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Dating Refund · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Just call us Scott and Measles in the morning.
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: Pennsylvania's just reported there's six measles related death.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Can you believe that?
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: And you know what I heard over the weekend?
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_02: Now there's listen to my voice go up like this.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: Um by the way, toothache update uh just right now.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: The throbbing is intensifying to the point that I might have to rip my jaw right off.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was gonna say lay down, lay down on the couch.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, I can't lay down.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: It gets worse when I lay down.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: Why does that happen?
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: Either way, back to the measles in Pennsylvania.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, probably the blood is like throbbing up into your head.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: You know something's throbbing.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but uh in my head, yeah.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but uh apparently we live literally seven miles from the border of Texas.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: And it's just the Wild West out here.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: Pennsylvania's got they got the measles vaccine problem going on where now you got deaths and whatever, and now diphtheria.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: So why why you know what are we doing down there?
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: What are we doing in the PA over there?
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, gun trail all over again.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: Also, we were talking about the big game on February 14th, 2027.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: And we get this text message from 0432.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: Saw a rumor on social that they think the halftime will be announced on Dancing with the Stars because the next episode is Super Bowl night.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_01: That'll be the most important?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, the next sense.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's not possible.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the most anticlimatic uh airing of a uh of a halftime act that I've ever heard.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, wait.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you never watching.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that show has the weirdest following.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_02: I told you, you're 80, you're watching it.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: And if you're 22, you're watching it because you want to see the hot guys that are dancing.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: Mark my words, because I had moved on from that show pretty much on year one.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, you said the next showing of ha that's not possible.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm reading exactly what 0432 says.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: I think Betty 0432.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: And I have no clue because I never watched the show.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, because the way that that's written, it sounds like there's not another episode of Dancing with the Stars till Super Bowl night.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's not right.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's on right now.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: Not right now, but like tonight.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I don't know.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: I really don't know.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: But let me play you this audio.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_02: Clearly, I don't know what they're saying.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, carry on.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Let me play you this audio.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is a woman who was on a date and she thinks she's getting stood up.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: Hang on.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: Because this might be a first.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: I might be getting stood up at 9:30.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: He called me at 9.07.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, oh, I'm a block away.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Clearly was lying.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and the fact that I ordered a shrimp cocktail and a drink, and now I'm gonna have to pay for that myself.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: For nothing.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: For me to sit here.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: Smartest man on the planet.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: Listen to her bitch about this.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder if he ordered myself a shrimp cocktail and a drink and now I have to pay for it myself.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: You were expecting him to pay.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you weren't even gonna go into this with the possibility that maybe we should look at this mutually.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if she alluded to that in their messages prior to.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on one second.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: I just tried to call him to let him know, like, hey, I'm leaving.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: It went straight to voicemail.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Boskin! Boskin.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: First of all, after that wow, and it went right to voicemail.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: He's the smartest guy I've ever heard of.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_02: Did he hear her voice also?
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, is he trying to hook up with the nanny?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: I keep going.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: Scott stood up, you guys.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: I need a break.
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  SPEAKER_00: I need a break from dating.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's too much.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: My heart can't handle it.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I need a break from dating.
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  SPEAKER_02: I need it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I need this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I need that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now your world's just so upside down traumatized.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_02: Am I the only person that thinks that this guy was brilliant?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: He caught on right away.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Woo, this is gonna be a nightmare.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: And that was that.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Dating is so hard on the apps, but also I'm wondering if she already alluded to him paying, which is a huge red flag because it shouldn't be expected for me to pay.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_02: But she I mean, I might very well offer because I'm a bit of a traditionalist.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: But Bumble, she's asking Bumble to cover her the hundred dollars she lost in Ubers to and from, and also for her app, her shrimp cocktail.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think that Bumble should cover the cost because she said she's losing money on dating?
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: And she also said that they have her her words, they have trash men on their app.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so uh, well, of course, now, you know.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um Right, it was okay for you It was great, great until this guy stood you up two days ago.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm sure that's not the only time she's got stood up, too.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, if you're exactly the way she sounds, I could see it happening way more often.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: Question I don't know Bumble.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know any of the dating apps, really, for that matter.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: Um, do you pay for Bumble?
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's then you no, you do not get reimbursed.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: If it was a paid service I think you could have, I think there are paid tiers, but you don't have to start off in the paid tier.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_02: If she was in a paid tier or it was a paid service and she got stood up, I say you can request up to X.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you gotta be careful on this because a lot of people would take advantage of this.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody'd be stood up.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: But if there was a if there was a form that could be investigated where they could contact the guy and basically be like, listen, she was on the paid tier of bumble.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_02: If you stood her up, we need to know this because two reasons.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: One, you're being kicked off.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: Two, uh well, maybe not kicked off, but we need to know, you know, have someone investigate it.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_02: Because if you are paying money, I could see a little bit of something coming back, maybe up to 50 bucks.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: She wasn't going to buy the shrimp cocktail or the Uber prior to, and I understand that, but this is the risk you take with dating, unfortunately.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe he was standing outside the window of the restaurant, saw she was eating the shrimp cocktail, and was like, I have a raging seafood allergy, and this will put me like in a in a coma.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: No, something tells me that he probably talked to her and she raised the flag of, oh, you're going to pay for me.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: Because a lot of women will go on these dates just to get a free dinner.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_02: Eva, as much as that woman annoys me, I uh uh, and I think this guy was really smart.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_02: There is something to some level of reimbursement, only if you get stood up.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_02: If the date didn't work out because your chemistry wasn't great, that's different.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: But like you said, then I'm gonna be staging stand-ups all the time so I can get 50 bucks here, 50 bucks there.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_01: I think if you did do it, you would have to, it's only a one-time that would be at one time.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, because if you're like when I worked in retail and we had repeat offenders who would return clothes all the time or return product, well then those were people that we banned from the store.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: So with this, I think maybe a one time, but that means at least one dinner, and then I could create a new profile.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: Gosh, I really can find all the workarounds here.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's the risk you take.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: That's a lot of effort.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: It is, it is, but I think people would do it for a free meal.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's the risk you take.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: Too bad so.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_02: See, I think if you're in the paid one, it's a little bit different than just whoop, I'm in one, and here we go.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_01: Because if you're doing the paid ones, the ones like match, I can't remember how much I paid.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_02: Whichever they are.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_02: You're really you're putting you really want their services to help you figure this out.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, but what I was gonna say was it I it's been many years since I paid, but I think it was like over$200 or$300 a year.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, you can get one I got stood up reimbursement.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: And there is still an investigation.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_01: I have to show the receipts?
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, you gotta show the receipt, and I need the number of me with my makeup on?
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: I need the number of the person that you were supposed to meet, and you don't get it until we contact the person and they go, Yeah, I stood her up.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, did you not hear her?
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: But but then what if I have a good rebuttal?
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, well, she was through prior to she was expecting me to pay for a dinner and I didn't want to.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: So I wanted to.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_02: You get one, one free.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_02: Uh get out of it.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_02: But I gotta talk to you who stood him up before I say, Okay, this is a good thing.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I have a good excuse.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yes, but you did stand up.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_02: You did stood her up though.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_01: She's a little bit of a gold digger.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: She's a lot, but you did are you are now admitting to standing her up.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: I stood her up.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_01: See, that's where she wanted me to pay for dinner and I wasn't left.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: I know you keep trying to drive that point home, but you just admitted you did stood her up.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: Stand her up.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: Is it stood her, stand her up?
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_01: You stood you stood her up.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_01: Stood stood her up.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_02: You know.