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BONUS: The Threesome Dinner · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's La Lak. Welcome back to the Give Them
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: La La bonus episode.
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  Speaker 2: Who I love a bonus episode? Who do you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I do? They're my favorite. I like structure.
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  Speaker 1: The virgo in me likes the structure of the bonus episode.
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  Speaker 3: He said, yeah, they're short thirty We're gone, right.
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  Speaker 1: I chose, Oh my god, I chose today. Uh, the
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  Speaker 1: top three people you would want to have dinner with?
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  Speaker 1: They can be dead or alive, okay, and Lisa and
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  Speaker 1: I were discussing this in the car ride here and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, who would you pick? And he was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: that depends like am I going to dinner to have
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  Speaker 1: like a fun time or am I going to dinner
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  Speaker 1: to learn something?
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  Speaker 3: Well, and your choice.
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  Speaker 2: But that's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: But like, my three choices would be very different if
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  Speaker 4: I were going for like I don't know, occasional, Like
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  Speaker 4: my three are going to be very different than the
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  Speaker 4: three I just would go and have just smoke.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what's here? If you had to choose, would you
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  Speaker 3: go to learn something?
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  Speaker 4: Or would probably I would probably like JFK, I think
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  Speaker 4: I would have Oh can I say that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I know right.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of the comment section has made us all
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  Speaker 1: terrified to say anything.
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  Speaker 5: That's why you said, JFK, I have someone who's in
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  Speaker 5: the same vein, but keep going.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so JFK.
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  Speaker 2: Who else Martin Luther King love it? And then doctor Sebby?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, who's doctor Sebby?
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  Speaker 2: He was like an all he's a not like an
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  Speaker 2: all holistic.
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  Speaker 1: Was assassinated.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he.
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  Speaker 3: Because he actually because he was going against.
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  Speaker 2: Big formam hm.
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  Speaker 5: Unless you want to sponsor the podcast Big Pharma, and
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  Speaker 5: then we are all yours.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: But actually that's a really good lineup t t well.
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  Speaker 2: Round round, But that would be mine. If I was
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  Speaker 2: going for like straight fun, then who would it be?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, this is a good one.
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  Speaker 4: I think Uh, Andrew Santino, he was a part of mine.
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  Speaker 2: Freaking jacked him from THEOV.
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  Speaker 1: You're jacking all of my fun guests.
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  Speaker 3: You're jacking her.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: And then and then maybe Kevin hart or Or has
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  Speaker 4: been growing on me very heavily as Drew.
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  Speaker 3: Ski Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: He's the big he's like the big black dude, like
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  Speaker 6: the he's been on everything and he has a he
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  Speaker 6: has a show that was on YouTube and he was
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  Speaker 6: with THEO was like, yeah, he looked like he just
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  Speaker 6: sucked throw to water hose.
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  Speaker 2: It never stopped.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, they go back to the guy.
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  Speaker 1: So he's a comedian.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah he's.
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  Speaker 2: No, I would say he's he is a comedian, but
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  Speaker 2: he's more like Kai.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you know that I love commercials.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like growing heavily and he's been.
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  Speaker 1: Very Kai sanat is that you're talking about. He does
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  Speaker 1: like twitch or something. Yeah, he's so funny too. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so not a comedian, but funny. Do you you have
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  Speaker 1: a great lineup?
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  Speaker 4: Also, uh, Duke Dennis, he's like a streamer too. I
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  Speaker 4: thought I find him funny. Okay, so that would be
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  Speaker 4: like Theo, Duke Dennis, and then Andrew Santino or maybe
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  Speaker 4: even Billy Billy who the what's his name on Santino's.
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  Speaker 5: Billy Lee or not Billy Lee, Bobby Bobby.
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  Speaker 4: I want to go with Bobby because I feel like
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  Speaker 4: he takes a lot of you know what we'll give.
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  Speaker 2: He is a funny one.
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  Speaker 1: What they have the podcast The Good Guys or something?
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  Speaker 2: Right, Oh, it's the best Friends Friends Believe I'm not
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  Speaker 2: kidding you. Just those two.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking today Billy from the Good Guys.
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  Speaker 2: But that's my Yeah, that's one.
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  Speaker 1: Those are good, Those are great. That's a great yes,
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  Speaker 1: do you have?
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  Speaker 5: I have three? Number one is Jesus Christ. For obvious reasons, I.
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  Speaker 1: Want to ask, would you want dinner to be the
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  Speaker 1: last supper?
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  Speaker 2: No? Because that with just no, I just want to I.
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  Speaker 3: Feel like Jesus because I'm gonna be like, what is true?
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  Speaker 5: Because there's so many people out here being like, this
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  Speaker 5: is what Jesus would want.
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  Speaker 3: Bless your heart.
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  Speaker 5: And I bet Jesus Christ, the actual person, would be like, no,
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  Speaker 5: I don't want that.
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  Speaker 3: I bet he'd have a great sense of humor. So
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: Number two Marilyn Monroe, so good.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's the and of Jay of Ket but I
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  Speaker 5: want it after death, like I want her to come
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  Speaker 5: back from the dead so I can.
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  Speaker 3: Ask her what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So tell me, are we at a dinner setting
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  Speaker 1: like like maybe Craigs mister chow with you?
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  Speaker 5: Jesus, Marilyn, Marylyn and the third guest. I had a
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  Speaker 5: hard time. I had so many ideas, but I'm down
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  Speaker 5: to either Dave Chappelle or Dave Chappelle just incredible or
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  Speaker 5: the person who created time travel. What there's Well, we
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  Speaker 5: know time travel exists for sure, and I want it
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  Speaker 5: to be the person who created time travel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and he could be the one to get you
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  Speaker 1: your guests to you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Two birds with one stone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah wow. I kind of like the idea of walking
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  Speaker 1: into a restaurant and seeing you sitting there with Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: Marilyn and Dave and Dave, what a cruise iconic.
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  Speaker 2: If she didn't change your water to oh Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: Now those we would be like, we would be friends too.
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  Speaker 2: You and Jesus we're friends now.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like I wonder if he would change
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  Speaker 1: my water to wine, knowing I'm sober. No, maybe maybe
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  Speaker 1: he'd be like, this is a special kind of wine.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, we're training in danger territory.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to run out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So yours, Jess, yours is interesting and fun and
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  Speaker 1: also you could learn something.
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  Speaker 2: Where is that conversation going.
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  Speaker 5: I'm asking Jesus about the truth, I'm asking Marylyn about
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  Speaker 5: the truth, and I'm asking time traveler a guy about
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  Speaker 5: the truth. I'm just looking for the truth.
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  Speaker 1: I like Dave more than the time traveler for you,
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  Speaker 1: because here's what I like, Okay, Marilyn, So you want
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  Speaker 1: to know what was true with Jesus, right, And then
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  Speaker 1: what do you want to know?
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  Speaker 4: Ma?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you want to know.
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  Speaker 5: About everything that JFK spilled the beans on everything she
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  Speaker 5: knew just about like the pillow talk from JFK.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus is gonna know if she's lying.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, and then Jesus could call her out.
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  Speaker 1: If she is, Yeah, and then talks about it.
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  Speaker 4: So then, in all honesty, why do you have to
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  Speaker 4: have dinner with anyone but Jesus Christ?
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  Speaker 2: You could just ask Jesus Christ about everybody.
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  Speaker 5: I need someone to lighten it up because it's I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to be finding out a lot of deep shit.
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  Speaker 5: And then, Marilyn, I want to know how she passed away.
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  Speaker 5: I want to know how she died, and I want
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  Speaker 5: to know who did it and.
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  Speaker 1: How, And then you could solve a.
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  Speaker 3: Murder, a murder with Jesus as my by my side.
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  Speaker 2: You could sort of like Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: Could even Yeah, maybe you could represent her, represent me
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  Speaker 4: or Marilyn.
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  Speaker 1: Taking her taking a megatine. We're only eating chicken sate
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  Speaker 1: at mister Chows for a couple of hours. And then
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  Speaker 1: the dinner zone, and then the dinner everyone goes.
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  Speaker 2: Back to where they came from.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Marilyn's death is like a hundred, Like you really think
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  Speaker 5: it was an overdose.
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  Speaker 2: I sure don't know, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: She knew the secrets.
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  Speaker 5: And she was sleeping with Joka and An. I would
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  Speaker 5: like an alien as well.
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  Speaker 1: You know, what we do know is that Marilyn lived
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  Speaker 1: her life like a candle in the wind?
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  Speaker 2: Is that a song? Are you joking? Jessica? Wait? What
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  Speaker 2: is this?
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  Speaker 1: Elton John? You live all that like a candoline wind?
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  Speaker 2: Never know wind? Who turned to when the said in?
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  Speaker 5: You're starting to sound a little more like like Beyonce
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  Speaker 5: and a little less.
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  Speaker 4: Like el Love that said no one ever and income
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  Speaker 4: the trolls to.
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  Speaker 3: Them kidding, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: You never heard that song?
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna meredin was found in the Nude? Come on, Dennis,
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  Speaker 1: you know, producer John, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I know I thought you. I thought you were singing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we are, Oh it's going to be we are
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  Speaker 1: as dust in the wind. That's why my mom wants
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  Speaker 1: us to play at her funeral. But she and she
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  Speaker 1: wants to.
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  Speaker 2: Be created the whole time. She wants to be cremated.
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  Speaker 2: We let her ashes go while that play. She is
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  Speaker 2: dust in the wind, and I will laugh my ass
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  Speaker 2: off that whole time. I can't not laugh people.
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  Speaker 1: And in a way, I'm like, I don't want you
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  Speaker 1: cremated because I need you to have a tombstone because
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: there's so many things I want to write on it, like, yeah, Lauren,
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  Speaker 1: have you seen my glasses?
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  Speaker 2: We've been ransacked? Would you call my phone every day?
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  Speaker 2: Been ransack?
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  Speaker 1: We've been There's so many good quotes to write on
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  Speaker 1: her tombstone.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, so I'm like, all, let them cremate.
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  Speaker 1: The lower half of you, but the rest is being buried.
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  Speaker 5: If anyone, I know this is going off, but just
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  Speaker 5: really quick before we get into your guests. If anyone
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  Speaker 5: could haunt you, guys, anyone you could pick anyone who would.
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  Speaker 1: Be Tubac haunt you? Oh, sexually?
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  Speaker 2: What did you think? I said?
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  Speaker 1: You said, But when you added sexually it.
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  Speaker 5: Could be well, you said Tupac, and then I assumed
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  Speaker 5: you meant sexually.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what do you mean? Haunt like Casper? The friendly
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  Speaker 1: ghost type of haunt?
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  Speaker 2: Like no, they scary shit.
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  Speaker 3: It could be either it depends on who you pick.
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  Speaker 5: You could say like I would like blah blah blah
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  Speaker 5: to haunt me and inspire me every day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I was, I don't know. I was going very
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  Speaker 2: crazy with that.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, I don't even know her name,
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  Speaker 4: but it's Rick Owen's wife.
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  Speaker 3: She's got to be deceased or not.
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  Speaker 1: Is she deceased.
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  Speaker 2: To be delicate with this conversation.
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  Speaker 3: Is she deceased, she can't hunt you if she still exists.
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  Speaker 1: You don't laugh.
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  Speaker 2: We know how that. Let me see, this is rick
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  Speaker 2: Owens wife and look at her purse.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a real head? That someone's real head.
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  Speaker 2: It's Rick Owens's face, but it's a purse. I kind
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  Speaker 2: of like her. Let me say, let me say, but
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  Speaker 2: when she does die, she can hat.
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  Speaker 1: She could haunt you for sure.
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  Speaker 2: They say there's a lot of weird shit going on
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  Speaker 2: behind her.
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  Speaker 1: So heads up, everybody, I don't even know who that is.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, and that's why it's crazy. She's starting to pop up.
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  Speaker 1: Who's Rick Owens?
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Rick Owens shoes is like a designer. Designer.
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  Speaker 3: Just google you guys if you want to see what
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  Speaker 3: we're looking at.
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  Speaker 5: Rick Owens wife brings a replica of her husband's head.
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  Speaker 2: Casually. Just google that.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want one of those, but with dad's
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  Speaker 1: face ahead. Yeah, like a purse, a purse that my
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  Speaker 1: dad's head as a persona kind of like it. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: as a fanny pack.
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  Speaker 3: Oh quite stretched, quite stretched?
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  Speaker 2: We needed just a purse. I don't know about that. Okay.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you who I want to go to dinnerman? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: my top three? I would want to definitely go to
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  Speaker 1: dinner have dinner with Tupac.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I find him to be the most fascinating as you
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  Speaker 1: all know. Actually, anyone who's like a true blue La
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  Speaker 1: La friend knows that Tupac is my most favorite artist.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel like he knows a good amount.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like he was way beyond his time.
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  Speaker 2: Lyrically.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to know the process of his writing,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: like when you get inspired, what, how do you like
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  Speaker 1: sit down and get it to come out on the page.
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  Speaker 1: Because one of my favorite songs of his is Ghetto Gospel,
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  Speaker 1: where he talks about how he goes blind and how
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  Speaker 1: the Lord basically like puts his hands on his mind
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  Speaker 1: and then his pen just flows and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: when you wrote that, is that how you really really feel?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: What's your writing process?
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  Speaker 2: When I rhymes?
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  Speaker 1: When I write rhymes, I go blind and let the
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  Speaker 1: Lord do his thing, And I'm like, and then I
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  Speaker 1: love the line. If I upset, you don't stress, never
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  Speaker 1: forget that God isn't finished with me yet.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: He's so fucking nice, A lyrical genius, well beyond his time.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's just one of the most fascinating people
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  Speaker 1: I've ever I was gonna say, ever met, I've ever
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  Speaker 1: like looked into listen to read his book, so he
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  Speaker 1: would be my number one then, See, I want to
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  Speaker 1: think about people that I could go to dinner with
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  Speaker 1: and learn something from, but I'd have to record the
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: conversation because I don't retaine. So the next one would
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  Speaker 1: probably be, Oh, could you imagine getting Tupac and Biggie
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  Speaker 1: smells at the same dinner?
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  Speaker 3: Oh would that'd be good?
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  Speaker 2: That would be Biggie.
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  Speaker 1: I would really Easton got to have Andrew and Bobby
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: he shared did Granted they have a podcast together, And
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I know that Tupac and Biggie had beef, but was
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: it caused by p Diddy Because he's kind of a
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: piece of shit, and so we don't know. I want
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: to have dinner with the both of them. Also, what
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: did you know?
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  Speaker 3: What did you know?
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 3: Every we just want the truth.
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  Speaker 2: They know a lot. That's why they knew. They know
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: My next one would probably be, I really want to
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  Speaker 1: have dinner.
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  Speaker 2: I really want Julia Fox to be there.
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  Speaker 3: Julia Fox, Julia Fox from Pretty Woman.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's Julia Roberts. Oh, Julia Fox, Kanye West, muse
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  Speaker 1: which I think I could absolutely actually have.
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  Speaker 3: Dinner with Henna. She loves you, she loves you, You
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  Speaker 3: could have dinner with her real.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I find her to be extremely fascinating as well, So
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  Speaker 1: I would want her to be at the dinner with me,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Biggie Smalls and Tupac.
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  Speaker 2: She's fun, She's so fun.
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  Speaker 3: And you guys would like vibe with them, I.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Think, Yeah, and maybe add Lady Gaga to the mix.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so fun because they're really into like the weirdness
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: of fashion. Yeah, you know, when like Lady Gaga wore
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: a meat outfit, a meat.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Real meat. I think it was real. She smelled so good.
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  Speaker 1: So that would be like my my intriguing dinner. But
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  Speaker 1: if I'm having just a boatload of fun. Just the
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: boats are coming in and they're full of fun. Just definitely,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: definitely Kevin Hart, Definitely Gronkowski.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why it wasn't the roast of and
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  Speaker 4: Amy Schumer so good.
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  Speaker 2: So only two of mine are dead.
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  Speaker 5: That's a lot of guests to have, and we brought,
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  Speaker 5: we broke the rules and not really.
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  Speaker 2: That's I'd picked three for a learning and three for
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  Speaker 2: a not learning fun, and three for like educational purposes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, my education is going to come from I truly,
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  Speaker 1: Tupac Biggie and Julia Fox. She has to be there.
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  Speaker 2: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: The other one basically everyone who was at the roast.
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  Speaker 2: Of tom Or.
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  Speaker 4: I would like to have a couple of people from
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  Speaker 4: the Last Supper.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, I would want Judas.
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  Speaker 2: Judas Priest, Judas Price, Judas. Do you remember Dad used
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: to say that all Judas Priest, I'd say something to
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  Speaker 2: go Judas.
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  Speaker 1: Priest, Jesus Christ, said, Jesus Christ, because thou shalt not
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  Speaker 1: take the.
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  Speaker 2: Lord's name in vain.
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  Speaker 3: That's a ten commandment.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you knowd damn, oh goddamn, that's a ten commandment.
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna the Lord's name, the Lord Jesus Christ, because
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: you're also not supposed to say God, right, you're not
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: supposed to say, well, you're not supposed to say oh
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: my God, oh my.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: God, or yeah, the Lord and God and Jesus are
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: all the same, I think, But also is.
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  Speaker 2: Every so is every God. I'm about to get.
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  Speaker 1: No, but I really think my dad would say judas
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  Speaker 1: priest because it.
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  Speaker 2: Was not Jesus Christ.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: He was raised in a very Mormon household.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, oh my God. If I said, oh
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: my God. If I said oh my God, my.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Dad would be like I would say, I would say,
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: I would be talking to my dad and I would go, well,
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: she said, And I would point to my mom and
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: he would go, hey, that's your mother.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: You don't call her?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: She oh, what would you like me to call her?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: And call her mom? He thought it was disrespectful. Mom said,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: he'd be like, well, mom said. If I was like, well,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: she said, and he said, hey you call her mom.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Wow. But he's way more chill now.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, Oh my gosh. See this is what I'm talking about.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: There's so many cool, awesome, sweet nice people out there.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Thank you guys, keep being you. We have so many
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Laala Easton and Jess because they are my fucking favorite people.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Oh it's so fun.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: You got to have fun with you.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: We would do anything you wanted, well I would. I
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: can't speak for them, but.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you when someone like doesn't like me,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: like they're not a fan, I'm like, you're probably Yeah,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: you're boring because if you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Have bad taste now, like you're on the boat of.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Where I am on the boat with loads of fun.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: And if you don't like this.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Ross okay, so keep going, okay us, okay, so this
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: one Jesus, La La and my dad who died last year.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot about my dad.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: We would cry a lot, so we would also laugh hard.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I just know that me and Jesus and your dad
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: who's deceased similar to mine. Yes, because you're I bet
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: that my dad would like give her dad like the
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: rundown of what the dinner will probably be like, and
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the same with her dad. It'll be like, well, my
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: kid's more like X, Y and Z, and my dad's
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be like that. You're gonna have the fucking best
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: time with Jesus and my kids dinner. Yeah, we all
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: catch you back up here around ten, you know.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So fun.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, Taylor Swift RBG and my grandma.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I never met all women.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: That's a rate one.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: All very strong, powerful women. That's a great that's.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Who else I would have done?
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Hill Rosa Parks, the underground railroad.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: By the way, as we read these, yeah, we're gonna
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: have new people come to mind.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: We sure, okay, this one another Taylor Swift. Of course,
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: she would be great to have dinner with. Sarah Kay
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: and Ed Sheeran is Sarah Kay, the MLM person.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: She created the.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: MLM market multi level marketing.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of like makeup right, Sarah Kay?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Wait, okay, so Sarah Kay. Who else Sarah?
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: I think that's and then you got a purple Cadillac
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: if you did what you remember.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: That it was pink Mary Kay? My bad, Sarah. Whoever
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Sarah is? We should google you, guys.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Ed Sheeron, Taylor Swift and Sarah Kay. Oh, she says,
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: because icons I'm so sorry, Sarah. She's probably if she's.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Like an American poet.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm amazing.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: See.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I mean that's a great list to Ed Sheeran, Yes,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I would make him sing everything I would.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I heard. He's really funny.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Oh really really funny.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I am shocked, are you a little bit? Because you
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: would never think that he's like you're perfect?
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: I know, dancing in the grass, perfect, dancing in the grass.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: You talk about dancing grass, yeah, and being perfect.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I love his song perfectly.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: This girl in an American town.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I love him. It's so good.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, Princess Diana Whitney Houston and Celine Dion so good.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Shut the funk up.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I want that gross, I want that up.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I spat. I want that group. I
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: want them. I'm coming, laws coming.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: You have to add a lot at a stool at
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: her iconic those three done, I'll be there.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: I will cancel my whole day to be there. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: la la you Okay. Erica Jane and Kim Kardashian, I
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: would like to be there.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: We would have the funnest time ever.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I think Erica Jane would just be fun.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: So from experience of being at dinner with Erica Jane,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: she is a.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Bag of fun. Fun.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: She's hell of fun. Aw hell of fun.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Abraham Lincoln, Tricia Pads and Tupac just because wow, what
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: a crew. What Abraham Lincoln would be so good? Because
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: if it's post death and he comes back because he
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: obviously was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, there's a a show. There's a series.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Pretty was actually John Wilkes Booth in the.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Shot him in the back of the head, jumped off
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: of the theater and then yelled something on stage and
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: then ran out the back.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Oh but isn't there like some sort of conspiracy behind this?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: There might be I was hold on?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Was he was Abraham Lincoln up in the balcony and
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: he shot upward?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, So John Wilkes Booth was kind of famous,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: like he was an actor, so he had a access
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: to a lot of things.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: So he went.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Up Is this true East because sometimes we.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Got back check us in the series, and this is
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: what I've heard. He was. He's pretty famous. So he
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: had a little backstage action.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: In the American stage actor yep.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: And he went up to where the booths were, and
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Abraham Lincoln's like security I think was in the booth
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: over watching the show too because they thought they had
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: it or something else happened. Shot him in the back
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: of the head, jumped off onto the stage. John Wilkes's boat,
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: he broke his foot doing it or leg and then
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: like limped out, got on a horse and got away
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: and then he was on the run for two weeks and.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Then he got shot and then he got He was
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: twenty six, could you imagine.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Which was like ninety five?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Then he got he got shot.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: He didn't die of natural.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Causes a couple of years and he would have.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: But you guys, could you imagine being like what year
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: you born? You're like eighteen thirty eight.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Have you seen people now old like I was born
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: in two thousand and four.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, no, I know when they
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: weren't even alive for like nine to eleven.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: It's pretty wild.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, Beggie, great one. Bob Marley?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, and Anthony Bordane is so.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Good all three? Oh, that would be iconic.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Anthony Bourden, that would be a good one.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I would have to like maybe smoke a little joint.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, wait, if Bob.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Marley is there, did you see Dob?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the video there?
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: It's a cop in Snoop Dogg and the cops sitting
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: there like just protect him and Snoop Dogg handsome joint and.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: He takes it, takes it and hits it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: And gives it back.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: As you should. I would get fired for that.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I would be like, yeah, how'd you get fired? Smoked
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg's joint with him.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg offered, hold on, it's not Snoop Dogg though,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: it's Biggie Bob and Anthony Anthony. Boy, you have to
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: smoke a joint and then have Anthony cook you something great, I.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Know, and just speak to you while he cooks, like
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: he's on the show. And I was just like infatuated
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: with everything he was saying. He's so smart.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, this one's good.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Michelle Obama, You La La and Andy Cohen strong women,
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: and I have so many questions for Andy.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Oh you know that could be a healthy balance, you know, yeah,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: because I'm kind of like, I mean, I'm not the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: smartest person on the planet. What, yes, you are, But
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I mean like I don't retain knowledge, Okay, Like you
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: can't give me a book and I can have, you know,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: conversations with you about World War two and know everything
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: about it, all right, whatever. I don't retain knowledge. That's
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: why I wasn't good in school unless I really care
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: about it. So you got Andy, who's kind of the
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: best of both worlds. He knows a lot about fucking politics.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: He knows a lot of history, but he also dabbles
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: pretty heavily in the reality space. If you guys didn't know.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: And then Michelle Obama is just a no brainer.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I thought so hard about adding her to my list.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: She would run incredible.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: But then I'm like, I think she can, but I
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: think it's like it's right, she can.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know why anyone would want to be president.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: That seems so stressful.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like yeah, yeah, yeah, but like yeah, do
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: I give a quick drum update from the other Bonus episode,
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: the guy, the kid who went in the dryer.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I've been dying, dying to hear an update about him.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Did Okay?
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: I sent it to you guys, did you guys I read?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I wanted you to read it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: On Okay, okay, okay.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: So this is from Johnny Kennish or Keish Kennish. Thank
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: you Johnny for sending us this update. So he said, Hey, Jess,
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: huge fan of you and all the pod. Thought I
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: would carry on with the clothes dryer story as my
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: mom and I but he put m u M so
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: he must be from the UK and I love you
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: for it, but.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: The drive.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Because I'm thinking of the British mom putting him.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: In the dryer. Oh okay, she didn't put him in the.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: No, remember, I was thinking maybe she said the timer,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: like go have fun, I'll remember to check that minutes.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: But now I'm picturing her with an accent and she's like, Brian,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you only get to stay in for ten minutes, okay,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: And he's like, all right.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Mom, alright, Mom, okay, okay. So as my mom and
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I definitely haven't forgotten.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: When I got in the clothes dryer, it wasn't on
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: at the time, but still had clothes in there. When
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: screaming for my mom, she ran out into the garden
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: as she thought I was outside. Anyways, five minutes later
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: she spotted my face squished against the glass inside and
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: quickly got me out of there.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Safe to say, she was not impressed.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Why am I so obsessed with this story, Johnny?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: That is so funny and.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Is it just going?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: No, He's like, Mom, get me out of hair.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Because he shut it and it locked on the end
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: of kid, it was on.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: No, it's not on, roasted, absolutely roasted.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Not to mention up. Maybe he was just like, he's
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: not the size of a mouse.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a little in a blanket deal.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: The blankets were the blankets actually.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: And not the size of.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Human boy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting human boy.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: I see his head smashed against the glass.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: That's how I.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Picture during Stewart Little, That's exactly. But that's why I
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: said he's not a mouse, because what I Stuart Little
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: does have his face smashed against.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Washer?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Correct?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: No, Johnny, remember Johnny was in the heater.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny was in the dryer. His life would not
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: but not.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I get that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: As kids we like to shove ourselves into small spaces.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and as adults we also like to shove ourselves
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: in a small faces.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: He as adult men, that's the sex joke.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Small places. Not myself.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, oh my face hurts a little.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: No, that was fun. I like that. We ended on that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you guys for listening to another bonus episode
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: of the Give Them laa podcast. Thank you so much
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: for writing in reminder bonus episodes and the video on
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: YouTube drops so I hope you enjoy. Don't forget to
• 29:54
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• 29:58
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• 30:01
  Speaker 1: catch you on Wednesday.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: What like comments?
• 30:05
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• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Wednesdays and next week. Bye bye,