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- 0:04Speaker 1: Smell off now, lady, Welcome to Meet Eater Trivia podcast.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Welcome to mete To Radio live at eleven am Mountain Time.
- 0:29Speaker 2: That's nine am for our friends in North Pole, Alaska
- 0:33Speaker 2: on Thursday, December eighteen, and we're live for Meet Eater
- 0:36Speaker 2: HQ in Bozeman. I'm your host, Spencer, joined today by
- 0:39Speaker 2: Corey and Cal. On today's show, we'll interview dear biologist
- 0:43Speaker 2: Matt Ross about identifying buck tracks. Then we have a
- 0:46Speaker 2: hot tip off about European mounts, followed by a game
- 0:50Speaker 2: of meat pole where we'll find out how much Corey
- 0:52Speaker 2: and Cal know about their fellow outdoorsman. After that, we'll
- 0:55Speaker 2: talk to Trent Presler about the history of Christmas trees,
- 0:58Speaker 2: and finally we'll look at some regrettable outdoor tattoos. Cory Cow.
- 1:03Speaker 2: We are a week away from Christmas. I'm sure you
- 1:06Speaker 2: have some big, fancy meal plans already in the works.
- 1:10Speaker 2: What are we gonna be eating Christmas Day? Cal?
- 1:13Speaker 1: I have, Well, it's probably not gonna be Christmas Day.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, I have like a nice standing antelope rib roast,
- 1:23Speaker 1: a cut special for the occasion.
- 1:26Speaker 2: How many folks are you feeding with that?
- 1:29Speaker 1: You know? It's an antelope, so it'll be like an
- 1:31Speaker 1: appetizer type of deal, you know. But yeah, it'll be
- 1:35Speaker 1: like I think it's a six rib rack, and then
- 1:38Speaker 1: so I have two of those and then I kind
- 1:41Speaker 1: of bind them together and make a circle. Okay, And
- 1:46Speaker 1: you know, I struggle with making things fancy and too
- 1:49Speaker 1: fancy because I don't I don't want it to be
- 1:53Speaker 1: like some super fancy thing.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Okay, more approachable. If you're leaving ribs in it, then
- 1:58Speaker 2: already like elevates it.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, it'll be good, make like little hats
- 2:03Speaker 1: on there or anything.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you gonna make it?
- 2:07Speaker 1: Just meetium rare man like, Yeah, put it on the
- 2:09Speaker 1: pellet grill, figures itself out. Yeah, you just don't do
- 2:13Speaker 1: not overcook that stuff and it looks real pretty.
- 2:16Speaker 2: So Corey, what are we serving at the Culkin's household
- 2:19Speaker 2: this Christmas?
- 2:19Speaker 3: Man? We typically do a fond due Christmas night, Okay,
- 2:23Speaker 3: so probably some do you need.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Cheese or oil cheese cheese?
- 2:28Speaker 3: Yeah, go to Costco get some fancy cheeses, and then
- 2:31Speaker 3: just do all the sides. Probably do some wild game sausage,
- 2:34Speaker 3: some fruits and bread. Probably do some little steak bites
- 2:38Speaker 3: in there at least for myself, but probably start the
- 2:41Speaker 3: day with some black Bear biscuits and gravy. I'm thinking
- 2:45Speaker 3: a little white gravy in the morning, just thinking maybe
- 2:48Speaker 3: just two meals on Christmas, one in the morning.
- 2:51Speaker 1: And what what what with with your son there? How
- 2:55Speaker 1: do what time does Christmas kick off?
- 2:58Speaker 3: He gets pretty antsy and wakes up a little extra
- 3:00Speaker 3: earlier this morning, so good.
- 3:02Speaker 2: He earned it big time.
- 3:05Speaker 4: This year, so.
- 3:09Speaker 2: He was.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Keep in mind, I did an impartial audit because when
- 3:13Speaker 1: I was at the on X event, I spoke with
- 3:15Speaker 1: your next door neighbor.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Colorado, yep uh. He was definitely on the
- 3:21Speaker 3: fence this year. But we jumped in and did the
- 3:24Speaker 3: Elf on the Shelf, which has helped us out a
- 3:27Speaker 3: lot because Elf, of course moves around throughout the throughout
- 3:31Speaker 3: the house. Every morning he's in a new spot and
- 3:32Speaker 3: he's going to report to Sanna like double time. Sanna
- 3:35Speaker 3: is always listening. But the Elf on the Shelf like
- 3:38Speaker 3: really deep digs deep in like double oh seven style,
- 3:41Speaker 3: reports back to Sanna. So ever since Elf on the Shelf,
- 3:44Speaker 3: he's kind of picked it up.
- 3:45Speaker 2: So we'll see.
- 3:46Speaker 3: He's got a week to go. I hope he makes
- 3:48Speaker 3: it on the nice list. I got a big bag
- 3:50Speaker 3: of Kingsford charcoal if if things stay the same, But
- 3:55Speaker 3: he'll make it.
- 3:55Speaker 1: He just to introduced that big brother culture early on. Yeah,
- 4:00Speaker 1: a little lie in the sky.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Uh huh. Cory is wearing a nice black eye today
- 4:04Speaker 2: that Marshall did play a role in. Uh, he was there.
- 4:07Speaker 2: We're not going to address that today. Besides, right now
- 4:10Speaker 2: you can get the story of of Corey's battle wound
- 4:14Speaker 2: on next week's episode. It's not that obvious meat eater
- 4:17Speaker 2: radio a little bit. Yeah, I'm going to deep fry
- 4:21Speaker 2: my first turkey this Christmas, a hen that I killed
- 4:25Speaker 2: in Idaho. You boys have any advice besides you know,
- 4:28Speaker 2: doing it frozen in the kitchen?
- 4:30Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly did you, Brian?
- 4:33Speaker 2: I have not yet. It is I just got it
- 4:35Speaker 2: out of the freezer this morning. It's going to get
- 4:37Speaker 2: into a Brian. I think on Monday will be the plan. Cool.
- 4:41Speaker 1: I would in your your run of show, right, which
- 4:46Speaker 1: is always like nice thing to just right out ahead total,
- 4:52Speaker 1: I would budget in twelve hours of air circulation in
- 5:03Speaker 1: the refrigerator drying out post Brian.
- 5:06Speaker 3: Yeah, that make sure it's nice and dry.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can like you know, like load up
- 5:11Speaker 1: I hate waste and paper towels, but you can like
- 5:13Speaker 1: load up the cavity with paper towels and do a
- 5:16Speaker 1: couple of swaps there that'll help. But like getting getting
- 5:22Speaker 1: that skin getting everything like dry, sure is a is
- 5:28Speaker 1: a great? That's is its skin on?
- 5:32Speaker 4: Right?
- 5:32Speaker 2: You skin on, pluck the whole thing. It's a hen.
- 5:34Speaker 2: It's probably like I don't know, twelve or thirteen pounds.
- 5:37Speaker 2: I haven't weighed yet, but it should be good.
- 5:40Speaker 1: So did you go all the way out to the
- 5:41Speaker 1: wing tips?
- 5:42Speaker 2: Oh?
- 5:42Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the whole asper for presentation. It really
- 5:46Speaker 1: does make a difference. Yeah, it's hard. Good for you.
- 5:50Speaker 2: That's very excited. I've got a five course meal plan.
- 5:53Speaker 2: That's going to be the fifth and final course. It's
- 5:55Speaker 2: going to be the climax of the whole meal. So nice,
- 5:59Speaker 2: a lot of pressure.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Do you need a turkey fryer?
- 6:01Speaker 2: I got one. I have one of those ready to go.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Normally this time of year you can use just like
- 6:06Speaker 2: your front porch as a refrigerator. But it's been so
- 6:09Speaker 2: damn warm lately, because you know, the fridge gets so
- 6:12Speaker 2: full on Christmas. I don't think it's even cold enough
- 6:15Speaker 2: outside to keep.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Your Are you doing like a soup course?
- 6:19Speaker 2: We've got a soup course. I've got an antelope squash
- 6:22Speaker 2: sausage that that'll come right before the turkey. I think.
- 6:26Speaker 2: Before that, I've got what is it, some mac and cheese.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Before that, it's some roasted carrots. Before that, we've got
- 6:32Speaker 2: a winter salad.
- 6:33Speaker 1: So five courses and dessert course obviously, well if you.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Count that six courses, I'm still trying to learn how
- 6:41Speaker 2: to bake, so I'm gonna whip up some cookies that morning.
- 6:44Speaker 2: That'll be the sixth and final course. Nice, very excited, Yeah,
- 6:49Speaker 2: very cool Christmas? Who are you putting the show on for?
- 6:52Speaker 2: My wife? A couple of friends, sister in law. So
- 6:55Speaker 2: we got six people in the houses.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Very manageable, right.
- 7:00Speaker 2: We can we can do it. It'll be a team
- 7:02Speaker 2: effort though.
- 7:03Speaker 1: All right, ahead of time to let's get on with
- 7:06Speaker 1: the show.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Joining us on the line first is Matt Ross, the
- 7:10Speaker 2: senior director of conservation for the National Deer Association. He's
- 7:14Speaker 2: going to tell us about what's fact and what's fiction
- 7:17Speaker 2: when it comes to identifying buck tracks. Matt, Welcome to
- 7:20Speaker 2: the show.
- 7:22Speaker 5: Hey, guys very much feel very underdressed, at least inappropriately dressed.
- 7:27Speaker 6: You guys look great.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Oh we like that first light gear there, Buddy Well Warren.
- 7:32Speaker 2: Yeah, you you were dressed like a dear biologist. We
- 7:35Speaker 2: are dressed like dummy. Podcast Christmas fellas, all right, I
- 7:40Speaker 2: want to start off talking about do clause explain what
- 7:43Speaker 2: they are and what purpose they serve.
- 7:46Speaker 5: Do clause are their digits? They're like extra digits, you know.
- 7:51Speaker 5: Do clause are on deer anyway, we're talking about deer
- 7:55Speaker 5: are vestigial. They're like a remnant digit, a little bit
- 7:59Speaker 5: up from the actual hoof. But all mammals, or most
- 8:02Speaker 5: mammals and birds and other animals actually have dew claws.
- 8:08Speaker 5: Think of your pets, if you've got a dog, cat,
- 8:11Speaker 5: they have those little extra digits up the back from
- 8:13Speaker 5: their pad, their normal pad. Even some bird species like raptors, owls, eagles, hawks,
- 8:20Speaker 5: they have that extra claw. For most animals that actually
- 8:22Speaker 5: have dew claws, they don't really serve a purpose except
- 8:27Speaker 5: for raptors of course they're they're using them to catch
- 8:30Speaker 5: fish and tear fish and other uh, other prey animals.
- 8:34Speaker 6: But on deer itself, they're those extra digits.
- 8:38Speaker 5: They have a cratness or like, you know, kind of
- 8:41Speaker 5: a hoof material on them, and uh, they're behind the
- 8:45Speaker 5: actual hoof and a little bit a little bit up
- 8:47Speaker 5: from that.
- 8:48Speaker 6: But they're vestigial.
- 8:49Speaker 5: They're not used deer of a couple of remnant things
- 8:54Speaker 5: on them. If you've ever killed a deer with upper canines,
- 8:57Speaker 5: those are, you know, an evolutionary throwback.
- 9:00Speaker 6: That's what dew claws are. They're part of.
- 9:02Speaker 5: The animal family that has an even numbered of toes.
- 9:06Speaker 5: You know, all of the servids of deer, elk, and
- 9:10Speaker 5: other species moose. And instead of two hoofs, they used
- 9:14Speaker 5: to have four, now they only use two.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Of them now. Most hunters would tell you that you
- 9:18Speaker 2: can identify a buck track by the dew claw indentations.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Is that true?
- 9:24Speaker 6: That is not true.
- 9:27Speaker 5: Both bucks and does actually have dew claws, so it's
- 9:30Speaker 5: not sex specific. So if you're saying just because dew
- 9:34Speaker 5: claws are present in the track, it must be a buck,
- 9:38Speaker 5: that could be a buck, but it's it's not a
- 9:41Speaker 5: definitive thing. They both sexes have them.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Now. Another common bit of wisdom deer hunters will tell
- 9:47Speaker 2: you is that buck hooves spread the furthest apart. So
- 9:50Speaker 2: if you see a track that is shaped like a
- 9:52Speaker 2: heart where there's a lot of space between the pads,
- 9:54Speaker 2: then that's a buck. Is that true?
- 9:58Speaker 6: That is also probably not is reliable of a thing
- 10:03Speaker 6: to use.
- 10:04Speaker 5: Most deer might spread their hoofs apart based on their weight,
- 10:09Speaker 5: and so you could have a big female or a
- 10:12Speaker 5: big male buck or dough that that could spread their
- 10:15Speaker 5: toes apart. It also could be based on their gate
- 10:18Speaker 5: and how quickly they're moving, or the material.
- 10:20Speaker 6: That they're stepping down on. So if it's you know,
- 10:23Speaker 6: soft mud, their toes might spread apart.
- 10:25Speaker 7: So generally the everybody's Yeah, generally, the heavier the deer,
- 10:33Speaker 7: the likelihood of those those hoofs spreading apart will happen.
- 10:36Speaker 5: But just because it's doing it, I wouldn't say it's
- 10:38Speaker 5: a reliable estimator.
- 10:40Speaker 2: I've also heard it said that hooves can be like fingerprints,
- 10:43Speaker 2: where some deer will produce unique tracks that you can
- 10:46Speaker 2: identify them by. Is that true?
- 10:50Speaker 6: Yeah, they could be true. I think the likelihood is
- 10:53Speaker 6: is low.
- 10:54Speaker 5: I mean, most deer hoofs look the same, so most
- 10:56Speaker 5: tracks look the same. But I mean I've seen and
- 10:59Speaker 5: killed deer that had unique characteristics in their hooves. Never
- 11:02Speaker 5: gone back to go look to see if I could
- 11:04Speaker 5: find that track. And I've never used a track. Maybe
- 11:07Speaker 5: you guys have to track a deer, but you know,
- 11:10Speaker 5: they mess up their hooves, their material that grows constantly,
- 11:14Speaker 5: but they can chip pieces off or parts of it.
- 11:17Speaker 5: Might if they're disease like with epizootic haemorrhagic disease or EHD,
- 11:21Speaker 5: their hooves can crack.
- 11:23Speaker 6: So that is true. Have you guys ether ever experienced that.
- 11:27Speaker 2: I don't know that I've seen a unique track where
- 11:30Speaker 2: I'm like, that is a weird walking buck, you.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Guys, I feel like I've read about it, sure, but
- 11:36Speaker 1: I've never not first hand, no.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Corey anything with elk deer.
- 11:40Speaker 3: The buck I killed this year, actually I knew he
- 11:43Speaker 3: had a limp, at least from the landowner told me, like,
- 11:46Speaker 3: look for a buck that's got a pretty obvious limp
- 11:48Speaker 3: and old and his hooves were extremely large and elongate,
- 11:53Speaker 3: so just in a normal track, I could tell that
- 11:56Speaker 3: at least guess that that was him.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you knew his finger print.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's just being big though, right.
- 12:05Speaker 3: My thought went to Old, like really old nasty hoofs.
- 12:08Speaker 3: They were indented, almost hallow the inside.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I feel like there's like an old outdoor life story
- 12:13Speaker 1: of like a bowl that has like it's missing the
- 12:18Speaker 1: front part of it's of one of its toes there,
- 12:22Speaker 1: you know, and it's like, that's that's how.
- 12:26Speaker 2: The last bit of tracking wisdom I've heard is that
- 12:28Speaker 2: buck tracks are just simply bigger than dough tracks. Please
- 12:32Speaker 2: tell us that's at least true.
- 12:34Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true.
- 12:35Speaker 5: I mean bucks generally are bigger than than does and
- 12:38Speaker 5: so if you're looking at tracks, the largest ones would
- 12:43Speaker 5: likely be a buck just because they're they're bigger animals.
- 12:48Speaker 6: That that from a sexual dimorphism. But there's a lot
- 12:51Speaker 6: of overlap there.
- 12:52Speaker 5: As you're showing on the screen, you know, being able
- 12:55Speaker 5: to take somebody to an individual track and say, definitive,
- 13:00Speaker 5: this is absolutely a buck. You know, there's only a
- 13:04Speaker 5: small percentage, it's five ten percent of all tracks that
- 13:07Speaker 5: would be on that right end of the scale there
- 13:10Speaker 5: where you could say, well, that's likely a buck. But
- 13:14Speaker 5: there's a lot of overlap. I mean, just because it's
- 13:16Speaker 5: got big tracks doesn't necessarily mean it's it's a buck.
- 13:19Speaker 5: And if you're interested in antler's You know, there's a
- 13:21Speaker 5: lot of probably large antler deer walking around for bucks
- 13:24Speaker 5: that have medium to small size, So you may be
- 13:28Speaker 5: able to set, you know, segregate bucks out a slight
- 13:32Speaker 5: a bit, but there is a ton of overlap, as
- 13:35Speaker 5: that graphic shows.
- 13:36Speaker 2: And how big of tracks are we talking If we
- 13:38Speaker 2: want to be sure that we're looking at a buck track,
- 13:40Speaker 2: what size does it need to approach to be like, okay,
- 13:42Speaker 2: that that is a mature buck.
- 13:45Speaker 5: Where you're looking at that graphic right there, you know,
- 13:48Speaker 5: at least in that study that was from Georgia, you know,
- 13:51Speaker 5: the tracks that are more than four inches in length,
- 13:54Speaker 5: at least down there, it would change geographically. So you know,
- 13:58Speaker 5: I live in upstate New York in the foothills of
- 14:01Speaker 5: the Adirondics. Deer here are much larger than they are
- 14:04Speaker 5: in Georgia. Is where you guys are in Montana. So
- 14:06Speaker 5: you know, a deer track that's probably four and a
- 14:08Speaker 5: half five inches in length and overall three to three
- 14:13Speaker 5: and a half inches wide or wider is going to
- 14:16Speaker 5: be a large deer. And then you'd be looking at
- 14:20Speaker 5: probably some if not most of those being bucks.
- 14:25Speaker 2: And I think I remember matt from that study, it's
- 14:26Speaker 2: saying like the top ten percent of the biggest tracks
- 14:30Speaker 2: you see those likely belong to a buck. Is that
- 14:33Speaker 2: is that correct?
- 14:34Speaker 5: Yeah? That study that you just showed was from Georgia
- 14:37Speaker 5: from the mid or early two thousands. They had about
- 14:39Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty deer that were hunter harvested and
- 14:43Speaker 5: they measured the tracks off of all of them. About
- 14:45Speaker 5: one hundred of the deer were bucks, and I think
- 14:48Speaker 5: it was eight percent where you were able to definitively
- 14:52Speaker 5: say of the one hundred and fifty something deer were bucks,
- 14:56Speaker 5: just based on the length.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Or the width. Okay, so simply put, dew clause don't
- 15:01Speaker 2: mean much, The amount of space between the pads of
- 15:03Speaker 2: the hoofs doesn't mean anything. But the very biggest tracks
- 15:07Speaker 2: in the woods likely belong to bucks. Is there anything
- 15:09Speaker 2: else hunters can learn by looking at deer tracks?
- 15:13Speaker 6: Oh heck, yeah, there's a lot you can get out
- 15:15Speaker 6: of tracks.
- 15:16Speaker 5: Freshness of the sign right, I think that's probably one
- 15:18Speaker 5: of the most undervalued types of sign we concentrate on,
- 15:22Speaker 5: like sign post behavior, scrapes, rubs, those kinds of things,
- 15:26Speaker 5: at least for white tails, and I think a lot
- 15:30Speaker 5: of people overlook the freshness of the track and the
- 15:33Speaker 5: preponderance of lots of tracks in an area just to
- 15:36Speaker 5: have a lot of deer activity, whether they're feeding there
- 15:38Speaker 5: or they're spending a lot of time. So freshness, the
- 15:41Speaker 5: direction the deer are headed, and that travel might give
- 15:45Speaker 5: you an indication of what their needs are, where they're.
- 15:48Speaker 6: Going and coming from.
- 15:51Speaker 5: And then just it could potentially point you in directions
- 15:55Speaker 5: of other sign that will help you get on deer. Yeah,
- 15:57Speaker 5: you know, tracks are important, but looking for feeding sign
- 16:01Speaker 5: or some of those other things I just mentioned, and
- 16:04Speaker 5: certainly up in at least in the New England and
- 16:06Speaker 5: Great Lake States, there are a lot of successful people
- 16:09Speaker 5: that use tracks to you know, hunt down and kill
- 16:11Speaker 5: a deer just based on following them in the snow.
- 16:13Speaker 5: And I'm not one of those people that are successful
- 16:15Speaker 5: at tracking only, but certainly that could that can get
- 16:19Speaker 5: you on deer too if you're in the right environment.
- 16:21Speaker 5: So lots of things that we can get out of tracks,
- 16:23Speaker 5: not necessarily segregating whether or not they're bucks or does.
- 16:28Speaker 1: And if you come across like a deer with with
- 16:30Speaker 1: with the big red nose, is that like what's the
- 16:34Speaker 1: etiquette there is that a shoot don't shoot scenario for
- 16:37Speaker 1: you and the good folks at NDA. Have you covered
- 16:40Speaker 1: that one yet?
- 16:41Speaker 6: I think that I think that one's off limits for all.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Okay, okay, good, all right, thank you for educating us, man,
- 16:48Speaker 2: thanks for joining us. You got it.
- 16:50Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, guys, Thank you.
- 16:55Speaker 2: All right. Our next segment is Hot tip Off.
- 17:01Speaker 4: That's salty, ya, that's salty.
- 17:13Speaker 2: Hot tip Off is where two listeners go head to
- 17:15Speaker 2: head with competing pieces of advice, and after we hear
- 17:18Speaker 2: each tip, we'll declare which one is hotter. If you
- 17:20Speaker 2: have a hot tip, take a one minute video on
- 17:22Speaker 2: your phone and send it to radio at the Medeater
- 17:25Speaker 2: dot com with the subject line hot tip Off. This
- 17:28Speaker 2: week it's Jack Anderson versus Luke Long and they're competing
- 17:32Speaker 2: for a one hundred dollars Meat Eater gift card. Take
- 17:35Speaker 2: it away, Phil Fluke clowng.
- 17:42Speaker 8: Hey, guys, mind's Luke Long. I've got hot tip for
- 17:44Speaker 8: you today. If you're like me, you'd like to hang
- 17:47Speaker 8: the European mounts from the bucks you kill on your
- 17:49Speaker 8: man cave wall or wherever it may be. And I've
- 17:52Speaker 8: got an easy way to do that for you.
- 17:53Speaker 6: Go to Walmart.
- 17:55Speaker 8: You can get these two and a half inch metal
- 17:56Speaker 8: brackets like four for five bucks. And you take on
- 18:00Speaker 8: these brackets and you're gonna bend it at one of
- 18:02Speaker 8: these holes. So I take a pair of ice cripts
- 18:04Speaker 8: here and give a little bend about like that. You
- 18:09Speaker 8: can adjust the angle. May need to go a little
- 18:11Speaker 8: further on this one. And I'm gonna show you now
- 18:14Speaker 8: on the wall how it works.
- 18:15Speaker 2: All right.
- 18:15Speaker 8: So here you can see, I've got one mounted on
- 18:17Speaker 8: the wall. I paint them black so they don't show
- 18:19Speaker 8: up as much. But you're gonna push that bracket right
- 18:22Speaker 8: into that brain cavity and your deer is gonna hang
- 18:25Speaker 8: there just perfect.
- 18:27Speaker 1: You can also hang antelope on them as well.
- 18:32Speaker 8: I'm sure quite a few other animals maybe feel. Deer
- 18:36Speaker 8: work jack a little and load got that one crooked,
- 18:40Speaker 8: but there you go. I've got a lot of them,
- 18:43Speaker 8: and uh, they work really good.
- 18:45Speaker 1: God he had to borrow a lot of deer to
- 18:46Speaker 1: make this big jack.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Good hunter.
- 18:52Speaker 9: Jack from Minnesota here coming at you with a hot
- 18:54Speaker 9: tip off for skull cleaning. Ditch the turkey burner. Get
- 18:57Speaker 9: yourself a thermostack controlled water heater. Keep your temp between
- 19:01Speaker 9: ninety and one hundred and ten degrees, a process called
- 19:04Speaker 9: maceration will happen. The bacteria in that temp range is
- 19:08Speaker 9: gonna just eat the meat off of the skull. You're
- 19:10Speaker 9: not gonna have to do any high pressure water blasting.
- 19:13Speaker 9: It's pretty much all just gonna fall off. Change this
- 19:16Speaker 9: water every two to three days until all the meat
- 19:18Speaker 9: is off of the skull. To the same process with
- 19:21Speaker 9: don dish soap and water to decrease it, whiten it
- 19:23Speaker 9: with peroxide, and you're gonna yield some taxidermy level skull
- 19:28Speaker 9: cleaning at home. Your nose bones are gonna be there,
- 19:31Speaker 9: Your nasal cavity is gonna be there, hands off, hands free.
- 19:35Speaker 9: Your dog's gonna love the smell of it.
- 19:37Speaker 2: Give it a shot, all right. Phil is going to
- 19:40Speaker 2: put up a pole for the Chat to vote on.
- 19:43Speaker 2: The Chat is going to decide who gets that one
- 19:46Speaker 2: hundred dollars meat eater gift card between Luke Long and
- 19:50Speaker 2: Jack Anderson, and we're gonna discuss which one we like best. Again.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Luke Long had the manipulated metal brackets for European mounts.
- 19:58Speaker 2: Jack Anderson had the thermostat controlled water heater for European mounts. Corey,
- 20:04Speaker 2: Which one do you like better? Which one would get
- 20:06Speaker 2: your vote?
- 20:06Speaker 4: Man?
- 20:07Speaker 3: Both just fantastic liquid hot magma tips here. But I
- 20:11Speaker 3: think i'd have to go with Jacks. I'm gonna have
- 20:13Speaker 3: to try that. I noticed he had his antlers in
- 20:15Speaker 3: the water too, which is something I'm always worried about
- 20:18Speaker 3: when you're boiling. Sure to keep those out. I always
- 20:20Speaker 3: wrap them in, illumin them, foil, and do like everything
- 20:23Speaker 3: I can to keep the antler.
- 20:24Speaker 2: And he was just using a five gallon bucket, which
- 20:27Speaker 2: is you know everyone's got a dozen of those.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Lander.
- 20:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't think about that either, So I'm gonna
- 20:31Speaker 3: have to try that. So I'd probably have to go
- 20:32Speaker 3: with mister.
- 20:32Speaker 2: Anderson, cal Luke Loong or Jack Anderson? Which one?
- 20:36Speaker 1: I agree? They're both great. I'm gonna go with Luke,
- 20:40Speaker 1: though I don't know. There's just something you do save
- 20:44Speaker 1: money with both for sure, but you also have to
- 20:49Speaker 1: invest a little bit more with Jack. True, So I
- 20:53Speaker 1: don't know.
- 20:54Speaker 5: I like.
- 20:54Speaker 1: I like the simplicity. I think of folks who aren't
- 20:58Speaker 1: mechanically skilled, like even they can shut that's great.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Phil, Do we have some votes happening?
- 21:06Speaker 4: We do? You have some votes? They're still coming. We'll
- 21:09Speaker 4: give them another thirty seconds. Okay, so I started kind of.
- 21:11Speaker 2: Late, so we have one versus one in the room here.
- 21:15Speaker 2: I really like both of these lukes. The manipulated metal brackets.
- 21:18Speaker 2: That's great because that's like the exact shape I want
- 21:21Speaker 2: for a European amount, Like it put the skull right
- 21:24Speaker 2: in the perfect position how I think you want to
- 21:27Speaker 2: display ahead. It is saving you a couple of dollars.
- 21:29Speaker 2: I think he said a four pack is five bucks.
- 21:32Speaker 2: But I'm going to vote for Jack Anderson's. That's just
- 21:35Speaker 2: like it's taking a really sucky chore and making it
- 21:39Speaker 2: much less sucky by doing the thermostat controlled water heater
- 21:45Speaker 2: for euros. That's something you can, you know, walk away from.
- 21:47Speaker 2: It's like a crock pot version.
- 21:49Speaker 1: I think that's where things go wrong with my friends
- 21:52Speaker 1: just walking away apart. It's like change the water every
- 21:55Speaker 1: two to three days, and they're like, oh, yeah, that's
- 21:58Speaker 1: been back there a long time.
- 21:59Speaker 4: Our producer just let me know that he bought one
- 22:02Speaker 4: of those heaters on Jack's recommendation on Amazon, and it
- 22:05Speaker 4: was thirty dollars.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Thirty dollars that's what it costs to fill a propane
- 22:09Speaker 2: tank that you'd go through, you know, doing a European
- 22:13Speaker 2: mount on a turkey cooker.
- 22:14Speaker 4: And on that topic, with sixty two percent of the vote,
- 22:17Speaker 4: the winner is Jack.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Okay, here, Jack Anderson, he's got a good head of
- 22:22Speaker 2: hair on him. He's now going to get a one
- 22:24Speaker 2: hundred dollars Meat Eater gift card as well. Good for you, Jack.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Send your hot tip offs to radio at the meadeater
- 22:31Speaker 2: dot com and you might show up on a future
- 22:34Speaker 2: show of media to Radio. All right, we're about halfway
- 22:39Speaker 2: through the show. Let's take a break for some listener feedback.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Phil let's chat have to say.
- 22:44Speaker 4: Chat's mostly talking with Randall, who is very active in
- 22:46Speaker 4: the chat.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Randall. Where's Randall sitting at right now? Somewhere
- 22:50Speaker 2: on the live tour?
- 22:51Speaker 4: Right? He is in Nashville, Tennessee. He sent me a
- 22:53Speaker 4: picture from the same green room we were hanging out
- 22:55Speaker 4: in at Buckfest twenty twenty five for the Big buck
- 22:58Speaker 4: Hunter Championship. They're playing in the same venue that that
- 23:00Speaker 4: was in. So Randall's a seasoned vet of that building.
- 23:04Speaker 4: But we've got a few questions. Get some more in.
- 23:06Speaker 4: We've got Cal here, We've got Corey here, uh, speaking
- 23:09Speaker 4: of Mogor, says, let Corey know that he Morgan was
- 23:14Speaker 4: just saying thank you Corey for helping him with his
- 23:16Speaker 4: his cookbook through customs. Such a kind and helpful guy.
- 23:20Speaker 4: I agree, Mogor. We love having Corey. Oh glad you
- 23:23Speaker 4: got your books.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Moor took him about a year, but that's that's how
- 23:26Speaker 2: long it takes to get a book across the count
- 23:28Speaker 2: so really.
- 23:29Speaker 3: It was actually quite fast.
- 23:31Speaker 4: That's good. Garrett has a question for cal Cal have
- 23:34Speaker 4: you why? He says, why do guides not like the
- 23:36Speaker 4: seven villainter rem bag.
- 23:38Speaker 1: We've covered this multiple times, so I'm gonna do it
- 23:41Speaker 1: real quick.
- 23:41Speaker 4: Sure.
- 23:42Speaker 1: When the seven Numb Numb made its appearance, it's it's
- 23:46Speaker 1: the classic thing that we still see today where target
- 23:51Speaker 1: loads are are the most prolific thing on the market.
- 23:58Speaker 1: They shoot great, but they don't kill well. And looking
- 24:01Speaker 1: back on my experience with with the the old backfiring
- 24:08Speaker 1: fire belching boat anchor, I think is what it was
- 24:11Speaker 1: referred to as multiple times that was the issue. Not
- 24:16Speaker 1: the ballistics, not the caliber, but a lack of good
- 24:23Speaker 1: ammo on the market. Killing ammo.
- 24:27Speaker 4: There you go, sweet, let's see we've got a question
- 24:32Speaker 4: from pain Poplars Deer Jerky on a pellet grill versus
- 24:35Speaker 4: a dehydrator. Is this something you guys have experience with? Yeah,
- 24:39Speaker 4: both methods, yep.
- 24:41Speaker 1: If you have a big fancy pants dehydrator, I think
- 24:45Speaker 1: that's the way to go for that same kind of
- 24:49Speaker 1: set it and forget it type of deal, and it's
- 24:51Speaker 1: it would be like less expensive too, doesn't doesn't take
- 24:55Speaker 1: not a big drain on the old electric bill.
- 24:59Speaker 2: Something you can do in your your kitchen as well
- 25:01Speaker 2: versus pellig grill this time of year. I don't care
- 25:05Speaker 2: for firing that thing up in December outside.
- 25:07Speaker 1: It's yeah again in your your run the show when
- 25:11Speaker 1: you're cooking, like you got to account for that thing
- 25:13Speaker 1: warming up. It is a pain, But I do. I
- 25:16Speaker 1: do like the products still good this time of year.
- 25:18Speaker 1: It just takes more time.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Corey. Any thoughts on jerky versus on the pelligrill versus dehydrator.
- 25:26Speaker 3: I've only used my oven connection of the Yeah, I
- 25:30Speaker 3: don't know. It takes that work three four hours. Makes
- 25:33Speaker 3: pretty fine that you.
- 25:34Speaker 2: Look forward to firing up in December. Yeah, exactly kind
- 25:36Speaker 2: of neating. Ye, what else we got?
- 25:38Speaker 4: Phil Friday Arrows asks best Christmas movie.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Hmmm, Phil, you answer that one for us?
- 25:44Speaker 4: Oh, I don't. I love Christmas, but I'm not super
- 25:46Speaker 4: passionate about about Christmas movies. I love, I love the
- 25:49Speaker 4: nineteen eighty, nineteen eighty, might be eighty three, the animated
- 25:54Speaker 4: Mickey's a Christmas Carol. It's short and sweet. Yeah, it's
- 25:56Speaker 4: only like twenty five minutes long. That was That was
- 25:58Speaker 4: my that was my Christmas Carol. I it's a wonderful life.
- 26:01Speaker 4: It's it's a long movie. I saw in Amazon that
- 26:03Speaker 4: they have an abridged version or they cut like an
- 26:05Speaker 4: hour out of the movie, which I think it's like sacrilegious.
- 26:07Speaker 1: That's horrible.
- 26:08Speaker 4: But it is a long movie. Yeah, you know, and
- 26:11Speaker 4: like as far as modern stuff goes, I mean Elf,
- 26:13Speaker 4: Elf has kind of become like a classic. Yes, that
- 26:16Speaker 4: theme Home alone one and two are also good to
- 26:18Speaker 4: put on the background.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Yeah, Cory cal favorite Christmas movie.
- 26:22Speaker 3: I watched Bad Santa too the other night.
- 26:25Speaker 4: It's not good.
- 26:27Speaker 3: It's funny, but that's not the best Christmas movie ever.
- 26:30Speaker 3: I would have to say a Christmas Carol.
- 26:34Speaker 1: I think Scrooged with Bill Murray. It's like a fantastic
- 26:39Speaker 1: Christmas movie. My like, I guess serious Christmas movie would
- 26:45Speaker 1: definitely be It's a Wonderful Life. Have always been a
- 26:48Speaker 1: sucker for that one. And then a legit, fun funny
- 26:57Speaker 1: new Christmas movie is uh, oh, crapes, What's the Night Before?
- 27:04Speaker 1: I think is what it's called with Ye that is
- 27:10Speaker 1: a legit, Ye that is that is legit.
- 27:14Speaker 4: I like that one.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Elf would be my favorite Christmas movie. I'm far less
- 27:18Speaker 2: passionate about Christmas movies than Christmas music, though I love
- 27:22Speaker 2: Christmas music. I've I've got Christmas playlist that you know,
- 27:25Speaker 2: gets the dust brushed off it in Thanksgiving playing.
- 27:31Speaker 1: Mariah Carey is on there. I Will Shove You to
- 27:33Speaker 1: the floor.
- 27:33Speaker 2: Riah Carrey is on there. My favorite Christmas albums Casey
- 27:39Speaker 2: musk Graves. She has a phenomenal Christmas album, some very
- 27:41Speaker 2: good original music on there.
- 27:43Speaker 4: Do Wrong.
- 27:44Speaker 2: She has a great Christmas album. I love snowm Forever.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Michael Bubla, He's you know, he's like the Coca Cola
- 27:54Speaker 2: Christmas music. You have to have Michael.
- 27:56Speaker 4: Concert with.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Is it a Christmas concert?
- 28:00Speaker 4: I mean it was. It was near the holiday seasons.
- 28:02Speaker 4: I think he played like one or two, but it
- 28:04Speaker 4: wasn't it wasn't specifically Christmas. The Vince Guaraldi jazz record
- 28:08Speaker 4: from a Charlie Brown. Charlie, that's the record I need.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a jazzy good Christmas music. Randy Travis.
- 28:16Speaker 2: I love his Christmas album, Love Love Christmas Music. Bill
- 28:20Speaker 2: gives a couple more.
- 28:21Speaker 4: A couple more. Okay, let's see here a question for
- 28:24Speaker 4: cal from Kaye Clover Dan's are you excited for the
- 28:28Speaker 4: new role? Are you going to really locate to Missoula?
- 28:31Speaker 4: He's stoked to have you at the Helm come to
- 28:32Speaker 4: Colorado Rendezvous this year.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Wow, thank you. I am super stoked. I'm real, real
- 28:38Speaker 1: excited to Yeah, first first legit day as January one,
- 28:45Speaker 1: so really excited. Been onboarding a bunch and working with
- 28:51Speaker 1: the team already and like, yeah, crazy crazy good staff.
- 29:00Speaker 1: The mission orientation is provides for a different work environment
- 29:07Speaker 1: for sure. It's pretty pretty cool, passionate folks, really really
- 29:12Speaker 1: neat And yeah, I'm not planning on relocating back to Missoula.
- 29:18Speaker 1: It's like three of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
- 29:22Speaker 1: in Missoula right now. Anyway, like the atmospheric river, insanely
- 29:28Speaker 1: high winds. They don't need me in the mix right now.
- 29:31Speaker 4: So you would be the fourth in that in that scenario,
- 29:33Speaker 4: I got it exactly.
- 29:35Speaker 2: I also love the Weezer Christmas album. Their rendition of
- 29:39Speaker 2: Hark the Herald Angels Sings. It's great stuff. It's it's perfect.
- 29:43Speaker 4: As a man who loves Weezer, I don't know if
- 29:45Speaker 4: I can get on board with that.
- 29:47Speaker 2: All drop someible recommendations throughout the.
- 29:48Speaker 4: Show, but as far as modern Christmas movies, one more
- 29:50Speaker 4: for me too. There's an animated movie on Netflix called Klaus,
- 29:53Speaker 4: which is kind of like a Santa origin story. Jason
- 29:55Speaker 4: Schwartzman and JK. Simmons. It's very very good. Really, yes,
- 29:59Speaker 4: it's it's a it's a great movie.
- 30:01Speaker 2: I also love the Mannheim Steamroller and went and saw
- 30:03Speaker 2: them last year in Bowsman. They rolled through, but it
- 30:06Speaker 2: wasn't the Mannheim Steamroller, which I felt a little bitrayed.
- 30:09Speaker 2: I think, I mean, I think we got like lower
- 30:13Speaker 2: than that.
- 30:13Speaker 4: All of those from the eighties that's still to an hour,
- 30:17Speaker 4: kind of like Ship of Theseus, where it's like, if
- 30:18Speaker 4: you just keep replacing all the members, is it even
- 30:21Speaker 4: the same band anymore? You know?
- 30:23Speaker 2: And then weirdly they shoehorned in the song Convoy you familiar.
- 30:28Speaker 1: With that they that is so weird.
- 30:31Speaker 2: It was very weird, very fun.
- 30:33Speaker 9: Uh.
- 30:33Speaker 2: The audience was not into it as much as I was.
- 30:36Speaker 1: That's amazing.
- 30:37Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna move on. Our next segment is
- 30:40Speaker 2: meat Pole Say Sule Meat. Welcome to me, lady. I
- 30:48Speaker 2: got a game.
- 30:49Speaker 3: Something give me The beat Boy.
- 30:55Speaker 2: Meat Poll is a test of how much you know
- 30:57Speaker 2: about your fellow hunters and anglers. I surveyed five hundred
- 31:00Speaker 2: meat Eater listeners about the outdoors. Your job is to
- 31:04Speaker 2: predict their answers. There are three questions. Whoever is closest
- 31:07Speaker 2: to the correct answer between Cal and Corey gets a point,
- 31:10Speaker 2: and whoever gets two points will be the winner. Also,
- 31:13Speaker 2: the chat should play along because Phil is going to
- 31:15Speaker 2: watch your answers and give a shout out to whoever
- 31:18Speaker 2: is closest an unlike price is right, you guys can't cheat,
- 31:22Speaker 2: so we know that the winner is You only win
- 31:25Speaker 2: if you're true of heart. Here's the first question. What
- 31:29Speaker 2: percentage of meat eater listeners would rather deer hunt in
- 31:33Speaker 2: the morning instead of the afternoon. What percentage of meat
- 31:40Speaker 2: eater listeners would pick deer hunting in the morning rather
- 31:45Speaker 2: than the afternoon.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Oh, we don't call it first light for nothing, not
- 31:49Speaker 3: last light.
- 31:50Speaker 2: What would you pick, Corey? Deer hunting in the morning
- 31:52Speaker 2: or afternoon?
- 31:52Speaker 4: What day of the week are we talking.
- 31:55Speaker 2: We're gonna say Thursday, Today morning, okay, cal morning or morning? Wow?
- 32:01Speaker 2: Two votes for morning. What percentage of meat Eater listeners
- 32:04Speaker 2: would rather deer hunt in the morning instead of the afternoon.
- 32:09Speaker 2: Five hundred listeners answered this question. Yeah, five hundred. I
- 32:16Speaker 2: like the afternoon just because there's a definitive vent when
- 32:20Speaker 2: I'm in When I'm out there in the morning, I'm
- 32:22Speaker 2: always worried, like I'm leaving some meat on the bone.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Like if I take off at ten am, it's all
- 32:26Speaker 2: about to happen at ten fifteen am, Whereas in the afternoon,
- 32:29Speaker 2: it's like it's done, it's over. I deal with that.
- 32:33Speaker 1: That's somebody who stands in a strap to a tree's perspective,
- 32:37Speaker 1: like why would you leave?
- 32:39Speaker 2: Why would you? Well, you gotta leave at some point,
- 32:40Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, when it was dark again.
- 32:42Speaker 2: It's right. Okay, you boys have your answers. Yeah, go
- 32:45Speaker 2: ahead and reveal your answers. Corey says ninety six percent
- 32:49Speaker 2: would rather hunt in the morning instead of the afternoon.
- 32:52Speaker 2: Cal says seventy three percent. The correct answer is sixty
- 32:58Speaker 2: four point eight percent. That gives Cal the first point.
- 33:02Speaker 2: He was nine percentage points off.
- 33:04Speaker 4: I forget you're good at that.
- 33:05Speaker 1: You're playing against the man of the people.
- 33:08Speaker 2: He knows price is right, he knows meat pole.
- 33:10Speaker 7: Well.
- 33:11Speaker 1: I got spanked at prices right with Steve. That was
- 33:13Speaker 1: surprising to me.
- 33:14Speaker 2: But now I did my own survey at home. All
- 33:16Speaker 2: of the forty one bucks I could recall, nineteen were
- 33:19Speaker 2: killed in the morning, twenty two in the afternoon. That
- 33:22Speaker 2: means fifty four percent were afternoon versus forty six percent
- 33:26Speaker 2: in the morning. And I found this interesting. My five
- 33:29Speaker 2: biggest white tails were killed in the afternoon, but my
- 33:31Speaker 2: three biggest muleis were killed in the morning. I don't
- 33:35Speaker 2: know how to make sense of that.
- 33:36Speaker 1: I have many animals that I located in the morning
- 33:40Speaker 1: and killed in the afternoon. Had I not been out
- 33:42Speaker 1: there in the morning, sure, I would have had no
- 33:45Speaker 1: idea where they were.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Just hunt both we had Mark from Southeast Arizona. I
- 33:49Speaker 4: get sixty five percent.
- 33:51Speaker 2: Two percentage points off. Well done, Mark from Southeast Arizona.
- 33:56Speaker 2: All right, Here is our second question. Cal has a
- 33:59Speaker 2: one point lead. What percentage of meat eater listeners have
- 34:04Speaker 2: ridden a horse?
- 34:05Speaker 1: That's a new one.
- 34:07Speaker 2: What percentage of me deater listeners have ridden a horse?
- 34:11Speaker 2: I have never rode a horse. I was thinking about.
- 34:14Speaker 2: I'm reading a book right now called The Horse. That
- 34:16Speaker 2: was what made me think of this. I don't think
- 34:18Speaker 2: I've even ever touched a horse.
- 34:20Speaker 1: I don't think you're really missing out on anything.
- 34:22Speaker 2: I'm with you. I was like, well, I've made it
- 34:24Speaker 2: to thirty three years old without touching a horse. I
- 34:26Speaker 2: can probably do the rest of my life without that.
- 34:30Speaker 2: Have you ridden a horse? Cory?
- 34:32Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 34:32Speaker 3: I grew up with horses, worked with horses. Majority of
- 34:35Speaker 3: my life was around horses.
- 34:37Speaker 2: When's the last time you were on a horse.
- 34:39Speaker 3: It's been a couple of years now though, Okay, yeah,
- 34:41Speaker 3: five six years.
- 34:42Speaker 2: Now, Calvin's the last time you jumped on a horse?
- 34:47Speaker 1: The last fall I did some I can't imagine it's
- 34:52Speaker 1: all that high.
- 34:54Speaker 2: What percentage of meat eater listeners have ridden a horse?
- 34:58Speaker 4: Phil have you if you wrote a horse, I have
- 35:01Speaker 4: ridden a horse? Okay, yeah, I don't know if you
- 35:02Speaker 4: know this, but Philip means lover of horses.
- 35:04Speaker 2: I feel like I told you that you already knew that.
- 35:08Speaker 4: I didn't know that. But I do not love horses.
- 35:10Speaker 4: But I have ridden one. Yes, that's horseship.
- 35:12Speaker 2: What percentage of meat eater listeners have ridden a horse?
- 35:18Speaker 4: That's seventy just in the room.
- 35:20Speaker 2: Is it true of you, Phil? Do you love horses?
- 35:22Speaker 4: I do not. I don't. I just something about them.
- 35:25Speaker 4: Maybe I'm I'm just intimidated by them or they I
- 35:29Speaker 4: think it's just the smell.
- 35:30Speaker 1: If this wasn't a kid's show, i'd tell you exactly.
- 35:33Speaker 1: I mean, take the romanticism away.
- 35:38Speaker 2: I don't mind looking at them, especially like I know,
- 35:40Speaker 2: wild horses are all wrong for ecology purposes, but they're
- 35:44Speaker 2: quite majestic out there.
- 35:46Speaker 4: I just think, in the year twenty twenty five, almost
- 35:48Speaker 4: twenty six, I find no use for a horse living
- 35:51Speaker 4: living in my suburban neighborhood. Yeah.
- 35:53Speaker 1: I have had many fun adventures that have included those animals,
- 35:58Speaker 1: And every one of those adventures also included moments where
- 36:01Speaker 1: I was like, I hate these things so much.
- 36:03Speaker 3: They were just a tool for me the last few exactly,
- 36:05Speaker 3: it's the tool, exactly.
- 36:07Speaker 2: The boys ready with an answer.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Sometimes the tools don't make it out of the woods.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Sometimes the tool tries to kill you and reveal your answers.
- 36:13Speaker 2: Corey says forty percent of meat eater listeners have ridden
- 36:17Speaker 2: a horse. Cal says thirty percent. The correct answer is
- 36:22Speaker 2: eighty one point eight percent. So Cory is the closest
- 36:27Speaker 2: and he wasn't even halfway to the correct answer eighty
- 36:30Speaker 2: one point eight percent. Phil, how'd the chat do?
- 36:33Speaker 4: We had Friday arrows who asked the Christmas movie question
- 36:37Speaker 4: goes eighty four percent. That was the closest one I could.
- 36:39Speaker 4: I could see most people were way under.
- 36:41Speaker 2: According to a twenty eighteen survey, about twenty seven million
- 36:45Speaker 2: Americans ride a horse each year. That's more horse riders
- 36:49Speaker 2: than golfers, tennis players, or skiers. Of those twenty seven
- 36:53Speaker 2: million Americans, about seventy thousand wind up in an emergency
- 36:57Speaker 2: room because of horse related In all Right, the third
- 37:02Speaker 2: and final questions, it is tied at one to one
- 37:05Speaker 2: between Cal and Corey. What percentage of meat eater listeners
- 37:09Speaker 2: have eaten deer testicles? What percentage of meat eater listeners
- 37:15Speaker 2: have eaten deer testicles? This will determine our winner. Corey,
- 37:19Speaker 2: have you yeah?
- 37:20Speaker 4: Sure?
- 37:21Speaker 2: Cal, have you yep, I have as well. We're three
- 37:24Speaker 2: for three at the host table, Phil Lubber of horses.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Have you eaten deer test three?
- 37:30Speaker 4: I have? Not?
- 37:31Speaker 2: Three for four?
- 37:32Speaker 4: Man?
- 37:33Speaker 2: What percentage of mediater listeners have eaten deer testicles? Such
- 37:38Speaker 2: an easy thing to pack out too? They got no weight?
- 37:42Speaker 3: Yeah, you're already packing yours.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Out, Phil, Excuse me, Cal, how would you tell someone
- 37:50Speaker 2: to prepare a deer testicle?
- 37:53Speaker 1: Oh, beat it and fry it?
- 37:56Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and like a tenderloin in that just like,
- 37:59Speaker 2: don't let that thing getting the freezer. They're too small.
- 38:02Speaker 2: Make it up as an appetizer in those first couple
- 38:04Speaker 2: of days.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, yeah, I mean you can pull that membrane
- 38:09Speaker 1: off the outside, but if you just cut the thing
- 38:12Speaker 1: in half and give it a couple of wax with
- 38:14Speaker 1: the hammer, totally, yeah.
- 38:17Speaker 2: And leave that membrane. Leave that membrane until you're ready
- 38:20Speaker 2: to cook it though, Like until you know the minute
- 38:22Speaker 2: you're about to throw that thing in the fryer. Leave
- 38:25Speaker 2: it on right up until then. You boys ready with
- 38:27Speaker 2: an answer.
- 38:28Speaker 4: Let's do this.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead and reveal your answers for the victory.
- 38:32Speaker 2: Does that say twenty six or two point six twenty six.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Corey says twenty six percent of our five hundred Meat
- 38:38Speaker 2: Eater listeners have eaten a deer testicle. Cal says thirty
- 38:43Speaker 2: three percent. The correct answer is nine point nine percent.
- 38:49Speaker 2: That Ma's Corey our winner of meat poll today.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Kat. We've been talking about this stuff for so long.
- 38:55Speaker 1: I've figured the adaptation rate it would be a little higher.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Convinced some folks, if not. My little flavor text here
- 39:03Speaker 2: will do that. Deer testicles are a superfood. A three
- 39:06Speaker 2: ounce serving has one hundred and ten calories, four grams
- 39:10Speaker 2: of fat, and eighteen grams of protein. Nutritionally, that makes
- 39:13Speaker 2: them similar to sardines and pork tenderloin. For tips on
- 39:17Speaker 2: cooking them, go watch Steve's video called how to Cook
- 39:20Speaker 2: Venison Testicles on Meat Eater's YouTube channel.
- 39:23Speaker 4: It Ryan bet twenty one guests ten percent wow.
- 39:26Speaker 2: Point one percentage points off. Well done, Ryan.
- 39:30Speaker 1: I would rather have a fried deer testicle with cocktail
- 39:37Speaker 1: sauce like legit cocktail sauce than pork tenderlin.
- 39:42Speaker 2: Hmmm, yeah, you know what, I think. I would say
- 39:45Speaker 2: the same. It's very close, but I would say of
- 39:47Speaker 2: all the organs. That's my favorite. It's a deer test call.
- 39:49Speaker 2: I take that above a heart, above a liver, anything
- 39:52Speaker 2: else in the gut pile.
- 39:53Speaker 1: I used to make every year. I haven't done it
- 39:55Speaker 1: in years because now I just get frustrated and throw
- 39:58Speaker 1: the hearts in the grinder in the grind, which is
- 40:02Speaker 1: a fine use of them. But I used to make
- 40:04Speaker 1: these capre s a sandwiches with dear heart or elkhart
- 40:10Speaker 1: because the bite, the consistency of that muscle is so
- 40:14Speaker 1: perfect for sandwiches, Like it's there, sure, but you're going
- 40:18Speaker 1: to be able to to bite through it, and that
- 40:23Speaker 1: is a like it's pretty it's pretty special when the
- 40:27Speaker 1: garden's all fresh.
- 40:28Speaker 2: We asked this question a couple of years from now,
- 40:30Speaker 2: it's going to be double that point, all right. Joining
- 40:35Speaker 2: us on the line last is Cornell University professor Trent Presler.
- 40:40Speaker 2: His new book, Evergreen, is about America's relationship with connifers. Trent,
- 40:44Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
- 40:46Speaker 10: Hey, thanks for having me.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Guys.
- 40:49Speaker 2: We will get to Christmas trees in just a second. First,
- 40:52Speaker 2: I want to talk about some of the other things
- 40:54Speaker 2: your book covers. You say that Evergreen trees have started
- 40:57Speaker 2: wars tell us about that.
- 40:59Speaker 10: Oh yeah, the American Revolutionary War actually started with the
- 41:03Speaker 10: pine tree Riot, which I think most people find shocking
- 41:06Speaker 10: because we're taught in fifth grade that it started with
- 41:08Speaker 10: the Boston tea Party, right. But by the fifteenth century,
- 41:13Speaker 10: the Brits had cut down every single tree and all
- 41:16Speaker 10: of their islands in the British Aisles. You go to
- 41:18Speaker 10: Britain today England, you drive around the countryside, you think
- 41:21Speaker 10: these are nice sheep's meadows, full of grass. But historically
- 41:24Speaker 10: they were covered in trees, and they used wood to
- 41:29Speaker 10: build their battleships, and they were desperate for tall, straight
- 41:33Speaker 10: pine trees to make the masts on their ships for
- 41:37Speaker 10: the Royal Navy. And they had been blocked by other
- 41:39Speaker 10: nations from cutting trees, and the Pyrenees, the Alps, and
- 41:43Speaker 10: the Baltic States. So they sent the pilgrims to America
- 41:47Speaker 10: to cut down trees. And eventually the crown said, they
- 41:51Speaker 10: told all the colonists, we own all the big trees.
- 41:54Speaker 10: Any tree over twenty four inches wide belongs to the
- 41:58Speaker 10: monarchy for the Royal Navy.
- 42:00Speaker 4: So the guy up right.
- 42:03Speaker 10: So the colonists got pretty mad. They started cutting down
- 42:07Speaker 10: all the pine trees that were twenty three inches wide
- 42:11Speaker 10: in defiance of the law right, And so you see
- 42:14Speaker 10: today even in a lot of colonial homes in northeastern
- 42:17Speaker 10: US wide pine plank flooring that's twenty three inches wide,
- 42:22Speaker 10: which is from that era of rebellion. But anyway, long
- 42:26Speaker 10: story short. The King sends his surveyors over to mark
- 42:29Speaker 10: the trees that they own. And this poor guy was
- 42:31Speaker 10: having a beer in the Where tavern, the pine Tree
- 42:35Speaker 10: Tavern in Where New Hampshire, when this angry lumberjack named
- 42:40Speaker 10: Ebenezer Mudget stormed in with his crew. They'd painted their
- 42:44Speaker 10: faces black with soot. They held the king surveyors up
- 42:48Speaker 10: by their feet and whipped them furiously with pine branches
- 42:53Speaker 10: and sent them out of town on the back of
- 42:55Speaker 10: a horse. So that was really the start of the
- 42:58Speaker 10: American Revolutionary War, and it predated the Boston Tea Party
- 43:02Speaker 10: by exactly one year.
- 43:04Speaker 2: Amazing. That's a great bit of America.
- 43:06Speaker 1: Wonderful.
- 43:07Speaker 2: In chapter nine, you talk about the relationship between whaling
- 43:11Speaker 2: and evergreen trees. How were those two connected?
- 43:14Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely so. As we hunted whales to near extinction
- 43:19Speaker 10: in eighteen hundreds, we were using them primarily their blubber
- 43:23Speaker 10: for lighting oil. We burned it for everything. People lit
- 43:27Speaker 10: their homes with whale oil candles and whale oil lanterns.
- 43:31Speaker 10: And as the whale populations diminished, shows sharply that the
- 43:35Speaker 10: price of whale oil skyrocketed. Where it was in like
- 43:39Speaker 10: eighteen fifty money, it was like thirty eight bucks a gallon,
- 43:42Speaker 10: which is like outrageous, like several hundred dollars for a
- 43:46Speaker 10: gallon of whale oil. So there was a desperate search
- 43:49Speaker 10: on to find a more affordable burning fuel, and we
- 43:53Speaker 10: settled on something called camphene, which was a blend of
- 43:57Speaker 10: turpentine and a few other Solventsine is one of the
- 44:00Speaker 10: world's most flammable substances, and it exists in evergreen conifers.
- 44:05Speaker 10: So that thus began this huge effort to tap pine
- 44:09Speaker 10: trees from North Carolina all the way through Texas to
- 44:12Speaker 10: tap the turpentine and the sap and the resin so
- 44:15Speaker 10: that we could have a burning fuel. And ironically it
- 44:19Speaker 10: actually saved the whales from extinction because it released the
- 44:23Speaker 10: pressure on hunting them so much.
- 44:26Speaker 2: Wow. Love this evergreen history. Later you write about how
- 44:30Speaker 2: in the nineteenth century, being a lumberjack was the most
- 44:33Speaker 2: lethal profession in America. One stat showed that over a
- 44:37Speaker 2: forty year career, lumberjacks had a fifty to fifty chance
- 44:40Speaker 2: of dying on the job. What was it about that
- 44:43Speaker 2: era that made this so dangerous.
- 44:46Speaker 10: Well, it's hard to fathom how men in that era
- 44:49Speaker 10: cut down trees that big. You see these archival photos
- 44:53Speaker 10: of the lumberjacks kind of leaning up against a soquoia
- 44:56Speaker 10: tree or a redwood tree that might be thirty feet
- 44:58Speaker 10: wide at the base and if you're you know, it's
- 45:01Speaker 10: hard to picture it now, but America was covered in
- 45:04Speaker 10: old growth trees, trees that were between five hundred and
- 45:07Speaker 10: three thousand years old, and the only tools that they
- 45:11Speaker 10: had at the time were these rudimentary tools. There was
- 45:14Speaker 10: a double bladed axe and a what they called a
- 45:18Speaker 10: misery whip, which was a long saw that was between
- 45:22Speaker 10: fifteen and twenty feet long that two men would hold
- 45:24Speaker 10: on either end and like kind of push and pull
- 45:26Speaker 10: like this. Right, So you think about it, You have
- 45:30Speaker 10: no mechanical equipment, you have a saw and an axe,
- 45:33Speaker 10: and you're with a group of guys. You know, you
- 45:35Speaker 10: all probably have rotten feet and sore and rotten teeth
- 45:40Speaker 10: and syphilis and you're miserable. It's like eighteen fifty, right,
- 45:44Speaker 10: and you're like, let's cut down this tree that's three
- 45:48Speaker 10: hundred feet tall and weighs as much as six humpback whales.
- 45:52Speaker 10: So the majority of those deaths happened simply by being
- 45:55Speaker 10: crushed underneath the fallen trees and branches. It was shocking.
- 46:00Speaker 2: Yeah, you and I both grew up in South Dakota,
- 46:02Speaker 2: so when you covered the Green Glacier in the book,
- 46:05Speaker 2: that hit close to home. Explain to folks what the
- 46:07Speaker 2: green Glacier is and why it's a problem.
- 46:11Speaker 10: So the Green Glacier is this menacing advance of millions
- 46:15Speaker 10: and millions of cedar trees that are taking over the
- 46:18Speaker 10: Great Plains, and it is an ecological crisis of epic
- 46:22Speaker 10: proportions that I wish more people would pay attention to.
- 46:25Speaker 10: Let me just back up for a second. The cedars
- 46:27Speaker 10: I'm talking about are the eastern red cedar, otherwise known
- 46:30Speaker 10: as Juniperus virginiana. They're native to the US. They're not invasive,
- 46:34Speaker 10: they're actually native here. They grow in all fifty states.
- 46:37Speaker 10: They're incredibly resilient and adaptive. So for about ten thousand
- 46:42Speaker 10: years they were kept in check in places like South Dakota.
- 46:45Speaker 10: They only grew in river valleys and ravine bottoms, and
- 46:48Speaker 10: they were kept in check by two things. The first
- 46:51Speaker 10: were indigenous peoples. Native Americans had controlled burning practices, so
- 46:55Speaker 10: they would occasionally light fire to the prairie, which would
- 46:58Speaker 10: suppress the vans of woody tree saplings. The second was
- 47:02Speaker 10: the presence of billions and billions of bison. So there's
- 47:07Speaker 10: a lot of research that shows that land where bison
- 47:10Speaker 10: were present, where they grazed and they trampled, they kept
- 47:13Speaker 10: the emergence of woody tree saplings at bay, which allowed
- 47:18Speaker 10: the world's greatest grassland ecosystem to thrive here in the
- 47:23Speaker 10: central part of the United States.
- 47:24Speaker 2: It's still the.
- 47:25Speaker 10: World's largest remaining intact grassland, but it's in grave danger
- 47:30Speaker 10: right now because without indigenous fire practices and without billions
- 47:34Speaker 10: of bison roaming the plains, now the cedars are taking over.
- 47:39Speaker 10: They're creeping up out of the river valleys, and they're
- 47:41Speaker 10: spreading across millions of square miles of the prairie states.
- 47:45Speaker 10: And I've talked to cattle ranchers even that are going
- 47:47Speaker 10: to have to close up shop because they're losing prime
- 47:50Speaker 10: grazing land to the trees.
- 47:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:52Speaker 2: Where I grew up in eastern South Dakota, the cattle
- 47:56Speaker 2: ranchers there public enemy number one was the red cedar.
- 47:59Speaker 2: Was not coyotes, it was not Canadian thistle, it was
- 48:02Speaker 2: a red ceedar, just because they would take over and
- 48:05Speaker 2: choke out entire pastures that were otherwise, you know, very
- 48:08Speaker 2: productive places to graze.
- 48:09Speaker 1: And you get that neighbor next year who is not
- 48:14Speaker 1: into agriculture. They just want to be out there for
- 48:17Speaker 1: their deer season. Sure, and they like the trees because
- 48:20Speaker 1: it gives the deer something to hide behind. Hey, come on,
- 48:24Speaker 1: come on, North American Grasslands Conservation Act. That is one
- 48:28Speaker 1: tool that if we get that sucker off the ground
- 48:31Speaker 1: run and would provide some additional tools to get knocked
- 48:36Speaker 1: back the cedar encroachment. I love that you bring this up. Yeah,
- 48:41Speaker 1: grasslands are very important to us in the Hunt and
- 48:43Speaker 1: Anglan space.
- 48:45Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about Christmas trees. To write this book,
- 48:48Speaker 2: you spent a lot of time on Christmas tree farms.
- 48:51Speaker 2: That is a type of farm. I've never been around.
- 48:53Speaker 2: What is the average Christmas tree growing operation? Like?
- 48:57Speaker 10: Yeah, so they're out of public eye for a seven
- 49:00Speaker 10: months of the year, right, But they're mostly small family farms.
- 49:04Speaker 10: The average age of a Christmas tree farmer is sixty five,
- 49:07Speaker 10: which is a problem for the industry because people are
- 49:09Speaker 10: aging out and not replacing themselves. The average salary and
- 49:13Speaker 10: income actually is actually quite low at about twenty five
- 49:15Speaker 10: thousand dollars, so most of these farmers have off farm
- 49:19Speaker 10: income or day jobs. But one of the great benefits
- 49:23Speaker 10: of Christmas tree farms is that they're growing a great,
- 49:26Speaker 10: highly valuable economic product on marginal land. So this is
- 49:30Speaker 10: land often that is you know, rocky or on steep
- 49:33Speaker 10: slopes where you can't grow corn or you can't install irrigation,
- 49:37Speaker 10: So what can you grow there? You can grow Christmas trees.
- 49:40Speaker 10: And often those farms also are doing a whole lot
- 49:43Speaker 10: of work at just preserving open space and keeping the
- 49:47Speaker 10: you know, suburban sprawl from getting every single square inch
- 49:51Speaker 10: of our wild habitat.
- 49:52Speaker 2: Yeah, and in nineteen eighty five, Americans bought thirty three
- 49:56Speaker 2: million fresh cut Christmas trees. In twenty twenty three that
- 50:00Speaker 2: number was just twelve million. That's a twenty one million decline.
- 50:04Speaker 2: What happened, Trent.
- 50:06Speaker 10: Yeah, the Christmas tree industry has contracted by about eighty
- 50:09Speaker 10: five percent in the last half century, and that there's
- 50:12Speaker 10: a couple factors. The first is the pernicious rise of artificial, fake,
- 50:18Speaker 10: plastic Christmas trees, which has which all are made in
- 50:21Speaker 10: China one hundred percent in plastics factories subsidized by their.
- 50:25Speaker 1: I'm getting the feeling you don't like them.
- 50:28Speaker 10: You think like, I don't know, I read my book,
- 50:32Speaker 10: I make no bones about how I really feel about
- 50:35Speaker 10: Christmas trees. But you know, so the the plastic Christmas
- 50:39Speaker 10: tree business. Now, last year those imports were over two
- 50:42Speaker 10: billion dollars, with another four billion dollars in just plastic
- 50:46Speaker 10: Christmas ornaments and lights and everything else. So that's one
- 50:50Speaker 10: thing that has really affected the natural Christmas tree farm industry.
- 50:53Speaker 10: And by the way, today the entire national stockpile of
- 50:57Speaker 10: Christmas tree farms could fit within roughly within the city
- 51:00Speaker 10: limits of Los Angeles or New York City. There's only yeah,
- 51:04Speaker 10: there's only three thousand farmers left grow in Christmas trees.
- 51:08Speaker 10: It's a dying business. But the other thing that happened
- 51:11Speaker 10: along the way is that trees became much harder to
- 51:15Speaker 10: grow in a climate that's changing quite rapidly. So we've
- 51:19Speaker 10: seen like the heat dome that was in Oregon a
- 51:21Speaker 10: couple summers ago, where it was one hundred degrees for
- 51:24Speaker 10: a week. It killed tens of millions of young saplings
- 51:27Speaker 10: in Christmas tree farms. We're also seeing extended periods of drought.
- 51:31Speaker 10: You're probably familiar since you're deer hunters. You've seen the
- 51:34Speaker 10: extensive beetle kill damage in the western US, with just
- 51:38Speaker 10: millions of acres of pine trees standing dead because the
- 51:41Speaker 10: beetles would normally be killed in a really tough cold winter,
- 51:45Speaker 10: but with a mild winter, they're surviving in great numbers
- 51:48Speaker 10: and attacking evergreen trees in the spring, and they're just
- 51:51Speaker 10: not able to recover. So I've spoken to a lot
- 51:53Speaker 10: of Christmas tree farmers around the country where they just
- 51:56Speaker 10: lose the seedlings to disease or drought or heat, and
- 51:59Speaker 10: they can't afford to replace them. And it's a slow
- 52:02Speaker 10: moving disaster. Because if I might add one more point,
- 52:06Speaker 10: if you think the heat dome that killed millions of
- 52:08Speaker 10: seedlings three years ago, we won't see the impact of
- 52:11Speaker 10: that in the marketplace for another seven years. Oh, because
- 52:14Speaker 10: the trees grow eight or ten years before they're big
- 52:16Speaker 10: enough to cut them down.
- 52:18Speaker 2: Now you interviewed the man who hunts down America's most
- 52:22Speaker 2: famous tree, the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. Tell us about
- 52:26Speaker 2: how that tree is selected.
- 52:28Speaker 10: Yeah, Eric Pouts. He's got one of the most fascinating
- 52:31Speaker 10: jobs in the world. I think he's been in this
- 52:32Speaker 10: position for thirty years as the head gardener for a
- 52:35Speaker 10: Rockefeller Center. And he drives around the Northeast in his
- 52:39Speaker 10: Ford truck and he's kind of just scoping out trees constantly,
- 52:42Speaker 10: and he keeps notes and note cards and notepads of
- 52:45Speaker 10: where he sees trees. And then sometimes he will literally
- 52:49Speaker 10: just walk up to a door of a house and
- 52:52Speaker 10: knock on the door and say, hello, I'm the guy
- 52:55Speaker 10: from Rockefeller Center. Can we cut down your tree?
- 52:58Speaker 1: You know?
- 52:59Speaker 10: And some people the door and they think this is
- 53:01Speaker 10: an axe murderer, this is weird. And then some people
- 53:05Speaker 10: are like, really, are you that guy? And you know,
- 53:07Speaker 10: he has an ID and some stuff he shows them
- 53:10Speaker 10: to prove that he's legit. But he's got a backlist
- 53:14Speaker 10: of many trees in his mind, so he's already pretty
- 53:18Speaker 10: much picked the tree for the next like five years,
- 53:21Speaker 10: and then he kind of circles back to monitor them,
- 53:24Speaker 10: make sure they're healthy. They're getting water and nutrients. But anyway,
- 53:28Speaker 10: once they pick the tree, they get the approval of
- 53:30Speaker 10: the owner, they'll make a nice plaque to install. They'll
- 53:33Speaker 10: come on cutting day, they wrap all the branches very carefully,
- 53:37Speaker 10: and then put it on a giant flatbed truck and
- 53:39Speaker 10: haul it into New York City.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Amazing stuff. Last question, if we're just strictly looking at
- 53:45Speaker 2: this from a conservation standpoint, is it better to get
- 53:48Speaker 2: a real Christmas tree every year or use a fake one?
- 53:51Speaker 10: Always buy a real tree. I will say this from
- 53:54Speaker 10: the tible, shout this from the top of every mountain.
- 53:57Speaker 10: The world doesn't need more plastic and artificial trees. There's
- 54:01Speaker 10: a myth that, oh they last forever, Let me get
- 54:04Speaker 10: a fake tree, but a lot of research shows that
- 54:06Speaker 10: in fact, artificial Christmas trees are similar to IKEA furniture
- 54:11Speaker 10: and that they people usually throw them away after seven years.
- 54:15Speaker 10: After seven years, you know, you like you want the
- 54:17Speaker 10: next tree that's got different lights, or the revolving base
- 54:20Speaker 10: or Bluetooth speaker or now there's even there's even fake
- 54:24Speaker 10: Christmas trees that come with an artificial pine scent embedded
- 54:28Speaker 10: in them. And you know also every time you buy
- 54:32Speaker 10: an artificial tree, and let's say you do use it
- 54:35Speaker 10: for seven years before you throw it in the landfill,
- 54:38Speaker 10: that during those seven years, that means seven years of
- 54:41Speaker 10: real trees that are not being purchased from small family farmers.
- 54:45Speaker 10: And then you also have to think of just the
- 54:47Speaker 10: farms themselves where the trees are grown. They're providing wildlife
- 54:50Speaker 10: habitat for grazers, birds, insects, the mammals that we all
- 54:57Speaker 10: like to hunt and fish, you know, like these these
- 54:59Speaker 10: are part of our ecosystem and our living environment. And
- 55:03Speaker 10: yes we cut it down, but all those farms they
- 55:05Speaker 10: plant another one right in the place where they cut
- 55:07Speaker 10: the other one down. So it's the most renewable resource.
- 55:10Speaker 10: We've got good stuff.
- 55:12Speaker 2: Love it. Don't need to twist our arm about having
- 55:15Speaker 2: a real tree.
- 55:16Speaker 1: How did you find this guest? This is the best guest.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Oh what a couple of Trent. We've done a year
- 55:21Speaker 2: and a half of episodes and Cal has declared you
- 55:24Speaker 2: to be the best guest. Well fell us out the codings.
- 55:27Speaker 2: We stick together. Yeah yeah. Trent's new book, Evergreen, is
- 55:32Speaker 2: available right now wherever books are sold. It's a fun read,
- 55:35Speaker 2: for folks who spend a lot of time outside Trent.
- 55:37Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us.
- 55:38Speaker 10: Thank you so much pleasure, Thanks for having me.
- 55:40Speaker 2: Guys, do you have a Christmas tree up at home
- 55:46Speaker 2: right now?
- 55:47Speaker 11: No?
- 55:47Speaker 2: I don't know. No, No, how about last year? Did
- 55:50Speaker 2: you have one last year?
- 55:51Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 55:51Speaker 2: The year before that? No, okay, every other year rotation
- 55:55Speaker 2: you're on.
- 55:56Speaker 1: It's just like the travel schedule and trying to keep
- 56:01Speaker 1: take care of something. And if I'm being honest, the
- 56:03Speaker 1: dead tree is still hanging around.
- 56:09Speaker 2: In your back. You know.
- 56:09Speaker 1: We tucked over on the side of the house.
- 56:12Speaker 2: It's good habitat for some birds and voles and mice.
- 56:15Speaker 2: It is, yeah, good, good.
- 56:17Speaker 1: Doesn't bother me. But boy, I just do not think
- 56:21Speaker 1: much of people with fake trees.
- 56:23Speaker 2: Now sure, yeah, the planet.
- 56:27Speaker 1: Right up there with those scented trash bags for me.
- 56:30Speaker 2: Yeah, out of the mountains to get our tree, Cory,
- 56:34Speaker 2: you you sometimes do that. This year you bought one
- 56:37Speaker 2: out of parking lot though, right.
- 56:38Speaker 3: Nope, No, we got a fake tree.
- 56:40Speaker 2: Oh, fake tree. What a loser.
- 56:42Speaker 1: But they walk among us, sitting right next to you.
- 56:47Speaker 2: What's the tree situation?
- 56:48Speaker 4: We've got a real tree. We we just go to
- 56:51Speaker 4: a nursery. So we're not we're not out there getting
- 56:53Speaker 4: getting our boots dirty. But but it's it's real.
- 56:56Speaker 3: Yeah, there's things that I just don't argue with my
- 56:57Speaker 3: wife about.
- 56:58Speaker 2: There you go, now you tell her to watch this.
- 57:01Speaker 2: I'm going to age your mind. Definitely.
- 57:03Speaker 3: We're going to read that book.
- 57:04Speaker 1: I'd go like this route, I'd be like, you know,
- 57:06Speaker 1: what's interesting that you're so invested in raising this child? Right, Yeah,
- 57:12Speaker 1: that's that's pretty neat that you think this is worth worthwhile.
- 57:16Speaker 1: But some things aren't.
- 57:19Speaker 2: There's not going to be any planet around for Marshall
- 57:21Speaker 2: when he gets your guys, it's.
- 57:24Speaker 3: Trust me there like late November deer hunting. She's looking
- 57:27Speaker 3: at Christmas trees. I wish I could, Yeah, but again
- 57:31Speaker 3: worth it maybe, So.
- 57:33Speaker 2: That's why Corey has that black eye all right. Our
- 57:36Speaker 2: last segment is Tattoos. I regret.
- 57:43Speaker 9: Hello talk miss my old friend.
- 57:47Speaker 11: I've looked at my tattoo again. Such a good when
- 57:56Speaker 11: I was drunk last summer, and a pizza says, A
- 58:01Speaker 11: fuss will always fine, harps, it's a tattoo.
- 58:17Speaker 2: We do this segment only to hear that beautiful song.
- 58:20Speaker 2: It's wonder Phil wonderful stuff. We have two tattoos today.
- 58:24Speaker 2: Calan Corey are going to describe what they look like
- 58:28Speaker 2: for the listening audience. But if you want to see
- 58:30Speaker 2: them for yourself, and you do, then head over to
- 58:32Speaker 2: the Meat Eater podcast YouTube channel to watch this episode.
- 58:36Speaker 2: All right, Phil, show us that very first tattoo.
- 58:40Speaker 4: Is this the sorry.
- 58:42Speaker 2: You got it right there? What does that look like? Cal,
- 58:46Speaker 2: describe for our listening audience what you're.
- 58:48Speaker 1: Seeing, say, real tight racked white tail.
- 58:55Speaker 3: I think it's sitting on top of a knee.
- 58:59Speaker 2: I think that's shoulder. That's like, yeah, his shoulder, upper arm.
- 59:03Speaker 1: And then the eye is real dark.
- 59:06Speaker 2: Uh huh.
- 59:06Speaker 1: It is interesting.
- 59:07Speaker 2: This tattoo was sent to us by Jack Shotgun. He says,
- 59:11Speaker 2: hello to my favorite podcast. I present to you the
- 59:15Speaker 2: tattoo I most regret. I was nineteen years old. It
- 59:18Speaker 2: was the fourth of July and my buddy had recently
- 59:21Speaker 2: purchased a tattoo gun. He asked me what I wanted, and,
- 59:24Speaker 2: being a lover of all things outdoors, I said I'd
- 59:27Speaker 2: like a big old buck on my arm. I paid
- 59:29Speaker 2: fifty dollars for it, and he tattooed a nice big
- 59:31Speaker 2: white tail. Now here's the problem. I live in Utah
- 59:35Speaker 2: and have never seen a white tail buck with my
- 59:37Speaker 2: own eyes. So Jack wasn't specific enough, and instead of
- 59:41Speaker 2: getting a big old mule deer buck, he's got a
- 59:44Speaker 2: white tail that came straight from Michigan and he's never
- 59:47Speaker 2: even laid eyes.
- 59:48Speaker 1: Would did the friend continue on in his tattoo career.
- 59:52Speaker 1: I'd be an interesting aside.
- 59:53Speaker 3: I think it's pretty well done. I love the muscular Yeah,
- 59:56Speaker 3: it's all run it up.
- 59:58Speaker 1: Yeah, this is not Yeah, yeah it is funny. It's
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: worth it's worth having it.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: It's not a bad tattoo, but it's not a great
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: tattoo if you've never seen one. It does take up
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: some space, a lot of precious real estate on Jack
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: Shotgun's upper arms.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Oddly enough for me, the fact that it's fifty dollars,
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, good job.
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: Yeah says honestly, not bad for fifty bucks.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: Okay, here is our next tattoo. This is from Eric
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: James Corey. What are you seeing there? From Eric?
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot going on here. It looks like
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: a mountainous scene with a fly rod and maybe some
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: sort of wolf dry fly going on there. There's a
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: latitude longitude coordinates looking at his forearm there on the inside.
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: It's very well done. It looks fresh, obviously in this
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: photo a lot of detailed skin still red.
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: Here's what detail Eric had to say about that tattoo.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: He said, this tattoo is actually one of my favorites.
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: That being said, it still managed to cause me a
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: great deal of embarrassment. The coordinates in the tattoo are
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: of a small creek my family and I have fished
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: as long as I can remember. We usually go together
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: once a year. About six years ago, though, I went
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: with my uncle and cousins and we hiked separately. I
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: got to a point in the trail where it forks,
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: and I took a wrong turn and wound up a
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: mile from the creek. Not a big deal, but as
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: you can imagine, my family gave me all sorts of shit.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: How could you not know? It's literally on your arm,
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: they said. They mocked me the rest of the day,
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: and that story often comes up at family gatherings or
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: anytime the creek is mentioned. I'm sure this week at Christmas,
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: Eric is going to hear about that. Now. Okay, someone
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: Phil has just put a comment up there from dnh sage.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: He says, Now that's how you spot burn. Totally agree.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: Can you imagine putting like your favorite spot in the
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: mountains the exact coordinates on your arm for all to see.
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: Nope, No, you're just sitting at a restaurant in somebody's eyeballs.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: Yeah. Watching the show, Eric James has told all up
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: right now his favorite creak is to fish at with
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: his family. It's not going to be so good anymore. Eric.
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: It's a great tattoo though.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Good tattoo, but now he has to get mocked at
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: Christmas time because of the time he got lost going
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: to that exact spot. Huh. All right, that brings us
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: to the end of this week's show. Phil, Let's get
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: some final feedback from the chat.
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: Oh sure, I was gonna look up where this guy's
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: spot was.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: I guess.
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: Let's see here here we are. First of all, Santa
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: came into the chat. He says, quote, you think getting
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: a tattoo is good. No, getting a tattoo is not good.
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: Thanks Santa, appreciate it.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: We've got a question, Williams.
- 1:02:52Speaker 4: Do deer balls taste like cowballs or are they completely different.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: Tastes the same. It's just like working with something that the cowboys,
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: which are from a bowl, those are five exercise from
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: a deer. So it's like working with a roast off
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: of a big bull elk versus an antelope.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: I think there can be some flavor change, whether you're
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: working in the rut or not. Sure, that's more elk
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: experience with Yeah, elk.
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: Testicles five exercise though on a bowl.
- 1:03:27Speaker 4: From Jack Lions. He says, oops, see hi, all advice
- 1:03:30Speaker 4: for cooking prong horn prong horn antelope for someone who
- 1:03:33Speaker 4: is an adult onset hunter. Got my first antelope with
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: a both.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: I think in the nation archery antelope has one of
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: the lowest success rates for hunters. So well done, Jack
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: Lions cal tell him how to cook that thing.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: Just meet hum rare, buddy. Don't don't overcook it. Yeah,
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: just just nice and simple. Don't overcook it. It'll be great.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think the taste of that antelope, Jack
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: was determined back in August or September, whenever you killed
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: this thing. I think antelope gets a bad rap because
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: people kill them when it's hot outside. They don't take
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: care of the meat right away. They're butchering the thing
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: in a place where they set the hind quarter on
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: a sage bush. And those sage bushes are super oil,
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: And so when folks are like, oh, this meat just
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: tastes like sage, that's not what the antelope tasted like.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: That's what the anelope tasted like after you laid the
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: hind quarter on a whole sage bush and got it
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: covered in oil. So I think, Jack, if it tastes good,
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: pat yourself on the back back in August for how
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: you took care of the meat. Corey, what would you
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: say about cooking that antelope?
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, hopefully steaked most of it. At least
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: every antelope that I get, I try and I try
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: not to grind any of it, just because every steak
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: from neck to tail is just so darn delicious.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Yeah, and typically tender. I'll tell you straight up, we
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: had a very tense evening meal about ten days ago
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: in my household us. I said, now, don't overcook that,
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: and snort overcooked it and overcooked it? And how overcooked?
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: Just a solid medium well okay, yeah, like near burn. Yeah,
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: I mean it's like cube it up and turn it
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: into green chili. At that point differences from Ryan mo
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: a Han a question for everyone.
- 1:05:27Speaker 4: I'm still looking for a gift for my dad that
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: might help him hunt a little easier. He's getting older
- 1:05:32Speaker 4: and isn't as mobile as he used to be. Gift
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: ideas for older folks.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: Have you got him the fed up old trucks calendar?
- 1:05:40Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd make him a better hunter.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Well, it's something to think about a little easier on X.
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: I find that most of the older hunters in my
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: life don't have on X and you show it to
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: them and they're blown away, like well, I've always wondered
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: who owned that property over under? I don't know. Makes
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: it getting in out of the field a lot easier
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: if he hunt any cold place. Just some hand warmers,
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: till warmers, so folks, they get cold faster than a
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: young buck like Corey.
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: Well, and one thought of those image stabilizing buyos. Everybody
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: gets a little shaky as they age, but be a
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: little less expensive, A solid shooting tripod, something that can
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: help keep that gun steady.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: Yep, he's a rifle hunting.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: I like all these. That's good thinking.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: They'll do a few more.
- 1:06:31Speaker 4: Sure, we got one from Phil. He says, Hey Phil, Phil, here,
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: I'd like to know if the crew has a preferred
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: Christmas cocktail or adult beverage. Can you ask them about
- 1:06:39Speaker 4: the next question break we'll do Phil.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: Corey said yes before the question was finished. What is it, Corey?
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: Anything and everything? Uh huh yeah, beer, whiskey, yeah, vodka, quila.
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: That really is anything and everything.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: I saw an old ad for doctor Pepper back in
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: like the sixties or seventies where they recommended eating up
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: some doctor Pepper on the stove and you serve that
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: at Christmas time is like a Christmas drink. I like
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: that idea. So the last couple of years, I've been
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: heating some up on the stove and then I pour
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: some rum in there, and I feel like I'm having
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: a cocktail from fifty years ago.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Nice Phil and I have covered this and I've secured some,
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: but it's in Idaho. Go on Bose Angelus, like we
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: just cannot get the the Christmas ales, like the seasonal
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: cold weather beer.
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: Those are my favorites. That was going to be my answer. Yeah, yep, yeap.
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: So we have jubile Ale, which is good, which is
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: one of my favorites. That's from the shoots out a Bend.
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: Jewbil Ale is a big, good ones, very very unique
- 1:07:44Speaker 4: tasting for sure.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: But I think that my favorite is Nincossi Slayer and
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: it is not distributed in the state of Montana.
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: The thing is it used to be, but there is
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: I heard about. There was some drama about it. There's
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: like a distributor war they where they were kind of
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: buying for power Ever distributes Nincosti said fine, we're just
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: gonna worth. We'll take our business elsewhere and they stopped
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: bringing Nincosti beers out of you. Which a Slayer is
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: a fine good winter beer. I love beers that don't
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: have like a lot of Christmas beers. We'll do a
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: bunch of additives, like they'll put spices in them of
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: fruits and stuff, which is you know, that's fine on occasion,
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: but I can't drink a lot of that. And I
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: think it's like a natural beer that gets kind of
- 1:08:21Speaker 4: like a nice fruity, roasty flavor with just the grains
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: and the hops. Is impressive.
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: Lower budget option that was surprisingly tasty was the sam
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: Adam Seasonal Oh like their winter beer. We had that
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: in South Dakota. Uh huh A couple of weeks ago,
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: and it was great back when it felt like winter.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: It was like six blow zero.
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: I love a good eggnog. I do a homemade eggnog.
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: The thing about egnog is that I can't drink a
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: lot of it, and I'm not much of a sipper.
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: I don't really like sipping on drinks.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: You know another Christmas song I Love of His Father
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: Christmas by The Kinks. I'd put that like a top
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: five Christmas song of all time. It's like where some
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: kids are angry that, like, God damn, Santa didn't bring
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: this any gifts again this year doesn't necessarily age great
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: because he asked for a machine gun to scare the
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: kids down the street and father Christmas. So it's a
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: little relic. What else you got, Phil, give us a
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: cup more sure?
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: Dylan's asking what you're gonna do with your deer this year,
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: Spencer Old, specifically, are you going to make more tallow?
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: We have tallo in the freezer. We'll render that over
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: Christmas break sometime. Then we're going to have some more
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: lip bombs, boot bombs, make some lotion, some chapstick. We
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: have great plans with all that towel. I didn't kill
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: anything early enough this year to have like a super
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: super fatty buck. Last year, I killed a buck in
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: Idaho in early October and that thing was loaded with fat.
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: So this year I'm kind of scraping the bottom of
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: the barrel as far as my towel goes. One more, Phil,
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: One more.
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: Why hasn't met eater created an ugly slash holiday sweater
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: that's from a teodor or something or other. Great, that's
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: a great question. I think it's a good idea. We
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: should do something like that.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: Yep, that's good.
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: That's for Sam upstairs. Okay, take care of that.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six. Now we have pre recorded episodes next
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: week and the week after for Christmas and New Year.
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: So this is our last live show of the year.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, everybody. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: Travel safe, get outside, have fun.
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: Appreciate you hanging with us for twenty twenty five. By now,