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Bonus IMPROV - I'll Show You My Whole Hand · Very Fine Friends

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  very fine friends bonus improv that's what we're doing let's do it that's what this is oh my god
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  How lucky is what I want to do it?
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  We just need Joe.
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  Joe.
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  Joe.
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  Joe.
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  Your suggestion is yelling.
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  Hmm.
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  I know about that.
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  I haven't yelled at.
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  Yeah.
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  I've been yelled at.
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  Do you do a lot of yelling?
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  You do do it, don't you?
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  No.
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  No.
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  If I get triggered at home, I might accidentally scream.
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  Yeah.
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  accidentally scream.
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  But I have to say I have such control over myself in public now,
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  except for like very randomly I might get like a little blip of like,
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  ah, I'm pissed.
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  And then like I can like lock it down.
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  You know?
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  That's good.
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  Yeah.
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  It's good to have control over blind rage like that.
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  It's hard.
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  Yeah.
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  But through time and good effort.
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  have you what can you tell a time i was gonna say have you ever and then i was it's a 2 30.
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  can you tell a time
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  uh no what i was going i was going to say have you ever and then i realized i'm sure you have
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  so i'm just going to switch that to tell me a time where you yelled at a stranger
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  um okay i i don't know if i ever told you this i was in
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  we went to mcdonald's i think i might have told you this we went to mcdonald's
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  and i was very young and i was with my friend and the line to the drive-thru was like absurd
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  it was through the parking lot and so it's like okay like in and out style yeah it was not good
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  But for McDonald's, which doesn't happen.
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  Yeah, it's just super weird.
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  So we parked in the law.
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  I'm like, instead of going to the drive-thru,
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  let's just go in and then we'll leave.
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  So I parked the car.
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  We went in, we got the stuff.
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  We came out.
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  And nobody would let us out
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  because the line of cars for the drive-thru
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  was through the parking lot.
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  Yeah.
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  So anytime there was a gap they would just immediately close the gap And I like we are not on a freeway we not in traffic like i not stealing a lane from you you cannot stop me from leaving yeah so i kept trying
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  to inch out and nobody would let me and i'm like do these people think i pulled in here to wait
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  for a time when i wanted to go to the drive-thru like i already have my food bitch yeah like i'm
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  good so i i'm trying to inch out and this car is like not having it so i and like so i'm like
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  halfway out and he like won't move and so i just laid on the horn just like i'm sitting there just
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  like honking like crazy and this woman who's like a pedestrian who's like going to mcdonald's walks
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  up to me to my car and like i think we had the windows down she walks up to the window and she
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  goes what do you expect him to do and i let her have it like i definitely let her have it
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  and i was building up for you yelling at the car guy my car was yelling at him yeah that's true
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  yeah um and i was like who who are you why are you inserting yourself in this conversation you
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  clearly have no idea what's going on why don't you go over there and shut up and her friend was
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  like across, like at the entrance, like clearly was like, yeah, Beth, come on.
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  This is a bad situation.
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  But like, yeah, she, she got a full dose and I don't feel bad about it.
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  You can't stop people from exiting a parking lot.
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  Yeah.
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  Although what did you expect him to do if he was already behind you and there
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  was people in front of him?
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  No, no, no.
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  So here was a gap.
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  He would like, I was starting to go and he closed the gap.
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  like as I was trying to exit my parking space,
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  but he was waiting to go to the drive-thru.
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  Right, but I understand what he did,
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  but then once he did it,
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  then how could he have fixed it?
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  Oh, I was just punishing him for being an ass.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Yeah, I wasn't like, do something now.
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  I was like, you're an ass.
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  You did that because you didn't want me to leave.
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  Yeah.
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  Another mean thought.
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  It is a weird, why would somebody do that?
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  Who gives a shit?
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  Yeah, no one's taking your spot.
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  No one's going to take your space.
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  You think what, you're going to let me out
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  and someone's going to zoom in on a Vespa?
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  It would be really funny.
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  I was going to say that would be hilarious.
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  Yeah, I was.
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  Yeah.
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  This is honestly why I have to tell you.
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  People give you shit for backing into parking spaces.
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  One of the main reasons I park back into a parking space is because I want the ability to get the hell out of that parking space.
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  Because I've been in situations where a lot of times people do something like that.
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  where like even if you trying to leave your space and someone like far away they like speed up and you have to stop when you just trying to leave your space So when I back in it in service of having more control
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  And now, improv.
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  Oh my God.
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  Oh my God, the guy in that car is so hot.
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  The guy in that car is so freaking hot.
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  The guy that's trying to leave.
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  That guy?
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  Yeah.
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  Let me see.
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  Yeah.
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  Holy shit.
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  So hot, right?
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  Oh my God, look at him.
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  His fair hair and face.
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  Oh my God.
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  Fair hair and face.
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  Fair hair and face.
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  Oh.
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  Oh.
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  Oh my God.
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  No, he's putting in the reverse.
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  No, we can't let him get away.
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  We can't let him get away.
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  No, this is the only time we're ever going to see him.
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  No.
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  Pull in.
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  Stop him.
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  Oh, thank God.
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  Thank God.
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  We're right behind him.
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  He can't go anywhere.
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  He can't go anywhere.
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  Oh my God, he's going to love this.
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  This is going to be a meet cute we're going to tell our grandkids one day.
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  Yeah.
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  You should have him because you saw him
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  Thank you, I know
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  But if he's not interested for whatever reason, I'd like a shot
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  Oh, God, I don't even want him to know he has a shot with you
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  He's going to pick you over me for sure
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  No, stop that, you're driving, everyone loves a driver
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  That's true
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  And I have my driving gloves on too
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  I know, and they're so soft and supple
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  I know, they have the knuckles cut out
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  Are you ready to meet your future father of your children?
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  This is so exciting
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  I know, and you deserve it, you're such a good person
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  You just gave that plasma
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  Oh, God, I know
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  They didn't even ask, I just gave it
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  Yeah.
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  God bless you.
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  Okay, here's your big moment.
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  Oh, he's leaning out the window.
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  Oh, my God.
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  What's he saying?
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  Why?
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  Move.
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  Move.
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  I'm moved by you, too.
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  I'm so moved by you.
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  No, I got places to be.
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  Oh, where are we going?
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  I have a modeling job downtown right now.
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  It makes so much sense.
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  It makes so much sense.
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  Oh, my God.
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  You go with him.
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  I'll take over the driving.
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  Go with him.
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  No, I'm worried that if he sees me not behind the wheel of a car, he won't be attracted to me.
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  I want to see you not blocking my car.
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  He must be Swedish or something.
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  I love his accent.
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  Yes, he's related to Christopher Walken.
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  I can tell.
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  Yeah, I'm six foot five and blonde and blue eyes.
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  Oh, so fair.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Just, you're going to have to take a chance.
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  Okay.
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  All right, I'm going up to the window.
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  Okay.
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  Hey.
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  Hey, I put the car in park.
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  No.
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  I'm just stuck here with you and your exposed knuckles.
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  Oh, do you like, thank you for noticing
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  Do you like them?
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  No
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  What? What? No, no
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  Look, as long as I'm stuck here anyway
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  What's your friend's deal?
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  No, no
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  No What he saying I couldn hear Nothing Was it about me No Look No You can Don ask about her Don ask about her
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  Look.
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  Don't.
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  No.
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  Don't ask about her.
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  Please.
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  I'll show you my whole hand.
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  I'll take the gloves off.
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  I'll take the gloves off.
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  Look.
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  Look at my whole hand.
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  The knuckles.
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  You want me
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  Please do
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  Okay, alright
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  Okay
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  You're looking better already
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  Okay, okay
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  Okay, good
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  I found an extra pair of gloves in the car
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  I'm going to put them on
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  No, don't put them on
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  Well, they fit
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  Wait
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  Why do they look so much better on your friend?
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  No, look at my hands
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  Look at my hands
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  Don't look at her
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  No
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  I'm looking at her
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  Don't look at her
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  Don't look at her hands.
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  Hey, baby.
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  Nice hands.
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  No, no.
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  Don't answer.
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  I just turned the air conditioning on.
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  My hair is blowing about.
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  Oh, my God.
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  No, look.
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  Oh, wait, my hair.
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  I'm whipping my hair.
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  Why are you having a seizure?
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  No.
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  Maybe you should put your gloves back on.
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  It's sexy.
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  Don't look at her.
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  what's this lever do no don't start driving
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  whoa oh my god your friend hit her head on the dashboard i need help but now now it's it's it's
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  like a sexy scar it's like a beauty mark it's like a mark of her beauty yeah i'm kidding i'm
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  cutting myself. I'm hurt too.
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  Look at me.
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  Look. Oh my god.
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  Help me first. I'm closer.
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  I'm closer.
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  Help me first.
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  Don't help her.
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  Maybe you should help her.
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  Yes, help me.
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  Help me first.
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  Oh god, your hands are so big.
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  No,
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  but
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  your friend's was accidentally
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  Yours is on purpose
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  That's not as cool
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  No
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  No you can't
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  I saw you first
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  I saw you first
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  He's got a ring on
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  Oh yeah
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  It's great