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Sleep When the Baby Sleeps and Everything's Going To be Fine · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: We don't envy it at all. If you're watching this
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  Speaker 1: maybe early morning, say Thursday or Friday, and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so tired, I wish you could sleep. Nobody's tired
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  Speaker 1: at the time of the recording, then Brandon and his
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  Speaker 1: wife and probably thing what the hell? Well, if you're
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  Speaker 1: on social media, I think I feel like we can
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  Speaker 1: say this because I did see some pictures online. Brandon
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  Speaker 1: and his wife had another healthy little baby. So congratulations
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  Speaker 1: to the mcdermets on baby number Trey, you poor son
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  Speaker 1: of a gun.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and working the night shift. It's like he's he's
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  Speaker 2: begging his wife to him. I don't know if he's
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  Speaker 2: just someone needs to do a wellness check on Brandon Jay.
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  Speaker 2: We text him often. But yeah, he's working eight pm
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  Speaker 2: to five am with a newborn at home.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so is he working? I took it as he
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  Speaker 1: was doing the baby shift, right, because I mean he
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  Speaker 1: he works radio. I don't think he's working to eight
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  Speaker 1: to five in the radio shift, right.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I I That's why I thought maybe he
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  Speaker 2: was doing that for he was covering or something.
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  Speaker 1: Right, No, I see, I took it as because he
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  Speaker 1: usually works Monday through Friday. Unless there's events on the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: So I think he was putting in the baby shift,
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  Speaker 1: which I know some people are. They're like, oh, watching
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  Speaker 1: your kids work, you're not babies sitting listen. Usually single
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  Speaker 1: parents are not single parents. People who are single that
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  Speaker 1: don't have any kids are the ones to do that,
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  Speaker 1: or potentially stay at home moms, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: But I actually they wouldn't because it is a lot
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  Speaker 1: of goddamn work. There's no way I could be a
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  Speaker 1: stay at home parent. They put into work. But putting
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  Speaker 1: in that work like he's doing right now in Brandon,
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  Speaker 1: I mean the shift. I think it's smart. I mean
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  Speaker 1: when I when I had my kid, uh, it wasn't really.
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  Speaker 1: It was just we didn't have it smart enough setup
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  Speaker 1: to be like, all right, I'm gonna be on this
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  Speaker 1: duty here. It's smart.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I always I always say I'm not
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  Speaker 2: much of a reader, So this is probably true. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: that's what he was talking about. He was taking the
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  Speaker 2: night shift with with the baby, which would make sense
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  Speaker 2: because I was like, man, he's already at work and
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  Speaker 2: he's taking the night shift. I was like, my god,
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  Speaker 2: I fully support her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like absolutely, yeah, that's how I took it. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to make tomorrow work. And this is in
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  Speaker 1: our little group trap. You get a little sneak peek,
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  Speaker 1: and then it said I'm doing night shift, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: not getting to bed until five am. So it could
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  Speaker 1: be taken either way. I just assume that he was
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  Speaker 1: doing the night shift with the with the newborn, which
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  Speaker 1: would make sense or kids. Yeah, but is it were you?
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  Speaker 1: Were you one of those smart people that because the
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  Speaker 1: old thing was sleep when the baby sleeps. Were you
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  Speaker 1: one of them where we were like, no, I got
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  Speaker 1: stuff I gotta do and then just run on pure
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  Speaker 1: fumes and exhaustion.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of depends, like it would depend on the day. Sometimes,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm like begging the baby. I'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: please please go to sleep on I'm so tired, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And as soon as they're like, I'm like, yes, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a nap too, And then the NAP's
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  Speaker 2: never seem long enough, you know. And then even whenever
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  Speaker 2: you are napping, you're waking up every fifteen seconds, it
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  Speaker 2: seems like just making sure the baby's still breathing. You're
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  Speaker 2: just just staring at it like I swallowed you really tight?
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  Speaker 2: Is that blanket?
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  Speaker 1: Is?
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  Speaker 2: Is it moving? I can't sell.
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  Speaker 1: Swattle baby, swattle baby, So so let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: this is is a father of multiple kids? Which one
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  Speaker 1: do you think was potentially easier and a little less
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  Speaker 1: nerve wracking and exhausted. They're all exhaustion. But being a
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  Speaker 1: guy that has multiple like the first one, I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: at least for me, I didn't know what the hell
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  Speaker 1: I was doing. I mean, did I read the baby book?
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  Speaker 1: Like in the movie Nah that I watched, did you guys?
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  Speaker 1: I had to watch a movie while I was at
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  Speaker 1: the hospital of like basic shit they put her own.
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  Speaker 1: THEO was still a VCR S play and I was
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  Speaker 1: just like, I just walking there fast forward. I had
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  Speaker 1: no idea what the hell I was doing. I had
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  Speaker 1: no idea, So it was figuring things out, running on
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  Speaker 1: pure fumes, drinking coffee. That's when I started. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: drink coffee all the way up until I had a
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  Speaker 1: kid because I don't like energy drinks. I don't drink.
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  Speaker 1: So I needed a pick me up and I started
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  Speaker 1: drinking coffee. I hated it, and I'm like, I'm addicted.
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  Speaker 2: See I you know, I don't drink coffee. But I
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  Speaker 2: would say the same with my oldest.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea what I was doing and I
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  Speaker 2: still don't. But no, it's I didn't know what to expect,
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  Speaker 2: so everything I thought was like a disaster, you know,
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  Speaker 2: every every accident they had, every bump, every bruise. I
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  Speaker 2: was just like, you do we need to go to
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  Speaker 2: the doctor or am I going to be charged with
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  Speaker 2: murder because this kid is going to die? You know?
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  Speaker 1: And uh.
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  Speaker 2: And then by the third I was like, everything's fine,
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  Speaker 2: like it said, We've been through it all, you know.
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  Speaker 2: But man, it's I would say, though I have you know,
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  Speaker 2: one girl, two boys. She was the easiest child in
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  Speaker 2: the world. Yes, oh my god, Now, team.
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  Speaker 1: If you had the second one first, you wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: had the second one?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Now if I would have had my third one,
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  Speaker 2: first only child, for sure, one hundred poor percent. Yeah, absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: instant misectomy, Yes, I would even question it. You know.
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  Speaker 2: I would have been like twenty one and they were like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: are you sure you want to get this down of
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  Speaker 2: my absolutely? Can you just cut it off?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even I know you're doing the umbilical cord
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  Speaker 1: right now, doctor, But is there any chance we could
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  Speaker 1: just do a quick snip while you got the play
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  Speaker 1: well you got the knife and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, Absolutely, this kid is a absolute pain in
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  Speaker 2: my ass. But I wouldn't have it any other way.
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  Speaker 1: But I just have to say that at this point, right, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean, I'm pretty sure he's mine. I'm like eighty three
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  Speaker 2: percent sure he's mine. I've always wanted to go on
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  Speaker 2: Maury Povich. He's still alive, right.
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  Speaker 1: Not sure, can't confirm. I'm pretty sure the show's not.
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  Speaker 2: Here. Say he was. He was around during COVID. I
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  Speaker 2: want to say he was, like he brought back, like
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  Speaker 2: a resurgence like that. That was like, hold on, I
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: know Jerry died. I remember him. Jerry Springer's dead.
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  Speaker 1: He's still alive. Guess how old he is? Holy shit,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have guess this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so he looks old as hell's I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 2: he's eighty nine years old.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're pretty close. Eighty six. Dang, he looks pretty
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  Speaker 1: damn good for eighty six.
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  Speaker 2: He's pretty skeleton like he's uh he looks like skeletor uh.
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  Speaker 1: Last time I said his wife Connie Chung.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot he married Connie Chung.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got married in nineteen eighty four before me
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  Speaker 1: and you were born. But his first wife was Phyllis
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  Speaker 1: mink Coff, And I feel like that's kind of getting
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  Speaker 1: close to you been whack enough style names.
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  Speaker 3: Phyllis Minkoff might be a distant relative, but uh, I
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  Speaker 3: guarantee all Connie gives quite the chat lingas it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he was born in thirty nine, and he
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  Speaker 1: was married from sixty two seventy nine with old Minkoff
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  Speaker 1: and then went single for about five years and he's
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  Speaker 1: been with Connie Chunk ever since. That is a man
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  Speaker 1: that has more or less been married since sixty two. Geez.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like I think civil rights were still going
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  Speaker 2: on through could you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a thing to think about. And I
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: know every once in a while we throw out something
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: that's like I think you said a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 1: last week or the week before on one of the shows.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, you know, when it's twenty forty, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be looking back like we've been through this. We've
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: been through this. That's a weird thing to think about
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: when when we start to get a little bit older,
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  Speaker 1: all the stuff that we've gone through. But just look
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: at like Mari Povich. I never thought we'd have a
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  Speaker 1: conversation about him being alive in nineteen thirties. From the
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  Speaker 1: thirties to twenty twenties, the amount of things that that
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  Speaker 1: person has lived through, I mean, atomic bombs being dropped
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: from you know, reactors blowing up, to being able to
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: prove the aliens are real. And Trump is a president
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  Speaker 1: I mean right and all the other presidents and everything.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: It's man, he's seen some shit and just.
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  Speaker 2: Hearing the stories from his grandparents about what they lived,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like.
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  Speaker 1: Great Depression, and you know, the turn of the century
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  Speaker 1: and how quickly technology is advanced from nineteen thirties till
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  Speaker 1: now is unbelievab. You're thinking, well, it's a hundred years,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred years. The amount of things that we've been
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  Speaker 1: able to do improve it's pretty wild.
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  Speaker 2: It is, And just seemed like just like how like
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  Speaker 2: the technology has advanced just during our time, you know,
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: it's insane. Just again, we can look back at the
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  Speaker 2: video games. We've mentioned that before, just the progress that
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: we've seen in that. I just remember being thirteen and
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: thinking it's never going to get much better than this,
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: you know it can't. And then now putting in one
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: of those old original Xbox discs and being like, holy hell,
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: this is terrible. What it's this stuff?
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  Speaker 1: You know? And even first cell phones, you know, you
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: made a call, you had a text, and you had
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: snake on your phone, and like, I can play a
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  Speaker 1: game on my phone. I mean, we used to have
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  Speaker 1: to travel with. This makes it sound old. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like this. Cell phones still cameras, you know, everything separately,
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  Speaker 1: and now there's more computing power in these things than
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  Speaker 1: any computer that we own growing up. And for some
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: reason we still think every year we need a new
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: one of these. I mean, this runs, it's not getting
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  Speaker 1: that much better. I don't understand how marketing is so
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: good on cell phones that we are, not me and you.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know how old your cell phone is, but
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: to the point where people think they need a new
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  Speaker 1: one every single year to get like one half of
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  Speaker 1: a megapixel better, or maybe one little series of a
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: process or better, like maybe we need to make them
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  Speaker 1: better or something like that. And I know they're made
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: out overseas and stuff like that, but these phones, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this one's three years old and I'm still completely fine
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  Speaker 1: with it. You know, you take the pictures, you get
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  Speaker 1: on whatever you need to do.
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  Speaker 2: It works just fine. Yeah, I mean mine's uh creeping
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: up on I think about two years old, and I
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: have no need. Now I do hate that this tip
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  Speaker 2: particular fun. I like the note. I like the one
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: with the stylist. And the main reason why I used
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: to like it was because it had an external hard
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: drive or the hard drive but where you can put
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: the little SD card in there.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can have a little extra storage.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, so I would always have in there, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and I would be able to pop those in there
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  Speaker 2: no problem. And now it has like two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: fifty six gigs and they're like, hey, this is plenty,
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I got kids and a lot
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: of sports. I take a lot of pictures. It's like
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: we do. We do a lot of this stuff. A
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: lot of editing as well. So it's just like, uh no,
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: that takes a lot of space, so constantly trying to
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: move that stuff fast between this into and another computer,
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: and it's just it takes too long. I hate it.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: See I do that, And then they bet could I
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: have a Google phone? So it goes to the Google
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Photos and next thing, you know, my Google Drive is
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: like you were getting a little on storage even though
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: I pay extra for storage terabytes, and it still finds
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: a way to sneak up on the old storage. And yeah,
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: it's and it's it's I don't know, that's why those listening.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: I think a podcast the other day Rogan or something,
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: and they were like, we need an American phone that's
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: made in America with the basics. You know, still you
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: can get on this, you can get on that, but
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: just make it so good. Like remember back I forget
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: how long it was, but remember they used to make
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: like military grade cell phones that were indestructible and if
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: you actually broke them, they would they'd give you a refund.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: They were the basics, the text, the call. They might
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: have had Internet, I don't remember, but they were advertised
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: for civilians to be able to get military style and
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: they were. So I had a buddy that had one.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: You could do whatever. We would run it over with
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: the truck just every once in a while to prove
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: it and would hold up that thing would last forever.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: We so I used to work at a cell phone
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: store and we had several people who thought we used
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: to want it was called like a motorola brute. It
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: was a flip phone that this thing was, I mean solid. Yep,
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: there was a key to Sarah that was one and
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: that was back when Boost and next Tell was a
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: thing where you can just chirp or beat people or whatever.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: And how cool was that?
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: It was awesome And honestly, when they got rid of it,
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is insane. I was like, there's
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: a lot of people, especially in the fields, that rely
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: on this heavily, because if you didn't have service, that
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: still was an option that you could just you know,
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: do that. And I actually met one of my best
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: friends from working at one of those stores. But we
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: would beat each other at different locations asking for inventory
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: and we would uh, this guy worked in a mal kiosk,
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: and so he would just be like, oh, boys, I
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: wish you could see what's walking past here right now.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: And so once the iPhone became a thing, and like
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: facetiming became a thing, you know, we no longer had
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: to rely on the charp. He's just like one of
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: our demos would go off. We're like, oh man, you know,
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: it's the malkey Hosspepper and all you hear is who
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: look at this, look at this, We're like, oh, thank god,
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: technology is progressed, Like what a time to be alive.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think i'd recently heard. I don't know,
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: so I think I'll put allegedly that iPhones with T Mobile,
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: apparently with the latest upgrade, now have access to Skylink.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: And I don't think it's an added cost. I think
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: it's part of the plan or whatever. So as long
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: as you have clearer sight to the sky, you'll always
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: have service.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: That's why. Who do you use?
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: I'm Verizon very nice.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: Do you like it?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no problems because we don't. We're so
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: and you can relate to this, we're so small or whatever.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: It's like at and T doesn't really work T Mobile.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: I've never I don't know anybody that has T Mobile,
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: So mostly it's Verizon towers. And I know that even
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: you know, say Sprinter track phones or the other ones,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: still use the Verizon towers that they were granted access
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: to the same physical towers. But also Rogers is the
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: major network in Canada, so a lot of times we
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: get hit on roaming and with Verizon's it's much easier
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: with our integrated plan internationally than at and T to
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: to you know, be able to negotiate a border town.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Gotcha? Gotcha? I see. I started off with Sprint just
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: because when technically I started off was Singular.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember that, Oh I remember
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: the name.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what I started off with. And then
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: I worked at Sprint and they're like, hey, you should
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: probably have our service if we're going to work here,
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's a good point, you know, so
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, hey, our service is twenty bucks
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: a month unlimited, and I'm like, oh, hell I can
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: I add some family members on there? You know? So
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: that employee discount was awesome, had it for three years
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: after I quit that place, and once they finally found out,
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: I was devastated because those these plans are expensive.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: What do you? What are you? What are you? Roughly?
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: How many phones you got on your on your plan?
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I'm curious and not to pull this up and do
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: another McDonald's thing here, because what do you would you
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: say you were you? Are you still Sprint or you
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: used to be?
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  Speaker 2: I have now? So when Sprint became T Mobile, it
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: was like awful. I did. It was just it didn't
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: work here. So before people in the comments or anybody
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: jumped down my throat, you probably have T Mobile's probably amazing.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: I'm happy for you. For us, it did network well.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: But uh so now I have AT and T it
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: works amazing, and I have four phones?
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  Speaker 1: What are you? Roughly a month ballpark? You don't have
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: to give the figures out, I think.
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  Speaker 2: So we actually had to change a line because my
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: son broke his damn fast maybe his phone, so we
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: had to change it and actually made the bill cheaper.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know how, but I think it's like two ten.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Okay for four. Yeah, so we're five and we're like
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: two hundred bucks right now with Verizon. But what I
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: like with Verizon that I recently found out is you
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: can actually customize the plan by the line, so we
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: are because they're always upgrading and stuff. We were grandfathered,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: which is a weird term, right if you think about grandfather.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: We were grandfathered into this plan, but it's so old
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: that they're trying to get you out of it because
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: we had free hotspot with all the lines, but we're
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: very limited in what we can do, so they started
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: raising the price, which I don't like that they do
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: that to get you a new one, but then if
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: you want hotspot, it's ten bucks a line. But I
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: was able to negotiate with them via chat. My parents
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: they've had the same iPhone for probably five ten years.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, they got a deal right now. So
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: they were able to give them both brand new I
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: want to say sixteen's. I'm not an iPhone guy, but
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I think that's roughly the newest one. They each got
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: brand new ones for free, and as long as they
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: went to the new plan. With the new plan that
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: the old man got, he's like, I want the hotspot
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: just in case I need it. It was cheaper per line,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, huh.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: It's wild how they do that. And now I do
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: miss how you used to be able to, like, say
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: every two years, just to be able to get an upgrade.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: They're like, hey, you now qualify. You didn't have to
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: turn your phone in. They were just like, now you
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: qualify for it. But it was no more than two
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars that you'd have to spend on like the
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: newest iPhone or newest Android phone or whatever. And nowadays
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: it's like, hey, you qualify for a new phone. It's
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: like sweet, Like give me your old one. I'm like, huh,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I've been paying on this thing for two years. And
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: they're like yeah, but we still need it. If you
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: want to get a sweet deal on this new one,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like all right, cool, here's this phone. And I'm like,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: all right, here's a new sweet deal. We're going to
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: add thirty four dollars a month to your plan for
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: this new phone. Do you need insurance? That's an additional
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: eighteen dollars a month? Oh you need hotspot? Another ten
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: but it's you know, it's only it's only ten gigabytes
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: now per mine. So I'm very fortunate that the missus
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: is a healthcare worker because they get a very good
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: plan with AT and T to where we get unlimited everything,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: so including hotspots, so which is a lifesaver for road trips.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, kids, tablets when they don't have the phones. Und
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: So what they do here is you get X amount
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: at this higher speed with Verizon, but once you hit it,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: you still get unlimited. They just go at a slower speed.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: That's how they do it there. So it's like, but
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: what they do here with the phones is every year.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: It's the same thing. You trade it in and they
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: credit you the amount for so many months. So if
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: you want to do this one for two years or
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: thirty six months, they'll say, all right, your phone is free,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: but we're going to credit charge you and then credit you,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: say thirty four ninety nine a month or whatever, until
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: the phone's paid off for every every time it's upgraded.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You can either pay it off early or get a
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: new one every I think thirty six months. So not
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: a bad thing. Every three years for a new phone,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: no cost, you know.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And see, like I just the only reason why
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I would even need a new phone right now is
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: again just to be like, all right, we start new,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: gonna clean slate on the storage, you know what I mean,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: that's the that'd be the only reason I'm like, you know,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I'll get a new one. Or if they're like, hey,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: you'll make your bill thirty bucks cheaper a month, sweet,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: let's let's do that too. Why not?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: But yep, the last time I upgraded it, the only
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: reason I did is because it was trade in a
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: phone get a Google Pixel for like two of them,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: So me and my brother each got a Google Pixel
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: for nothing. They just took both our phones, trade them in.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: They were both free, so I'm like, why wouldn't you
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: you know, but it's I just hit the three year mark,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: so now you know what I mean, it's all paid
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: off or a Now they're like, hey, trade this in,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: we'll give you another pixel for free. Like it's the
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: same thing. It's the same feel. It's kind of like
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: you upgrading a truck every two, you know, every year
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: or two on a lease. You're just getting the latest model,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: you know, the new car smell smells good for you know,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, and then it smells just like
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: your farts and dirty feet and the kids ruin it
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: and just leave their shit all over it. So what's
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: the point gets paid off for.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: The new Madden each year? It's the same exact game
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: with a different roster. It's it's it's the same thing.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: There might be one different addition to the game, but
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: that's it. Yep.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Just both of our teams still not making playoffs? No, no,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: not pretty well, I guess my team did, but it doesn't.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. When there's no chance to winning, do
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: they even really make it? They just get a shittier
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: draft pick.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Yep, yep. That's what I love, being able to just
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: do barely enough to not make the playoffs, but not
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: good enough to be or not shitty enough to be
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: in the top ten of the picks.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I saw something about Dak Prescott on my news feed.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Was there some kind of drama with Dak's brother or
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: something like that calling out Jerry Jones. I don't know
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: to see something like that, you know.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: What, Honestly, it seems like that's a a tale as
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: old as time. Like he I think he does it
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: every single year. Uh, he's like Jack's or Jackson mahomesh. Really.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I know he also has one brother that's like a
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: little slower and even he knows to not say anything
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: on Twitter.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, I just googled Dek Prescott's brothers. One was rocking
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: of pirates at all? Right, truly, what I was just
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: talking about, that makes sense, That makes sense.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I apologize, No, no, no.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right here, you ft it up. Dek Prescott's brother
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: ransy Jerry Jones, Cowboys's major contract extension news strikes Dallas.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I thought they just extended him. They didn't. Is he
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: looking for another one?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: He doesn't. He already gets sixty million a year, like
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: what geez? Like he's Joel and beat at this point,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: just like, Hey, I'm gonna miss half a season, but
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: give me more money.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: That's insane, that is Yeah, I'm trying to go through
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: this real quick. And Tad Prescott, he's the one that
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: had the pirates head on, was critical of the defense,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: It was critical of this whatever. I mean, it's got
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: to be hard to be critical. If you're not a
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: guy in the locker room, I would be like me
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: and you being critical on this stuff, like we're average fans. Yeah,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: just because you're I guess you have a little more insight.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I guess if your brother's in the NFL, I would imagine.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: But that always looks bad because it always seems like, hey,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: is that what you know? Is that what Dak is
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: saying to him? You know, like it just it's never
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: a good look. So you just want like if if
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: someone was, you know, smart enough to see my athletic
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: capabilities and put me on their team, you know, they're
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: just wasting this talent just sitting here in this chair.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: But if they were smart enough to put me on
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: their team, I would hope to God my brother and
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: my mother would shut the hell up and not say
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: anything on those media, you know what I mean. But
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: they wouldn't, so I wouldn't tell him a damn thing.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Then it says wild trade idea brings Micah Parsons to
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: tears as Cowboy fans fear the worst under Jerry Jones.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I hope, I mean, are they gonna trade Parsons? Because
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I kind of hope they do, kind of hope they do.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: That's what it says.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: One of the truly shocked by the news had to
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: be Michaeh Person's reaction to maybe they're talking about the
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: NBA trade.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: See it now? They said that Jerry is now not
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: the worst owner in Dallas, that the Mavericks owners are
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: for the trade that they just did to the Lakers.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, so the way the headline reads, it's kind of
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: like me and you reading the same text message. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: took it as he was in tears because of the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: news of him potentially No, I'm pretty sure he was
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: in tears because a Luca being traded to the Lakers.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Which is absolutely insane, by the way, That is nuts, right,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: what is going on?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: The only thing that I heard, and I am by
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: far probably one of the last people to talk NBA news.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I think I really tried to get into the NBA
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: this year. I watched a couple of games. I enjoyed
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: a couple of the games. I don't have a team.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I think that's the biggest problem. Find a team. I'd
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: get into it. One of the guys that I coach with,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: he's a big, big, big Boston guy, like NBA is
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: his sport. Watches it. Got to see it like last
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: year them win it, like beyond pumped love it. I
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: don't have a team, you know. And so I hear
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: the news and we were chatting a little bit about it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: But in reading that, apparently some of the people said
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: that they thought because he wanted some kind of extension
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: or a major contract or something like that, Luca and
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Dallas was starting to have issues with his conditioning that
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: they said now was the time so they could retain
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you know, obviously Davis, and then I guess Davis wasn't
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: super happy in LA as well. Well. So it just
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: seemed to make sense, I guess. And I don't know,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: everybody's like, wait to go, jje, no.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Joke, Just like seems like an absolute seal for them,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: But who knows. I guess, well, we'll wait to see,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: but I don't know. It Just it's crazy too to
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: think when a lot of people are like, hey, you know,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Luke is only twenty five, and I'm like, nah, he's
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: got is he really? Yeah, he's twenty five, same reaction, Dude,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: he's not twenty five, And then uh, I think I
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: look at it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I think, so, yeah, he'll be twenty six February twenty eighth.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: He was born in nineteen ninety nine.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Insane, right, he's in the how long that we're like, oh,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: he's got to be in his thirties, you know, You're like, nope,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: he's still in his prime, and he still has plenty
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: of time.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: He's got at least ten left, probably not even getting
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: seven solid, good years of ball. Then who knows. I mean,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: he's let's be honest, I don't know this for sure,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: but if conditioning is a thing in Dallas, he's not
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: putting in the work like a Lebron James. I watched
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: that show that the series, the documentary whatever on Netflix.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: The amount of work that that dude has to do
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: every day just to play a game blows my mind.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, ninety nine point eight percent of
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: this world isn't going to put in the amount of
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: work that old Lebron James puts in just to be
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: able to do his job. I mean, I know people
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: that do two percent of the work to show up
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: to their job every day. You know this guy his
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe if we were all fueled by making millions and
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: millions of dollars, it would really incentivize it. But it
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: is wild.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: That is crazy, you know it. Just as a as
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: a Cowboys fan, I was like, thank you, finally somebody
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: can just get off of our nuts for a second.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: This is nice.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: The only thing that I naturally the first question was
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: all right, yes, you can start pairing some superstars together
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: this and that, but at the end of the day,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: there's only so many shots that you can have in
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: a game. And Luca averages about twenty one shots per game,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: So I wonder, let's see and Lebron averages nineteen point six.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: So if you have two guys putting up forty shots
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: a game, that seems like a lot, what do you
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many shots are in an average NBA game.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know that that's a good question. Because I
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: wonder because Kyrie was probably taking quite a few shots
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: as well when he was M M Luca. So I
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Let's see here, Apparently Elgin Baylor has attempted the most
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: career field goals per game, with twenty four per game.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I have no idea who that guy is. The average
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: NBA field goals attempt per game right now, Houston is
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: leading with about right around ninety to ninety three. In
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Memphis is right around ninety to so roughly ninety shots
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: a game. It's a lot, holy shit, a lot. I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: was thinking seventy. I thought that was even high, you
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, because if they say they shoot
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: fifty percent, that's a lot of points. That is a
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: lot that's ended. You don't usually shoot that.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: But I don't know, because I just got been watching
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: a whole bunch of third and fourth graders play basketball,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: and it feels like there was ninety shots too, but
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: the score is still usually like six to four.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Ninety shots are ninety travels, double dribbles and jump balls.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. The traveling is usually what's uh, you know,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: you let so much of it slide. But when they
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: get to about half court. You're like, for the love
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: of god, kid, bounce the ball.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: And they try to use half court as that barrier
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: too much because they know the other team can't quit
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: get them yet, so they run and run round stop
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: yep comes out of pick.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: That's the thing too. It's just like, hey, yeah, right,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: we don't press until half, you know. And it says
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: when I'm like, hey, you don't driple the ball, and
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: of course you got people in the crowd screaming come on,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: come on. It's like, dude, we're third and fourth graders.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Come on. And I judge everybody by their concession stand.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: The one I went to yesterday all a cart. Yeah
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: it was you know, you went through like their little
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: cafeteria and it had like a little salad bar thing,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: but with little ice buckets in there, so if you
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: wanted to gatorade, just grab which one you want ice cold?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, so I'm grabbing everything, and the
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: lady's looking and she's like you hungry, And I was
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: like always, every every single minute of the Dame iss like,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: what what do you got? And she's like, we got
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: pulled pork. And I was like, oh, I'm like okay,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: and she's like, do you want it in a sandwich
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: or nachos? And I was like, oh baby, I was
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: like you know what. I was like, I had a
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: sandwich recently. We're gonna do the nachos this time. She's like, okay, dude,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I'm telly for four bucks. I had one of those
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: like little cardboard food trays stack this. Huh. I just
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: full of he's me, my daughter, my son, and the
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: miss is just in there all just snacking on this thing.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: We still threw a quarter of it away and we're
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: all filled up, dude so much. And I was like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: this is box four bucks. So concession stand of the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Week barnered the weirdest town in the world pulled pork nacho.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Shout out to you guys.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Did was it something that somebody made you think or
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: was it like kind of catered in? Yeah?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Definitely somebody made I got.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Like homemade crock pots brought in.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, because it you can see kind of like
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: the lineup of different crockpots and everything, and I'm like, oh,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you know, you see the cheese and the chili and
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: everything else, so that uh, but man, everything else, like
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: you had the candy that was right there kind of like, honestly,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: you can help. Somebody didn't just go over there and
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: grab it and just run off and everything, but just
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: picked it up and they were just like, all right, hey,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: here's your total in and out. I was never in
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: that line for more than thirty seconds. So popcorn, salty lottery,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: big bag dollar. If it's more than a dollar, I
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: ain't getting it. Yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked popcorn prices last week, and I'm still
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: wanting to do a popcorn biz. But so maybe this
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: is our new thing because we're we're traveling to gym's
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: at this time of the year, one through ten, one
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: the worst, ten, the best. Were you going to rate yours?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: And then I'll tell you about my my concession stan
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: of the week? Hmm?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Seems pretty good this one here. I still spent quite
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: a bit. But overall their gatorades were three dollars, which
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: is pushing it that it was the big ones, so
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: that you know, I will say that, but normally everywhere
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: else it's usually two fifty. So am I going to
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: complain about fifty cents? Yes? Absolutely? A picky man out
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: of ten though, so given eight at eight point three
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: out of ten, I'm a pretty good one. It's it's good.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: It's up there, what about you.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: So they had like Dunkin donuts. There's a Dunkin in
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: the area, so they had Dunkin coffee, Dunkin donuts. I
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: think there were like a buck fifty a donut, your
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: typical Dunkin ones. I didn't think that was a huge markup.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: They had chili which did look really good. The wife
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: had it and it was your standard just normal grocery
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: store wood or not, yeah, wooden plate, paper plates, and
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: they filled those up. It was I think three fifty.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I think they charged for the chili. She said it
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: was pretty good, you know so, and it was hardy,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: lots of veggies. They threw corn in it, which not
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of people do the corn in the chili.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: They had pizza, which I believe they did a little
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: breakfast pezza in the morning and it looked like pizza
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: hut pizza, you know what they were charging. The one
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: thing I didn't like it was all handwritten signs. They
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: were supposed to be fifty cent brownies. They crossed it
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: out and changed it to a dollar. Not sure what
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: did that, but it's like, come on, you had everybody
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: pump for fifty cents went to a dollar. It must
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: have been a hot eyed. Then they had their ear
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: typical nachos with cheese, but they were asking how much
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: cheese do you want? Like light loaded, So then the
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: huge tubs of nacho cheese was always as a hit
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: in cafetias hot as hell, like as hell. And the
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: bags of popcorn they were only they were little bags
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: for a buck. They were a buck. But I wasn't
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I personally wasn't happy for the bang of the buck.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: You know, service was good, and they had the little
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: gatorades I think a buck fifty or two bucks. Waters
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: were a buck, so I mean they made their money.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: They you know, the kid loved the nachos, the wife
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: loved the nachos and the chili. But the old buddy
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: of mine said, hey, here's the deal. You got to
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: get the nachos with the fritos. So that then they
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: ran out of Frito's by the time he could get it,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: so he was kind of a little upset. I mean,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I've seen some better ones, so for me, this one's
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: gonna be like six point one. I mean it was basic,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: it was good, but nothing nothing that stands out like
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: for me sports, you gotta have some soft pretzels, good
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: mark up on those, and you gotta have some hot dogs.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And then you know, maybe you know, let people get
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: a little creative, say hey, I want some chili cheese nachos.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Charge them an extra buck or two. You know, say,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: you know, if it's three fifty hey five bucks, you
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: can have your chili cheese nachos. It's less chili. You're
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: still you're still gonna use the cheese for nachos. Up selling.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: See the majority of the places around here, and they
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: give you the option. Usually it's fifty cents more for
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: chili if you want chili and cheese on your nachos. So,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: but they had this here. They had the pretzels, they
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: had even walking tacos, they had that in there as well.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: So they just put it in the little dourrido bag.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, and then I seen that, you know,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: we were lucky to have the afternoon tournaments. So I
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: seen the menu for the girls that was in the morning,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: and they had busits and gravy and stuff like that
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: as well. I was like ooh, And I was like,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: did you guys have hash Browns and they're like, oh yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh god, I am just say
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: it about every week. But I was slut for some
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: could hash Browns. Man got put it on a Hambursby.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Oh the crispy are the better if they're Sobby, Get
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: that shit out of here.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It seems like if you if you do chrism
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: up a little, they're a little less greasy too, so
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the exit is a little bit better in my opinion.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: So were you so you don't get any It's like
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: for me, the only thing I had all they did
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: have a mac and cheese. I heard was good. I
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: didn't see it, so I don't typically eat at those
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: because I know I got to take a dump for
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: whatever reason. This is a pretty big school, like bigger
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: than this obviously the school that I went to and
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: graduated from and the kid goes to now. For class wise,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: D is the smallest in this area. This was a
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: b so more kids, you know, more options. They only
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: had I think one set of bathrooms open in the
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: entire school, and two different gyms spread out pretty decently,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: and there was there was two yeurnals and one shitter.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, man, it's a pretty busy bathroom too,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Like if I got to take a dumb probably gonna
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: make some people have to wait, and it's gonna be
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: a little bit awkward. So all I had there fill stations.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: They got the bottle fill stations, so I know that
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not, you know, drinking water with some kid that's
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: probably got something sick with a stupid mouth over a
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: water fountain. And an apple. I had an apple fifty
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: cents for a goddamn apple.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Damn. It doesn't used to be complimentary back in the
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: day too, if you just wanted some fruit, you know
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: what I mean.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: But I would think I was the only one that
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: got some goddamn fruit.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like if someone has said, hey can
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I get an apple? You're like, are you okay? Like
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: blink twice? Are you? Like? What's what's going on? So, uh,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: that's no that that's that's insane. And candy price is
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: usually that they have over there really outrageous. But uh,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I usually judge the bathrooms too, but I pre game
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: with an emmodium.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: But to be honest, the smart a.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Little shameless promoting roid rage. Don't they a dumb ass?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Be a numb ass? Okay? I have. I have yet
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: to use the ointment. Haven't needed it. Haven't have you been?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Uh you've been eating the gummies too, right?
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I have? And so I did forget one day and
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I was really upset. I was like, man, I really
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: want to I want to do good on this. I
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: did find out I was doing like a gummy in
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: the morning and a gummy in the evening. Right switched
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: it up. I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna do
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: two in the morning just in case I don't want
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: to forget. I'm just gonna pop both of them in
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: the same time. I took the healthiest ship this morning
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: of my life. Like it's not in my life, but
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: it was probably the last sixty days, I would say easily.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: I was like ooh. I was like what is I said,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: what is this pain? I was like, man, I'm cramping almost.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, there you go. Time to go take
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: a shit. And whenever I did, I was like, oh man,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I was like this is uh, this is I kind
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: of stood away, looked admired it for a little bit
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: and I was like I almost took a picture and
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: sent it to you guys. I'm like, guys, this project works.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I was like like, Max, if you're not taking it,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: you should because this stuff it works.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't know because they sent the ointment in the
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: gummies to me as well, and I was like, what's
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: it gonna do if I just take fiber in a
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: little extra magnesium, like, so I message them and they're like,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: it's just gonna make you poop better, like honestly, so,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: being a guy with some stomach issues, yeah, I started
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: doing the two a day. I was like, risky business
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: because what if it upsets my stomach? You don't know.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna roll the dice here,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: even if I'm at work whatever. So I started taking
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: two and I've noticed I don't have to I honestly
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: don't have to poop as much. And it's an easier dump,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: like it's not And I know people are going, you
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: guys are really talking about shit again. It's not like
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about being too graphic. It's not
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: too soft. But it's not like so hard that you
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: got a strain. It's just a healthy dump. Like and
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I'm usually two to four a day. I've been just
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: a nice, good one usually after the meals. And I
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: even didn't have to morning poop. The other day, I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: sat down because it's just my routine, and I was
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: just like, I am I even sitting here. I don't
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: even to take a shit.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Mine. I typically do mine in the morning, and I
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I usually it was like three or four. I would
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: text you guys. You'd be like, well, I'm on my
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: fifth one, and they're like, man, it's not even seven
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: thirty in the morning. I'm like, I know.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Which I was after that day, you didn't have to
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: use the ointment.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I know, I was really really and I thought I
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: was gonna have to use it because I I mean we,
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I'd say I we did some very very fat shit.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I mean just nobody could decide what sounded good to
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: eat for dinner. I was like, hey, I'm gonna go
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: pick something up. I was like, I already have to
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: be in town. What do you guys want? And then
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: I get it was, oh no, it was Thursday because
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: it was by one get one free wings at b
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Dubs Buffalo Wild Wings, and I'm like, there you go,
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: super cheap. Even had a discount thing on my app saying, hey,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: spend twenty bucks, we'll give you a free appetizer. Guess
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: what I had forty wings for like I think twenty
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: one dollars.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, hmm, gotta love them. Map suck it burly.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, let's go, baby. So I get this
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: app it's chips and dip. Why because the missus is
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: like I don't really want wings. I'm like, what do
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: you want? And she's like, I got enough points for
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: a free breed out Chipotle and I'm like that's within
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: walking distance of each other. I'm like, okay, that's okay,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: that's fine. And I was like, we're not spending the
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: extra money.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Did you actually walk?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: No? Yeah, must be real, Must be real. And then
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: my daughter overhears and she's like, hey, you know what's
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: in between these ones? And I'm like come on now.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: She's like chick full on and I was like, oh.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I was like I hate their drive through. It is
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: the most inconvenient drive through to get through. I drive
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: a truck. Hate it, you know. And I was like
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: all right. She's like I have enough points and I
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: was like here, what do you go? And I was
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: like what happened to it? Like? Now we got forty
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: wings and I'm like, now it's just for three people.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Because the two people are backing out. I'm like, what
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: are we doing here? And I was like, now, I'm
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: committed to the free appetizer. I don't want to take
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: any away. I was like, oh my god, okay. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: asked my son. I was like, hey, you don't want
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: to change anything. He says, no, wings, it is am
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I thank god, a man of taste that just wants
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: to be simple, and everything's fine. Then I get to
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: my youngest. I'm like, you're okay with wings still right?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: And he goes, hm, can I McDonald's And I'm like,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to McDonald's. No way. I was like,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: we have what do you want? Chicken nuggets? And I'm
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: like we're getting that here, but different flavors. And he's like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I guess I don't get what I want. I'm like,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I have enough points with McDonald's. I will get you.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: So guess what. As we're heading that way, the youngest
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: is like, ah, but I wanted pizza and I'm like, no,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: you didn't even say that. I was like, you said
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: you wanted a happy meal. So I texted missus and
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, we're already on our way. I
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: was like, do you guys want Little Caesars. I said,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: we can get a hot ready for like five bucks,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: you know. So then I got on the app. They
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: had free crazy bread with any purchase, and I'm like,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: this is destiny. I was like, let's so I went
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: to Little Caesar's, McDonald's, Chick fil A, Buffalo Wild Wings,
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: and Chipotle Holy Shit in one evening. It took me,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: no joke, forty five minutes to go around everywhere, and
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: it was close together. Chick fil A, I hype up
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: your drive through. Usually I'm not a big fan of
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: your food, but I'm like, ah, you're driving through, easy peasy. No,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened. The car that was in
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: front didn't get their food. I got my food. I
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: can't go nowhere. Three people behind me get their food
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: and they're like everyone's kind of honking, and I'm like,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: they can't see the car in front of me. So
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I'm hearing, hey, go the truck and I'm like, piss off.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: You should be yelling at me. This is the Lord's chicken.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Let's be it's not Sunday.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, come on now. I was like,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: let's be, let's be nice to one another. But inside
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the f is going on with this?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I was like move so but uh and then McDonald's,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: of course doesn't matter. Every time there's two, there's two,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: there's two speakers. I choose the wrong one every time,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: and they're.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Saying them'll like pull over lanes at the one near
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you too, where if your food's not ready, they'll be like,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: can you pull over to two and we'll bring it
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: out when you're ready?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Every time, and since we have so many kids, they
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: always get like that chaables thing where it's forty nuggets.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: So I'm guaranteed every time they're like, hey, we're gonna
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: have to park you because not only did you order
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: forty nuggets, but you also got a happy MILLI six nuggets.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I know, I know, and there like
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, you fat have for I'm like, they're not
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: all for me, Am I gonna eat what's left over.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I guarantee if they're not looking at you and
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: calling you a fat heifer from other things that I
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: would have to imagine roll through that drive through.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I wonder if that lift wrapper has ever been looked
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: at up and down at a McDonald's, because have you
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: seen the pictures of her as well. That's uh. They're
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: like because she's like, look, I can fit in any
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: vehicle I want to. And she's been taking pictures of
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: herself in very large SUVs. But all these haven't the
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: door wide open. Yeah, she's never she's never in the vehicle.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: So every time I click on the comments, it never
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: never fails that they're like, hey, but that seatbed on, girl,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: If you can't click it, you must have quit it.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Just I mean, when you're that big, you know you're
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: that big, you know where you're gonna fit and you're
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: not gonna fit. It's like, okay, I'm pretty big. Am
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I gonna be able to reach under my bed and
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: grab that suitcase? You're not probably not gonna try. Are
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: you gonna have somebody else do it? Or you're gonna
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: use something to pop that out? And or you're not
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: gonna put them underneath the bed. Like, let's be honest.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: You know, we've all we all have a friend who's
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: really big and they know their limitations. Yeah, this person
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: knows what they were getting into. They're making a big deal,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: whether it's for their career or whether they're just bored.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: They're looking for some money, you know what you you know, stop.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: And honestly, I know who was it Kevin Smith that
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: tried to sue was it Southwest whatever? Whenever they tried
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: charge him for two seats. If you can't, I'm trying
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: to be respectful, you should be charged for two seats. Yeah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, are you occupying two seats? Well? Yes, because
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: well I have health issues and stuff like that. That's okay,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: that's fine, You're gonna pay extra. I don't. I don't know.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I tried to. I know that I'm not small person
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: by any regards, and I'm like, hey, I want the
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: aisle seats so i can have a little bit of
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: that leg room. I'm always choosing the I'm a safe individual.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I'm choosing the emergency exit row. I want that leg room, the.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Leg room, and I want to be the hero.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, and I'm honest. I mean, first one out me,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: it's okay, doors opening. I will test to make sure
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: that slide is operational. Well, you guys know it's good,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: you know, but I guess we probably should make yeah,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: next next topic on that.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's what I was like, Maybe we shouldn't
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: talk Caroline stuff. Obviously we know it's a it's a
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: bad situation that recently happened, but not trying to make
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: plane jokes. We're making lung like jokes. Yes, I was
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: just talking to my parents. They're getting ready to go
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: on a cruise, and I'm like, there is a zero
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: percent chance of me getting on an airplane anytime soon.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: There is just been one scary close call hearing this.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's been small craft crashes, you know, obviously
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: the major tragedy, you know, just there's been a lot
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: of issues in the airlines lately, and I'm not sure
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: what's causing it, but I am terrified to get on
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: a plane right now.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Same, I'm very glad. I rarely get on airplanes. We
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: do a lot of ours driving, you know, I know,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: you're you and I. A three or four hour drive
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: is nothing to us. And then we have other friends
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: where going, oh my god, that's a long drive. We're like,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: this is this is easy, this is nothing, you know.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: So I was very fortunate that I got on my
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: airplane November, and I'm like, I'm glad because if it
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: was March or April, I'd be like, I'll just drive
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: to Vegas. I don't even fly. Nope, no, thank you.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I know, me and the wife we've been talking about
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: trying to get to Nashville. Her sister lives down there.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: We really want to go. We love live music and
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: hanging out. And everybody's like, oh, get your wallet out,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: because it's not cheap to eat and drink down there.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that because where we go, you know,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: you can spend two or three bucks for a beer,
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  Speaker 1: and we you know, we have And she's like, let's
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: look how long of a potential drive it is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like it, it's probably in the move. I know.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I got to go to Ohio this summer for a
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: softball tournament and I'm like eight and a half hours
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  Speaker 1: one way.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be a long one. That's Nashville for me.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I possibly have to attend one. And in April and
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: they were talking about driving and I was like going
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: to thank God and everyone's like, yeah, you want to drive,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, it doesn't. The nine hour driving nothing.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: And especially if I uh, I think, are you the
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: one that likes to drive or do you do you
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: like to be the passenger? Princess?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I like to drive?
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Do you hate being in the passenger seat kind of
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: does it make you very anxious whenever like that little
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: mistakes and everything else, does it like drive you over
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: the edge?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Not too bad, but it just like I just get bored,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Like I'm not a type of guy that can just
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: aimlessly scroll or do this. And I cannot nap on
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: a moving vehicle, like whether it's a car trip, whether
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: it's a plane whatever. I just struggle turning my brain
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  Speaker 1: off and I try. I try watching movies, TV shows
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: like I'll download them, and I just physically can't. So
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: then it's just me. Just like I try to bring books,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I try to read, I can't read. I'm just miserable.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: So I need to drive and listen to music and
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: just be in control.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: I guess that's so. I guess I don't know if
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: it's a control thing or not, but I think it
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: is for myself because I cannot say my usually can't sleep.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: But if I feel the car just goes slightly off
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: the road, I'm like, you know, my heart, just I'm like,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you doing? You know, like I
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: trusted you. I was I was getting ready to close
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: my eyes now I don't want to.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in New York, they get the rumble strips in
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the middle. So if you hit a little to the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: center the right, if it's a bunch of buddies and
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: stuff and it's a road trip and there's kind of
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: that atmosphere and that vibe, i could be a passenger,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: and you know, maybe if there's a couple of road
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: sodas involved, I'm like, all right, I can I can
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: do this. I'm a little relaxed and no big deal.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: But yeah, typically I like to drive.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: That's out. And then usually if I'm driving and everyone
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: is partaking in either the Devil's Lettuce or some some
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: road sodas, that's what I'm like. I'm usually even more
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: at edge. I'm like they're all sat there rocking back
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: and forth or everything, just listening to music, screaming, and
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, I'm just gonna just drive off the
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: edge of the road here, just real quick, just one
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: quick turn of the steering wheel and we're all just
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: gonna go.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: More proof that we were not built to be bus drivers.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine having a whole bunch of crazy kids
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: on a bus trying to drive their asses around.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Nope, I would be like Chris Farley for sure, and
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Billy Madison one hundred percent. I would be like him,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: that's unreal.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: But I just looked. I just looked at the clock
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: for the very first time, and I think we got
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: ourselves an episode. What of that quick poop to all
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: sorts of different from poops to school buses, We're all
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: going full circle. But yeah, check out the friends of
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• 51:38
  Speaker 1: won't or don't, I don't really care, but even I
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: appreciate the hell out of your brother Brandon again, big congratulations.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're not gonna listen or watch this, and
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: hopefully you'll see his very tired but beautiful face next week.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: But if not, it's understandable because well, he ain't getting
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: any sleep because number three it's gonna keep them away,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: and so is number one and two good luck.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: With multiple kids. Were saying, Hey, what were you thinking.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I'm so so grateful that I do not have to
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: start over. I couldn't imagine, could again, never again, couldn't imagine.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: But congratulations Brandon, good luck, buddy, are the best luck
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: my dude, And uh, that's all we got. We'll be
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: back next week. Enjoy the rest of your week and
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: go enjoy the super Bowl. So this weekend it's a
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of teams, well, two teams that nobody really
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: wants to win unless you're fans of those teams. So
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: check out the Body Wrong for our predictions two days
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: before the Old super Bowl, which is coming out tomorrow.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: If you're watching this on a Thursday, it's going to
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: be interesting.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be interesting.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: But sorry, I just pictured Philly winning and the stupidity
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: that would come from all of that goddamn city. But
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: maybe they'll burn it down and it will never have
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: to be a problem again.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like, if they lose, the city burns. If
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: they win, the city burns, so we have something to
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: look forward to. Hell.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's all we got. We'll be back
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: next week. Be good, dear Wieners. Bye bye.