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DONKEY: Florida Man Jumps In Ocean To Avoid Arrest After GF Asked For Phone Passcode · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 1: all the Boola.
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  Speaker 2: Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such strange names?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I've catched all that extracted a'm
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  Speaker 2: whizzard legend that.
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  Speaker 3: It is just one of the many wacky winding stories
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  Speaker 3: out of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: On the Breakfast Club, manh Kodak Dog You Today for
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  Speaker 1: Thursday July eighteenth, goes to a Florida man simply known
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  Speaker 1: as Aj. Now, what does your uncle Shalla always say
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  Speaker 1: about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in
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  Speaker 1: America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and
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  Speaker 1: today is no exception. See I saw some bodycam footage. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's some bodycam footage that was released that shows two
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  Speaker 1: female Florida Fish and Wildlife Commissioned officers questioning a man
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  Speaker 1: identified as AJ and his girlfriend on a boat somewhere
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  Speaker 1: in the Florida Keys. It all started because the two
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  Speaker 1: officers told the couple they were searching the area for
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  Speaker 1: a different vessel in their jurisdiction, and lo and behold,
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  Speaker 1: cops discovered that Aj and his girlfriend didn't have IDs
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  Speaker 1: on them.
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  Speaker 4: And the boat he was operating was breaking the number
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  Speaker 4: of codes.
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  Speaker 1: So AJ starts to get agitated and ask the officers
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  Speaker 1: if they're just out here trying to catch people breaking
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  Speaker 1: laws on the water.
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  Speaker 4: The cops replied and just let AJ know. Hey, we're
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  Speaker 4: just doing our job.
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  Speaker 1: AJ starts to get pissed off, so one of the
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  Speaker 1: officers asks ajsay, bruh, you got a warrn out, because
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  Speaker 1: people only start acting like this because they've got a warrant.
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  Speaker 1: AJ's girlfriend tells him to relax, you're freaking out. So AJ,
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  Speaker 1: being the Florida man he is, tells the officers, so
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  Speaker 1: what happens if I jump in the water and just
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  Speaker 1: swim away? The officer tells AJ, I'm gonna follow you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're not free to leave. Then the
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  Speaker 1: cop looks and realizes AJ does have a warrn out,
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  Speaker 1: so AJ says, I'm going to swim home. AJ's girlfriend says, AJ,
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God, if you jumping that water, out'll
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  Speaker 1: be gone tomorrow. Then AJ's girlfriend did something that is
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest sources of anxiety for men all
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  Speaker 1: around the world.
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  Speaker 4: She asked for the password the AJ's phone in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of all this.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, what happens next is insane in ninety nine percent
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  Speaker 1: of the country, but it's just a perfectly normal Sunday
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  Speaker 1: in Florida. Let's go to ABC News twenty five Columbia
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  Speaker 1: for the report.
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  Speaker 3: Please, A Florida man jumped into the ocean why to
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  Speaker 3: avoid getting arrested for priors and more importantly, being jailed
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  Speaker 3: permanently by giving his girlfriend his phone pass code.
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  Speaker 4: Oh goodness now.
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  Speaker 3: This video from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission shows
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  Speaker 3: AJ's girlfriend repeatedly trying to get him to calm down
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  Speaker 3: with his attitude, leading the officers to try and arrest
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  Speaker 3: him for an outstanding warrant. He said he'd rather not
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  Speaker 3: go to jail on a Sunday because he'd have to
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  Speaker 3: spend the night. His girlfriend then pulled out his phone
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  Speaker 3: and repeatedly asked him to unlock it, telling him she
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  Speaker 3: can't help him unless it's unlocked.
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  Speaker 4: So what does he do?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 3: He grabs the phone, then feet on the edge, bend
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  Speaker 3: at the knees, backsteps aboard, and spring He dove right
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  Speaker 3: in the water, where he proceeded to try and swim home.
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  Speaker 3: Cops jumped in handcuffed him and passed him off to
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  Speaker 3: a police officer waiting.
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  Speaker 1: On the shore. The thought of that floor to man
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  Speaker 1: aj having to give up his pass code turn that
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  Speaker 1: man into Michael Phelps.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I read stories like this, and all I think to
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  Speaker 1: myself is, damn, it feels good to be a faithful
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  Speaker 1: black man. Drop one the clues bombs for us. Faithful
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  Speaker 1: black men, Dude, don't have those problems and don't want
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  Speaker 1: those problems.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing makes you feel more free.
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  Speaker 1: Than just handing you a woman your phone with no
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  Speaker 1: worries of guilt. You'd be like, baby, look at this
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  Speaker 1: video and just hander your phone. Video can be a
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  Speaker 1: whole minute, thirty seconds, sometimes even two. When you're a
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  Speaker 1: faithful black male, you don't care. You walk out the room,
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  Speaker 1: let her walk, let her look at it.
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  Speaker 4: Come back.
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  Speaker 1: If the phone locks while she's walking, when she asks you,
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  Speaker 1: what's the pass code, you can't wait to tell her.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, if you're really doing it right, she already
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  Speaker 4: know your pass code.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, But if she don't, you say it loud and proud,
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  Speaker 1: like Mike Jones used to say his phone number two
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  Speaker 1: eight one three three zero eight zero zero fote Okay,
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  Speaker 1: When you're a faithful blackmail, you are excited and happy
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  Speaker 1: to share the pass word to your phone, the same
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  Speaker 1: way those of us born in the nineteen hundreds was
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  Speaker 1: proud and excited to share the contray code. Up up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
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  Speaker 1: be a star, Baba, Select star, Sir, it's baba, Select
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  Speaker 1: star Baba select star.
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  Speaker 4: Damn, I'm still lying about my passport. Think about all
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  Speaker 4: the sharks, stingrays, gators.
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  Speaker 1: Nay odds that could have been in that water, and
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  Speaker 1: he would have rather the gators eat his ass than
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  Speaker 1: have his girlfriend catch him eating some ass that's not hers.
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  Speaker 1: Last time I saw a man jump in the water
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  Speaker 1: with no hesitation like that was the young brother from
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  Speaker 1: the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl. Drop on the clothes bombs for
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  Speaker 1: that young brothers Okay, by the way, he might not
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  Speaker 1: have been cheating. He just didn't want his girlfriend to
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  Speaker 1: see his web brows. In history, that alone can be
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  Speaker 1: a red flag.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Nope.
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  Speaker 1: You heard him say, nobody wants to go to jail
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  Speaker 1: on a Sunday, right because he wouldn't get out to
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  Speaker 1: till Monday. That's very true. Nobody wants to go on
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  Speaker 1: to jail on a Sunday. But in that moment, he
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  Speaker 1: had to weigh his options. Spend the night in jail,
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  Speaker 1: okay with some mentally ill person nicknamed stink Shank, or
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  Speaker 1: give your girlfriend the four digit pen to get access
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  Speaker 1: to your phone. That man chose swimming with gators and shocks, okay, right,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't want option A off B.
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  Speaker 4: He had other plans.
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  Speaker 1: God bless, and we don't have to play a game
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  Speaker 1: A guess what race it is, because we know black
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  Speaker 1: men don't cheat and black men can't swim.
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  Speaker 4: Psych psych Okay, that is a false stereotype. We came
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  Speaker 4: out to penis swimming.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I've been swimming since I was a sperm. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Please give aj from Florida the biggest he hull. All right?
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  Speaker 4: Did they break up? Oh yeah, she's gone, he said.
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  Speaker 4: He said. They said that in the news report. Damn,
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  Speaker 4: they so knows you.
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  Speaker 1: Sure that was a select start in that country, car,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember no select. I think it was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
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  Speaker 1: B A start.
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  Speaker 4: It's b A B A select start. Nah, I think
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  Speaker 4: it was just B A start. It's b A it's
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  Speaker 4: b A B A. I don't think it's no B
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  Speaker 4: A B A BRO. I think it's up up, down, down,
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  Speaker 4: left right left right, b A start. It's such as
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  Speaker 4: definitely a select start.
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  Speaker 1: Pages and it's Biggs two ba's, but it is two ba's.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Not to get thirty lives in contrayes.
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  Speaker 4: It is what are you all talking about? Video? Country Cold?
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  Speaker 4: It came out before something in the nineties, nineteen years
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  Speaker 4: was you born jee ninety two? When country came out?
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  Speaker 4: Country might have came out the late eighties.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, up there, up, up, down, down, left, right, left right,
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  Speaker 2: it's this is not right?
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  Speaker 4: This is that is right to say? Ain't nothing want
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  Speaker 4: to be right when I'm right? It was up up, down, down, left,
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  Speaker 4: right left right, b A start. I don't remember no,
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  Speaker 4: B A B A select start. No, it's not it's
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  Speaker 4: up up, down, down, left right left right b A start.
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  Speaker 2: I best nobody my video game later, I can't remember
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  Speaker 2: now now you confuse me? All right, all right, well,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for that donkey of today, and if you're
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  Speaker 4: the Cold.
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  Speaker 1: To get thirty lives in the contract was up up, down, down,
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  Speaker 1: left right left right, BA star some things you don't forget,
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  Speaker 1: like your house phone number growing up.
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  Speaker 4: I still remember that. You know what I'm saying, your
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  Speaker 4: grandma phone number growing umber that in the contray Holt,
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  Speaker 4: I remember that.
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