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Beard Laws Episode 45 - Interview With Nathan Kessel · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: You are live. We're live. Look at that. We press
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  Speaker 1: the live button and now we're live. Beard Laws Episode
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  Speaker 1: forty five interview with Nathan Kessel. Look at that thing,
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  Speaker 1: says milk. Logan can't read someone a redeformed says milk.
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  Speaker 1: And Nathan's getting sprayed in the face by some rotten milk.
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  Speaker 1: And there's rubber bands everywhere, and then there's Beard Law's
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  Speaker 1: logo and there's there's a special guest besides Nathan that
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna that we're gonna show and uh, just let
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  Speaker 1: me know when you guys are ready. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: I think everybody's ready. Man, We're ready. What's up everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, this is Beard Laws episode number forty five,
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  Speaker 1: the forty fifth time that some of you have came back,
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  Speaker 1: or the first time that some of you have been here.
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  Speaker 1: And look at that. There's so many amazing people. But
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  Speaker 1: more amazingly, let's say, look at what do you.
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  Speaker 2: Have over there?
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  Speaker 1: Are you're in a sanctuary?
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  Speaker 2: H it's just a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh wait, stopping the comments so they can see the baby.
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  Speaker 1: Hold that it's a baby. Congratulations to you.
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  Speaker 3: There it is.
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  Speaker 1: Look cute old baby. Congratulations. Can we get some congratulations
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  Speaker 1: in the chat. That's why everybody's really here.
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  Speaker 2: That's the only reason people are here.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that beautiful, beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: Zooming on her face and hunts just her face.
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  Speaker 1: So so for everybody that doesn't know, what is your
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  Speaker 1: daughter's name?
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  Speaker 2: My daughter's hold on?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on, hold better, hold on. I hope you not
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  Speaker 5: name your daughter. Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Not that there's anything wrong with daughter's name accepted.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I'm learning how to do this with one hand.
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  Speaker 1: Her.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter's name is Viola.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful, so many, so much love in the chat, and
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  Speaker 1: she she's one lucky girl that have such an amazing
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  Speaker 1: set of parents.
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  Speaker 2: No, no baby fever, No bring me that baby.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna be none of that. There's gonna be none
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  Speaker 1: of that. All right, So we're gonna hit you guys
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  Speaker 1: with the quick little intro, hit you guys with Beard
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  Speaker 1: Law forty five. We're gonna get into this amazing episode.
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  Speaker 1: Like we said earlier in Nathan Kessel's backstage logan, you
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  Speaker 1: took care of the backstage stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what was his name? Oh no,
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  Speaker 5: sorry her, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Nathan's backstage all right, The food, the milk is
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  Speaker 1: not rotten. I hope that's okay. And we decided to
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  Speaker 1: take all the rubber bands away from We didn't want
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  Speaker 1: any explosions.
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  Speaker 2: Live on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, liabilities between the liabilities and the amount of insurance
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  Speaker 1: that we don't have.
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  Speaker 5: But I believe it's a law.
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  Speaker 6: You can't actually show someone getting water boarded with barbecue sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. We'll talk about that a little. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so the guys, let's hit you guys with
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  Speaker 1: the intro.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be right back to.
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  Speaker 1: Beard Law number forty five. Don't grow a beard for
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  Speaker 1: everyone else, grow it only for you. Welcome back Beard Laws,
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  Speaker 1: Episode forty five. I'm gonna say it forty five more times.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. That's the last one. Obviously. I'm mad
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  Speaker 1: from Beard Laws. Here for the forty fifth time. This
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  Speaker 1: guy over here, what's your name?
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  Speaker 2: Uh yes, Logan, it's Logan.
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  Speaker 1: He's back for around the forty fifth time, and uh back,
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  Speaker 1: he's live in this studio. And this guy, well everybody
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  Speaker 1: knows this guy, but they also know this new girl.
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  Speaker 1: It is the newest dad and it's the first time
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  Speaker 1: we've ever had a baby on the show.
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  Speaker 5: In fact.
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  Speaker 1: So, I mean, she's gonna look back in the you know,
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  Speaker 1: many many years and be like, I remember my YouTube
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  Speaker 1: debut on the Beard Laws Show, back when they were
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of beard and nobody's.
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  Speaker 5: This is memorable for her. It's gonna be her. He
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  Speaker 5: is your biggest memory of the day.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know she brought head, sure, probably a lot
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  Speaker 1: of good poops.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely definitely not Ethan. Yeah, somebody said you
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  Speaker 1: should make her a duck hat. You think he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: thought of that. I don't know he thought of that, right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, she's got a duck already.
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  Speaker 1: Probably it doesn't fit her yet though, virtual hugs elbow cops. So,
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  Speaker 1: like we said, we have Nathan Kessel backstage enjoying fresh milk.
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  Speaker 1: No rubber bands because of liability. And as you can see,
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  Speaker 1: Logan's over here chilling at his unnamed desk. If anybody
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  Speaker 1: wants to have Logan's desk named after them, just let
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  Speaker 1: us know. We'll put some fancy stuff behind there. As
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  Speaker 1: you can see, there's a Pirates and the Dano's seasoning
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  Speaker 1: hat and uh, that's that's placement there on purpose. But
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  Speaker 1: anything else you want, well, we'll do that. And if
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  Speaker 1: you guys have any sports related questions, technically it's a
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  Speaker 1: sports desk, and then COVID happened and there wasn't sports,
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  Speaker 1: but there's still a little bit of hockey, a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of baseball. If you want to go fix your screen. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you guys want to know a score update, put
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  Speaker 1: it in the chat. He'll see it, and he'll he'll
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and let you guys know the score on
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  Speaker 1: the chat. And uh and obviously Iron Sanctuary and his
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  Speaker 1: beautiful daughter sitting in the Beard Claus studio virtually, so
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  Speaker 1: if you guys haven't checked out beard law dot com,
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  Speaker 1: check it out. There's on some amazing products. You got
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  Speaker 1: some Baby Sanctuary merchandise. Now that she is here, you
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  Speaker 1: guys can feel maybe a little bit better of seeing
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  Speaker 1: the trio on some amazing merchandise and help out an
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  Speaker 1: amazing family as well as some Beard Law stuff. There's
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  Speaker 1: even some shirts they say shout out Squeaks Beard, So
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  Speaker 1: shout out Squeaks Beard and all sorts of other amazing
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  Speaker 1: content creators and some we have some net gators, we
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  Speaker 1: have some mass all sorts of cool stuff. Check it out,
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  Speaker 1: or if you just want to know what beard laws are.
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  Speaker 1: Like the beard laws tab you can you can educate yourself.
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  Speaker 1: So and let's see. So the guests tonight obviously is Nathan.
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  Speaker 1: And if you guys already I said we'll bring.
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  Speaker 3: Them in, we might as well.
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  Speaker 5: People don't want to hear us talk.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know really few people that probably want to
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  Speaker 1: hear ust to have at least Okay, let's end. I'm
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  Speaker 1: with the with the uh with the little. As mentioned earlier,
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  Speaker 1: tonight's guest is Nathan Kessel. He's he needs really no introduction,
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  Speaker 1: but I have an introduction for him because that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of what we do. He is a man who started
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  Speaker 1: out TikTok throwing things into coffee cups, promising to do
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  Speaker 1: crazy things if it goes in. One went in and
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  Speaker 1: somebody said that they're gonna be able to uh put
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  Speaker 1: a tattoo on their body. Not sure if it happened,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to We're gonna have to update that
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  Speaker 1: here in a little bit. Also, one went in and
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  Speaker 1: said that he's gonna be famous and he's starting to
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  Speaker 1: get there. A man that can speak every single language,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's out there. A man who puts
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  Speaker 1: a ton of rubber bands on things and then gets
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  Speaker 1: covered as if he was in a Bukacki video. A
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  Speaker 1: man that has a voice that has traveled the world
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  Speaker 1: and people thought he was a truck driver driving across
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  Speaker 1: the world and not this beautiful opera singing man. A
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  Speaker 1: man who buried himself alive for the TikTok and couldn't
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  Speaker 1: even itch his own nose or drink his corona. A
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  Speaker 1: man who got into a garbage can full of coke
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  Speaker 1: and dropped mentos and smashed his phone. It was a
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  Speaker 1: great day for hey. A man who will stick his
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  Speaker 1: foot in the toilet just for views and to teach
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  Speaker 1: family members how to actually go viral on Facebook. A
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  Speaker 1: man who loves creating phone cases and testing them out.
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  Speaker 1: A man who loves SpongeBob so much even he got
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  Speaker 1: a pineapple tattoo. Maybe even a SpongeBob wanted to match it.
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  Speaker 1: A man who wasn't afraid to slap on a banana
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  Speaker 1: suit and drive through all the drive throughs asking if
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  Speaker 1: they have bananas. A man who will do almost anything
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  Speaker 1: for one hundred dollars, like maybe stand in a nasty
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  Speaker 1: pool that he can't get out of. A man who's
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  Speaker 1: gonna eat taco bell all day or day, even if
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  Speaker 1: he could, Oh, I lost it, sorry, even if he could,
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  Speaker 1: even in a super hot quarantine ball. Yeah, he ate
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  Speaker 1: taco bell and a hot quarantine ball. A man who
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  Speaker 1: shaved his beard and instantly heard about his mistake from me.
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  Speaker 1: A man who has the harriest chest I've ever seen,
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  Speaker 1: and I have one of the harriest chests I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: A man that I'm called proud to call my beard,
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  Speaker 1: a brother, the one, the only guess.
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  Speaker 3: Up, I gotta say, it's an honor to be here
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  Speaker 3: among some of the most famous beards on the Internet.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like mine is just a baby compared to
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  Speaker 3: y'all's legends over here. Yeah, but rumor has it that
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  Speaker 3: you just shaved before the show and it's already back.
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  Speaker 3: So I think I think I've heard that you have
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  Speaker 3: one of the fastest growing beards in all of Texans.
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  Speaker 3: It's mostly my arm here. I can save this thing.
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  Speaker 3: It'll grow back like that, prove it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Maybe maybe for the after show, what
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  Speaker 1: we'll do this.
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  Speaker 3: Hold my banana.
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  Speaker 1: So, first off, congratulations on around like seven hundred thousand followers,
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  Speaker 1: on TikTok. It's quite the accomplishment. You're going to be
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  Speaker 1: approaching that million, and it's very well deserved. Pretty wild ride.
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  Speaker 3: It's been absolutely insane. So many different paths, so many
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  Speaker 3: different kinds of content that got me here. I feel
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  Speaker 3: like people know me for so many different things, like
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  Speaker 3: whether it's the explosions are now by Ethan in those
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  Speaker 3: Karen videos or whatever it might be. So it's been
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  Speaker 3: a wild ride.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has. So one question I like to ask
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  Speaker 1: every guest, and I know it's the cliche answer or
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  Speaker 1: the question, but so many people have different responses and
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  Speaker 1: they have, you know, different different reasons why they did it.
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  Speaker 1: But what got you into TikTok?
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  Speaker 3: So what got means that TikTok was So I'm an
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  Speaker 3: opera singer, right, and it was really the pandemic, and
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  Speaker 3: because of the pandemic, all my contracts were canceled. I
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  Speaker 3: was supposed to make my debut in Mexico this summer
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  Speaker 3: and I was supposed to perform DC but something no
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  Speaker 3: matter where I am in the world, and I've lived
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  Speaker 3: in Italy, all over the States, everywhere, is I do
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  Speaker 3: community service and I feed the homeless and as a
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  Speaker 3: result of the pandemic. I couldn't leave my house. I've
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  Speaker 3: I've been quarantining this entire time since March, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And so on March first and second, I kind of
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  Speaker 3: took my time to sulk and be sad, and then
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  Speaker 3: I realized, Fuck, if I'm sad, the rest of the
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  Speaker 3: world must be really fucked up, because I'm never sad,
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  Speaker 3: you know. So on March third, I just found TikTok
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  Speaker 3: and I just said, maybe I can make people smile
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  Speaker 3: forget about the world for a while, and that's what
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  Speaker 3: got me started.
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  Speaker 1: And you absolutely nailed doing that. Some smile for me
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  Speaker 1: watching watching the videos of the kernel, it's not much
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  Speaker 1: of a smile. It's like me trying to hold back vomit.
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  Speaker 5: But that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: So do you remember one of the first people that
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  Speaker 1: when you did join TikTok, that you followed, because they
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  Speaker 1: say you always remember your first.
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  Speaker 3: I was following back the people who followed me, and
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  Speaker 3: I do remember them exactly, and I actually still keep
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  Speaker 3: in touch with all of them. Some of them are
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  Speaker 3: like just going into college now. Some of them are
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  Speaker 3: like still just like working and like dealing with the pandemic.
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  Speaker 3: But those were the first people that I started following.
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  Speaker 3: Where the people who start following me and this will
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  Speaker 3: pop into my live streams and I love being able
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  Speaker 3: to keep in touch with them and they always freak
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  Speaker 3: out because they remember, you know, when I did my
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  Speaker 3: first live stream, they were like three people in there.
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  Speaker 3: There's this person there handle is hete I like choot
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  Speaker 3: choo trains right, and that was like they changed the
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  Speaker 3: name because I'd always be like, hey, shoot choo whenever
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  Speaker 3: they pop into the live stream and they change their
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  Speaker 3: name to hate choo choo, and I thought it was
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  Speaker 3: the funniest thing on the planet.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 3: So those are the people that I follow.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah, you have to love somebody that just
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  Speaker 1: has a creative name that when whenever I go live
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  Speaker 1: and I see different names, like I try to do
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  Speaker 1: a name of the day just because some of them
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  Speaker 1: are just amazing. Some we probably shouldn't talk about on YouTube,
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  Speaker 1: but that's that's awesome. So you made a shot a
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  Speaker 1: while back and someone was supposed to get a tattoo.
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna say any names or anything, but did
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  Speaker 1: they end up getting a tattoo? If so, what did
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  Speaker 1: they get?
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  Speaker 3: They did not get a tattoo. And I'm still mad
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  Speaker 3: at them, but I'm gonna convince them to get a tattoo.
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  Speaker 3: I will convince them to get a tattoo. That didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really disappointed that never happened.
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  Speaker 1: How about when they do go get the tattoo, we
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  Speaker 1: we do it live on the show. We'll do it
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  Speaker 1: live on the show, and we'll reference episode forty five
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  Speaker 1: and be like, all right, and if you're watching out there,
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  Speaker 1: you owe the tattoo. It went in and you played
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  Speaker 1: fair and square. They made it. Not that it was
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  Speaker 1: a se or, but if they made it, you would
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  Speaker 1: have had to man up and do whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, that's right. Absolutely, I'm still shocked. I'm still shocked. Man,
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  Speaker 3: it's too bad. I was actually I was gonna think
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking about getting a tattooed tonight while I
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  Speaker 3: was on this podcast, because I promised my followers when
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  Speaker 3: I had like five thousand followers in my first last year,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, if I ever hit five hundred
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  Speaker 3: thousand followers, I will get a TikTok logo as a tattoo.
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  Speaker 3: So wow, still gotta go do that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you gotta go do that.
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  Speaker 4: I told my followers, I said, when I hit four mil,
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  Speaker 4: I'll get it. I'll do whatever the top comment says.
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  Speaker 4: And it was a rubber duck tattoo. And I got
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  Speaker 4: the rubber duck tattoo on my calf.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, man, I know, dude, I know people will
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  Speaker 3: keep asking me. They're like, what am I gonna get
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  Speaker 3: the handsome squid word tattoo? Because so far I've gone
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  Speaker 3: doodle Bob and SpongeBob for my tattoos and the pineapple tattoo.
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  Speaker 3: I got a bunch of tattoos for TikTok and uh
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  Speaker 3: next is handsome squid word. And I let them vote.
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  Speaker 3: It's all of their comments things that they commented. They
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  Speaker 3: were like, you should get SpongeBob next to the pineapple.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, all right, you thinking about know what we
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  Speaker 1: need to do is we need to to make a
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  Speaker 1: trip like like Kevin and the boys did, and we
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  Speaker 1: gotta go see Jake and and Dobby and what we
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  Speaker 1: got to get them to tattoo you up? I think
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what we'll do is uh you you'll
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  Speaker 1: meet me and then we'll we'll cruise down to uh
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  Speaker 1: to what is Maryland?
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  Speaker 2: Maryland?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna cruise down to Maryland once this pandemic stops,
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna get some pats. Let's let's make it happen.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go for me.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, it's any excuse to get a tattoo. Be like,
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  Speaker 4: get a tattoo of a giant egg plant. I'd be like, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I like getting tattooed, So that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: One, All right, I'll do it for you.
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  Speaker 3: Guys.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you want it?
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to next? Do you want it next
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  Speaker 4: to your name on my right buttcheek? Or do you
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  Speaker 4: want it next to the gingerbread man on my left
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  Speaker 4: butt cheek?
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  Speaker 3: Do you really have somebody's name from TikTok?
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  Speaker 4: It says the words your name with a smiley face,
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  Speaker 4: and then on my other buttcheek, it's a it's the crappy.
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  Speaker 4: It literally looks like a gingerbread man that a two
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  Speaker 4: year old drew with what's supposed to be a red
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  Speaker 4: beard on it, but it looks like a bandama. So
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  Speaker 4: I got a gingerbread man that's a blood on.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: So I'll leave it until we see it. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 3: just saying, all right, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Check my Instagram it's on my Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: It is, so, what, guy, you're throwing stuff into cups
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  Speaker 1: and doing all the crazy stuff that that you do
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  Speaker 1: when it actually goes in.
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  Speaker 3: What got me into that, Well, when I first downloaded TikTok,
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  Speaker 3: the very first video that I saw was Shonda's Magic,
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  Speaker 3: and I saw him doing his like hoop videos backwards,
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  Speaker 3: I think, and I was like, that looks like fun,
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  Speaker 3: Like I feel like I could do something with that,
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  Speaker 3: And so I started by like throwing these little tiny
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  Speaker 3: almonds into like a candle jar because you know, it
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  Speaker 3: was the beginning of pandemic and I had nothing else
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  Speaker 3: in my house. I didn't have you know, ping pong
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  Speaker 3: balls or beer pung balls because I was boring his
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  Speaker 3: heck at the beginning of pandemic. But you know, so
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  Speaker 3: I was throwing these tiny almonds and you couldn't see
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  Speaker 3: him going in. So then I got like lip truffles
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  Speaker 3: and started doing that. But yeah, Shanda's Magic was definitely
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  Speaker 3: like the inspiration for that.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: So what was kind of one of your most favorite
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  Speaker 1: ones that you were like, oh, right, you know that
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: was good, I'm gonna do that. And then there was
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: probably one that you were like, oh, no, why did
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: that go in?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Oh? Definitely. The tattoo videos at first were my biggest fear.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: I was like, because I would just say like random shells,
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: like all right, if this goes in, I'll get a tattoo.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: And it went in, and I was like you can
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: see that moment in your eyes were like like oh agree,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: yeah exactly, and I was like no, no, no, no no.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, all right, if this goes in,
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: you know, you guys can choose what it is. And
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: it bounced. It didn't go and it bounced off the
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: wall and went right into the cup.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: And I was like no fuck.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Oh my freaking the fuck out man.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I literally.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Cut my arm because y'all know, I'll like keep my arm.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: I sat there like this for like at least fifteen minutes,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: and I have the clips so I can show you.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: Gus.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, uh, just.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: My jaw was on the floor.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: I was like, I should have learned your lesson right there.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: So, So, speaking of like ones, so you made one
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: that said, you know something about like if this goes in,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I'll get into the tub fully closed or something. Did
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: you really honestly forget your phone in your pocket.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Oh one percent, one hundred percent. I literally have short
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: term memory loss like diagnos and everything like. That's that
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: was like the dumb ass I bring my phone like
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: every other week, I have to get a new phone.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Like it's awesome, It's awful.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: You'd be careful, Spartan Beard, no mistakes.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Obviously obviously you do a lot of things with rubber bands.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows what what got you into the Yeah, like
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: that that's that's his very expensive phone case from other companies,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: you know, So what got you into the whole rubber
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: band thing?
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: That was that get hilarious. I saw him doing watermelons
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: and I thought it was the funniest thing on the planet.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: It was like at the time, like what was it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I think it was in May right. I saw him
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: doing it. I was like, this is literally the funniest
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: thing on the planet. And I was like, what if
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I did that on my life stream? Like I want
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: to get into this rubber band thing, you know. And
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: so I did it, and I had like maybe ten
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: fifteen people in there, but they stayed in there the
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: entire like it took me seven hours because I had
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: to keep going to the store on like a more
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: rubber bands coming back. I don't know how he has
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: the patience to do that. I mean, he's probably really
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: an amazing person. But I finished, and I was like, guys,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: what should I do next? And like, do a pieapple?
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Do like coke and mentos? Do a jug of milk?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: And I was like okay, And I went to the
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: store supermarket. I got like these two leader things of
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: soda in my basket, and I'm like, all right, I
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: guess I'll do soda. And I'm like about to check out,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, but soda. I feel like it's gonna
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: be kind of dangerous because it's already so compressive. It's
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: like already hardest of rock. I don't want to like
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: get hurt. So I went and grabbed a jug of milk,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: and the rest is history. What's what's what's your favorite
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: and least favorite.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Of all of the of all of those ones? Oh God,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: tell them, because then they're gonna request it more. Maybe
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: you don't have to go that round if you don't
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: want to.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: No, it might have feelings he doesn't want to talk about.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: There could be so many feelings, so many emotional and physical.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: A lot, a lot of physical the I think the
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: most expired like sour just like I got so sick afterwards.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Was this one where I sang, uh, can I say
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: song titles on this am? I allowed to do that.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go for it. We're not playing them, so
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you can say him all right?
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Cool? It was can you feel the Love tonight?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Explosion?
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I was in my Bonana suit and man, that milk
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: was literally sour cream at that point. I mean it
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: was so disgusting.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm singing this ship and when I open it,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: it went right up my nose and into my fucking
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: brain because I was sick for three, two or three
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: days straight after that, I had food three days. Ma.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: He was so sick. He doesn't know how to count anymore.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I literally don't remember ship, man. I only have to
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: count it to four to be an opera singer. Like
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: that's about it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: You know, really, how long did it take you to
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: realize that using gloves was a good idea?
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Man? I really didn't start using gloves to like the
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: last like three explosions, like in the past, like in August.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: So it's taking me five months.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: To realize your hands feel.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Man, they're all cut up. I actually have been getting
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: hurt alone from making all these tiktoks. I'll get these
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: like weird cuts on my hand from dealing with the
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: red bands, especially when I upgrade to like the five
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: gallon jugs. Man, that was rough because it would just
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: be like three hours and my skin would get totally
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: cut up and it wouldn't like it was weird. It
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: was weird the way that those cuts happened. But man,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: that that can you feel love? Tonight? I got so
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: sick and I mean it felt like I had the
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: flu for like three days straight. It was in my SZ.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: So I always tell people because there's so many like
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: people out there, like Logan Paul or whoever, try and
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: do these explosions. Man, you can get really sick if
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: you do the expired stuff.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, have you had any like, you know,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: any any real like not saying that wasn't like real
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: real damage or any like you know, I mean like
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: smashing glasses or like any you know, like any other
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: like pretty nasty injures, because like you said, it could
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: be pretty dangerous.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, nothing, nothing like that. The glasses really
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: help protect the excuse me, they protect the lid from
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: hitting you in the eye. So sometimes it hit me
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: in the face. But like it's like this tiny little
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: like covering, you know what I mean. Like it's just plastic.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: It's not gonna hurt you. It's not like it's like
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: a rock or something. I think the orange juice one
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: with the like three gallon jug hurt the most purely
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: from like the impact of like it it just like,
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, it almost knocked me out of my shape.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: You said you blacked out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, when I blocked out from the wine, that
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: was just because it was wine. I was just saying that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: After the milk, you should have went and got tested
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: for COVID and then when you came back negative, you
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: should be like, okay, so now check me for mastitis
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: in my brain.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: That would have freaked That would have freaked them right out.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: That would have been so funny because they would have
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: came and they were like, holy crap, I've never seen
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: this before.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Ship, where's your house? Zero?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: It's probably better you didn't do that, Yeah, maybe, but
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you could probably still try it if you want.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: So we found rotten milkause brain. Something's wrong?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what percentage of your tiktoks do you think get deleted? Uh,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: it's an it's an insane amount. That's very undeserving. I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: would say tiktoks get deleted.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on the regular. I tried posting three videos today
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: and two of them were taken down immediately, like they
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: were just like your videos under review, and then they
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: went up and then one of them got like fully deleted.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Today where it's like up and just getting views, it
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: got like it only got like three thousand likes and
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: it was like less than an hour, but then it
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: was it was just gone. So, oh know, TikTok has
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: a little crush on me, and their favorite thing to
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: do is to play this game where they delete my videos.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Playing hard to get TikTok.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: It's like when you're in elementary school and your mean
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: to the your mean to the girl you like in
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: your grade. You mean to her so because you like
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: her and you don't want to seem like you like her.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Those were the golden days.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: Later on in eighth grade, you're gonna hold her end
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: and show her what's up.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Rick wants his hat back.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's my dad. What's up, Dad?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Dad? We'll make sure you get the hat back and
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: not get any rotten milk on it tonight. I promised
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: him that there'll be no rotten.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Sorry, your son does live fruit juice, but Kacki's.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: So I had a question, Dah, the expired milk is
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: that because were you getting backlash from people using regular milk.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: It wasn't so much that as much as it was
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: like I did the first one and it popped off,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: and I was like, that was kind of fun. I'll
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: do it again, but I don't want to like go
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: about wasting food like that, you know what I mean.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: So it's like, all right, maybe I can like figure
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: out a deal with the supermarket and they're like, fuck, no,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: we can't do that. That's illegal. So I actually had
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: to find like a local farm, like local markets where
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: that are like low key chill, and they'll be like, yeah,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: like we were gonna give this like too, like one
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: of the animal pens or whatever, but like you can
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: buy it from us or whatever.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: So you actually got spoiled milk from a farm.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: That's awesome, thats resourceful.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: There is there was completely like mas titis and disease
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: and that that's fantastic.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Right from the from the whole bank.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: He just went, I'll be right back. I have to
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: go give the baby to mom, otherwise she'll weird thing.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: These things need to eat like every three hours otherwise
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: they just die. So she's gonna go, She's gonna go eat.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I'll be right back. Sounds good.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: That sounds good. And while he's doing that, everybody that
• 25:19
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• 25:22
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• 25:32
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• 25:36
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• 25:38
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• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Get twenty seconds sprotten milk, go.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go get some rotten milk. All right, we're
• 26:02
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  Speaker 1: And we're back. We did it. Thank you everybody that
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• 26:42
  Speaker 1: this amazing episode in this guy. You see that that
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: was magic? He was like, quick, baby gone, yeah, Well
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: it's a SpongeBob there's no there's no secret you are
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a big fan of SpongeBob. So for anybody who has
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: never seen SpongeBob, why is it must watch TV?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry I cut out on my end. Did
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: you say so was a show?
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So for anybody that has never seen SpongeBob. Tell
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: them why it's must watch TV, why it must watch?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I mean SpongeBob is an icon like I mean shaped shaped.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: The sense of humor for I think everybody of my
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: age group, you know where it's just like this goofy
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: just like so memorable is used an instrument. I mean, seriously,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: it is. It is just the most memorable show. And
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I think that's why this mean culture even exists. It's
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: really like SpongeBob, you know, it really helps Yeah?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: So uh so Iron Sanctuary, Will you let your daughter
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: watch SpongeBob?
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, it's fune of the best. It's one of the
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: best shows there is on the internet or not on
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: the internet, in the world. Sorry, I'm running off of
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: like four hours of sleep over the last like four days.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: So does anybody know what Tyler's gonna ask? But but
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: we knew it. He always comes in and asks someone
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: to say butt. Nathan, you're new to the show. You
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: wanta do you want to do? You want to piece
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: him and say butt?
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: But oh did it?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: And and Tyler for the right for the right price,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: or if maybe you even asked very nicely, sometime he
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: will sing you the word. But in his very very
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: very expensive voice. Essential, it's very sensual. I've heard it,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: heard it so so. So why is the Krusty Krab
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: pizza the pizza for.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: You and me?
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: We don't, we don't ask that question. It's okay, it's yeah,
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: it's known. It's like, it's like the gospel. It's the
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: pizza for you and me. Man, Like, I gotta get
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: that from my next tattoo, I really do. I gotta
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: get like that. Can you can you design for me
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: the Krusty Krab pizza like the box with like SpongeBob
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: holding a pizza or something.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, we got you. You're gonna have to remind me.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I might. You don't have the short term. I don't
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: have the long term. We're a terrible memory duo.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: So that's up to you.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Logan, Logan. Logan's the treasure of this thirty second conversation. Shit,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: did you ever find bananas when you were driving through
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: all the drive throughs looking for bananas? No?
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I actually never found bananas. I thought one of them.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I got so closer, like you mean banana strawberry smoothie,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: and I said, no, I mean bananas. And that's the
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: one where I said what the fuck are my kids?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: You know, I just couldn't help it. I was like
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: so so heated in that moment. Also, just going back
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: to the Krusty Krab for a second, everybody always spells
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: it with a C like and it pisces me off.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Man, it's clearly a cary.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: I don't even watch SpongeBob and I know it's okay, Like.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: When you said Krusty Krab, I literally see the words
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: across my face when you say it, and it's.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Exactly like this sign on on like for his restaurant.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: It's like it's literally, hey, okay, like Dunky Donuts is
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: d D you know, and it's like, oh, come on,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: it's a SpongeBob. Oh yeah, actually there I heard that
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: there was a SpongeBob movie.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: See, I don't watch TV anymore. Yeah, that's well, I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: don't know, can't wait to check it out. Okay, Well,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: so you are a huge fan of Taco Bell, Who
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: isn't right? What's your go to meal at Taco Bell?
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Whatever? Either one? Uh?
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: It used to be the double Excel grilled stuff burrito.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: That was my ja man, I mean, and then they
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: took off the menu. So then it was just like
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: whatever the case of rito for for a couple of
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: months there, and I guess they just like readed their
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: whole menu now, but you know that grilled mac and
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: cheese burrito is like I'm still looking my fingers from
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: that one. I mean, it's just so dang good.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: It's like Emily Noodle. Well, actually it's Emily Noodle because
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: it's all catch Chick fil A may have bananas or
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: they will send someone to get them.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Probably, Okay, I guess Garret.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: BC five layer, what happened?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Whoa?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: That was weird?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we all for a secon.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: I could still see I could still see Nathan, but yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I couldn't see you.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Guys both froze.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: That was weird.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see that too?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: You?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I know more we're talking about Taco Bell apparently.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently nobody talking about Taco Bell because is that
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: just me?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think you're frozen now too.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I see you guys all, Yeah, Nathan, can you hear us,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Leaven come back?
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I can't hear anything for some reason.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Can you see us though?
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Like okay, now I can hear you, okay, okay, okay.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Cool creepy all right, that was weird.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: A couple a couple of weeks ago. Uh, my wife
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: and I went to talk about like one o'clock in
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: the morning.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: It was like midnight actually, and uh, and all she
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: wanted was a beef five laire of burrito, like so badly,
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: And so I got her a BF five layer of
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: burrito and it was like cold, it was like frozen cold.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: And and she was so upset.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: She's like, oh, I wanted because she's like, you know,
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: she's out ready to pop, you know, and she just
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: all she wanted was a freaking beefy five layer of burrito.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: And that's the only thing that she got. And it
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: was cold, and we didn't realize that it was like
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: until we got home, and so I made I made
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: a post on it was it was like Twitter, and
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: I put it on my Instagram and I also commented
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: on one of one to talk abouts videos and you
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: gave my wife, my very pregnant wife, a cold burrito
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: And now I have to deal with the consequences of that.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: What are we going to do to make this right?
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: And like four days ago, like two days before we
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: went into the hospital, Taco Bell followed me back on TikTok.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: And they're like, they're like, we're so sorry about your
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: wife's cold burrito.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: And they sent me an e gift card and they're
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: sending us a bunch of like T shirts and shit,
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: And I was like, see, see, all you have to
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: do is say that you've wronged a pregnant woman and
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: that company will literally do anything to make it right.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who knows if that even makes it right.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: They actually saved your life.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: They did, they really did, and so I don't know,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: it's funny. It's funny the amount of like, because enough
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: people saw that, they also tagged Taco Bell and literally everything,
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: like you gave Iron Sanctuary's wife a cold burrito? Like
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: do you understand that she's growing the most famous baby
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: of twenty twenty right now?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: And whoever has to deal with that?
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: A Taco Bell was Yeah, what it like blue Ivy
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: in Northwest, Right, Baby Sanctuary, that's what's important.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: And even Baby Sanctuaries sounds so much better.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I know, it just sounds so much more badass.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Speaking of T shirts, if if people just wore a
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: T shirt that had Baby Sanctuary.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: On it, I don't know the words baby Sanctuary.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: No the logo that's oh yeah yeah yeah. So so
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I got to ask and anybody can answer this. I'm
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: just gonna throw this out there. Has anybody had an
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: accidental poop from Taco Bell? Yes?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: In what way? I mean?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: It can be. It can be a full on poop
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: that runs down to the socks, or could be just
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: like you pooped your crack. You know it didn't quite
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: hit the underwear, but you knew you had to get
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom to to white because bad things happen
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: because of Taco Bell. I've definitely had my fair share
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: of shots from Taco Bell. So yeah, I mean, what
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: kind of sauce do you go with? Do you go
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the really hot stuff? No, sauce, medium, the mild.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I don't eas I do sauce, but when I do,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I always get whatever the hottest sauce is the.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Ship. What's funny?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Like, so you know how you go to Olive Garden
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: and you get breadsticks, right, and you go to Red Lobster.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: You go to Red Lobster, you get those biscuits, right.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: You go to Taco Bell and you get sharts. Every
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: time You're like, ah, you know, it sounds like because
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: you dream about those breadsticks or those those muff or
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: the corn muffins or whatever from Red Lobster. Every now
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: and again, I'll be sitting there and be like, ah,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: you know, I could really go for right now a
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: nice wet, warm Sharto Bell.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: They're just to goes, that's all.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: They'll taco and mess with Brandy up pretty bad. Oh
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: and if you haven't, do you even really like Taco Bell. Yeah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you're welcome Taco Bell for the free poop content. If
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: anybody wants to join a episode of Talking Poop, especially
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: anybody that works for Taco Bell, you guys are always
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: more than welcome to join us.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: You totally. I don't know why I said totally. I've
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: never used totally.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: Okay, you absolutely need to get Taco Bell involved in
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: Talking Poop.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: That's probably. But either way, I want to be one.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: I might be able to put some feelers out. Taco
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Bell and I are pretty tight right now. They owe
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: you one, they do, they do. I could say, you
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: know what, keep the gift card. Okay, just just come
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: on a podcast.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Kevin, send it to your poor graduate sud over here,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: all right?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: You know how much the gift card is for the
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: exact costs would be.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can't make that sh you know.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: It's even worse though the tax rate is for California,
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: which is completely fetching.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: They could, they didn't even know. That's unbelievable. You should
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: be ashamed of yourself. Taco make it right. Come on
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: an episode of this episode, which is live on the
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Talk of your network. We're talking poop and we'll talk
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the taco bell. That'll be cool.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Or we'll do it live from a taco bell that
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: you were just building. Every time here.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Every time I hear we'll do it live, I think
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: of that. What is it, phil Fit, It's like, we'll
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: do it live here every time.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: So uh so sorry Taco bellt I'm not just kidding, No,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: sorry at all. But so we talked about this earlier,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: and this.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Was the teasing company will continue to thrive. They're gonna
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: be all right.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: But we we talked about this a little earlier and
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: this was to get you know, the teaser for everybody
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: from the Iron Sanctuary YouTube logan Paul, he copied your stuff,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: didn't tag you nothing, and uh you know that's enough
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: to furiate you. But then you got a bunch of
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: ship for it. If you want to vent, We're here
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: for you virtually. You can you can, you know, we
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: will be the shoulder that you can leave, you can
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: tear up. It's all right, It's okay. You're only on YouTube.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: A few others, right, wait, okay, now go.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: This Logan Paul bullshit is still going on. I still
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: get people commenting if I do an explosion video since
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: that video that he made where I sing the Krusty
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Krab Pizza, I get comments from his followers saying, you
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: copied Logan Paul. Why'd you copy him? Like all of
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: this bullshit, And it's like, man, when he first posted it,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I think what was happening is that, like, because he's
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: verified and he's Logan Paul, he's pushed out onto the
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: for you page quicker than mine is now qu mine.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Mine already had ten million views when he posted his. Yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: but he u did his and for the people that
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: hadn't seen mine yet because they liked his video, then
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: mine would pop up maybe slightly afterwards on the for
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: you page. And on the for you page it doesn't
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: have the dates. You know, I'm talking about TikTok the
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: forty page, right, Yeah, So There are no dates on
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: the for you page. It just shows you great videos
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: or funny or whatever fits the algorithm for your or
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: if you're low again, it's baseball girls and hot chickad videos.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Ye, sad videos, and there's some hot chicks as well.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I just I just see a beardy guy cutting cheese
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: and someone kicking a brick. That's literally the only two
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: videos I ever see on my for you page.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Like, you know, what's funny is that? Like I actually
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I never watched that before. Like that that video, I
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: was like, I don't know who the fuck this guy is.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I heard about his stuff that happened over the seas
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: in the news, you know, because that was a huge deal,
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: but I never like looked into it. I kind of
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: live under a rock again. I'm an opera singer, like,
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: and I don't before this TikTok stuff, I didn't. I
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: wasn't on social media all that much.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You know, you lived under a rock or under a
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: pineapple in the sea.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: So nice all this?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: How about you know, and this this is just throwing
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: out there, how about we come up with a little logan,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Paul copy written jingle that you just start to say
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: in your videos. Instead of the SpongeBob ones and we'll
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: see that works out for him. See if you'll.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Copy that logan. Oh but like with the Krusty Krab
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: pizza sound.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll work on it. But I feel like we
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: should do a jingle because.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Is the worst pizza because he's a dirty copying pizza
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: stealing dummy.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: No copies because he is.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: And uh, what's so frustrating to me with that? Like
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: we like we were talking about before the show, I
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: have remade videos that other people have every avoid my
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: entire life exactly. So you know those other videos videos,
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: they're like, oh, these are TikTokers. I'd let hold my
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: drink logan Paul, You do not want him to hold
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: your drink?
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: No, I don't know.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: You know why, because he's gonna boof your drink.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Boo your drink.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Definitely.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: People kept tagging me in that, They're like, oh, all
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: that iron sanctuary, hold my drink. You don't want me
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: holding your drink. I will drink it. I am an alcoholic, Like,
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna hold of our research with whole buddrick. Why
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: why would you give alcohol to an alcoholic? This is
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: the worst thing you could possibly do. This is this
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: is you being a bad person, but with so many
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: people like I don't understand, Like, it's not like it's
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: taking away from your own video. If you tell, if
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: you say, I really, I literally have recreated. But I
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: think like five or six videos that I thought were
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: genuinely hilarious, and I was like, I want to remake
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: this video because it's funny, and I want to remake
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: it in my own style. But every single one of
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: those that I've done, you tag the original creator.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: That's all you have to do.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: You literally only have to tag the original creator, and
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: unless someone doesn't read the caption, you will never have anyone.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Say you stole this idea.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: It's not that hard.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: You just do symbol in the name that's it or
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: inspired by.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Like even even like the super.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Big TikTokers like Addison and Charlie, like the dance TikTokers
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: are now crediting all of the dances their dance credit
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: from this person because the Renegade and a couple other people,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: there was a huge deal about people like stealing, like
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: someone creating a dance for something and then having their
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: idea he stolen to not get any credit for it,
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: and That's why what's frustrating is do you have like
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: there's a difference between someone who has like fifty followers
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: remaking your video because they have fifty followers, they just
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: started TikTok where they don't know what they're doing. They
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: don't understand the the what you're supposed to do, like
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: the courtesy of crediting someone.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: And I have had multiple people.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Like remake my videos like whatever, like little kids remake
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: my videos. There's go viral mind doesn't whatever the heck.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: It is not a big deal.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: But when a large, extremely popular creator like Logan Paul,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: when I saw that, I was pissed. I'm like, are
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: you serious? Because I had seen your video before and
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: that's why I tagged it. I imagine stealing Nathan's video
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: completely because Brent Riviera did the same thing to me.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: But he got called out enough because I had like
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: three million followers when he did it, and so many
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: people call him out. They're like, you totally stole this
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: from Iron Sanctuary. He then tagged me and like any
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: other ones that he recreated of mine, he tagged me in.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: But I still get people every now and again go
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: on those videos saying you stole this from Brent Riviera,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Like no, like just because he's a larger creator, just
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: like with you, just because Logan Paul is more known
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: doesn't mean that it's his.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: And a lot of kids, well it's mostly kids really,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: they just don't understand that.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: But oh exactly. And that's the thing where it's like
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: they don't understand. And so when that happened, within one hour,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: there was over there were hundreds of comments definitely over
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: well over one hundred again in an hour, where it's
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: like on my video where it's like you copied Logan
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Paul and it's like, if you go to my profile,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: it was supposed to like three weeks or a month
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: earlier than his video. And so then I made that
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: duet video where it's like, look like this is literal plagissm.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: It's copying exactly. The trend is explode things with rubber bands.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: It's not sing the song, do it on the same
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: exact beat and do it you know what I mean.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: So it's just like, yeah, frustrating because but when I
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: tagged him and I said, y'all like tag him or
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: like please like help me out here because this is ridiculous,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: thousands of people like you, all of you guys who
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: were in here, like just went onto his post and
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: were like, imagine not tagging Nathan Kessel, Like imagine you
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: see like somebody's content or like why would you steal
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: like he's done it with so many, so many different people.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think for me, the thing that's
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: the most ridiculous is that like you took like, there's
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: the there's the argument like how every there's most of
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: the content that is I want to copy Kevin because
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: I don't looking at you, No, no one.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Really looks as good and one's clothing like I do
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: about that. But I didn't even create that trend.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: That was a trend that started before I even started
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: posting videos on TikTok, and it was the one video
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: back ine July of last year of turning the sweatpants
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: or the pajama bottoms into address. I just took it further, right.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: But the thing that's the most like there's.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: People that are like, oh well well yeah, I just
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: got to deal with it. That's part of being a
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: you know, making good content.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: People are just gonna steal your ideas, which is for
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: a second, it's like okay, that makes sense, Like, I
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: get people stealing because it's if you create a video
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: that's so funny that someone who is extremely popular and
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: extremely successful at creating videos and making content copies it,
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: like obviously you made a fantastic video, because I mean
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: those guys they make millions and millions of dollars a
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: year doing this, like and more nowhere near that level yet, right,
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: but they he But the problem is a lot of
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: those won't go into it too much.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: But once you get to a certain level, you just
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: hire people to write shit for you.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: But but.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Just you gotta just deal with it, like no, until
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: you had your personal idea that you took time to
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: create stolen, like literally clip for clip or word for word,
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: it is.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: It is a slap in the face. Not necessarily it's
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: from that person, but it's a slap in the face
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: every single.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Time you read a comment saying you copied so and
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: so when you know damn well that you came up
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: with that idea or created not came up with the idea,
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: but it was your video.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: No, absolutely, I feel.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Deep inside of me when you start talking about that,
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: I feel I feel exactly what it feels like.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: It is the most frustrating thing in the world.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: We can't tell. So it's okay.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Sorry, we're supposed to be interviewing here him and I'm
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: here my own ship. Go ahead, it's your turn.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: We offered the shoulder to lean on things for anybody.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Just make sure you don't copy my complaints word for word.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: You have to make sure you change it a little
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: otherwise I'm.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Going to say that you copied my my rant.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know much about Logan Paul other than that
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: I've heard he's a douche because I don't I don't
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: follow as much stuff. But rule number one, don't give
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: Logans me fucking Wolverine a bad name.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: And that assholes doing it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a unit like this is a guy girl name,
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: full spectrum of people, and that guy's ruining Logans.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: So yeah, and if you're watching, yeah, he's probably sitting
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: at Taco Bell, Like, don't you guys see that you're
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: making fun.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Burritos cold?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: All right? So we so, so we're gonna give you
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: an option right now. It's approaching the end of the show.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: We have a new segment that we do at the
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: end of the show where Logan, Kevin and myself. We
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: each find a TikTok video that's funny, inspiring, anything could
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: be anything that we watch. If you were down, you
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: can watch it with us, react to the videos with us,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: or if you have to go, we can, uh we can,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: we can and say oh goodbyes, and you can go totally.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: To Yeah, we're all audience.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, no, I was talking about
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the audience. You guys, please stay. No, I mean I
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: was looking in the eyes. Apparently you were looking at
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: you were looking at the ginger beards on the right. Yes,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I know they're beautiful.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Except you're welcome.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: But yeah, if you want to stay with three TikTok
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: videos that we that we all pick, all right, you're in.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: He's he's got nothing to do, he's quarantined.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: True.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I literally have nothing to those in. Your beards
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: are very distracting. How long have you all been growing them?
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Mine's two years.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I was born with mine.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: No, I've had a beard since I was like nineteen,
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: but I didn't really start growing it out until I
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: was like twenty two. I started growing it out after
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: I got clean, So I've had like a full beard,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: I guess for like five years. But I've trimmed it
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: a bunch of times.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: Cool mine was laid mine was Labor Day last year.
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: But I've trimmed it quite a few times, a lot
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: last time. If I hadn't trimmed it, i'd probably be
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: down about.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Here before the Christmas beard off. Mine was down below
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: my nipples, and now I can't get to grow that
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: way anymore.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: So it's just nice. Mine's at the point now. I
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: have to be very cautious when I pee, so I
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: don't pee him an That's okay.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Mine is too, but it's just because it's not it's
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: not long enough to point downwards.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: It just kind of sits up.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: He's got to help me.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: I have to go horizontal when I pee sometimes otherwise
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: I'm yeah, I'm not kidding. It took three years to
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: get my wife pregnant. What's so funny about making jokes
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: about having a really small penis is that one hundred
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: percent of the people that are hearing this joke will
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: never know whether or not it's true. But what's because
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: I'm married obviously, so I mean, unless something crazy happens
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: to be kind of shitty, But I will continue to
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: say that I have a really small penis because because
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: when they see it, they're just gonna be like.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's not that small.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: You just play it.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: It's so small, but.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I drive a lifted truck. Like
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding obviously. Well, sorry, I thought it was
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: an emmy.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's not that bad.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, So I was gonna put the videos. It's
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: just not loading. So we're just gonna continue to have
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: the conversation that we're having for another minute. So I
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: don't know what's happening. Streaming Yard is the application to use.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Apparently they're having a little bit of a technical difficulties
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: It happens. It's COVID nineteen summer. It does.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Let's let's go back to talking about how not well
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: in doubt I am, or or we could ask this
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: question because I'm curious.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: So, Nathan, they said that if you shaved your beard
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: off you would get a million likes, and you you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: did it, You did it. How far off were you
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: from a million likes?
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Like nine hundred and ninety five thousand.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, not that I'm super happy about the likes,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: but you know, you know what I mean. You know
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: what I mean.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never believed that go ahead.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: That was the first time I've been clean shaven in
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: like over five years. I mean I don't I don't shave.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I just you know, I trim it down. I trim
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: it down. It gets itchy for me, you know what
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: I mean? So I don't take care.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to cut your balls off at the itch
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: too exact. I'm sorry. Do you know how someone says that?
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: I literally throw that out therapy because the question just
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: dumbfound it. They're like, did you did you really just
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: asked me that? Like, yeah, that was a serious question.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Min it's all the time. I believe them there, Oh
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: my god, you know, I'm sorry.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: That's too creative for me. Man, I couldn't handle that ship.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Holy ship. Now now my brain is like thinking about
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: what it would be like if I actually, like, if
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: this was as valuable to me as as as that.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: What happened that switch.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Spots, that's not okay.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: So I was like, Wow, he's stearing really intently at
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: what he's looking at. And then and then I was like,
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: now I'm thinking I think he's frozen.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened, but but we we fixed it.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: That freaked me out. It was still blurring.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I think the monitors your cameras just moving, come a
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: little closer, not to me. I don't like that.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Can you back up there?
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: All right? We did we did it, all right?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: So this was the video that that Kevin sent.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Right, yes, all right, you guys ready for this?
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: You can you zoom in and or is it going
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: to bring it up full screen?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: There's no, it's weird. It won't because this is through
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: the actual TikTok dot com. I don't see a full
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: screen option. But and when I zoom it in, it
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: gets smaller.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Well that's stupid.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, TikTok. I mean I can. This
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: is me zooming out.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: TikTok figured out.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Figure it out, but figure it out? Figure it out? Well,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: you guys started over.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Oh that wasn't the beginning.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: No, cagu and dreams have fun?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Ready, yeah, buck age, live dreams and have fun.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: Huge hold on. I'm searching for a to give un
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: till I lost my emotions. I live in my own head,
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: so it all makes sense to me.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Gets with Supreme.
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: Dog.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: So that yeah, juice World's apparent. It was an Instagram
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: account from twenty twelve.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: I saw that, dude. I watched that video like forty times.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: I could not stop laughing because all they can of
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: whispering just in the background.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Literally did he find it?
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Man? That's that's amazing.
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: What do we got here?
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: This is the one that that I found and it's
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: the the Chris Brothers.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: The Chris Brothers.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Get your thoughts on that.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a really secretself.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: It was a numble battle there.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I have to blood, sweat and tears that one on.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: But we were to do a pain temperature in the
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: room as well as the smell and just cleaning all
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: on the end.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: So really happy with that alcohol to such a hefty presence.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Double flush as well as the three flax oil paper
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: really built me out tonight.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: So some of those boys, they deserve all the credit
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: in the world.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: They did a great job.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Thank you for telling.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: The fact that he's all sweaty too, that's great.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: And this one was logan this is me on a
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Saturday for real.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: What it looks like.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: It's like that looks like my.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Kitchen eleven in the morning.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: That would be correct. Yeah, don't you think you want
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: to leave the alcohol alone for a couple of hours.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: No, but I'm pretty sure you need a litle to
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: leave me alone.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Come on, bro, that's way too full.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: You're gonna spill it when you walk up the stairs.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: The I don't know what non alcoholic anyhow, but I
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: hope you know that me and the other four personalities
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: hate it when you come out to play.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Personality two, four, and six At this one out, me.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: And five apparently are getting drunk with one again. I
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: love barn He's hilarious.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Oh he's awesome. And that one was actually uh Logan
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: was having a little bit of a problem finding because
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: this for you page is apparently really weird and uh chicks.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Baseball, Yeah, insane ship.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: He came into the into a live I was doing earlier,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: and all the viewers were like, just find something from
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: that speaking of for you page and how that works,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: what's funny. I was just talking to my wife about
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: this the other day because my four I say, I
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: joked that my for you page is just you know,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: a brick and some other ship. But my for you
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: page actually happens to have a lot of the anime
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: girls on it, and and what I had realized how
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: the algorithm worked.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Right, I was like, Oh, it's just showing me, you know.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is interesting. Why does everyone's for
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: you page look like this? This is not I mean,
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: it's not bad to look at anyway. So I'm going
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: I'm watching these video I don't really watch the for
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: you page very often, but when I do, it's mostly
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: that right, and then like some random stuff.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: But Brandy, my wife, she's going through it. She's like,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: you know, your your for you page is videos that
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: like you like and watch right.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean?
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: She goes this, why you have all these big boobed
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: anime chicks on your for you page.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Is because that's what you like to look at. And
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: I'm sitting there thinking. I was like, no, that doesn't
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: make any sense to what's in my head. I'm like,
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: holy crap, the shits have been found out. And then
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: she she's like she goes, you know, like, don't play dumb,
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: like just to it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: And I looked at her and I was like, I'm sorry,
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I like them so much.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I just do.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: Well, even I'm guessing even if you like like if
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: you're scrolling and then you stop, right so like TikTok's like,
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: oh he likes that one, but what that's.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Such a that's so that's that's what's that called.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: That's called crap men, That is crapment because you're scrolling
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: through the for you page, and as a male, I
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: sometimes will stop to look at someone building a house
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: or a low cut shirt.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Whatever. You're good at content question. You're just making sure
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: the quality and everything is fair.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: You're doing super misogynistic to say things like that because
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: I'm but you have to maybe not mistogonistic, but you
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like you don't want to come
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: across as.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Being like being that guy.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: But but ninety nine percent of I would I would
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: say probably at least one hundred percent of straight man.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, oh, I guarantee.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Right now he's wearing.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Taco bells, Taco Bellaca bells, one handed battery.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah wat, he's.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Gonna come back with the new phone and the baby.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Brandy was like, we're talking about the many. Brandy was like,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: we got a daughter in here. What if she likes anime?
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Oh there is, hey, go away, but it's gonna come back,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Is it? There?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Are we good.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: We're good.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: We saved it. Okay, I think that was the FBI
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: telling me to shut up.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Uh, it was Tacoot. We figured it was Taco Bell, soody.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: That's a special segment we just started that. That's the
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: second one.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: It's videos that we find in anybody watching or anything.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: You guys can feel free to tag myself or logan
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: beard Laws to don't tag. I mean, you can take
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: them bad if you want. He's probably I can say
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: he gets he gets tagged a lot. But if you
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: guys want to do that, you can use hashtag beard
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Laws reaction. I'm gonna I'm gonna follow that hashtag and
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: then will take videos from that. We'll look through them
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: and then what we'll find some other picks as well.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: That'll definitely be an easier way to do it.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: I get tired.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: People are like, oh, you should react to this one
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: after we did that last week, and I was like, dude,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna remember this.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so please use a hashtag beard Laws reaction and
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: then what We'll look through that hashtag and we'll find
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: a video like from there. So yeah, so what we
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: like to do at the end of the show or
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: at the end of the interview segment, we like to
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: just kind of give you a moment on the big screen.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: The whole entire screen is going to be all your
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: tell every signal person you know what you have going on,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: where they can find you anything that you want. If
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: you want to take twenty minutes, cool, if you want
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: to take twenty seconds, cool, It's all about you and
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: and you know us thanking you so much for taking
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: the time to do this. So if you're ready, we're
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: gonna throw it on a big screen. It's your time
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: to shine on the Beard Laws Show.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Are you ready, I'm ready.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Let's do it, ladies and gentlemen. Nathan Kessel all right, hey,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: holy shit, all right.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: So thanks so much for having me. First. Well, and
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: if you're looking for a great neighborhood war like the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: tea is real here on my page with my neighbor
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Karen Uh. And if you want some good explosion videos
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: a good laugh, let's come hang out. I'm always on
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: live stream, add me on Snapchat, ad me on TikTok
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: uh and yeah, again, thank you so much for having me.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: It's so good to it's really been awesome to be here.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Awesome man, Yeah, thank you so much for taking the
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: time out of your out of your your busy quarantine life.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: And you're welcome any time that you want to come
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: back on you want, you want to tell us anything,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: you want to do anything. And this has been an
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: amazing connection. And thanks TikTok for for introducing us to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: so many amazing people. And seriously, man, thank you so
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: much for taking the time to do this.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Thank you man, thank you.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did, you did good.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: It's almost like you've been in front of an audience before.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, crazy crazy, that's amazing.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: I mean that that takes some uh you know what
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: He doesn't. Yeah, all right, have a good rest of
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: your night, and if you want to watch for the show,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: you can chill back state. We're gonna wrap this up.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Are we doing a backstage all right?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: See man?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you later.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody, that was Beard Blaws episode forty five.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: It was an amazing He's an amazing guy and guys
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: go check him out on all the social media's and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: thanks everybody for tuning in viewing getting through the taco
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: bell technical difficulties.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: But if you have some taco Bell.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Just remember never trust the part because you it's gonna
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: end really bad for you.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: So have a good rest of your Thursday, and Patrion
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: and shout out time. We're gonna do that real quick.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Patri and shout out beneficial two one eight Veteran Army
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: for to zero and who else we got in there?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I lost my notes? Okay, a beard is Tater Turtle.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: We got Tom. We got Tom there? And uh, who's
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: the other one?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I think that's all we got.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: I think that's all we got.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: You guys want to be a part of the Patriot
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: get a shout out at the end of each show.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: But patreon dot com slast year yep. So thank you
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: guys very much. Kevin, congratulations again. Mad that's amazing. Get
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: some sleep in the next.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: You get some sleep, man, I'm tired.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Look at the bag. The bags underneath my eyes have
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: not at all.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Ye.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I was so quiet at the beginning of the podcast
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: when I was holding her, I was asleep. I was
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: sitting there.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: I'm like I can't, I don't I And then as
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: soon as I brought her downstairs and like I drank something.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: I was like Okay, I have some a little bit
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: of energy. Let's try and use it.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going down, and I was like,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: in my brain, I'm thinking, what do I do?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Sleep?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: The greatest thing ever.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Stream while they're sleeping. I didn't know what to do.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: You know what you need?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: You need?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: You need Castle to come over to your house and
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: take one of those big things of nice caffeinated coffee
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: and blow it into your face.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: God, you need a coffee, but the coffee went.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: I'm happy to eat a coffee. Bookacky a coffee by
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: next car Bucks? Can I get a event please?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Like, dude, I'm really really tired just with with three
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: extra shots you like. I looked into the camera when
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: I said that one over.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Here, one over here, one over here.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, we have Dad approved. Thank you for checking
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: out your Dad approved and in the great comments. So
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: all right. I have a good rest of your Thursday,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: good rest of your week, and we'll see you guys
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: again here next Thursday, nine pm with another amazing guest
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: in the three of us. It's gonna be an amazing time.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: You guys are all amazing. Have a good rest of
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: your day, Stay safe, stay.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Bearded, and congratulations buddy, and congratulations man.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. All right,