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[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, and welcome back to your one and only source.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We are your hosts.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My name is Phoebe.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My name is Caroline.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why do you laugh?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because you got into your voice over voice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that was on purpose.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you just don't normally, you don't normally do that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Great, all me do it again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I mean, I could try different things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, we are recapping today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We are going to be recapping Gossip Girl season one episode 16.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We just went over this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know I know the name of it now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and over it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's 16 because last week was 15.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, I was about 16 16 16 16 all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, 16 all about my brother.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It aired on May 5th, 2008.
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[SPEAKER_00]: May the fifth.
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[SPEAKER_00]: With you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you to my all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, when I call Mimi's, you know what I call Mimi's birthday?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because her birthday is a second of May.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I call it Mimi de Mayo.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's so good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's so good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Except for the people that you probably just defended, that's so good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I will say, when you sent me the photo of the glow prom that you were setting up at the tavern, I for some reason, like thought that was Mimi's birthday party and that like they had agreed to like let you literally put glow paint like transform the entire, I was like how much are they, I know Mimi loves her birthday, but like
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[SPEAKER_00]: What's the bill looking like the concept of Mimi wanting her birthday at the tavern I was and I was like has Mimi even been there She has not her So I've been there with her, but like but it's not her go to no, but it doesn't seem like it would be Um, I do that that is really funny, but imagine if that was she's just for us Oh, it's Mimi's birthday
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, but I did was maybe she's like literally the queen of Nashville.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know But it looked really good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I looked great.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, let's just get right into it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is a crazy freaking app It is you know what guys are and I know like okay everybody
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[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously these storylines are supposed to be weird, but eyes as the sense I was a little kid I've always been so uncomfortable by storylines.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's because I don't like lying But like I've always been so uncomfortable by storylines that are like Someone pretending to be someone it like they've it's always like creeped me out like really mad Like watching a big sense of like just comfort and anxiety because you know at some point they'll be found out And it's not even that I think with with with with
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[SPEAKER_00]: Georgina in this episode specifically her acting so nice really like gives me the creep It gives me the chills and like freaks me out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like it means there have been like other like Disney shows I feel like where that would happen as a kid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I really I also always hated when like a cousin would come and it would be like
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[SPEAKER_00]: like it would it would be the same actor as one of the other characters.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then they were like really weird.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like I just I hated storylines that creeps for.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm learning so much about you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's funny because as twins, we could literally pull this off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We could do a whole swap if we wanted.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I could lock you in a closet and walk around and be like, hey, I don't pee behind, how are you?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I could do that tomorrow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And everyone would believe it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll just take off my wing eyeliner, and they'll be like, that's baby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because you know what my phone does that, by the way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My phone cannot tell us apart.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My phone literally has like all these pictures, it has a picture of you as a little kid in a fedora that it believes to be me and I can't tell it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's wrong because when I click on it, there are like hundreds of photos of me in there and of you and I'm like it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I would have to sort through each one of these photos and explain to it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why know that's not me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's my kid says.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's my freaking, it's fun, it's fun, it's fun, it's my fun, but yeah, I it's actually uncanny and then like what I go and do a photo of myself like there you are like okay I'm looking for pictures and more.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll just quickly be in a picture.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see the picture that I sent of Jenny the dog today?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And the famous drama had a Brazilian blowout.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like drama sister.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Drama with a carrot and treatment.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She is so fucking cute.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Guys, she's like looking up at the camera.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Panting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is the cutest picture, however.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what they say about doodles that they have human being eyes, and it's just like a man zipped up suit and I think not journey not my sweet journey not journey.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think there's a woman journey is dog through and through.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, sometimes I'm sorry about the drama and that's a human being drama and I'm like drama and I'm like drama and I'm going to ask me if he's old enough to her jeans now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was like, no, well, um, I was wondering, do you think that maybe now I'm old enough to try some jeans?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, a chalk, I don't want to put you through that baby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, well, I thought it would work really sharp with my shirt tucked in, buttoned down and and maybe my bowtie called her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, okay, and you also wanted to departing his hair on the side.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, no, drama is actually like not talking to me right now because he just found out that Wizard of Oz closed and he officially didn't go on for photo, so, but I do know he could jump in Annie somewhere.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, either of them could do any, I think, but how cute would Chuck be a Sandy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Strue and he would easily be trained, I think.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think you're right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so anyway, Phoebe hates the storylines like this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't hate them, but they do cause me discomfort.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because in my body, I'm like, oh my God, at some point, the jig is up, you know?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And when that day comes, I don't want to be anywhere near here because I will feel it in my box.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The thing about this storyline that's interesting is opposed to other versions of this storyline is that Georgina,
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[SPEAKER_00]: doesn't care about that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like she's not worried about like the whole point of her doing this is so Serena sees her and like catches her whereas in other these lines it's like they don't want to run into the people that they know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like Georgina's a true sociopath like down to her core and because she actually is like putting herself in the line of danger but she just like
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[SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't care and she's like, well, she's like, I'm going to win because I've got the dangerous point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Blackmail, but you know what else is crazy, Phoebe, that I thought about for the first time ever while watching this episode.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, Dan Humphrey knows exactly who fucking Georgina sparks is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's got everything strange.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's really bad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So don't understand.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So if I understand that they didn't know who they were going to make glass of girl, but living in the world that they did, how fucking sinister that Dan Humphrey would go along.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's also like does he go along with it because he is like a bad guy or does he go along with it to protect his own identity?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he like feels conflicted about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he can't feel that conflicted because he is a fucking
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's interesting because it is like who is Dan as gossip girl is it more sinister is it like an anthropological lit if we think he thinks he thinks he's like he's on a high horse about it in a way where he's like no, but what I'm doing like I'm exposing
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[SPEAKER_00]: gossip blog.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He, I feel like he thinks that more high brow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like get me and it ends up leading to the book.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like I think he and his brain right his rationale.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's not doing it because he's like his classmates who like love the gossip.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's doing it is like.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's kind of fun of them almost.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So so with like with Georgina, then is it like maybe he is earnestly trying to protect
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[SPEAKER_00]: I did, like, can seal his identity as gossip grow but then also get as much out of this relationship as he can.
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[SPEAKER_00]: four gossip group.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like a what point which got in relation to see never lie to arena like literally it's just like so crazy to like look at it through that lens of knowing and when I realize that like she introduces herself as Sarah and I'm like, oh, this storyline and then I'm like, wait, a fucking second.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think there's any world?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know that I really believe this, but I'm just thinking, do you think there's any world
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[SPEAKER_00]: recognize her to those he like us it's crazy she looks like Georgina maybe but it just does seem like but he knows where he is in town like so maybe Georgina it's not like she's hasn't been being spoken about so you would be like well it's crazy she looks just like her but will this he knows your her?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel I think they haven't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're really trying to keep this from him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't know idea Georgina as a person.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, then maybe he, but eventually, I think you would have been like this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I do feel like also she's got to be someone who, like, especially if she is best friends of Serena and they were getting into all sorts of trouble.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, if we're going to say Perez Hilton, like, wouldn't know it was Nicky Hilton.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's you know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And like, so even though it's not like the Serena who, like, everybody would know, it seems unlikely that he wouldn't know like her posse from that time when he was like fucking watching her and in love with her allegedly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just so interesting to like think about.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And when I realize that like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: And like this becomes a horror show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This becomes a Mario story.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's, you know, and we just becomes you the prequel.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It literally, and it's like, unfortunately, we do have you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's very easy for our brains to just check it there, like, because it's essentially the same.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But anyhow, we open up this episode with what I'm going to affectionately call the Battle of the Minions, because we've got Team J and Team B walking up the steps of the Met for breakfast and Jenny and Blair.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Notably sitting on the same level, and I am just like, Jenny, Jenny honestly has a little bit of a Georgina husband.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's just like on a parade of like, like there's no risk she's not going to take and she continues to show us that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, Jenny was like, Jenny was the hardest watch of the whole.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it only gets harder, like, oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I wish we had had more time with.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sweet journey.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know because genuinely like I think she's she was has been a joy to watch on my screen And now she's like, and now you're like nasty and she's cutting she's cutting dirty and deeper and oh, like then Blair does like Blair.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we'll cut deep And she plays dirty, but it's there's something so like
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I mean, Blair is malicious, but you know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's something I think there is because Jenny and Jenny has so much more to prove not just being younger, but also with all of the Brooklyn baggage, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: So like she has to solidify her scaringess and when you have somebody as scary as Blair, you unfortunately have to be scared.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's like Alexander Hamilton, of course.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, like we'll have
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[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly exactly kind of have to really you just go for it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have to shoot off at the mouth, you know, and and I would say that's a perfect way to describe Jenny Humphrey young scrappy and hungry because Well, she famously lost her lunch last episode as well, but it's just it's
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's also like interesting though, it makes it nassier because there's a part of Blair that was like, it was like a hazing ritual to check you know what I mean, we're like, she journey was still allowed into the world enough, Blair wasn't actually keeping her out of it until it got to a point where she thought she had to, but Jenny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: has never had that like that like she never showed any heart.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're like there at the end of the day she's being mean but it's like she's still sort of like this mentor figured a Jenny but Jenny is the student who's now coming up and uh so Blair has a dime the coin and throws it at Jenny and she's like here's a nice shiny dime for your collection
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then Jenny retorts and asks why the fruit cup lost your tape taste for yogurt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I bet you're good
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[SPEAKER_00]: And the thing is, let's all remember, Jenny literally had her and her army of minions, Team J, Team Jamboree, Fling, Yo play, on Blair's head and Blair still went to school.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So you know what, give her some freak slap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they're all going to a party at Asher's house tonight, Asher being Jenny's new BF and Blair's not invited because Jenny says it's actually closest friends only.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we meet Nelly Yuki for, oh, we met her for the first time last episode, I guess, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, of course.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, I'm getting them mixed up in my head because I was pulling the images from that episode today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, like, I keep getting confused about the timeline.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But so, Nelly Yuki's like, oh, actually Blair, you could have my end bite.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She wants nothing to do with Jenny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like Blair said this exact line to Jenny at one point, or to Serena, because Jenny's like invitations are not transferable.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The Blair said it like exactly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't quite that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But Jenny, in like the first episode, Jenny offers to make Serena an invitation with the kiss on the lips party.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair says something similar about how like.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's not transferable because that doesn't make sense with it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know, but they're saying, but it's something like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's such a like, I mean, this is just a call out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The tenetat, if you will, because Blair says, just because your name's on the invite doesn't make you a hostess.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And Jen, I mean, I'll give it to her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's quick.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's quick with it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She goes, oh, then, why is the party planner calling me?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi dad, it's fun to root this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: thing, like the way she's able to go from having that demeanor to Blair and then going right back to like the embarrassed sophomore talking to her dad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she's also she's just so like this moment actually gives me chills because is there any worse feeling than finding out that you like lie to your parents and they knew that you were lying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's actually exactly what happened to me, you know, when I told that I smoked pot in high school and the truth is I, I know that this has happened in my life, but it was never about it was normally about like as a kid like whether I took the trash out or like if I could get my room or if I brushed my teeth, but yeah, I don't have, by the way, sick as a kid, by the way, you're absolutely sick for being 16 years old and lying up or 16 years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, um, so I don't have the exact experience you're pulling from like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think is more similar to what Jenny is going through, like the kinds of lies that Jenny is telling no offense.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're kind of more in your echelon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, that's completely true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I maybe that's why it literally sends full body chills.
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[SPEAKER_00]: down my my body because literally shows down my body full of body shows down my body and that's not a joke down my body.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I am just like thinking about this moment now like how dad must have felt standing in my room as I'm like hey dad I just wanted to tell you that I smoke pot once.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he was dad probably felt like if you're playing chess with someone who's not as good a chess as you with an U idiot and you kind of like you've never played Just you know if you make this move It's gonna force him to make this move and they're not gonna think about How that then puts them into a vulnerable position to be in track me that's what that was doing He was like I'm gonna move my pawn here, so you move
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[SPEAKER_00]: this here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, okay, I think like the someone stole our towels, I guess at the beach house is what Mama said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mama's like all of our towels are missing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That is weird.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's very weird.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I'm just, yeah, that's ending there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why are you telling me this now?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, because I feel bad about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he's standing at, and he's like, just once.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, yeah, just once.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It starts walking out just one time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, just once.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shut the door.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Tick sit in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, I'm freaking out of your hand.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Told me everything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like the door guys clearly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This like is not a great story for dad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't anything like bad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, we all laugh about it now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is because also I think dad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Dad thought that You didn't have to think that the door had like last all the way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She like just went to go kick it open like
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it would just like glide open.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but grinning is fully the most mad they'd ever been at me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So like, he just, and also still he didn't want mom to hear is the other hilarious thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because mom, my, I had to tell mom in the morning that day before the first day of senior year, um, which was fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And anyway, he didn't want her to hear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm a bit literally like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: kicks the door, and the inside of the door just really makes this insane sound, and then he like, it's like silent for a second, and he opens the door and he's like, I thought, I didn't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was all the way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shut it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But your hand told me everything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was like, oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But like that moment, are they insane with like the Hillary tough poster, you know, that I, that, you know about that, the sign.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you do, do, do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you bought, you bought it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I bought it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're a great or something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I went on mom's eBay account, and I bid on a signed Hillary tough picture.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I don't know, we're just like, not in a minute.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shorten it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Also, we're like, only so much better.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I also back then on eBay, you can only bid on things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I think I had like bid on them and not really like.
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[SPEAKER_00]: thought I don't know if I didn't think that I would get the, I don't know what I thought I was in third grade.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I bid on that and I also bid on a blink 282 thing because I was like, oh, I'll give this to mom and dad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so then I'm like, mom and I picked me up with a school and they're like, so, who's, is there any chance that like you went on our e-bay?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't like, no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's literally me getting like this didn't happen, but this would be similar to me getting in the car, mom being like fee.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Have you been recording videos on my computer on Saturday mornings?
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[SPEAKER_00]: He they're like unequivocal evidence.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe's like no, that's not me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know who that is though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But don't you think that backflow was really good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One, they kind of look like me pretty, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Number two, really good part, but, number three, that, I mean, I hear this, that they're not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know who it is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They, they, they tell you in this video, exactly who it is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,
20:46
[SPEAKER_00]: But, and Mom and Dad are like, I'm like, no, I don't know, they're like, because, you know, like, if we don't find out who did it, like, we're going to have to call the police.
20:55
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, damn, okay, I remember sitting in the back of the car at the stop.
21:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Played on Beverly Road, Mom and Dad both in the car on a usual to like have, and I was like, yeah, that, I mean, I feel bad who's it for hours going down.
21:09
[SPEAKER_00]: But, yeah, I know I can't help you.
21:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Finally, that we know was you and as your punishment, and by the way, you won both of the items and you're in the back, you're like, so they're on the way, so they're in the house.
21:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I just can't get them in the house.
21:24
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to get them in the house.
21:25
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to get them in the house.
21:27
[SPEAKER_00]: But then they're like in as your punishment, you have to put the laryd up autograph picture up for auction at the upcoming, like, soon-all-me-releaf dance at the elementary school.
21:39
[SPEAKER_00]: So I did, and then they were like, and if you want it, you can buy tickets for the raffle with your own money, and you can try to win it back.
21:47
[SPEAKER_00]: So I put in so many tickets in there, and I didn't know when you didn't win.
21:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's like, yeah, what a, but yeah, so those are just two times I come to mind where
21:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I definitely lied in mom and dad the whole time knew I was lying.
22:01
[SPEAKER_00]: And so that's also what's happening here with her, if it's in Jenny, Rupus is because her name is at the computer.
22:07
[SPEAKER_00]: He is staring at Jenny's computer.
22:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Her email is open to the invitation for the party later.
22:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, so, what are we doing for dinner tonight?
22:18
[SPEAKER_00]: A call that we would get from dad.
22:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
22:20
[SPEAKER_00]: So, mom's out of town, mom's out of town, mom's out of town.
22:22
[SPEAKER_00]: What are we doing for dinner tonight?
22:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if it's not where's mom?
22:25
[SPEAKER_00]: It's where you're doing for dinner.
22:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so she's like, oh, um, he's like, yeah, what time should I make your favorite dinner?
22:32
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh, I remember I have that choir thing.
22:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Johnny is very into the choir lately.
22:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the past couple episodes, she just obsessed.
22:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And she was like, you told me I could go whatever.
22:42
[SPEAKER_00]: And so he's like, OK, and they hang up.
22:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Jenny goes back.
22:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, sorry, big floral emergency.
22:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And she tells Penelope that the entire unit Ela Cross team, just RSVP, which is like a major get.
22:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Penelope is all in on this.
22:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And then as if on Q, Ashur, Johnny's bow, shows up.
23:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Ashur is sorry, not Q.
23:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Not doing it for me.
23:06
[SPEAKER_00]: No, not doing it for me.
23:09
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's not just that I know he's gay, because actually that would do it for me.
23:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Typically I used to kind of make my gay men are so much more attractive.
23:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I know it's true, but also I feel like this hairstyle was like the style of the time.
23:23
[SPEAKER_00]: He has like the he-man facial structure.
23:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know if I can picture he-man.
23:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Like super blocky in the... Yeah.
23:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like not like...
23:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
23:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, there's just no wow factor to this guy quite frankly.
23:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
23:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but they're not in the way that Jenny is trying to make us believe that there is no.
23:47
[SPEAKER_00]: No, Blair goes out of little Jenny Humphrey become the next Brooke Astor.
23:51
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think it's Isabelle says the same way they all do.
23:55
[SPEAKER_00]: And now he goes, Mary up.
23:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Which I just kind of love.
24:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Huh, so we got our favorite siblings.
24:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Sri and Erica are walking to school and Eric, once they leave, Eric is like, okay, got to go.
24:15
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
24:19
[SPEAKER_00]: That was what an incredible description of that scene.
24:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, so he doesn't leave, and he leaves Serena.
24:31
[SPEAKER_00]: You leave Serena because he has something to go to.
24:35
[SPEAKER_00]: They do talk about this ridiculous rumor, though, that Eric was gossip girl, right?
24:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Which is, it's actually, they had to fill 15 seconds.
24:44
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess to get an ex-commercial break because Blake lively for like 10 seconds is like, you know, it means it.
24:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
24:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I literally, as I was watching it, I thought the exact same thing.
24:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I literally, I thought, so it's obvious.
24:57
[SPEAKER_00]: or are both incredible actors, maybe it's both.
25:00
[SPEAKER_00]: But no, but also let's imagine a world.
25:03
[SPEAKER_00]: This is I'm going to get to our care for a second, but the show is dark.
25:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Eric is being accused of being in gossip girl.
25:10
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what makes him so depressed.
25:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Serena leaves.
25:13
[SPEAKER_00]: She's not there for him.
25:14
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why he has to go to the Ostraff Center and dance behind all of that.
25:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, just sat at
25:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Man, I wish summer house not too long ago, and so I'm just feeling like a lot of an event of man Hey, dude towards men who are like I'm just one of the I'm just one of the nice guys and and they're actually not Guys, he triungs you're gonna go hard this month.
25:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Why do nice guys finish last?
25:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Because they're not nice Mm-hmm.
25:47
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why because the real nice guys won't finish last bitch
25:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Chuck calls Serena to check on her, and I was like waiting for the ulterior motive.
25:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I was waiting for whatever.
25:57
[SPEAKER_00]: There's not one he's literally just checking on her.
25:59
[SPEAKER_00]: He's in Serena.
26:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, he's a bad bachelor, bachelor party in Monte Carlo.
26:05
[SPEAKER_00]: When she answers the phone, she is also in a pretty good mood too.
26:10
[SPEAKER_00]: She says like one thing where she's like,
26:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Georgians out of my life.
26:14
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I just have to get you out of my life.
26:16
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's like playful.
26:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah.
26:17
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like an interesting thing.
26:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
26:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm really actually enjoying there, rather sister moment.
26:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm only going to enjoy it more next episode.
26:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Because it he comes in truly like Olivia Pope.
26:30
[SPEAKER_00]: This next scene is so insanely, insanely, Ari.
26:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a summary coded.
26:36
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
26:38
[SPEAKER_00]: George, honestly, we could, if we wanted Sarah to be a real character, we could just put Arya in there.
26:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was actually talking about Vanessa, but they're both, I mean, if we look, we'd have to just have a mirror.
26:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we need to remember to look like they're both there.
26:54
[SPEAKER_00]: You are like, you're going to be mad, Serena later for being, and like, you're not even going to know the real reason why she's upset, but even if that reason didn't exist.
27:07
[SPEAKER_00]: you're spending your whole day like your whole multiple days.
27:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I know she's busy, but like hanging out with these two girls on them and then you're like confused.
27:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that's not the same.
27:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Why I didn't.
27:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Why I'm sorry to upset with you.
27:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and you actually throw in her face the idea that she could be jealous.
27:26
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, well, he like, even if I'm not, even if I'm not jealous of you and the sense of like, I think you're going to cheat on me.
27:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I am jealous that you're spending all this time with these with a girl that you just met.
27:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really care about Minnesota anymore, but like, this is a girl.
27:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I was still what I ended and then you're raving about her all the time.
27:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I know as much as and also like don't lie down you're flirting like I want to make cute and central park you were flirting so immediately I don't know it's like it also it's almost like is Dan again I'm so in this world where he's gossip girl let me know that but like
28:06
[SPEAKER_00]: him knowing it's Georgina and being like, you know what, yeah, I'm going to plan that that's because Serena's lying to me and I know what she's lying about and so like, I don't know, but it is I would be going crazy and quite frankly, even though Serena claims to be cool about Vanessa and I buy it like no one's actually shouldn't be, but you know, it's just like, oh Serena, I thought you understood and we got together that I'm a little bit different and I get along
28:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I make women feel really safe.
28:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.
28:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa has always been like, you're like a non-threatening, like male ally.
28:46
[SPEAKER_00]: You're one of the good ones.
28:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, she always says that about me.
28:48
[SPEAKER_00]: So, I mean, I don't take her a word for her.
28:51
[SPEAKER_00]: And as he's having this conversation, he's putting his jacket on and he's like, but I do, I have to go because the woman's march starts.
28:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he takes out his, I think, yeah.
29:00
[SPEAKER_00]: He's busy, huh?
29:03
[SPEAKER_00]: He's they're like that's really old had.
29:05
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh, no, I just I love it.
29:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I just want to make sure everyone's following a plan.
29:09
[SPEAKER_00]: He's he's wearing a subway.
29:11
[SPEAKER_00]: He's wearing a graphic tea.
29:12
[SPEAKER_00]: This is I'm with her that has like holes in the collar.
29:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's clearly like a decade old.
29:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Ziggy, I got this for free when I when I phone banked for her.
29:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Just really would be great job for women running things around here.
29:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Call me crazy, but yes, I am a straight white man who wishes
29:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
29:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so Georgina's reading a book about New York at Vanessa's copy shop and Vanessa goes like, hey girl, she goes, read about it all you want.
29:47
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to walk this city to get to know it.
29:50
[SPEAKER_00]: That is drama to his core, you have to walk this, that he had to get to know it exactly.
29:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I think drama heard that him was like, hey, man, sister, that's the drama side about it.
30:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Virginia says Sarah says something about the train and then Vanessa,
30:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, say it with me.
30:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Subway.
30:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Subway.
30:15
[SPEAKER_00]: One of the Metro card.
30:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Metro card.
30:19
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't buy a t-shirt with a metro card on it until you've owned one for three months.
30:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, literally it's so funny.
30:26
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, uh, uh, and then she says, click your heels all you want.
30:29
[SPEAKER_00]: You're not in Portland anymore.
30:32
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, Georgina hates her.
30:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Georgina is like, this is actually the hardest role I've ever had.
30:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Because this is my punishment for doing all of this.
30:42
[SPEAKER_00]: It will have been worth it.
30:43
[SPEAKER_00]: But I do have to, you know, go ahead of a karma.
30:47
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm kind of living it in real time.
30:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't have just take the karma.
30:50
[SPEAKER_00]: But I think God gives stuff as battles to his tough as a soldier.
30:55
[SPEAKER_00]: And that is what Vanessa Abrams is.
30:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
30:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
30:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And so Georgina's like, oh my God, I am just like,
31:01
[SPEAKER_00]: So great.
31:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, do you want to end for adopting me, um, and then Dan walks in and they're one happy family, mother, father and child who is Sarah, then that's as making Dan a red eye to go.
31:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we find out, uh, but Sarah and Dan talked all night the other night.
31:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, whose drink is also a red eye.
31:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's a great patriot on world building up.
31:33
[SPEAKER_00]: So write it down, write it down.
31:37
[SPEAKER_00]: So he's now lamenting about Ash, our Johnny's boyfriend.
31:40
[SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa's like, oh, come on, like young love and Georgina agrees.
31:44
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan says things are finally back to normal with Serena.
31:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And in this moment, if I'm Serena, I'm like, you know, that's the one thing I will side with, hood of Mustafa on.
31:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't talk about our relationship to other people negatively and that is crazy of down to you can maybe event of Vanessa I will maybe give you that because of your pre-existing relationship but you absolutely may not to this girl you just met that you just adopted okay daddy warbox
32:21
[SPEAKER_00]: What is certain say she's like, why don't you try fighting with someone who's wallet fits?
32:28
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying to Dan like stop acting like I don't want you're wallet doesn't fit.
32:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
32:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Guys, I somehow really wouldn't suddenly leave.
32:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like as long as we get Kyle out of here.
32:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually tolerate everybody 100% more than I tolerate that last episode.
32:44
[SPEAKER_00]: I like your bow.
32:46
[SPEAKER_00]: I like your bow.
32:47
[SPEAKER_00]: I like your bow.
32:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks.
32:51
[SPEAKER_00]: And then both, both goes, and it's cute.
32:53
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a cute bow.
32:54
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a cute bow.
32:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I was joking.
32:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I did love how Phoebe's like last line that Rachel Zosa's and the season is so you.
33:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Her last line.
33:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'll hold a grudge forever.
33:07
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's true.
33:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I stand by it.
33:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll hold a garage forever.
33:11
[SPEAKER_00]: I just like everything she says.
33:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, I want to be you, her outfits at Coachella.
33:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, I adore her.
33:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's just like so sweet and fun.
33:20
[SPEAKER_00]: She's so sweet.
33:21
[SPEAKER_00]: She's so fun.
33:21
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like real.
33:23
[SPEAKER_00]: She's real.
33:24
[SPEAKER_00]: She's real.
33:24
[SPEAKER_00]: We all.
33:25
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just like, I just love so much.
33:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Because you know, I think about it now that I'm at the old age of 31.
33:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like,
33:32
[SPEAKER_00]: As I get older, am I going to like continue to be this like glam extra diva that I love to be or is it going to start to become sort of like this joke like you know what I mean and then I look at Rachel's out and I'm like She's basically doing the makeup I did in seventh grade every day.
33:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Um silver shimmer with black smoke smokey eye and wind eyeliner.
33:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she's doing that every day and I'm like, she's all sick.
33:56
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll do the same.
33:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I will have my long ago, so it's so fun.
34:01
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's so kind of our captain all the time.
34:03
[SPEAKER_00]: It's so good.
34:03
[SPEAKER_00]: There's so much, you guys.
34:05
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're not in the bravo world, I feel bad for you.
34:07
[SPEAKER_00]: OK, so anyway, Sarah Dordina, what can we say?
34:23
[SPEAKER_00]: George, I think at that rate, we just back one.
34:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I think at that rate, we'll just say it's Sarah when it's Sarah and Georgina when it's Georgina.
34:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Sag.
34:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, like I'm I'm gas.
34:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I won't be getting able to get into that group unfortunately.
34:43
[SPEAKER_00]: What else was no?
34:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Sarah's like, I love to meet Serena and he's like, she would fucking love you.
34:48
[SPEAKER_00]: She loves everybody and so they're going to meet her tonight.
34:52
[SPEAKER_00]: But also, he commits to these plans for Serena before conferring with her.
34:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Another thing that fits me is that you don't own her.
34:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, non-threatening white man, you don't own her.
35:03
[SPEAKER_00]: So Johnny is talking to Asher and Eric is watching, and ultimately pulls Jenny aside, and she's like, he's like, what's up, where have you been?
35:10
[SPEAKER_00]: You've been ignoring me, and she's this scene pissed me off so bad.
35:14
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's crazy.
35:16
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
35:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Chinese like, oh my god, I'm just so happy because like I'm with this amazing guy and he really likes me.
35:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And Eric is sweet.
35:22
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, well, then he has good taste, but how well do you know him?
35:26
[SPEAKER_00]: And, turning yourself, Eric, you have a freaking huge on me.
35:34
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to grow that something?
35:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I had that thought as I watched it.
35:40
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, shhh, okay.
35:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Eric wants a role.
35:43
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
35:43
[SPEAKER_00]: The vibe that Jenny has, really, she's walking into Chipotle being asked what she'll have and she's saying that in her head.
35:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you're obsessed.
35:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
35:51
[SPEAKER_00]: No, she does.
35:52
[SPEAKER_00]: And then if she's not getting that energy from somebody else, she certainly has it.
35:55
[SPEAKER_00]: She certainly got that energy this episode.
35:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you that.
35:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, so Eric's like, I just, I don't know, like, you might not be the right guy.
36:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, listen, I got it.
36:05
[SPEAKER_00]: You look like I'm me and she says, and not unexpected.
36:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Which is, I'm sorry, like, are you with it?
36:15
[SPEAKER_00]: She'd be like, no, no, it's not unexpected that you're like, telling me you're in love with me, but, you know, Mrs.
36:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Giving this is giving Hannah and Lucas.
36:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, like, Hannah says it.
36:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Hannah says it in an endearing way to Lucas.
36:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, Hannah, I don't know.
36:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Carrie and Michelle, you have a crush on me.
36:33
[SPEAKER_00]: She would, she would really let me watch her be like, Oh, that's what's happening.
36:37
[SPEAKER_00]: And later she'd be like, I just felt bad.
36:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you as a crush on me.
36:40
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
36:40
[SPEAKER_00]: She wouldn't like embarrass him face to face.
36:43
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's ever.
36:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't ever judge us as she would.
36:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay?
36:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't like Lucas at all.
36:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And you do break it and I just got to that episode where she's very obviously wearing a wig.
36:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they put that headband like basically over before head.
36:57
[SPEAKER_00]: And then because why is her headband like that?
37:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like
37:02
[SPEAKER_00]: She's wearing the worst wig on planet Earth.
37:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, buckle the hell up.
37:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, because her hair Dernies about to be one of the ages.
37:13
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
37:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
37:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Does she love Hannah?
37:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, of course.
37:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Hannah and Spencer.
37:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, can't stand are you of course it ever as you watch the show more and you watch it through the lens that we have you and me yeah, it is like every line that she says is kind of like a jaw drop in line just because it doesn't Because it feels like I couldn't have written that line for feels like Megan out the dress route that line which I did I we we watched the scene where Hannah brings to be the bird over to the hey scenes castle and I was literally like wait
37:49
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the way that they're because it's one of those scenes where they're all going back and forth in like 10 minutes.
37:55
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a real friendship scene.
37:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and we see their dynamic in a way that we don't always.
38:01
[SPEAKER_00]: And it is the Megan Albedraz.
38:04
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm seeing it's giving up on that thing.
38:09
[SPEAKER_00]: That was she, she was in a hurry at the time for your way in.
38:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so let me get on that thing.
38:16
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like our floors are really, really weak because just honestly, they're not used to having like anybody over the size of like a,
38:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Very like a wood nymph, like they're not used to having anyone like that walking on these floors, so we do make everybody do a way and and we do make you leave your shoes on just because we don't want to get any holes in the floor.
38:36
[SPEAKER_00]: That's all, that's the only reason why.
38:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, yeah, okay, so Jenny's like, listen, it's not an expected, of course you do, but my heart belongs to Asher, and then she kisses him on the cheek, I'm like, okay, well, how dare you lead him on like this?
38:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, this is what you think.
38:54
[SPEAKER_00]: And also, I'm like, it's been a day, your heart belongs to Asher.
38:57
[SPEAKER_00]: My heart belongs to Asher.
39:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, why are you talking like suddenly like, you're like, you're like, oh, you're like glousel.
39:04
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not in a name.
39:05
[SPEAKER_00]: What the hell is your name in enchanted?
39:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Glousel, glousel, glousel, glousel, glousel.
39:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, today I went to go get an alani at the gas station and I go in and it's so funny because they moved like, there was like a case of alani.
39:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it the front?
39:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, oh, when I go and I got two cherry slush and I bring them up and the guys like, hey, look, more cherry slush and I was like, oh, those are my favorite.
39:28
[SPEAKER_00]: And I go there.
39:29
[SPEAKER_00]: They're like all the time to get one.
39:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And the owner is like, oh, well good to know, I'm glad to know that's your favorite and I was like, yes, make sure it's talked for me all the time.
39:37
[SPEAKER_00]: And then the guys like, by the way, those uh, glow zillas back there are not scanning and the guys like go relas go relas.
39:44
[SPEAKER_00]: These like those glow zillas.
39:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Now you just kind of do that too.
39:48
[SPEAKER_00]: He's kind of glow zill and enchanted glow zillas.
39:51
[UNKNOWN]: Great.
39:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Giselle and in chant it is kind of like that's how Jenny is talking right now.
39:57
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like she's living in the regular old New York city and suddenly she's like my heart is without 100% she's she's Jacqueline Kennedy right now so Dan is running at the speed of light to school and run smack down in to Serena and she's like listen I can't hang out because I have to study every night because I'm not wrong that's a T test truck for me.
40:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I understand they say that he's late to class, maybe, but then it's like, okay, so you read that coffee shop late to school because you're hanging out with Sarah.
40:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Number two was he was he running to Serena sprinting to Serena so that he could invite her to these plans before.
40:44
[SPEAKER_00]: they have.
40:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think he, I think you got lucky running into her.
40:47
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like he wouldn't, I feel like he was running in class because he just honestly, he pretends to be obsessed with her, but like, you're not, he got a hates her.
40:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I think he kind of hates her, which kind of feeds into your gossip girl narrative.
41:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, I know, which is crazy.
41:03
[SPEAKER_00]: So he invites her into the dinner.
41:05
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I can't, we're having a family dinner on our old sweet.
41:08
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan sees Jenny making out with Asher and it's like just relax like it's not a big deal and he says how were you always so right and she says it's easy when you're always wrong and she's going to get to know him during the night and I don't do literally
41:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and then he text Georgina.
41:26
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's like, okay, well, if you can text Georgina right away, you probably could have texted Serena and just invaded her at the coffee shop or whatever, but um, he texted her saying she can't go to dinner and Georgina is obviously watching all this go down.
41:37
[SPEAKER_00]: So she probably knows not already.
41:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan kind of turns a corner and he sees Ash or making out with someone, but not just any someone.
41:47
[SPEAKER_00]: He can't tell who it is exactly.
41:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone in Carke's.
41:51
[SPEAKER_00]: a man and probably bright purple tights okay so it was not her it was a man and khakis and he was doing the Kyle Cook kiss which is two hands on the shoulders
42:03
[SPEAKER_00]: because yeah, Kyle, I'm sorry, Kyle, we want to like have our glamour magazine New York Yankees kind of moment for you.
42:11
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, well, I might go get a can for you.
42:13
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's in all of this.
42:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I think we have to make our kissing so it's a little sexier.
42:18
[SPEAKER_00]: While maybe maybe in a booth in Carbone, it's dark.
42:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a too long pick personally.
42:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Do it it's all far.
42:25
[SPEAKER_00]: And then people will be like, oh my god, this is his way of investing in the company.
42:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
42:28
[SPEAKER_00]: You couldn't even do that, are you kidding?
42:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you're so married, and I just want to, that's a really important point coming.
42:38
[SPEAKER_00]: They are still married.
42:39
[SPEAKER_00]: They are so married.
42:40
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's kind of fun to be like West is living with Kyle's wife, because that's a truth.
42:45
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, so yeah, so we don't really know where that was.
42:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, you know, so he was, that's certainly the main thing we're mad about.
42:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, actually, I literally don't care if there is overlap.
42:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, I don't give a fuck about Kyle Cook's feelings.
42:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
42:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I do not care if she cheated on him and if I can be good for her until I find out who is West.
43:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
43:02
[SPEAKER_00]: What was it?
43:03
[SPEAKER_00]: About that timeline is what you're doing with Sierra.
43:05
[SPEAKER_00]: If it was Jesse, if she for some reason was with Jesse.
43:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
43:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Kurt, I mean, you just sent me a thing.
43:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see what they did.
43:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Never mind.
43:15
[SPEAKER_00]: If it's something else.
43:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously, if you and I haven't really gotten to get into the summer house stuff yet, so we just keep going on these changes, so we will stick to it.
43:23
[SPEAKER_00]: But okay, so Lily is talking to the wedding planner about seeding charts and roof a shows up, and this could have been a phone call, but it needs a mother's advice.
43:36
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost like he was able to hack into her G-Cow and saw that this was the day that she had planned.
43:42
[SPEAKER_00]: He got into her cozy and was like, okay, wedding dress fitting.
43:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
43:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Throw back.
43:47
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't get the cozy text anymore because I do.
43:49
[SPEAKER_00]: for our mom.
43:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
43:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Guys, what I've been cozy is, I don't see OZ-eye.
43:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I've gotten one like a decade.
43:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I still got them.
43:59
[SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy.
44:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And I get them, and it's always a shock, because, okay, cozy was like this family planning service or something where you could put in everybody's birthdays, and it would like send out text reminders to people, which is actually great.
44:12
[SPEAKER_00]: But what happens is it sends a reminder like two weeks ahead, so it'll be like,
44:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Stevens birthday and I like think I like missed it and it'll be like, oh, no, his birthday's in two weeks.
44:21
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like like, yeah, they were always like two weeks ahead.
44:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but anyway, but I still got them.
44:27
[SPEAKER_00]: But then I got on this had goose's birthday at midnight on my birthday.
44:32
[SPEAKER_00]: So like, what's out of you there?
44:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Rufus is joining Lily on some errands.
44:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Dan's leaving school back to the real story.
44:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Dan's leaving school in the seas ashore.
44:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, yo, got a minute.
44:42
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, what is the plan here?
44:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
44:46
[SPEAKER_00]: How do you think this is going to go?
44:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Can't just be like, hey, dude, you're gay.
44:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Like you like make Jacobs and you for you can't be like dad you're gay, you can't do it unless it's Eric Dane is like no, I'm a keep nist.
45:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a keep nist actually There's a lot of different.
45:04
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually and make make those dad you're gay You had to deal with it in like a really weird You couldn't deal with it and that kind of came out and really weird place
45:18
[SPEAKER_00]: So funny.
45:19
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, did you see Jacob awardee and Kendall Jenner are dating?
45:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I know they've been trying to like, I've been seeing so many can look in blinds, but that's I know.
45:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey Kendall.
45:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Whoa.
45:30
[SPEAKER_00]: What makes sense to me?
45:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw a tweet that was a picture of Kendall with I just a few of her exes and it said this is what they meant when they talk about greed.
45:41
[SPEAKER_00]: It's always like, no, that's actually true.
45:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, imagine Timmy and Jacob are up for apparently Kylie sat them up and Oscar together, sister.
45:52
[SPEAKER_00]: They're sitting next to each other.
45:53
[SPEAKER_00]: The sisters get to sit next to each other at the all sisters are holding hands with their movie star.
45:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're holding hands with their super long skinny witch fingers and and both of their men lose.
46:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Like this is never how we before but try they both won and also this impressioners in the back like and this has never happened before The winner for best supporting actor is Kylie Jenner in the moment Give it to her some of her best work I mean I'm sorry the best part of the movie.
46:30
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the best part of the movie.
46:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm excited She said she wants to do more acting.
46:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like bring it on and I won't call me girl Would you say
46:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I want comedy, she's funny as fuck dude like she's she's in our training.
46:44
[SPEAKER_00]: I love her anyways All right, so Dan's like hey, can we talk and he's a boy?
46:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a lunch day with your sister and like you have school But Dan's like by the way, saw you this morning kissing that guy And he's shocked and doesn't react super cool.
46:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my Dan We couldn't have slept on this one Yeah, exactly.
47:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say Dan is actually pretty nice about it because Ash is immediately like
47:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want you fucking my sister that like that's the only thing like I don't give a fuck and yeah, he is isn't saying or call me queer Who don't know how queer I am?
47:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so clear that I'm gonna pop your sister's cherry tonight
47:24
[SPEAKER_00]: This is like another one you know you're queer because this is how you know or this is the kind of dialogue that would be in like a PSA for like oh my homophobic and then at the end it would be like a celebrity with the duct tape and like the no hate
47:41
[SPEAKER_00]: she has exactly exactly oh my god so Dan tries to fight him naturally and Johnny walks up and is like get the hell away from my boyfriend and then we get I mean instant like an instant classic from Little Jay Danny you need to say to me you can say in front of my peeps she literally said that anything anything you need to say to me you can say in front of my boyfriend
48:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, she accidentally calls him her husband.
48:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Make he's been your boyfriend for 24 hours, girl.
48:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, anything that you can say and make and say everyone might be as literally trying to do.
48:23
[SPEAKER_00]: She raises everything.
48:24
[SPEAKER_00]: She raises everything.
48:25
[SPEAKER_00]: You see, there's a, there's a, there's a Sharpie ring.
48:28
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, yeah, we're, yeah, there's actually a tattoo bar at the party.
48:31
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're going to get freaking dotted for life.
48:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we are.
48:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's, it's the real thing, Dan, and how do you?
48:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And you, I know what know anything about that, because like Serena doesn't really love you, but it doesn't really love you.
48:44
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't know like it's just more impressive for like me to be dating him than for you to be dating her and I don't expect you to get that So Dan's like look your boyfriend's not being honest with you, and then Ash was like, you know what, Jenny?
48:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you should come to the country house this weekend, and we should freaking do it.
48:59
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't say that but he might as well and he's like damn it's just like a mad because Dan thought we were moving too fast Jenny was you're just jealous because Ash or is everything you want to be
49:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Cheney can we really in a little bit like I hate watching you right now.
49:14
[SPEAKER_00]: It's literally like making my skin crawl And she says this and like Blair would actually spit in your face.
49:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair would dump yo play on yo head if she or do say this because Johnny says Even you should know that jealousy clashes with LL bean pants And then they make a good real life
49:36
[SPEAKER_00]: like that.
49:38
[SPEAKER_00]: So, um, and so then we run the steps of the met with Serena and Blair.
49:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, sorry.
49:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair is pissed off.
49:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Is there a way?
49:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Can we just have a freaking Geno tonight?
49:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Serena's like girl.
49:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't.
49:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got family game.
49:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I am like Serena.
50:01
[SPEAKER_00]: One of you ever
50:06
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
50:06
[SPEAKER_00]: It is kind of like, it is kind of interesting.
50:09
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why she's doing this.
50:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe just because now like, they're all, they don't have as much time to do this.
50:15
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like precious.
50:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
50:16
[SPEAKER_00]: So then Dan comes up and he is like, girls, I'm just so worried about my little sis.
50:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so worried about my kids.
50:24
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm going to do about her and her gay boyfriend.
50:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair's like, listen down all that matter to Johnny right now or the four G's.
50:35
[SPEAKER_00]: And last month, Dan quick hands like like he like does a heel clock in the midst of the Met steps.
50:44
[SPEAKER_00]: He says he'll click because not only does he have his good is grand idea, but also he's like Gossip Girl still freaking got it.
50:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he goes, thank you, the Lair, and she's like, like the fuck, and then immediately we get a gossip girl last month of 4G's.
51:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Literally, he's like, well, I can do that.
51:04
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a picture of Pam Fields and Jale with his face photoshopped onto his eye blade.
51:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Rupus and Lillia are having champagne while she again tries on wedding dresses.
51:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And it honestly seems like Rupus didn't register.
51:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, where the hell are we when I saw these white dresses?
51:22
[SPEAKER_00]: It seems like Rupus, Rupus, isn't realized where they aren't till he sees Lillia in the wedding dress.
51:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, okay, you're dumb.
51:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, okay, you're dumb.
51:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Rupus is saying he feels bad because he read Jenny's email and I'm like,
51:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, welcome to the club.
51:37
[SPEAKER_00]: And Lily's like, well, you can't be too concerned about her privacy when her well-being is at stake.
51:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, you know what?
51:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Lily is a gun.
51:44
[SPEAKER_00]: A good mom.
51:45
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a good mom.
51:46
[SPEAKER_00]: 100% she is.
51:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And if this is like, well, I know Serena went through a similar phase.
51:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, keep her name out of your mouth.
51:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Your mouth, old man.
51:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, lost up rocks, our man.
51:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And Lily is like, if Serena's in discretion's recipe, if Jenny's, I wouldn't have needed the Botox.
52:06
[SPEAKER_00]: And she gets a good advice.
52:07
[SPEAKER_00]: She says you just have to trust that you've done your job.
52:10
[SPEAKER_00]: She'll come back to you.
52:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And he does.
52:13
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she goes to put on the dress.
52:15
[SPEAKER_00]: And she... Oh wait, Charles, what's on her?
52:18
[SPEAKER_00]: bracelet first.
52:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, the dress was later.
52:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I jumped the gun on that.
52:22
[SPEAKER_00]: She points out this like insane diamond bracelet and then refuses like let me put it on her.
52:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like first of all, no, let the, let the person who's selling, let the jeweler put it on her.
52:31
[SPEAKER_00]: It's, but you're Grammy that'll don't tell us fingers.
52:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't tell your call us fingers.
52:36
[SPEAKER_00]: You get to wear it.
52:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
52:39
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll slip right through your guitar string indentations.
52:42
[SPEAKER_00]: It's dainty.
52:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so he puts it on her and I'm like, you're
52:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, thank you.
52:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And we gotta go.
52:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me go blast.
52:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
52:51
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's a foul.
52:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously, Asher, what you go, go for it.
52:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I just, I do have this one written down.
52:56
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
52:56
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't.
52:58
[SPEAKER_00]: This just in Asher Horne's B spotted locking lips before class, but not with his girlfriend.
53:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Looks like gentlemen, don't prefer blondes.
53:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Little J, they prefer other gentlemen.
53:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Dan, chill, how he really should be tri-ash or horny.
53:19
[SPEAKER_00]: He really, Dan took that, that L.O.
53:22
[SPEAKER_00]: being comment to heart real bad.
53:24
[SPEAKER_00]: He was like, okay, son.
53:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, anything I can say to you, I can say run your wife and son.
53:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I do want to say to Asher, if you are so, so nervous and so agitated about people thinking or knowing that you're gay.
53:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are you making a story with someone in the corner of the street in front of the school?
53:44
[SPEAKER_00]: No, that's my question, too.
53:47
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, was this a cry for help?
53:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you want to get caught?
53:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Just admit it.
53:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you didn't even know that's what you wanted.
53:53
[SPEAKER_00]: And we can skip you calling your boyfriend the F slur later.
53:56
[SPEAKER_00]: How about that?
53:56
[SPEAKER_00]: I would love to have I would love if you didn't say that on front of my peeps.
54:01
[SPEAKER_00]: God has something you actually can all say in front of my peeps for me.
54:03
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
54:04
[SPEAKER_00]: And anything you cannot say to me, you cannot say in front of my peeps.
54:07
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's he's giving Finn in that one scene with Kurt.
54:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
54:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that was a little hurt.
54:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Her dad comes down.
54:16
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't say that word in my house.
54:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's so good.
54:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, that's that scene.
54:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's why, like, hey, you guys can show me all you want, but that show was fire.
54:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, Lena Donaldm came back around.
54:29
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
54:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Glee will make it, glee, glee lives on and very specific corners of the internet, but lucky for me that way I live.
54:38
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm there.
54:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm also a not corner of the internet.
54:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I might have to watch this.
54:42
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a fun crazy hazel ghost.
54:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Now you know how it, there's a hudgeon's feels.
54:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you insinuating the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from the Zachary Bulls from
55:13
[SPEAKER_00]: My notes right now.
55:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Zac Efron.
55:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Gay.
55:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, it's shocking.
55:19
[SPEAKER_00]: You will get it tomorrow.
55:20
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, holy shit.
55:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Zac Efron's gay.
55:22
[SPEAKER_00]: You start spreading that rumor.
55:24
[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't realize that was an over the podcast.
55:26
[SPEAKER_00]: You're absolutely fucked up right now, aren't you?
55:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
55:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
55:31
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
55:33
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Jenny sees Blair and says, low blow.
55:35
[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair, wasn't me.
55:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Wish it was.
55:39
[SPEAKER_00]: That's so good.
55:41
[SPEAKER_00]: She has killing me this episode.
55:43
[SPEAKER_00]: She is not wonderful and funny and entertaining to watch all the time.
55:47
[SPEAKER_00]: But I do like when she's kind of like on the bench.
55:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she's not on offense or defense.
55:52
[SPEAKER_00]: She's just like being funny like this.
55:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Like yes.
55:55
[SPEAKER_00]: wasn't me, wish it was.
55:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it me or a wish it was?
55:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I know as she just in motion.
56:01
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't even stop just walking.
56:03
[SPEAKER_00]: So good.
56:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Sister reading gets a call from the concierge of the palace.
56:06
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a delivery from Virginia Sparks.
56:08
[SPEAKER_00]: She's going to get it off for school and Dan over here is and she still won't tell him what's going on.
56:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Blair walks up.
56:15
[SPEAKER_00]: So he needed to say, okay, Mr. Dorman, do not let that thing out of your sight.
56:20
[SPEAKER_00]: She says, Mr. Dormann, no, uh, she does say that's do not let that pass for me, who not let that package out of your sight.
56:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, he's now, if I'm not man, I'm opening it.
56:34
[SPEAKER_00]: So my remarks up, she says, Dan Humphrey, just the person I hate to say I was looking for year dirty because she thinks that he outed Asher and he's like, she says, how did you
56:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't do eyes girly.
56:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw it on the show.
56:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I walked off the steps of the school the day and put on my rainbow colored glasses and I saw it.
56:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I said pride is all around if you're looking.
57:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, just great.
57:03
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, did you just march with me?
57:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, just when I get home, just when I get freaking to school from the woman's march, I got to put on my rainbow pen and go to the, go to the pride parade.
57:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh great.
57:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I literally haven't slept because I was throwing tomatoes at a public and congressman's home home.
57:19
[SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
57:20
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a great time.
57:21
[SPEAKER_00]: You look at his schedule.
57:22
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to schedule.
57:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like to make it on the beginning.
57:25
[SPEAKER_00]: He's taking the Amtrak down a DC for the weekend.
57:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
57:29
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a hand-copy in my heart.
57:30
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a hand-copy in himself to the Supreme Court building.
57:34
[SPEAKER_00]: And then going back to school in the morning and leaving.
57:38
[SPEAKER_00]: He is like the whole time.
57:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And not in many ways is a metaphor.
57:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so he's like, no Blair get this.
57:46
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw him locking lips with a guy and Blair is like, well, let's freaking prove it.
57:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd like to get them to break up.
57:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Even though I did love dare when it comes around, I didn't enjoy that because I love an enemies to lovers.
57:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think that I liked that they kind of match each other's intellect.
58:01
[SPEAKER_00]: It felt like, yeah, like they're both really smart.
58:04
[SPEAKER_00]: But let's freak.
58:08
[SPEAKER_00]: totally say it.
58:09
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you can say freak.
58:11
[SPEAKER_00]: They might kinda lose freak.
58:12
[SPEAKER_00]: That's fine.
58:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I know what I love if they had gone into more of an Austin and Crowell Madison look for a relationship for Dan and Blair.
58:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like they do.
58:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I would know, but I mean, I wish, honestly, I was she in the relationship.
58:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I wish he actually said, get this guy wish was actually they have lobster.
58:36
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, we can't get that with, unfortunately.
58:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't get it down the road down the road.
58:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, anyway, but I know what you're saying.
58:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, what's the deal with Katie Holmes?
58:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Because she's also catching a straight here.
58:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair is like, it's your brotherly duty to save her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.
58:55
[SPEAKER_00]: didn't she also did a man that was out of it she she must have i don't know who okay okay i don't want to prove boyfriend gay question okay hey you i don't make that no please haha i'm imagining someone break into your house right now and seeing this no pot open by the way um this is just my my mother note and it's not real
59:17
[SPEAKER_00]: They find out they're like, you know what she got some shit to figure out.
59:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I should not touch this.
59:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I should not touch this and actually I was never here
59:28
[SPEAKER_00]: So Dan and Blair are going to team up and she says motive is irrelevant as long as our end game is the same and I just can't because Annie is equal.
59:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't want Jenny to get hurt and I'm like really then you should have thought about that before the gossip grow blast you fucking piece of shit.
59:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and you should have maybe thought through how you were going to approach the whole thing with a little bit.
59:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And how that's going to motivate Jenny by the way, because if you think Jenny hungry is just going down the night of her first party.
59:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I don't think so honey.
59:56
[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't.
59:58
[SPEAKER_00]: We're back with her, but similarly, he tells her about the surprise party and really is like, are you out of your freaking board?
1:00:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would you do that?
1:00:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would you do that?
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she comes out in her wedding dress and he like, it's awkward because he's like basically brought to tears.
1:00:13
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, oh, you hate it and say, well, what does it matter?
1:00:15
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you think?
1:00:16
[SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, you girls.
1:00:17
[SPEAKER_00]: That's just, see you in it.
1:00:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, obviously, dude.
1:00:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously.
1:00:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, it's giving me an all parent trap, but if the dad set up the parent trap for himself.
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, oh my god, yes.
1:00:32
[SPEAKER_00]: And honestly, Rufus kind of has a little bit of the, that look.
1:00:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess you're pissed off of me for saying it.
1:00:40
[SPEAKER_00]: I am, I am, because no, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm
1:00:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, sorry, you can't compare them to Dennis Quaid in the parent job.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm sorry.
1:01:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually shouldn't have done that.
1:01:06
[SPEAKER_00]: I should have not have done that.
1:01:07
[SPEAKER_00]: So didn't start in Natasha Richardson?
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes.
1:01:11
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
1:01:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Who I did think was Princess Diana and Sally Bowles well into my genius.
1:01:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Sally Bowles in the movie, right?
1:01:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I did know that.
1:01:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:01:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Without a comment.
1:01:28
[SPEAKER_00]: So Serena runs by Jenny and she's like, by the way, I can't come to the party tonight.
1:01:32
[SPEAKER_00]: And then the girls are like, by the way, Jenny, she's like, we're still not Serena is Serena runs by.
1:01:36
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh, which one of you by the way, but me and you give this to all day.
1:01:39
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a random bug.
1:01:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's a random bug.
1:01:43
[SPEAKER_00]: If you know what's good for you, you'll be an option.
1:01:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she's like, we actually, I don't know which one you won.
1:01:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a buy flag too.
1:01:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you can pass it on to Asher?
1:01:53
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh my god, I don't know why I'm never in it.
1:01:58
[SPEAKER_00]: So, the girls like so gen-yem.
1:02:01
[SPEAKER_00]: have you fucked your gay boyfriend and she's like, get it um, I don't want to say it and they're like, oh, well, if you don't tell us, we're just going to think that he only likes guys she's like, okay, well, is that why we went to third, again, doesn't blink.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a media she and she has a lot of a liar, at least it's like you went to third, she says no, he did.
1:02:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, relax, Jenny.
1:02:26
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like 14 years old.
1:02:29
[SPEAKER_00]: It's too much.
1:02:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you even know what that is?
1:02:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you even know what that is, Jenny?
1:02:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope not, but obviously she does.
1:02:36
[SPEAKER_00]: So we go into Blair's room.
1:02:38
[SPEAKER_00]: She says whoever said that money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
1:02:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Isabel went into the guy's locker room and stole Asherson's phone and brought it to Blair.
1:02:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And so now she, and then she selects all of his emails and texts and has a lot of stuff for email.
1:02:54
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is what I was doing it like her.
1:02:55
[SPEAKER_00]: She, Mona and Spencer are the big three.
1:02:58
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and Georgina's not even there.
1:03:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, it's, she's, she's just a little messy with it.
1:03:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she doesn't Alice and Mona hybrid.
1:03:11
[SPEAKER_00]: She's not thinking through everything.
1:03:13
[SPEAKER_00]: She's sort of like, one of those, she's been joining in.
1:03:15
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she's like figuring out how to like go from there rather than Blair who's like, I've got the full plan.
1:03:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like, there's one of those venn diagrams.
1:03:23
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like three circles.
1:03:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:03:26
[SPEAKER_00]: And we can kind of fill that up with these girls.
1:03:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you actually think and note about that?
1:03:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'll make it a social media graphic.
1:03:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and then I was also going to say very niche, very niche, one more thing about all this, oh, it does go to show what at different time it was that like there's a world in which Ashard doesn't realize his phone is missing.
1:03:51
[SPEAKER_00]: for a considerable amount of time.
1:03:52
[SPEAKER_00]: You're right when he gets his phone back at the party.
1:03:55
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not, he's not like having a, he's like, oh my god, he's at first.
1:04:00
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost like he could have been like, oh, you must have dropped it.
1:04:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
1:04:04
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to go to you found it.
1:04:05
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like that.
1:04:07
[SPEAKER_00]: So speaking of Ashur, Jenny shows up to his house early.
1:04:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And she immediately starts giving him lips.
1:04:13
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, let's freaking do it.
1:04:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's have Ranoxx right here right now.
1:04:19
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is crazy because I'm like, Jenny, did you just forget?
1:04:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, did you have an agreement?
1:04:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Because he's acting like you both knew this.
1:04:28
[SPEAKER_00]: He really did.
1:04:29
[SPEAKER_00]: This is just like, isn't what we do.
1:04:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm holding up my end of the bargain.
1:04:33
[SPEAKER_00]: He says that before she says, oh, I know, but in then she's like, I really can face her and like, I don't see him saying that.
1:04:39
[SPEAKER_00]: If I had him up, Johnny, I don't know, you know what I mean, like, genuine, like in her.
1:04:46
[SPEAKER_00]: I agree, because she is, like he, I don't think he would have approached it the way that he does if they had an already talked about it.
1:04:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
1:04:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And let's see, just like,
1:04:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't know.
1:05:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I don't.
1:05:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have told her and that like Jen is an honest, but also, I mean, then it's like, I don't, I don't think he thinks that.
1:05:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I also, he clearly wants to present himself as masculine, so it's not like he would expect Jenny to read it off of him.
1:05:14
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's so we, and also like you flipped out earlier about this.
1:05:19
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like now for you to be like, oh, no, and also like don't think Jenny's going to feel a little bit scorned by you for right now.
1:05:26
[SPEAKER_00]: You tell her that you're gay and you expect her to continue to keep the secret for you.
1:05:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, and then actually you're going to insult her really badly in a second.
1:05:33
[SPEAKER_00]: He's you're Jenny Humphrey from Brooklyn.
1:05:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I give you access.
1:05:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you really think someone from my world would date someone from yours?
1:05:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I think he even said someone like you, which is worse.
1:05:49
[SPEAKER_00]: He says, do you really think someone like me would just date someone like you?
1:05:54
[SPEAKER_00]: The just is also like, oh, it's just in it and like Jenny's eyes.
1:06:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And it is like this moment where it's like, she's been such a little brat.
1:06:03
[SPEAKER_00]: It's such a little beoch.
1:06:04
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just wanted to be like freaking take a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge and go home.
1:06:09
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I've been wanting to say to her.
1:06:12
[SPEAKER_00]: But it is like, I still see Cindy Luhu when her eyes bring up a tears and I'm just like, I feel in this moment, girly and it is hard.
1:06:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, actually never mind.
1:06:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I have not been in this moment where where this is how it goes, but I have certainly been in a, I call it late, the lady bird effect.
1:06:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
1:06:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I've lived it.
1:06:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, of course.
1:06:35
[SPEAKER_00]: That is such an epic scene.
1:06:37
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, everyone just picture Sarsh Aronan.
1:06:41
[SPEAKER_00]: She's dating the lead of the soul play.
1:06:43
[SPEAKER_00]: They have like the cast party at like, she has her own thing.
1:06:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Applebees.
1:06:48
[SPEAKER_00]: She goes into the bathroom, finds him making out another way for the show in the stall.
1:06:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I am like, okay, is this a gender neutral bathroom in an Applebees?
1:06:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Why'd you go in there?
1:06:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, does he have like,
1:07:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe, but he's getting busy.
1:07:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I got to rewatch.
1:07:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, he's so fucking good.
1:07:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
1:07:08
[SPEAKER_00]: It's so anyway, those ones that just hurts hurt so good.
1:07:14
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, she, he, she's like, you've been so nice to me.
1:07:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, yeah, I'm going to keep being nice and nothing has to change.
1:07:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Just don't fucking blow it.
1:07:20
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, don't try and, and don't try to blow me and don't, and if you try to blow me, I will freak.
1:07:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I will freak.
1:07:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I know never forgot it for the last year for your life.
1:07:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell everyone, something, a freak.
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, we should put the room or stress ones and for all.
1:07:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And with tears in her eyes, she says, what do you want me to do?
1:07:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's a B-Vortine.
1:07:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we go to the palace and Serena is in her room and she is opening Georgina's package.
1:07:53
[SPEAKER_00]: And she looks at whatever it is in private.
1:07:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And we get a note.
1:07:58
[SPEAKER_00]: God, do you have it?
1:07:59
[SPEAKER_00]: S. Memories fade.
1:08:02
[SPEAKER_00]: The video is forever.
1:08:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Very pretty that alias have her because she has sealed it with a kiss with a red lipstick mark.
1:08:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's a little flash drive.
1:08:12
[SPEAKER_00]: A little flash drive, remember those?
1:08:14
[SPEAKER_00]: So Serena plugs into her computer and we hear, we don't see anything, but we hear Georgina essentially tricking somebody into taping Serena without her knowledge and then we hear Serena come in and they say, how is the shepherd wedding?
1:08:28
[SPEAKER_00]: So we know that like moments ago, this is probably the absolute worst night of Serena's life because moments ago she hooked up with Nate on the bar after the shepherd wedding.
1:08:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we start to hear sounds that sound like this is a sex tape of some kind.
1:08:43
[SPEAKER_00]: And she immediately rips the flash drive out hides it on a sandwich.
1:08:47
[SPEAKER_00]: She hides it pretty well for it to just be found later.
1:08:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she stuffs it into the pocket of her jeans like in a drawer.
1:08:55
[SPEAKER_00]: What goes to show how well Georgina and Serena know each other.
1:08:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
1:09:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Or how well Georgina knows it.
1:09:02
[SPEAKER_00]: But it doesn't Georgina have it later at the
1:09:07
[SPEAKER_00]: at the coffee shop.
1:09:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she probably has a copy.
1:09:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
1:09:11
[SPEAKER_00]: I forgot Lily found out.
1:09:12
[SPEAKER_00]: It just lilyens up finding it later.
1:09:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't think it happened in the shop.
1:09:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's how she yeah.
1:09:19
[SPEAKER_00]: So speaking of Lily, Lily comes home.
1:09:21
[SPEAKER_00]: My serena's leaving.
1:09:22
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, oh, you're not going anywhere.
1:09:24
[SPEAKER_00]: If you invite an old friend to our family dinner, then I expect you to stay and eat and Georgina Luxon.
1:09:28
[SPEAKER_00]: And I am confused by this next time because Lily goes, oh, you know, like I've always loved Georgina and it seems genuine, but I'm also like there's no way you're not associating Georgina with who's Serena was like, what's that you, you know what I mean, like, do you think I mean, I feel like that good of like an Adi Haskell type, no, and she's also, I mean, she doesn't have that like permanent proper.
1:09:51
[SPEAKER_00]: No, like she does dinner, it's just like it would come off as annoying to parents.
1:09:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like yes, I think so I think mom would see through Georgina and literally and we never and we never actually be allowed to speak to her again.
1:10:04
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, she'd be like, is Georgina going to be there?
1:10:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Like anywhere we touch.
1:10:08
[SPEAKER_00]: But then you can't go.
1:10:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And you're not going.
1:10:11
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like that girl.
1:10:12
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you she is bad news.
1:10:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Have some more.
1:10:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Take a look around.
1:10:16
[SPEAKER_00]: And then when it comes to anywhere, news, news,
1:10:20
[SPEAKER_00]: you're not gonna.
1:10:22
[SPEAKER_00]: She is bad and news.
1:10:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Mom does like the same effect as the philash with a new, I know.
1:10:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know what I mean?
1:10:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I was in a lot of things.
1:10:33
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but your mom said no.
1:10:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Mom's led to as long as the eyes before the no.
1:10:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you have mom also like hates her like she's like and I've never say home, but like she knows how all the time She's a big culprit of the home.
1:10:48
[SPEAKER_00]: She says how all the time her and Lily, they've got their little big Eety little Eety back to get away when it's just them in the house.
1:10:57
[SPEAKER_00]: It is full of no manners, no manners of anywhere
1:11:00
[SPEAKER_00]: We are talking with our mouths full.
1:11:04
[SPEAKER_00]: We're having prison food every night.
1:11:06
[SPEAKER_00]: We're watching our shows and we are being absolutely all mannered.
1:11:10
[SPEAKER_00]: We are being so proud of us.
1:11:13
[SPEAKER_00]: So if someone says something huh?
1:11:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I know, and it's like, I was a lot of say, oh, anyway, so Jenny's getting ready for her party and when you get another regards of girl blast talking about asher taking Jenny's virginity and Dan will say this is fucking true.
1:11:31
[SPEAKER_00]: She goes, it's private, Dan is in dance in the bedroom with the garage door open in his music.
1:11:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:11:39
[SPEAKER_00]: and Jenny exactly and Jenny's like I haven't even fucking seen it yet to it like just went live But she says it's private which is funny because Jenny or Ash are sent it in and then Dan And like he was you guys are all like that that spider man me where they're all like pointing at each other and Dan's like listen Jenny
1:12:02
[SPEAKER_00]: the man's queer.
1:12:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I saw him kissing a dude.
1:12:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw him kissing a dude.
1:12:07
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, oh my god, you're the one who sent Goths of Girl that tip.
1:12:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, yeah, I'm also the posted it.
1:12:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:12:14
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually, he's like, he's like, no Jenny, I didn't send it in, but I freaking wrote it and posted it.
1:12:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't have to send it in.
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a one way line of communication
1:12:32
[SPEAKER_00]: not quite there yet.
1:12:36
[SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny has got some girl and not gossip guy because like again.
1:12:41
[SPEAKER_00]: He's one of us really want to know.
1:12:47
[SPEAKER_00]: What did you stand?
1:12:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I was saying because he was a woman.
1:12:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Or you know what?
1:12:52
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's because Dan's actually he's a really good guy, but he's a fucking misogynist.
1:12:56
[SPEAKER_00]: He's exactly.
1:12:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Of course, kind of
1:13:00
[SPEAKER_00]: But girls sure say, well, you sure freaking do Jan, oh my god, are you a girl.
1:13:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I cracked it.
1:13:07
[SPEAKER_00]: You're freaking Danielle anyway.
1:13:10
[SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny's like, I actually knew about it the entire time and maybe I was using him.
1:13:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's again, by the way, since you're sending tips into gossip girl.
1:13:21
[SPEAKER_00]: You're in the game with a rest of us top acting like you're too good for it.
1:13:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, yeah, Dan.
1:13:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you clocked out.
1:13:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm with Little J on this one.
1:13:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Little bit.
1:13:28
[SPEAKER_00]: And so, then we go to the dinner and Blair is calling Serena and Serena's like, girl, I got a fucking go.
1:13:37
[SPEAKER_00]: G-t-t-g. Click and Blair is like, it is giving Spencer, finding realizing that as far as I.
1:13:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she's like, you have exactly and Georgina's like, how is snow white, which I don't really got up.
1:13:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't get it either.
1:13:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was mean.
1:13:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was a mean thing to say about it.
1:13:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess she does kind of look like snow white and snow white always wears the headband.
1:13:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
1:13:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Georgina says,
1:14:02
[SPEAKER_00]: But they started to talk about the engagement in Georgina as like you guys all look so happy and it's at this point of the dinner where we hear Kyle Richard say we were all so happy that day.
1:14:16
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost unimaginable what come next.
1:14:20
[SPEAKER_00]: because we're doing a such an epic line.
1:14:23
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like it was 9-11, I think it was not like it was 9-11, I think it was not like it was 9-11, I think that would be a great help.
1:14:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you would house, right dinner?
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, was it 9-11?
1:14:39
[SPEAKER_00]: It was 9-11, 2011, 2011, 2011.
1:14:45
[SPEAKER_00]: to be put in my thick cigarette and I'm like, and by the way, your husband will never emotionally fulfill you.
1:14:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Have a little flashbacks, yeah?
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm like, jury, collarer gun.
1:14:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, great.
1:14:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Carolina's added a full 10 seconds of work to my added in.
1:15:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Leave it, leave it, girl.
1:15:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
1:15:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and that's poor.
1:15:06
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I beefed it a couple of weeks ago.
1:15:09
[SPEAKER_00]: You've left it before in the box.
1:15:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I have, but you always get mad at me.
1:15:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And then like, you don't always fix it, so it's like, are you any mad at me tomorrow?
1:15:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I don't think.
1:15:18
[SPEAKER_00]: As I've written now, probably not, but we'll see how I guess are so the night goes.
1:15:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, so Georgina says they all look so happy and then she says you have Mr. Bass, Serena has Dan and Eric has a boyfriend Or I think she even puts Eric in the middle like she really brushes over it and it's at the end
1:15:39
[SPEAKER_00]: in Eric, like drops his silverware onto his plate.
1:15:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Later on, she's like, what, oh my god.
1:15:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And then it's like, it's like too full.
1:15:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Because she's like, oh, I didn't know it was a secret.
1:15:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's implying that she didn't know that the boy from was a secret, but that of course, everybody knew Eric was gay.
1:15:53
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I just saw them kissing him for an upstairs entrance for the whole world to see, which is true.
1:15:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she says, don't be embarrassed.
1:15:58
[SPEAKER_00]: He is a hot piece.
1:16:01
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really like shut the fuck up.
1:16:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't call my brother guy ever again ever again.
1:16:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Look, I know Lily has a great reaction later, but to be honest.
1:16:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is kind of a character.
1:16:14
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but I also doesn't feel like authentic to her.
1:16:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
1:16:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I honestly know that she's like obsessed with status and you know things like that, but this just doesn't feel like something that she would really care about.
1:16:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Because she says, this isn't making any sense because that would mean that Eric is, and he's not, are you?
1:16:34
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's, it is like,
1:16:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if for her and like this is me trying to rationalize this and like honestly or she does have like a good response.
1:16:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she handles, she like makes up for this well.
1:16:48
[SPEAKER_00]: But it doesn't take her two and a half seasons like it took Pam Fields.
1:16:52
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
1:16:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she immediately feels like shit about this, but I genuinely think like in her mind she's been in such like protect
1:17:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Eric, can they she's like from himself and from like the court of public opinion was like oh great is this another thing that could put him that's in the Master and I feel like she's just like oh my god like
1:17:13
[SPEAKER_00]: And like she says as much later, when she's like, I just want you to have everything you want.
1:17:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I want your life to be easy and like, you know, that's what it is.
1:17:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, that's an understandable feeling for a parent to have.
1:17:26
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're both, they both handle it well.
1:17:29
[SPEAKER_00]: And it kind of seems like Eric, like honestly, he doesn't really give a fuck.
1:17:33
[SPEAKER_00]: What is mom thinks about it?
1:17:34
[SPEAKER_00]: It seems like like he's just like,
1:17:36
[SPEAKER_00]: whatever, but he's so, I mean, I think his meds are working.
1:17:40
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I was going to say the same thing.
1:17:41
[SPEAKER_00]: He's giving away.
1:17:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it.
1:17:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw this video that was like, um, how I know the, or no, someone commented and was like, what's your dosage?
1:17:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I love her dosage because she like, I will fill something on herself and she doesn't react and I have moments like that.
1:17:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Frequently, we're like, something will have like, I will drop something and break it in a million pieces.
1:18:01
[SPEAKER_00]: And like I did that recently and I literally just like looked at it.
1:18:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like which is kind of unthinkable.
1:18:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm sort of a freak out, but but I'm on the right meds.
1:18:14
[SPEAKER_00]: So if I'm freaking out it means you weren't it means you deserve it.
1:18:18
[SPEAKER_00]: But so Eric starts to answer and then really kind of gets upset and he storms off and Serena yells it, which I am a good Serena.
1:18:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Like how does back?
1:18:24
[SPEAKER_00]: She yells it.
1:18:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Lily she yells it for Gina and then we go to the Brooklyn loft.
1:18:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And Jenny is leaving and reminds her of this about choir practice.
1:18:36
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I'm just going to choir practice, but she's holding a bag with like, I'm like, Jenny, I think we need to think about what I'll go and go and get it on your way down.
1:18:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Or just a love fucking Vanessa Abrams and go out the fire escape.
1:18:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly exactly.
1:18:52
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to be in trouble regardless.
1:18:54
[SPEAKER_00]: So like why don't you just fully.
1:18:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And you want to see you love a little shock value.
1:18:57
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm shocked you didn't like choose that.
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Rufus is like, look, I know about the party and then he gets her bag and takes the dress out.
1:19:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just like, the, what happens next is crazy because Jenny's like, well, you would have said no.
1:19:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm throwing this party and Rufus is like, we'll go ahead and call Ash her and it's like same thing as last episode where it's like, what do you mean you didn't already cancel?
1:19:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
1:19:17
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, call right now and tell me not coming and Jenny, this is, this party's crazy.
1:19:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Jenny starts to leave and Rufus is like, if you leave, she says, you're what?
1:19:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Do what?
1:19:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Dad.
1:19:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she's not your little girl.
1:19:30
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't make me do anything.
1:19:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying where's it would never come out of my mouth?
1:19:36
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
1:19:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Can't speak for other people, but like never would come out of my mouth.
1:19:39
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just not my, never.
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Never.
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_00]: And he says, you've already, this line is like such a deadline.
1:19:46
[SPEAKER_00]: You've already lost my trust.
1:19:48
[SPEAKER_00]: You wanna lose my respect too.
1:19:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And Jenny says, Jenny says bet.
1:19:54
[SPEAKER_00]: bet bitch, but no cap and she walks right.
1:19:57
[SPEAKER_00]: She goes type shit and she walk it out.
1:20:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Which, okay, I, sorry.
1:20:01
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the last Bravo tangent.
1:20:03
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll take but sorry Southern hospitality when Charlie's boyfriend now.
1:20:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't think of his name, but when he's like flirting with Mia and his joke all day is like he said type shit one time and it made her laugh and then like he says it all day.
1:20:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, I noticed that too.
1:20:20
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, hot people get a personality challenge.
1:20:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what to tell you.
1:20:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you shouldn't be treated like hot people.
1:20:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's the thing, like, say what you want about Craig, never had all day.
1:20:32
[SPEAKER_00]: That man has a personality.
1:20:34
[SPEAKER_00]: That man has a personality.
1:20:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I will never forget the first one when I actually like fell in love with Craig as like a character because and it was before he did a page.
1:20:42
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like their first winter house together and he like goes up in the room and they're all like hanging out and he like just does like a spin on his heel and he goes Without a cool It's like it just made me love it's like he's so non-strong.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like
1:20:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's made me laugh so are you like you grew up with the girls and let's not pretend he's anything But he's never done exactly he never grew out of that phase that like seven year old boys do But I really exactly that is so by the way, the wizard of Oz there was the ultimate look what I can do kid She comes up to me the other day as I'm sitting and like watching them and I guess what she says
1:21:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I can do it in so many words she goes by the way I'm going to be a singer and actually what's cool is my mom is actually kind of like letting it happen because there's an audition next week for someone who's saying this is our single banner at a wild thing's game and she's like letting me go because it says you can be like literally any age which is cool and I all be an actor and so my mom is also like taking me to professional acting camp for a whole week downtown.
1:21:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, so cool, and then she's like, yep, and she walks away, and then she goes back, and she's like, by the way, I do, and she really gets like back, and she has air sprain her in, and she's spraying in on like one little spot on her head like this close.
1:21:52
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she, like, pulls it away and she's like, I can do, this is like how I do my like back.
1:21:55
[SPEAKER_00]: And I can do a really good one time.
1:21:56
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm actually like a really good Dutch braid, and I was like, well, you might want to hold it out here a little more, and she's like, no.
1:22:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm good, no sis and then she walks away and then she goes, I can do it by the way, I also'm really going to gymnastics and I can do a back walk over and if I walk over in a back flip and I am working on middle splits, but I have my right in my left.
1:22:11
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, okay, I got to go.
1:22:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so the ultimate look what I can do good.
1:22:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And I wrote her a little note, and I wrote, I can't wait to watch her sing in career.
1:22:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And she goes, you remember my singing career?
1:22:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, girl, how could I forget?
1:22:25
[SPEAKER_00]: And now it's immortalized.
1:22:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Serena comes check on Eric.
1:22:30
[SPEAKER_00]: He was on the phone with who?
1:22:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Chuck.
1:22:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Like,
1:22:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, this is a concept new.
1:22:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I think that's what he's saying because I think Serena says to me along the lines of like she she would have wanted to be the first one to know she's like he's like we've been talking a lot And the guys about his fault, but he's never judged me and like sometimes Eric is like the actor.
1:22:55
[SPEAKER_00]: He acts this part like in such a righteous way So yeah, I don't really like Eric honestly if like Serena was my sibling.
1:23:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I would do this him shit
1:23:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd be like, get a grip, girl.
1:23:05
[SPEAKER_00]: There's like, you're a mess.
1:23:08
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I would say to her.
1:23:09
[SPEAKER_00]: So, this ring is like, I'm really sorry for abandoning you.
1:23:12
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I don't fucking care.
1:23:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And he talks about a guy he met at the OSTROPS Center.
1:23:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And they were going through the same stuff.
1:23:19
[SPEAKER_00]: And now he's dating Jenny.
1:23:21
[SPEAKER_00]: So, oh my god, not only can I believe that.
1:23:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I sure was at the OSTROPS Center.
1:23:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
1:23:26
[SPEAKER_00]: That's kind of an interesting wrinkle.
1:23:28
[SPEAKER_00]: But it makes sense because he seems insane.
1:23:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he does.
1:23:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she has nothing to do with him being gay, by the way.
1:23:34
[SPEAKER_00]: He just seems crazy, like with the way that he's like, this is true to one of the things.
1:23:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then like, yeah, his internalized homophobia, just like the way that he's like, I know it like, it's, is the struggles probably making him do crazy things, but I just, yeah, he needs to level out a bit.
1:23:52
[SPEAKER_00]: His meds aren't working, like, Eric's are working.
1:23:54
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he says,
1:23:57
[SPEAKER_00]: But guess what?
1:23:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I have some art of freaking B. Serena, so move out of the way.
1:24:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to ask for his party.
1:24:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we go to ask for his party.
1:24:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Jenny, how can you put up this act?
1:24:07
[SPEAKER_00]: She and Asher are canoeed, like they are newlyweds at this party.
1:24:11
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm looking at this like, you're standing there and like, you look like genuinely happy.
1:24:15
[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, your dad is now walking the streets in New York with a gun and a net.
1:24:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Looking for you.
1:24:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Number two, you found out that your boyfriend not only is he not gonna go to third with you, he's gonna go to third with Eric.
1:24:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, he is a gay man and he's like, can you just play your fucking role and I'll give you what to give you.
1:24:31
[SPEAKER_00]: You're the scum of the earth.
1:24:32
[SPEAKER_00]: You should be kissing my feet.
1:24:34
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, you know what?
1:24:35
[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
1:24:36
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like type shit.
1:24:37
[SPEAKER_00]: And she fully is like, is like kissing his neck, canoe to link twirling her hair, like having the time of her life.
1:24:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, your compartmentalization skills are actually should be studied.
1:24:46
[SPEAKER_00]: We should write books about you journey home for you.
1:24:48
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
1:24:50
[SPEAKER_00]: like it's crazy.
1:24:51
[SPEAKER_00]: And so Blair arrives at the party and is searching for Asher.
1:24:56
[SPEAKER_00]: She looks so good.
1:24:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, and they say that.
1:25:00
[SPEAKER_00]: As a bug goes, you look and Blair goes, I know.
1:25:04
[SPEAKER_00]: And we get this great lunch.
1:25:06
[SPEAKER_00]: The most important parties to attend are the ones you're not invited to.
1:25:09
[SPEAKER_00]: And she shows her found just like I business to handle with the host.
1:25:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, this party is just going to be like a giant
1:25:18
[SPEAKER_00]: High schoolers think an upper East side party should be yeah, and all the lights are on.
1:25:24
[SPEAKER_00]: All the lights are off and we chose pastels.
1:25:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just think it's pretty.
1:25:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Jenny's wearing a like lilac purple tool already address honestly and this whole room is whole entire room is like mall that looks like Miss Hannah again's bedroom.
1:25:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Loki and like that's what you're wearing like you knew that.
1:25:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair, what have we never read this mistake?
1:25:46
[SPEAKER_00]: In fact, she didn't she shut up
1:25:48
[SPEAKER_00]: So she's going to go find Asher, and then we get Serena running into, are they at the coffee shop?
1:25:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's there with Georgina.
1:25:59
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh my god, this is so great.
1:26:00
[SPEAKER_00]: You can meet Sarah in Serena first of all.
1:26:03
[SPEAKER_00]: This is hilarious because she's like, I have to talk to you down.
1:26:06
[SPEAKER_00]: She's talking to him.
1:26:07
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, you can meet Sarah.
1:26:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Her eyes practically roll out of her head.
1:26:11
[SPEAKER_00]: She turns to look and I'm like, what if this wasn't Georgina?
1:26:15
[SPEAKER_00]: You were just such a bitch and then also like imagining that Vanessa and Dan don't know any of this history of Serena and Regina Serena is being such a fucking bitch.
1:26:24
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
1:26:25
[SPEAKER_00]: So it is like I know we were giving Dan a hard time earlier for how he reacted, but yeah if I'm Dan maybe I am like okay what the fuck was that?
1:26:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I am but you know it then also like I need to like.
1:26:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Walk that back to because if I'm Serena I am being a bitch to the two girls you've been spending all the time with that's sure That's sure like it's weird.
1:26:42
[SPEAKER_00]: It's weird to me And don't be talking about like you and Vanessa adopted this girl.
1:26:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so then I am gonna be a bitch So you know what never mind sorry Serena
1:26:51
[SPEAKER_00]: But Serena stands to talk privately, and again, he's like, anything you can say to me, you can say in front of my peeps, Georgina and Vanessa.
1:26:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And Georgina goes, oh, Vanessa was about to show me one of her movies, and I actually have one of my short films too.
1:27:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you wanna watch?
1:27:07
[SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa's like, I will go get my laptop.
1:27:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Movie night.
1:27:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Finally, I've found someone that can match my freak.
1:27:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Type shit, and she goes like, and I won't say it, I got it.
1:27:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank God.
1:27:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, now I got it.
1:27:18
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I freaking get the appeal.
1:27:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Mia, Mia's giddy-over type shit.
1:27:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever his name is, his name is not type shit.
1:27:26
[SPEAKER_00]: T-yes.
1:27:27
[SPEAKER_00]: So Vanessa goes to get her laptop, Dan goes to get Serena Coffee, and Serena and Jordi and I could just beat themselves for a minute.
1:27:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's Serena says, Dan, can you get me a coffee?
1:27:36
[SPEAKER_00]: And he makes a face, and she's like,
1:27:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and most like Dan like yeah, you should have actually said what's your order.
1:27:42
[SPEAKER_00]: This I can you saw her blonde girlfriend building about Sisterine and Jordi and our talking and Jordi is like this is just a friendly game and Seria's again.
1:27:51
[SPEAKER_00]: We're not friends and Georgians is oh, I think we are She gives me shows if I'm your enemy Dan sees this and we see that she's got the video and so I guess Serina what is just gonna like
1:28:06
[SPEAKER_00]: And then, Georgina, they come back and Vanessa's got the laptop and Georgina goes, actually, I think I got a little bit of stage for you.
1:28:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm shy.
1:28:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Whoops, I forgot to tell you guys, I'm shy, Sarah.
1:28:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
1:28:21
[SPEAKER_00]: When you're sitting in my acting classes, they would be like, okay, we're all going to go around the room and you're going to introduce yourself and you have to say an adjective in front of your name.
1:28:29
[SPEAKER_00]: So like, if I'm Carolyn, I'll be crazy, Carolyn, and I was always shy, Sarah.
1:28:33
[SPEAKER_00]: that's a Georgina's last year.
1:28:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't tell if you were telling a story or if you were being Georgina there.
1:28:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't want you to be able to tell.
1:28:42
[SPEAKER_00]: That's good acting, I guess.
1:28:44
[SPEAKER_00]: So, this is like a game more time for me.
1:28:46
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually have two films I like to show you.
1:28:48
[SPEAKER_00]: It was in my no mention.
1:28:50
[SPEAKER_00]: My name has been set up as a whole episode.
1:28:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like- I'm like- Wait friend is the star of this one.
1:28:54
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually in C17.
1:28:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it boyfriend?
1:28:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, wait, wait.
1:29:00
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1:29:11
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1:29:12
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1:29:14
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a violent psych state between me and she's again, by the way, everyone on tape is a minor, is that cool?
1:29:21
[SPEAKER_00]: That is an important, an important note about the nurses filming people and they're bathing suits, girlly, like, and so we go back to the party, and Jenny is, Jenny's like, you want to know what it's like?
1:29:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you, when your cherry gets pop, it's kind of like, I don't know.
1:29:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, for me, it was great,
1:29:44
[SPEAKER_00]: But I've heard so good for other people and I get that.
1:29:46
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I don't know.
1:29:49
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I was like moly shed.
1:29:50
[SPEAKER_00]: My first time was perfect.
1:29:52
[SPEAKER_00]: It was perfect.
1:29:54
[SPEAKER_00]: everyone's is.
1:29:55
[SPEAKER_00]: And if your first time wasn't perfect, listeners, that's really weird.
1:30:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Just kidding.
1:30:01
[SPEAKER_00]: You should, you should talk to someone about that.
1:30:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I should write a book about in private.
1:30:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone who's ever told me their story of them losing their virginity because I have heard some gnarly tales, gnarly as fuck.
1:30:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, ones that will make you never, ever, everyone has sex.
1:30:18
[SPEAKER_00]: And so maybe I should go teach that out, set out, set out, sex out.
1:30:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I come into every high school and I just tell the stories on my friends was in the opportunity and also the everybody trying to figure out why you don't call it sex ad.
1:30:28
[SPEAKER_00]: You call it set out.
1:30:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And I never responded.
1:30:31
[SPEAKER_00]: You're even writing that on the board, people are like, and they're, and they all start saying like, have you had said yet?
1:30:35
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're all saying anything that's what it's called.
1:30:37
[SPEAKER_00]: They're like, we've been getting it over so embarrassed and no, everyone's true embarrassed to bring up the fact that they thought the word was sex.
1:30:42
[SPEAKER_00]: And then they go to college and they're calling it set out.
1:30:48
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
1:30:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, everyone's like, I don't know why, but in 2026 people just started calling sex set.
1:30:55
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's what we call it now.
1:30:57
[SPEAKER_00]: are influenced, you're an only source, um, is you're one of your ways, or at least runs up and is delivering the news that player has arrived.
1:31:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Jenny is like, I mean, Jenny's a little much.
1:31:11
[SPEAKER_00]: I think we can, um, that's impossible.
1:31:14
[SPEAKER_00]: That's impossible.
1:31:15
[SPEAKER_00]: She wasn't invited me.
1:31:16
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the time you're not Nellie, you key must be destroyed.
1:31:19
[SPEAKER_00]: And suddenly we're back in last week's episode.
1:31:22
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I told now that you keep these weren't on transfer.
1:31:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God damn it.
1:31:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God, first day of wait friends, queer and all those.
1:31:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Come on, can't a queen catch a break.
1:31:33
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan pops up out of the corner, and he was, hey, Jen, fix your crown.
1:31:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Jen, you dropped this in there, and then a gossip girl blast comes out, that's called the queen and the queer.
1:31:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're like, damn!
1:31:49
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, what the word play was too good.
1:31:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, this clothes turning in your ally card in my guy, I would sacrifice my man, I'll let it just day.
1:32:00
[SPEAKER_00]: He would sacrifice his wokeness for the sake of linguistics.
1:32:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly exactly.
1:32:06
[SPEAKER_00]: So, Blair walks up to Asher with his phone, and she's like, we need to talk, and he, I feel like, is, antsy immediately, and he's like, well, no, why don't you just go ahead and say it?
1:32:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, go ahead and say it.
1:32:19
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's almost like he knows she won't.
1:32:21
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, he's like, say whatever you think you found her bluff.
1:32:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I am like, Asher, this just isn't me.
1:32:28
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just...
1:32:29
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
1:32:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
1:32:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
1:32:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, because Asher's like Eric.
1:32:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
1:32:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, sorry.
1:32:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Eric walks up.
1:32:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, come on.
1:33:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I can handle it.
1:33:01
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
1:33:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I'd try Eric.
1:33:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Eric is about two feet shorter than everybody else in any scene.
1:33:07
[SPEAKER_00]: He's filming at any time.
1:33:09
[SPEAKER_00]: It is like the entire cast in Asher's really tall.
1:33:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And it seems like everybody else is really tall too and Aaron some Eric is like Do we're little walking into our he's yes, he is literally these are in a moment So they're all in heels great
1:33:29
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how they all look so tall.
1:33:31
[SPEAKER_00]: But Asher is really tall, so it is like, which I guess he needed to be, so that we wouldn't see Eric when they were kissing standing on the corner.
1:33:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Eric walks in and he's like, actually he's like, he's like, Hey guys, I'm helping jumping up and down.
1:33:43
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I can't see the show.
1:33:47
[SPEAKER_00]: It's me here.
1:33:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I think he can see.
1:33:50
[SPEAKER_00]: He's always gets quiet every time he goes back down.
1:33:53
[SPEAKER_00]: He just starts being quiet when he's on the ground and only saying his words is quickly as he gambling is in the air before he's back down.
1:33:59
[SPEAKER_00]: So, Eric's like, Jenny, it's true.
1:34:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I freaking kissed your man.
1:34:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And Ashley goes, Jenny, tell them a truth.
1:34:06
[SPEAKER_00]: I was with you the whole morning.
1:34:07
[SPEAKER_00]: And fucking Jenny, I'm like, girl, you people right in front of you who have literal, cold heart proof that this is the case.
1:34:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And you are still embarrassing yourself like this.
1:34:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Jenny, I was with me all morning.
1:34:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Jenny is like, I will stand by my man.
1:34:23
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
1:34:24
[SPEAKER_00]: It's honestly, it's giving some Amanda Petulosa.
1:34:27
[SPEAKER_00]: True, you know, and Eric says, I'm gay and so are you.
1:34:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Eric, Eric, here's what I'll say.
1:34:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I wish we could have shot Blair a text first.
1:34:40
[SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't even do some great life.
1:34:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, exactly.
1:34:44
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm obviously in so are you.
1:34:46
[SPEAKER_00]: So are you?
1:34:47
[SPEAKER_00]: So are you in old fat lands?
1:34:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair literally standing here like, she's like, well, okay, I was going to be, okay, you know what, it's your thing, your thing.
1:34:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Ashley uses the Upsler and Eric's like, Blair, send it.
1:35:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and she sends every single text on Asherson's phone to Goths of Girl and then she leaves Just the kind of night she wanted of course.
1:35:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we go we're back to Lily and Rufus who were talking about what happened to Eric that night They're on the phone.
1:35:20
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not together.
1:35:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Lily looks incredibly chic on her on her white tower And her silk PJs as always She says what kind of mother doesn't know that her son is gay
1:35:31
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like feeling really about it on how she acted.
1:35:34
[SPEAKER_00]: She's worried about how Eric's going to cope with it.
1:35:37
[SPEAKER_00]: And then they like talk about their own kids, whatever, and they're flirting, which is bad.
1:35:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And then at the end, he's like, go back with everything.
1:35:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure he'll make a beautiful bride.
1:35:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, like, she does say he does say we make quite a team.
1:35:49
[SPEAKER_00]: And she says, always did.
1:35:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, stop it.
1:35:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Stop it.
1:35:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Lily.
1:35:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Lily.
1:35:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you know what?
1:35:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, it's giving her a border.
1:36:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, your brain is lily.
1:36:03
[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
1:36:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe okay.
1:36:05
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll be our always.
1:36:09
[SPEAKER_00]: What's that from?
1:36:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I know what that's from.
1:36:11
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why you chose that.
1:36:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, because that's why they say it.
1:36:17
[SPEAKER_00]: But they say that because of Harry Potter.
1:36:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty sure you have that's like their word.
1:36:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Like that was Lily and Snape's word or whatever.
1:36:25
[SPEAKER_00]: And then you're like, don't think maybe okay, what they are always.
1:36:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it maybe okay will be our always by the way, I want to bring up the fact that you didn't go do my text to do that I was right and you were wrong, no, you were right and Doty you were right, but I will say is I do I know that that's the quilt, but I don't know that they're referencing Harry Potter.
1:36:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't they're on the phone?
1:36:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you talk for a second I'm looking it up.
1:36:53
[SPEAKER_00]: So then we go back to the party and the gossip girl sends out this blast.
1:36:57
[SPEAKER_00]: stating that not only is Asher gay, but Jenny lied about them having rotoxx, absolute liar.
1:37:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and it's not.
1:37:08
[SPEAKER_00]: But it is like they're quoting a different, like a different relationship because they don't think they're going to live, I think.
1:37:15
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're likely to can't say always.
1:37:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I also think they're not super serious at that point.
1:37:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And they neither go morning up the phones.
1:37:23
[SPEAKER_00]: So they just say, oh, yeah, fourth.
1:37:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Spoken by a gusts of waters to hazel, signifies that even if they do not have a long future together, they're okay, acceptance of their situation is profound lasting love that transcends time.
1:37:37
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not a spark.
1:37:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so it feels like devastating, but I do just like, why did we have to have them kiss in the hand-free coast?
1:37:45
[SPEAKER_00]: That was a little bit,
1:37:47
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not the choice I would have made.
1:37:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Jonathan and she enjoys to me.
1:37:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I would laugh at it.
1:37:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:37:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll say it.
1:37:53
[SPEAKER_00]: It's been enough time.
1:37:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I've, it's just like you have a, why did you do that?
1:37:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you have this whole city?
1:37:58
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like no man said here.
1:38:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Go to the two lips, babe.
1:38:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, did you give the Gossip Girl poster already?
1:38:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't read it, but I said not only is Azure gay, but Jenny lied about having a lot of sex.
1:38:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Looks like little Jaden spread her legs off her all.
1:38:12
[SPEAKER_00]: He's insane.
1:38:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.
1:38:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.
1:38:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't use the phrase spread her legs about your kid.
1:38:18
[SPEAKER_00]: So, that's it.
1:38:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think he returns and turns and he he barred into the newsroom at Gossip Girl Inc. And was like, don't talk about my fucking sister.
1:38:27
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like the head of TMZ loves like I see him.
1:38:30
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like 11.
1:38:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Harry 11.
1:38:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought he was an 11.
1:38:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like no way his name's 11.
1:38:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Guys, did you have a team?
1:38:38
[SPEAKER_00]: TMZ is an 11 and that's actually a 11 and change the things he's based on.
1:38:42
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a it's a social commentary.
1:38:45
[SPEAKER_00]: in a way you didn't realize we're so all the girls who go to leave and then he's like, please say and they're like, hey, he's a little bit of release.
1:38:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I was gonna like make a joke and be like, they all say like, we're not gonna be at a party thrown by a gay guy, but they actually do say that.
1:38:59
[SPEAKER_00]: They still goes kind of hard to party after the gay bomb drops.
1:39:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I should go, that's when the party begins.
1:39:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:39:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I know what you're doing.
1:39:09
[SPEAKER_00]: So in the sense of, we have, I don't go to a party until the gay bomb drops.
1:39:14
[SPEAKER_00]: uh the the vibes are definitely off.
1:39:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I was she had said okay the part is kind of hard to party when you're partying with the virgin.
1:39:25
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1:39:54
[SPEAKER_00]: and that is um and what if I came up to you and said that skirt is so wearing it that shirt is so wearing a skirt as a top.
1:40:02
[SPEAKER_00]: If I came in here and was like wow that's that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top.
1:40:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Because you're not talking about clothing.
1:40:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Really, you're saying, that's okay.
1:40:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?
1:40:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:40:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
1:40:44
[SPEAKER_00]: And then there's a new goal guys put it out there.
1:40:47
[SPEAKER_00]: We want to on the bottom.
1:40:48
[SPEAKER_00]: We have a few seasons to get that to happen.
1:40:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think we're close.
1:40:51
[SPEAKER_00]: So there we go.
1:40:56
[SPEAKER_00]: They were close.
1:41:03
[SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny's
1:41:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Isn't it for Billy's video?
1:41:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I have to go to a Louis Vuitton event that I R.C.P.
1:41:12
[SPEAKER_00]: to be a forwarder to thought it was tomorrow, but it's today.
1:41:14
[SPEAKER_00]: She is everything.
1:41:18
[SPEAKER_00]: She's everything.
1:41:19
[SPEAKER_00]: So the girl's like, Blair, what are you doing?
1:41:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And what are we doing today?
1:41:22
[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair's like nothing with you, bitches.
1:41:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing with you, straight, bitches.
1:41:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going home.
1:41:26
[SPEAKER_00]: But tomorrow we can do dinner and drinks.
1:41:28
[SPEAKER_00]: And they leave.
1:41:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And Eric gets home.
1:41:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and Lily's waiting.
1:41:34
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, want some tea, the drink, the drink.
1:41:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Not gossip.
1:41:39
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, sorry now that I know your guy.
1:41:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't know what you're going to read into.
1:41:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been reading up on gay slang.
1:41:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you heard of tea?
1:41:46
[SPEAKER_00]: I have been listening to radio Andy all night.
1:41:49
[SPEAKER_00]: He is like my new bus friend.
1:41:51
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just want to say, that's so cheap.
1:41:55
[SPEAKER_00]: You mean gay is so tear.
1:41:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Eric, that hair color is teet.
1:41:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, I'm doing it.
1:42:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Literally, but it's sweet.
1:42:05
[SPEAKER_00]: She says my reaction was not okay and I think that's like also like such a great way to like approach that like for anything in life like if you react poorly to something and you want to apologize I think the first words out of your mouth should be my reaction was not okay
1:42:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because like that is the ultimate, like taking accountability for it and like not trying to pretend it didn't happen And acknowledging that you know what was wrong.
1:42:31
[SPEAKER_00]: You're not like yeah, because I think a lot of people can go and do an apology and even if they know what they did wrong Yeah, they don't want to admit it They want to apologize because they want things to be okay, but they don't want to know what they did was wrong So they'll kind of like skate around what they did This is acknowledging like you know what what would have hurt him your reaction is what hurt him
1:42:52
[SPEAKER_00]: And also, I also like the line where Lily says, I just like, wasn't ready or something.
1:42:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:43:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And he was like, neither was I. Yeah.
1:43:02
[SPEAKER_00]: And he says, right, it's okay if you need time.
1:43:05
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's because it's like, this isn't how he would have done it.
1:43:07
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe if he would have done it on his own terms, he would have
1:43:10
[SPEAKER_00]: wanted a better reaction from her or like I mean obviously he wants a better reaction for her her regardless but like I feel like he he has an understanding that she was caught off guard by this and like and it's very mature like he's got this like appreciation for that and I think that a lot of people who struggle with this like
1:43:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And that they do mature faster because they like are dealing with identity crises that a lot of people don't deal with until later on in life, you know, and it's like, so because I feel like a lot of the people that I've talked to who have come out have been like.
1:43:47
[SPEAKER_00]: they're oftentimes so much more understanding of other people's inability to understand than like I think they should be than like I am you know what I mean like yeah and maybe it's just they're like trained to they're like they feel like they have to be you know and so they don't have choice and like that's not fair but it's just like I think Eric is very mature
1:44:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
1:44:06
[SPEAKER_00]: He's been through a lot.
1:44:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's also even taking the gays off out of it.
1:44:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, just having to be in the all shrubs.
1:44:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
1:44:14
[SPEAKER_00]: For so he's in a way that most kids don't have to.
1:44:17
[SPEAKER_00]: He's been forced to talk through his feelings for the last like year.
1:44:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:44:22
[SPEAKER_00]: He said to really come to understand yourself.
1:44:33
[SPEAKER_00]: closer than me even realized like because you know a lot of kids struggle with mental health like in secret and it oftentimes like they don't feel like they can talk about it and it doesn't come out until you know even sometimes it's too late and it's like obviously what what brought Eric to have to go to the Ostra Center was an attempt so like got to that point but it forced him and Lily to like like there's no her's full transparency basically
1:45:00
[SPEAKER_00]: status of Eric because they're had to be, you know, and it's like that.
1:45:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like change is your relationship a lot with a parent.
1:45:09
[SPEAKER_00]: He is a, like a self-awareness.
1:45:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like a lot of people don't get to their little order.
1:45:12
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll probably watching Serena fuck up time and time again.
1:45:14
[SPEAKER_00]: He's just like,
1:45:16
[SPEAKER_00]: learn what not to do what not to do what not exactly exactly.
1:45:20
[SPEAKER_00]: So Lily's like, well, I want to match your honesty with my own.
1:45:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I am scared.
1:45:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And she starts crying and she's just like life is tough enough as it is.
1:45:30
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I want the best for you.
1:45:31
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm worried for your safety and for your happiness.
1:45:35
[SPEAKER_00]: And he is sure that he's a better chance of being happy if he's honest.
1:45:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, yeah, and I want you to know what love is whoever it's with.
1:45:42
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's
1:45:43
[SPEAKER_00]: how they leave it and honestly like I don't know how do you feel about it?
1:45:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you feel like it's a good I thought it was a good scene.
1:45:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that if more parents could articulate their
1:45:54
[SPEAKER_00]: reactions in that way because I think that's the that's the most parents that end up being yes accepting that's that's really what they're feeling they're feeling totally conflicted over the life they thought they saw for their kid who not just in terms of like well I pictured Eric Mary in a girl and like me having a daughter and
1:46:16
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to acknowledge hate in the world and it's something that like, especially for these people being white, you know, it's something they have probably had to think about that much, you know, if they don't want exactly if they don't want to think about hatred in the world.
1:46:34
[SPEAKER_00]: discrimination, and then they can turn our noses up and not, but it's like now, like, yeah, you're entering a world where this is going to be something that like you would want to protect your kid against.
1:46:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And obviously, like, that's not every family that goes through this, but for this specific one, it just, you don't ever want to think about your kid
1:46:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And so you want to keep them away from the things that like can make that happen and and sometimes like I think they get a twisted you know.
1:47:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
1:47:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so there's our heavy scene.
1:47:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair is reviewing the damage on gossip girl.
1:47:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And Jenny shows up again.
1:47:16
[SPEAKER_00]: How'd you get in?
1:47:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand it, it's a real, it's a real, it's a real flaw in safety issue.
1:47:26
[SPEAKER_00]: It totally is.
1:47:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's so funny, though, all these scenes where we get a really Blair is just like sitting there, reading the paper on her phone, whatever, and like someone comes.
1:47:35
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like she's the godfather.
1:47:36
[SPEAKER_00]: You've come to me, you know, she doesn't even have to get her to me.
1:47:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I think she's constantly in my situation.
1:47:42
[SPEAKER_00]: And she says, if it isn't a little Jay, prison from the ashes, um, and Jen, I love the Jenny goes, I came here to tell you in person that you went.
1:47:52
[SPEAKER_00]: And there goes, sweetie, we just started to play.
1:47:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Just so good.
1:48:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair is,
1:48:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair admits that Jenny put up a good fight, but it kind of reminded me of this line from pretty little liars when they're talking about A before A, like puts them away for good or whatever, where it's like They like to cats like to play with their food before they eat it.
1:48:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and it's that's kind of like Blair's like I kind of want to like keep this going because this is now that I'm the one that's winning it's kind of more fun.
1:48:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, where it's like put you on because I feel like in the past
1:48:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair was like in competition with Serena and that never felt good because they were actually best friends, but it's like, if she can be in competition with someone that she feels will never truly catch her, it's like that's the perfect game for Blair.
1:48:43
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she can still take credit for whatever Johnny Humphrey becomes because she learned from the best, you know?
1:48:50
[SPEAKER_00]: But Jenny, it's also like, Jenny's like, look, I lied.
1:48:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I stole a lost respect to my family to be like, you like none of this is worth it.
1:48:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, Jenny, would you be having this conversation if your boyfriend had not just been out of this
1:49:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, are you actually thinking on the business worth it or is just because you actually lost everything?
1:49:06
[SPEAKER_00]: And now you're like, well, I don't want to have to rebuild like, I'm just going to go back to being a little day.
1:49:10
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I do wonder that.
1:49:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I do, she means she is so, like, are you sorry or did you get caught?
1:49:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, kind of a thing.
1:49:20
[SPEAKER_00]: She says, Blair goes, hope you don't expect a hug and Jenny says, I don't expect anything anymore.
1:49:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, all right.
1:49:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, chill.
1:49:29
[SPEAKER_00]: a little dramatic little Jay Jesus.
1:49:33
[SPEAKER_00]: And so then we go to Brooklyn and Serena tells Dan there is just something about that Sarah girl that I do not like I just don't like it and I don't need you to ask any follow up questions But she kind of feeling does it in a certain light does it kind of look like her skin glissons like I don't like like the like the skin of a killer or something.
1:50:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I just get this vibe.
1:50:02
[SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's like, come to think of it.
1:50:03
[SPEAKER_00]: You're scared, kind of.
1:50:05
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the same thing.
1:50:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Dan's like, you said the same thing about Vanessa, now you guys are literally Bustys.
1:50:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Like Dan's a man.
1:50:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Literally, and Dan goes, Dan's that's my insane here.
1:50:16
[SPEAKER_00]: It just gets worse and worse.
1:50:17
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes, why are you jealous?
1:50:18
[SPEAKER_00]: She wanted us to get better.
1:50:19
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, first of all,
1:50:22
[SPEAKER_00]: why my jealous is a crazy question asked so renavander what's in number two is you love it you want her to be jealous that's half of this I believe number three
1:50:32
[SPEAKER_00]: You've just confessed to Serena that you told Serra all of your issues.
1:50:36
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was Serena in those virginity and I was all of your issues.
1:50:38
[SPEAKER_00]: She has ammunition and you're like, she wanted us to get better.
1:50:41
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving me like the boy best friend.
1:50:42
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, oh my god, no, I'm so glad you guys worked out your faith.
1:50:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, I'm about it.
1:50:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously, it told me everything.
1:50:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I was up on the phone with them.
1:50:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually went over there.
1:50:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, I don't have a few days and he was like, you can wear a pair of myself pants like that's cool.
1:50:54
[SPEAKER_00]: But those are just like mine.
1:50:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I just have like a, I'm sure you have this in the game.
1:50:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, he told me everything.
1:50:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just so glad to see you guys like working it out.
1:51:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to call me later, and they were grocky.
1:51:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for a little rocky.
1:51:07
[SPEAKER_00]: And Serena is like, okay, and Serena is mad.
1:51:10
[SPEAKER_00]: The Dan told Georgina.
1:51:11
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, do not trust her to take my word for it.
1:51:15
[SPEAKER_00]: And Dan gets pissed.
1:51:15
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, you've been hanging out with Chuck.
1:51:17
[SPEAKER_00]: You've been partying.
1:51:17
[SPEAKER_00]: You've been avoiding me in lying.
1:51:18
[SPEAKER_00]: And now you want to tell me you can't handle this.
1:51:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Dan relax.
1:51:22
[SPEAKER_00]: You have some nerve, dude.
1:51:24
[SPEAKER_00]: You have some nerve, got some girl.
1:51:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm like Dan actually should be thrown to the gutter and and run over with the car because he says, well, we all live in Brooklyn, so if you need to catch a cab, you should probably do it here.
1:51:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, what?
1:51:45
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, try it out again.
1:51:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, I know you need to say what I think of yourself.
1:51:51
[SPEAKER_00]: We all live in Brooklyn, so if you need a cub, you should go to her.
1:51:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, that's crazy.
1:51:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm sorry, I'm like, you know what?
1:51:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just woke the fuck up.
1:52:02
[SPEAKER_00]: See ya.
1:52:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm out.
1:52:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
1:52:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Tell Dan, I have this kind of a killer.
1:52:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, please God break up with him for me.
1:52:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Make my life easy.
1:52:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I have the egg.
1:52:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to read it for Dan, I feel like she has it all the time she's just in constant denial she's just like she's also just like such a romantic she's like I'm different and if I'm with Dan that's proof and I'm not saying people are going to say I'm not so different.
1:52:25
[SPEAKER_00]: They're all starting to leave and Sarah says I forgot something inside you guys go up ahead and she.
1:52:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Like wait, so they're like at least a little bit farther away.
1:52:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she comes in talks, so Serena, she's like, oh, that was fun.
1:52:43
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, okay, so can we just like, we don't with this now?
1:52:46
[SPEAKER_00]: We just go back, how things were.
1:52:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's like, we're not friends.
1:52:50
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't do that.
1:52:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to be friends with you.
1:52:52
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's Virginia's like, Eric was an honest mistake.
1:52:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Which do you think of us?
1:52:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I do.
1:53:00
[SPEAKER_00]: make it cut up and it definitely because again, Eric and Asher.
1:53:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's closeted.
1:53:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like, and in Georgia, we did see Georgia and Virginia hasn't been around.
1:53:12
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, and also, and they were out on public.
1:53:14
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, Anna doesn't know.
1:53:15
[SPEAKER_00]: She could assume, you know, then there was the gossip group last later that was more so outing Asher.
1:53:21
[SPEAKER_00]: So maybe she was like,
1:53:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Was the glass of girl plot?
1:53:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was, was before.
1:53:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, like, there's a chance.
1:53:31
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Georgian is like, oh, maybe I did it on purpose.
1:53:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
1:53:33
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, I think now she's just trying to take credit for that.
1:53:36
[SPEAKER_00]: But I think that I think she didn't know when she's got lucky with a major bomb.
1:53:40
[SPEAKER_00]: But she's like, I know things about you, your family, your boyfriend, and I know them before you do.
1:53:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm sorry.
1:53:49
[SPEAKER_00]: That's chilling.
1:53:50
[SPEAKER_00]: That's so funny.
1:53:51
[SPEAKER_00]: That's so funny.
1:53:52
[SPEAKER_00]: So scary.
1:53:53
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Georgianna,
1:53:54
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, oh, by the way, here's your cup.
1:53:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye and she leaves.
1:53:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my gosh.
1:53:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I like this.
1:54:00
[SPEAKER_00]: See if Serena got in the cab, okay?
1:54:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Discuss, Dan Vanessa is also in lime green dunks.
1:54:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, she loves the wicked theme shoes.
1:54:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to see her when they were in lime green.
1:54:13
[SPEAKER_00]: One hot pink, Doc Martin.
1:54:16
[SPEAKER_00]: And she'll be one on each foot, a different type of shoe.
1:54:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:54:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like she would do that.
1:54:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's like, this is going to be really cool.
1:54:24
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be really in a couple of years, actually called Fetch in a couple of years.
1:54:28
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what it's going to be called.
1:54:31
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to go on.
1:54:32
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll go on.
1:54:34
[SPEAKER_00]: And then who did girls night get canceled?
1:54:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Like imagine we're watching this scene and instead of Jenny coming toward Gina and Vanessa come from the kitchen with like a bowl of popcorn and like get all like cozy with Rufus.
1:54:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, Georgina's like, okay, if I can't have her, man, I'll have her, man's daddy.
1:54:50
[SPEAKER_00]: All the way, man, I'll go.
1:54:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, that would be crazy.
1:54:53
[SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny comes on crying.
1:54:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, what if instead of the the Eric or what if she'd to the revelation, she did a dinner, what if instead of saying well, you're with Mr. Bass, like if she saw her and Rufus together earlier in the day, she was like, she's like, I can't believe you that the groom see you when you're wedding dress before the big day.
1:55:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that would have been really good.
1:55:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
1:55:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Georgina, you should call us.
1:55:20
[SPEAKER_00]: We got tips.
1:55:21
[SPEAKER_00]: We got things for you to know.
1:55:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I mean, Rufus and Lily are so lucky that they're not currently targeted by Gossip Girl.
1:55:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because Barbass will just have you killed.
1:55:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Barbass will just have you just run in the river.
1:55:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, and then not to be the interview Rufus.
1:55:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Big room.
1:55:37
[SPEAKER_00]: here is a blue blue could show anyway so Jenny's like come some crying has some nerve asks if she can join them and I am like you're so daddy's little girl and stop pretending you're not because it's like oh yeah there's a little way you're a barrier I'm like you're just you big softy and she apologizes for everything and so at the law dwarfs
1:55:59
[SPEAKER_00]: arena, let up right in the elevator.
1:56:01
[SPEAKER_00]: This is funny.
1:56:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm watching the scene and Anthony walks by and he and he like stops in his tracks to watch the scene and he's like, God, that is a great moment.
1:56:14
[SPEAKER_00]: It really, it's funny.
1:56:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, that's really fun.
1:56:16
[SPEAKER_00]: You've got the girls.
1:56:17
[SPEAKER_00]: A great show.
1:56:18
[SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
1:56:19
[SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
1:56:19
[SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
1:56:19
[SPEAKER_00]: There.
1:56:20
[SPEAKER_00]: It.
1:56:20
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it.
1:56:21
[SPEAKER_00]: You literally.
1:56:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I'm using.
1:56:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Great.
1:56:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:56:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Come watch this.
1:56:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Just come watch this one.
1:56:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Just watch this.
1:56:26
[SPEAKER_00]: One line of this movie.
1:56:28
[SPEAKER_00]: And 30 minutes later, the line hasn't happened yet.
1:56:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, also sometimes I'm like, Dad, do you know what a scene of the movie is?
1:56:34
[SPEAKER_00]: No, he is no idea.
1:56:36
[SPEAKER_00]: They think the whole thing, he thinks it's like a scene as an act.
1:56:41
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like the opening credits, a scene one.
1:56:43
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you really want to movie?
1:56:44
[SPEAKER_00]: A scene two.
1:56:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And then the credits are seen three.
1:56:47
[SPEAKER_00]: A scene three.
1:56:47
[SPEAKER_00]: No, he maybe you're going to see four.
1:56:49
[SPEAKER_00]: he's like act one is seen one act two and act three and he's like he that's what he means normally is like come watch the climax of this movie that's not wrong literally and I'm like that okay it's it's so classic dad the other day I was talking about choreographing some other musicals and he was like
1:57:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Mom's like, well, you know, it's a lot of cast money and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
1:57:39
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like, okay, I know you're well.
1:57:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And who does he want to play?
1:57:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I just actually know.
1:57:45
[SPEAKER_00]: I think he wants to kind of have it all.
1:57:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, oh my gosh, little lake does a one man production.
1:57:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she is a great superstar.
1:57:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, a bike race conal.
1:57:56
[SPEAKER_00]: As in Finn in the show, since he was young, but don't forget that he has been in the show.
1:58:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it's important to know any here.
1:58:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Serena is like so upset.
1:58:07
[SPEAKER_00]: This is such an iconic shot.
1:58:08
[SPEAKER_00]: She comes in.
1:58:08
[SPEAKER_00]: She looks like literally so rejected like white in the face like, oh my god, we've never seen her like this.
1:58:16
[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair's like, what the fuck?
1:58:17
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like super late.
1:58:18
[SPEAKER_00]: She knows.
1:58:18
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm almost like a mask is falling and I'm seeing a different kind of skin tone from her.
1:58:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair's like, wait, I'm gonna get under the light.
1:58:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Serena.
1:58:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Serena, I hate to break it to you, but look in the mirror, and Serena's like, no!
1:58:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I can join a light it!
1:58:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel so good.
1:58:35
[SPEAKER_00]: This is so good.
1:58:36
[SPEAKER_00]: She really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really really, really really, really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really
1:58:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, which like, these girls do just, I mean, mostly, where it proves that time of time again.
1:59:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, they'll play, and they'll play hard, and they'll play their name.
1:59:06
[SPEAKER_00]: But like, at the end of the day, first player is not going to not show up for you.
1:59:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:59:10
[SPEAKER_00]: So Serena goes, I killed someone in the music, and it's just like a hit, it's hard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair, and it zooms out on them, sitting on the steps and Blair's appendix.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You can almost see Blair kind of recoil.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, but you just watch the like it just hangs there and either one of them says anything and it zooms out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I literally can't wait for the meeting of the minds next episode because it literally is like It's like, I mean, he's keeping shows up with her team and she's like, Endurance, I need to find Bubba and then she dials.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She dials a number.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Olivia Pope shows up exactly and we're like oh my god, this is the crossover episode.
1:59:51
[SPEAKER_00]: We actually did know we need it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why is he shandals?
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[SPEAKER_00]: We ever do that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I know that's like Chicago, like those shows do the crossover, but like why didn't we ever have Good question
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, you guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Next week, season one, episode 17, woman on the verge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Serena's old habits return, but when she eventually reveals her secret to her friends, they put their differences aside as they try to help her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: However, Dan is not told the truth about what is going on, so he begins to assume the worst about his girlfriend.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He does that every episode.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, what else is this?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Elsewhere, Rufus' band is invited to play at a concert sponsored by
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why, she's a regular groupie, true, true, all right, guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, thank you so much for listening.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Next week, we'll have a couple episodes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I am moving this weekend so can everybody please wish me luck and but get this our movers cancel it on us today three days before because of the draft.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're scheduled to come Saturday at the cancel.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The draft, the number one isn't happening anywhere near where you live, but also that has been scheduled for the past decade.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we had to, like, well, Anthony had to, like, scramble and find new movers to come on Sunday now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he, like, thank God he did, but literally, like, what do you mean you're canceling three days before?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because of this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And also, like, like, what if, like, we had to be out that day and we couldn't find anybody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, how do you just how do you decide today the draft starts tomorrow?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's all anybody is talking about, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not crazy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no sense.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, it's gonna be a long week and a half, but
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[SPEAKER_00]: Once May is it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Once May is here, I'm in the clear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not the rhyme.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So you know it's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much for listening.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We love you so much and we will see you next week.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm a new Yorker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He has my wife.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's bland.
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[SPEAKER_00]: P.B.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, it's my god tonight.