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Best Of Season 3 · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the season finale best of episode of Busting
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  Speaker 1: with the Boys. I'm your narrator Jp Hovey. But before
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's jump into the best of episode. We're
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  Speaker 1: starting out with episode eighty, the first episode of season three.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe in twenty twenty one, we're gonna take a nice
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  Speaker 2: little step back. We're gonna sit down, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: sit in front of our keyboard, and I hope Garrett
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  Speaker 2: learns this lesson. We're gonna sit in front of our
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  Speaker 2: keyboard and we're gonna think, well, maybe I shouldn't tweet
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  Speaker 2: that because maybe my opinion really doesn't matter as much
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  Speaker 2: as I think it does. But Dori Jackson, well maybe
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tweet that out because I've never played
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  Speaker 2: Corner before, Right, Maybe I should tell this usc cornerback
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  Speaker 2: those drafting eighteen overall. He's trying, But I've never played
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  Speaker 2: corner at us. See, so maybe I shouldn't say anything
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  Speaker 2: at this moment. Now, this is my podcast, and I
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  Speaker 2: will only people only want to talk when I ask
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  Speaker 2: them to. So if someone's roving their mic right now
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  Speaker 2: in front of me, they need to they need to
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  Speaker 2: do a dory is I probably shouldn't say that, and
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  Speaker 2: what we have said about that, You're okay, But Will
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  Speaker 2: goes viral again and you think he made a great play.
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  Speaker 2: What's he got next? What's the next big thing that
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  Speaker 2: Will's gonna do? Right, Well, he did an amazing job.
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  Speaker 2: Will comes in. Will calls me the day before it
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  Speaker 2: becomes a viral sensation on every single sports platform. He
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  Speaker 2: calls me and I'm gonna show you the face he
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  Speaker 2: gave me right now. So it's like boar and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: hey do and I got oh what happened? Like this
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  Speaker 2: is my head right in my mind? Maybe maybe he's
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of the haircut right like I'm thinking like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: maybe he's not fully done. He's Barbara, need to take
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  Speaker 2: a break, he go. He just looks at me like this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh dude, he looks at me like so.
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  Speaker 1: The next clips are from episode eighty one.
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  Speaker 2: Johnny Manziel came in same draft class as your favorite
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  Speaker 2: Tackle to Watch now Me was on Mike's podcast, Mike
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  Speaker 2: Stud's podcast or just Mike's podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Shout Out his podcast You Never Know.
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  Speaker 2: Johnny was on there and started saying things that he
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  Speaker 2: wished he handled things better in Cleveland, and one thing
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  Speaker 2: led to another, and he said, he wasted two years
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  Speaker 2: of your life. Like when you hear stuff like that
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  Speaker 2: guy with talent like he did in college and obviously
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  Speaker 2: it was what it was. What do you think about
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  Speaker 2: that kind of stuff? Do you have any animosity towards him?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: I like Johnny a lot.
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  Speaker 6: I even liked him when he was my teammate, even
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  Speaker 6: though he was doing knucklehead stuff like showing up drunk
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  Speaker 6: to meetings and practice and not giving any sort of effort.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Thomas Bake, fan of Joe Thomas. I'm a I
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  Speaker 2: love the guy. He and I had a couple of situations.
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  Speaker 2: I was at the game he was playing. His last
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  Speaker 2: football game was against the Titans, and we uh, he
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  Speaker 2: went down with the TRICEP. There was an awkward situation ride,
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I want to go jog up to him. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you've got it ready, And I went to give him
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  Speaker 2: a little pat in the ass, and I pat him
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  Speaker 2: and that when I tailed off, And let me tell
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  Speaker 2: you what, that might have not been much for Joe,
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  Speaker 2: but that was a nice we don't say dumb shit
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  Speaker 2: in the media. You see them shit on the army,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, and then we tweet them
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  Speaker 2: ship like but we when you see us talking to
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  Speaker 2: me the Titans media.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: Well they're a hell of a team and they're going
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  Speaker 2: to there's no Bulletimoretia like that.
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  Speaker 8: Buckets all mad because we don't give answers like hey,
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  Speaker 8: you want to hear that, just go the bucket.
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  Speaker 2: Swallow the marbles in your throat, dude, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying. Buck for God's sake. But we're on the bus.
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  Speaker 2: We're all for of the That was a good one.
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  Speaker 7: That was a good one, dude.
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  Speaker 3: All the marbles in your mouth, dude, you piece of ship.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Bucks will sit up? Yeah, plays gars.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is episode eighty two featuring Devin White.
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  Speaker 3: We gotta get Devin White hosting. What are you wanting
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  Speaker 3: to host? To get the Kentucky Kentucky Derby.
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  Speaker 9: Derby like I had when it did the Louisiana Derby
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  Speaker 9: that's in New Orleans and I was a good whole step.
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  Speaker 9: Like you know you're going to you know you're going
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  Speaker 9: to show talk to the people you walk around, you know,
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  Speaker 9: you just do all the hull blue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, interview people doing well.
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  Speaker 8: We will use this clip and pub you and try
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  Speaker 8: to get to the Kentucky Derby.
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  Speaker 3: That Devin White.
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  Speaker 5: Actually I can really talk voices.
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  Speaker 7: That's the crazy thing. I know.
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  Speaker 9: Von Miller and the chickens like, so what y'all bring
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  Speaker 9: him to the derby before y'all need me?
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  Speaker 7: You do anything for me?
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  Speaker 2: You mean you you should said you be doing anything
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  Speaker 2: for you doing anything for me? I mean if somebody
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  Speaker 2: kicked in the door of this bus right now put
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  Speaker 2: a gun to my head and said that you guy
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  Speaker 2: in the with the black hat and the black shirt on,
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  Speaker 2: you gotta suck this dude off. You gotta suck bloss
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  Speaker 2: off to save your Otherwise I'm gonna kill this guy.
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  Speaker 8: He doesn't know who I am. To save your life,
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  Speaker 8: I gotta suck bloss off. Yeah, does he have to finish.
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  Speaker 2: Bill's Mafia is the most like legit, over the top
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  Speaker 2: fan base of all time.
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  Speaker 8: I almost signed with them my free agency year. That's
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  Speaker 8: when I found out I had the old UH tumor
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  Speaker 8: that got downgraded.
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  Speaker 3: To assist in my brain. Yeah, yeah, I go.
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  Speaker 8: I get my c spine MRI from stingers I've had
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  Speaker 8: in the past, and the DOT pulls me in and says,
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  Speaker 8: you think this could be a tumor, and we're not
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  Speaker 8: talking about football right now. We think that, you know,
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  Speaker 8: it probably be better if you go home to take
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  Speaker 8: a better look from a neurologist to look at your
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  Speaker 8: brain because this could be a tumor. Redskins send me up.
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  Speaker 8: I fly back to DC that night, go get a
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  Speaker 8: brain MRI. Right away, I'm walking up the stairs and
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  Speaker 8: the neuro radiologist is looking at my MRI. He's on
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  Speaker 8: the phone with our with our Redskins doctors, like, you know,
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  Speaker 8: we might have to look at getting this thing removed.
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  Speaker 8: This is just what I'm seeing. We'll send it to
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  Speaker 8: a neuro and I'm listening to the conversation. I come
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  Speaker 8: outside and then the person who walks me up knocks
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  Speaker 8: on the door. It's like, hey, Will's out here. He's like,
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  Speaker 8: all right, hey, I'll call you back. Hangs up the phony.
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  Speaker 8: It says, Will, what's going on, man, how you doing?
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  Speaker 8: Come on and blah blah blah. And I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 8: I overheard what you're saying, Like, just let me know
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  Speaker 8: what you see right here, And he's like you know,
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  Speaker 8: we don't fully know what we have, but you see
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  Speaker 8: this outlying. He's saying, you see all this stuff around
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  Speaker 8: this white mask that's in my sarahbellum. He's like, you
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  Speaker 8: might be done playing football, Like we might have to
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  Speaker 8: get this cut out. You know, you get a titanium
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  Speaker 8: play put in, you might be able to still play all.
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, look, I'm not if I have some tumor
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  Speaker 8: that got get removed, I'll be done playing football, like
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  Speaker 8: you're not. Just just tell me what you think it is, right,
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  Speaker 8: And he's like, this could be a cancer's tumor.
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  Speaker 3: Blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 8: Will no more tomorrow when we talk to the neurologist
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  Speaker 8: or the neuroscientists whatever they're called. And so I call
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  Speaker 8: my dad because I want my dad, and I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 8: don't tell mom. He's getting a little choked up. It's
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  Speaker 8: starting to bring back a little memories for the boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And so I go home and I'm like, this is
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  Speaker 8: what they are thinking it is. How am I gonna tell?
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  Speaker 8: You know, Charles on everybody else. The neurlogist calls the
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  Speaker 8: next day. He's like, will I know you've probably been
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  Speaker 8: sweating it up all night. But I promise you this
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  Speaker 8: is not a tumor, this is not cancerous. You just
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  Speaker 8: have assists. I believe that you've had this cyst in
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  Speaker 8: your brain the entire time since birth. He's like, you're
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  Speaker 8: just gonna have to get this checked out semi annually,
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  Speaker 8: but you're gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 3: I just want you to know that. So thank God.
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  Speaker 8: And I actually just got my brain numri last week
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  Speaker 8: and there's been barely any growth. But he's like it
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  Speaker 8: still assists, like you you're fine now. Episode eighty three
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  Speaker 8: with the Boy Dennis Kelly put.
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  Speaker 2: Up and then Keith calls it four more dudes up,
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  Speaker 2: and this is kind of just standing over me. He's
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  Speaker 2: standing over me, and I'm like, you know, I'm like, hey, Dennis,
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  Speaker 2: go back to your chair. And he's like sorry, Like
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  Speaker 2: it was really I didn't think anything of it. I
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  Speaker 2: remember this because I remember you're saying, like, yo, what
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  Speaker 2: are you doing? Yeah? I don't know where I am
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  Speaker 2: right now? And I sit down in chair.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on with you? Yeah? And
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  Speaker 2: I said you need like you need to get someone.
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  Speaker 2: So we This is as like I just got goosebumps. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is as we're finishing everything up that it's like
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  Speaker 2: you didn't get somebody and literally Dennis is like you
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  Speaker 2: can tell, like Dennis is trying to communicate something but
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  Speaker 2: he just he just can't and he's like tears are
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  Speaker 2: coming down his eyes, but he's not showing the expression. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you can tell like this dude has having an internal
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  Speaker 2: struggle that he can't communicate.
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  Speaker 3: He's like trapped in his box. Yeah, so I'm hitting boost.
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  Speaker 2: He's down the hallway right shoving people out of the
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  Speaker 2: fucking way getting to the trainer. Is kicking down the door,
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  Speaker 2: getting Adrian and Todd doors in.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 7: And get them.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, like Tom's happening with Dennis, we gotta go. We
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  Speaker 2: start they start springing something like, oh, this ship's real. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I got a cool, cool story about it. Was the
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  Speaker 2: first time I came back to Michions in the summer
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  Speaker 2: time out of court.
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  Speaker 8: I had court to go to and I was on
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  Speaker 8: stage sheet with my boys.
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  Speaker 2: Was like the main the main road there, and that
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  Speaker 2: we're getting after it like it's summertime. We are getting
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  Speaker 2: the funk after it like that. We have many pools.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting in that pool and I'm peeding that thing
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  Speaker 2: about sixteen times. I drinked about seventeen beers. Well, Woodson
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  Speaker 2: pulls up. He sees me, and he pulls up and
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  Speaker 2: I'm with all my college boys and it wasn't like
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  Speaker 2: walk come here, and I'm like, holy fuck, what's a
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  Speaker 2: no doubt? It's cool as ship. He came up at
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  Speaker 2: me up and he's like, you go to think And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna be there, like you know now,
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  Speaker 2: mister cool guy, right like, hey, I'll be there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I showed up to that damn thing so drunk, Like
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  Speaker 2: there was about halfway through. Jake Long's wife's like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: it's pupa time to go home. Got my eyes fucking
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  Speaker 2: out there.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna get into episode eighty four Michael Chandler.
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  Speaker 10: But there was one time very relevant right now because
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  Speaker 10: next week when this thing comes out, there will be
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  Speaker 10: a player who is playing in the Super Bowl. They
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  Speaker 10: got picked up and slammed on his back flat at
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  Speaker 10: a missoo at a Bazoo wrestling party.
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  Speaker 3: Did you really was it you?
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  Speaker 7: Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: The story is blame Gabbard.
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  Speaker 2: So it was awesome when he was here too. He
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  Speaker 2: come into games and we always I got a good
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  Speaker 2: laugh at this because like Marcus should go out or
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  Speaker 2: something like that and blame it.
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  Speaker 8: Come big, all right, boys, watch Daddy spin it.
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  Speaker 7: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So he goes we're playing the Colts one time. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: all right, boys, comes in and watch Daddy spin this ship.
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  Speaker 2: This is the middle of the game. Middle of the game.
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  Speaker 2: Marcus goes down and it was like we're like five
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  Speaker 2: players and I'm like, got a little breath on me,
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  Speaker 2: and he's like, I boys watched Daddy spin it and
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  Speaker 2: me and like Ben Jones looking at you other, like
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  Speaker 2: all right, dude, call like a quick three stat pass,
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  Speaker 2: like we have to go cut, So I go cut.
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  Speaker 2: Totally missed my cut. So I'm like laying on my stuff,
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  Speaker 2: on my on my butt, looking at it, blaying like
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  Speaker 2: you better get that ball out before I give up
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  Speaker 2: a sat. Yeah. He rips the ball right into the
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  Speaker 2: chest of Darius Leonard the first play back.
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  Speaker 7: There.
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  Speaker 10: You're putting money in the bank too. It's like maybe
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  Speaker 10: you'll never think about that sacrifice that you just made again.
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  Speaker 10: But eventually, when the going gets tough in the fourth quarter,
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  Speaker 10: when the team needs you, your your performance is going
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  Speaker 10: to soar because of the money in the bank that
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  Speaker 10: you put in, the discipline, the missing out, the FOMO,
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  Speaker 10: all of that turns into athletic achievement. Going back to
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  Speaker 10: being selfish, I spent a lot of time away from
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  Speaker 10: my son the first couple of years of his life
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  Speaker 10: now because of training camp. But in order to be
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  Speaker 10: the self less dad, the selfless dad that he needs,
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  Speaker 10: I need to be selfish so that just like we
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  Speaker 10: talked about the forty year old Michael I think about him,
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  Speaker 10: it's also going to be that same guy who is
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  Speaker 10: very unhappy with himself if he cut corners in his career,
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  Speaker 10: didn't spend time away from his family that I needed
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  Speaker 10: to in order to get everything I possibly can out
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  Speaker 10: of this career and this opportunity, because I know the
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  Speaker 10: regret of living that life is much worse than the
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  Speaker 10: little bit of missing out on time together.
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  Speaker 5: Right now, yeah right.
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  Speaker 1: This next clip is from Will's favorite player, one of
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  Speaker 1: Will's favorite players growing up, Chad Johnson or Chad Ochos Think, oh,
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  Speaker 1: whichever you prefer.
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  Speaker 11: Chad, what I did everyone I had a child with
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  Speaker 11: was based on their DNA and athletic background.
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  Speaker 7: That had nothing.
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  Speaker 11: It had nothing to do with how fine you were
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  Speaker 11: how you look so strategic every time?
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  Speaker 8: So I had nothing to do. It had nothing to do.
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  Speaker 8: It had nothing to do with pulling out.
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  Speaker 3: It was strategic.
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  Speaker 11: I don't care anything about bad bitches and all that shit. Hey,
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  Speaker 11: if I wanted models, I don't want fucking models. I
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  Speaker 11: want fucking athletes. Would you do in high school? Show
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  Speaker 11: me some fucking tape? Yo, I'm rating's adjuster for EA.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. It's funny with just the receivers.
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  Speaker 12: Oh everybody, not a lot of old linement on that,
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  Speaker 12: madam mad an adjuster say, well, we need we need
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  Speaker 12: to get the boy taken care of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my shit's terrible.
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  Speaker 8: He's been like he's been like low eighties every year.
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  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying, three time Pro Bowl. We
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  Speaker 8: need a little bit more respect on my man's name.
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  Speaker 8: I don't need to be get in real life. I
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  Speaker 8: just need to get in the game. You know what
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  Speaker 8: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: I got you.
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  Speaker 8: It's always nice, and you got a decent rating eighty four.
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  Speaker 3: Well we got boosted to a sixty nine. You actually
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  Speaker 3: got boosted.
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  Speaker 8: I saw this sweet somebody said, I want thank you,
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  Speaker 8: thank you. I went from a sixty eight to a
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  Speaker 8: sixty nine. Fuck around, you know what I'm saying. And
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  Speaker 8: that happened falling.
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  Speaker 1: Episode eighty six with Derek Henry.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I hate man.
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  Speaker 2: I would say has probably the most bust in the NFL. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I fucking hate Alabatia the team. If you look at Bama, like,
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  Speaker 2: there's the Derrick Henrys that are good, Dante high Tower.
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  Speaker 5: Whoa hold on?
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  Speaker 8: Are you trying to say you do not want to
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  Speaker 8: I'm saying Bama has If.
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  Speaker 3: You do, I want to try and help you, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 2: They have a lot of guys that do well in
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  Speaker 2: the league, but they have so many busts.
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  Speaker 13: Guy.
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  Speaker 2: It did happen against the Washington football team that Josh
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  Speaker 2: did try to hurt Derek. And that's the reason why
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  Speaker 2: I went over there after the game to do the
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: aerow thing, because that was his jaunty, little joyful whatever.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: He had fun.
• 14:38
  Speaker 8: He had a fun little let's try to say remember
• 14:40
  Speaker 8: the next year, remember he sent the cup, He sent
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: me a cup. Yeah, so when you did that to him, Bryan,
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: Bryan Ryan from Hang ten sent him at Taylorlawan as
• 14:50
  Speaker 8: my dad's shirt to Washington Park. He got it and
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: then after Taylor had tested for the p D thing,
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: Josh went back through his like assistant or whatever and
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: tried to find the address where the shirt came from.
• 15:02
  Speaker 8: And he goes, you'll never guess what he sent to
• 15:04
  Speaker 8: my house. And he goes, I opened it and it
• 15:07
  Speaker 8: was a it was a piss cup.
• 15:08
  Speaker 7: You know what it is.
• 15:09
  Speaker 14: It's like they know us, they watched film, they know
• 15:14
  Speaker 14: what's coming, and you still can't stop it. And when
• 15:19
  Speaker 14: you do, just know we're coming right back at you.
• 15:23
  Speaker 14: Might not play you the next year, but when we
• 15:25
  Speaker 14: play you again, just no, we ain't forget and we
• 15:29
  Speaker 14: will come right back at you.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 15:31
  Speaker 14: And that's what I love about the little line because
• 15:33
  Speaker 14: we it's all and tied together.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: He said, Uh, just we might not, we might not
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: play you next year, but just know we're coming back
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 15:40
  Speaker 8: You're talking about you. Hey, we all know what we're
• 15:42
  Speaker 8: talking about.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: We're talking about next up.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: We got the boy Nate Bargatzi.
• 15:46
  Speaker 15: The hardest part for comedy, I think is when you
• 15:48
  Speaker 15: don't go blow up super quick is watching everybody past
• 15:52
  Speaker 15: you and then like every you just around everybody and
• 15:55
  Speaker 15: they're shooting past you and they're going to this crazy
• 15:58
  Speaker 15: level and then you you kind of feel like you're
• 16:01
  Speaker 15: just slow and you're like staying there, and it's very
• 16:04
  Speaker 15: hard to not just to kind of be like, all right,
• 16:06
  Speaker 15: I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing. I think
• 16:08
  Speaker 15: I can get to that level. It's not going to
• 16:10
  Speaker 15: be at the time that I want, but I'll get
• 16:12
  Speaker 15: there eventually. Until you just kind of stay your pace
• 16:15
  Speaker 15: and just.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: Write, you we get like wondering eyes because it's hard
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: to just focus on what you're doing because everybody always
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: says a cliche, control what you can control, and yeah,
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: that is a cliche, but that's like the truth, the
• 16:26
  Speaker 8: reality that.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: You have to do.
• 16:28
  Speaker 15: I'm on stage and there's just a two couples that
• 16:32
  Speaker 15: are together and they're sitting in the front, no one
• 16:34
  Speaker 15: else in the room, and I'm on stage and I'm
• 16:35
  Speaker 15: kind of i gotta keep talking to keep them there
• 16:37
  Speaker 15: until we can get some more people in.
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: So it feels like a show.
• 16:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah, And then the two girls get up and just
• 16:43
  Speaker 15: stand next to me and they just take a picture
• 16:45
  Speaker 15: like I'm on stage.
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: You're on stage performing, you know what you're doing your.
• 16:48
  Speaker 15: Thing, and they just got up as if I was
• 16:50
  Speaker 15: just a sign. It's the least respect I've ever been shown.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: In My Life episode eighty eight with the Joker George
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Kittle and the Homie TJ.
• 16:59
  Speaker 16: Hawkinson, it was one hundred and fifty yards and two
• 17:01
  Speaker 16: touchdowns in your first game other NFL.
• 17:03
  Speaker 17: Yeah yeah, yeah, go ahead, talk about it, yeah talk No,
• 17:07
  Speaker 17: it was it was like one hundred and twenty something yards,
• 17:10
  Speaker 17: go ahead, one hundred and twenty one and touchdown one
• 17:13
  Speaker 17: hundred and twenty one.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: But then the one hundred and.
• 17:14
  Speaker 18: Twenty I had seven yards and one catch, and I
• 17:18
  Speaker 18: was like, after the first game, I was like, God.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Damn, this is this is easy.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Oh this is the NFL.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: NFL is stupid easy.
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: What are we doing?
• 17:26
  Speaker 19: You know?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: And then and then I had that's a clip seven.
• 17:29
  Speaker 20: Yards nothing, super humbling. Yeah yeah, and then I broke
• 17:35
  Speaker 20: my ankle. I was like, oh my gosh, I need
• 17:38
  Speaker 20: to get out of here. Bloss, he's a huge forty
• 17:40
  Speaker 20: nine ers fan.
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: I asked Bloss before the pot, I says this the
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: is this gonna be our first sexual encounter on the bus.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: There's no way that would be the first.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: This place just screamed sexy.
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, screw who knows what happened, Who knows what happened
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: when we found this when you.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Cast with these.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Episode eight, Brian Callen.
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: You see here standing next to the old lineman. You
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: know what I'm saying. You see some guys, Yeah, you
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: see some stuff.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: You see you see some dicks. Yeah, you see some ship.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're you're well, there are guys, we're well, we're
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: well versed in the uh in the meat peaking game.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But yeah, you'll have
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: to you'll have to come back and want it again.
• 18:20
  Speaker 21: In the locker room.
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: Amazing, guys, Congratulations.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I grew up with these people.
• 18:30
  Speaker 21: And I was at Stallone's house standing there talking to
• 18:34
  Speaker 21: Arnold Stallone, Sugar Ray Leonard, and I think Michael Strahan
• 18:37
  Speaker 21: was there or something, and Guy Fieri's in the kitchen cooking,
• 18:40
  Speaker 21: and I'm and oh, and I'm sorry, did I mention
• 18:42
  Speaker 21: that al Pacino came strolling up? So now I'm like,
• 18:45
  Speaker 21: I grew up with these people. For people who are younger,
• 18:47
  Speaker 21: they don't know that's these are legends. And I'm sitting
• 18:51
  Speaker 21: there and I'm just I'm like, and I'm trying to
• 18:54
  Speaker 21: get a story.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: In because I got ship. They're gonna be interested in.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 18:58
  Speaker 21: Oh, let me tell you my story. So I'm trying
• 19:00
  Speaker 21: to get a little I'm just trying to have an imprint.
• 19:03
  Speaker 21: I'm a loser and I'm still not over at this.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: Oh so this is one of the times you're driving
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: home You're like, I blew it. Oh dude, yeah, oh no.
• 19:10
  Speaker 21: The best part is I'm standing there going, yeah, I'm
• 19:12
  Speaker 21: trying to I don't know.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, me too.
• 19:13
  Speaker 21: And I have another eye a story about that.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: You know, I'm trying to get in like a fucking
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: like a loser.
• 19:18
  Speaker 21: Okay, And Bill Burr walks by with a cigar and
• 19:21
  Speaker 21: he goes, you've been here over an hour, Get over it.
• 19:24
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• 19:47
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• 19:54
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• 19:57
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• 20:00
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• 20:10
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• 20:14
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• 20:47
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• 20:50
  Speaker 1: now we have one of hands down, definitely a Malbustmore episode,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: episode ninety, Max Crosby.
• 20:57
  Speaker 22: Getting lost in the sauce parties, just partying and I
• 21:01
  Speaker 22: was drinking way too much and got to a point
• 21:03
  Speaker 22: where it was like, Okay, what the fuck am I doing?
• 21:06
  Speaker 22: I woke up one morning, I'm like, I need help,
• 21:09
  Speaker 22: Like I can't even. I was at a point where
• 21:11
  Speaker 22: it's just it was I didn't I had no management
• 21:14
  Speaker 22: in my life. I was fucking all over the place.
• 21:16
  Speaker 22: So yeah, I went and got out.
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: What happened that made you realize, like, Tho, this is fucking.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I was lost. I was lost just mentally.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: I couldn't.
• 21:26
  Speaker 22: I was so just my decision making and my fucking
• 21:30
  Speaker 22: my priorities were so backwards that it was just like, okay,
• 21:33
  Speaker 22: what am I doing? Like I just had a great
• 21:35
  Speaker 22: rookie year. I fucking I have money to take care
• 21:39
  Speaker 22: of myself.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: I have a.
• 21:40
  Speaker 22: Beautiful house now in Vegas. Like from the outside, everything
• 21:43
  Speaker 22: looked like you got it together, like figured it out,
• 21:47
  Speaker 22: if it's got life under control. But Insidebro, I was
• 21:50
  Speaker 22: fucking I was dying. Bro, I was lost. Did you
• 21:53
  Speaker 22: see the shit going on with Nebraska talking about I'm
• 21:56
  Speaker 22: trying to not play ou.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it's money. I'm not listen.
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: That's what Scott Frost and the boy Yeah, Scott Frost
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: and the boys. Anytime anywhere he said it. You know
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: what I'm saying, anytime we might lose. You know what
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: I'm saying. The probability is higher based on the way
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: we've been performing. But the boys, they ain't backing down
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: from Oklahoma.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It's the suits. There's some shit going on, you know
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: what I mean.
• 22:19
  Speaker 22: I'll bet you right now they lose by thirty.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: You're gonna give me a thirty points. Friend, you're gonna
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: give me thirty thirty points. Nebraska US owe you thirty
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: give me, give me thirty four the.
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: Board, Okay, thirty four relat twenty eight.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Our next one, we got Episode ninety one. Will and
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Taylor headed out to Arizona to record this one. And
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: of course banger.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Haven't had a drink. Like it's a it's it's kind
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: of like it's freeing in a lot of ways because
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: like it's off the table for me, so and I
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: see I can visually see the change in my body, which.
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: Is really cool.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Better naked, Hey look naked? If that peace got a
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: little bigger, I'd be a lot happier other than that. Dude,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: we're pretty.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: Are you getting that vein kind of going down to
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: the old wrench? You know what I'm saying, how it goes?
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: You got the V kind of that kind of cuts down.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: You get the V that kind of cuts in, You
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: kind of got that vein that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: No, I don't have the fucking two hundred and ninety
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: seven pounds right now.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I'll just ask you.
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: Was just a question.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: No, I don't have a vein going down to the
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: base of my cock, because that's you're asking.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: No, the chance will comes back is we'll give them
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: a million of years. Yeah you would say no, Yep,
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: that's tough to hear.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, but listen, it's just business.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I get that.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Like I don't want to pay somebody a million dollars
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: to be my friend, is what you just asked me.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, teammate.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I don't want to pay somebody a million dollars to
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: be my teammate.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: So you would I would do that.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: You wouldn't pay million dollars for a Super Bowl because
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: that's what I'm bringing the Tennessee.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, you're bringing a million dollars, A million dollars
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: what it cost me when a Super Bowl.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: This next clip is still from when the boys were
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: in Arizona, but this time they brought in Paul Biz
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the Net.
• 23:54
  Speaker 16: Aka Biz also talk to buddies who who have played
• 23:58
  Speaker 16: in Russia, including with and in some cases they're dropping
• 24:01
  Speaker 16: off like moneys and money and duffel bags to the rink.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: There's guys who have had to cut.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: That's like a rush league is the sec of hockey.
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: There's no rules, it is a it is a free fra.
• 24:15
  Speaker 16: All like the stories of guys having to cut, goalies
• 24:18
  Speaker 16: cutting open their pads and stuffing the money in their
• 24:20
  Speaker 16: pads and resowing them uh them giving out the money
• 24:25
  Speaker 16: before practice, and then you go on the ice and
• 24:27
  Speaker 16: you come back and the money's gone out of your
• 24:28
  Speaker 16: stall and it's like too bad, so sad.
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: Stories of guys, Oh two bads.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: The money's in there? And then they go to practice.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: They would hand out everybody's money before.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: So we gets money, you go into the locker, you
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: steal his money.
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: It's like too well, it's all mob ran over there.
• 24:43
  Speaker 16: Everything there was a hockey leagues run oh in the
• 24:46
  Speaker 16: kh all. There are insane KHL stories.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Oh, I remember that.
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: I remember the off season we were in Nebraska and
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: I was around them for something and we were riding to.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Drop them off at the airport.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: And I was like, so because he would say, you know,
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: the man upstairs, you know he knows the truth. Because
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: he basically denied that he intentionally did it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: Yeaheah, I remember eventually did it?
• 25:05
  Speaker 21: Yeah?
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: I was like uh.
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: I was like, Sue, so you didn't intentionally stop on
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: a rod?
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: And he's like, what do you mean. I was like, hey,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: come on, did you did you intentionally stop? And he goes.
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: He goes, we can pull this car up and I'll
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: drag you out and stomp on you if you want
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: to talk about it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, He's like Joe, Yeah, but he's like joking with me.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: He jokes, Oh for sure.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, it's all good. We don't need to
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: go there.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: And sit in the car the rest of the time.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Look out the window.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you're like, I'll walk. Long story short.
• 25:30
  Speaker 16: Putin was in on the ice, yeah, and he brought
• 25:34
  Speaker 16: in like four or five hundred people and there was
• 25:36
  Speaker 16: no goalies out there. It was just him and he
• 25:38
  Speaker 16: would go skate around the ice. He'd put the puck
• 25:40
  Speaker 16: in the empty net, and then the four or five
• 25:42
  Speaker 16: hundred people would stand up and they'd start clopping. You're alone, no, no,
• 25:46
  Speaker 16: with with wit told the story and then and then
• 25:48
  Speaker 16: he would take it out of the net and he
• 25:49
  Speaker 16: would skate down on the other end put it in
• 25:51
  Speaker 16: the in the net, and then they would get up
• 25:52
  Speaker 16: and start clapping again.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that kind of is bro could you imagine, dude.
• 25:57
  Speaker 16: But to be fair though, and listen, I'm no putin
• 26:00
  Speaker 16: fan here. I think we're well aware he's evil. But
• 26:03
  Speaker 16: if you have that much money, I mean, it's kind
• 26:05
  Speaker 16: of funny. The stupid ship you could do.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, no question.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: Look what silly ship would you do? If you had I'd.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Probably be doing that. I was just in the middle
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: of the field.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like people still stand up with singing.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Thousand pack Titan Stadium and just do some passages.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: It's like, fuck, yeah, what next?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: We have coach B D.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Arthur Smith week six when that was the over time.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: That was the funniest thing.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: You come out there, Oh yeah, ice pack on the
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: knees and I'm like, I'm just standing.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: By it because like, you're like, I'm done. I'm like,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: he's told me he's done.
• 26:35
  Speaker 23: Before, so I'm it's a little ankle sprain.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about. I'm like, I think I
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: called a plane. I'm like, you wait till MRI. Now
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm like, well, optimistic called. What'd you call?
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: Tells me it's a good call. I'm my great. Here's
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: the story that's out there. After being denied a crucial
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: business loan, Frederick Smith, the founder and CEO, took the
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: company's last five thousand dollars to Vegas and won twenty
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: seven thousand dollars on blackjack to cover the company's twenty
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: four thousand dollars fuel bill. It kept FedEx alive for
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: one more week. And now you are where you are.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Well, there is some truth to the story.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: But we played a lot of poker and blackjack in Vietnam,
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: and I was hired by a man to fly in
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: to Las Vegas and he gave me a line of
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: credit for five thousand dollars, so I won twenty seven
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: That is one hundred percent true.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: So it's a true story, but it gets more and
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: more exaggerated. But I did when actually I won thirty
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: five thousand, I lost back down to twenty seven thousand,
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: and I went to bed because.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I've been up all day.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: In episode ninety four, they won and only jelly roll.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, he.
• 27:57
  Speaker 24: Said, he said, how'd you get such a hot wife?
• 28:00
  Speaker 24: I'm twenty six, have no tattoos, and I'm not big
• 28:02
  Speaker 24: like you, and as like, dude, listen man, no matter
• 28:06
  Speaker 24: the waiter shitty tattoos, I'm confident enough to show myself
• 28:09
  Speaker 24: because once again this dude has like a fucking like
• 28:11
  Speaker 24: picture of like Yo Khan or some shit.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean, mister nobody in the
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: score twenty.
• 28:17
  Speaker 24: Most girls, I said, most girls don't give a fuck
• 28:19
  Speaker 24: how you look.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: They care how you make them feel, which I stand.
• 28:23
  Speaker 24: By, you know what I mean absolutely, And I don't
• 28:25
  Speaker 24: say hater shit on social media and crying because the
• 28:27
  Speaker 24: fat dude gets the pussy and he don't you.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Know what gas information at the end, give a little
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: stick in the room was like, lady, but also the
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: fuck something.
• 28:37
  Speaker 24: Yeah yeah, it's almost like dude, just listen man. They
• 28:39
  Speaker 24: call my wife a gold digger.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: I was ass broke when I met her.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Man, when I met that bitch.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: I was down on my luck.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: I'm telling y'all, dude, I didn't know.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: You must had some game, dude, dude, listen, man, I
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: was just me. Put the boys on game.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: Now, I got one right.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: So, when I was thirteen years old, my grandmother gave
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: me a gun as a thirty eight special black with
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: a brown handle.
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: My mom goes, well, you're thirteen, you can't have a
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: gun like that.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I relate to that kind of white trashery. Yeah, ye along.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Real well though, because we came up quite a bit,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: both of us. So I go back, go back to
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: my mom's house and my hay check this out and
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: she's like, okay, give me that. You can't have that.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: What are you fucking doing? So she puts it up
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: and god damn, I can see it the dick now.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: So one day she goes.
• 29:27
  Speaker 13: Out that he did it real slowly.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Now we got Chase Rice in episode ninety five.
• 29:46
  Speaker 25: How do I not become part of that trash? Because
• 29:48
  Speaker 25: I want And I'm not knocking country music in general.
• 29:50
  Speaker 25: I'm just saying we I think we need to get
• 29:52
  Speaker 25: a little more real, And for me, I need to
• 29:55
  Speaker 25: get more real because, like I said, I can't control
• 29:56
  Speaker 25: what everybody else does. But I need to get more
• 29:58
  Speaker 25: real because the stories that need to be told, and
• 30:01
  Speaker 25: I'm they need to be told better.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: How do you put yourself in that position? Though?
• 30:06
  Speaker 25: Well, I think time's a lot of it, just growing
• 30:07
  Speaker 25: up in general. Like I was coming off of I'll
• 30:10
  Speaker 25: I'll say it, I was coming off a cruise. Then
• 30:12
  Speaker 25: I had ready set Role, which is similar sounding. It
• 30:16
  Speaker 25: is pop sounding, which is awesome live I'm not taking anyway.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, a hit song.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: So all I'm thinking is ship.
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: How do I keep doing that?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Because that's working as opposed to h Okay, that worked?
• 30:28
  Speaker 25: But how do I just be great? How do I
• 30:30
  Speaker 25: write great songs? How to write songs that matter that
• 30:33
  Speaker 25: can actually affect people. I want songs that matter that
• 30:35
  Speaker 25: you can look back on in thirty years and be like, damn,
• 30:38
  Speaker 25: that song is still good.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: College had a buddy who he was at a Drake
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: concert and one of the one of the one of
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: the Drake's guys came up to his girlfriend was like, hey,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Drake wants to meet you, and she's like, oh okay,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Like y'all definitely meet him. And then the guy started
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: to come with and they got the security guys like no, man,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: her and like, hey, you better don't go don't don't
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: go in there if you go there, And she's like,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I don't. I just don't even. I'm just gonna say hi,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: she's there for three hours. I don't know what get
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: hard that. You know exactly what happened.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: In that ring.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know the details, but I know if my
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: girl does that, it's over.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: She better not even fucking try.
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I just I don't know.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go for five minutes. Should be right out.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Donor like just sitting there, say.
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: They were pour one out for him?
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Man, here's here's that guy.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Follow up Chase Rice the Joker comes back George Kittle,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: but this time he brings Rob Tany in.
• 31:44
  Speaker 23: Six of the Boys. I'm an Xbox Party. Then we
• 31:46
  Speaker 23: go to game chat and play like six v six
• 31:48
  Speaker 23: Search versus. Like some high school kids who just got
• 31:51
  Speaker 23: off a long day. They're like, just failed their math
• 31:54
  Speaker 23: tests and they gotta deal with me and George, are
• 31:56
  Speaker 23: you kidding me?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: They don't even know, but they got to us.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: Now does it?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Do you guys get to talk to these kids, like
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: when you're in the lobby after in the.
• 32:04
  Speaker 23: Middle of rounds, between each in between each round you
• 32:07
  Speaker 23: so there's eleven rounds, Yeah, so first one to win six,
• 32:11
  Speaker 23: so you can go eleven rounds of just ship talking
• 32:14
  Speaker 23: and just letting these kids know who like their daddy is.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: So you're just verbally abusing these kids in between rounds.
• 32:19
  Speaker 23: Not like to like a bad extent, but like just
• 32:22
  Speaker 23: letting the I mean in the gaming aspect, like you
• 32:24
  Speaker 23: gotta respect.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Our game a little bit, a little bit, what happened?
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: What happened?
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: When you guys are getting.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Still disrespect them.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I usually just ask them to do a favor for me. Yeah, well,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: will you do a favor for me? What's the favor?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
• 32:41
  Speaker 23: I went into like a deep like imagery meditation before
• 32:44
  Speaker 23: the Atlanta game, the Monday night game.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Three touchdowns, three touchdowns three and.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: And then after the game.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: I'm like that was wild.
• 32:58
  Speaker 23: Because like in the ton blacked out out there, I
• 33:01
  Speaker 23: legit like went into like a meditation like flow state,
• 33:04
  Speaker 23: like in the tunnel, just sitting there like watching. I
• 33:07
  Speaker 23: think I was watching it, honestly. I think it was
• 33:10
  Speaker 23: like a Chiefs game or something like they were just
• 33:12
  Speaker 23: doing highlights from like the day before or whatever. I
• 33:14
  Speaker 23: was just watching on I'm on the big screen, just
• 33:16
  Speaker 23: sitting there, and I just like looked at the field
• 33:18
  Speaker 23: and I just like from there on out, I legit
• 33:21
  Speaker 23: blacked out, like I just thought about making plays and
• 33:24
  Speaker 23: then I truly like barely remember the game.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: This is way harder than I thought it was gonna be. Next, though,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: we got back to the Foundation, Will and Taylor episode
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: ninety seven.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Who's Michelle Ryan?
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: The picture that they sent in the group chat the
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: other day, Alex posted the thing that said, Hey, anybody
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: wants to put videos, We're gonna now do like the
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: boys are gonna answer your videos. Any questions comments, You
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: do want to talk about dropping the inbox and let
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: us know.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: He gave him a little drop box link. Sure, And
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: what's her last name? Rachelle?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: What Rachelle? Is that her stage name or is that
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: her real name? Rachelle?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Ryan comes in it says, what kind of videos are
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: we talking? Boys?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Fucking imagine she's just going to town and asking us
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: a question.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: The speed that I ran to the drop box after that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Should shout o Richizon for a I mean, I guess
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: we're shouting him out, but disrespecting us again, right, let's look,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: let's know what he said real quick.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: And just the heads up to Dylan Raiden's when when
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Taylor Lawan says to come on Busting with the Boys podcast,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: there's no engine in the bus.
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: It's a buss without an engine. It's a fuss with
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: a podcast.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: There's no engine.
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: Get an engine.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Brings that to me since the beginning we got we
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: got in this bus. Yeah, and and the fact that
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: he elevates his voice and for Dylan rand News, Uh,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: when Taylor Lawan calls you about coming on the bus,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: there's no buss on the engine, right, It's like you're
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: on the bus the way there's no engine as they're
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: segueing into the pick.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: But when you say, like when Taylor Lawan tells you
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: get on the bus, just finished the ALLI, dude, say
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: get on the bus. Let me yam that thing like
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: the heat and the funds with Lebron James.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Dude, you'd be like Dwayne Wade fucking putting your arms
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: like that and let me just fucking crink that thing
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: back three o'clock and put that piece in the nut.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Now we have to laugh. Heard around the World, Episode
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: ninety eight, Josh Wolf.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Credit Carmer podcast copy points sixty seconds. All right, probably
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have read that into ideas. Pross probably shouldn't read either,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: cash reimbursements for debt purchases debit purchases, but didn't curse.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Do I need to read this part too?
• 35:28
  Speaker 23: Yeah?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough one. Over the top items up
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: to five thousand dollars. That's five thousand dollars.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: Just relax, hilarious road.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: That was a that was Does it say insert joke here?
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: No, it says, uh, these are pros and cons of
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: having beards.
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: I think these are talking points.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: So what you're supposed to do is ask it. Do
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: not let him come into our boss ship.
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: Disclaimer must read. It's like doing a podcast with Ron Burgundy.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 36:09
  Speaker 26: If your club is questionable for me, and you don't
• 36:11
  Speaker 26: have a bathroom in the green room, so I have
• 36:13
  Speaker 26: to walk through the audience to take a ship, I'm
• 36:15
  Speaker 26: probably not gonna go back. Oh really, I can't ship
• 36:18
  Speaker 26: in the general pop bathroom because people are not gonna do.
• 36:21
  Speaker 26: They watch me walk in.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: And they're like, you shitting in there?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, obviously, bro, yeah, doors closed for a reason.
• 36:28
  Speaker 26: But can you and when people are asking questions, You're
• 36:31
  Speaker 26: gonna do that joke tonight, the Bachelor party joke.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I don't know, man, you know what I
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: like when you just sit down, Hey, when you just
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: sit down and you hear the door get me, You're.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Like, God, damn you guys say occupy.
• 36:43
  Speaker 19: Tell me?
• 36:43
  Speaker 26: Is there a worse feeling than sitting down on a
• 36:46
  Speaker 26: public toilet seat that's warm?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Isn't that one?
• 36:49
  Speaker 22: For me?
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: Is like, Oh, you know what, I'm gonna play Devil's advocate.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of nice. Hot take your Missouri
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: is showing.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Next up the Boys back Michael Taylor, episode ninety nine,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Coming here.
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: I'm not coming here with a belt, but I'm coming
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: here with my heart on my sleeve. Probably this is
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: the majority of everyone's journey in life.
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: Anyway, Me and.
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: My son prayed for Daddy's belt every single night for
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: the last two months.
• 37:18
  Speaker 10: The growth happens in these months. I truly believe I'm
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: still gonna be a USA champion. It's just gonna take
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: a little bit longer than I thought. You have to
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: keep moving from setback to setback without losing the enthusiasm.
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: Failure way to the top like you go through so
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: many setbacks to end up see you at the top,
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: getting to the top, like it's not just some escalator
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: that takes you up there.
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: Old Michael, focus so much on being perfect once I
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: got to a certain point, once I won that first
• 37:42
  Speaker 10: world title, and truthfully, it says so much more about
• 37:45
  Speaker 10: how you conduct yourself.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: After a loss, that this is part of the journey.
• 37:49
  Speaker 10: And when we do win that belt, when the belt
• 37:51
  Speaker 10: does come on, the belt for the boys with the boys,
• 37:54
  Speaker 10: it's gonna be even better. Even in an individual sport.
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: Even though I can, like I said, I was coming here,
• 38:00
  Speaker 10: I'm not. I'm not coming here with a belt, but
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: I'm coming here with my heart on my sleeve. And
• 38:03
  Speaker 10: I could show up today with my heart on my
• 38:04
  Speaker 10: sleeve with complete disregard to that that failure that I
• 38:08
  Speaker 10: had just forty eight hours ago, and not disregard for it.
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: But but I'm not going to let it hinder me.
• 38:13
  Speaker 10: I'm not going to let it define me, because failure
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: is an event and it's not a person. I am
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: not a failure. I failed on Saturday night. But the
• 38:20
  Speaker 10: way that I respond, in the way that I move
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: forward can prove prove to those that have failed and
• 38:25
  Speaker 10: proved to those that have seen the failure or had
• 38:28
  Speaker 10: failures that they can in the future still become a champion.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Episode one hundred, We got El pres aka Davy Day
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Trader aka the Founder aka won By Everybody knows the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Rules Dave Portnoy, Well.
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: If you had the draft five people with Barstown currently,
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: let's say, let's say all the.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Time, Yeah, five people that you're like, I restart this
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: whole thing over.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Like good cap clearly is what would be there.
• 38:56
  Speaker 27: Kevin's been huge for us, so you know, I got
• 38:58
  Speaker 27: really lucky because our early guys were phenomenally successful. It's weird,
• 39:02
  Speaker 27: but Alex from Call Her Daddy is a fucking monster.
• 39:05
  Speaker 27: People don't get how big she is. People don't get
• 39:07
  Speaker 27: you like, she's as big as Brogan.
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: She really is.
• 39:09
  Speaker 27: Like, all right, so we got Alex, Kevin Dan, it's
• 39:14
  Speaker 27: back and forth. McAfee was huge. He's not with us anymore.
• 39:18
  Speaker 27: It would have been good. We could I don't know
• 39:20
  Speaker 27: that we could have ever kept that together the right way.
• 39:23
  Speaker 27: Why do you think get together? Because he's already like
• 39:25
  Speaker 27: a huge star, you know, and he came to us
• 39:28
  Speaker 27: as a star, you know, Biz and Ryan Whitney is awesome.
• 39:32
  Speaker 27: Funny used to say he we could thank him for
• 39:34
  Speaker 27: the NHL support because he got caught every year and
• 39:37
  Speaker 27: kept taking it a different walker.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Roy he would never run for president, but if you
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: did run for president, I just that's the classic I'm
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: gonna run for president eight years comment.
• 39:43
  Speaker 27: By the way, Well, it's like, I'm not gonna run,
• 39:45
  Speaker 27: but if I were to, like you know what it is,
• 39:47
  Speaker 27: it's Gladiator. It's when he tells Conness, He's like, you
• 39:51
  Speaker 27: got to rule roam. He's like, I don't want it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 27: Was like, that's the exact reason.
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: You have to.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so you're telling me there's a chance, But I
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: never would.
• 39:58
  Speaker 12: Well not after that fucking comment. Guy gets on the
• 40:00
  Speaker 12: bus right now with a gun head says, I gotta
• 40:03
  Speaker 12: suck your dick, not mine his. The guy with the gun, No,
• 40:06
  Speaker 12: not doing that, faithful.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that against I mean hell, like.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: Hey, I'm cool with that, as I'd rather him not
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: get killed.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: But I'm not sucking his deck.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Like we're not like boys like that.
• 40:20
  Speaker 27: Like we've met this, we've been together for like twenty minutes.
• 40:22
  Speaker 27: I'm just yeah, please our twenty three. You could do
• 40:24
  Speaker 27: that literally to anybody in the street. Then hey, guy
• 40:27
  Speaker 27: walking bund and to kill this guy if you want
• 40:28
  Speaker 27: to suck his deck.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: No, there's a little more substance. There's a little more.
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: For twenty minutes worth a minute forty worth more.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: That's an hour twenty three.
• 40:35
  Speaker 27: And I added the twenty that we help before that,
• 40:37
  Speaker 27: that's an hour forty. I mean, that's a pretty fucking
• 40:39
  Speaker 27: horrific situation.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, if you were.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: To say, honestly, far and we'll steal down there.
• 40:44
  Speaker 27: Take my chances in that that we could maybe wrestle
• 40:46
  Speaker 27: the gun away before we get into a dick sucking situation.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: So not that faithful.
• 40:50
  Speaker 27: I think I think I want to just walk off.
• 40:53
  Speaker 27: Maybe I do a fake walk off and then like
• 40:55
  Speaker 27: a turn. I'm not a fighter.
• 40:57
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  Speaker 5: This guy comes out behind me is like, yo, how
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  Speaker 5: would you want to make three grand? I turn aroun.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, fuck yeah, Broy, like sixty five bucks in
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  Speaker 5: the bringing the pictures over, He's like, oh, you're getting
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: fucking ripped off. Here's this guy's number. Hit him up.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: He'll give you thirty grand, and I'm like, fuck, yeah, man,
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna make three and then thirty. I'm gonna get
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: out of here with thirty three grand. Over the next
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: four months, I went to that fucking condo once a
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: month in fucking South.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Beachanta said Hey, we're taking your We're taking your shit away.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: You're a Heisman.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I never took a dollar until after I won the Heisman,
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: and I think my statute of limitations are up, so
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: you can blow me again. But we got Josh McCown
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: and that guy. I will look back until I'm ninety
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: years old one day and say, what a fucking dude,
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: A real one he walks in the first day, No, man,
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Josh Collen, nice to meet you. Anything you need, anything
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: you want to learn about football? Tie fucking string to
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: my backpack, you follow me around. I promise I'll teach
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: you some ship. Yeah, just like that, and you're down
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: every day. Teach protection to do this. I came from
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: a system in college where we're looking out and if
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: the linebackers tucked in, we're literally throwing a bubble to
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: the fastest guy on our team. That's how we ran
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: our offense can can and flipping the play and all
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: this like hey, hook throw the bubble, Jacob, We'd figure
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: it out. We just ran backyard style of football. But
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: you see the comparison from that first year to the
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: second and and I love, I love my second year there.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: I learned a lot about ball, got to be around
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: some good guys. But just the two contrasts. It is
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: all about fit. And I feel like if I had
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: the situation I had my second year my first, things
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: would have gone a lot different.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Next we got one of our favorite, one of our
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: favorite guys, the boy, Quenton Nelson.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: We just start dying laughing and we just start getting
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: handfuls of pistachios and the pantry.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just rated it, dude, and came back.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: But got after that.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Thanks to our love kind of grew. Honestly. We had
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: to sleep over that night. Yeah, we did sleep over,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: and I never heard from Q again.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Couch that. Yeah, you slept in the guest bed last night? Yes,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: what did you think of that?
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: It was great?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: It was a comfortable.
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I love that.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Q Uh. He told me that I'll be in there
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: about nine forty five because he came in he got
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: something to do, none of my business, and so he uh,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: he's like driving over and he's like, I got a hotels, dude,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: just stay at the house. I hang up the fam.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I think was gonna get him like Sunday at like noon,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Like we get all chill. Yeah,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: it's like nine oh five and I get text Hey
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: five minutes. I'm like, oh, ship on my teeth brush
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: like ready for bad, you know what I'm saying. He
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: cruises in without hesitating. He walks in tailing, scoots over
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: to the far end of the bed and goes, there's
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: room right here. Q doesn't say a word, gets right
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the bed.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Because the boy, Matt would be bro Could you imagine
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: he would.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Be slaying the game right now if he was a
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: part of this, he would be all about he would
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: be crushing it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: If he would have moved to New York already, Oh yeah,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: he'd be an undred percent, would be an HQ.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Matt passed in two.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Nineteen. It was it was actually October twenty nineteen.
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, suddenly, and it was obviously a rough time for
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: the boys. But Matt was eat, sleep, breathe, this brand
• 46:12
  Speaker 8: like Tennessee Titans all the ball. He's like in the
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: Tennessee Titans fandom Hall of Fame. Dude, but he'd be
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: stoked right now, moving up, moving up this ladder. And
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: you're right, he'd be a personality. He'd be at HQ.
• 46:22
  Speaker 8: He'd do all the barstool class.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: He'd be doing it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: He'd probably be on that so fast right now.
• 46:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he would be so fat.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: He'd be getting hold of Dana Beers. He started doing that, dude,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: he'd ben with his frog body. But he would like
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: start expanding it more and more.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: He Hey, he had some memes.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Now he had some hilarious men.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Following up with Q, we have the wordsmith himself, Roan
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: joined the boys on the bus.
• 46:47
  Speaker 28: Trying to learn the origin of hot chicken, and they
• 46:50
  Speaker 28: said it started at Princes. The great uncle of the
• 46:55
  Speaker 28: woman who owns Princes. He used to be a philanderer
• 46:57
  Speaker 28: around Nashville. He used to go out and and cheat
• 47:00
  Speaker 28: on his woman all the time. And one Saturday he
• 47:03
  Speaker 28: got back real late. He was obviously cheating. So the
• 47:06
  Speaker 28: woman he was with, she said, I'm gonna screw this
• 47:09
  Speaker 28: guy over with his Sunday morning chicken recipe and she
• 47:12
  Speaker 28: tried to overload it with cayenne and hot sauces.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: And he loved it.
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: He was just so into it.
• 47:18
  Speaker 28: He got all his brothers together. They started a restaurant
• 47:20
  Speaker 28: all together, just because he was such a cheater that
• 47:24
  Speaker 28: she tried to She tried to make it painful for him,
• 47:26
  Speaker 28: and it wound up tasting good.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: How's it taste before I get my review?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, real story that ass well.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: This woman tries to get back at her man and
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: he ends up making millions.
• 47:34
  Speaker 28: Exactly, he turns into like he starts a type of food,
• 47:37
  Speaker 28: he starts a genre of food.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: They say Pussy's undefeated, but it sounds like plus he
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: lost one.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, Where were.
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: You thinking you might fall in line here in the
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: list that he did give? Because sometimes you might always
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: be in those conversations with like spitting chickles and you're like,
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: all right, I might be right outside of that.
• 47:52
  Speaker 28: That's what I was trying to tell myself. But you
• 47:54
  Speaker 28: never know where you stand with Dave, you know what
• 47:56
  Speaker 28: I mean? Like he's kind of a closed book some
• 47:58
  Speaker 28: ways in that where he's like, he'll give me the
• 48:00
  Speaker 28: freedom to do wherever whatever I want.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: But I'm like, does he like me?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Or does there nothing here? I don't want you.
• 48:08
  Speaker 28: He's just like being nice to me here because he
• 48:10
  Speaker 28: knows that I'm a battle rapper. I'll come at his
• 48:12
  Speaker 28: fucking big ass nose or whatever, his inverted knees or
• 48:15
  Speaker 28: some shit like that. He p yeah, exactly, But those
• 48:18
  Speaker 28: weren't even shots. Those are just warning shots, you know
• 48:20
  Speaker 28: what I mean.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: If I wanted to go in, I could go in
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: my teeth and it's someone bigger than me.
• 48:24
  Speaker 28: Y'all are thinking he might hurt me, Well, bad news.
• 48:28
  Speaker 28: App who I fight dirty? Maybe he just wants to
• 48:31
  Speaker 28: keep it peace time. But if he ranks me too low,
• 48:33
  Speaker 28: I'm gonna have to write it this track for now.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: We got episode one oh four with dB and Corey
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: levin DB's Dairbates. For those of you that are just
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: listening to your first episode.
• 48:44
  Speaker 29: First time, I feel like I ever washed my hands
• 48:47
  Speaker 29: at that pede in the club. Wait, what toil my ringe,
• 48:50
  Speaker 29: I'll sit that bit down, wash my hands in the napkin.
• 48:54
  Speaker 29: I just walk away, and I'm like, what the fuck?
• 48:57
  Speaker 29: Turn back around that it's gone.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Damn when you're in the bathroom, I.
• 49:02
  Speaker 29: Pissed, washed my hands, walked out, and my homeboy song
• 49:06
  Speaker 29: like fuck turned back around. I mean it was right
• 49:09
  Speaker 29: in the little edge by the paper town. So I
• 49:11
  Speaker 29: know that niggas seen that bitch and swipe the hell
• 49:14
  Speaker 29: that's tough.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Were you worked up? Were you like Starbucks worked out?
• 49:17
  Speaker 22: Oh?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah?
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: I asked the bathroom now it was like, but what
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: the fuck you mean? You ain't even see me in here.
• 49:21
  Speaker 29: I don't start snapping my homble had to come in
• 49:23
  Speaker 29: and give me, Bro, I'll start slapping paper towels and
• 49:25
  Speaker 29: ship they well, I ain't give a fuck out hot
• 49:32
  Speaker 29: because I know I know it had to be here, Bro.
• 49:34
  Speaker 29: I mean, it could have been somebody else, But what
• 49:39
  Speaker 29: your little mugshot was looking like? Try, that's how it's
• 49:44
  Speaker 29: supposed to be.
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: The scrawny, a little little that's how supposed to be.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Hey, that's how you know the grinding pictures, Bro, you
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: grinding at that time two.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Thousand and eight.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Oh we got an NFL pick.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Now they upgraded. They keep up.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Wow boy, God, like.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: In the movie that Stay in the Trailer Park, you
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: did get it out.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: The MIC.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Episode one O five is definitely one of the sweetest podcasts.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: That we have ever recorded, and it is Taylor's wedding recap. Well,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Taylor's recap of Will's wedding.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: The most beautiful thing about that wedding is everybody on
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Will's side. I think they all felt that way about Will.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: In your life, you will make a bunch of friends,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: and like some of those friends will be seasonal, and
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: that's that's It's okay, that's how life works. But you're
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: gonna meet I don't know if you're lucky six people
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: in your life that are lifelong friends.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: It's not just about the seasons. Being around Will is
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: the most fun thing ever.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: He's so easy to talk to. He's so easygoing. He
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: does such a great job of realizing what he can't
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: control and what he can't control, and I think because
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: of that he has his ability to live lighter. Will
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: doesn't care about anything other than just having a good
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: time and being friends. And that's and that's the cool thing,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: and that's super super rare to have. And now we
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: get to the river park, which we're all waiting for it. Right,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: we're forty five menus in this thing. It's time for
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: me to start telling you about the river.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: We walk in.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Will starts.
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: They put up Masterpiece by the Baby.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: That song fucks so hard, and obviously the Tier one,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: the Tier two's, and the Tier threes that are listening
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: to this right now. You know that me and Will
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: love that song. All these guys start getting around Will.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: They put the song on.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: There's this giant camera and Will starts doing his own
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: music video to this thing, which I can't wait for
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: it to come out.
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: It was so fucking funny. We're jumping around dancing. Will
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: can't dance for shit, dude, Will can't fucking dance at all.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: It's hilarious because Charle can cut shit down with her moves.
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: If she's swaning around too fast, she knock a tree down.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: That's how fucking hard she rips on the dance floor.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: You can tell who the professional cheerleader slash dancers are.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want to sound disrespectful. It's like calling a
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: massage therapist and masseuse. I don't know what the terminology is,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: but these these women are getting the fuck after it. Yeah,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: that's Will. Have you guy seen the video of Daring
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Baits posting, God, it's it was like hopping around like
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: he's like Scottish or whatever they're doing. Hey, yeah, he's
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: just stomping around.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Makes me tear up every time. Man, That's why we
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: had to get Ernest and Jelly roll back on the
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: bus for hands down one of the funniest podcasts that
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: we had in season three.
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: When were those?
• 52:37
  Speaker 24: We're getting trashed, That's what I keep trying to Why
• 52:40
  Speaker 24: do you think I'm in here shitting spiders.
• 52:44
  Speaker 19: Rain people?
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: I was like, yo, man, I gotta go shit.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I don't believe all did this. If I was hung over,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, I can't come.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: I'm not being facetious.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I pulled up to Ernest like this with his radiators on.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: And radio.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Radiators radiator oh, coach Jones.
• 53:18
  Speaker 24: That I could clearly see him drooling himself, gentlemen, and
• 53:22
  Speaker 24: I'll be right back to ship. You really, dog, I'm
• 53:25
  Speaker 24: telling you this is brutal. Dude, there's the first for everything.
• 53:28
  Speaker 24: Get out of here, right back.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: I'm pass the water.
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: I was, how did you do?
• 53:42
  Speaker 24: I feel like I gave birth to a family of spiders.
• 53:47
  Speaker 24: You don't have any toilet paper there. I don't know what, dude,
• 53:50
  Speaker 24: wifes were designed for. I thought it was something different.
• 53:52
  Speaker 24: Than what I just used them for. But it also
• 53:55
  Speaker 24: applied to that as well.
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: Yes it.
• 53:59
  Speaker 24: Will there forodcast finally got a bathroom. It's everything I
• 54:03
  Speaker 24: expected it to be. It had nothing in it at all.
• 54:06
  Speaker 24: It was fucked completely out of till the paper. It
• 54:09
  Speaker 24: had a big thing of dude wipes and hands.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: It's busting with the boys, not busting with the housewives.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Somebody just know I'm squishing while I'm sick. Telly, guess
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: what this is?
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: How it goes counterclocked this podcast?
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Just bro bear bottom.
• 54:29
  Speaker 25: Your personal experience can with the clothing can be any honest,
• 54:33
  Speaker 25: I personally love the boxers.
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: You really yeah, I'm a big boxer. Guys. You can
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: never have too many boxers.
• 54:39
  Speaker 24: Think they sell boxers just looking at that first, but
• 54:41
  Speaker 24: it was a good thought for bare body the personal experience.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Hey, so, Taylor, can you tell me what your favorite
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: cotton short that the boy likes to wear?
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: Can run from the cops any damn bare bottom clothing.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: That's good.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Well it's it's it's and one twenty one.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Let's keep short of them.
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: You tell me.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: The cops.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Oh god, now we got episode one oh seven. Will
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: comes back from the Honeymoon the boys are reunited.
• 55:38
  Speaker 8: That dude taking those shots is legit, like those fucking
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: Rocky movies or a video game, like when they just
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: their face gets so red at the end. You know
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: what I'm saying, Like this dude actually fucking did that.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Look, I don't think he stopped one. I'm gonna be
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: dead honest with you, I don't think he stopped eight.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: He hit him with four jabs in a row at
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: one point it was big bink, big bink, and he
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: was just like like like taking the back whiplash. Dude,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: dude's at eighty k now, Okay, he's building, he's growing.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Isn't his name like soulless too? Chris is soulless, no
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: question about it. But he he signed something. He saw
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: the devil and the gub was like, I'll give you
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: hands and uh iron jaw. I'll just shake the iron
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: jaw and moved on. Yeah, God signed on the dotted
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: line and moved on. Shout out to that guy because
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: he was fighting for a contract as well.
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: Right well, he definitely earned himself some kind of fucking sponsor,
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: like maybe otter box the iPhone case. It's the most
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: protective you did that last forever.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: He's the new sponsor for episode. Was Dad's last pod
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: before he went to training camp. Obviously he came back,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: but dad last pod.
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: I know, we suck it doing the whole like connecting
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: on such a deep personal level, but we were trying
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: to have himma right there, and you kind.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Of just it was a deflection.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: I know you're like, it was it really? I know,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I know we gotta do better and we're trying.
• 56:52
  Speaker 30: To get it.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Is tough being uh emotional with you. Yeah, I don't
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: know why, because I feel like I can do that
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: with anybody else, Like and Jack can go in the
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: back room and hug each other out.
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah all right, I'll at that one slide.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I feel like talking about this.
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: I feel like talking to yahause I feel like talking
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: about this too, Jared, And we still don't want to
• 57:09
  Speaker 8: get into it.
• 57:10
  Speaker 31: Ah.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm having a hard time.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: Well, what I was gonna say is like I kind
• 57:14
  Speaker 8: of want to just say that. I know you don't
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: want to spec you know you don't want to talk
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: more about it, but more so I just wanted to.
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: You had nice thing to say about me, and you
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: know I want to.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked out here, okay, testering right now, I'm
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: festering because I know you went at a hundred k
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: on Twitter and it's kind of a deal.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Why is it a deal?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Because I know how.
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: Much you'd love that shit.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: It's like, dude, it just what what pisses me off
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: about it is no one seems to get it? What
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: do you mean?
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: Like, I go to coffee shops, I go to the
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: spots and I grabbed my coffee, like, oh, okay, here
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: you go. I grabbed my cofee. I started walking off
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: that sir, sir, you gotta pay. I'm like, what do
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: you mean?
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: We got episode one O nine will hit solo and
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: it's another banger.
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna go. Darren Waller, Jalen Ramsey, that one set
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: us all. The first podcast I did on my own,
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: I actually brought Michael Chandler on. That helped the boy
• 58:03
  Speaker 8: out with but Shop, Derrick Henry's first time fuck David Quessenberry,
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: the story with him beating cancer and everything else.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: That's six.
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: Trust me, I'm gonna narrow it down. Let's see here,
• 58:14
  Speaker 8: Dana Beers, I'm just fucking kidding. Max Crosby, he was
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: a banger, dude, incredible story talking about his addiction and
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: everything else. George Kittle and Rob Tunyan. That was when
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: I walked away and I was like, yeah, I fuck
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: with these dudes like I want them to win Vrabel
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: not because I want to be on the team, but
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: I'd still like to.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Be on the team.
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: Chad Johnson, Dale Earnhard. I think the Dale Earnhart one
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: coming out is gonna be on the Mountain Rational one.
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: Johnny Manziel too. That was a banger one. I mean,
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: you can't not think about Portnoy, but it is what
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: it is. Man Like, we gotta pick for the.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Times we win a Super Bowl. Cop all you gotta do.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Kiss somebody on the mouth, kiss a dude on the
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: mounth I'd kid, yeah, I kiss a dude on the mouth.
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: Dude as a fan, not even on the team. Don't
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: give a shit. Yeah we're talking about kiss someone on
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: the mouth. Shit's over with.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: I know who I am.
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: People can have fun with it on the internet like
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: they do in my haircut. Everything else will make some
• 59:01
  Speaker 8: good content from that shit. When you do let those
• 59:03
  Speaker 8: little things creep into your mind about it and it
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: happens like I'm not fucking perfect. I'm telling you, like,
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: the hardest truth to find out is that this mental
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: fortitude never ends. It's not ever going to end.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Like even with the pod.
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: It's like, you know, if stuff doesn't go out during
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: the season, like what's gonna happen with the pod, and
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: a little bit of doubt comes, and when fear creeps in,
• 59:23
  Speaker 8: it can kind of light a match, right, it kind
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: of festers. You start to get a little anxiety, You
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: start to think about things that haven't even happened that
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: drive your next course of action, and you know, you
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: kind of got to stop yourself and just realize, like,
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: this shit is never going to be done. It's just
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: a constant journey. Like even when you feel like you
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: get on the other side, like it's just never gonna end.
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: Like people talk about playing in the NFL, like yo,
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: you did it, and it's like absolutely, I felt like
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: I've lived my little kid's dream, that ten year old
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: will com that little kid that always wanted this to happen. Now,
• 59:51
  Speaker 8: when you're on the back nine, you got to figure
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: out what's next cause you're not even you know, knock
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: on wood, I haven't even lived half my life.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: And it's just a constant problem.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: This next one, the legend Dale Junior finally gets on
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: the Dale Bus and shares stories of a lifetime.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 32: They had inside the track these little cubicles like trailers
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 32: like you see on job sites, and each driver or
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 32: team had one, and me and Dad were sharing one.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 32: And I go in there and I'm gonna change clothes,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 32: and I sit down and I'm changing clothes and there's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 32: this big fold folding leg table in front of me,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 32: and I'm sitting there and I'm pulling off my shoes
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 32: and my taking my taking my uniform down and Dad
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 32: comes in and sits down. I just look at him
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 32: and he isn't making eye contact.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: With me, and I know he's not.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: He's bad.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 32: I look at him and he's bending over and pulling
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 32: his shoe off, and so as soon as I look down,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 32: he threw his shoe as hard as he could and
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 32: it went right over my head as I lean them
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 32: down to get get one of my shoes off. If
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 32: I hadn't a bent down, it'll hit me. It hit
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 32: the ball behind me.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: It was like, oh yeah.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 32: And I looked back up and he was bending down
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 32: to get the other shoes. Something happened and I said,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 32: I said shit or if bomb or something, and his
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 32: dad happened to me walking in the front door, and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 32: he looked at me and he goes, you need to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 32: get home, and I was like, yes, sir, And so
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 32: I went home. And a couple hours later Dad comes
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 32: pulling in my buddy up the road that his dad
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 32: and my dad were great friends too. Well, he had
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 32: told dad what all went down. Dad comes walking in
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 32: the bedroom already pulling the belt off, and I'm looking
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 32: at the door and he's getting He's had the rooms
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 32: laid out, He's kind of got there's a point to
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 32: where on his way to me, I can get.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: To the door, which is only going to make it
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: so much worse.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: I got.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 32: I got to the door and out the front, out
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 32: down the hall and out the front door, across the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 32: front yard, across the street and out into this hay
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 32: field and over this erosion ditch and dove in the
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 32: ditch and just laid there for like six hours. I
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 32: wanted him to be proud and happy. That was way
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 32: more than important than a trophy or anyone else patting
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 32: my back, right, And so he was absolutely the main
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 32: motivation for me early in my career. You know, when
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 32: he passed, that was gone. I mean it was gone.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 32: And I had to figure out another thing to motivate me, right,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 32: I had to find other things that got me out
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 32: of bed and got me fired up about racing. But
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 32: for the longest time, it was trying to impress him.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 32: I mean, this guy has done everything, He's won all
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 32: these championships, and he's hard to impress. Yeah, and you're
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 32: doing the very thing that he's the best at. You
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 32: can't do really, what can you do that he's never
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 32: seen or thinks it's cool?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: Right, but everybody thinks like, oh you'r Dal's sign like
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: you dont thinks he's awesome and see, Yeah, so there's
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: a there's a big feeling of like, did you feel
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: like you were in a shadow your whole life?
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  Speaker 1: we have Nebraska and just overall coaching legend Bo Polini.
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  Speaker 8: Did he start his Rush freshman year. Yeah. Oh this
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  Speaker 8: was his freshman year. Freshman fresh and he was being
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  Speaker 8: red shirted during that year.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, We'll play.
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  Speaker 2: In Virginia Tech.
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  Speaker 7: And our.
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  Speaker 31: Kind of screws up a couple of times. And he's
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 31: standing there and I, you know, back.
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  Speaker 2: Get coughed and ready. You know, I'm standing there, bro, dude.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: They turn around. I look at him and he was
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: looking at me, and I said, you ready to go?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: And he was like mm hmm.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to to have Twitter, you know, the
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: boy like, hi.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Let there's no doubt.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 31: But there was like, well when when you're putting the
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 31: stupidest things out there? I said, no, it's over, You're done.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: So one weekday morning, I have a call a miscall
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: from Bow at like six in the morning. You know,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: when you wake up, your alarm goes up and you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 8: look at asshole gets a little tighty like holy shit
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: about to go down.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: It's almost as bad as waking up for a workout
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: five minutes before it starts.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 8: And I call him and he's like, hey, you might
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: come into my office. I'm like, yes, sir, you know
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: it's not good news.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Fucking you know, I'm sweating telling the So.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: So I go to his office and I sit down
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: and he's like, so, you guys wanted Twitter back right,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: And then he picks up this piece of paper and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: he goes, here's what comes across my desk in the morning.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: And he looks down and he goes, Lamborghini, Mercy, your chick,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: she's so thirsty. Yeah, I'm in my two seat, Lambeau,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: and your girl she's trying to jerk me. He looks
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: up him and he goes, the fuck am I supposed
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: to do with that? Do you feel like moving to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: the Big ten? That was like like that played into
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: like we can't let these motherfuckers win.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 31: Oh there's I don't think there's any question I heard
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 31: whether it's true or not. I don't know that. Like
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 31: the replay official wasn't the one who actually hit the
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 31: button to review it. I mean there was nothing to review.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 31: It was over game.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, game was over.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: I mean it was.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 31: I mean then something like a Big twelve official reached
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 31: over hit the button. That's what I was told. A
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 31: couple months after him. I was like, well, what are
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 31: you gonna do?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Well, So, why don't you ever say things like that?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: And like a press conference. I didn't know about the wound,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: but after you heard a.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: Couple months later, why don't you say something couple months later?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 31: I mean that's you know, it's like, well you can't read,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 31: what are you going to do after the fact. But
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 31: I probably spoke out that night, probably more than I mean,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 31: I got fined more than once when I was a head.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Press conferences. That was one of them.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Next week got Ryan Clark me in my prime, I
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: like my.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 33: Chances against twenty two, explain yourself And all I said
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 33: that week was in that moment. Ever seeing him in
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 33: that moment against people his size, I haven't seen him
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 33: drop a shoulder and run through people.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: But yeah, when he get.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 33: Back there by DB's hell yeah, he tossing him like
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 33: that's the thing, and this is not for me? I
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 33: what camera I'm looking at? Derek Henry is a great
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 33: running back. He's one of the top running backs in
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 33: the league. Yes, I can say that and still believe
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 33: all those other things I've said are true.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 33: In that you go back to Cleveland, short Yordage near
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 33: the goal line, has an opportunity with one linebacker. Linebacker
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 33: gets him down, doesn't count splaining in that situation. You
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 33: can't totally take that right because you got a little
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 33: bit of TJ. Watt there to where Derek really can't
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 33: run through it.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: And we're a big splain fans, right because he was
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: with Tennessee Frank, I love him.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 33: But if you watch, if you watch Derek's feet at
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 33: those moments, they stopped. So I'm shaking my mom, Like
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 33: I told you, my mom praised the TONI. So she's
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 33: like rubbing holy all on my head and she's praying.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 33: So I just start praying.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 24: Man.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 33: You know, I was like, take care of my kids,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 33: Bless my son, like I want to be a great man.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 33: I want to be a great husband, you know, allow
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 33: him to take care of his sisters and his mom.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 33: And I was like, allow my girls to understand how
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 33: to be independent and to find a great man. I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 33: was like, allow my wife to find a man to
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 33: take care of him, to take care of her. I
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 33: was like, only one stipulation, he can't be more attractive
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 33: than I am. I just I just remember it so vividly.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 22: Man.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 33: I was like, and God, anything I've ever done that
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 33: wasn't the way you wanted me to do it. Anyway
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 33: I've ever harmed you or I've let you down, just
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 33: please forgive me.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: And you're thinking this is it.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 33: I thought I was dying, and then I said I'm ready.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 33: Like I tell the story so often now because people
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 33: ask about it. After I said I was ready, I
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 33: mean no more than point zero zero one seconds I
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 33: stopped shaking.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: We got the boys from Open Doors, Blake Lawrence and
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Audie Kinalik, talking about the nil movement and their company
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Open Doors.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: We got a letter in the mail.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 34: It was like two is nineteen, like that summer ish
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 34: and Blake walks up to the office and he's like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 34: he printed it out right, and he puts it on
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 34: my desk and like, what is this? And I look
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 34: and there's a blue dot in the top left corner.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 34: It was the NCAAA. And they're like, hey, we are
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 34: considering changing the rules or the legislation, and we would
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 34: love to invite you to be part of the working
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 34: group because we know your extensive experience helping professional athletes
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 34: with nam I mentioned likeness for the last six years
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 34: at the time, seven years of a time. They're inviting
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 34: us to be sort of the experts to help them
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 34: navigate what is coming. And when we saw that and
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 34: Blake send in my office, I'm like, things are really
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 34: going to change now.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 35: These eyeballs on you are not going to be there
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 35: when you're gone, So get as many as you can,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 35: like collect them up, dude, get them. Like this is
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 35: like a supermarket frenzy. Get every fan in Nebraska in
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 35: the cart because you're out of there before you even
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 35: know it, right, And like if you do that for
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 35: every athlete on the plan, like then everyone's going to win,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 35: you know, And like you've done it. You found a
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 35: way to trick all these NFL teams and assign a
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 35: new took play and then you get to one hundred
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 35: k ten years later, I mean, like it's a it's a.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Cinerellas, alrighty. These next clips are from episode one fourteen.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Darren Bates back on the bus, this time joined by
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Buck Rising.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 8: Carl one time punching me in the chest, not like hard,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 8: but like it like it's taking a knee. How I'm
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: sitting on the bench and uh they had scored a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: touchdown and he's punching me in the chest and tobacco
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 8: is like going in my face and he's like that's.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: A middle school fucking play.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: I'm like, man, I thought like I was trying to
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: like explain, like why it mess up? I I thought
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 8: we checked this. He's like, no, you're just fucking stupid.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: That's unnecessary. I was a freshman. I was a freshman.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: When I was trying to tell Bo. When I was
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: talking about, like, you know, getting guys, Psyche's like like
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: the next spring ball, Carl brought me in his office back,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: Hey are we good?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Like I felt like that was one of the lotest like.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: My career, tobacco my mouth. That's when I played it, like, yeah,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: that's why I is now in my Greg Williams from
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: the Saints Corner had the boundance.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: Making any money?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: I think, why people give a fuck about this?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: I don't under that too, because number one, you needed
• 1:11:08
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• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: So you watch.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: I went over to somebody's house.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: I watched it because I wanted to see Jake get
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: beat by the Missouri boy.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah that motherfuckers from Ferty, Missouri. Bro, I know it
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: go down over that.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 8: Did you not see them sit down face to face
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: and talk about it?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 30: No?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Because I don't give a fuck.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: So you're missing some of the ship now.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: But this I'm not missing anything. No, there was no
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: sit down.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: He's right there.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: I watched this ship because I knew I was going
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: to talk about it on the radio show.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: We're talking about this ship because people are buying the
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: fight like.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: There, they didn't buy ship.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: It was text to me.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 29: Did you watch it? You streamed it probably all about
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 29: five ten minutes, and I was over that bullshit. But
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 29: I'm not invested in that type of ship. That's not
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 29: my enough to be yea, yeah, because I'm a talk
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 29: I was talking about on the pot. Unfortunately we in it.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 29: Well for me, it's in the media world.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: You're gonna you are what you hate now, No, I'm not.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 34: I am.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Next, we got Roger Sapphole for episode one fifteen.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Back to when you you you know you knock me over?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Did you realize it was me?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Honestly, honestly, I didn't know it was you. And and
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: this was just a straight line straight to you.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: There was just no fair dodge and you didn't move
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: out of the way. You didn't see me coming.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: It was just like just you.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: I want to go back to what he just said.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't see him coming. I want you, I want
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: that to be on.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: No, but I really think you see him looking for
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: you were stacked right on top of him.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: I ain't have both feet in the ground and I
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: didn't see him coming.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Why it was both feet in the ground.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: I'm saying, if I saw him coming and I have
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 8: both feet the ground, like, it's probably looking the other way, it.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: Was pretty Oh you were no dog. I was like, okay,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: He's like, hey, let's go right out here.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: We got to flip it to the other side of
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: the ball for episode one sixteen, Big Jeff Simmons, So.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 8: Why Mississippi said, over all these other ballers, obviously you
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 8: went to Mississippi. Yeah, but come on, he's a five,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 8: so you know he's getting courted, whether or not he
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 8: wants to talk about.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: And you can tell from the vase and Mama's boy
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: like he actually run family.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, like he knew.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: The Mississippi state.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is where you grew up.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Well, you grew up in Misissippi twenty minutes away, right,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: that's over missip.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 14: It was closer to my mom, and they was able
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 14: to come to the games, I know, to Alabama though, Yeah,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 14: I don't know.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: It wasn't money, I mean because money could have been anywhere.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: You know, Okay, you never got money. Did you ever
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: get an envelope bag? I don't know. Did you ever
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: get an envelope?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: You have an envelope from an unsolicited booster at a
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: certain school.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Did you ever get hooked up with right now?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: That thing would be breaking it going so hard. Let's
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: go to the bar. We're sitting there. You walk by,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Will walks by, Well, they're gonna look at him and go.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: He played.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: They're gonna look at him. Go, he plays football, right?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: Big because the muscles.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you're big.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: You're big, You're a big at all.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: Say at the store, that's a handsome man right there.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, let's looking guy. That smile exactly a smile. Yeah.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Now you have ven ears. No, I don't some white
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: ass teeth, bro, you are lying perfect.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: I don't have to that camera smile them things are
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: fucking perfect.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Those aren't veneers?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: Oh god, hey, listen, he's been blessed.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: He really, I'm a double said, I'm lying.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: High school, Jeff in high school, don't do it.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: Listen.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: She wanted My ship was bad, but they won't as
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: bad as your ship was terrible.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: No question mine looked like a third grade classroom of
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: chairs all over the place. You kind of look like
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: a spike off lay before time.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: Never watched it here it is.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: That's why we got this bus stop so you can
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: pull up the WiFi. That does look like you get
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: out of here if you look like that a little bit. Bro, Bro,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: you gotta do the baby pictures in that documentary. The
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: baby pictures you in that documentary.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you PUSI what is so upset
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: about Will?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: That's a funny pool, Like you gotta admit.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Like, now we have the viral Iowa wrestling sensation from
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: episode one seventeen Spencer Lee.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 36: I tore it in the middle of Big ten Finals first,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 36: like thirty seconds in the match.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Did everybody know it?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 16: Well?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I knew immediately.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 36: Then my nose I started bleeding or something, and I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 36: remember running over the corner and I'm like my sel
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 36: was torn.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like feeling it.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 36: I'm like, oh yeah, I was like I blew it out,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 36: and but I still have like the whole first period
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 36: to go next two periods and I'm losing, you know,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 36: I gotta take it down first, which like never really
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 36: happens to me. So I was kind of like, so,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 36: I'm like all confused. I'm like, what's going on, Like
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 36: what just happened? And my coach is like in my
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 36: face and I'm trying to tell him, like, hey, I
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 36: tore my a cl and he grasps me. He's like
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 36: he's like wake up, and I'm like okay, and I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 36: just remember going back to the middle and keep wrestling.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 36: And I never told him that I tore my a cl.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 36: So I end up I end up winning the match
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 36: twenty one to two.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: The dude due was up on you two zip or
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: two one?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 36: Yeah, two zero, and then I end like so I
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 36: scored twenty one straight points and off the mat, I'm
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 36: like just trying to tell them about knee and they're like,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 36: awesome match you goodness, get read for Nationals. And I'm
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 36: like Tom, Tom, I'm like, I tore my aco. He's
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 36: like your other D. I'm like, yes, my other D.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 8: He's like, what we make those kicks if we make
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 8: those field goals and that extra point because you got
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 8: to remember, the extra point got taken back to the
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: house for an.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Extra two points.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: That was a three point swing right there on an
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: extra point after putting up a good tuddy. We make
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 8: those kicks and that extra point, we're winning the game.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: Like we're beating number three Oklahoma. We're storming the field
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: because the rivalry is now. The rivalry's back. And don't
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: you remember back earlier in the off season, Oklahoma was
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: trying to back out of the game against Nebraska. They
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: weren't trying to play the boys. The boys like, no, no,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 8: we got to keep this game alive. We got we're
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: playing these guys. So Oklahoma tried backing out. They played
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 8: the game. They get lucky they beat us because we
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 8: beat ourselves in the first drive too out of you
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: mind you we had to settle for a field goal.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: Fortunately we made that one, but we had five penalties.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: For penalties in the first drive.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: We don't get those penalties, We're probably gonna score a
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: touchdown and put the game even more out of reach.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: We should have been up like sixteen seven at a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: half time, and then you probably run away with it
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 8: thirty four fourteen.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Now Taylor comes back. We get a little Nebraska Michigan.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Actually the start of the Nebraska Michigan rivalry in episode
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: one eighteen, I.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Bet you if we made a Michigan one, just like that,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: it would sell out with Michigan fans are crazy in
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: a good way. I understand thousand dollars.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: I bet you ten thousand dollars at Michigan we get
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: we sell more Nebraska stuff than we do Michigan ten
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 8: thousand dollars one percent. Nebraska fans would crush Michigan than you.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 37: Really faint Nebraska fans would crush Michigan fans. You tweet
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 37: more than me, though, I'm just saying, tread lightly. Nebraska
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 37: fan base is different, bro, bro for real different. I
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 37: know you guys are different, but we're different different.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh you gets it, Okay, We're different different different. We
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: Michigan fans fuck, they get after it.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 8: I'm just saying, like, at the end of the day,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 8: the actual winner, it's going to be Nebraska fans.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Y'all pitch ten thousand dollars. You guys beat Michigan State.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: No, we lost. We should have won.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: We should have beat Michigan State. So what are you
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: fucking talking about?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Look?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 8: Look, look, if oh, here here we go special teams
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: wasn't a phase, we'd be five and oh.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: We'd be we sound like boss on Twitter? What are
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: you talking about can I finish? You're just talking different.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 8: We'd be a five and oh ball club and we'd
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 8: be top fifteen, and like that's facts. If we didn't
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 8: have special teams, we've beat ourselves.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: When we scored more points in the Cardinals, we'd be
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: three and oh.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 8: It's not the same. But like, look against Michigan State.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: They had one first down in the second half in
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: a total like thirty six yards. Okay, so we should
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: were easily win that game if they don't run some
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: trickery punt return.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Our favorite month of the year is the next clip
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: the first week of Spootober, episode one, nineteen and.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: You left, but I what the men tell us about fourteen?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: You talk about embarrassing growing up, sleeping over at Buddy's
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: house and you're literally taking a risk because you want
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: to hang out the boys so badly, and you're like, yeah,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: I'll ask my own and then when my mom says yes,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 8: I'm like, let's hope tonight's not one of those nights.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 8: I mean I would wake up, dude and piss all
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 8: around me, literally blame the friend of mine. I can't
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 8: even remember the story, but I remember blaming friends, like damn,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 8: my man pissed the bed. My man fucking pissed the
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 8: bed and beat on me.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 8: The last time I pissed the bed, I pissed the
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 8: bed once in college when my girlfriend was in the bed.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: I don't count that one though. I also pissed the
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: bed in college my freshman year in the dorms. And
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 8: mind you, I didn't.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Pissed the bed that senior or that freshman year of college.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: What am I eighteen?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 8: Probably four years I pissed the bed, bro And I
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 8: wake up and I'm in the middle of.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: The night, like what in the fuck?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Like what is wrong with me?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 8: When are you gonna get back out there and help
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 8: this team? I tried from the I tried from the
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 8: ac of my own couch, Dude. I try my damnedest
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 8: through some Twitter fingers and a nice pumpkin spice Slotte
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 8: with the beings pectober these day. But I'm trying my
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 8: damnedest to get the boys back on top, whatever juice
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 8: I can give them, whatever little subtle texts I can
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: throw here and there, like that's my role right now.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: Other than that, I'm a podcast. I don't know shit
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: other than working my dick off to get these boys
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 8: back on top. That's all I know right now.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: This next clip, the bus went to Nebraska on its
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: first ever roadship road trip before the Nebraska Michigan game,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: and we brought on Nebraska head coach Scott Frost and
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Nebraska athletic director trev Alberts.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 8: You never get into it. Nineteen ninety seven, Nebraska Michigan.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 8: Who wins?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: And why is it Nebraska?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 38: You already answered it. I've played with a lot of
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 38: Michigan guys over time, run into a lot of them.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 38: Brian Griese was my teammate in Tampa. They think they
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 38: would have won. We know we would have won. We'll
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 38: never answer it. It's a shame back then you didn't
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 38: get to play that game. But I've said this, and
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 38: I'll say this, this is political and democratic. Back in
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 38: that era, when two teams run defeated, they deserve to
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 38: both national champions. They had an unbelievable season. We had
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 38: an unbelievable season. I'm glad we split it. I think
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 38: that was the right thing.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: Come on, now, you think that was the right You're
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 8: glad to be day.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 31: Away from the game.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 8: Man, I knew my fan base was gonna rock and
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 8: buy these shirts more than your fan base was gonna
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: rock and buy those shirts.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you live on social media and that's that's
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: not what you've done.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 19: It.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 8: Well, you have a mannequin dressed up as Taylorwan, you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 8: have like statues around Michigan you're a first rounder.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, Taylor Wan went to Michigan.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: Will I didn't have none of that, and all I
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: gotta say say, boys, can we go buy a shirt?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 8: And the whole fan base ready to rock and die
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: for the ball.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: I was on the phone with Will for thirty minutes
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: yesterday and he was just blowing himself with how he
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: went to Nebraska and people were fucking loving him.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: That is such a lie.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: He was a four time All Americans for triple time
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: first round. He cheated.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: That was on your mouth.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Here's the deal.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: He goes, hey, how does it feel, dude? He goes,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: it looks like you were a four time American ten year.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Old and he goes and he goes, and he goes, yeah.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 8: I was kind of like that, that's what your fucking said.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: But that is so crazy that you're that rattle right
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: now because your fan base didn't have your back the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: way my fan base has.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: My back Listen the Wolverines stroking themselves into a bye
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: week feeling great.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: I'm all in, what do you guys range right now?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Eight in the country?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Why do you ask? Top ten?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I know, I know what he is. We're the
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: best three exactly, We're the best three and fourteen in
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: the country.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: That's what the fuck we are Without special teams, you
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: guys be the best team in the country. Yeah, and
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: we we.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: It's hard when you're playing Michigan in the fucking referees.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 7: What do you mean?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Did you not catch what was that before two minutes
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: when they called it back, touchdown, called it back, touchdown,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: called it back and then at DPI, are you.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Talking about the reviews? You guys obviously didn't.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Anymore, and then obviously they were gonna do shit in
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: the fans, which Nebraska has phenomenal fans. I think we
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: saw it. I think I think it was amazing to
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: see them get as loud as they were, but to
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: see them fucking cheering the rescue. We can't let these
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: people down. This is literally all they have.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: You saw the.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 8: Reviews, bro, and that DP I called before halftime don't
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: you guys that ghost call on Jojo Doman when your
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 8: receiver just stopped right in front of him and the
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 8: ball wasn't catchable. Guess what.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: The trip was so successful. The boys then had to
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: bring the bus down to Tennessee and meet up with
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Big Cat and Brandon Walker Funny.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: Top five funniest guys at barstool. Oh geez, because.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: You're just trying to say White Sox save. He's like
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 8: one of the funniest, all right, p f T and
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: Dave one and two? Right, yeah, one and two. Well,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna do that. You need one.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think Dave is.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 39: I think Dave still like when Dave's on his fastball,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 39: I think, and that's not me sucking up.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 8: I just think that's the truth.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to two Dave one.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: Nick and KB is combined.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: It's a combined person.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 7: Ron.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: I hate letting you have Nick and KB. They are combined.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: They literally combined, their combined entity.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 19: Nick and KB is at the top for me. They're
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 19: the funniest guys are Nick to Raney is the funniest human.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Being of a He's very very funny. I think Ron.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 19: He didn't mention one that I I I just love
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 19: doing stuff with Kate is very funny. I love Kate
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 19: and I think largest tremendously funny as well. We have.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: Top four. Who's your five?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 19: I can't take the sunlight.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: U rays give me a migraine, headache.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: It's fine, but it's a full blown ginger.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: We would h ginger at all.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, being blind, you're considered like a day walker.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think you are.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: You are, You're in albino.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 19: I'm a different subset of human being than the ginger.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, DayWalker.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 39: So we went to Clemson, Texas A and m two
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 39: years ago, beautiful day probably actually exactly like it was
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 39: a little cool.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 19: And that.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 39: We said in the sweet so we're out of the heat.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 39: And afterwards he started puking because it was just too hot.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 39: That's what happened to.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 19: Yeah, Notre Dame. Notre Dame, Wisconsin, two weeks ago. Yeah,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 19: seventy degrees. The sunlight gives me a migraine and I
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 19: was down for a day and a half.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: So this is man's from Mississippi and the sun sun.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: Like, I have this bus in a wheelchair.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Would you make fun of them for not being able
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: to walk?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 28: On the bus.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 39: Well, it depends on where they came from. Like the
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 39: number one walking community in the world, it would be ironic.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Next, Will and Jelly in episode went to.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: A corn maze and Lincoln, Nebraska.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 40: Oh yeah, God, I bet they got the best corn mazes.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 40: Oh yeah, it's like their whole ship. Yeah corn yeah,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 40: he last about the funniest stuff.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 8: I'm not saying that this is you. This That's why
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 8: I just say be careful. But if you don't get
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 8: those awards, what does that mean to you? To some people,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 8: it could mean failure.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 24: Oh yeah, And I don't worry about that. And I'll
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 24: tell you why. I fear nothing because I have and
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 24: where men are afraid to go. You cannot scare me
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 24: with going back somewhere I've already been. Not only am
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 24: I familiar with rock Bottom, I was a fucking tour
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 24: guide down there. I could show you around.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 8: I love that.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 24: I sat on that motherfucker Indian style most of my life,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 24: So I moved fearlessly in music, brother or not, anything
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 24: works for me or not, because you can never scare
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 24: me with sending me back where I've been ever, I'm
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 24: not afraid of that. I'm not afraid to lose everything today.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 24: I've already exceeded every expectation in life. I've already done
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 24: everything they said I couldn't do. At this point, I'm
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 24: just trying to put some whipped cream on what's already
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 24: been the best brownie on earth.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Fresh off of Will watching Ted Lasso, we had to
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: bring on the MLS guys Walkers Zimmerman and CJ. Sepong
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: from Nashville, SC.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 41: I was like working out at the YMCA local YMCA
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 41: back home Snubble, Georgia, Lawrenceville, Georgia, and I was on
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 41: the bike. I was doing like little triathlon type training
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 41: for myself just to stay like really fit.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I was on the last thing.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 41: I was on the bike and I was like basically
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 41: just doing some positive self talk, you know, like like drying.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 41: I'm like, I don't even want to just be a
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 41: part of the national team or the U twenty national team.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 41: I want to be on the full national team. And
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 41: I was like, I want to be on the full
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 41: national I want to be the captain of the full
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 41: national team. Like and remember like that moment of saying
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 41: like that is that's the standard that I want to
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 41: set for myself. It's like not just being there or
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 41: being a part of it, but like being a key player,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 41: being a captain, and so like when I was the
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 41: captain of that game, it was it really was like
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 41: full circle. I went right back to that place and
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 41: was like, man, all of the hard work, all of
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 41: that suffering, Like that's how you get to accomplish these
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 41: kinds of dreams.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: And I Twitter, there's a there's still bombs going off
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: on this phone right now.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: It's on fire.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Oh it's on fire, and I just listen. It's not
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: even on right now. I haven't read one comment because
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: these people are burning my house down, my Twitter house down,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: and I'm sleeping easy baby.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 8: I hated it, but I also respected it because it
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: was a good move on your part. But you're saying
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 8: I deserve whatever I'm about to get. Yeah, instead of
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 8: like leaning in and playing in with more people, which
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 8: I enjoyed doing more, Taylor just ended up said, Hey,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 8: I did this, I deserve whatever, go ahead and give
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 8: it to me. Well we're on the plane, and I'm like, man,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 8: fuck bro, go back and forth with some people a
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 8: little bit, no blame some people.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 7: I love it. I loved it.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: Dude, and people are like, you know, I don't read.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 19: It, but.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Arguably one of the most anticipated podcasts. There was a
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: lot of controversy. This is episode one with Roan and Sass.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: I broke my arm on the first day of school.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: I had a lunch box that was more of a
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: more of a purse lunchbox, not actually, but it had
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: like a long goddamn it had everywhere you say it.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: He had like a long strap.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 42: He broke his arm on a lunchbox that was a purse. Well,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 42: I didn't know how else to describe it. It was
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 42: a lunchbox, but the strap was long, long strap.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it was for.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 42: I would carry it and I would fling it around
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 42: the entire time. It was like my first day and
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 42: I saw one kid that I recognized from like my homeroom,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 42: and I was like, where's the French where's French clap?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 42: And he's like, oh, it's over here, And for some
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 42: reason he was sprinting. I don't even remember. I think
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 42: he was just like one of those kids who just
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 42: like runs to class his arms behind. Yeah, So I
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 42: followed him and I tripped. You started running behind it,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 42: I tripped over the lunch box strap and I like
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 42: catapulted in the air and I landed on my arm.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 7: Did you cry?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 42: No, be real, I swear to god, I didn't cry.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 42: It was my first day and there's like a hundred
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 42: people surrounding me, and they're like, go get the nurse.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 42: Knowing the kids in my town and like their parents
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 42: and stuff that I'm probably like the enemy of the town.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 42: You don't know that he's putting a disgrace to the
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 42: name of this town.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 28: What have you even done that? Nothing, that's crazy. So
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 28: you're just this is just something bottom What do you
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 28: Why do you feel like it's that way? You want
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 28: to lie down on the couch?
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not at all.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: Now there's a lot of the people from my town
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: are like really crazy.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could just be making this stuff up now.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: No, it's like a known thing between me and like
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: the normal people. Crazy.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 8: How you wouldn't want to go back because you get
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 8: clowned by your boys, your normal people friends that you're
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 8: thinking of.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: No, my boys, boys are my boys?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: Please?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing one of my boys after this.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 28: But they were like the goth kids that sat underneath
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 28: the bleachers and like football's game.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: This next clips from episode one twenty five. But Darius
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Rocker and Will went toes on some football things. Just
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: take a listen.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: You're not gonna go toe to toe on the SEC schedule?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 7: Are you kidding? Here?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: We go SEC schedule? Can you guys beat Vanderbilt?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, but y'all kid, yes we could. You could bring
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: up the schedules.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: I would take Vanderbilt. You name it right now.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 8: You're just talking out of your ass right now, Darius,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 8: I was gonna play wagon wheel after this on the
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: way to the golf course.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: I ain't playing it no more.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 7: Man, No, who you got to.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: Be by Kentucky? They're not even that nice? What they're not?
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: You guys lost to South Carolina Jack Tennessee. Is this
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: the right skin?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: That's old?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: You have me fired up for?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 30: Yeah?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: We beat them last year.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: They cheated this year exactly. You sound like me.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 8: We had a podcast We played Oklahoma, Michigan State, Michigan,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 8: Ohio State, all top ten teams collective.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: We lost to them one hundred and eight was it
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: ninety two? Your team's got three wins and you're trying
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: to Yeah, Darius.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 8: And Will go toes on South Carolina Nebraska because you
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 8: imagine Tiger just taking six grand from him, like I
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 8: beat you, man, Yeah, have you ever beat him?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 7: You know no, I've never beat him. This is how
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 7: great he is.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 30: Okay, We're playing one day and he's beat me and
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 30: we're on eighteen and I tell him, all right, man,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 30: if you win this, I'll give you three times. But
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 30: if I win, you gotta pay me half, all right.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 30: And so we go we hit our drives. I hit
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 30: my ball about eight feet and he hits it and
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 30: he short sizes himself into the trap and he short sided.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 30: I mean, the pin's right there. He's in the trap
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 30: in the front of the green and he goes up
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 30: there and I'm like, you know, I'm like, fucking make
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 30: this punt. I'm getting this is I'm.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: About to talk.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 30: And he got up on that looked at that hit it.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 30: It took one hop and winning and he looked at
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 30: me and said, I told You're never gonna fucking beat me.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: That is fucking crazy, bro.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: It just looks man.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: This next episode is from just a week after Michael
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: Taylor went to Absolute War with Justin Gaechie, and he
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: shares a little bit about what that what that was
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: like inside that fight, I.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 10: Didn't know I got dropped with the upper cut. I
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 10: didn't know I was on my back. I didn't know
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 10: he came down hit me with something that's so crazy.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 10: I'm like on my knees trying to like protect myself,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 10: still throwing punches while he's trying to finish me.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: And then I dive in and I get it on
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: a leg. Thank god.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 10: He like hits me a couple of times in the
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 10: back of the head, you know, not on purpose, It's
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 10: just it's one of those things where the head is there,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 10: you throw. You're just gonna throw until the reftels you
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 10: stop throwing. And I remember being on a leg, like
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 10: how did I get here? And I like looked around.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 10: I was like, I don't remember how this happened, So
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 10: he must have dropped me.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: But in my mind, I wish I would have thought.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 10: Let me think about his body language and how he's
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 10: reacting right now, because gaechee, I think threw so much
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 10: into that uppercut, then the one shot, and then there's
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 10: ten shots after that trying to finish me. And there's
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 10: nothing more demoralizing than when you get close to finishing
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 10: a guy. You can't you look him in the eyes
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 10: and you're like, dang, dude, Like I can't finish this guy.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: He's not going away.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Leave a comment like subscribe, subscribe, unsubscribe, you know all
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: the fun things that will and Taylor say, do that
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: for us. Next one, Episode one, twenty seven with Josh Wolf.
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  Speaker 26: A couple of weeks ago in Dallas, I had a
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 26: dude show up and kilt in the front row and
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 26: I was like, why are you wearing a kilt?
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 31: Man?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: And he goes, I wrestle in East Texas.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 26: I do like and he had red hair and a
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 26: red beard, and I go oh, and he goes, you know,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 26: I do the whole iris thing, like well that's fun.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 26: I go, did you wrestle today? And he goes, no,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 26: why are you wearing the kilt? And he started to
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 26: shake his hips like this, what are you doing? He
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 26: goes Things get sticky in Dallas. I just like to
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 26: keep him loose and I was like, oh, he's in
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 26: the front row.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 5: I go, but are you wearing underwear?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: And he said, I'll tell you what I tell everybody else.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: You got to lift it up to find out.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't like where this is going, and.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 8: I said, I want to tell you something, you're challenging
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 8: the wrong guy.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, here we go.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 26: I would are you telling me you're gonna let me
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 26: lift up your kilt? And he said yeah, And I go,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 26: and there's going to might be human dick under there,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 26: and he said, that's right, Like I'm in. I dropped
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 26: right to my knees.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 7: Son.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: He then he leaned back and he goes, do you
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: have to do that from your knees?
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 8: And I was like yeah, So I reached down and
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 8: I grabbed the kilt.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: I lifted up the kilt.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 8: I'm saying some stuff could have been worse, Like Whyatt,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: the youngest white was six years younger than us, and
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 8: Cody and I were like eighteen months apart.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: So we're like a year apart. But uh, Wyatt would.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 8: Come in with like a Sydney cup and stuff, and
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 8: Cody and I would just essentially bully him out all
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 8: the time. He blames us for the reason he quit
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 8: skateboarding because he wanted to like skateboarding, and we like
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 8: made fun.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: Of him for being a skateboarder and reading and reading,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: bro I know, brutal.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 43: Wait wait a second, you teach you tease them out
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 43: of reading? Yeah, We're like, you know why you reading there?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 43: Yeahlive man, I know, I'm me telling the story. I
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 43: feel so bad, bro, because we literally did that. What's
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 43: his name, Wyatt Why. It's like I never learned to
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 43: read because of you guys.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: Next, we got another Husker Husker legend current NFL running
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: back in episode one eight, a Mere Abdullah.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 33: I actually had a really really crazy draft day. I
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 33: was in back in Birmingham, Alabama with my family and
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 33: the second round starts. Arizona Cardinals called me and they're like,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 33: stay on the phone when it's the whole draft. We're
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 33: gonna pick you. But we have like the I think
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 33: they had like the eighteenth pick in the second second round,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 33: and I'm on the phone with Bruce Arians and me
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 33: and Bruce Arians have history because he used to host
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 33: this camp at Hoover High School. I got MVP at
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 33: that at that camp and jokingly he was like, man,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 33: you're gonna play in the league one day. Ironically, years
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 33: later he's calling me trying to draft me. So he's like, dude,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 33: I told you, you know, we're just joking about that.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 33: I'm like, man, this is you can't write this stuff.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 33: So it's the pick right before Arizona Detroit's one o'clock
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 33: and I just hear my mom saying, Amyrea, come inside
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 33: because I went outside because I was kind of stressed out.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 33: T Z Yodman had got picked all the draft board
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 33: said I was supposed to go before Tea Yoda right,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 33: So I was like, oh, no, I don't know what's
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 33: gonna happen. The pick is in and Detroit had just
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 33: picked me. Didn't even call me. So I had to
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 33: tell Bruce Arians on the phone, like, yo, I just
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 33: got drafted by the Detroit Lions.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: To wrap up season three, this is episode one with
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: Brian Peters, and so.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 18: My agent like nobody's saying anything, so he sends me
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 18: out for the summer to Arena football the Iowa Barnstormers,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 18: where Kurt Warner played shut.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: Out the Iowa bars storm Yeah.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 18: So my agen goes go out there, like play for
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 18: a few weeks, stay in shape in case the NFL calls.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 18: And I was like all right, bet, and I get there,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 18: I already think I'm on the team, and it's a
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 18: thirteen man tryout for two spots for like to end
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 18: out the season.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, well, let's.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 8: Right end out the season of an arena football team.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 18: Yep, I ended up making the team and one other
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 18: kid so out there getting paid three hundred bucks a
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  Speaker 18: week before Texas. Some of the most fun football I've
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  Speaker 18: ever played in my life though, so just because it's
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  Speaker 7: Dude.
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  Speaker 18: I was playing this jack linebacker position where I start
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  Speaker 18: on what like the short side of the field, and
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  Speaker 18: my only job is that you check run and then
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  Speaker 18: you run horizontal and hit anybody of any other other
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  Speaker 18: you're launching dudes over the wall. There's people pouring beer
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