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Episode 282: Aryan Skiers · Not That Serious

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Oh, I love the smell of Expo spready Gibbs spready gives supposed that's the
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new girl ex posted, But that's that pushed the revenge and revenge barn.
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It's not funny and yes he's a oh pretty good is he? Yeah?
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Yeah? Not the only fans, but she'd be getting Yeah. I don't
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know. I'm sorry, who are we? What are we doing? Mommy,
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I don't know that is I told you I watched amateur. I don't
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know amateur. Clearly she's not going to get into the nuances and that's not
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amateur. If you know it's a new episode, please am I for the
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love of God, Mike, it is the not that serious podcast. If
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somebody doing amateur, good God, not that serious podcast. Greatest podcast in
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the world in the porn industry. Keane, you're not helping, thank you.
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I am Michael. I am trying to find out who are you?
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Elsie, who has his opinions on amateur Born, Keenan Lemon and m J,
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who clearly has his opinions on amateur Born, comes to with agree to
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disagree on the status and definition of amateur porn and Coux thank you late Yes.
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Later in the episode. Yes, the post as old episode. Lamar
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called that what's up? What are we doing now? Lama, No,
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I'm looking at the questions. So yeah, we had a lot of talk
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about, uh, a game of are you smarter than keenan? Are you
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smarter than fifth grader? So now it's time. Yeah, now it's time
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to find out because y'all don't know y'alls shape. So I'm gonna ask you
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guys five questions supposed to be fifth grade level, different subjects, Math.
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Are we gonna answer them? Then? English? No, we'll do.
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We'll do all five and then we'll reveal afterwards. Number real quick m hm.
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So you can number your boards one through five and then we'll get at
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it. You can play along at home listening. Driving. You don't have
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to write it down. You just remember your answers unless you're that skilled.
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No, no, no, unless you drive a Tesla. M nah.
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The other day they've be doing that ship that is real that she drove itself.
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Anyway, all right, let's start off real easy for you guys.
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Which continent is the most populated Asia, South America, Europe or Africa?
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Question two, how is sodium represented in the periodic table of elements, the
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letters S, the letters S, O, the letter K, the letters
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n A. Oh you stupid, Keenan. Do you need some more time
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ahead? Like? What's it's not? Salt? Okay? Next question?
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What is this? What is the scientific name for the upper arm bone,
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the olna, the radius, the humorous or the femur? Can you say
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upper upper arm bone, the ulna, the radius, the humorous, or
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the fever. Everyone have their answers? Al all right? Next question?
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How many sides are equal in an Isoceles triangle? One, two, three
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or zero? Isosceles triangle? How many sides are equal one, two,
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three or zero? I'm trying to think of like mic and the last question
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word m hmm. I'm still stuck on the salt? When because you?
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Is everyone ready for the last question? Okay? What part of the speech
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is the word quickly adverb adjective preposition or renown quickly adverb, adjective preposition or
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renoun Can you can you reread number two? Jesus number two? You got
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it wrong. I'm just take, just take you got it? The sodium.
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The options are S, S, O, K, or n A.
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Okay, Keenan, you're out of time, I know, it's not
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ok it's okay. Do you want me to just go through the pot?
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You want me to just go through the questions? One? Okay? Wants
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to give our answers individually? I guess sure? Which continent is? You
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say your answer? Yeah? All right? Which continent is the most populated?
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Sure? Asia? Asia? Asia? All right? Good job one
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for everybody. Second question, how is sodium represented in the periodic table with
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elements? No? A good job? A. Yeah, that's the last
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option I gave what I knew he was. That was nothing. I don't
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think that it was anything. We can check now. It's definitely not sodium.
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I can tell you that much. I thought, nope, it's in
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A N, A C L. That's table s. Yeah. What's the
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scientific name for the upper arm bone? I said radius? All rights?
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Humorous? Yeah? Is that what they say? You hit your funny bone.
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That's the only reason why I pay keers. You just gotta get it
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right, doesn't matter how last question or not last question. Fourth question,
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how many sides are equal in an iocely triangle? I believe it's too too
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elsie, I said zero. I got that one wrong. It was two.
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And the last question, what part of speech is the word quickly.
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Okay, so Mike obviously won, I think, but I'm smarting Elsie smarter
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than Keenan. No, because you lost, you got three, I got
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four? What so? Yeah, you lost this week, but all right,
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maybe we'll do it again. What's the capital of America? Annapolis,
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Georgia, Newport News, Jeg, Virginia. What what? What's the capital
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US? US? United States? I don't like the fact that you you
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really like trying to disrespect my gangster because because this geography, that's tricky of
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America, my guy, Yes, of America. I don't know where the
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White House is stalling. I don't know. I'm not answering. Now,
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you're trying to disrespect me. The last person that disrespect me, I am
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stalling, ended up six feet down me stalling, stalling of all things,
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stalling me what you know? Me installing in the same sentence me me stalling?
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No way, Nah, I'd never stall what me? Nah? I
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gotta say I got all these answers right, there was twelve questions. I'm
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definitely smarter than a fifth grader. Fifth grader, so yeah, what's triangles?
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I think of? That? Does that's not uh scaling Scaling. I
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can only see that in my head. I don't know why Scaling Kayleene.
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That's the only reason why I remember it. Who's Kayleen? So? Back
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in school stop, Back in school, my math teacher used to have ways
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to help us like remember ship. So like she it was a girl in
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my class, Scaleen. Well, her name was Kayleen, so she used
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to call Scaling Kayleen. She used to call me Keen Keenan. I forget
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what that was in math terms, but like she used to like help us
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remember ship like that. So that's the only reason I remember Scalen Kayleen.
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Okay, I'm talking about some stops. Let me explain myself. Stop.
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Nope, let me so smart. That's I was thinking about that with These
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kids are stupid. Now, she's not associative. That's why I don't remember
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it. That's why that's that's a good point. Good job. Yeah,
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I'll talk about that with the other day of my parents randomly. I don't
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even know what I think. We're talking about election season coming up nasty unfortunately,
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talking about Trump and how he was in the the fucking sneaker convention.
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No, you mentioned I guess the fucking not the election or whatever. The
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fun when they or no Hitlaro. Hillary was like this got us to be
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paid taxes and he was like that he's smart, like in front of everybody,
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that makes me smart, funniest ever. I'm a finessa. I was
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like, bro, and Nigga still voted like he got he's got a point.
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He can finess the system. If he can be the government, that
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means he could run the government. Got you. If he doesn't pay taxes,
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then maybe he'll make away that I don't have to pay taxes. No,
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nigga, says the poor white man in Idaho. Nigga, No,
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you have no chance. He don't even funk with you. He had a
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tornado. Oh no, that was that's it for this time. Good job,
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like gold star. Disappointed in myself for this. All right, there's
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I'm been drinking. Yeah yeah see Keenan sabotage did Wow? I still know
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my capitals though? Wow, I don't. What's the capital of Delaware?
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Okay, New York Wmington? Oh isn't it dover y Delawarre? Scene Delaware
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City, Delaware? I mean there's a Jersey city, so why not that's
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how you gotta get them? What with? Yeah, I'm not even gonna
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try. I'm not even try. But I'm not gonna ask him five geography
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questions. I'm not gonna try. You gotta have a little range. But
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Elsie, did you want to talk about the Honolulu? That's why? Who
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the fuck did I marry that living Hallolulu? That's Hawaii? Had no ship
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niggas, what the fuck? There's other islands in Hawaii, Waikiki that's not
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an island. Now is Alaska, and the island is Alaska. And the
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island now, according to some people, they think it is. They think
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it's a peninsula. Now it connects. It connects, No, because on
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the map, because they don't see Canada, because it's just they put it.
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They put it down next to Hawaii. Oh, they actually thought it
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was down there, but they thought Alaska was an island. But the word
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there Hawaii. I almost said the word lord. Yeah, reptars expensive not
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shout out to whoever's on the discord that recommended Samurai Kamui a new show.
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I should take it out as anime? Is that the one that somebody said
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was it was almost as good as j J K. That one. There's
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two episodes out and Mike has seen the light Now of jujusuisen Bro took a
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couple of weeks. I didn't realized I was put into that group chat.
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I started talking about it recently and I'm like, ship, I was supposed
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to start watching that and I never did. You never see it. I'm
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in the group chat, I'm like, what the fuck is motherfucker's talking about
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Joe out the thing? I think? You know, free mouth, you
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know you know what I'm saying. Doin expansion. You know what I'm saying,
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man, expansion, real tight things, real tight, real tight,
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the lawyer. You know what I mean, go do to God. In
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that show, they said from the rip, this nigga right here is the
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strongest, and they have made that. They have kept up that point the
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entire show, Like who are you talking about? It was like this nigga
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is the strongest and this ship don't work. I'm it's this nigga's around like
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they make it very much a point to always mention that he is that nigga.
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Like without him, we are fucked. We are in deep shit.
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Even the bad guys are like, yo, we need to handle him first,
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or there is no plan. We can't take over. We have to
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isolate him first. Unless he's handled, there is no plan. We need
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to understand this. Everybody's like, everybody has our even groups that are beefing
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with each other, they have the same understanding. No, no, no,
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no no, we gotta handle this nigga. First, I gotta watch
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Yeah, it's good, very good. You watch the movie. Now,
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that's next. You gotta see the movie. Yeah, you gotta see the
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movies. The movie a prequel m for what like how far? It's a
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prequel for the like the second season kind of okay, okay, not for
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like the whole show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good stuff. Good.
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But you said, who the fuck did I marry man? So,
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y'all, y'all watched the ten minute with me? Did you watch you?
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I didn't watch it. Did you watch what I'm saying? We just watch
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it together. You don't pay attention to ship. He's always listening, even
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if he's not. Uh no. So this is woman. She's actually from
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Jersey. Her name is Reesa. She's on TikTok. So she went on.
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She told this story. This is how like it all started. It's
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literally a ten minute TikTok of how she married a pathological liar. This just
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came out this past weekend, so before President's Day. It's that weekend,
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just so your timeline again, and she's like live. She's not doing this
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live, but she makes fifty plus videos in the span of three days to
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put all this detail and can make sense. So the video starts out as
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the first like ten minute prequel. She kind of goes into detail here and
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there, but not nearly as much as she does when she makes the whole
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thing about how she married this dude who's a pathological liar. Pretty much he
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lied about everything. He lied about his family members, he lied about how
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many times he was married, He lied about people who were alive, he
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married out people, he lied about people who were dead. Uh, he
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lied about his job, positioned how much money he made himself. But all
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of them, No, it's just just loud covert I think we hear so
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No. So he pretty much he pretty much lied about rude to interruption up,
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I don't even Yeah, he lied about everything. So he lies about
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like they want to buy a house, and he said he was gonna pay
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for it six hundred ninety nine thousand dollars in cash. He said he had.
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So he told this woman he had four accounts. She saw two of
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them. She said, the two accounts that he showed her there was money
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in there, so she knew you had some type of money. But he
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was saying his main like like his real savings, like he had a US
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savings, wouldn't show her that, and then he had an offshore account that
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she definitely couldn't see. Damn. So this is what he's telling her,
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and he's going into grave detail about these things. So they try to buy
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this house. He said, he's going to do it in a cash offer.
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They accept the offer, like the people that are trying to buy the
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house for from they're like, all right, well we'll accept it, but
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you have to show us proof of income. He said, no, I'll
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send the money when you just accept it, and then I'll show you proof
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of income after we get through it. Like, no, we're not doing
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business like that. So that house fell through. And this happened multiple times.
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They were looking at houses, like three or four times, and every
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single time they tried to buy a house, it fell through. He told
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her he was going to buy her a BMW they want. He took her
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test driving Kia's BMW's Audi's Jaguar they were driving all around the city, letting
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her test drive all these cars. He did this twice. He was gonna
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put her in two different cars, and every time he's gonna put in the
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car, something happened. Right, So she starts to get the inkling that
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he just likes to see her almost have something and then take it from her.
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Right, Yeah, very nasty. But backtrack. They met on Hinge
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right before COVID I think happened, or COVID was like in the midst of
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happening. But they connected really quick because he's a liar, crying about everything,
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and she had plenty of red flags throughout this she called the United Nation
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of red Flags. The first date, her tire blew out. He came,
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He came and fixed it, paid for the new tire and everything.
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She's like, oh, maybe this is just somebody supposed to be Like maybe
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he's a really good guy. But things like that, just like constantly,
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things that were preventing her from being this relationship. She just ignored it.
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So they were together and then they got married. They actually ended up quarantining
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together like after like two weeks of knowing each other, very soon. Not
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smart, but this is a person as a woman who she even says that
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she was like, I was dumb, I was naive because I really wanted
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to be married, and he took advantage of that, right desperate. Unfortunately
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he took it. He took advantage of her her just desperation. Desperation.
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So fast forward, they get married. Top of the year. They get
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married June fifth, right, so she says, by June January fifth is
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gonna get married. He's, yeah, my fault. They get married January
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fifth, She said, by January thirty, first she knew that she was
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in something way overhead. Wait, this is twenty twenty one, Oh okay,
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So yeah, twenty twenty they went through that. Twenty twenty one is
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when they got married. They got divorced August twenty twenty one. Oh okay.
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So within this span of eight months she ended up getting pregnant. She
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lost the baby. He told her aunt that they were still having the baby,
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and they weren't. He lied about that. He told her that he
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had all these friends. He told her that he had four brothers and two
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sisters. He only had two brothers and one sister or something like that,
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or one of them was a cousin. So he'd be on the phone acting
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like he's talking to somebody in front of her, like hey, hey,
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such said what's up, and she was like, hey, he's on the
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phone with no one. He used to do this all the time. One
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point, she was in the hospital because she had to get a surgery because
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she lost the baby. He couldn't come pick her up because he said that
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you know, the lie was he was a VP for a company, for
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like a condiment company. He was not a VP. This nigga was a
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forklip driver and he loaded forklips a temp a and like she said, there's
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nothing wrong with that. It's a regular job. He had a job,
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but he was lying about the job. She's in the hospital, gets the
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surgery. They say, you know, you're only supposed to be in surgery
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for or post out for in about an hour and then to Mike come pick
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you up. That's like usually the longest. She was in there for three
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hours because this nigga couldn't get off from work. But they call him and
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he's like, oh, you have to talk to my assistant Dave and he'll
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relay the message to me. And they were like, now we're not doing
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all that. So it turns out he was just driving fucking fork clips all
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day. What else is this nigga lie about. Oh, he lied about
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living in California. He said he went to San Diego State and he was
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a private citizen. So he said that he was a private citizen and his
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father was a pastor and a police officer and paid for him to be a
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private citizen in the state of California for whatever reason. I don't even know
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what that means. I don't even know what it is either. But also
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this nigga said he played football San Diego and that he played arena arena football
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after that, so made all that up. So she's doing all this research
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after the fact. But mind you, she hasn't known this nigga a long,
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so he lied about that. She found out that he had a two
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previous wives, the only named one. Said that one of the step kids
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that he had with one of the wives passed away. The child was fine.
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He said that his mom passed. He said that his grandmam passed away
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during COVID. She passed away in nineteen and I'm sorry, in two thousand
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and eight. Like he used to work at a at a at a cemetery.
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He said y'all gonna take you to the cemetery and show you my grandparents
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grave because they're buried. They're buried together, took its so a random grave
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of strangers didn't even know who they were. Like this nigga was insane,
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so he lied about every single possible thing, free thing, but she couldn't.
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It was hard for her to not believe because sometimes he would. It
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was so extreme, She's like, how could I not be this? How
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could someone lie about this? Why would someone sign a documents saying that they
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would pay for a house and cash when they don't have six hundred nine nine
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thousand dollars? Who does that? Who would say there? Who would say
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they're a VP of a company when they just drive the forklift? There?
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A liar? And the thing that really fucked up was he was able to
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pay her bills when he when they moved in together, so she couldn't really
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question everything, Like she was like, well he's paying my bills, like
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you're taking care of me financially in a very short amount of time. But
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she also explained that it's not like she was paying a lot of money,
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so he was making enough just to live on his own, So he was
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taking, he was making enough for them to live together, like living on
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his own. So this is a fifty part series and there's a lot of
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detail in these videos, almost ten minutes long. If not, I watched
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every single one, bro, because this shit is when I saw better than
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I was, no better than anything Tyler Perry has ever put out, better
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than anything, Fucking Shanna Rhyme. Somebody needs to pick this shit up.
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This would be a number one selling book. It would be a number one
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on Netflix. This ship is insane, Bro. He lied about so much
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like he was lying Bro on the phone. Act like you're on the phone
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and you're not. Yeah, that's just crazy. Every day she said reason
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every day at six am talking to no One. The Life of a liar,
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The Life of a liar. Plot twist, she was lying the whole
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Yeah, plot twist. She's the woman. She made all. I was
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thinking that watching it. I'm like, Yo, what if she made all?
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But when she goes in this grave detail about certain things, I'm like,
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there's just no way. Maybe she's a good writer, there's absolutely no
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exit. They found him, right, Yeah, yeah they did. They
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ended up finding his actual Facebook, Like he's a real person. So people
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are upset at the girl that found his Facebook because they're like, oh you
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put her name was re said. They were like, well you put her
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in danger because now he might see these tiktoks or he might try to involve
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himself back in with her. So people are mad at the girl that found
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his Facebook. But he's a real person. Like I saw his Facebook and
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she was like, yeah, he's a he's an Eagles fan because he's from
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Philly, but he moved down to Augusta, so he's an Eagles fan.
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And she was like, yeah, he has w W E belts on his
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Facebook. He has w W E belts. So what I'm trying to say
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that's an Eagles fan? Like no, no, he said Augusta, Georgia
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because he knows where Augusta is since Kenny doesn't know any geography. Good job.
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Yeah, so he just lied about everything. But he's a real person.
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But I was completely immersed. It sounds like it. It's a great
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listen if y'all like, like, if anybody ever listened to like a crime
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podcast, you would like that because you can just fucking swipe. There's no
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ads, true, just keep on listening, bro. It reminds me of
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the what was that that story like the girl Zora oh yeah yes, or
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Sola Yeah, it was like Sola. I'm sorry, did anybody watched that
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movie? I read? Tweet was enough. The tweets were enough. I
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remember reading that ship like it was a novel. I was. I was
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stuck on that. But it was kind of like the same. It reminded
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me that, but this woman, but this one Orla La niggas getting shot
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at and ship it was definitely more entertaining. But this was more realistic,
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Like it sounds like it was more personable. It was like damn. I
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And when you hear it tell the story, you can see how, like
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damn, I understand how he got away with a lot of the ship because
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she was so desperate and wanted to be married so bad. She was like,
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I want to be in love and wanted all of that. He just
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completely took advantage of me. I can't expect someone to lie about every single
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facet of their life, like everything is actually incredible, everything incredible. If
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he put that much effort into a fucking job, he could have been a
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VP. He could have. And the thing is the hardest thing when you're
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doing all those lies is remembering all those lies. But his thing was,
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he's such a pathological liar and a narcissist. He would just come up with
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an answer like on the spot, so you couldn't You couldn't find me at
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San Diego State because I was a Poppet's citizen, So nothing came up,
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like bro, what what means? And then also this nigga ended up having
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like warrants he would he did, y'all know weekend jail was a thing.
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Yeah, I had no idea. I've never heard of that. You can
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go to jail on the weekends because you have a full time job. Yeah,
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he had receipts for that in his book bag or like in a bag
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because she kicked him out of his house. People have like DUI s or
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like child support. I never heard of that. Yep, go to work
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Monday through Friday, Friday afterwards, you turn your phone in, go to
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jail on the weekend. He had to do that. She got in contact
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with like one of the ex wives. She was like, whatever he tells
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you is not true. Don't believe anything he says. Whatever he tells you.
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His family, don't fuck with him. His friends, He has no
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friends. So that's why he had. He ended up having a twin brother
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that he never mentioned, a real twin, an actual twin brother who lives
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in Nashville. Because he was like, some of his stuff was like half
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truths or like, yeah right, so some stuff was kind of true truth
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bro. Crazy if you like stuff like that, if you like crime stuff,
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I like thriller stuff like or anything that kind of lines with that.
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But when it's true and you hear somebody telling it from the horse's mouth,
28:10
not a not an Amazon prim series, yeah, in there, straight from
28:14
the horses, not stop watching like three years. Yeah, yeah, give
28:18
it a cup, give it. I mean you gotta wait, you even
28:19
gotta wait that long. No more. She's gonna be everywhere. This ship
28:22
is so fresh, true lies. They call her. Her nickname for him
28:26
was Legion. Legion. They had something to do with like the devil or
28:30
demon some type of yeah. And she was like because he said his father
28:36
was a pastor, she was like, he could recite the whole Bible.
28:37
But then she was like, but also Lucifer could do the same thing.
28:41
I was like, facts don't yeah nah, he this nigga was evil bro
28:47
an evil dude. So that's how Actually I'm lying. So when I said
28:51
how my week was, that's how I spent my weekend, and I finished
28:55
it today. Nice fifty of them parts. I can't wait to him more.
29:00
I'm gonna go watch the live she did. She posted a live.
29:03
I'm gonna watch that too. Wait, nigga, I ain't never been in
29:08
somebody's business like this, but she takes she takes a lot of accountability too.
29:15
So it's not like she was like, oh this nigga did that.
29:17
She's like, no, I was very dumb. I was very naive,
29:18
and she's like, no matter how bad it makes me sound, I'm gonna
29:22
tell my story. Like this is like therapeutic for her. I'm sure she
29:25
has severe pt someone else what might be going through, like some early signs
29:29
to look out for. Yeah, that's also the thing, Like there's probably
29:32
a lot of women, I mean, niggas be lying, So there's probably
29:34
a lot of women dealing with someone who's just like him or worse. Like
29:37
she's like, he wasn't violent. Just imagine this nigga was like a violent
29:41
person, Like she would have been in grave danger. But thankfully, like
29:45
when she kicked him out, he got out at one point, the nigga
29:48
got hurt, said he got hurt, hit his leg at work, couldn't
29:52
walk, He had like his knee was fucked up. She thinks that he
29:55
had some type of underlying health issue. He wasn't. He wasn't he stopped
29:59
going to work. He could had written this nigga was drinking power aid because
30:02
he couldn't eat, because he was in so much pain. He couldn't even
30:04
get out of bed. He was pissing in the gatoray bottles, bro,
30:07
and just leaving me. See, I can't even believe that he could have
30:11
been faking. Who knows? Crazy now? She said he was actually hurt.
30:15
She said, like this, nigga, that was That was the one
30:17
thing you tell the truth. That's the only the only truth of the relationship.
30:19
She said. The only thing he told the truth about was being hurt.
30:22
And then when she asked him why he married her, he said,
30:23
because I knew that you wouldn't stay with me longer than a year. Damn,
30:29
those are the only, like two truths he told him. Crazy,
30:33
Bro, that's not even like everything. Mm hmm, Well it's been a
30:44
while since we had a question. No, is it too? Is it
30:51
too high. Oh, I'm like, wrap it up. No, none,
30:56
I was just saying, can we run the ceiling fans and turned that
31:00
ship off to god damn. Yeah, I'm a little toast he that turn
31:03
it off. Stop stop, turn that off. Don't put it in,
31:07
put it dad reverse. It's been a while since we had a weird animal
31:14
segment. I found it a new weird animal. It is called the exactly
31:21
the Garan Nuke. I'm pretty sure they just made this up somewhere, but
31:25
it's real. It's like a long necked antelope that stands on its back legs.
31:33
What is that? What the fuck is that? Exactly that? G
31:40
E R E n U K. I guess it's Garan nuke. And yeah,
31:48
it looks it looks like an antelope, but they spend a lot of
31:52
their time on their back legs, so they're just walking around on their back
31:56
legs. It almost looks like it's supposed to be a draft, but it's
31:59
not. And they have these weird front arms that like bend like they don't
32:04
look like it's a real animal, and it's just like his head and it
32:09
looks like an animal that would like twiddle its fingers before it yeah, just
32:15
like hmmm, so yeah, just that's a weird animal the week. What
32:21
a Garren Nook? Oh, what's that one animal it starts to be.
32:30
There's an animal. It looks like a skunk, but it's not. It's
32:35
just really big. It's not like it looks like it could be an Yeah,
32:38
like a badger. No, not a badger. It starts to be.
32:44
That would have been my my animal, your nomination. Maybe maybe next
32:49
time. These things are from Somali, that makes sense. You put a
32:53
giraffe, crazy things are going on and make it stand up. M that's
33:00
what it looks like and has horns, like, bro, where you come
33:04
from? But yeah, that's the people the som Allians. Shout out to
33:10
Chris Middleton shout out to the Maley's up in Toronto. M Oh, but
33:22
I was just watching the video on the Somali pirates, like not too long
33:25
ago. It's random. It was very random, and I'm like because my
33:30
mom was talking about uh pirates taking over cruise ships here, Like how the
33:37
hell you know they really do that? That's the real thing. Yeah,
33:40
and I'm over to watching it. They really be out here just in the
33:45
boats, just the little joint too. Just taking up in the shady taking
33:50
booty. They said it started from people coming over and dumping shit into the
33:55
waters, so that would fuck up, you know, but with the fish
34:00
and all that stuff. So they would just go and you know, hop
34:06
on these boats. Black ao, chill. You ain't gonna do that no
34:08
more. But then they found out how lucrative it was, because they're like,
34:12
oh, they got shipped. So now they just said, fuck protecting
34:15
our waters. We're just gonna rob people. Fair enough, I said,
34:20
protect the ocean. Nah, I'm getting these I'm protecting my pockets fair enough,
34:24
I guess. I guess sure. So I had a thread for you
34:31
guys. Let me see if I can find it real quick. A thread
34:35
for you guys of some wild situations. I think it's a question I asked
34:38
on here. But I learned that our lives aren't as exciting as what I
34:44
just found out on this thread. O my life peoporn a fucked. I
34:49
see it, I hear it. Okay. So the question was my dick
34:59
has taken me place? Is I wouldn't go with a gun? What's your
35:00
story? And someone said I met this cute little blonde girl at a bar
35:09
one night she asked if I wanted to come back to a little party at
35:13
a cousin's place. Fast forward to four m sitting around a fire pit in
35:16
a trailer park with a gun in my face and a guy holding a light
35:20
bulb with crystal meth screaming something along the lines smoke this ship, so we
35:24
don't know you're a fucking cop. I managed to make an Irish exit when
35:30
he turned to yell at someone else, meth still unsmoked. Smoke this crystal
35:37
math, so we know you're not a cop. Any good cop would obviously
35:42
smoke the crystal math. Yeah, you gotta be deep on the tver.
35:44
You gotta be committed. Yeah, you gotta. You're gonna have to take
35:47
that bump, my boy, that rock. Where'd you get this from?
35:52
Little Jim? You gotta commit, You gotta commit to the character. That
35:57
shit not pure, that's not pure. Yeah, I can take me a
36:00
chop. Drug moves. When they do that with cocaine, they tickets and
36:05
rub it on the gums. Speaking to that, y'all start watching BRISELDI yet
36:07
nah me iurn is good, but they left a lot out. That's what
36:10
someone said. I wouldn't know, but yeah, I don't know at all.
36:15
Sophia Vicgarrett Regard. I heard she did a good job. She was
36:19
born to play that role. She's really good. My teasy name too,
36:23
Like, damn, this one was kind of sad. It was like in
36:28
college. I met a girl online through a mutual activity. We online dated
36:31
for four months I graduated college. We planned a trip where I'd fly out
36:36
and see her for a week. She was very excited, or so I
36:38
thought, by her hundreds of text messages over the month we planned. I
36:44
spent all my graduation money on a plane ticket in a hotel. Day one,
36:49
we hung out and had a good time. That night she texted me
36:52
calling it off. So, yeah, spending two k on one day,
36:57
Like damn, I'll be some things. That's the thing about. You can't
37:02
over commit. Yeah, that's the thing. Ah, man, that's the
37:06
thing about like online dating in a long relationship, long distance type shit.
37:09
You don't know these people. Nah, you don't, and you run the
37:13
risk of that. That's the easiest way to run into a liar. Yeah,
37:16
talk to somebody that lives mad for it. You can't physically see them.
37:21
You gotta pay all that money to go, man, that's like the
37:23
one dude. Was that not no ony day fiance, that was the guy.
37:27
Oh no, I think Michael was just showing me that. That was
37:30
a couple months ago. The dude who went all the way to he like
37:34
got a divorce and then he flew to like where the fuck did he go
37:39
South America or some shit to meet a girl and she didn't want to meet
37:43
up with him. It was terrible. Damn it was terrible. And then
37:46
and then eventually she didn't pick him up from the airport. She was like
37:50
dodging them, and then like he actually met her, and then she just
37:52
didn't like him at all. She wasted his money. Bro, he fucking
37:57
divorced. He got a divorce over this shit. Yeah, it's just a
38:00
bad joon. I mean, you're not happy with his wife and his kids
38:06
were like what the fuck? But the girl was like twenty five and he
38:08
was like forty eight. Ah, midlife crisis tight okay, yeah, type
38:14
shit type shit, hit type shit. All right. I got two more.
38:16
This one. It said me as a tourist using tender in Iran match
38:23
with an optical absolute dream woman. A model spent beautiful sight seeing afternoon in
38:29
the palace and garden. Yeah, afterwards kissing the car heavy makeout. We
38:35
fell over each other in the center of Tehran and a parking lot that's punishable
38:40
by death in Iran, but luckily no one saw us because it was raining
38:44
and the car windows fogged up as a result. Turned into a beautiful love
38:46
affair for a few months, and I would do it again anytime, best
38:52
time in my life. I ran against some boom boom, I'd say no.
38:58
But he had to think about it. What's that thing about? You
39:01
have to think about the you know, the mystique and like the like you
39:06
know, you're in a dangerous situation. No imagine imagine, no think imagine
39:12
the thrill Like you're like, damn, like I could I could die.
39:15
I could die from this. She's willing to die that this dick right now?
39:21
To die for this? How bad you really want it? We could
39:24
be headed in the town right now. Are to perish for this? You
39:30
hanged? Like you know, you get a little thrill, like you know,
39:32
you get some sloppy top in the car. You're like, oh,
39:35
it's like it's like, oh the cars are coming to get in trouble.
39:38
But die, I'm not gonna die. But you gotta up that. You
39:44
know. I don't need that type of rush, the excitement. You don't
39:46
need that type of adrenaline rush. You really hot right now, I'm boiling.
39:52
Did you drink yes? Alcohol, I'm saying, did you drink alcohol?
39:58
That's what I forgot. Why from that? Don't got me too excited
40:01
because it's like, can't bothered any wrong. I don't know. I don't
40:10
know. Clush my law. The vapors exactly digging around my love, he
40:21
says. The mystique, well, a stick for the Lahlah, the southern
40:35
Muslim Southern. It's like, oh my, mom, oh my, I
40:45
might not get send me virgins, but pillars of Islam. Oh oh rahed
40:55
wo Haadeen did something terrible. This okay he lifted up my job and then
41:02
he went ooh girl, oh Colleen, oh Colleen, Oh I swear,
41:17
I swear on the mecca. Okay us a character alright. Last one was
41:34
spending a normal quite Quie was spending a normal, quiet evening in London,
41:39
met a cute single girl at the bar. Things are going very well.
41:44
Seven hours later, it's three am. I'm in this underground room with a
41:47
bare knuckle fight going on next door. Didn't know how I got there.
41:52
I fell asleep, and when I woke up later in the morning, I
41:54
realized I was alone. The whole place was empty and messy as fuck.
41:59
I found a spy rolled stairwell and followed it out. When I opened the
42:01
door, the city looks strange to me. Took me an hour of wandering
42:07
around to figure out I was in Paris. He was human trafficked. You're
42:15
a victim. You were just in London. A quiet night in London.
42:20
That sounds far from a quiet night. You gotta check to see if all
42:23
your organs are there. Yeah, your first check your organs, see if
42:27
you don't have any stitches, check your balls, your teeth, your buttholes
42:37
compromised you probably Probably they showed his asshole shut. He'll find out later.
42:45
As soon as he got a poop ready for you, gonna take a sos,
42:49
gonna come out of his ears. Now you're gonna have to fell the
42:54
humans. Just one person? Is that? Whack? Oh God, that's
43:10
good? No, thank you? But yeah, man, what else was?
43:16
Yeah? My Dick has never taken me to those type of places.
43:19
Yeah, I was gonna say I don't. I ain't never been in no
43:22
type of trench gets me home. True. But I'm telling you, going
43:28
back go to Iran, find a square takes you. I'm trying to think
43:34
if I every went somewhere dangerous where I was like, this is crazy.
43:37
I mean just going outside, like there's you're not supposed to be outside.
43:39
And I'm talking about like being in the trenches, like going to the middle
43:43
of York trying to get some Oh, I ain't never had. Philly probably
43:49
was the only place that was like, yeah, I ain't never been nowhere
43:51
dangerous for it, Like I shouldn't be here. There was one person who
43:53
said they were driving somewhere and the cops pulled them over. And the cops
43:59
and the cop was like, what are you doing here? And the cop
44:01
told him like, go home, don't stop for anything, don't stop for
44:06
any people. And he was like, you mean, don't stop at any
44:08
red lights. And the cop was like, don't stop for anything. It
44:12
was in the sundowntown. He was in Detroit. Oh, oh, you're
44:15
in a place he was in. You're not safe. Yeah, he was
44:19
like, Bro, I'm pulling you over for your own safety. Bro,
44:23
you're not even supposed to be this is this is hell, this isn't bowling
44:29
Green. I made the wrong left. I was trying to get the Ford
44:35
Field. God damn. I was like, yeah, like for somebody to
44:39
be that dangerous where a cop tells you not to stop. So you're telling
44:43
me this is in ann Arbor, no stop signs, no red lights.
44:46
Its dangerous, not as dangerous. I'm gonna I'm from a niggas shut up
44:58
from Pontiac. Mm hmmmm. Yeah. I guess we got some question,
45:07
and I guess the first question, or I guess we could talk about it
45:13
of plots to our favorite kids movies not making sense. Do you have any
45:16
good examples for that? Because I one immediately came alone nigga every air bud
45:23
Oh, we aren't talked about Airbudy. No, that's more realistic, like
45:29
like like blank Check, at least for me, that blank Check. We've
45:35
never watched blank Check. You've never seen blank Disney movie aware of blank So
45:42
who's in it? Random kids in it? To the black dude, I
45:52
don't remember the movie. Yeah, they really turned in againto a family friendly
45:57
nigga, blank Check? What is that movie about? Yeah, it's about
46:00
a kid that I forgot what happens. But the little kid gets a blank
46:07
check like a guy is like, oh, whatever that costs. Here you
46:10
go, and the kids like, I got a blank check, let me
46:14
just write a million dollars on it. And it cashed, and he gets
46:20
a million dollars and he starts starts buys a house. He buys like as
46:29
a ten year old that you want, yo, woman, exactly exactly,
46:37
Yes, that's what happened. It's isn't familiar. I got hoes now,
46:42
I've never seen that movie. That's a classic. Yeah, he literally had
46:46
an adult woman always kissing. That's the partner is like, hey, that's
46:54
not supposed to have yo, hey yo, Walt Disney and she was she
47:00
kisses nigga just because he was a rich eleven year old, you know what
47:04
you know? Also, does it make sense the fucking parent trap? Okay,
47:09
I know you see where you're going. I think the labor homelon doesn't
47:13
make sense. Just the just the idea of like, all right, how
47:17
the you're gonna tell that you have another like your child, that they had
47:22
a sister. You're not gonna yeah, number one, you're not gonna tell,
47:27
hey, you have a sister. By the way, why why?
47:30
What is the what? What? What is the what is the benefit?
47:35
They didn't know? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're not gonna tell.
47:37
No party knew that there was another kid. How the fun? They
47:44
were adopted? They weren't adopted. Weren't adopted. You're thinking it takes two
47:47
no parent chat. They were adopted, They weren't. They were their actual
47:52
kids. And they broke up and they were like, I'll take one.
47:55
You take the idea. Did not tell take them about their kids are Yeah,
48:01
that's weird, but it takes too ye kind of the same freaking why
48:07
a string? I mean, that's crazy. I'm like, I said that,
48:10
that don't make sense. It doesn't it makes sense. It doesn't,
48:15
Mike, actually work. It takes to think about that movie. Well,
48:20
it's the same. It was the twins. The one girl was sent to
48:24
like an orphan, like became an orphan and everything because I guess the mom
48:29
died or whatever. And then the other twin was with the dad that was
48:32
rich and he didn't think to like, oh, let me try to find
48:37
that's wild. You have no other daughter? Do you hate and hate your
48:43
ex husband or ex wife? That much that you don't want to see your
48:46
other daughter, and then the and then the then nanny was like, yeah,
48:51
I remember, like I knew it was you the old time, and
48:54
huh, I remember when you were babies. And then if you're so committed,
49:00
first of all, how the fuck how one American the one American sibling
49:08
ends up at that summer camp? The fuck is the is the lady no,
49:15
the same summer camp and one lady lives all the way in in England.
49:21
You sent your kid to a California and like an American summer camp.
49:25
Ain't no summer camps in Europe? You halfway across the earth for summer camp.
49:31
Because you're so committed that I will never put myself in a situation where
49:36
his sisters meet so that I don't have to meet my horrible ex husband.
49:39
But send it to the like nigga, ain't no summer camps in Europe.
49:45
You had twins, And it's just like as a mother, you're just like,
49:52
yeah, or as, I'm gonna just let that out of one be
49:55
we're just gonna split up, split these kids. Listen, I got my
50:01
we just put them contest thinking about again, Yeah, they fucking King Solomon,
50:07
them kids, you know that actually happened in real life, like an
50:10
experiment. Yeah, I just found out about this. There was like a
50:14
set of triplets and they all got separated at birth, so like, yeah,
50:19
there was like a psychologist who was like, that's raise him different,
50:23
and everybody was like all right. So they were like one they who grew
50:28
up poor, one grew up middle class, and one grew up rich.
50:32
No, I don't know if they turned it into something, but yeah,
50:35
so they did that, and then the middle class one and the rich one
50:38
and they were going to college together and they were like, I think we're
50:42
twins. And then they found out there's a triplet. And then the one
50:45
who actually grew up poor, it was way too much for him to even
50:47
comprehendsion. Just once he found out about them, he had ended up killing
50:51
himself. Yeah, because he was just like he grew up like that for
50:54
no reason, might strangers. I wonder how that works for the experiment.
51:00
You call that a failures, I'd say that's a success. And apparently it
51:05
happened with like they were trying to figure out this happened with multiple like twins
51:10
and kids separated. They were literally like taking one and be like, let's
51:15
just treat them like labor. You have them in two different environments like the
51:20
crazy baby geniuses dumb block move makes no sense. Yeah, what the fuck?
51:27
God got a whole bunch of babies that these scientists are. Like,
51:31
listen, we have babies know the formula to the world. We have to
51:38
figure out how we can take this information from them before they cross over into
51:43
our realm, before they get too dumb and start over exactly before they start
51:49
over. Very funny movie, great hilarious, hilarious movie. Reptile concept,
51:57
reptile concept. Mighty Ducks, Mighty ducks, what's wrong with Mighty Ducks?
52:04
So, and this is why I brought up So when you think about Mighty
52:08
Ducks, first of all, the kids were trash. Okay, that's one
52:13
thing. But the beginning of Gordon bomb Bay, he's on the hockey team.
52:19
He misses not not the game winning goal like a penalty goal, but
52:25
a goal to tie tie the game or like I forget what it was,
52:32
but it ended up going in overtime, so it wasn't like it was like
52:36
he missed the goal and then all of a sudden he stops playing hockey for
52:40
the rest of his life. After that, he's like, it's like losing
52:45
a rec league. He lost act game and the coach was mad at him,
52:50
but they didn't lose the game. It just went the overtime. It
52:52
just went overtime, and he stops playing hockey. He becomes an adult.
52:58
He gets a d U. Y is one of his I guess he had
53:01
to coach the hockey team. Her only penalty for d Y is the fucking
53:07
coach rec league that that too crashing out, but he stopped playing hockey,
53:13
so he stopped playing hockey for his whole lifey bro crashing out man, So
53:20
since he was ten years old to he's probably about third. For twenty years
53:22
he don't want to do nothing with hockey. Then he has to be a
53:25
hockey coach and he coaches. Then he coaches these kids to be like the
53:30
state champions who are all just trash. That's what the Super Dog movie,
53:34
y'all watch it. But then in the next movie, he stopped playing hockey
53:38
for twenty years. He becomes a minor league hockey player. That doesn't happen,
53:45
No, it doesn't. You can't. How do you not play a
53:47
sport for twenty years unless you're fucking Wayne gret Sky. I mean he has
53:52
the goods. No, he hasn't gotta keep playing, he has the natural
53:57
gotta keep attitude. And not only that. In Mighty Tug Ducks too,
54:04
they had a fucking team and trind down in Tobago. They just play on
54:08
roller skates and they just go over different no Ice, that's not the I'm
54:15
trying to get three Ninjas? What was that about? A game? Three
54:19
ninjas? Little white boys learning ninjas, learning learning karate from the Japanese grandfather,
54:25
from their Japanese grandfather, and then we have Japanese grandfathers. Sure they
54:30
were recorded Japanese, they just don't looking. Yeah, not even a little
54:35
bit. And that's the magic of being Japanese. Nobody knows. Nobody knows.
54:39
It's just a hidden It's like hidden side. I only remember the platform,
54:44
the Megan Mountain one. No, I remember the whole thing. What
54:46
the fuck do you remember, because that my favorite one. You don't remember
54:51
the basketball scene and the original three Ninjas they were playing basketball then they beat
54:54
beat their the ops. Now it's like you don't remember. Rocky loves Emily.
55:00
Rocky loves Emily. I just remember them multiplied. That one is with
55:08
the whole Wogan. I've never seen that. The little one looks Asian Tom
55:15
Tom. That's actually why Adam used to call Rob Tom tum Wow. Technically,
55:21
technically the second one is supposed to be the third one, you know,
55:23
another one, the second one, I'm lying, he doesn't look another
55:28
movie that had a bowl cutting exactly. They had to make him fit the
55:32
characters Rocky Colt and Tom Man had a b It was the only one that
55:43
was in all three, like all three movies. That's just cold, yeah,
55:47
because all the other ones because it so like the second So technically the
55:51
second one is supposed to be the third one, and the third one is
55:52
the second one. Know what happened was they something had happened just so like
55:59
the kids in the Yeah, the kids in some ship like that. The
56:02
kids in the first one are in the third one. But then then the
56:07
second one up another one was And I love this movie to death, but
56:14
Johnny Tsunami, wonderful film, wonderful, horrible film, horrible but amazing film.
56:23
What you're a Disney kid, that's like the best live action Disney movie
56:30
ever, you know, that's yes, Johnny Tsunami. Bro. It's starring
56:40
Shang Soon from More Come Back. Yeah, so yeah, this is about
56:46
the kids. She's a Hawaiian kid surfer. But then he got oh he
56:52
got the move to Vermont, but there's no waves in Vermont. Well what
56:58
ever is he going to do? What's what he learns to do snowboard and
57:04
he picks up snowboarding. That it's just that's where those hats came from.
57:08
It's just like it's just like surfing. And not only does he get good
57:15
enough for snowboarding, he gets so good that he becomes the best snowboarder in
57:21
town, the snowboarder in town the same year, within a semester of school,
57:29
like not even within just started snowboarding automatically. That like, he comes
57:34
to school in October, he's he's kicking asses, serving by Thanksgiving, he's
57:42
ripping shit up, like my nigga, what the fuck? And first of
57:45
all, stop stop stop. In the middle of the movie, these motherfuckers
57:52
hitchhike from Vermont back to Hawaii. Now you're guessing you're making that up.
58:02
I don't believe I remember that boy, they ran away to Hawaii. Remember,
58:08
I'll promise you I just seen this movie I watched. I make it
58:10
a point to watch this movie every so often because I love this movie.
58:15
It's my favorite Disney movie, live action Disney movie. She's in there.
58:21
You know, he's not having a good time because it's not Hawaii. Because
58:23
what the fuck you go from Hawaii to Vermont? I don't know. You're
58:29
not gonna alive that. I mean, you might consider it. Mother,
58:34
Look, put your head under the snow and take a break and leave deep.
58:38
Okay, he's out there. He's not having a good time. He's
58:44
not making friends at school because they're snooty ski people. You know, he's
58:49
a brown, he's a he's a Asian nigger surfer boy. So obviously Asian
58:57
nigger surfer boy can't mix with the elite white ski Alabaster kings and queens.
59:05
He's gotta slow it out with the other nigger scale in town. Who's a
59:13
who's a scummy poor surfer nigger? Wow, And it gotta go to the
59:19
poor surfer. The snowboard that's where the poor snowboarders go. That's where the
59:24
that's where the snowboarding coons side of the mountain goes. So the snowboarder coons
59:30
stay on one side of the mountain and then the the Aryan skiers stay on
59:35
the other side of the mountain. And they don't print mix. That's very
59:38
important that they do not interlope. It cannot happen. The motherfucker snowboard coons
59:46
cannot mix with the Aryan skiers. Very much mixed up. And so Johnny
59:54
Tsunami is committing the grave sin by going to the skiers school, but he's
1:00:00
mixing it up with the coon surfer niggers can't happen, can't work, not
1:00:06
good double dipping. And the whole reason this is happening is because the dad
1:00:13
wants him to have a structured life, because he doesn't want him to hang
1:00:16
around hersus, his surfer bum granddad. I don't know how he could be
1:00:22
considered a surfer bump when he's literally a legend in the sport. Nobody who's
1:00:28
a legend in the sport could be a surfer bump. That nigga's a medalist,
1:00:31
that nigga won a gold medal, But he's a surfer bum because this
1:00:36
nigga wants to because he doesn't do computers like you. He's a surf bump.
1:00:40
Got it. Don't get it living in parad house paid for on the
1:00:47
beach. You know what, fucking Hawaii real estate is crazy. Now his
1:00:52
house is probably worth millions of dollars distrapolating to go to a motherfucking three bedroom
1:01:01
in vermon in the fucking Mountain cook Off. He was so jealous of his
1:01:09
granddad because his granddad's not a fucking dor I mean, move this nigga all
1:01:14
the way across the country, Move this across the Turkey from the one thing
1:01:17
he loves to do. They say, you know what, you ain't gonna
1:01:21
never see no waves again, my nigga, you gonna come to this fucking
1:01:24
frozen tundra Wasistland. Now I wanna take you. Now, He's finally starting
1:01:30
to get some joy hanging with the surf for the snowboard coons because it kind
1:01:35
of gives him some semblance of the sport that he loved that his dad so
1:01:38
selfishly ripped him away from restores the feeling a little, a little feeling.
1:01:43
But as soon as he sniffed that film at Cornball, Dad again gone,
1:01:50
oh man, you're having fun, but you need to hang out with these
1:01:53
aryan Aryan skiers like I wanna be You gotta be a sky You can't being
1:02:00
urchin. You gotta be with the sky skiers. He's like, no,
1:02:02
Dad, I want to be a sky He's like, fuck, dad,
1:02:07
No, I don't ever want to see you snowboarding again. Dad. No,
1:02:12
you're gonna get your two skiser. You're gonna do nothing. And then
1:02:15
on top of that, he finds out that that his one coon friend is
1:02:19
leaving because he's in the military. He's gotta move now, he has no
1:02:23
friends, and in all this frustration, he goes, what does he do?
1:02:30
He HAPs on the first thing, smoking to Awahu, back to Hawaii.
1:02:35
How did he get to Hawaii? I don't jump on a cargo on
1:02:39
a military cargo plane. The Wikipedia a military cargo plane to Hawaii because that's
1:02:51
where his boy was moving to. No, no, he's just going on
1:02:53
Iceland. They were going to the only other colder place in the world.
1:03:00
Actually not that still ask still the only na still sucks. Still nigger is
1:03:08
still cold. You can get some surf in Iceland. Mm, yeah,
1:03:15
frozen surf. No switching Greenlands Iceland. Either way, it's cool cold anyway
1:03:22
Hawaii. So he goes, you know what we can do we can run
1:03:27
away. He goes, all right. They jump on a military cargo plane
1:03:31
unbeknownst to nobody, because how because how can you get on base just before
1:03:37
not a les Nigga fuck base. You got on a military cargo plane and
1:03:42
you know how long that flight is for for mom to Hawaii. They were
1:03:45
just kept chilling with the cargo for hours. How to sneak off the plane?
1:03:50
How did you sneak off the plane? On Detective c I a coon
1:03:53
surfer Nigga and Hawaiian surfer coon Nigga just just snooping a battle and just running
1:04:00
them up, just dick Head and dick Head ahead of the day. Just
1:04:03
and then they go to his dad. They hung out with the granddad.
1:04:06
They're chilling their insurfling smissing a ton of school by the way, and then
1:04:14
the black dad goes, hey, yo, you Johnny's dad. My son
1:04:18
said he went away with your son. Can we find my fucking son please?
1:04:25
He goes, sorry, So I'll figure this out. Nigga calls his
1:04:28
dad. He goes, yo, and my son and his friend with you.
1:04:31
He goes yeah, He goes, can they come back? He goes
1:04:36
nah. He tells him nah. He shout Grandad, shout out the granddad,
1:04:45
which kind of makes you feel like, Okay, maybe he might be
1:04:47
the mind. He's gotta come on his own. He has to go where
1:04:53
the ocean flows him. What are you talking about? Take up the waves,
1:04:57
take them back to Vermont. They'll take him back to Vernon. Come
1:05:00
on, you gotta keep it easy. Better what you're talking about. He
1:05:04
has to go to school. He's missing school right now. Yo. He
1:05:09
committed a military crime, my dad. It's gonna get court martial for this
1:05:15
probably is going on. And he comes back, doesn't get a beaten,
1:05:27
and doesn't get a beating. He doesn't get no, he doesn't get grounded.
1:05:31
All he gets is the speech goes, you didn't understand me, Dad,
1:05:34
So I just excuse you. Fucking all around the country and then you
1:05:41
win the surfing competition, the snowboard competition. And this happens right after they
1:05:46
skipping. Did they end up moving back? I never seen that. I
1:05:49
can't remember the movie. Yeah, I guess him and his friend still moves.
1:05:56
He just gets to stay a little longer to watch him win. And
1:06:00
Danny Griffsy his only friend. What can you do? And then they mix
1:06:05
up the Arian skiers in the and the Coons, and then they answer Grate
1:06:09
and Robinson snowboarding, Yeah, Jackie, but who not Robinson of snowboarding?
1:06:16
But who not Aloha Robinson tongue gun John Tucker must die. Remember that.
1:06:28
Yeah, like all the girlfriends I do not know, you not know y'all
1:06:31
dating the same nigga. That happens. I'm about saying that happens all the
1:06:34
time. That happened in the same school. That the same school every I
1:06:39
don't know about. Maybe if you're in when it's the most popular nigga.
1:06:45
Yeah, that's pretty crazy. That happened every if it's the most popular nigga
1:06:48
in school. I was like, oh my god. And then one time
1:06:51
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah are losing they are?
1:06:58
That was also I was also the thing and the movies too, like
1:07:01
the kids from like they're always from California and they go to move to another
1:07:08
part of the country and it's always like the surfer a kid. Also she's
1:07:13
the man. Anybody notices bitch got titties. They were they were bandished down.
1:07:20
And one of the movies where it's like there's a chick you know,
1:07:25
but it's also it's supposed to be the fucking Shakespeare Place ship But like Nigga,
1:07:30
your voice is mad soft on you. There's another one like that's like
1:07:38
one for the boys or something like that, like you're mad shake. What's
1:07:42
the one with the man bud that's back when I was looking at saying no
1:07:49
more always, and that's going to get Trick on their podcast. Yeah,
1:07:59
what She've been trying to get Drake on her podcast podcast. You know.
1:08:04
I had a person say, like on the YouTube, they said I was
1:08:08
looking a little Drakie. I saw that. What's talking about? My pants
1:08:13
are on, I'm not spreading, spreading come by once. My wait for
1:08:21
people, sorry everybody. The amount of people are like I can't wait to
1:08:27
talk to talk about that people. I want to know how I saw it.
1:08:31
The number one Drake hater. The first thing I saw when I woke
1:08:34
up in the morning was Dick because he sent it to me, Michael Mike,
1:08:43
So wait pause, huh pause mm hm. Last week you was giving
1:08:49
me ship because I was. I was saying all the people who had their
1:08:55
news leaked, and you're like, wow, ok, he just lied to
1:08:57
New But you out here sending a Dick to pece mm hmm, don't say
1:09:01
what did I say? What happened? You was getting on me because I
1:09:04
was like, well, I'm surprised that it took it was pre pot I'm
1:09:09
like, I'm surprised it took this long for drake nudes to come out.
1:09:13
And you was like, what do you mean you was waiting for? I'm
1:09:15
like, no, I'm not waiting for. But you know all the other
1:09:16
people. And so I started naming off names you like God, Damn,
1:09:18
Keenan, why you like but you out here sending dicks to people? But
1:09:25
you let it go Keeny. Yeah, I'm not even gonna trap yourself.
1:09:30
That ain't nothing, ain't nothing to trap. It was like, I saw
1:09:38
the dick. You want to know who would appreciate seeing this dick to all
1:09:41
of everybody? I know the rules, know the rules. I've seen it,
1:09:45
so you got to see that didn't have to be rules. I don't
1:09:47
think I've ever shared any man nudes in any of ours. And I was
1:09:51
like, yo, I wanted to show Marmont, you know, Gary you,
1:09:57
I wanted to show them what they're basical see it looks like, yeah,
1:10:01
that's not me. Hey, Yo, I wanted you're on his dick.
1:10:09
Wait more than I am like, yeah, you look real comfortable on
1:10:18
it right now. I just wanted this, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:10:28
It wasn't expay to see. But that's a lot people say that was fake.
1:10:30
We didn't talking about Valentine's Day. Well, that was like aval time
1:10:41
one day. I mean, I just wanted to listen one day. You're
1:10:44
gonna listen one day. You are, my boy. I'll tell you what.
1:10:48
He's a joke. I want to see you said that text the other
1:10:56
day. I'm not gonna say, but I was like, what text,
1:11:01
Michael, I don't know what I'm talking about. Text. I was like,
1:11:05
I know you're not talking about who I think you're talking about. Right
1:11:09
now that I'm trying to listen to my podcast, she's over here, yap
1:11:14
in the way, talking to somebody about their under arms. He was waiting.
1:11:30
I was like, damn, Lama went to the office today. The
1:11:34
office's bedroom. The office came to me, it's usually a nice, peaceful
1:11:44
time. Met my dog other dogs downstairs. Not that day, not that
1:11:49
day, not tomorrow, not the day after tomorrow. He's already tomorrow.
1:11:57
Oh my god. I got some more questions. Next question Oh my god.
1:12:04
Oh this was a question I had, was the what's the dumbest thing
1:12:09
you cried about? As a kid? Jack died in Titanic? Huh,
1:12:15
I cried Jack. I don't know you. I don't know what to say.
1:12:19
Winning for when the Titanic I had I had to be like, I
1:12:26
had to be like five, between four to six. The vores is gidding
1:12:30
how you were four? Because what the fun were you invested in a three
1:12:34
hour movie about? Because they were in love, but they were they were
1:12:40
in love, and he died. He died so that she could be safe.
1:12:45
No, they both on that sh They could have they could have.
1:12:48
Yes, that was because she's selfish. But as a young child that hates
1:12:56
you, Jack, wake up Jack, and then she took off his little
1:13:00
crusty fingers. Just let him float. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
1:13:08
that's that's enough. All right, all right, all right, all
1:13:11
right, get your get your poor poor hands off of here. You're weghing
1:13:15
down the table, I mean the door, winging down the door. Get
1:13:17
your fucking thanks for the penis. Okay, man, I remember you.
1:13:25
I'll tell this story when I'm eighty, Like why she throw it like that?
1:13:31
I did not that was what was the guy? I cried for the
1:13:35
child. Something that was dumb that I cried over. Probably losing the video
1:13:40
game. Yeah, I remember. I was my grandparents. My grandma was
1:13:45
telling me and my mom. I was very bad with that. He said,
1:13:51
I remember the game too. At Tacking you one's gotta send the military
1:13:57
school over techn Teching because the character the chick, Nina Williams, she was
1:14:02
giving Nina was giving you work with was giving me. Nina was tought.
1:14:13
It was stuff. It was It's stuff. Tough word, power rapper.
1:14:19
He is gonna be this on me working the other day. What once you
1:14:24
left? I started playing that. Yeah, are you gonna get it?
1:14:27
You need to get the new technic. Yeah, yeah, I gotta get
1:14:29
you gotta teching is yeo. I watched people playing. I don't play myself.
1:14:33
Rod. He's the new techingd. You know, you know it's big
1:14:38
in the fighting game. You know he do Street Fighter. I'm not really
1:14:40
in the Street Fighter. I've noticed that I'm a three D fighter man,
1:14:45
Like I don't do the Mortal Kombats and the Techans Marverus Capcom. I really
1:14:49
love but teching Is. I know, but mar Verus. That's its classics.
1:14:58
I know it's very kind, but that I don't really like that one.
1:15:00
Three Storms, baby, you're when you said that, you're actually wild?
1:15:05
Anybody who does that. Yeah, if you play Marvels camp Con and
1:15:09
you play multiple of the same character, you're whack and you shouldn't be allowed
1:15:13
to play the game. See me, beat you choose three storms, beat
1:15:17
me. It's nasty three of any of the same characters. Beat me,
1:15:20
then nasty three. Iron Man's just doing spam in the cannon anyway, Teching
1:15:28
Sole Caliber so Caliber a while? Yeah, so caliberib I think it died.
1:15:35
I don't think there's still new games. I think it's Caliber. I
1:15:39
think it's been one came out on to at least within the last three years.
1:15:43
Sol Caliber, Yeah, probably five or six. Twenty eighteen said that
1:15:48
too long. You got the Dead or Live franchise. I didn't really get
1:15:54
into that. Is that the why? Yes, the jug as you to
1:16:00
be horny stuff, horny, horny bro very horny game. But I'm telling
1:16:08
you that Teching eight hard hard get it, man, I gotta get what's
1:16:13
it called to? That's just minded me of suicide Squad. Yeah, I
1:16:17
gotta get that. Suicide Squad is multiplayer, okay, and I think it
1:16:23
lets you do cross cross platform play too. You play, it's literally like
1:16:28
an arcade style type ship and you can like go in and no that street.
1:16:31
It's technic like there's like an arcade world the same, same, it's
1:16:35
supposed to the same. They stole that. Yes, yeah, no techy.
1:16:42
You can just run up the nigga and just punch him and it starts.
1:16:45
That's kind of hard, like you the old world, and it's just
1:16:49
like that's how I'm mad. Yeah, but yeah, teching is dope.
1:16:54
Cop it. Me and me and were playing Keenan watch this play you know
1:17:00
what I'm saying, Washing watch me bring my boy board. My favorite Mexican
1:17:02
looch door has a board. Yeah, board like the yeah, he's that
1:17:12
kind of he's doing that kind of I think that was I think that's the
1:17:15
only way I would actually enjoy it. Now. I think I need.
1:17:17
I think you gotta practice how to play on that, like really practice.
1:17:21
I'd rather practice playing on that than just button mash my controller. This is
1:17:27
I feel like a move better with with a stick. I ump. It
1:17:30
depends on how you feel, Okay. I can double. I like it
1:17:33
better with the controller a board, but like sterity. You know what I'm
1:17:39
saying. Actually real quick before we got our next question, teking people,
1:17:45
what's your favorite character on there that you play with? You said, King,
1:17:48
King corny? How how corny ass wrestler gets the wrestling moves you get
1:17:54
in a couple? It was tough. It's tough. That's that's Mike's main.
1:17:59
That's why you feel. You see when I catch you in and I
1:18:02
catch you in that motherfucking when I catch you in one of those when I
1:18:05
catch you Vicky, when I catch you nigga, just just pack it up.
1:18:10
I even learned the whole con when I learned that whole combo. That
1:18:13
when I turn around and I catch when I learned that whole combo, I'm
1:18:15
gonna have niggas in fucking hell. Yeah, that's nasty. Hell hell,
1:18:21
I'd say you was fucking crazy. Bro Okay, looks it looks kind of
1:18:30
crazy, but I say, hal wrang that hower ran baby, Yes what
1:18:40
hang wh wrong? Hold used to be beating the fun at Okay, I'll
1:18:46
use pretty much anybody, but King, that's crazy, just just kidding.
1:18:51
I tried. I tried, to use Panda Panda Jack. You never see
1:19:00
me use those guys. I use I use Brian, Brian's hard. Brian's
1:19:03
hard. Brian's hard Brian. Uh and uh, what's that well yo?
1:19:11
She mentioned was was my guy, which was a mad girl Michelle, Michelle
1:19:16
Nina. She looked like, I can't remember that. Hold on Jau,
1:19:21
I haven't played that. You was kind of hard. You know who used
1:19:26
to go hard? Take it three le Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking
1:19:30
of that niggag the cop. Yeah, yes, yes, he had to
1:19:35
change your stances. Used to Crane Tiger Flamingo do ships. Yeah, that
1:19:44
was too much for me. I wasn't okayrding out like you and my cousins
1:19:53
used to play that ship crazy bro, Nigga Armor King when you want to
1:19:57
get freaky. That my favorite Mexican looch door Bro. And for the people
1:20:02
who was in the comments when we were talking about you know, iconic black
1:20:05
characters that were saying King, I'm like, that's a whole is very whole
1:20:11
Mexican. Don't even know. First of all, I don't even know he
1:20:13
was sucking anything because he had a fucking leopard mask on a Mexican he's a
1:20:17
loop store. Know what the fun was going on? Like, he's a
1:20:19
fucking leopard to me, the cheetah, jaguar, jaguar. I didn't give
1:20:25
a fuck family, and that's that's a whole Mexican. I'd say that is
1:20:35
a Mexican. Speaking of Storm, you said Storm. You see they're bringing
1:20:40
back X Men ninety seven. I saw that, yep, I saw that
1:20:43
it could be good. What like the animated show. Yeah, and a
1:20:46
continuation from I didn't like Paul Paul. He's a good one if you wanted
1:20:53
just a basic dude, like yeah, I think that's what it was.
1:20:57
Power he be working with Paul. Sometimes he got Paul dressed up like Johnny
1:21:02
Brava's Tech eight. There's a lot of different customers. Yeah, you can
1:21:06
cut. Yeah, Yo, I came out like I have my King dressed
1:21:13
up as Loofy and it was random. He came out, well, his
1:21:17
Paul dressed like monkey Garp. I don't know what you're talking his grandfather,
1:21:24
the one piece. God damn it. I saw Yo Sie Mitchell dressed as
1:21:28
Majimbo, and I think that was my limit. I think this is probably
1:21:31
the most I can understand anything past that that's mine. That's probably looked tough,
1:21:35
didn't it. It looked amazing. He was beating no funk out of
1:21:39
his Oh man, hold on anybody, anybody, yo, y'all want to
1:21:44
get tech and get teching. Y'all can find me on PlayStation Network at d
1:21:47
m W nine Three's very simple. D everybody's about Delta Mary William ninety three.
1:21:56
That's all. Come get this hand, Come get their hands in the
1:22:00
feets. You heard me, I'd say. My My thing was also video
1:22:04
game related. It was Kingdom Hearts. I was playing Kingdom Hearts in my
1:22:09
old house in the basement, and for somehow my game save got corrupted and
1:22:16
I cried, and my mom said, that's leg that's what I thought.
1:22:21
And my mom said, if you care so much about this game, maybe
1:22:25
you shouldn't play it anymore. That makes no sense. And I said,
1:22:29
what, that's the first time, Like, if you love me, mom,
1:22:33
you shouldn't take care of me anymore. I said that ever made you
1:22:36
crying a divorce? Well? Like what? Well, indeed, I didn't
1:22:44
even think about that. He said, that's that's true. I didn't think
1:22:47
that. Why bringing for a second. His parents were still together. They
1:22:55
cross wrong, dude. I watched his name is switch switch Flip Jones and
1:23:00
he placed tecking and you only use it Yo Yoshi mits yoshis. But it's
1:23:05
so crazy. They put him in was so hard. They put him in
1:23:09
fucking uh soul caliber too, they did, they did. I think he's
1:23:15
to this day, nobody likes to use GM. What about what's his name?
1:23:19
Oh wait, that's enough. Yeah, nobody likes to spin electric uppercut
1:23:26
somebody. That's cool. That main character stuff I like. I like my
1:23:30
throat combos. Next question, this was interesting. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1:23:39
Did you like Kingdom Hearts the game? Yeah? That was cool.
1:23:43
I never played it. It's I mean, I didn't play like Final Fantasy
1:23:45
or those other games. This was like enough for me, enough of I
1:23:48
don't know what style of game that is, but that's like our PG RPG
1:23:54
enough for me. I wasn't trying to go because I really like game.
1:23:57
I could not get into Kingdom Hearts. Maybe it's too childish. I'm gonna
1:24:02
try again. It's like to too late. I don't think it's not too
1:24:08
but I mean it was simple and clean. Yeah, that so that was
1:24:12
enough for me. I was like I'm locked in like a hole, Kyrie.
1:24:19
Yeah, I was in next question, Next question I got as a
1:24:29
black woman. Y'all are starting to scare me a bit with the weekly Sydney
1:24:32
Sweeney priest. One person, let's finish. Let's finish the question. So
1:24:42
I need to ask exactly too late? Assuming you were single, if you
1:24:46
were presented with the option of having one night with Sidney Sweeney, hey,
1:24:53
that's wait, or instead that's not the question, or instead being guaranteed to
1:25:00
meet the love of your life the following day, And in a parentheses,
1:25:03
it says, who could be just an average black woman that happens to be
1:25:06
your soulmate? Which would you choose? So one night with Sidney Sweeney?
1:25:14
Or or I'm guaranteed to meet the love of my life the following day the
1:25:17
following day. But she could just be a regular you know, it's just
1:25:20
my love of my life. That's true. I could meet her any day,
1:25:27
though, Yo, that's crazy Jesus Christ. Bro Hey, yeah,
1:25:34
I'm just saying I could meet her any day. You can meet her the
1:25:44
day after. Who said it could be It could be any day, it
1:25:51
could be next week, who knows, But no guaranteed smashed the spindy cheeks.
1:25:58
I could just let faith, you know, will find me home.
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I'm gonna go with the soul made. It's not that I'll go to love
1:26:08
my life. It's not. And I don't like I kind of I don't
1:26:13
like the whole is it could be an average black woman because number one,
1:26:16
I don't like the panda. But no black woman is average and start number
1:26:19
one. Number two is she's the love of my life. She's definitely not
1:26:24
average to me. So yeah, and I'll take the blame on the Sydney
1:26:29
Sweeney praise that's always on. It's usually because I know, I know Mike's
1:26:34
stance because the only reason, the only reason it gets this much play,
1:26:40
because she's the only one. Yeah, but I mean to objectively, she's
1:26:45
not. She's not even cute. I'm not saying all that objectively, she's
1:26:51
not. She's not even cute. She's got the jugger like there's all right,
1:26:57
there's many black women that are more attractive than her. Did I pick
1:27:00
over Taylor Rooks? Fine fines Taylor Rooks over spit on her face right now?
1:27:10
Like you said, Taylor Rook. Taylor La in London Man the list
1:27:17
goes on the list. The list is the list is way too infinite infinite.
1:27:21
So they said, they put Taylor, Rooks and Sidney Swinging in front
1:27:27
of me, and they said, if you want to be with Taylor,
1:27:29
is all you gotta do is punch You wouldn't even I wouldn't even let you
1:27:31
finish it. Since I'm punching Sydney swingeing right in her fucking throat. I'm
1:27:35
punching the titties, like, not real, horny boy, you waiting for
1:27:42
that recoiling one, last one last, they slow down the frame. You
1:27:50
got any quick squeeze, sir, That's that's not what you're supposed to do.
1:27:57
Okay, yes, yeah, you're on board. Taylor works who she
1:28:01
was? It's this, It's right, I don't even know. I'm surprise
1:28:06
if it's not watch ESPN. That's why I'm like, he watched the watch
1:28:12
the game and everything. You didn't see her? Huh? Well whatever,
1:28:15
he watched all and she was there all over. This was like, can
1:28:21
you move this bitch on the screen. So basketball, I'm trying to watch
1:28:26
Sabrina. I'm trying to watch I want to watch fundamental hoops. What's the
1:28:30
bounce? Past competition. It's fundamentally okay, I need to see tires Halliburton
1:28:38
bounce past the ball into a net. Damn well, we we already talked
1:28:43
about some movies a little bit, so I asked this question. It says,
1:28:45
you guys talk about TV's and movies a lot. Yeah, what's your
1:28:49
what's your favorite movie plot? Twist? Oh dumb m The one that came
1:29:06
to mind first was I can't I'm not bad. The one saw when it
1:29:13
ended up being like the daughter oh nigga, when she took the pig mask.
1:29:17
But I was like, ah, bro, I don't buy that one.
1:29:19
But the first saw when he got up off the ground, that was
1:29:23
crazy. That was crazy. It was crazy. It was crazy. I
1:29:28
like the one when he had the daughter over. Oh god. I was
1:29:32
like because at first I like that because it was like, oh, he's
1:29:35
doing it himself. But he was like six, They're like, how the
1:29:39
fun? How's he doing this? I was like, this ship I love.
1:29:43
So I gotta watch the one that just came out. It's probably gonna
1:29:45
ruin it for thirty of them. Yeah, so it's fun. I'm like,
1:29:48
yeah, I saw for me. I'm like I'm like like you would
1:29:51
furious. Yeah, I got to see it through. At this point,
1:29:55
I don't care how silly. It's getting niggas dying and still killing people and
1:29:59
people were so was too glory for me, Like once it became just nothing
1:30:02
about blood, and from the beginning it wasn't it wasn't as bad like after
1:30:10
why it was just like finger nails too much. Yeah, that's probably I
1:30:16
forget the name of the movie, but it was a Rob Williams movie with
1:30:19
the code of fanning where throwback, yes, big throwback. So it was
1:30:29
it was like a horror It was supposed to be like a horror thriller and
1:30:33
no horror, like, damn, that's actually Robin Williams. So like it
1:30:42
was this guy what it was, this guy and his daughter and whole bunch,
1:30:47
like weird ship was going around the house and like Rob Williams was like,
1:30:51
Yo, why are you doing this. She's like, it's not me,
1:30:55
it's whatever hide and Seek I think it was, yes, yeah,
1:31:00
like it's not me, it's Toby or whatever the like his name was.
1:31:05
So like all this crazy ship kept happening and then you find it at the
1:31:09
end of the movie that Rob Williams was schizophrenic and that at night he would
1:31:15
switch over to that side and do all this crazy ship and then like they
1:31:19
just walked away happily after, like it was just setting, like you realize
1:31:24
that it was He's just crazy. It was Rob Williams who was doing all
1:31:27
this ship. The entire time. I was like, Wow, that was
1:31:30
That was a good one. I probably didn't explain that well enough. That's
1:31:34
all right, Trust anyone understands. Yeah, for the people that I understand,
1:31:42
let's see good plot twist, too many things anything, it's way too
1:31:47
many. You got six cents? You got? That's the one. I
1:31:50
was usual suspects. I don't think I've ever watched Club all the way through.
1:31:56
No, that's good. I was a young boy, like I've seen
1:31:59
business pieces, but I never once by the time I was old enough,
1:32:00
I was just I just never saw it. I'll think of one when I'm
1:32:03
re listening, like exactly four o'clock in the morning. Damn monsters, inc.
1:32:10
There's tons of movies. Shutter Island. Shutter Island is a good one.
1:32:15
Yeah, ship, there was no no, there was no plot twisting,
1:32:19
split what, no kind of not. It wasn't a plot twist,
1:32:26
not because everything was pretty much laid out for you from the beginning, So
1:32:29
there was there really wasn't. Yeah, I don't. I don't think anybody
1:32:32
saw this nigga turning into a fucking superhero. Well right, No, I
1:32:38
think I think you're getting confused with Glass. Glass was ass Glass, and
1:32:42
Unbreakable was ass. Split you want, Unbreakable was the dumbest fucking movie.
1:32:49
Nothing happened in that movie to the last ten minutes, the last ten minutes.
1:32:55
You sitting there watching that movie, like what's gonna happen? Because I
1:32:58
saw Split first and it was like, Oh, that's a Unbreakable. So
1:33:00
I go back and say Unbreakable. Oh the guy realizes, oh ship,
1:33:05
I'm strong as fuck. I could do a whole bunch of bunch of dumper
1:33:09
ship, but I'm afraid of water. Can't swim. Oh my god,
1:33:11
I'm about to die. Yeah, that's that's weird, you know because even
1:33:15
Glass, the way he dies in Glasses is so so stupid, so stupid.
1:33:20
And I'm like, out of those three movies, the only good movie
1:33:25
out those three was Split. Let's Split. That made me think of fucking
1:33:30
this is the splice bro that frequently that ship had me fucked up because I
1:33:40
like the whole movie. You can kind of like the way he's acting,
1:33:45
like does he like that ship? Like does he like that thing? Is
1:33:48
he feeling that? Is he hard? Is he hard? Right now they're
1:33:51
not showing his lower body. He's nervous. And then they're in the barn
1:33:59
and he fucking I'm like, it just spreads the wings. I'm like,
1:34:03
nigga, what the fuck is I get it? Do I know? Did
1:34:13
this trick or something within me? What? Now? I'm afraid I don't
1:34:18
think. Yeah, yeah, you were scally. That ship is crazy.
1:34:28
Get Out had a good plot. Get Out get Out, Oh yes,
1:34:34
yes. And then and then there's that they took the bodies but the girlfriend
1:34:41
the plot twist. Yeah the girlfriend was in on it. Yeah yeah,
1:34:44
yeah, you know that the girlfriend was in on it. Yeah, that
1:34:46
the whole family was just taking all the black people that were top or whatever
1:34:51
that they were doing. And yeah, that was a good plot. That
1:34:55
was a good one. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, we do
1:35:01
all night. Okay, what he was like, he's talking about that,
1:35:10
I guess, so I'm not saying one question. I guess I want to
1:35:13
talk about the skit wars Oh Dyky's funnier than the other fat nigga Anyway,
1:35:21
that's not who That's not who it was. It was the Melik Bazil guy.
1:35:27
Somebody that's not a new up and coming skit guy. Was it the
1:35:31
skinny dude? Yeah, yeah, so I kind of thought people were gonna
1:35:35
come back to that. I guess the skit was a little kind of like
1:35:39
that because that one wasn't the elite whatever. All his skits always end up
1:35:44
the same way, like he's out with a girl, acting one way,
1:35:45
and then at the end of the skit he goes home to his real girlfriend.
1:35:48
That's what Drewski did in act, but he does that in pretty much
1:35:51
every skit. So when I saw I was like, oh, I can
1:35:54
see the similarities, but this is funnier than what he does, and it's
1:35:57
Drewsky. So I had a feeling people are gonna just kidding. And Kyle
1:36:00
did a skit before about whatever working his work wife and so you know he's
1:36:05
made though so exactly, so it is what it is. He's too hit
1:36:09
or miss. Just go to a warehouse. Yeah, juicy is good anywhere
1:36:17
they don't let they don't let warehouse niggas do anything, but also Drew Skie
1:36:21
Nike. They could have been in a Nike factory somewhere or anything. Still,
1:36:26
it could have been somewhere. Even so, he has access coming through
1:36:30
that Nigga was working in a fast food restaurant at one point for video,
1:36:33
so true, like behind the friars, Like, what the fuck is funny?
1:36:40
Nigga? Yeah, shout yeah, this could be a fun question.
1:36:45
See what's up making a comeback? I thought it was funny, but then
1:36:55
he said he's releasing a real video and see we're watching. It was okay.
1:37:08
It said if y'all were in a band, which instruments would you play?
1:37:13
I would like to play either the drums or the bass. Mike is
1:37:16
playing the bass. Why because he's big? It fits Michael is. I
1:37:23
thought Michael was going to be the singer like Gerald Lebert. He could do
1:37:28
both. A big nigger. I could get my Anderson drummer drum Gerald's way
1:37:35
up. I thought Els would be the drummer. I don't know. He
1:37:39
just gives all drummer vibes. I could play the drums a little bit.
1:37:42
I do like the little drop a bassline for us? What means you think
1:37:46
I do the baseline token you're black Toien. Tolkien actually went back and like
1:37:58
the series like if you go act, they edited, they edited so says
1:38:02
token instead of token. So they try to manelow assholes his niggas. That
1:38:09
niggas name was team. You actually thought the one black kid in our town's
1:38:14
name was token. He was like, yeah, what's wrong with it?
1:38:20
They're fucking sick. He was like, no, my dad's had like a
1:38:24
whole thing about this ship, saying like they're making fun of racist but racist
1:38:29
people don't know it exactly, but it's like Drisky making fun of the people
1:38:32
that he hangs out with, but he makes fun of his friends. I
1:38:38
don't give him blip about nothing but laughing at that man in his face.
1:38:46
He doesn't know it because exactly like I don't care because I don't give a
1:38:51
blip about nothing, nothing, but butad I can't say were just crying.
1:38:58
Be a guitarist, I could see myself doing that nice guitar solo hm Q
1:39:03
stage crew. I could see you being a bassis still keenan and you'd be
1:39:08
like really playing, like like it's the number one instrument but it's not.
1:39:13
But it's not on the music. I always want to on the music.
1:39:20
Yeah, I think is definitely on the keys. Absolutely, Yeah, he's
1:39:27
only electric drupes. I played the drums. I was gonna say, like
1:39:35
saxophone. I played trumpet too. There we go. I used to play
1:39:40
the violin when back in the elementary? How long two years? Okay?
1:39:48
You play hot Cross on the bitch? No, we had two years.
1:39:53
You don't learn hot Gross. That's the first play literally every it's literally that
1:40:00
and Mary had a look like those are the two songs? You know I
1:40:03
can do that. I guess they'll play that on a recorder. Hit the
1:40:19
bottom, hit that bottom hole, that bottom hole, annoying ass instrument.
1:40:26
Boy, oh man, the whole class playing at the same time, and
1:40:30
half the class as christ. I feel bad. Why do we have to
1:40:33
learn this right? Exactly? What part of my brain is just expanding?
1:40:39
Honestly? Is that why kids are dub Now? Do they still do some
1:40:41
music class? Those are defunded arts. That's what it is, the arts.
1:40:48
That's what these little niggas is on the specimen and got nowhere to put
1:40:51
that. The Mayor of New York is putting all the budget on the dance
1:40:56
team. The n y C Dance. They could have, all right,
1:41:01
they could have at least been good. A bunch of unathletic big holes.
1:41:04
Wow, okay big holes over there to Scottie Beef said, what uh took
1:41:21
whatever millions of dollars away from education? So bit just can that look like
1:41:27
Amy Schumer? Kickball change? Wow? Wowickball change change? They look fucking
1:41:36
dumb. Bro they look terrible. At least be good at the very least
1:41:41
at least get the fine ones. They don't want to do that ship.
1:41:45
They probably like this is a time, all time, all time horning,
1:41:50
first team, all horny. Yeah but yeah, all right, guys,
1:42:00
that has been another fun Field episode. We will see you next week,
1:42:03
same time, same place. We'll see you next time and all that good
1:42:05
stuff. Make sure you, you know, do all the social media's.
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it your thirty dollars. Bye. I can't hear it, y'all see Amy
1:43:00
Schulmer. Yes, I think now. I think she's on like steroids or
1:43:04
something big like not like buff steroids, like the other steroids. That's what
1:43:11
her face is like, a normally large like is her face larger or is
1:43:17
her face small? That's not she has small features with a big face.
1:43:21
Oh yeah, it's like her her cheeks grew like a person that was on.
1:43:28
Wow. Yeah, somebody said, and you guys said, Amy Schumer
1:43:31
would never be funny, funny looking bitch. Click Jesus Christ.