got the t shirts made up.
- 17:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Are you.
- 17:54Cameron: Wearing one?
- 17:55Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Absolutely.
- 17:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's got a t shirt.
- 17:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Do you have.
- 17:58Cameron: five more you're gonna hand out?
- 18:00Barry Jermaine (Quinn): No, I'm selling these shirts.
- 18:02Cameron: Oh, does it say like Heckert?
- 18:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): No, it says.
- 18:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What the heck?
- 18:06Cameron: What?
- 18:07Cameron: Byron?
- 18:08Cameron: No problem.
- 18:09Cameron: Is that what it says.
- 18:10Barry Jermaine (Quinn): On the back?
- 18:11Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Oh, what the heck?
- 18:12Barry Jermaine (Quinn): And it says Byron.
- 18:14Barry Jermaine (Quinn): More like easy run.
- 18:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): There you go.
- 18:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Easy street.
- 18:17Cameron: Easy.
- 18:17Bowie Masters (Dave): And. Yeah. And you made fun of me, Dirk, for having half my
- 18:21Bowie Masters (Dave): payment in company stocks instead of actual cash.
- 18:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Ah, Dick, I see that your brother's a real thinker here.
- 18:28Bowie Masters (Dave): Yeah.
- 18:29Cameron: Mama always said she got.
- 18:31Cameron: He got all the smarts and I got all the muscle.
- 18:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yes, he's wicked smart.
- 18:36Cameron: Anyways, I think you're.
- 18:37Cameron: I think you're gonna need my
- 18:38Cameron: muscle to help get you through
- 18:40Cameron: that crowd.
- 18:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, no. I've got that taken care of.
- 18:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, and, uh, Breton.
- 18:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Breton turns around to rummage through the the various gear
- 18:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): that he has sitting there, and he just pulls out the BFB, also
- 18:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): known as the Big Effing Blaster.
- 18:55Cameron: So is that gun.
- 18:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah.
- 18:57Cameron: This is the big gun.
- 18:58Cameron: Is it like a one hand or a two handed?
- 18:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, no. Well, you could hold it
- 19:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): in one hand, but you have to,
- 19:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): like, hoist it up onto your
- 19:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): shoulder, which is what he's
- 19:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): doing.
- 19:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's putting it straight up in the air.
- 19:06Cameron: Is he just walking to these people?
- 19:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Let me ask you this.
- 19:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Is there a ceiling above us or
- 19:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): is it like a space thing where
- 19:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): like, there's a, there's like a
- 19:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): shield?
- 19:15Cameron: It's a, I was imagining you guys are like in a dome area, but
- 19:20Cameron: you're more like in a I was imagining like a terminal.
- 19:22Cameron: Yeah, yeah.
- 19:23Cameron: You guys are in the enclosed part of the terminal.
- 19:25Cameron: And where you're wanting to go to is the docking bay where it
- 19:27Cameron: opens up to space.
- 19:28Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Okay. Yeah. I just want to step
- 19:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): out onto the docking bay that's
- 19:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): blocked.
- 19:32Cameron: So like, imagine a giant set of doors that go to the docking
- 19:36Cameron: there in front of those doors.
- 19:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): But the doors are open.
- 19:38Cameron: Yes, but they're in front of
- 19:40Cameron: them physically being like a
- 19:41Cameron: barrier.
- 19:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Okay. So then I basically just
- 19:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): take a couple of steps forward
- 19:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): and point it at a in an upward
- 19:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): angle so that it fires out into
- 19:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): that area.
- 19:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Okay, I'm not trying to shoot anybody.
- 19:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): This is a warning shot.
- 19:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Just shooting.
- 19:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I don't want to hit the ceiling.
- 19:55Cameron: So like small debris falls on them.
- 19:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): No, I just kind of want to just
- 19:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): like shoot off into the
- 20:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): distance, like into space or
- 20:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): something.
- 20:02Cameron: There is no space where you are.
- 20:05Cameron: It's all enclosed because you're on a you're on a space station.
- 20:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 20:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah, we're just gonna fire right up into the ceiling then.
- 20:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Okay.
- 20:13Cameron: Give me a pull.
- 20:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'll give you two.
- 20:16Cameron: Yeah. I was gonna actually ask for two.
- 20:18Cameron: You.
- 20:19Cameron: What you're doing is kind of crazy.
- 20:21Cameron: Um, so two pull seems only necessary.
- 20:24Cameron: You're only allowed to do it with one hand.
- 20:26Cameron: That is correct.
- 20:26Cameron: That is normal.
- 20:27Cameron: Django rules.
- 20:28Cameron: There's a loose one.
- 20:30Cameron: And, uh, before this game
- 20:31Cameron: started, Quint did inform us
- 20:32Cameron: that he's never played Jenga
- 20:34Cameron: before.
- 20:34Cameron: So this will be interesting.
- 20:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, for those that you are listening, I was successful.
- 20:40Cameron: He successfully did both two and yeah, you shoot.
- 20:46Cameron: Up into the thing and it hits the metallic ceiling above you.
- 20:50Cameron: And it's just like ricochets and
- 20:52Cameron: just, like, ricochets into
- 20:53Cameron: another wall.
- 20:54Cameron: And that's where the dies.
- 20:55Cameron: But that was like directly above the heads of the protesters.
- 20:59Cameron: They panic and just start running away.
- 21:02Cameron: It is, it is.
- 21:03Cameron: They're running away.
- 21:04Barry Jermaine (Quinn): There's a good shot there, bro.
- 21:05Cameron: And the path has been cleared.
- 21:07Cameron: They are gone.
- 21:08Cameron: The chances of them buying
- 21:09Cameron: Hector's shirts have reached all
- 21:11Cameron: time lows.
- 21:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, they weren't our customers.
- 21:14Cameron: It's true, they weren't.
- 21:15Barry Jermaine (Quinn): They're protesting us.
- 21:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. As they're running away, I'm.
- 21:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Like, oh, no, someone has a gun.
- 21:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Ah.
- 21:21Cameron: While you're holding a big.
- 21:22Cameron: Yeah. Okay.
- 21:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh. He's shooting.
- 21:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It could be dangerous.
- 21:26Cameron: Good.
- 21:26Bowie Masters (Dave): Good one, captain.
- 21:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): B, thank you.
- 21:28Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Appreciate it.
- 21:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What was your name again?
- 21:31Bowie Masters (Dave): Uh, yeah, I'm Bowie.
- 21:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Bowie.
- 21:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right, well, you know, flattery will get you somewhere.
- 21:38Cameron: Uh, I do want to preface just a little lore to this.
- 21:41Cameron: When you first did the Hecate B run.
- 21:43Cameron: Mhm.
- 21:44Cameron: Uh, the famous run.
- 21:45Cameron: It was you.
- 21:47Cameron: The pilot was your brother, Noyce.
- 21:49Cameron: You were joined by the engineer who also who died.
- 21:52Cameron: You were joined by Dirk, who was one of your ice harvesters.
- 21:54Cameron: You had another ice harvester named, uh, Phil.
- 21:57Cameron: Phil, uh, he didn't die.
- 21:58Cameron: He just.
- 21:59Barry Jermaine (Quinn): He's on.
- 21:59Bowie Masters (Dave): Sabbatical.
- 22:00Cameron: Sabbatical?
- 22:01Cameron: Yeah. And then your son was not on that mission.
- 22:03Cameron: It was a mission of five.
- 22:05Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You want your son to die on this mission?
- 22:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I was just gonna say that's why the mission went so well.
- 22:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Because my son wasn't there.
- 22:11Cameron: His son.
- 22:11Cameron: Your son's on this mission for a very particular reason.
- 22:16Cameron: Being that he normally stayed with his mother during missions.
- 22:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): But she's dead.
- 22:22Cameron: She died?
- 22:22Cameron: Yep. She died somewhere between that mission and this one.
- 22:26Cameron: So he is going with you.
- 22:28Cameron: But you've done this run so many times.
- 22:30Cameron: Well, you've done this job so many times that you think it's
- 22:33Cameron: very safe for him to be.
- 22:34Cameron: You're not planning on doing the be run this time.
- 22:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 22:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So as we're kind of walking
- 22:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): towards the ship, hauling the
- 22:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): gear up to the the angled
- 22:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): platform.
- 22:43Cameron: Yeah, you got your, you guys got to the ship and now you're just
- 22:46Cameron: all kind of loading stuff on.
- 22:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): We're about to start loading.
- 22:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And then I turn, everybody go,
- 22:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): oh, um, by the way everybody, I
- 22:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): have some maybe particularly not
- 22:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): great news.
- 22:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Um, unfortunately this time
- 22:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): around my son Murray is, uh,
- 23:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): unfortunately joining us for
- 23:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): this mission.
- 23:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, he's kind of a buzzkill and
- 23:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): he's also kind of a walking
- 23:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): hazard.
- 23:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So, you know, feel free to avoid him.
- 23:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Feel free to ignore him.
- 23:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I mostly do, and, uh, yeah, just, uh, do your best to, uh,
- 23:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): pretend like he's not there.
- 23:19Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Well, Mary, you're a real, real.
- 23:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's inside the ship.
- 23:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What are you you like, you got,
- 23:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): like, six boxes in front of your
- 23:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): head.
- 23:26Skyler: And you're just trying to talk.
- 23:27Barry Jermaine (Quinn): About carrying all these.
- 23:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's inside.
- 23:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's inside.
- 23:30Speaker 10: Did you say t shirts?
- 23:32Speaker 10: He's just t shirt boxes.
- 23:33Speaker 10: You're shoving.
- 23:34Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, I, I just want to let him know he needs to stay out of the
- 23:38Barry Jermaine (Quinn): way because he's a real idiot.
- 23:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You should tell him that.
- 23:41Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I will.
- 23:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Please.
- 23:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Good, good.
- 23:44Cameron: Okay. And you get to loading this.
- 23:46Cameron: Yeah, yeah.
- 23:47Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Hey, why isn't he carrying these t shirts?
- 23:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, yeah.
- 23:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, well, let me tell you,
- 23:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): anything that kid touches is
- 23:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): gonna get so ridiculously messed
- 23:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): up.
- 23:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right?
- 23:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So don't let him around the gear.
- 23:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Don't let him around the computers.
- 24:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): More than anything.
- 24:01Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I want him to sit in his room and.
- 24:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Think about what he did wrong.
- 24:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I know I sent him there to do
- 24:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): that all the time, and he
- 24:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): doesn't.
- 24:08Barry Jermaine (Quinn): What a disappointment.
- 24:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Don't. Don't you.
- 24:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You're telling me, right?
- 24:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I mean, this is why we're doing this.
- 24:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So I can get some money, so I can send him off to college and
- 24:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): be rid of the kid.
- 24:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Anyway, therapist says it's probably about his mother dying,
- 24:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): but let's get to it.
- 24:20Cameron: Um, and you guys get loading the ship.
- 24:23Cameron: Uh, you're standing outside.
- 24:25Bowie Masters (Dave): I have made terrible characters.
- 24:27Speaker 10: Yes.
- 24:28Bowie Masters (Dave): I have made a terrible.
- 24:29Skyler: Aren't you?
- 24:30Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Aren't you upset about your wife dying?
- 24:33Barry Jermaine (Quinn): My sister all.
- 24:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yes.
- 24:35Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I always thought my sister was pretty sexy.
- 24:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's always weird when you say beautiful.
- 24:41Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You didn't treat her right.
- 24:42Cameron: You're gonna get pushed out of an airlock.
- 24:46Speaker 10: I'm just kidding.
- 24:47Cameron: The only reason he hasn't is because you're the one who knows
- 24:49Cameron: how to fly this stinking thing with your knees, apparently.
- 24:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, yeah.
- 24:53Skyler: Uh, we, uh, we get everything.
- 24:54Skyler: Yeah, we get everything all loaded up.
- 24:55Cameron: As your load, as your load up the ship.
- 24:57Cameron: You're standing outside, hands on your hips, just watching
- 25:00Cameron: everyone else do all the hard work as captains do.
- 25:02Bowie Masters (Dave): I'm directing.
- 25:03Cameron: Yeah. Of course you're being a good foreman.
- 25:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Goes over there and that'll go in his room.
- 25:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And make sure you lift with your back.
- 25:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right?
- 25:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You're not some kind of.
- 25:10Cameron: A tap on your shoulder.
- 25:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, yeah?
- 25:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What's that?
- 25:13Cameron: And you turn, you see a, uh, a well-dressed, uh, not sorry.
- 25:17Cameron: He's not well dressed.
- 25:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's wearing not well dressed.
- 25:20Cameron: He what are what are those called?
- 25:21Cameron: Where it's like in like, uh, people that work in garages.
- 25:24Skyler: Uh.
- 25:24Cameron: Like jumpsuits.
- 25:25Cameron: Yeah. It's like a jumpsuit.
- 25:27Cameron: It's like baggy and stuff
- 25:28Cameron: currently, like a blackish blue
- 25:30Cameron: color.
- 25:30Cameron: And it's like overall jumpsuit.
- 25:31Cameron: And he's holding a, he, he sets down a toolbox and he's like,
- 25:36Cameron: uh, nice to meet you, captain.
- 25:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, you said the right name.
- 25:41Speaker 10: On his hand and.
- 25:42Cameron: Shakes. Here he goes.
- 25:43Cameron: Oh, name's Jim.
- 25:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Jim.
- 25:45Cameron: Jim. Yeah, that's my name.
- 25:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 25:47Cameron: And, um, so I heard you guys
- 25:50Cameron: were going to be making a be run
- 25:52Cameron: again, uh, wanting to go to the
- 25:53Cameron: B rings, which totally
- 25:55Cameron: understandable.
- 25:56Cameron: Uh, because as you know more
- 25:58Cameron: than anyone else, uh, the ice
- 26:00Cameron: from the B rings is like twice
- 26:02Cameron: as dense, meaning it's twice as
- 26:04Cameron: valuable.
- 26:05Cameron: Yeah.
- 26:05Cameron: And he even has some rare minerals hidden inside of it.
- 26:07Cameron: So anyways, you haven't made an
- 26:09Cameron: official ring run to get those
- 26:12Cameron: materials.
- 26:13Cameron: I am the guy who's supposed to provide you from the company.
- 26:17Cameron: Your, uh, processing box.
- 26:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 26:21Cameron: It's it's basically a box that you use to just process the ice
- 26:28Cameron: chunks, uh, to get the rare materials out of before they
- 26:33Cameron: melt away the water.
- 26:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What?
- 26:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): The water?
- 26:36Cameron: No, no, there's rare in the B ring.
- 26:39Cameron: There's rare materials inside
- 26:42Cameron: the ice, but those go away if
- 26:44Cameron: they are not properly put into a
- 26:46Cameron: container unit.
- 26:47Cameron: So what you do is you I have
- 26:49Cameron: this and he reaches down to his
- 26:51Cameron: toolbox and he pulls out this
- 26:53Cameron: giant box.
- 26:54Cameron: It's like a square.
- 26:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, you got a box in a box there?
- 26:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah.
- 26:57Cameron: It's a, it's like a cube and it's about two feet long, like
- 27:01Cameron: two feet tall.
- 27:01Cameron: And he's like, okay, so basically, and he like grabs a
- 27:05Cameron: cart and he rolls it over and he sets it on it and he pushes a
- 27:08Cameron: button on the top and it goes and like the top opens up to
- 27:12Cameron: create like a like a triangle type way to make like the box
- 27:15Cameron: hollow on the inside and inside you see a bunch of like, it's
- 27:18Cameron: like a slot system where you just can put ice into it, right?
- 27:22Cameron: Like a, like a blender in a sense, right?
- 27:24Cameron: Like a box blender.
- 27:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, I don't want to put your fingers in that, do you?
- 27:27Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 27:28Cameron: No, you make sure only ice from the B ring goes in this anyways.
- 27:33Cameron: You're gonna grab chunks from it.
- 27:34Cameron: You're gonna put it in here and, uh, whatever you do, don't put
- 27:37Cameron: metal in this thing.
- 27:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right?
- 27:40Cameron: There's my best piece of advice.
- 27:41Cameron: Don't put metal.
- 27:42Cameron: Only ice in your fingers.
- 27:44Cameron: All fingers or honestly, anything that's not.
- 27:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Ice.
- 27:47Cameron: Ice or gathered from the rings.
- 27:49Cameron: Anyways, when you put it in, you, uh, you'll close it by
- 27:52Cameron: pushing this button.
- 27:53Cameron: He points to a button on the side that would close the lid.
- 27:55Cameron: Then you push this button, the one next to it.
- 27:57Cameron: Then it's red.
- 27:58Cameron: He's like, and this one's red.
- 27:59Cameron: So you remember only push it.
- 28:02Cameron: There's no metal or anything in it, right?
- 28:04Cameron: Because this is the, uh, the, the blending machine.
- 28:08Cameron: All right.
- 28:08Cameron: There's a more scientific name for it.
- 28:11Cameron: But yeah, we're going with blender.
- 28:13Cameron: And basically what it does is it, it melts the ice and then it
- 28:17Cameron: separates those rare materials.
- 28:19Cameron: And then he goes.
- 28:20Cameron: And then when it's done, you'll
- 28:21Cameron: see a little green light on the
- 28:22Cameron: side.
- 28:22Cameron: And then and he grabs and
- 28:23Cameron: there's like a little handle at
- 28:24Cameron: the bottom.
- 28:25Cameron: And he pulls out a tray and the
- 28:27Cameron: tray is separated in two
- 28:29Cameron: sections.
- 28:29Cameron: And he's like this side.
- 28:30Cameron: And he points to the right is like the more bigger side.
- 28:33Cameron: He's like, this is where your liquids will go.
- 28:35Cameron: So the ice that turns into water or this ice chunks, because it
- 28:39Cameron: probably isn't melted yet, uh, goes in here.
- 28:41Cameron: And then you can just take that
- 28:42Cameron: and put those ices into your ice
- 28:44Cameron: compartment.
- 28:44Cameron: Right.
- 28:45Cameron: But everything on this left
- 28:46Cameron: side, those are the rare
- 28:47Cameron: materials that are only there
- 28:50Cameron: for a certain amount of time
- 28:51Cameron: before they go away with the ice
- 28:53Cameron: melt.
- 28:53Cameron: So but when you break them up into this form, they won't melt.
- 28:56Cameron: So it's actually pretty mean.
- 28:57Cameron: Anyways, you take those, it's in its own compartment.
- 29:00Cameron: You just take that out and then put it in the freezer.
- 29:02Cameron: You have, especially in your ship, already processed.
- 29:05Cameron: It's a very simple process, honestly.
- 29:07Skyler: He says that and Captain Breton
- 29:09Skyler: kind of stares at it for a good
- 29:10Skyler: like three seconds, just
- 29:12Skyler: completely silent.
- 29:12Skyler: And then he just goes.
- 29:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Lots of buttons on there.
- 29:17Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 29:17Cameron: I will give you a warning.
- 29:19Cameron: We are in a nice enclosed space
- 29:22Cameron: station here with great gravity
- 29:24Cameron: system.
- 29:25Cameron: This thing is a lot easier to
- 29:28Cameron: open and shut in normal gravity
- 29:31Cameron: up there.
- 29:32Cameron: It's going to be it probably will get stuck and it will need
- 29:36Cameron: to get jammed a little.
- 29:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You're making some motions at me
- 29:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): that are making me greatly
- 29:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): uncomfortable.
- 29:41Cameron: I'm sorry.
- 29:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, with that being said, I have he puts.
- 29:44Skyler: His hand on on this guy's.
- 29:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Shoulder and he says, I got I got one question for you.
- 29:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah.
- 29:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Is this free?
- 29:52Cameron: Yeah. No, it's part of your company.
- 29:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Fantastic.
- 29:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Put it on.
- 29:56Cameron: Yeah. The company's, uh, also
- 29:58Cameron: another piece of advice as he
- 29:59Cameron: starts wheeling it onto the ship
- 30:01Cameron: he's following.
- 30:02Cameron: Not only do you not put metal in
- 30:04Cameron: it, don't have any metal around
- 30:06Cameron: it.
- 30:07Cameron: It's got an extra layer of container, but I won't tape off.
- 30:11Cameron: I'll I'll put I'll bolt it into your ship.
- 30:15Cameron: Oh, good.
- 30:15Cameron: And I'll put tape around it so,
- 30:19Cameron: you know, don't let any metal
- 30:20Cameron: get into that area or else it
- 30:22Cameron: will damage either the box or
- 30:25Cameron: the metal.
- 30:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Mhm.
- 30:27Cameron: Okay.
- 30:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Okay.
- 30:28Cameron: So if you do want to make any repair work with it, and this is
- 30:31Cameron: then where he motions to the toolbox that's on the lower
- 30:34Cameron: level of this thing.
- 30:35Cameron: He's pushing all those tools in
- 30:37Cameron: that toolbox are made out of
- 30:39Cameron: plastics.
- 30:40Cameron: So that if you need to do any mechanical work on the box, you
- 30:44Cameron: can use those tools and it won't mess with its system.
- 30:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Jim, I've got a bit of a concern.
- 30:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You see, this thing is damaged by metal.
- 30:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah.
- 30:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Does that include like, sounds?
- 30:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Because my son is an avid listener to metal music.
- 30:59Speaker 10: No.
- 31:00Bowie Masters (Dave): No metal music.
- 31:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Like rock and roll.
- 31:02Bowie Masters (Dave): No, I'm talking.
- 31:03Cameron: About physical metals, not sound metal.
- 31:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh. All right.
- 31:07Cameron: I think you'll be fine.
- 31:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So don't let it touch a ship because it.
- 31:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That's made of metal.
- 31:12Bowie Masters (Dave): Correct.
- 31:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And you said this is free.
- 31:15Bowie Masters (Dave): Yeah.
- 31:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right, I'll allow it.
- 31:17Bowie Masters (Dave): Okay.
- 31:18Cameron: Uh, there's not much else to this thing.
- 31:20Cameron: It's as simple as that.
- 31:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 31:22Cameron: You're probably.
- 31:22Cameron: There's a manual to for it.
- 31:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, yeah.
- 31:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'll make my son read it.
- 31:27Cameron: He hands you the manual, or you
- 31:29Cameron: just kind of toss it to the
- 31:30Cameron: side.
- 31:30Skyler: I just throw it in the box with the toolbox.
- 31:33Cameron: And he just kind of, uh.
- 31:35Cameron: You guys get back to loading up the ship and you see him just
- 31:38Cameron: working on it.
- 31:38Cameron: And like he said, and your science engineering room, he
- 31:42Cameron: created a little spot for it with tape like three feet
- 31:45Cameron: surrounding it showing like, hey, don't have any metal going
- 31:48Cameron: to this area.
- 31:49Cameron: But it's like in its own, like it's on like a, a plastic tower.
- 31:52Cameron: And it just kind of like right
- 31:53Cameron: in the center of your
- 31:55Cameron: engineering room.
- 31:56Skyler: When he finishes, what does he do?
- 31:58Skyler: Leaves.
- 31:59Skyler: Okay.
- 31:59Skyler: I, I, uh, Britain.
- 32:01Skyler: Kevin Breton follows him to make sure that he leaves.
- 32:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And he goes, all right, goodbye.
- 32:05Skyler: And then quickly closes the door.
- 32:07Cameron: Oh, my safe trap.
- 32:23Cameron: All right, you guys are on the ship.
- 32:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right, boys, let's get some breakfast burritos grilling up.
- 32:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I know it's, uh, late afternoon, but, uh, they say that, uh, the
- 32:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): best meal of the day is breakfast, but they don't
- 32:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): specify when you have it.
- 32:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So let's start now.
- 32:40Cameron: So, you guys, are you gonna make him breakfast burritos, then?
- 32:43Barry Jermaine (Quinn): All right, I suppose I might get some breakfast burritos.
- 32:46Bowie Masters (Dave): Um, just to clarify.
- 32:48Skyler: Well, not just me.
- 32:50Barry Jermaine (Quinn): It's a symbol of your own.
- 32:51Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'm just making the ingredients.
- 32:53Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You can assemble your own.
- 32:54Bowie Masters (Dave): Fantastic.
- 32:55Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Do you need to.
- 32:56Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Do you need me to fold it for you?
- 32:58Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yes, please.
- 32:59Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Oh, God.
- 32:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You always know how to do it best.
- 33:01Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Oh, trying to do a lots of practice.
- 33:03Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Lots of practice.
- 33:09Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Okay, there you go, brother.
- 33:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Thank you.
- 33:11Speaker 11: Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
- 33:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You see, it's not as good if you're not.
- 33:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): If you're not slurping your breakfast burrito, then are you
- 33:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): even eating it?
- 33:21Bowie Masters (Dave): You're you're slurping your breakfast burrito.
- 33:24Skyler: Well, like, okay, you know, when like food is moist.
- 33:27Skyler: And I know some people hate when
- 33:28Skyler: I use that word, but you, you
- 33:31Skyler: bite into it and it kind of like
- 33:33Skyler: drips.
- 33:34Skyler: Okay.
- 33:34Skyler: And you want to catch those, those tasty juices with all
- 33:38Skyler: that, like seasoning and stuff mixed into it.
- 33:40Skyler: And so, you know.
- 33:43Cameron: Okay, sounds good.
- 33:45Bowie Masters (Dave): I, I.
- 33:46Cameron: Really don't want to focus on.
- 33:47Bowie Masters (Dave): That's fair.
- 33:48Cameron: The sounds of you eating, it's a very.
- 33:50Skyler: Niche audience right.
- 33:51Bowie Masters (Dave): There.
- 33:51Cameron: So you guys, anything else you do before you take off or do you
- 33:54Cameron: just take off?
- 33:55Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Well, I, I'm ready to go once again on this mission and goal.
- 33:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. I don't really want to open that door.
- 34:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm worried that fella is gonna try to sneak his way back in.
- 34:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He. He wouldn't shut up about how valuable the ice is.
- 34:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And I had me a bit concerned.
- 34:09Cameron: It is valuable.
- 34:10Cameron: That's the whole reason you guys are.
- 34:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He kept saying.
- 34:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's like, oh, it's worth like double the price right now.
- 34:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I feel like he was hinting like
- 34:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): he wanted me to ask him to join
- 34:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): the ship.
- 34:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And I really didn't want to do that.
- 34:20Barry Jermaine (Quinn): All right, go ahead, captain, hop up front.
- 34:23Barry Jermaine (Quinn): We're gonna get taken off here.
- 34:25Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Ready?
- 34:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm ready.
- 34:27Barry Jermaine (Quinn): All right, here we go.
- 34:34Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Oh, hang on, hang on.
- 34:35Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I gotta put the clutch in.
- 34:36Speaker 12: What kind of ship is this?
- 34:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Hey, Matt. Hey, Barry.
- 34:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Barry!
- 34:41Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah!
- 34:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Punch it.
- 34:45Cameron: And you guys zoom out of this
- 34:48Cameron: station, and you guys start
- 34:49Cameron: hitting a light speed, and you
- 34:51Cameron: guys are now taking off on your
- 34:52Cameron: ship.
- 34:53Cameron: And then you guys kind of just coast for a while.
- 34:56Cameron: Again, remember, this is about a twelve day mission.
- 34:59Cameron: Uh, you guys are heading up, and you.
- 35:01Cameron: It's quiet.
- 35:02Cameron: You're just chilling, taking your days.
- 35:03Cameron: I'm not gonna like.
- 35:04Cameron: We're not gonna simulate this.
- 35:06Cameron: Is there anything particular you do during these two days?
- 35:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I. I put my hand on Barry and say, hey, Barry.
- 35:11Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yes.
- 35:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): How's that cruise control?
- 35:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I upgraded it.
- 35:15Barry Jermaine (Quinn): It's real nice.
- 35:16Barry Jermaine (Quinn): It's it's nice for when I get those bouts of narcolepsy.
- 35:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. Yeah. That's why I got it for you.
- 35:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I knew that you struggled with it, and I wanted to, uh.
- 35:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, there it goes.
- 35:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm not too worried.
- 35:31Speaker 13: Does he do that a lot?
- 35:32Speaker 13: Dad?
- 35:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm sorry.
- 35:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Why are you out of your worry?
- 35:34Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You keep your mouth shut, and
- 35:35Barry Jermaine (Quinn): you go ahead and go back to your
- 35:37Barry Jermaine (Quinn): room, okay?
- 35:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Please go back to your room.
- 35:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Mary.
- 35:39Speaker 13: It's so boring in there.
- 35:40Speaker 13: There's no Wi-Fi.
- 35:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, make make fun with your hands.
- 35:46Cameron: Shadow puppet.
- 35:47Speaker 13: Okay, dad.
- 35:48Speaker 13: I'll go play with.
- 35:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Twiddle your thumbs or whatever else kids are twiddling these.
- 35:52Cameron: Days. Go hide all those special plastic tools.
- 35:54Cameron: That one guy, I will.
- 35:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I will shoot you and put you in med Bay.
- 36:00Cameron: And Uncle.
- 36:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Barry.
- 36:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm not going to shoot Uncle Barry.
- 36:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's driving the ship like a beneficial member of.
- 36:06Cameron: The only one who knows how to fly the ship.
- 36:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): This is correct, okay?
- 36:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I mean, I dabble.
- 36:11Cameron: I'm gonna go play with those plastic tools.
- 36:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Don't play with the special tools.
- 36:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Go play with your own special tools.
- 36:18Cameron: I, I go and I, uh, harass tab.
- 36:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Sure. Anybody but me.
- 36:23Cameron: Okay. And he just wanders.
- 36:25Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Murray, make yourself useful.
- 36:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Don't let him make himself useful.
- 36:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He'll ruin.
- 36:30Cameron: It. I need anything to do.
- 36:32Cameron: I'm.
- 36:32Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Make yourself useful.
- 36:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Don't you kids watch like TV?
- 36:35Cameron: I said there's no Wi-Fi out here.
- 36:37Barry Jermaine (Quinn): He can wash the breakfast dishes.
- 36:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): The reruns, watch the.
- 36:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Davey.
- 36:41Cameron: Dave rewatched every episode of
- 36:43Cameron: Firefly, like, eight times
- 36:45Cameron: already.
- 36:46Barry Jermaine (Quinn): He can wash the dishes, candy, mop the floors or something.
- 36:50Cameron: He already made me mop the floors twice tonight.
- 36:53Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Make him mop him a third time.
- 36:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): How many times did you watch serenity afterwards?
- 36:57Cameron: Like once.
- 36:58Cameron: It sucked.
- 36:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Excuse me.
- 37:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Excuse you.
- 37:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Watch your mouth.
- 37:03Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You watch your mouth.
- 37:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Or I'll beat you.
- 37:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I haven't yet in your whole life.
- 37:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): But I've never been so angered by a single yellow statement
- 37:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): that you've made.
- 37:13Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I stand up and get in his face.
- 37:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Now look what you done.
- 37:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You upset Uncle Barry.
- 37:17Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I hear you say something like that one more time.
- 37:19Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'll smack the smile right off your face, boy.
- 37:22Cameron: Sorry. You know what I really enjoy, though?
- 37:24Cameron: I love those episodes of Doctor
- 37:27Cameron: Doogie Howser that you left for
- 37:29Cameron: me.
- 37:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. Okay, you can watch those.
- 37:32Cameron: Okay. That dog there, Howser.
- 37:34Cameron: He's a he's a special character.
- 37:37Cameron: Of course.
- 37:38Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I really hate your song.
- 37:40Cameron: I'm still right here.
- 37:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Am I right?
- 37:42Cameron: What?
- 37:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh.
- 37:43Cameron: Okay. Bye. Uh, anyone for a trade?
- 37:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. You want to trade something for my son?
- 37:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What have you got for me?
- 37:51Cameron: Uh, no. No, I'm looking for a.
- 37:53Cameron: Well, I can't get enough of
- 37:55Cameron: these, Demps.
- 37:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Pardon me.
- 37:58Cameron: Dehydrated meal packs.
- 38:01Cameron: They're pretty good.
- 38:02Cameron: I got, uh.
- 38:03Cameron: Anybody got the chili cheese flavor?
- 38:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Do you think that one of us is
- 38:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): gonna give up our chili cheese
- 38:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): dip?
- 38:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You're a crazy man, Bowie.
- 38:10Cameron: No, not the dip.
- 38:11Cameron: The dog, the chili cheese dog.
- 38:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, the chili cheese dog.
- 38:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, yeah.
- 38:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah.
- 38:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'll trade you mine.
- 38:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Do you have the chili cheese?
- 38:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh. Anything else?
- 38:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, I'll take the plain chili cheese.
- 38:20Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Honestly, if you have the chili cheese, man.
- 38:22Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'll trade you for the chili cheese.
- 38:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, yeah.
- 38:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I don't want the chili cheese, mac.
- 38:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): But he does.
- 38:27Cameron: I got, uh, well, I got here the chili cheese melt.
- 38:31Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, I'd go for that.
- 38:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That sounds pretty good.
- 38:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah.
- 38:34Cameron: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I could go for a chili cheese dog.
- 38:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. Here you go.
- 38:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Trade cease!
- 38:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): No!
- 38:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Take back!
- 38:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Cease!
- 38:41Cameron: Bowie.
- 38:42Cameron: It doesn't know how to cook.
- 38:44Cameron: So he really loves going on mission, where some people
- 38:47Cameron: complain about the food that they have to eat.
- 38:50Cameron: He thinks it's really good stuff.
- 38:53Cameron: Oh, I just, uh.
- 38:54Cameron: I get this meat that comes in a can.
- 38:56Cameron: It's got a fun little picture of a cat on it, too.
- 39:01Cameron: This tastes way better.
- 39:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Brennan hears this and does not want to.
- 39:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He doesn't say anything.
- 39:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He just goes, mm.
- 39:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Mhm.
- 39:09Cameron: And so do you.
- 39:09Cameron: Give him all your, uh, pictures of cat food.
- 39:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, I trade him all my chili cheese dog dims for sure.
- 39:16Cameron: Okay. For what?
- 39:17Cameron: What does he give you?
- 39:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Any. Anything else?
- 39:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Really?
- 39:20Cameron: Fair enough.
- 39:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): The dogs is the part he has the problem with.
- 39:23Cameron: As you guys are making this trade, uh, down the, uh, the
- 39:27Cameron: hallway behind you guys, you hear a hollow.
- 39:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's banging around on that.
- 39:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Murray.
- 39:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Murray!
- 39:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Stop banging!
- 39:42Speaker 14: Yeah!
- 39:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Stop banging.
- 39:44Speaker 15: I'm not buying anything, I was dying.
- 39:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I heard you banging.
- 39:49Speaker 15: That was me.
- 39:51Cameron: Maybe he got stuck in a supply closet.
- 39:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Marie, are you okay?
- 39:55Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 39:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): If he is stuck in the supply
- 39:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): closet and he's not complaining
- 39:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): about it, that's best case
- 40:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): scenario.
- 40:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 40:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Have fun in the supply closet, Marie.
- 40:04Cameron: Then you hear a.
- 40:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Hurry.
- 40:08Cameron: Again down the hallway.
- 40:09Cameron: The opposite direction.
- 40:11Cameron: No. It's like, okay, so the
- 40:12Cameron: sounds are all coming from,
- 40:13Cameron: like, the left side of the
- 40:14Cameron: hallway.
- 40:15Cameron: That sound sounds like it coming
- 40:16Cameron: from the right side of the
- 40:17Cameron: hallway.
- 40:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, that couldn't have been Marie.
- 40:19Barry Jermaine (Quinn): What is that boy up to?
- 40:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, it couldn't have been Barry.
- 40:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's down that way.
- 40:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, gosh.
- 40:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's terrible.
- 40:27Cameron: Captain B, I think you should check the autopilot.
- 40:31Cameron: He's talking to Barry.
- 40:33Cameron: He calls you both captain B
- 40:35Cameron: because he can't tell the
- 40:36Cameron: difference.
- 40:37Cameron: True.
- 40:39Cameron: You are twins.
- 40:41Barry Jermaine (Quinn): We have very distinct walking patterns.
- 40:44Cameron: He knows both your names.
- 40:45Cameron: Start with a B. He doesn't want to Disrespect the captains.
- 40:49Cameron: He just thinks, you know, with
- 40:51Cameron: Barry, that's just like their
- 40:53Cameron: little.
- 40:53Cameron: He hopes that.
- 40:54Cameron: He thinks it's just their inside joke.
- 40:56Cameron: Like since he looks like the
- 40:58Cameron: captain, like he's captain B
- 40:59Cameron: instead of captain A or
- 41:01Cameron: whatever.
- 41:01Cameron: Oh, okay.
- 41:02Cameron: When really he just doesn't know which one's the actual captain.
- 41:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, Bowie.
- 41:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Bowie, are you are you referring to me or Barry?
- 41:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Barry.
- 41:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh. All right.
- 41:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Now see, Barry, I'm the captain.
- 41:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): See?
- 41:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh.
- 41:18Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Barry, what my brother's trying to say is he's the captain.
- 41:22Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Uh. Oh, this is terrible.
- 41:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's one of those things that's gonna just keep interrupting us
- 41:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): until we deal with it.
- 41:27Speaker 15: What the hell is that sound?
- 41:29Speaker 15: Dirk comes walking.
- 41:30Cameron: Into the pilot area.
- 41:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, let me catch you up, Dirk.
- 41:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So originally, we thought it was Murray.
- 41:36Barry Jermaine (Quinn): And it's not.
- 41:37Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Turns out it's not Murray.
- 41:39Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Okay.
- 41:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah, apparently.
- 41:41Speaker 15: That sound came from, like, royals.
- 41:43Speaker 15: Omigawd.
- 41:43Cameron: I think we hit an iceberg.
- 41:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That's West.
- 41:47Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You guys remember that story that I like to discuss?
- 41:49Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Like three hundred years ago?
- 41:51Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I hit that iceberg.
- 41:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah, I remember.
- 41:54Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, they all died.
- 41:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. The band, that band that was chartering.
- 41:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): They all died.
- 42:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It was like a old people band.
- 42:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): They played like a. What was that thing called a cello?
- 42:06Speaker 15: What the hell are you talking about?
- 42:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You weren't there for that deck.
- 42:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 42:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): For the love of.
- 42:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What is that?
- 42:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): For the love of it.
- 42:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Let's please go.
- 42:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Look at that.
- 42:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That terrible, horrible sound.
- 42:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's giving.
- 42:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's giving me an instant migraine.
- 42:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Worse than what?
- 42:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Mary.
- 42:23Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Can I put it in autopilot?
- 42:27Cameron: Uh, when you go to autopilot, the display has garbled out of
- 42:35Cameron: place text on it.
- 42:36Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Oh, that's not good.
- 42:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Barry, are you coming?
- 42:40Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah. Something's wrong with the autopilot.
- 42:42Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I ain't never seen nothing like this before.
- 42:44Cameron: Well, it looks like someone was
- 42:46Cameron: a. Crunching the numbers looks
- 42:48Cameron: like something.
- 42:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What does it say?
- 42:50Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Barry, E e o two r o t.
- 42:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, Barry, how many times have I
- 42:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): told you to stop singing that
- 42:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): witchdoctor song?
- 42:59Barry Jermaine (Quinn): No, that's what it says right there.
- 43:01Cameron: That's a good groove.
- 43:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Let me.
- 43:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Let me take a look.
- 43:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Let me take a look at this.
- 43:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Let me take a look at this.
- 43:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And I walk over there to look.
- 43:08Cameron: At if anyone wants to try and
- 43:09Cameron: decipher it, they have to make a
- 43:10Cameron: pull.
- 43:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, you're the pilot, Barry.
- 43:12Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, I'll look at it.
- 43:14Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Okay.
- 43:15Cameron: Might want to turn up the brightness.
- 43:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You're gonna.
- 43:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What are you doing?
- 43:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Why are you gonna knock down the whole tower after you've made
- 43:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): the pole successfully?
- 43:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right, there we go.
- 43:23Cameron: Okay. Um. Yeah, you go to decode
- 43:25Cameron: it, and you work your way
- 43:29Cameron: through it, not to figure out
- 43:31Cameron: what if it was a code or
- 43:32Cameron: anything, but rather you click
- 43:34Cameron: some buttons, mess around with
- 43:36Cameron: it to just get rid of the
- 43:38Cameron: garbled text.
- 43:39Cameron: That was kind of like all over the place and it goes back to
- 43:42Cameron: the screen it's supposed to be.
- 43:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, there we go.
- 43:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): See, I just smacked it a little bit and it fixed itself.
- 43:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Good job Barry.
- 43:48Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Well, let's go figure out what that screen did.
- 43:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You get the autopilot on.
- 43:52Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah.
- 43:52Barry Jermaine (Quinn): All right, all right.
- 43:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yep. Let's go check.
- 43:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Let's go take a look.
- 43:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And we head down the hallway.
- 43:57Cameron: Uh, you guys make your way down the hallway, and the ship's a
- 44:02Cameron: very long ship with just side rooms all over it.
- 44:05Cameron: Uh, you have all the different crew quarters.
- 44:07Cameron: You have the kitchen area, you
- 44:08Cameron: have some bathrooms, uh, shower
- 44:10Cameron: area that kind of like a locker
- 44:12Cameron: room area.
- 44:13Cameron: Uh, and then you have your exit
- 44:14Cameron: bay, uh, where you can get off
- 44:16Cameron: the ship at and yeah, you guys
- 44:18Cameron: go looking to this left side
- 44:20Cameron: where that sound is coming from,
- 44:23Cameron: but it's actually kind of
- 44:25Cameron: stopped since the computer thing
- 44:27Cameron: was fixed.
- 44:27Cameron: And then you guys walk into, uh, where Dirk there's like, uh, I
- 44:32Cameron: think I heard the sound coming from this room and he points at
- 44:35Cameron: the storage room and he's like, yeah, I think he was in here.
- 44:38Cameron: And he opens up the door and you guys walk in the storage room
- 44:42Cameron: and the sound's gone.
- 44:45Cameron: Uh, but as you guys are kind of like wandering around this room,
- 44:48Cameron: a couple boxes along the wall start just shaking.
- 44:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, guys, stop!
- 44:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, I think we've got a bit of a stowaway.
- 45:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Guys, if I. I want to just right now place bets.
- 45:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm pretty dang sure.
- 45:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And I've got ten space dollars on it.
- 45:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That that right there is.
- 45:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Jim.
- 45:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And I could have sworn I walked
- 45:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): him off the ship, but with all
- 45:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): the stuff he had on his tool
- 45:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): belt, I'm sure he figured out a
- 45:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): way in.
- 45:21Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'll take that bet.
- 45:22Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I think it's probably some space hobo trying to hook a ride to
- 45:26Barry Jermaine (Quinn): make it rich in the galaxies.
- 45:28Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, that's a pretty good guess.
- 45:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Honestly, that's not too far off from what I suspect Jim is.
- 45:33Speaker 16: Nah, I think that's a a space ghost.
- 45:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Are you willing to put ten space dollars on that, Bowie?
- 45:38Speaker 16: Oh, let me check.
- 45:40Speaker 16: I look in my sock.
- 45:44Speaker 16: And pull out a musty ten dollar bill.
- 45:48Speaker 16: Space bill.
- 45:50Speaker 16: Well, I put my money where my mouth is, but please don't.
- 45:53Speaker 16: It was in my sock.
- 45:54Speaker 16: Yes.
- 45:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 45:56Speaker 16: Oh, also, Bowie's not wearing any boots.
- 45:59Cameron: Okay.
- 45:59Speaker 16: Deck.
- 46:01Cameron: Yeah.
- 46:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Are you gonna.
- 46:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Are you gonna place a bet on what you think it is?
- 46:04Cameron: Yeah, I think it's, uh.
- 46:07Cameron: Wait, what'd you bet, bro?
- 46:08Cameron: Say, you bet, you bet.
- 46:11Cameron: Space hobo.
- 46:12Cameron: You bet.
- 46:13Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Ghost.
- 46:13Cameron: I bet it's that creepy engineer you hired.
- 46:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, my gosh, I've totally forgotten about Tab.
- 46:22Cameron: Yeah, but yeah, last I saw it was.
- 46:25Cameron: I actually haven't seen him in a
- 46:27Cameron: hot second, but I saw your boy
- 46:29Cameron: walking down to the engineering
- 46:31Cameron: room.
- 46:31Cameron: So anyways, ten bucks, it's tab.
- 46:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 46:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Sounds like everybody's place, their bets.
- 46:38Barry Jermaine (Quinn): All right.
- 46:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Who's, uh.
- 46:40Cameron: Who's gonna look at it.
- 46:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Now?
- 46:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What the heck?
- 46:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'll do it.
- 46:43Cameron: Okay. I'm gonna need you to make a pull as you slowly move
- 46:46Cameron: towards the boxes.
- 46:49Cameron: They're, like, vibrating in the corner.
- 46:51Cameron: All right.
- 46:52Cameron: He successfully made the pull.
- 46:54Cameron: You go over to where these boxes are shaking.
- 46:57Cameron: You set your hand on one of them
- 47:00Cameron: and you pull it away, and you
- 47:03Cameron: look behind it and there's
- 47:06Cameron: nothing there.
- 47:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 47:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Who had nothing?
- 47:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, shoot.
- 47:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): But oh, there's a but you.
- 47:15Cameron: You like lean down to look back there.
- 47:17Cameron: Kind of.
- 47:18Cameron: And you feel like a cold chill.
- 47:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Damn it.
- 47:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 47:23Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Ghost one boy.
- 47:25Barry Jermaine (Quinn): All right.
- 47:26Cameron: All of you kind of feel this
- 47:27Cameron: cold chill move towards you
- 47:28Cameron: guys.
- 47:29Speaker 16: We all get.
- 47:30Speaker 17: We all give Bowie his tense face, and.
- 47:33Cameron: You guys are all leaned around like, kind of feeling this cold
- 47:36Cameron: thing and you guys are about to pull up, and then you hear a
- 47:38Cameron: voice behind you guys causing all of you kind of to jump in
- 47:41Cameron: the air and go.
- 47:42Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Ah, yeah.
- 47:43Cameron: And you guys all turn around to see Tab, uh, pushing up his
- 47:47Cameron: glasses and he's holding like a clipboard with papers on it.
- 47:50Cameron: And Murray is standing right next to him.
- 47:53Cameron: Um, a captain.
- 47:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Um, yes.
- 47:56Cameron: I have some news to report.
- 47:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Good or bad?
- 47:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Me the news?
- 48:01Cameron: Oh, good or bad?
- 48:02Cameron: I thought you said go to bed.
- 48:03Cameron: I was like, I'm not really.
- 48:07Cameron: I'm not really that sleepy, sir.
- 48:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Um, no good or bad.
- 48:11Cameron: It's that accent of yours anyways.
- 48:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Um or neutral.
- 48:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That is an option.
- 48:16Cameron: I'll leave it up to you to decide.
- 48:18Cameron: Captain.
- 48:19Cameron: Um, so your boy here he was.
- 48:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, dear God.
- 48:22Cameron: I don't want to say pestering, but.
- 48:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, you can say it.
- 48:25Cameron: He was asking a lot of questions about what I do on this ship.
- 48:30Cameron: Uh, and honestly, I love working with kids.
- 48:33Cameron: Uh, they ask great questions.
- 48:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, this is good news.
- 48:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. All right.
- 48:37Cameron: But, you know, sometimes they
- 48:38Cameron: ask a lot more than I want to
- 48:39Cameron: answer.
- 48:40Cameron: Anyways, he was asking me
- 48:41Cameron: questions about like our our
- 48:43Cameron: everything, like the engines,
- 48:45Cameron: the systems, anything and
- 48:47Cameron: everything.
- 48:48Cameron: Uh, and then he asked about our, our life support systems.
- 48:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 48:52Cameron: Simple systems, they run our oxygen, they fluctuate our
- 48:55Cameron: oxygen levels to make sure we have proper oxygen systems here.
- 48:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, that's what they do.
- 49:00Cameron: And we also it also has a fuel system as well that shows us how
- 49:04Cameron: much our fuel systems, our oxygen levels or nitrogen.
- 49:07Cameron: It's all of our systems, how
- 49:08Cameron: much we have left in stock in
- 49:09Cameron: our ship.
- 49:10Cameron: Don't worry about that.
- 49:11Cameron: That's not the problem.
- 49:12Cameron: We're not like have a leak or anything.
- 49:13Cameron: That's not the problem.
- 49:14Cameron: But what I did notice was any kind of like points.
- 49:19Cameron: He turns his clipboard and points at the oxygen levels and
- 49:22Cameron: the fuel levels.
- 49:23Cameron: And so we've spent in our last two days.
- 49:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Mhm.
- 49:28Cameron: Um, more oxygen and fuel than expected to are.
- 49:35Cameron: And what that means to me is I ran the numbers.
- 49:40Cameron: Yes.
- 49:40Cameron: And the amount of oxygen and
- 49:42Cameron: fuel we've lost is equal to us
- 49:45Cameron: having seven passengers instead
- 49:48Cameron: of six.
- 49:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I knew it.
- 49:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Jim is on the ship somewhere.
- 49:52Cameron: The science, the the the that, uh.
- 49:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That random guy who gave us a box.
- 49:58Cameron: Yeah, the box in the.
- 49:59Cameron: My engineering.
- 50:00Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Oh, you gotta pay up.
- 50:01Barry Jermaine (Quinn): He is.
- 50:02Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Jim.
- 50:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well hold on.
- 50:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): We placed bets on who was here.
- 50:06Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Space ghost ain't gonna be doing no oxygen.
- 50:09Cameron: What's this about a space ghost?
- 50:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, we just saw a quick little space ghost just a moment ago.
- 50:15Cameron: You saw space?
- 50:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, we both felt it.
- 50:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, but nothing to be concerned about.
- 50:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He just shook a few boxes and ran off.
- 50:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): We obviously paid Bowie his ten space bucks apiece.
- 50:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, for.
- 50:27Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Just trying anything to get my ten bucks back.
- 50:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, hopefully there'll will be plenty of opportunities to get
- 50:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): our ten sports books back, but I suppose that's really up to
- 50:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Bowie here to be willing to place bets in the future.
- 50:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): With that being said.
- 50:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, it sounds like we have an additional Gimp passenger, and I
- 50:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): don't personally actually do actually enjoy stowaways because
- 50:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I love throwing them off into the depths of space.
- 50:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So so just kidding.
- 50:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Just kidding.
- 51:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Or is it.
- 51:01Cameron: This corner where you saw this figure?
- 51:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Ah, yes, right here where these boxes are lined.
- 51:06Cameron: That's my box.
- 51:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Okay. Do you have a space ghost in one of these boxes?
- 51:11Cameron: I have my stuff in that box.
- 51:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Okay, well.
- 51:14Cameron: And he goes over and look, opens it.
- 51:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Be aware that, hey.
- 51:19Cameron: My mooncakes are gone.
- 51:21Cameron: Okay. There's crumbs here.
- 51:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): In the box or out of the box.
- 51:24Cameron: Out of my lunch box.
- 51:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That was your lunch box?
- 51:28Cameron: No, no, he was inside the box.
- 51:30Cameron: I have my clothes in my spare clothes and boots.
- 51:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. No different than Jim.
- 51:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He also pulled a box out of a box I'm getting, so I just.
- 51:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I need a day without boxes.
- 51:40Cameron: Okay, well, that's.
- 51:41Cameron: Mechanical types tend to have boxes and boxes.
- 51:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Okay, well, keep it to yourself.
- 51:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, with that being said, uh.
- 51:48Cameron: Why are you eyeing these mooncakes?
- 51:50Cameron: Licking your lips?
- 51:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): They're crumbs now, Bowie.
- 51:53Cameron: Oh, there's still some in here.
- 51:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh!
- 51:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Ah, there's enough for everyone.
- 51:56Cameron: No.
- 51:56Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Can I.
- 51:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Have. No.
- 51:57Cameron: They're my mooncakes.
- 51:58Cameron: They're my prized possessions.
- 52:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Tab, I know you're new here, but there's an important rule on the
- 52:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): ship that if you're going to bust out snacks, you need to
- 52:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): have enough for everybody.
- 52:07Cameron: Someone else was busting out my snacks.
- 52:10Cameron: That's why there's crumbs.
- 52:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, then you were obviously willing to share with them.
- 52:13Cameron: I didn't share with them.
- 52:15Cameron: What are you talking about?
- 52:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You just said they ate him.
- 52:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): The Space ghost ate your snacks.
- 52:20Cameron: The space ghost?
- 52:21Cameron: I thought you said it was dim.
- 52:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): No, Jimp is somewhere else in
- 52:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): the ship sucking up our
- 52:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): mooncakes.
- 52:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): No, he's sucking up our oxygen.
- 52:29Cameron: Yeah. That too.
- 52:30Cameron: And he's fat taking up all our fuel.
- 52:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): His lungs and his tummy are fat.
- 52:35Speaker 16: I didn't know they liked moon cakes.
- 52:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Gyms. I didn't know much about Gympie.
- 52:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): They just handed me free stuff and I said yes.
- 52:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And then I asked him to leave nicely.
- 52:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He said he was from the company.
- 52:47Speaker 16: Ate the moon cakes but he left the banana.
- 52:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Unhealthy choices.
- 52:52Cameron: He was a little chubby now.
- 52:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): One day.
- 52:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So chubby.
- 52:55Speaker 16: Oh. He's chubby.
- 52:57Speaker 16: That'd be fun to see.
- 52:59Cameron: Hey, I found that fella for you.
- 53:01Cameron: I'll knock him flat out with my hammer.
- 53:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And if you do, I'll give you ten space bucks.
- 53:06Cameron: Good, cause I'm down ten space bucks.
- 53:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That's right, you are.
- 53:09Cameron: First one to find Jimmy and knock him out.
- 53:11Cameron: Gets ten space bucks.
- 53:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, I take a.
- 53:14Speaker 17: I take ten space bucks, a ten space dollar, and I'm.
- 53:18Speaker 17: I run out of this room and there's, like a beam in the
- 53:21Speaker 17: ship, like a big metal beam.
- 53:23Speaker 17: Okay.
- 53:23Speaker 17: And I, I put the dollar on there.
- 53:26Speaker 17: Okay.
- 53:26Speaker 17: Ten bucks on there.
- 53:27Speaker 17: And I stick it on there with a magnet.
- 53:29Speaker 17: And I say.
- 53:31Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Whoever whoever gets Jim gets this ten space dollars, and we
- 53:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): get to watch him shut out into the depths of space.
- 53:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Hahahahaha.
- 53:40Barry Jermaine (Quinn): And that's my favorite part.
- 53:41Cameron: When you set this beacon thing and you're proclaiming.
- 53:44Cameron: So I'm imagining they're all
- 53:45Cameron: standing inside this storage
- 53:46Cameron: room, looking out the door at
- 53:48Cameron: you in the hallway, like
- 53:49Cameron: declaring this is ten space or
- 53:51Cameron: whatever.
- 53:51Cameron: And then out of your corner of
- 53:53Cameron: your eye, you see movement
- 53:55Cameron: heading towards the engineering
- 53:56Cameron: room.
- 53:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): There he is.
- 53:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I saw him, I saw him, he's right behind you.
- 53:59Cameron: And all of them in the storage room, comedically stick their
- 54:02Cameron: heads out of the doorway and like a line like, oh, going up
- 54:06Cameron: from the tallest to the shortest with your Murray at the bottom.
- 54:10Cameron: And they all look down and Dirk's like.
- 54:12Speaker 18: I didn't see anything.
- 54:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Go. Get going.
- 54:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I saw it, okay.
- 54:16Cameron: And he, he reaches around and he grabs like a you hear like
- 54:20Cameron: rustling of metal.
- 54:21Cameron: And he comes pulling out a giant, like, actual pipe wrench.
- 54:25Cameron: And he just goes, I'll get it.
- 54:27Cameron: And he goes running down the hallway.
- 54:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): See, this is why we always bring him back.
- 54:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He's an initiative man.
- 54:32Cameron: Tab follows him.
- 54:33Cameron: Doesn't have anything, actually.
- 54:34Cameron: No he does.
- 54:35Cameron: He grabs some mooncakes.
- 54:36Cameron: He's like, I'll lure him out with mooncakes.
- 54:38Cameron: And he's got his.
- 54:39Speaker 17: Clipboard in the other.
- 54:40Cameron: Got his clipboard in the other
- 54:41Cameron: hand and his lunchbox and he's
- 54:43Cameron: running down.
- 54:44Speaker 16: I don't think that's what the monkey wrench is for.
- 54:46Cameron: What does everyone else do?
- 54:47Speaker 17: I'm.
- 54:48Speaker 17: I'm just motioning for them to move.
- 54:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Go go go go.
- 54:52Speaker 16: Yeah, I run after it.
- 54:54Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna mosey on down that way.
- 54:56Cameron: So when you guys enter this
- 54:59Cameron: room, there's one thing you
- 55:01Cameron: clearly notice.
- 55:01Cameron: You guys are familiar with
- 55:03Cameron: modern day hits in terms of
- 55:05Cameron: music.
- 55:05Cameron: Tab was listening to some of those modern day pop hits.
- 55:08Cameron: But what you notice is the music that was in this room is playing
- 55:12Cameron: a very familiar song, and it's playing that, but it sounds like
- 55:17Cameron: it's a a measure slow.
- 55:20Speaker 16: Mhm.
- 55:21Cameron: But it's like the song.
- 55:22Cameron: It's just like, like instead of
- 55:25Cameron: it being at one time speed, it
- 55:26Cameron: sounds like it's at zero point
- 55:27Cameron: eight speed.
- 55:28Cameron: Okay.
- 55:29Cameron: Uh, and you guys hear this in the room and you just kind of
- 55:31Cameron: notice that, uh, and then you see Dirk, uh, walking around
- 55:37Cameron: with this pipe wrench and he's like looking around corners.
- 55:41Speaker 18: He's like, oh, where are you?
- 55:42Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 55:43Speaker 18: You know, good bait jump.
- 55:47Cameron: And he's walking around and all
- 55:49Cameron: of you guys are kind of like
- 55:49Cameron: looking around at corners,
- 55:50Cameron: trying to figure out where this
- 55:51Cameron: thing.
- 55:51Cameron: And then you hear a gasp from
- 55:54Cameron: the middle of the room and you
- 55:55Cameron: guys all see Tab and he's like,
- 55:59Cameron: um, captain?
- 56:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah.
- 56:03Cameron: Um, and you see him with a, with a pencil, like sticking a pencil
- 56:08Cameron: next to the black box in the center of this room.
- 56:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Don't touch it with metal.
- 56:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's, it's not.
- 56:13Cameron: I.
- 56:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): The end of that pencil is metal.
- 56:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): No, it's not right on the end where the eraser is.
- 56:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's it's Just the tip.
- 56:22Cameron: He sticks the tip and he pulls up from the black box, a
- 56:27Cameron: glistening, like oozy oil that's all over the black box.
- 56:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Somebody's over lubricated our processor.
- 56:38Speaker 16: Ah, it's tainting everything.
- 56:40Cameron: Yeah, it's.
- 56:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's quite bad.
- 56:42Cameron: Um, I don't know what this stuff is, though.
- 56:45Cameron: Does anyone else have an idea what this stuff is?
- 56:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, you're supposed to be the guy with five doctorates.
- 56:51Cameron: Yeah, but those are all in engineering.
- 56:53Cameron: And.
- 56:53Cameron: Okay, fine.
- 56:54Cameron: I'll.
- 56:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'll run some diagnostics on it.
- 56:57Cameron: He just stares really deeply at it.
- 57:00Cameron: His eyes are full, bulging, so.
- 57:02Speaker 17: He's like leaning down.
- 57:03Speaker 17: His eyes are full bulging, looking at it, and then all of a
- 57:06Speaker 17: sudden, like the camera is like a side view of his face, like
- 57:09Speaker 17: staring at it.
- 57:10Speaker 17: And then all of a sudden entering in the frame, you just
- 57:12Speaker 17: see Brenton's face slowly come up right next to him.
- 57:16Cameron: Right next.
- 57:17Cameron: He says.
- 57:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What do you think?
- 57:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I have absolutely.
- 57:21Cameron: No idea what I'm looking at here.
- 57:25Speaker 16: Does it smell?
- 57:26Speaker 16: No.
- 57:26Cameron: Not really.
- 57:27Cameron: That kind of.
- 57:28Cameron: It smells like oil, but like an oil you've never smelled before.
- 57:34Cameron: Kind of like a fruity oil.
- 57:35Cameron: Like if you mixed fruit with gasoline.
- 57:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Murray.
- 57:39Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 57:40Cameron: Dan.
- 57:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Have you been messing around with the processing box?
- 57:44Cameron: No, that was like the one rule you told me not to do.
- 57:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Did you put anything?
- 57:49Cameron: You threatened to shoot me if I
- 57:50Cameron: would have stolen those plastic
- 57:52Cameron: tools?
- 57:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Did you put anything in the
- 57:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): processing box that's not
- 57:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): supposed to go in the processing
- 57:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): box?
- 57:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): No. Daddy would be even more
- 58:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): disappointed in you than he
- 58:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): already is.
- 58:07Cameron: I know I was busy.
- 58:10Cameron: I've spent a lot of time
- 58:11Cameron: watching Firefly and Doogie
- 58:13Cameron: Howser, M.D..
- 58:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right.
- 58:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I don't think it was him.
- 58:21Cameron: I, I didn't think it was either.
- 58:23Cameron: Captain, I actually.
- 58:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I had great suspicions.
- 58:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It was my son and that.
- 58:28Cameron: Jim.
- 58:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That that bastard is sitting on the least.
- 58:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, he.
- 58:35Cameron: Sucked into your son being first.
- 58:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yes.
- 58:38Cameron: Okay.
- 58:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Having done something about this.
- 58:40Barry Jermaine (Quinn): What about the Space Ghost?
- 58:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, that is a new character in the options.
- 58:47Speaker 16: I've heard they are good problem solvers.
- 58:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Space ghosts?
- 58:50Speaker 16: No.
- 58:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh.
- 58:52Speaker 16: The chimps.
- 58:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well. You think?
- 58:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh. Oh, Bowie.
- 58:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Just to clarify here, you're
- 58:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): thinking chimps like the monkey
- 58:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): creatures.
- 59:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm talking about a chimp.
- 59:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): A ding dong from the the the Argus Company, the alleged
- 59:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): alleged August company that was on the port.
- 59:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And he gave us this box that it
- 59:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): now is filled with a viscous
- 59:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): liquid.
- 59:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's like with it.
- 59:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's like with a J.
- 59:21Speaker 16: This is caught on this.
- 59:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): So you got chimps, then you've got imps.
- 59:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And to be honest with you, Bowie, I'd rather have a chimp
- 59:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): on the chimp than I'd have a chimp, that's for certain.
- 59:34Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'd have to agree.
- 59:35Speaker 16: Hey!
- 59:36Cameron: Hey guys!
- 59:38Cameron: Dirk yells from the corner.
- 59:39Cameron: Yeah!
- 59:40Cameron: Uh!
- 59:40Cameron: Which leads to a side hallway.
- 59:42Cameron: Hey, I think I see something.
- 59:46Cameron: And then without warning,
- 59:47Cameron: everything around you goes
- 59:49Cameron: black.
- 59:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh.
- 59:51Cameron: Bollocks.
- 59:51Cameron: For a terrifying moment that seems to last far longer than
- 59:56Cameron: the five hundred milliseconds that actually pass.
- 59:59Cameron: Then just as suddenly, orange
- 1:00:02Cameron: red emergency lights flare up
- 1:00:04Cameron: around you.
- 1:00:04Cameron: You find yourself lifted up off the floor.
- 1:00:06Cameron: An uncomfortable feeling of nausea that accompanies
- 1:00:10Cameron: weightlessness washes over you.
- 1:00:12Cameron: On a wall monitor.
- 1:00:14Cameron: In this engineering room, you see a flashing countdown timer
- 1:00:18Cameron: fill the screen.
- 1:00:19Cameron: It reads emergency life support will end in sixty minutes, fifty
- 1:00:24Cameron: nine minutes, fifty nine seconds, fifty nine minutes,
- 1:00:26Cameron: fifty eight seconds, fifty nine minutes, fifty seven seconds.
- 1:00:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Ah, I hate a countdown.
- 1:00:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It makes me feel nervous.
- 1:00:34Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Well, if we die, I guess you
- 1:00:36Barry Jermaine (Quinn): could say this is the final
- 1:00:37Barry Jermaine (Quinn): countdown.
- 1:00:38Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Well, how do we go about fixing this?
- 1:00:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I don't know, let's go see what decks are.
- 1:00:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Deck.
- 1:00:43Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Where did you see?
- 1:00:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What did you see and where did it go?
- 1:00:47Cameron: Uh, it went down this hallway down here to the back where the
- 1:00:50Cameron: engines and stuff are.
- 1:00:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right, Tab, you stay here, okay?
- 1:00:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And see if you can figure out
- 1:00:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): where this strange, viscous
- 1:00:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): material is.
- 1:00:59Speaker 19: Okay, I'll have to go, uh, get a flashlight.
- 1:01:03Cameron: Or some sort of system.
- 1:01:04Speaker 19: I'll figure it out.
- 1:01:05Speaker 19: That's my problem.
- 1:01:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Get a blue light and shine that on it.
- 1:01:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That's always interesting.
- 1:01:08Speaker 19: I'll just get my kit.
- 1:01:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Is that blue light in it?
- 1:01:11Speaker 19: Got a lot of sciencey testing stuff.
- 1:01:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That wasn't a yes.
- 1:01:15Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 1:01:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, okay.
- 1:01:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Good.
- 1:01:16Speaker 19: Including other things.
- 1:01:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): If it looks really cool and it glows under the blue light, let
- 1:01:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): me know because I always am just fascinated with it.
- 1:01:23Speaker 19: Well, yeah.
- 1:01:23Speaker 19: Okay. Will do.
- 1:01:25Cameron: And he goes walking out.
- 1:01:26Speaker 16: He doesn't.
- 1:01:27Cameron: Go walking.
- 1:01:27Cameron: He floats out towards the storage area because none of you
- 1:01:30Cameron: there's no gravity.
- 1:01:31Speaker 17: Oh yeah.
- 1:01:31Speaker 17: That's right.
- 1:01:32Cameron: Gravity got turned off.
- 1:01:33Speaker 17: I push off of the nearest wall and move towards the hallway.
- 1:01:39Cameron: So do you guys.
- 1:01:40Speaker 17: All.
- 1:01:40Cameron: Follow, including Murray?
- 1:01:42Cameron: All follow Dirk down this hallway that is just lit by the
- 1:01:45Cameron: faint red and orange lights along the ceiling.
- 1:01:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I mean, I am okay.
- 1:01:50Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, I'll go with him.
- 1:01:51Speaker 16: I'll follow the crew.
- 1:01:53Speaker 16: Why are you guys all upside down?
- 1:01:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It's part of the fun of being in space.
- 1:01:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Bowie.
- 1:01:59Speaker 16: Wow. But Bowie's actually the one upside down.
- 1:02:03Cameron: Everyone else is right side up.
- 1:02:05Cameron: Bowie's.
- 1:02:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Bowie's all right, Bowie, isn't it fun to be upside down?
- 1:02:09Cameron: Murray starts following you.
- 1:02:11Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I just start spinning.
- 1:02:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Murray, this is.
- 1:02:13Barry Jermaine (Quinn): This is kind of fun.
- 1:02:15Cameron: Now I'm gonna go.
- 1:02:15Cameron: You. Dad!
- 1:02:16Cameron: I'm scared.
- 1:02:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I don't want you to go with me.
- 1:02:19Cameron: I want.
- 1:02:20Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Hey, Murray, this is your chance to be a hero and make your dad
- 1:02:24Barry Jermaine (Quinn): not hate you.
- 1:02:25Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Okay?
- 1:02:25Cameron: Okay.
- 1:02:26Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Let me do what he says.
- 1:02:27Cameron: What do I gotta do?
- 1:02:28Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What I.
- 1:02:28Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Say. Just do what he says.
- 1:02:29Cameron: I'm gonna leave.
- 1:02:30Cameron: Then I'm gonna go fly the ship, and he just starts leaving.
- 1:02:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You put the lock on.
- 1:02:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): On the autopilot?
- 1:02:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yes.
- 1:02:36Barry Jermaine (Quinn): No, I never I never needed that.
- 1:02:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I never told you this.
- 1:02:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Why do you think I bothered to tell you at the beginning of
- 1:02:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): this trip that Murray was going to be here so that everybody
- 1:02:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): could add their precautions?
- 1:02:49Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, I understand that.
- 1:02:50Barry Jermaine (Quinn): But I've never, ever, in all of our missions in the last however
- 1:02:54Barry Jermaine (Quinn): many years together.
- 1:02:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I understand that this is.
- 1:02:56Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Different.
- 1:02:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): This is different.
- 1:02:58Barry Jermaine (Quinn): To be honest with you, I don't remember how to use it.
- 1:03:00Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Okay.
- 1:03:01Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I don't remember how to use it.
- 1:03:03Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You told me I put it on.
- 1:03:04Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I just said I would.
- 1:03:05Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I didn't actually expect him to go mess with it.
- 1:03:07Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Okay.
- 1:03:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'll forgive you this time.
- 1:03:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): But if we all die.
- 1:03:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm never going to live this day.
- 1:03:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, hold on a second there.
- 1:03:15Speaker 17: And that's what he has to think about.
- 1:03:17Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Yeah, that one's.
- 1:03:17Barry Jermaine (Quinn): That one's on me.
- 1:03:19Speaker 16: You guys.
- 1:03:20Cameron: I need all three of you to make a poll for me.
- 1:03:23Cameron: As you guys try to navigate down this hallway to go to the engine
- 1:03:30Cameron: room without hurting yourselves.
- 1:03:32Cameron: And you do it gracefully.
- 1:03:34Speaker 16: Bowie's pushing off the the
- 1:03:36Speaker 16: lights on the ceiling to try to
- 1:03:39Speaker 16: bound forward, using them as
- 1:03:41Speaker 16: stepping stones.
- 1:03:43Cameron: You three make your way down
- 1:03:46Cameron: the, uh, the thing towards the
- 1:03:48Cameron: engine mechanical room and you
- 1:03:50Cameron: guys find the engine still
- 1:03:53Cameron: running.
- 1:03:53Cameron: Everything's still running fine.
- 1:03:54Cameron: Uh, it seems to be on, like, a backup system.
- 1:03:57Cameron: Uh, you guys still do see, that timer ticking down is now at,
- 1:04:00Cameron: like, four fifty minutes because you guys slowly had to make your
- 1:04:03Cameron: way down that hallway.
- 1:04:04Cameron: It took about ten minutes to
- 1:04:05Cameron: make your way to hallway, but
- 1:04:05Cameron: you're finally here in this
- 1:04:07Cameron: room.
- 1:04:07Cameron: And you see Dirk points to the back, where there's a box with a
- 1:04:12Cameron: bunch of cables and wires in it.
- 1:04:13Cameron: And he goes, uh, yeah, I think
- 1:04:16Cameron: one of us needs to go into that
- 1:04:19Cameron: and figure out if anything was
- 1:04:21Cameron: unplugged.
- 1:04:23Cameron: I think one of the systems might
- 1:04:24Cameron: have maybe our breaker, one of
- 1:04:26Cameron: our breakers flipped or
- 1:04:27Cameron: something.
- 1:04:28Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Well, nuggets.
- 1:04:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Um, too bad we sent Tab in the other direction.
- 1:04:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I can take a peek.
- 1:04:35Cameron: Okay. You can look.
- 1:04:36Cameron: Yeah. You look at it and you see
- 1:04:38Cameron: a couple, uh, breakers flipped
- 1:04:40Cameron: and one wire, clear wire that
- 1:04:43Cameron: was just removed from the
- 1:04:44Cameron: system.
- 1:04:45Cameron: And you, you you think it's fairly easy to fix?
- 1:04:48Cameron: It's just you need to allof the
- 1:04:50Cameron: wiring and stuff is floating
- 1:04:52Cameron: around, and you're worried that
- 1:04:54Cameron: if you're not careful, you might
- 1:04:55Cameron: get electrocuted.
- 1:04:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Anyone got any rubber gloves or rubbers of any kind?
- 1:05:02Speaker 16: I got a metal hand And.
- 1:05:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): That might be better, actually.
- 1:05:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Do you want to grab those seats?
- 1:05:08Speaker 16: And synthetic?
- 1:05:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah. Oh, good. Great. Yes. Uh, do you want to grab on to that
- 1:05:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): cable there and and perhaps plug it right here?
- 1:05:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, okay.
- 1:05:19Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 1:05:19Cameron: Yeah. I need you to make a pull to not get electrocuted.
- 1:05:23Speaker 17: Can he make a pull advantage?
- 1:05:24Speaker 16: No, that's not a thing.
- 1:05:26Speaker 16: Uh.
- 1:05:27Cameron: Basically, I was gonna make whoever did this pull twice, but
- 1:05:30Cameron: I'm making pull once, so that's.
- 1:05:31Speaker 16: Pull.
- 1:05:31Speaker 17: It advantage.
- 1:05:32Cameron: Basically. There you go.
- 1:05:34Cameron: And you stick the wire in.
- 1:05:36Cameron: And then you also notice the two breakers that are flicked and
- 1:05:39Cameron: you turn them on.
- 1:05:41Cameron: And then when you do.
- 1:05:44Cameron: Quick question before you got when you guys see him working on
- 1:05:47Cameron: that, what are you guys doing while he's doing this.
- 1:05:49Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I'm just watching.
- 1:05:51Cameron: He's watching.
- 1:05:51Speaker 17: I I'm pointing I'm obviously pointing out yeah.
- 1:05:54Cameron: You're pointing at the breaker stuff.
- 1:05:56Speaker 17: Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
- 1:05:57Speaker 16: All right.
- 1:05:58Cameron: Uh yeah.
- 1:05:59Cameron: Yeah. Well he does that.
- 1:05:59Cameron: You flick one breaker, you flick the other breaker, the lights
- 1:06:03Cameron: all come flashing on when you flip the first one, and then you
- 1:06:06Cameron: click the second breaker.
- 1:06:08Cameron: And I'm going to need all of you to make a pull.
- 1:06:11Cameron: As gravity quickly comes on, all of you go flying to the floor,
- 1:06:16Cameron: except for Dirk, who had his pipe wrench attached to a pole
- 1:06:21Cameron: on the top of the ceiling.
- 1:06:22Cameron: And now he's just dangling in the air and he just lowers
- 1:06:26Cameron: himself to the ground.
- 1:06:27Cameron: Quinn, there's no more going on the bottom.
- 1:06:30Speaker 17: For those listening, I just
- 1:06:32Speaker 17: pulled one straight from the
- 1:06:34Speaker 17: bottom.
- 1:06:34Speaker 17: I may have made a horrible mistake, but see the beauty of
- 1:06:37Speaker 17: this, the beauty of the selfishness of this action, is
- 1:06:41Speaker 17: that I successfully made a pull.
- 1:06:43Cameron: That's what matters, right?
- 1:06:45Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Oh, I see you went from down there.
- 1:06:48Cameron: Yes.
- 1:06:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Now, my theory is, if I can get rid of my crew and then.
- 1:06:53Cameron: Profit.
- 1:06:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Entirely from money.
- 1:06:55Cameron: For.
- 1:06:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You. I could get rid of my son, send him to space college.
- 1:06:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): It all works out.
- 1:07:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): We all did it.
- 1:07:01Cameron: They all did it.
- 1:07:02Cameron: Look at that.
- 1:07:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Which just increases the
- 1:07:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): likeliness that I, captain
- 1:07:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Britain.
- 1:07:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Jermaine is going to have to
- 1:07:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): make a future poll at this high
- 1:07:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): risk tower.
- 1:07:11Cameron: You guys all go crashing to the floor with a giant and, uh, it's
- 1:07:15Cameron: kind of painful.
- 1:07:16Cameron: Uh. It hurts.
- 1:07:17Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I think I told Michael.
- 1:07:19Cameron: Okay.
- 1:07:20Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Uh, you got hurt.
- 1:07:21Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Get up.
- 1:07:22Barry Jermaine (Quinn): It hurts.
- 1:07:22Cameron: Landed right on my noggin, and you get up, you dust off the
- 1:07:26Cameron: dust off of you, and you guys go limping your way back down the
- 1:07:30Cameron: hallway towards the engineering room, and you hear a yell.
- 1:07:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I so desperately hope that was my son, Murray.
- 1:07:40Cameron: That was your son, Murray.
- 1:07:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Praise the maker, all right.
- 1:07:43Cameron: And he comes hobbling into your room, holding his arm like
- 1:07:47Cameron: holding his arm by his shoulder.
- 1:07:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What's your problem?
- 1:07:50Speaker 20: Uh, um.
- 1:07:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Speak up now, Murray.
- 1:07:54Speaker 20: The science.
- 1:07:56Speaker 20: The science guy.
- 1:07:57Speaker 20: Well, I.
- 1:07:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Spent good money to make sure
- 1:07:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): that you got rid of that
- 1:07:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): stutter.
- 1:08:01Speaker 20: The science guy.
- 1:08:01Speaker 20: And he's.
- 1:08:02Cameron: Like, pointing back the way he came.
- 1:08:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What does that have to do with your arm?
- 1:08:06Speaker 20: Why?
- 1:08:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): You're holding your arm.
- 1:08:08Speaker 20: I fell.
- 1:08:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Oh, I fell.
- 1:08:12Speaker 20: Quick quick quick.
- 1:08:13Speaker 20: He's. He's gone.
- 1:08:14Cameron: He goes running down the
- 1:08:15Cameron: hallway, pointing into the
- 1:08:17Cameron: storage room.
- 1:08:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): All right, we follow after I follow after?
- 1:08:20Cameron: Yeah. You guys all pop your heads in.
- 1:08:22Cameron: Boop boop boop.
- 1:08:23Cameron: And you look in and you say tab and you get no response.
- 1:08:26Cameron: Oh, Murray is like.
- 1:08:28Speaker 20: No, he's, uh, he's in the corner.
- 1:08:32Cameron: And you guys look in the corner
- 1:08:35Cameron: and you see strung up on the
- 1:08:38Cameron: boxes and like a, like, very
- 1:08:40Cameron: morbid, ripped apart looking
- 1:08:43Cameron: corpse body covered in this same
- 1:08:46Cameron: oily film.
- 1:08:48Cameron: Is Tab dead?
- 1:08:50Cameron: His body parts broken into different directions.
- 1:08:53Cameron: The oils like all over his body, on his clothes, on his.
- 1:08:57Cameron: A lot is around his head and next to his neck, you see, like
- 1:09:00Cameron: a giant wound.
- 1:09:02Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Well, they still have oxygen for the rest of us.
- 1:09:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Now, um, Murray, don't let this
- 1:09:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): deter you from wanting to go to
- 1:09:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): college and succeeding at
- 1:09:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): things.
- 1:09:11Barry Jermaine (Quinn): Well, this isn't ideal.
- 1:09:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Uh, certainly not.
- 1:09:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Certainly not.
- 1:09:15Barry Jermaine (Quinn): I liked him.
- 1:09:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): He was a perfect way to continually get rid of Murray.
- 1:09:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): And I, too, am quite sad about his loss.
- 1:09:25Barry Jermaine (Quinn): You ain't Murray.
- 1:09:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): Yeah, Murray.
- 1:09:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): What the heck?
- 1:09:28Speaker 20: I didn't kill him.
- 1:09:30Speaker 20: Uh, something that that space ghost.
- 1:09:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): I'm always with the Space Ghost.
- 1:09:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine (Skyler): With you.
- 1:09:36Speaker 20: Dirk. Let's go put on our suits.
- 1:09:38Cameron: Okay, you say that, and all of
- 1:09:40Cameron: you are looking at this
- 1:09:42Cameron: disjointed body broken up in the
- 1:09:45Cameron: corner of the former engineer
- 1:09:48Cameron: Tab rivers.
- 1:09:49Cameron: We will end this episode.
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