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🐚 Real Housewives of Rhode Island Reunion Pt. 1 Recap: Rulla Takes the Floor! · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome back in It's drama Darling. Emily and
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: I are here to talk about the Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 3: Rhode Island Reunion Part one. Emily, are you fidgeting?
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: I'm fidget I'm sorry my phone stand.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's like, so, I'm really Maddie's really into fidgets
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: right now, like you know, well, actually she's into like
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: squishies and squishy trading and it's hilarious. Apparently these dumplings
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: are a really big deal, these like squishy dumplings.
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  Speaker 2: That's huge. And then the needles are a.
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  Speaker 1: Really bigos have made it into my world I know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sos.
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  Speaker 3: And then the glitter dumplings not made by know I
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  Speaker 3: mean I that was very clear and there's a lot
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: of fakes out there, so you guys beware. Okay, anyway,
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  Speaker 3: so that's exciting. But on that note, Emily, let's put
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: our squishies down, let's focus up, and let's talk about
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  Speaker 3: how your husband's a whole.
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  Speaker 1: Joel had a little spin on that that I didn't expect,
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  Speaker 1: Like she really leaned into whatever the Rhode Island accent
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  Speaker 1: is it came out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh who. I was like, Wow, this is like your
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: husband's in the pool level, you know, your husband's Oh
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: who you sleep with? Doctors? I loved it. What a
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: great reunion, you know.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: It was a great reunion.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, talk about you old topic. It was old school.
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  Speaker 3: It was very Jersey and uh, why don't we welcome
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  Speaker 3: ourselves in to a gorgeous, gorgeous episode of Rhode Island.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, these mermaid queens just swishing up onto
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: that set. Alicia was like, oh, it's making noises. I'm like, babe,
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: that's because you got crackers in your dress. You know,
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: those aren't the sequence or is it the sequence of
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  Speaker 3: the crackers? I'm not sure, but get on out there.
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  Speaker 3: They all looked great, and you know, I know, Liz
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: was like, do I look like Mother of the Bride?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they all had a bit of a flare
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  Speaker 3: to that, but in a good way. Like I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought they all looked beautiful and glittery and on brand.
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: What did you think, ems?
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  Speaker 1: I did not think that they all hit the nail
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: on the hang, but well, I thought it wass often
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: Mother of the Bride. Well, I thought when I saw
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: the reunion looks. I'm like, Liz's look is going to
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: look the best sitting down, but I think both standing
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: up and sitting down, Kelsey was the best look.
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: Kelsey is was flawless. I agree about that, flawless, lawless.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: Ashley looked great.
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  Speaker 1: And I always say it's hard to do sequence at
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  Speaker 1: the reunion, especially up around your neck because it reflects
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: up and that.
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  Speaker 3: I think about the lighting and these are just first
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: season housewives, but regardless, I think that sometimes it's on
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  Speaker 3: the gaffer and.
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's on the housewife. You know what I mean?
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it, I know what you mean.
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: Jennifer Aniston, Oh, I didn't what do you know what
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: jaff smart Water in the gaffers get? I get the
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: right lighting angles right, Ross Ross, I ain't closure not
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: too much light.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: I did not like. I liked Rosie's glam and everything
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: the dress. She was just giving a lot of bo peep.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: And I just think like there's been some of those
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: leanings and maybe that's just her vibe to go a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more.
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, rush Ki and feminine. Yeah, child child pageant.
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: You know, the child pageant vibe is really coming back.
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  Speaker 3: You'd think that Kelsey would do it, but no, Rosie
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  Speaker 3: was nailing it. You know, I am I'm just pulling back.
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not pulling the reins back. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going tight on the rains with their looks because I
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: just feel like this season is a perfect representation of
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  Speaker 3: good bad, ugly, you know, imperfect, as imperfect as they're
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  Speaker 3: going to get. Because next next year, Emily.
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  Speaker 1: I know they're going to be teenagers.
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  Speaker 3: They're all gonna be yeah, and they're gonna have it.
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  Speaker 3: And they already have a leg up because of the
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  Speaker 3: uh glam teams and stuff like that, but you know
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  Speaker 3: they're gonna start looking at themselves a little harder. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: we all there's always someone or maybe even more than
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  Speaker 3: one that in between the finale and the reunion, someone
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  Speaker 3: goes under the knife.
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  Speaker 2: Ruh Ruler did it.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I am still settling.
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  Speaker 3: She's like and a very minuscule, a very while I
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  Speaker 3: was there, a very minuscule lip lift.
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  Speaker 2: But that's it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, I love how they just try to, you know,
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  Speaker 3: make it like it's no big deal.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, can Britney is.
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  Speaker 4: Probably like, yeah, well I was gonna go for bbby
• 5:30
  Speaker 4: Bike over. I was just gonna do a breast lift,
• 5:32
  Speaker 4: but I just said, do a breast reduction while you're thyre.
• 5:36
  Speaker 4: Do it tubby tuck while you're thayer. Also do a
• 5:39
  Speaker 4: sublapo suction while you're thayer at a little miduscule butt
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  Speaker 4: lift Brazilian butt lift miduscule A course I had. They'd
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  Speaker 4: also give me a nose job while you're layer.
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: And extend my tubes. I went an extra long tubes.
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  Speaker 2: No, not the tubes. No, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: It's a permanent. No, those those are cool, and those
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  Speaker 1: are those permanent.
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  Speaker 3: I'm starting to think they are. So the looks are great.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, for better or worse, I'm not going in hard.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have the energy. I just want to celebrate.
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  Speaker 3: That's all I want to do. But Rula and the
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  Speaker 3: rhino plasty. You know, we all have to do what
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: we want to do. But I liked her original nose.
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: I thought that was beautiful. You know, we're always in
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  Speaker 3: this situation when someone does that to their nose, and
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: we all sometimes feel like we were betrayed. I can't
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: claim that ownership over her nose. I can't, but I
• 6:31
  Speaker 3: can say that I enjoyed her original nose, and I'm
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: sorry that she felt like it wasn't good enough for
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  Speaker 3: her because she's beautiful.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, palla bug the shit out of me at
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  Speaker 1: this reet.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's because the new nose. It's the new nose.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: I mean looks aside. I was just like, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: that looks very fresh, like in terms of the lip
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  Speaker 1: not settling in her hard time.
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  Speaker 2: Tubes hanging out of behind her ears, did you see.
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So I think in a month or so, it'll
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: be settled. It'll all look good and tubeless.
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: Well, the nose will be settled, the divorce papers will
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: be settled, you know, all of it will be I'm kidding. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I mean I liked Rula in the reunion because I
• 7:19
  Speaker 3: mean even though Joellen was dragging her and said, like
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: you know what do you why? Why are you still here?
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: Like you were only in three episodes, But Rula piped
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: up and she she collecked it and she piped up
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: and we heard her. But we heard a different voice
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: from her this this episode.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: It's old school slams.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, she's old cool, she's paid.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean like she's like slut and like like
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: I got it. You gotta be a little better at him.
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  Speaker 2: She's not going to be a housewife.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta spin it, you know what I mean, Like, well,
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: she's just saying slow.
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: She's like YouTube bit wha, Yeah, she's saying you're right.
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  Speaker 3: Her slams are definitely from like the nine the nineteen seventies, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you're right.
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: But you know what that shows me. That shows me
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  Speaker 2: that she's so not.
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  Speaker 3: Used to being in that gear to even access that
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: kind of language. She doesn't know what's up with how
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: people are insulting each.
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  Speaker 1: Other or who her husband's fucking.
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: And that's also and that also and that also, but
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: you know what, that's a separate conversation, as she said,
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: that is a separate conversation. That is a I like
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: how she was like that is a separate conversation because
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: that is such a good point, and because all Joellen
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: has to say is like, oh, in your husband this
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: It's like she's like, I know, I wish you.
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  Speaker 2: Would just been like I know, okay, but we're dealing
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  Speaker 2: with it.
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  Speaker 1: But she was coming at Joellen for lying about the
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  Speaker 1: husband stuff. And then Joellen is like, I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what Rula was I think that was the thing that
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: was bothering me, is that, like she was coming so
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: hard for Joellen, and then when Joellen would try to
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: defend herself, she would be like, that's a separate conversation,
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: and Joelan's like, I have no beef with you besides
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: your husband getting me fired allegedly, because now it looks
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: like he probably did.
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, can we talk about that for a second,
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: because that was interesting to hear that. Well, we knew
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: that he was calling her work, but we didn't know
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: he was threatening to sue the company, right, So that
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: was new information. And I think that Joellen was very
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: smart to say, I don't I don't know why I,
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: you know, lost my job. I'm not sure if I
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: had anything to do with them or not. And when
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: she I mean, it's also a slam slam pig when
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: she's like if it was because of them, because Rula
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  Speaker 3: had nothing to do with him calling her work. She's
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: sitting back, She's just trying to hold on to the
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: side of the wave pool, you know, I mean, she's
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: getting taken down. I also kind of feel like Joellen,
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: she did she was a dog with a bone this
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  Speaker 3: whole season with Rula, and it is at Rula's expense
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  Speaker 3: because Rula didn't do anything wrong. She's just the married
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: woman whose husband has now been caught cheating. And now
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: the way not only like video and texts and all
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: this stuff, but now the whole world knows. I'm siding
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: with Rula and I have no problem with her defending
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: herself at this reunion against Joellen because Joellen wouldn't stop.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: She finally stopped at the end of the season, but
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: not until then.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Agree to agree with what I'm saying. Absolutely not.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: So what is your what is your issue? Like, what
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: is your issue with.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Started because of Joellen's job because at the beginning of
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: the season, that's what they circled up at Liz's about Brian,
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Joellen's husband.
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but see that's a separate conversation. But see, Rula
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: didn't have anything to do with Joellen losing her job.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: That was Brian.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: But this was before that happened. This was them, This
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: was before anything had said Rula I had there's this
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: proof of the affair. We didn't see that initial conversation
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: that happened before cameras we're rolling, I think, and then
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: everything she was like, no, you don't. Then she told Brian,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: who then told Joellen's boss. Then we round tabled.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: It as right, right, yes, So it's.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Kind of from that point that Brian and Rula are
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: calling Joellen a liar and really like threatening her livelihood
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: and they never let up.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: So but if I but is Rula threatening her livelihood
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: or is just Brian?
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, when Rula filmed those very few times
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: that she did, I think that she kept saying I
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: don't I need proof, I need proof.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: I need proof that's not threatening her livelihood though, No.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: But then Joellen and also calling joell and a liar
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: the whole time. So then Joellen's like, okay.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: I'll go get the proof, okay, right.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: And then she's like here's the proof, and Rula's like,
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: I don't. That's not right, that's not real. That's not
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: real proof. So I get I get where Joellen this
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: whole season is like, you're calling me a liar. There's
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: stakes involved here, and I keep coming back to you
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: with more and more of what you're asking for.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: Well, Rula didn't ask for it, but Joellen did say,
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: if I come to you with.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Proof, would you like to see it? And she said sure,
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: she didn't actually order it up.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: It was like, I mean, if the orders aren't being passed,
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: I guess I'll take a sausage roll, you know. But
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: here's the thing. It was the biggest part of the season,
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: this whole cheating scandal. By the end of the season,
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: Joellen was completely like it was all reconciled. Joellen got
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: what she needed from that side. In that Brian was
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: basically like, I did what it did. Uh, but let's
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: just not talk about it anymore, you know. And so
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: that was set on camera, and then Rula was like,
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: I just don't want to talk about it anymore. Now,
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: was Rula saying that's a lie. That's a lie. Yes,
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: because she's in a really tough situation. So by the
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: end of the season she can finally just say thank
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: you for not bringing this up anymore because it's obvious
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: that everybody knows it's true. So how I mean, I
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: guess we land with Andy Cohen stepping in and say, okay,
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: we'll leave it there, so let's move on and talk
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: about something else.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: I thought you were saying what Andy Cohen said.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: I'm saying that if we were at a re union
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: right now, since we completely disagree. Andy Cohen would say,
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: we're just gonna leave it there because we're just gonna
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: go back and forth. Okay, So moving on, Kelsey and Rosie,
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Let's see which side are you taking, because I'll take
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: the other.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: I'll do Kelsey for now, for the way, Rosie's.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Side, Yeah, because I think you've taken Rosie's side in
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: the past. Now Rosie in her they get into this
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: whole thing. Rosie and her confessional said that Kay's apology
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: was the worst apology of her life. So that's kind
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: of what spearheaded this reunion conversation with them, which when
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: we saw that in the confessional, I was kind of like, oh, man,
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: do we have to like cause their apologies were on
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: point with each other. They were equally as housewifey apologies
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: as it gets.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought Rosie was more honest though in that
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: she was just like, you know, it wasn't real. I
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: accepted in the moment because it was so bad, and
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: even Andy said it was a bad apology to Kelsey.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: And even Kelsey said it was a bad apology, you
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. So I was nice to hear
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: that because it was such a weird The light that
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: went on for me on that was that when Rosie
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: was talking about how clicky it was before she started
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: filming with everybody and how Alicia was, they were calling
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: her a flip flopper for befriending Rosie. So I was like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I bet it really was. I bet she really was
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: on the outs with everybody, and I bet she had
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: a work extra hard to like try to make these
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: people friendly to her.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this whole thing about what happened before filming, we can't.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I think it was Kelsey that said, oh, I didn't
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: trust her because of the things that I had found
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: out about her during that time or something like that.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Previous to filming, I had come about some information. It's like,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: what is the information? Exactly did she do to you?
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: What are you saying that she lies about? So Kelsey's
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: is bringing nothing to the table to support her reasons
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: as to why Rosie is such a liar.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: And that is so annoying from.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: A fantaing with what just a whole reunion like what
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: you're saying, just being like, I, oh, oh my god,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Liz is on a totally different show. Okay, she's on
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: a different show, and and she's I think she's also
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: paranoid and a conspiracy theorist.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I could totally see that, and I.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Mean some of it might might be weed induced allegedly.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: But getting back to Rosie and Kelsey, I thought it
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: was a really really weak argument that Rosie should have posted.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: I know that we talked about this before, but I
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: did enjoy Ashley saying, well, there was no discussion about
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: that there would be a posting, and Rosie paid you
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: and she and then Rosie was like and I referred
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: you and like I sent you nights text and Kelsey's like,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: well she posted about pizza mama. I'm like, you had
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: got to loosen up, like this is getting ridiculous, like
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: it when Ashley said, you seem more concerned about like
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: the posting than you are about having an actual friendship,
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: and yeah, it's just gross.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: It's just gross.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, I agree. And then when you couple that with
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: whatever that vibe that me and girl vibe that Rosie
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: was picking up on, and that Alicia, you know, supported
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: in terms of like, yeah, they have a text thread
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and they called me the flip flopper or maybe Joellen
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: told her that, and that they have a text thread
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: and Alicia's the flip flopper for being nice to you.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Like that all lines up and all the bullshit that
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Kelsey was saying about her, Yeah, from like various rumors from.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Elmas and nastiness. Yeah, that she's you know, she's being
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: competitive with me. I'm like, I don't. We don't see it.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Actually we see that. We see the opposite.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: We see her being competitive with Rosie and that that's
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: a bummer.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Now what is this?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: So then we get into this whole thing about Kelsey
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: is like, so you're saying I'm a slam pig, and
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: then she's like, do I suck dick for a career?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: And then Rosie says, I do think you did that
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: for ten years? If I'm being honest, she said, the
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: only other coworker he had was a girlfriend in Florida.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: You had was a girlfriend in Florida. What.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that whole thing was lost on me. What
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: did I miss there? What did she say? And what
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: did I misunderstood that.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: She was saying, basically that Kelsey's co worker was the
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: woman that he had in Florida that he was living
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: with because you know, he hit the boyfriend. The sugar
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: daddy would split time in Florida with somebody else. That's
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: when he's away for six months or whatever.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Oh so she's calling that a coworker. Yeah, oh my god,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: that's kind of funny.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, that one went right over my head. I get it,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I get it, I get it.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Oof.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Kelsey, that's.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I like that. That was a good reunion line.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: It was a good It was a good reunion And
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: you know what else is a good reunion line?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: What came next? Do you suck your husband's dick?
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Not? Really, that's not my thing. Let me know when
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: you want a divorce lawyer? Yes, okay, ladies, let's go.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I mean they are, they're good enemies. They've got a great,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: you know, rapport for some nasty behavior, and I mean
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I have to appreciate it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: This is where, oh God, talk about two clowns clowning
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: around on the right side of the couch. We have
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Joellen and Kelsey who are just so confident that there
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: is a police report with Rosie's name in it with
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: regard to coach what's his toes cooling cooling coach cool? Okay,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: all right, guess he was in that car with him?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: A me, what my name was in the police report.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you see it?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: So they're actually.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Gonna sit there and tell us that they know this
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: is real because Joe Ellen knows some police officers that
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: rode up the report, and so they know that Rosie's
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: name was in the report and that she was in
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: the car when he got pulled over for drunk driving.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Appreciate, appreciate you were going to get this again. This
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: is baby housewife ship.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: God, this is this is amazing. Like I don't even
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: know him. I don't I've never even met him. Is
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Like for there to be that big of a gap
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: between a story is so bonkers to me. Joe Ellen
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: and Kelsey, your credibility went down so low in your
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: first season. I mean, you really flushed it down the
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: toilet quite honestly.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, but they'll get better, they'll evolve from this.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, you know there's room for improvement, but it's
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: it's on the report card. You know it's gonna be there.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I agree. I think next year they will understand how
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: to find that stuff, and they will do it in
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: a much more calculated way. We're dealing with a lot
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: of like Rhode Island telephone game, this first season. Yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: because that has sustained them read until three and a
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: half years ago.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: They've been keeping that in circulation for a long time.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Well, because it's like the local weather girl, Like, I
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: think what happened was that allegedly coach Cooling got pulled over,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: and whoever pulled him over said, yeah, he was with
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: the girl. She looked like that girl on the weather
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: girl on the news.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Perfect. That's the perfect it could be. That's exactly what
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: it probably was.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it just was like and then so and
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: so knows the cops, and that gets back to Joe Ellen,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: and Joe Ellen's like, oh my gosh, I heard that
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Rosie was the girl that got caught.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Like it's just like I was at a Duncan Donuts.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I was in line.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: I heard these these cops they were talking about a
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: dui and then the next thing you know is that
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Rosie's on the news up there on the TV and
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: the Duncan, right, and so they says, hey, the person
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: in the car looked a lot like that girl up there.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: So I heard it. It's in the report. It's in
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: the report. And then for for Rosie to be like, no,
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: it was it was a student. And I did appreciate
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: the rebuttal from Kelsey saying like, no, if that were true,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: there would be a major investigation.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I appreciate the attempt, but like, if that were three
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: and a half years ago, I think we all know
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: how universities, in schools and colleges try to cover things
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: up every which way. Yeah, from the beginning of time,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: and so let's just not trust that things would be investigated.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: And again it's a rumor. So when you say student
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: where they graduated, like, we don't even know what student
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: even means in this context. Cause student game.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Student of the cool coach, a student of life, student
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: of party in Wait, how about that Burn when Andy
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: was like there was that much interest in you because
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: of road tripping? Oh my god, I was like, whoa,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Andy go?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I know, Burn? That was that was rough. I'm not
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: gonna lie I fell to Gray.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: But I felt more like Andy, come on, you know,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: she was the biggest fuck deal in Rhode Island being
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the weather girl. I was like, come on, Nandy, the
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: weather traffic girl. I mean, I was like, come on.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: She handled that so well. She did a great job
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: by not knocking her job. As well as saying, like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: you know, the ratings were the ratings, babe, you know lifestyle.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: But I also just thought it was funny hear him
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: say the word road tripping, because he just had so
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: much fun with that word, Like it just was so funny.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: So anyway, the fact that her rebuttal is like, I've
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: never met him, it's just the best to me.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: And then Joe Ellen saying like he's not even cute.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: That was fucked up because it's like this guy's like not,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: he's not he like he has no dog in this fight.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And then you gotta slam him for his looks.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: You gotta SLAMI out of nowhere, you slam pig him,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: you know, Oh my god. So anyway, they go back
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: and forth and Andy's like, we're gonna leave it there,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: and Liz lost her cat.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Very sad, very sad.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Nice to see like a little moment for someone's cat,
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: like pretty unheard of to be honest with you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Well, that cat, I guess with her opening shots, it's
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: just very much in it part of her life.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't get a lot of cats.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: We haven't.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, I think Sutton has been the closest
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: to cats so far because of her cat's sweaters and
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: things like that, but like to have a cat be
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: actually in like the shot, like the recurring shots is yeah,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: it's great, Okay, yeah, let's talk about Liz living in
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: an alternate universe but also having some interesting points. So
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: it sounds like there was a schedule to talk about
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Alicia's father and they were going to do it that
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: day in that van, and that's what happened, and everybody
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: knew that was going to happen. I don't find that
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: hard to believe because those that's kind of the way
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: that things. That's the way they produce these shows. They
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: have a topic and they'd say, O, hey, you're gonna
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: go over, you're going to talk about your life. You're
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: gonna sit here on the beach, you're gonna talk about this.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: So that to me makes sense. What I don't understand
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: is why Alisha is the only one genuinely that I
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: don't think knew that. Like that's where I get messed up,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: because I think that Joellen knew that and she's hiding
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: hiding it and lying and covering that up. But Alicia
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: genuinely thinks that that just came up out of nowhere.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: So you know, I think what it was was, guys,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you have the X amount of time in the car,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: here are some topics we want to cover. Alicia's like
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: kind of talking about her family. I think it was
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: probably general and about her dad generally speaking. I think
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Liz is saying we were I was going to be
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: ambushed on the homeless stuff in the car.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: That's what I think.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: There's a miscommunication on that. Yeah, okay.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I also.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: It is like, then Liz, play the voice memos, play them,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: well they go away, Well you can keep them another
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: first year housewives first, your housewife, keepit.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Keep baby, hit keep.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: If joelln had them and she hasn't played them, she
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: could have played them, and I was like, fucking play them.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Doesn't have them. She listened to every single one of them.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: The fact that Liz was like the number one world investigator.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: You're telling me the world's greatest detective didn't listen to
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: a voice, It's like, of course she did.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't seem like.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: That's specific specific. I don't think if they were. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: think it was like Alicia's it like in like thinking
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: about her dad's stuff. We wanted so we were going
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: to cover that in the drive. I just don't think it,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and Liz is looking for reasons why she wasn't wrong.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I have to split the difference a little
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: bit here, because there's these are three people who are
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: so different, Like it's crazy how different Alisha and Joe
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Ellen and Liz are, Like they are all on their
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: own planets.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: So it's very possible. Here's what I do believe. I
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: believe that.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Alisha is innocent of all charges, whatever Liz is saying,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: because Liz is like, oh, you don't think that Alisha
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: amped it up? And I mean, like, Alisha isn't gonna
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: come on. And I love that she was like, you
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: don't know what you're saying, shut your mouth. I like
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: that she stood up for herself because no, she's not
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: gonna do that. So I think that Alisha is completely innocent.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: I think that Liz is innocent of all charges and
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: genuinely was in the scene and reacting and true to
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: what she believed in thought. And I believe that she
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: was trying to protect Alicia in that moment, and I
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: believe her apology and all that stuff. Joe Ellen, I
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: don't believe much of what comes out of her mouth.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: And I mean, I do believe, I believe that she
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: was right about Brian, but I do believe that she
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: has the biggest agenda on the show. She has an agenda,
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: and so whatever plan was for that car, I think
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: what Liz is seeing was that Joellen was positioning herself
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: in that scene to be like the mediator and the hero.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: That's why Liz was saying all that stuff. So I
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: think that's what Liz is having a pity party about.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I agree, And I also think like Liz can't believe
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: that she looked like she did in those scenes. And
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: when this initially started on the reunion, I thought she
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: gave Alicia one of the best apologies we've ever seen
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: on Housewives, and then it just like turned on itself
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: because there was more going on, and she like thought
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: it was a setup and all that. But like Joellen,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: to your point, absolutely like she does seem to have
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: an agenda. But I don't think that there was a
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: setup at all. I just think that Joellen was really
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: pushing herself in the middle and so literally.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: And then yeah, to get to the major headline, which
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: is was it a setup? No, I agree with you.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was a setup. I don't think
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: it was a take Liz down. I think that Liz
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: got lost in the shuffle of Joellen's agenda at maneuvering
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: herself to be this like heroic person, and because this
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: was on was on the agenda for shooting, Liz looped
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Alicia into that by making it a bigger deal and
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: going against what Liz was saying. So that's when Liz
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm I'm the I'm the odd man out
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: and I I lost on this one. So then she's
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: just blaming it as a set, as a setup, a
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: conspiracy against her, right. So that's where the paranoia is
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: setting in and where we need to just pull back
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: on on the gummies a little.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: That's all, you know.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I also wonder too if Liz is trying to
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: justify why she snapped in a physical way, because that
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: was wild. I still don't know she really she had
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: to know what she did, and she was just denying
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it until she couldn't. With the hair pulling and the kicking.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Oh that was interesting. I was so glad we got
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: to that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, God, we're here, We're here, And
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: she was like, I am sorry about that.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I was wrong.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I don't know. I don't think that she
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: remembered doing that.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: See I think she did. And she was just like
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: maybe that the hair pulling was so close and like the.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: She's like, mom's dad didn't see me do it? Like
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: the cameras didn't catch this.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the cameras are far away. There's no way they
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: saw that or they saw me kick her chair.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: But when they were out at that like stormy lunch
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: outside and she's like and John's like, you pulled my hair,
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: you kicked my chair, She's.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Like, I did not such one thing.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, she looked like she had no clue what
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: she was talking about. She did say that she remembers
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: pushing her share though. She did say that yeah yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: but okay, well I say, lie detector. Well anyway, that
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: was a wild moment to see Alicia yell at Liz.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, holy smokes, I did not expect that at all,
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: and I was glad that she gave her, you know,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: gave her the one too. I don't know what that means. Anyway,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: she was like, get over yourself. You're not that great.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: This is why I said you're toxic. It was great.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait, wait wait. I wrote this down because
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: it says about the hair touch chair poll. Liz's first
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: thing out of her mouth a prepared statement, I'm a tactile,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: defensive person.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: The fuck is that here? It's twenty twenty six. Welcome in.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: This is what we're doing. That's a first.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: That's feel like Rula is also like with the I
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: was busting chops with them's talking about List's affairs. I
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: was just busting chops.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Because he was saying, my husband's a two bit. Whoa,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: it's bustin' chops. You know, I'm gonna read you the
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Riot Act. She's got it, she's got them, she's got them.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Look out.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have to go to slang dot com and
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: figure out what this. You know what mark my words.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know how many seasons it's gonna take, but
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Joe Allen's going to beat the shit out of somebody,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: and and and there better be security around her at
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: all times because when she says you better watch out
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: or I'm going to kick the shit out, you want
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: to beat the shit out of you. And some of
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: these are off camera, and some of them were just
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: on the reunion. I believe her, and it's gonna happen.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: And I'm not gonna want that to happen, but it's
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: gonna happen. She's going to be the one, and I
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: think it's going to be her and Rula.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Oh see, I think it's gonna be Liz. Because Liz
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: has already put hands on I know what.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: I well thought that too, but I would have thought
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: that too. But I honestly think, well, we can place
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: our bets.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: If Liz genuinely doesn't believe she touched Joellen's hair, she
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: really doesn't. If she blacked out, she will get physical first,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: because that tells me that she goes to a rage
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: place that we don't even understand. And people are all
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: afraid of her anyway, Yeah, because of her temperament. And
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna put my money on Liz. I don't
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: want this. I'm just saying, you do, yes, you if
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: it's going there, I'm gonna. If there's money to be made.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: It's like we're betting on turtles, you know. I mean, god,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I could, but what if it ended up being like
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Ashley and uh and Kelsey. No, I'm kidding, then we
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: both lose but.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I but I I could you could argue it. It
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: already happened with Liz.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we argue, yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: And when Kelsey came over to Rosie's house and she
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: was pushing her out, like I mean, what she had
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: every right to do is her home, and Kelsey was
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: just like coming at her, like I could see Kelsey
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and because there was like hands going mm hmmm. I mean,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: it's happened. So starting from now, you think Joellen's the
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: next one, I say, it's gonna be Liz again.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, no matter what, Joellen is going to
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: be the provoker of the situation because all she wants
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: to do is fight. That's what she wants out of life,
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: whether she likes it or not. And unfortunately, what.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: She knows sounds like it sounds like she's been having
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: to fight her own life in terms of like what her.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Mom's saying, that's what I'm saying, that's what she It's
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: it's awful, you know. By the way, you know this
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: is giving me Monica vibes. Monica and her mom vibes
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: because of the way that she was joking around with
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Andy about like, oh, she told me, you know, if
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I say something bad to Andy, She's not gonna watch
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: my kids. Hahaha, Very Monica, Very Agrika.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well very Monica's mom to say that too.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Very.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you know you've got First, it
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: started with Kelly Dot and her mom. Then Monica and
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: her mom came about, and now we're looking at the
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: next new most toxic mother daughter duos and that's her
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: in my in my humble opinion.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: But what do I know. I'm only a tactile, defensive person,
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: you know, well, I hate it.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: This is where Roula also lost me was and she
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: was going for Joe Ellen and being sent away when
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: she was in high school. And I'm like, oh, you
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: understood what that was?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Crazy?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: She said, you have lame your mom for everything that
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: was low, that was.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Old school and like not like she's.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Like your mama, your mama cooks in the basement. What Rula?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Come on? Come on, Rula.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: I hope she never changes, because if she comes back
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: next year with like good quips, I'm gonna be so bombed.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: She won't. But I think, like, why this is why
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Brian could run total game around the entire state. It's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: because like this is Rula.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't know, no, Betta, and that's good. It's
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: nice to have naivete is wonderful when you're entertainment for
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: hour entertainment, but also when you've got a nice partner
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: in life, you know, you can live a nice life.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: But then someone takes advantage of it. And he found
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: someone who's extremely naive, and he found the right person
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: for the things that he wanted to do, didn't he.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you meant Joellen was going to take
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: advantage of it. Rula just wants to have a nice
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: life of their blinders on and her cool equips, and
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Joel's here to ruin it. Yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Well but Joellen will be on someone next year and
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: she'll move on and that's fine.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: You know that happens if you're going give me the
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: investigative housewife, Joelle, and you have to have hard receipts.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: It can't be word of mouth.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is weird because like she had hard receipts
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: when it came to Brian. Yeah, so this police reports just,
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: oh it's for the birds.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I got that one from Rula.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: AnyWho, what is up with this smoky snowsuit that Liz
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: and Joeellen.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: We're talking about?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Because that got me, and I was like, hold on,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: what is it Liz's snowsuit? And Joellen borrowed it. And
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: then she's like, do you want me to have it
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: washed before I return it to you? Because but because
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't wear it, but I can get it washed, right.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Just get it washed, Just go take it as a
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: dry cleaner.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: But then, why who made it smell like smoke?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Liz? Because she clearly smokes a lot.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: So Joellen was like, I didn't wear it, but I
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: could wash it because it smells like because you made
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: it smell like smoke.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Basically like thank you for letting me borrow your snowsuit.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this thing smells so bad. I need
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: to keep it in a separate closet so it doesn't
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: make everything else smell like cigarette smoke.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: And that's why I didn't wear it.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm not even gonna wear it because it's.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: So she didn't even wear I get it, okay.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: And then this is where it gets. I'm kind of
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: like if that, if that's me, I'll just take it
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: to the dry cleaner and return it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you asking? Oh you're such a Joellen,
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: You're such to n asshole.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You're such a good housewife.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Lord, no, but like.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: In the real world, you would, just you would. Hey,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I borrowed it. I'm gonna get it here. I took
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: it to the dry cleaner. Here you go. Yeah, do
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: you even ask? Thank you for letting me borrow it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: But thank you for shaming me for having a smoky snowsuit. Also,
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: did you know who you were borrowing a snowsuit from?
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I own a weed store, babe. Yeah, what do you
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: think I'm doing in my snowsuit?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: She's like literally asking for smoke breaks at the reunion,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Like she's like, I need a cigarette.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you thinking?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I've seen her smoke more times than pretty much everybody
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: combined in all the franchises in this season.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Darling, I'm a real smoker. I'm the one who put
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: it in style, so you know during.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: But like, really, Derry did really lou smoking.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: I was wounding my lungs and my body before her,
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: before she she smokes, because if those are candy cigarettes strolling.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: But like, I feel like we don't ever really Bravo
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: protects the viewer from seeing a lot of that, and
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: with Liz, I feel like they're doing it a lot less.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Liz, they know that I like it now, Yeah, exactly,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: they know we like it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Well, these alliances are interesting as we get to the
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: end of this reunion part one, because we do know
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: that like Ashley and Rosie are pretty thick as thieves
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: and they do all the time.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I loved that. I love learning about that. She cried again. Great.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: We know that Alicia and Joellen are actually okay, which
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: was interesting. And Kelsey and Joellen are pretty tight because
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: they have the same enemy, which is Rosie. And then
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Liz and Rosie are you know, dueling up together because
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: they have the same enemy which is Joe Ellen and
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: kind of Kelsey kind of.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: But it feels like Ashley, Rosie and Rula are a
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: team because yeah, Rula seems to film a lot, like
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: with the after shows, She's usually filming with them, and
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: they seem to just kind of have a I mean
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: not at the last episode where Rosie was grossed out
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: by Brian, but like usually the three of them seem
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to vibe together and they kind of like but I
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: don't know if that was just because they were so
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: shut out from the Liz group with the exceptional Rishia.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Alicia kind of she can go back and
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: forth between the couches, but talk about having the couches
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: be so split perfectly with alliances, so Alicia and Ashley
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: can kind of go between the couches.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's this is a first reunion.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get why it's two reunions because the reunion
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: doesn't stop on breaks. And we're getting all that footage.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god, Rula being like, I have his
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: surgery records from that day. Oh my god, please Rula,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah, I do too, let me pull
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: it up on canva. Lord, I mean really like, you're
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: actually gonna try and defend him, be just like, even
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: if you know that you're telling everybody to read between
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: the lines that you know what's what he's been doing, right,
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: You're going to isolate this situation and try to prove
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: a video wrong.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: For what purpose? For what purpose?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Rula? So that she can be right that Joellen is
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: a liar? And it's like, not about this.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Well, you know who's a liar, Liz because everyone thought
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: she was Italian and she's not.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Oh well, did you see the trailer? It turns out
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: that what's his face doesn't like Rhode Island. He hates it, arid, Yeah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: he hates it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: You're such a prankster. Oh god, I almost believed you.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I said you're such a prankster. Out of fear. I
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm taking a risk. I'm gonna call her bluff.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: But I wasn't sure. But you were just choking, right.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I was? He like, he really, he truly loves it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I really likes Shrohode Island.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: And Audrey's is doing great. It is packed.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ashley was a really good mediator in the reunion.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I thought she did a great job.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Also when she defended Liz, and Liz was like, I
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: didn't expect that from the Bachelor, the bachelorette, Bachelor girl.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I was gonna have you on my side, and I
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: really liked that. I don't even remember what that was for.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: I gotta look what was that for?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: That was that was a about the capo night?
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because Joan was in her face and in
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: her Yeah when she was yes, I love that, I
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: love it, and we agreed with that. We agreed, joelne
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: We agreed step off, you know, yeah, I know I
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: love that. Liz's like, did you not say to my face,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. She's like, yes,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: In fact, Roland was like clutching her pearls as though
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: she didn't just say it all kinds of shit.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, and like what was about to happen?
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Seeing her outbursts like that, I was like, Oh, this
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: is what Brian is seeing at home.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I guarantee you that like that anger is never
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: shown towards Brian. You don't think so, No, I think
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: that she shows it to other people because whatever this
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: protection thing that she's doing for him, I think, like,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I could see it going either way.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: But I'm I think she's gonna project on these ladies,
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: and she's projecting now you know. Yeah, But I think
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: that she is yelling at him like that at home
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: because the way that she got I hope so, but
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: That's why I was glad to see Rula like this.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I liked seeing this side of her because I thought, Okay,
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: this is this person lives within her. You don't just
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden pop off like that out of
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: nowhere and know how to handle that octave and maintain
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: a forceful presentation of your words, you know, whether they're
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: old quips or not. She had a power to her
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: that we haven't seen. And I absolutely think that she
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: has yelled at at Brian, even if it was just
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: once she's done it.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling that this was a performance for him,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: if anything. Oh, and so that's why I was just
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: like all of this for this dip shit, Like I've
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: you have somebody now I know, well in my like
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you're saying like she might have an agenda, but she's
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: giving you good intel and you're fucking fighting it with
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: everything for this dipshit.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that the motivation behind that was, Rula,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: if you want to come back next season, you better
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: show out at the reunion.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: That's what it was.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Now I'm thinking back and thinking, like she was piping
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: in it's the most we've ever heard from her. She
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: did stand up and use that voice we've never heard,
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: and that to me says, hey, Andy, I'd like to
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: come back next season.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's a great point totally.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: So even though I liked it, there's motivation behind that
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: for sure. Yeah, and not genuine. So there you go, yeah, there,
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: and you go.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I mean here's the other reason why I think Joeellen
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: is not going It's going to take a lot for
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Joeellen to get physical. She was and even remotely moving
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: her body when Rola got up off the couch towards her.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: She was just like like she might have just been
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: like ka sitting up. Yeah, but she was like this
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Goalgeous had surgery, Like I'm not coming for Roula right now.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Like she could process.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: In the moment all the reasons why this was not
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: gonna do. She wasn't gonna touch her, you know what
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: So she's not her weight category. She's not gonna do it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: You know. Oh my god, Rula with that. This is
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: all natural. I don't even know him, big. I don't
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: have to get it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I don't have to get oo zapig. Alrighty, it's all natural.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Just a little mini just a minuscule, just a tiny
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: minuscule of this, a little minuscule of that. Okay ooh boy,
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: all right, well listen, great, great time, Thank you for listening.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the conversation. Emily and all your husbands,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: oh was including mine?
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: All right? Yeah, you sleep with doctas? How is that
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: an insult?
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: At the end of the day.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Like actually, I think during her marriage she was still
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: a felt smoky snowsuit, doctor smoky snowsuit
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Paging doctor smoky snowsuit, doctor smokey snowsuit.