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- 0:03Speaker 1: Welcome to the Three Martini Lunch.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Grab a stool next to Greg Karambas of Radio America
- 0:07Speaker 2: and Jim Garrity of National Review. Three martinis coming up.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Welcome to the last call of the week for the
- 0:15Speaker 3: Three Martini Lunch. This is our weekly recap of the
- 0:18Speaker 3: biggest stories of the week. In this edition, the Democrats
- 0:21Speaker 3: get a prominent endorsement from Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.
- 0:26Speaker 3: A possible terrorist attempt to crash an airliner filled with
- 0:29Speaker 3: Israelis is safe thanks to the heroes on board. And
- 0:32Speaker 3: the proof is in. TikTok and other short video sites
- 0:35Speaker 3: are rotting your brain, and specifically your memory. And in
- 0:39Speaker 3: our Chaser of the Week, dastardly outside interest groups run
- 0:43Speaker 3: vicious attack ads against Jim's New York Jets and Greg's
- 0:46Speaker 3: Chicago Bears ahead of their big game on Sunday. And
- 0:50Speaker 3: they even have narrators that sound just like us. But
- 0:53Speaker 3: we begin with the IRGC publicly urging Americans to vote
- 0:57Speaker 3: against President Trump. Well, Jim, you know, everybody's clamoring for
- 1:00Speaker 3: endorsements in the midterm election as they get close to
- 1:03Speaker 3: election day. You know, if you can get a bigwig
- 1:05Speaker 3: in your party to endorse you during the primary, that's
- 1:08Speaker 3: a big deal. If you can get other prominent people,
- 1:11Speaker 3: maybe kind of the middle of the road people or
- 1:12Speaker 3: even in the other party to endorse you for the
- 1:14Speaker 3: general election, maybe that's a feather in your cap or
- 1:17Speaker 3: just consolidating your base. That's a really good thing, too.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Sometimes you get endorsements that you might not want. But
- 1:22Speaker 3: that's where the Democrats are today. They've been endorsed by
- 1:25Speaker 3: the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps of Iran. New York Post
- 1:32Speaker 3: with the story here. The IRGC put out a 25-page
- 1:35Speaker 3: letter addressed to Americans urging them to oppose President Donald
- 1:38Speaker 3: Trump during the upcoming midterm elections. They claimed the president
- 1:43Speaker 3: and his support of Israel were the cause of the war,
- 1:45Speaker 3: and they urged voters to reject both. in the voting booth.
- 1:49Speaker 3: The letter accuses Trump of concealing, quote, the peaceful nature
- 1:52Speaker 3: of Iran's nuclear program, despite allegations from the International Atomic
- 1:56Speaker 3: Energy Agency watchdog that Tehran was enriching its uranium beyond
- 2:00Speaker 3: what was needed for a power plant. The IRGC also
- 2:03Speaker 3: lashed out against the U.S. government designating the security force
- 2:07Speaker 3: as a terrorist group, claiming there was not, quote, a
- 2:10Speaker 3: single verifiable instance where the IRGC has committed an act
- 2:14Speaker 3: of violence against civilians, unquote. The Post says, hey, that
- 2:18Speaker 3: remark comes as the regime stands accused of killing between 7,000
- 2:21Speaker 3: and 30,000 protesters in January of this year during a
- 2:24Speaker 3: brutal crackdown on dissent, which the regime defends by claiming
- 2:28Speaker 3: the violence was instigated by foreign actors. They also claim,
- 2:32Speaker 3: of course, that the U.S. economy is about to collapse
- 2:34Speaker 3: and we're going to be feeling great economic pain, all
- 2:37Speaker 3: Trump's fault.
- 2:37Speaker 1: So.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Vote Democrat is essentially the message from the IRGC here. Jim,
- 2:43Speaker 3: if you're the Republicans, you couldn't ask for a better
- 2:44Speaker 3: endorsement going the other way.
- 2:46Speaker 2: I was going to say, you know, if you're a Republican,
- 2:48Speaker 2: you're running ads about this. If you're the Democrats, you aren't. Folks,
- 2:51Speaker 2: I'm going to take the way back machine to before
- 2:55Speaker 2: the existence of the three martini lunch, six years before it,
- 2:57Speaker 2: to be honest. And 2004 presidential election, George W. Bush
- 3:02Speaker 2: versus John Kerry, the start of the Kerry spot at
- 3:05Speaker 2: National Review. And, you know, the war on terror, obviously,
- 3:10Speaker 2: and the Iraq war were front and center for much
- 3:14Speaker 2: of that campaign. Other issues as well, but it was
- 3:16Speaker 2: very much John Kerry. I actually voted for the $ 87
- 3:20Speaker 2: billion before I voted against it. And I don't think
- 3:23Speaker 2: this was decisive in the race, but it was something
- 3:26Speaker 2: of an October surprise. And it was the Friday before
- 3:30Speaker 2: the election, Osama bin Laden issued a new video statement, released,
- 3:33Speaker 2: I believe, through Al Jazeera. It's been like a couple
- 3:35Speaker 2: of months since we had heard from Bin Laden. And,
- 3:39Speaker 2: you know, people since 2010, since Bin Laden was killed
- 3:42Speaker 2: in the Navy SEAL raid, there's kind of it's easy
- 3:44Speaker 2: to forget.
- 3:46Speaker 1: You know, Bin Laden, he would pop up.
- 3:47Speaker 2: He'd issue some diatribe on video and it would be
- 3:51Speaker 2: kind of scary looking and sounding. And then, you know,
- 3:54Speaker 2: but then he would disappear for a couple of months.
- 3:56Speaker 2: And there'd be this question of like, did he die?
- 3:59Speaker 1: Is he injured?
- 4:00Speaker 2: Remember the belief that he was on kidney dialysis, all
- 4:03Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. But this message came out and
- 4:06Speaker 2: there were different translations of the words he used, but
- 4:09Speaker 2: he said something along the lines of the regions that
- 4:13Speaker 2: are not opposed to us will not be struck the
- 4:15Speaker 2: regions that were. And some people are basically saying he's
- 4:18Speaker 2: going to strike red states because he sees that as opposition.
- 4:21Speaker 2: He sees that as blue states as not being opposed
- 4:24Speaker 2: to him. Now, it's Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda hates all Americans.
- 4:28Speaker 2: There really is not a partisan preference for Al Qaeda.
- 4:31Speaker 2: But that having been said, bringing the issue of terror
- 4:34Speaker 2: front and center right before Election Day in 2004 in
- 4:38Speaker 2: an era where early voting was much rarer, Greg, and
- 4:40Speaker 2: Election Day was a much bigger deal. I think that
- 4:43Speaker 2: was an advantage to George W. Bush in those closing days.
- 4:46Speaker 2: If the message from the Iranians is Trump has done
- 4:50Speaker 2: wrong and American people, we want you to vote for
- 4:53Speaker 2: Democrats to punish Trump. I don't look here. The Democrats
- 4:57Speaker 2: are saying, please stop. Do not endorse us. Do not
- 5:00Speaker 2: talk about us. You know, don't stir up trouble between
- 5:04Speaker 2: now and Election Day, because the more that happens, the
- 5:08Speaker 2: more Americans might say, you know, I got some problems
- 5:10Speaker 2: the way Trump didn't go to Congress. Trump didn't really
- 5:13Speaker 2: announce this. He didn't really make a very cohesive case
- 5:16Speaker 2: for this. But I really bleeping hate the Iranian mullahs,
- 5:19Speaker 2: and I'm not going to let them tell us what
- 5:20Speaker 2: we ought to do in the Middle East or anywhere else.
- 5:23Speaker 2: And that probably could– that could stir things back towards
- 5:25Speaker 2: the Republicans. If you're the Democrats, you need this like
- 5:30Speaker 2: stubbing your toe or maybe even worse than that. And
- 5:33Speaker 2: I kind of am left wondering, will Republicans have the
- 5:37Speaker 2: wherewithal to spotlight this? Also, Greg, did I hear correctly
- 5:40Speaker 2: that this was a 42-page message from the Iranian Revolutionary
- 5:43Speaker 2: Guard Corps?
- 5:43Speaker 3: 25, but still way too long.
- 5:45Speaker 1: 25.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Have you guys heard about TikTok and how it's shortening
- 5:50Speaker 2: Americans'– Six seconds.
- 5:52Speaker 1: You really needed the elevator pitch.
- 5:54Speaker 2: And I realized they may not be into that over there, Greg,
- 5:57Speaker 2: because I'm not sure there are any buildings tall enough
- 6:00Speaker 2: for an elevator still.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Standing in Iran. But nonetheless, you guys, bullet points.
- 6:05Speaker 2: If there was ever a time for Axios smart brevity,
- 6:09Speaker 2: this would be it, Iranians.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Get to the point. Ain't nobody got time for that.
- 6:13Speaker 3: I got some bullet points for the IRGC.
- 6:15Speaker 1: I set that up. I didn't even realize it. So, yes,
- 6:20Speaker 1: if you're a Republican.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Hey, my opponent's endorsed by the Democratic Socialists of America
- 6:25Speaker 3: and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Council.
- 6:27Speaker 2: My opponent is a uniter, not a divider. Not since
- 6:31Speaker 2: the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact have we seen two great tastes that
- 6:35Speaker 2: belong together like this.
- 6:37Speaker 3: All right, Jim. Well, we know the Iranians want us
- 6:39Speaker 3: dead and the terrorists that they sponsor. But I'll tell
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- 7:54Speaker 3: foiled terrorist attacks at a military base in the UK,
- 7:58Speaker 3: at the Texas state capitol, and the attempted crashing of
- 8:01Speaker 3: a fly Dubai flight to Tel Aviv. Here's how Jim
- 8:04Speaker 3: and I discussed the attempted hijacking and crash on Wednesday. Jim,
- 8:08Speaker 3: I think it was less than a month ago, in fact,
- 8:10Speaker 3: earlier this month, where we talked about how since 9-11,
- 8:14Speaker 3: we've had fewer major terrorist attack attempts. Well, we're still
- 8:18Speaker 3: not exactly sure what went on at RAF Fairford there
- 8:21Speaker 3: in the UK. You wrote about it yesterday, so you
- 8:23Speaker 3: know a lot about it more than I do. But
- 8:25Speaker 3: now we've got this other story coming out of the
- 8:27Speaker 3: Middle East, and sometimes the details are in conflict here.
- 8:30Speaker 3: But basically what happened... is a fly Dubai flight from
- 8:34Speaker 3: Dubai to Tel Aviv was humming along. And then all
- 8:38Speaker 3: of a sudden, the plane took a nosedive. As best
- 8:41Speaker 3: as we can tell, the co-pilot stabbed the pilot. This
- 8:45Speaker 3: was an Omani co-pilot. And then the systems went dark.
- 8:48Speaker 3: The systems went down. The plane went into a plunge.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Then passengers, Israeli passengers in particular, it seems, stormed the cockpit,
- 8:55Speaker 3: subdued the co-pilot who was apparently trying to take the
- 9:00Speaker 3: plane down. There were other pilots who happened to be
- 9:02Speaker 3: on board. So they landed safely in Saudi Arabia, which
- 9:05Speaker 3: is a testament to relations being quite a bit different
- 9:08Speaker 3: there than they were in the not so distant past.
- 9:11Speaker 3: So thankfully, Jim, this had a much happier ending than
- 9:15Speaker 3: it certainly could have. But what do you make of
- 9:17Speaker 3: the details we're learning so far and where we go
- 9:20Speaker 3: from here?
- 9:21Speaker 2: You know, Greg, one of the, it's not quite an
- 9:23Speaker 2: unsolved mystery, but Egypt Air Flight 990 in the late
- 9:28Speaker 2: 1990s took off from either LaGuardia or JFK and plunged
- 9:33Speaker 2: into the ocean. And there was enormous, you know, consternation
- 9:37Speaker 2: and confusion. National Transportation Safety Board did its investigation and
- 9:43Speaker 2: no one really understood why I believe it was the
- 9:46Speaker 2: co-pilot pushed down on the stick and put them into
- 9:50Speaker 2: that dive, leading to the deaths of everyone on board.
- 9:52Speaker 2: A lot of people wondered, was this pilot suicide? Was
- 9:56Speaker 2: he somehow unaware of what he was doing? which is
- 10:00Speaker 2: very hard to believe? Or was this an early jihadist?
- 10:03Speaker 2: It was the sort of thing that looks very different
- 10:04Speaker 2: after 9-11. Well, here we have another presumably Muslim pilot
- 10:11Speaker 2: seeming to want to act an act of suicide, an
- 10:16Speaker 2: act of terrorism, and to kill many all the passengers
- 10:19Speaker 2: on board, including many Israelis. By the way, can we
- 10:23Speaker 2: take a moment and pause at the irony when these
- 10:26Speaker 2: passengers were told, Israeli passengers, don't worry, you're safe.
- 10:29Speaker 1: You're in Saudi Arabia. And, you know, you're right. The
- 10:33Speaker 1: times really have changed.
- 10:34Speaker 2: We will learn more about this, but we're seeing this
- 10:37Speaker 2: from videos of people taped inside the aircraft immediately after
- 10:42Speaker 2: the crisis. So it's certainly, you know, this is their
- 10:45Speaker 2: account of what happened here. On the one hand, through
- 10:48Speaker 2: the Abraham Accords, we really liked the thawing of relations
- 10:51Speaker 2: between Israel and certain Arab and Muslim states. The idea
- 10:55Speaker 2: of flights between Tel Aviv and Dubai seemed like a
- 10:59Speaker 2: really good positive development for relationships in this part of
- 11:03Speaker 2: the world. I guess we see the downside. Also, in
- 11:06Speaker 2: a very strange way, there's almost a Islamist terrorism classic,
- 11:09Speaker 2: the idea of trying to seize the controls of an airliner.
- 11:13Speaker 2: We haven't seen that in a little while.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Greg.
- 11:15Speaker 2: And so it just kind of feels like the interesting
- 11:17Speaker 2: thing is like, as far as we know, I mean,
- 11:19Speaker 2: you know, Al Qaeda is a shadow of what it
- 11:21Speaker 2: used to be. ISIS is not what it used to be.
- 11:24Speaker 2: The kind of frightening possibility that this doesn't have to
- 11:26Speaker 2: be an organized terrorist plot. This is just some guy
- 11:30Speaker 2: who either was already in flight school and learned to
- 11:32Speaker 2: be a pilot and you got assigned to this, or
- 11:34Speaker 2: maybe asked for this duty, knowing that someday he would
- 11:38Speaker 2: be at the controls of a plane that had a
- 11:41Speaker 2: lot of Israeli passengers. And this would be his way
- 11:43Speaker 2: of striking out and kill it, you know, Killing lots
- 11:46Speaker 2: of Israelis and striking a blow against the Zionist state, blah, blah, blah.
- 11:50Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just amazing that this has a happy ending.
- 11:53Speaker 3: I think everyone learned the lesson from Flight 93 is
- 11:57Speaker 3: that once you realize something's going down, literally and figuratively,
- 12:01Speaker 3: that you have to act. They're not just taking you
- 12:03Speaker 3: to some random airport necessarily and then making demands.
- 12:05Speaker 2: You're not going to get traded for other prisoners or
- 12:09Speaker 2: things like that.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Yeah, and so the Fox News story on this, has
- 12:13Speaker 3: a statement from FlyDubai, which confirmed that an altercation occurred
- 12:17Speaker 3: in the flight deck, but they say on-duty FlyDubai crew
- 12:20Speaker 3: traveling aboard the craft secured the aircraft, diverted it, and
- 12:23Speaker 3: landed safely in Saudi Arabia. The airline did not confirm
- 12:27Speaker 3: the stabbing, and so the underlying reasons and motives remain
- 12:30Speaker 3: under formal investigation. Jim, considering the number of iPhone or
- 12:34Speaker 3: whatever phone videos of Israeli passengers with blood streaming down
- 12:37Speaker 3: their face because they were in some sort of altercation,
- 12:40Speaker 3: something tells me this is being whitewashed by FlyDubai on
- 12:43Speaker 3: what exactly happened here and how this flight got saved.
- 12:45Speaker 2: I mean, if you're going to issue a statement like that,
- 12:47Speaker 2: you might as well also say, and all passengers will
- 12:49Speaker 2: be getting double miles for this trip. Or we guarantee
- 12:54Speaker 2: all of your baggage will make it to Tel Aviv,
- 12:57Speaker 2: you know, on time and all that stuff. Like, Look,
- 13:01Speaker 2: you know, I can understand the supreme embarrassment for this airline.
- 13:05Speaker 2: But what happened, happened. And I don't think this is
- 13:08Speaker 2: the sort of thing that you can, you know, hand
- 13:10Speaker 2: wave away. I think there was some wasn't there some
- 13:13Speaker 2: case in which a airline had a suicidal pilot and
- 13:17Speaker 2: they had to say something like, look, 99.9 percent of
- 13:19Speaker 2: our pilots are not suicidal. And, you know, that's that's
- 13:23Speaker 2: a tough message to put in a commercial.
- 13:25Speaker 3: That's why they always have to, among other reasons.
- 13:27Speaker 1: But one of them is probably in a good mood.
- 13:30Speaker 1: You hope so.
- 13:31Speaker 3: Israeli authorities, not surprisingly, now treating this incident as a
- 13:34Speaker 3: terrorist attack following an initial investigation and some of the
- 13:38Speaker 3: passenger testimony that we have. So again, this could have
- 13:41Speaker 3: turned out way worse. Thankful for those who acted quickly
- 13:44Speaker 3: and very thankful that there were other pilots on board
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- 15:35Speaker 1: All right, Jim.
- 15:42Speaker 3: Social media is making us dumber. I don't think that's
- 15:45Speaker 3: breaking news, but now we actually have empirical evidence to
- 15:49Speaker 3: support this idea. Hat tip to NotTheBee, but they're getting
- 15:53Speaker 3: their story from a study found at Nature.com. And they're
- 15:56Speaker 3: talking especially about short form videos that kind of see
- 16:00Speaker 3: all the time on TikTok that's supposed to be banned,
- 16:02Speaker 3: as well as Instagram reels, YouTube shorts, and a lot
- 16:04Speaker 3: of other things that only last like a minute or less.
- 16:06Speaker 3: And they say, behaviorally, participants learning with short videos showed
- 16:11Speaker 3: significantly lower immediate memory accuracy across encoding conditions and exhibited
- 16:16Speaker 3: a higher rate of forgetting when explicitly instructed to remember.
- 16:21Speaker 3: At the neural level, these short videos impair your, quote,
- 16:24Speaker 3: neural synchrony, in key brain regions supporting visio-spatial attention, episodic memory,
- 16:30Speaker 3: and cognitive control. Together, they say, these findings suggest that
- 16:34Speaker 3: the fragmented and rapidly switching nature of typical social media
- 16:37Speaker 3: short videos enhances bottom-up attentional capture at the expense of
- 16:41Speaker 3: top-down cognitive processes critical for deep learning and long-term memory consolidation.
- 16:48Speaker 3: And just 10 minutes of TikTok was enough to impair
- 16:50Speaker 3: people's ability to remember and carry out the things that
- 16:52Speaker 3: they had intended to.
- 16:54Speaker 1: To carry out.
- 16:54Speaker 3: So a lot of big scientific jargon there to basically say,
- 16:58Speaker 3: just zoning out and doom scrolling on social media and
- 17:01Speaker 3: watching these short videos is damaging your memory and is
- 17:04Speaker 3: making you dumber.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Greg, this is an exceptionally depressing topic for our martini,
- 17:09Speaker 2: but I will point out, I see a silver lining.
- 17:12Speaker 2: This suggests people are going to look at their phones,
- 17:14Speaker 2: absorb a lot of Chinese propaganda, And then they're going
- 17:18Speaker 2: to quickly forget it.
- 17:19Speaker 1: So at least we got that working for us.
- 17:21Speaker 2: But no, I look at this and I find myself like, oh,
- 17:26Speaker 2: that feels right. And not just in the reflexive sense
- 17:31Speaker 2: that I'm a genius and everybody who says that I'm
- 17:33Speaker 2: wrong is a moron. And people are getting, you know,
- 17:36Speaker 2: and of course, I get told that I'm wrong more often. Therefore,
- 17:38Speaker 2: the world must be getting more, getting stupider. No, what
- 17:42Speaker 2: I think is more plausible, one, first of all, They
- 17:46Speaker 2: say don't look at the comments section. If you're a writer,
- 17:49Speaker 2: you want feedback. You want to know what people think
- 17:51Speaker 2: of you. You do look at the comments section. And
- 17:53Speaker 2: you tend to react like opening the Ark of the
- 17:56Speaker 2: Covenant at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
- 17:57Speaker 2: The sheer stupidity. From both directions, all kinds of stuff.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Bizarre accusations, completely extraneous thoughts. Weapons grade whataboutism. All of
- 18:10Speaker 2: that stuff will just melt your face off. That's how
- 18:13Speaker 2: dangerously stupid it is. But I will also confess that
- 18:16Speaker 2: I feel like I read fewer long books than I
- 18:20Speaker 2: used to. If I panned over, you'd still see a
- 18:24Speaker 2: giant pile of books. What is great about flying, as
- 18:27Speaker 2: I recently flew to Austin and back, well, they tell you,
- 18:31Speaker 2: put away your laptops, put away your stuff.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Some people can be on their phones.
- 18:34Speaker 2: But because of that, I usually like on a plane,
- 18:36Speaker 2: unless I decide to buy the wireless, it's actually a
- 18:39Speaker 2: little bit of time where I am not connected to
- 18:41Speaker 2: the world. pick up a book, and I can actually
- 18:43Speaker 2: get through a decent amount of it. Or a very
- 18:45Speaker 2: long magazine article or something like that.
- 18:48Speaker 1: It's kind of interesting.
- 18:49Speaker 2: If I try to read a book and I have
- 18:51Speaker 2: my phone near me, the temptation to say, what are
- 18:54Speaker 2: people saying on X? Or, oh, has anybody emailed me? Oh,
- 18:56Speaker 2: has anybody texted me? That temptation is there. And you
- 19:00Speaker 2: can think about that. Think about how many things in
- 19:02Speaker 2: life you've had to learn through the application of focus
- 19:06Speaker 2: and concentration for a long period of time. And if
- 19:09Speaker 2: your capacity to do that is shrinking, That's a really
- 19:12Speaker 2: bad sign. That is how you get people really being stupider.
- 19:17Speaker 2: To say nothing of the fact of, you know, I
- 19:19Speaker 2: would say judging by the state of America's roads, Greg,
- 19:22Speaker 2: that people make dumber decisions and turn signals are now optionals.
- 19:26Speaker 2: And I realized that the course of this entire conversation,
- 19:29Speaker 2: I could turn into a cranky old man complaining about
- 19:32Speaker 2: people today and they don't know anything and all that
- 19:34Speaker 2: kind of stuff.
- 19:34Speaker 1: But I'm going to observe.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Greg, do you realize that by the standards of TikTok
- 19:38Speaker 2: and these other social media platforms, you and I are
- 19:41Speaker 2: long form?
- 19:42Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
- 19:43Speaker 2: 20, 30 minutes. And we do three topics at that time.
- 19:47Speaker 2: So we're like six, seven minutes per topic. That is
- 19:50Speaker 2: in-depth Masterpiece Theater, Irving R. Levine, Wall Street Week. This
- 19:56Speaker 2: is the Economist magazine for topics in the world of
- 20:01Speaker 2: the social media. You are smarter for having listened to
- 20:03Speaker 2: us for as long as you have, dear listeners and viewers.
- 20:06Speaker 3: Unquestionably. And those are the YouTube shorts you should watch.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. We pack a lot of information within 60
- 20:12Speaker 1: seconds of ours. Exactly.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Those, those won't make you dumb or ruin your memory
- 20:15Speaker 3: at all. Uh, and also, you know, the problem with
- 20:17Speaker 3: these things is, you know, you watch one thing and
- 20:20Speaker 3: then all of a sudden the algorithm just keeps feeding
- 20:21Speaker 3: you this stuff over and over and over again. And
- 20:23Speaker 3: so all of a sudden what you, you decided to
- 20:26Speaker 3: sit down for 15 minutes and all of a sudden
- 20:27Speaker 3: it's an hour later or whatever. Uh, and all of
- 20:30Speaker 3: a sudden your brain is just completely fried. So, uh,
- 20:33Speaker 3: Be warned, the data is coming along, so be careful
- 20:36Speaker 3: and put the thing down.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Greg, have you ever used YouTube to look up how
- 20:40Speaker 1: to fix a door hinge? Something like that, yeah. Yeah,
- 20:42Speaker 1: and did you find out the next morning you were
- 20:44Speaker 1: part of the door hinger community and your entire feed? Hey, hingers!
- 20:48Speaker 1: Now we're looking at the 2400 series through. Let's show
- 20:51Speaker 1: you how this one works. So, yes.
- 20:53Speaker 2: Whatever it is, there is a subculture or community online,
- 20:57Speaker 2: and if you watch one video on it, you are
- 20:59Speaker 2: a part of it forever, and you can never get
- 21:01Speaker 2: rid of it off your feed.
- 21:02Speaker 3: When we come back, the vicious attack ads against the
- 21:05Speaker 3: Bears and Jets ahead of Sunday's big game. On Sunday,
- 21:13Speaker 3: the Chicago Bears and New York Jets clash on the gridiron.
- 21:16Speaker 3: And in this campaign season, aggressive outside interest groups are
- 21:20Speaker 3: ramping up the attack ads against the Bears and Jets.
- 21:23Speaker 3: They ran in the chaser all week, so be sure
- 21:26Speaker 3: to catch them all. But here's a taste of what
- 21:28Speaker 3: that sounded like. Yes, these third party packs, special interest groups,
- 21:33Speaker 3: they are relentless and they are going to advertise right
- 21:36Speaker 3: up to the last second, right through the end of
- 21:39Speaker 3: the week here on the three martini lunch. And of course,
- 21:42Speaker 3: they've mastered our voices through AI. It's absolutely crazy. But
- 21:46Speaker 3: here's the latest round of ads that they have bought.
- 21:48Speaker 3: This one is aimed against the Jets. The last time
- 21:53Speaker 3: the Jets won the Super Bowl, Ronald Reagan was in
- 21:55Speaker 3: his first term.
- 21:57Speaker 1: As governor.
- 21:58Speaker 3: We hadn't landed on the moon. And Yoko Ono hadn't
- 22:01Speaker 3: broken up the Beatles yet. The last time the Jets
- 22:04Speaker 3: won their division, Nickelback had the number one song of
- 22:07Speaker 3: the year. Strom Thurmond was still in the U.S. Senate.
- 22:11Speaker 3: And the last time the Jets made the playoffs, Bin
- 22:14Speaker 3: Laden was alive. The Bears just won the division last year.
- 22:18Speaker 3: They've been to the Super Bowl this century. And you
- 22:20Speaker 3: don't have to be collecting social security to remember the
- 22:23Speaker 3: last time they were champions. The Jets might be getting
- 22:25Speaker 3: better soon. But can you really take that chance? The
- 22:29Speaker 3: ground the Jets pack is responsible for the content of
- 22:31Speaker 3: this advertising. Jim, once again, some fierce facts coming out there.
- 22:36Speaker 1: Stings, yeah.
- 22:38Speaker 3: What stings worse? The haven't landed on the moon or Nickelback?
- 22:41Speaker 2: Oh, most people would say Nickelback, but I'm going to
- 22:44Speaker 2: answer Strom. Strom was a pretty.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Good, you know, because... That's a while ago. That's a
- 22:49Speaker 1: minute ago, as the kids say.
- 22:50Speaker 3: But, you know, the folks who hate the Bears are
- 22:54Speaker 3: firing back just as fiercely. Here is their latest ad.
- 22:59Speaker 2: New York City is home to Donald Trump. Chicago is
- 23:03Speaker 2: MAGA country. In the imagination of Jesse Smollett, New York
- 23:07Speaker 2: City gave America President Teddy Roosevelt. Chicago gave America President
- 23:13Speaker 2: Barack Obama. New York City is famous for the pride
- 23:17Speaker 2: of the Yankees. Chicago is famous for the Chicago Black Sox.
- 23:22Speaker 2: New York City is famous for fun serial killers like
- 23:24Speaker 2: Son of Sam. Chicago is famous for notorious gangsters like
- 23:29Speaker 2: Al Capone. And when it comes to mayors, we'll call
- 23:33Speaker 2: that one a wash. Paid for by Americans United for
- 23:35Speaker 2: a Bears defeat on October 4th.
- 23:37Speaker 3: It is hard to determine which is the worst mayor,
- 23:39Speaker 3: so I appreciate the honesty there. Not sure that I
- 23:42Speaker 3: would describe Son of Sam as a fun serial killer. But,
- 23:46Speaker 3: you know, it's a little different than gangster style killings.
- 23:49Speaker 2: I mean, you know, if you're thinking fun serial killers,
- 23:52Speaker 2: do you top with Manson? Do you start or Dahmer
- 23:56Speaker 2: for his culinary tips and all that kind of stuff?
- 23:58Speaker 2: You know, it's a shame we don't make fun of
- 24:00Speaker 2: the Packers on a regular basis because I know it's
- 24:01Speaker 2: kind of the Milwaukee, Wisconsin, you know, beers, brats and
- 24:05Speaker 2: body parts apparently are the staples out there. But nonetheless, yeah,
- 24:10Speaker 2: so it's one of those things where, like, you know,
- 24:12Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of, like, the most jolly serial
- 24:14Speaker 2: killer out there. I'm open to suggestions. People want to suggest,
- 24:18Speaker 2: you know, which city has a more, you know, because, like,
- 24:22Speaker 2: I will say, though, like, when you think Chicago, Al
- 24:24Speaker 2: Capone is, like, usually on the top five things people,
- 24:26Speaker 2: you know, mention. The other thing which is, I've got
- 24:28Speaker 2: to say, is a little weird. Chicago Fire is the
- 24:31Speaker 2: name of their major league soccer team. Wasn't it, like,
- 24:34Speaker 2: a major natural disaster? The Great Chicago Fire of 1871.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Right. So like, you know, Mrs.
- 24:39Speaker 2: O'Leary's cow, I believe, is the universal scapegoat for that.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Would you name a Los Angeles team the Earthquakes? I
- 24:46Speaker 2: suppose it was University of Miami Hurricanes. And that's kind of,
- 24:49Speaker 2: you know, like what natural disaster has devastated our city?
- 24:54Speaker 2: And what do we want to name our local sports
- 24:55Speaker 2: team to make people think of it as often as possible?
- 24:58Speaker 1: Kind of a strange choice out there. Yes, I know.
- 25:01Speaker 3: I appreciate it when they just, you know, had the
- 25:03Speaker 3: Bears and the Cubs and then clothing, the White Sox.
- 25:07Speaker 3: And of course, you had the Blackhawks. So yeah, soccer's
- 25:09Speaker 3: in the end. You know what I think about soccer.
- 25:12Speaker 3: So that name could certainly be improved. So we'll see
- 25:15Speaker 3: what these dastardly special interest groups have in store for
- 25:18Speaker 3: the rest of the week. But man. Jim, they are
- 25:20Speaker 3: firing with both barrels in both directions. So a lot
- 25:23Speaker 3: of pressure on both teams now headed into Sunday.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Well, to quote Bart Scott, can't wait.
- 25:27Speaker 3: That's the last call of the week for the Three
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