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OUTRO: What Day Is It? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad Bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Loving the Big Show podcast, Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 3: On Instagram YouTube and ticked Off for Raw Doggets for.
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  Speaker 4: To seven every weekday on radiocare.
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  Speaker 2: Get a Fellows High.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, Jays, you just consider having protein after golf, man,
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  Speaker 5: You should, because it'll help you recover the next day.
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  Speaker 5: You might be a sort yeah, well, I mean like
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  Speaker 5: if you have an Up and Go and you bring
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  Speaker 5: it with you have it at the very end.
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  Speaker 2: I actually have Up and Go in my fridge actually
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  Speaker 2: where you go. It's one of those things that my
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  Speaker 2: wife seems to buy, like a sex pack of them.
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  Speaker 3: Is actually good for you. It seems like the sort
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  Speaker 3: of thing where it's like it framed has been good
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  Speaker 3: for you, but it's probably got nine hundred calory.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, they're kind they're kind of fair yummy.
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  Speaker 3: Well they're not yummy though. It's got two week books
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  Speaker 3: in it and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of bullshit. But my wife buys like a sex
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  Speaker 2: pack of them, presumably for my daughter, and they just
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  Speaker 2: sit in the fredge for like six months and then
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  Speaker 2: we biff.
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  Speaker 3: Him the one.
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  Speaker 5: You should definitely have one after golf. We're playing golf
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  Speaker 5: tomorrow and Jason's like, surely a golf cart. Oh, he
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  Speaker 5: was so sore after last.
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  Speaker 3: Time walking it. You guys have been heavily into the
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  Speaker 3: cats because of that ship house, of course, haven't you,
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  Speaker 3: because it's so.
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  Speaker 5: At first we were, and then we started walking it
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  Speaker 5: and then Jason's ankles because it seized up on Friday,
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  Speaker 5: I remember.
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  Speaker 2: Really did too. Actually it was fucking painful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, person down. I was enjoying that nowhere. Yeah, good one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was driving home and I texted feelers because I
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  Speaker 3: absolutely started personal and I thought the fellows were stuck
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  Speaker 3: at the lights there.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, just as we were crossing the road. And then
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  Speaker 5: just as Jason's leg seized up so he couldn't run.
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  Speaker 2: And can I just say that Keasy left me in
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  Speaker 2: his wake, so you're on your own, buddy, And then
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  Speaker 2: immediately went under cover.
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  Speaker 3: And what's what's interesting about that is I absolutely would
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  Speaker 3: have if you want totally what am I.
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  Speaker 1: Supposed to do?
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  Speaker 3: Well? Did you leave in mind? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, Well
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  Speaker 3: I read the way that I thought that you were
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  Speaker 3: looking at you were staying out there and suffering with him.
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  Speaker 5: I ran across the road, he hobbled, and then I
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  Speaker 5: kept going to the shelter of it, and then he hoggled,
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  Speaker 5: and then once he caught up to me, I then
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  Speaker 5: ran again, and then he hoggled his way.
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  Speaker 2: To what I anticipated would happen, would would be that
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  Speaker 2: Keysy would cover me with his body while it pelted down,
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  Speaker 2: and I writhed in agony on the open road. But
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  Speaker 2: it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: Happened like that.
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  Speaker 2: He just bolted And yes, I got wet.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys have a great weekends?
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  Speaker 3: Weird, isn't it? It's a fucking what day of the week.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like it feels like Sunday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Todays felt weird.
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  Speaker 3: The emails are swayed up. I haven't known what to
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  Speaker 3: do with myself.
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  Speaker 1: What's that about?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, good weekend things? What about yourself?
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  Speaker 3: My hammer? Again? Wen't you? You're a little about You're
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  Speaker 3: looking a bit under the weather today at all? No,
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  Speaker 3: not stones.
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  Speaker 5: What I am is I've been at home tinkering, because
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  Speaker 5: remember how you made the joke about me not tinkering.
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  Speaker 1: Spent the whole morning of them.
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  Speaker 3: I'll show you on a fucking tinker it's so good.
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  Speaker 5: But I spent the whole morning in the garage working
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  Speaker 5: on my bike and my truck and stuff. And then
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  Speaker 5: all of a sudden I looked at my watch and
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  Speaker 5: it was half past one, and I was like, I've
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  Speaker 5: got to go to work then, right, yeah, And so
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  Speaker 5: I had lunch really quick. I had a shower, came
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  Speaker 5: into work. You have for lunch, I guess I did.
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  Speaker 5: Just stop getting it really, yeah, you do. I can't
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  Speaker 5: have it that often because I get I'll get sick
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  Speaker 5: of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. Yeah, to be fair, I made a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a break.
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  Speaker 1: I have it about once a week.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon, Yeah, we.
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  Speaker 2: Do too at the moment, and my daughter's over it.
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  Speaker 2: We had noodles on Friday, and as I've previously said,
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  Speaker 2: we eat it all weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so you are the heaps of it.
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  Speaker 2: Well no, not not even heaps of it. It's just
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  Speaker 2: that my wife's got a reasonable appetite. But I eat
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  Speaker 2: like a spar of garbage gut. So I can have
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  Speaker 2: like three dumplings and a bowl of rice and that's me.
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  Speaker 1: Done, right, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't it suck? No? How good is it?
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  Speaker 2: And it's great? And I get some more later there
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  Speaker 2: for lunch the next day.
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  Speaker 3: Mogi, it's good.
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  Speaker 2: Ship.
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  Speaker 5: But like you know, because eating is a great joy
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  Speaker 5: in life, and you're you only get to have like
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  Speaker 5: five mouths and then you're full, and that's its normal.
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  Speaker 3: You're comparing it to your normal, which is like fifty
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  Speaker 3: mouthful exactly. But he's got a smaller mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Little I'm only a little fellow, Keysy here, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pretty big mouth.
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  Speaker 2: The whole ky Big Show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: They Big Show podcast. But no, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a good weekend and my wife's gonna play
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  Speaker 2: at the moment, so yeah, we.
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  Speaker 3: Should go watch. Yeah, fucking we was there.
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  Speaker 1: I told I told my wife that we go watch.
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  Speaker 3: Now, is your in the play? Keysy? You told your
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  Speaker 3: wife that you go and watch? You're in the play? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's just another one of your weird sexual scenarios.
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  Speaker 1: When is the play? Would love to come watch?
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  Speaker 2: It's Tatory Theater, the old tits there titty And I
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  Speaker 2: actually did say to her, I.
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  Speaker 1: Said, Jason's wife's in a play at the Titties.
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  Speaker 2: I said to my wife, actually, the fellows are pretty
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  Speaker 2: keen to come along, and she went, oh fuck really yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And I said yeah.
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  Speaker 3: About it?
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  Speaker 5: And she was like, I'd love to go with that
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  Speaker 5: lady's lover.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a bit of a check thing.
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 1: Legally blonde or like something.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, you know, woman talking about their lives type thing.
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  Speaker 5: What would you do if we win and it was
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  Speaker 5: just woman talking his wife slagging him off, that would
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  Speaker 5: be very funny.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't fictional if it was the truth. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know what it's called? Me? Come on Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: That way the audience can google it and go along
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  Speaker 1: and watch your wife.
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  Speaker 2: It's written by and you Ceelinder called Elizabeth Esther the right.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good start, man, but the name.
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  Speaker 2: Just escapes me as we sit here chatting.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had to help your practice lines?
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  Speaker 3: Not yet, but you will.
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  Speaker 2: I've made myself available and I constantly reminder I'm a
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  Speaker 2: well known actor and top radio DJ.
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  Speaker 3: You are, I mean, that's the thing about you. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just talking about what it might be. So because she
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  Speaker 3: how long has it run for?
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  Speaker 2: Not long?
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have thought that playhouse.
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  Speaker 2: To the only playhouse two weeks because because she was
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  Speaker 2: Actor of the Year in the nineties, wasn't she Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Film and Television Year, you wan best actor for Crush
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  Speaker 2: do you.
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  Speaker 1: Get intimidated by that?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Was the film not called crash Crush it? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, Christopher wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: I know what's your name?
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  Speaker 2: Silly right, we'll get into your date night on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember what heaving on Saturday. On Saturday, neither
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  Speaker 3: can I. Weirdly, I can't remember anything about Saday. We
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  Speaker 3: did fuck all and it ruled.
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  Speaker 2: It was I know Saturday for me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was garden ship when the weather allowed it, and
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  Speaker 2: packing ship. And now this is classic, isn't it. I'm
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  Speaker 2: standing in the bedroom in the undies. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I hear my wife go her when did we
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  Speaker 3: she did?
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  Speaker 2: She tries not to look.
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  Speaker 3: She said after the podcast towards when did we get this?
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  Speaker 3: When did we get this crack in our sink?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what the new sink?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the news sink? And I was like, are you
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  Speaker 2: fucking kidding me? And so I went on, if that
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  Speaker 2: we've got to.
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  Speaker 1: Like a bowl, a solid ceramic thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got a crack in it, yes, but and
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of fisted. So I was like, oh, what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck do you do with that? What would have
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  Speaker 2: cause this? Someone dropping something here?
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  Speaker 3: And BENJ.
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  Speaker 2: You went, I did drop something in a yesterday Maybe
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  Speaker 2: that was it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think how much was it?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't done anything about it. Yeah, it's not a
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  Speaker 2: it's like really microscopically fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Can my silicon that or something?
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  Speaker 3: Keasy? Fuck?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a plumber man, I'm a top radio DJ.
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  Speaker 3: And your tinker away in your back sheep.
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  Speaker 1: I can take you if you pull it, pull it out,
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  Speaker 1: bring it to my shad and not tinker with it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I've found this play. Yes cool, what's it called.
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  Speaker 3: It's called Seed, Yes, Seed that sounds right by Elizabeth Esther, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: directed by FI owner Mogridge. Correct, you don't know any
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  Speaker 3: of this. I do. It's also running from the seventeenth
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  Speaker 3: to the twenty eighth. Oh no, it's way back there.
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  Speaker 4: And it's going to Matt Okay, smiles away. You're read
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  Speaker 4: for what it's about. Are witty and heartfelt and heartfelt
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  Speaker 4: New Zealand comedy about four women navigating pregnancy, fertility and
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  Speaker 4: friendship in modern Auckland. Between baby showers, ivy for botments
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  Speaker 4: and unexpected twists. See It explorers the pressures to have
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  Speaker 4: children or not, and they have choice. Biology and circumstance
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  Speaker 4: shape woman's lives.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds it's quite a relevant play for you know
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  Speaker 2: my age.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bring your life along, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Come along, because that's the constant thing is like fuck,
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  Speaker 5: life is so good without kids, but then it's like, God,
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna have kids soon?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Man, well do you that's the question. I would say,
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  Speaker 2: You've got pretty tired.
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  Speaker 3: And I think I think you should as well, CAZy.
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  Speaker 3: I think it would really suit your lifestyle. I think
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  Speaker 3: you'd love it because it's not like you're a massive
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  Speaker 3: pest hound or anything like that all the time. You've
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  Speaker 3: got anything else going, or that you're.
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  Speaker 2: Going up for dinner every second night or meeting up
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  Speaker 2: with mates a party or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: You blamed for it as your missus in rehearsals. At
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  Speaker 3: the moment, Yes, how you're finding it good. Who's the
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  Speaker 3: other cast out at Titties? Leonardo Bruce DiCaprio, No, Leonard.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if his name is Bruce or he's
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  Speaker 2: the son the son of Robert the Bruce and Neil Ray.
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  Speaker 3: Really yes about that?
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  Speaker 2: And he plays a series of characters, a series of characters. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: he plays woman.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, hey, listen to the Big Show four to
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  Speaker 1: seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 3: I have to get up and have a wear with
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  Speaker 3: him during the play. He might be good. I look
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  Speaker 3: forward to well think today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's pretty, it's happy, sort of tear like eight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably could do seven figure.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll try to listen.
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  Speaker 2: I'll talk to my wife tonight and say, look, you
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  Speaker 2: can make seven you what I can do?
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  Speaker 3: The meta day on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think they do? Do a matney? Do a matney?
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  Speaker 3: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Do they need the break in between? What's it called
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  Speaker 1: the intermission to motion?
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  Speaker 3: You hope not? I hope fifteen?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's very long.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, great, let's do that.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds good. Do