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- 0:08El Guapo: Cover the pressure.
- 0:10El Guapo: Who are fake news.
- 0:13El Guapo: I am not suicidal.
- 0:16El Guapo: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back, I'll circle back!
- 0:21El Guapo: Do not come.
- 0:24El Guapo: do not come.
- 0:28Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 258
- 0:31Testecleese: of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
- 0:33Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
- 0:35Testecleese: Always 2 guys drinking some beer saw what's going on it.
- 0:38Testecleese: It is election Tuesday, though.
- 0:41Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
- 0:43Testecleese: So we're obviously going to get into that. But that's gonna go all night, possibly days, possibly even weeks.
- 0:49Brian McFadden: Right.
- 0:50Testecleese: So we'll we'll see.
- 0:51Brian McFadden: Will not be podcasting the whole time.
- 0:53Testecleese: No, we will not, and we're not even gonna
- 0:57Testecleese: jump into it first, st because
- 0:59Testecleese: we'll let everything pile up as it may, while we talk about everything else that happened in the week that we want to talk about, because the election believe it or not is not the only thing
- 1:08Testecleese: what happens.
- 1:09Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:10Brian McFadden: just like that's everybody. What I'm excited about is no more political ads.
- 1:17Testecleese: Yes, I'm gonna skip.
- 1:21Testecleese: Oh, shit! I forgot
- 1:23Testecleese: to put in one of my local stories.
- 1:26Testecleese: but I will say that
- 1:29Testecleese: as far as early voting went in West Virginia
- 1:33Testecleese: the Republicans showed up in force.
- 1:35Testecleese: but
- 1:37Testecleese: West Virginia is probably going to be all Republican and expect
- 1:42Testecleese: that's just the way most of the people are, you know.
- 1:46Testecleese: right? I had another story I meant to share, and I forgot to, and that sucks. But oh, well.
- 1:51Testecleese: alright!
- 1:52Testecleese: You guys got another body over there.
- 1:55Brian McFadden: Well, we talked about this, I think, on a previous episode.
- 1:58Testecleese: Playing games.
- 1:58Brian McFadden: Shipyard worker
- 2:00Brian McFadden: that went up missing while at work in a Portsmouth shipyard.
- 2:06Brian McFadden: and they did find his body floating near the the shipyard in Portsmouth, and his family identified it so.
- 2:15El Guapo: Ow.
- 2:16Testecleese: Yeah, I remember talking about that, because I remember saying, bodies human bodies float.
- 2:20Testecleese: How come they haven't found him yet? Is he wearing some cement shoes or something.
- 2:24Brian McFadden: Right. It's still.
- 2:25El Guapo: Joe's.
- 2:26Testecleese: Yeah.
- 2:27Testecleese: I wasn't thinking steel to. I was just thinking cement shoes from like a mob like.
- 2:30El Guapo: Yeah, right? Now.
- 2:31Testecleese: Yeah, you're taking care of this problem.
- 2:34El Guapo: I mean, what are those circumstances? He fell head first, st and he got drifted by the.
- 2:40Testecleese: Ty took him. Ty took him somewhere. Yeah.
- 2:42El Guapo: Yeah, so we don't know. We don't know yet, but that's crazy.
- 2:46El Guapo: Especially did he? I mean, did he had a life jacket around him.
- 2:49Brian McFadden: No, I don't think.
- 2:50Testecleese: Probably not. We're.
- 2:51El Guapo: Yeah.
- 2:51Testecleese: Yard.
- 2:52Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:53El Guapo: But you like when you're the ship you're still working by the water.
- 2:56Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. You know how it is, though.
- 2:58El Guapo: If they want to follow rules.
- 3:02Testecleese: The only thing I had to
- 3:04Testecleese: find in Massachusetts, because nothing fun is happening right there right now. Besides people freaking out about trump, possibly winning.
- 3:10Brian McFadden: And I forgot.
- 3:10Testecleese: Don't!
- 3:11Brian McFadden: Look for the the pizza
- 3:14Brian McFadden: article, so.
- 3:16Testecleese: Oh, that's right. I forgot to look for a pizza article. I completely forgot about that.
- 3:19El Guapo: Oh!
- 3:20Testecleese: But apparently Warren is running for a 3rd term
- 3:23Testecleese: as a Senator.
- 3:26Testecleese: Pocahontas.
- 3:29Brian McFadden: I wonder if she'll get reelected.
- 3:31El Guapo: And
- 3:32Testecleese: That's an excellent question. She's her Republican challenger, is John Deaton.
- 3:37Brian McFadden: Is he popular in the State of Massachusetts? Anybody know of him?
- 3:41Testecleese: I've never heard of the guy.
- 3:42Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I.
- 3:43Testecleese: Never heard of. I had never heard of Elizabeth Warren before. She was a Senator either, though.
- 3:48El Guapo: Oh, you know what she used to be a Republican back in the day.
- 3:52Testecleese: I'm not surprised wherever the wind blows is, where she's
- 3:55El Guapo: Yeah, but.
- 3:56Testecleese: Got her convictions.
- 3:58El Guapo: Fucking, rhino.
- 4:00Testecleese: Massachusetts man. They used to be very Republican they used to then they were then they would be like a Republican Governor and Mayor, but
- 4:10Testecleese: a Democrat like a
- 4:12Testecleese: house, you know.
- 4:14El Guapo: Hmm.
- 4:15Testecleese: Then they went nuts with hoku, and what's her name? Wu?
- 4:19Testecleese: Hmm.
- 4:21Testecleese: thank you.
- 4:23Testecleese: I'm glad I got out of it when I did.
- 4:25Brian McFadden: Right. I know you're missing it.
- 4:28Testecleese: Some stuff, but that was just cultural stuff that you can't get outside of, like South Shore, Massachusetts, like the bar pizzas at boots.
- 4:36Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 4:37Testecleese: Know exactly what I'm talking about, right.
- 4:38Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- 4:39Testecleese: They're not the same anywhere else, are they?
- 4:41Brian McFadden: No.
- 4:42El Guapo: But when don't you bring that to West Virginia?
- 4:45Testecleese: It has something to do with Massachusetts itself. Kind of like the pizza in New York is special because of the water they use
- 4:52Testecleese: to make the dough.
- 4:54El Guapo: The rats swim on it.
- 4:56Testecleese: Possibly that's what it is I have to say.
- 4:58El Guapo: But it's something.
- 4:59Testecleese: Like that will make these personal bar pizzas so damn good.
- 5:03Testecleese: And actually, during Covid, there was a competition on Facebook.
- 5:08Testecleese: Of all the different Bar Pizza.
- 5:10Testecleese: south shore of Massachusetts. They call themselves the South Shore Bar Pizza Association in a competition, a 12 bracket.
- 5:19Testecleese: a tournament of who has the best pizza. That's what everyone did during lockdown. Let's go go to all the different places and try one and rate it.
- 5:27Testecleese: and like this place would compete against this place, and you got to judge it.
- 5:32Testecleese: Yeah.
- 5:34Testecleese: there's something about the bar pizza there. It's awesome.
- 5:38Testecleese: the people aren't as nice as they used to be. That's for sure.
- 5:41El Guapo: It's a big series.
- 5:44Testecleese: Hemp's not a big city. It's a little town. Well, it used to be a little town now. It's
- 5:49Testecleese: they're getting out of control, man. They're getting too big for their own britches
- 5:52Testecleese: to bring in.
- 5:55Testecleese: Like low income housing and low income.
- 5:58Testecleese: supermarkets.
- 5:59El Guapo: And.
- 6:00Brian McFadden: Right.
- 6:01Testecleese: Which that's not necessarily a bad thing. But that means, for sure
- 6:06Testecleese: that you're going to be inviting low income folks into a very high income area.
- 6:11El Guapo: The riff, Raff.
- 6:13Testecleese: Is terrible as that sounds to say yes like well, you put him in you. You put him within 5 miles of the guy whose house is worth a million dollars.
- 6:21El Guapo: Yeah.
- 6:22Testecleese: What are the odds? There's some kind of crime between this entire complex of people that are barely making their payments every month. And down the road. There's a whole bunch of people with 1 million dollar houses.
- 6:33El Guapo: Yeah, that's what happens.
- 6:34Testecleese: Someone, someone's gonna commit a crime right?
- 6:37Brian McFadden: Right? What happened?
- 6:37El Guapo: Detroit man.
- 6:39Testecleese: Yeah. And like, not everyone would but one out of a hundred.
- 6:43Testecleese: Now you got a crime spree of people's lawn mowers being stolen and sold, or something. You know what I mean.
- 6:48El Guapo: Yeah.
- 6:50Testecleese: But they know you're going on vacation because you told all your friends, and they show up when you're gone, and take all your wife's jewelry, you know.
- 6:57El Guapo: Oh, you totally posted on Facebook, hey? I'm here.
- 7:00Testecleese: Yeah, you put a picture of you in Cancun.
- 7:03El Guapo: Yeah.
- 7:05Testecleese: I don't care about this 1st one.
- 7:09Testecleese: Oh, shit! Did you see this thing about this dude in Florida? Who,
- 7:14Testecleese: finished work is like a structureman. I guess he stops at like a local like convenience store.
- 7:21Testecleese: Someone called the cops, saying, these guys are being like rowdy and aggressive.
- 7:27Testecleese: I don't know what actually happened. There's no video but this dude ran.
- 7:31Brian McFadden: Never run.
- 7:33Testecleese: Exactly that. Just says I'm guilty right?
- 7:36El Guapo: Nick.
- 7:36Brian McFadden: Whether you're guilty or not. It gives the the impression that you're guilty.
- 7:41Testecleese: Well, he decided to scale a fence to get away, and he got tased
- 7:45Testecleese: 6 times before he fell off that fence.
- 7:49El Guapo: Hmm.
- 7:50Brian McFadden: Dang for.
- 7:51Testecleese: Broke his neck and is paralyzed.
- 7:53El Guapo: Ouch!
- 7:55Testecleese: So I mean.
- 7:57Testecleese: I don't know enough details to take a side on this one.
- 8:01Testecleese: but that sucks.
- 8:03Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 8:05Testecleese: Like that, really. And if they were just being loud and obnoxious. And now you're paralyzed because you took off because you didn't want a hundred dollar fine, or just get told to move it along. You know.
- 8:18Testecleese: Exactly, Brian. Don't run. It's not gonna solve your problem right?
- 8:23Brian McFadden: That usually makes it worse.
- 8:25Testecleese: But I mean.
- 8:26El Guapo: By the end of quarter.
- 8:27El Guapo: but I fought in the court and on the street. You know.
- 8:30Testecleese: Exactly because you're going to lose that. The cop is better armed than you, and he's got radios and other cops.
- 8:36El Guapo: Yeah.
- 8:38El Guapo: and it just.
- 8:39Testecleese: Some jackass.
- 8:41El Guapo: I mean, what's the worst case scenario get penalized, paralyzed. Yeah, there we go. Yeah.
- 8:46Testecleese: And don't commit that crime again, whatever it is.
- 8:48El Guapo: Don't fucking run. I'm like, Okay, what do you want? You know? Okay, take the fine like this fucking woman dude. I saw this video. This woman.
- 8:55El Guapo: She was getting a speeding sign ticket.
- 8:58El Guapo: She had no driver license and she just badmouthed the cop. And she ended up getting a car tow.
- 9:04El Guapo: Yeah.
- 9:05Testecleese: No, exactly. You probably could have gone home, or at least got at least made a phone call to go home. And now you're spending the night in jail, and your car is getting towed. You're gonna have to take it out of impal.
- 9:13El Guapo: Yep, so good luck, you know.
- 9:18Testecleese: Oh, man!
- 9:22El Guapo: Let's say, worst case scenario. You get a hundred dollar ticket. You can make payments on the bitch, you know, $50 each month, $50 next month.
- 9:29Testecleese: And realistically, if you're just being obnoxious out front of a 7 11, the cops just tell you to go somewhere else.
- 9:34El Guapo: Yeah, get the fuck out of here, like, all right.
- 9:36Testecleese: Yeah, just go somewhere else.
- 9:37El Guapo: You know. Just don't be.
- 9:39El Guapo: yeah.
- 9:40Testecleese: You know.
- 9:40El Guapo: You're not.
- 9:41Testecleese: Welcome! Here! Go away!
- 9:42El Guapo: Yeah, like people get so fucking. Oh, my God.
- 9:46Testecleese: Only thing I can give is this, guy had warrants.
- 9:49Testecleese: and he was worried about his information getting checked, but.
- 9:52El Guapo: Well, we don't know that now anymore, because of just getting paralyzed.
- 9:56El Guapo: hey? At least we know where he's gonna be at right.
- 10:00Brian McFadden: That.
- 10:01Testecleese: And that ain't work, that's for sure.
- 10:05El Guapo: It's gonna be rolling, rolling, rolling. Now.
- 10:08Testecleese: Did you guys see this squirrel shit in New York? That's everywhere.
- 10:12El Guapo: A raccoon, too. Poor raccoon! Not getting fucking
- 10:16El Guapo: for the.
- 10:17Testecleese: But a raccoon.
- 10:19El Guapo: It's the same, the same pets and stuff, the same owner.
- 10:22Testecleese: Oh, I didn't realize.
- 10:23Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 10:24El Guapo: Fred the raccoon, and I forget the name.
- 10:27Testecleese: Not the raccoon.
- 10:29El Guapo: It is where.
- 10:29Testecleese: Tomorrow.
- 10:30El Guapo: Fred the raccoon. Yes.
- 10:33Brian McFadden: Yeah, he doesn't know if they've been put down or not, you know.
- 10:36El Guapo: Oh, they got neutered. They got fucking, put down.
- 10:39Testecleese: Yeah, they definitely did.
- 10:41El Guapo: Yeah, that's why you.
- 10:41Testecleese: Why don't.
- 10:42El Guapo: Teams out.
- 10:43Testecleese: Why do we care?
- 10:44El Guapo: Because the State exceeded.
- 10:49El Guapo: They're fucking overreactive for this fucking. 2 things, you know.
- 10:52El Guapo: and they they got nothing else to do to fucking. Pursue these squirrels.
- 10:56Testecleese: That's that's what I'm saying is this, this may have been something they shouldn't have done.
- 11:01Testecleese: for whatever reason, depending on what your laws are. But this is what they're focusing their efforts on, and not the rising.
- 11:07Brian McFadden: Right.
- 11:07Testecleese: Right now in New York.
- 11:10El Guapo: Fighting the Rap fucking Effect Station, new York City, you know.
- 11:14Testecleese: Oh, I killed the rat that's been messing with my house.
- 11:18Testecleese: Oh, yeah, dude! The thing was enormous
- 11:22El Guapo: Got a 22.
- 11:24Testecleese: Well, no, I
- 11:26Testecleese: isn't it.
- 11:28El Guapo: Should have been my father with a Bb gun.
- 11:30Testecleese: Well, I don't I? Funny thing is, I almost went and bought one for that exact reason, but I've only seen like 3 times.
- 11:35El Guapo: Oh!
- 11:36Testecleese: Terrific.
- 11:36Testecleese: found it dead in my basement.
- 11:39El Guapo: Damn!
- 11:40Testecleese: poisoned, and I'm not shitting you dude from nose.
- 11:44Testecleese: not Timothy Sale. It's ass, like the beginning of a sail, was fucking 10 inches long.
- 11:50El Guapo: Oh, you're fine! Almost a foot long.
- 11:53Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, what the fuck is. This thing.
- 11:57El Guapo: It's fucking from the woods. There.
- 11:59Testecleese: Yeah, if I saw that thing out in the middle of the night I would have thought it was a fucking possum. You know what I mean.
- 12:05El Guapo: Fucking New Year style. Rat in your house, dude.
- 12:09Testecleese: That's where I said I was like, Oh, my God! I have ROUS.
- 12:12El Guapo: I think New York to West Virginia now.
- 12:17Testecleese: You guys, you guys didn't get the Ro. Us's reference. Did you.
- 12:21El Guapo: No.
- 12:22Testecleese: I bet you someone on Facebook did.
- 12:24Testecleese: It's a Princess bride reference rodents of unusual size.
- 12:29Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 12:31Testecleese: And there.
- 12:32Testecleese: you guys don't know the Princess Bride.
- 12:35El Guapo: I think the word you use it doesn't mean what.
- 12:37Brian McFadden: Been a while since I watched this.
- 12:39Testecleese: Yeah, there you go. I mean they go. Montoya. You killed my father prepared to die.
- 12:43El Guapo: Yeah.
- 12:44Testecleese: Yeah, alright, yeah. The Ro. Us is the giant rat rodents running around. It's like what I don't think they exist as he watches one run by.
- 12:52El Guapo: Smoking a cigarette, drinking a fucking whiskey.
- 12:55Testecleese: Oh, one of the greatest movies I've ever seen in my life!
- 12:57Brian McFadden: Yup
- 12:58Testecleese: Well, I got to pick the
- 13:00Testecleese: the 1st movie of the week on deployment that we started like halfway through deployment.
- 13:04El Guapo: Hmm.
- 13:06Brian McFadden: I was in charge of the movies on our ship on deployment, so.
- 13:09Testecleese: Well, I got 1st pick, and I picked the Princess Bride.
- 13:13Testecleese: and like half the crew didn't show up like what the fuck. This sounds like a chick flick. I thought an engineer picked it. And I'm like, you guys don't know what you're missing out on dude.
- 13:20El Guapo: Yeah.
- 13:23Testecleese: Inconceivable.
- 13:29Testecleese: The dude who, co-founded Home Depot, died.
- 13:34El Guapo: Damn!
- 13:35Testecleese: Yeah, Bernard. Marcus never heard of the guy, whatever his name.
- 13:37Brian McFadden: I want to make any money.
- 13:40Testecleese: Well, he was a billionaire and a mega donut to the Republican party.
- 13:44El Guapo: Damn
- 13:45El Guapo: the old Republican party or the New Republican party.
- 13:50Testecleese: Probably a long time in general, because.
- 13:52El Guapo: And
- 13:53Testecleese: The guy died in his eighties. I'm pretty sure.
- 13:57El Guapo: Okay.
- 13:58Testecleese: Now I shared this thing in here.
- 14:00Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 14:01Testecleese: About the
- 14:02Testecleese: you know the I voted stickers you get
- 14:06Testecleese: with the American flag. Well, here's the oh, jeez I,
- 14:09Testecleese: man.
- 14:09Brian McFadden: Can't read it, because I have to create an account.
- 14:12Testecleese: Me, too. I got to read it once for free. I don't get to read it again right.
- 14:16El Guapo: If you fucking, take a snap picture of it. So when you say.
- 14:20Testecleese: Anyway, I didn't get a sticker this time. I was upset, but apparently like 1987,
- 14:26Testecleese: a woman designed this sticker and sold a whole bunch of them.
- 14:31Testecleese: and then the next year, or next time was more and more.
- 14:35Testecleese: And now she's selling like a hundred 1 million stickers
- 14:38Testecleese: a Presidential election cycle.
- 14:42Testecleese: That's pretty cool, and some States apparently hold their own competitions
- 14:46Testecleese: for our motive.
- 14:47Brian McFadden: $79 for this stupid thing. So.
- 14:50Testecleese: Yeah, no, no.
- 14:53Testecleese: That's why we need donations. People throw us a couple bucks. So we can actually subscribe to this garbage, and we can read it more than once.
- 14:59El Guapo: We don't have to recite by memory.
- 15:03Brian McFadden: I probably can do a Google search on it and find the same information for free.
- 15:08Testecleese: Probably good.
- 15:09Testecleese: Gets me. It was a New York Times like, you can read 3 articles this week for free. I'm like, yeah, okay, I write it the 1st time. Then I open it
- 15:16Testecleese: for whatever. Oh, till
- 15:19Testecleese: put it in the Google, Doc, and then I open it to a
- 15:22Testecleese: talk about it on the show, and then
- 15:25Testecleese: I may not be able to do it next show, because you know what I mean. I ran out of users.
- 15:30El Guapo: Hmm.
- 15:31Testecleese: It's frustrating.
- 15:33El Guapo: Hmm.
- 15:34Testecleese: All right. Well, last night, apparently. Joe Rogan finally endorsed Donald Trump for President United States.
- 15:40El Guapo: Took him a while.
- 15:41Testecleese: Yeah. Wait. Way to wait to the 11th hour. Huh?
- 15:43Brian McFadden: I mean, it kind of was obvious when he showed up for the interview, and Kamala Harris
- 15:49Brian McFadden: dodged the bullet because she didn't want to fly to Austin to do the interview on his terms.
- 15:55Testecleese: Yeah, but she flew out to call her Daddy, and she flew out to see Shannon sharp
- 16:00Testecleese: and
- 16:02Testecleese: Oh, a whole bunch of these things, and apparently she was in Texas
- 16:07Testecleese: one night, and Joe Rogan had said, like anytime like, Call me at 2 in the morning. I'll get up and we'll do it.
- 16:13Brian McFadden: All right. Ron is actually watching the live stream. I've figured out how to. He's lift. The Australian band has been lifted. He's in. We're getting comments from him.
- 16:23Testecleese: What did we do to get kicked out of our
- 16:26Testecleese: yeah.
- 16:26Brian McFadden: I don't know. It might have been Ron. That was the issue, you know, the repeated.
- 16:31El Guapo: Yeah.
- 16:32Testecleese: That's right.
- 16:32Brian McFadden: Well.
- 16:33El Guapo: That nickname is just Sue him.
- 16:38El Guapo: Oh.
- 16:39Testecleese: Or he spent more time in Facebook jail than me.
- 16:42El Guapo: Yeah.
- 16:43Testecleese: I, for the most part I stopped posting. It's not worth it.
- 16:46El Guapo: Yeah.
- 16:47Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't post anything political on my Facebook page.
- 16:50El Guapo: Yeah. Same. Here.
- 16:52Testecleese: Well, I did one today. That's in this thing. We'll talk about it soon. And then I just laughed because it was hilarious.
- 17:00Testecleese: but apparently some Muslim guy who's doing
- 17:04Testecleese: podcast. It's called hot. Take? I've never heard of it. But apparently he's got like a million subscribers
- 17:10Testecleese: did interview with Kamala
- 17:13Testecleese: Kamala a little bit ago, a little while ago.
- 17:16Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 17:16Testecleese: And he never! He never published it.
- 17:19Testecleese: She was well. She refused to answer any questions about her plans in Gaza.
- 17:25El Guapo: You want to stop.
- 17:26Testecleese: He wanted to stop aid to Israel, and apparently she went on like a 15 min rant about bacon.
- 17:33Testecleese: And I was like, does she know that people that eat halal cannot eat bacon.
- 17:38Brian McFadden: Apparently not.
- 17:40Brian McFadden: Hello!
- 17:40Testecleese: Halal is almost the same as kosher.
- 17:43El Guapo: Oh!
- 17:44Brian McFadden: They don't believe in eating pork just like you.
- 17:45El Guapo: So she's not Indian there. She's just a fake Indian.
- 17:49Testecleese: Indians aren't Muslim.
- 17:50Brian McFadden: No, I mean.
- 17:51Testecleese: There are Muslims in India, but that's not.
- 17:53El Guapo: Hold on! Hold on, idiot! Not allowed to eat cow. They're not allowed.
- 17:56Brian McFadden: Right. They don't.
- 17:57Testecleese: Depending on the religion. Yes, a lot of them won't eat, won't eat beef.
- 18:00Brian McFadden: Hindu right.
- 18:01El Guapo: Handle, yeah.
- 18:02Testecleese: I believe it is Hindu, and because they're godlike.
- 18:06El Guapo: The sacred cows, the reincarnation, you reconnating the cows and shit like that.
- 18:11Testecleese: Hey! Man!
- 18:12El Guapo: Desktop.
- 18:13Testecleese: How are you doing?
- 18:14Testecleese: If you're not hurting anyone else? I don't give a shit if it makes you happy. Good for you right.
- 18:18El Guapo: Hmm.
- 18:19Testecleese: Hold on.
- 18:20Testecleese: but apparently Fetterman, I saw this. Actually, I didn't on the market.
- 18:24Brian McFadden: I know you're bouncing around.
- 18:26Testecleese: Yeah, I am, because it scrolled on me.
- 18:28Testecleese: Federman was also on Romeo recently.
- 18:34Brian McFadden: Yes, he did, Joe Rogan, I think on
- 18:36Brian McFadden: Friday of last week, or that's when it came out so like a week after trump.
- 18:42Testecleese: Is, I've realized I don't care enough about Rogan anymore in general to sit down and watch, listen to an entire show.
- 18:48Brian McFadden: Well, I told you previously. I watched. I listened to like probably 30 min of the trump interview.
- 18:54Brian McFadden: and in.
- 18:55Testecleese: I don't know.
- 18:56Brian McFadden: Minutes I had at least 10 min worth of commercials from spotify.
- 19:00El Guapo: Jeez.
- 19:01Brian McFadden: I mean, it was like, Get 1, 2 sentence out. Commercial 1, 2 more sentence, commercial.
- 19:08Testecleese: Oh, that makes it tough to even pay attention.
- 19:10Brian McFadden: That's why I pay for like the clean Buck show. So I don't have to listen to stupid commercials, you know.
- 19:16Testecleese: Well, I pay. I pay 10 bucks a month to Youtube
- 19:19Testecleese: for commercial free.
- 19:20El Guapo: Month.
- 19:22Testecleese: Yeah.
- 19:23El Guapo: Oh, shit.
- 19:24Testecleese: Well, I did the free trial, and I just never stopped.
- 19:27El Guapo: Oh!
- 19:28Testecleese: And I'm like, Yeah.
- 19:29Brian McFadden: If you're on Youtube a lot, you know, I could.
- 19:32Testecleese: I am. I used to.
- 19:33Brian McFadden: Sense, you know.
- 19:34Testecleese: Use it for almost everything, because
- 19:36Testecleese: commercial, free for me all the time. Now.
- 19:38Brian McFadden: Right.
- 19:39El Guapo: No.
- 19:40Testecleese: But anyway, let's make.
- 19:41Brian McFadden: Back to.
- 19:43Brian McFadden: you know, Kamala Harris made an appearance on snl on Saturday night, after the podcast.
- 19:49Testecleese: Yeah, with Maya. Rudolph again.
- 19:52Brian McFadden: And it was a copycat of a previous person on the snl show, and he.
- 19:59Testecleese: There's no
- 20:02Testecleese: Jimmy Fallon. That's right.
- 20:02El Guapo: No Toronto.
- 20:03Brian McFadden: Yeah, trump. She basically did his skit only with her name on it this time.
- 20:09Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it wasn't Jimmy Fallon.
- 20:10Brian McFadden: You know she's following his whole playbook.
- 20:13Testecleese: Well, yes, yeah. Well, that's why they hacked his campaign right.
- 20:17Brian McFadden: And then, you know, trump filed an equal time, complaint.
- 20:20Brian McFadden: surprise, surprise, it was deemed an equal complaint, and he actually got to
- 20:28Brian McFadden: do like a 30 to 49 min
- 20:32Brian McFadden: commercial on Sunday night football in Nascar. I think they had him on too.
- 20:37Testecleese: I did not know that, but I.
- 20:39Brian McFadden: But I guarantee more people were watching Sunday night football than the Saturday morning show.
- 20:45El Guapo: Yeah.
- 20:46Testecleese: Yeah.
- 20:47Brian McFadden: Nobody watches that shit anymore, because it's.
- 20:50El Guapo: Live on.
- 20:50Brian McFadden: Biased. I mean it used. It's not funny.
- 20:53Testecleese: No, when Baldwin was trying to be trump, he was not funny. If you're gonna parody someone you gotta
- 21:00Testecleese: know who they are.
- 21:03Testecleese: And
- 21:03Testecleese: Baldwin had no idea how to be trump
- 21:06Testecleese: it. Just it just wasn't funny, but like, was it Dana Carvey that was being bush, doing the bush? That was hilarious.
- 21:14Brian McFadden: Right.
- 21:16Brian McFadden: And they've actually come out and said a lot of people that got their start on snl
- 21:21Brian McFadden: are actually conservative comedians.
- 21:25Testecleese: Yeah, well, I'm.
- 21:26Brian McFadden: Rob Schneider came from Snl, and I remember who else I saw on the article. But
- 21:33Brian McFadden: it's only in its newest creation generation that it's turned fully liberal all the time. Bash the bash Conservatives, bash Conservatives.
- 21:46Testecleese: No one of the old ones from back in the day. I can't remember her name, but I could picture her face. She was the woman in the Librarian Movie series.
- 21:54Testecleese: It was also a TV series, but she was only in some of that.
- 21:59Testecleese: She started on snl. She made a joke about Fox news when they did their Whatever year reunion a while ago, when Trump was in office.
- 22:07Testecleese: and she showed a picture of her just wearing a bra on like the weekend update, or something, she said that she still shows less cleavage than fox news anchors, and it went to like Megan Kelly and
- 22:17Testecleese: What's her name? They're the one that's engaged or married to the Trump Kid.
- 22:22Testecleese: Trump, Jr.
- 22:24El Guapo: Do they show Cleverage? I've never done this on.
- 22:28Testecleese: Or Fox News man they always were.
- 22:29El Guapo: Legs. I know the legs. They show a lot of legs.
- 22:32Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, it talks to you. So that was one of the things, you know.
- 22:35Brian McFadden: skirts and legs on all their shows.
- 22:38Testecleese: Yeah. And then, yeah, Jesus Christ, why can't think of this woman's name?
- 22:43El Guapo: That's why we got a lot of.
- 22:44El Guapo: That's why I got a lot of men watching Fox news because of high testosterone level. You know.
- 22:49Testecleese: Yeah.
- 22:54Testecleese: Where is it?
- 22:57Testecleese: Oh, my! Where is it?
- 23:00El Guapo: Hmm.
- 23:02Testecleese: This Brian carry us somewhere. I am. I'm.
- 23:06Brian McFadden: Well, there's a report that just recently.
- 23:08Testecleese: Oh!
- 23:08Brian McFadden: Out, that.
- 23:09Testecleese: Intro.
- 23:11Brian McFadden: Shows that. Yeah, you kind of skipped over that. But there's a report that just came out that Harris benefited from unprecedented bias among major news broadcasters. Duh.
- 23:23Brian McFadden: you think.
- 23:25Testecleese: I know. And you go and read the article. And it's like, Yeah, obviously, it's like they don't say anything good about trump at all the numbers are in there. It's like 21% good for trump, and like 81% good for Harris.
- 23:40Testecleese: And it's funny because you'll be well, he doesn't say anything good. It's like, Yeah, but you have. You noticed how they never directly quote trump when they do these things?
- 23:47Brian McFadden: No.
- 23:48Brian McFadden: I love the undisclosed sources.
- 23:51Testecleese: Not even that, but like when they did the whole. Oh, he said, she should be put in front of a firing squad, and it's like. No, he didn't.
- 23:58Brian McFadden: That's not they didn't. They took it way out of context, and they.
- 24:01Testecleese: Yeah.
- 24:02Brian McFadden: Ain't done it for days.
- 24:03Testecleese: Yeah. And then even Cnn was like, Yeah, this is ridiculous guys. That's not what he said like. And that's the problem these guys never actually quote what trump actually said.
- 24:13Testecleese: It's very
- 24:14Testecleese: they. They draw their twist on it and put it out.
- 24:19Testecleese: and make it sound as evil as they can.
- 24:25Testecleese: Oh.
- 24:26Testecleese: I just I don't know, man like I still don't
- 24:30Testecleese: excuse me.
- 24:32Brian McFadden: Oh! And you see that liberal men are admitting that they're
- 24:37Brian McFadden: more feminine than conservative men.
- 24:42Testecleese: Yeah. And it's something we all saw common.
- 24:45El Guapo: Below t.
- 24:46Testecleese: Oh, it's it's exactly! It's the jokes we've been making for a while. The soy boys, the
- 24:52Testecleese: The joke trump made about how these, these women that are voting for Harris and their husbands voting for Harris. But the wife's boyfriend is voting for Trump.
- 25:03El Guapo: The wife and the boyfriend boy for trump.
- 25:05Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
- 25:07El Guapo: Yeah.
- 25:09Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah, this this study was done.
- 25:13Testecleese: and it's hilarious.
- 25:15Testecleese: They don't even consider themselves masculine.
- 25:20Testecleese: And that's why Harris had to go out and do all these campaigns, trying to get dudes to vote for us, because she has a bunch of soy boys, and we're oh, I eat for breakfast.
- 25:30El Guapo: Yeah.
- 25:30Testecleese: What the fuck are you doing fucking with a carburetor like.
- 25:33El Guapo: Nobody, unless it's a little farm.
- 25:36Testecleese: Yeah, is it? Is it? On my lawn mower?
- 25:38El Guapo: Yeah.
- 25:39Testecleese: Or am I fucking with my like? 1985, Firebird? You know what I mean.
- 25:45El Guapo: They're trying to make this stuff look fucking more manly. They just don't succeed.
- 25:49Brian McFadden: And didn't. This next article you got here? Where
- 25:53Brian McFadden: the biden-harris admin use public funds to mobilize pro-democrat voting blocks? Didn't they already say they were going to do that a long time ago, and.
- 26:02Testecleese: This was back in 2021. Actually, when this
- 26:06Testecleese: bill was passed.
- 26:07Testecleese: Yeah.
- 26:09Testecleese: So shortly after he took office, they went ahead and passed some stuff
- 26:14Testecleese: to get people out to vote what they took public funding
- 26:19Testecleese: and handed it to liberal causes like
- 26:24Testecleese: not get out to vote people. But like save the whales, people and climate change people to go register people to vote and spread the word.
- 26:34Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know, and that between that. And the migrants they're busing in
- 26:39Testecleese: and flying in, and where everything else. It really seems like they're trying to just overwhelm
- 26:45Testecleese: the vote in general like
- 26:47Testecleese: a lot of people still don't realize that.
- 26:50Testecleese: Okay, these people can't vote. They're still counted in the census.
- 26:54Testecleese: Yeah, that directly leads to Congressional seats and
- 26:59Testecleese: electoral votes.
- 27:01Testecleese: even if you're not a citizen.
- 27:05Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 27:07Testecleese: Yeah.
- 27:08Testecleese: so you go and dump them all off in blue cities.
- 27:12Testecleese: Now, all of a sudden they get an extra Congressman in Los Angeles, and an extra electoral vote in California.
- 27:21El Guapo: Even though they lose. They lost a lot of people moving out of California.
- 27:26Testecleese: Well they left. So they bust in people.
- 27:28El Guapo: Yeah.
- 27:31Testecleese: Open the gates and let them in.
- 27:34El Guapo: Hopefully. You should get fucking fix if Trump wins the election.
- 27:40El Guapo: Oh.
- 27:43Testecleese: I love.
- 27:50Testecleese: Hey.
- 27:52Testecleese: what happened there?
- 27:57Testecleese: What happened?
- 27:59Testecleese: Because it's about
- 28:00Testecleese: of us. It's about all of us. And listen.
- 28:04Testecleese: My whole career to put the people first.st
- 28:08Brian McFadden: The train was going great
- 28:10Brian McFadden: until she said, Everybody shout your own name! And it sounded utterly ridiculous.
- 28:16Testecleese: That was, that was last time. This time she tried to say something different.
- 28:20Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 28:21Brian McFadden: I think we got that in here someplace, too. So.
- 28:24Testecleese: Let's get out the vote.
- 28:26Testecleese: The chant. Your own name was a while a little bit ago, but both times
- 28:31Testecleese: when she did that, like everyone, just went silent like they were supposed to be like chanting with her.
- 28:38Testecleese: you know, like.
- 28:39Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 28:40Testecleese: Fuck, trump, fuck, trump, or something.
- 28:45Testecleese: well, yeah, she she knows how to kill
- 28:47Testecleese: kill a crowd, that's for sure.
- 28:49Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 28:50Testecleese: As long as you can't kill trump yet.
- 28:53Brian McFadden: No, not yet.
- 28:57Testecleese: Okay, I left my ass off at this next one.
- 29:01Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 29:02Testecleese: Apparently people in Pennsylvania are all offended about this big balloon that they used on Halloween to represent Kamala Harris. They're saying it's disrespectful and tasteless.
- 29:12Testecleese: I'm looking for a picture.
- 29:15Testecleese: All I could think was, This is the giant baby trump. They had it
- 29:20Testecleese: every parade they could for a long time right.
- 29:23Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 29:24Testecleese: Why is it okay when the left does it? But not when the right does it.
- 29:27Brian McFadden: It should be okay. I mean, if they're going to do the kind of shit like that, then they should be willing to.
- 29:33Brian McFadden: They should be able to dish it out if they can take it. If they're going to dish it out.
- 29:38Testecleese: Yeah, but no, they just. And they always fall back to this like, well, because I'm right, it's like, Well, fuck you, buddy, I think I'm right. Does that mean I could break your teeth?
- 29:46Testecleese: No, no.
- 29:48Brian McFadden: I love it.
- 29:51Testecleese: Oh, that's why they called it racist.
- 29:53Brian McFadden: Yeah, what?
- 29:54Testecleese: Is. It wasn't her family slave owners.
- 29:57Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 29:57Testecleese: Jamaica.
- 29:59Testecleese: So what's racist about it? Put put the slave owner in the chains that sounds appropriate to me right.
- 30:04Brian McFadden: Right.
- 30:08Testecleese: Why isn't she paying reparations? Motherfucker? My family never owned slaves. I know this is a fact.
- 30:14Testecleese: Never, never been wealthy enough to own slaves.
- 30:20Testecleese: Alright
- 30:22Testecleese: comedy, dude. It's a
- 30:25Testecleese: and that's the problem is, why is this shit coming up, dude.
- 30:29Testecleese: How is this? Possibly a talking point for an election.
- 30:32Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 30:34Testecleese: Does anyone give a fuck?
- 30:39Testecleese: If Jesus himself
- 30:41Testecleese: came back
- 30:43Testecleese: for the second time as a black woman
- 30:46Testecleese: and ran for President States, I would vote for this person.
- 30:49Brian McFadden: Yeah, if they were qualified, I would vote for anybody that's qualified to be President.
- 30:55Testecleese: I wouldn't say anyone. I would go for the either better or lesser of 2 evil candidates.
- 31:00Brian McFadden: Right, but they gotta have some qualifications.
- 31:03Brian McFadden: She's got none.
- 31:07Testecleese: Josh Stein did something.
- 31:09Brian McFadden: She? Yeah, she was a district attorney. Put a whole bunch of people in jail in California, and she got.
- 31:18Brian McFadden: I think she got handpicked for the Senator's job in California.
- 31:26Brian McFadden: She didn't have to do even do the 1st election when what's her face died in office.
- 31:33Brian McFadden: and then she was a shoo-in as an incumbent.
- 31:38Testecleese: Yeah.
- 31:40Testecleese: I believe you are correct.
- 31:41Brian McFadden: She got picked for Vice President because she met the criteria that President Biden was demanding. He have for a vice Presidential candidate
- 31:51Brian McFadden: nothing about her qualifications. It was all about
- 31:56Brian McFadden: the color of her skin and her sex.
- 31:59Testecleese: Well, yeah. Biden made it a big deal. I was going to pick a woman of color for his Vp, and it's like.
- 32:07Testecleese: You don't necessarily want the most qualified it has to fit into this, he said. The same thing about.
- 32:12Brian McFadden: It's a pretty.
- 32:12Testecleese: He wants brown. Jackson. Yeah.
- 32:15El Guapo: It was funny.
- 32:17El Guapo: Somebody make me realize that Joe Biden was the Dei hire.
- 32:22El Guapo: So the Dei hired another Dei, which is Kamala.
- 32:26El Guapo: and that Dei hire another Dei, which is Tim Waltz.
- 32:31El Guapo: Yeah.
- 32:31Testecleese: I shared a meme like this recently, and it was picture of Obama. So I need someone dumber than me.
- 32:38El Guapo: No, no, he's like I need somebody. I need somebody to be white and male and dumber. So he got Joe Biden
- 32:45El Guapo: goodbye is like I need a black boat. So he had Kamala
- 32:49El Guapo: Kabbalah's like I need a white boat. So he hired a male boat, so he hired Tim waltz.
- 32:54El Guapo: and then just di after Dei after Dei hire.
- 32:57Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 32:59Testecleese: Yeah. Why not have quality policy instead of trying to represent everyone with
- 33:05Testecleese: I don't again. I don't care about your ethnicity. I don't care about your your.
- 33:09Brian McFadden: No.
- 33:10Testecleese: Humming.
- 33:10El Guapo: Yeah.
- 33:12El Guapo: And that's.
- 33:12Testecleese: I don't. I don't care about most things. I care. If you're going to be in charge making decisions. I want to know that you can make a decision that needs to be made, and I know you can make the correct decision.
- 33:20El Guapo: And that's why everybody was talking.
- 33:22Brian McFadden: Need to refurge your camera.
- 33:24El Guapo: Trump is like, who's gonna pick us at? Bp, you know, and he's like hire another white male, you know, like, Oh, no! Did he make the record? Yeah, he's qualified as soon as he starts talking of debate. Everybody like Dale. He's presidential, you know.
- 33:39Testecleese: I like Vivek Ramaswami. I don't think we've seen the last of him.
- 33:44El Guapo: No no devil.
- 33:45Brian McFadden: We haven't.
- 33:46Brian McFadden: He's probably gonna be. If Trump were to get reelected. He'll probably be some in the Cabinet somewhere.
- 33:52El Guapo: Vince. Vince. Oh, yeah, yeah. He get really lucky today.
- 33:55Testecleese: Well, he's a second generation immigrant, right like his parents.
- 33:58El Guapo: That's good.
- 33:58Testecleese: From India.
- 33:59Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
- 34:00Testecleese: And he was born here.
- 34:02El Guapo: Yeah.
- 34:02Testecleese: Worth a half 1 billion dollars.
- 34:05El Guapo: Yeah.
- 34:06El Guapo: Self-made dude. We got South Bay millionaire, Vince
- 34:10El Guapo: roommate, roommate Ramaswami.
- 34:14El Guapo: You know
- 34:15El Guapo: the both of me.
- 34:18Testecleese: Yeah. Well.
- 34:20Testecleese: odd.
- 34:21Testecleese: So apparently Harris just had a rally, and Cardi B. Was there.
- 34:26Testecleese: and well.
- 34:27Brian McFadden: Loves her celebrities.
- 34:29Testecleese: She does love her celebrities because.
- 34:31El Guapo: No, she just got dirt, and then probably they went to Pd party, and that's.
- 34:34Testecleese: Dating parties.
- 34:36El Guapo: Yeah. And that's why she got Jennifer Lopez. He got all of these people like, Hey, I got dirt and Diddy and you on it. So come.
- 34:44Testecleese: Yeah.
- 34:45El Guapo: And that's why Jennifer Lopez cry like, please select this, so I don't have to go to jail.
- 34:51Testecleese: Well, Cardi B. Is so behind Kamala Harris, and knows
- 34:56Testecleese: all the reasons why she's gonna vote for that. When her teleprompter went up she went guys.
- 35:02Testecleese: one second guys,
- 35:06El Guapo: Wow!
- 35:09Testecleese: These. Okay? 1st of all, didn't Cardi B with Megan d. Sallyon do wet ass? Pussy.
- 35:19Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 35:19Testecleese: Whapping you.
- 35:21Testecleese: So this.
- 35:23Testecleese: this is what we are
- 35:27Testecleese: using to promote the President of the United States. The position of the President.
- 35:32El Guapo: She got the only she. The only thing she got is people with dirt on on them, and she using them because they're celebrity.
- 35:40Testecleese: I mean.
- 35:42El Guapo: Think about it, dude ever since Pdd. Got. I think that was a conspiracy like, you know what? Let's put Pdd. In trial so we can use this fucking
- 35:50El Guapo: where we can get dirt on. There the sponsor, Kamala.
- 35:53El Guapo: and boom! You think.
- 35:55Testecleese: You think did? He's selling out everyone to give himself you or you.
- 35:58El Guapo: No, no, no! Kamala saw the video. She knows about the videos who's on it and who got.
- 36:03Testecleese: That doesn't mean you had to drive Diddy.
- 36:05El Guapo: No, no, no, she don't have to try. She don't have to talk to Diddy. She the fucking who's on the fucking list and give it the.
- 36:11Testecleese: I can miss me.
- 36:11El Guapo: Her, and she could just use it as a leverage to get the Celebrity to fucking
- 36:16El Guapo: talk for her. You know. What's the word?
- 36:19El Guapo: I'm looking for
- 36:22El Guapo: campaigning for her.
- 36:24Testecleese: Okay, maybe maybe that's quite the conspiracy theory you got there.
- 36:27El Guapo: But who's who are the celebrities? All the hip hop artists dude.
- 36:32Testecleese: Yeah.
- 36:32Brian McFadden: All right. We have.
- 36:35Testecleese: Your pressure.
- 36:35Brian McFadden: I ain't been on the show in a while on the live feed. Michael Duckett.
- 36:42Testecleese: Yeah. What's he got to say.
- 36:44Brian McFadden: Well, your President can have Wap.
- 36:49Testecleese: Well, we all know Bill Clinton did.
- 36:54Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
- 36:55El Guapo: I forgot what for step 4.
- 36:58Testecleese: Wet ass, pussy.
- 36:59El Guapo: Something else, no.
- 37:00Testecleese: No.
- 37:01Brian McFadden: That's what it was in the song.
- 37:02El Guapo: Well, I know that's what it was on by somebody used it for something else.
- 37:06El Guapo: Why, why is for I forgot.
- 37:11Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ! Really?
- 37:13Testecleese: No, that's stupid!
- 37:15Testecleese: And I just think that's nuts. That's the culture they're trying to embrace and say, you all should go
- 37:19Testecleese: this way because we. This is what we encourage.
- 37:24Testecleese: Jesus Christ.
- 37:25Brian McFadden: It keeps trump from grabbing it.
- 37:28El Guapo: Hmm.
- 37:28Testecleese: Possibly. But I keep hearing stuff like. Oh, the the people that fought the Nazis would be killing all you guys right now, I'm like, I hope you realize there was a discussion.
- 37:38Testecleese: a vote
- 37:40Testecleese: on contraception back in the day with these World War 2 vets. And they were trying to make condoms illegal. Okay.
- 37:47Testecleese: they were way, more conservative.
- 37:53Brian McFadden: Oh!
- 37:53Testecleese: Apparently some school, and I want to say Alabama, but I'm not sure what up repeat offender. He's got.
- 38:01Brian McFadden: Yeah, he, we got 2 mega hats on the show now. He took the day off from work for the
- 38:09Brian McFadden: oh.
- 38:09El Guapo: Hey? So? Who won the trump? And Kamala? You can.
- 38:13Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're in the future. You should be able to tell.
- 38:15El Guapo: Yeah.
- 38:17El Guapo: keep. My.
- 38:17Ron Pascoe: You want the good news. Trump's up well in front at the moment, but a long way to go.
- 38:23Testecleese: I'm seeing 101 to 71 electoral votes.
- 38:26Brian McFadden: Box is reporting 1 13 to 1, 78.
- 38:30El Guapo: Google is 1, 37.
- 38:33Ron Pascoe: And Senate. I think the Republicans only need one more.
- 38:36Ron Pascoe: One more spot, and they've got the Senate.
- 38:38Ron Pascoe: One more.
- 38:40Testecleese: Well, I think, Brian said, they already took a majority right.
- 38:43Brian McFadden: No.
- 38:45Brian McFadden: the West Virginia seat that we.
- 38:46Testecleese: Alright! Alright!
- 38:47Brian McFadden: Knew it was already gonna go.
- 38:48El Guapo: At least I want to get Supermayori
- 38:51El Guapo: at least 5 seats.
- 38:52Brian McFadden: We're not gonna get that.
- 38:54Testecleese: I was looking.
- 38:55Ron Pascoe: I'm good.
- 38:55Brian McFadden: Anyway?
- 38:57Brian McFadden: What's up with these parents that lashed out? What's the difference between Trump and Kamala?
- 39:03Testecleese: Well, it's a Hawaii middle school
- 39:07Testecleese: and the parents. These kids were handed given handouts with the 6 hot button issues for the election. With each candidate stand.
- 39:15Brian McFadden: This is middle school. What.
- 39:16El Guapo: The flow.
- 39:17Testecleese: Middle school.
- 39:18Brian McFadden: So this is like
- 39:20Brian McFadden: 5th graders up to like 9th grade.
- 39:23El Guapo: 8, yeah.
- 39:25Testecleese: Well
- 39:26Testecleese: in terms of immigration. The handouts.
- 39:28Brian McFadden: Are they gonna be able to vote? Is that something new in Hawaii that the middle school.
- 39:32Testecleese: Middle school. I hope not.
- 39:34Testecleese: But they're saying they're hiring more people to watch the border onto Harris and limiting how many people can move to the Us.
- 39:41Testecleese: Which is funny
- 39:43Testecleese: but in contrast, what they're saying trump is doing, he's aimed to locate and apprehend people in the Us. Illegally and and quote, take children away from their parents.
- 39:55Testecleese: so are they expecting these kids to go home and shame their parents into.
- 39:59Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's exactly what it seems like, definitely.
- 40:04Testecleese: This just seems out of control to me.
- 40:06El Guapo: Yeah.
- 40:07Brian McFadden: And that's you know. That's why so many people have switched to homeschooling because of shit like this.
- 40:15Ron Pascoe: Well, if trump gets up, it's going to be a nice little bonus from 2, isn't it? $10,000 tax free?
- 40:22Ron Pascoe: If I'm schooling in that.
- 40:25Testecleese: Can't get my camera to focus, and I don't know why.
- 40:28El Guapo: Will you use your hand.
- 40:30Brian McFadden: He did already. He's done it a couple times now.
- 40:33Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not. I'm
- 40:35Testecleese: where I come out. It's not.
- 40:36El Guapo: So.
- 40:38Testecleese: It's not auto.
- 40:39Brian McFadden: So I mean, the Tds is continuing to go hot and heavy in California.
- 40:45Brian McFadden: There was a California man that's been hospitalized with a brain beat after being up by his neighbor over a truck banner.
- 40:52El Guapo: Oh, my God!
- 40:54Testecleese: Yeah.
- 40:57Testecleese: Could you imagine actually getting not just got his ass whooped Dude was left to bleed to death in his garage before his wife found him and brought him to the hospital.
- 41:06El Guapo: This is a trump supporter. Guy.
- 41:08Brian McFadden: Yeah, you had a trump Manor.
- 41:10El Guapo: Not damn.
- 41:12Testecleese: Yeah, apparently the neighbor had a Harris sign, go missing. Blame this guy, and just went over there and just beat him next to death.
- 41:18El Guapo: Damn!
- 41:20Testecleese: Yeah, but we're worried about these trump supporters, aren't we?
- 41:22El Guapo: Yeah. Fucking racist pieces of shit.
- 41:28El Guapo: There you go.
- 41:29Brian McFadden: You're back for now.
- 41:31Testecleese: Until I shift my weight again right.
- 41:33Brian McFadden: Yup!
- 41:34El Guapo: No stop moving so fast. Your camera's slow.
- 41:37Testecleese: It usually keeps up no problem.
- 41:40El Guapo: Hmm.
- 41:40Testecleese: But meanwhile the National Guard, it's this article
- 41:44Testecleese: doesn't put it the same way. The other article I read made it sound like the natural gods on standby because of the violence that might erupt.
- 41:51Brian McFadden: Because the power grid's going down.
- 41:53Testecleese: Well, no, because they think that the Republicans are going to go nuts when trump doesn't win.
- 41:57Brian McFadden: I think it's gonna be the other way around.
- 41:59Testecleese: Well, they're being deployed in Washington and Oregon and Nevada, which are Democrat strongholds.
- 42:08Brian McFadden: I think, typically
- 42:10Brian McFadden: as a Conservative. I'm not even calling myself a Republican per se, but as a Conservative
- 42:16Brian McFadden: we'll put up with the other party winning. We may not be happy about it, but you know
- 42:21Brian McFadden: it is what it is. So
- 42:24Brian McFadden: that's really.
- 42:25Testecleese: I just haven't. Oh, what.
- 42:27Ron Pascoe: No, you're I was going to say the Republican party is really evolving. Isn't it like you? Look at it now.
- 42:31Ron Pascoe: It's now become the party of the people.
- 42:35Testecleese: It's what it seems like. It's a grassroots movement. And I think, more than anything.
- 42:40Testecleese: it's a rejection of woke culture.
- 42:44Testecleese: Yeah, the reject the rejection of censorship.
- 42:48Testecleese: You can't force me to use your pronouns.
- 42:52Testecleese: you.
- 42:53Testecleese: and that's why they wanna. That's why they want to literally censor us.
- 42:58Testecleese: Tim Wall says, like, Oh, yeah, your freedom of speech doesn't expand to misinformation or hate speech.
- 43:04El Guapo: Fuck you fuck.
- 43:05Testecleese: You.
- 43:06El Guapo: Well, yeah.
- 43:07Ron Pascoe: You've got the Uaw now, and you've got the teamsters and all that. The unions are starting to turn towards the Republican party, which.
- 43:14Brian McFadden: Well, the Union leadership has it, but the the grass roots, the actual members of the Union are
- 43:23Brian McFadden: moving more that way because trump is
- 43:26Brian McFadden: shown over and over again. He will do what he has to do to save their jobs and keep them from moving to Mexico.
- 43:33Ron Pascoe: 195 trumps it. Now, guys.
- 43:37Brian McFadden: Well, you must be on the fox poll, too.
- 43:39El Guapo: Only got 1 77.
- 43:42Brian McFadden: 1 95 on fox.
- 43:44El Guapo: Oh! Damn!
- 43:46Brian McFadden: May we talk long enough? We'll have 2, 70.
- 43:49El Guapo: Jeez.
- 43:50Ron Pascoe: I reckon so, too. I reckon we'll have 270 by the time we finish chatting, lads.
- 43:54Ron Pascoe: I'm confident, if not.
- 43:55El Guapo: Only got like 10 min before I go to bed. I gotta wake up early.
- 43:59Brian McFadden: I do, too, but not as early as you. Tomorrow.
- 44:02El Guapo: Yeah.
- 44:02Ron Pascoe: Through a sticky voice. Don't worry about that.
- 44:05Brian McFadden: So.
- 44:07Brian McFadden: Apparently New York City voters
- 44:10Brian McFadden: have bagged the perfect response to Biden trashing Mega backers.
- 44:15Brian McFadden: People were cheering
- 44:18Brian McFadden: that because they were wearing trash bags.
- 44:21El Guapo: I guess.
- 44:23Brian McFadden: Apparently. That's a real popular Halloween costume.
- 44:26El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Trash bag.
- 44:28Testecleese: Twise.
- 44:28Brian McFadden: The trash bags.
- 44:30Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, my God! I laughed so hard when I saw people wearing trash bags to go vote. I was like.
- 44:38Brian McFadden: Really, you saw people wearing trash bags to vote.
- 44:41Testecleese: No, I saw 2 separate articles.
- 44:43Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, I thought, maybe in West Virginia they're wearing trash bags.
- 44:46Testecleese: No, I would have pointed and laughed. Are you kidding me? It was oh, it was so funny! I was like, jeez man like, I'm stuck
- 44:54Testecleese: guys more and more. They're just they.
- 44:56El Guapo: See.
- 44:56Testecleese: The joker, because.
- 44:57El Guapo: Yeah, this is the difference between fucking the Democrats and Republicans.
- 45:01Testecleese: Never throw a temper. Tantrum.
- 45:03El Guapo: Yeah, and we're like, okay, that's funny. You know, we take advantage of it.
- 45:08Testecleese: Let me show up in garbage bags because they're all garbage, and I'm like, Oh, my God!
- 45:12Testecleese: It's like trump showing up in a garbage truck, you know.
- 45:14El Guapo: Listen to somebody today is like, Oh, my God! Towards the end of the election all this shit was going on. Towards the end we get a square. We're like square.
- 45:22Testecleese: Right.
- 45:25Testecleese: Apparently his name was Peanut.
- 45:27El Guapo: Peanuts, yeah.
- 45:30Testecleese: Oh, God!
- 45:32El Guapo: And the left is trying to die. Play this fucking peanut thing.
- 45:36El Guapo: because a guy apparently did some porn back in the day, or some shit like that.
- 45:42Testecleese: Okay.
- 45:43El Guapo: Yeah. So it's like, hold on, hold on. So you worry about him getting screwed by somebody. But it's okay for the State of New York to screw him.
- 45:51El Guapo: You know
- 45:53El Guapo: I don't really.
- 45:55Testecleese: If you want to be a whore, I guess, go be a whore.
- 45:57El Guapo: Yeah. But still you still got rights, you know.
- 46:00El Guapo: Doesn't mean like you said in New York, had to talk and take the shit from you. At least you got due process about this fucking squirrel.
- 46:06Testecleese: It is possible, what Petrod, to have too.
- 46:09Ron Pascoe: Wasn't somebody from another State actually rung up and made the complaint.
- 46:13El Guapo: We don't know. We don't know. I don't know nothing about the I mean, I know, somebody complained, most likely.
- 46:19El Guapo: but that's the only thing I know.
- 46:22Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I heard a report saying someone from another State was actually the one who put him in.
- 46:26El Guapo: Fuck another Karen, probably.
- 46:28El Guapo: So another squirrel Guy got jealous of him. It was like, you know what. Let me report this ass.
- 46:34El Guapo: you know.
- 46:36El Guapo: And the fuck instead of instead of New Yorker saying like, Okay, let's see, with a video about like, Okay, cool and go talk to him like, hey! What's going on with the squirrel like? Have an explanation, for this is the thing I love about Virginia State law. The cop
- 46:52El Guapo: has a little bit authority what
- 46:55El Guapo: to do with the process with the sentence or not.
- 46:58El Guapo: In New York. Whether you make a speeding ticket, they still give you a speeding ticket. You cannot talk your way out of it in a way.
- 47:05Testecleese: Okay. Well, hold on a minute. I'm gonna bring us back on topic for a second. Here.
- 47:09Testecleese: I'm looking at the Associated Press's most recent update. It's 177 and 99 votes. Electoral votes for Trump.
- 47:19El Guapo: Yeah.
- 47:21Testecleese: But
- 47:22Testecleese: the Wisconsin dem dem party chairman warns there's going to be a red mirage.
- 47:29Testecleese: Oh.
- 47:29El Guapo: There we go again.
- 47:30Testecleese: Yes, followed by a blue shift.
- 47:33Brian McFadden: Of course.
- 47:34Testecleese: Isn't that what they did last time when they found they found 20,000.
- 47:38El Guapo: Well, yeah, we forgot.
- 47:39Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, they found just enough votes to sway the election.
- 47:44Testecleese: Oh.
- 47:46Testecleese: yeah, who? Who didn't see that coming? That's why they told us it might take weeks to. I was like, Yeah, because you need to keep finding more votes.
- 47:53Brian McFadden: Right.
- 47:54Testecleese: To make sure that it's more than trump got.
- 47:56El Guapo: Yeah. Make the fucking pretty good, Burr.
- 47:59Testecleese: It's yeah, exactly. If we can print dollars out like a motherfucker, we can print out fake signatures on ballots, can't we?
- 48:07Ron Pascoe: Well, he's leading the popular vote at the moment.
- 48:10El Guapo: Yeah, 27 to 24
- 48:13El Guapo: 1 million.
- 48:13Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's correct.
- 48:14Ron Pascoe: California. And they've been included yet.
- 48:16El Guapo: No, it's not.
- 48:18Brian McFadden: Polls aren't even closed there yet.
- 48:19El Guapo: Oh, yeah, he already got electoral college from that one.
- 48:24Brian McFadden: No, Guam's not allowed to. They don't have any
- 48:27Brian McFadden: electoral votes.
- 48:28Testecleese: They don't get a vote, neither is Puerto Rico.
- 48:31El Guapo: Electoral college. I thought.
- 48:32Brian McFadden: No, they're they're symbolic. They're both symbolic.
- 48:36Testecleese: Now, as you pointed out before, because you call them colonies. I call them Territories. They are not States. They do not get our votes in the Federal Government.
- 48:47Brian McFadden: They have. They have a representative in the House of Representatives kind of like DC. But
- 48:54Brian McFadden: that's it.
- 48:55Brian McFadden: No Senators or anything like that.
- 48:58El Guapo: Yeah, I'm I'm okay with the Congressman.
- 49:01El Guapo: at least some kind of name.
- 49:03Testecleese: Puerto Rico is on.
- 49:04Ron Pascoe: And there we go.
- 49:04Testecleese: Ship, every couple what's up.
- 49:06Ron Pascoe: Sorry. They were just saying he's leading in Georgia, and he's ahead in North Carolina. A lot of Democratic votes have been counted
- 49:13Ron Pascoe: to North Carolina.
- 49:15Testecleese: Carolina should be done pretty soon. Huh!
- 49:18El Guapo: Virginia.
- 49:18Brian McFadden: Schools are closed.
- 49:20Testecleese: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They should be done counting soon. That's what gets me is, how does it take this long to count votes.
- 49:26Testecleese: They're making it sound like they're trying to count.
- 49:29Brian McFadden: 20 years ago we knew who was the President. By 11 o'clock at night.
- 49:33El Guapo: No shit.
- 49:33Testecleese: Yeah.
- 49:34Brian McFadden: They've made it so much more complicated now that we always pay for results.
- 49:39El Guapo: I heard out of Arizona. They got like 4 fucking pages in the ballot. They were like.
- 49:44Brian McFadden: We had double-sided ballot.
- 49:46El Guapo: Yeah. Boss.
- 49:46Testecleese: I had a double cider, violet.
- 49:48Testecleese: and oh, check this out! There was a position open locally, with nobody running.
- 49:55Brian McFadden: So you put your name in.
- 49:56Testecleese: No, it was just funny, because this happened when we were in Massachusetts, and I put my wife's name, and she put my name on it.
- 50:01Testecleese: So who's.
- 50:02Brian McFadden: Go in.
- 50:03Testecleese: And well, in this time I told her I was like, Oh, look at this! I'm putting your name in here, and she goes. Oh, crap! I was gonna do yours. I guess I'll do not mine. Maybe I wouldn't. 2 votes.
- 50:12Brian McFadden: Be funny, he said. What was.
- 50:13Testecleese: It will, it will be like. I have no idea what this job is, or how to do it.
- 50:17El Guapo: Somebody actually won that like that way one time.
- 50:20Ron Pascoe: Wasn't there a guy in Texas who legally changed his name to somebody else for the ballot?
- 50:25Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I vote for somebody else.
- 50:30Testecleese: None of the above.
- 50:33Ron Pascoe: None of you.
- 50:36Testecleese: Oh, man!
- 50:38Testecleese: And we had another one that was about euthanasia, and it was
- 50:43Testecleese: up there
- 50:44Testecleese: you had to know the State's constitution and amendments to know which way to vote on it.
- 50:49Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
- 50:50El Guapo: Hmm.
- 50:52Testecleese: The way they worded it, and I was like
- 50:54El Guapo: I hate that shit. Well, I know.
- 50:56Brian McFadden: Our only amendment was dealing with.
- 51:00El Guapo: Militaries to die in the line of duty. Yeah.
- 51:04Testecleese: Luckily I heard about.
- 51:06Brian McFadden: Get the get there, get the pension after the fact.
- 51:09El Guapo: No, it was tax free tax
- 51:11Brian McFadden: They should get tax free status.
- 51:13El Guapo: Yeah.
- 51:14Brian McFadden: Just like a hundred percent disabled person gets.
- 51:17El Guapo: Yeah.
- 51:18Testecleese: Oh, and that's just from the State, not the Federal government. So that sounds like that.
- 51:21Brian McFadden: Day, thing.
- 51:23Testecleese: Sounds like that'll pass.
- 51:24Brian McFadden: It is. I told everyone I know to vote for it. So.
- 51:28Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, if you're Kia, are you fucking kidding me.
- 51:32Testecleese: But luckily I had heard about this thing on the ballot in advance
- 51:38Testecleese: from someone who voted early and went read the actual amendment that's already there, and then what they want to do to change it.
- 51:45Testecleese: So I knew to vote yes or no.
- 51:51Testecleese: and I got something about when will we know who wins the election?
- 51:54Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 51:55Testecleese: Quote experts weigh in.
- 51:56Brian McFadden: This is blah blah.
- 51:57Testecleese: Giant bag of garbage. Is that anywhere between like 11 o'clock tonight or a week and a half I was like, are you fucking, kidding me.
- 52:05Testecleese: How is it this hard to.
- 52:06Brian McFadden: I think we'll know by Friday, I think. Friday, at the latest.
- 52:10Testecleese: That just seems nuts. Man.
- 52:12Brian McFadden: It is, it shouldn't be that long. It shouldn't take that much long.
- 52:16Testecleese: Yeah, they make it.
- 52:16El Guapo: It's on.
- 52:17Testecleese: One Guy's counting 100 million votes.
- 52:19Brian McFadden: Everything is electronic now, I mean, I don't know how you but I wrote on a paper ballot and I put it into a scanner. You know.
- 52:27Testecleese: That's exactly what I did. I ran through a scantron, a scanner and boom! It was already counted.
- 52:37Testecleese: And I brought this war thing in here, because.
- 52:41Testecleese: wow!
- 52:43Testecleese: It looks like the world's erupting in war
- 52:45Testecleese: and depending on who becomes President.
- 52:47Testecleese: Oh, trump 177, Harris 99, according to Associated Press.
- 52:51El Guapo: No! So.
- 52:52Brian McFadden: Fox is still higher than that.
- 52:54Ron Pascoe: 1 95, 1, 13.
- 52:57Testecleese: I'm intentionally not using.
- 52:59Brian McFadden: That's fine. No, that's fine.
- 53:02Testecleese: It's good.
- 53:03Brian McFadden: We got like 3 different choices going here, you know. It's kind of cool.
- 53:07Testecleese: Well, they're the Big 3 that actually decide who's the President? Too true.
- 53:12Testecleese: I say, decide. But they'll typically when all 3 agree, that's when we know who.
- 53:16Brian McFadden: I mean, somebody should be following Msnbc, so we can see if Rachel Maddow cries again tonight.
- 53:21Testecleese: She's doing a live thing with 2 other people, and they're calling themselves the Avengers.
- 53:26Brian McFadden: Nobody's watching Amazon Prime for their election news with Bryant.
- 53:31Brian McFadden: The guys.
- 53:32Testecleese: Well.
- 53:32Brian McFadden: Kicked out of the news.
- 53:34Testecleese: Yeah, I was just Gonna say, Trump kicked out a whole bunch of journalists from Mar-a-lago, saying, Nope, you can't come here for election results.
- 53:42Brian McFadden: Last minute.
- 53:44Testecleese: But Politico and Msnbc is like, Nope, you guys are full of shit in your lies. I don't want you here. Whoa!
- 53:51Brian McFadden: Do not blame on that.
- 53:55Testecleese: Pretty, cool, now.
- 53:56Ron Pascoe: Our team.
- 53:58Ron Pascoe: They're looking pretty quiet at the Harris camp. It's only early days yet, but.
- 54:02Testecleese: I believe that
- 54:04Testecleese: meanwhile the Us. Is testing a new hypersonic nuclear nuke missile
- 54:09Testecleese: tonight.
- 54:13Testecleese: Yeah. We're not detonating a weapon because we have an agreement with Russia that we will not detonate nuclear weapons and testing, neither will they.
- 54:22Testecleese: We're we're basically testing the
- 54:25Testecleese: not the payload. But the delivery method. Yeah.
- 54:29Testecleese: And this thing is supposed to be able to get anywhere on the planet in under 30 min.
- 54:34Brian McFadden: Dang! That's scary.
- 54:36Testecleese: I wanna say, it's I wanna say it's 18,000 miles an hour.
- 54:40El Guapo: Goddall.
- 54:44Testecleese: Oh, jeez!
- 54:46Testecleese: It's right! It's it's the new minuteman. 3.
- 54:54Brian McFadden: Yeah. One thing. Go ahead, finish that, and I'll jump in.
- 54:56Testecleese: Go ahead!
- 54:57Brian McFadden: No, it's going to sidetrack the story. You finish that.
- 55:01Testecleese: I can't find the speed.
- 55:03Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 55:03Testecleese: Whatever.
- 55:04Brian McFadden: Well, it's like 1,000 miles an hour
- 55:07Brian McFadden: for their video, their live election coverage. And guess what's the 1st thing I get.
- 55:14Testecleese: Evil trump is.
- 55:15Brian McFadden: No, a commercial.
- 55:17El Guapo: Oh, wow!
- 55:18Brian McFadden: The other networks are canning their commercials for the show tonight, but not Amazon prime. They.
- 55:23El Guapo: Do you have to pay the bill?
- 55:25El Guapo: Do you? Do you pay another prime plus member or something?
- 55:28Brian McFadden: I'm not paying for commercial free with prime.
- 55:31El Guapo: So don't complain about it. Then.
- 55:34Testecleese: Fine things. I got prime, but I don't have the password punched in my computer to turn it on my computer right now.
- 55:38Brian McFadden: I got a plan on my phone.
- 55:43Testecleese: Yeah, I got Amazon Prime, but that's
- 55:45Testecleese: because we do a lot of Amazon shopping out here in the middle of nowhere.
- 55:48Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 55:49Brian McFadden: And they've got Amazon. Prime is going. Harris. 62, trump, 1, 62.
- 55:55Testecleese: Woo.
- 55:58El Guapo: Hmm.
- 55:59Testecleese: Can you imagine if Trump won the popular vote too?
- 56:02El Guapo: That's why I wish he went to. He's at 30 million right now.
- 56:05Brian McFadden: They're predicting that Kamala Harris will win the State of New York.
- 56:10Testecleese: No, okay, hold on.
- 56:13Testecleese: appreciate press, says they. Already she already won.
- 56:16El Guapo: There's only 28.
- 56:18Brian McFadden: Okay. Cool.
- 56:18El Guapo: Reporting.
- 56:22Testecleese: I'm just saying associated Press is calling in New York already.
- 56:25Brian McFadden: So I see you got Putin is using a World war one style weapon to
- 56:32Brian McFadden: go after Ukraine. Now, what's that.
- 56:34Testecleese: Yes.
- 56:37Testecleese: they're gas. They're using gas on the battlefield.
- 56:41El Guapo: Muster.
- 56:43Testecleese: They don't know most of it, because it's
- 56:45Testecleese: been against international war for so long.
- 56:49El Guapo: That's gonna fucking. Stop putin.
- 56:51Testecleese: That these guys know how to test for mustard gas, tear, gas, pepper, gas, and a couple others.
- 56:57Testecleese: but they don't know what most of the stuff is they're being exposed to.
- 57:01Testecleese: Luckily, Ukraine has been trained in Cbr. As well, but they they can't.
- 57:07Testecleese: even when they get a sample to test it. They don't know what it is.
- 57:10El Guapo: Isn't it.
- 57:10Testecleese: Apparently Russia has been doing this for years when everyone else stopped doing it. You know.
- 57:15El Guapo: Yeah.
- 57:17Testecleese: Terrifying man. Gasoline.
- 57:21Testecleese: I mean a radiological weapon scared me more in the Navy because I was more likely to be struck with a radiological weapon.
- 57:28El Guapo: Those will make you think.
- 57:31Testecleese: Well, I mean a chemical weapon. Just sounds in
- 57:34Testecleese: jeez. Louise, like mustard gas, took what? 40 years to kill people sometimes.
- 57:39Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, it was like Agent Orange, almost, you know.
- 57:42Testecleese: Yeah.
- 57:42Brian McFadden: Sure.
- 57:43El Guapo: Goddamn all the fuck.
- 57:43Brian McFadden: The results are delayed.
- 57:47Testecleese: Yeah. And and you have years of horror leading up to your death.
- 57:53El Guapo: Hmm.
- 57:54Testecleese: So.
- 57:56Testecleese: Meanwhile Ukraine has finally been involved in combat with North Korea
- 58:02Testecleese: in Kursk.
- 58:04Testecleese: Russia!
- 58:07El Guapo: Oh, man!
- 58:09Testecleese: My God! And apparently the North Koreans are sneaking into Ukraine, using personally owned vehicles like pickup trucks.
- 58:17Brian McFadden: Right.
- 58:21El Guapo: That would be funny if they, fucking go over there and just start like leaving, start migrating to the United States.
- 58:27El Guapo: It's like fuck this shit. Let's get out of here right.
- 58:33Testecleese: Apparently a lot of people did defect, but that that leads to even bigger problems
- 58:37Testecleese: after the United States did it. You can't just go round up people, and because they look this way, you know what I mean.
- 58:44El Guapo: No, I was saying that North Korea wants to leave North Korea.
- 58:49El Guapo: and instead of go fighting you just fucking. Leave the battlefield. Go somewhere else.
- 58:55El Guapo: If you're about to go die or fucking, just go somewhere else, you know.
- 58:59Testecleese: Apparently these North Koreans had a case of friendly fire with the Russians in Kurd, as well.
- 59:06El Guapo: Does the Russia and the Ukraine look alike?
- 59:10Testecleese: That's actually probably what it is. But I saw white people trained soldiers
- 59:15Testecleese: exactly. No, yeah, no. North Korea saw a bunch of white people and fired at going. Ukrainians.
- 59:26Testecleese: Oh, see.
- 59:26El Guapo: But the joke was the other way around, being cold racist and shit.
- 59:30Testecleese: Both ways.
- 59:32Testecleese: Hey? You know what though I will say the Ukrainian people, especially their women, anyway, are fucking beautiful.
- 59:40El Guapo: I know.
- 59:40Ron Pascoe: Oh, no, it's Eastern European women aren't.
- 59:43El Guapo: We got the Asian and the white combined, and shit.
- 59:46Testecleese: Oh, Whoa mia! Kunis
- 59:48Testecleese: is Ukrainian.
- 59:50El Guapo: Yeah, but I don't think she's that hot.
- 59:53Testecleese: Okay. Everyone else does.
- 59:56El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying I mean all the Ukrainian women generally. Yeah. But mia Kun is like
- 1:00:02El Guapo: she just looked like a I don't know ever. I cannot get her fucking.
- 1:00:05Testecleese: She's.
- 1:00:06El Guapo: I cannot get her phone.
- 1:00:08El Guapo: There's so many show a character of she played. I cannot get out of my head.
- 1:00:13Testecleese: Oh, my God! Jackie Burkhart!
- 1:00:15El Guapo: Yes.
- 1:00:17Testecleese: My goal.
- 1:00:18El Guapo: Yeah, can I get that shit out of my head?
- 1:00:19Testecleese: You know what's funny is the wife and I have been watching that she's probably watching on TV right now, because.
- 1:00:25El Guapo: And so it.
- 1:00:26Testecleese: Yeah, you're busy with the kids. You put something on the background. And I realized that show is not for little kids.
- 1:00:33El Guapo: Believe me, I know like.
- 1:00:34Testecleese: Yeah. Bunch of teenagers coming of age, having sex with each other.
- 1:00:38El Guapo: Getting high.
- 1:00:39Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Get getting stoned and.
- 1:00:42El Guapo: In the 81, st I even.
- 1:00:43Brian McFadden: And then the one on Netflix is even worse.
- 1:00:46El Guapo: They're one of the 80 shows.
- 1:00:47Brian McFadden: Yeah. The nineties.
- 1:00:48El Guapo: The this is the nineties.
- 1:00:50Brian McFadden: I think it's the nineties. Yeah, they really. They really talk up the smoking and stuff on the show.
- 1:00:55El Guapo: Hold on. This is the when they're adults. The grandparents.
- 1:00:59Brian McFadden: Yeah. The, yeah. The.
- 1:01:01Testecleese: Okay, yes, there's a new group of kids in that. Nineties show, and the main character is Eric and Donna's daughter. She's only there in the summers.
- 1:01:11Brian McFadden: No, no! In the latest season.
- 1:01:13Testecleese: No, yes, you know.
- 1:01:14Brian McFadden: Lives there full time.
- 1:01:15Testecleese: You're watching it, too.
- 1:01:17Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:01:17El Guapo: So you said.
- 1:01:19Testecleese: Tommy Chong, a common Elektra. Yeah.
- 1:01:22El Guapo: God, that.
- 1:01:22Testecleese: What's her name?
- 1:01:23Testecleese: She did that song, you say. I only hear what I want. I don't listen hard. I only hear negative. No, no, no!
- 1:01:29Testecleese: All machines.
- 1:01:30El Guapo: Oh!
- 1:01:31Testecleese: Musician.
- 1:01:33Testecleese: you say.
- 1:01:35Brian McFadden: I don't know, anyway.
- 1:01:36Testecleese: Lisa lowe.
- 1:01:37El Guapo: Oh!
- 1:01:38Testecleese: Was in an episode 2.
- 1:01:42Testecleese: I was like, Wow, they got a lot of celebrities back on this.
- 1:01:47El Guapo: Nostalgia for us, though that's why.
- 1:01:50Testecleese: Yeah, that's exactly what most of this stuff is is nostalgia for us, and trying to get our kids in the same garbage that we wash.
- 1:01:56El Guapo: Like this guy's all.
- 1:01:59Testecleese: Apparently the airborne Rangers are
- 1:02:02Testecleese: trying to see.
- 1:02:03Brian McFadden: Meeting.
- 1:02:03Testecleese: Yeah. The training for a Pacific air base. Takeover.
- 1:02:08El Guapo: Yeah, with nobody got guns in California. What the fuck do you expect.
- 1:02:12Brian McFadden: We're talking about China.
- 1:02:14Testecleese: Yeah, we're talking about that, like the Sea of China and the Sea of Japan.
- 1:02:18Brian McFadden: One.
- 1:02:19El Guapo: Or California.
- 1:02:21Testecleese: No, we're talking about. Yeah. We're talking about like we're expecting the world to erupt into war, and we better be ready to do this shit. It's like Motherfucker, man. It's like.
- 1:02:30Testecleese: I really don't want to see World War 3.
- 1:02:34Testecleese: I'm glad I'm too old and disabled now
- 1:02:37Testecleese: to serve anymore. And my children are too young.
- 1:02:42El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:02:43Ron Pascoe: It's definitely a few. What's around the world, mate?
- 1:02:46Testecleese: What's that?
- 1:02:46Ron Pascoe: There's definitely a lot of hotspots around the world at the moment.
- 1:02:49Testecleese: Yeah, man, I mean, look, what's going.
- 1:02:52Ron Pascoe: South China Sea. I reckon that'll be the next one that blows up.
- 1:02:56Testecleese: Well
- 1:02:56Testecleese: and
- 1:02:58Testecleese: call me sexist if you want.
- 1:03:00Testecleese: is, I'm not even making the argument about Harris here. I'm making the argument about other folks that there are sexist people on this planet.
- 1:03:08Testecleese: and Putin
- 1:03:10Testecleese: and Xi Jinping
- 1:03:13Testecleese: and Kim Jong-UN
- 1:03:14Testecleese: will see Kamala Harris as weak.
- 1:03:17Testecleese: and this will be their opportunity to strike.
- 1:03:22Testecleese: and it's entirely possible she comes back with a disproportionate response, to appear strong.
- 1:03:29Testecleese: and that could lead us into a real issue. Here.
- 1:03:33Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I reckon it will, too. What do you guys reckon the chances are if Trump wins when trump wins this
- 1:03:39Ron Pascoe: that Biden gets he gets the big boot
- 1:03:42Ron Pascoe: before
- 1:03:44Testecleese: It, it.
- 1:03:46Brian McFadden: It won't matter.
- 1:03:47Testecleese: It might be too late, especially because we have until January.
- 1:03:52El Guapo: 20.
- 1:03:53Testecleese: I mean, Ukraine might stop.
- 1:03:56Testecleese: but Russia might see this as an opportunity. In China, too.
- 1:04:00Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
- 1:04:01Testecleese: Well, and you know it's too late for these guys to get involved
- 1:04:04Testecleese: now, and by by the time they can get involved it's already ongoing and hardcore.
- 1:04:09Testecleese: I don't. I don't know, man like
- 1:04:11Testecleese: I don't know what I think of what's going on with Russia. Honestly like it seems like they are losing at the same time. They're winning. So I don't know what's happening
- 1:04:19Testecleese: like I would like some real reporting instead of
- 1:04:22Testecleese: this garbage stuff I'm getting from both sides of the aisle, you know.
- 1:04:25Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:04:26Ron Pascoe: That's 3 packers. Yeah, but what I reckon the biggest food would be like they give biden the boot
- 1:04:32Ron Pascoe: before January.
- 1:04:33Brian McFadden: I don't think it would matter. It wouldn't matter.
- 1:04:37Ron Pascoe: The point I'm trying to make here, mate, is they might try and get Kamala in the back door that way.
- 1:04:42Testecleese: Oh, 2025th of that! Well, if they were, gonna do that, they would have done it like 2 weeks ago, and then it would be like, oh, we can't have the 1st woman President only served for 2 weeks.
- 1:04:52Brian McFadden: Right? Yeah.
- 1:04:55Brian McFadden: yep.
- 1:04:56Brian McFadden: Like.
- 1:04:57Testecleese: That would have been the way to do it.
- 1:05:01Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah, interesting. Just watching this really closely. Now, at the moment like.
- 1:05:06Ron Pascoe: it's 1 95 to 1 17,
- 1:05:10Ron Pascoe: just like, know that North Carolina. I reckon if North Carolina comes in they'll call Georgia.
- 1:05:14Testecleese: I've seen 99 to 1, 78.
- 1:05:19Brian McFadden: Msn's got it. 99, 1 78.
- 1:05:26Testecleese: Alright. Well.
- 1:05:26Brian McFadden: Fox is reporting the highest of all of them. So far.
- 1:05:30El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:05:31Testecleese: And that's that's why I'm trying to avoid Fox, because, even though they're not as pro trump as everyone says they are, they definitely.
- 1:05:38Brian McFadden: They definitely aren't.
- 1:05:40Testecleese: No, but they're different.
- 1:05:41Brian McFadden: And they're not.
- 1:05:41Testecleese: It's good.
- 1:05:41Brian McFadden: Conservative as they used to be, either so.
- 1:05:44Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
- 1:05:44Testecleese: That's definitely true. But at least they're not going to call trump Hitler.
- 1:05:48Brian McFadden: I mean, and Chef Smith is on the Amazon prime thing right now.
- 1:05:55Testecleese: Is he really.
- 1:05:55Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:05:57Brian McFadden: Brian Williams and Chef Smith.
- 1:06:01Testecleese: Ryan Williams left.
- 1:06:02El Guapo: Is that the one that.
- 1:06:03Brian McFadden: He's on Amazon Prime. Bobby Scott has won
- 1:06:08Brian McFadden: reelection in Virginia's second district. That's our that's who I had.
- 1:06:14El Guapo: Thursday.
- 1:06:14Brian McFadden: I did not vote for him, but that's who I had to choose from.
- 1:06:17El Guapo: Oh, Fuck.
- 1:06:23El Guapo: Bobby Scott.
- 1:06:24Testecleese: See this Iowa poll.
- 1:06:28Ron Pascoe: I haven't tried it yet, mate. I haven't seen it yet.
- 1:06:30Testecleese: Oh, I can't remember the woman's name. I didn't share the thing.
- 1:06:33Testecleese: so I just ripped a vape, and I'm like headed for a minute.
- 1:06:39Testecleese: she did this poll in Iowa. It was like, Oh, women are gonna come out.
- 1:06:43Testecleese: and it looks like I was leaning
- 1:06:46Testecleese: blue right now.
- 1:06:47Testecleese: but she said that they're gonna vote Democrat because of
- 1:06:52Testecleese: abortion rights. And it's like, Oh, yeah.
- 1:06:55Testecleese: because you know.
- 1:06:57Testecleese: these 60 plus or 55 plus year old women vote a lot.
- 1:07:01Testecleese: I'm like, none of them can have kids.
- 1:07:05Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:07:07Testecleese: But the thing is, she did an interview
- 1:07:10Testecleese: live.
- 1:07:11Brian McFadden: Good Lord, Amazon! Prime is really breaking up the drags. Guess who else is on Amazon Prime's
- 1:07:18Brian McFadden: show.
- 1:07:19Brian McFadden: We'll never lead
- 1:07:21Brian McFadden: another fired reporter from Cnn. Or maybe his embassy, Don Lemon.
- 1:07:28Testecleese: Yes, I.
- 1:07:33El Guapo: They reject those prime.
- 1:07:37Brian McFadden: Sure seems that way.
- 1:07:40El Guapo: Dys dying over there.
- 1:07:43Testecleese: Oh, man! I I.
- 1:07:45El Guapo: Oh, the CIA got him!
- 1:07:46Brian McFadden: He hit his vape pen.
- 1:07:48Testecleese: And that's the problem is that
- 1:07:51Testecleese: I've been up. I've been up here since May or down here since May
- 1:07:54Testecleese: and these things it has been sitting in our Tupperware.
- 1:07:58Testecleese: and I ran out of. I ran out of flour, so I busted out old vapes.
- 1:08:02El Guapo: Hey!
- 1:08:03Testecleese: And they're kicking my butt.
- 1:08:07Testecleese: Oh.
- 1:08:09Testecleese: alright! I forgot what I was talking about. Anything else anyone wants to bring up before we sign out of here.
- 1:08:14Brian McFadden: Are we going to talk more about the.
- 1:08:17Testecleese: About? What.
- 1:08:18Brian McFadden: Election stuff.
- 1:08:20Testecleese: Yeah. But I mean, we're not like you said we're not going to stay here all night waiting for results to come out.
- 1:08:25Testecleese: You got anything else to talk about the election.
- 1:08:28Testecleese: We'll.
- 1:08:29El Guapo: No, there's anything else.
- 1:08:32El Guapo: I ran out of beer so it's perfect timing.
- 1:08:37Testecleese: You got anything else to bring here? Brian.
- 1:08:43Brian McFadden: And Nbc. Has now projected that Harris is going to win Illinois.
- 1:08:52Testecleese: According to Associated Press, they already have.
- 1:08:56Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:08:57Ron Pascoe: Did you reclined it?
- 1:09:01Testecleese: Chicago's got a lot of votes.
- 1:09:03Testecleese: you know. A lot of individual votes make their electoral votes.
- 1:09:07Brian McFadden: And Msn. Nbc. Is predicting
- 1:09:10Brian McFadden: Kamala. Harris has 81 electoral votes to 1 68 for Trump.
- 1:09:16Testecleese: Oof.
- 1:09:17Brian McFadden: And in the Senate it's 34 to 44
- 1:09:21Brian McFadden: in the House. It's 73 to 112 for Republicans.
- 1:09:25Testecleese: Could you imagine if the Red Party got.
- 1:09:29Brian McFadden: All 3.
- 1:09:30Testecleese: A sweep.
- 1:09:32Testecleese: Yeah, it took all 3. And.
- 1:09:35Testecleese: man, that would be a real message like, no, we do not agree with you guys. Stop screaming in our faces.
- 1:09:45Testecleese: It's going to be even wilder when they take the Senate and the Congress, but not the Presidency.
- 1:09:50Testecleese: because then we're like Hmm.
- 1:09:52Testecleese: They managed to find votes. In the middle of the night.
- 1:09:55El Guapo: No, they don't.
- 1:09:58Brian McFadden: What's Virginia doing? Let me look at Virginia here real quick.
- 1:10:02El Guapo: I don't necessarily vote for anything.
- 1:10:06Testecleese: And that's something that drives me nuts.
- 1:10:08Brian McFadden: Trump is currently winning Virginia
- 1:10:13Brian McFadden: by.
- 1:10:14Testecleese: I'm seeing leads.
- 1:10:16Brian McFadden: Not much.
- 1:10:17El Guapo: I was hoping at least it went. Vermont, too.
- 1:10:20Testecleese: Vermont.
- 1:10:21El Guapo: Yeah, just to guess.
- 1:10:23Brian McFadden: And Tim Kaine is only beating hung cow
- 1:10:27Brian McFadden: by by less than a percentage point.
- 1:10:34Brian McFadden: One.
- 1:10:35Testecleese: For several reasons. One. The guy's great and 2. His name is hilarious.
- 1:10:38Brian McFadden: I know I know I would love to be talking about him on the show, more
- 1:10:42Brian McFadden: hung up.
- 1:10:43El Guapo: Oh, God!
- 1:10:46Brian McFadden: And he was a navy captain in special forces. Zod!
- 1:10:52Testecleese: Oh, I didn't. I knew he was. Maybe I didn't realize he was. Oh, that makes sense. When they blew everything up.
- 1:10:58Testecleese: Yeah, I tried to do. Eod! That didn't end well for me.
- 1:11:03Brian McFadden: There's still a lot of votes out in Virginia. So.
- 1:11:07Testecleese: I was colorblind.
- 1:11:10Ron Pascoe: So is in Pennsylvania. He's just behind, not by much. In Pennsylvania. There's only 29% of the votes counted.
- 1:11:17El Guapo: Oh, good!
- 1:11:18Testecleese: This is a new.
- 1:11:19El Guapo: Senator Banner from Vermont.
- 1:11:23Brian McFadden: Looks like Jen Kagan's might win reelection in the second.
- 1:11:26Testecleese: I'm serious.
- 1:11:27El Guapo: Is this?
- 1:11:27Testecleese: Question is, how is it taking this long to count votes.
- 1:11:33El Guapo: I don't know.
- 1:11:33Testecleese: Doesn't every State
- 1:11:35Testecleese: have a scantron machine somewhere that they use for sats.
- 1:11:41El Guapo: Oh.
- 1:11:42El Guapo: you know!
- 1:11:43Testecleese: It in the machine that scans it and goes. This is the vote.
- 1:11:46El Guapo: Hmm!
- 1:11:49El Guapo: Oh.
- 1:11:52Testecleese: Oh, my God!
- 1:11:54El Guapo: Was the people not fucking, filling up the bubble correctly? I don't know. It's fucking, annoying.
- 1:11:59Testecleese: Realistically, we need a spec in it.
- 1:12:02El Guapo: Hmm.
- 1:12:05Testecleese: Whatever
- 1:12:07Testecleese: Alright, Brian, anything else.
- 1:12:10Brian McFadden: I guess not.
- 1:12:11Testecleese: All right. West Virginia has already made their decision.
- 1:12:14Brian McFadden: It wasn't Harvard.
- 1:12:15Ron Pascoe: Virginia.
- 1:12:16Testecleese: No, alright. Well,
- 1:12:19Testecleese: this is probably it until after the next President is decided.
- 1:12:24Testecleese: Something crazy happens. Brian and I might come back, but I doubt it.
- 1:12:28Testecleese: and I'm seeing now the repeat offender, shaking his. Make America great again, hat.
- 1:12:33El Guapo: Okay.
- 1:12:33Testecleese: Make keep America great. I'm sorry.
- 1:12:36Testecleese: All right, folks.
- 1:12:39Testecleese: good luck.
- 1:12:41Testecleese: and
- 1:12:42Testecleese: the results will be in sometime.
- 1:12:45El Guapo: Next week.
- 1:12:47Brian McFadden: Hopefully. The grid don't go down.
- 1:12:50El Guapo: Hmm.
- 1:12:51Testecleese: Buy, ammo.