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Whackhead Prank: A very unusual phone call · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: KFM Mornings with Darren Sherlin, Sis and you stop what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another world famous crank car from Darren Wackhead, something
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  Speaker 2: exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I like answering adverts at times where you
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  Speaker 1: know you can drive under a bridge and on those
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  Speaker 1: electric boxes bring your wife back. There's there's multiple services,
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  Speaker 1: powerful services. I mean, like, why wouldn't you use the services?
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  Speaker 1: There's some that offer extensions to appendages, enlargements. I think
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  Speaker 1: what they like to use. I've tried. It doesn't work,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for I've called four different people and still
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  Speaker 1: a prank. It was bred. It wasn't for reals, it
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  Speaker 1: was for play plays. There's there's a there's another ad
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  Speaker 1: check would you would you answer this? A clairvoyant and
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  Speaker 1: spiritual advisor Love Relationships, career finances and life guidance.
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  Speaker 2: Multifaceted, holistic Wow, gentle spiritual consultations for those seeking comfort, closure,
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  Speaker 2: or a sense of connection with loved ones who have
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  Speaker 2: passed on.
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  Speaker 1: Accurate and confidential readings. And there's a number care So
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  Speaker 1: I make the call. Where is this going? You are
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  Speaker 1: about to find out? Sorry? What is your name? Sharon?
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  Speaker 1: That's right, I'm sorry. I believe that my grant is
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  Speaker 1: trying to get in contact with me. Okay, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get in touch with her. Okay, I can't
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  Speaker 1: help you with that. Can you tell that she's trying
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  Speaker 1: to get I know she used to wear a hair
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  Speaker 1: up quite often. Well you know she actually didn't have
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  Speaker 1: any hair or it's really short, and she's very I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to pick up now. She's very very not
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  Speaker 1: a very big woman, very very petite in particular. Well
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  Speaker 1: she was a plus size model. Yeah, very precise, very quite,
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  Speaker 1: a very, very soft and gentle person. Can you tell
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  Speaker 1: that she wants some contact with me? She wants to
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  Speaker 1: talk to me because you know, I'm really trying to
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  Speaker 1: get in touch with her. Yes, she will. I mean
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  Speaker 1: she's here doing it right now. Okay, Have you got
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  Speaker 1: a number? What did you say? Have you got a
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  Speaker 1: telephone number? Your grand number? No? Is this not Directory Inquiries? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not, because she's trying to get hold of it
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  Speaker 1: and I've lost her number. So I just thought i'd
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  Speaker 1: phone Directory Inquiries to get a number. It's a Missus B.
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  Speaker 1: Simpson living in Primrose. I don't know what you mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: I do do psychic readings. No, but I'm this is
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  Speaker 1: telecommon inquiries. No, I'm sorry, so you can't put me
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  Speaker 1: straight through? Then no, oh, because my grand is still alive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I know, but I was picking up. But she's
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  Speaker 1: really concerned about you and she's alive. Yeah, oh right,
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  Speaker 1: because so you aren't talk comaquaries. No, I'm not okay.
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  Speaker 1: I thought this was dragging on a bit. Then yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: no worries. Then, wow, what a ride. But your grand's
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  Speaker 1: worried about you? She is? Yeah, it's the way to
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  Speaker 1: communicate when you're out of airtime. I guess is your
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  Speaker 1: grand she's not? So? Yeah? No, maybe she was possible
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  Speaker 1: act you know bread but maybe like she was as
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  Speaker 1: you say, and I missed it.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't give me how disrespectful I wanted to make a connection.
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  Speaker 1: You know, these children, they have no manners? Sure bred
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  Speaker 1: Now you got me thinking there waiting you miss granny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I never knew it.
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  Speaker 2: You see, that's even deeper than she was ready to connect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I never knew. Well I never had any grandparents. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying like it's a sad thing. I mean
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  Speaker 1: it is a sad thing, But I didn't know grandparents
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  Speaker 1: to miss them, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: both sides. That's unusual, both sides. Yeah, time to make
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  Speaker 1: a call. No, I was a Lt. Lumberky you see,
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  Speaker 1: my parents got married much older. Yeah. And also back
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  Speaker 1: then the war. How old do you think I am?
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  Speaker 1: In the olden time? In World War one? War bread damn?
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  Speaker 1: How old do you know? Like from World War two?
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  Speaker 1: There's from World War two there's like only three people
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  Speaker 1: still left living. Yeah, you know my parents from that year. Okay,