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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 29th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning everybody good morning woody today is thursday it
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  Speaker 3: is october the 29th 2026 we are the woody show
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  Speaker 3: a little pre-friday action for you yeah day number four
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  Speaker 3: of five the day after menace's official birthday but still
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  Speaker 3: within the confines of his birthday month yes it lives
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  Speaker 3: on i hope you had a uh a great birthday
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  Speaker 3: we'll get we'll get more into that coming up in
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  Speaker 3: a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for being here, everybody. Appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: Woody, Greg, Manis, Gina Grad. We got Seabass. We've got Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: We got Jeff G. Morgan is here. She is our
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  Speaker 3: associate producer. We got Vaughn, our video producer. Bort and
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  Speaker 3: Menji are here. Phones are open.
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  Speaker 6: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 4: Send us a text over to 22987.
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  Speaker 3: All right, ladies. Female dating coach. She is ranking the
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  Speaker 3: best and worst hobbies that single guys have and whether
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  Speaker 3: they are helping or hurting them. When it comes to
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  Speaker 3: attracting chicks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So another dating coach. That's not a paid position, right?
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  Speaker 4: That's just.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what do you do with that?
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  Speaker 4: A dating coach?
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  Speaker 3: Dating coaches?
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  Speaker 4: They get paid?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they do. They do?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: AKA matchmakers, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Matchmakers, I understand, but like a dating... That's the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's the same thing. They're just generous with their time.
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  Speaker 4: Some of these matchmakers are basically just.
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  Speaker 3: In this day and age you can make a living doing.
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  Speaker 9: That I know a woman who does it and I
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  Speaker 9: know guys or I know of guys who pay them
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  Speaker 9: thousands of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah wow oh my god losers I don't know
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was just like you know I don't
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  Speaker 3: know like a side yeah like something somebody.
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  Speaker 10: Not even a side job but you thought it was
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  Speaker 10: just they're donating their time They just did it more.
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  Speaker 4: Like a hobby. They just enjoy being involved.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It can be legal prostitution in some cases.
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  Speaker 9: And if you want to be part of that legal prostitution,
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  Speaker 9: as Menace has said, tech guys, yes, they are dorks,
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  Speaker 9: but they have lots of money. So ladies, if you
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  Speaker 9: get over them being socially awkward- It's a pretty good lifestyle.
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  Speaker 9: It's a good match.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so this is that female dating coach, and
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  Speaker 3: she's ranking the best and worst hobbies that single guys have,
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  Speaker 3: and whether these are helping or hurting their chances of
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  Speaker 3: attracting chicks.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go.
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  Speaker 7: As a dating coach that's worked with thousands of single men,
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  Speaker 7: these are the hobbies that get men noticed by women.
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  Speaker 7: Starting off with the worst, gaming. Women cringe when this
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  Speaker 7: is your only hobby. Not to mention spending all your
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  Speaker 7: days behind screens isn't going to help you meet more women.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a new thing now with younger couples.
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  Speaker 3: Instead of doing something else, they'll take a room in
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  Speaker 3: their house, Greg, and they'll make it into a gaming room.
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  Speaker 3: At least she has her gaming side and he has
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  Speaker 3: his gaming side.
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  Speaker 4: At least they're finding common interests together. But she's right.
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  Speaker 9: And that second thing she just said was what Menace
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  Speaker 9: said recently. You've got to be out there and active
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  Speaker 9: or you're just the... Opportunities are not going to fall
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  Speaker 9: in your lap.
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  Speaker 10: The next one.
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  Speaker 7: Up from that is golfing. This is way better than gaming,
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  Speaker 7: and it's a common hobby for men, but it's also
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  Speaker 7: completely male-dominated, and you hardly meet women when you're golfing.
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  Speaker 11: Reading.
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  Speaker 7: Nap.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, what?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, well, she's not wrong in that, however, that golf
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  Speaker 9: and tennis are the two biggest activities that single women
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  Speaker 9: want to learn more about. And if it is, maybe
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  Speaker 9: that is to find more men.
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  Speaker 4: Is that true? Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, I see it on, again, as someone who's looking
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  Speaker 9: through the physical evidence all the time on these dating apps,
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  Speaker 9: women love golf and they love tennis or at least
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  Speaker 9: trying to learn those things.
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  Speaker 4: Like trying to learn them.
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  Speaker 3: But I would think like not good for a relationship
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  Speaker 3: because golf takes so much time.
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  Speaker 10: It's such an obsession.
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  Speaker 3: Always gone playing golf, gone all day.
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  Speaker 4: After you're married, it's a great, great thing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Get away.
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  Speaker 7: When you're golfing.
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  Speaker 6: Reading.
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  Speaker 7: Now we're getting somewhere. Reading makes you a better conversationalist,
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  Speaker 7: and women are attracted to well-educated guys.
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  Speaker 4: All right. I know Menace is going to disagree on this.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 11: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Who's going to be on what side?
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, it's always something to talk about. You're always
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  Speaker 9: learning new things. It's always something to bring up. It's, again, reading.
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  Speaker 4: I know Menace doesn't understand what reading is. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: I don't disagree with her that it would probably... it
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  Speaker 4: does make you a better conversationalist, but versus I feel
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  Speaker 4: like the way that she presented it, like, Oh, you're
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  Speaker 4: just like going to a coffee shop and reading, you're
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  Speaker 4: going to get all these chicks. But I think it was,
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  Speaker 4: she finally explained it trains you to be able to
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  Speaker 4: talk to people and, And, uh, I don't know, have
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  Speaker 4: more topics to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well put menace.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: E tier is literally anything active running, hiking, pickleball, going
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  Speaker 7: to the gym. A tier is cooking. There is nothing
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  Speaker 7: hotter than a man that is good in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 7: And finally S tier volunteering. It might sound cheesy, but
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  Speaker 7: if you're genuinely into helping other people out of the
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  Speaker 7: goodness of your heart, there isn't a woman on this
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  Speaker 7: planet that doesn't find that attractive.
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  Speaker 3: I think the key word there is genuinely. If you're
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  Speaker 3: doing it just for, oh, look what a great person
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  Speaker 3: I am. And you know those people who are just
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  Speaker 3: doing it for the opportunity to show off that they're
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  Speaker 3: doing something.
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  Speaker 10: And would you even categorize that as a hobby?
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  Speaker 4: Well, like, okay.
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  Speaker 10: Like an activity.
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  Speaker 9: We've talked about this, about big brothers, big sisters, about
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  Speaker 9: How it's a strange thing that myself and Adam Carolla
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  Speaker 9: did in our 20s. And when I applied for it,
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  Speaker 9: they'll take guys all day long because they don't have
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  Speaker 9: guys applying like she's indicating there. They have a waiting
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  Speaker 9: list for women. They have all the girls in the
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  Speaker 9: world because it's a female dominated thing.
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  Speaker 12: And if I heard that a guy was interested in
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  Speaker 12: was a big brother, I'd be like, yes. Oh, my God,
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  Speaker 12: that's so sweet.
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  Speaker 4: High five, bro. Well, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Just FYI, fellas. That's what the chicks say that they like,
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  Speaker 3: what they don't like. And hey, if you can't meet
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  Speaker 3: any women, dating coaches.
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  Speaker 4: They'll help you out. That's totally a thing.
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  Speaker 3: All right, time for your birthdays and your porno birthdays.
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  Speaker 13: It's your birthday. We're going to party like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 13: We're going to sip a card like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 4: And you know we don't give a fuck if it's
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  Speaker 4: your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Winona Ryder.
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  Speaker 3: Joyce Byers on Stranger Things. 55 years old today. You
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  Speaker 3: got Richard Dreyfuss. Who's 79.
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  Speaker 4: Hoopa!
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  Speaker 3: I can never pronounce his name. The Simpsons guy, Dan Castellaneta.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 10: Did I get that right?
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  Speaker 12: Castellaneta.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Castellaneta.
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  Speaker 3: He does the voice of Homer and Grandpa Simpson, Krusty
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  Speaker 3: the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, a bunch of them.
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  Speaker 4: He's, guess how old today, Greg?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 14: Wild guess.
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  Speaker 7: 69?
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  Speaker 4: 69 years old.
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  Speaker 10: Happy birthday, Dan.
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  Speaker 3: Gabrielle Union is 54 today.
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  Speaker 4: And then Randy Jackson. Randy Jackson?
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  Speaker 3: Not American Idol Randy Jackson.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: This is from Tito and the Jacksons.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Very confusing. He's 65 years old today. And then you
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  Speaker 3: got your porno birthday, Anna Fox with three X's. And
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  Speaker 3: today's birthday girl, she's had more hands in her guts
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  Speaker 3: than a jack-o'-lantern.
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  Speaker 15: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: 1,059 fine films, including a very horny Halloween. She was
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  Speaker 3: in Anna Fox's Butthole is Better Than Most. Bride Cucks,
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  Speaker 3: Her New Husband on Wedding Night, Volume 1. She was
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  Speaker 3: in Fashion Shoot in the Desert turns into Lesbian Threesome.
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  Speaker 4: Usually.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Ladies Vacation turns lesbian vanilla poles in chocolate holes.
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  Speaker 8: Usually.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Whatever that is.
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  Speaker 3: She was in Anna Has a Party in Her Panties.
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  Speaker 3: And then who can forget her unforgettable role in Lost
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  Speaker 3: in the Anal Sauce? In the Anal Sauce?
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  Speaker 14: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 4: Like, oh, it's Lost in the Sauce? In the Anal Sauce.
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  Speaker 3: Lost in the Anal Sauce. That is Anna Fox, who
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  Speaker 3: is 38 years old today. And that is your porno
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  Speaker 3: birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 14: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see what's happening next. with the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 3: What do you got for us, Greg Gorian?
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  Speaker 10: Well, Milwaukee beat Tampa Bay 4-1 in Game 5 last
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  Speaker 10: night at Tropicana Field to win the franchise's first World
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  Speaker 10: Series title in the season. And by the way, William
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  Speaker 10: Contreras was your World Series MVP. So now there are
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  Speaker 10: only a handful of baseball teams that have not won
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  Speaker 10: the World Series. You've got the Padres, the Rays, the Rockies,
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  Speaker 10: and the Mariners.
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  Speaker 12: Embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: And maybe no baseball next year. We'll see.
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  Speaker 3: That could have been the last baseball game for a long,
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  Speaker 3: long time.
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  Speaker 10: I hope you enjoyed it. Also tonight in sports, Thursday
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  Speaker 10: night football, you've got the Packers versus the Panthers. In
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  Speaker 10: scary news but good news, authorities say they foiled an
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  Speaker 10: alleged plot to carry out a mass shooting at Cherokee
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  Speaker 10: High School in Canton, Georgia. That's about 45 miles north
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  Speaker 10: of Atlanta. The FBI arrested three people after uncovering some
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  Speaker 10: threatening social media posts. Those three suspects are a 17-year-old
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  Speaker 10: from Georgia, a 21-year-old from Chatsworth, California, and then another
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  Speaker 10: juvenile in Canton, Georgia. There's no details on that person,
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  Speaker 10: but all three are facing charges of conspiracy to commit murder.
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  Speaker 10: And cops actually did see some guns, ammo, and electronic
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  Speaker 10: devices in that investigation, but that's all they're saying. They're
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  Speaker 10: withholding some other details to keep the integrity of the investigation.
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  Speaker 10: And then after 37 years, Ernie Johnson is preparing to
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  Speaker 10: say see ya to Inside the NBA. Ernie is 70 now.
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  Speaker 10: He announced that this season is going to be his
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  Speaker 10: last season hosting with Charles Barkley and Shaq and Kenny Smith. Now,
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  Speaker 10: Ernie said the decision was his own and that prepping
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  Speaker 10: for the show has become more of a challenge than
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  Speaker 10: a joy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is what he said.
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  Speaker 8: This will be my last season. Totally my decision. It's
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  Speaker 8: just time. It's been an honor to share so many nights,
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  Speaker 8: decades actually, at the desk with my brothers, Kenny, Charles,
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  Speaker 8: and Shaq. So why now? Total honesty here. I've always
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  Speaker 8: prided myself on my preparation, the hours I put in
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  Speaker 8: every day getting ready for the next show. I've always
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  Speaker 8: loved that part of my job, but I've always vowed
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  Speaker 8: that if that ever became more of a challenge than
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  Speaker 8: it is a joy, then I'll know it's time to
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  Speaker 8: step away.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, dude, what a great guy, man. I had a
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  Speaker 16: chance to meet him before. I went to watch the
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  Speaker 16: whole show being produced and everything. They're a bunch of clowns,
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  Speaker 16: by the way, and he was the glue that kept
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  Speaker 16: them all together.
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  Speaker 4: I could see that.
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  Speaker 16: Shaq and Charles were wrestling in the hallway, but there's
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  Speaker 16: Ernie right at the desk keeping everybody kind of straight. But, Dan,
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  Speaker 16: that show has been a part of so many basketball fans' lives.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be so weird to not have him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Charles was crying.
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  Speaker 10: Choking back tears, saying he's such a great friend and
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  Speaker 10: the group's leader. Aw, babe. He's going to be missed, man.
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  Speaker 10: Not entirely retiring, apparently. He's going to do some March
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  Speaker 10: Madness coverage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, little things here and there.
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  Speaker 16: But mostly it was that day-to-day grind he wanted to
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  Speaker 16: kind of get.
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  Speaker 3: Just enough to do something without having to do the
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  Speaker 3: day-to-day thing.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, and you spend more time with family.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds pretty great.
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  Speaker 12: Maybe 70.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't it? It's time, right? Yeah. You're not tired of
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  Speaker 4: doing three hours of prep, no? What's that?
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  Speaker 3: You're not tired of doing all that prep? Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I can understand what he's talking about. Like, there's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of work, and people don't really realize when you're listening.
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  Speaker 3: They think, like, oh, man, you guys work three or
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  Speaker 3: four hours a day. It's like, no, dude, that's not
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  Speaker 3: the way that works. There's a lot of reading, writing, preparation.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Audio editing, all these different things.
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  Speaker 12: Well, it's like when comedians are like, I do my
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  Speaker 12: stand-up shows for free. I get paid to travel. It's
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  Speaker 12: like we would do this for free, but we get
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  Speaker 12: paid to prep.
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  Speaker 4: Right. And I watch.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there are plenty of shows where they have
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  Speaker 3: all these other people behind the scenes that do the work.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And then the host just literally walks in.
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  Speaker 12: Breezes in.
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  Speaker 3: Is handed, here's exactly what you're doing today. Sometimes even
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  Speaker 3: written out.
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  Speaker 17: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And they just have to read it. Basically like TV people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. With the teleprompter.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: If you can read a teleprompter.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: If you can read a teleprompter, it's all good.
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  Speaker 10: That's about it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like that, that would be fine. But what he's saying
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  Speaker 3: is like, okay, it's this other part of the job
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  Speaker 3: that's not fun anymore. He doesn't need to do it.
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  Speaker 3: So he's deciding this is a good time to, you know,
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  Speaker 3: step away, do some of those other things on the side.
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  Speaker 4: It's cool.
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  Speaker 10: That's the dream.
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  Speaker 4: I feel it's the dream.
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  Speaker 10: There's a lot of election drama in the Alaska Senate race.
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  Speaker 10: Have you guys heard about this? Okay, so the two
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  Speaker 10: main people running for Senate in Alaska are a Democrat,
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  Speaker 10: Mary Paltola, and then the Republican incumbent senator is Dan Sullivan.
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  Speaker 10: And according to the New York Times, Mary Paltola's campaign
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  Speaker 10: recruited some other guy named Dan Sullivan to also run
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  Speaker 10: The goal was to confuse voters, take away votes from
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  Speaker 10: the real Dan Sullivan, and then help Mary win the race.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so the New York Times did this big investigation,
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  Speaker 3: this whole thing, and they uncovered these emails and text messages,
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  Speaker 3: all these different things talking about, we need to find
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  Speaker 3: every Daniel Sullivan we can in the state of Alaska.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And they ended up finding this guy who's like, Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 3: because he was on their side politically.
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  Speaker 14: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So he's like, yeah, sure, I'll be a part of it.
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  Speaker 4: And I bet you anything.
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  Speaker 3: It was just to create confusion.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, and I bet you anything it's not illegal. There's
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  Speaker 12: no law against that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it is illegal.
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  Speaker 10: But that's the thing. It's not just an accusation. The
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  Speaker 10: New York Times uncovered these text messages that you mentioned.
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  Speaker 10: It shows the whole plan coming together.
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  Speaker 12: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 10: But Mary Paul Tullis' people, they're denying it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, what? It's a coinkydink.
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  Speaker 10: Then the other Dan Sullivan, this retired teacher, Dan J. Sullivan,
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  Speaker 10: he says, I'm not a fake candidate. I am actually
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  Speaker 10: running and he is on the ballot. So the governor
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  Speaker 10: of Alaska. It's just a coincidence, you guys. The governor
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  Speaker 10: has ordered an investigation into whether or not this violates
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  Speaker 10: state law. But meanwhile, the Alaska Supreme Court already ruled.
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  Speaker 10: That Dan J. Sullivan, the retired teacher, can stay on
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  Speaker 10: the ballot.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know what rule would be violated.
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  Speaker 10: Exactly. That's so funny. I just love how they're denying it,
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  Speaker 10: even though they have this paper trail and this text trail.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, this happens a lot where they'll.
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  Speaker 4: Word things in a tricky way.
• 14:45
  Speaker 10: Like if you're voting yes, it really means no.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 14:47
  Speaker 10: That type of stuff.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of trickery that comes into play.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: You've got to read that stuff, people. Yep.
• 14:53
  Speaker 10: And then finally, remember that three-year-old from Florida who went
• 14:55
  Speaker 10: viral after police got called to his soccer game because
• 14:58
  Speaker 10: he was just too good? His parents were beefing with
• 15:01
  Speaker 10: other parents. Everybody was filming everything. Well, according to reports
• 15:04
  Speaker 10: on sites like Revolt and Complex and Worldstar, Jay-Z and
• 15:08
  Speaker 10: Roc Nation are sending him to Spain this December to
• 15:11
  Speaker 10: develop his game.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 15:13
  Speaker 12: This is the greatest thing that ever happened to him.
• 15:15
  Speaker 10: That's if it's 100% true because Roc Nation itself, they
• 15:18
  Speaker 10: haven't confirmed this rumor yet. But the kid's parents had
• 15:21
  Speaker 10: already talked about moving to Spain so he could really
• 15:23
  Speaker 10: immerse himself in soccer and play with the best of
• 15:26
  Speaker 10: the best and just get better and better.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: I know a pro player already invited him out to
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: one of his camps for kids.
• 15:33
  Speaker 10: I would love to compare his skills to the skills
• 15:36
  Speaker 10: of another three-year-old.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 10: Because when I saw the video and we were talking
• 15:39
  Speaker 10: about this story, I looked. Is he good? Yeah, he's awesome.
• 15:42
  Speaker 10: But is he awesome for a three-year-old or is he
• 15:44
  Speaker 10: awesome in general?
• 15:45
  Speaker 12: Well, apparently he's awesome for a five-year-old.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: As a parent who went to kids' soccer games, yes.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the ball's there. They just all kind of like
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: hover around like flies on a turd.
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 12: Greg, I don't think you understand how bad these kids are.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: We have to do it too.
• 15:58
  Speaker 14: I don't.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's so bad.
• 16:00
  Speaker 10: His moves are impressive, that's for sure. He at least
• 16:02
  Speaker 10: had strategy.
• 16:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 10: Kids don't have. You can tell he's thinking. So that's
• 16:05
  Speaker 10: what's going on, Woody.
• 16:06
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 16:07
  Speaker 10: You got it.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: I dated this chick, Sammy.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: She was a little nuts.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: She pooped a lot. Pooped a lot. Definitely not recommend it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Unless you have to do it. This is The Woody Show.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: All right, so a couple pieces of football news. What
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: did you call him, Jeff? Did you call him Deshaun Watson-Light?
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Deshaun Watson, Timu version.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Timu, Deshaun Watson. The Chiefs signed Justin Tucker. He was
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: the kicker for the Ratbirds, the Baltimore Ravens. And then,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, this guy, he was great. I mean, seven-time
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: pro bowler, pretty clutch. But he got caught up in
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: that whole massage thing, just like Deshaun Watson was.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Whoopsie.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: And so, yeah, so the Chiefs just signed him, though. Well,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: because Tucker got like a 10-game suspension, right?
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: He had that.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: But he hasn't played since 2024, thanks to all that
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: misconduct stuff.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: He lucked out to get on the.
• 17:07
  Speaker 10: Chiefs, though.
• 17:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah, what about that Harrison Butker dude?
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: So he is still on the team, but they signed
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Justin Tucker, and he's on the practice squad. Because, dude,
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, Butker missed two field goals when they lost
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: to Seattle. So he's still on the team, but Tucker
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: is a just-in-case. It seems like Andy Reid and the—
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: And the Chiefs, they take chances on those guys. Bill
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Belichick did that with the Patriots for a while. They
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: would kind of take those kind of guys in. The
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Cowboys back in the day would do that. They'd take
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: kind of the problem children in. And then it seemed
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: to be the Cincinnati Bengals who would take in these
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: guys who had some other off-the-field issues or whatever.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Well, I think... Give them a shot. Because Andy Reid and,
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: you know, he probably had... You know, a lot of
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: training with his son, getting in issues and stuff like
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: that and giving people chances.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Even before that, he was doing that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's funny because I always think maybe it's because
• 17:54
  Speaker 12: I'm from Kansas City, but I always think of the
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: Chiefs as like squeaky clean. So they don't take in
• 17:58
  Speaker 12: problem children. But I guess I'm wrong.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they will.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: They'll take they'll take a chance on a guy.
• 18:02
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: They're also not scared to cut somebody quick, too, if
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: they're not. Also true. If they're misbehaving, you know. Also true.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: But by the way, Justin Tucker has denied all that
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: misconduct stuff.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, OK.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Then it's fine, you guys. Can you recap that real quick, though?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? The stuff that he got in
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: trouble for.
• 18:18
  Speaker 14: I told you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: All the massage parlors.
• 18:20
  Speaker 18: No, no, no.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. The other guy. Deshaun Watson?
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: Same thing.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, same thing.
• 18:26
  Speaker 16: He was looking for happy endings every time he got
• 18:27
  Speaker 16: a massage. But he was like over 20-some people.
• 18:30
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Like all these massage chicks were like, dude. I'm here
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: for your shoulders.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Wasn't like Brett Favre, you know, back when he played
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: for the Jets.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Yeah, he sent a DP.
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that was the DP.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: But that was the massage therapist for the team or something, right?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: I thought she was a.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Reporter, I thought.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: Are you sure?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I have to look. I don't remember.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I think it was a reporter, yeah. I thought, man,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: all these guys.
• 18:55
  Speaker 12: I don't think she was a massage.
• 18:57
  Speaker 19: No, I don't think so.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Dudes are all way too horny, man.
• 19:00
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 19:00
  Speaker 16: Her name was.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Former massage therapist Christina Scavo and Shannon O'Toole sued Brett
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Favre and the New York Jets, alleging sexual harassment and
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: unlawful retaliation. While playing for the Jets, he sent sexually
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: suggestive text messages to a third unidentified massage therapist. It's
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: always massage therapists.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Who was the one?
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: He sent one, kind of lonely tonight. And I guess
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I have bad intentions.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Thirsty.
• 19:30
  Speaker 12: You know what I think you guys are thinking of?
• 19:32
  Speaker 12: This is what I was thinking. Jen Sturger, she was
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: the ex-New York Jets host. She was like a reporter.
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 19:38
  Speaker 19: He also sent photos to me.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: There was also that.
• 19:41
  Speaker 16: These dudes got to understand, just because she touches you
• 19:44
  Speaker 16: doesn't mean she wants to finish, right?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a massage. That's her job.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Bro, you need to write that out, dog. Put a
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: sign on the door.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: This guy in Michigan, he was watching the Lions-Green Bay
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: game this past weekend. The team called a timeout, so
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: he got up off the couch. He went to the kitchen.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Seconds later, man, this car smashes through his living room wall.
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: And- It was right where he had been sitting.
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: Thank God for that timeout.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: That's what he's saying. He's saying that the team's timeout
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: saved his life. Yeah, four people climbed out of the car.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, nobody was hurt.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 20:20
  Speaker 12: Is it just me, or are there a rash of
• 20:23
  Speaker 12: these lately? It seems that way. I've been hearing a
• 20:24
  Speaker 12: lot of people crashing into houses.
• 20:26
  Speaker 10: In stores.
• 20:27
  Speaker 12: Freaking me out.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: I did see this one video on TMZ in Mexico
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: City of this Tesla just going straight through a house
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: and all the way into the backyard.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Is that self-driving mode?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: No, they were just like, it was a really tight
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: turn and it just kept on going straight and went
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: right into the house.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Dude, so my buddy just got a Tesla a few
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: months ago. And see, they didn't have this when I
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: had one. He brings it up on the app and
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: he shows since he's had the car, it's been in
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: full self-driving mode 78% of the time.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: Oh my God.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: Does he just hate driving?
• 21:06
  Speaker 14: So.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: 22% of the time that he's had this car, he's
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: actually been driving.
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's cool. Good for him. Yeah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: The rest of it was just driving by itself.
• 21:17
  Speaker 12: Dude, if you can.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: It's incredible. I mean, just recently, I took probably the
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Tesla cab like nine times. And it was, like, the
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: smoothest ride I've ever taken in one of these self-driving
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: cars or, like, just, you know, Uber in general. And
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: it even went on the highway, too. So it was, like,
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: it was crazy. Right when it got on the highway,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: it just sped up super quick.
• 21:40
  Speaker 10: So I think self-driving on the highway is awesome. But
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: then when you're on the surface streets, these complete stops
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: are so exaggerated. The turns are so smooth.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Not in the cab. When I was in the cab,
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: it was so smooth. And there's no steering wheel, just
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: a big huge.
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: Oh, that would freak me out.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I told you, my best advice that I've gotten, it
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: was from somebody else, I never thought about it, but
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I guess it makes a lot of sense, is that
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: if you need to merge.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Or you need to get over, change lanes.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Just find the closest Tesla and just start moving over.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Because nobody's driving. The car will recognize that you're infringing
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: on its space. It'll give you 17 car lengths.
• 22:16
  Speaker 12: I'm such an impatient driver. I'd be so annoyed.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Woody Show, Biggest Loser, NFL Week 8. So it's already
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: week eight for the NFL. Two Woody Show cast members
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: going head-to-head. They're going to have to pick who will
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: be the biggest loser this week on the schedule. I mean,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: who's going to lose and buy the most number of points.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Last week it was myself and Jeff G. And we
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: both sucked because both the teams that we picked to
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: be the biggest losers, they both won. They both won.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: So we'll go to the hat and we'll find out
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: who is going to make their picks this week. And
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: the first person will be Sammy Marino.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: So, Sammy Marino, you are up. Okay.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: And you are going to pick against.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Morgan.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, fun. I don't think Morgan's had an opportunity.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: No, she did. She did. She played against Jeff.
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: Oh, she did?
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay.
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: I forgot.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Totally forgot about that. I don't remember what we did yesterday.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: I remember Morgan had one.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: So here's what we're.
• 23:19
  Speaker 14: Going to do.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: We're going to take the break. You guys can look
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: over the schedule and then make your pick for Biggest Loser.
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: And by the way, the spreads aren't on here, so
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: don't cheat. That's the whole idea, that you can't go on,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: you can't look at what anybody else online is saying.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to look anything up.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: It's just based on you looking at the schedule.
• 23:38
  Speaker 12: Well, clearly it doesn't matter when two people who love
• 23:40
  Speaker 12: football both lose.
• 23:41
  Speaker 19: Exactly.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: We're the worst people to get advice from. Sammy at
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: least knows where to look. I'm pretty convinced that Morgan
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: has no idea where she would even look for that
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: kind of information.
• 23:50
  Speaker 19: No, I'd have to text a friend or something.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: All right, so we'll take the break. We'll come back
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: and we'll get the biggest loser picks. You can send
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: what you think is going to be the biggest loser
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: of the week. If you'd like, go over to 22987. Hey,
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: so just in time for Halloween, you know, when you're
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: talking about looking at houses and you finally find the
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: one that you think you like, it's the place that
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: you want. I guess ghosts are not a deal breaker, Greg.
• 24:21
  Speaker 10: No, they shouldn't be.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: 54% say they would consider buying a house.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: That they knew was haunted.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: 54?
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: They knew.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: 54% would still consider buying a house they, quote.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Knew was haunted. They know. Out of doubt.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. At a lower price would convince 62%.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Like, you know what?
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not thrilled about the idea of a haunted house.
• 24:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah. If you could convince me it was genuinely haunted,
• 24:49
  Speaker 12: I would not buy it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: I thought you wanted a ghost.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 24:52
  Speaker 12: I want to be convinced. I don't want to live
• 24:54
  Speaker 12: with it, but I want to see it. I don't
• 24:56
  Speaker 12: want it to be my roomie.
• 24:58
  Speaker 10: I was always under the impression that you got jealous
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: of people that said their houses were haunted.
• 25:02
  Speaker 12: I am. I mean, if it's a nice ghost.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Look, if someone's been murdered there or it's haunted, if
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: it's the right price and it's got good bones.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. I mean, people are going to die in houses.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: That's just the way it goes. That's my case. The
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: lady was old. She died.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 25:17
  Speaker 12: That's a really good idea for a horror movie. It's
• 25:20
  Speaker 12: a haunted house called Good Bones. You know what?
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Write it down. Under the house.
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: Trademark.
• 25:25
  Speaker 12: Don't steal it.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: That sounds like a porno birthday title.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: There's a bunch of adults who want their own adult
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Halloween night. 62% of adults think they deserve their own
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Halloween night. And 70% say Halloween is as much for
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: adults as it is for kids, Greg. Agree or disagree?
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: 100% disagree.
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: 58% think it should be a national holiday.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Uh, adults don't want to steal trick or treating from
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: kids though. 62% say their idea of the perfect adult
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Halloween night isn't even a party. It's staying in with
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: candy and binge watching television. What?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: You can do that whenever you want. Yeah. Not even
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: like a.
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: You're an adult.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: It's a Saturday night.
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: But it's more festive when it's Halloween.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Do it in a costume or something?
• 26:06
  Speaker 14: No.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to be in your costume by yourself
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: sitting on your couch.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dressed up as a vampire. Well, a lot of.
• 26:12
  Speaker 10: People do because when the kids come to the door,
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: you answer the door and you're in costume.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: I do that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: It's fun for them.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: What do you wear? Yeah, this year, what's his name?
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Will Ferrell. What's the race car movie? Oh, Ricky Bobby.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Ricky Bobby. Yeah, I got Ricky Bobby costume.
• 26:27
  Speaker 12: Nice.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Sweet.
• 26:29
  Speaker 14: Nice.
• 26:30
  Speaker 12: My kid's going as Jason Voorhees again, because now.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: That's all the cool thing. Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: It is?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, they have to be killers.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: You guys have your picks?
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Ready to go.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: All right, so Woody Show, NFL Biggest Loser, Week 8.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: This week, we drew the names out of the hat.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Sammy and Morgan are going to be making their picks. Yeah,
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: last week, it was Jeff and I, and then we
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: both picked teams that ended up winning.
• 26:52
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Somebody on the text said the so-called sports experts on
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: the show, Woody and Jeff.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Gee, stupid.
• 26:57
  Speaker 12: Well, that's why it's so funny.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: I never claimed to be a sports expert, by the way.
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: I'm a fan. You're a hardcore fan.
• 27:03
  Speaker 12: But I went against Tyler, and I think I won. Like,
• 27:06
  Speaker 12: there's no way to know.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Somebody said biggest losers either going to be the Dolphins
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: who are playing the Pats or the Titans who are
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: playing the Bengals. Rams will lose to the Chargers is
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: another one that the- That person's clearly hiding.
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: Wait, really?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Dude, they can't go winless. I mean, they could. Oh,
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: they can. They could. The lions have done it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: You gotta believe. But since your licks, your locks are
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: already in. We'll start with you, Morgan, since you know
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: the least. Between the two of you, at least Sammy's
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: in a fantasy league. She's paying somewhat attention.
• 27:36
  Speaker 19: I'm in two fantasy leagues.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Two fantasy leagues.
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: How dare you?
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: All right, so who'd you pick?
• 27:41
  Speaker 19: My process with this, I use my intuition, right? And
• 27:44
  Speaker 19: it brought me to the top of this paper. So then,
• 27:47
  Speaker 19: I don't know, something about the Cowboys versus the Cardinals.
• 27:50
  Speaker 19: And I'm from Dallas, but I'm a Cowboys hater, right?
• 27:53
  Speaker 14: Nice.
• 27:53
  Speaker 19: But for some reason, I think they're going to win.
• 27:55
  Speaker 19: So all that being said, I think the Cardinals are
• 27:58
  Speaker 19: going to be the biggest losers.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Against the Cowboys.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: By how many points?
• 28:02
  Speaker 19: Oh, God, I didn't even think about that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 15: 10?
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Is that a good number?
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: That sounds good.
• 28:06
  Speaker 12: Nice round number.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Cards minus 10.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: All right, Sammy.
• 28:09
  Speaker 17: I think the Chargers will be the biggest loser against
• 28:12
  Speaker 17: the Rams.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Texter. How many points?
• 28:15
  Speaker 15: 14.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: 14.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Jeff, did you have a pick?
• 28:19
  Speaker 16: Yeah, there's three I'm looking over, man. I do think
• 28:22
  Speaker 16: my Chargers are going to lose again. I put 16.
• 28:25
  Speaker 16: But the Colts are having a fire sale right now.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: They're getting rid of everybody.
• 28:28
  Speaker 16: So the Colts and Jaguars game is interesting as well.
• 28:33
  Speaker 16: Let me just go with the Colts and Jaguars to
• 28:35
  Speaker 16: be different, and I'll take the Colts losing by 13.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you watch. The biggest loser will end
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: up being one of these You know, like Bears-Seahawks. I
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: was torn between Bears-Seahawks. I think that will be on
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: paper at least. It should be a close game. Like
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Ravens-Bills should be a close game on paper, although.
• 28:54
  Speaker 12: Wait, which one has the little horseshoe? Is that the Colts?
• 28:58
  Speaker 12: I don't like that. I don't like that logo. I
• 29:01
  Speaker 12: say they're going to lose because it's boring and stupid.
• 29:03
  Speaker 12: They're going to lose.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: As a person from Dallas, why are you a Cowboys hater?
• 29:06
  Speaker 19: When I was young, growing up, I wasn't in a
• 29:09
  Speaker 19: household where I was raised to be a Cowboys fan
• 29:11
  Speaker 19: like most Texans. And every time I would see a game,
• 29:14
  Speaker 19: they were absolutely terrible. So I'm like, I would never
• 29:16
  Speaker 19: choose a team that's bad. And I like the Saints
• 29:20
  Speaker 19: colors and logos, so then I picked them as my team.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: I'm going Patriots over Dolphins and then Patriots by 10.
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: All right. Well, thank you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: We'll see how that works out this week. Sammy and Morgan,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: NFL biggest loser here on The Woody Show. 877-44-WOODY. You
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: can send us a text. Do that over to 22987.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: More Woody Shows next.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Woody.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: What's going on, guys?
• 29:47
  Speaker 14: What's up, man?
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. We've got some news involving a member
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: of the Woody Show team. And that person is Morgan.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you've seen something on our social. If you haven't,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: it's because you're not following us.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Which is ridiculous.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Which you should totally do. At The Woody Show. Give
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: us a follow on Instagram. And we've done a little
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: bit about this, that this was coming. This announcement was coming.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: But Morgan, now that you can share the news with everybody,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: give us all the deets, girl.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: Spill the tea.
• 30:24
  Speaker 19: OMG, I'm fighting Krishan Rock.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Now, for people who don't know, they go, what's a Krishan?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Can you explain that to the people who don't know?
• 30:37
  Speaker 19: Right, so she originated from Baddies. She dated Blueface, the rapper,
• 30:41
  Speaker 19: very famous rapper that Greg loves.
• 30:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he's the best.
• 30:44
  Speaker 19: For a bit, they've been in the news lately. Now
• 30:46
  Speaker 19: she streams. She's a boxer. Her first fight was actually
• 30:50
  Speaker 19: on the same card as my first fight. She was
• 30:52
  Speaker 19: the main card for that event. And then she's turned
• 30:55
  Speaker 19: pro since then.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 30:57
  Speaker 19: And for some reason, she made a big mistake to
• 31:00
  Speaker 19: accept a fight with me. And I get to fight
• 31:02
  Speaker 19: her November 20th.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Why is that a mistake?
• 31:05
  Speaker 19: Oh she's gonna kill her well i i'm gonna knock
• 31:08
  Speaker 19: her out yes oh okay.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: So this is part of the smack talk it's a
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: mistake okay i got it yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 19: But also her past fights have been set up for
• 31:15
  Speaker 19: her to do well right because she's the star so
• 31:18
  Speaker 19: that's what you do in a lot of boxing careers
• 31:20
  Speaker 19: you build them up i'm not taking a paycheck to
• 31:24
  Speaker 19: lose i'm not you know gonna take it easier on
• 31:26
  Speaker 19: her and i'm the best competition she'll see.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Yet right is this a is this a paid gig.
• 31:33
  Speaker 19: I'm getting sent out there, so they're paying for my
• 31:36
  Speaker 19: flights and hotels.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, that's a step up for us.
• 31:40
  Speaker 19: And I'm getting a percentage of the ticket and the
• 31:42
  Speaker 19: pay-per-view sales.
• 31:44
  Speaker 15: That's cool.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Big, because she's very well-known. The second this got announced... Like,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I started getting text messages and DMs about it from
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: friends that are watching the stream. And then, like, people
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: are clipping it into, like, the hundreds of thousands on social.
• 31:57
  Speaker 19: Dude, my phone has been blowing up. And it's all, like,
• 32:01
  Speaker 19: you know, white girl, you know. I brought her flowers.
• 32:05
  Speaker 19: We had a press conference yesterday.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I saw the videos on social.
• 32:08
  Speaker 19: Yeah, we had a face-off.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to hit her with the
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: flowers like they would do on Maury or something.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: No, you did better.
• 32:14
  Speaker 12: You dared her to hit you.
• 32:15
  Speaker 19: Yeah, because Damon Feldman, the guy that set up this
• 32:18
  Speaker 19: whole thing, he's like, yeah, Krishan hit her because he
• 32:21
  Speaker 19: wants the views, right? And I'm like, yeah, hit me.
• 32:23
  Speaker 19: I bet you won't. And she thought about it. She
• 32:25
  Speaker 19: really did.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: So how long have you known that this fight was happening?
• 32:29
  Speaker 19: I got the call... Four days ago.
• 32:32
  Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: So not that long.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Five days ago. So how does that, I'm always confused
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: because like some people, they find out they have to
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: train for a certain amount of time. This fight is
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: next month.
• 32:41
  Speaker 19: It's in three weeks.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 12: She stays training.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: There's not a lot of turnaround there.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:46
  Speaker 19: Luckily for me, I, yeah, like Gina said, I stay training.
• 32:49
  Speaker 19: I'm in the best shape I've ever been. And Krishan
• 32:52
  Speaker 19: has not been training. She's been with her man and
• 32:54
  Speaker 19: in the streets. So she's training today. She just posted
• 32:57
  Speaker 19: that she ran four miles.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not like she doesn't know anything about boxing. Oh, no.
• 33:01
  Speaker 19: And she's a street fighter. Like, this is a dangerous
• 33:04
  Speaker 19: fight for me. Like, I'll talk smack, but she's going
• 33:07
  Speaker 19: to test me for real.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: This one text says, oh, not R.I.P. Just rip Morgan.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Woody show rip.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Rip.
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: Morgan.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, cool.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: This one says, I'm on Morgan's side on this fight,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: but Christiane has that autism strength.
• 33:22
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: What?
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I have a younger brother on the spectrum, and he
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: is strong. This one says, I hope you obliterate that
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: clown-ass bitch. Rock is trash.
• 33:31
  Speaker 12: Oh, that's mean.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: That's not very nice. What's Rock?
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: Christiane Rock.
• 33:35
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so like- Dude, I'm sorry.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: It's okay.
• 33:37
  Speaker 12: But she was even talking about your reach and your wingspan.
• 33:40
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I made the mistake. She started shadowboxing me, and
• 33:43
  Speaker 19: I shouldn't have shown her anything, right?
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 19: But I'm tall, and she- She knew nothing about me
• 33:48
  Speaker 19: before she saw me yesterday.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: She clocked you right away.
• 33:50
  Speaker 19: She did, which she should, and she should train. She's
• 33:52
  Speaker 19: going to need it. But I will say this. I
• 33:55
  Speaker 19: really like her. I can't help it. There's something about her.
• 33:58
  Speaker 19: She's genuine. I know she does some crazy stuff.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: This is a boxing match. The second you're in that ring. Oh,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: you know that.
• 34:07
  Speaker 19: Oh, the second it's fight week. Once I land in Philly,
• 34:10
  Speaker 19: the first round.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's Philly.
• 34:11
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, is it back at Haraz? Back at Haraz.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, last time Morgan had a fight, when she got
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: her very first fight, we're like, where is it going
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: to be? Give us all the details. She was like,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: it's going to be in Philly. It's going to be
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: at Harrah's.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: We're like, you mean Harrah's? Yeah, the casino.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: All right, so back to the place that you were
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: at before.
• 34:30
  Speaker 19: What was I talking about? Just, oh, I like her,
• 34:31
  Speaker 19: which that's all going to go out the window. I'm
• 34:33
  Speaker 19: going to kill her in the ring, right?
• 34:34
  Speaker 12: And she brought her baby, right?
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, she brings it everywhere.
• 34:37
  Speaker 12: That's strange.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love that baby. She's not the first fighter
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: to do that.
• 34:40
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I love that baby.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: They bring their kids all the time.
• 34:42
  Speaker 19: I'm not bringing the kids into it, though.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: That's all I'm going to say. Do you win the
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: kid if you win the fight?
• 34:45
  Speaker 19: All I want is a picture with the kid, but
• 34:49
  Speaker 19: it's high security with that kid.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: In boxing, there's always like a purse, right?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Not always.
• 34:55
  Speaker 19: She gets a purse, of course. She's getting paid good money.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's the star.
• 34:58
  Speaker 19: She's the star, right?
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I'm talking not just to participate. I'm saying if you win,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: isn't there a prize?
• 35:03
  Speaker 19: Not that I'm aware of, no.
• 35:04
  Speaker 11: Oh, really?
• 35:04
  Speaker 19: Not in my contract.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know anything about boxing.
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: I know nothing.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I always thought horse racing. They're all racing for their
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: share of the purse.
• 35:13
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 35:14
  Speaker 19: You can get bonuses. There's fight night bonuses or performance bonuses.
• 35:17
  Speaker 19: Probably not with this organization. But for me, this is
• 35:21
  Speaker 19: just an opportunity to get my name out there. Yeah,
• 35:25
  Speaker 19: that's great.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: I'm excited for you.
• 35:26
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 35:27
  Speaker 19: And to get to be able to go back to
• 35:28
  Speaker 19: Haraz and, you know, and to know what to expect.
• 35:31
  Speaker 19: I'm going to feel so much more comfortable. Maybe I'll
• 35:34
  Speaker 19: even gamble this time. You know, who knows?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: What's the date?
• 35:37
  Speaker 19: November 20th. It's a Friday.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: November 20th.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 19: And so it's at Haraz, obviously. You can stream it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 19: It's going to be a pay-per-view on Trailer TV. Trailer
• 35:46
  Speaker 19: Fight TV will obviously be posting all that info on
• 35:48
  Speaker 19: the socials.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Woody Show.
• 35:50
  Speaker 12: I'm excited. I cried last time. I was so proud
• 35:53
  Speaker 12: of you.
• 35:53
  Speaker 19: Aw, I'm going to. I'm going to cry right now.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I'm in an emotional mess.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Don't let her see you cry.
• 35:59
  Speaker 10: So is it like the last time where there's like
• 36:00
  Speaker 10: a bunch of fights, and then are you the last one?
• 36:03
  Speaker 19: We're the last ones.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, damn.
• 36:04
  Speaker 19: The co-main event is CritMac, if anyone knows who that is.
• 36:08
  Speaker 14: Who's that?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: He was there during your conference, right?
• 36:10
  Speaker 19: He was here at the press conference yesterday, and what
• 36:12
  Speaker 19: a character, man.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to get some audio. He's another podcaster,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: online personality.
• 36:19
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: What's his name?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: CritMac.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's a big dude.
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like 6'5. Dude, he's hilarious.
• 36:24
  Speaker 19: He has a great voice. I'm definitely going to have
• 36:26
  Speaker 19: to talk to him so we can... uh play some
• 36:28
  Speaker 19: audio from him but yeah uh i'm the main event
• 36:31
  Speaker 19: like what the heck that's crazy i'm on the picture
• 36:33
  Speaker 19: of these graphics i'm on tmz like what.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah well your your opponent was uh was talking some
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: smack jeff just gave me a clip Uh-oh. Of her
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: talking smack.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: I'm fighting this girl Morgan.
• 36:45
  Speaker 12: I hope she ready to get knocked out in 30 seconds.
• 36:48
  Speaker 13: Thank you.
• 36:48
  Speaker 20: Thank you.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: 30 seconds, yeah.
• 36:51
  Speaker 19: All right.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: We'll see if that happens. Yeah, we will see.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: November 20th at Haraz in Philly.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I do love how all of her fans started digging
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: up stuff on you right away and clipping you.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 37:03
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 19: And we know how this goes, right? But they're already
• 37:05
  Speaker 19: going through my Twitter and I haven't tweeted in years
• 37:08
  Speaker 19: and they're posting old tweets that I was tweeting.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Like what? Like what were they highlighting? Well, they were
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: highlighting like other conversations that you've already had about.
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 19: Because she's come up on the show recently.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: So they found the videos and they posted those.
• 37:23
  Speaker 19: And a lot of talk of like, there's not much
• 37:25
  Speaker 19: footage of me out, you know, boxing wise. And I
• 37:28
  Speaker 19: do that on purpose.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 19: I didn't post my last fight. Wasn't proud of it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 19: So there's not really much research they can do other
• 37:35
  Speaker 19: than go.
• 37:36
  Speaker 12: Through social media.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: But I'm telling you, the second she was going live
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: with this press conference, my phone started blowing up, and
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: then the internet, and then people just grabbing videos, old
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: videos of you, and videos from the press conference. Creating buzz. Again,
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: in the hundreds of thousands, right away. So it's a
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: big deal.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: All right, another question from a guy who knows no
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: dick about boxing.
• 37:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and now I have a follow-up.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: If you win, do you get a belt at least?
• 38:00
  Speaker 19: I think with this, yes, because she technically got the
• 38:02
  Speaker 19: belt at our last fight. So she has the belt.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: And then from that point forward, let's say you win,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: you get the belt, are you required to walk around
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: with it over your shoulder at all times? Yes, everywhere.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Everywhere you go. You go to the grocery store, you
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: go out to dinner or something, you go get the mail.
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: My question's way dumber than Woody's. For the actual fight,
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: are you going to take out your belly button ring?
• 38:24
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I have to.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, you have to.
• 38:25
  Speaker 10: I was wondering, because that could be very dangerous, right?
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, for sure.
• 38:28
  Speaker 19: Well, I have to, but then... During my first fight,
• 38:31
  Speaker 19: there was a moment in the fight where I looked
• 38:33
  Speaker 19: at my opponent and she had earrings in.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, wait, what?
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: During the fight.
• 38:37
  Speaker 19: Yeah. So that being said, this is in Philly at
• 38:40
  Speaker 19: a casino.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 38:43
  Speaker 19: Haraz. So are all the rules, you know, sanctioned, highly followed?
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 38:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Well, congratulations.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I know how much you love the fighting stuff.
• 38:55
  Speaker 19: Big day for the unemployed yesterday.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: This is awesome.
• 38:57
  Speaker 13: Big day.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to be a part of it. We'll look
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: forward to the fight. It's November 20th at Harrah's in Philly,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: but you'll be able to watch it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: And what's the.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: It's Triller TV. Triller TV. Yeah, Triller.TV?
• 39:11
  Speaker 19: I believe so, yes.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, was it? Because that's the same thing I signed
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: up for last time we watched the fight, right?
• 39:15
  Speaker 10: Okay, cool.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: I already got it. Yeah, and the app's really good
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: because Sammy and I, we were at Stagecoach Music Festival
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: and we're able to watch it on the phone, super clearly.
• 39:26
  Speaker 12: And just to clarify, it's TrillerTV.com.
• 39:28
  Speaker 19: Yes.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: TrillerTV.com. I got the app. It was like an app
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: on my Apple TV.
• 39:33
  Speaker 19: It is a great app. I met the president of
• 39:34
  Speaker 19: Triller yesterday. Super nice guy.
• 39:37
  Speaker 15: So, yeah.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Well, here we go.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: It's legit.
• 39:39
  Speaker 12: It's happening.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Morgan, please knock this chick out. She's so damn annoying. Aw, babe.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Aw, that's not nice.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Well, you're not supposed to be defending your.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Opponent, right?
• 39:48
  Speaker 19: I mean, why not? I can have respect for someone
• 39:51
  Speaker 19: and then go get her ass.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: See, Greg, we're so in the dark. I thought it
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: was supposed to be a bunch of trash talk like WWE.
• 40:00
  Speaker 10: Whereas in real life, we know that you respect her.
• 40:03
  Speaker 19: But publicly, you hate her. It would feel wrong for
• 40:07
  Speaker 19: me to just completely trash her. I'll trash talk and
• 40:09
  Speaker 19: talk about how good I am and how I'm going
• 40:11
  Speaker 19: to knock her out.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: But.
• 40:13
  Speaker 19: She's just another human being.
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: I like her.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: But this one says, I can't stand how she talks
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: about you, Morgan. Knock her ass out.
• 40:18
  Speaker 19: How does she talk about me?
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know. That's what I'm saying.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: If she's out there in these streets talking smack.
• 40:23
  Speaker 19: I'll let her say what she wants. She's underestimating me.
• 40:26
  Speaker 19: It turns me on.
• 40:27
  Speaker 10: Well, yeah.
• 40:27
  Speaker 17: TMZ said that Krishan's not doing much trash talk and
• 40:32
  Speaker 17: that she wants to change the way boxing is promoted.
• 40:34
  Speaker 17: So Morgan and Krishan are on the same page, it
• 40:37
  Speaker 17: looks like.
• 40:38
  Speaker 12: Great ladies.
• 40:39
  Speaker 19: A whole new world.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 40:41
  Speaker 19: I'm still going to beat her ass, though.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Well, Morgan, again, congratulations. Thank you so much.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Keep us updated how it's all going. Of course, we'll
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: give listeners all the updates and the links and everything else.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: We'll make sure.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: That everybody knows where they can go and they can
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: check it out.
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: But I'm the best at BJs.
• 40:57
  Speaker 20: Right.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: And I would give you a BJ. No woman gives
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: a BJ as good as a man does.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: I truly believe that.
• 41:05
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: That's why Greg and I are such good friends.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: We're just like on the same page, you know?
• 41:12
  Speaker 10: How can that not be true? I don't know what.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: That was about, what the context of that original conversation was, but.
• 41:18
  Speaker 10: I'm here for it.
• 41:19
  Speaker 15: I love it, yeah.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about oraling.
• 41:24
  Speaker 10: Who's better?
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Dude, so this is something I thought you might find interesting.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Artists who were everywhere for a while, like you couldn't
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: escape them, and then just kind of suddenly disappeared.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: It happens a lot.
• 41:40
  Speaker 10: It does, and it's always a strange phenomenon.
• 41:42
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 10: It's like, wait a minute, how did I hear this
• 41:44
  Speaker 10: every 12 minutes? Yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Like whatever happened to it?
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: And they vaporized.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: I do have a theory on it too. Yeah, which is? Well,
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: sometimes like with the one hit wonders, it's not like
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: they don't know how to make good music, but a
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: lot of times, and we know this behind the scenes,
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: they're a big pain in the ass.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, they get that one hit, especially if it's
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: their first song. If a band comes out, it's the
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: first you've ever heard of this band, and their first
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: single really goes over well, it.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Goes to their head. It goes to their head big time,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: and then people don't want to work with them. Then
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: they become the one-hit wonder. Yeah, the ego, man.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: The ego is not your amigo.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Ooh, I like that.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I think I brought that up before. I'm a collector
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: of quotes, Gina.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: No, that's a good one.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do like that one. All right, so one
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: of the examples was Gautier.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 42:28
  Speaker 10: Oh, that guy.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: That one is a little bit of a different story. Yeah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: but do you guys remember Gautier? Of course. Somebody that
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: I used to know.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: But he walked away by choice because he didn't want,
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: you know, ads or product syncs with his music.
• 42:51
  Speaker 20: Mm-hmm.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Because he said he's not interested in selling his music
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: and stuff. So he just walked away from it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I kind of respect him for that because, like, yeah, okay,
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: I am a true artist. I am, you know, I
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: don't know, putting my money where my mouth is when
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: it comes to that. And, like, I just make music
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: because I want to, not for commercial use or whatever. But,
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, I met him in person. He was a
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: giant dick. So he was like, but... Wait, who's the one...
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Is he the one who's super tall? He is very tall, yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: I get him confused with some.
• 43:22
  Speaker 10: Hozier.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: But those are two different dudes. But they're both super tall.
• 43:25
  Speaker 10: Gautier's really tall?
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's really tall.
• 43:27
  Speaker 12: And didn't he go into producing?
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I thought he did. I mean, he still makes music.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: You know a lot about Gautier. He still makes music.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: It's just that he doesn't try to be a stadium artist. Okay.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Another artist who was everywhere for a while and then
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: suddenly disappeared. This was a little article, a little thing
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I was reading about all these different people. And the
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: other person they had mentioned was Iggy Azalea. Remember Iggy Azalea?
• 43:51
  Speaker 10: I love that song.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one of Greg's favorites.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, this song. Yeah, she sold her catalog.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Catalog?
• 44:04
  Speaker 10: She had a catalog.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Four song catalog?
• 44:08
  Speaker 14: Where is she?
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Three song catalog?
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Anyway, sold her catalog in 2022, announced her retirement from
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: music in 2024, and then moved on to a meme
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: coin and a wireless company.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Well, after that, I still see her quite often, actually,
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: on the internet. I mean, well, she dropped the Noli fans, obviously,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: because that's the next move, and she made a ton
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: of money off that, and now she just does, like,
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: all this live streaming stuff that kind of, like, what
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Morgan is involved with this live streaming where Chris Sean
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Rock who Morgan is fighting that's where they make a
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: lot of her money and she's just streaming constantly.
• 44:48
  Speaker 21: This was my favorite song of the decade yeah Greg
• 44:52
  Speaker 21: loved it absolutely loved it she did one with was
• 44:55
  Speaker 21: it Ariana Grande or one of those shows Britney Spears
• 44:58
  Speaker 21: yeah no the other big Iggy Azalea single what's that.
• 45:01
  Speaker 18: With no you're thinking of what's her name one more
• 45:04
  Speaker 18: one more something yeah uh love her too god uh
• 45:09
  Speaker 18: she wrote the uh kind of pop song uh why
• 45:12
  Speaker 18: i'm blanking so hard.
• 45:13
  Speaker 12: I'm oh yeah no ariana grande you know all.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: This that's the song.
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah featuring iggy azalea see you guys pretend like i
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: don't know anything there's a lot i don't know but
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: i i do.
• 45:24
  Speaker 12: Know i do know that problem.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Uh another person the xex is what it Artists who
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: were everywhere for a while and then suddenly disappeared. And,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, this song was massive. But Montel Jordan, you
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: guys remember This Is How We Do It.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Yes, the song rules.
• 45:42
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: He left it all behind in 2010 to become a pastor.
• 45:48
  Speaker 15: Oh, okay.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: So Montel Jordan became a pastor.
• 45:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Did he have another song besides This Is How We
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Do It? Was there another big hit?
• 46:00
  Speaker 13: I'm sure he had a semi-hit.
• 46:04
  Speaker 12: Get It On Tonight?
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Who's the one that's related somehow to, like, Dre? Who
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: am I thinking of? Where's Jeff G for a conversation?
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Well, Dre?
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's another one that's like a cousin or something.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Warren G. Yeah, Warren G. Yeah, stepbrother. That's it, Warren G.
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't play it. So Montel Jordan, he left
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: it all behind to become a pastor. Fergie. So Fergie
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: left the Black Eyed Peas in 2027 to go raise
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: her son.
• 46:39
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Because she obviously did all that stuff with the Black
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Eyed Peas, but then she had this song.
• 46:47
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this song, Glamorous, was huge.
• 46:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, what was the other one?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: What was the other one from her?
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Corgalicious was fire. London Bridge was fire.
• 47:00
  Speaker 14: Oh, this one.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, this one, yeah. Big Girls Don't Cry.
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 10: I had no idea. This has some of the dumbest
• 47:09
  Speaker 10: lyrics ever.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Does it?
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: Let's listen a little bit.
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: What was it like? Do you have one in particular?
• 47:18
  Speaker 10: And I'm going to miss you like a child misses
• 47:21
  Speaker 10: his blanket.
• 47:22
  Speaker 15: That is pretty cringe.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: That is so dumb. No one is going to argue
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: that great.
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: Somebody sat in a room and said, I'm going to
• 47:32
  Speaker 10: miss you like. I don't know. Child, Mrs. Blanca?
• 47:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Write it down.
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: Got it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: She was in music way before Black Eyed Peas, too.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: She had a pop group called Orchid and stuff like that.
• 47:43
  Speaker 12: Hello, Kids Incorporated.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Kids Incorporated. Yo, we grew up in the same city.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 47:46
  Speaker 18: We knew each other.
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Gotta take baby steps till.
• 47:55
  Speaker 12: You're full grown.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: That is a fact, yeah.
• 48:01
  Speaker 14: Fairy tales don't always have a happy.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Ending, do they?
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: That part's okay. And I forsake the dark ahead if
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I stay. All right, whatever. Yeah. Also, number one chick
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: for our boy Timur.
• 48:22
  Speaker 20: Really?
• 48:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Big Fergie fan. Didn't she get to be your pants
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: on stage one time?
• 48:26
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: She butchered the anthem, too.
• 48:29
  Speaker 12: But she did a sweet flip on stage.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Anyway, she went to go raise her son in 2017.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Another artist who was everywhere for a minute. This is
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: more like an internet thing, though. This is never really
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: legit on this show. What are you talking about?
• 48:48
  Speaker 12: He's like the biggest star in Asia.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does like massive stadiums. He would probably do
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: a massive stadium today in America. Is that ironic, though?
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Because the whole Gangnam Style is kind of like Harlem Shake.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: It was like, what was the guy from William Hung?
• 49:04
  Speaker 12: I don't think this is the same thing.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: I think people genuinely love this dude in that part
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: of the world. Internationally massive. But he's not putting out
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: new music as much now. And isn't he, like, run
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: a label and stuff now? Probably.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he started his own label. Went back to South Korea,
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: it says here.
• 49:19
  Speaker 12: This song's like 15 years old.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he'll still eat off of it for sure.
• 49:23
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: I just lumped this in with like, what did the
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: fox say?
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: That, I would say, is an internet thing, but not him.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: See, I was just always equated the Gangnam Style thing
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: to just an internet thing.
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: Well, the first time I ever heard this song, that's
• 49:38
  Speaker 12: when I heard the term K-pop. I was like, what
• 49:40
  Speaker 12: does that mean?
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: Oh, really?
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: Well, he has the coolest stage intro of the planet.
• 49:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's true.
• 49:45
  Speaker 10: Where he rockets up from beneath.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: And just like jumps.
• 49:48
  Speaker 13: In the air.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: And like 100,000 people are going crazy.
• 49:51
  Speaker 10: It's so good.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: It's fun to see. It's a spectacle. It's huge.
• 49:55
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: How about another one?
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Artists who were everywhere for a while and then suddenly disappeared,
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: although this person has been making more appearances here and
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: there because it became such a big internet thing.
• 50:06
  Speaker 16: Rick Astley.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: This is a legit big song in 1987. That's when
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: this song came out. He decided to retire Greg at
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: age 27. Lucky. He said he knew it was time
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: to walk away once he developed a fear of flying
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: and realized.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: The importance of family. Quote.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to get on planes anymore, which is
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: hard to be an international pop star if you won't fly.
• 50:36
  Speaker 12: I mean, true.
• 50:37
  Speaker 10: I find that so interesting. I want to ask every
• 50:39
  Speaker 10: musician that. What if you hate to travel?
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: You're screwed.
• 50:42
  Speaker 12: I would consider him a two-hit wonder.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: He did have three bigger songs. Yeah, that was the
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: other one.
• 50:55
  Speaker 12: This was a legit hit, right?
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a big one. And then he had
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: this other one. This was also considered a hit for
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Rick Astley. So in addition to Never Gonna Give You
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Up and Together Forever. That was Rick Astley? Yeah, Cry
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: For Help is the song.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
• 51:13
  Speaker 10: I like it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know what year this was, but it was like.
• 51:19
  Speaker 12: In that same kind of.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, 91.
• 51:21
  Speaker 10: 91, yeah.
• 51:21
  Speaker 12: Within four years.
• 51:22
  Speaker 10: Can you say, how old is he now? Does it say?
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know. He did jump on stage.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I think it was the Foo Fighters he jumped on
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: stage with. He jumped on stage with a bunch of
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: different people.
• 51:31
  Speaker 12: He's 60.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, he comes out, he Rick Rolls everybody.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Of course. To answer your question, Greg, if they don't fly,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: they do boat if they want to continue doing music.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: I guess they have no choice. I was just recently
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: watching the Travis Barker documentary, and I guess he's made
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: that crossing. I mean, he flies again now, but he
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: made that crossing like eight times.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Well, Ben Burley- who's the lead singer for Breaking Benjamin,
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: it was the same thing. Like, at the peak of their,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: you know, having all these hits, like, dude doesn't fly.
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, they put him on a boat. They'd ship
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: him over. And then do a bunch of... Just hit
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: all the dates that you can make by train or
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: by bus.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: And then Travis.
• 52:14
  Speaker 10: Whereas humans were not meant to fly.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: And the Travis documentary is hilarious because they're like, yeah,
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: they'll descend up by drum kicks. drum kit somewhere in
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: public out on the boat and like old people just
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: come watch him.
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: He's just practicing.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: He's just practicing. Or they call it busking.
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Travis Barker busking on a ship as he's making
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: his way. Although he does, he's flying again.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: He gets asked about that every interview. Every time I
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: see a Travis Barker interview, it's always about flying. I mean,
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: it's not everybody that you get to talk to who
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: has survived a plane crash.
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: True.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Lost two friends, you know.
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: He's a total homebody now.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: All right, a couple pieces of audio.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: I know that Seabass has the weekend audio that we're
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: going to get to. But a couple things I want
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: to play for you. Starting with this 74-year-old dude in Florida.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: He's on trial for first-degree murder.
• 53:08
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: And he tried to cut a deal with the judge
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: on this whole thing. Okay, so now this guy.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: He killed this 47-year-old chick. Dismembered remains were found in
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: the bay and the whole thing. So he's like, all right,
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: that's fine. Look, man, I'll plead guilty, but here's what
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I want. And then you can hear what the judge
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: had to say to him.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: So you're telling me you would open plea, you would
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: plead to life in prison.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: A Philly cheesesteak with onions on it. A Philly cheesesteak
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: with onions on it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: I get it.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: This seems like a pretty good deal. Think about like
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: how much it's going to cost the taxpayers and everybody
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: else to, you know, try this guy and to go
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: through the whole thing, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Mayonnaise and fries.
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: Oh, I understand.
• 53:54
  Speaker 14: And 20 ounces of Pepsi.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: It's got to be 20.
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: Ounces, huh?
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: So, yeah.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Philly cheesesteak with onions, mayonnaise, yeah, some fries.
• 54:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: And a 20 ounce of Pepsi.
• 54:06
  Speaker 12: You got to wash it down.
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Judge is like, all right.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: But I appreciate that. Save the jury.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: And save the taxpayers.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
• 54:15
  Speaker 15: Obviously, I've never in my 40 years of almost 40
• 54:18
  Speaker 15: years ever heard that request before.
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: It's interesting.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: But I can't obviously.
• 54:23
  Speaker 10: Give food to people in.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Our play, but that would be wrong in a thousand ways.
• 54:29
  Speaker 15: But I could guarantee you could have lunch today, but
• 54:32
  Speaker 15: I can't guarantee what it would be.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, come on.
• 54:35
  Speaker 12: That would have been $ 10.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: That guy sounds like a sweetheart. He's making a deal.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: He made a mistake. He didn't say where from, though. Like,
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: where do you get the cheesesteak from? You can get
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: one from Jersey Mike's.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: A lot of those places, they offer them. Jersey Mike's
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: got a pretty decent... I mean, as the chains go.
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I got a.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Pretty decent one. Or the Philly cheesesteak.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: He's not asking to have it flown in from Geno's
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: or Pat's or something from Philly.
• 55:02
  Speaker 12: That's my top. I was going to say top five.
• 55:04
  Speaker 12: That's my top three favorite foods.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: So I get it.
• 55:08
  Speaker 12: I'd plead guilty for a cheesesteak.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: There's a place called Little Trent in Philly. That's my favorite.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: And you don't like this. You wouldn't want it. But
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: it's a little extra peppery.
• 55:17
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah. I love it.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: But then if it's Pat's or Geno's, I'm going Pat's
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: all day. 877-44-whatever.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, I do.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: I guess I do understand. But, like, I'm sure they
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: can work that out. Yeah. Because they make deals with
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: people who are responsible for a ton of murder in
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: exchange for information.
• 55:36
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: So if you can do it in exchange for information,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: why couldn't you do it in exchange for a Philly cheesesteak?
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 12: Just say that's added value.
• 55:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 55:44
  Speaker 17: Slippery slope, though, because then people probably just start demanding
• 55:46
  Speaker 17: things when it's like, no, you're a murderer.
• 55:48
  Speaker 12: You don't make the demands.
• 55:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Uh, here, one more, uh, one more clip for you. Tyler, just, uh,
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: checking in. He's got that new gig where he's ripping cards.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: And we had that one. Oh, you want to, cause
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: he posts in the place that he works for. They
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: post a bunch of clips from Tyler. He's sitting behind
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: his desk.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: He's ripping cards.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: They have another camera that's over his shoulder just watching
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: his fat hands. They probably make him wash his hands
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: and stuff, right?
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 56:21
  Speaker 10: Get his nails done.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you want PSA 10.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: You didn't want to get the grease on him. Yeah,
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: so here's one of Tyler's latest videos they posted at
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: his new gig.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, a dual auto of Boba and Jenga Fett!
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God!
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Wait a second.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah!
• 56:38
  Speaker 17: Woo!
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that. Boba and Jenga Fett. Oh, look
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: at that.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 14: I like that.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, a dual auto of Boba and Jenga Fett. Oh,
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: my goodness.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: We didn't add the music, by the way.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: The place he's working at added the music and did
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: the whole dramatic thing.
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: What's a dual auto of Boba?
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: So there's two autographs on it. Yeah, you get Boba
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Fett's autograph, Greg. Dual auto.
• 57:07
  Speaker 12: And this is the first I'm hearing of Jenga Fett.
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: It is?
• 57:10
  Speaker 12: I didn't know Jenga.
• 57:10
  Speaker 10: I've heard of that.
• 57:12
  Speaker 13: Oh, my goodness. To 10. Yeah.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: A dual auto of Boba and Jango to 10.
• 57:21
  Speaker 13: Holy smokes. Number three of 10. That is disgusting.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: Goodness gracious.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: How old is Tyler?
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: 18?
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: 30-something. Oh, dude, that's awesome.
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: That's so funny.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does have an Instagram dedicated to these videos.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: It's heavytea underscore on cards. Good golly, Ms.
• 57:47
  Speaker 13: Molly.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Great googly moogly.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, a dual auto of Boba and Jenga fat. Oh,
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: my goodness, to 10. A dual auto of Boba and
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Jango to ten.
• 58:02
  Speaker 13: Holy smokes. Number three of ten. That is disgusting.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: That is disgusting.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: Golly.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: There's nothing compared to the Vader, though. Look at the color.
• 58:15
  Speaker 10: Look at the lightsaber.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Darth Vader to five.
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 58:22
  Speaker 13: Goodness, Darth Vader to five. Number two of five, the
• 58:28
  Speaker 13: color match on the lightsaber and everything.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, my Lord. That's disgusting.
• 58:34
  Speaker 14: I'm horny.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, in all honesty, it seems like it's
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: going pretty well for him. He seems to be having
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: a good time. So good for Tyler.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not going out and like sexually molesting Greg or anything,
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: you know. Squeeze and pull apart butt cheeks.
• 58:50
  Speaker 14: I'm starting to feel lonely.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, a dual auto of Boba and Jacob's bed. Oh
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: my goodness, to ten. A dual auto of Boba and
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Jacob's bed. to ten. Holy smokes.
• 59:14
  Speaker 13: Number three of ten. That is disgusting.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: That's filthy. Morgan, you missed out. You missed out. Hey,
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: how was your day at work, honey?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Almost a ten.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: To ten. Dude, you know Django Fest? Greg, I don't know.
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: If you've seen the video of Tyler unboxing the Star
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: Wars cards, but it makes it... It's exponentially sadder. Because
• 59:36
  Speaker 9: like the Darth Vader one, it's a baseball card of
• 59:38
  Speaker 9: Darth Vader holding a lightsaber.
• 59:41
  Speaker 10: And it's kind of themed, right?
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: And that's it.
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's autographed. This one is autographed
• 59:45
  Speaker 10: by Boba Fett. So some guy just wrote Boba Fett
• 59:49
  Speaker 10: on it.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: This bubble isn't popping anytime soon, I'm sure. There's a
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: whole feed. Again, it's heavy T underscore on card.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Look, man, I'm happy for the guy. He's fun to
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: goof on and the clips are fun.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: No, let's say that's not true. This week in audio,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: what do you got for us, Seabass?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: Well, this clip I was not.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: Going to play until some other information came to light
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: because it seems too perfect. So this, you might have
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 9: seen a Red Baron stalker guy.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I did see this guy.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Like Red Baron pizza.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: The pizza. Yeah, he wasn't there.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 10: Oh, a Red Baron pizza stalking.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: Not like Snoopy.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: As the Red Baron.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Like you see this. Like the Doritos guy. The grocery
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: store comes through. The Pepsi guy comes in.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 10: Like a vendor.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: So he's there working, stocking up the shelves of the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: delicious frozen pizzas. And this kid, teenage dope.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Dope.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: Tries a common prank where you have like a sound
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: effect on your thing that sounds like Apple Pay, like
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: you just got money.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 9: You go near somebody, you hit the sound and say,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: oh man, thanks for the 20 bucks. And they go,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 9: I didn't give you 20 bucks.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I think they just got ripped off.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: So this kid is, and I'm not going to tell
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: you who the kid is, is just pranking this worker
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: while he's in the middle on his job.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: And this is the reaction.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Dude, thank you, bro.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I just took $ 10.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: I am not aiming for this crap right now.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Apple Play?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Dude, you hear me?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Thank you for the $ 20, man. It was just a joke.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: No, it's not a joke to me, okay? I don't
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: have time for this crap in my life. My life
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: is hard enough as it is. I got kids at
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: home that went to bed without me right now. And
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: I was supposed to be at home an hour ago.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: And I'm still out here working.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: And I got to get up at 5 in the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: morning and do 10 more stores.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because this thing went on for a while because
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: it started with the guy was just doing his job
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: stocking the pizzas.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, compress the prank part.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: And the guy walked up to him, the just pranking
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: guy walks up to him and goes, hey, man, do
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: you know what time it is? And so he broke
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: out his phone to look at what time. And when
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: he did that is when he did this like fake.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: You're saying it way too like. like lucidly, what he
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: was doing.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: The guy who was stalking was being very cool. He
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: wasn't hostile at all in the very beginning. It's when
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: this guy just kept, and he's like, you know what?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: I don't play.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: I don't have time. It's not a joke to me.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: And he just kept pushing, pushing, pushing. And then the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: guy I think legitimately and understandably, snaps.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: And he loses.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: You can tell this guy is just stressed out in life.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: He's at the brink. He's got this job going on.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: He's got kids. I can't make my mortgage.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: Well, let's not step on the audio here. Let's keep
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: the prank continues.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because this guy was losing.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: So this is not a joke to me!
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: And now I'm probably going to get kicked out of
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: the store.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 15: Because of you!
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 13: Not funny!
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry, man. No, you're not funny.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 13: You got a smug.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: Look on your face.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 15: I'm sorry, bro.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 13: I don't need this in my life!
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: No, I get you.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 13: No, you don't! You're probably making money off this.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: I can't even pay my goddamn mortgage!
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 13: And I got four kids at home!
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: So not funny!
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: I legit felt bad for the guy. Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: I legit thought that it was fake because he was
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: so over the top. He had so many details he
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 9: was throwing in.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 12: And hopefully this traumatizes this dumb kid more than even
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 12: getting punched in the face would.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 9: And the reason I think this is not fake is
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 9: because there... This doesn't sound great, but now there is
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: a GoFundMe set up for him. Which, again, that doesn't
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: mean it's not fake, right? Well, apparently the person who
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 9: set it up has worked with GoFundMe, has talked to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: this man directly via FaceTime.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: So he's a real worker. They've raised over $ 140, 000.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: I'll give him a couple bucks.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 12: I like this guy.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: I watched the video.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: I was so pissed. I'm really over the pranking thing.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Like unsuspecting pranking.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I agree with you.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: However, it's just what Jackass was doing in the first.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 9: You say, well, I just saw the last Jackass movie.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: They weren't doing this. Go back, watch season one. It's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: all this kind of stuff.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 12: They don't just hit each other in the balls.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: It might have been fun at first. I think we've
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: gotten to the point now where it's not.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Well, it's unfunny people doing it now. Also true. Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Number one, you're both. We're tired of it because we've
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: seen it a thousand times.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 19: Right.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: And it's poor execution.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 13: So not funny!
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: Exactly, sir. Right. Two things. That's what we've been saying.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: Two things I've... I've always said, number one, I've always
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: said I feel like every social media platform should ban
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: any type of pranking inside of businesses. Right. Like your Targets,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: your Walmarts and stuff like that.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Or they go up behind another shopper unsuspecting with one
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: of those little canister air horn things.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: All those videos should be demonetized and taken off the platform.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: You can't shoot on or you can't use private property
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: as a– You should not do that.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: A super satisfying video where the same kind of thing
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: went up behind somebody, did the whole air horn in
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: their ear, and the guy turned around and belted his
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: dude right in the face.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 12: Knocking out.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: People are like, oh, what an over-the-top reaction. I don't
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: know what you're doing.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 10: I think Gina hit the nail on the head. I
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 10: hope that this reaction resonates with him more than this smackdown.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: The second part that I was going to say, because
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: the kid doesn't care, is because that guy gave the
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: kid what The kid wanted. It was a reaction. The
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: only way to fight fire with fire with these dumb
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: idiots that are trying to prank you, give zero reaction
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: to anything. Once you realize it. Once you realize it,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: do not react at all.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: But I think in this dude's case, the Red Baron
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: pizza vendor guy- I think it was just, I mean,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: it was the wrong guy at the wrong moment, and.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: He lost it.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Like, he's a guy that has all this stuff going on,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: and he's super clearly very stressed out about his situation.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: And so, like, you're not thinking that way. Like, wow,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get this guy.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: You just lose it. Well, he lucked out in a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: situation where people have understanding for him.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: But there are other situations where you'll react, and then
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: you look like the bad person.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 9: And the good news, again, end of the rainbow stuff. Again,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: he's going to make hundreds of thousands of dollars.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: And this kid, he's already deleted all his social media.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 9: And I think, from what I've done, again, doing my
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: internet research, this kid may have actually been arrested for
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 9: something similar, like some kind of simple battery where he
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 9: was knocking somebody's phone. These are 18-year-old dopey guys who
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 9: think that they're going to be the next Johnny Knoxville,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: but they just copy each other and do nothing interesting.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 10: And when they do stuff like that, like we pointed
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 10: out in the past, they say... it's a prank, meaning
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 10: I can get away with it because it's a prank.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 10: It's just a joke. I'm not really robbing you.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: It's just a prank. Don't you feel better?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: It's also like the jackass guys, you know, if they're
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: doing stuff to, you know, Wee Man, or one of
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: their people in their own group, that's also different. I'm
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: saying that's also different than unsuspecting stranger. God knows what
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: they got going on.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Well, again, go back to the first season. That was
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: all they were doing. Yeah, but with that, unlike these guys, they,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Stopped the cameras and they had them sign a release
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: to make sure everything was okay.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 9: There's a very famous, there's a funny Bam Margera one
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 9: where this guy's like trying to kill Bam Margera and
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: they come back like two minutes later. Hey, man, for $ 100,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 9: would you sign this form?
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  Speaker 4: He was like, okay.
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot of this stuff is staged now,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: but some of the original ones where people were dicking
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: with their parents.
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  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Because the dad had such
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: a short fuse. He'd just do stuff just to get
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: his dad to flip out.
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  Speaker 4: Those are kind of funny. Yeah, those are hilarious. 877-44-WOODY.
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• 1:07:00
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: And right back to Seabass we go as we continue
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: on This Week in Audio.
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  Speaker 9: Here's another prank that I know Greg's not going to
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: approve of, but it's something you share in common.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: With Taylor Swift.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 14: Oh, God.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 10: Taylor Swift?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Well, see, that's the thing.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 9: Seabass is not known for bringing Taylor Swift clips up front.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: In fact, I try to ignore them, but because this
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: one is so much Greg, it has Greg energy in it.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 9: She was getting inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 9: Fame by Brad Paisley, and apparently she... And Brad Paisley
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 9: have had quite a rift, goes back almost 20 years,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 9: due to this.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 20: Brad Paisley, thank you so much for that induction. I'm
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 20: really surprised to see you here, actually, because we've been
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 20: estranged since 2007.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: I think you know why.
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  Speaker 20: Filled my entire tour bus with live crickets.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Thousands of them.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 19: For months, I couldn't sleep.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: Just chirping.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: Chirp, chirp.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 15: All night, I considered buying a pet lizard to eradicate
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 15: the problem. It was a dark time, but you know what?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 15: You did such an amazing job with that introduction. I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 15: think we can let bygones be bygones.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 14: Woo, yeah!
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Okay. So Greg, a tour bus full of crickets.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: Is that a true story?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Apparently, yeah.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 10: Sounds like it.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 15: Oh my God.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 17: Brad Paisley is known for doing pranks on people that
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 17: he's on tour with and his friends and stuff like that.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 12: That's like his thing. But that's not even a prank.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 13: Oh, no, no, no, okay.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: I was going to say that.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 10: That is not a prank.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: That is assault.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 10: Assault.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Is that a war crime?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 10: That is beyond a war crime. That is horrific.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 12: I always feel like a prank has a twist, which
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 12: is mean.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: No, to be fair, that's a very classic prank.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Releasing mice in the school.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, senior prank. Yeah, that is like summer camp prank.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: You go to the girls' dorm and you're bunking. In
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: your tour bus.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 10: Thousands of crickets. That is so not a prank. I
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 10: will die on this hill. That's assault. That is a crime.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 10: That is vandalism.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Is this before she was able to afford just to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: set it on fire and buy a brand new one?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: With the money that she had in her pocket?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 19: Yeah, she was opening for him.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 10: Buy a hundred more crickets.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 14: Buses.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Well, now she can, but at the time, she didn't
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: have new bus money.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 10: Oh, I wouldn't use the bus ever again, regardless.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: And for the record, it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 12: Was a joke.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 19: They haven't been estranged, obviously. He was at her wedding.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: This week in audio.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: For the record.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: This week in audio.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 9: Okay, this is interesting. This guy is after Woody's heart
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 9: and my heart. I know you're surprised, but a man
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: was walking around New York City and saw a giant
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 9: pile of trash, Greg.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Where? It's the one giant pile of trash in New
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: York City.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: And so he's like, OK, I'll do what the city
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 9: tells me to do. I'll use their official reporting system
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 9: and report the trash. Well, surprise, surprise, he got bogged
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 9: down in bureaucracy, and that's where CBS New York picks
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 9: it up.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 22: When it comes to homeless encampments, the city requires that
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 22: the Department of Social Services first visit the site seven
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 22: days in a row before the Department of Sanitation can
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 22: address the area. So for two hours Monday, the 25-year-old
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 22: says he put on some gloves and filled up about
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 22: 10 garbage bags.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: Women's shoes, children's shoes. I see that they probably had
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: garbage that was dumped here.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Someone was like, do you work for Department of Transportation?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 19: I said, no, man, I'm an independent contractor.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: So let me get this straight. So there's a report
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: you make before they'll send anybody out. Because to do
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: anything about it, they have to send somebody else out
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: for seven days.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: If it's been reported as a homeless encampment, which, by
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: the way, by the time this guy saw it, there
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: were no homeless there.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: It was just garbage. But someone had said it was homeless. Therefore... So.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: How does that save them any time if they have
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: to send people out on seven different occasions before you
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: send somebody out once?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 9: It's almost as if, Woody, there's a giant bureaucracy of
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 9: middle managers who do nothing that is designed entirely to give...
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: worthless government jobs to a bunch of people, a bunch
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 9: of dopes who do nothing.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, it's almost like that.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: I agree with you on that, but I'm saying, how
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: do you try to sell the idea of your policy
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: to people by saying this is somehow more efficient?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Because you're not, you're not selling it to the people.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 12: You're not voting on it.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: You're not selling it to the people.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 9: You're selling it to the people you're giving jobs to,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: which is the 15 social workers who are doing nothing, who,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 9: by the way, who'll show up for seven days and
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 9: it still don't get cleaned up. Because, Greg, when you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 9: call the city to do something, they.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 10: Nothing happens. And it's to support the 15 people who
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 10: make the website that when you report something on the website,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 10: nobody reads it.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: And so why did I say this appeals to Woody
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 9: and myself? It's because, Woody, you'll go around your neighborhood
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: and you see a problem, messes, whatever.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 15: Sure.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why are you so obsessed? Why are you so.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: By the way, this guy, I should give him a credit.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 9: His name is Joshua Service, actually. So Joshua Service, number one,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 9: great job cleaning up. He did it in two hours
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 9: with a suit he couldn't do in over a week.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, I watch you just here at the radio
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: station in the men's room because, like, for whatever reason,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: guys can't get their pee into the urinal or the
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: paper towels into the garbage can, right?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: And I watch.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to clean up the pee on the floor,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: but when they leave them out on the paper towels
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: on the counter or the paper towels on the ground,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: they didn't make it in the trash can. I watch
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: as 95% of my other coworkers will walk right past it.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: They'll see it, but they'll walk right past it. I
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: never let it pass. I pick it up and I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: put it in the garbage. I wipe down the counter
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: when I'm done washing my hands to get the water
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: off the counter.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's just the very least you could do.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Minimum. I had a first the other day. To keep
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: things nice for everybody.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 10: Somebody had their soda can and they just put it
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 10: on top of the urinal and left.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 10: You know there's a.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: Garbage can right there. That was for the next guy.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: No, so I threw it out.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: Probably in a rush.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: But I watch people just walk right by the paper
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: towel on the ground and then just walk right out.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: I don't get it. Use another paper towel to pick
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: up the paper towel if you're afraid of germs. That's
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: what I do. With this service guy, though, did he
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: get his legs broken by the union? Well, that's the
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: other thing. That's true.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 9: Hey, yo, buddy, you get your hands off our garbage
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 9: over here.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: We have a guy for that.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: All right, this week in audio.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: This little lady is, this little girl, nine-year-old girl in Alameda, California.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: Might be smarter than Seabass. Oh, see, I turned it around.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: You guys, aha!
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, got us.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: So she... Just pranking. Good job. She got a.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 9: She got one of those things, Amatronics, like what his
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 9: son likes from Home Depot. And it was pretty boring.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 9: And she said, well, what if we use technology to
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 9: make this more interesting? This is from CBS San Francisco.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 11: The talking skeleton is named Uncle Murray and is the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 11: creation of nine-year-old Natalie Chavez. She saw a plastic skeleton
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 11: at Home Depot that could say three recorded sentences. Natalie
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 11: found the equipment to hook Uncle Murray up to an
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 11: AI connection, and he's been talking to people and cracking
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 11: goofy jokes ever since.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 13: Why did the skeleton go to school?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: To get a little body of knowledge.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 9: So what she did is she took a photo with
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: her dad's phone and asked AI, hey, what type of
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 9: connection is this? Could I buy a connection to plug
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 9: into a computer and program it with some more funny jokes?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 9: And I've done this personally before. I'll tell you a
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 9: story in a minute. And the AI will say, yeah,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 9: this is the part you need. You can order it
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 9: from Amazon here. This is the other part you need, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: So it's technology and learning built.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Into your AI. And she's nine? Nine years old.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 14: Damn.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Here she is continuing with how she built Uncle whatever Remus.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 11: Natalie says she programmed in some of the information for
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 11: Uncle Murray, but mysteriously, the rest he came up with himself.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: He likes kids, candy, and not the stairs.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 17: Ooh!
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 11: Why does he not like stairs?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 17: Because that's how he died.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: He fell down the stairs.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: Too many times.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: I fell down so many stairs when I was alive.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: My bones went everywhere. I'll say this. That's a good joke.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: AI has not figured out humor yet.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 9: So I just used AI. I took a photo. Speaking
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 9: of the bathrooms, Woody. of the toilet paper dispenser because what?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: Someone had installed the toilet paper backwards where it's rolling.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 9: And I said, hey, ARI, tell me what key opens this?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: Got the key. It's sitting in the office right now.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 13: Nice.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: If the TP's ever installed backwards again, you call CBAS.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: We'll have a key. Another service provided by CBAS. Tampons
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: in the ladies' room.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and a hair tie.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: While you're doing that, our buddy Paul wants to open
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: an investigation on who's taking all the TP and putting
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: it on the toilet. to sit on it and then
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: clogging the toilet already with the new bathroom.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: I thought we have ass gaskets, don't we?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: That's what he was saying. And he was talking with
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: the people that are like working on the bathroom. He's like,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: we have ass gaskets, right? And he's like, yeah, they're
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: right here. And he goes, yeah, somebody keeps on taking
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: the teepee and putting it around the toilet.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: I've seen this before. So they'll make the little teepee
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: nest on the toilet seat. And then when they're done...
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 9: That's where it stays. Nice person deal with it.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Unpopular opinion. I think you're a pussy if you use
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: one of those.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: Agreed. What are you going to do? Eat off the
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: back of your thighs and your butt cheeks? Also, scientifically,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: as long as you give it a wipe where it's
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: not wet, it's fine. Do a little thing.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Let the light hit the seat the right way so
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: you can verify there's no moisture or liquid on there.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: And if there is, just take some toilet paper and
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: dry it off. And then just sit there and take
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: your dump. You're building a nest with toilet paper.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: And they're leaving it. And they're clogging the new bathroom.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: So Paul wants an investigation.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 9: Tell Paul, I had the solution for this two years ago.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 9: Allow me to put strategic cameras in the bathroom.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: And I will catch all these people.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 10: Menace, there's a way better way to avoid all of this.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 10: Don't use the stall.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: Don't dump at work.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 11: I'm at work.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 10: The Woody Show.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: All right, this week in audio. What else you got
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: to see, guys? Let's celebrate some man love.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 9: As we talked about, Ernie's retiring from inside the NBA,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: whatever the hell it is, now on ESPN, formerly on TNT.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 9: Working there a long time, and his retirement announcement really
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 9: affected one Charles Barkley.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 14: That was tough. We knew the day was coming. It's
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 14: still tough. Been here for 26, 27 years. And the
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 14: question I'm proud to ask the most is, is Ernie
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 14: Johnson as good a person as he seems? And I say, man,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 14: he's better than that.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: Aw, man.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 9: It went on for quite a while, you know, Charles
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 9: fighting back tears and his bros leaving.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 12: He wasn't really fighting him back.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: Getting beaten by tears. He lost the battle of tears.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: We do love clips of dudes crying on this show, though.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: That's a tradition.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 9: Do you think that would happen in here?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: That was tough.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 9: Greg gets Social Security next year and he's like, well,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 9: I don't.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Need this job anymore.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 10: No, there'd be no tears.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Here's a joy from Greg.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, be like, see you guys.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Greg wouldn't miss us at all.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 10: I'd be fine on my own, you know.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: This week in audio.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 9: Well, I'll tell you, we've got a great lesson this
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 9: week in how not to handle a controversy. In fact,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 9: how to create it yourself. And that's what this dumbass
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 9: Pat McAfee did.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: It's still going on. Yeah, because he's an idiot because
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: he highlighted it.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: This is the Streisand effect in full effect.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 9: So for folks who don't know, Pat McAfee came out
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 9: with a long spiel about how he hates the University
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: of Utah and how they back– he said they gaslit him,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 9: which he doesn't know what that word means, obviously. All
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 9: because they put out on the Utah University's Instagram page
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 9: a cute little video– of the students.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: Being asked about it. Pat McAfee's coming with College Game Day.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: What do you think? And some of the students teased
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Pat McAfee like this.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: Give me your best Pat McAfee impression.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: I'd say like Pat McAfee, he's going to say a
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: corny line. He's going to be like, Houston, we got
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: a problem.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Give me the Utah Utes.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: I would actually spend my money on the odds of
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: Pat ripping his shirt off this morning. Pat, we love you, bro.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 13: But like, bro, keep the shirt on.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: No one's trying to see that.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Like, we don't care.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 13: These are college kids, bro.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Like, keep your shirt on, homie. Was that what he
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: was taking issue with? That's what he took offense with.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: I thought it was something about like they made some
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: reference to like the Charlie Kirk.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 14: No, no, no.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, he did?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 9: So in his defense, he mentioned that like, Well, you know,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 9: here in Utah, just 40 miles away or whatever, a
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 9: man was shot in the bubble bath.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: Now, hold on. Well, here's Gina. Good point. Good question.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Good question. Because he's now.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 9: keeping this going, because he's released this long Twitter slash
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 9: Instagram post.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: Because the only thing I saw was that the university apologized,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: so I didn't know what that was about.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 9: The university apologized, took the video down, which they shouldn't.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 9: So he says, yes, I've gotten death threats in the past,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 9: and I've actually, we've had, because we deal with, college
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 9: game day is a big open thing.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: We're taking his shirt off?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 9: No, we deal with, in general. See, the problem with
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 9: Pat McAfee is, and he posted some of the death
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 9: threats he's gotten.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Guess what? Anybody on the internet, including yours truly, has
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: gotten death threats. Yeah. Yeah, it's happened. It has nothing
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: to do with.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 9: Him going to Utah or being on college game day
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 9: or Charlie Kirk or anything like that. But what he's
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 9: doing is he's conflating for victim points. He's saying, look,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 9: I had these death threats, therefore... A couple of kids
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 9: waiting up all night to watch the football game making
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 9: fun of me is bad?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: A threat to my life somehow? Well, he's putting the
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: hammer down.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 9: So he's posting all this stuff. He's talking about his kids,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 9: which again, the kids in the Utah video, we're not
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 9: talking about your kids. So Pat McAfee, sorry, you're officially
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 9: an over- You're fumbling this. Yeah, you're fumbling this.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: Not how to do it. Oversensitive douche. This week in audio.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: Speaking of not fumbling, Dan Marino. Another great Pittsburgh man.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 9: He was leaving a hotel and these goons who want
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 9: autographs are out there as they are everywhere. And one
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 9: guy asked for like one too many things from Dan Marino.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 18: Thank you, dude.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: Who has one?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 14: Dude, you got one. F * * * that s * * *.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 18: I don't need it, dude.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: You got one on, man. F that ass.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 9: This is another people I'm starting to hate is the
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 9: adult male autograph.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: Because I was walking by. But they're selling them, right?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: It's not for their own personal collection.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: Well, they claim it is. And it's just, it's these losers.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: But aren't they turning around and selling it? They're trying
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: to make money from it, right?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: That's the hope.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: I was around a number of these people. Go buy
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: any big four-star hotel.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 10: Hotels, restaurants.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 9: And there's 10 of these dudes out there. And somehow
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 9: they have a giant... folder book full of all these
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 9: autograph things.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: Airports. Oh yeah, like, oh, we.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: Got word that so-and-so is, well, let's see who this
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: SUV is for. And they're standing outside the elevator to
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: like the Delta One entrance or exit.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 10: Wait for any important looking SUV.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: Just to see who's there. Like, man, this is what
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: you do?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 10: All day.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: This is your gigs?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: This week in audio.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 9: Time for the Woody Show original game, How Do They Owie?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: I love this game.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 9: Where you try to guess how someone got hurt just
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 9: by the audio. I'll give you a little bit of
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: a hint. This is from something called Escudicuidate.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 12: Oh, that helps.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: That's a hint. Yeah, it's a news broadcast in Spain. Listen, caution.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: How they owie. Debido a que también hay riesgo.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Bueno, esperemos que nuestro compañero Sergio y Raquel estén bien.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Estén bien.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 12: Something fell on somebody. It sounded like a big, giant
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 12: pile of leaves.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 8: It did?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 10: I didn't even hear anything.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: Debido a que también hay riesgo.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 10: Right there, yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought that was like a swoosh, like an effect,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: like the sand. They wash in the B-roll footage of whatever.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was real-life imaging, as we say. Was that water?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: A bulldozer of sand. Yeah, it's like something... I think
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: Gene has got it.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 9: He was reporting on the high tides when he got
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 9: hit by the high tides.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. We hope our buddy Rodrigo is safe.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 10: And so he just got washed away?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: Washed to sea. Oh, no. He's fine. He's fine.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: And he's gone. This week in audio.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 9: Also in Espanol, hint, this is, you know this host,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 9: Ernesto Chivana, right?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: Well, this happened during his show.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, I did see that video. Yeah, dude, it's brutal.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: This guy, there's a drone hovering there. He's got, like,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know, 30 chicks, like, standing behind him.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: For feminism.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Like, model-looking chicks or whatever, right? And he's standing there,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: and he kicks this drone.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: That's hovering above the stage. It's supposed to be there,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: by the way.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and when he kicked it, it went directly to
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: this one chick's face.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, just, like, squaw in her face. Yeah, she
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: started bleeding. Yeah, tooths all bloody. Oh, yeah, dude.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 14: Kicks it.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: And right to the face. I love how he doesn't
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: even go over to her at all. Didn't even try
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: to help her.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: They have a little midget clown come out in an ambulance.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, did you hear whoever the audio production guy is
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: for the news or whatever was playing like, all these
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: sound effects and stuff.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: Someone's like, dude, give a raise to the sound effects guy.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: Because as they're moving her off the stage and she's
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: holding her face and everything.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: Her teeth are bleeding.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: He's playing like an ambulance sound.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: He's doing his job. This is a Spanish show. It
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: could have been a kid's show too with the hot
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: chicks on there. Yeah, just hot chicks.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: And bright clothes. 877-44-WOODY. Text us over to 22987.
• 1:24:13
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• 1:24:14
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• 1:24:14
  Speaker 9: The Woody Show returns right after these messages.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: You made it just in time.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 14: What is it?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show is back.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: And we are into the final hour, the home stretch.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Here on this throwback Thursday.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: It is the Woody Show. Woody, Greg, Manis, Gina Grad.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: And it's time to welcome in.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: He is the pride of Pacoima.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: He's the senior vice president and managing partner of Club
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Turn Up.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: It is DJ Tim Martinez, a.k.a.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: T.O. Tim.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 13: What's up, dude?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: I literally just parked in the structure right now. I
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: walked up. to the studio. Did not go to my office.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 14: Good.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: Soon as I say goodbye to you here, I'm getting
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: back in my car. I got a couple meetings that
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: I got to do today. Really?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: You love us.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, babe.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 13: Oh, babe.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you for making it.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 9: Sweetheart.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: All right, so let's respect Tim's time.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: We're going to go up in the club here on
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: a throwback Thursday. That'll be coming up here in just
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: a few minutes. But first, ladies and gentlemen, let's talk
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: and chop it up with T.O.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: Tim.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: And we got some questions.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: That Jeff G. is going to have.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: We're going to write our answers down here on the boards.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: You guys can also, as you're listening, you can send
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: us your texts with what you think the answer would be.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: Over to 22987. Everybody's got their boards?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: All right, Jeff, question number one for T.O.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: Tim.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: All right, T.O.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 16: Tim, if you, your kids, and your mom are all
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 16: sitting at a table for dinner, In what order would
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 16: your wife serve the plates?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 16: So if you, your kids, and your mom are sitting
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 16: at a table for dinner, in what order would your
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 16: wife serve the plates?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: So it'll be one, two, and three. Interesting. That's a
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: tough one.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 10: So it's Tim.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 15: Tim.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 10: His mom.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 13: Tim.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: Tim's mom.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 10: And my kids.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 12: And his wife is putting dinner down.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Am I answering this for me? So Jen was to
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: bring that over. You'll starve to death.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Is that how I'm answering? You can answer it however
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: you want.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: While everybody else is thinking, this was easy for me.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: My wife is serving us the dinner. She's going to
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: give my mom the first. My mom gets the first one,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: followed by me. She'll leave the kids for last. Half
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: the time, we'll sit down. She and I will start eating.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: I'm like, where's the kid stuff? She goes, I haven't
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: served it up yet.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 20: Good.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 12: I like it.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: And they don't have anything.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: There's nothing out there for them. I go, all right, well,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: I guess it's just us. And then by the time
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: we're about halfway done eating.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: She goes, dinner's ready.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: I think she does that on purpose.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 9: Oh, 100%.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 12: She times it and gives herself a little extra.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: A little extra time. All right, who's next?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 10: Menace?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I went with Tim, mom, kids.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: So T.O. Tim gets fed first, then the mom. Then
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: the kids.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, so if I'm guessing for Tim, I would say
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: that Tim's mom would go first. Tim would go last. Really?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: I think she would give the kids. I think Veronica
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: gives the kids the food before Tim.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 10: That would be my guess. All right. I echo Menace.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 10: I had Tim, mom, kids.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: Tim. So Tim first.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 14: Gina?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 12: I think you got to respect your elders. Mom goes first.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: Mom goes first.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Then who?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 12: Then the kids, then Tim.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 22: She just did one of the three.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: Dang it.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 19: I just put mom, dad, and then kids.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: Mom, dad being Tim. And then the kids, Jeff G.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: I have, just like you, Woody, grandma, kids, and then
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: Tim is last.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 10: Poor Tim.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: Tim, in what order are you getting served? First of all,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: I do have the answer. I'll start with the answer first.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: Wifey would feed my mom first or serve my mom first.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: Definitely me. Really?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 14: 100%.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 9: No kidding.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: And then the kids. The muddy ass kids, they're last.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: You got to remember, my kids are older. So they're,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: you're welcome to stay. Now, I will say the real
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: answer in my household is if that many people are
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: here for dinner, Veronica will make dinner, put it out
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: on a table. Like a buffet style. A buffet and
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: just go, guys, food's ready. Suit yourselves. Go have at it.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 12: Well, what age do you stop caring about the kids?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 12: Because I can only own two hands. and I always
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 12: bring my husband's and my kids over and then I
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 12: bring mine over.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 12: Because he's still, he's 11.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know if there's a right or wrong answer
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: about when you stop caring about the kids.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 12: Well, apparently Woody's wife found an age.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: I get that.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: All right, T.O.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: Tim, we got another question. Question number two, Jeff G.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 16: Yes, this is actually an email from a listener, Beto
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 16: in the SGV, San Gabriel Valley.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: T.O.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 16: Tim, I am a single dad, and my daughter is
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 16: 12 and wants to start wearing makeup. I think it's
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 16: a little too young. What is a good age, Tim,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 16: for girls to start wearing makeup? Now you have a daughter,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 16: so you've experienced this.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the makeup thing is one thing. The other thing
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: that's always a big problem The point of contention with
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: different people is at what age can they get their
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: ears pierced?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: My dad said 30. Because sometimes you see little babies
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: and there's other... Yeah, if you're a Latino, you're a baby.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 19: Yeah, you're a baby.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: On the way home from the hospital, you get your
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: ears pierced. Just about. Yeah, you get your studs in.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: But there's other people who believe that, you know, that
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: kid better be a teenager before they're getting their ears pierced.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 16: Yeah, well.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, my dad said I wasn't allowed to get my
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 12: ears pierced until I was 30.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 15: 30?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 21: What?
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 7: 30.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 22: Why was that?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 12: He was a weird guy.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 13: He was quirky.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 12: He was a quirky guy.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 10: That's crazy.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: How old were you able to be for makeup? Or
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: how old did you have to be for makeup?
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 12: I was in high school, so like maybe 14. All right.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 14: Sammy?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 19: I mean, there wasn't a certain age.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: Well, you had no rules in your head, so I don't.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 19: Even know why I asked. Yeah, not like that.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: They didn't care.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: And I also had older sisters.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 17: But I think it's all just a slow, gradual thing.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 12: You start with lip gloss.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 17: And glitter at 10 or 11, and then you might
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 17: move to eye shadow. But any sort of real face
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 17: makeup wasn't until I was probably 16.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 15: 16.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 17: But I would wear mascara and stuff.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think here, Tim?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 10: Are we writing these down or no?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: We haven't... Oh, we're just asking Tim. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, here's my thought. If I was a single dad... No,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: it doesn't even matter if I'm single dad or married.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: I think 16 is probably... If you're old enough to
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: drive and get a license, I'm going to say... Sure. Now, also,
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  Speaker 4: I think if I was in charge of that, I
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: would probably also say, like, you got to ease into it.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know about lip gloss or glitter or mascara.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, like, what comes first.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: It comes first.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Use the lip gloss. My daughter had lip glosses first.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah, a little eyeshadow.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: And my wife was fine with that, but, like, she
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: wasn't fine with any kind of, like, you know, any
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: kind of eye makeup.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 10: Oh, okay.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: I will say my daughter, when she was young, she
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: was in dance. And they did this whole, like, there was, like,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: she literally had a new face on. And I remember
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: walking away going, I hate this. She's never doing dance.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: I didn't like her at eight looking like that.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 12: And you had to.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: There were rules for the type of makeup.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 17: That you had to have for your recital or competition
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 17: or whatever.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird when you see those, like, I don't.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Do they still do those, like the JonBenét Ramsey kind
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: of pageants?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: That was always so weird. Like, you're dressing this little
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: girl as a woman. Oh, they're six years old. They're
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: in full glam, and you have to, quote, flirt with
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: the judges.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: That's so creepy. So gross. So creepy. Yes, Jeff G.?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: I think Greg and I were on the same page.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: I put 15.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I put 15.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: Because I figured maybe make up for the quince.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 14: You know?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Because there's exceptions, right?
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: I get that. I mean, we're not allowed to do it.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go. If you have a question for T.O.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: Tim for a future round, you can always send it
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: on the text over to 22987. Send us an email,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: email at thewoodyshow.com.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 14: T.O.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: Tim.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: It is a throwback Thursday. DJ Tim Martinez is here.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: Tim, what are we going to go up in the
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: club with this week?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: All right. We are going 2004. And this is actually
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: a special request from our good friend Jeff G.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Yes.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know how much I like Kulo, bro. Oh,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: hell yeah. So, yes, it is Kulo with Pitbull and
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: Lil Jon.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: All right, let's go up in the club.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: Throwback Thursday. What up? Up in the club. My pit bull,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: little John. Coolo. Up in the club. Yeah, we had Dr.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: Dubrow on from Botched. Oh, yes.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: The plastic surgeon, Dr. Dubrow.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: That was one of the things on Menace's list for
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: his birthday month.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: He was great. He was awesome. He was the best.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: He was so good.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: He said, one of the worst things you can do
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: is a BBL.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 4: Why? And that's a BBL. Super dangerous. Super dangerous. High risk.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 12: You can hit an artery.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 10: You can nick an artery.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 10: You have to go in blind. Like the surgeon has
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 10: to go in not really knowing where they're going.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: Really? And it doesn't age well at all.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: That's the other thing. That's tough to believe.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: You know what he said the most dangerous one was?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 15: What?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: Tummy tucks. Which I thought was super basic.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 10: And real dangerous.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 12: No, they cut you in half.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: But I'm saying like that seems to be a very common,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: maybe not basic.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: Like the mommy makeover. That's what I was going to say. Like,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like these are, these are procedures that happen daily.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they do, but it's super dangerous.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 4: Huh? Okay. I mean, yes, all surgeries. No BBL for you, bro.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: But Tim, are you like a BBL fan? Yeah.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 16: Yeah, sure.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 12: Are you an ass guy?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: Ass guy or boob guy? I'm more of a, hmm.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 12: Equal opportunity.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like them both, but I guess I'm a
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: boob guy. Really? Yeah.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 13: Boob guy?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 12: What do you have against boobs, Woody?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 14: Nothing.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: I just think it's overrated. He always does that.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 15: Really?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fine.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: They're fine.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: They're fine.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 14: Overrated.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: Boobs are definitely overrated.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 14: Wait, what?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 14: How?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 10: Woody!
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: Like, I'll look.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I don't get geeked out
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: that some guys are just obsessed with boobs.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: I think proportionate is better. Not one bigger than the other. Oh, no,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: proportion's good. No, everybody likes one bigger.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 14: Than the other.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: No, but if he's saying he doesn't care about... Because
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: there are people that are like, yeah, I don't care
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: about boobs, but they want them. Big ass.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: But as an ass guy, I think the BBL thing
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: is ridiculous, too.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah. It does.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: I don't think it looks cool at all.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 10: Weird.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: Not just too much.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lil Jon's got a book. I keep seeing he's
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: doing a bunch of stuff. Really?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: Are you going to read the Lil Jon book, Menace?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: No, but there was something out of that. It was
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: talking about why he wears sunglasses all the time, because
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: I guess he got poked in the eye with a
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: needle or something.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: Just randomly. Yeah. I didn't get that. I didn't get
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: far that far in the story, but apparently that's what's
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: in the book. I think his book just came out.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: What's the book about? What is the book about?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 10: I think it's just his memoir.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, nobody cares.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 16: Really?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't know.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 12: You're going to find out.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's something for everybody. I want to know
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: what happens to the East Side Boys. What, you're going
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: to read the book?
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: Well, Tim, thank you for carving out some time for
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: us today.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: As we heard, he's going to get right in his
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: car and he's going off to his next meeting. Not
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: even hanging around tight. Not going to look at the
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: gift that Menace got him.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 10: Don't go to the office.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 4: We want to know what it is, but I'm moving.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: I got to go. All right, DJ Tim Martino. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you, Tim. Okay, bye. Catch you next week.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: I saw something pop up the other.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: Day in the feed and it said it was on
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: this day three years ago that Matthew Perry died.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, three years?
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: That's three years? I was going to say. I was
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: going to say maybe two.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: I thought maybe two.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 10: I'm seeing millions of things about him because that documentary
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 10: came out.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, did you watch it?
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 10: I did.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: Being the big fan of the TV show that you were?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 10: And I had a new appreciation for Matthew Perry. It
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 10: was a really well done documentary. They spent most of
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 10: the time talking with his sister and there was a
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 10: lot of behind the scenes stuff. How he was an
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 10: up and coming actor in Hollywood, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 10: But at the end of it, I had this debate
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 10: with Mario because I kind of don't know what I
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 10: would do if I was in the situation of Matthew
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 10: Perry's assistant. He had this one live in assistant, Kenny.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 10: He was part of the five people that all got
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 10: charged in his death. And they all got sentenced to prison.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 10: And Kenny also ended up going to prison. But Kenny
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 10: was the one that was essentially not providing him with
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 10: the ketamine. But when he was told, get me the ketamine,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 10: he got it. And his sister, of course, devastated by
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 10: the loss of Matthew Perry, said, you know, he betrayed us.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 10: We trusted him. He should have called us. He shouldn't
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 10: have done it. Or he could have just quit his job. Now,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 10: I contend that if I am working for This mega
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 10: A-list guy who's telling me, as his assistant, go get this.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 10: Go do that. I'm not going to say, no, I quit.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 10: I think I would probably just, yeah, it's probably not
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 10: cool to get him ketamine, but that's what my boss wants.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 10: I would probably get it for him.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the problem with fame, because they have so
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 4: many yes people around them that they just do everything.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: That's my argument with Kobe Bryant dying, too, in the helicopter.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 10: The pilot said, don't do it.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: Because he's like, I want to get Kobe there.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: I guarantee you, if he was a non-famous person, they
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: would not be flying that helicopter.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 19: Of course.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 12: They knew they shouldn't be flying.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So it's the same thing with With fame, you
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: get these people around you that will just do anything.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 13: Totally.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 12: But Greg, to add to your point, he was live-in.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 12: So it's like, if you were in an abusive relationship,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 12: do you know how much harder it is to get
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 12: out of when you live together?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 10: And you're being told what to do. He's paying your bills.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 10: That is your job.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: No matter how- It is, but is it worth going
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: to jail over?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 12: Well, I don't think he saw that coming.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 10: But exactly. I think he was thinking, yeah, what could
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 10: go wrong?
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: So this wasn't the ketamine queen.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 10: She's- mean, she was the supplier.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: Selling drugs to Chandler Bing.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: So he could get high in his hot tub.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: Until he had too much and went glug, glug, glug.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: How long have you been working on that?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: What tune is that? Ketamine queen. Ketamine queen.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: Selling drugs to Chandler Bing.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: Got it. So he could get high in his hot tub.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 10: But if I worked for Matthew Perry and he said, hey, Greg,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 10: go get the ketamine from the ketamine queen.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 10: Okay, I'll be right back.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 4: It's very difficult to say no.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 10: It would be hard to say no.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 4: And to say that.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 17: The assistant should have called the sister, I would assume
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 17: there's NDAs and everything going on with working for someone
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 17: like Matthew.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 12: Perry, too.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: NDAs don't protect you against illegal activity. Oh, they don't? No,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 4: you can, in fact, you are supposed to.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 17: Well, no, if you're going to go to the cops
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 17: or something, yes, but to just call the sister and.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: Go, hey.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 10: Right, and there were a lot of people involved, and
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 10: the whole situation was terrible, and these doctors that were
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 10: prescribing it even texted each other, wonder how much this
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 10: moron will pay for the ketamine. And they charge them
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 10: like 55 grand for a two-week supply. So they were,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 10: you know, taking him for everything he.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: Could for a ton of money. Yeah, but the guy
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: calls his sister, and the sister calls Matthew, and Matthew goes,
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: get out of my house.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, don't worry about it.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: Are you ready to see, Baz?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 9: He queen, selling drugs to Chandler B.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 15: So he could get high in his hot tub.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: Glug, glug, glug.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 11: Glug, glug, glug.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 13: Jeez.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: This is a commercial. It's only been three years.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 10: Way too soon. Way too soon.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 14: Come on.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: I haven't done the rest of the verses yet.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know what they are either.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: You have time to work on it. It's fine.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: Jeff, I mean, you've worked for some pretty high profile
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: people and you've told stories about like being tasked to,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: you know, go and get things.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: Did you think twice about it or you just did it?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 15: Yep.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: Just like Greg, whatever the FSA says, do it. Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: Figure it out. That's it. Figure it out. You knew
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 4: what you were getting into when you signed up.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you didn't think to call the sister.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 10: Sister, Matthew wants ketamine.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 19: No.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 10: I'm not saying that the whole ring was not wrong.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 10: And they were enabling him.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 12: But if you're being realistic.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, if you're being intellectually honest, you're his assistant. He
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 10: tells you, go get X. You go get X.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 16: And Gina said too, you know, he lived there. So
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 16: it's like, yeah, that's hard to get away from, man.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 10: So yeah.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 10: Get it done, man.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: Figure it out. So your argument is he should have
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: got a lighter sentence or what.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 14: Do you think?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 10: I know my argument.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 4: His sister should be mad at him.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 10: I mean, she seemed to be putting all the blame
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 10: on him. Because the assistant. Yeah, because they had known
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 10: him for 30 years. So he was kind of a
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 10: part of the family and that he betrayed the family.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 10: Should have called her or should have just quit his job.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 12: She's blaming the wrong person.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, man, as you were talking about how you
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: gave pee to somebody, right?
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 4: For their drug test.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: Anybody else been asked to do something like questionable or nefarious, nefarious, immoral?
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: For somebody else?
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 12: I didn't, but my friend did pee in a balloon
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 12: to give to her friend for a drug test.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 12: And like kept it warm against her.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I've never been asked for pee.
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  Speaker 1: I did that.
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 4: Like, hey, I need you to get rid of something.
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  Speaker 10: I need you to.
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  Speaker 4: Three people in this room have done it.
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  Speaker 10: I know. More common than I would think.
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  Speaker 4: So you've asked anything?
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  Speaker 9: I think the only thing I've ever done was I
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 9: took a test for somebody, and by which I mean
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  Speaker 9: I didn't actually.
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  Speaker 14: Academic?
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  Speaker 4: Or drug?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, academic. Academic. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: This is, this is, this is smart people crime, you know, uh,
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  Speaker 9: and I take the test. I mean, I took it
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  Speaker 9: out of a room and gave it to him. Oh,
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  Speaker 9: so he could have it to study off of.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I did work with a guy that did do
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: a lot of cocaine. And, uh, he asked me one time,
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: I had no, I have no idea why, but he said, Hey,
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 4: can you go to this address and go pick up
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: something for me? And then, so I pick up, I
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: pick up a bag and then he, and then I
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: bring it to him. He goes, you want to see
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: what's inside and he opens it and it's all cash.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it was for.
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  Speaker 12: No more questions.
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  Speaker 10: You should have called his sister.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 10: Something's going on.
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  Speaker 3: The guy who doesn't know who Gina is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Paul.
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  Speaker 3: Paul just walked in.
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  Speaker 4: Did you hear what the subject was? Did you hear
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: what the subject was? Have you ever done anything immoral?
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: Like when somebody's asked you to do something for them, like, hey,
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: I need you to go pick me up some cocaine.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take the fifth on that one. But
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: I was just in my car listening to the Matthew
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: Perry stories.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: And inadvertently, someone had suggested that they actually run out
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: and get ketamine and drugs for Woody.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: That'd be the first. I've heard so much about this ketamine.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: And my question was, will you do that for division
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: president also?
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know what ketamine, I mean. Okay, I just.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 10: I would try it.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 12: I just had a friend who did a bunch of
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 12: those ketamine sessions where you take the little lozenge and
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 12: put it in your mouth. And she said it felt
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 12: so amazing and it was so fun. She felt no
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 12: different after. She didn't feel like she had some big awakening,
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 12: but it felt so good.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the chicks on the Real Housewives of Mormon Wives
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: or whatever, they go to spas and do therapy.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah, she basically did it at a spa.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: It's not drugs, it's therapy.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 10: It's life-saving.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 12: Let's do it. Let's all do it together.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: What would you be prescribed ketamine for?
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: No, just anxiety. All the normal crap. Is that what
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: it's for?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah, because it's for like a therapeutic session to like
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 12: get in touch.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: With your inner.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: We all need to do ayahuasca. Oh my God. Let's go, Paul.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 12: Cue the crap for 24 hours.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: Joshua Tree, let's go. You've been to Burning Man and stuff, right? Yes,
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 4: I have. Yeah, they do a lot of that stuff
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: like out there, right? Like the ayahuasca.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know about it, but I've heard some stories.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 10: Have you done ayahuasca?
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: Is this one of those like secret society Burning Man
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: things like, you know? I, I, I might, uh, have
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: known or seen.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: First rule at a fight club.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 4: Is that what it is? Do you have to wear
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: a hat with horns on it? No, no. Have you
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: done ayahuasca though?
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't partake in illegal life.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 10: It's not illegal.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: It's legal in Peru. Yeah, you can go to Mexico.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: Paul's getting better at this. Sometimes he opens his mouth
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: and says stuff.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: You know what? Maybe I shouldn't have said that. I
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: did tell Seabass to open an investigation about the toilet
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: paper being left on the seat.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: That's been a real problem in there. Someone goes in there.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: Our bathroom here at the radio station.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: Use like a whole roll of toilet paper to cover
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: the seat, and then they leave it there. And who's
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: gonna go in there afterwards?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: You gotta pick that up.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 8: No!
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: Sweaty butt's been sitting.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: And it's clogging the new toilets, right?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 4: They're brand new.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 12: They've been open for five minutes.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: Seabass is on the case for you.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 12: He really wants you to allow him to put cameras
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 12: in the bathroom.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: I wish we could.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: Because this has been annoying me. This is something that
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: we've got to find the culprit.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: So what you're saying is that Seabass can put the
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: cameras on?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe we could put a camera outside and we see
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: who goes in and then when we And then we
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: could check.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: And see if it's been done.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 12: Can we have everyone sign an affidavit when they leave
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 12: the bathroom saying it was not me?
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, sign here.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah, a little affidavit that it wasn't you.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 4: All right, okay.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: Great mystery.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: I'll get to work.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: Once you don't know, I'm hurt. Paul, do you want
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: to know the details or do you want to be
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: left out of the details?
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: I want to know the details in that because I'm
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: I'm annoyed.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: As far as who does it, yes. But as far
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: as how we figure out who it is, do.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 4: You want to know?
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: Like I said before, I'm annoyed. Plausible deniability. There you go.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 4: Smart man.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 10: There you go.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 4: Have fun.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 12: This would be a good time to leave that.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 14: Enjoying the show.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: All right, more Woody shows next. My boiler wouldn't approve.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 10: The Woody Show.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 10: You got it, Woody.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: And that's going to officially put the wraps on this
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: Throwback Thursday. Thank you for all the Halloween-themed requests today
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: for the Throwback Thursday. Thanks to DJ Tim Martini.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, T.O.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 9: Tim.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 4: That's right. Thanks to him.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 3: We have one more show to go, you guys. Tomorrow
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: is Friday.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 17: Oh!
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: We're going to wrap up travel week here on The
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: Woody Show. We're going to award the grand prize, the
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: cabin on the Burt Kreischer cruise. You got one more
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: chance to get on the standby boarding list for that
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: before the grand prize drawing happens. Also tomorrow, your last
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: chance to qualify for for the extreme weekend trip to
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: London for Menace's birthday month. You get qualified by winning
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: the $ 100 gift card to Raising Cane's. And then after
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: the show tomorrow, we'll have the grand prize drawing, and
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: then we'll call that winner Monday morning. And then the
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: fail stories, DUIQ, anything we need to do, They get
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: Happening tomorrow, Friday, here on The Woody Show. Anything you
• 1:47:20
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• 1:47:22
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• 1:47:26
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• 1:47:28
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• 1:47:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 10: Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please. Yes, there are
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 10: two secrets to success. The first one I forgot, and
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 10: the second one has something to do with writing stuff down.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 4: And let's not forget luck.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 10: And that.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: It's 100% luck.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 20: Yes.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 4: Very important to remember that.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 4: All right. Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: And we thank you so much for giving The Woody
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: we love and appreciate you for that. The rest of
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Friday.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.