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S4 Ep15: Valentine’s Day · On The Lanai

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Amal and I is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, our guest just took a bite of food. Welcome,
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Jeff Schuster!
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  Speaker 3: Yes, eat!
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  Speaker 4: I will manja with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait, he doesn't like us using his whole name. Welcome,
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Jeff Redacted.
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  Speaker 3: It's too late. Whatever. I'll keep my private life in
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: my private world. When I'm with you guys, I can
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  Speaker 3: be whoever you want.
• 0:46
  Speaker 4: Jeff has been.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to play with me all week.
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  Speaker 4: That is like the third sexy borderline. questionably sexy thing
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  Speaker 4: he said.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he said it too with a deep voice.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I can go deeper.
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  Speaker 2: Gross.
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  Speaker 3: Gross.
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  Speaker 5: Should I just do the whole episode like this, ladies?
• 1:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Daddy.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to start calling him Jeff Daddy.
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  Speaker 4: Math Daddy.
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  Speaker 6: Math Daddy!
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite type of math, Jeff?
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  Speaker 5: I like the math where... There's a six. And there's
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  Speaker 5: a nine.
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  Speaker 3: And then they come together.
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  Speaker 4: I used to think, like back in the day, I
• 1:32
  Speaker 4: used to think that if Jeff and I had been single,
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  Speaker 4: we would have been a cute couple. And we would
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  Speaker 4: have gone along. And the longer I know Jeff.
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  Speaker 7: Aaron tries to lay claim to everybody. Oh, I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: in case Kristen and I ever got divorced, he'd be like,
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  Speaker 7: you can't have, no, we flirted once, no.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, how very dare you. Excuse me. I've been single
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  Speaker 4: the majority of my life. Oh, yeah, I do. I
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: do have a lot of non-sexual throuples, though.
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: She has your man, Kristen, in case you ever break up.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, when we were in Vegas, we wined and dined her.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: We took her out to dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, were you trying to get her?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she'd go for it, but.
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  Speaker 4: I don't go for that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Jeremy gives a little, like, button-down vibe, but
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  Speaker 3: it's always the quiet ones, right?
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  Speaker 4: Look here, I am very happily satisfied with my man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying that... Just saying.
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  Speaker 3: That I'm gross.
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  Speaker 4: You're not gross!
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  Speaker 3: You didn't know I was gross until you got to
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  Speaker 3: know me.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think you're gross. Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, why are you gross?
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  Speaker 4: He's not gross. He's just like... I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: she's the one who thinks I'm gross. It's a personality.
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  Speaker 2: You don't wash your hands or something?
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  Speaker 4: No, he's a delight. That's the thing. He's amazing. On paper,
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  Speaker 4: Jeff Schuster's who I should want to be married to.
• 3:03
  Speaker 4: But he's actually the caricature of every 80s dad ever. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I would have been a good Danny Tanner.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 8: Agreed.
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  Speaker 3: Agreed.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: You want to host Wake Up San Francisco?
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, yeah. This isn't a full house podcast. It's too bad.
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  Speaker 4: Too bad because we are on the number one prison
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  Speaker 4: break podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes. Is this a lot? Are we actually doing
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  Speaker 3: an episode right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I do co-host the world's number one podcast for
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  Speaker 3: prison break cast interviews. So that's pretty cool. It's called
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: Suggested Articles.
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  Speaker 2: I think I was on the episode called Prison Break.
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  Speaker 4: I helped you.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Although, I don't know if you've listened to the most
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  Speaker 4: recent episode, Jeff, but 1F Jeff and I may have
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  Speaker 4: replaced you.
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  Speaker 2: You did an episode without him?
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  Speaker 3: Yep, they did. I've listened. I have notes, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: saving those notes for our next episode. No offense to
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  Speaker 3: the On the Lanai audience.
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  Speaker 2: No, you need him. He's a good fit on that show.
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  Speaker 4: I love this man. I'm thrilled that his children child
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  Speaker 4: lives up here by me. So I'm forced to see
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  Speaker 4: him probably a couple of times a year.
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  Speaker 3: Forced. Do you have any idea how hard it is
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  Speaker 3: to get this lady to leave her house?
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Well, that's the thing is like, I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: pick my boyfriend up from the airport. Cause I had cramps.
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  Speaker 4: So like, The fact that I put on pants and
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  Speaker 4: a real bra with wire to have dinner with you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: You're pretty high at the list.
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  Speaker 3: I was there five days, kept in touch, and I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't get her to come out until the last possible opportunity.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely not. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay.
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  Speaker 6: She was going to hang out with me, and she's like, nope,
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  Speaker 6: I have to go to dinner with Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, false.
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  Speaker 4: All of this is false. Jeff Schuster is a math teacher,
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  Speaker 4: but he's also... secretly a showbiz person who has meals
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  Speaker 4: late at night. Every time the dinner conversation started, it
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  Speaker 4: was like 7.30, 8 o'clock. And I was like, what
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  Speaker 4: do you want me to eat? And then he sends
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  Speaker 4: me this restaurant that's like 30 or 40 minutes from
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  Speaker 4: my house.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was just 30 minutes. Do not make me
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  Speaker 3: go back to the tail of the tape on that one, lady.
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  Speaker 3: It was a 20-minute drive. And you were like, that
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  Speaker 3: is too far.
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  Speaker 2: Call your ass out, Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: We love it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, excuse me.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I eat dinner between four and five, so
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  Speaker 6: it fits after that.
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  Speaker 4: The Tale of the Tape?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'd like to know what the Tale of the
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  Speaker 2: Tape is.
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  Speaker 3: Is this or is this not an 80s-based podcast? God
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  Speaker 3: damn you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you want to play back, like, the... Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 4: I get it now.
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  Speaker 3: I should be able to make a reference like that
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  Speaker 3: without getting shunned. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, we didn't send you to another village and
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  Speaker 4: not let you be in our Amish family anymore.
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  Speaker 3: It was 8 o'clock. Is 8 o'clock too late for
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  Speaker 3: dinner for you guys?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I work East Coast time. Not for me, because
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  Speaker 4: my husband gets off at 8 o'clock. Yeah, talk to Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Gina eats dinner at midnight.
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  Speaker 2: Then it'd be dinner time.
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  Speaker 3: But I do love that I tried to pick a
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  Speaker 3: place that everyone would enjoy because there were a bunch
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: of kids, teenagers, you know. Chuck E.
• 6:30
  Speaker 7: Cheese?
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  Speaker 3: She goes, I'm out. It's 8 o'clock and you picked
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  Speaker 3: a red lobster in another county. I was like, okay.
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  Speaker 4: By the time she gets there and orders.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be so late.
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  Speaker 4: Come here for the Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, the Cheddar Bay Biscuits. That's why you go to
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  Speaker 3: Red Lobster.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in 1987. 1987 was the last time someone lured
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  Speaker 4: someone to Red Lobster for their Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
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  Speaker 3: Eight o'clock is kind of late for dinner. I agree.
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  Speaker 3: But it was a busy day. I'm sorry that my schedule.
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  Speaker 4: And the day prior, your family was having an issue.
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  Speaker 4: And the day after, you were like, I think we're
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  Speaker 4: just going to blah, blah, blah. So this whole five-day thing. Technically,
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  Speaker 4: it was four evenings that he was available to me.
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  Speaker 4: And of them, one of them was at a time.
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  Speaker 3: You were welcome to hang out with us during the day.
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  Speaker 3: You could help me put together IKEA furniture.
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  Speaker 4: I have a.
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  Speaker 3: Job, Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: Unreal.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, also, no one in the history of the world
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  Speaker 4: has been like, can I help you build Ikea furniture?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I love doing it.
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  Speaker 4: It's fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You like just following directions and ending up with something?
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  Speaker 3: It's like Legos, but useful.
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  Speaker 2: I was just going to say it sounds like Lego.
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  Speaker 2: I like that, too. You end up with a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and there's no words. It's only pictures for, like,
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  Speaker 3: how to figure out how to put it together. So
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  Speaker 3: it's a very visual, like, puzzly task.
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  Speaker 4: That makes sense. Jeff's not so good with words.
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  Speaker 3: No. No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I love you so much, Jeff Shuster. If I loved
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  Speaker 4: you less, I wouldn't... If only I could see your face.
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  Speaker 4: Backlit like a monster.
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  Speaker 9: I'm trying to figure out what facial hair he has.
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  Speaker 9: I can't tell if it's a whole beard or mustache.
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  Speaker 1: I just see the mustache.
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  Speaker 4: Let's tell people he has a Van Dyke.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to see my face, let's do a
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  Speaker 3: live recording. My place. I'll have you all over. Just
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  Speaker 3: come on down to Orange County, California.
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  Speaker 4: Is Jeff trying to have a harem-style sex party with
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  Speaker 4: us right now?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what's happening?
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: How come it's always about sex with Erin?
• 8:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, because sex is super important to me. No, I
• 8:44
  Speaker 4: don't know if you know this. I've always been.
• 8:48
  Speaker 4: When I was younger and Babysitter's Club was still cool,
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  Speaker 4: my friends referred to me as Boy Crazy Stacy. Because, like,
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  Speaker 4: I cycled through boys a lot. Like, the stuff I
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  Speaker 4: do now that I find annoying.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to know what stuff you do now, Erin.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty good at it.
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  Speaker 4: I literally just got rid of someone I dated in
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  Speaker 4: my 20s, if that's any indication. Like, I finally got
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  Speaker 4: the message across, like, two decades later that, no, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to sleep with you anymore. But enough about
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: how rad I am.
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: This is the opening to a Golden Girls episode, huh?
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: I forgot how you guys did things here. It's been
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: a long time.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: We're a little loosey-goosey.
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: Would you say it's been a while?
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: Been a while.
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: We're not loosey-goosey.
• 9:40
  Speaker 10: This is the first 15.
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: It's the chat show. Right.
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  Speaker 3: I do love the first 15.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we used to have a show called that for
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: eight seconds.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know. What's anyone got going on?
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: Well, we're recording all day long.
• 9:59
  Speaker 9: Because we're doing this show and then another show. So
• 10:04
  Speaker 9: I'm just trying to keep my stamina going.
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know when this airs. We're recording from like
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: two months in the past, right? You guys do things
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: very differently here than how my show.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: We're not as backed up as we used to be.
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: Two weeks, I think.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that it?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's not so bad.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: It fluctuates depending on.
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: Well, hopefully I'm still alive when you hear this, but
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: tomorrow I'm going to run a 5K for Susan G. Komen.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: I was doing some fundraising. I got about $ 500 to
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: help save boobies. And I feel like that's great for
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: a show like this, you know? You probably have people
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: in your audience that have boobs.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: Most of them probably have nipples.
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, we all also have boobs. You don't even
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: have to go as far as the audience.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: That's my boobs.
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: All four of us have boobs. Technically, men also have boobs.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 6: Men also should be checking for lumps because men can
• 11:01
  Speaker 6: get breast cancer too.
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: Yep. That is true. Anyway, that's my news. That's what
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: I got.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. Good luck to you. Don't fall down.
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: And a podcast about prison break.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: Don't shit your pants like that Hyrox lady.
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. No, I've got to watch what I
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: eat today. I don't want to have explosive diarrhea.
• 11:21
  Speaker 9: It's okay if you shit your pants, but then just
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  Speaker 9: stop competing is the, I guess the moral.
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  Speaker 3: Now, does everyone listening know who you're talking about? I
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: don't remember her name, but.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember her name either.
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  Speaker 3: Some kind of new fitness trend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In the, in the, it's like you do some of this,
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  Speaker 2: you do some of that. It's like a CrossFit thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a, it's like CrossFit, but like competitive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she just shit herself. The lady had the poos.
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: But then she kept doing.
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  Speaker 3: She won.
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: Some of the... It's like you're doing... You're using equipment.
• 11:54
  Speaker 9: So it's like you are spreading fecal matter everywhere. And
• 11:58
  Speaker 9: people were slipping in it. I don't know why they
• 12:02
  Speaker 9: didn't put a stop to that.
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  Speaker 3: Athletic shorts are tight, but they only hold so much.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, people could get... I wonder if anyone got sick,
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  Speaker 2: because that's just... Like the second.
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  Speaker 9: I saw her get off, like, let's say a rowing machine,
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  Speaker 9: I'd be like, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if it's like CrossFit, it could be a little culty.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe they're like, I can't not finish this race.
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  Speaker 3: I must continue.
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  Speaker 4: She was the co-founder. Sorry, the competition co-founder apologized after
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: the athlete, Joanna, was allowed to continue.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like they.
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  Speaker 9: Apologized because people went, what the fuck are you doing?
• 12:44
  Speaker 9: You think that would be common sense in the moment
• 12:46
  Speaker 9: to be like, you can't, madam.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: You're very sick.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: The runner was allowed to continue a race after soiling
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: herself during the event.
• 12:54
  Speaker 9: If anyone listens to the Ralph Report, you heard all
• 12:58
  Speaker 9: the sound effects he played to go with it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that was awful.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like eating my breakfast in the morning and he's
• 13:05
  Speaker 6: playing that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, ugh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's a kilometer run, and then also doing sled pushes, pulls, burpees, rowing, lunges,
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: and carrying sandbags.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all that heavy leg work, you're going to be
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: squatting a lot, so it's just going to come out.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way you can hold it in if you
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: ate some bad shrimp or whatever the fuck. Like, it's
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: coming out. Speaking of red lobster....
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a ridiculous mentality. Like, well, I have
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  Speaker 2: to win.
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, it's not worth it.
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  Speaker 9: You're okay with getting other people sick to win. Like,
• 13:52
  Speaker 9: that's just ego, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: She wanted to prove that despite being sick, she could
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: do it. And she proved it. She proved it.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: You're gross, man. What's going on, Gina?
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about today's episode. Yes, please.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Hello, please do.
• 14:10
  Speaker 9: Today we're talking about Season 4, Episode 14.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: It's called Love Me Tender.
• 14:15
  Speaker 9: The original air date was February 6, 1989.
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  Speaker 2: Directed by Terry Hughes.
• 14:24
  Speaker 9: He's back from his vacation from last episode. Writers were
• 14:28
  Speaker 9: Richard Vaxey and Tracy Gamble. You guys, what do you
• 14:33
  Speaker 9: think Love Me Tender will be about?
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: The ladies are judges for the local Elvis impersonator.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I was going to say Elvis impersonator.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: And so they're judging the contest.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, like they're continuing their little club they made. They
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: threw Dorothy out of.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: The unauthorized Elvis Franklin.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Honka Honka Burning Love.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff, what do you think?
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: Same?
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to say there must be Elvis
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: impersonator involved, but since that has already been taken, Sophia...
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Using her Sicilian recipe book starts up a new restaurant
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: that only serves chicken tenders.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: That'd be great.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: That would be a great idea for a restaurant.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Like Raising Cane's? There already are restaurants.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are, but we can do better.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I can't eat there.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Kristen. You wouldn't know.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: That's really sad.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: She can't have the gluten, y'all.
• 15:37
  Speaker 9: So now, who do you think will be the hardest
• 15:40
  Speaker 9: of the four ladies for Aaron to prove is the
• 15:43
  Speaker 9: villain with her powers of persuasion?
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Do I make that prediction based off of what the
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: show's really about or my chicken tender idea?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Either way.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Sophie is the villain because she is overworking her chicken staff,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: which is probably Rose because Rose has nothing else to do.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: And she gets really abusive. And then Rose cries. And
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: then there's a soft ending where Sophia sort of learns
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: to apologize, but still doesn't quite get it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: So then we should pick Rose as the villain because
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: that would be the hardest one for Aaron to make
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: the villain.
• 16:21
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Remember, it's about challenging Aaron.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Just knocked over a bunch of shit on my desk.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: So who are we picking, motherfuckers?
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Do we all have to agree?
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: We only pick one, so you and Kristen should agree.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Have you been on this show before?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: It was a while ago.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: The last time I was on this show, this was
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: not your game. It was different.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: It was the game, but we weren't explaining it very well.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: All right, if you say so.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: It's so Erin can use her power of persuasion to
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: convince us that that character was the villain. So we
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: want to pick a character that is least likely to
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: be the villain so that it's harder for her to do.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Look, the chicken tender restaurant idea is probably a long shot,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: so I'm happy to defer to Kristen.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's just do Rose.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Rose is the villain on Love Me Tender. All right.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, what did we say?
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Rose.
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: So now.
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: We're going to leave you for a minute, but you'll
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: just hear a commercial and it'll be like nothing. And
• 17:26
  Speaker 9: we're going to watch the episode. And then we're going
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: to come back with a big fat quiz.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: And I go watch a commercial for the big fat quiz.
• 17:38
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• 17:43
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• 17:48
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• 17:49
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• 17:51
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• 17:52
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• 17:53
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• 17:57
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• 17:59
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• 18:02
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• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Welcome back.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: You have to tell the audience to come back.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I'm always surprised when you guys come back after the commercials.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: It's not show business.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: We're a little bossy sometimes with that.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: But you listen well. We appreciate it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: We get confused and just stop the recording.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: That's true. Then by that rationale this episode's here all week.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Tip the waiter. Try the veal. All right.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: No, don't try veal.
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: Well. All right.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Mogwai veal only.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: That's fine. Okay. So.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: What do you guys think? That's Gina's line. I stole it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That's okay.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I love that guy. From the Bob Newhart show. It
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: was cute.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Not a particularly memorable one. I don't know what his
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: name is, but he's delightful.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Nothing crazy silly. Eddie. Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I love Eddie. I love the guy who played Eddie.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: I do like that actor a lot, yeah. He was
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: great and bob newhart eddie he um calm down we're
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: not at the quiz name.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Is john fiedler but i'll tell you that again.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: For some reason and i don't know why i mean
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: i remember this episode i remember most of the episodes
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: when we see what i don't remember I'm more surprised,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: but I love the concept of this. I don't love
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: the episode. The episode's fine. But what's good about the
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: episode is those last few minutes of the girls coming
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: on to him. And for some reason, what I remember
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: most about this episode every time is Rose saying, you
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: have the cutest ears I've ever seen on a man.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: And that's the thing I remember about all of the
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: assorted come ons to Eddie that happened in this is
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: that Rose is like turned on by his ears, which
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: is not a normal feature you see in a man.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Come on, that's true.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: I have to fuck that guy.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Look at his ears.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Never. Never a thing you say.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Look, something about the Golden Girls has lit up my
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: life because I'm not as badly backlit as I was before.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Jeff, you have great ears.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I can't even see them. They're covered.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: No, that's not... I don't... I don't know what that means.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: That's weird.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: It's like the sun changed positions a little bit.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: As the day got later and the sun changed.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: You can see your beautiful face.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I forget. He's a math teacher. He doesn't understand science.
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: He is not He's not a five-star first-year multi-subject notebook.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: He's just one of those single ones that are always
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: 99 cents. The blue one.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: The wide-ruled.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Here's wide-ruled because that's all that's left. Even though you're
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: in college, go ahead and write down your six-inch block
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: letters for your homework. Sorry, can you tell that I
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: sometimes preschool shopped in college too late that I got wide-ruled?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You waited until... The supplies were diminished.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Because she had to leave the house.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: I used to leave the house. COVID broke me. COVID
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: taught me that anything I need can be brought to
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: my front door.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Look, I hate to be a math teacher about this,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: but you and I should probably sit down sometime and
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: talk about how much.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Money you're losing to delivery fees.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: I leave the house to see my boyfriend.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: I never leave your house.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Although not to pick him up at the airport. Your
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: life could be.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Better if you weren't a shut-in. Just saying.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I guess it depends what her gas costs are.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's shut in miles.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put all the variables in.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: I have 9,400 miles on my 2022 car.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Jesus.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: We don't want to make that this episode. We'll skip
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: the quiz. We'll just pull up a whiteboard.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: We're not in the middle of a show, Mr.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Schuster.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: You may have your budgetary intervention with me. Because I
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: will admit.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I would like that, yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Let's fuck right off.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: You have one handy you can wheel in?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: No, absolutely not. We can do this at a later
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: date and time. We can do a budget with Jeff
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: as just a session. But I have 14 questions that
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: I painstakingly created. I will not abandon those just for
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: the sake of being an adult.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Is Baylor not going to shit down?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: He just opened the door and let himself out.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't know he could do that.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to talk about his posable thumbs.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Is he that long?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: He can stretch up.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's tall.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: He's very long.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Long boy.
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: Oh, this is me.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Hello, Mr. Boyfriend Baylor. I love a tall guy.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: He's tall, just like his daddy.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, great.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Speaking of glazing, a lot of sex in this episode.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: His daddy. Okay.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: I tried to just glaze past that. I just was like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: and go.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I'm no judge, but ladies, what did you think of him?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: That man had the sex appeal.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: He looks like he smells like A porterhouse steak. Well,
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah. That was in the script, right? But, like,
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: he also looks like he smells like fresh linen. Like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: he definitely buys the fresh linen laundry shit. And his
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: clothes seem like they would always be.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Slightly wrinkled and potentially.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Damp if he had a sweating scenario for how his
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: smell increased.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Your shallow judgments? No.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: No, thank you.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: How good he is in bed. Yeah. I mean, maybe.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to be shallow and vain? Not even vain.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, look. By the time the deed is done, everybody's
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: going to be at least a little damp.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: If someone looks like they might be damp, just slightly
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: damp at all times to me, I'm not going to
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: want to have sex with them. It's not about....
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: The important thing is naming it before you tell the story.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Like, I... I'm going to get myself in so much trouble.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Like Ryan. I adore Ryan. Ryan is. Very sexy. He
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: was on our show.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: He was on last week.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I find him irresistible. In a way. I didn't even
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: know it was possible. I think he's so sexy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: That's her Eddie. She found one.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't get to meet him when I was up there.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Look at both of us. We're not like. going to
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: win a beauty award, right? We're real funny and that's important.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: But Eddie's had a lot of partners because he's irresistible
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: and I don't want to catch something.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Statistically, he probably has something.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: If I had shown up and Ryan was funny and
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: still looked like Eddie, just sort of looked like damp,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: He doesn't look damp. He was talking about how he sweats.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: He smells more like Porterhouse, which makes me think if
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: he smelled a little bit like Porterhouse then, he had
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: already been sweating by the time he was talking to Blanche.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I don't like damp people.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you're saying damp and not moist.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: If Ryan was a sweater, I don't know if he'd
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: be here.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: No, no one wants Blanche. That's all you can say.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: They hate everybody.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Which is why we're going to play this quiz now.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, people hate moist. Just as a word.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Moist is fine because I love a moist cake.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, moist cake.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I just don't like... What did you think I was
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: going to say?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: You're getting all bashful now.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I love when we try to make Jeff say boy things.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Come on, Jeff, say boy things.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Will this make the show?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: That's my question.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to listen back. Look at you.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Jeff.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I've got like two hours between recording the podcast and
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: releasing the podcast.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: See, Jeff doesn't know this. Jeff doesn't actually edit his show.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: No, there's current events. It's tech news. It's tech news
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: and prison break news.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe you should reconsider that plan.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Don't try to get this man to plan anything.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be the same day.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: There we go, buzzers. Have been set up. They're ready
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: to go. So, according to the rules of etiquette, you
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: should never wait more than how many minutes for a date? Kristen. 20.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: East Point Kristen. Kristen, did you want to give us
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: a quick look at the scores?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Aaron has zero points. Gina and Jeff have zero points.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: And I have one.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Wait, and how many does Aaron have?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Aaron has zero.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Not anymore.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Zero.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Nil.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: How many does Abby have?
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: Nothing.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Nada.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Nilch.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Abby has ten. I think it's zilch.
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: Nilch.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Nilch.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I think you guys are dicks. Alright, next thing. Love you.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Reset the buzzer, Aaron.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't say shit.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: How did Dorothy get this date?
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Tinder before it was Tinder.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Sophia set her up with the date from an advertisement
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: on the side of a bus.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Kristen gets the point.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: In their live show, they make a dating app called
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: Creekin for the olds.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: For the olds.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: What is the name of the program Rose is sending
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: out flyers for?
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: It's easier when I would just shout my name.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: Kristin the be a pal program yep no matter how
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: fast you are she's faster oh i.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Know i'm well aware i'm i guess i know right.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: No we had problems with that because because you see there's.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Lag on video i was testing.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: You can try also your name is shorter And sometimes
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: someone who doesn't have a single syllable name would get upset.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Were you just testing that?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: No, I trailed off. It's fine. Just please reset.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Don't penalize him. I told him I knew nothing.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I want to have a chance at a point.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: What is your question? You started a question and then
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: you were like this.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: Where am I?
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Are you morning downing right now? Is this like sundowning for.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Morning downing.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a sex move.
• 30:29
  Speaker 12: Morning downing.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I was morning downing.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I'll morning down you. All right, here we go. All right,
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: I've reset the buzzers. Jesus.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: What is the first reason Sophia gives.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: For wanting to call the police? Oh, Jeff. And now
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: you don't know. It's not the first reason.
• 31:02
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: And Gina, what do we got?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I have to be called on.
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: She sarcastically tells Rose she wants to know the best
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: place to get donuts from the cops.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: See, I'm a good girl. I wait until I'm called on.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, Gina.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I don't ask about the buzzers.
• 31:25
  Speaker 10: Eating tissues you make it sound like I'm a monster
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: I'm only a monster because you guys pick on me
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: so no ma'am I will fucking cut you all yes.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Ma'am definitely not a monster.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: No I might be violent but I'm not a monster
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: whatever did you guys.
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: Have those friends where they had to call their parents
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: ma'am and sir and you're like what the fuck is.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: This is that a question.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Maybe Okay. Next question. I literally can't with this anymore. So... No,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: I'm moving on.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: The answer is as if even.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I literally can't.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: What did the juggling herrings juggle and why was it
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: so dangerous?
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Finally.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: I love a Ginsu knife.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Holy shit.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Jeff got a point. Look at the big brain on Jeff.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: How far behind is Jeff? I feel like we should
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: get a point.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: Aaron still has zero points. Jeff and Gina are tied
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: with one point each.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: We did it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And Kristen has three.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Hooray.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: She's winning as per usual.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: All right, so let's get this going.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Roll your eyes.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: At me, Missy.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: What?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: She rolled her whole head.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: That must be so fun for everybody.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Erin, go ahead.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: No, it's cool. I do this in my day job sometimes, too.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: I'll go, I'll wait. Well, look, when you have adult
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: people tantruming like toddlers when you're like, I need you
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: to share your screen and show me what the error
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: message you got is. And they're like, no.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: They're all shopping.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: I'll wait.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: They just say no.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Guaranteed.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: It's hilarious. Okay, next. What?
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to see the other tabs I
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: have open.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: That's the thing, yeah. What does Sophia say after Rose
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: tells the first part of her St. Olaf story?
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I hate you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: That was a great line.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: It's not just a great line. Her delivery was just
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: so fucking deadpan. Perfect.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: She just kind of was like, oh, Sophia.
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yep. and then she went on she said Ollie's name
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: again at that point and I was like oh god
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: alright why does Rose tell Blanche to skip the innocence
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: part of her makeup routine.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Kristen because the show starts in two hours.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah they only have two hours until the movie so
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: she doesn't have time for innocence alright point Kristen.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Make them look like whores and let's go.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: What is under Eddie's sheets? Gina.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: A cappuccino maker, Rose.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Sure is.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: But foam's coming out.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: You gotta be careful. You'll burn yourself. Especially with that milk.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: That's the wrong knob.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't drink cappuccino. Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, it ain't cold foam.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: All right. Blanche tells Dorothy that the gold earrings were
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: meant for petite ears. What line does Dorothy say she's
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: currently waiting for? Kristen.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: The Dumbo line.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Disney's Dumbo line.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Dumbo.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: And then I know the audience won't be able to
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: see this, but because.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I am so tortured by you. On my thing here,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: it says next to it, zero days.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I love that that happens on two different podcasts.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Because I knew the second they made that joke in
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: the episode, started the clock for how long it would
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: take Kristen to say zero days.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: It didn't take long. Now it happens on all of them.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: It's on all of them now. It's everywhere.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: It's caught fire.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: It honestly happens at work. I just. Anyway, look. Sorry
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: you're all mad that you're not as good as Disney. Cool.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Who got this point? Kristen. Of course you did. It's fine.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not as good as Disney.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Allegedly. What does Blanche threaten Rose with to get her
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: to spill Dorothy's secret?
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't remember.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't catch it. She spills the orange juice. Does
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: that count?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, Erin.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. On the lanai.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: This is me. Hi.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Hi, Abby.
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: She threatens to tickle her.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: I hate it when my mom touches me.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Point for Abby.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Abby's on the board. Oh, I guess that means I
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: still don't know.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Erin still has zero.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: That's correct.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Abby chose to.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Answer, so.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: You're going to have that Happy Meal delivered for like
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: 12 dollars a few.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: She's not getting a Happy Meal today.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: You're as smart as a tiny old dog, Jeff. Not smart.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Not smart. Maybe she subscribes to the delivery service.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: I do have Dash Pass, yeah. And technically, I don't
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: think the cash pass. What does Sophia call the sex
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: that Dorothy is having with Eddie? Abby, do you want
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: to answer this one too? You might win.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Moist.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, Aaron.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, so the answer to that question was, I can't
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: believe no one heard this. It made me so sick
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: to my stomach. Sports nookie.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, I did hear the word nookie, but I didn't
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: hear the words before it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Something about it sounds sweaty. And because it's that guy.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: I think that's why I also was like.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Aaron's tied with Abby.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: This is correct.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Good job, you two.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: You're going down, Abby.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Bring it, bitch.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Excuse me. It'd be great if Abby won this season
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: and I had to make her a tiny trophy that
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: was like even smaller because it had to be for her.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Who does Sophia say that she wishes she had married
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: when she had the chance? Kristen.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Bing Crosby.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Dang. All right, guys. It's time for everybody's favorite and mine.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: It's time for the Nosedown Bonus. What is one of
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: the Road to movies starring Bing Crosby and Bob Hope
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: other than Road to Morocco?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck. That's the one I knew. Fuck you, that's what.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I only know Road to Morocco.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: It's as if it's as if Ralph Garman was here
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: for a minute. Fuck you! Alright, Jeff, you buzzed in.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Would you like to.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Give me one? Road to Honolulu.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's time for me to get up.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: His answer was so good that an alarm jingled.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. My phone was very happy for me.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: You decided to just pick a random place.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Are you drunk?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Well, I thought Honolulu. It's really early for day drinking, Erin.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not drunk. I just don't understand.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: The road to Honolulu.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: No one gets it. So that's not one?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know the other ones.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: In order of them being released, it was Road to Singapore, Zanzibar,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: then Morocco, which was the most famous, Road to Utopia,
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Road to Rio, Road to Bali, and then Road to
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Hong Kong was their final picture in 62. They were
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: so popular that there were like five originally and then
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: like five years later they were like jk we're doing
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: another one and then 10 years after the second to
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: last one they were like one more time boys let's
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: do these one for the road yeah so but morocco
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: is the one everyone seems to know and so i
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: that's why i wanted.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: To leave that one out i know family guy did
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: road to rhode island.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Is that the last question no okay.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: I had to scratch my eye.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I was just checking.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: You're so mean to me. Last question. What is Eddie's curse? Oh, Jeff.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Every woman on earth just wants to fuck the shit
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: out of that guy. He's irresistible to women. They need him.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: No matter how damp he is. And he smells like steak.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Ooh, steak.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, he got it right, so we'll give him
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: the point, but I'm almost tempted not to.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: You wanted exact wording?
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Rude.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: No, just Jeff be Jeffin'..
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: How dare you give us content, Jeff?
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: If I'm not Jeffin', I don't know what to do
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: with myself.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Well, that was un-Jeffin' believable.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: He changed his Zoom name to not Aaron. I just
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: caught that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Wow. kristen who won.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: The game me um aaron and abby are tied with
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: one point jeff has two points gina have three and
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: i won with six.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Six jeez all right.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Jeff got three points is that what you said no i.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Got two Oh, just two.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: And then there was that negative point you assigned at
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: the very beginning of the episode, but I didn't take
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: that into account. So if we did take off that
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: one point, then he would be tied with you and Abby.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: But I'm assuming that was a joke, so I didn't
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: count it.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll let him keep his measly point.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: It doesn't really make a difference.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: You slaughtered him.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Well, that was cool. Gina, do you got some trivia
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: for us?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: John Fiedler was Eddie.
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: He was in 12 Angry Men. He played the old
• 43:20
  Speaker 9: man in Emperor's New Groove. He was Piglet in Winnie
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: the Pooh.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Beware the groove. Don't throw off the groove. Stephanie Rydell
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: was Jackie. She was on some Blossom. Hmm.
• 43:37
  Speaker 9: Shanna Washington was Marla. She was in something called Hard
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: Time on Planet Earth. Tom Simmons was the security guard.
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: He was on a show called Mixed-ish.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's new.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Nyland in Norwegian. I know what it means. It means
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: New Grove.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: It's a secret.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to tell.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: No, I was going to tickle her. She had to.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 9: The two teens' names are Marla and Jackie, like Marla
• 44:10
  Speaker 9: Gibbs and Jackie Harris from 227, which these writers.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Worked on before joining the Golden Girls.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: That she was just Jackie. Does she even have a
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: last name?
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: She's on Days of Our Lives now.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Damn it. The sand beat me to it. I was
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: waiting patiently to say that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: That's her zero days.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Day players, number one fan.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: No.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I'll wait.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: No, she's done.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I like that. You brought it full circle, Gina. B.
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: Arthur didn't love this episode because she wanted Dorothy to
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: date a hotter man. The producers explained that that was
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: the whole point of this episode.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: So B. relented, but still was not happy about it.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's not an ugly man, so he's just fine. No,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: he's not ugly.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: I don't think the men they put Blanche with are
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: particularly hot myself.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Based on the Golden Girls, men and women in the
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: 80s were apparently less attractive overall.
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: I think Miles is probably the hottest guy any of
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: them has, and he's just okay.
• 45:36
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: What do you think? Stan's not a looker.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: No. No.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: A long time from now, Dorothy will have some more
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: attractive men in her life.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: I'm just shocked that Bea Arthur cared about that.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Jerry Orbach. Was probably one of the sexiest guys that
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Dorothy dated.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Jerry Orbach was a sexy guy? Or just compared to
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: the others? Is he sexy?
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Compared to the others.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Erin's giving me a look now. She's into Jerry Orbach.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: You wore out your VHS of Dirty Dancing, didn't you?
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: No, more like Law and Order. I find him more
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: handsome in Law and Order.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, in his later years. Okay.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Lumiere. He was pretty great at being Lumiere.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know that Bea Arthur was particularly vain. I
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: think it was more that the girls, the jokes would
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: always pick on her looks.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: And like it wore her down at some point.
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: So maybe she's like, OK, can we stop with I'm
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: ugly and I only get ugly people?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: You know, this happened.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: What's so interesting about this is this is something that
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: happened with Saxon City, too. Some of the beef that
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: happened with. I don't know why I said beef.
• 46:55
  Speaker 9: Beef.
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: Beef.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: That happened with. That. A group of four women. Was
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: not just pay related. It was also that. Kim Cattrall
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: was really tired of being called. The old one. The slut.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: And so there were hurt feelings. The same way. And
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: it's the same thing here right. Like. rose was basically
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: the greeter that did the like warm-up stuff the first
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: couple seasons uh she was out there talking to the
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: crowd warming up for the show and then after that
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: in addition to her not being into doing the scripts
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: and stuff she uh she was a distraction on top
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: of being called ugly of course b didn't want to.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: I just love that you brought Kim Cattrall into this
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: conversation because even though the audience will never hear it
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: while we were watching the episode, I happen to reference
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: mannequin because of that creepy ass mannequin in the mall, which,
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: you know, if your audience was watching the show along
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: with us, they'll know what mannequin we're talking about. That
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: thing was, it had makeup on.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: It was a men's mannequin that had makeup on. It
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: wasn't like all female mannequins seem to have quite a
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: bit of makeup on usually, but.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: This was like a guy wearing a lot of rouge.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: So just a couple of references.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: Please.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: They talked about Janet Gaynor. She was an American actress
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: in silent films.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: She's so pretty, but she was dead before that. What
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: I was confused about is she was like she died
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: in the 80s. So I'm not sure why they referenced
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: her being in frames in stores because she'd been dead
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: like five years, four or five years before this episode
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: would have come out. I'm just curious.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I've got to look her up now. Grab my phone.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Janet Gaynor.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Janet Gaynor.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I was wondering. I mean, it had to be someone because.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she really was in frames.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Janet Gaynor.
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: I only look these up quickly while we're watching. Nelson Mandela,
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: former president of South Africa. Muammar Gaddafi. She said Colonel
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: Gaddafi was a military officer and former prime minister of Libya.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: They mentioned Jim and Tammy Baker. They were televangelists.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Jim Baker's still out there if you ever need buckets
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: of crappy apocalypse food. Oh, cool. He will sell you some.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Did you try it? Is it good?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: No, no. I'm not a fan.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: So now, over to Aaron, where we'll talk about Rose.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Can I say something? I'm sorry, Aaron. This is creepy.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Everyone should go look up Janet Gaynor. I mean... i'm
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: a big game of thrones fan i used to do
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: a game of thrones podcast it's called pot of thrones
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: it's still out there somewhere but look up janet gainer's
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: imdb photo and tell me that that's not aria stark
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: and she does kind of like holy shit.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah well she's the girl that was in the original
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: star is born movie and a bunch of silent films
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: and she was super famous thanks for holding that picture
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: up on a audio only podcast that's helpful i.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Know this way your audience can see right oh yeah
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: she did make Maybe you can make it the episode thumbnail.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: In my honor.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: No, probably not. Not Aaron. But what I will do
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: for you. Not Aaron. Because I will tell you about
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: a villain. And you guys picked Rose. And honestly, secretly,
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: I was like, I hope they pick Rose. And here's why.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: It played into her hands.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: So first of all, she... She can't keep a secret.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: And it was the only thing I was like, okay,
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: that'll give me a leg up is that Rose has
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: never been able to keep a secret. This is her
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: not keeping a secret again.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: So she lasted like a minute.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: If that she, yeah, it was the threat of being
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: tickled too. No one got that question, right? So I
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: didn't spend a long time on it, but it wasn't
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: even that like she actively tickled her. She just said, Rose,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tickle you. And then she told her.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: So it's not that she's a villain on purpose, but
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: her stupidity often makes her a villain. Like her childlike
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: whimsy of an inappropriate amount. Anyway. Okay. That's villain one.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Villain two. And Gina has mentioned this once already. And
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: we mentioned it while it was on. She spills the
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: orange juice in the kitchen. And then she doesn't even
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: fucking wipe it up.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: I think Kristen noticed that.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Did you even notice.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: That before I pointed it out? That's my question. Did
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: you just pre-watch these episodes?
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: She just used my commentary.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: I pre-watched the episodes.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: And you noticed the orange juice?
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the cup in the fridge is yellow, not
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: the pink one that's been in there. Calm down. The
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: real problem is not that she spills. Everyone makes mistakes.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: The problem is that she doesn't fucking wipe it up
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: and goes and sits down at the table. So someone's
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: going to fall in that orange juice.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Because I think she accidentally did it and they had
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: to continue the scene.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: No, I'm sure that she's going to slip like that
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: high rocks lady. Orange juice.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: She's going to break a hip and then she's going
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: to shit herself.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Sophia's just going to fall down later.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right, look, I have other things that make
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: her the villain.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: No, I agree.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Villain.
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: Orange juice.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: She makes fun of Dorothy for being unlucky in love.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: And I don't mean just the normal way they shit
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: on Dorothy, but this particular episode, when Dorothy's having a
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: little emotional meltdown towards the end, and now she's going
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: to break up with Eddie, and she's like, yeah, like,
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: so-and-so who left me, and so-and-so. And then Rose goes, sweetie,
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: if you're going to name everyone that ever dumped you,
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: we're going to be here all day. And I felt
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: that was way too... harsh it was pretty villainous that
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: was that was a deep cut to be like fuck
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: you rose yeah yeah and then she tries to seduce
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: eddie and but with his cute ears but here's the
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: villainous part of her seduction she says he looks like
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: bambi first of all why do you want to fuck
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: a deer that's weird second of all What man wants
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: to be told they look like a baby deer from
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: a movie whose, like, parents die? Like, what a fucking
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: weird villain. Jeff, you're cute.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: You look like Bambi.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Bambi?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, he liked it.
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: He's more like Flower.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: At least.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did a voice.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: At least... I mean, Bambi is a dude. I think
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Bambi often gets mistaken for a girl, but... Yeah, Bambi's
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: a boy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: That's why Bambi meets a lady deer later. I just.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: Do you want to be told that you're hot like
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: a young baby deer? Or does that feel a little
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Epstein Island also that fucks animals?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I'm going to make some venison jerky out of you.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Look, man, if it's an adult woman that's coming on
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: to me, I don't really care what she says.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Let's make things happen.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going to bite your head off like a praying mantis.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Before or after?
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: During.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: At climax.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: He's still into it though he's.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Like alright I've had a good run have you seen
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: gas prices yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: That's your logic I'm okay with dying because of the
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: gas prices life's hard.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: Excuse me you could just use your leggings mister not
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: Aaron and you.
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: Could walk get a bike Jeff Yeah, just use your
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: leggings or you can use a scooter.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: I could be one of those e-bike kids.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I love my e-bike.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Also, there's this thing, I don't know if you've heard
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: about it, and what's weird is you have one, so
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: I guess maybe you have heard about it. It's an
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: electric vehicle.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Well, thanks for breaking kayfabe. Thanks for breaking kayfabe, Erin.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: God damn it. That was just the first thing that
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: came to mind. I could have said beef prices. I
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: don't know. But I said gas prices. I'm sorry.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Beef prices is what you're... I love you. I'm sorry.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: We do love Jeff. I like to fluster you because
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: you get... It's honestly, it's adorable. I always love it flailing.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: I love it flailing.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: We love Jeff and you should too. So Jeff, where
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: can people find you?
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: There's really only one place worth looking and that is
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: open any podcast app and look for Suggested Articles, a podcast.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: And you can join us to learn about why everything
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: is evil in the world of technology.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Excellent.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Amazing. And where can they find us?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: You can find us across all socials. At Amal and
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I pod. And you can email us at Amal and
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I pod.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: At gmail.com.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: You don't have to stay here. But you can't go.
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: I mean you don't have to go home. But you
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: can stay here. And your cheesecake is by the door.
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: And party to go bags.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Oh great.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you Abby.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Alright we're going to get out of here.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Bye.