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Hour 2 - Moving Like a Sloth · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Hee.
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  Speaker 2: We all welcome.
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  Speaker 3: It's our numb ver two, our number two, and it's
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  Speaker 3: the big hour from Big d Edge Rusher. Michael Parsons
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  Speaker 3: and the Cowboys are discussing an extension. Jerry Jones and
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  Speaker 3: the Boys have no sense of urgency to reach an agreement.
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  Speaker 3: Can you explain this in simple terms? We will attempt
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  Speaker 3: to do that. Also, Patrick Mahomes Jim photos making the
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  Speaker 3: rounds on social media are blank.
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  Speaker 2: Fill in the blank. And the Jaguars got.
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  Speaker 3: Rid of not one, not two, not three, but actually
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  Speaker 3: six key players in a variety of ways. That included
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  Speaker 3: Christian Kirk to the Texans, and they released some other players.
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  Speaker 2: What is Liam Kohane doing in dou All County.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get to all of that. Also, we'll have Mallard
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  Speaker 3: of the third degree. It's coming your way right here.
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  Speaker 3: Buckle up, bukaroo, it's our number two moving you are
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  Speaker 3: a sloth welmeme. In the beginning of another hour of
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  Speaker 2: So our lead this hour is from Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: We are contractually obligated for an obligatory Mallard monologue about
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  Speaker 3: the life and times of the Dallas Cowboys. How about
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  Speaker 3: him Cowboys offseason Shenanigans. So did the Cowboys make a
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  Speaker 3: big trade in the last twenty four hours?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: Did the Dallas Cowboys make some big roster move a
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  Speaker 3: signing of someone who had been released by another team?
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  Speaker 2: Check my notes here.
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  Speaker 3: No, Well, the Cowboys have no plans, no plans to
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  Speaker 3: do anything. That's essentially the story here, but a lot
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  Speaker 3: of connecting the dots after Max Crosby this week agreed
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  Speaker 3: to the largest contract as an edge rusher in NFL
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  Speaker 3: history and the biggest contract outside of a quarterback in Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: So that seemingly, you would think would lead to Dallas
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  Speaker 3: doing something.
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  Speaker 2: Well, not so fast. Not so fast.
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  Speaker 3: So if the latest one this we're hearing now, the
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  Speaker 3: Cowboys have said they are.
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  Speaker 2: Not really, not really in a rush.
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  Speaker 3: To get a deal done with Micah Parsons, even after
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  Speaker 3: Max Crosby broke.
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  Speaker 2: The bank in Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: So let us discuss the question defensive stalwart Micah Parsons
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  Speaker 3: and the Dallas Cowboys. They are discussing an extension, but
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  Speaker 3: there is no sense of urgency. There's said to be
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  Speaker 3: no sense of urgency in getting a deal done. Can
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  Speaker 3: you explain this in simple terms? Yes, So I've got
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  Speaker 3: Maven deep sea fishing and Kiner's Corner, and we will
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  Speaker 3: combine all of these things together and we are going
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  Speaker 3: to make fish and chips, beer battered fish and chips. Now,
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  Speaker 3: I don't eat seafood, but once a year, if i'm
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  Speaker 3: you know, usually doing the summer, I at the somewhere
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  Speaker 3: and I'm in a little restaurant near the beach, I
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  Speaker 3: will do the rare and appropriate fish and chips dinner
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  Speaker 3: or actually lunch, usually for lunch. But that's it, all right,
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  Speaker 3: So uh number I said numb.
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  Speaker 2: The lesson.
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  Speaker 3: Let me explaining this stop in simple terms, all right.
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  Speaker 3: The lesson is procrastinating pays off. It certainly pays off
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  Speaker 3: if you're Micah Parsons, because if you slow walk this negotiation,
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  Speaker 3: either you're gonna get traded to a good team Cowboys
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  Speaker 3: or not, or you're just gonna stay in Dallas and
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  Speaker 3: get extra goodies. And who doesn't want extra goodies? I
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  Speaker 3: want extra goodies. I know you want extra goodies. So,
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  Speaker 3: as we have discussed in previous episodes of this show,
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  Speaker 3: Micah Parsons has got a lot of empty.
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  Speaker 2: Calories in his diet.
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  Speaker 3: Parsons has not stepped up in big moments as a
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  Speaker 3: Dallas cowboy.
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  Speaker 2: Who's only been there a little bit of time. Give
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  Speaker 2: him a chance.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I have a show to do right now,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm talking about what has happened up until this point.
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  Speaker 3: He is like Dak Prescott obviously defensively in that you
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  Speaker 3: look at the numbers and you're pretty impressive, and he
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  Speaker 3: compares to some of the greats in the game. But
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  Speaker 3: yet he has this innate ability to turtle up when
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  Speaker 3: you shouldn't really turtle up. And the longer that Micah
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  Speaker 3: Parsons waits again procrastinating, the longer he waits, the more
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  Speaker 3: money money many that will be included in the contract.
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  Speaker 3: It's simple malor math. So Max Crosby just reset the market.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Trey Hendrickson, who we talked about last hour, Trey Hendrickson
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  Speaker 3: of Cincinnati, has said he is willing to go anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: He'll go to Kabul or Peung Yang if they offer
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  Speaker 3: him enough money. He wants to reset the market. So
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  Speaker 3: if he resets, he's in the on deck circle. He
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  Speaker 3: resets the market, okay, And then TJ. Watt in Pittsburgh says,
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  Speaker 3: hold my beer, I'd like to get some of that
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  Speaker 3: dough as well. Oh, and up, up and away. Now
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  Speaker 3: knowing all this, it's common sense. If I know it
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  Speaker 3: doing the Overnight show, you'd think everyone knows it. So
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  Speaker 3: being aware of this information, why would Jerry Jones not
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  Speaker 3: have a sense of urgency as the big Kahuna with
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  Speaker 3: the Cowboys. The reason why my theory is because he's
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  Speaker 3: a maven. He's a marketing Maven and Jerry is just
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  Speaker 3: concerned about keeping the Cowboys in the headlines, and he
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  Speaker 3: has said in the past, when things get a little
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  Speaker 3: slower around here, I like to shake it up. So
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  Speaker 3: the longer that Micah Parson sits and collects dust on
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  Speaker 3: a shelf, the more likely it becomes a talking point
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  Speaker 3: on sports talk radio and television and generates free publicity
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  Speaker 3: advertising for the Cowboys brand, ride for the brand, and
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  Speaker 3: that'll carry the Cowboys throughout the spring and the summer.
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  Speaker 3: The way this normally goes is at some point there'll
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  Speaker 3: be a rumor that Micah Parsons is gonna ask for
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  Speaker 3: a trade, or some teams calling the Dallas Cowboys about
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  Speaker 3: a trade, and it will likely be fugazi, but it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't matter because it gets the Cowboys headlines for that day.
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  Speaker 3: And more importantly, all of this helps the money train
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  Speaker 3: roll in and fills up the coffers at the Death
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  Speaker 3: Star where the Cowboys practice.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 3: They call it the Star, but real people know it's
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  Speaker 3: the Death Star where championship dreams go to end.
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  Speaker 2: All right now, Page.
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  Speaker 3: Two to Canzas City, the City of Fountains and Ben
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  Speaker 3: Mallard chicken Fingers.
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  Speaker 2: While over in Liberty.
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  Speaker 3: I bring this up because a listener who lives in
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  Speaker 3: the great state of Missouri and has eaten more than
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  Speaker 3: once the Ben Mallard Chicken Fingers sent me this photo
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  Speaker 3: which is making the rounds.
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  Speaker 2: I did not see this on my own, full disclosure,
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  Speaker 2: he sent this.
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  Speaker 3: To me, but it shows what appears to be Patrick
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  Speaker 3: Mahomes in a gym, you know, a classic gym photo
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  Speaker 3: doing the old workout, doing the grind, and this is
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  Speaker 3: making the rounds around the social media.
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  Speaker 2: So Mahomes Jim photo.
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  Speaker 3: Patrick Mahomes Jim photo working out here in the off
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  Speaker 3: season making the rounds on social media is a blank
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  Speaker 3: is blank. So I'm going to use the fill in
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  Speaker 3: the blank on that. I'm going to use deep sea fishing,
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  Speaker 3: as in Mahomes phishing for compliments.
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  Speaker 2: Now, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, last I checked out.
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  Speaker 3: I might be wrong on this, but Patrick Mahomes is
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  Speaker 3: a professional athlete, and when you're a professional athlete, you're
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  Speaker 3: a prostitute. You're literally selling your body because that's that's
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  Speaker 3: the product, your body. It's your vehicle, and every once
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  Speaker 3: in a while in the off season you have to
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  Speaker 3: tune it up. And so the Chiefs are paying for
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  Speaker 3: the services of mahomes body four hundred and fifty million
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  Speaker 3: dollars high end prostitute, four hundred and fifty million dollar contract.
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  Speaker 3: You don't get credit for working out doing things you're
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be doing. So pretty sure this guy, his
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  Speaker 3: name is Mike, who sent this to me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty confident.
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  Speaker 3: That he knew I would have this reaction, and he's
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  Speaker 3: just a dink, and he wanted me to react this way.
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  Speaker 3: And I guess I'm taking the low hanging fruit and
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  Speaker 3: I'm off to the racist. But if anything, I would
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  Speaker 3: argue that this is Patrick Mahomes's way of highlighting the
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  Speaker 3: fact that he wasn't in great shape last season, even
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  Speaker 3: though they got to the Super Bowl. I don't remember.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe this has happened and I haven't seen it. I
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  Speaker 3: don't really pay attention to this stuff because it annoys me.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't recall seeing photos of Mahomes working out
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  Speaker 3: taking up bandwidth in recent years.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't recall being sent them or running into
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  Speaker 3: them on the interweb.
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  Speaker 2: I don't recall it now. Either way, these pictures.
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  Speaker 3: Getting out that make me want to puke in my
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  Speaker 3: mouth now right now, mahomes when I see people in
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  Speaker 3: the gym, and obviously this is Mahomes and all that.
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  Speaker 3: So when I see this, it's three squares a day.
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  Speaker 3: It's vanity validation and ego boosting, because when you put
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  Speaker 3: a photo out like that, it's all about vanity. You
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  Speaker 3: want validation because you know the jocksniffers out there and
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  Speaker 3: the body counts will put you on a pedestal.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, you're doing great. Super Bowl Championship, Wait to
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  Speaker 2: go Raw Rock team.
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  Speaker 3: And it boos your ego. It's a little dopamine hit
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  Speaker 3: all right now. Final point to Jacksonville. The waiver wire,
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  Speaker 3: waiver wire, waiver wire blowing up in the last twenty
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  Speaker 3: four hours as the Jags are having a going out
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  Speaker 3: of business sale. It would appear they have dumped not one,
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  Speaker 3: not two, not three, not four, not five, how about
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  Speaker 3: six supposedly key players in a variety of ways, including
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  Speaker 3: the quick trade of Christian Kirk, wide receiver who was
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  Speaker 3: sent packing.
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  Speaker 2: He was let go and he's.
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  Speaker 3: Been traded in the division for Jacksonville to the Houston Texans.
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  Speaker 3: So he stays in the AFC South, goes to Houston,
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  Speaker 3: they released tight end Evan Ingram, he gone Ronald Darby,
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  Speaker 3: a veteran defensive back, and wide receiver Josh Reynolds have
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  Speaker 3: all been.
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  Speaker 2: Excommunicated.
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  Speaker 3: So what is Liam Cohne doing in Jacksonville, that's the question.
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  Speaker 3: So my word is redecorating, That is my word. He
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  Speaker 3: is redecorating the roster, bringing in his guys. I can
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  Speaker 3: only imagine who his guys are. You know, broom new,
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  Speaker 3: Broom sweeps clean. So he's essentially getting rid of mostly
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  Speaker 3: middle aged by football standards, middle aged to older players.
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  Speaker 3: You've got Josh Reynolds, who's passed the age of thirty
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  Speaker 3: and had a couple of good years with the Lions,
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  Speaker 3: remember that, and then I went to the Broncos and
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  Speaker 3: was a bust and then Jacksonville didn't work out. So
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  Speaker 3: you've also got Ronald Darby, who I believe his next
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  Speaker 3: team will be his fourth team in as many years.
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  Speaker 3: That's a sign things are not going well when you're
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  Speaker 3: on four teams in four years. He's also passed the
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  Speaker 3: age of thirty and Evan Ingram, who's all on the
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  Speaker 3: other side the wrong side of thirty, and he finished
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  Speaker 3: the year on injured reserve.
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  Speaker 2: With a messed up shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: So for all the I say internet outrage, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know how much internet outrage the team from Duval County
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  Speaker 3: can drum up. Last I checked, the Jags finished four
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  Speaker 3: and thirteen. And one of my favorite stories. I heard
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  Speaker 3: this a lot when I was a kid. It's obviously
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  Speaker 3: an old story now everyone's dead, but who was involved
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  Speaker 3: in it? But there was this baseball player named Ralph Kiner.
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  Speaker 3: You know, have no idea who that is, but he's
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  Speaker 3: very famous in his day, and he played for the
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  Speaker 3: Pittsburgh Pirates and back before steroids.
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  Speaker 2: And small ballparks and all that.
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  Speaker 3: He had one big year at thirty seven home runs
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  Speaker 3: and he went into the general manager, this guy named
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  Speaker 3: branch Rickey, who's kind of a big deal. He's the
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  Speaker 3: guy that was the geam of the Brooklyn Dodgers when
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  Speaker 3: they allowed Jackie Robinson. He found Jackie Robinson to play
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  Speaker 3: and break the color bearer. Anyway, so Ralph Kiner, at
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  Speaker 3: thirty seven home runs one year for the buckos, he
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  Speaker 3: goes and he says, I'd like to get a raise.
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  Speaker 3: And the legendary story is that the GM of the
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  Speaker 3: Pirates at the time said, well, Ralph where we finish,
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  Speaker 3: and Ralph said, we'll finish in the last place. And
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  Speaker 3: then the famous line was, well, we can finish in
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  Speaker 3: the last place without you.
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  Speaker 2: We don't need you.
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  Speaker 3: And that's essentially with Jackson Like I know, they weren't
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  Speaker 3: the worst of the worst of the worst in the NFL,
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  Speaker 3: but they were close to the worst of the worst
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  Speaker 3: of the worst in the NFL four and thirteen. And
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  Speaker 3: so Liam Kone sure does not give off the vibe
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  Speaker 3: of someone that knows what they're doing.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't seem like the adult in the room. Dub
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  Speaker 2: All County. We'll see how this goes, Well, see how
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  Speaker 2: this goes.
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  Speaker 3: But I certainly don't understand the hullabaloo from getting rid
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  Speaker 3: of six players, and only one of them I would
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  Speaker 3: say is even mildly an impact guy, and that's Evan Ingram,
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  Speaker 3: the tight end, and he's coming off a shoulder injury.
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  Speaker 2: So other than that, I'm looking at his name.
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  Speaker 3: Like Christian Kirk, you obviously think the guy blows You
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  Speaker 3: traded him in the division. You would never do that.
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  Speaker 3: If you've the guy's good, you would never send him
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  Speaker 3: in the vision. Now Jacksonville does not seem to know
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  Speaker 3: what they're doing. So maybe it's a good day.
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  Speaker 2: For the Houston Texans because Christian.
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  Speaker 3: Kirk it will go and explode and dominate and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, it is the Ben Mahlor Show, The Ben Malor Show.
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  Speaker 3: I've often often preached that everyone's got a price.
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  Speaker 2: I think most people figure that out at.
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  Speaker 3: Some point in life, right and you say, won't do something,
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  Speaker 3: on that, the old Switcheroo, The Old Switcheroo.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get to that.
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  Speaker 3: Also later this hour we'll have Mallard of the Third Degree.
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  Speaker 3: We got the Insta Trivia coming up later in the
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  Speaker 3: hour as well. We'll get to all of that and
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  Speaker 3: we will do it.
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  Speaker 2: Next.
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  Speaker 3: Back to it we go well, and we we do
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  Speaker 3: have a tease here, Bill that you did not mention.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get to the the old switcheroo. Everyone's got their price.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get to that coming up in a couple of
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  Speaker 3: minutes as well. We will take a bunch of phone calls.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't take many last hour. Bad job by us. I
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  Speaker 3: He says, now, not to tell tell you how to
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  Speaker 3: run your show, Ben, but all that football talk could
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  Speaker 3: hurt the show audience in Chisholm, Hibbing and he Dinah, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 3: After all the high school hockey talk in hour one,
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  Speaker 3: I know, I wish you could.
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  Speaker 6: Just shut your big yupper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying, You're trying to help us out, Cory says.
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  Speaker 3: Mahomes does the Jim photo video thing all throughout the year.
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  Speaker 3: For the past several years, I get well, if that's true, Corey,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know this guy. Mike sent me some photos
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  Speaker 3: you wanted to He wanted to have me explode.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: So I took the bait. That's fine.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Uh, guilty of charge. Guilty of charge, Timothy from Northern Kentucky. Right,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: since says rumor has it the players being released on
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: the Jags could say, do all better than Liam Khne?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Dude, All, yeah, there it is right there.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Mark and Santa Monica writes in beautiful Santa Monica, right.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: There, I'm old enough to run.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: This Third Street Promenade used to be the hottest place
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: in Santa Monica. It used to be amazing. I used
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: to hang out there all the time. Now it's like
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: a homeless shelter basically. But Mark and Santa Monicas is
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: the Cowboys haven't won a Super Bowl in thirty years.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: They are no longer America's team. They are as irrelevant
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: as the browns Now Mark. Not that I want to
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: get a fight with you, Mark, You've kicked my ass,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: But let me explain somebody, Mark, in terms of audience,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: and that's what worried about the metrics here. The Dallas
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Cowboys continue to be the most watched NFL team, which
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: is a testimonial to the fact that winning and losing
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: doesn't really matter all that much. Otherwise people would not
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: watch the Dallas Cowboys. But whoever has the Cowboys, whether
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: it's Fox, which it usually is, or CBS, or if
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: the Cowboys are playing a primetime game, that is almost
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: always the highest game of the weekend, with far and
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: a few and far between exceptions to the rule, the
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Cowboys get the Cowboys audience.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: Well, now I have a question for you, Ben.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, Justin Cooper would like to ask a question. Cooper,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: go ahead, cool, please?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So obviously I believe that this probably has something to
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: do with all of their championship teams in the in
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: the nineties right now.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Forty years ago.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: True, but those people are still watching football. In fact,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I imagine they make up a large portion of the audience.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think, as we can time goes on and
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: those people start dying dying? Yeah, will that still be
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Will that still hold true about the Dallas Cowboys?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I think so, because it's like the Cowboys seem like
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: a religion to me. It's like when you're a Cowboy fan,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: it's like generational unless your kids hate you and then
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: they become like Eagles fans or something like that.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Because you know, if if winning does and winning and
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: losing doesn't matter, what draws people to the Cowboys. It's
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: not like they have super interesting players. Dak Prescott, isn't
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: you know, magnetic?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: You're not.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: I think people just like to be disappointed.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: You think they have this, Yeah, there's a term for that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: But I love feeling like a loser every time they lose.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: I'm like, ah, yes, I am such a loser.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: There's something that's probably some some deep psychological something to this,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: because like Lorena decided to choose the Cowboys as their
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: favorite team for.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I think she just liked the star logo.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: No, no, it's for my mother, Thank you very much.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, for your for your mom And why did your
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: mom Why was your mama fan?
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: You know, because because of the Star because she was
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: the nineties and she's from.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: San Antonio and she loved that one guy.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: There is a game. There is a game you can play.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: You can find out how old someone is by their
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: favorite teams. Yeah, Like, if you're a Chicago Bulls fan,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: you grew up in the nineties, right, if you're now
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: the next, like Golden State. You're a Golden State fan,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: you probably when they they started winning championships around was
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: it twenty fifteen or.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Five years ago?
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: It wasn't long.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Well, it's been ten years, I think, right, twenty fourteen,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: twenty fifteen, something like that. So that means you're probably
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: in your early twenties now. If you're a Golden State
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: you grew up a Golden State Warriors fan.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, twenty fifteen was ye.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Like when I was a kid, a lot of the
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: dudes were like Miami Dolphin fans because of Dan Marino,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: not that they ever won, but Dolphin fans.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: A lot of Yankee fans and.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Fans of the historians like those those three teams or
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: the Cowboys.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Cowboys were in there also.
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: That's a team the historians.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, Purple and goal historian never heard of the play
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: down on skid Row in LA. But hey, Jerry Jones
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: is a master carnival barker.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: He's a great hype man, and he knows he doesn't
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: wear the red jacket, the straw hat. He might as
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: well have that handlebar mustache and all that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: He knows how to do it.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Man, I give him credit. He's the Barnum and Bailey
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: of modern times.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Here, let's go to the phones. We'll take some calls.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: It is a calling show coming up later on this
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: hour of Mallord to the Third Degree Mallard thirty three
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: coming up a little bit later in the hour.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones, though. Right now we'll say
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: hello to E Dog who's in New York. Hello, E Dog, Welcome.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: How you do him out of the hospital now?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: And I'm feeling one hundred congratulations? Did they chop your
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: foot off?
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: Anyway?
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: Two things, First, of the Nicks, they should have protested
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: the game because it was an intent to injure a
• 22:24
  Speaker 9: foul and they kicked Branton out of the game, and
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: that's why they lost. I would say intentional foul, protest
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: the game.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I agree. I think that the NBA should give the
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Knicks the win.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: And did you see Lebron flop on that play at
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: the end where him and Karl Anthony.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Towns the ball?
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: He had position on a flop.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I thought the NBA got rid of floppy. That's a flop.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: He's floppy mcflop.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: He's a flopper fish Jesus earlier in the game.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: No, he didn't he's a good player. I love Jaylen Brunce.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I like that guy. I like bru.
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: Listen then, why okay? Over here? I call certain girls
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: on the radio station and my name is Eric and
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: they said I'm like the left Field but for the
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: New Yankees, because I call all day. And when I
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: was in Maammy Beach, I'm telling you a bunch of
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: queers over there.
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: The one guy was staring at my ASD.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: What do you? What are you doing?
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: You?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Dog?
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: What do you?
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: What do you?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: What do you can't?
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: What do you?
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: I should dump that.
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: You're getting jealous of Melissa?
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, definitely jealous of Melissa. I can.
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: We get Jennifer Addison here a little.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: It's the scorpio in me.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm just a jealous person.
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: I'm a vergo.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Is that why you started calling dog? Is that what
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: you started calling the show again? Because Lorena you heard
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: her voice and you had to call in again.
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: I once had twelve girls in a hotel room.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: What are you saying?
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: He once had four girls in a hotel room.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Really they were cleaning the room, maybe next hour, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: there you go?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: All right? Is that idy? Dog? You just wanted to
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: tell those.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: I didn't want to hear any more of that story. Okay,
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: come on, I bet it got real fun.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Maybe Joe Dog will call up next hour and give
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: us the inside skinny.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Marcel's awake. Now he normally he's not up at this hour.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: He only waits for the last hour. He says, shut
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: down Tony in the Bay. Yeah, he sent that.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Out the rhetoric all weekend between these two guys. Yeah,
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: because late night directors said, late Night directess I said,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: look out, Marcel, Tony in the Bay is bringing a
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: haymaker on the phone call.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: And now Marcel is he's fired up. Yeah, you know.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: On his profile it says the official page of the
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: four time caller of the Year, but it does not
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: say the name of the show. It just says the
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: fourth collar of the Uh. It said Marcel's profile Marcel,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: and Brooklyn says, social media star podcaster.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Does he still do his podcast?
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Remember I went on I went on his podcast one
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: that Mornings with Marcel. I went on his podcast, and
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: he kept me on hold for a while, which I
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: mean pay back, right, I keep people on hold. So
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: he kept me on hold and then he read like
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: a Bible verse before he put me on it would
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: he be like a morning prayer or something like that.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: And then here's like.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: He was doing all this other stuff, and I said,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: but he told me to call in it like the
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: exact time, and then he he kind of messed.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Around with me. So with that, it's not nice. It's
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: going now to a man. You know this name.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: When you hear this name, ship that guy I've heard
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: of that name. We're going out of Boston working his
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: night job, the great Danny DeVito, Hello, Danny, Welcome.
• 25:51
  Speaker 10: What's going on?
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: If I was any better, I'd be a sock, but
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: not a red sock, because you know they're not that great.
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: Yes, hey, so it's going pretty good over here and Boston,
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: the stow is all gone, looking forward to the string.
• 26:07
  Speaker 10: But I want to talk about a team in my
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: back yacht over here that bought the Celtics. Did you
• 26:12
  Speaker 10: see that a couple of nights ago, two Banks players
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: going forty plus points? Is that how watered down this
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: league is?
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 26:19
  Speaker 10: You believe that I don't care about I know it's
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: against the Blazers, but that was pretty serious.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Well they were They each shot how many three point shots?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I think that was ninety plus three point shots combined
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: in that game. I did actually watch some of that game.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Mike Mike Tarrico did the play by player on TV.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Of all people, he filled in on the celhone doing that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, in that game.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think what they're trying to do and I
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: don't know, but he was on NBC Sports Boston. I
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: think what they were doing is because he's going to
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: do the NBA next year, because NBC has got the NBA,
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: so I think he had to get some reps in
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: on the NBA. But I watched the game and they
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: kept shooting three point shots. It was like Papa shot.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: It's like when I used to play video games before
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: it was cool to shoot three point shots.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: All I would do is shoot three point shots. And
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: that's what they were doing.
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, now exactly right, Yeah, they playing a video games.
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: It's Sheeltic Jo Dan.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: But I love it, Danny, I love it. And you watch.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I watched some of the nick Lakers game.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: And how many times are you in an NBA game
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: will they have like a three on one or a
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: two on one fast break and they'll kick it back
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: out rather than get a layup, They'll kick it back
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: out for a three point shot.
• 27:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah, shoot a thirty five exactly.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Even God, a hammered dunk or a layup, and you're like,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I'd rather shoot a three point shot, Like come on.
• 27:32
  Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, where is the what is it?
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: Ben?
• 27:35
  Speaker 10: Mell and meet and gree What do you travel the country?
• 27:38
  Speaker 10: Is that what you do?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Well normally, Danny.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: What I do is when I go to a city,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: if I like, for example, I usually go to Boston,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: they bring back the TV show and then I hang
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: out with people and we just you know, kind of
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: have a meal or whatever and uh talk and schmooze
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: and then a couple hours and that's it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's nice.
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: Ben. You're coming to Boston anytime soon? And why you
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: normally visit Boston.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Well, it depends if they if they pick up the
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: TV show.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: I'll be back in probably sometime in July or August
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: or something like that.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: So I'll let you know that.
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: TV show.
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: You should be doing that throughout the whole year because
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: you had a real passion towards baseball. That's one of
• 28:19
  Speaker 10: the very few you'll have that fast towards that short
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: So you should be doing that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I completely agree, and from your lips to TV executive's ears.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I am right there with you absolutely.
• 28:31
  Speaker 10: And one on one more thing, I just located the
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: uh the tech queen there on it's he attractive. It's
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: my first time actually seeing a picture of the boys attractive.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Larina, you're attracted.
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: Looking woman. But I'm very.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: Attractive, but I don't go to my Instagram.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Thank thank you. Danny are Yeah, she's got the only
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: fans over there.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Is no But if this job doesn't pay anymore, you
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: know what, maybe don't do that, glad people call up
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: to let us know that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: That she's attracted. What do you have called? Yeah, she's
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: not attractive, Ben, She's she's a heifer.
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: No, no, I mean, come on, as if they're breaking
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: news to us like.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: We we don't know what radio?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: And I like that Danny's been called at How long
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: is Danny DeVito? And by the way, Lorna, you can
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: tell your friends Danny DeVito said I'm attracted.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: You can say that and you wouldn't be wrong.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: The new I'm at this weekend is listening right now?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Oh all right, well, and I'm just staying Danny DeVito
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: happens to be out there and he's you know, but
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: he's in Boston, three thousand miles of which. Wow, okay,
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: so he thinks you're attractive. There you go, the great
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Danny DeVito.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: It is the Ben Maddis Show. We are working away
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: through the overnight.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: We'll get back to the calls right now because it's
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: a call in show.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Let's see who do we have, Eenie meenie mini mo.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Let's say hello to blind Scott who's on the north
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: into Boston and was very upset with the guy up
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: last hour or not last night the last hour of
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: yesterday's show.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm holding turf really strong here in the North End?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Are we going to have like a sixty style white
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: trash on turf war here in the North End? Like
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: they you have. I'm very well connected here. Mark, you know,
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Mark from Deadim or wherever he's from. He's not from
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: the North End. He's if we have trivia, he's not
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: from here. He's not going to intimidate me. I'm from
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: the North End. My family's built the whole North End.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: They came here from Ireland with the construction company. The
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Italians came in after. I mean, I'm not gonna crap
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: on Italian Americans, but they look like you know.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: When I like that, you said I'm not going to
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: do it, and now you're about to do it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I liked it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: You said I'm not going to do it, and then
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: the next thing out of your mouth is to do it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, you know you think Daddy DeVito wants to be
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: friends with me. He's from East Boston, like where Coop stayed,
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: because he said it on the radio, So like where
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Coop says he stayed when he walked from the airport
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: that time. So Coop came to Boston, he walked from
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: the airport to his airbnb. That's where the neighborhood where
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Danny DeVito is actually trump So like, well.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: You know we did.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Now you you were not at the first Mala meet
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: and great, but the first one I did was with
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Vinnie and we ate pizza in East Boston at San Tarpios.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: That's where we hung out.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: That's that's where it sounds like Danny. I mean, we
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: don't know for sure, but that's where it sounds like
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: he's trum because he was working at High Park. He
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: said he was from there. That's across the harbor. It's
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: only a mile away from here, so you know, I've
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: lived in the North and my whole life. Danny DeVito's
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: from East Boston, maybe Revere. We're from the same neighborhood.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: We probably know the same people that died in that
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: target bathroom in Revere. You know, doing dope. You know
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: some new people died in there. It's like an epidemic. Dude,
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: This Tony and the Bay guy, this guy at garbage. Dude,
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Tony in the Bed. You can't use disabled people. It's crops. Dude,
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: you're a loser. Your call stink. You only have one line.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna hide behind your car when you go out
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: with that nice to you know the jokes you make
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: on the radio, and I'm gonna scare you. So you
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: go to the bathroom in your pants and you have
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: to wear a diaper for the rest of the show.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: You're not gonna burbolos to on my cell. Dude, I'm
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: in charge the disabled people on the show. Get that
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: guy to callback right now. I'm going to Tomato. Can't
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: him next hour?
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: If you want me to all right, hold on a sec.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: We'll put you on hold, and if you want to
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: call back Tony in the Bay, call back next hour
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: and if blind Scott's got no life, he'll be on hold.
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  Speaker 3: Blank holds the NFL single season record for most rushing attempts.
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  Speaker 2: Again, run the ball much anymore.
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  Speaker 3: But Blank holds the NFL record for a single season
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  Speaker 3: most rushing attempts during a single NFL season.
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  Speaker 3: trivia of the hour. Blank holds the NFL single season
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  Speaker 3: record for the most rushing attempts.
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  Speaker 2: That is the question. What is the answer?
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  Speaker 3: Back in the old days to run the ball quite
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  Speaker 3: a bit? So what is the answer? Robbie the Mariner
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  Speaker 3: Sheldon a guy Smiley from JT The Wingman. It's it's
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  Speaker 3: That right, Okay, So either way you slice it, it's wrong.
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  Speaker 3: You were wrong the correct answer, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 3: The record was only set about twenty years ago. Larry
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  Speaker 3: Johnson of the City. It's twenty oh six, they had
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  Speaker 3: four hundred and sixteen carries. And last I heard, he
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  Speaker 3: just sends out like crazy stuff on social media now,
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  Speaker 3: but why not?
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  Speaker 2: That's what social media is for, all right? Here we
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  Speaker 6: This is one gets grilled.
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  Speaker 2: All coop duh.
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  Speaker 1: Lou be With all that has happened to the Mavericks
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  Speaker 1: over the past couple of weeks, do you think that
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  Speaker 1: their misfortune could serve as a turning point for the Suns.
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  Speaker 3: No, because here's the problem. It's a toxic miss mix.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's like oil and water. It's a it's bleach
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  Speaker 3: and ammonia.
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  Speaker 2: It just does not it does not go well together.
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  Speaker 3: So they've got to re restock the roster in Phoenix
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  Speaker 3: and it you know, I know, they beat the Clips
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  Speaker 3: the other night and that's, you know, their big win.
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  Speaker 3: And I I know it's impressive to beat the Clippers,
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  Speaker 3: and people love to beat the Clippers and they matter.
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  Speaker 2: And all that.
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  Speaker 3: But no, the Suns they're doom Now they're a little
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  Speaker 3: less doomed because of the Mavericks and their situation. So
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  Speaker 3: there is that, but there's still a warning label biohazard,
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  Speaker 3: do not touch around the Suns at this particular point.
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  Speaker 1: Next, Gardner Minshew followed up one of his best seasons
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL with one of his worst seasons, and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was informed by the Raiders that he will be
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  Speaker 1: released now, Ben, you've you've always been a fan of Minshew.
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  Speaker 2: That is right, Minshew Mania.
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  Speaker 7: Do you think he's done getting chances to start.
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  Speaker 3: Looking into my crystal ball? That was the last supper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he is not ever going to get a chance to
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  Speaker 3: start again regularly, and he'll be a backup somebody gets hurt.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say he's not gonna start again, but he'll
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  Speaker 3: never have a situation as good as that was supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be. Remember, they beat the Ravens the Raiders in
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  Speaker 3: Baltimore in week two or I believe it was Week
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  Speaker 3: two or week three of the NFL season, and then
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  Speaker 3: right after that they they lost to Carolina.
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  Speaker 2: They had an emotion sickness.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I love Minshew and I'll wear my jworts
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  Speaker 3: and all that and my redneck outfit. But no, he's
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  Speaker 3: not going to get another opportunity as a full time starter,
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  Speaker 3: and he'll be lucky to be a backup somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: It was so bad, and my god, it was horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Our next Kendrick Perkins is back with another hot take. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's proclaiming that the Nuggets are not a threat in
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  Speaker 1: the West and that they were exposed by the Lakers.
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  Speaker 7: Now, Ben, is he right about the Nuggets not being
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  Speaker 7: a threat?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm not going there. And the Nuggets they
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  Speaker 2: have to adjust.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's the whole point of this is that
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  Speaker 3: somebody figures something out and you play like you have constipation,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: and you've got to clear out the constipation and figure
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  Speaker 3: things out. And so now it's up to Michael Malone
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  Speaker 3: and the Nuggets to improve. I say, the Lakers, to
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  Speaker 3: their credit, they were able to contain Nikola Jokicic.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: But I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not ready to say that. It's only been a
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  Speaker 3: couple of games since that point.
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  Speaker 2: That seems crazy. I did love charge.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you're watching tn T, but Charles
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  Speaker 3: Barkley unloaded on Kendrick Perkins. It was was pretty entertaining.
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  Speaker 3: Barky's always been anyway, How did we do cool?
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  Speaker 7: You pass us in the show?
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  Speaker 9: All right?
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