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Stephen Hawking And The Epstein Documents · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  So the Epstein documents are out, and there's one name in there that I
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  just find very surprising, Stephen Hawking. Cuz, like, how does that
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  even work? And of course the internet's going crazy about this, and we'll
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  get to that in a minute, but first let's find out what the unsealed
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  Jeffrey Epstein documents say and don't say about Stephen Hawking. Says there's been a
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  lot of chatter about Stephen Hawking's name appearing in the newly unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents,
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  but has the renowned physicist actually been accused of anything not, according to
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  the documents released so far, It says, the most surprising time Hawking's name
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  comes up is in an email Epstein sent to Gislaine Maxwell in twenty fifteen.
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  In the typo written email, Epstein tells Maxwell to offer to pay anyone for
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  information disproving a proposed allegation from Epstein accuser Virginia Geoffrey that Stephen Hawking was part
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  of an underage orgy. Quote. You can issue a reward to any of
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  Virginia's friends and acquaintance's family that come forward and help prove her allegations are false.
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  Epstein writes in an email with a clear disregard for proper grammar. Yeah,
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  we get that quote. The strongest is the Clinton dinner and the new
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  version in the Virgin Islands that Stephen Hawking participated in an underage orgy. Yeah,
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  this is pretty poorly written. It looks like Stephen Hawking himself wrote it
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  with his nose. And it says here that Hawking did once visit Epstein's private
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  Caribbean island for a conference in two thousand and six, months before the financier
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  was first charged with the offenses. The Independent reported Hawking even got a ride
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  on a specially customized submarine. But that's a far cry from an orgy.
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  Well, it'd probably be hard to fit everybody in with that wheelchair. Let's
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  see, Hawking and other theoretical physicists were attending a conference on gravity on a
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  nearby island, a gathering that Epstein bankrolled. The Outlet reported, So,
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  I mean this email that Epstein sent offering for information disproving that Stephen Hawking was
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  part of an underage orgy is weird. But I still just have a hard
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  time buying that Stephen Hawking, who can't move, was a part of all
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  these horrible like I'm just I'm sorry, I just don't buy it. I
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  mean Clinton, sure, I mean, if there wasn't already an Epstein island,
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  Clinton would have bought one himself. But Stephen Hawking and like Orgies,
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  I just he'd probably die like thirty seconds in, and you see that he
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  was on another island with other physicists. So it seems likely to me that
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  probably Epstein would have days where they weren't doing any of that stuff, you
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  know what I'm talking about, And probably that's when he would have like Stephen
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  Hawking over and like mister Rogers and the Pope, and then the girls would
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  all be locked in the house with Bill Clinton. Oh, hold on,
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  we've got breaking news right now. It's a statement from Hillary Clinton. It
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  says Bill was only on the island to collect a drino chrome for Joe Biden.
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  So I guess that settles that. But before we let Stephen Hawking off
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  the hook, what's this? This is purportedly an interview from the documents.
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  Question, Hold on one sec Wait, are you telling me that Stephen Hawking
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  frequented the island for pleasure? Answer? Yes, Jeffrey loved to have intellectuals
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  visit the island so we could reward them for their hard work for humanity and
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  for other darker reasons. Question did Jeffrey ever talk to you about Stephen Hawking's
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  proclivities? Answer? Yes, I liked watching undressed midgets solve complex equations on
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  a too high up chalkboard. Now, obviously this isn't real, but it's
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  hilarious. Here we have Stephen Hawking rolling up to Jeffrey Epstein's island. It
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  would be just like that here, Jeffrey Epstein, Can you come tonight,
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  Stephen Hawking? I can't. I'm doing very important research on black hole radiation
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  Epstein. We got midgets, though, Hawking, so I guess to finish
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  this off. I'm not willing to condemn the memory of Stephen Hawking quite yet,
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  not until I hear testimony from the midgets. Anyway, That's all I
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  gotta say about that. Please subscribe, like and share Shark really helps me
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  out. I thank you for that. I will see you next time.