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Slaps, Glizzies, and Fizzies · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  Nora: Just checking in, um, do you have the parasite?
• 0:04
  Chris: Uh, I don't think so. Do you have the parasite?
• 0:07
  Nora: Um, I think, I think I would know. Does Charles have the parasite?
• 0:11
  Nora: Charles, do you have the parasite?
• 0:13
  Nora: Well, he's not here.
• 0:15
  Chris: Oh, shit.
• 0:17
  Nora: Yeah, you know it.
• 0:18
  Chris: Charles has the parasite.
• 0:20
  Nora: Charles has the parasite.
• 1:10
  Chris: This feels super weird.
• 1:12
  Nora: This is weird.
• 1:14
  Chris: I don't know how I feel about this.
• 1:16
  Chris: Hi everybody, it's Wednesday night, it's Vibe Check.
• 1:19
  Chris: I'm Chris, sitting in for Charles.
• 1:22
  Nora: I'm Nora, and I'm always here.
• 1:24
  Chris: And who do we have on the ones and twos?
• 1:27
  Nora: It's Mandy with all the button pushing power!
• 1:31
  Nora: Oh! Mandy's pushing the buttons!
• 1:33
  Chris: Folks, we have a phone number. Call 888-853-VIBE
• 1:37
  Chris: and tell us your deepest, darkest desires.
• 1:39
  Chris: Tell us if you have the parasite, and if so, what you've named it.
• 1:43
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:44
  Mandy: Uh, I vote Perry, short for parasite. Perry the parasite.
• 1:48
  Chris: Perry is good.
• 1:49
  Mandy: A parasite?
• 1:51
  Nora: Perry the parasite!
• 1:52
  Nora: Perry!
• 1:54
  Chris: This is Perry.
• 1:56
  Chris: He lives here for free.
• 1:59
  Chris: Folks, this is extremely strange for me.
• 2:02
  Chris: I do not-- it's weird, because I started a media company,
• 2:08
  Chris: but I don't like being on camera,
• 2:11
  Chris: which is why I can do it sparingly
• 2:15
  Chris: from in the control room.
• 2:16
  Chris: but here we are folks, we're doing it for the show,
• 2:19
  Chris: we are doing it for you.
• 2:21
  Chris: It's been a couple of weeks since we've been on.
• 2:23
  Nora: Nora, what have you been up to?
• 2:24
  Nora: I have been melting in the heat
• 2:26
  Nora: because we are going through a heat wave.
• 2:29
  Nora: It's like 95 or higher every day
• 2:32
  Nora: and it's just too hot to exist,
• 2:35
  Nora: especially with somebody who is on antidepressants.
• 2:38
  Nora: No, thank you.
• 2:41
  Nora: I'm just trying to not pass out from the heat.
• 2:45
  Nora: So I've been staying in the basement
• 2:48
  Nora: and not leaving my basement until about,
• 2:51
  Nora: I don't know, 8 p.m.
• 2:53
  Nora: And you guys are lucky that I like doing this
• 2:55
  Nora: because I would have canceled if I didn't like you guys.
• 2:58
  Nora: (laughing)
• 2:59
  Chris: Yeah, I think we've all kind of gotten to that point.
• 3:02
  Chris: It's one of those things where,
• 3:05
  Chris: my God, it's just too damn hot outside.
• 3:08
  Chris: And it's only July.
• 3:10
  Chris: It's gonna get worse and that scares me.
• 3:14
  Chris: We have air conditioning in this building.
• 3:16
  Chris: It does not work well.
• 3:18
  Chris: It has never worked well.
• 3:20
  Nora: Not on the top floor.
• 3:21
  Nora: The bathroom, if you go down the stairs
• 3:23
  Nora: and go into the teeny tiny little room,
• 3:25
  Nora: it's very well air conditioned.
• 3:27
  Chris: Yeah, the bathroom is nice and cool.
• 3:28
  Chris: Maybe we should broadcast right now.
• 3:30
  Mandy: Yeah, I hear the lights don't make it any hotter at all.
• 3:34
  Chris: No, yeah, these lights that are above us
• 3:37
  Chris: are just, you know, fill the room with hot, fresh air.
• 3:41
  Nora: Yeah, we don't even have fans in here, so.
• 3:43
  Chris: Yeah, but we do it for you folks.
• 3:45
  Chris: We're doing this for your entertainment or something.
• 3:49
  Mandy: That's true love.
• 3:50
  Mandy: That's what this is.
• 3:51
  Chris: It really is.
• 3:53
  Chris: Mandy, what's new with you?
• 3:55
  Mandy: I'm here, I'm alive.
• 3:58
  Mandy: Made it through the debacle of the Dr. Pepper sausage.
• 4:03
  Mandy: So yeah.
• 4:03
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 4:04
  Chris: Yeah, can we talk about that for a second?
• 4:06
  Chris: Can we not?
• 4:07
  Nora: The reheated sausage?
• 4:08
  Chris: I think we have to.
• 4:10
  Chris: reheated sausage debacle of 2026. So on our last episode we had a tasty little treats for tasty
• 4:19
  Chris: little guys. A not so tasty little treat. That were not so tasty and uh we're we we tried out
• 4:27
  Chris: various patriotic or july 4th or america yay themed foods and one of them was a dr pepper
• 4:35
  Nora: flavored bratwurst. Different than the sausage. Right. It was distinct from the smoked sausage
• 4:42
  Chris: that we tried last month. Better or worse do you think? I think it was better. Yeah,
• 4:46
  Nora: you were a fan of the bratwurst. The bratwurst, I mean, you didn't mind it. I thought it was okay.
• 4:52
  Chris: It's not something I would go out of the way to buy for myself, but it was okay. It was edible.
• 4:55
  Mandy: Bite number one was okay. Not so much the rest. Yeah, so after we went off the air,
• 5:03
  Chris: Mandy who was sitting in this seat at the time
• 5:07
  Chris: Had a little bit of distress. No, why don't we just go ahead and roll that foot?
• 5:13
  Mandy: I'm doing this to myself, you know
• 5:17
  Mandy: Here we go enjoy my pain
• 5:19
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 5:22
  Mandy: The thing is, it's not even fake. It's real.
• 5:26
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 5:26
  Mandy: None of this is an act.
• 5:29
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 5:30
  Mandy: It's okay, we're recording it.
• 5:32
  Mandy: Oh, it's okay. I just want to die a little.
• 5:35
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 5:36
  Chris: What's important to point out here is that
• 5:40
  Chris: after we went off the air and we saw how much distress Mandy was in,
• 5:44
  Chris: our unseen, lovely intern, who's also Mandy's husband,
• 5:49
  Chris: Turn to me and said keep recording
• 6:19
  Chris: I didn't love him anymore.
• 6:20
  Chris: I know, I know.
• 6:21
  Chris: So this is revenge.
• 6:22
  Chris: Mandy, what's going through your mind
• 6:24
  Chris: as you watch this back?
• 6:26
  Chris: Oh my God, people are gonna see this.
• 6:29
  Chris: (laughing)
• 6:29
  Chris: I have no shame, apparently.
• 6:32
  Chris: I don't really care.
• 6:33
  Chris: And I'm just eating.
• 6:34
  Chris: It goes, yeah.
• 6:35
  Chris: And Nora's just chowing down on some dog.
• 6:37
  Mandy: On the offensive thing that made me so ill.
• 6:42
  Mandy: Right, it made me so ill.
• 6:44
  Mandy: And she's just like,
• 6:44
  Mandy: "I'm just gonna keep eating what's good."
• 6:46
  Mandy: Didn't make me ill.
• 6:48
  Chris: Yeah, Nora was a fan.
• 6:49
  Chris: She's like, "You gonna finish that?"
• 6:50
  Chris: She was all about it.
• 6:54
  Mandy: Guys, this goes on for six minutes.
• 6:55
  Mandy: In six minutes, we're burping into a mic,
• 6:59
  Mandy: trying not to vomit.
• 7:01
  Chris: Yeah, thankfully we still had the camera audio
• 7:04
  Chris: when you took your microphone off,
• 7:05
  Chris: so we were able to capture the pain
• 7:08
  Chris: in glorious high definition.
• 7:09
  Mandy: Here's the thing, do you hear the cackles
• 7:11
  Mandy: in the background?
• 7:12
  Mandy: Oh yeah.
• 7:12
  Mandy: Do you hear the laughter of laughing at me and my pain?
• 7:16
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 7:16
  Mandy: It ended up being just a burp.
• 7:18
  Nora: We had a trash can nearby we did and we had we had
• 7:23
  Chris: Emergency foods none of which were helpful for you
• 7:30
  Mandy: She's ready. Oh, I brought the Tums as a bit you all like oh everyone's bringing these fourth of July foods
• 7:37
  Mandy: Oh, here's my contribution as a joke and it was full-on like
• 7:42
  Mandy: No, no, I will eat one
• 7:45
  Mandy: It's still yeah, I feel like we've seen enough of my main I feel I feel like yeah
• 7:52
  Chris: Yeah, I feel like we need to like make gifts of this reaction
• 7:57
  Chris: That way people can send them as reactions on their phone
• 8:06
  Chris: So so Mandy what was the rest of that night like for you what was the drive home
• 8:11
  Mandy: Lots of burping lots of grossness lots of oh my god. I don't know how to turn this off
• 8:21
  Chris: Switch to a different camera, right?
• 8:26
  Mandy: Lots of gastric distress lots of like hey is this the moment where we pull over and I vomit out of my nice new car
• 8:32
  Mandy: Mm-hmm. Like I think yeah
• 8:36
  Mandy: Very kindly the actor texted was like hey, did you make it home?
• 8:40
  Chris: Did you I was legitimately worried? I thought we had crossed a bridge too far
• 8:46
  Nora: Yeah, well, she did have Ken if she did have the intern so like we're good there
• 8:51
  Nora: Like I I wasn't - I sent her home with bread. I was like, you know what you have bread
• 8:55
  Nora: You have the intern to drive you home
• 8:58
  Nora: Yeah, if you throw up you throw up and if I if I said
• 9:02
  Nora: If I said it's okay. What I meant was if you puke in front of me, I won't puke
• 9:08
  Nora: When I said that
• 9:11
  Nora: So if you do need to puke in the future, don't worry about it. I am I I can handle it
• 9:16
  Chris: I think we all have a comfort level with each other where if we throw up in front of each other, it's okay
• 9:22
  Chris: I'm okay. It's not okay. I have that
• 9:26
  Mandy: sympathetic vomit thing
• 9:30
  Mandy: And you can really tell like I'm not okay with it like yeah
• 9:32
  Mandy: That has been and I volunteered with the children's choir and you could tell that I wasn't a parent
• 9:37
  Mandy: Because a kid threw up on the stage and all the mothers like ran to the child and I ran as fast as I could
• 9:44
  Mandy: like in the other direction
• 9:47
  Chris: You're George Costanza when there's a fire and you're like pushing down old ladies. Yeah
• 9:52
  Nora: Fully like do not over like third graders, right?
• 9:56
  Nora: I do feel like Charles might have sympathetic puked at with you at the end of that episode there
• 10:02
  Nora: Like that could have been it was probably best that Charles wasn't there for all those tasty my formal
• 10:10
  Mandy: Apology to Charles for ever thinking that they were overreacting
• 10:16
  Mandy: About those dr. Pepper sausages last time. I was like really it's not that bad because poor Charles was losing it
• 10:21
  Mandy: I was 900 times more dramatic and it was real
• 10:26
  Chris: Yeah, better decisions were made
• 10:28
  Chris: That was not planned like any I've had people ask us before if we like
• 10:35
  Chris: you know plan out the tasty little treats to like
• 10:38
  Chris: Maximize grossness and we don't know it's legitimately our first reactions. It's legitimately what however we feel about
• 10:47
  Mandy: About eating it. It's legitimately Nora saying hey, I'll take a second. Dr. Pepper sausage. Thank you very much
• 10:54
  Mandy: I was just really hungry that night.
• 10:58
  Chris: You were.
• 10:59
  Chris: I remember you saying something like, "I'm glad we have these because I'm really hungry."
• 11:05
  Nora: I was very hungry that night.
• 11:06
  Chris: You were like double fisting it at a certain point.
• 11:09
  Nora: Yeah, I ate both of those.
• 11:11
  Nora: Yeah, I ate two of the Dr. Pepper sausages.
• 11:13
  Chris: I will say, in terms of the disgusting level of the foods, I feel like the Dr. Pepper stuff
• 11:20
  Chris: was the most edible, but that's not really saying a whole lot.
• 11:23
  Mandy: No, no it's not.
• 11:26
  Mandy: I don't know, so I have mixed feelings about that show.
• 11:28
  Mandy: Like before we cut and before the Tasty Little Treats,
• 11:33
  Mandy: I was like, I think this is my favorite episode
• 11:35
  Mandy: with the interpretive dancing with me and Nora.
• 11:38
  Mandy: Like, I loved it.
• 11:41
  Mandy: Yes.
• 11:43
  Mandy: It is forever tainted now.
• 11:45
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 11:45
  Mandy: I can no longer be like, that was my favorite show
• 11:47
  Mandy: 'cause now it's horror, the horror.
• 11:50
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 11:52
  Mandy: I had fun.
• 11:53
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 11:54
  Mandy: Yeah, no, but you know what?
• 11:55
  Mandy: Enough about me.
• 11:57
  Mandy: How are you all?
• 11:59
  Mandy: Actor, how's it feeling to be in that chair?
• 12:02
  Chris: It's weird.
• 12:03
  Chris: I don't wanna say I don't like it because it's okay
• 12:06
  Chris: and there are worse things I could be doing.
• 12:08
  Chris: Sure.
• 12:08
  Chris: But yeah.
• 12:10
  Chris: It's not on the top of your list.
• 12:11
  Chris: It's not on the top of my list.
• 12:12
  Chris: It never has been.
• 12:14
  Chris: And like, I have performed for large audiences.
• 12:18
  Chris: I used to sing in choir.
• 12:20
  Chris: Like I used to do a lot of work in theater.
• 12:22
  Chris: So like I'm no stranger to audiences,
• 12:24
  Chris: but I've never been that big a fan of it.
• 12:28
  Chris: I'm more, I'm more enjoy like putting it together
• 12:32
  Chris: and being that part of it.
• 12:34
  Mandy: And the power, the control.
• 12:36
  Chris: I mean, sure.
• 12:37
  Nora: Of all the buttons.
• 12:40
  Nora: (laughing)
• 12:44
  Chris: I don't think you start a broadcasting company
• 12:47
  Chris: without some sort of weird like imbalance
• 12:49
  Chris: about control issues.
• 12:51
  Mandy: That's fair.
• 12:52
  Chris: But yeah, hosting and being a primary on camera
• 12:57
  Chris: is weird for me.
• 12:59
  Chris: I don't hate it, but-
• 13:01
  Chris: It's different.
• 13:02
  Chris: It's different.
• 13:02
  Chris: But I'm enjoying hanging and sitting here with you.
• 13:06
  Chris: I'm enjoying Mandy fumbling her way
• 13:09
  Chris: through our new button system.
• 13:13
  Chris: And she's doing a great job, folks.
• 13:15
  Chris: Give it up to Mandy.
• 13:16
  Mandy: I'm trying my best.
• 13:18
  Chris: Yeah, I will not be here next week,
• 13:21
  Chris: which is one of the reasons why Mandy is manning the ones and twos.
• 13:25
  Chris: I'm going to San Diego Comic Con.
• 13:27
  Nora: Ooh, that's gonna be so fun. - Yeah.
• 13:30
  Nora: Is it actually Comic Con or is it FanCon or whatever?
• 13:32
  Chris: No, this is the actual San Diego Comic Con.
• 13:35
  Chris: The one that you can say without getting a trademark infringement lawsuit.
• 13:39
  Chris: That's cool.
• 13:39
  Mandy: So what are you looking forward to the most?
• 13:42
  Chris: That's a great question.
• 13:44
  Chris: Sea air, I suppose.
• 13:47
  Chris: [laughter]
• 13:48
  Chris: It is it is much cooler over there in the middle of July than it is here. So I enjoy that and I have
• 13:55
  Chris: Many friends who are working various aspects of the convention and like running booths and doing panels and stuff
• 14:02
  Chris: so getting able to getting being able to connect with them and
• 14:06
  Chris: You know spend some time with them is always a good time
• 14:09
  Mandy: So I'm really looking forward to that any fun tickets to any panels anything like that on your little bucket list mark off
• 14:16
  Chris: Not that I've seen for this year.
• 14:19
  Chris: I've kind of given up trying to go to the big panels.
• 14:23
  Chris: So for those of you who haven't been to San Diego Comic-Con,
• 14:26
  Chris: the large panels take place in a room called Hall H,
• 14:30
  Chris: and it seats, I think,
• 14:31
  Chris: north of 5,000 or 6,000 people.
• 14:35
  Chris: That's where Marvel does their reveals,
• 14:37
  Chris: that's where DC does their stuff.
• 14:39
  Chris: All of the top franchises,
• 14:42
  Chris: if you will, are in that space.
• 14:46
  Chris: And there is serious competition to be part of the attendance for those things,
• 14:51
  Chris: because a lot of times you get to see things before the general public can.
• 14:56
  Chris: And people will line up for days, literally days, sitting outside in the hot sun
• 15:02
  Chris: for hours and hours and hours just to get a chance to get into their preferred panel.
• 15:07
  Chris: I am never going to do that.
• 15:10
  Chris: there is nothing I care about more than my own health
• 15:14
  Nora: would allow for.
• 15:15
  Nora: (laughing)
• 15:16
  Chris: So I was lucky last year,
• 15:18
  Chris: and I talked about this on the show,
• 15:20
  Chris: you know, when we were doing the Toxic Avenger reboot
• 15:24
  Chris: last year, I was lucky to be part of the team
• 15:28
  Chris: that was invited into Hall H as guests.
• 15:31
  Chris: And man, I was spoiled,
• 15:33
  Chris: because they bring you in through a secret entrance.
• 15:35
  Chris: I'm probably not allowed to talk about where that is.
• 15:39
  Mandy: You know your hobnobbing in the in the green room with celebrities and look down at all the peasants who are
• 15:45
  Mandy: You can't go back after exactly
• 15:48
  Chris: Exactly. They actually have private security and I don't think they were armed, but they were big burly dudes
• 15:54
  Chris: So they might as well have been
• 15:56
  Chris: Walk you through like the lines and around to the different sides of the building that are tapered off from the public
• 16:02
  Chris: So like kind of sneak you in through the back way and I was like, yeah screw you commoners
• 16:08
  Nora: (laughing)
• 16:10
  Nora: Peasants.
• 16:11
  Nora: (laughing)
• 16:12
  Chris: But yeah, it's always a fun trip.
• 16:14
  Chris: So yeah, I won't be here next week,
• 16:16
  Chris: but I'm looking forward to seeing what you guys
• 16:18
  Chris: come up with and hopefully Charles is on the mend.
• 16:23
  Chris: We should see what he's up to.
• 16:25
  Nora: Yeah, we should do that.
• 16:26
  Chris: See what they're doing.
• 16:28
  Nora: Luckily, cyclospora can be helped with antibiotics.
• 16:32
  Chris: Cyclowhatta?
• 16:33
  Nora: Cyclospora.
• 16:34
  Nora: Perry, Perry the parasite?
• 16:36
  Nora: Yeah, that's Perry the parasite.
• 16:37
  Nora: So that's, I mean, cyclospora is a parasite.
• 16:42
  Nora: It's a, I don't know, some kind of dude that gets in you
• 16:46
  Nora: and makes you have explosive diarrhea for like weeks.
• 16:50
  Nora: And people have lost weight and there's a bunch of like,
• 16:53
  Nora: you know, cases in Michigan and it's caused by-
• 16:57
  Nora: Good times, good times, good times.
• 16:59
  Nora: Eating lettuce, bagged lettuce.
• 17:02
  Chris: Yeah, I mean, we were joking in the group chat
• 17:04
  Chris: that vegetables would be the end of us all.
• 17:06
  Chris: And here we are.
• 17:07
  Chris: (laughing)
• 17:08
  Nora: It's a good thing that I subsist mostly
• 17:11
  Nora: on carbs and cheese.
• 17:12
  Nora: Yeah.
• 17:13
  Nora: (laughing)
• 17:14
  Mandy: I mean, that's what's gonna save you in the end.
• 17:16
  Mandy: Everybody else would be like, "Cholesterol!"
• 17:18
  Mandy: And you're like, "Cholesterol?"
• 17:19
  Mandy: Carbs and cheese, I don't have cyclospora.
• 17:22
  Chris: Yay.
• 17:23
  Chris: (laughing)
• 17:24
  Chris: Your poor dietary habits will be your saving grace.
• 17:28
  Chris: (laughing)
• 17:29
  Chris: And speaking of saving grace,
• 17:31
  Chris: I'm pretty sure Charles is on the toilet,
• 17:32
  Chris: but let's see if he answers the phone.
• 17:36
  Chris: Mandy, do you want to put up that graphic?
• 17:38
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 17:42
  Chris: Hey buddy, how you doing?
• 17:47
  Charles: Funny that you called just a second.
• 17:50
  Chris: Why?
• 17:51
  Charles: Because we were just going to say
• 17:55
  Charles: we're gonna turn our show back on.
• 17:58
  Charles: (laughing)
• 18:00
  Charles: We've been waiting for 20 minutes for a phone call.
• 18:05
  Chris: 23 minutes.
• 18:06
  Chris: Well, Charles, we had to talk about Mandy
• 18:08
  Chris: almost throwing up.
• 18:09
  Chris: I mean, there are priorities.
• 18:10
  Chris: Oh no!
• 18:11
  Chris: (laughing)
• 18:11
  Charles: Oh no, Mandy!
• 18:13
  Charles: (laughing)
• 18:13
  Charles: I'm so sorry!
• 18:14
  Nora: No, I'm sorry!
• 18:15
  Nora: You've got something horrible
• 18:16
  Charles: that's causing you to throw up.
• 18:18
  Nora: No, it was the Arfid triggered her,
• 18:23
  Nora: no, the-
• 18:24
  Nora: It was the bratwurst of doom.
• 18:25
  Nora: Dr. Pepper bratwurst triggered her Arfid.
• 18:28
  Charles: Oh yeah, 'cause they're disgusting.
• 18:30
  Nora: Yep.
• 18:31
  Nora: (laughing)
• 18:31
  Charles: It's horrendous.
• 18:33
  Nora: Yep.
• 18:34
  Nora: You missed some real tasty treats last week.
• 18:36
  Nora: So how are you feeling?
• 18:38
  Chris: How is your bunghole?
• 18:40
  Charles: So I'm feeling okay for the most part.
• 18:44
  Charles: My stomach is a little iffy.
• 18:49
  Charles: I have sulfur burps.
• 18:51
  Mandy: Have you guys ever had sulfur burps?
• 18:52
  Nora: Oh, yes.
• 18:53
  Mandy: Yes.
• 18:54
  Mandy: I hate those.
• 18:55
  Charles: Horrendous.
• 18:56
  Charles: It's like, it tastes like bile.
• 18:59
  Charles: It's so great.
• 19:00
  Charles: Gross.
• 19:00
  Charles: It's so disgusting.
• 19:02
  Charles: And then my butthole is...
• 19:07
  Charles: It's gone.
• 19:09
  Nora: (laughing)
• 19:10
  Nora: You lost it?
• 19:11
  Nora: RIP Charles's butthole.
• 19:14
  Nora: Oh no.
• 19:15
  Chris: I'm sorry, buddy.
• 19:17
  Charles: Non-stop wipage and it is...
• 19:20
  Mandy: Bidet, bidet.
• 19:23
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Charles: I timed it.
• 19:24
  Charles: I did actually time it earlier,
• 19:26
  Charles: how long it takes for food to fly through my body.
• 19:30
  Nora: Oh no.
• 19:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 19:31
  Charles: It was almost 30 minutes exactly.
• 19:35
  Nora: Oh no.
• 19:37
  Charles: When I ate something to when I needed to
• 19:40
  Charles: like evacuate the premises.
• 19:42
  Nora: So you can get antibiotics for cyclospora.
• 19:47
  Charles: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Charles: So here's the thing, it could be something else too.
• 19:54
  Charles: So I'm waiting like another day or so
• 19:56
  Charles: to see if it's like potentially something else.
• 20:00
  Charles: I mean regardless I am like my it's it's uh it's a crime scene in my house right now.
• 20:09
  Charles: In the bathroom. Very specifically the toilet. Very specifically the toilet. I'm not
• 20:13
  Charles: there's no poop anywhere else. That's good. Yeah yeah but it's a problem. I miss you guys.
• 20:20
  Chris: I'm so sorry. We miss you. Yeah we miss you too. You gotta be better for next week. Yeah otherwise
• 20:24
  Chris: I'm surprised Nora will be in here by herself.
• 20:27
  Charles: Do you know what's funny about next week's episode?
• 20:29
  Chris: What?
• 20:30
  Charles: It's July 22nd.
• 20:32
  Charles: Do you know what is important about that date?
• 20:35
  Nora: What? - No.
• 20:36
  Charles: My fucking birthday, y'all.
• 20:38
  Chris: Oh, Charles' birthday.
• 20:40
  Nora: Oh, goodness.
• 20:42
  Nora: Oh.
• 20:43
  Charles: It's my birthday, we're doing a birthday show.
• 20:46
  Nora: Yeah, we are.
• 20:47
  Chris: Hell yeah, birthday party.
• 20:48
  Nora: That's exciting.
• 20:50
  Chris: We'll make sure to get you some Dr. Pepper bratwurst
• 20:53
  Nora: for your birthday.
• 20:54
  Nora: What gross foods can I bring?
• 20:56
  Charles: Dr. Pepper, pepper, pepper, small.
• 20:58
  Nora: The Tums did-
• 20:59
  Charles: Dr. Pepto.
• 21:00
  Nora: Yeah, no, the Tums did help Mandy.
• 21:02
  Nora: She brought Tums for a bit, but it wasn't a bit,
• 21:05
  Nora: and she needed them.
• 21:07
  Nora: But they did help.
• 21:09
  Chris: Well, I hope you feel better very, very soon.
• 21:12
  Chris: I hope you are able to relax some.
• 21:16
  Chris: And we love you and we miss you.
• 21:18
  Charles: Can you do me a favor while you're on the show?
• 21:21
  Charles: Can you watch the cop slide video just to give kind of like a reference of what my butthole
• 21:29
  Charles: is like right now?
• 21:31
  Nora: Did you put a cop slide on the rundown?
• 21:34
  Charles: I didn't put it on the rundown, but I'll text it real quick.
• 21:36
  Chris: Okay.
• 21:37
  Chris: Mandy, well, text it and I'll pull it up on my computer.
• 21:42
  Chris: Cool.
• 21:43
  Chris: Okay, well, we love you, we miss you, please feel better.
• 21:47
  Nora: Also, why aren't you watching our show?
• 21:49
  Nora: Why are you watching another show?
• 21:52
  Nora: 'Cause "Widow's Bay," it's really good.
• 21:54
  Nora: Oh, it is really good. - Okay, but "Widow's Bay"
• 21:56
  Nora: is on demand. - It is really good.
• 21:57
  Nora: And we are live.
• 21:59
  Chris: And Charles, can you do me a favor?
• 22:02
  Chris: Uh-huh. - This is really important.
• 22:04
  Chris: Yes. - Shut up.
• 22:07
  Nora: (laughing)
• 22:11
  Nora: Perfect.
• 22:13
  Nora: I love it.
• 22:15
  Nora: Perfect.
• 22:17
  Mandy: Okay, he did send the the cops live video, but that's an advanced button pushing and I'm only an intermediate level
• 22:26
  Chris: Yes, that is I'm gonna pull it up on my screen Mandy if you want to cut to camera 3. Oh, yeah. Hey
• 22:34
  Chris: There's not gonna be sound but yeah, this is
• 22:42
  Nora: This is a children's playground
• 22:45
  Nora: And after this it became famous and one of the things for the Great American Sleepover is all of our visitors
• 22:52
  Chris: Did he screw up his face? It looks like his face like
• 23:00
  Nora: He's a cop
• 23:04
  Nora: Cop slide tells if you're pure of heart or not
• 23:07
  Nora: And if you go down the slide like that, you are not pure of heart like Taco Bell
• 23:12
  Chris: Exactly.
• 23:13
  Chris: It explains a lot.
• 23:15
  Chris: And with that, folks, I think it's time to go around the net.
• 23:29
  Chris: All right.
• 23:30
  Chris: So, our first video is one that I submitted, and let's take a look and see how the local
• 23:39
  Chris: wildlife are handling the heat wave.
• 23:45
  Mandy: Is that saying just no to fires?
• 23:49
  Mandy: There's a bison.
• 23:50
  Chris: So this is a bison.
• 23:51
  Chris: This happened in, I almost said Jellystone, but Yellowstone National Park.
• 23:59
  Chris: Yeah, local bison just hanging out.
• 24:01
  Chris: I don't know if, is there, is there sound on this, Mandy?
• 24:04
  Mandy: No, I don't believe so.
• 24:06
  Chris: Okay.
• 24:07
  Chris: But yeah, it looks like he's just having a good old time. He's probably trying to stay cool as cool as he can be
• 24:13
  Chris: but
• 24:15
  Chris: He's all of a sudden not very happy and he goes
• 24:20
  Chris: after this
• 24:22
  Chris: gentleman and his
• 24:24
  Chris: grandson I believe and
• 24:26
  Chris: Let him go. We need like some Benny Hill music for this
• 24:35
  Nora: That's pretty good. Thank you. That's pretty good. The car is trying to get in between them. Oh my god
• 24:40
  Chris: Yeah, this is kind of nuts and wait for it. Oh
• 24:44
  Chris: I like you caught some air. Yeah flying. You got some hang time. He is okay
• 24:49
  Nora: Yep, and he's not gonna be fined for that interaction either. Yeah, you know, he he's he's alright
• 24:56
  Chris: he's got some lacerations and and some he's got you know, he's got a
• 25:02
  Mandy: Memento of his visit to yellowstone as a PSA to all of the visitors coming to Colorado and the whole
• 25:10
  Mandy: Rule of thumb thing where you if you can see them past your thumb, you're too close
• 25:18
  Nora: So two things that complicated this it's a rut season so it's mating season and that was a male bison
• 25:24
  Nora: so he was just pissed and like he's
• 25:26
  Nora: Pissed is his natural state right now and number two that white train that you saw that you see drive by a couple times
• 25:33
  Nora: Was honking his horn and revving his engine to try and get the bison out of the area
• 25:38
  Nora: And so when the truck passed that second time by the bison
• 25:42
  Nora: The bison got up and saw him the only thing that the white truck drove past and then he saw the old man and then he
• 25:48
  Nora: Got mad at the old man
• 25:56
  Nora: so
• 25:56
  Nora: That's a bad idea.
• 25:58
  Nora: But if you do have a chance to go watch Josh Johnson's bit
• 26:01
  Nora: about the Yellowstone bison, please do,
• 26:04
  Nora: because Josh Johnson didn't realize
• 26:06
  Nora: that bison were still around.
• 26:08
  Nora: He thought that they were like woolly mammoths.
• 26:11
  Nora: (laughing)
• 26:14
  Nora: Oh no.
• 26:15
  Nora: Bless his heart.
• 26:17
  Nora: And just-
• 26:17
  Chris: He's like, "Folks, I found a dinosaur."
• 26:20
  Nora: His whole joke about this is very funny.
• 26:24
  Nora: So please go watch that.
• 26:26
  Mandy: Josh, tell him.
• 26:26
  Mandy: Do you need to tell him that giraffes are real, too?
• 26:29
  Mandy: Yeah, right?
• 26:30
  Mandy: [LAUGHTER]
• 26:31
  Chris: God, that's hilarious.
• 26:33
  Chris: Our next video is a follow-up to something
• 26:36
  Chris: we talked about on last episode, which
• 26:39
  Chris: is our pal Neil the Seal, who's a giant seal in Tasmania
• 26:43
  Chris: who essentially just hates the world.
• 26:46
  Chris: And let's check in on him.
• 26:49
  Nora: Well, that's the problem with Australia now.
• 26:50
  Nora: There's too many rules and regulations.
• 26:52
  Nora: You can't have any fun.
• 27:06
  Chris: This is the only time I'll ever say this.
• 27:08
  Chris: Here's an instance where Limp Bizkit makes it better.
• 27:11
  Nora: (laughing)
• 27:13
  Nora: Okay, I have some more biology facts about Neil the Seal.
• 27:17
  Nora: Neil the Seal, he's about eight years old
• 27:19
  Nora: and he is still a juvenile Southern Elephant seal,
• 27:22
  Nora: so he is not fully grown yet.
• 27:24
  Nora: And what he's doing is because there are no other seals
• 27:28
  Nora: around him, he's trying to spar with anything
• 27:30
  Nora: that is in his way to try and become a more alpha male,
• 27:35
  Nora: but there's no other seals,
• 27:37
  Nora: and so it's a little bit misplaced.
• 27:38
  Nora: So also, use the rule of thumb on Neil as well.
• 27:42
  Nora: He is big, he is scary, he weighs well over a ton.
• 27:46
  Nora: Stay away from Neil!
• 27:48
  Nora: (laughing)
• 27:49
  Mandy: Yes, that's not the historical meaning of rule of thumb,
• 27:52
  Mandy: but yes, that's what we're going for.
• 27:54
  Nora: We will use this rule of thumb in this context.
• 27:57
  Nora: Yes, we will.
• 27:57
  Nora: Stay away from megafauna, please.
• 28:00
  Chris: I'm gonna exercise extreme caution
• 28:02
  Chris: and invent my own rule,
• 28:03
  Chris: which is to stay several continents away.
• 28:08
  Nora: Rule of thumb, stay several continents away.
• 28:12
  Chris: It's the only way to be sure.
• 28:14
  Chris: The next one I have talks about recasting Twilight
• 28:19
  Chris: of interesting characters.
• 28:20
  Chris: Let's take a look.
• 28:21
  Video: I'm here for anything Twilight.
• 28:23
  Video: Your prompt is Twilight,
• 28:25
  Video: but Bella is played by Jennifer Coolidge.
• 28:28
  Video: (laughing)
• 28:29
  Video: We had Siri play Edward
• 28:31
  Video: and we had Jennifer Coolidge play Bella.
• 28:33
  Video: This is their love story.
• 28:34
  Video: This is why we don't show ourselves in the sunlight.
• 28:37
  Video: People would know we're different.
• 28:39
  Video: Same.
• 28:39
  Video: This is what I am.
• 28:41
  Video: Oh, it's like diamond.
• 28:43
  Video: (laughing)
• 28:44
  Video: Oh, you're beautiful.
• 28:48
  Video: (laughing)
• 28:48
  Video: of a killer. A killer. I trust you. Don't.
• 28:56
  Video: So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
• 28:59
  Video: What a stupid lamb.
• 29:03
  Video: [Laughter]
• 29:04
  Video: I can't do this.
• 29:07
  Video: [Laughter]
• 29:07
  Video: This is for Skynet.
• 29:09
  Video: In times of desperation, people will believe what they want to believe.
• 29:13
  Video: Yeah, a little bit Portal, a little GLaDOS.
• 29:16
  Video: GLaDOS would be fun.
• 29:17
  Video: Yeah, because she's so like, you know, she's so up and down when she does.
• 29:24
  Chris: I'm telling you if they did Twilight like this, I would watch them all right now.
• 29:29
  Video: Mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
• 29:33
  Video: Okay, let's do it again as minions.
• 29:41
  Mandy: I would watch the heck out of that.
• 29:44
  Chris: Right? I just want to see Jennifer Coolidge in Twilight.
• 29:47
  Nora: Yes. - I'll watch her in anything.
• 29:49
  Nora: Prove that she has the range.
• 29:50
  Nora: Yeah, she can totally do it.
• 29:52
  Nora: (laughing)
• 29:53
  Nora: It's the wonders of Jennifer Coolidge.
• 29:54
  Chris: Yeah.
• 29:55
  Nora: Okay, I think you have, what, Wheel of Fortune?
• 29:59
  Nora: Mandy, is this yours?
• 30:00
  Nora: No, I don't know.
• 30:01
  Chris: I think this was Charles's.
• 30:03
  Nora: The Wheel of Fortune dunking on people?
• 30:05
  Nora: So do we wanna skip all of those then?
• 30:07
  Nora: I feel like these are kinda good.
• 30:09
  Nora: We can skip 'em 'cause I want Charles
• 30:11
  Nora: to explain their videos.
• 30:12
  Chris: Yeah, so what's your first one?
• 30:14
  Nora: My first one is the pumpkinista.
• 30:16
  Mandy: Okay, can I take a moment to tell you
• 30:19
  Mandy: that I'm so glad when I saw this
• 30:20
  Mandy: because I thought about submitting this one
• 30:22
  Mandy: and being like, "Hey, look, this is why I don't submit things
• 30:25
  Mandy: "'cause this is my FYP page."
• 30:27
  Mandy: And then you put it on there and I was like, "Yay!"
• 30:29
  Nora: Yeah, so this is a lady in Maine
• 30:32
  Nora: who grows giant pumpkins for giant pumpkin competitions.
• 30:36
  Chris: Okay, cool.
• 30:37
  Nora: So we have two videos.
• 30:38
  Video: We'll start with the first one.
• 30:39
  Video: Okay.
• 30:40
  Video: Seabiscuit, my giant pumpkin,
• 30:42
  Video: has been my problem child day one.
• 30:43
  Chris: Seabiscuit, nice.
• 30:44
  Video: he's showing signs that he could be something special.
• 30:47
  Video: Just look at his competitor, War Admiral.
• 30:50
  Chris: Here's his butthole.
• 30:51
  Video: (laughing)
• 30:52
  Chris: A lot of buttholes on this episode.
• 30:54
  Video: Beautiful color,
• 30:56
  Video: everything has gone exactly according to plan.
• 30:58
  Video: Seabiscuit, not so much.
• 31:00
  Video: His flower bloomed a day too early,
• 31:02
  Video: forcing an impure pollination.
• 31:04
  Video: Dirty, so dirty.
• 31:05
  Video: His blossom nub started to rot,
• 31:07
  Video: and I barely caught it before the decay
• 31:09
  Video: could spread into the pumpkin itself.
• 31:10
  Mandy: I hate it when that happens.
• 31:11
  Mandy: Is that what Charles is feeling right now?
• 31:13
  Video: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Video: (laughing)
• 31:15
  Video: Blossom rot.
• 31:16
  Video: Cut, cut.
• 31:16
  Video: Any chance of winning the prettiest pumpkin award.
• 31:19
  Video: But this is where it gets special.
• 31:21
  Video: Seabiscuit is starting to look just like his mother,
• 31:24
  Video: Snoop Gord.
• 31:24
  Video: (laughing)
• 31:25
  Nora: What the hell?
• 31:26
  Video: Tells me he'll probably finish
• 31:28
  Video: as a gorgeous orange pumpkin.
• 31:29
  Video: Those are her pumpkins.
• 31:31
  Nora: Wow.
• 31:32
  Video: I grew this same seed once before
• 31:34
  Video: and it became my personal best.
• 31:36
  Video: This time, I think he could be even bigger.
• 31:39
  Video: But the real gamble lies with his father, Goose,
• 31:41
  Video: the ugliest pumpkin I've ever grown.
• 31:43
  Video: I'll sleep with a pumpkin.
• 31:46
  Chris: How rude.
• 31:46
  Video: Kiss the prettiest pumpkin plaque goodbye.
• 31:49
  Video: An award both his mother and sister have won.
• 31:52
  Video: He may be trailing war admiral right now,
• 31:54
  Video: but I've learned not to count out the problem child.
• 31:57
  Video: Sometimes they're the ones that surprise you the most.
• 32:00
  Mandy: Look, I am obsessed with this.
• 32:03
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 32:03
  Mandy: Just look, I love watching people who are passionate.
• 32:07
  Mandy: Like I'm not autistic,
• 32:09
  Mandy: but I love watching people who are passionate
• 32:11
  Mandy: about what they do, like do their thing.
• 32:13
  Mandy: Mm-hmm me too
• 32:19
  Mandy: Even when I don't understand the autism and how it
• 32:25
  Chris: Andy you would never understand
• 32:29
  Chris: It's just a language that you do not speak
• 32:33
  Nora: No, exactly. Like it's the people who are at the top of their game who are doing what it like they are best at
• 32:39
  Nora: Passion, yeah.
• 32:40
  Nora: Let's learn a little bit more about War Admiral.
• 32:42
  Video: My giant squash, War Admiral, has hit his first big milestone.
• 32:46
  Video: It's 20 days after pollination and his first weigh-in.
• 32:50
  Video: After taking my measurements, War Admiral comes in at an estimated 131 pounds.
• 32:55
  Chris: He has a spreadsheet.
• 32:57
  Chris: You know he does.
• 32:58
  Video: At this same point after pollination.
• 33:01
  Video: 24 hours later, he's gained 15 pounds.
• 33:04
  Video: But I can't get excited yet.
• 33:06
  Nora: This pumpkin is gaining 15 pounds a day.
• 33:09
  Video: Crazy. - That is bizarre.
• 33:12
  Video: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Video: Early in a fruit's life, it's all about cell division.
• 33:16
  Video: One cell becomes two, two become four.
• 33:19
  Nora: Well, Seabiscuit's still in the running
• 33:20
  Nora: just because we're at most big.
• 33:22
  Video: In the first few weeks.
• 33:24
  Video: The fruit isn't building cell size yet.
• 33:26
  Video: It's building the number of cells.
• 33:28
  Chris: How long has she been doing this?
• 33:30
  Mandy: She has a mentor in it.
• 33:33
  Chris: A pumpkin mentor?
• 33:34
  Nora: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 33:34
  Nora: Like a balloon filling with water.
• 33:36
  Nora: She says like, there are local prizes everywhere
• 33:40
  Nora: for biggest pumpkin.
• 33:42
  Nora: All of her infrastructure is just for biggest pumpkins.
• 33:46
  Nora: Wow.
• 33:46
  Mandy: She says that like her pumpkins
• 33:48
  Mandy: wouldn't even place in other states.
• 33:50
  Mandy: It's just the fact that she's in Maine
• 33:51
  Mandy: and it's not warm enough of a state makes the difference.
• 33:55
  Chris: Is this something she's able to make like a career out of?
• 33:58
  Mandy: She does sell the seeds to like the big winners.
• 34:01
  Mandy: It's a hobby, technically.
• 34:03
  Mandy: But you know, it's that touch-a-tizen thing.
• 34:05
  Mandy: It's, um, she pins every single like, leaf and like, stock down in order.
• 34:14
  Chris: You know, every time I see a video like this, where someone is has gotten so good at such a
• 34:19
  Chris: specific, like hyper specific thing. It makes me feel better about finding stuff for this show.
• 34:27
  Chris: And like, adjusting graphics until they're just right. Like, I get it. We all have some form of
• 34:33
  Chris: that some version of that where we where we understand intricacies of things that no one
• 34:38
  Mandy: else will see and that's just a beautiful thing. I knit. Look I love that you guys do that.
• 34:46
  Chris: I'm pretty sure I don't have one. I'm glad that you can live vicariously through us Mandy. No
• 34:51
  Mandy: and that's it like I watch her videos all the time even though I'm not doing that there's no
• 34:55
  Nora: way I'm growing a giant pumpkin in my little yard. I'm not going to either but we could go to the
• 35:00
  Nora: the giant pumpkin way off at Fort Collins Nursery this fall if you want to.
• 35:04
  Nora: Ooh, when is it? Sometime in the fall, it's either September or September.
• 35:09
  Nora: I think we should do that. Okay, we'll go to the pumpkin way, the local pumpkin way off
• 35:13
  Nora: and see how ours compare to the Pumpkinista. I would be totally down for
• 35:18
  Chris: that. We'll take a camera, we'll have a good time. Yeah, mm-hmm, happens every year.
• 35:23
  Nora: So, okay, I have a bunch of,
• 35:27
  Nora: I just have a bunch of videos for you guys.
• 35:30
  Nora: I've been collecting these since last week.
• 35:32
  Nora: I have a ton.
• 35:33
  Nora: So let's start with a video about the top horror books
• 35:37
  Nora: that this creator has read, recommendations.
• 35:41
  Video: Hi, today I will be ranking my top five horror books
• 35:45
  Video: based on how much unmitigated terror they made me feel.
• 35:48
  Video: (laughing)
• 35:48
  Video: At number five, I have the very hungry cat.
• 35:51
  Nora: (laughter)
• 35:51
  Nora: The most gruesome depictions of body horror
• 35:55
  Video: that I've seen in recent years.
• 35:56
  Video: What a scale.
• 35:57
  Video: There's an almost Cronenbergian visceral
• 35:59
  Video: Yes.
• 35:59
  Video: Insatiable hunger of this creature.
• 36:01
  Video: And after it's gorged itself to the brink of exploding,
• 36:04
  Video: it undergoes a pretty radical transformation
• 36:07
  Video: that you have to see to believe.
• 36:08
  Mandy: If this list doesn't have the monster
• 36:10
  Video: at the end of the book,
• 36:11
  Video: I'm gonna throw something. - At number four,
• 36:13
  Video: I have green eggs in hand.
• 36:14
  Mandy: (laughter)
• 36:14
  Video: Just really just vile, vile stuff.
• 36:17
  Video: It features a small hairy man
• 36:20
  Video: trying to force feed a taller hairy man disgusting food in what I can only assume is a quasi-sadistic
• 36:27
  Nora: pursuit of domination. The story of the author who wrote this is kind of a sick f*ck. 10 out of 10
• 36:33
  Video: scary. Number three is where the wild things are. I actually DNF'd this book because I kind of
• 36:39
  Video: realized it was maybe for the best that I didn't know exactly where the wild things are in fact
• 36:44
  Video: located. Just looking at these monster designs kept me awake for a week straight. 11 out of 10
• 36:50
  Video: scares. Number two might surprise people. It's Good Night Moon. There's a sort of quiet, dreary,
• 36:57
  Video: liminal space quality to this that reminded me of Skinner Meringue or The Back Rooms.
• 37:01
  Video: It's a feeling of abstract, unrelenting dread that creeps in over time and makes you feel like
• 37:07
  Video: something bad is going to happen but then nothing bad happens. And so there's just really no kind of
• 37:12
  Video: cathartic release by the end. Also there's this one page that just says "good night nobody."
• 37:21
  Video: A limit of 10 scaries. And at number one, unsurprisingly, is this Hellraiser-style
• 37:28
  Video: configuration about an elderly farmer named McDonald. He's got all these animals that he's
• 37:34
  Video: holding captive on this farm that he has. And these animals are literally screaming for help
• 37:40
  Video: the entire story. They're an oink. Everywhere an oink oink. There's a building sense of tension
• 37:48
  Video: to the repetitive nature of the prose as you unwind this thing and it literally ends in a
• 37:54
  Video: jump scare. I'm not kidding. I've never seen anything like this in a book or a Hellraiser
• 37:59
  Video: style configuration queue. I'll show you if I'm feeling brave enough. In the intermediate
• 38:05
  Video: literally just says "can you find old mcdonalds bees?"
• 38:10
  Video: how messed up is that?
• 38:11
  Video: like it literally tells you what's going to happen and you do it anyway knowing what's
• 38:15
  Video: going to happen and it's still scary.
• 38:18
  Nora: a million out of ten scarys.
• 38:22
  Video: thanks for watching and let me know if you'd like me to rank more horror books in another
• 38:26
  Video: video.
• 38:27
  Video: okay bye.
• 38:29
  Nora: and i just love how he starts it with a shudder.
• 38:32
  Chris: i want to hang out with that person.
• 38:34
  Chris: They seem delightful.
• 38:37
  Nora: Yep, and I didn't even watch that whole video
• 38:39
  Nora: all the way through.
• 38:40
  Nora: The first time I saw the first one
• 38:41
  Nora: and I was like, we're watching this one.
• 38:42
  Nora: You wanna be surprised too.
• 38:44
  Nora: Exactly.
• 38:44
  Chris: That's a good setup.
• 38:45
  Mandy: I need the monster at the end of this book.
• 38:48
  Mandy: That's like classic, like whodunit, right?
• 38:50
  Nora: They keep you guessing.
• 38:51
  Nora: That was in the comments.
• 38:53
  Nora: People said you like the monster at the end of this book.
• 38:56
  Nora: You should have, that should have been on the list.
• 38:59
  Mandy: That should have been number one.
• 39:00
  Nora: I agree.
• 39:01
  Nora: Okay, so this one I also found right before I came in here
• 39:04
  Nora: Ant Sauce. Okay. Oh, this is not Ant Sauce. Might have to have somebody else pull this
• 39:12
  Nora: up because I added this last minute. This is how I get a branch down.
• 39:17
  Chris: Go ahead and close that, Mandy. You can go to camera three.
• 39:21
  Mandy: Can I? Hit F18.
• 39:24
  Nora: All right. Thank you. Okay. You don't really need...
• 39:32
  Nora: Would you start it at the beginning, actually? Because that's...
• 39:40
  Video: This is a joke, right?
• 39:42
  Video: No.
• 39:43
  Video: That's a reasonable question. Ant sauce is a savory umami sauce, think soy sauce on steroids.
• 39:51
  Video: But with 67% less sodium, the ants add notes that are citrusy, smoky, nutty, tangy, and rich.
• 39:58
  Video: Not only that, ant sauce has more ants than any other sauce in the market.
• 40:02
  Video: Head on over to AntSauce.com and get some today.
• 40:05
  Video: With two hundred...
• 40:06
  Video: Um...
• 40:07
  Video: [laughing]
• 40:08
  Chris: Is this real?
• 40:10
  Nora: [laughing]
• 40:11
  Chris: Is this real?
• 40:12
  Nora: I think it is. Yeah, it is.
• 40:16
  Chris: Um, he's a sample of a city pack.
• 40:18
  Mandy: So 80% less sodium, 100% more ants.
• 40:21
  Mandy: $44 for a set of three. Um, and...
• 40:25
  Mandy: I am officially opting out of this tasty little treat.
• 40:29
  Chris: This is real as hell.
• 40:31
  Chris: Mandy, go to camera three.
• 40:32
  Chris: This is real.
• 40:34
  Chris: Uh, yeah, wild flavor that hits harder.
• 40:36
  Chris: Ants delivers citrus-zapped umami with less sodium than soy sauce.
• 40:42
  Chris: I mean, yeah, I don't want to try this either.
• 40:44
  Mandy: You want to eat some ants?
• 40:45
  Chris: No!
• 40:48
  Mandy: This may be just a Nora and Charles day.
• 40:51
  Chris: Also, a single sauce is $18, which is insane.
• 40:55
  Nora: Has the most number of ants.
• 40:57
  Nora: Yeah, give me a product on the market.
• 41:00
  Chris: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 41:01
  Chris: We went into the field with ant experts and chefs to find the best tasting.01% of all ant species on Earth.
• 41:09
  Chris: Yep. The result, think of it as soy sauce on steroids. This has got to be a joke.
• 41:13
  Nora: It's not. Have you... Okay, this is as an environmental studies person,
• 41:20
  Nora: bugs are a great source of protein. Sure. And they're a great source of like flavor. I have
• 41:26
  Nora: heard that ants have a citrusy flavor. And then there's also those honeypot ants that people eat.
• 41:31
  Nora: People eat the honeypot ants because they're little sugar nuggets.
• 41:36
  Chris: I mean, I'm glad for those people. I'm glad that there are people who enjoy this. I will not be one of them.
• 41:43
  Mandy: I grew up on the border of Mexico
• 41:45
  Mandy: and my brothers would constantly like buy because you can buy like crickets and things like grasshoppers and
• 41:51
  Mandy: um, they would definitely always like grab a bag to snack on and but I think it was more
• 41:57
  Mandy: the ick factor than the taste.
• 41:59
  Nora: For me, I don't like the legs. Like I don't like the legs. Getting stuck in your teeth. That's not uh good
• 42:06
  Nora: If they were ground up somehow, I think things...
• 42:08
  Nora: Into a sauce?
• 42:11
  Nora: I'm not against it.
• 42:13
  Chris: I am.
• 42:16
  Nora: I wanted to talk, we needed to talk about this though.
• 42:19
  Chris: Yeah, ditch dull soy sauce and upgrade your umami with our original umami sauce.
• 42:26
  Nora: Oh hey, it's made in Texas, you were right.
• 42:28
  Chris: Yep, made in Austin.
• 42:30
  Chris: Of course it's Austin.
• 42:31
  Nora: Yeah.
• 42:32
  Nora: Money back guarantee.
• 42:34
  Chris: Free shipping.
• 42:35
  Chris: I mean, who's gonna call their customer support
• 42:38
  Chris: and be like, "Hey, your ants taste like shit.
• 42:41
  Nora: (laughing)
• 42:42
  Chris: I'm not happy with my ant sauce."
• 42:45
  Nora: There are alternate soy sauces,
• 42:47
  Nora: like a black bean soy sauce or a mushroom soy sauce, right?
• 42:50
  Chris: Sure.
• 42:50
  Nora: Yeah, coconut aminos.
• 42:51
  Nora: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Chris: But those aren't living things.
• 42:54
  Chris: I mean, they're not insects.
• 42:57
  Chris: (laughing)
• 42:58
  Chris: But if they're all grown up.
• 43:01
  Nora: It's the legs that get me.
• 43:03
  Mandy: I didn't think I could try it.
• 43:04
  Mandy: I don't want I don't want this to be the moment where I learn I'm allergic to ants. That's true
• 43:11
  Mandy: Yeah, that's fair. Although if you're allergic to like
• 43:14
  Mandy: Lacquer I'm allergic to cook to like cockroaches
• 43:17
  Mandy: Yeah to be careful with like chocolate and coffee because apparently they have high levels of oh, yeah
• 43:23
  Nora: Yeah, I would say you probably shouldn't try the ants
• 43:26
  Nora: I think my mom would probably be allergic to the ants, but you know what folks I want to watch them try the absolutely
• 43:33
  Chris: I'm looking at their FAQ page now and the first question are there really ants in your products and are they safe to eat?
• 43:40
  Chris: The answer hell yeah, there are ants
• 43:46
  Chris: We use two specific species of premium edible ants and intentionally leverage the naturally tangy
• 43:52
  Chris: Acids they produce to create an intense umami flavor that is richer and more complex than traditional sauces
• 43:59
  Mandy: Is this is this is this actually like a Rick and Morty show thing like if you like it's giving
• 44:08
  Chris: It feels like okay, I have no doubt that this is real
• 44:13
  Chris: But it also could just as easily
• 44:15
  Chris: Be like one of those elaborate stunts like the guy who bought the Enron brand to bring it back and said like Enron
• 44:22
  Chris: We're good now like
• 44:25
  Chris: It could just easily be one of those things though. It is probably real
• 44:28
  Nora: I think they just were interested in eating bugs and also eating ants, but in the FAQs they also have the question
• 44:33
  Nora: Are you part of the global who conspiracy to make people eat bugs?
• 44:40
  Nora: They just want to
• 44:41
  Nora: Say they just want better flavors for things and maybe bugs taste good and I'm all for innovation in food. I think you know, there's
• 44:50
  Chris: There there's an untapped
• 44:52
  Chris: untapped sources of nutrition and taste and flavor and
• 44:58
  Mandy: Okay, but I want that number that are people allergic to shellfish. Where's the answer for that one?
• 45:03
  Chris: Yes, I'm curious probably if you're allergic to self shellfish you may be allergic to insects including ants
• 45:09
  Chris: Yeah, so I think the only way to solve this is to spend $18 and buy
• 45:15
  Chris: Shipping is free and let Nora eat them
• 45:21
  Mandy: Charles to do it too since Charles isn't here
• 45:25
  Nora: I also would eat the soy sauce, the ant sauce.
• 45:28
  Nora: My roommate is a master's in entomology
• 45:31
  Nora: and I think she would eat the ant sauce with me.
• 45:33
  Mandy: Great, so I study these things,
• 45:36
  Mandy: therefore I must eat them?
• 45:38
  Mandy: Is this the logic?
• 45:40
  Mandy: Well, I'm gonna-
• 45:41
  Mandy: What do they taste like?
• 45:42
  Mandy: Cook me up a nice book.
• 45:43
  Nora: She's from a family of geologists
• 45:45
  Nora: who are known to like rocks.
• 45:46
  Nora: True, true.
• 45:48
  Chris: I will never make people eat insects on this show.
• 45:55
  Chris: (laughing)
• 45:55
  Chris: But the whole the idea is intriguing and I think will make for at least an interesting episode
• 46:01
  Mandy: Mm-hmm. I still want to do tinned fish trying. Oh, wait
• 46:04
  Mandy: What did it say about how we serve this like I know it was a anything soy sauce. No scroll down a little more
• 46:11
  Mandy: How do you use it?
• 46:14
  Chris: You have any pairing suggestions if it needs a savory kick we promise you can use ant sauce on it
• 46:19
  Chris: Here are our favorite ways grilled chicken
• 46:22
  Chris: Sushi, ramen, grilled chicken, burgers,
• 46:24
  Chris: or use it for finishing steaks right off the grill.
• 46:27
  Chris: So anything essentially is what they're saying.
• 46:29
  Chris: Of course, that's what they're gonna say.
• 46:31
  Chris: They're saying like this sauce can be used on anything.
• 46:35
  Nora: You could probably mix it up and make a dip.
• 46:39
  Chris: Yeah, put it in your cereal, who cares?
• 46:41
  Nora: Yeah, exactly.
• 46:43
  Nora: On top of your Cheerios.
• 46:44
  Nora: There you go.
• 46:45
  Nora: Okay, so next.
• 46:49
  Nora: I don't have a good segue.
• 46:50
  Nora: other than we already watched half of this video.
• 46:53
  Nora: But it really, really made me laugh.
• 46:54
  Nora: And it says these two guys tried to get a dead branch
• 46:57
  Nora: out of a tree.
• 47:03
  Chris: Okay, okay.
• 47:05
  Mandy: This isn't gonna end well.
• 47:07
  Mandy: It's fine.
• 47:08
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 47:10
  Mandy: Bounce me up and down.
• 47:11
  Mandy: Bounce me up and down.
• 47:13
  Chris: As you do, oh my God.
• 47:15
  Chris: (laughing)
• 47:16
  Chris: Oh my God, he's gonna die.
• 47:21
  Nora: (laughing)
• 47:27
  Nora: Bounced him right out of the tree.
• 47:30
  Chris: Okay.
• 47:31
  Chris: That's like a cartoon.
• 47:32
  Chris: I know.
• 47:34
  Nora: This next one is a news art or a news video
• 47:39
  Nora: of this guy who is a martial artist
• 47:42
  Nora: and he didn't mean to kick him.
• 47:43
  Nora: So let's weigh in if this guy meant
• 47:46
  Nora: to kick the police officer.
• 47:48
  Nora: Yes.
• 47:49
  Video: Timothy Allen Weigert is seen on video making a spinning martial arts kick in the direction of a
• 47:56
  Video: Towards it Weigert claims he miss connecting with the officer on purpose
• 48:17
  Video: and tells 13 News now he thinks he could have easily hurt the officer if he wanted to.
• 48:23
  Video: Sorry, buddy.
• 48:24
  Nora: Sensei of senseis, I was the CEO of a multi-million dollar martial arts company.
• 48:29
  Nora: Okay, now I think he's probably in psychosis.
• 48:32
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 48:33
  Nora: 100%.
• 48:33
  Mandy: It's the side pony that's getting me.
• 48:36
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 48:36
  Mandy: That's my role!
• 48:37
  Nora: I had 18 different ways I could have hit him.
• 48:40
  Chris: And I wanted everyone to see...
• 48:41
  Chris: Also, he said multi-million dollar martial arts business,
• 48:43
  Chris: and I don't think those words go together.
• 48:45
  Nora: I didn't want to hurt you.
• 48:46
  Chris: Like, you have a dojo and a strip mall in Torrance, California.
• 48:58
  Chris: He was committing the crime of breakdancing.
• 49:00
  Mandy: Look, the pony is his choice! - Look, it's there again!
• 49:03
  Mandy: It's the side pony.
• 49:05
  Chris: Also, the referee stripes is the choice.
• 49:07
  Nora: thought was so extreme. It's not like I just robbed a bank or
• 49:16
  Nora: committed murder.
• 49:20
  Nora: Wrong for me to throw the kick.
• 49:22
  Video: We get eventually wants to call for change in police department
• 49:27
  Video: protocol. Oh my god.
• 49:31
  Video: On eight charges including disturbing the peace and simple
• 49:35
  Video: assault on a law enforcement officer.
• 49:37
  Video: Virginia Beach, I don't know,
• 49:39
  Nora: gives me a chance to be the chief of police
• 49:42
  Nora: of Virginia Beach.
• 49:43
  Nora: (laughing)
• 49:45
  Video: Daryl 13 News Now.
• 49:47
  Nora: So did he mean to kick the officer, you guys?
• 49:50
  Nora: (laughing)
• 49:53
  Nora: Did he mean to kick him?
• 49:54
  Nora: (laughing)
• 49:58
  Nora: He was on one wheel.
• 49:59
  Nora: It was a stage fight, and then the cops
• 50:02
  Nora: were gonna like taser at him, and that was extreme.
• 50:04
  Nora: That was just...
• 50:06
  Chris: I love that his solution is to make himself the chief of police.
• 50:12
  Chris: He's probably going to make everyone wear those referee stripes
• 50:17
  Chris: so that they can ninja kick people into submission.
• 50:20
  Chris: I feel bad for whatever, like, local news journalist had to go interview him
• 50:25
  Chris: and make a story out of this, because it must have been the slowest
• 50:29
  Chris: news day in the history of the world.
• 50:31
  Mandy: He had some really like intense like eye contact happening the whole time.
• 50:36
  Nora: Oh for sure.
• 50:37
  Nora: And the eye rolls.
• 50:37
  Nora: He had some really good eye rolls going on there.
• 50:40
  Nora: It goes with the pony.
• 50:42
  Nora: The side pony and the eye roll.
• 50:44
  Nora: You're right.
• 50:45
  Nora: It makes sense.
• 50:46
  Chris: I honestly I wish we had more videos of that guy and less videos of like Squirrel King
• 50:51
  Chris: Jack because that guy is fun to watch.
• 50:55
  Mandy: Or the dude that does the catch phrases.
• 50:58
  Chris: We don't talk about him.
• 51:01
  Nora: doesn't exist. Yeah. So my next video is a really great new cosplay. I don't subscribe
• 51:09
  Nora: to anything of what was just said right here. That was just disrespectful. That's all I
• 51:15
  Chris: have to say. The opinions expressed in this segment are not those of Norma. Not, no, these
• 51:20
  Nora: are not my opinions. I can tell you that right now. Okay, so next I have a really great new
• 51:26
  Nora: cosplay idea that I thought you guys would enjoy. Maybe you could use it at Comic-Con next week.
• 51:32
  Video: Okay, let's see. This is a retrospective on how I made my Spider's Man cosplay.
• 51:37
  Video: Spider's Man? Oh dear god. No. I started organizing them all and I used this EVA glue I used on my
• 51:43
  Video: spider night to glue every spider to the suit. I started with gluing some spiders and then I
• 51:49
  Video: glued spiders and after that I glued some spiders. I appreciate how thorough this is being. Me too.
• 51:55
  Video: And then I glued some spiders.
• 51:57
  Video: And then I started gluing some spiders and organizing spiders.
• 52:00
  Mandy: It's growing on me.
• 52:01
  Video: My cat helped.
• 52:02
  Video: Then I ordered some more spiders and glued some more spiders.
• 52:05
  Video: And then I ordered some more spiders and glued more.
• 52:07
  Video: And then I was ready to go for a photo shoot with my buddy, Ricardo.
• 52:11
  Video: Yeah, thanks for watching.
• 52:15
  Video: So that's spiders, man.
• 52:15
  Mandy: Remember when I said I love it when people are really passionate about something
• 52:20
  Mandy: and I like watching them?
• 52:21
  Mandy: You know, I can get behind this now.
• 52:23
  Nora: Okay, have you seen the Greedy Peasant, Mandy?
• 52:26
  Nora: Oh yeah, tassels, tassels everywhere.
• 52:29
  Nora: Oh my God, the Greedy Peasant
• 52:30
  Nora: is like one of my favorite weirdos,
• 52:32
  Nora: who like, he's like one of my patron saints.
• 52:35
  Nora: Anyway. - I do appreciate it.
• 52:36
  Chris: Yeah.
• 52:37
  Chris: Related to spiders, there was a giant,
• 52:41
  Chris: like quarter-sized spider in my windowsill
• 52:46
  Chris: a couple of days ago.
• 52:48
  Chris: And it got-
• 52:48
  Mandy: Did you get somebody else to kill it for you?
• 52:50
  Chris: I'm getting there.
• 52:51
  Chris: It got inside the screen because there was a hole
• 52:54
  Chris: in the corner of the screen.
• 52:55
  Chris: So it was literally inside the window sill.
• 52:58
  Chris: And not only did I sit there looking over my shoulder
• 53:01
  Chris: for the rest of the afternoon,
• 53:03
  Chris: not getting any of my work done,
• 53:05
  Chris: but I did wait until Lynn came home.
• 53:08
  Chris: (laughing)
• 53:10
  Chris: Called it, called it.
• 53:10
  Chris: And asked her to murder spray the spider for me.
• 53:15
  Chris: It was terrifying.
• 53:16
  Mandy: And was it a heroic rescue?
• 53:18
  Chris: Oh, it absolutely was because I was,
• 53:21
  Chris: I was this close to burning the house down
• 53:23
  Chris: and the house isn't in my name.
• 53:25
  Chris: So that would be a problem.
• 53:26
  Nora: Yeah, Lynn was able to rescue the damsel in distress.
• 53:29
  Chris: Yes, I am very, very thankful.
• 53:31
  Nora: I saw a mama wolf spider with like a hundred babies
• 53:34
  Nora: on her back a couple weeks ago.
• 53:36
  Nora: And then we also had-
• 53:37
  Nora: Hold on, I'm gonna be like Mandy.
• 53:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 53:41
  Nora: We also had a jumping spider that had babies outside
• 53:44
  Nora: and so we had jumping spider babies,
• 53:45
  Nora: but I like jumping spiders,
• 53:47
  Nora: I think they're really, really cute.
• 53:49
  Chris: Well, I'm not gonna be able to sleep now.
• 53:50
  Chris: Yeah. - Thanks.
• 53:51
  Nora: And also I regularly remove spiders from my bed.
• 53:56
  Nora: Okay, next.
• 53:58
  Chris: We're never going to Nora's house.
• 53:59
  Nora: Speaking of cortisol maxing spiders in your bed,
• 54:04
  Nora: here's another video of a guy who has been,
• 54:07
  Nora: what he calls cortisol maxing.
• 54:10
  Nora: Now of silence occasionally broken up.
• 54:12
  Nora: A couple of people in the comments had mentioned these.
• 54:14
  Nora: I like the sound of this one.
• 54:16
  Nora: Let's start working.
• 54:17
  Nora: Before I forget.
• 54:19
  Nora: Who turns it all the way up?
• 54:20
  Nora: I am so sorry.
• 54:23
  Nora: Fuck!
• 54:26
  Nora: Thirty fucking seconds into it.
• 54:28
  Nora: Fuck!
• 54:32
  Nora: Fuck!
• 54:33
  Nora: It was a minute ago!
• 54:36
  Nora: Fuck!
• 54:38
  Nora: I'm sorry Watson.
• 54:39
  Nora: You're not happy are you Sherlock?
• 54:42
  Nora: No.
• 54:42
  Nora: His dogs are pissed.
• 54:43
  Nora: I think it's just you.
• 54:44
  Mandy: Rightfully so.
• 54:46
  Chris: I'd be pissed if I was that dog.
• 54:48
  Mandy: Yeah, I hate him.
• 54:53
  Chris: 30 minutes.
• 54:54
  Nora: This is where I've been living the last half hour in fucking anxiety,
• 54:58
  Nora: and it hasn't played a sound.
• 55:00
  Nora: [scream]
• 55:01
  Nora: You know...
• 55:03
  Nora: [laughter]
• 55:03
  Nora: Goddamn it.
• 55:05
  Nora: You know...
• 55:06
  Nora: [scream]
• 55:07
  Nora: Oh, fucking me!
• 55:09
  Nora: It was gonna happen again.
• 55:11
  Nora: [laughter]
• 55:13
  Nora: [horn honks]
• 55:14
  Nora: Oh my god.
• 55:15
  Nora: Oh my god, it's auto-playing.
• 55:17
  Mandy: He doesn't have to do this unit.
• 55:19
  Mandy: I know.
• 55:21
  Nora: Nobody's making him do this.
• 55:23
  Nora: He had another video where he played three different ones at the same time.
• 55:26
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 55:27
  Nora: [laughter]
• 55:28
  Chris: No.
• 55:30
  Chris: [laughter]
• 55:31
  Chris: Mandy, if you cut to camera three, what's bizarre to me is that there are so many variations on this.
• 55:41
  Chris: One hour of silence occasionally broken up by Michael Jackson sounds.
• 55:44
  Chris: Easy.
• 55:45
  Chris: Are you fucking kidding me? I by Mario, ah
• 55:51
  Nora: Which the Taco Bell boing?
• 55:56
  Chris: Ten hours long someone made a video that's ten hours long
• 56:02
  Chris: Added these sound effects to it and uploaded it. It has a million views
• 56:08
  Chris: folks
• 56:10
  Chris: Come back to the camera. What is wrong with you?
• 56:13
  Nora: Right, I'm gonna come in one day with one of these already playing
• 56:20
  Nora: No, and I have YouTube premiums it'll play when my phone is locked
• 56:31
  Nora: Okay, so the next one is these twins who are not neurodivergent and this is how I feel sometimes with Charles
• 56:38
  Nora: I'm here to clear the rumors. We are not neurodivergent. We are neurotypical. The rumors are not true.
• 56:46
  Nora: Nice to meet you.
• 56:47
  Nora: That didn't stress me out. The fact that I could still feel his hand tingling in my hand.
• 56:53
  Nora: He doesn't have clammy hands at all. And he doesn't mind. I don't care if he did.
• 56:57
  Nora: Stand with your hips like this for me.
• 56:58
  Nora: No wait, don't think about it.
• 57:02
  Nora: Oh, how are you?
• 57:04
  Nora: [laughter]
• 57:09
  Mandy: He's still taking his shoulder!
• 57:12
  Mandy: I don't see this in real life either though, right?
• 57:16
  Mandy: Like, it doesn't happen like that.
• 57:18
  Nora: Yeah.
• 57:18
  Nora: They're just, I mean, they're playing it up with each other,
• 57:20
  Nora: but I do feel like that.
• 57:22
  Nora: Yeah.
• 57:22
  Nora: If I have to, like, shake hands with people.
• 57:25
  Chris: I shook someone's hand today and it's over, right?
• 57:28
  Chris: [laughter]
• 57:28
  Nora: You're still thinking about it?
• 57:30
  Nora: I am. I am.
• 57:32
  Mandy: And that's why you just go in for a hug
• 57:46
  Nora: I mean, I'd rather like have somebody offer a hand and me choose to shake it then somebody force a hug on me
• 57:52
  Mandy: That's fair. Okay, except in the Mexican culture you
• 57:56
  Mandy: Do like shake and a hug before the first time like you meet them by the end
• 58:02
  Chris: It's a hug and a kiss. Yeah, and you have to French kiss - yeah
• 58:06
  Mandy: I mean, that's the that's the third time you meet that's the part. I don't like
• 58:16
  Mandy: When you grow up in that sort of a culture it does change your views on things
• 58:22
  Mandy: Yeah, like so I have naturally curly hair like really really curly hair
• 58:27
  Mandy: And people come up to you in like, you know,
• 58:31
  Mandy: the shopping center, Walmart, grocery store, H-E-B,
• 58:33
  Mandy: and they get able to come up and touch your hair
• 58:35
  Mandy: because they don't want to give you oh-ho
• 58:37
  Mandy: and like have all your hair fall out
• 58:39
  Mandy: because they were admiring it.
• 58:40
  Mandy: Oh.
• 58:42
  Mandy: So I went my entire life with people, strangers,
• 58:45
  Mandy: just coming up and like petting me whenever they wanted.
• 58:48
  Mandy: Because it's better than being jealous.
• 58:50
  Mandy: Yeah, and it's better than something bad happening
• 58:52
  Mandy: to your hair because they admired it.
• 58:55
  Chris: So once again, growing up in another culture.
• 58:58
  Mandy: Exactly.
• 58:59
  Mandy: Yeah, so I'm not sure Mexicans acknowledge autism.
• 59:03
  Nora: I'm still a side hugger.
• 59:06
  Nora: You're not, it's very rare
• 59:07
  Nora: if you get a full frontal hug from me.
• 59:09
  Nora: I'll give you a side hug, that's good.
• 59:11
  Nora: That's good.
• 59:14
  Mandy: Am I a horrible person?
• 59:15
  Mandy: Because I'm married to someone who does not like
• 59:17
  Mandy: physical touch unless it's from his wife.
• 59:21
  Mandy: And so I really, really love it when my friends hug him.
• 59:24
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 59:27
  Mandy: I'm gonna hug him all the time.
• 59:28
  Mandy: The physical pain, his eyes, like they go into panic and then it's just like horror and I love it.
• 59:35
  Chris: I'm just gonna show up at your house now, hug him and leave.
• 59:39
  Mandy: My friend Kimberly will like make eye contact with me while she's hugging him.
• 59:46
  Chris: [laughter]
• 59:46
  Chris: I love that. That's amazing.
• 59:48
  Chris: That's a true friend right there.
• 59:50
  Chris: [laughter]
• 59:52
  Nora: That's delightful.
• 59:53
  Nora: I have a few more. We have one more of my regulars and then I have like four different
• 1:00:02
  Nora: Animal around the net. Okay one more human around the net. So have either of you heard of Francis the train guy?
• 1:00:09
  Nora: Okay, so there's this British guy. His name is Francis. He loves trains. He's very wholesome. He doesn't curse
• 1:00:16
  Nora: He puts a camera on his head here and it pointed down at his face. So his face is like
• 1:00:21
  Nora: Pano in the camera and he goes to different trains to watch trains
• 1:00:27
  Nora: Francis got he came to America. I got to see the big boy and he cursed about it
• 1:00:31
  Nora: So we're gonna see how excited Francis is about the big boy
• 1:00:35
  Nora: We don't have to watch this whole video, but we're gonna watch the first minute. I feel like this isn't the right video
• 1:00:41
  Mandy: Hmm. It says I expect spiders to come into my room
• 1:00:45
  Mandy: That's not the right that's that's the owl
• 1:00:49
  Chris: We could go to the owl. Was this something you added late?
• 1:00:52
  Mandy: Mm-hmm. Hmm.
• 1:00:55
  Mandy: 'Cause I'm not seeing anything that looks like it would be a train.
• 1:00:58
  Nora: Oh, no, okay.
• 1:00:59
  Nora: Well, we can watch that one next week if we don't have that one pulled up 'cause there is some good audio there.
• 1:01:06
  Nora: But...
• 1:01:07
  Nora: We can go to the owl if you want to. Okay.
• 1:01:09
  Nora: Okay, let's go. So here's my animal TikToks.
• 1:01:13
  Nora: The Brits have been going through a heat wave and evidently they also don't have screens on their windows.
• 1:01:19
  Nora: So that is true. They don't what yeah, let's let's roll the they also don't believe in air conditioning
• 1:01:26
  Nora: heathens
• 1:01:28
  Nora: There's a straight-up owl
• 1:01:31
  Nora: And her window
• 1:01:34
  Chris: Hey, buddy
• 1:01:36
  Chris: Hey, oh my god
• 1:01:39
  Chris: Not in my room. Do you know Harry Potter?
• 1:01:43
  Nora: Staring at oh my god the Sun I
• 1:01:47
  Chris: I would close the window and keep my friendly pet owl.
• 1:01:50
  Nora: Yeah, right?
• 1:01:51
  Nora: Owl.
• 1:01:52
  Nora: There's an owl in me bedroom.
• 1:01:54
  Nora: No!
• 1:01:55
  Nora: There's an owl in me bedroom.
• 1:01:57
  Mandy: Oh, it's so cute.
• 1:01:59
  Mandy: I know, right?
• 1:02:00
  Mandy: Until it poops on your pillow.
• 1:02:01
  Chris: I mean, yeah, there's a downside to everything.
• 1:02:03
  Chris: But I just want to snuggle him.
• 1:02:05
  Mandy: And the diseases and the germs and the mites.
• 1:02:07
  Mandy: Birds have mites.
• 1:02:08
  Chris: You know, it's either that or lettuce.
• 1:02:10
  Chris: Look, I hate birds.
• 1:02:11
  Chris: Something's going to get us all.
• 1:02:12
  Nora: It looks so snuggly, though.
• 1:02:14
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:02:16
  Chris: I think the owl just wanted to look at that hot bod. Oh, see? Yeah. I mean, I think he was walking by the window and the owl was like, "What's up?"
• 1:02:24
  Nora: I did hear somebody recently say that a British 10 is an American 6.
• 1:02:30
  Nora: [Laughter]
• 1:02:35
  Nora: That's terrible and amazing.
• 1:02:37
  Chris: It's funny because it's true.
• 1:02:42
  Nora: [Laughter]
• 1:02:42
  Nora: So, uh, remember that guy who had the tiny little glasses and was saying like weird like hyper masculine stuff with a lisp?
• 1:02:51
  Nora: Yes. Yes. Okay. So here's a he did an audio recently and
• 1:02:55
  Nora: Some of the cat owners have taken it to a new a new level. So this one is the get up get pissed
• 1:03:03
  Nora: It's in here. Uh-huh. I
• 1:03:07
  Mandy: Have not that
• 1:03:11
  Mandy: So I do see and PS, but let the record show this was I didn't cue the videos
• 1:03:18
  Mandy: Some of them are in here double. Oh, that's my guess of what happened. Oh, yeah, probably
• 1:03:23
  Mandy: Weird, sorry. I said they go out in English Bulldog though. We'll do that one and an evil butters. Yeah, let's do
• 1:03:30
  Nora: Let's do the the late-night photo booth one. Yeah
• 1:03:33
  Nora: So this is just a photo booth that just you guys need to you need to see
• 1:03:40
  Nora: [Ding]
• 1:03:45
  Nora: [laughter]
• 1:03:47
  Nora: Yes!
• 1:03:49
  Nora: [laughter]
• 1:03:51
  Nora: He's slaying.
• 1:03:53
  Nora: Oh, my heart.
• 1:03:55
  Nora: [laughter]
• 1:03:56
  Chris: For the 'gram.
• 1:03:58
  Nora: Okay, here he comes. Close up.
• 1:04:00
  Nora: [whimpers]
• 1:04:00
  Nora: Make it side.
• 1:04:03
  Nora: [laughter]
• 1:04:04
  Chris: That's his Tinder pic.
• 1:04:06
  Nora: Get this one.
• 1:04:09
  Nora: [laughter]
• 1:04:11
  Mandy: Oh, it's just the eye.
• 1:04:14
  Mandy: I need to sad song behind it.
• 1:04:16
  Mandy: Aw.
• 1:04:20
  Nora: Oh, and he will pose for you.
• 1:04:22
  Nora: He's like literally posing for it.
• 1:04:24
  Nora: You are so vain, little pupper.
• 1:04:27
  Nora: I love this dog.
• 1:04:30
  Chris: So vain.
• 1:04:31
  Nora: Made me want to get out some photo booth for my dog
• 1:04:35
  Nora: and see if she'd be interested.
• 1:04:36
  Nora: You should do it.
• 1:04:37
  Mandy: This dog has more of an emotional range than I do.
• 1:04:40
  Mandy: I know, right?
• 1:04:41
  Nora: Like all of his, like, that was a whole,
• 1:04:43
  Nora: like he could use that for his head shots.
• 1:04:46
  Chris: Yeah, totally.
• 1:04:48
  Nora: Okay, I have one more.
• 1:04:49
  Nora: Do you have an Instagram video, Mandy?
• 1:04:54
  Chris: It doesn't say where it came from.
• 1:04:55
  Nora: You want an ocean one?
• 1:04:56
  Nora: Yeah, we're gonna go for the ocean one.
• 1:04:58
  Nora: There's a guy standing on a dock and a dolphin nailed him.
• 1:05:03
  Nora: Okay, as dolphins do.
• 1:05:09
  Nora: [laughter]
• 1:05:12
  Chris: Dolphin throwing fish harpoons!
• 1:05:14
  Video: A dolphin just threw a fish at me.
• 1:05:16
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 1:05:19
  Mandy: Slow-mo?
• 1:05:21
  Mandy: Yes, because I need to see this.
• 1:05:24
  Chris: Back.
• 1:05:25
  Chris: I feel like I'm watching the Zapruder film.
• 1:05:27
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 1:05:29
  Chris: Oh my god.
• 1:05:31
  Mandy: That's amazing.
• 1:05:32
  Chris: You know what really makes that is,
• 1:05:35
  Chris: that dolphin threw a fish at me.
• 1:05:37
  Nora: [laughter]
• 1:05:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:05:40
  Nora: Yep.
• 1:05:41
  Nora: Dolphins are assholes.
• 1:05:42
  Nora: Yeah, they really are.
• 1:05:44
  Nora: They have like the most developed brains
• 1:05:46
  Nora: of the entire ocean.
• 1:05:47
  Chris: Which is why they're pissed.
• 1:05:48
  Nora: Yeah, it's scary.
• 1:05:50
  Nora: They're not, I mean, they're not friendly.
• 1:05:53
  Nora: No.
• 1:05:54
  Nora: So, well, I'll make sure and have those videos
• 1:05:58
  Nora: that we did get today in next week's
• 1:06:00
  Nora: because they're still awesome.
• 1:06:03
  Nora: And then we can go ahead,
• 1:06:05
  Nora: I think that's the end of all of my videos today.
• 1:06:08
  Chris: That's the end of our marathon around the net this week.
• 1:06:10
  Nora: Around the net.
• 1:06:12
  Nora: I picked around the net instead of doing a main topic.
• 1:06:14
  Nora: So here's...
• 1:06:15
  Chris: Here's our...
• 1:06:16
  Chris: I'm gonna get one.
• 1:06:17
  Chris: Here's our choose your own adventure for this week.
• 1:06:19
  Chris: Since we're already an hour into the show, we were supposed to talk about the professional
• 1:06:25
  Chris: slapping tournament, but that was really Charles' topic.
• 1:06:28
  Chris: So do we talk about it this week or do we save that for Charles' birthday?
• 1:06:33
  Mandy: I say we save it for Charles' birthday.
• 1:06:35
  Mandy: That sounds like a birthday topic.
• 1:06:36
  Chris: Right.
• 1:06:37
  Nora: birthday slaps birthday slaps birthday slap yeah i think that maybe we could work in something that
• 1:06:43
  Nora: like i don't know charles needs a birthday slap yeah i think so from both me and mandy unless he
• 1:06:49
  Chris: likes it in which case no thank you yeah so i think that's mandy's gonna only harness her mexican
• 1:06:57
  Mandy: power into the slapping get my chunk out yeah use your hands
• 1:07:04
  Chris: So with that folks, we're gonna move to our summer food tier list.
• 1:07:11
  Chris: We've decided to cull together a list of different summer foods that you would find at fairs
• 1:07:17
  Chris: or on the grill and see what we think about them, see where they rank.
• 1:07:21
  Nora: Because you know we love talking about food.
• 1:07:23
  Chris: We love talking about food, we love eating food, we love maybe throwing up food.
• 1:07:29
  Mandy: That's me.
• 1:07:29
  Chris: Yeah, that's just Mandy.
• 1:07:32
  Chris: So yeah, so here we go. So here's our tier list. So the choice of foods is at the bottom.
• 1:07:38
  Chris: Looks like our first food is gonna be...
• 1:07:41
  Chris: Lay's barbecue chips?
• 1:07:42
  Chris: Yeah, a staple. Potato chips. Simple summer snack.
• 1:07:47
  Nora: I think it's, I would say it's alpha tier at least for a simple potato chip.
• 1:07:53
  Nora: I think I'd agree.
• 1:07:55
  Nora: Because like, you can have it with most meals. You could have it with burgers,
• 1:07:59
  Nora: You could have it with hot dogs. You could have it with a sandwich. Like you can really, chips are versatile.
• 1:08:04
  Chris: They are. And you could do lots of flavors of potatoes. And they're good, they're good standalone and they're good as part of a larger meal.
• 1:08:10
  Nora: Yeah. Yeah. So you can put them on a ham sandwich and the ham sandwich is like infinite times better.
• 1:08:15
  Mandy: Mm-hmm. Look, I think, I think what we're gonna come across is that I feel like any meat, other than, you know, hot dogs now,
• 1:08:22
  Mandy: this gets moved to us here. Mm-hmm.
• 1:08:28
  Chris: Okay, so next we have got what is next there Mandy is it ribs?
• 1:08:33
  Chris: Okay
• 1:08:35
  Mandy: But the actor doesn't like ribs cuz he gets his little fingers. I don't like getting my fingers
• 1:08:41
  Chris: Super dirty and having them be sticky while I'm eating. It's it's bothersome. So question. Have you gotten your autism diagnosis?
• 1:08:53
  Nora: And I'm sorry not not to make not not to make fun of autistics
• 1:08:57
  Nora: But that is food sensory issues are a known autistic trait, right?
• 1:09:02
  Chris: it's it's weird because I
• 1:09:05
  Chris: I
• 1:09:06
  Chris: It's only with my hands and it's only with like foods that are sticky or that require a ton of
• 1:09:12
  Chris: Manipulation to eat because when my hands are dirty, I just don't enjoy whatever I'm doing. You can't do anything
• 1:09:17
  Mandy: I love things when you have to use your hands like the tactile like hand like
• 1:09:23
  Nora: Yeah, you know I think we're gonna have to fight this one out. I do like ribs. Uh-huh, but I feel similarly
• 1:09:30
  Nora: about sticky
• 1:09:31
  Nora: However, I'm okay if I can if I there's just a sink in the other room. We're like in between each rim
• 1:09:46
  Nora: Do I do I need to wash my hands between every single rib that I eat yes
• 1:09:51
  Chris: I mean, that's a lot of effort with when I'm eating food like that
• 1:09:56
  Chris: It's I end up eating it faster and enjoying it less because I'm just thinking about going to wash my hands
• 1:10:04
  Chris: So there's that issue but as far as ribs go even if they weren't sticky or I was wearing gloves or something
• 1:10:10
  Chris: I just don't enjoy like pulling bones out of things to eat them. I mean, it's just kind of a pain in the ass
• 1:10:16
  Mandy: I mean, that's fair. I get that. Okay. So where are we putting it then guys?
• 1:10:20
  Mandy: I would say B because a bad rib is bad,
• 1:10:23
  Mandy: but a good rib is great.
• 1:10:25
  Mandy: Sun chips can just screw themselves.
• 1:10:27
  Chris: Whoa, why are we a sun chips hater?
• 1:10:30
  Mandy: Well, I don't think I can eat them, so there's that.
• 1:10:33
  Chris: Okay.
• 1:10:34
  Chris: You're talking about every variety of sun chips
• 1:10:36
  Chris: 'cause there's like six.
• 1:10:37
  Mandy: And before, I don't know, before I was allergic,
• 1:10:41
  Mandy: I don't remember liking them.
• 1:10:44
  Nora: Fair enough.
• 1:10:45
  Nora: We're in sun chips.
• 1:10:47
  Nora: I like SunChips.
• 1:10:48
  Nora: I like their corn.
• 1:10:51
  Nora: Yeah, they have oat flour in them, so you're allergic.
• 1:10:54
  Nora: I love the garden salsa one, that garden salsa.
• 1:10:56
  Nora: Oh my God, it's such a good chip flavor.
• 1:10:58
  Chris: I bought the garden salsa as a mistake once
• 1:11:02
  Chris: when I should have bought the harvest cheddar,
• 1:11:04
  Chris: but I ended up really enjoying the garden salsa,
• 1:11:06
  Chris: and now it's part of the rotation.
• 1:11:07
  Nora: Which are these, can we tell?
• 1:11:09
  Nora: That one is the cheddar one on the picture.
• 1:11:12
  Chris: Yeah, I think the harvest cheddar is the most popular,
• 1:11:14
  Chris: but if you go to camera three, Mandy,
• 1:11:17
  Nora: see the different. Oh my god, I love that you think I'm gonna be able to manage this.
• 1:11:20
  Nora: The original, it's bland. I only like the garden salsa, to be honest with you. Garden salsa is
• 1:11:27
  Nora: pretty tasty. The french onion are probably good, but I would take a Dorito over the cheesy ones.
• 1:11:33
  Chris: I agree. Me personally. Even though they're made by the same company and probably in the
• 1:11:37
  Chris: same factory, I think Doritos are just overall better. Hold on, there's fiber chips? I guess so,
• 1:11:42
  Nora: That's news to me. And the southwestern queso flavored sun chips. What? Fiber chips.
• 1:11:48
  Nora: I think we should order some of those and try them. I think you should.
• 1:11:51
  Nora: I will watch this. I think we need to try those. We can do that.
• 1:11:55
  Chris: Whole grain and black bean snacks. How wacky.
• 1:12:00
  Nora: That, I mean, they'd probably be good. I like a sun chip. Okay, so since you don't like sun chips,
• 1:12:05
  Nora: but we like sun chips, and it is the cheddar sun chip,
• 1:12:09
  Nora: I say I wouldn't rate it higher than a B or C.
• 1:12:14
  Nora: That's the garden salsa or better.
• 1:12:17
  Mandy: Okay, so now I'm doing this thing where I'm pushing the browser window button
• 1:12:21
  Mandy: and it's not coming back.
• 1:12:22
  Chris: The key isn't on.
• 1:12:24
  Mandy: Thank you.
• 1:12:27
  Nora: Yeah, so I would say what do you what do you think?
• 1:12:29
  Nora: See, this is one you like.
• 1:12:31
  Chris: So I do like harvest cheddar.
• 1:12:33
  Mandy: I feel like this is a rib situation.
• 1:12:35
  Mandy: We're just gonna make it a B.
• 1:12:36
  Chris: Yeah, I think I think a B is fair.
• 1:12:38
  Mandy: Fair.
• 1:12:39
  Nora: I'm down for that.
• 1:12:41
  Chris: And I think below Chris.
• 1:12:42
  Chris: There are better chips out there.
• 1:12:43
  Chris: Doritos are better.
• 1:12:45
  Chris: Sometimes Lay's Classic are better.
• 1:12:46
  Nora: Okay, sodas?
• 1:12:47
  Chris: Cheddar and sour cream, way better.
• 1:12:49
  Nora: Oh yeah.
• 1:12:50
  Nora: I'd take a cheddar and sour cream over a SunChip any day.
• 1:12:53
  Chris: 100%.
• 1:12:54
  Chris: What's next?
• 1:12:55
  Nora: Sodas.
• 1:12:55
  Nora: Just all sodas.
• 1:12:57
  Chris: Soda's a pretty wide category.
• 1:13:00
  Chris: Um...
• 1:13:01
  Chris: I like soda.
• 1:13:02
  Chris: I don't tend to drink it a lot.
• 1:13:04
  Chris: Except on days when I'm really tired, like today.
• 1:13:06
  Chris: And I've had like three of them.
• 1:13:07
  Nora: What?
• 1:13:09
  Nora: Um...
• 1:13:09
  Nora: energy drink before I drink a soda.
• 1:13:11
  Nora: Like I don't really drink a lot of soda.
• 1:13:13
  Chris: I can't do energy drinks.
• 1:13:14
  Chris: I just bounce off the walls like a, you know,
• 1:13:16
  Chris: a cocaine fiend or something.
• 1:13:17
  Chris: So I don't know.
• 1:13:19
  Mandy: I mean, I feel like it's the lowest,
• 1:13:22
  Mandy: like I think it's even like below bringing a bag of chips.
• 1:13:25
  Mandy: If someone brings like a soda to like my cookout,
• 1:13:28
  Mandy: I'm like, oh.
• 1:13:29
  Nora: You couldn't have brought sparkling water or something?
• 1:13:31
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Nora: Or beer?
• 1:13:33
  Mandy: I love the effort that you didn't put into this at all.
• 1:13:37
  Mandy: You couldn't even bring a beer?
• 1:13:41
  Mandy: But I'm also Southern, so it's sweet tea or nothing.
• 1:13:43
  Chris: I mean, I have no room to speak because at Mandy's last gathering, I brought ice.
• 1:13:48
  Mandy: I requested it.
• 1:13:49
  Mandy: I requested it specifically.
• 1:13:50
  Nora: Ice is useful.
• 1:13:51
  Nora: I would argue that ice is more useful than soda.
• 1:13:54
  Mandy: Anytime anyone's like, "Hey, what can I bring to the party?"
• 1:13:57
  Mandy: I'm like, "Ice."
• 1:13:58
  Mandy: I literally have an ice bucket in my Amazon cart right now so that I can...
• 1:14:03
  Chris: Interestingly enough, this is not related to the food tier list, but this was on the
• 1:14:08
  Chris: July, there was a run on ice because it was 200 degrees outside and I ended up having to go to
• 1:14:16
  Chris: four different stores. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It was hysterical. I would have given up after two.
• 1:14:24
  Mandy: Yeah, I'm so sorry. I thought it was an easy ask. No, I mean, yeah, nothing to apologize for. It's
• 1:14:32
  Chris: totally fine. But like, I literally walked into King Soopers and I walked it to a customer service
• 1:14:37
  Chris: rep and they before I even got the question out they were like we're out of ice.
• 1:14:43
  Chris: Like cool go to another gas station out of ice another gas station out of ice. What is happening
• 1:14:49
  Chris: folks? Where did you end up finding it? A gas station? I ended up finding it at the King Super's gas station
• 1:14:56
  Chris: which okay which I don't think I don't think people were were necessarily clued into that so
• 1:15:03
  Chris: had they been that would probably have been gone.
• 1:15:06
  Mandy: Yeah, the other thing we brought up at the table was fast food places will sometimes
• 1:15:10
  Mandy: sell you bags of ice. So like, if you go to McDonald's, they'll sell you a bag of ice.
• 1:15:15
  Chris: Yeah, we found out that McDonald's and Sonic.
• 1:15:17
  Nora: And Chick-fil-A too. Yeah.
• 1:15:19
  Nora: Sonic ice, you could buy a bag of Sonic ice.
• 1:15:21
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:15:22
  Chris: Good to know.
• 1:15:23
  Chris: I haven't tried it.
• 1:15:23
  Nora: But Sonic ice is good ice.
• 1:15:25
  Chris: If I'm ever in an ice pickle.
• 1:15:26
  Nora: The coldest ice that you can get.
• 1:15:28
  Mandy: I mean, August giving is coming. Somebody will have to bring ice.
• 1:15:31
  Mandy: That's true.
• 1:15:32
  Mandy: Okay, so where are we with the soda people?
• 1:15:34
  Mandy: D.
• 1:15:35
  Mandy: Yeah, I would, I don't know, I would even say F.
• 1:15:38
  Mandy: Otter pops, I don't know what they're called
• 1:15:39
  Mandy: by other places, but they were always Otter pops.
• 1:15:40
  Nora: Oh, those are good.
• 1:15:41
  Nora: I would say they're at least alpha tier.
• 1:15:43
  Nora: Like, that's a good-
• 1:15:44
  Chris: I like Otter pops.
• 1:15:45
  Nora: Otter pops are just a solid summer snack.
• 1:15:49
  Mandy: I know, but my thing is, look,
• 1:15:50
  Mandy: we're giving A tier to things that aren't even prepared.
• 1:15:55
  Mandy: But that's what summer is.
• 1:15:56
  Mandy: I'm just saying.
• 1:15:57
  Chris: Yeah, it's always-- - But food that's easy to eat.
• 1:15:59
  Chris: It's always about, it's just about what's comfortable
• 1:16:02
  Mandy: I mean, okay.
• 1:16:04
  Mandy: What do you think?
• 1:16:05
  Mandy: But then, well, I'm just saying, right?
• 1:16:07
  Mandy: So like when it takes somebody the effort into, you know, making something from scratch,
• 1:16:12
  Mandy: I feel like that it's got to be better than I opened a bag of chips.
• 1:16:15
  Mandy: Right?
• 1:16:16
  Mandy: Well, if we haven't had anything else to, yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Mandy: Like this next one are kebabs.
• 1:16:21
  Mandy: Oh.
• 1:16:22
  Mandy: Right?
• 1:16:22
  Mandy: And so you're gonna put kebabs on the same place as Otter Pops?
• 1:16:25
  Chris: No.
• 1:16:25
  Chris: I mean, I think, I think the tier list is based on how much we enjoy something, not
• 1:16:30
  Chris: how much effort went into making it.
• 1:16:32
  Mandy: And I think maybe that's it, right?
• 1:16:34
  Mandy: Like I don't tend to enjoy store-bought things.
• 1:16:37
  Mandy: Like I don't tend to enjoy-- - That's fair.
• 1:16:39
  Chris: Yeah, that's valid.
• 1:16:40
  Mandy: Like prepared, like, you know, chemically tasting.
• 1:16:43
  Chris: So we have to factor that in.
• 1:16:44
  Chris: So if you wanna move Otter Pops to B, would that work?
• 1:16:47
  Nora: No, I mean, I'm just saying.
• 1:16:49
  Nora: Okay, so.
• 1:16:51
  Nora: Well, see, with the kebabs,
• 1:16:53
  Nora: you could put anything on 'em.
• 1:16:54
  Nora: They're easy to cook.
• 1:16:56
  Nora: There, you can make it any flavor.
• 1:16:58
  Nora: I want to put kebabs in like the S tier because it's just like an easy yummy food for summer.
• 1:17:05
  Nora: They're not being cooked in my house.
• 1:17:06
  Chris: And people make some like really good marinades, that kind of stuff, which probably contains
• 1:17:11
  Chris: things you can't have, Mandy, but you could also just do it plain. You could just grill
• 1:17:17
  Nora: or like an adobo chicken. The best kebab I ever had was an adobo chicken kebab on the beach in
• 1:17:23
  Nora: Puerto Rico like, you know, like sounds perfect. It was it was iconic. It was everything that I needed
• 1:17:32
  Mandy: My question is what's this next one is this chicken salad?
• 1:17:35
  Chris: I think the question I
• 1:17:38
  Chris: It looks like chicken. I guess I think coleslaw is there mac and
• 1:17:42
  Mandy: Salad mac mac salad. I don't eat salad mac. I am not white enough for this folks. Like let's see
• 1:17:49
  Mandy: Yeah, that does look like chicken salad.
• 1:17:50
  Chris: I'm, we'll just say it's chicken salad.
• 1:17:52
  Nora: Okay, where are we putting it?
• 1:17:54
  Chris: I mean, I like a chicken salad.
• 1:17:56
  Chris: I like chicken salad a lot.
• 1:17:57
  Nora: Well, I think it's an Alpateur
• 1:17:59
  Nora: and I think it's above the chips and the Otter Pops.
• 1:18:02
  Nora: 'Cause it's like a, just an easy food to eat.
• 1:18:04
  Nora: Mm-hmm.
• 1:18:06
  Nora: And it just tastes good.
• 1:18:07
  Mandy: I feel like this is going to get the actor
• 1:18:09
  Mandy: to not like it, s'mores.
• 1:18:11
  Mandy: Ooh.
• 1:18:12
  Mandy: I don't think he would appreciate the sticky, sticky hands.
• 1:18:15
  Chris: I like s'mores.
• 1:18:16
  Chris: Really? - Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Chris: Really?
• 1:18:17
  Mandy: Justify it then
• 1:18:21
  Chris: By being careful with my placement of when I remove it from the fire to form the sandwich there, okay
• 1:18:29
  Mandy: quintessential
• 1:18:30
  Mandy: Quintessential I feel summer food
• 1:18:33
  Nora: Yeah, it is. I think so. I would say I like a non-traditional s'more with like a Reese's peanut butter cup
• 1:18:40
  Nora: Oh, yeah, or like I've never tried that or like a dark chocolate. Okay. Yeah
• 1:18:47
  Nora: with caramel? Yeah, I think I could even do like a dark chocolate filled with raspberry and
• 1:18:53
  Mandy: marshmallow. Wow, I don't know about the raspberry, but okay. Okay, so where do we want to put this then?
• 1:18:58
  Chris: I would say, I would say B or A. I would say B. Okay. It's not the thing that like I'm always
• 1:19:06
  Nora: looking for. I'd prefer something cold on a summer day like this. Okay, coleslaw. I like coleslaw.
• 1:19:13
  Chris: I'm not big on coleslaw. I, there, there are coleslaws that I enjoy, but most of them I don't.
• 1:19:19
  Nora: What if we did C for coleslaw? I like my coleslaw.
• 1:19:23
  Chris: Your coleslaw is good. I will, I will give you that. Yeah. I had her coleslaw a couple weeks
• 1:19:29
  Nora: ago. It was delightful. There are some really good coleslaws out there. Uh, corn dogs, can we
• 1:19:34
  Chris: just put those in F? Oh no! I love corn dogs. No. I love a corn dog. I love me a corn dog,
• 1:19:43
  Chris: Especially if it's one that you get at the fair that's like fresh dipped in the in the fat and batter and all that stuff
• 1:19:49
  Chris: Oh, man, ketchup and mustard put ketchup and mustard on it. It's
• 1:19:53
  Chris: mmm, delicious a honey batter
• 1:19:57
  Mandy: Korean hot dog, but not these like American trash ones. I
• 1:20:03
  Chris: Will agree that Korean corn dogs are even better
• 1:20:07
  Chris: But we're talking about like American fair food, which is gonna be your traditional American corn dog
• 1:20:13
  Nora: Where do you want them?
• 1:20:13
  Nora: B for corn dog.
• 1:20:15
  Chris: Oh, I would put him at A, that's me personally.
• 1:20:19
  Nora: But, I'd be okay with a B.
• 1:20:24
  Nora: Yeah, I was gonna use the word that they use
• 1:20:26
  Nora: on Love Island, but I can't even think of the dumb word
• 1:20:29
  Nora: that they used.
• 1:20:31
  Nora: Anyway, hot dogs.
• 1:20:33
  Nora: These are F for me, probably for a while.
• 1:20:36
  Nora: I like a hot dog about equal to a corn dog.
• 1:20:41
  Chris: I like a hot dog, especially a chili dog.
• 1:20:43
  Chris: If it were a chili dog specifically,
• 1:20:45
  Chris: I'd be more about it.
• 1:20:46
  Nora: I might have chili dogs for dinner tonight.
• 1:20:48
  Chris: Oh, I'm coming over.
• 1:20:51
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:20:52
  Chris: I don't know.
• 1:20:52
  Chris: I would say B, but Mandy, I also understand
• 1:20:56
  Chris: you're not a corn dog fan,
• 1:20:57
  Chris: so if it ends up being a C, I think that's okay.
• 1:20:59
  Chris: It could be a C.
• 1:21:00
  Mandy: Well, I just, yeah.
• 1:21:04
  Mandy: Hot dogs were okay until-
• 1:21:08
  Chris: Until the incident.
• 1:21:10
  Mandy: I understand. I can recognize them.
• 1:21:13
  Mandy: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:21:15
  Mandy: They may not be on my tier list for a while.
• 1:21:18
  Chris: Well, just refer to it as the incident.
• 1:21:20
  Chris: The incident.
• 1:21:21
  Chris: My incident.
• 1:21:23
  Mandy: Well, it was a double incident, too.
• 1:21:24
  Chris: Should I put that footage in the intro?
• 1:21:26
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:21:26
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:21:28
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:21:29
  Nora: You got to put something from it.
• 1:21:30
  Mandy: If you do that, you need to put the clip of Nora and I doing
• 1:21:34
  Mandy: the interpretive meat rain.
• 1:21:35
  Mandy: Yes.
• 1:21:37
  Mandy: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:21:38
  Mandy: Because that was iconic.
• 1:21:39
  Mandy: 'Cause that was my favorite thing, I think,
• 1:21:41
  Mandy: that I've done on this show.
• 1:21:42
  Mandy: It was a great, that was great, yeah.
• 1:21:46
  Mandy: Okay, where do we put a drumstick?
• 1:21:47
  Nora: Oh, a drumstick.
• 1:21:50
  Nora: I'll never turn down a drumstick.
• 1:21:52
  Nora: I think they're on par with the Otter Pops in my brain.
• 1:21:56
  Chris: I like the Oreo drumsticks, those are fun.
• 1:22:00
  Chris: Regular drumsticks usually have nuts on them
• 1:22:03
  Chris: and I'm not a fan of nuts.
• 1:22:05
  Nora: Nut guy?
• 1:22:06
  Chris: I'm not a nut guy, I don't like nuts in my mouth.
• 1:22:09
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:22:10
  Chris: Actually, same.
• 1:22:12
  Mandy: I remember when I ate dairy, I did really love these.
• 1:22:16
  Chris: When you ate dairy, you said?
• 1:22:17
  Mandy: Yeah, I don't do dairy.
• 1:22:18
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Mandy: But at one time as a child, I didn't mind it, so.
• 1:22:23
  Nora: The best part of the drumstick is the chocolate dip
• 1:22:26
  Nora: at the bottom of the cone.
• 1:22:27
  Mandy: It is, and you can buy those now, right?
• 1:22:29
  Mandy: Yeah. - Oh, I love that.
• 1:22:31
  Nora: Trader Joe's has like the mini ones
• 1:22:32
  Nora: that are like half chocolate and filled in the bottom, yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Nora: Ooh, nice.
• 1:22:37
  Nora: Okay, so where are we, are we gonna go with the C?
• 1:22:39
  Nora: Is this a classic drumstick?
• 1:22:40
  Nora: Maybe a classic drumstick would be C.
• 1:22:43
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:22:44
  Nora: 'Cause there are better versions of it.
• 1:22:46
  Chris: There are.
• 1:22:46
  Chris: There have been refinements of this one.
• 1:22:49
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:22:50
  Mandy: Looks like the next step is a pulled pork sandwich.
• 1:22:52
  Mandy: Oh, I got it.
• 1:22:55
  Mandy: Like a good pulled pork sandwich is just,
• 1:22:58
  Nora: like it hits the spot every time.
• 1:22:59
  Nora: I agree, that is-
• 1:23:01
  Chris: Especially when like someone puts forth,
• 1:23:04
  Chris: to your earlier point,
• 1:23:05
  Chris: It puts forth the effort to like,
• 1:23:07
  Chris: you know, smoke it long over a long period of time,
• 1:23:10
  Chris: really good glaze or sometimes-
• 1:23:12
  Chris: Put some sweet pickles on it.
• 1:23:13
  Chris: Really good smoked pulled pork doesn't need sauce.
• 1:23:17
  Chris: Yep.
• 1:23:17
  Chris: And if it tastes good without sauce,
• 1:23:20
  Chris: you know you've done your job.
• 1:23:21
  Nora: Yeah. - Yep.
• 1:23:22
  Nora: With like just pulled pork
• 1:23:23
  Nora: and then you can put some pickles and onions on it.
• 1:23:25
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 1:23:26
  Mandy: I will say for the fourth,
• 1:23:27
  Mandy: the husband got up at two o'clock in the morning
• 1:23:29
  Mandy: to start smoking the pork.
• 1:23:31
  Chris: And it was fantastic.
• 1:23:32
  Chris: Nice.
• 1:23:34
  Chris: So I would say it's an S tier.
• 1:23:36
  Mandy: Oh, it's already up there.
• 1:23:36
  Mandy: Oh, yeah, we did that a while ago.
• 1:23:38
  Mandy: Oh.
• 1:23:39
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:23:39
  Chris: Don't listen to me, I'm way behind.
• 1:23:42
  Mandy: Okay, so the thing that I would never eat,
• 1:23:44
  Mandy: and I don't even know what it's called,
• 1:23:46
  Mandy: macaroni salad.
• 1:23:48
  Nora: Oh, macaroni salad.
• 1:23:50
  Nora: It's-
• 1:23:50
  Chris: I'm not big on macaroni salad.
• 1:23:51
  Nora: I liked it as a kid, I don't like it.
• 1:23:53
  Nora: It's made with like Miracle Whip, and so it's gross.
• 1:23:58
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:23:58
  Chris: Oh, you're a Miracle Whip hater?
• 1:23:59
  Nora: If it was made with mayo, I think I'd feel differently.
• 1:24:02
  Nora: I know, yeah, I'm a mayo girl through and through.
• 1:24:05
  Chris: I feel like they're usually made with mayo, though.
• 1:24:07
  Nora: I grew up in a Miracle Whip household,
• 1:24:09
  Nora: and at least the King Soopers brand macaroni salad,
• 1:24:14
  Nora: that has Miracle Whip in it.
• 1:24:15
  Nora: I can taste the difference.
• 1:24:16
  Chris: Interesting.
• 1:24:18
  Mandy: I just think it's gross.
• 1:24:18
  Mandy: It's sweet.
• 1:24:19
  Mandy: Why do we have to do this?
• 1:24:20
  Mandy: Why is this a thing?
• 1:24:21
  Chris: That's why.
• 1:24:21
  Mandy: This is some white people S word there.
• 1:24:23
  Nora: That one is a white people thing that I can't explain it.
• 1:24:27
  Chris: I mean, I'd be okay with a D or an F on this one.
• 1:24:30
  Nora: Oh, I put an F like a while ago.
• 1:24:31
  Chris: It goes in F.
• 1:24:33
  Nora: What's, potato salad is next?
• 1:24:34
  Mandy: Yeah, so I-- - I love potato salad.
• 1:24:36
  Mandy: I hate it because I do not eat eggs,
• 1:24:39
  Mandy: I do not like the smell of eggs,
• 1:24:40
  Mandy: I've had trauma with eggs,
• 1:24:43
  Mandy: and they always have eggs hidden in them.
• 1:24:45
  Mandy: And even if they say they don't,
• 1:24:46
  Mandy: you can't trust them that it doesn't.
• 1:24:48
  Mandy: I love eggs in my potato salad.
• 1:24:50
  Chris: I love potato salad, and specifically,
• 1:24:53
  Chris: I've been into deviled egg potato salad.
• 1:24:56
  Chris: It's really good.
• 1:24:57
  Chris: So it's like double Mandy hate.
• 1:24:59
  Nora: The mustard-- - It's so fucking good.
• 1:25:01
  Nora: I love potato salad. - Potato salad's really good.
• 1:25:02
  Nora: My sister's boyfriend works at Brother's,
• 1:25:05
  Nora: I think it's probably B, A, A, yeah, there.
• 1:25:11
  Nora: Yeah, that's good.
• 1:25:12
  Nora: My sister's boyfriend works at Brother's Barbecue,
• 1:25:16
  Nora: and so she now has an endless source of potato salad.
• 1:25:20
  Nora: Oh my God. - And he literally came over
• 1:25:22
  Nora: for Father's Day just to deliver potato salad to my sister.
• 1:25:25
  Chris: Aw, that's nice. - Amazing.
• 1:25:26
  Chris: I would gain 300 pounds.
• 1:25:28
  Chris: I would just be a giant walking tub of potato salad.
• 1:25:31
  Mandy: I would lose so much weight
• 1:25:33
  Mandy: because I would be eating nothing.
• 1:25:35
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:25:36
  Mandy: So it looks like this is some nondescript,
• 1:25:39
  Mandy: some form of dip.
• 1:25:40
  Mandy: Dip is the best!
• 1:25:42
  Mandy: I love dip!
• 1:25:43
  Mandy: Dip is definitely a least A tier.
• 1:25:45
  Chris: I'm a fan of dips, but it depends on the dip.
• 1:25:47
  Chris: I don't, not crazy about bean dip, for example.
• 1:25:51
  Nora: Crazy, that's crazy.
• 1:25:52
  Chris: But like a sour cream based dip,
• 1:25:55
  Chris: I'm usually all about that.
• 1:25:56
  Mandy: I am not okay with dips unless it's just me and my husband
• 1:25:59
  Mandy: because I don't trust any of you gross, nasty people.
• 1:26:02
  Nora: Oh, I don't share my dips with anybody.
• 1:26:04
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:26:05
  Nora: I eat dip for dinner.
• 1:26:06
  Mandy: If this is like a summer barbecue picnic thing going on,
• 1:26:10
  Mandy: right?
• 1:26:10
  Nora: I'm bringing one dip for me
• 1:26:12
  Nora: and then the rest for everyone else.
• 1:26:13
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:26:13
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:26:14
  Chris: A little personal dip.
• 1:26:15
  Chris: In fact, I ordered
• 1:26:16
  Chris: You can't trust that people aren't gonna hawk loogies
• 1:26:18
  Chris: in your dip.
• 1:26:18
  Nora: I ordered dip mix.
• 1:26:20
  Nora: I struggle.
• 1:26:20
  Nora: Online from like one of those random like
• 1:26:23
  Nora: Dip picks?
• 1:26:23
  Nora: Shopify.
• 1:26:23
  Nora: Is that what you said?
• 1:26:25
  Nora: I did, yeah, exactly.
• 1:26:26
  Nora: I'm testing those. - Dip mix.
• 1:26:27
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:26:28
  Chris: Send us your dip picks, folks.
• 1:26:30
  Nora: All the dip picks.
• 1:26:31
  Nora: I got some dill dip mix that you just mix
• 1:26:34
  Nora: like a bunch of mayo and sour cream in it.
• 1:26:35
  Nora: What's our phone number?
• 1:26:36
  Mandy: 888-853-VIBE.
• 1:26:38
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:26:39
  Nora: Send it.
• 1:26:40
  Chris: You can text that number as well, 888-853-VIBE.
• 1:26:43
  Chris: Send us your dip picks.
• 1:26:44
  Nora: Send us your dip picks.
• 1:26:45
  Chris: Dip with a P. - Dip pick.
• 1:26:47
  Chris: As in not pornography.
• 1:26:51
  Nora: Right, say, "For Nora, here's your dip pick."
• 1:26:54
  Nora: If I don't have chili dogs tonight,
• 1:26:56
  Nora: I will have bean dip.
• 1:26:57
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:26:58
  Chris: I mean, I appreciate bean dip, it's just not for me.
• 1:27:02
  Nora: I realized that I really like it this summer
• 1:27:05
  Nora: and it's like one of my staple meals now
• 1:27:08
  Nora: and I think I've made it four times
• 1:27:10
  Nora: in the last three weeks.
• 1:27:11
  Chris: Great source of protein.
• 1:27:13
  Nora: Protein, fiber, I put a bunch of pico on it
• 1:27:17
  Nora: so there's veggies and those aren't the veggies
• 1:27:20
  Nora: that are affected by the parasite so I'm all good.
• 1:27:24
  Nora: Period.
• 1:27:25
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:27:25
  Mandy: Up we have a classic, it looks like a cheeseburger.
• 1:27:29
  Mandy: I have never in my life eaten a cheeseburger.
• 1:27:31
  Chris: S tier.
• 1:27:32
  Chris: You've never in your life eaten a cheeseburger?
• 1:27:34
  Mandy: No, 'cause I do not like cheese and meat touching.
• 1:27:37
  Chris: Oh, that's right.
• 1:27:37
  Chris: I forgot about that.
• 1:27:38
  Chris: But you've had a hamburger.
• 1:27:39
  Nora: I have had a hamburger.
• 1:27:41
  Nora: I don't really eat cheeseburgers, I eat hamburgers.
• 1:27:43
  Nora: I prefer it that way, 'cause cheese could be
• 1:27:45
  Nora: a little overpowering to the rest
• 1:27:46
  Nora: of the flavors of the burger,
• 1:27:48
  Nora: so I just go for the flavors of the burger.
• 1:27:49
  Nora: Like just melted cheese.
• 1:27:50
  Nora: But you're right, S.
• 1:27:52
  Chris: I eat far too many cheeseburgers.
• 1:27:53
  Chris: I had a cheeseburger for lunch.
• 1:27:56
  Chris: Before the show I could live without them, but I don't want to live in a world without them. That's totally fair
• 1:28:02
  Mandy: Um, so the next up it looks like it's dr. Pepper sausages, which can be those bratwurst can go
• 1:28:08
  Chris: I don't know. I don't think they're dr. Pepper
• 1:28:11
  Mandy: I'm pretty sure any form of sausage from now
• 1:28:17
  Mandy: Mandy's my okay, that's sad. So sorry. I ruined that
• 1:28:22
  Mandy: Sausage at this point. It was right out. I'm like a brat. So where do we?
• 1:28:29
  Chris: It's above the corn dog. You're gonna be like ordering pizza and be like you want sausage on it. You're like, oh
• 1:28:39
  Mandy: Nice old weeds, hey you want some here's your dr. Pepper, honey
• 1:28:46
  Chris: Many has post-traumatic sausage disorder
• 1:28:49
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:28:55
  Nora: PTSD.
• 1:28:58
  Nora: It's true, she does.
• 1:29:01
  Mandy: Oh yeah, where's Charles coming in
• 1:29:03
  Mandy: with those sausage jokes?
• 1:29:05
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:29:06
  Mandy: Okay, so where are we putting these even though-
• 1:29:08
  Nora: I would say it's above the corn dogs.
• 1:29:11
  Nora: Wow, gross.
• 1:29:13
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:29:13
  Nora: No, but on B tier though,
• 1:29:15
  Nora: it doesn't have to be on A tier.
• 1:29:18
  Nora: Between yeah, I think B is B is reasonable. Yeah, I like works a lot
• 1:29:23
  Chris: But yes, I'm definitely traumatized. So yeah
• 1:29:28
  Nora: TST I don't have a problem. I'll probably buy Brad's later this I love some fresh corn though fresh
• 1:29:35
  Chris: Really good corn especially like roasted corn
• 1:29:40
  Chris: Lote there's a restaurant in Greeley that we've been meaning to try those fucking elotes
• 1:29:47
  Nora: I want to go so badly.
• 1:29:48
  Nora: I'm gonna, I wanna, I need to try that.
• 1:29:50
  Nora: I did see an ad for them recently.
• 1:29:52
  Chris: Yeah, we are going Mandy, we're going.
• 1:29:54
  Nora: Oh my God, it's one of the best things.
• 1:29:57
  Nora: But I don't care what you people say.
• 1:29:59
  Chris: That's fine.
• 1:29:59
  Mandy: Was that a la fresca?
• 1:30:01
  Mandy: No, it looks like a slushie of slushie
• 1:30:03
  Mandy: and I'm there for all of them.
• 1:30:04
  Mandy: I love, I'm not big on sweets, but I love sugary drinks.
• 1:30:09
  Mandy: So give me something frozen and sugary and I'm there.
• 1:30:11
  Chris: But wait, okay, hold on, wait a second.
• 1:30:13
  Chris: You're saying give me something frozen and sugary,
• 1:30:15
  Chris: but you were poo-pooing the Otter Pops,
• 1:30:18
  Mandy: which are literally the same thing.
• 1:30:20
  Mandy: No, no, no, I like Otter Pops.
• 1:30:21
  Mandy: What I was saying is I don't feel like
• 1:30:23
  Mandy: something that somebody made from scratch
• 1:30:25
  Mandy: can be the same as something you just stuck in the freezer
• 1:30:27
  Mandy: and then handed to somebody.
• 1:30:28
  Chris: Yeah. - Oh, okay.
• 1:30:30
  Chris: All right, partial credit.
• 1:30:32
  Nora: Okay, so watermelon, ew.
• 1:30:33
  Nora: Watermelon, I would say, is definitely like a B
• 1:30:37
  Nora: because there's really good watermelon
• 1:30:39
  Nora: and then there's really bad watermelon.
• 1:30:41
  Chris: It's C or D for me.
• 1:30:43
  Nora: I don't like the watermelon.
• 1:30:44
  Chris: I don't like the seeds.
• 1:30:46
  Chris: The taste is whatever.
• 1:30:48
  Nora: I have to eat seedless watermelon.
• 1:30:50
  Nora: Bad water.
• 1:30:51
  Nora: And then the other thing,
• 1:30:53
  Nora: the only reason that I eat watermelon
• 1:30:54
  Nora: is because it is a vehicle for tajin to get in my body.
• 1:30:58
  Mandy: Yes, but some of us are allergic and it just is sadness.
• 1:31:04
  Mandy: Yeah, no.
• 1:31:04
  Mandy: Watermelon.
• 1:31:05
  Mandy: I don't mind watermelon flavor,
• 1:31:06
  Mandy: that texture, the mani-meli.
• 1:31:08
  Mandy: Oh, so gross.
• 1:31:09
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:31:10
  Chris: My niece, who's 12 years old,
• 1:31:13
  Chris: carries around a bottle of tahini with her at all times.
• 1:31:15
  Chris: As she should.
• 1:31:17
  Chris: She eats it straight.
• 1:31:18
  Nora: As she should.
• 1:31:19
  Nora: There's this one drag queen who'll do tahini shots
• 1:31:22
  Nora: before they go on stage.
• 1:31:23
  Nora: So they'll lick their hand, pour the tahini on,
• 1:31:26
  Nora: lick the tahini on, and they're ready to go.
• 1:31:28
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 1:31:29
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:31:30
  Chris: It's like cocaine.
• 1:31:31
  Chris: I'm here for tahini.
• 1:31:33
  Mandy: I've done it.
• 1:31:35
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:31:36
  Nora: It was good.
• 1:31:36
  Mandy: Growing up as a Mexican child,
• 1:31:38
  Mandy: that's all the sorts of candies you eat.
• 1:31:40
  Mandy: They're all like,
• 1:31:41
  Mandy: They're all covered with that, yeah.
• 1:31:43
  Mandy: And you couldn't have any of it I could then I was not allergic at that time
• 1:31:47
  Mandy: I had that that became a new thing
• 1:31:50
  Mandy: ice cream I
• 1:31:52
  Nora: Think ice cream is a tear with the otter pops. I don't think ice cream is worse than otter pops
• 1:31:58
  Chris: No, I love ice cream though. You don't tend to see it too often at like picnic sort of events really
• 1:32:04
  Mandy: Oh, he bought some for the 4th of July and someone forgot to serve it
• 1:32:09
  Chris: You were holding out on us
• 1:32:11
  Mandy: So now we have like 9 million little baby bluebell
• 1:32:15
  Mandy: Tins, oh, that's funny freezer and I don't eat ice cream because it's dairy, right? Oh, man. It's just water. That's Esther
• 1:32:24
  Chris: You got to have water. You got to stay hydrated
• 1:32:26
  Mandy: I mean, it looks refreshing as I'm melting back here and the lights it does look refreshing does
• 1:32:33
  Mandy: Lemonade a see I will always say I would rather have an Arnold Palmer
• 1:32:38
  Mandy: to then just straight lemonade.
• 1:32:40
  Mandy: My roommate and I have been having mint lemonade.
• 1:32:42
  Mandy: Ooh, I do like that. - It is so damn good.
• 1:32:45
  Mandy: You need to do basil, it's amazing.
• 1:32:48
  Chris: I do like lemonade as a delivery vehicle
• 1:32:51
  Chris: for other flavors.
• 1:32:52
  Chris: I like regular just lemonade on its own.
• 1:32:55
  Chris: Fresh squeezed lemonade is very good.
• 1:32:57
  Chris: But if you add another fruit to it,
• 1:32:59
  Chris: if you add strawberry, if you add even watermelon.
• 1:33:02
  Nora: Have you ever had blackberry moonshine lemonade?
• 1:33:05
  Nora: Not moonshine, but I have that blackberry lemonade.
• 1:33:07
  Nora: It's so good.
• 1:33:09
  Nora: The blackberry moonshine lemonade is really good.
• 1:33:11
  Chris: That sounds delightful.
• 1:33:12
  Nora: You can't taste the alcohol at all.
• 1:33:13
  Nora: Okay, so are we going B or are we going A?
• 1:33:14
  Nora: A.
• 1:33:15
  Mandy: I would say it's the beginning of A.
• 1:33:17
  Chris: Ooh.
• 1:33:18
  Mandy: Oh, like at the top?
• 1:33:19
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:33:20
  Mandy: Wow, okay.
• 1:33:22
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:33:22
  Mandy: That's bold.
• 1:33:23
  Mandy: I know.
• 1:33:24
  Mandy: Okay, so the next one,
• 1:33:25
  Mandy: I have issues with it being here, honestly.
• 1:33:28
  Mandy: Baked potatoes are lovely and I adore them.
• 1:33:31
  Mandy: However, in the summer, they just,
• 1:33:33
  Chris: make it so hot in your house. Yeah, all in winter food. Full disclosure, I did not pick this entire
• 1:33:42
  Chris: list. So some of these items were already on here. I would not have chosen baked potatoes.
• 1:33:47
  Mandy: But since it's here, um, like I love it any other time of the year, I would say C or D.
• 1:33:52
  Chris: I'd say D because it's not a summer food. It is most definitely not a summer food. And I
• 1:33:57
  Mandy: love a good fruit salad, a nice cold fruit salad. That sounds lovely. I will pick out all the gross
• 1:34:03
  Nora: I don't like my fruit touching each other.
• 1:34:06
  Mandy: I... oh.
• 1:34:07
  Nora: I don't like it. I don't like fruit cocktail. I don't like fruit salad. I don't like my fruit touching each other.
• 1:34:12
  Nora: I mean, fruit cocktail's gross, 'cause what is that?
• 1:34:14
  Nora: Give me all of the fruits separated and I will make my own salad.
• 1:34:19
  Nora: Okay, so now we need the actor to weigh in.
• 1:34:22
  Chris: This is gonna be hard because I don't feel strongly one way or the other about fruit salad.
• 1:34:27
  Chris: I think it's fine if it's there. I'm usually not going to
• 1:34:32
  Nora: Put some on my plate. I swear if there's like a melon and a grape in the fruit salad
• 1:34:37
  Nora: I will not touch it. I mean I will see you together
• 1:34:40
  Mandy: I agree that and I pick out any melon in any my freestyle. So I think cantaloupe is disgusting
• 1:34:46
  Chris: It is honeydew. I'm not a can't do is fine. It's just there. It's it's like the lettuce of fruit
• 1:34:54
  Nora: all by honeydew
• 1:34:57
  Nora: Which one's that steak? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Preemptive. Yeah. Oh, yeah, especially when it's like rare medium
• 1:35:02
  Mandy: Orange sickle this one. I have no input in it's not for me. I'm not an orange sickle. Is this a bomb pop?
• 1:35:08
  Nora: Or an orange sickle. It just looks orange sickle. I'm not an orange
• 1:35:12
  Nora: Orange cream is not the right flavor combination for me personally. C or D
• 1:35:15
  Chris: I think orange cream only works in the in the soda format
• 1:35:20
  Chris: But not yeah, not as these these these don't do much for me. Hey sloppy joes. I love sloppy joes
• 1:35:25
  Nora: That was a staple in my household as a kid.
• 1:35:28
  Chris: I like sloppy Joes, but it just,
• 1:35:31
  Chris: it reminds me that I'd rather be eating a cheeseburger.
• 1:35:35
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:35:37
  Chris: So it's just, it's the cocktease of meat sandwiches.
• 1:35:41
  Mandy: If I show up to your barbecue or your grill out,
• 1:35:44
  Mandy: whatever, and you hand me a sloppy Joe,
• 1:35:46
  Mandy: I'm like, "Oh, thank you."
• 1:35:48
  Mandy: And then politely going and getting
• 1:35:49
  Mandy: something else for dinner.
• 1:35:50
  Mandy: Fair.
• 1:35:52
  Nora: I mean, I wouldn't serve it.
• 1:35:53
  Nora: Like, it was like a family meal,
• 1:35:54
  Nora: like when my mom needed something easy to cook.
• 1:35:56
  Nora: Like it wasn't like a special meal.
• 1:35:58
  Nora: Oh yeah, I ate a lot of sloppy joes as a kid.
• 1:35:59
  Mandy: I've never been to, but like, somebody visiting.
• 1:36:02
  Mandy: I feel like they're poverty meals.
• 1:36:04
  Mandy: Yeah, a little bit.
• 1:36:05
  Mandy: And I don't look at those with fondness.
• 1:36:08
  Chris: Same here, and I enjoyed sloppy joes,
• 1:36:10
  Chris: and I would still enjoy a sloppy joe
• 1:36:12
  Chris: if like, if it was a homemade one.
• 1:36:14
  Chris: But there are other things I would rather have.
• 1:36:17
  Mandy: So are we putting this at C or D?
• 1:36:19
  Mandy: C.
• 1:36:20
  Chris: I think it's a solid C.
• 1:36:22
  Chris: I also would argue it's not really much of a summer food
• 1:36:24
  Chris: I mean, it's more of a fall or winter thing.
• 1:36:26
  Mandy: Like I said, right?
• 1:36:27
  Mandy: Like if you're having people over for a grill out,
• 1:36:29
  Mandy: are you giving them a sloppy joe?
• 1:36:31
  Chris: No. - No.
• 1:36:32
  Chris: They're messy, they're a pain in the ass.
• 1:36:34
  Mandy: No, and you're not-- - Sticky hands.
• 1:36:35
  Chris: You're not enjoying the outside.
• 1:36:37
  Chris: It's not, you know?
• 1:36:38
  Chris: You wanna give them something that's easily portable
• 1:36:40
  Chris: that they can walk around with and chat and all that, yeah.
• 1:36:43
  Nora: I mean, like there's a reason
• 1:36:44
  Nora: that a walk-in taco exists, you know?
• 1:36:46
  Chris: I didn't know walking tacos were a thing
• 1:36:48
  Chris: until like a year ago, and my life has changed now.
• 1:36:51
  Chris: It's amazing. - They're pretty cool.
• 1:36:52
  Mandy: I'm trying to figure out what this is.
• 1:36:54
  Mandy: Is this cornbread?
• 1:36:55
  Mandy: Is this?
• 1:36:56
  Chris: Oh, those are fried Oreos.
• 1:36:58
  Mandy: Oh.
• 1:36:59
  Chris: I did add those because that's very, that's fair food.
• 1:37:03
  Chris: I personally love fried Oreos.
• 1:37:05
  Chris: Yes, they are disgusting.
• 1:37:06
  Chris: Yes, they are horrible for you, but they are divine.
• 1:37:10
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:37:10
  Chris: So gross.
• 1:37:11
  Nora: Yeah, personally, I just like my Oreos with milk.
• 1:37:14
  Mandy: I don't need them fried.
• 1:37:15
  Mandy: I would never eat it.
• 1:37:17
  Mandy: But like I said, once again,
• 1:37:18
  Mandy: like I don't do packaged foods a lot.
• 1:37:20
  Mandy: I don't, this isn't for me.
• 1:37:23
  Mandy: I don't do sweets.
• 1:37:24
  Chris: It's the sort of thing that I'm happy to have once a year
• 1:37:27
  Chris: and then forget about it until the following year.
• 1:37:29
  Nora: I think that counts as a C tier.
• 1:37:31
  Nora: Okay. - Sure.
• 1:37:32
  Nora: 'Cause if you only eat it once a year
• 1:37:34
  Nora: and not want it any other time, then it's not.
• 1:37:36
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:37:37
  Nora: What's the next one? - Funnel cake.
• 1:37:39
  Chris: Yeah, the last of these are specifically fair food.
• 1:37:42
  Chris: So yeah, funnel cake.
• 1:37:45
  Chris: Funnel cake's fine.
• 1:37:47
  Nora: I would put it in B tier, like after a hot dog.
• 1:37:50
  Nora: It's definitely something that is seasonal.
• 1:37:53
  Nora: I like it, but I don't want to have it all the time.
• 1:37:56
  Nora: Maybe I should go and see.
• 1:37:58
  Nora: I've had one once.
• 1:37:59
  Chris: And what was your verdict?
• 1:38:01
  Mandy: I was like, why?
• 1:38:02
  Mandy: It's fried.
• 1:38:02
  Mandy: Just like why?
• 1:38:03
  Mandy: Like, I don't know.
• 1:38:04
  Mandy: But once again, right?
• 1:38:05
  Mandy: Like, I don't have that sweet tooth unless it's in, you know, the way God intended in
• 1:38:09
  Mandy: liquid form.
• 1:38:10
  Mandy: Fair enough.
• 1:38:11
  Mandy: I feel similarly.
• 1:38:12
  Mandy: So this last one looks like turkey leg.
• 1:38:15
  Mandy: And I will say I'm moving it to S tier without, I don't care what you say.
• 1:38:19
  Mandy: I would never eat it in a million years.
• 1:38:22
  Mandy: There's not enough money in the world.
• 1:38:23
  Mandy: I would starve to death rather than eating this.
• 1:38:25
  Mandy: My art food would never.
• 1:38:26
  Mandy: I think it's disgusting.
• 1:38:27
  Mandy: I hate turkey.
• 1:38:28
  Mandy: All these things.
• 1:38:29
  Mandy: I adore watching people eat them.
• 1:38:31
  Mandy: My phone, on my phone-
• 1:38:33
  Mandy: They smell great.
• 1:38:34
  Mandy: My contact picture for Lynn is her eating a turkey leg
• 1:38:39
  Mandy: like 10, 12 years ago.
• 1:38:41
  Nora: Why is it turkey legs smell far better than they taste?
• 1:38:44
  Chris: I think it's just the way they're roasted.
• 1:38:47
  Nora: It's the smoke?
• 1:38:47
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:38:48
  Nora: 'Cause they smell incredible.
• 1:38:50
  Nora: They taste dry.
• 1:38:53
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:38:53
  Chris: Unless you get a carny who knows what they're doing.
• 1:38:57
  Chris: Right.
• 1:38:58
  Chris: I love turkey in many, many forms.
• 1:39:03
  Chris: Turkey leg is not my favorite form of turkey.
• 1:39:05
  Chris: Thanksgiving food is my favorite form of turkey,
• 1:39:08
  Chris: but I will not turn down a turkey leg.
• 1:39:10
  Mandy: I just adore watching people eat it.
• 1:39:13
  Mandy: It is.
• 1:39:13
  Mandy: I can watch them eat, like once again,
• 1:39:15
  Mandy: like my favorite photo of Lynn, it's my favorite,
• 1:39:17
  Mandy: is her just like.
• 1:39:19
  Nora: My dog has, is like a tan color,
• 1:39:21
  Nora: And so when she splits, she has turkey legs.
• 1:39:24
  Nora: Oh, the best turkey legs. - They're really awesome.
• 1:39:25
  Nora: Like the best, like Renaissance Fair fresh turkey legs.
• 1:39:28
  Chris: That is so cute.
• 1:39:29
  Nora: Those are my dog's legs. - I love that.
• 1:39:30
  Chris: Should we go to the Renaissance Fair this year?
• 1:39:33
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 1:39:34
  Mandy: It's kind of a lot of work. - I don't know.
• 1:39:35
  Mandy: I like to go, but it's usually on the wrong weekend.
• 1:39:38
  Mandy: The one in Loveland is really nice.
• 1:39:41
  Nora: The one in Larkspur is like, it's like a weekend trip.
• 1:39:44
  Nora: I don't wanna just do it for like a half day.
• 1:39:47
  Nora: I feel like that would half-ass it.
• 1:39:49
  Nora: 'Cause first of all, it takes four hours
• 1:39:50
  Nora: to drive down there.
• 1:39:51
  Nora: Second of all, there's like a shit ton of people that go
• 1:39:55
  Nora: and I would wanna go all out with my costume
• 1:39:58
  Nora: and I don't have a single element
• 1:40:01
  Nora: of Renaissance fair costume as of today.
• 1:40:03
  Nora: I have something you can borrow.
• 1:40:05
  Mandy: Okay, I wanna be a fairy.
• 1:40:08
  Mandy: I am currently in the process of making a fairy gown
• 1:40:11
  Mandy: and I have until Saturday night.
• 1:40:13
  Mandy: I have a ball I'm going to,
• 1:40:15
  Mandy: so I have until Saturday night to get it done and finished.
• 1:40:17
  Mandy: So why am I here?
• 1:40:18
  Nora: show us pictures.
• 1:40:20
  Nora: So, on that, let's wrap up tonight.
• 1:40:22
  Nora: Good night, it's a great show.
• 1:40:24
  Nora: Love you all, thank you for being here.
• 1:40:25
  Nora: Bring pictures for that next week.
• 1:40:28
  Nora: We're gonna do a birthday show,
• 1:40:29
  Nora: we're gonna talk about the slap-off,
• 1:40:31
  Nora: we're gonna slap Charles, we're gonna eat ants.
• 1:40:34
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:40:37
  Nora: I don't think I'm gonna have it ordered by next week,
• 1:40:39
  Nora: but yeah, I think that's, we had a good show today.
• 1:40:43
  Nora: Nope, key button.
• 1:40:44
  Nora: Key, yep, there we go, you got it.
• 1:40:46
  Nora: Mandy ran this whole show with like, very few hiccups.
• 1:40:50
  Nora: Very proud of you.
• 1:40:52
  Chris: All by yourself.
• 1:40:53
  Nora: Yeah, and Chris, thank you for joining me
• 1:40:55
  Nora: here at this table.
• 1:40:56
  Nora: Thank you for having me.
• 1:40:57
  Chris: This was fun. - While it was weird,
• 1:40:58
  Chris: it was also fun.
• 1:40:59
  Chris: It's not nearly as terrifying
• 1:41:01
  Chris: as I was dreading it would be.
• 1:41:03
  Chris: I'm scary.
• 1:41:03
  Chris: Which sounds like a backhanded compliment, but it's not.
• 1:41:05
  Chris: Folks, thank you so much for tuning in.
• 1:41:07
  Chris: We're glad that you spent your Wednesday evening with us.
• 1:41:12
  Chris: These two will be back next week,
• 1:41:14
  Chris: as will Charles, assuming he doesn't die.
• 1:41:17
  Nora: And we love you.
• 1:41:18
  Chris: We love you.
• 1:41:19
  Nora: Take care.
• 1:41:19
  Nora: Bye.
• 1:41:20
  Nora: Kisses.
• 1:41:24
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