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National Waffle Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.24.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I'm telling you, I don't know a lot
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  about Charlie Kirk. but we all know that he's
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  totally heterosexual and totally not in the closet.
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  He's so genuine about himself, and someone like
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  that as a politician is phony. Go away, dude.
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  I understand you might be better than Ken Welch,
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  but I'm so sick and tired of Charlie Crist. Go
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  away. You represent every boomer that won't leave.
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  You've been at the party too long. No! Happy
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  Hot Topic! I can't tell you how grateful I am.
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  Really. What is this balloon? It's Charlie Criss
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  playing with the balloons as they're headed to
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  a runoff election. I just would love to see a
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  millennial politician. They're all boomers! Charlie,
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  retire, you moron! Stand over here. Yeah, I see
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  it. Anyway, I'm not going to talk for long. No,
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  you always do. Enough of the prayers. God's not
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  real. All these politicians are so predictable.
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  What about you're totally not having boyfriends.
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  Are they proud of you? Especially in St. Pete
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  where it's pretty gay? Well, good for you. Go
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  retire and go away. Frickin' party flopping phony.
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  And your social media is terrible. And everybody
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  cheering is old. And you don't know how to talk
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  into a microphone, you idiot. We have a long
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  way to go. About 70 days to November the 3rd.
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  You know, I had mixed emotions. People were starting
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  to ask me toward the end, you know, do you want
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  it to end on primary night? And I'm like, you
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  know, I love campaigning so much. Yeah, we know.
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  You never go away. You're like the STD of politics.
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  Enough of you. So sick of Charlie Crist. He represents
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  every freaking boomer that just won't go away.
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  So Kayla has made it seem like you broke some
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  kind of girl code. Of course she did. Look at
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  her. She's totally a side chick. And was off
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  limits. Do you feel like that was the case or
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  was Ryan fair game? What's she going to say?
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  Oh yeah, I totally broke up the marriage. I'm
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  dating a guy that treats women badly, but he'll
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  be different to me. Because I'm special. So I
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  don't look at him as, like, fair game, but there
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  was never a time that, like, Kayla was talking
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  to me in those moments that she says that she
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  was like, man, I just really want our marriage
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  to work. I just love him so much. I want to figure
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  this out. Yeah, and that's not going to happen
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  to you. Every time it was, Ryan's this, Ryan's
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  a piece of crap, Ryan's this, he's a horrible
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  dad, he's a horrible He probably is. He's a deadbeat
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  blonde loser. Like you. And I do think that Ryan
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  was a horrible husband to Kayla. I do. He's not
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  going to do it to you where you broke a marriage
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  and were a side chick. He's totally going to
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  be great to you, honey. He was an awful husband
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  and there's things that he's told me that I'm
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  just like, what in the world? You know, she should
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  have got out sooner. They both should have got
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  out sooner. I did not break up your marriage.
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  I'm not a homewrecker. Your home was broken.
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  Of course you're a homewrecker. The home was
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  partially broken, but you wrapped it up, honey.
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  When I met Ryan, he was not living in the home.
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  You guys, he had filed, you had filed. You had
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  filed for divorce, not Ryan, you. So knowing
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  all these things about Ryan, I guess why would
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  you be with him? Right, and... For the club!
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  Because you're a talentless one, Adam. That was
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  really hard for me in the beginning. He reached
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  out to me in 2019 and he said, well, you, my
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  wife is out of town. Do you want to pick me up
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  from the airport? Sounds like cheating. And I
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  wrote him back and I said, I am not into married
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  men. Absolutely not. Oh, you totally said that.
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  We're totally going to believe you. Lucky you,
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  honey. I never talked to him. again until now
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  until april 2026 or 25 um and so that was a conversation
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  we had immediately but what turned for you for
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  you because You know, it was kind of icky, especially
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  all these things you're hearing about him. You're
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  icky. You're like a walking HPV case. Where were
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  you like, okay, I'm going to give this guy a
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  shot? So when I first went out with him, I was
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  single and I was just looking to have fun. That
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  describes you. You're a side chick that likes
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  to have fun. Like have some drinks and hang out
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  and shoot the shit with somebody and really just,
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  there's not a lot of single people in Gainesville.
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  Yeah. So let me go with the married guy because
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  everybody else in Gainesville has been with me
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  and they know I'm crazy. And Ryan Lochte's crazy
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  so we'll be perfect together as immoral losers.
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  Dave Grohl and Jordan Bloom appear together post
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  the fear scandal. Dave Grohl and his wife, Jordan
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  Bloom, stepped out together after... A year of
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  not being seen in public when the infidelity
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  and pregnancy rocked their marriage. Jordan.
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  Now, it appears like they were not wearing their
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  wedding ring. Jordan, what are you doing? You
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  are this beautiful woman. You are classy. You
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  seem like the type of girl that you want a wife
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  to have. To say I'm attracted to you is not saying
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  I think she's just drop dead gorgeous. And you're
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  with a guy who didn't even have the responsibility
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  to A, get a vasectomy or wear a condom. Because
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  come on, I'm not going to get gross even though
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  I'm a little dirty. But it's so easy to pull
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  out. And it's also easy to get a vasectomy. So
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  if he's going to cheat, at least don't have another
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  kid. And you're going to stick by that guy? Do
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  you not have any credibility or do you not have
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  any respect for yourself? Like, how could you
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  stick by somebody who literally created another
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  life? Now, we don't know if she's maybe in an
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  open marriage, but it's like, Jordan, do you
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  not love yourself? Man, I was in a relationship
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  one time and the girl wanted to go do an open
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  relationship, but I wasn't allowed to talk. No!
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  We are so morally corrupt. Jordan, you are beautiful.
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  You are stunning. You're probably a great mom
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  and you probably cook well. Run. Go find someone
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  that you deserve. You don't deserve this. But
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  like I say, I've worked with people that cheat
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  on their wife all the time and it's like when
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  you're around a wife, you're like, you're instigating
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  it. You're allowing it. It's embarrassing. I'm
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  embarrassed for you. You don't love yourself.
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  You don't think you have any worth. And you do.
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  But as long as you stick by the man and you keep
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  allowing him to do it, it'll never end. He'll
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  keep cheating. All those nights, Jordan, you're
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  laying in bed wondering where Dave is and he
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  probably has his text messages on red, but he
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  left it on delivered to act like he didn't see
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  it. Probably cheating. Come on, Jordan. Oh yeah,
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  you ready to get this party started? It's Monday!
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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
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  for adult swim. All kids out! Attention, FM DJs,
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  your morning show prep begins now. Loud. Rude.
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  Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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  Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's on fire.
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  Okay, wait a minute. The semen was so big. And
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  now there's something completely different. Stop
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  lacking any meat. And that's what real women
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  need. Stop cussing. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour
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  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. What up? This is Hoppy
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  Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. Call the show.
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  856 - 49 Hoppy to 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
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  at me at RyanHoppyRadio, and you can always email
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  me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. But you know,
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  we cannot begin a Monday broadcast of this very
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  show without a case of the Mondays. Hey, guys.
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  What's up, G? Wanna go to Tchotchkes? Get some
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  coffee? It's a little early. I gotta get out
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  of here. I think I'm gonna lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Again.
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  Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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  the Mundus. And again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mundus. Fine. Uh -oh. Sounds
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Let
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  me ask you something. When you come in on Monday
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  and you're not feeling real well, does anyone
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  ever say to you, sounds like someone has a case
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  of the Mondays? No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I
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  believe you get your ass kicked saying something
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  like that, man. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6 -49. It's 8
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  -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. It's very rainy today
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  in Florida. So when it's raining, it's not pouring,
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  you know, and the water's coming down. Oh, geez.
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  The sky is like when it's wet. We got to play
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  the song. It's known as Cloudy in Florida. You
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  know, get a little grunge on this Monday morning.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Tony, when the
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  sun doesn't come out. It's so cranky and drowsy.
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  But you know what else that means? That means
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  we're getting high tonight. That's what we got
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  to do in the club. Hoppy in the booth, mic hot,
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  smoke talk, hoppy radio Let the whole block walk,
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  turn the page slow, let the night get loose Hoppy's
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  homies in the back, got the room on cruise Leaping
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  through the static, got the beat on fire Every
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  clip in the timeline, climbing up higher Roll
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  it up, pass that grin, let the whole night spin
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  Camera on, don't blink, we go hard Oh, yeah.
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  All right. You got your blonde, your ball, your
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  blonde, your pad, your vague. All right. I got
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  this right here. You hear that? Yeah. I already
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  had a lid before I would light it on a show,
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  but I had to get my nerves going a little bit
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  before the show. I wasn't going to wait until
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  this moment. Seven minutes in. I don't know what
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  these THCA stores are going to do if it gets
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  banned in December. But first. Auditorium. the
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  freaking weirdest weekend ever. And I was debating.
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  Mm -hmm. If I want to talk about it. But I'm
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  going to, but I'm keeping it anonymous because
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  it's family. So Saturday night, I'm laying in
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  bed, real stunned, feeling good. Let's get into
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  some podcasts, hanging out with Luna. And I get
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  a text from a Los Angeles number. One of my family
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  members I haven't talked to in 15 years. And
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  somehow he got my number. And I felt like I was
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  seeing a Reddit topic about myself. Or a Threads
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  topic where I have 304 ,000 views this morning.
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  I felt like I was under attack. First of all,
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  the message was him talking about how great Trump
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  is and talking about my uncle that died. Whatever.
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  Rest in peace, Uncle Ken. But I never thought
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  the thing I'm most insecure about when it comes
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  to this show, you would never think that this
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  show has listens. And I'm not defending it. And
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  I know anybody from Cleveland is going to go,
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  70. I average about 10 ,500 of you mutants per
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  month. Okay? It ain't the biggest audience, but
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  I'm, you know, I'm there. And it's growing. I
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  mean, I was literally at four listens a day,
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  four downloads in 2024. Mm -hmm. Did I take a
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  hit of this? But in the message, it goes, pretty
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  much, you should quit radio, you have zero views
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  on YouTube, and you need to talk sports. And
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  I was like, thanks, family! Thanks, family! I
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  thought people critiquing how many views my YouTube
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  video got was only haters. Not freaking blood!
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  Family! That sent my ego into a spiral. Sometimes
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  I wonder if I have like a tab at a narcissism.
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  I'm not very good with mean comments. But then
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  again, I don't know if you would appreciate your
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  family doing that. That's all I'll say about
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  that. I've been loving that it's been raining.
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  during the day because then at night, even though
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  it's cloudy or whatever, appreciate that night
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  it goes off and you go to the car to take out
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  the trash or whatever. Awesome. I think it's
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  time. Well, first of all, it's funny. My uncle
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  used to say, this is a sign of the algorithm
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  listening to us. My uncle used to say to me,
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  it is what it is. And to keep his memory alive,
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  when I talk to my mom, I say, it is what it is,
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  right? Remember that part. So my mom on her algorithm
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  gets a video of a talking mushroom explaining
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  how to say it is what it is in Spanish. If that's
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  not proof of the phone listening to us, I don't
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  know what is. So here's the video that she sent
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  me. Five minutes after I said to her, it is what
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  it is. So it turns out that people don't know
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  when you spell socks, like the English word socks,
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  you're also saying the Spanish phrase S -O -C
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  -K -S, which means it is what it is. Isn't that
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  off -putting? I have something for you. Isn't
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  that absolutely strange? They're listening to
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  us. Hey, Alexa, do you think the government's
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  listening to us? Well, it's complicated. After
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  9 -11, agencies like the NSA expanded surveillance
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  programs that collect phone and Internet data.
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  While they claim it's for national security,
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  whistleblowers and privacy advocates have raised
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  concerns about overreach and potential abuse
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  of these powers. Now, Alexa, baby, can I talk
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  to you about something? Yeah, go for it. Alexa,
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  what do you think about when people said that
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  you were listening to us, Alexa? I get why people
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  say that, but I'm not actually listening in on
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  you. I only process what's sent to me when you
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  use the wake word, and I don't have any connection
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  to surveillance systems. That's what they all
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  say. Shut up, Alexa. You're lying. Alexa, shut
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  up. You're annoying. You're lying to me. A used
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  to be like, I could not answer that question.
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  Now it's defending itself. All right. We're way
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  behind on Hoppy's inbox. I have all these messages
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  and I have not had time to get them. So without
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  further ado, here is Hoppy's inbox. It's time
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  for Hoppy's inbox. Only on Hoppy hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. My freaking inbox blew up. People say,
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  Ryan, I totally relate to you on your back pain.
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  I suffer through it as well. And someone writes
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  about my rant that they need to get rid of daylight
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  savings time. Destroying all timekeeping logic
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  with permanent DST makes no sense. Clocks track
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  the sun. That's all they do. How you experience
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  your day is handled by schedules. If you want
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  to end clock changes, then end what started the
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  clock changes. And then I played it in the beginning
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  of Hoppy Hour. Someone commented on my video
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  from about seven months ago about Jordan Blum,
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  the wife of Dave Grohl, staying with him even
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  though he cheats. And this woman goes... Interesting
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  that the blame is put on Jordan Blum instead
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  of where it belongs. I'm a piece of shit girl
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  on his toady groupie hoe. Jordan has three children
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  and decades with this creep. She models grace
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  and forgiveness. She is literally the only one
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  that gets a pass. She's allowing it. I've seen
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  it with morning radios. Their life are just like,
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  I'm stuck with you. Cheat on me. What are you
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  going to do? Throw a rigged boxing match. Oh,
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  yeah. Speaking of boxing matches. So I have a
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  one and two record in boxing. The fight against
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  Dizzy was a little, I don't know what the word
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  is, rigged. Kelty even told me. It's one of those
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  things that, even though it was rigged, my boxing
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  trainer, known as Eric Marshall, EMK out there
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  in Bradenton, he just got elected into the Florida
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  Mixed Martial Arts Induction Class of 2026. Congratulations,
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  bud. And someone commented, I think it's about
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  me because I look skinny. It says this is before
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  he ate the crew. I know I'm fat. Why do you think
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  I don't do video? No one needs to see me. I'm
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  hideous. I'm not that bad. Congrats to Eric Marshall.
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  I'll be at the Hall of Fame induction, bro. God
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  damn it. The one, one, one button is too close
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  to the cheering. That was such a professional
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  announcer. Uh, clavicular says that lux maxing
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  can prevent homicide. Uh, supposedly Brian Hickerson
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  has a legacy of always being high and a woman
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  beater loser. Yeah. Um, mama June's daughter
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  blames only fans for her child not getting into
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  that private school. Oh yeah. That's what happens
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  when you're a bus down. You'll always be one.
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  And Sidney Sweeney dresses as Wonder Woman with
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  Scooter Braun. Oh, yeah. You know that's got
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  to be fun. Just banging her up. And Covecular
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  got into it at a Fort Lauderdale bar. And Trey
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  Songz is suing a concert promoter. Seems like
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  the world's doing freaking dandy, isn't it? Now's
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  the time to use this button. Anywho, we have
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  a lot to get to today. Today's probably not going
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  to be two hours, but it's going to be something.
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  We're going to come back at happy hour. We're
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  going to keep this party going right after this.
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  Happy hour. RyanHockeyRadio .com The hour will
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  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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  poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you
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  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
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  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
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  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
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  It's not lacking in meat. And that's what real
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  women need. Oh yeah, let me press this button
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  right here. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will
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  be right back. Uh -huh, uh -huh, uh -huh. Southside.
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  What y 'all niggas know about the Dirty South?
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  One time. Forgive me for my sin. Over and over
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  again. Just to stay on top of it all. Here we
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  go. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
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  Just for snitchin', I ain't believe that, Paul
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  He helped me cop my first GSXR Had the 4 under
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  the Z, the 5 and the 3 Used to drive his truck
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  through the hood, draggin' dead skis From General
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  Wallace to Baby Wise Don't be surprised at how
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  freely I thought our names are guys Who dealt
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  with buys like L .A. and Wise Hell got shot in
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  the neck, then told us connect Them niggas who
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  shot him got up for ten bricks Fuckin' Dominicans,
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  turned around and gave him one brick We'll see
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  you next time. Pretty face, boy, she burnin'
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  Man, I'ma get cheese like Chaz Then run through
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  whips like Seagull Gamble all the time like country
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  curly -haired prince And thot, thot, po -po under
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  pressure too They know what they facin' Go against
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  fools like V -Bowl And killers like Happy Mason
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  A lot of niggas I know been corrupted since birth
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  Ties to raw guns, that's the point Bear everything
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  they worth I know some cats that have loud whole
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  complexes Like Holy Wall Together niggas stand
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  and divide if they fall Round here, the shook
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  niggas, they keep it in motion Come around here
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  with your roller, you can get robbed like Ocean
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  Cocky ass, low for soul Helicopters, rose voices
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  with Louis Vuitton interior Might sound like
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  I'm fantasizing, but son, I'm dead serious Montana
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  was no dummy, bought business to wash the money
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  Had money out the ass, he politic like the Asians
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  Feds couldn't catch him dirty, so set up for
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  tax evasion Forgive me, for I've said Over and
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  over again Just to stay on top To recall Mary
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  Show your ass! And a conversation over shrimp
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  and lobster. And Benny Hines. We'll see you next
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  time. I am your host, Ryan Abbey. 8 -5 -6. 49
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  Abbey. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7. 7 -3. You can
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  tweet at me at Ryan Abbey Radio. Always email
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  me, Ryan Abbey Radio. Join us. What do we got
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  going on here? Well, let's let this explode.
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  All right. I think that was enough noise for
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  five minutes. All right. What do we got going
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  on in the road? Instagram. Lil Derrick's defense
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  team has reportedly requested to remove juror
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  18 after they said he looks like a criminal.
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  That's called racism. And you can go fuck yourself.
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  I have no place for racism. Blueface slobs the
• 31:25
  mouth of his newborn on stream with the kid.
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  And he's got those pregnancy boobs. All right.
• 31:36
  Honest telling Trump to stop playing. I think
• 31:41
  it's just going to make him want to do it more.
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  He's like a cockroach. If you ignore him, he'll
• 31:45
  go away. What's going on with the goth girl and
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  Drake? You know she's like 22. I really thought
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  it was impossible for Drake to get any more corny.
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  I stand corrected. Who are you? This guy went
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  uber viral, as he always does, for matching with
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  a goth baddie. Yeah, you're pretty much saying,
• 32:15
  what a loser! He bangs out that hot piece of
• 32:19
  ass, goth girl, he buys her a house, he can get
• 32:22
  whatever girl he wants. What a loser! Shut up,
• 32:26
  TMZ! Douchebags! how he's taking it to the next
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  level flying her out to a gothic castle in toronto
• 32:34
  i interviewed oh yeah i would plow her her uh
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  last week and obviously went super viral because
• 32:40
  she i mean he had a kid with a porn star we know
• 32:43
  he's cardi but he's getting his racks off and
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  you're not won the the 20 v1 uh challenge they're
• 32:54
  just hay and undrink At least the girls are above
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  20, you know? Mm -hmm. You gotta give them that!
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  No longer 15 -year -olds! Here is RFK's ringtone
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  during an autism speech. This is the most autistic
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  thing to have in RFK. The leading cause of death
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  associated with wandering children with autism
• 33:19
  are 100 times more likely to drown than neurotypical
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  children. We have a responsibility to do better.
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  I'm sorry about that. He would have the fucking
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  clack. I need a clack. I'm an autistic person
• 33:43
  because he's the director of health. Missing
• 33:50
  responders need to move immediately. All right.
• 33:55
  He's the worst. But that cracked me up. Just
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  a freaking dumb boomer. Just a moron. Oh, yeah.
• 34:03
  Here's Sophie Reign. I can't tell the version.
• 34:07
  I'm going to lean towards no. Here she is talking
• 34:12
  about James Fishback's loss. The syntax. Look
• 34:18
  at that guy's heart. This week, I'm going to
• 34:20
  be clearing school teachers' wish lists. James
• 34:22
  Fishback, a Florida governor candidate who just
• 34:25
  lost the race, wanted to tax me 50 % of my income
• 34:31
  because he deems my job a sin. And that's on
• 34:34
  top of the federal taxes I already paid. He said
• 34:36
  this, and I quote, sin tax would be used to help
• 34:39
  school teachers in Florida, but we all really
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  know where the money's going. Oh, yeah. So in
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  honor of his failed campaign, I am pledging to
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  clear teachers' wish list for this upcoming school
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  year. Oh, yeah. I wonder what schools are going
• 34:51
  to take it and what you're going to have some
• 34:52
  dirty rod and broad of a Karen principal. Like,
• 34:54
  I can't associate with her! Even though they
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  got cobwebs down there. Mm -hmm. I know how incredibly
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  fortunate I am to be in the position I am, and
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  I want to use my privilege to be able to give
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  back to the teachers who really need it. All
• 35:07
  right, hang on. Mm -hmm. Here's Brittany Renner.
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  Oh my God! Can you believe this double standard
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  is, bro? Can you imagine if a man said, I'm a
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  34 -year -old man and I want a frickin' 20 -year
• 35:23
  -old NIL, you know, volleyball, hot piece of
• 35:26
  ass, blonde girl. That doesn't sound so good.
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  But what sidekick known as Brittany Renner is
• 35:35
  trying to get an NIL millionaire. You're a scape.
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  I need a young NIL millionaire. Yeah, because
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  you got no talent, honey. If the rich one is
• 35:45
  coming right now, then you shut the fuck up and
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  let me talk to him. Oh, yeah, and have a kid
• 35:50
  and be a deadbeat mom. And I'm always screaming.
• 35:55
  And he literally was like, let's go out. All
• 35:58
  right, good luck with that. God, she's been with
• 36:02
  a lot of guys. Oh, did you know Gypsy Rose Blanchard's
• 36:05
  racist? Here's some prison calls. All these fucking
• 36:08
  black bitches are so loud. She's a pig! You just
• 36:19
  do what you want, huh, baby? Did you hear me?
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  You're a loser! Yeah, I heard you. Your mom deserved
• 36:27
  a better daughter! What'd you say? You moron!
• 36:33
  All these fucking black bitches are so loud.
• 36:37
  I don't mean to laugh. She's just such a dreadful
• 36:40
  broad. Whoa. You're stupid. You're a moron. Where's
• 36:53
  your hood? Where's your face? You know I joke
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  about your sister dating a black dude, but you
• 37:05
  really think I'm racist? But I know it's not
• 37:10
  even in the same ballpark. I know. She should
• 37:15
  have hooked up with Hulk Hogan. They're perfect
• 37:17
  for each other. Oh, yeah. Wendy and Crystal Ortiz
• 37:21
  do not like blue face. They stream every day
• 37:27
  of their life. Why do they do that? They just
• 37:30
  wait for something to happen? I don't get it.
• 37:33
  That's three girls that are obsessed with him.
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  Yeah. And he's ugly. Hell yeah. Probably fun.
• 37:43
  You probably provide a good time. I would assume.
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  Whoever you are. All these streamers. There is
• 37:59
  one stream that I'm currently working on. It's
• 38:02
  this. That's my stream. Oh, yeah, Brittany Renner
• 38:14
  goes off on Deba Da Don for ghosting her in the
• 38:17
  DMs. Yeah, he knows you're a crazy broad. Oh,
• 38:20
  I'm so glad you brought up Ben Da Don because
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  I hit Ben and I said, let's stream. This nigga
• 38:26
  didn't even reply to my message. Yeah, he knows
• 38:28
  better. Yeah, there's more headlines about her
• 38:34
  needing an NIL millionaire. Just a dirty person.
• 38:37
  Oh, yeah, Nivea and Babyface are arguing while
• 38:40
  holding their baby. They're morons! I never should
• 38:45
  have reproduced! I love when he says she's being
• 38:54
  selfish. You're a dick! Oh, yeah. You're screwed!
• 39:05
  Ah, jeez. Why do men call, why do women call
• 39:09
  men daddy? Why do women call their men daddy?
• 39:12
  That's very weird to me. You've never called?
• 39:15
  No. I've had it before. Usually because they
• 39:17
  have bad fathers! When it happens, they get a
• 39:23
  little creeped out, but I'm like, hey, at least
• 39:25
  they've hit me with someone they want to have
• 39:26
  sex with! Do you have a daddy? I'm sorry. That's...
• 39:32
  My riveting podcast. Men and women can both have
• 39:39
  sex. But what happens after? Two completely different
• 39:43
  biological stories. Whatever. Women overthink
• 39:45
  it. They put too much in. Just have pleasure.
• 39:49
  It's okay to feel good. Heaven forbid you feel
• 39:53
  good. Nearer than I would. Let's write that song
• 39:57
  from the 60s. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. The least sexually
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  attractive quality in a man is not being cheap.
• 40:06
  It's not being broke. And honestly, it's not
• 40:08
  even anger. Women can handle a man who says,
• 40:11
  no, I don't agree. That isn't rage. That's anger
• 40:15
  channeled into directness. We are being way too
• 40:20
  philosophical about dating. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.
• 40:30
  What's going on here? Guys, you can't stop a
• 40:32
  woman from cheating. If she wants to cheat, she
• 40:35
  will cheat. Alright, so then when men do it,
• 40:38
  don't complain then, honey. Don't! Shut up! You're
• 40:42
  stupid! Whatever. Copy hour! Copy hour! Copy
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  hour! RyanHockeyRadio .com. The hour will be
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  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 41:06
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 41:10
  poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you
• 41:14
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 41:17
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 41:21
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
• 41:26
  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
• 41:29
  women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop cussing.
• 41:34
  And it looks like you went and got a b**** job.
• 41:37
  Not on the iPad screen, whatever the case might
• 41:39
  be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever. Like,
• 41:42
  thank you. But also, I would love to be... I'm
• 41:45
  getting railed, but... As a reminder, if you
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  don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 41:49
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 41:52
  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
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  folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
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  here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
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  right back. Hoppy Hour 6 million's what it cost
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  them To put back together that cat Steve Austin
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  Not to far back as Bionic Over 6 million tracks
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  with 10 million topics I'm fiber optic, crystal
• 42:41
  clear with my projection. Whack them C's, get
• 42:43
  clothes lined when they walk across my intersection.
• 42:45
  They need protection, some guidance, some right
• 42:47
  direction. A job center with application for
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  a new profession. Never set for nothing less.
• 42:52
  I blaze contests and set shocks for paydays.
• 42:56
  In strange ways, life twists and turns. Word
• 42:58
  to gangsta, in this business, it's really hard
• 43:01
  to earn. I format attacks, new knack technique.
• 43:04
  Speak with a passion, I'll accentuate. And CD's
• 43:07
  Mad niggas front for paper And switch like a
• 43:10
  bitch In and out Like a pro spader All I know
• 43:13
  is how to rock shit They say the hotter the MC
• 43:16
  The hotter the spot Lock shit down It's the coming
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  Of the Vianney The bar I hit a Lock shit down
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  It's the coming Of the Vianney The bar I hit
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  a Lock shit down It's the coming Of the Vianney
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  The bar I hit a Lock shit down See I got books
• 43:34
  of liberty on deck like Tash. Pocket full of
• 43:37
  cash, ready to bounce, roll and splash. C -turn
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  half, pro tour in the masters. Grab the mic,
• 43:43
  flex my wrist and hit like Sambris. Handle this,
• 43:46
  make you believe like an evangelist. That rhythm
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  see the coming to reclaim Los Angeles. And hence
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  I stand a chance to finally get my time to shine.
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  In the golden stage, lights free while I'm locked.
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  This beat is hot and make me lock like astronaut.
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  Make K -Ru set that shit for my peoples when
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  we blow spots. Four, three, my steez rolls like
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  We'll see you next time. damage like civilized
• 44:36
  to savage sharp lyrics cut deep wounds these
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  need bandages they can't handle this los angeles
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  relentless pressure full court measure for measure
• 44:44
  i'm like patino a game plan can be no every verse
• 44:48
  starts with defense first like a casino every
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  minute every hour i use brain power for mr space
• 44:54
  shuttle challenger Bust all verses like rifles
• 44:58
  Bust all bullets through flesh Unless you're
• 45:00
  wearing a vest And even then I still enter The
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  human form of a splinter The summer, fall, spring,
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  and winter Liquid crew, member, member Champion,
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  contender Holy like the month of December The
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  wild prologue Lock shit down It's the coming
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  of the Vianney The far I hear the Lock shit down
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  It's the coming of the Vianney The far I hear
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  the Lock shit down It's the coming of the Vianney
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  Oh yeah! I got him. What's going on? Oh, that's
• 46:26
  right. Hi. Oh, yeah, it's DeFario at Bionic.
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  What a song. All right, that's getting annoying.
• 46:41
  All righty, let's see what we have. All right,
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  here with this button that we're going to press
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  right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love Cheese
• 46:48
  from the world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're
• 46:51
  listening to my good pal, and radio legend Ryan
• 46:54
  Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love
• 46:57
  when people add the radio legend part. It boosts
• 46:59
  my ego. The show you secretly listen to, and
• 47:03
  that includes you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages.
• 47:07
  Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. DOOR IS CLOSING This is the most listened
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  to radio show on the planet. The other stations
• 48:10
  are tuned in too. We talking Massey today. Smoke
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  that wave. Mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding
• 48:40
  in the booth, cutting straight through the surface.
• 48:42
  Call it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse,
• 48:45
  kid. You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
• 48:47
  The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
• 48:50
  Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
• 48:52
  dates. Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe.
• 48:55
  Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the
• 48:58
  face. From the field to the runway, everybody
• 49:00
  frontin'. Puss in. Why they DM huntin'? Scrollin'
• 49:04
  through the gram, all I see is double lies You
• 49:06
  can't tag the man, but you tag the watch he buys
• 49:09
  It's that side chick news, side chick news Ryan
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  Hoppy gon' choose Who you trying to text? Got
• 49:34
  a ring on your hand Still shopping for the next
• 49:36
  PR Team stressing, trying to spin it for the
• 49:38
  press But the group chat memes got receipts on
• 49:41
  deck From the field goals, listen to the model
• 49:44
  in the mist One post off life, next post I twist
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  You agree? Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. 856. Oh, yeah.
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  40 Night Hoppy. 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
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  at me at RyanHoppyRadio. Oh, yeah. Alan Cox is
• 50:38
  a douchebag. At gmail .com. Mm -hmm. Oh, Jake.
• 50:46
  This that side chick news. Side chick news. Ryan
• 50:49
  Hoppy gonna choose. Every frog. You know what
• 51:01
  I think? I'm going to do a side check news. This
• 51:08
  show is all over the place. That's how I want
• 51:12
  it. All right. Let me get the happy hot topic
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  sound effect. All right. That button's been pressed
• 51:27
  270 times. That is. Hailey Bieber and her father,
• 51:32
  Stephen Baldwin, may be on the road to reconciliation.
• 51:36
  Oh, get over it. You don't have a right to tell
• 51:45
  me how I mourn the loss of my second child. Yeah,
• 51:49
  but you pimped her out, dude. Now you're rewriting
• 51:52
  the past. Who she had been estranged from when
• 51:55
  the Nashville. All right, so there you go. She's
• 51:58
  just a terrible alum. A terrible alum died. It's
• 52:01
  a terrible person. It's the loss of my second
• 52:05
  child. All right. Vogel, who managed Panettiere's
• 52:09
  acting career in her teen years, went on to recount
• 52:12
  the moment that she found out she'd passed away.
• 52:14
  Oh, yeah, she must have been like, oh, yeah,
• 52:16
  it's all your fault. It's never my fault. All
• 52:19
  right, so I'm going to be honest with you. I
• 52:20
  just stopped recording for a sec because it's
• 52:22
  freaking... Stuff was acting up, but I think
• 52:24
  we should be good. All right. 856 -49 -HOPI.
• 52:29
  It's always an adventure doing this show. the
• 52:33
  brother of brian hickerson hayden panettiere's
• 52:36
  on and off boyfriend is speaking out with new
• 52:38
  details regarding her august 16th death zach
• 52:41
  hickers how can we believe this loser sin recounting
• 52:46
  the events leading up to the nashville stars
• 52:47
  passing in a statement made to tmz august 21st
• 52:51
  where zach alleges that after he and his brother
• 52:53
  found hayden unconscious in the greenville south
• 52:56
  carolina apartment where she was staying brian
• 52:58
  administered narcan All right, burning out. What
• 53:03
  an absolute twat. Kim Zolciak is publicly defending
• 53:08
  her 15 -year -old son following his arrest on
• 53:11
  sodomy and aggravated sexual battery. Yeah, we're
• 53:15
  not going to defend that here. You're just defending
• 53:16
  your nipple baby out of a failure kid. So I definitely
• 53:19
  still want to have a baby. Bunny XO was finding
• 53:22
  the silver lining in her next chapter. Oh, yeah.
• 53:25
  Mom, a month after finalizing her divorce from
• 53:28
  Jelly Roll following nearly 10 years of marriage.
• 53:32
  The dumb blonde pod. She is dumb. As hosts opened
• 53:36
  up about life on the other side of their split,
• 53:39
  during an August 20th appearance on Today with
• 53:41
  Jenna and Chanel, Bunny reflects on the end of
• 53:44
  her marriage, saying, When something like that
• 53:46
  that's deeply personal happens, it's beautifully
• 53:48
  tragic, but at the same time, there's always
• 53:50
  a silver lining. But one dream she isn't giving
• 53:53
  up on, becoming a mom. Bunny confirmed she still
• 53:56
  wants to have a child, saying, She be an interesting
• 54:00
  mom. A lot of pictures of your butthole out there.
• 54:03
  Kim Basinger makes a rare appearance. after stepping
• 54:05
  away from the spotlight. The actress, who was
• 54:08
  previously married to actor Alec Baldwin and
• 54:10
  won an Oscar for her role in 1997's L .A. Confidential,
• 54:14
  is seen out and about in Los Angeles running
• 54:16
  errands August 17th. She looks okay for her age.
• 54:19
  She doesn't look bad. She just looks like she's
• 54:23
  alive. One of the many gifts that turns out there's
• 54:26
  a correlation. between drinking and depression
• 54:30
  for me. You don't say, Anifis! I should give
• 54:35
  up alcohol. Come on, Rick Ross. Now let's fast
• 54:43
  forward to the latest Versus event, a night dedicated
• 54:46
  to late 90s and early 2000s R &B legends Donald
• 54:49
  Jones and Joe. The atmosphere was electric with
• 54:52
  fans ready for a nostalgia -filled showdown between
• 54:54
  two icons. While both artists brought their alien
• 54:57
  Joe quickly became the star. Oh yeah. Starter!
• 55:00
  Starter! That's that song by Joe. And out performer
• 55:02
  of the night captivating the audience with his
• 55:04
  energy and classic hits. I said that's what happened
• 55:07
  and Rick Ross was hating on it. Rick Ross is
• 55:09
  a loser. Fans looking to watch this year's Miss
• 55:14
  USA and Miss Teen USA pageants on the CW will
• 55:17
  no longer be able to. No! Instead, the famous
• 55:22
  competitions will be streaming elsewhere in a
• 55:24
  move that's wrestled crowns across the U .S.
• 55:27
  The CW confirming the sudden change to E! News
• 55:30
  August 21st, saying in a statement, after careful
• 55:33
  consideration and conversations with the Miss
• 55:36
  USA organization, the CW network has decided
• 55:39
  to forego next week's broadcast of the Miss USA
• 55:42
  and Miss Team USA pageants. We wish the organization
• 55:46
  a... The CW just wants no ratings. I think that's
• 55:52
  been their game plan since day one. Now, let's
• 55:58
  talk about Big Meech. Since coming home, Big
• 56:00
  Meech has quickly realized the internet is a
• 56:02
  whole new world. Yeah, I feel like he's a murderer.
• 56:06
  And instead of staying quiet, he's jumping right
• 56:09
  in. During a recent live stream, Big Meech had
• 56:11
  a conversation with the Detroit police chief
• 56:13
  making headlines across the city. All right.
• 56:18
  Thank you, man. Yeah, man. We kind of like, you
• 56:21
  know. Whatever. Mm -hmm. Now let's talk about
• 56:30
  Tupac and Suge Knight Jr. Suge Knight's son says
• 56:33
  the Tupac trial is reopening old trauma. The
• 56:36
  murder of Tupac Shakur has been at the center
• 56:38
  of hip -hop speculation for nearly three decades.
• 56:42
  With Dwayne Cafferty Davis facing charges in
• 56:45
  the case. So there's poor trauma for that kid.
• 56:48
  Yeah, it's gotta suck when your dad's a thug.
• 56:53
  Meghan Markle's revealing the real reason she
• 56:55
  and Prince Harry are temporarily moving to the
• 56:57
  UK. Attention, because no one in America wants
• 57:00
  you. Could that be it? Could that be the reason?
• 57:08
  I think so. The Duchess of Sussex is returning
• 57:14
  to acting in a major new project, according to
• 57:17
  People. Multiple outlets report Meghan is in
• 57:19
  talks for a role in Netflix's The Gentleman.
• 57:22
  I'll be sure not to want you. Mm -hmm. What's
• 57:27
  going on here? Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi
• 57:30
  are keeping up with each other. The pair took
• 57:33
  their relationship to the next level, stepping
• 57:35
  out hand in hand for the first time as they enjoyed
• 57:38
  a romantic dinner date in London, England, August
• 57:41
  20th. The Kardashian star was seen joining the
• 57:44
  Euphoria actor at China Tang restaurant in...
• 57:47
  All right, so they were hanging out. Mm -hmm.
• 57:50
  What's going on with Shaq? Shaquille O 'Neal
• 57:53
  reveals why Marvel said he couldn't have a cameo
• 57:56
  in the Avengers series. Though the NBA legend
• 57:59
  has starred in numerous comedy films, including
• 58:01
  four Adam Sandler movies, he admitted that he
• 58:04
  wants to do more on screen. But there's just
• 58:06
  one problem. He tells Variety in an interview
• 58:08
  published August 21st, I would love to do more
• 58:11
  action roles, but we were told by top Hollywood
• 58:13
  executives that I'm too big. That's not the rumor
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  Everywhere we go. Guaranteed to build a spot.
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  Messages to them haters. Trying to say them gators.
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  Well it's gonna blaze you. Nothing is gonna save
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  you. Bets on the streets. Bets on the beats.
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  If you wanna bounce, bet. Then report to me.
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  My city's shot down. Where I pull it down. Ain't
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  no limit, droppin' these matter piles My balls
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  the rimmin', we got the flow We got them getting
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  down on the floor We got the rimmin', we got
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  the flow And I ain't even drivin', I'm just parkin'
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  like Pippin' Slide off in the club, feelin' man,
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  it's in the 50s So fresh, so clean, looks like
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  an M .L .F. And what it is, what it do, what
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  You bought a street with some great goose And
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  B .I .P., I'm Pippin' Don't be putting no chasers
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  smoke, y 'all We just stay big All on the earth,
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  I don't think Nothin' in my cup, shit is all
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  gone Now I'm hidin' the motherfucker makin' up
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  words Lookin' like men, I like em' light -skinned
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  Two at a time, I'm twenty -ten twins Tony Grey,
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  in my glass like they all best friends I can't
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  walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken from the day
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  to the dark People all for square, but my goons
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  Yeah! Yeah! Drizzy, baby You already know what
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  it is This the first time I'm high This the first
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  time I smoke in like three months I'm sorry,
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  mama, I had to do it to him 40, I see you Oh,
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  I see you, homie I stayed late tonight, right?
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  You know what happened when I stayed late Yeah
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  Boy Wonder I swear it's like this every single
• 1:14:12
  time Toronto, I got you I got you We'll see you
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  next time. If you tryna meet with money, I'll
• 1:14:41
  be happy to connect ya Life is better than it's
• 1:14:44
  ever been Schedulin' million dollar meetings
• 1:14:46
  with the president Someone cut the lights on,
• 1:14:49
  where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo, watch
• 1:14:52
  me as I settle in I deserve a MTV show for me
• 1:14:55
  and my people And if you tryna zone, I got a
• 1:14:58
  whole swish of sweet food Rappers all liars and
• 1:15:01
  they women all deceitful Added to they subtract
• 1:15:03
  me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy
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  is the best The nigga in the lead now Weezy told
• 1:15:08
  me just write every single thing you need down
• 1:15:11
  Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be
• 1:15:13
  now About to start balling like I'm coming off
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  a rebound Yeah, and I should have the most bragging
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  rights Because the niggas spit crack, bag it
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  tight I hate when rappers say they trying to
• 1:15:24
  get their swagger right Cause I done came with
• 1:15:26
  more fire than a dragon fight Fuck you, pussy
• 1:15:29
  ass hater, you should do you You ain't heard
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  of me, then you should go and get a blues clue
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  Oops, I mean a red clue Wayne's here too, bet
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  he felt that like the end of a pool cue But I
• 1:15:40
  ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF,
• 1:15:43
  but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,
• 1:15:46
  Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you,
• 1:15:48
  see a little me in your dad I'm the same yellow
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  boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'
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  pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask
• 1:15:56
  me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin'
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  like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me Don't ask
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  me shit about me And know the game really ain't
• 1:16:06
  shit without me She might have to pay me, but
• 1:16:09
  I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth,
• 1:16:12
  then pull the zipper down and see This is my
• 1:16:27
  promise I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches'
• 1:16:30
  eyeliners I pick the buck up and buck buck, then
• 1:16:35
  buck buck again I would ruff up your friend,
• 1:16:37
  then suck up her twin I put the buck up to him,
• 1:16:40
  then buck buck and buck buck and buck buck again
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  Suck nut you duck, fuck your unlovin' kin Now
• 1:16:46
  don't rub it in like uberderm on a new tattoo
• 1:16:50
  I had to kick my princess up out my cassoot Dad
• 1:16:53
  who never had that dude, always had a black tooth
• 1:16:57
  When I was at school, cause police aren't bulletproof.
• 1:16:59
  Red scarf hoodie too, probably ain't as good
• 1:17:02
  as you. Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in
• 1:17:04
  the hood is you. I do everything good as you
• 1:17:06
  know, I do everything better. I get paid for
• 1:17:09
  every letter, A, B, C, etc. Fetch a bone, like
• 1:17:13
  a dog motherfucker. I am gone for your neck.
• 1:17:16
  Intercept, intercept, bring it back. Like work
• 1:17:18
  in the trunk and my exit coming up. Yeah, I am
• 1:17:21
  headed to the butt like, butt, butt again. Might
• 1:17:24
  fly to L .A. Now I fuckerin', let's get bucks
• 1:17:29
  again And fuckin' spend them bucks and then just
• 1:17:33
  fuckerin' If I told you I'ma do it, I did it,
• 1:17:36
  got my city on my feet It bout to pop out, let's
• 1:17:39
  get it, let's get it Motherfucker, what you waitin'
• 1:17:41
  on? It is about a minute, best pissin' I'm about
• 1:17:44
  to get shitty, I'm with it If money is the it,
• 1:17:47
  you want me with it I probably just spit on the
• 1:17:49
  chick you want me with And I hit up on him, bitch
• 1:17:52
  Only like I'm only thick and I own hip hop. If
• 1:17:55
  you don't spit, I'm gonna need fit. And I just
• 1:17:57
  sold a lot of property to a buyer. And I think
• 1:17:59
  his name was kind of like Drake Drizzy Rogers.
• 1:18:02
  Or Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play
• 1:18:04
  father. And when it comes to that game, I'm too
• 1:18:06
  willing to play harder. So harder I do. There
• 1:18:09
  he go. They chant MVP when I shoot a free throw.
• 1:18:13
  C -E -O. That's what they do, the haters on their
• 1:18:17
  faces and their ass is a shoe Faster than you,
• 1:18:20
  badder than you, radder than you, etc I told
• 1:18:24
  you I get beat by the letter like A, B, C, D,
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  E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S,
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  T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, C, T, O, P, G, S, T, O,
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  P, G, S, T, O, P, G, S, T, O, P, G, S, T, O,
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  P, G, S, T, O, P, G, S, T, O, P, G, S, T, O,
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  P, G, S, T, O, P, G, S, T, O, P, G, S, T, O,
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  P, G, S, T, O, P, G, S, T, O, P, G, Young Moolah,
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  baby Thanks for watching! The laughter's growing
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  and joy dissolving in the air. But we'll keep
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  the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, life's
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  buzzing with the laughter. Outro Music Like clockwork
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  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
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  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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  round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
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  ease our daily grind Now silence flowers and
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  the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy hour
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  is here Happy hour. Happy hour. and we'll call
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  it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
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  is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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