Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 254: You B**ches Delulu
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- 0:00Present. God, damn play. I mean, you gotta defend your honor
- 0:04after dude said you look like Darius Garland. Yeah, he did say that,
- 0:07like a less athletic Darius Garland, which is true. Hold on,
- 0:11Like, sure, I don't think I look like Darius Garland, but I'm
- 0:13definitely less athletics, definitely because I'm in I'm not in the NBA, so
- 0:19I mean, but I don't think I look like it. Don't you got
- 0:22an NBA player? You definitely can't live down. Uh, Percy Harvin,
- 0:26that one is going away. That's my guy. Yeah, that's your guy.
- 0:30That's you for sure. Yeah, that's you for sure, My boy,
- 0:34that's your boy. Oh what's going on? Man? Damn? Are
- 0:40you still on this? Yeah, I'm gonna twist it now. Instead of
- 0:45going for the accident, I'm just gonna say the lingo better. Hello there,
- 0:51man, damn wogwan. It's your brethren, brother Michael Bread and I
- 1:03am one of the hosts. We're out here in Keenan's Yard and Keenan's Ends,
- 1:11Keenan's Ends and Yard for the podcast, the Not That Serious Podcast.
- 1:22You get me, you get me. It's your boy Mike here, Not
- 1:26that serious, the best podcast in the world. Have you seen their food
- 1:30on the East End? End West End, TikTok West food, their food,
- 1:34British food, Yeah, British haven't seen it. Yeah, it's awful.
- 1:40It's the worst shit. Maybe maybe going in. Yeah, I don't.
- 1:44Like. There's a reason why their national dish is actually an Indian dish
- 1:48because their food is trash noh. Apparently like ketch up, like the equivalcy
- 1:53of ketch up. Here is vinegar vinegar vinegar on the fish and chips.
- 2:01Yeah, would mash peas malt vinegar, not like normal vinegar, but it's
- 2:07still not I don't give him one. I don't really give it. On
- 2:13TikTok, they'd be like the taste of London. It's like going It's like
- 2:20having a nerd talking about American cuisine, American culture. I don't think.
- 2:24Another dude from was it Kitchen Impossible or something, Robert Irvin Irvine. And
- 2:31then it was the guy from what's the other kitchen? Ramsey? No,
- 2:37No, the other one, the one that rescue. Yeah, that dude.
- 2:38They were talking and he was and like it's something about all you guys
- 2:43have great beer, but the reason why you guys have great beer because your
- 2:46food sucks. And then Robert Iran trying to say something, was like the
- 2:50top ten restaurants are in London, and it's like, yeah, what food
- 2:53are they put It's all French. It's not it's not y'all. They just
- 3:00have to be lunch. They just haven't be located in London. It has
- 3:02nothing to do. I'm telling you, there's no Michelin stars for bangers and
- 3:07mash. Where the fuck you guys are making over the beans and when they're
- 3:13like when they give half tomato when I try, their teeth is fucked up.
- 3:17When they try our food and they're just like, oh my god,
- 3:20this is amazing. It's flavor, the seasonings, it's salt and never because
- 3:25there's sucking ingredients. Oh this is like like scones. No, it's not
- 3:30like scumbes. A biscuit. It's not a cookie. This is a real
- 3:36biscuit. Yeah, some crisp give them a red lobster biscuit. Oh my
- 3:43god, they might fucking explode. Be a high delicacy. High delicacy Is
- 3:51that but a biscuit? Yes? But yeah butter? No, but what's
- 4:00this green stuff? Your fucking animal Posley, but y'all still fucking everything,
- 4:05Bro recipes. That's what A bunch of British kids eating Popeyes chicken that's what
- 4:10we're talking about. That we're talking about talking about. You know what's weird
- 4:15when they call chickens a chicken bag, a chickens a chicken burger. It
- 4:21makes sense those videos are because they like it was like biscuits and gravy,
- 4:28chicken housy Popeyes it was something else. Then. That's how you know they
- 4:30made really trash because they had midass Popeyes and them nigga's eyes can hold on.
- 4:39That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying Popeyes isn't the end all be
- 4:41all, Like, that's what I'm saying, Like they rolled their eyes.
- 4:45The nigga's just pops. That's it's not just chicken. It was like,
- 4:53oh my days, oh my what, nig it's just Popeyes. They don't
- 4:58they don't even know. I was cane for the first time eating that.
- 5:00Don't eat peanut butter and jelly. Try peanut butter and jelly. They were
- 5:05like, oh my god, it's like amazing. George watching Cara wasn't over
- 5:09there exactly. I think it's gave them shrew snacks and they went crazy.
- 5:15Scooby, get all the fake sugar, like they're going to die. I
- 5:20imagine being like fourteen and you never had this video was adults. I'd immediately
- 5:28to get it. I get them losing their lives. Be like that little
- 5:30white girl with the can candy, just powering up. Speaking of candy,
- 5:38that that video I sent you on the girl having that sour candy. Did
- 5:43you see it? We gotta try that. I tried to look for a
- 5:46mike. I don't think it's available anymore. Yo. This is some fucking
- 5:50This is what I'm talking about with the phones. The first thing I pop
- 5:53up because I'm looking for the ship. First Popeyes in Scotland. M hmm.
- 5:59That's probably nastiest fuck. But the fact that we were talking about it
- 6:01opened up TikTok like video and pop. Like I said to the niggas,
- 6:08lost it. But yeah for the sour thing, we might well we could
- 6:11do something similar, but we just have to find just not that different.
- 6:15I'll do something it's not really sour, but like like a sour grading like
- 6:19hot ones, but like sour ones. Okay, yeah, that I can
- 6:23do. I have no sour over a spicy Yes, I don't. I
- 6:29think you'd be underestimating spite sour though I'm not. I am, I probably
- 6:32am, But that's how bad their food is. Another one when they try
- 6:39barbecue for the first time American No, it's not, it's not they don't
- 6:44have it. It's just not. They just have. We had a barbeue,
- 6:48I barbecue when I was over there, me and Corey, when I
- 6:51was a spot in London. In London, how was that? London was
- 6:56all right? You were just like it was London, but it was like,
- 6:58well, I guess you could say it was like American eyes. It
- 7:00was a London grill. Yeah, but it was called a barbecue spot and
- 7:03it actually wasn't bad. Okay, we were. We were both a little
- 7:06surprised, like, but it is London though, that's like the most metropologis
- 7:10exactly. Yeah, and we were. It was right on street. Not
- 7:13getting barbecue in Liverpool, yeah, not unless not the farmland, the Midlands.
- 7:17You're not getting that Cardiff. Yeah, yeah, but no, it
- 7:21was good in that town. Yeah. I think you're underestimated, would be,
- 7:30but really, nothing can be worse than what y'all went through. With
- 7:32the spice. I don't think spice like sour is gonna linger like spice does.
- 7:38That's why problem. But if it's like that spicy though, maybe it's
- 7:44no. There was more to that story. I think he was multiple Yeah,
- 7:47yeah, there was a multiple reports. I don't all see what's like
- 7:54excluding that Keenan was up late into the night. I could feel it right
- 7:58you're still dealing with it with head. Yeah, I'm like I could feel
- 8:01it right here. Like I said, I don't like I don't eat like
- 8:03lemon flavor and stuff for like like that. So maybe as you're a version,
- 8:07maybe I'm not like a tart that's sour ship don't really this is about
- 8:11the fuck me up, like should try the check challenge now it's close to
- 8:16us. What the chicken, chicken or the egg? What's the challenge?
- 8:20It's the hot hot No, I'm gonna try. I just came around the
- 8:26mile wings no mild, so yeah, okay, just now eating hot fries
- 8:33like they're regular. Don't say it even hot. Listen, I'll do a
- 8:37hot one thing where we progressively get hotter. But I'm not just the hot
- 8:41no one, no, just started the last we should be on the hot
- 8:43Ones by now with the last dad, what's the Asian boy? The Asian
- 8:50chef that like hip hop? You had? What? Jake? He started
- 8:58backwards at hot Ones challenge? Why would you do that? He was,
- 9:03he started backwards? Why would you do that? You get into the worst
- 9:09and it only gets easy. Don't know, it doesn't because because you're stuck
- 9:11there. Now that's that's for ever in your mouth. He didn't finish.
- 9:15Yeah, yeah, after eating that hot Ship, I couldn't probably eat anything
- 9:18else because I was cooked. I forget who else was on there, and
- 9:22they just like took that ship like that. I think it was like Lord
- 9:24or something like that. Yeah, she was just like it was delicious.
- 9:28I'm not shocked. She doesn't have a soul. She looks like a person
- 9:31that would do that. She's devoid of anything and sing just did the episode
- 9:35of the Hot Ones. Are you doing a reunion tour? I believe in
- 9:39something like that. But what they're not doing is the Super Bowl? Wa't
- 9:46even He's not what's going on y'all? Well? First, inn oh intern,
- 10:05introduce yourself, young man, intern, Homie Kwan, Yes, and
- 10:11now back for long hiatus. I'm shucking and jopping for the white man in
- 10:18the watermelon the world. We had at a whopping five foot ten and a
- 10:24half, the most luscious Hawaiian Mexican quarter white man we've ever seen. The
- 10:31CEO and general question is back. I'm so happy I didn't miss you one
- 10:43bit. You practically skipped in here. You skipped in here. I perposely
- 10:54didn't tell us. He wanted. He wanted, he wanted to see the
- 10:56look on our faces. We walked in. He saw my favorite shit.
- 11:00I was riped up to him. I gave him a hug and I lightly
- 11:01sucked on the outside of his nipple, actually with raded my ear. Wow,
- 11:05you got taller, taller, I don't feel like he did. He
- 11:11was down there stretching in Florida. I don't know he got his decompression,
- 11:16like stretching out his spine. He got taller the one weather at least,
- 11:20or he got lifts in his crocks. Either. One really stress from being
- 11:22around you say, I'm just gonna have to knock him down a couple of
- 11:31you're his Michael Scott bring him back down the five nine back to it now
- 11:35did while Lebron is at the goat. No, but yeah, cues back,
- 11:43y'all. Uh, the family is almost still. We're ninety percent complete.
- 11:50We're missing our little uh uh nougaty uhuaty dark chocolate black ten percent down
- 11:58there. Those are two you're going, I'm just talking little I don't have
- 12:05a little black pilot boy, a little a little Pickney pilot boy, pilot
- 12:15our little pilot boy, pilot man. Yeah, red tails, a little
- 12:22tuxkegee boy, down and down and tass. Is that Mexican for Texas?
- 12:31Yeah? Yeah, that in freedom? Yeah, okay to them, San
- 12:43Antonio. That whole. Honestly, we're talking world through about history, that
- 12:48whole. How America got that whole other side of I don't remember none of
- 12:56that shit pases you got Texas and Texas used to be French. This is
- 13:03ship and then they divide and they how do you claim that ship? And
- 13:07you really not even over there like that. He's just Texas was French.
- 13:11No, I don't know. I'm just saying, what was Texas? What
- 13:13was the Spanish? Spanish? Louisiana was Fromia? Was right? Now?
- 13:18Quick? You did you did history? That's technically it still is French or
- 13:22something like that, because they don't be because they don't have cond golf because
- 13:26like Louisiana, they don't have counties. It was close like there, it
- 13:31was Louisiana. Purchase was bought. It was purchased from France. Right,
- 13:33So I'm saying that area is like a blend of French Spanish like you can
- 13:37kind of yeah, kreole, what are we talking about? I don't know
- 13:39what the question is. Yeah, because Louisiana, Texas, that like that's
- 13:45like very common knowledge though, is it very common you go down there?
- 13:50Nigga? The French quarter the fun That's what I'm talking they go about.
- 13:54They don't have counties, it's parishes. They do have pas Okay, and
- 14:03I know these and occasion accent is like a derivative from French. Yeah bad,
- 14:07I know. I'm just talking about how that whole derives from French.
- 14:11I'm saying. What I'm confused on is like how these countries culling these big
- 14:16swaves of land in this country. Somebody you're talking about colonialism. Yeah,
- 14:22I'm just saying I own this. Yeah that was pretty much there to say
- 14:26you own this ship. But it's like, yeah, it's called me being
- 14:28weight. Yeah, that's sent they sent crusaders. But I'm saying though,
- 14:33like right, they're just for arguments, saying like right, America, they
- 14:37want to get into fucking whatever California, but Spain claims they don't come.
- 14:43It's like you're not there to defend the ship. It's a lot different now
- 14:46like you think you're getting from twenty first century mindset. Think back when there
- 14:52there is no fucking automatic weapons. They wouldn't know if they were. They're
- 14:54not. There's no automatic weapons. Take a three day there's there's no like
- 15:00nothing travels as fast as it does now, got going on, Yeah,
- 15:05like I rule this. You send niggas with money over there to set up
- 15:09shop. Yeah, I got it at least from the riverbed up until the
- 15:13big tree on the back. That's me. That's my those are my ends.
- 15:20Yeah. And if you if you really want to talk about it,
- 15:22it's religion. That's how they did it. Mm hmmm huh, thanks Roman
- 15:30Emp. Yeah, that was a question. I think they asked, how
- 15:35all do you think of the I'm like, I don't. I don't know
- 15:37the last time I thought like that, dude broke it down. We actually
- 15:43do all the time. How how because of just like all the politics,
- 15:50uh, religion. Roman, Yeah, Roman Empire is pretty much when I'm
- 15:58thinking about I'm here and I think like a Roman if you think of something
- 16:07that came from of course Marcus, Oh my god, Caligula, he was
- 16:14a crazy guy. Who were the five good Emperors? Five good Emperors?
- 16:21Was it? Caesars? Are m ponscious, pilot? Think of other ones
- 16:30Hercules. The closest thing I ever get to think about the Roman Empire is
- 16:33the movie Gladiator, great movie, that's it. And fucking war and that's
- 16:40not that's Roman rings. They say that it was like the Nicki Minaj album
- 16:55Romans were that's it Romans. He's a bad guy. Feel over there.
- 17:02If I was to take a test on half the ship just said out,
- 17:04would we fucking no geography? Agree? Y'all are speaking fucking yeah, you
- 17:11don't. You didn't even know where losing time zones? I know where louis.
- 17:15You know it's crazy. You know how how many hours back in Chicago
- 17:21don't. I don't know how many. I don't know times, I don't
- 17:23know. I know, you don't crazy. My niece is actually doing this
- 17:27right now. She's doing geography. One yeah, the only one. Okay,
- 17:30my niece is doing geography. We had to go through a name all
- 17:33the states on the map, and I did it the fastest out of my
- 17:37house. I was like, yeah, geography. I was like, y'all
- 17:40know who don't Canan before and they all last that before Sacramentos next, Okay,
- 17:48let's do that yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was that
- 17:56actual test. He was like, no, it's just okay, you can't.
- 18:00Yeah, no, you gotta find him a test. We can fill
- 18:00them in like it'll pop up at the top. That might be a picture
- 18:03on episode. How many he can get? You have to take a shot.
- 18:10Everyone. You get wrong, We're taking you to the hospital. Baby.
- 18:12Are you smarter than Are you smarter than Keenan? Yes? Yes,
- 18:22I'm not getting answer that less. Nickelodeon and French Princi Bella Disney. I
- 18:29got Nickelodeon. Send it up staious if y'all want to play that, I
- 18:32can get that work. Why do you have Nickelodeon? I don't know why
- 18:34I have so, Jock, you were really training your whole ant, really
- 18:40training your whole life to be a Disney kid until like two weeks a.
- 18:42That shit's like oldest heads training double dud. You finished guts head and temperate.
- 18:51He was training to be on guts, like global guts. That's it.
- 18:53I was almost trying to take line like figure it out. Yeah,
- 18:57so like you remember after figure it out, like they would go into the
- 19:00crowd and like talk to the kids. And the chick from she was like
- 19:03a swimmer ghost. She was like a sum summer center. Yeah wait,
- 19:08so what you in the crowd? Did you finished college? No? Thanks,
- 19:18good to have you back. Change draw was going, that's all Jesus,
- 19:25Jesus Christ. I was checking on my niggas. I'm not here that
- 19:30didn't graduate nuts, I finish it? Oh shit, actively well because I'm
- 19:40not working right now. So I was paying for my college there as I
- 19:42did it. So what's that digger from? And then he plays for Miami.
- 19:45He's a he's like a seventh eight years in college. Yeah, Jo,
- 19:51Now he's literally going for his ninth year of eligibility because he got hurt.
- 19:55He was out for two years. You're talking about the it's a Miami
- 19:59hurricane. I thought he was talking about Knicks. No, the nigga on
- 20:03the heat Jovi like just graduated. He just graduated high school. That's that's
- 20:07crazy really like he's nineteen. Yeah, he's still young. He's eighteen nineteen,
- 20:14he's young. I don't know, he's you know, he's drum Yeah,
- 20:18Slottic country where high school doesn't matter, but the high school is killing
- 20:22somebody for your first The one tight end from Miami, he was at Oregon
- 20:25for like four years, but two of those years he couldn't play because he
- 20:26was hurt. So I think he played two and a half or something.
- 20:30That the Colorado State kickers thirty one with three kids. Yeah, was that
- 20:33the one who was in the marine. Yeah, he was like in the
- 20:36Marines and he has he still thirty one. He's just kicking, man.
- 20:41He got three kids get out of college. He's trying to get them first.
- 20:47Understandable because he's getting that Gi billshit, But why are you playing?
- 20:52He's playing football? You playing football. He's just a kicker. Get your
- 20:56practice everything nigh getting that nigga is major in his ceramics. He's trying to
- 21:04get his kid free school. He's a humanity's true true. If he if
- 21:10he uses his he's it's not free, but they get money, no money.
- 21:15If he uses his kicker scholarship. I don't know. If kickers get
- 21:18scholarships, but he uses that. He could use his GI bill on his
- 21:21kid really, so it makes sense, so it doesn't go away this.
- 21:25Oh no, never mind, he's not a carries over better. I don't
- 21:27get fuck you shouldn't have thirty one playing college football with that. I wish
- 21:37I could help the kids, help you with the kids at night, but
- 21:40I gotta go practice for free. Fuck you. He needs to get some
- 21:45gel deals year senior. He probably could. He might with the Army APR
- 21:52getting a deal from the tackling bait shop around the corner. Hey, whatever
- 21:56pays the bills, it don't He got the build on the GI built episode
- 22:06lucker. Okay, they been no firewers at the game and Colorado State wins
- 22:22again fourteen to twelve. Now, why are you gonna make fun of your
- 22:32uncle? Okay, Mike, why are you making fun of your uncle?
- 22:36Relax? Thank you please, I'm gonna tell you uncle. I'm gonna tell
- 22:41your uncle you said that. Well, I'm not a life. He was
- 23:03dying. He missed it so much because listening too, so he's getting all
- 23:12that. Say wow, I would be exploiting that shit. Be then go
- 23:21to your room. Alright, bitch, these fire crackers. Clap really loud,
- 23:26clapp really loud. Put clap lights around the house. Is not just
- 23:30knocking with a rands the house? Do you want me to go where I
- 23:36was? Just start knocking off some popcorn? I was just knocking over chairs.
- 23:40That shit back on your ass in a sleeper hole. I do that
- 23:44from the room. I'm just going upstairs and jump real hard boom. That's
- 23:49sick turning the breaker. You won't ain't talking, ain't talking that shit.
- 24:02Oh wow, they're gonna see some domino da sleep tonight bare what wash claude?
- 24:15That is not the simulation waterboard? What the fuck tell us? Where
- 24:25the basis? Tell us? Where the basis? My friend? That shit
- 24:30is crazy? Zero dark thirty came UPO, My were you page to the
- 24:36zero dark? Yeah? Is crazy. Never I don't think I ever watched.
- 24:40I know it was about but the listeners that are veterans. That's an
- 24:44intense huh. Literally started to dofy support the duty literally literally commando, literally,
- 24:57commando, Oh my goodness, thank you for yourself, superior officer,
- 25:00my superior officer, Well, how my week? It was? What I
- 25:14do? It was busy? I was just DJ and know the place where
- 25:18I ain't doing nothing, A yeah, I don't did it was finished?
- 25:25Top Boy? I've been beenching that real part. You gotta do that?
- 25:29That which one? All of it, both of them. It wasn't two
- 25:33seasons, of course, two separate things. There was Top Boy that originally
- 25:37came on like Channel four in like the UK, and then there was Top
- 25:44Boys on the channel doesn't matter that it's called Channel four, it's not the
- 25:48number it's called channel for it's odd, but yeah it's called And then there's
- 25:52Top Boy that came on Netflix. And they're technically like two separate series.
- 25:56But okay, it's like a continuation got you when you watch it. The
- 26:00continuation is actually not great, but right, I wouldn't say O G one
- 26:10was better better, it's good, it's good. I think the first two
- 26:15seasons of the new one is some shit. Yeah it's really season good too,
- 26:19though you didn't like the third season? No, how many seasons?
- 26:23So is it good? It's bad? I don't know it's good. We're
- 26:27when we're talking about good, it's like all this whole show is very good.
- 26:30It's elite show. I'm just talking about in comparison, like when you
- 26:34say Game of Thrones is a really good show, but it's some things that
- 26:37are weaker than others, not as egregious as Game of Thrones. The later
- 26:41season, but it's like it's a clear drop off, but it's still good,
- 26:48but it's a clear drop off. That last season had me very annoyed,
- 26:52very upset. I that's all I will say. I'm not gonna get
- 26:53into spoilers for y'all, but I recommend it. It's a good show.
- 27:00Don't watch it. Watch it. I will say one thing that show has
- 27:03told me has definitely ingrained for sure. Grime music is fucking terrible, all
- 27:07of it, all of it, grime music or whatever, grime, it's
- 27:12uk rap all it's all just that. I would say, specifically grime.
- 27:17All that shit's bad because like the regular they played the regular stuff in the
- 27:21show, all of Mike just doesn't like it. All bad, bro,
- 27:25I like grime is bad. All the beats of Woo. That's not even
- 27:30all the beasts they played in the show, most of them. You're lying.
- 27:33I watched it. That's dirty shit, stop it. I like the
- 27:37dirty shit, but that grind with the beats that Mike but not like that.
- 27:44Gude off bad. Oh my god, she's gonna be on Bonnie Michael,
- 27:52Oh Christ, fuck off, you lot do poetry, do slam poetry
- 28:00better. That's it. That's all I got. I don't got nothing.
- 28:03Hey my Weeken, you already said you're week Oh no, I was saying,
- 28:08if you want it doesn't matter. You want to go what you do,
- 28:14keenan damn with uh. I didn't do anything but uh uh Thursday night,
- 28:25I was in Philly. I was at Keiana's house and a bullet went
- 28:30through the wall. Oh see, that's it. That's something just like,
- 28:34oh what happened out through? I mean, y'all go everybody's so like it
- 28:41was around like eleven twelve o'clock. He didn't even put that in a group
- 28:45check. He just just story shop cret phone, but like, oh damn,
- 28:56a fucking drive box. So so like it was like eleven, like
- 29:02eleven twelve, and I was like, I was in the kitchen getting something
- 29:04to drinking. Keanu was downstairs, uh because she's like in the it's like
- 29:08she's like basement suite. So it's like to be honestly facts. So I'm
- 29:15in the kitchen and all I hear is poo poo, poo poo, and
- 29:21I'm like, hit off the pots and pans. I'm like, that couldn't
- 29:26have been a gun shot. That could have been a gun shot, but
- 29:29just in case, let me get behind I'm like, let me, let
- 29:33me get behind this refrigerator real quick. What the fuck? And I just
- 29:37wound up going to bed and I was like, so then, like I
- 29:40go over there the other day and she was like, oh, yeah,
- 29:42I don't know if Noel told you, but a bullet came through a window.
- 29:45I'm like, yeah, they hit the railing right. She's like,
- 29:48yeah, how'd you know? Like because I heard that ship. She was
- 29:49like, where the fuck was I at? I'm like, oh, you
- 29:52was in the basement. You was sleeping. I was, how do you
- 29:53getting shot at and not telling nobody? Keenan, you just went to bed.
- 29:57I made the bullet stop. I get him. I'm not about to
- 30:00go and investigate, investigate, but I would always let us. I don't
- 30:06know, I don't know if you heard, but outside, if I'm hearing
- 30:08screams of pain, I'm assuming everybody. Everybody's good exactly. Let's just we'll
- 30:12talk about it in the morning. But niggas aren't shooting, but we're talking
- 30:15about like to us, I mean, but yeah, but he just was
- 30:19like, not my screen got cracked and the nigga scanned me. But I
- 30:27was involved in a drive by shooting. You got a picture of it.
- 30:30I got the video. Oh yeah, that's a that's a bullet hole.
- 30:34De bullet hole. That's pretty high. That's high. Like that's on the
- 30:38third floor. Damn fucking walls. Didn't go through, bro, what the
- 30:44didn't hit the railing? Wow, the candle and didn't like breaking shit off?
- 30:51Yeah, and she has the bullet that's crazy as fuck. Uh,
- 30:59he's Philly. He's for that belief in my near like passing on or having
- 31:06the hell you pronounced that shit? Yeah, passing on Big Street. I
- 31:14really tried not to be over there, so I'm not going I'm not gonna
- 31:17understandable. And the evidence is in her hand. The evidence is literally in
- 31:21her hand. So yeah, so I got screen fixed you. No,
- 31:30I didn't have to run the face. So what happened was he wanted so
- 31:36you never get your phone back, nigger? So I went there and I
- 31:41was like, yeah, well, first off, the guy was ducking me.
- 31:45Guy was bucked. He was ducking me big tim. So I walked
- 31:48in and like I was as as I was walking and he saw me come
- 31:52in and then he started going to the bad and I'm like no, no,
- 31:56no, no, no, I need touch again. So I was
- 32:05like, yeah, this has been going on for like three weeks, that
- 32:07almost a month. I'd like my money back and he was and like we
- 32:10just had like a little back and forth, and he was like, you
- 32:13know what, yeah I can. I can get your money back, but
- 32:15I'll have to put your old screen back on and then give him my money
- 32:19backs. Like I'm not losing anyone. I'm like, you know what,
- 32:20that's fine, put the old screen back on and then get my money back.
- 32:23I don't care. So then he called me the next day. He
- 32:25was like, hey, listen here, Brodie. Listen here, Brodie.
- 32:29Yeah, Brody's his favorite word. I don't understand, but he's like,
- 32:31listening here, Brody. I fixed your phone for you. It's it's real
- 32:36crisp, it's real clean. I think you'll like it. Also, did
- 32:38you pay with a card? I'm like, yeah, pay with cards?
- 32:40Like all right, so I'm getting your money back as well too, Like
- 32:43I appreciate the way like you handled it, and like the fact that you
- 32:45wasn't like house you could have been. Well I should have been, and
- 32:52I'm sure a lot of people are. So we probably ran into somebody's like
- 32:53damn, this person not cutting me out, like exactly, So man,
- 32:57I have been a he clearly. So then so, uh, you know
- 33:01what I'm saying. So I go that I picked my phone up. The
- 33:04screen's good, that spens working. But guess what don't work? Now?
- 33:07What? My fucking camera? What? Thank god, my camera doesn't work?
- 33:16What's happened? What? I don't know why, but every time I
- 33:20opened up a camera, black screen, black screen? Then says camera fail
- 33:25front end, background. No, I can't even get to the front camera
- 33:29because I can't touch it because I don't know what what the fuck they did?
- 33:31But so now I gotta take the money that he gave back to me
- 33:36and gave him a camera fix. Just go to Samsung. Yeah, I'm
- 33:38not gonna I'm not going back take it to the professionals. I'm not going
- 33:42back there now. So yeah, I already went there. They got to
- 33:45order the cameras and I'll get a fixed when I come back. That's why
- 33:47I'm using this iPhone because I need a camera. I'm going on vacation,
- 33:51the whole trip. I'm going a whole trip. So that's why I'm walking
- 33:53around with this no nohones. This iPhone twelve Max is the same iPhone fifteen
- 34:01that all got dumb asses is about to buy. I don't have that shit.
- 34:06They're gonna buy that. You buy every other Yeah, I didn't even
- 34:09buy that. I mean, I'm still on the twelve, so I might
- 34:13get the sixteen. Only people who was getting the fifteen is they got the
- 34:16eleven. They probably had eleven, and no people going from the fourteen to
- 34:21the fifteen because they doing that. Yeah, they're stupid. It's the same
- 34:25fucking phone. It's still stupid to go from the seven to the that s
- 34:29eight. It's just dumb to buy a new phone every year. Oh,
- 34:31it's just dumb, matter what, it's just a dumb ass thing. Yeah,
- 34:37but you have phone. People still it the most though. You're just
- 34:38making up numbers. But oh that's just not made up number yet. Lady
- 34:43started the whole Oh you get a new phone every year if you joined this
- 34:45plan. That was an iPhone thing because dumb motherfucker was getting the same phones
- 34:49every year. But I didn't have to pay for anything. It was the
- 34:52same price, really the same price as what my phone was, just upgrading.
- 34:55That's not like I was paying like an expeditions like amount, like a
- 34:59crazy amount for you're paying extra money for the same phone that was just a
- 35:02better phone. I'm not paying it. We're not gonna do this again.
- 35:06But yeah, Samsung. So yeah, so my my screen is fixed.
- 35:09My screen is my nigga, He's the same size phone. It's the fuck
- 35:13stupid. Uh, it's so I got my screen fixed and camp is broken.
- 35:19He was like, Oh, I'm a Samsung screens bigger and I said,
- 35:22they're the same size screen, nigga. I said, the only thing
- 35:24y'all do is get a bigger screen every year is the fifteen not getting a
- 35:30bit of pro max? Is that not getting a bigger screen, Michel,
- 35:31Just because just because you see them ship and I call it that, shut
- 35:36up, just because you squelch, shut up, don't make it right,
- 35:42niggas. Because we do something, don't mean y'all do it too. You
- 35:45just do it on Samsung. Shut up. So my point exactly, we
- 35:50don't do it. So shut up, you do do it. It's the
- 35:52what's the difference. I don't know. It's the same song. It's not
- 35:59iPhone because you're special now it's a fuck No, who cares. Nobody does
- 36:02that? Oh my god, I don't. I didn't conform. I have
- 36:08a Samsung different. Oh what do you actually here? Come on, motherfucker.
- 36:15Every time I have a Samsung, can't you do this? We used
- 36:20to do those things. No, just now doing that thing? Remember how
- 36:22we used to have that ten years ago and you're doing it now? Like
- 36:29Michael, I literally just did it. No, the reason why I start
- 36:32talking about and he's like, oh, look, Kennan, I can put
- 36:35my phone together and it's gonna sit in my contact And the it started because
- 36:38you who I said, I said, look, I hate iPhone is sitting
- 36:43there having a grand on confliction. What the fuck, motherfucking iPhone? And
- 36:49it's very fair for me to look at captain motherfucking Samsung or an I phone.
- 36:53Go h that's interesting, Kenan, What the fuck are you talking on?
- 36:58And don't look like a Samsung to me? And you got into this
- 37:00effensive moone. Well I'm just stuck with this. Flee me in my iPhone
- 37:04because of my very ill Shamsung's screen. It's Michael, you don't really be
- 37:07talking about your ass because it has not had that conversation waiting, really talking
- 37:12about your ass? I'm not, Yes you are, I'm not. You
- 37:15want to know how I know you're talking about your ass. The reason why
- 37:16we started talking about the iPhone because the fucking commercial came on and he was
- 37:20like, oh, oh, oh yeah, squitch your eyebrows because I'm a
- 37:22commercial came on. I caught you done, because you're talking about your fucking
- 37:24ass. I think you made that up. I'm not. The commercial came
- 37:30on. I'm like, wow, I'm like, look at that the iPhone
- 37:34fourteen. He was like, hold on, it's not the iPhone fourteen because
- 37:37I can now put my phone together and I can share my contact No,
- 37:39no, no, no no, because you were like, what's the difference?
- 37:44Now, what can you do? Now? That's what you That's not
- 37:45what you said. I want you to say. That's not what you said.
- 37:49You're like, whoa, it isn't it? After what? No,
- 37:51he was like, oh, it's the iPhone for fifteen. That's the same
- 37:52as the fourteen, And I was like, it's different. He was like,
- 37:55well, what can it do different? Why can it do different?
- 37:58Why can it do different? And I told you that. You're like,
- 38:00oh my god, sicker a beaming, you're talking, all this talking,
- 38:04all salking. You're here again. Who started the conversation? Mere? You?
- 38:12You did? You said, oh, look it's the iPhone fifteen.
- 38:15That's the same as the fourteen. And then you go, but there's so
- 38:17much new things. But who started it? You started with the balking,
- 38:22and I repe shut out more talking. You shut up with your pearl white,
- 38:27You shut yours with your fourteen cavities. It's only twelve? Are you
- 38:34sure? Who's counting? Who's counting these days? Twelve cavities? When's the
- 38:37last time we checked eight? Root canals? God? Damn nigga nigga meaning
- 38:42rocks. Yeah, hey, it's only because I don't flass. Do you
- 38:46not feel paying and teeth anymore? I do flause? What am I teth?
- 38:52Oh? No, no, no, not so dude, I said,
- 38:53the front in the front, the front, The fronts are good,
- 38:57the front of mine. You got your wisdom team taken out. I need
- 39:00to, but I have all my wisdom teeth because all my wisdom got caries
- 39:05So the wisdom teeth got cavities, Yes, ain't. Ain't got no more
- 39:08wisdom, I guess don't matter if you don't get them taken out. So
- 39:12because they're so far back, they're not gonna do a rooking that one because
- 39:14it's hard to reach it. They're gonna anyway. They told me I can
- 39:17keep my wisdom teeth because my mouth big enough. I think I can keep
- 39:21on too. I got they all got space, but you gotta flows.
- 39:23They're riding out of your head. So something's gotta gives gonna fall out of
- 39:28the ears. It's either gonna come out with applies or they're gonna come out
- 39:31your ears. I brush them, I just don't floss in between them.
- 39:36So all my cavities are in between my teeth, right, A little little
- 39:38picture. So you're saying you're doing nothing. No, I brush, but
- 39:45the cavities are. You're not attacking the cavities. I mean you eat too
- 39:47much candy and don't floss them. Yes, so you got too much.
- 39:52I don't. He said, your problem is flossing. But I brushed my
- 39:55teeth though I do. At least I brush my teeth. Some oil pooling.
- 40:01That's really when you be like Mike, you're not eating healthy enough.
- 40:05But I take the letters off. But I eat my letters with my chickens.
- 40:08No, don't take let us off. Yeah, they come. It
- 40:14comes with let us take to let us off default. Yeah, he takes
- 40:16the most the thing off it. Let us We're still long. We still
- 40:22got to make that U double get McDonald's on the phone. The already did
- 40:27it. They already did it. They start, the fucking bastards. We
- 40:31talked about, Michael, We talked about that month. That was months a
- 40:35year ago. Nah, I listened back to the episode that was really that
- 40:37was That was which one me you and you were talking about to take double.
- 40:45I was wondering why you were pointing at me about that. It was
- 40:46so long though. Yeah, it's good stuff. That was good stuff right
- 40:50there. Other than you know, we had a grand old week. You
- 40:52know, a grand old week, yo. I know the listeners fucking fed
- 41:00up, Like god, damn. I don't be trying to draw to keep
- 41:07I need a visual representation, you know that that meme of like Charlie from
- 41:13that's still mapping out our conversation. I started with a weeked and a bullet
- 41:16holding the chickens, and then I phone battles and then somehow I had it.
- 41:21What's going on? But we always wrap it back around, always bring
- 41:24it back. We always come back, bring it back, always come you
- 41:28go. Cut the brass, nah, no, the gutters. It was
- 41:32raining. It was raining like we were in Seattle. I went to I
- 41:37went to a nice little Indian spot for my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Just got
- 41:43some good food, got some butter chicken. Nah, I got with the
- 41:45lamb vindoloo? How was that a little bit of spice? Was the non
- 41:50delicious? We had actually a paneer stuff non which is like what isna like
- 41:58flat bread? Okay? And you never had it. I've never had any
- 42:01Yeah, you never had anyone. You know. It's no your friends been,
- 42:09they had soul food. They've been the least Indian Indians they are they
- 42:16are. But yeah, I haven't had it. I still have any of
- 42:19food. They don't tell us about it. I'm gone with Crown frid brilliant.
- 42:27I haven't had that luxury. Me and Amy supposed to meeple working there's
- 42:30not even food, he said, Crown five, like it's any people working
- 42:37there. It's just not at some crowns do be some mania. I haven't
- 42:40had it in a minute. I haven't had crown in a while. It
- 42:44should be busting. Two. You know that she was like top ten and
- 42:45did door dash in our area because it's open. Yeah, that's not shocking.
- 42:51That was shocking to me, but I remember it is open until two
- 42:53three in the morning. That's the only thing that's That's why it's probably niggas
- 42:57and shaw ship right across the street. Oh yeah, oh work good dad
- 43:07sometimes yeah, but my works fun. Fuck you uh Q regaleless if you'd
- 43:19be so kind. I drove a lot, so it wasn't un exciting.
- 43:29I drove back from Kentucky. So I text you said, why you drove
- 43:36what? Probably decent amount. That's what he does. He's extra while driving.
- 43:42I mean in that car, be eating him dotted lines, bro,
- 43:45my truck has Yeah, well I can see why you got that, because
- 43:52you'd be playing pac Man with your car, eating all the all the dots.
- 43:59Come on with you. I was with you, I was with I
- 44:06knew my you know what. I guess you owed me one. But okay,
- 44:10listener, I haven't seen you in months. I love you. When
- 44:14we was coming back from DC, and this nigga was trying to get into
- 44:15a fucking race with the fucking niggas on the try try by things. What
- 44:21you're trying to raise niggas goes out of control. You took that, like
- 44:24I said, challenge like the niggas that are clearly mad fast. He was
- 44:29like, these niggas got the nerve to go past me when I gotta do
- 44:31long drives like DC. Not that bad, right, that's what three hours
- 44:37whatever, but like especially the twelve and a half I just did. Obviously
- 44:42it's a long drive that you can't really cut too much time off of.
- 44:45But my way of like keeping pace, I gotta get there as fast as
- 44:51possible. Once I passed somebody my goal, you let them past me again.
- 44:54Wow, So got the don Torino. That's what light is. Just
- 45:05family with a four. It's so sick, it's so sick. It's like
- 45:08crazy in my mind that when I know I'm about to stop to get gash
- 45:13you. No way you're trying to find that car? No? Yes,
- 45:20yes, yes, that's literally what it is. I go stop. I
- 45:23don't rush the gas right like I put the gas in, go in,
- 45:27get something to drink. Whatever's getting hunted and they don't even know. And
- 45:29then I'm looking for the cars that I know I passed right before I got
- 45:32off. There goes the super U. Yes, literally soon as he gets
- 45:36that demon time, Yes, there goes a truck that's that's that's that's carrying
- 45:39the camper. So I know, yeah, exactly literally, and I go
- 45:45catch them, and now I'm like, all right, now I'm back ahead
- 45:47of and I'm want to be looking like how fast was this motherfucker just got
- 45:52off? Get off at the McDonald's ten minutes ago to go to the draft
- 45:58room. He walked inside and seen him Like that's the game I play with
- 46:00myself to like that's crazy. At least you're keeping yourself into like literally had
- 46:06tried to make the drive, Yeah, not so fucking How much road wave
- 46:10did you listen to on the way? Not enough? You didn't crash out
- 46:15probably the first stretch, so I didn't two stretches. The first stretch was
- 46:22like eight hours eight hours of rod way No, so like that was the
- 46:27stretch that was a stretch was eight hours, it was it was probably like
- 46:32four and a half five got out. His risk was bloody as fuck.
- 46:36It's probably like five hours of a rod. I ain't gonna bush yo,
- 46:39he just dropped the new I know he got a lot of music and going
- 46:42back to the favorite songs and I'm sorry, that just reminds me of your
- 46:45boy. She's like, I listened all the way there, all the way
- 46:51multiple times. Yeah, so I definitely listened to a decent way when that
- 46:57album dropped last weeks ago, two weeks ago, I heard it was good.
- 47:01Ain't ain't going on tour? Yeah, he sells out everything too.
- 47:05Also, did I tell everybody I'm going on tour? No, you didn't
- 47:07say that. It's about I think I don't know. I didn't mentioned it
- 47:10last week. I'm going on tour in January. Congratulations touring DJ. It
- 47:16was touring DJ yep from when, like from how long? Like from what?
- 47:21It's only gonna be a month, So January twenty fifth to February twenty
- 47:24first, seventeen. Yeah, starting in Seattle. Now is it like it's
- 47:30Mirror, Yeah, it's Mirror and his other dude, Mirror Fontaine, his
- 47:34other dude name collaborate and then itsh Williams is coming for the last I know
- 47:37he's kind of dope. Yeah, it's yeah, it's dope. Yeah,
- 47:40so yeah, it's gonna be us, and it's gonna be I don't know
- 47:45what I thought it is smith. I'm like one basketball, but now I's
- 47:52on DJ and that, and I don't know. I haven't found out if
- 47:55we're doing like the tour bust thing yet. I don't know exactly what we're
- 47:59doing, but I would definitely be letting everybody know, keeping everybody I'm video
- 48:02and everything, at least from excuse me, from my point of view,
- 48:06like we're gonna have videographers and photographers on tour, but I want to have
- 48:08my own personal all, So keep everybody breast because I don't I don't.
- 48:14I don't know if we're doing the hotel. I don't know if we're getting
- 48:15a fucking camper with the RV with the beds the Motail sixes. I hope
- 48:20it's not on the Motel sixes. They're doing the roy John to sleep outside.
- 48:24Yeah, I was sleeping the bus. No that motherfucking it's gonna be
- 48:28the trap hotel that you had to sleep in that one night to sleep.
- 48:34Oh, I told you about that nasty Yeah, so I got to go
- 48:37through that. I hope shit was terrible. Bro. He walked in and
- 48:43was like, illn't so bad, bro. The worst hotel ever stay in
- 48:49m Hill, probably because you be nuh top of that fucking motel that we
- 48:54stayed in. Uh straps, legs up. Obviously I went seasons. He
- 49:04got double treet cookies. Oh that was bad. No, yeah, that
- 49:12was bad when we were not that that was bad. We just broke high
- 49:15school. That was fresh out of high school. That was bad. That
- 49:19was bad. We didn't know what the fuck was doing the one day and
- 49:23Wildwood for in high school was better than that one surf coomber. I wouldn't
- 49:27even know that was the trailer, so using what I was in trailer for?
- 49:31Whyld Wood a trailer? A trailer like it looked like an apartment like
- 49:36someone lived there. No, like a mobile home trailer? What how do
- 49:42you get that? How did you even find that? It was tailors?
- 49:49Yeah? You were, No, it was. It was a couple of
- 49:53us. It was a couple of us. And Lauren was there, U
- 50:00Chelsea was there. There's a couple, yeah, pat Patreon was it was
- 50:08Apple. It was a milky arrangement. Yeah, two people white, it's
- 50:17enough for you? Wow? Okay, cooks and cream. Yeah, I
- 50:24have necks sex relations with that white woman, right anyway, So what's on
- 50:37the desk? Speaking of white women, speaking of light women and relations of
- 50:42the bull lug that go for it? Taylor Swifts is with Travis Kelsey.
- 50:49Two white people together. Surprise surprise. Oh wow, moving on, Yeah,
- 50:53I traded for remember. Oh yeah, so apparently you know they're together.
- 51:00They're a thing. And I can already see how annoying this is gonna
- 51:04be every fucking week, every week. It's every fucking week, every fucking
- 51:09it's gonna it will die down pretty it's not. I don't know. Man,
- 51:14the more, the more football they win and they're still they're gonna be
- 51:16good. It's so it's not like she's with fucking But isn't she on tour?
- 51:22I think it depends on if she goes to more games, then it
- 51:24will keep traction. If she stops going to games, and I think it
- 51:28won't mean anything, right, but I think it's making the money. Actually,
- 51:32she just finished tour. He's got nothing but time buck because I know
- 51:38she was on tour like during the summer. Yeah, I don't know if
- 51:40she's still doing it. She's a Philly. Yeah, and she was in
- 51:45the box with their mom. She was doing that move. She's like,
- 51:49oh thank god, apparently she was doing that classic move there she started.
- 51:55She was acting like she was cleaning up to show her like her, like
- 52:00I can be produced for I could be a good girl picking up you ain't
- 52:05cleaned and how long you Taylor please? She's picking the tour back up at
- 52:09middle next month, so she's off for like three weeks, so she'll be
- 52:14she'll be at least two more games. Are you sure about that? Yeah?
- 52:16She's got hard rock in Miami twice. Oh shit, yeah, what's
- 52:25but it's the error's torch still. How to fuss that work? She said,
- 52:29she does what she wants. She does. It's another leg a year
- 52:32later. That's normal. Kanye's another leg but a year later though, Yeah,
- 52:39they take you got to take a break to like, that's a big
- 52:43as break. I don't think whatever, Hey man, call that another name,
- 52:47bitch. When when you're the biggest pop star you can do that,
- 52:51you can I'm not. I mean, I think it pretty cool that she's
- 52:54doing it, Like, no, it's hold on, it's because she's about
- 52:59to go overseas somewhere. I think Lamont. Yeah, she's going to Brazil.
- 53:01Yeah, Brazil. What the fuck is are Argentina? Probably? Yeah,
- 53:07November. I ain't forget. Let you forget some shit you don't know.
- 53:17I think she's going into Brazil, Japan, Australia. Yeah, so
- 53:22she is about to pick up still. Yeah, she's taking like a month
- 53:24off then she's coming back to America. Damn, she's really out here torn
- 53:29jail. That's where the money come from, Bros. Wasting energy dancing.
- 53:32She can't dance for I mean, she does waste energy dancing. She can't
- 53:36even gyrate. And that's what I know. He ain't he what is this?
- 53:39We know what this is. First of all, he can smoothly do
- 53:44the duggie. She can't. About to buy his jersey and all those fucking
- 53:46cities I think they already have, and he's he's a genius for this.
- 53:52If she comes out with a cheese jersey that has swift on the back,
- 53:53he's probably gonna have very horrible, boring missionary sex through the p hole.
- 54:00But what like soaking, like he's gonna have to like like the underwear,
- 54:07like you know, like she's a Mormon, Like he's gonna have to put
- 54:10his dick through the underwear. Underwear like because she doesn't want to be fully
- 54:15naked, like just to keep clothes on because she seems like the type Jewish
- 54:20thing. No, Now, soaking is a Mormon thing. Yeah, Jewish
- 54:23soaking is is a moment something. They got to do it. They do
- 54:27it, and they talk too much about them. Yeah, they do it.
- 54:29What they suits on it is it is young conpor It is you they
- 54:35do to them. Shout to RV they had school today, don't god yep,
- 54:42flowing ahead, flowing ahead. Taylor Swift is swager. She has He
- 54:49looked at the demographic and said, you're going to school. They check the
- 54:54number SI. Nobody even hears. I don't even rep that set. See,
- 55:02I'm not even gag for real. I don't even know what the start
- 55:05of David is. They're going to school, say Lakewood, did you did
- 55:14you ever see the picture on Facebook? And it's like and it's like it's
- 55:19but it says, I don't even have to say what town this is,
- 55:22and like it's a school bush. It's like crashed on top of an ambulance
- 55:25like to the side and there's like a you see like like some Jewish people
- 55:30standing around with the yampickers on, and like one guy's like a police officer
- 55:32with a vest, but he has a y'ama going to and all just kind
- 55:35of like standing around. It's like, I don't even have to say what
- 55:37town this is. It's clearly Lakewood. Never Yeah, Bro just bust on
- 55:44top of an ambulance in their New Jersey listeners. But it's New Jersey.
- 55:50Are you done? I gotta talk you get that sixty minutes episod after this.
- 55:53God, I got a new segment for the end of the podcast too.
- 55:58Great. Oh boy, Oh I'm ready to right now. No,
- 56:08we have some good stuff tough. I mean the TRAVI like we said,
- 56:10the Travis Kelsey thing and Taylor as long as she keeps going to the games,
- 56:14it's gonna be cool. But yeah, they're gonna try to make this.
- 56:17We was the last time we had an IT couple in football or just
- 56:22in general. Who's the last eight couple? Russell and Sierra? But they
- 56:27he sucks so bad. Yeah, I feel like a couple like in general
- 56:32right now, for her, for her fan base. Yeah, But like
- 56:37it's it's gonna be hard for like us to gauge not gage because he said
- 56:43us. He was right. It's hard for what us hard for us to
- 56:46relate to that. Understand the because it's white business. Yeah, exactly,
- 56:52check the HAPs for the facts. They'll be on there. So I mean,
- 56:58and that's that is what that is is, you know what I'm saying.
- 57:00Obviously he's doing that for giving his record in his history of dating.
- 57:08It could be it could be inferred that he's just doing that for the odds.
- 57:15If it's that come with dating the biggest pop star in the world,
- 57:19could be wrong. Why don't you is this a team distraction? You know
- 57:23what you're saying? It keep winning? M Is it like it can't distraction
- 57:29win? Like his brother is doing all that and his wife is doing that.
- 57:34What are you going to say, Holmes? Yea, yes, Like
- 57:37when that ship was what like was the media talking about? You can't be
- 57:42mad at this now when it's somebody who's the dude Invaulved probably the second most
- 57:47important player on the team, and she's clean, He's not doing anything and
- 57:52she's just just she's bringing the most. This has never been so much attention
- 57:58paid to the Kansas City Chiefs in the history of that franchise. Right now,
- 58:02what niggas just the Super Bowl? Don't give fuck nigga. He's right,
- 58:07it's a it's a it's a different type of attention, this big fan
- 58:13bases. They're important in football world now, they're important in in the world
- 58:16world. But that's that's technically a small market team, right, Yes,
- 58:21yeah, it's Kansas titty matter no more. We have internet and that's what
- 58:24I'm saying. But they're important in football world now, they're relevant in the
- 58:29whole world world. Everybody's like Kansas City. Yeah, I say, even
- 58:34Andy Reid, he said, he said, he put them together. Yeah,
- 58:36you're like he said, I set it up maker, Andy Reid.
- 58:39I believe it, big, big upid, big cupid, and then shout
- 58:45out to the white business. You know, do y'all thing white people.
- 58:47I mean, you're never gonna stop. The black women was up in arms
- 58:51apparently. Yeah, I can't believe, like this is what never mind.
- 58:55No no no no no no no no no no no no no you can
- 59:00say it might go no no finish, no no just gladly see it.
- 59:04Go ahead. You bitches are de lulu, every single one of you goofball
- 59:09bitches. The title are you bitches? Are de Lulu? Are you stupid?
- 59:17It's a white man with a white woman, a fucking duck. I
- 59:23don't get it. Listen, listen, and I know the narrative. We've
- 59:28been listening along time, you know, and the reading blah blah blah.
- 59:30But it's like, bro, come on. Then they're like, oh my
- 59:37god, how could you go from this queen to to to Taylor Swift?
- 59:42Come on, bro, let's be they've been broken up for like every two
- 59:47years. Like he just dumped her out of the blue. It's not like
- 59:50they were having a great time. The nigga was cheating on her. Yeah,
- 59:53he was cheating. Oh this is the HAPs report. Okay, yeah,
- 59:58the HAPs I got him first hand. He was cheating on her.
- 1:00:02I set it up. I looked up. He was cheating. He said
- 1:00:07he doesn't deserve her. I'm praying on his downfall active. It was like,
- 1:00:13bro, like what do you? I just don't understand both both both
- 1:00:17like side like when why are you surprised that? That's why are you angry?
- 1:00:28He wasn't choosing you put him on. He was never choosing you ever.
- 1:00:35Ever, Lisa wasn't choosing you. She took that as a group win.
- 1:00:40Yeah, I don't remember, but like stop keeping for this white knight
- 1:00:45to save y'all. Man, get get some get some integrity, that I
- 1:00:51get some kouf take the fucking coon skin cap off. Stand up, please,
- 1:00:57Davy Crockett. That's a fucking product all your needs for this mythical white
- 1:01:04man that ain't gonna never choose, never gonna know who you are pupping on.
- 1:01:07It's ruining your day. But the fact that he was with a black
- 1:01:09woman, he chose her, chose he somehow validates something. But then myself,
- 1:01:17even though that motherfucker don't know me, are you? But then you'll
- 1:01:23get the same ones that will be like he fine, but I never did
- 1:01:27a white man. What the fucking matter? Because they would, but they
- 1:01:31know they know tread lightly this shit. Let's be real, we real cannon
- 1:01:38ball in that bitch. They want a white man, but they know a
- 1:01:46w it's for fun. It's for fun only. And I say the same
- 1:01:57thing to most of these dudes. Okay, I'm not gonna say that.
- 1:02:00I'm saying it so every white man. I didn't say, every said generally
- 1:02:06generally speaking, he's generally speaking. That's that's that's still too broad. That's
- 1:02:09still too broad. I'm okay, Let's look at the numbers, all right,
- 1:02:13what are you numbers of what? All right? What are you disagreeing
- 1:02:15with that? Generally white men only with black women for fun? Okay,
- 1:02:21let's see. Let's look at the marriage numbers there. We don't have any
- 1:02:22numbers to support. We can can numbers. Not so many interracial babies.
- 1:02:29Everybody's about to look like cut the next ten years. But that's the good
- 1:02:35time. You already gotten back on now as mother is I'm on as of
- 1:02:46course, I'm as like you're sitting over there with no pants on. Nigga,
- 1:02:50I'm on as Wow, Mike, Mike, wasn't It wasn't exactly put
- 1:03:00out the monkey ladder? Exactly where's going money? Who do you have in
- 1:03:08your race to cheer for? Nigga? Ouy monkey? This is my ancest
- 1:03:16is my native native, Native Native Land. I don't need a green card
- 1:03:21or visa. I'm boring. You don't know any jock dancer guy like to
- 1:03:25soar his words? All right, anyway, let me see this carefully then,
- 1:03:30if I don't want to see too broad, no say what in general
- 1:03:34terms? Those it's not you. You can't say it without sounding how you're
- 1:03:44sounding. All right, ready, let me ask you this, what's the
- 1:03:46what's the stereotype? It whe's the stereotype generalization around the Kardashians. They do
- 1:03:52what explored black man, they have black babies and then go back to white
- 1:03:57men. No, right, a wrong? Okay, is that the generalization
- 1:04:00on the same thing. That's what happened, the same things, it's same.
- 1:04:03But that's the Kardashians. We're gonna put the Kardashians to all white America.
- 1:04:09I didn't say, oh no, they are generally are the poster child
- 1:04:13for interracial dating. Yes, absolutely, they all have maxed kids. There's
- 1:04:17a post jod for interractal dating that makes kids. It's court yeah and Kendall,
- 1:04:23but you kids because you got But they are the they are, then
- 1:04:29they are the postern He better not sure. But I'm not just gonna be
- 1:04:34like, oh, Kardashians white white women. I'm not gonna do that.
- 1:04:40There is there There is not a better poster for white America the Kardashians.
- 1:04:46Taylor Swift, I don't know, I sounded very cool, Okay, Yeah,
- 1:04:53I'm not talking about like, but you like Taylor Swift, white America.
- 1:04:58There's two different types of white American tell us or Kim Karda. Taylor
- 1:05:01Swift isn't the one that's interracial dating. It's Travis Kelcey. That's what y'all
- 1:05:04keep sucking up hanging around and she's not. And Dougie day down, like,
- 1:05:15what's the nigga that that Kylie's dating? Now? Fucking who should the
- 1:05:19Timothy Timothy, Timothy Shallaman or whatever is isn't the interracial dating one. It
- 1:05:25was Kylie. So like Taylor Swift isn't the one we're talking about here.
- 1:05:28It's just look, yeah, you just gotta look around beyond see what it
- 1:05:33is, what it is, see Look it's for them. I'll say,
- 1:05:40listen, I feel like the things you see is a lot smaller fraction than
- 1:05:43what's actually out there. No, yes, yes, is it more common
- 1:05:47to see a white a white dude with a black one or a black dude
- 1:05:50with a white girl, thank you mayor promise you see a yeah. But
- 1:05:56Mike's statement was saying that they were going to have fun with him and just
- 1:05:58leave them. But we don't even see that to happen. So it's just
- 1:06:00like, do you think that they're white? Men out here to black women.
- 1:06:03Sure, yeah. Do you think that I'm saying I'm saying buying large?
- 1:06:10Do you think that ends up as a fling or as a Seriously,
- 1:06:13it's just me making assumptions. No, no, No, I'm serious.
- 1:06:15Make an assumption, like what is your best guess? Assume something, guess,
- 1:06:18take a guess if you had, if you had to pick one,
- 1:06:21they I got a gun your head. Pick one? Do white dude,
- 1:06:25do black a white man stick with black women? Or it's just for fun?
- 1:06:27Pick one now, pick one? Pick one? Pick one. I
- 1:06:30never just white women. Bow like you got to pick one with your pickin
- 1:06:34there's a lot of different demographics. Doctor waffle is waffles. Pick one.
- 1:06:41I won't because at the end of the day, the that's the stereotyping.
- 1:06:47Stereotypes come from somewhere bro most of the time, time, most of the
- 1:06:51times, and sometimes it can come from some bullshit. I feel like this
- 1:06:57may be a form of that bullshit protable. You see, you don't,
- 1:07:01you don't see. You don't have to prove things wrong, prove it right.
- 1:07:08You see more white women dating black men, then you see black women
- 1:07:13dating white men. Yes, okay, so that one happens often. You
- 1:07:18see it, Okay, the other one you don't. But I just ask
- 1:07:21you if there's black women out here fucking white men, and you said yes
- 1:07:25right away. I mean, why don't you see Yes, Yeah, it's
- 1:07:28happening. If yours been to college, well you've been to college, you
- 1:07:30know what's happening. Yeah, but it doesn't happen as much as the alternatives.
- 1:07:34It still doesn't happen as much. So obviously I'm not going to see
- 1:07:38the marriages as much, right right, it's yes, what you're saying,
- 1:07:45it's true. Yes, but it is happening. It is happening, and
- 1:07:49you very rarely see it. Go forward, rarely see the opposite, Go
- 1:07:54forward to what you see white women all the time. All of those relationships
- 1:08:00end in marriage. No, but we're not saying all though, I'm saying,
- 1:08:01you see that go a lot further than the other fastly or even I'm
- 1:08:08not gonna say a professional sportsfessional sports, it's all white, it's all Look
- 1:08:14at professional sports. Just look at professional sports. That's a bad example.
- 1:08:16That's not that's not that's not showing real society. Look at it right there.
- 1:08:23You have to you have to pick like a segment like nothing's ever going
- 1:08:27to know that doesn't nothing's ever gonna apply to all of society. There's nothing's
- 1:08:30ever gonna apply to all if those aren't average human beings. But nothing's like
- 1:08:33there's there's no nothing's ever gonna apply on all society. So you got to
- 1:08:36pick a like group to look at it, to take something that's different than
- 1:08:41the NFL, because that's professional sports, because most professional sports are look at
- 1:08:45look at look at celebrities in general, look at rappers, look at artists,
- 1:08:48look look at what that sounds. Also, Michael B. Jordan's just
- 1:08:54look at look at professional look at popular people in general. M Okay,
- 1:09:00there's a lot more that one. The white female, all right, I
- 1:09:03won't white Black marriages and US according to the Census Bureau two thousand nine nine,
- 1:09:13two thousand and nine. So that's the best we got. That's the
- 1:09:17best we got. You can only assume that it's going to be a higher,
- 1:09:20it's gonna trend higher. So I just I don't care about the numbers.
- 1:09:25I'm talking not like the action. I'm talking about the difference between the
- 1:09:29two. Yeah, right, black husband, white wife three hundred and fifty
- 1:09:33four thousand marriage. We were never not saying this didn't happen. That's what
- 1:09:38I'm saying. I'm saying the differences we're talking about saying one is a lot,
- 1:09:42one's up here, one another now here. As far as occurrent,
- 1:09:45that's all I'm saying. But you also said something that we can't track,
- 1:09:48which is dating and just them being together number marriages. So I'm talking about
- 1:09:55serious well end up with marriages and wives that it's just keep it going.
- 1:10:00It's all right, it's I don't know white husband, black wife numbers from
- 1:10:10fourteen years ago. It's just like, what are we doing? Like I
- 1:10:13said, you can only assume that it's gonna turn on you. Yeah,
- 1:10:15it would turn high. It's like, yeah, they're gonna catch up and
- 1:10:19double yeah either way. Wait, what was the numbers? One was three
- 1:10:28hundred and fifty four thousand, One was one ninety six, which was which
- 1:10:31you can guess which ones? Why don't you guess? I think you know
- 1:10:35which? Don't ask me? Black husband, white wife? Way higher?
- 1:10:40Okay, doubled you never seen, never seen the interracial couple when when it's
- 1:10:45the reverse and be like, yo, that don't look that's what we saw
- 1:10:49that we said, that's the bad kind that looks weird. Look is it?
- 1:10:55Let you find him at I don't how it's had approve of that man.
- 1:11:01They always look like Paul walk that past the dinner test. That's crazy.
- 1:11:08All I'm saying is for every white guy that sucks a black woman for
- 1:11:11fun, there is a black guy that fucks a white woman for fun.
- 1:11:13So we I understand that I'm talking. It's probably more than three to one,
- 1:11:21That's what I was saying. But we don't have those movie We can't
- 1:11:25just we're just making up like, oh, this amount goes from marriage,
- 1:11:28this mount goes not marriage. Yeah, you can never one hundred percent confirm
- 1:11:31it, but you can assume it's not that serious. Just make it up
- 1:11:36and you're telligent enough to make a guess. But we've been on this plant
- 1:11:40thirty years and I think we can safely see what we see. I see
- 1:11:45one a lot more. We all see one a lot more. It's a
- 1:11:48lot more. It's not it's I don't even know why we're doing this.
- 1:11:53I know we like numbers and actual dude, but like some things you can't
- 1:11:58some things you can't track like that, you just gotta go by what's going
- 1:12:01on around you? And I see all one all a hell of a lot
- 1:12:04more than I do the other strictly going off the vibes here, not even
- 1:12:09the vibes, just my eyes, my eye vibes, my eye vibes,
- 1:12:15my life vibes, my experience vibes. Who my college vibes, Okay,
- 1:12:20high school vibes is definitely the other way though. Are you doing this anyway?
- 1:12:26No, don't, don't what do stop? Stop stop stop stop,
- 1:12:31don't let him don't do it? You know? He said my life wives,
- 1:12:34and I'm like, I was just thinking about my life. I'm like,
- 1:12:38yeah, what's what's what's? What's the vibes? That there's more black
- 1:12:42women married to white men than vice versa. That all I can't we I
- 1:12:46don't, I don't, I don't, all right, So what come?
- 1:12:50Moving on? Hey, you're trying to pay for Twitter? Hell? No,
- 1:12:55all right, but they are paying. No. Never did he was
- 1:13:00with two numbers, just like the numbers my life vibes. It's crazy.
- 1:13:11I wasn't with either one of them. Yeah, yeah, I believe you
- 1:13:16never dated a white woman. I believe he didn't just hang around with him
- 1:13:21for fun, just hang around with definitely hung around white people. I never
- 1:13:28dated one. Never. No, you did not say will you be my
- 1:13:30girlfriend to a white woman? No, you were out here now and noodling.
- 1:13:38I've never did. Come on, cue, I never question what question?
- 1:13:43You never what nigga? What's your question? Hold on, hold on,
- 1:13:45yo, stop this nigger so much? How many? How many of
- 1:13:51your black female friends? I've been engaged to white men. I can name
- 1:13:58a couple of or married. I can name a couple of them. That's
- 1:14:00why I said, with my high school I can name a couple how many?
- 1:14:03How many words, I can name four that are married to white to
- 1:14:08white men white. I can't name people that we graduated with. That's that's
- 1:14:14married to white women. Engaged. No, I can't name any of us
- 1:14:16married to white women. Engaged or were engaged. You said with the conversation
- 1:14:21with the conversation was married? Right now? Q came. He said,
- 1:14:30I'm not gonna say anything. All I'm gonna say is Kanye. I'm not
- 1:14:33gonna say which race. The conversation was marriage, not engaged. That was
- 1:14:41the conversation. Word semantics. You win that round. They didn't get married.
- 1:14:45They didn't, So that's that doesn't go along with your scheme when you
- 1:14:49lose Jesus Christ your scheme. So back to Twitter, Keenan fans are like
- 1:14:55yeah, because they don't know kid. They're like, it's just nigga talking
- 1:15:03about No, they're not like kids, actually, right, Rare Keenan w
- 1:15:12And I'm like, he's all right, but he's not real because he's lying.
- 1:15:16I'm not lying. Our friend group has three of them in it,
- 1:15:20like our friend group who or had three, I believe there's only one right
- 1:15:27now? Two? So again, what the what numbers are we pulling out
- 1:15:33our ass? All right? Hey man? Because we got real like trying
- 1:15:42to try Keenan and they lose because out here trying to puff their chest up
- 1:15:48and they lose. Oh my god, you said they come back from hiatus
- 1:15:53and they still take it. L Chris you make says you don't have to
- 1:16:04do that. I'm trying you're not mad at then, I'm trying to get
- 1:16:11mad at that, mad at him at we know one black kick with a
- 1:16:15black guy that fire this done. We're still getting the flame. I got
- 1:16:24hot ship for him. And it's not over. It's not over, but
- 1:16:29it's over for y'all. For yall because me and him and him and me
- 1:16:38and this nigga. No, he's full of shit. Shit, but I
- 1:16:45my friend, it will stop. First off, these niggas can't remember have
- 1:16:48to people they graduated with. So I'm a Friday as we got to talk
- 1:16:51about the theater club. We talk about niggas we still talk to No no,
- 1:16:55no no, we're talking about called the fucker me. But you just
- 1:17:03talk about in our life, in my life. I know we're just set.
- 1:17:10He wanted to reach out nigga nigga racists, do do do do do
- 1:17:41with him? It wasn't he was in Pittsburgh, he was. I was
- 1:17:45doing nothing of my business. Papers A bitch looked white with makeup on anyway,
- 1:17:56huh trash ass birthday makeup? Who WHOA? I don't know what we're
- 1:18:00doing, but I don't really don't know what. Pull it out the magic
- 1:18:04bullets because we got a friend you are, what the fuck that shit cover?
- 1:18:15And how to hit it twice right from the grass. You know black
- 1:18:18women need straight too. We've been going on love who you love, Love
- 1:18:29who you love. It doesn't mean I could comming on can't comment about the
- 1:18:32numbers on it. Fact speaking of love. Jada Pinket Smith, she's full
- 1:18:38of shit too. Yeah, she need to stop this like my uncle y'all.
- 1:18:41Yeah, yeah, she does weird like I feel like she wakes up
- 1:18:45every day and goes, how can I embarrass this man? It's how can
- 1:18:50I show the world I don't love him like I don't love No, not
- 1:18:53only do I not love him, I don't respect him because Brom, you
- 1:18:56gonna post that fucking video. We get it, Yea. I was in
- 1:18:59the fucking art class together. We've seen that shit d He's dead, very
- 1:19:03much dead. He's dead. Maybe it's like a someone needs to hold her
- 1:19:10by the head, shake her head and say he is dead. Maybe you
- 1:19:14know what, we know what we need to do that Will Smith? Uh
- 1:19:21yeah, but you know and and uh, what's that movie? I bet
- 1:19:26Will Smith one of the first niggas I try to go to Mars. He's
- 1:19:30getting the fun out of here, just doing shit. I bet you that's
- 1:19:32the next big movie. I bet you. I bet you he on Elon
- 1:19:34must first, he's on the next submersible. That he's gonna get his own
- 1:19:41submersible. I watched n he already freed over in the world's biggest pool.
- 1:19:45He's going up next. Probably he went down. He he tried to go
- 1:19:49down and couldn't get nowhere. It came back, nas go, don't go
- 1:19:53horizons. He's gonna do like the longest one of the longest. Boss.
- 1:19:57You gonna do that shit? That Amelia her white boy, the white guy,
- 1:20:01yea, by himself. That got bit stupid Maclamore, dumb ass not
- 1:20:08his name. It almost died, yea. His dumb ass get in mere
- 1:20:15cooler than me. He must have been trying to cut shortcut doing like by
- 1:20:18snake, because that's a banker. But no, so she post, she
- 1:20:21posted, she posted that same same video with the video but then rapping the
- 1:20:27Wilmiths. Yeah, that's weird. And then for her do you see what
- 1:20:30she posted for his birthday? I'm sorry, I hope you were born this
- 1:20:32little Smith's birthday. Pretty much all she did was thinking for her kids.
- 1:20:38Hey man, if that's all she thinks about it, that's all they kind
- 1:20:41of got from that. She said, I'm so glad you were born on
- 1:20:43this day. Without you, I would not experience the greatest joy in my
- 1:20:45life, the love of her family on this divine side, on this divine
- 1:20:49as signment we've chosen to walk together. I'm grateful for the well laughter,
- 1:20:53blah blah, blah blah, thank you for helping me learn embrace it all
- 1:20:56with a smile. Here still a hundred plus more birthday is full of growth,
- 1:20:58acceptance, enjoy. Hey, man, that's their relationship. I love
- 1:21:01you or nothing like that helped me. Yeah, that's that's it. The
- 1:21:10girl cousin's gonna jump at the next family something. Something's so weird, bro,
- 1:21:15Like, man, I'd be feeling bad for him, all right.
- 1:21:18Got to give question, yea, at what point did we start blaming this
- 1:21:21nigga? Now? Like, at what point is enough? It's enough?
- 1:21:25After the slap is when you blame him? Really at that he was going
- 1:21:28so hard because he didn't have to do that. Yeah, that's something because
- 1:21:33but like I said, I feel like that anger was that anger was coming
- 1:21:35from somewhere else, like he was upset about something else. He had to
- 1:21:39best situations. Yeah I stopped. He's mad at the fact that he's a
- 1:21:44thing. Damn. Yeah, So at what point do you start? All
- 1:21:46Right, nigga, keep embarrassing you. This is on you now. We
- 1:21:49can't we can't keep defending you can't like nigga. She didn't who she is.
- 1:21:54He didn't ask us to. He didn't ask us to. He likes
- 1:21:56it. He maybe he has an embarrassment kink. Maybe he does. He's
- 1:22:00got it. You're you're on something. Maybe has a humiliation trade market,
- 1:22:05trade market, put it on the HAPs, he said, put on the
- 1:22:10hands. Will Smith has a humiliation put up another parents just don't understand or
- 1:22:20do the fans. Or he's just getting his shit off. He's getting it.
- 1:22:26Could be that's not getting Yeah, that's that's the point for her blatant
- 1:22:31disrespect in front of everybody. What you're doing on the low, you're getting
- 1:22:36your ship off the side. That's the case. If I'm getting my shit
- 1:22:39up, you get your shirt off on the low. Too easy. But
- 1:22:42a dead man, I don't think she can or just do. She did
- 1:22:45it allowed with the live nigga too. You just allowed chick like did it
- 1:22:49real lout with August That well, that was afterwards, after they were done
- 1:22:54that it came out, but as the fact that it still happened, and
- 1:22:57then they made it a whole big thing, red table talking to sit at
- 1:23:00the table and cry. That was first of all that was the worst thing
- 1:23:02ever. I had an entanglement, actually I had an entang No, bitch,
- 1:23:06she was sucking another nigga. I'm lying. Just keep it at that.
- 1:23:11Stop, don't give it a fancy name. Yeah, but we'll knew
- 1:23:13that they were doing that though. It's not like she about bringing them on
- 1:23:16a fucking thing, like you don't gotta do all this. You're not doing
- 1:23:20this, come on, like, you don't gotta do all no, Like
- 1:23:24I'm sure everything that happened they agreed on it, So it's not like she's
- 1:23:26doing and it didn't. See they will agree that put this bitch in a
- 1:23:30song. It didn't seem that way. No August did that. That had
- 1:23:31nothing to do with them. How many will side chicks have made a song
- 1:23:35about him? And none of them singers? How do you know? But
- 1:23:39but no, no nigga, No, no, you don't know numbers?
- 1:23:42How do you know? How do you know? How we bitch? How
- 1:23:45do you know? How do you know? How do you look out for
- 1:23:51afromatic? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what this side? What side?
- 1:23:57But just he got okay, that's true. He keeps on the wraps
- 1:23:59and never had never Maybe Jenny pick A better side, Dick. I don't
- 1:24:02know, like fast she went from defending it to being real nigga. Thanks,
- 1:24:10but again, what that gotta do with Will Will down tell August to
- 1:24:13put the song out right? Yeah? So again what that guy? She
- 1:24:17probably got on the goddamn show. What do you will sit? But I'm
- 1:24:20saying I'm sure we Will agreed to get on the show. It's not It's
- 1:24:25not about Will agreed to. It's about her having the fucking idea. You
- 1:24:28know what we should do wed this had you don't know what you're doing happen
- 1:24:33you shut the fuck up. Don't say love it just exploiting why she posted
- 1:24:38that this is happening and come back into con Yeah, so leave my family.
- 1:24:43Families even though we don't bang with I don't know they not even I
- 1:24:45don't think you would like it over there, to be honest, I think
- 1:24:47you hate it. Listen, we don't really bang her. Like I said,
- 1:24:50the female cousin's gonna beat her ass. Next family again, nothing you
- 1:24:54hung out with that family like these niggas are weird. Oh, they're definitely
- 1:24:58weird. You wouldn't weird, You wouldn't to be around that. It's definitely
- 1:25:00weird. I mean, you can't pick your family. You can't, but
- 1:25:03you picked that family. I didn't pick the most This nigga's crazy nigga.
- 1:25:17Eighteen year nineteen year olders like what the was this? I didn't pick that
- 1:25:23family. I was how old are you? The twenty year olders like,
- 1:25:28what the fuck is this nigga? He said, it's a pranks are the
- 1:25:31nigga born in two thousand and three? The nigga born at the nine elevens?
- 1:25:34Like this nigga is wild? Yeah? Man, I didn't choose this
- 1:25:42nigga. But he said, you don't choose like he dropped the gym,
- 1:25:45Like yeah, Like that's just life, man, like that. You don't
- 1:25:50choose your family, bro, It's like, man, oh my god,
- 1:25:54what else you could pick your nose? You could pick your friends. Okay,
- 1:25:57thank you, thank you for these gyms. Uh Jesus bro Uh.
- 1:26:04Speaking of not picking family, Blue Facing and Crishawn never should have picked.
- 1:26:10They picked each other. They did they never should have did they never should
- 1:26:13have And then they kept picking each other. Yeah, and they keep doing
- 1:26:15it and they need they First of all, I need somebody to step in,
- 1:26:19whether it be shouting services CPS. I need them to step in,
- 1:26:24the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Just I need somebody about Ukraine. Get this
- 1:26:30baby away, somebody. You know, when the dude was buying the girl
- 1:26:34was buying something for the boyfriend at the store and they had the Ukraine frag
- 1:26:38on larryus. But yeah, somebody needs to step in and stop this ship
- 1:26:42because Obama would have been sent the drone. Obama would have been drone.
- 1:26:46He loves children, do that. Krishawn Junior wouldn't stand the chance of Obama's
- 1:26:51in office. Blow them Smith Room bomb and brown Babies just blow them up.
- 1:26:58But yeah, so this nigga bombs over Blue the first way, the
- 1:27:02first day that happened with this ship. I hate the fact that, first
- 1:27:05of all, I hate the fact that it's just constantly in our face.
- 1:27:09But the first thing that happened was Chris Shawn was in Walmart and she was
- 1:27:14shopping the most ghetto this is already the most ghetto was in Walmart. Yeah,
- 1:27:19She's in Walmart and somebody got a picture of her and her baby.
- 1:27:21She had like a chess carrier and he's just fucking dangling and just hanging out
- 1:27:28halfway out the fucking thing and people. Yeah it's fresh newborn with no next
- 1:27:33support and she's just standing there, you know what I'm saying. Like she
- 1:27:36was like, oh, I have my bags. She had one trying to
- 1:27:39defend herself. She was like, yeah, I have my bags. I'm
- 1:27:41shopping. She's like, I'm tired. And she was like, if you,
- 1:27:43like you could have helped me instead of taking a picture. I agreed
- 1:27:45with that for somebody with the on the level that she's on, for her
- 1:27:50to come to that conclusion, But also that's not their child. Yeah,
- 1:27:56you know what I'm saying, if a stranger and and and nobody's trying to
- 1:27:59help you in something go wrong, yeah, knowing and next show, first
- 1:28:01stupid act. And she's not the most personable person. We've seen her fighting.
- 1:28:06We've seen her up exactly knowing for fighting. Somebody's not gonna be like,
- 1:28:13oh I should helpsan she's nice, Like, nobody's gonna women. You're
- 1:28:15going for fighting niggas too, exactly. So one thing she was like this
- 1:28:19nice, yeah girl, not like she's so bipolar. One day, one
- 1:28:24day she's nice and she's like I just love Jesus. Monster. Yeah,
- 1:28:28next day she's a monster. So very crazy and then just today was it
- 1:28:32today, yesterday, last night? At this point, fucking blue Face.
- 1:28:38I'm so happy I didn't see this like happen in Live Theas. Yeah,
- 1:28:43I thought I did, but apparently I didn't. Didn't do it good enough.
- 1:28:45Job. You gotta do blue and face separate and then put the words
- 1:28:48together. Movie. This niggawe all the misspellings. This nigga tweeted a picture
- 1:28:57of his own son's private parts and said, I don't even know anybody.
- 1:29:02I don't even know what the caption said. It was really dumb. So
- 1:29:05he has like some crazy medical condition and so he was like the sun.
- 1:29:11Yes, he's like y'all was out there. He's like, you know,
- 1:29:14you doing blah blah blah, and my son is in fucking pain, like
- 1:29:17showing like look look at this, like this is what he look look at
- 1:29:20it? And she out here doing whatever. I didn't know that. No,
- 1:29:25yeah, like that medical help, Yeah, like one hundred million percent.
- 1:29:31He just got two of the worst fucking parents you could probably ask,
- 1:29:34oh my god, nah yeah. Yeah. So he tweeted that, and
- 1:29:38then he tried to say that he was hacked. Obviously he wasn't He was
- 1:29:42just trying to make a point. Yeah, not realizing that he posted a
- 1:29:46child pornography because you recorded in the dumb ass and yeah, apparently she sent
- 1:29:55him the picture and then he posted the picture. That's crazy. Why why?
- 1:30:00So it's crazy you were fortunate enough not to be scrolling the timeline when
- 1:30:03it's popped up. It must have happened right after I got on. So
- 1:30:06you look at it picture. You have no idea what you're looking at.
- 1:30:09I did not. You have zero clue what you're looking at it. You
- 1:30:13cannot like I thought, I saw the umbilical cord. Yes that's all.
- 1:30:16That's all you can make at that. But that's so imagine a lower half
- 1:30:20of a baby's body and you see in a biblical cord. You can't make
- 1:30:24out anything else. That's how fucked up his situation is. Yeah, you
- 1:30:29got like like swollen like testicles or something like it looks smoke like I had
- 1:30:34no idea what I didn't know if the baby was upside down his head.
- 1:30:39Yo, He's like, it's that fucked up. What the fuck am I
- 1:30:44even looking at all? You can only tell us in biblical cord because you
- 1:30:46can, like you can see the you know the little uh clip, Yeah,
- 1:30:54that thing you can see the clip bro that that somebody asked to step
- 1:30:57in. And it's a damn shame that both sides of their family are so
- 1:31:00fucked up, like especially his mom. Blue Faces mom is probably worse than
- 1:31:03both of them. We've seen Chris Shawn's family. They're just her. Her
- 1:31:08dad is crazy, her sister's crazy. So I don't I don't know,
- 1:31:11man, cps gotta, and the whole world is watching this shit go down.
- 1:31:15It's just like and next I read something today. I don't know if
- 1:31:18this is true or not because I don't really look into this as much.
- 1:31:23But he has like a separate medical condition the baby, some like disease or
- 1:31:31something that's caused by like a missing a missing piece of a chromosome, and
- 1:31:38like his cho chromosome four. Yeah, it's like a missing piece of a
- 1:31:42chromosome. No, that's extra chromosomes. He's missing a piece of one.
- 1:31:45So it like like the baby apparently looks a little funny. Unfortunately, the
- 1:31:53way to say that, I like, not he's not special, you know
- 1:31:56what I mean, But like looks a little yes, and it looks like
- 1:31:59exactly like the example pictures of like this disease. But like she's the feed
- 1:32:03on. I mean, she was she drinking Smok't she drinking and smoking during
- 1:32:11this pregnancy. So like, I'm not shocked that this baby has any type
- 1:32:15of complications. What I'm saying so because she and she was under all type
- 1:32:19of stress. She was touring while pregnant. She's just all over the place.
- 1:32:24He says she tried to He tried to kill it multiple times. I
- 1:32:26feel's pregnant. She over at trking on stage pregnant. It could be worse
- 1:32:32things. I think drinking and smoking. Well, well, the fact that's
- 1:32:42a reoccurring thing because she was on tour, so she was going out performing
- 1:32:45late night songs. Should be home, Yeah she's not. She's not resting.
- 1:32:51I don't know that she No, No, she's performing. She has
- 1:32:56songs. She shouldn't have songs. She shouldn't. But that that ship,
- 1:33:00she was performing, she was doing all that shit. And and there's no
- 1:33:03way she was eating right, No way she had the right nutrition. She
- 1:33:08wasn't resting in themselves. Yeah, it's no, it's no surprise that this
- 1:33:11baby has Yeah probably yeah, Oh my god. So I hope somebody steps
- 1:33:18in and takes that shot away because this baby and I don't, I don't,
- 1:33:23I don't ever really, Yeah, they could go to jail unless that's
- 1:33:25what's going on. CPS is building up a case because this ship is clearly
- 1:33:29under a microscope and we all see it. I just there's no way that
- 1:33:31somebody's not watching, like, all right, we're gonna take this baby as
- 1:33:33soon as we get enough going. I think it's enough. I think it
- 1:33:41was enough because they haven't born. Yeah it was. But also at the
- 1:33:44same time, I guess because they haven't necessarily harmed the baby at this point,
- 1:33:47they're just bad parents. So they're hard, they're they're the worst parents.
- 1:33:51Sounds enough to me. But yeah, it's brighter pressures, brighter bashments
- 1:33:59for sure. Oh yeah, yeah, that should be a good time.
- 1:34:04I'm ready is gonna be performing at the halftime for the Super Bowl. I'm
- 1:34:11excited about it. I'm giddy about it. A lot of people hate,
- 1:34:15we're kind of hating why, we're kind of saying that, where's your I've
- 1:34:20seen, thankfully my Twitter, I haven't seen no hating. Well, a
- 1:34:25lot of people might say haters, So he's gonna get the hater algorithm.
- 1:34:28Hate very true, makes sense. He's like, what was they hating for?
- 1:34:31Like, what was they hate? A lot of people were saying that
- 1:34:35it's too black, No, like it's us are big enough celebrity number one
- 1:34:39to be doing the halftime? Who the fuck though? Where's your algorithm?
- 1:34:44Damn? I've seen a lot of white people. I'm seeing what I saw.
- 1:34:49I literally just seen the white dude dance and talking about, oh,
- 1:34:51I can't wait for this song. He had a chirk half well, wasn't.
- 1:34:56Yeah, no, No, he's gonna bring out what I am that's
- 1:34:59going to blow the roof off like he I saw people saying like if he's
- 1:35:04a big enough person or does he have enough pop hips to do? Yes?
- 1:35:09I saw people saying, I hope he doesn't play anything schools music.
- 1:35:12He's going to Well, he's definitely gonna do it, like that's the DJA
- 1:35:15that is gonna do. Oh my god. He had a whole pop error,
- 1:35:20which that's why there was a decline in his music pop. I agree,
- 1:35:25yeah, but that he has you have to do boyfriend zone, that's
- 1:35:30kind of like that pop. Let's not do that. Let's he's gonna do
- 1:35:32some type of variations. It's his newest song, please do not Yes,
- 1:35:35he don't. Let's be dropping an album like, yeah, I don't want
- 1:35:39to hear anything from it. We shouldn't hear anything now, we shouldn't anything
- 1:35:44anything, No, no, nothing from anything past two niggas are thinking as
- 1:35:49fans think of it as usher. What better way than promote your album than
- 1:35:55to play a song from your album. That's the worst. That's the worst
- 1:35:59way to doing lessons and doesn't biggest they're not. It's literally not a big
- 1:36:09say. It's not the right place to do it. When everyone's like,
- 1:36:12what are they gonna let him do that? Like, doesn't they let him
- 1:36:16do it? The artist pays to be a right now, it's like Apple
- 1:36:19Music, Yeah what Apple Music is paying? And I'm pretty sure Apple Music
- 1:36:23or whoever's the charge is gonna be like no, yeah, yes, it's
- 1:36:29a good opportunity, a great opportunity to run y'all shutting that down way too
- 1:36:33quickly. I hit it. It's a great opportunity, But I don't think
- 1:36:36that's a good idea. I think if he's in front of the whole world,
- 1:36:39you're gonna perform a song that nobody knows. If it's a banger a
- 1:36:42banger. It's like you gotta go with the hits. You gotta go to
- 1:36:47performing of dish magnitude for this place you don't want to have any room for
- 1:36:53like play it safe man, Yeah, play and caught up, keep it
- 1:36:59simple, to let it out. Of all his newest songs, the only
- 1:37:03one I could see I would see him doing is the one that he did
- 1:37:06with the city girls where he's out there skating because you know he's gonna be
- 1:37:09on roll, probably will have a ro, so he's I can see him,
- 1:37:14can see that happening because they ain't let no goddamn city girls do the
- 1:37:16half time. They're not gonna be there, but he'll do the song.
- 1:37:18But yeah, but that song is the same. That song is the same
- 1:37:23BPM is the boyfriend shit, he's gonna be skating the open him. But
- 1:37:27nobody really likes it boyfriend song because it sucks the girls actually attraction behind it.
- 1:37:32How many months pronounced five? Yeah? Yeah? Five months? Germany?
- 1:37:41Huh you do like this? German start? German start? What they
- 1:37:45thought like because German three everything like Dirk do this, Yeah, Bridges do
- 1:37:50this. I thought there's a neighborhood. What did you start, I did
- 1:37:57start. I mean I think I do. Don't time to be the only
- 1:38:00time you used to be concern is if I start with my pinky. Yeah,
- 1:38:02I think everybody starts to name but my nerves. I can't my nerves.
- 1:38:06If I start like this, then you should be concerned. Sickles,
- 1:38:11all right. The real question is is he gonna do the Same Girl?
- 1:38:14No? No, my god, and not be answering it like no,
- 1:38:18you guys have been talking about r Kelly. No, it's gonna be I
- 1:38:26think it's gonna be a great show. That'd be crazy if like he like
- 1:38:28like he just puts like a little bit of that music in there. Apparently
- 1:38:32apparently Same Girl originally was supposed to be Usher and Tyrese. And apparently there's
- 1:38:42a Tyree's version of the same Girl out there somewhere. I would love to
- 1:38:45hear. I can already hear tyres Is on the phone begging. There's also
- 1:38:50mask there's a Tiree's version of the Same Girl out there somewhere. People got
- 1:39:00ain't got one, he got one. T Paint has done a lot of
- 1:39:03music that never came out, so I paid Apparently T Paint, Usher and
- 1:39:08Michael Jackson was having a song what yeah, yes, and it got leaked
- 1:39:12and Michael scrapped and then Michael was like, you got just fucked up yet
- 1:39:15back damn. But that song sounded horrible. Though it didn't sound good,
- 1:39:19it wasn't older after Butterflies, you're trying to stay young or invincible? Invincible
- 1:39:28yeah, mhm seeing someone confused or mad or I don't know. I think
- 1:39:33it was on both that you see the Usher announcements, like the people different
- 1:39:39people that did it. Oh yeah, Deon did it. Yeah, people
- 1:39:41are mad at Dedon for doing it, but they just hate Deon. What
- 1:39:45did you see the announcement for Usher? Whereas so like you remember the confession
- 1:39:50was like I'm in a studio man, Yeah, wells like they have various
- 1:39:55celebrities like act like deals on the phone. Marsha Lynch did it. That's
- 1:40:01the one that everybody's mad about. Because the fuck is Kim kardash and calling
- 1:40:04us because it's Kim Kardash is Kim Kardash We just said we we went over
- 1:40:09this, yeah, because she's she's white American female NA, not a nigga
- 1:40:15events. You know, it's not the bet wars, right, it's not
- 1:40:19it's super she got number. It should have been Kesha cold calling him.
- 1:40:27Don't know it was gonna be Maya. I don't know. It could have
- 1:40:30been like like like like deers. It would have been like now it's in
- 1:40:35these streets right now, no more? You not. It should have been
- 1:40:42Justin Bieber. It could have been Justin Bieber. Should have not could have
- 1:40:45it should have because that was his son. Yes, yes, so that's
- 1:40:48that's like he brings now if he brings out beabes now. But Bieber can't
- 1:40:55dance no more. Bro don't have anything to get him back in. Yes,
- 1:40:58five months you gotta dance. He's just got but it's just Super Bowl.
- 1:41:02You gotta be out there busting a move. You know what I'm saying
- 1:41:05a little bit. I'm not moving in that tick. Brod did what I'm
- 1:41:12saying, like, you don't have to dance five months to get it back
- 1:41:15there. That don't dance? Play? Are you do? You make fun
- 1:41:18of his eye? Huh? Because I was going to now I was talking
- 1:41:20about about disease joints in his bones and his eye. Sure let me need
- 1:41:27that deer. I wouldn't happen anymore. But you got a permanent smirk wrapping
- 1:41:33around. Now he good, Now he's better speaking of him. Did y'all
- 1:41:38hear that you heard a song on on the Diddy album? Have I said
- 1:41:41this already a thousand times? Yeah? He didn't see it about that song?
- 1:41:44Oh my god, that might be the best song on the album top
- 1:41:46three to me, I start out with that song like every time someone said
- 1:41:51they need a did he produced R and B album? But for just Justin
- 1:41:57Bieber. Maybe this will bring it back though, because he's been on hiatus
- 1:42:01hiatus, but even his last album is kind of like I mean, because
- 1:42:04he's dealing with he was dealing with that. Yeah, yeah, he need
- 1:42:08to get back in the studio with some niggas. Justin your first he's there,
- 1:42:12that acoustic version of scissors song. I didn't even listen to it yet.
- 1:42:15Yeah, that's good. So people was mad. Just don't say because
- 1:42:20people was mad that they had that. Yeah, Like, how come he's
- 1:42:26not focused on football because every second of his life? Yes, because you
- 1:42:30know he don't play no mo he coached. That was a great speech.
- 1:42:34That was a great speech. All these coaches just focused on beat me.
- 1:42:39I don't play no more. Now if I played, we would have won.
- 1:42:42I was like this niggas the goat if I played what he put one
- 1:42:45man, how'd you feel like at play? How did you feel about seeing
- 1:42:50them lose like that? Like film? It was gonna it was expect full
- 1:42:58of shit. Look tweets, Yeah, it's very funkweet the funny guy crack
- 1:43:02jokes. Look at this. Of course that's all you do now, And
- 1:43:06I'm gonna take your phone and log out of your Twitter and fucking log you
- 1:43:10into the pod page two. Bitch, I'm back. Stop fucking tweeting from
- 1:43:13you personal count yourself is bastard, right, you got a tweet on there
- 1:43:15now and I got like motherfucking full money more hundred million motherfucking impressions. Go
- 1:43:20get your ass on the podcast. I gotta be on there for that one.
- 1:43:24Last on that one I did the super Bowl was co wait like selfish
- 1:43:28bastard, same same trash. It's not a haters, yeah, being hard
- 1:43:32headed. Yeah now we're running up soon but Twitter, but yeah, I
- 1:43:42heard it, he'd be. He'd be responding to the YouTube comments where his
- 1:43:45personal ship go look at go look at Mike Twitter, because I'm on my
- 1:43:48YouTube. I did this. I think I did this today. Now,
- 1:43:53I always comment for my own personal because I want people to know, like
- 1:43:56I'm reading these comments go back. So it's always gonna be at Mike's tweets
- 1:44:00from the past, like a week or two. The only it's everything's negative.
- 1:44:04It's like making fun of somebody like a coach or whatever, about the
- 1:44:11fucking stupid ass show you watch, or the only thing positive is about your
- 1:44:15girl. That's it. Everything else you two about his negative, bro,
- 1:44:16every single thing. Yeah, it was the only thing I like hate.
- 1:44:21I hate everything but her hate. I hate everything, but I hate.
- 1:44:28I hate everything but her, and y'all that's it. That's why he gets
- 1:44:31that's why he sees the negative. You literally just get out here to hate
- 1:44:39because hate is funny. He probably has a list of haters you wanna hast
- 1:44:45Yeah, it's bare. It's barely praising the Eagles like you get like,
- 1:44:47you know, because you know what the nigga, damn did we suck again?
- 1:44:53And I gotta understand what winning What what I gotta understand is the funny
- 1:45:02comes from negativity. True funny doesn't come from oh my god, we're optimism
- 1:45:08and funny like it comes from negative feelings and turning that into comedy. So
- 1:45:15yeah, I'm a hater. I hate all this shit only like you,
- 1:45:18niggas and my girl. That's it. Some family members family, but that's
- 1:45:25a given, like you know, Yeah, but my family, my niggas,
- 1:45:30my girl, everything, everybody, everything else, fuck it. I
- 1:45:33don't care. It's open for jokes. I don't care, and hilarious.
- 1:45:38Yeah it plus my funniness. I've noticed, unfortunately I'm breaking out of that.
- 1:45:45The more depressed I am, the funnier I am, which is very
- 1:45:48nasty and toxic. Ruined you. It's over. She's ruined you. Yeah,
- 1:45:54and I'll happily be ruined. Yeah, I'll take these four dollars,
- 1:45:57four retweets, a tweet like Sam Smith came here. Yeah, you get
- 1:46:01that happiness. Nobody wants the happy you're breaking killer right now. Yeah,
- 1:46:09I can't summon those negative feelings. Drugs. He's happy happy. It's not
- 1:46:16the same every once in a moment. Man trolls music. Now, I
- 1:46:20love my life now, bitch, getting back to ask, Yeah, pop
- 1:46:25the adder rolls again, nigga gym. The drugs, yeah, man,
- 1:46:30but the drugs that You'll never be my favorite ex comedian I'm not a chill
- 1:46:38out and he just tweeted, of these days, take a sentiment a moment,
- 1:46:45and I was looking at somebody in one of these days, I'm gonna
- 1:46:47take it seriously. And this nigga went to comedy school. I got a
- 1:46:50draft, you know, because I got to sent him in a moment because
- 1:46:54I saw somebody that I was in that school with. Yeah, he started.
- 1:46:57He posted a flyer like, yeah, I'm doing a show like I
- 1:47:00rememberhen I iced to do that. I used to do shows. I was
- 1:47:01like, oh shit, it's like eight months ago. I used to go
- 1:47:06on stay and tell jokes like he retired like nine years ago. Yeah,
- 1:47:11I'm like, I have a platform even more. I'm never was. And
- 1:47:15I'm like, I don't happen. I'm too young to be. I never
- 1:47:17will. I just see my boy Gardener and I was like, yeah,
- 1:47:19my boy might trying to get back to the stand up this this before you
- 1:47:23even mentioned it. I I was telling him, Yeah, man, I'm
- 1:47:27I'm I'm getting back. I could utilize my platform that I have to tell
- 1:47:30jokes and work on my crafts so then we actually get on stage is polished.
- 1:47:34I do that. That's what I'm doing every weekending? Are you?
- 1:47:38Are you all this shit here? That the ship that I'm screwing out our
- 1:47:43gyms and eventually can be jokes? Now do I go back? Like you
- 1:47:46will eventually get a job? He owed you that one? Well, no
- 1:47:51he didn't because here Raye just said me and my pants match. So right
- 1:47:55now he's up one, which means I'm coming for your ass. No,
- 1:48:01no, hey, four play, I said full play you. Now.
- 1:48:08The thing is, I gotta go back and pick out you don't go back.
- 1:48:12You're not gonna do that. I don't, but that's I have to.
- 1:48:15But I just talk you know, were you about to say? Go
- 1:48:17back at what? Like? When you all? Right? You better listen
- 1:48:20to episodes, not even listening to episode even until like how is she gonna
- 1:48:24find it? You gotta listened listening episodes, go back to what I say,
- 1:48:27and then like, okay, that could be a seed for a joke
- 1:48:30there, or that could be the start of a joke there. I still
- 1:48:32write stuff down when I have thoughts to start. Yeah you want to?
- 1:48:36No, actually no, share the notes with them? Yeah, I can't
- 1:48:41wait. I have a note pad and I record on them. No shit,
- 1:48:47bro, I will say for me using this, it's gonna take me
- 1:48:53used to like using that keyboard, used to it. No, well we
- 1:48:59got this white no no, no, like like that's fine, but like
- 1:49:01your your layout is different compared to like it's slight back. It is a
- 1:49:06little different to no. So like the first time, like I was posting
- 1:49:10clips, like you saw that, Like I don't know now, but like
- 1:49:15like like when I was doing a hashtags, like there's so many steps to
- 1:49:17get to the fucking hashtag. It's one button, it's two Instagram is too,
- 1:49:25so like when you go there, you got to hit the symbols and
- 1:49:28then go to the second version of symbols. Oh, you're right, it
- 1:49:31is. I'm right. I'm never even I'm like, that's so extra,
- 1:49:34I'm so quickly do it. I don't recognize it has I'm sorry. You
- 1:49:42can hard press and do something? Can you hard press? Like do you
- 1:49:45like I'm not even have that? Yeah, we can. We can press
- 1:49:48your press certain things like to like if you have an S, you hard
- 1:49:53pressent make the with If you want to use the degree symbol, you just
- 1:49:57hard press zero degree. The more you no, the more you know sure,
- 1:50:00And it's an accent as MJ has uh told me over the mic,
- 1:50:05Niga said a big ass word earlier, but don't acquickly. Yeah, man,
- 1:50:11I got I got a different type of knowledge. I got a different
- 1:50:14type of knowledge. It's not it's not well rounded. I will say what
- 1:50:17you got for us, Monty. But who's going first? Because didn't Q
- 1:50:20say you wanted to do something? He said at the end this shit like,
- 1:50:25oh he's got it? Like uh like while the music's going, yeah,
- 1:50:30like Jesus Christ, all right, bet oh wow, we only like
- 1:50:35a couple because we'd rather do a whole you know. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:50:39I got you know. Okay, hopefully this person is still around our listening.
- 1:50:46But uh, let's see what wow? What is? What is your
- 1:50:51advice on how to move on after getting dumped? I was with my man
- 1:50:57for a year and he suddenly broke up with me last week, he said.
- 1:51:00I. He said, he's been thinking about doing this for the past
- 1:51:03three months. I've been sick a lot of this past year. Oh,
- 1:51:08I haven't been able to hang out with him as much. I asked him
- 1:51:11if that's why. He said, that's not just why, that's not all
- 1:51:17Christ. I'm really sad, but I just want to move on. I
- 1:51:20don't know what to do because this was my longest relationship. How long is
- 1:51:25this question? Get out there? And what is your advice on how to
- 1:51:28move on after get dump? I don't really really hit the pot Instagram,
- 1:51:30hit the pottagram? Pain away? I really, uh what these questions?
- 1:51:40Hit the pot Instagram? Yeah, what do you want him to do?
- 1:51:45Give me advice? Okay, I don't know what you're trying to do.
- 1:51:50I'll fuck the pain away. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back baby
- 1:51:59with a love. It was trying to get some advice. That's all.
- 1:52:02Uh, not time hills. All you gotta or on yourself, be sad,
- 1:52:09focus on whatever your health issues were. Yeah about that? Yeah,
- 1:52:13get that fixed out, focus on that. Allot yourself to be sad.
- 1:52:15It's a perfect time to get yourself together. Or don't let the don't fight
- 1:52:19the sad. Let it wash over you. Man. It's like a tidal
- 1:52:24wave. Man. Just let that ship wash over. The title go back
- 1:52:27down, man, just let it happen. Getting your feelings cry, whatever
- 1:52:31you gotta do. Put on some road waves and as some don't put on
- 1:52:35road waves, don't put on you put it rod wave you might drown and
- 1:52:41then you might put yourself in the bath. You're gonna follow the tip like
- 1:52:44louren Man waste man, real waste, bad John madness and teeth local teeth
- 1:52:59like it. But yeah, man, just just gotta let it happen,
- 1:53:05bro, ma'am and just a she if she hears she wanted. Yeah,
- 1:53:12bro, just let that you're happen, and like, keep focusing on you,
- 1:53:15like Q said, focus on your health and eventually life will. You
- 1:53:19know. It always seems like it's not good right now and it's hard and
- 1:53:24it'll be impossible, but shit gets easier every single day. May not be
- 1:53:28apparent, but a little bit easier every day, and you just gotta keep
- 1:53:31pushing, you know what I mean. I think everybody here has been through
- 1:53:38a break up at some point and shit ain't fun, but it is what
- 1:53:42it is. Yeah, be sad, then go and do some stuff that
- 1:53:44makes you happy. Where that's what Let's go through your whole face. You
- 1:53:48could do that. Yeah, next question I need. I'm about to start
- 1:53:51asking these people like when you ask questions, you do, uh see how
- 1:53:58that's crazy? Dates not even I'm just like just say how old you are?
- 1:54:00Ok? Yeah, them damn Like yeah, bro, like that was
- 1:54:08the loudest crack. I know the Mike picked it up. I didn't hear
- 1:54:12that. Sound like he whipped last looking Chira Practice videos said alright out the
- 1:54:26old lady, the one with the old at least she was a week.
- 1:54:29Somebody said they had a week, which the Patreon episode when it goes to
- 1:54:36Kypractice Patreon, I've been in the chiropractic. Now, let's don't please.
- 1:54:42I want to get a Rundger said it's not good for you, but only
- 1:54:45go once. One chip about doctor Johnson. Doctor Johnson, Oh you cracks
- 1:54:50out there. He's the chiropractic. You're still kicking. Don't worry. I've
- 1:54:55never killed anybody yet. So it's the ring nigger is like this dude.
- 1:55:00So it's popularized by doctor Johnson and Houston. Okay, Basically, there's this
- 1:55:05move where you lay on your back on the table. He takes like a
- 1:55:09wet towel. He wraps it around your like neck and it's like a decompresses
- 1:55:15your tires, locks your hips in the places hips to like hi. The
- 1:55:23head move, you know what I mean, slinky and a lot of it's
- 1:55:30another adjustment where people do that same thing, but it's like a little strap
- 1:55:33that they put on. But that's not I don't I don't want that.
- 1:55:38I want the raw cut. There's a guy in Jersey that does it too,
- 1:55:43like in like near in Edison. Now I'm going to check it out.
- 1:55:46Good luck once no once, it ain't got it done. Lance,
- 1:55:50he got it done. He called me Bro. It's like, this is
- 1:55:54probably one of two times he's ever called me, and he was like Bro.
- 1:55:58He's like, Yo, that shit changed my fucking life to call.
- 1:56:00Everybody knows it. We don't talk often, but he called me for that,
- 1:56:03like, Bro, that shit mad, I'm that shit. I'm different.
- 1:56:09He's like, you gotta do that bath, I'm breathing different. I'm
- 1:56:12like, oh, so I gotta set that up. We gotta do that.
- 1:56:15What you doing and just relax yourself, just correct because they say once
- 1:56:21you start, you gotta keep doing it. You gotta keep it. That
- 1:56:24is one thing I have heard. Really Yea, Once you go like you
- 1:56:27like go all the time, it's probably like any other fucking addiction you feel,
- 1:56:30it becomes it's like cracking your knuckles. Now you just chasing that cracking
- 1:56:36my back crack? How to chase the good crack and then like the first
- 1:56:42time you smoke that had wrong, like it I remember my first time.
- 1:56:48Yeah, next question, if you get a girl I G and she ended
- 1:56:53up not being interested, why does she still follow you? Am I thinking
- 1:56:57too deep? Or is it? Yes, nigga grow up social media Instagram
- 1:57:01and just remover it's not tender, or just be fucking or just don't it
- 1:57:06doesn't matter. Also, I think we need to also think like this.
- 1:57:12Women don't think like us as dudes. Like they'll still be okay with just
- 1:57:16interacting with you if you're just a human, like it was just normal,
- 1:57:23like a normal person. They're cool with having male friends. It's just friends,
- 1:57:28not even friends, it's social media. Yeah, Like, niggas,
- 1:57:30don't be like yeah yeah, men, that'll be like yo, if you're
- 1:57:33not sucking me, I don't even want to like, don't even block.
- 1:57:36I don't even want you to know my name. They don't even know me.
- 1:57:40You ain't got to do all that, yeah man, And honestly,
- 1:57:42and then if you're really doing your thing and doing eventually at some point circle
- 1:57:48the block. Random question off of that, what's your what's your most toxic
- 1:57:54social media trait, toxic social media trade? What is it? Come on?
- 1:58:03I'm yeah, I'll tell you. I don't text you back, but
- 1:58:10I like your Instagram story. I respond to that. What do you think
- 1:58:13he's saying? I don't know what you're talking about mine, it's bad,
- 1:58:18but like I'll be thinking about I'm following chicks that post pregnancies. I was
- 1:58:27literally just think about that because it was a girl that like, it was
- 1:58:30a girl that I followed. I don't even know who she is, and
- 1:58:30she I was like pregnant. I even I'm stranger danger, Who even are
- 1:58:35you? I don't see baby pregnant? Yeah? I definitely did am I
- 1:58:42doing here or engage all that shite? I literally, damn, it's good?
- 1:58:49Am I looking at this more by? I literally just like followed chicks
- 1:58:54just based on how they look obviously, and then like months down line like
- 1:58:57who the fuck is I've done that coming time? Like who, like who
- 1:59:00are you? And I'm like why am I? Oh? I still on
- 1:59:05fie Like I'm still on Fall, but I'm like I was like like who
- 1:59:09the fuck? And I check the musical? We have no mutual friend?
- 1:59:12Like why did I have to find this person? Yeah? Now if I
- 1:59:15people join on following me back, I'll follow. If it's joining that I
- 1:59:20don't even know in real life, and she don't follow me, and she
- 1:59:23and she's not and you like not even that bad, I'm gonna follow me
- 1:59:26even so if some gonna follows you, you're not that, You're not You're
- 1:59:30not a bad, You're not a true you're not a true baddy. You're
- 1:59:32not a bad. If you check that little following tab but you don't see
- 1:59:36your name in there, you're not paying. It's slow for you, baby,
- 1:59:39paying not ling. You're not one of goes nine point five. Yeah,
- 1:59:42you're not one of the nine point five That a team, not the
- 1:59:44use, You're not the use. I definitely big on the numbers, Like
- 1:59:50if I don't know, I'm not following you, danglusive. All right,
- 1:59:55Next question, what's the most fucked up movie you ever seen? Serbian film?
- 2:00:03A Serbian film, you don't want to know, You don't want to
- 2:00:10know the guy who pretty much he knows he's like trying to like make like
- 2:00:15the perfect porn or whatever. He's not doing anything. Wait, is that's
- 2:00:17what a Serbian film is? Yeah, he's not trying to do anything.
- 2:00:21So the movie is about this. He's not trying to do it. The
- 2:00:28movie is about a retire porn star. He's approached by like this shady guy
- 2:00:33who's trying to recruit him into like he's trying to make The guy is trying
- 2:00:36to make like like a new revolutionary porn movie or whatever, and he kind
- 2:00:43of takes him through these various, like and progressively creepier and weird situations that
- 2:00:48kind of pushed the boundaries of adult entertainment. And then it basically I'm not
- 2:00:56going to spoil the movie, but we can talk about this movie like ten
- 2:00:59times. It's just a very very a lot disturbing, disturbing in like and
- 2:01:04I mean disturbing, disturbing, like some of the most We've said it before,
- 2:01:09and I've seen I've seen movies like I've Spent on Your Grave American History,
- 2:01:15Eric Human Oh yeah, never mind. Human Sending People's the worst movie
- 2:01:19I've seen personally, I've seen. I've seen Human City, a Serbian film,
- 2:01:25is worse to me by far. It's I don't know, Human Sending
- 2:01:30People was fucked up. Bro. There was this movie on Netflix called Verifier.
- 2:01:34I know it's it's about to be October. It was some supposed to
- 2:01:39be like scary movie, but it was just like ridiculously gory and like people,
- 2:01:45it was like mutilation type yeah, and I was like, this is
- 2:01:48not enjoyable, so we just cut it off because it's like not even scary.
- 2:01:53I don't know who this is. We have sex after this, exactly
- 2:01:57a little sexual tension, slip out nothing, nothing, nothing, It's just
- 2:02:04slick. It's just slid achilles, whoop. This isn't sexy, splitting the
- 2:02:09penis open. It was like just hanging you up by your nipples, like
- 2:02:13some people won't be Miguel into that definitely that it was doing some freaky stuff
- 2:02:17on Steve. I don't have any songs where that's necess not a single one.
- 2:02:21Do you like your damn you? And that's adoring himself. Nigga's a
- 2:02:30freak running the whole plot. He's about to find out I'm the slick.
- 2:02:39I was reading what a snuff film is, Well that's what damn there?
- 2:02:45Yeah, okay, but yeah I did read the plot. Yeah, for
- 2:02:53our porn aficionados in America, Yes, what NBA players career is comparable,
- 2:03:00comparable to Simone Richards shot he made it to brassers and retired. She retired,
- 2:03:08That's what this person said. Fuck she made it to Okay. So
- 2:03:13someone made it to the league and just retired. He retired, almost cried.
- 2:03:21I don't know that is. I'm trying to think of somebody that made
- 2:03:24it the league. Brandon Roy. He didn't retire by che his knees.
- 2:03:30His knees disintegrated. Think of a player who just lost life retired. Who's
- 2:03:33that dude? There was like on the Magic does he I think he's still
- 2:03:38playing? Jonathan David, Jonathan Isaac, Noah, he didn't. He's he
- 2:03:42got injured. M I don't know, retired early off choice. It doesn't
- 2:03:48really happen much in the NBA. Ye didn't we draft that nigga? I'm
- 2:03:57pretty sure almost trade that. Yeah, he didn't like flying, Like what
- 2:04:00the fun did you think? Like the nigga? He was afraid of planes.
- 2:04:04He was like, I can't do this shit and you can't do nothing.
- 2:04:09Then like, yeah, now he's in a big nothing we can do
- 2:04:11for you, he's in a big three. I don't know that's a good
- 2:04:14question. I can't ask a political activist against the wrong. YEA, there
- 2:04:17was a young kid that just retired. I think we're thinking about it.
- 2:04:19They have an artist. Are we the same kid? No? Like the
- 2:04:24question what do you mean like we're thinking about it wrong, Like who's a
- 2:04:27good person that made it retire you? No, it's like like they've been
- 2:04:29around and then they got to the top and now they're going league. Was
- 2:04:36the magic that the Nigga ray for Austin That's what I was thinking too.
- 2:04:41But he was a street hoops legend major league for a little bit. He
- 2:04:44was he was a minute because he was on he was on the rockets for
- 2:04:47a while. He hopped around. But I'm thinking like niggas like like the
- 2:04:51way I'm hearing this, like they've been around the league and then they got
- 2:04:55the championship and then because it isn't like ass is just like making the big
- 2:05:00time like making the league. Yeah, so basketball Like yeah, I know
- 2:05:05that would be like question you get to the league like working through the g
- 2:05:10league, But there's not really. Adam Morrison beast in college in the NBA
- 2:05:15never did anything. He just made it to the NBA. He was like,
- 2:05:19but the piggyback on it. I like seeing the early like like the
- 2:05:27chicks you might have followed before they even got like they was like early only
- 2:05:30fans, and then they make it big and you see them on black or
- 2:05:33something like that. You're just like, makes he did it, honestly makes
- 2:05:36me proud he did thick ass Daphne on brass or something like like a proud
- 2:05:46dad. We did it, y'all. We did it, babe. We
- 2:05:49got you. We were here together. You went from that do rag act
- 2:05:57like you were one of the bros. And now you on the big time.
- 2:06:00Who want to Yeah, that's it. That's dropped the little thing.
- 2:06:04Now look all right, well that's the podcast. We're done. We'll see
- 2:06:13you next time. We're gonna I'm gonna run through everything real quick so you
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- 2:06:21keep giving us money. Fuck niggas it happened last time you said that,
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- 2:06:30made too much money for the first time. We're flying too close to the
- 2:06:35sun. Baby incobus got to mention, though, you think Key comes out
- 2:06:40for the super Bowl, so hit up the hit up the po box.
- 2:06:45No, but think about po box number two seven six, think about it
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- 2:08:41good that you came back. That was a good one. But when I
- 2:08:46saw that one, I was like, oh shit, like why that was
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- 2:09:01was that keenan on be in that discord because they be on Keen and ash
- 2:09:03in there bro they do sometimes they must love them a lot because they be
- 2:09:07every keen to get a get it while to get it, the getting that,
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- 2:09:18it on the keen and from afar. That's it, guys. I don't
- 2:09:22know what the fuck to tell you. We'll see how next time. Second
- 2:09:24times? Please peace up? The best back it is, alright, you
- 2:09:35what you got. I'm curious now so the segment, dude, it's not
- 2:09:43something we got we can do all the time, but saving it's called But
- 2:09:50we are ready to talk about that. I like it already. You drop
- 2:09:56a statement and nobody says anything. You just that's it. It literally,
- 2:10:01here's what it is. We already and my ideas. We make like a
- 2:10:05discord channel about it. Everybody can discuss it in there after or later.
- 2:10:11Do you have one to kick us off, y'all? I have one to
- 2:10:13kick us off, and y'all can think of one for next week, or
- 2:10:15we can't say nothing. You know, we are not we're not ready to
- 2:10:18talk about it. That's the point that all right, all right, listen
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- 2:10:30no, please don't get us canceled for them the group that shall not
- 2:10:35be named? Oh god, why did they never talk about white power groups?
- 2:10:41Use missuaska that's their emblem. Wait, ready to talk about it