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The Scott and Ally Movie Quote Diner · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: I knew there was somebody out there that would be like, I'm on board with this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Forty-nine fifty-eight.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm fifty-five.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would love that uh toilet to come to me.
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  SPEAKER_00: How can you get sexy in the same room that you took a duke in?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's really just getting out of bed late at night.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the middle of the night, you know, sometimes you're just like, oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you just have the bed get one of those sleep numbers where it's like so you're practically standing up and then all you have to do?
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  SPEAKER_00: All you really have to do is like do a quick turn and then you can just sit right down on the throne.
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  SPEAKER_01: You actually just mentioned something I forgot to mention this week.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you see the sleep number company filed for bankruptcy?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, they did.
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  SPEAKER_01: I read it earlier this week.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now that's interesting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember when we were at Ashley Furniture not that long ago?
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  SPEAKER_00: And I got on the bed that was like, I don't know if that was a sleep number or not, but dang.
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  SPEAKER_00: I all of a sudden was like, sign me up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, when one of our coworkers has one and uh Wendy has one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh she swears by it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, then she'll also be ordering the portable toilet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, but uh she she swears by it.
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  SPEAKER_00: She loves the thing, but yeah, apparently that uh that filed.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is for couples who don't spoon anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because Oh, that yeah, how could you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because one is like three quarters of a way, the other one's practically sitting up in their sleep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Flat as flat as a board, the other one's standing up.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have not resorted to that yet.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not happening.
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  SPEAKER_01: I couldn't resort to one of those mattresses either, that you can adjust the temperature on either side.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like let's say I like it a little bit warmer.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I don't really, I mean, I don't I don't need crotch sweat in the middle of the night, but um have six dogs curl around you, you know, you're already hot.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: But let's say I was on the okay, I'm gonna go to the cool setting.
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  SPEAKER_01: And let's say Tiffany was on the warm setting, and then suddenly I rolled over.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, sweating.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's just weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I couldn't do that either.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I know everybody says, oh, well, it's great because you like it cool, she likes it warm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But when do you guys connect?
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  SPEAKER_00: What is the middle like the normal?
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  SPEAKER_01: Where it's not like it does anything like a normal bed?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and then you and I were uh we were talking about how everyone's on fire wanting the next Austin Powers movie because Verizon has brought back Dr.
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  SPEAKER_01: Evil and a bunch of the original cast for a commercial.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now people are just like, we gotta have it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that spawned us into movie quotes, and not a terrible idea from uh 3836.
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  SPEAKER_01: They go, I feel like you guys uh should open up a diner and call it movie quotes diner.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you guys have so much fun, you can be uh very entertaining.
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  SPEAKER_01: Any rude customers, uh, you can pull the uh shh good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not great at movie quotes, actually.
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  SPEAKER_00: There is certain movie quotes that I will quote, but that's because you might connect.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like Scott and I could quote Austin Powers, and that would work for us, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have uh a quote with my dad that I use, but it's a such an off-the-wall movie that nobody else would know what I was talking about.
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  SPEAKER_00: The only one I think you could do, you and I could do, that we say um at least three times a week is bend over and I'll show you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you get a big tip at our diner, you could be like, I'm the king of the world.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, all right, show me the money.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know, we have coworkers that are masterminds at quoting movies.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sean here it will say something and then he'll go, oh, hold on a second, and then he'll about something from grumpy old men, and I'll be like, Oh my god, I forgot that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he'll email us the movie quote.
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  SPEAKER_00: But have you ever seen these TikToks though, where couples will reference these movie quotes?
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  SPEAKER_00: So let's say you and I are dating, and I'll say, Okay, Scott, what do you say when I say, Um, show me something, I need to see blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you you'll go bend over and I'll show you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: There are a lot of couples, I think, have this or people will have this with somebody else, but I'm not really good at movies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, to do it all the time, nah, I'd have to have somebody better do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm trying to retire Sean as a host.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to think of a do I have a famous movie quote that I say often?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not as much.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I oh wait, wait, wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, you got one?
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  SPEAKER_00: When Quinn worked here, you too always.
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  SPEAKER_00: Always.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dunke! I wanted throttle.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wanted throttle.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dunkey! I don't know why we did it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: You guys over into this thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the limit of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, I I'm not whipping out, you know, all non-stop.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a great idea, but I don't think I have the skill set for it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright, I'm gonna do a quick quiz.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ready?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, I'm gonna give you famous movie quotes.
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  SPEAKER_00: You tell me the movie it's from, okay?
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not good at this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, play along, guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how to text.
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  SPEAKER_01: Use the app.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, oh my god, some of these are just so easy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, start easy.
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  SPEAKER_00: You had me at hello?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, uh, that uh oh, oh, uh Jerry Maguire.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh there's no place like home.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's the Wizard of Oz.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's so dumb.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh you know this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, why am I drawing a blank?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, a Jaws.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Took a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow, that's way old.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this one's a grill.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a very old one, but this one still gets used all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Say hello to my little friend.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Silence of the Land.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, um, Scarface.
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  SPEAKER_01: You got it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, let me see if I can find one that's a little bit more current.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because some of these are oh, you can bring a side order of bacon out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Say hello to my little friend for our diner.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm the king of the world.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh Well, I just did I just did that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Titanic.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: You did do that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, let me think if let me see if I have one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Some of these are just some of these are are are good, but you gotta be able to go deep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, some of these are so old that I was like, I would never you've gotta be able to go deeper than just those.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll have what she's having.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, when Harry met Sally.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's oh, as if.
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  SPEAKER_01: As if.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so is that clueless?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I never saw clueless.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I mean, why would I?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm you know, it wasn't really my thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now I know the quote.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: They only give you I'll give you one more.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this doesn't include you, Space Ranger?
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  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what movie that's from, having toasted.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one is so it this is used so often.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get in loser, we're going shopping, or it'll be like get in loser, we're going to blah blah blah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't know that one.
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  SPEAKER_00: This was Mean Girls.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I never saw Mean Girls either, because again.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I wouldn't expect you to.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, this is why we shouldn't have this diner because we actually really suck at this game.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, unless we employ people that are really good at it, then in which case we'll just be laughing the entire time that we're like cooking or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, I could do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: We could be the host and hostess, we can greet you into the restaurant.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sean's the one who's schlepping your food and giving you the movie claws.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's the movie quote guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's better than that uh concept they had for the restaurant dicks where they were just mean to you.
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  SPEAKER_01: This could just go all over the road.
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  SPEAKER_01: I kinda like that though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me too.