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From 'black-ish to 'freak-ish · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Most room anywhere else. So your friend on Friday House
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  Speaker 1: Top that the world's most stagers want to shut the
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  Speaker 1: camera the mother. I didn't agree, Good Hans show is
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  Speaker 1: this Listen City shows? J Harry, the captain of this
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  Speaker 1: we usually eat. The only one who can keep these
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  Speaker 1: guys in chest Jolomagne, the Gods, the Breakfast Club pictation,
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  Speaker 1: good morning Usa, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
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  Speaker 1: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
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  Speaker 1: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
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  Speaker 1: yo yo yo yo, Good morning, Hey, good money, he's
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  Speaker 1: any yoo Mene the god pleasing the planet? Is Friday
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  Speaker 1: Friday bringing free down Baday? And today is my anniversary
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  Speaker 1: with my bad mother? Is a really freaky freaky Friday? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty two years? No? Pretty closed? Fifteen okay, fifteen years.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know about the surprise unicorn you got her? No,
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't know what you just told him unicorn and
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  Speaker 1: then loud the horn of the unicorn. What's in your mouth? Though?
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  Speaker 1: That's the real question. Now on today's show, we have
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  Speaker 1: comedian Dion Cole talk us about Now I know you
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  Speaker 1: probably don't know the uncle Charlie from Blackish, Right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Anthony Anderson's black friend at the job. All right,
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  Speaker 1: my guy, good funny guy. And he's on the show
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  Speaker 1: Angie Tribecca also yeah, okay. We also have our resident sexologist,
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  Speaker 1: Angela Ye's best buddy, Michelle Hope. Yeah. She helped me
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  Speaker 1: actually with a lot of things that I have questions about.
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  Speaker 1: And she's made me realize certain you know, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even gonna say that, I'm gonna say certain diseases aren't
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  Speaker 1: as bad as they seen, but diseases not being as
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  Speaker 1: bad as they seen. Because we were just talking about
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  Speaker 1: certain things that you know, and your head, you're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, that person has herpes. I would never
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  Speaker 1: but yes, she said. But then she says, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: the thing about herpes is some people could have it
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  Speaker 1: and never ever have an outbreak in life. And she said,
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  Speaker 1: you could have an outbreak one time and never get
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  Speaker 1: it again. All Right, I think and I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: I think that when it comes to that, you need
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  Speaker 1: to go to seek a second opinion. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: Michelle knows what she's talking about. What is true. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk to her in a little bit, all right now.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to our newest family member Boston again Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: ninety four five Morning Boston, What up to you guys? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Tell them why you're mad? Eight on drink five eight
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  Speaker 1: five one oh five one. If you're upset you need
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  Speaker 1: to vent, you can call us right now, will put
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  Speaker 1: your live on the air and you can tell us
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  Speaker 1: all your problems. So again eight five eight five one
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  Speaker 1: oh five one. Tell them why you're mad. It's a
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  Speaker 1: breakfast club. Good morning. Hey, Yo, there's a man rapper,
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  Speaker 1: come on in your food. I'm gonna tell you why man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why mad, real man? And Yo,
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  Speaker 1: my girl keep coming home swelling like Paul o'cloge so
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  Speaker 1: like like that ain't for girls like I love. Something's
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  Speaker 1: going on for real, like like like I'm heated about
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  Speaker 1: that and now I need you try to tell me
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  Speaker 1: why you all? Man? Why are you man on the
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  Speaker 1: preface club for a Ram Steffer from Jacksonville, Florida. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Bro? Tell them why you're mad? Yeah, I'm man.
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  Speaker 1: When people be coming the word want lay the manager
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  Speaker 1: and you're getting paid the same minimum wage we getting paid.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta tell them, bro, I going to tell them
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  Speaker 1: like you tell him to shut the f up forever.
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  Speaker 1: That's all, man. Sometimes you just gotta tell people to
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  Speaker 1: shut the f off forever. I hope you could fight
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  Speaker 1: if you say that, though, I'm not worried about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a second job. It's a part time job, all right. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? It's good than the mike, Mike. Tell them
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  Speaker 1: about you? Mad at a man? Every time? I got
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  Speaker 1: some its every day I call y'all. Y'all from it
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  Speaker 1: on the radio? Man, he the war most dangerous radio.
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  Speaker 1: So why would why would we want to put issue
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  Speaker 1: on the radio? Tell I don't. I don't see. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why. It's a place for FECs on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: Tell them about you, man, Man ahead, are you up?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. Oh my gosh, you just wasted you. Tell
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  Speaker 1: them about you mad for nothing. I'll be trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Hey, Yes, I love you. I love you.
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  Speaker 1: I love you too, baby, charm I heard you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't me talking, so you ain't heard me? Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? This is mister Clemens? Corny? What's up? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Tell them how you mad? I'm mad because we'd dropping
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  Speaker 1: signs and that's him right. All this stuff's happening in
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  Speaker 1: the world. Nobody can understand it. What I got to
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  Speaker 1: write it out for you guys, Come on, elaborate, Queen Crosses,
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  Speaker 1: you got this. You got any lock of better words,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I don't need to elaborate
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  Speaker 1: on that. See just me talking about this game. Me
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  Speaker 1: an tuck, im all pissed off. You're dropping the clues
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  Speaker 1: bombs for this modern day nostre damas we have not
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  Speaker 1: Domins was actually predicting world. Even his brother hits here,
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  Speaker 1: we got this, we got that, and we need to
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  Speaker 1: look out for this death coming. I'm with you, my
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  Speaker 1: brother a bro, one time for this new Nostre domas.
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  Speaker 1: One time, one time. You know how to beach me? Right? Nope? Now, hello,
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  Speaker 1: who the amazing? This is ten Cincinnati and tell them
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  Speaker 1: are you mad? Come mad? Because every morning on my
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  Speaker 1: way into work, I lose the station that plays y'all
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  Speaker 1: show the Closer I get to this area called Blue
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  Speaker 1: Ash I work in, it's gone, and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell my co workers to listen, and they're like, what
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  Speaker 1: this country station? I'm like, you know, you could also
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  Speaker 1: listen on the app to the radio app. And that's
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  Speaker 1: what I do want to actually get in. But it's
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  Speaker 1: a small delay. So by the time I want to
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  Speaker 1: call and tell y'all why I'm mad, y'all already on rumors.
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  Speaker 1: And you said it's on town called Blue Ash. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so it's a bunch of dog skinned, ashy people. There,
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of people so black they almost blue and
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  Speaker 1: the ashhead. Well I'm here and I'm you know, nice
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  Speaker 1: and chocolate. So I think I'm like, so you ask
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  Speaker 1: you just not blue Ash, not bad as you have
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  Speaker 1: a good morning in the Blue Ash murmur, Yeah, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? Tell them? Why you mask to them? Bur man?
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  Speaker 1: No son it man? Black man? Free card their man?
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  Speaker 1: Why should we free card? Del somebody sell you? Look,
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  Speaker 1: I should have happened on a white man had jump?
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  Speaker 1: Did you just bring it to white man? Kid? A movie?
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  Speaker 1: I like? I like movie reference. I go ahead, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: like somebody. Somebody says you who say where I come back?
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  Speaker 1: I got some funny You're gonna staying right there where
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  Speaker 1: he come back? Come home? Hey, hey that man, let
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  Speaker 1: that thing go. You can't be mad something let go? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I can't, because the police use this same logic all
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  Speaker 1: the time. I felt threatened. I felt like he may
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  Speaker 1: have had something that I killed and then get off
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  Speaker 1: all the time. So I can't get off all right,
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  Speaker 1: you right, I ain't gonna get you now. You're right
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  Speaker 1: about that. You're right. Tell them why you mad? Eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred five eight five one to five one. If you're upset,
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  Speaker 1: you need to vent call us right now. It's the
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Hey, hey y'all,
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  Speaker 1: Hey yo, good morning y'all. This is the man Wrapper.
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  Speaker 1: Something real. I'm mad and I stay mad. I stay angry,
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  Speaker 1: I stay heated, I stay fist. Why you mad? Breakfast Club?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go? What's up from little while? J tell him?
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  Speaker 1: Are you mad? Bro? I am mad at Josh Gordon's
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  Speaker 1: he can not pass the drug test. It's hard being
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  Speaker 1: a brown man. Man. Guess what this year's ther year? No? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not Hello. Who's this Hello? This is Christine from Houston.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Christine. Okay, so my home girl tried to huk
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  Speaker 1: me up with her boyfriend's friend. He walked in and
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  Speaker 1: he looked like Rick Ross. I'm like, okay, you know
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  Speaker 1: Rick Ross? That ish Well, he's coming. We get to
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  Speaker 1: talk and he sit down. Why do you break my couch?
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  Speaker 1: Breaks my carroach and feel like you don't need to
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  Speaker 1: pay it, but you still want to ask me out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, are you serious? Like, really, dude, you need
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  Speaker 1: to pay for my couch. I'm really thinking about thinking
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  Speaker 1: his ass to judge this is and you should have
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  Speaker 1: told him that Rick Ross ain't fat no more so
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  Speaker 1: you don't look like Rick Ross normal. Well he was
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  Speaker 1: the old one song going on and I'm in my
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  Speaker 1: couch or space, but then he's gonna call me somebody
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  Speaker 1: what I found to a couch? I want to give
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  Speaker 1: me a random couch? Like, are you serious? Now? What
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  Speaker 1: kind of couch was it? That? Maybe your couch is
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  Speaker 1: on his last legs? Already sound like a but you
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  Speaker 1: know it was an awful as for you. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: needn't replace it? Thank you? Hello? Who's this? I'm mad
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  Speaker 1: because I'm mad at you guys Envy and Angela Vie
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  Speaker 1: and Charlotte Magne becase, y'all don't never answer the phone
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  Speaker 1: when I'm called, so you can't be mad at you
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  Speaker 1: about it? You got it? Yeah, you got it, you
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  Speaker 1: got it. But I have Red's coming on the twentizars. Val.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I really don't know how to feel about
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  Speaker 1: that because you got. It's because you got you still
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  Speaker 1: got the Caucasian man in the back of it. So
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  Speaker 1: what you know, So it's like you really didn't we
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  Speaker 1: really didn't accomplish anything. But I guess I thought, is
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  Speaker 1: what makes it different than not doing anything at all?
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  Speaker 1: But that gets to be quiet for a man, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Charlotte Mane here is the ignorant person, that's all. But
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  Speaker 1: he tells the truth. You know. It's just the way
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  Speaker 1: he said that jacks it up, you know, but he
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  Speaker 1: tells the truth about I think that's it's just it's
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  Speaker 1: just delivery, man. It's just delivering the delivery. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it is. But he keeping rend though. God working on me. Hey, amen,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm was saying prayer for your brother y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a right Hello's this jog the boy Willis Man representing
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  Speaker 1: the Orleans five Old fold Man, I'm man of saying
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  Speaker 1: this morning. Why are you mad? Bro? I'm mad about
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  Speaker 1: the few things laughing over the weekend, But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I want to get to this. I've got man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: man help for chief teams, man for two cities and Klumbus.
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  Speaker 1: Since now all right, o, man, I look at that
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  Speaker 1: riding man, that making scared it man, that get extra hotales.
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  Speaker 1: Man gotta get this. I gotta get this man. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta take care of radio. Man. I'm a girlfriend for
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  Speaker 1: her girls and for free tickets. That's your fault. That's
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: your fault, because you know, I don't want to stop
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to stop nobody from getting their money.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: But you know what chief Chief represents. He represents a
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  Speaker 1: lot of crime. I creditor riding man. That rider's crazy. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get extra secured. I gotta get that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: gotta get this, I gotta get put it like this.
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  Speaker 1: You think about like this, you you'll make your money back. Right, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing good, all right, dot worry about that. Don't
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: worry about that. Of the territory. Got to work a little,
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  Speaker 1: but you make get more, you'll make your money back.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody will get shot in the club. It'll probably be
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  Speaker 1: a fighter too over the side. Say that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: say that. Man. I need I need, I need a
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  Speaker 1: good dad. Good night man. Well let's tell these shows up. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know you know what kind of energy you're investing in.
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  Speaker 1: Tell them why you mad? Eight hundred five eight five
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  Speaker 1: one o five one. If you're upsets, you need to
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  Speaker 1: ven call us now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club. Hey, yo, this is DMX. You know
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: what makes you mad? But for the truth. I can't
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  Speaker 1: handle the truth. Tell them why you mad? Want the
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. It's been a good name. May don't anybody? Hello?
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: Who's in this MS night for? I'm just calling the
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: fund out? How do how do I watch you guys live? Man?
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to watch you guys or anything?
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  Speaker 1: You know. We'll sit to you in vote TV right now?
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: Main revote? Yeah you got revote on your TV. I
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: don't think we are in Maine yet. What kind of care?
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: But do you have? I don't even why did you?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, then you need to use the iHeart
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: radio app and you can listen live. Okay a radio app. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll call make some comments when you when I get on.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we can't wait. Hello? Who's this yo? Johnny
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  Speaker 1: Man calling for Charlotte, Johnny Charlotte. Tell them where you mad? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you know, and I was about to slip
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  Speaker 1: up the couch, but hold down. You got a sexy
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  Speaker 1: voice this morning. It's how you always talk, he dash him.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: You got about hype it up ahead, na, like you
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: get too much after that week, giggle too much to
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: have a week. A deep voice like that, man, sound
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: like you woke up high with your thumb in your
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  Speaker 1: button this morning. That's what it sounds like. Like. I
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: just I wake up listening to y'all in the morning,
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: and we appreciate that you have month, but I just weeks.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: We don't judge where you put your thumb, bro Nah
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: man like um And one more thing, No, Nadia on
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  Speaker 1: the rug was um down here or whatever? I know,
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: we didn't know that. That's okayda or not really on
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: the run was down here and they did a little
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: trip for printing. Nice you know, shout out to the
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: prince or whatever? Did you say, shout out to the princeton.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: You should have just requested. Actually, year a song. I
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  Speaker 1: want to hear that to sleep. Hello, who's this? It's Mike, Mike.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Tell them why you mad? I'm selling one of my cars.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: So I was on my way to take some pictures
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  Speaker 1: by beach Ony hardway. Okay, rolled up a nice little
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Marley little two brand. My girl hold me and she
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: starts complaining out too early and what am I doing?
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: I posted a snapchat driving You know that's crazy. And
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: I went to ash and I dropped my Marley out
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: the window and it completely ruined everything. Why do you
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: keep calling it on Molly because you're on the radio.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: You think you can't say blunt or joint? Uh yeah,
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: I figured I couldn't shat helping us out, But you
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: can say blood. You dropped your blood on the highway
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: to you got to go get it. I pulled over,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: But where I pulled over, there's no emergency line because
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: it's where the helicopters take pictures of you. If you're speeding, Well,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I don't feel sorry for you because you shouldn't be
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: smoking and driving anyway. So I don't know why I
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: back like smoking and driving is okay. You're still impaired, inebriated,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: and under the influence whatever. Yes, to know, some people disagree,
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: some people saying day regardless you are, you're high and driving.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to be high and drive as far
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  Speaker 1: as the laws concerned. Yes, all right, Well I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: you're making it to your destination without being high, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I was actually God taking that blood from you. By
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: the way, tell them why you're mad? Eight hundred five
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: eight five one to five one. If you're upset, you
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: need to vent callus right now. It's the breakfast club
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: the morning the breakfast Club. Hey, yo, this is DMX.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: You know what makes me mad, but for the truth.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I can't handle the truth. Now tell them why you mad?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Want the breakfast club? Hello? Who's this hide? I'm a
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: land in Atlanta. Hey, I'm mad because I've been trying
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: to get divorced for over a year and my husband
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: won't move out of the house. Oh my goodness. So um,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: what's is the divorce taking a really long time for
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  Speaker 1: you to like? It's not happening. He doesn't want to
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  Speaker 1: get divorced. Yeah, he keeps stalling it, and he tells
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  Speaker 1: me he doesn't have enough money to move out of
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  Speaker 1: the house. But he's got two girlfriends. Oh wow, your
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: boyfriend got your husband got two girlfriends? Yeah, why are
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: you complicating this? Just third the first, So just be
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: a partner to listen to that. So what are they
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: saying in the court, Well, I haven't managed to get
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: there because his lawyer keeps us stalling it and moving
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: things back. So why don't you bring your boyfriend to
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: come live with you. Now, you could do that now
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I don't even have one. Let me ask a question.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Why do you think he deserved better? What? Why are
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: you maybe you're in the position guy want you to be.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Why are you giving up so easy? You're just gonna
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: let two girls take your man? Well, it's been over
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  Speaker 1: for a long time. But uh um, you got fat?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get fat? No? No, I didn't know. What's
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: your Facebook? Why are you trying to make it seem
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: like it's her husband's a cheater? What's your Facebook? Because
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I know you don't got no Instagram? Oh? Stop Instagram?
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: What's your Instagram? Bo? Why? I'm not gonna tell y'all.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I want to know what you look like. You don't
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: want you to know? Tell him you look good? That's
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: all this all he needs to know. You look good. Allegedly,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I do look good. I do look good. Yeah, I
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: don't know. I think that you don't. I don't think
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: you should be a quitter. I think you should listen
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  Speaker 1: to Lemonade album. You know what I'm saying, and be
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: a strong and Beyonce and forgive your man for any
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: infidelities he may have done. All right, all right, encourage
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  Speaker 1: people to be quitters. No, I'll tell them why you're
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: mad eight hundred five eight five one oh five one.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: If you're upset, you need the vent, you can call us.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: We'll put your live on the air and when we
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: come back. We have comedian and actor Dione Cole. He's
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: from Blackish and what else is Yours? And he's on
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Anti Chepecka. He's in writing for Conan. All right, we'll
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: kick it with him when we come back. Keeping lock
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: this to breakfast Club, Good morning running. Everybody is DJ
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Envy and Luis Charlotte, me and the guy. We are
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club. You got a stressful guests in the building.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: That's right. You see him on black Ish every week,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: My man, Dr Cole. Let's go, Charlotte, Charlotte, heyn Chicago's
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: having a moment with between you and Little Rounds, like
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: all you black Chicago negroes on the TV network. It's crazy.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, it's just blew up yall came
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: up together, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Little Rail was
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: like under me whatever I came up with, like Corey Holk,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: a couple of other comics. Yeah, we all came up together.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: In Chicago. But yeah, little Rail was up under me,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: d Rays up under me, raised Dray and so yeah, yeah,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: it's amazing how you got started doing comedy because a
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: lot of people would be like, oh, you're funny, you
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: should try to stand up, or a lot of people
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: think they can do stand up. Yeah. Absolutely, Like see
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: the thing about Chicago comics, are we more like characters
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: more than just comics. You know, nowadays you can't just
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: be funny, you know, you gotta be character within yourself.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: You didn't have your own idea entity, you know what
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, not like a gimmick where you're like, I'm hilarious, Henry.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: You know you don't want to be like that, you
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? You just wanted you be your
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: own guy, like us the rhymes is his own guy.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, like it's you know, like that, you know Matzi. Now,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I was growing up in Chicago, becau. Chicago's pretty rough. Yeah,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: how you avoid not getting shot? Especially always telling jokes
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: man pamps pomps used to be like they used to
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: be like they used to give us passes, like if
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: they knew that you was in arts and you studied whatever,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: they being like yo, yo, let let them, let them
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: do his thing, and they're like, leave you alone or whatever.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: But my mother moved me from the city to the suburbs,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: and I ended up fighting more out there, yeah, because
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: it was all white out there, and I was fighting
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: more for racial equality more than gang banging fights. Jokes
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: weren't landing in the white neighborhood. I wouldn't even I
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even don't know joking stuff. Man. I was like,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I was. I was real, very observed it
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: really chill. I was super chill, dude, you know what
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I mean. Comedy on a dare for real? Yeah, yeah, dude,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: bet me, like fifty bucks told me to uh go
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: on stage. So you're in the club or y'all were
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: hanging out or you just was like, no, we was
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: watching actually was watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and my boy
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: was like, I bet you can do that, and I
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: was like, nah, I can't do that. Is I bet
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: you fifty dollars. I was like, all right, let's try.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Let me go down here. Yeah. I went to a
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: comedy comedy club. Yeah. Yeah, it's a comedy club called
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: All Jokes Aside of Chicago. Yeah, we went down twenty two.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: You remember any of the jokes you said, like, I mean,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: because you didn't have a set then. Nah, I had
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: this joke called it was a Sunny Delight joke. Was
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: like the white kid open refrigerator and all his friends
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: drink all their juice. And I was like, it wouldn't be.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: That wouldn't be in the black neighborhood. You have to
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: drink out of water holes or something like that. When
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: you did. That's why I was my first joke, my
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: first joke. I was man, I did Man. My career
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: took when I first started, it was crazy. I was
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: like getting like stand Ovacians and people was loving me
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: and everything. I got on Depth Jam like ten months
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: out I started. I was on Depth Jam but I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: heard you got kicked off death joke about to say
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: we're making is we're breaking. I got kicked off because
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I only had like fourteen minutes of material and I
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: did seven on TV. And then when he went on tour,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: they was asked me to do twenty five. And I
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: was out there doing knock knock jokes and anything anything
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that stressed the time. You know what I mean. But
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I was black man, white man, Chinese man. So I
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: was like, you know, but when they kicked me off,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: that was the beginning of me writing too. I was like, yeah,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I gotta start right, so hold on. So they kicked
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: you off to Comedy gam but that I heard you
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: you want to go perform on Coning? Yeah, seven minutes
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: to Coning. No. So after that I started. I started writing,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: writing and writing and writing. Then they asked me to
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: go on Conan to do some time, and I did
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: like four and a half minutes on Conan and to
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: two weeks later, Coning came to me and was like, man,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I want you to come start with me. I'm gonna
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: buy you out of everything. And I mean like we're
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: gonna take you out all your contracts and you come
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: start here. And I'm like being the only black African
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: American to write because they never had no black writers.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: So I'm standing up like okay, what do you want
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: me to write? And they was just like just come
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: on board. So when I went over there, you know,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: almost left because I knew I didn't fit in because
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: there was so many white writers and they all went
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: to like Brown University, they had Emmys and all of that,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: and didn't think I was gonna fit in, and I
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: tried to write like them and it just wasn't popping off.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: So at the while, I just started thinking the situations
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: that we did clash on the start writing like that.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: And then he was like, man, you should go out
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: on stage and do it. And they was bringing me
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: out and they was writing me in TV guid as
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: you know, Next Star and all this stuff, and then
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: jay Leno happened after that, and the Jay Leno situation happened.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: It was like yo, wait a minute, like like I'm thinking, like, yo,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: we're about to take off, and Conor was like he
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: was gonna leave, and we was like man, So they
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: banned him from TV and so I was like, all right,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: let me just go on the road again, because you know,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, man, okay. But I knew that I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: paid the way for a lot of black comedians to
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: have another avenue, which is late night television, and then
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: they still weren't hiring black writers, you know, so I
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: still was trying to keep that door open too. But
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, Conor wanted to go on
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: tour and he took me on tour with him and
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: we toured. Next thing, I know, I was nominated for
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: two Emmy's and it's not like the traditional route that
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: people go. Yeah, everybody path different, Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Are
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: you sitting in the room with all these other writers
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: and you're like, Okay, these are all white guys. They
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: went to Brown they went to all these schools for
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: writing and all know each other. That's definitely not traditionally
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: what he was looking for. Nah nah. And he never
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: said what he was looking for. He just was like,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: come on board. And so it got to the point
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: where it was like, we're sitting in the room and
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: they was trying to write a joke about Andy that
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: co host and director about him going to october Fest
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: just a German drinking day. I didn't know what it
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: was and they had to explain it to me, and
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I remember I was like, black people don't have no
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: drinking day. We need our own drinking day. And they
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: was like, write that up, and I went and wrote
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: it up. And it was like, not go performing on
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: stage after they've seen that dynamic happen with me and
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Conan where he's out of the line with black culture.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: In a sense, it became like NBC was like, what's
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: our drinking day? Yeah, let go out. Oh April fifteen,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: stuff for the White House. You did some stuff for
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: the White House. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Actually I just wrote
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: the joke for the White House right there. No, No,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I just wrote one line. There was one line I
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: wrote when he did the White House Correspondence. Then I
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: had to think about l l J that he did.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: That was it. But yeah, we could put that on
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: all right. We got more with the NCO when we
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: come back. Keep it locked. As to Breakfast Club, Good morning,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club Morning everybody a c J MG Angela yee,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Charlomagne that God were all the Breakfast Club. We have
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Dion Cole in the building now, Charlomagne. I remember you said,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey told you that if you can make an
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: audience quiet, that's just as good as laughter. That scared me. Nah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: that's that's real though, because it shows that you in control,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: you know, you're in controlling you can you can handle
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: an audience, you know, like if I can sit there
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: and be like, hey, check this out like that, that
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: means I can dictate where I want to go. They're listening, yeah,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you know, And so it's it's just something that he
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: taught me he was like, man, that's just as good
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: as making like a whole audience laugh. That's so true.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I went to a comedy show at Caroline's one time
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and one of the opening acts wasn't that great? And
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: when I tell you, everybody was just talking, he didn't
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: all your hair was food. Have a conversation. That has
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: to be the way. I felt bad done now, but
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I felt I feel you want because if you can
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: have people just listening waiting to hear what you're about
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: to say, and they're so paint because it is hard
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: to get people to not talk to each other, they
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: haven't order. Yeah, if you can get them to be
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: quiet as just as good as making them laugh or whatever,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: because they listening. Sometimes when you're laughing, you're missing what
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I'm saying next. So you know, that's just a good
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: trait to having learned. You you know, understand up. What
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: was your worst show? You at least once besides the
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: first one? What was the jar Ru Indianapolis? You remember
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: that clearly? It was a brisk night. I ain't even lying. No,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I went and open. I was opening for jar Ru
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and I went out there and they just was like
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: boring me and they were throwing stuff at me. Shouldn't
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: have been their rap concerts like golf balls and cold hangers,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like a wooden cold hanger. I remember, so I was like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you got a wooden cold anger here? Then they was
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: throwing concession stand drinks, not just like pops cancer the
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: concession joints. The lids pop up when they hit you. Jack,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: you just be sticky. You got sitting, man, What the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: hell did you say that? They got some mad hi
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: they wanted you ain't care about nothing to say, And
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, I ain't leaving until y'all listen to me.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, I hear the promoter gonna
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: get your ass off stage, and I was like, damn
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: had to leave, and man, yeah, but I still remember that,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: like like it was just have you been back that since?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: To just an ego? I want to, but I just not.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I have not been back there. I just you know,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I just haven't been back there. Had like changed since
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: the sitcom because when I when I say Dean Cold,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: people be like who, And I'm like, Dan, you know
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Charlie from Black as Black Friend of the Job, Yeah, yeah, no, absolutely,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Like right now, it's it's a tripped out time. Man,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't went from zero to sixty because I got
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: like an audience that's kind of like different. I still
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: like my coning audience because I still do bits on ConA.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Leve and I have another show that I'm gonna call
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Angie Tribeca, which is on TVs with written and produced
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: by Steve Carrell and Nancy Carrel. Yeah, and Rashida Jones
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: and we we have a show on TVs and uh
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: actually a new season coming up and uh with that
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: and juggling Blackish at the same time. It was Yeah,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: it was, it was. It was kind of difficult and coning,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: like doing coning bits like when I can or whatever. Yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: but it's changed now, like going from not doing anything
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: to in a couple of years, you on three different
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: TV shows I did already. Yeah, Like, um, I came
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: back and did the fourth. That's why I had to do.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I have to leave and go do Angie because everybody
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: is going crazy when I left. But it was like
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I had to go leave in because I had anti
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Triedbeca before I had Blackest. A lot of people didn't
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: know that, so I had to I just went to
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Blackest to write. I wasn't even supposed to be on Blackest.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: The guy that was supposed to play Charlie didn't make it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Who was it? You know? Nah? He's like, I'm not
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: gonna do this, My man can't lie. No, I got head, Noah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I went in man and I went and
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: play that character and it just kind of just took off. Man.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite episodes of the one with Amber
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: rolls did you did you? Did you really try your
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: girlfriend on the show? Did I try her? Man? And
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: was so fine and it ain't gonna be lied like
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: we was messing up on purpose. Shout out to Amber. Yeah,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I was kept going okay, no, howk forgot my line? Okay,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: let's do it again again. She was actually good though
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: she was She was good and like, I mean, surprisingly,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: she played that like fantastic. Like a lot of people
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: was like, man, how she gonna do or whatever? And
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, nah'all need to see am Amber really
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: got it in you know? So yeah, shout out to
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: m Man. When you in those situations, you gotta flush
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: like all the lustful thoughts out your mom before you
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: can like do you think that's the perk of it?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: You just gotta you just have to act act accordingly,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: but your mind can go wild. Yeah, all right, keep
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: it luck. We got more with comedian actor Dion Cole
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Morning, Come Morning.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Everybody's DJ M de Angela, Yee, Charlomagne the guy. We
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: all the Breakfast Club. We have de Uncle in the interview,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: an interview. We have Uncle in the building. Oh, Barbershot
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: was crazy, man, just I was least famous in the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: whole in the whole movie. It was crazy. So many
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: entourages and makeup artists and all these people on the set.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: All I had was CarMax, go action them and do
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: my seven. Yeah, Barbershop was crazy, man. It was a
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: shout out to Cube and everybody. But yeah, that was
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: that was with all those entourages because you have so
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: many different people, so many different artists, so many different celebrities. Yeah,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: but you know what, I thought it was gonna be
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: like really really crazy, like like ego wise, but but
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. Everybody was like just chilling in their own
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: little world. Everybody would be on their phone or we're
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: talking conversation, kick it or whatever. We even went out
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: a couple of nights and went the party. But it
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: wasn't like I thought it was gonna be I did.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking. I was thinking like, yeah, everybody
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: go ahnd kind of egos bugging, But noah, it was
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: so I so love And it hard being a writer,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: especially being at your own TV and because you do
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: stand up like this right for other people, it's hard
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to give away that good as material something. Yeah, sometimes
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: it is, especially when you're doing like I'm in. I'm
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: in a very unique situation. A lot of people don't
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: even realize to have the networks be cool with me
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: working on different shows. You know, that's very very unusual
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: because once you want to show you on that show.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: But for me to work and do all those shows,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: when I do get a chance to write and go
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: out or whatever, yeah, it's hard for me to kind
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: of like write like I used to, you know what
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. And when I do give people material, it's like,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you know, like I'd be feeling like, man, you better
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: cherish that, like you know, or I could keep it,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But it's hard do a
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: lot of other stand up comics ask you to write
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: for them. Upon it is in a sense, but a
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: lot of them, like you just don't even say who
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: it is, you know what I'm saying, Like, you know,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: you don't say who they who their names is or whatever,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: and you're like throw them a little bond or whatever
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: every now and then whatever. I used to write for
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Kat Williams, so really really yeah, I wrote for Nick Cannon.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't admit to that. No, it was quick, It
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: was real quick. Cat never Cat never used nothing I
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: wrote for him, but no. I wrote a gag stuff
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: for him and he was like, I'm gonna do it,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: but he never did. Man, this dude named Deep Militant
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: asked me to come on and write for him, and
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, cool, you know, I'll go
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: over there and I write some stuff for him. Whatever.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: It was wild style. Everybody always tells me that Cat
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: has always been this way. We just now seeing it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: The Cat always been not well what y'all seeing now?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but I know Cat
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Cat good people. He will you do. You don't know
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: if he just doing that or if he not like that,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: be on a whole other level of marketing and whatever.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Like my I remember one time Cat had a surprise
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: birthday party out of this house, and everybody was like, yo,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: we're gonna surprise him and cut the lights on. And
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I was sitting there like, nah, I ain't even get it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna happy behind the grill because
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: everybody cut the lights, can pull out two nins and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: just let everybody have it up in there. I was like, no,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I said, I was thinking that I was surprised. What
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: was crazy, Like when everybody's like it's quiet and it's like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: cut the lights on there, I was like surprised. And
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: he just stood there. He looked at everybody and then
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: he walked right to his room. Everybody was standing with
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: streamers and hats blok, looking around like he went right
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: to his room. That's crazy. He never came back up.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: He came back down about an hour later and sat
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: in the throne and open gifts. And when he was
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: opening the gifts, he had take the paper. He had
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: throw the paper and knee these girls will catch it
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: before it hit the ground. God damn Cat, Cat, Cat
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: on the whole nother level. Jack, shout out to Cat.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You opened Nick Cannon for your stand ups? Yeah, you
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: know his stand ups were terrible. I me and him
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: were you together, and I wrote terrible stuff. He never
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: he never used anything that. Now, man, I'll be writing
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: good stuff. Man, I'll be like, here, I don't use it.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Do you still get paid? Yeah? Yeah, you still get paid. Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: My first writing gig, honestly was Ricky Smiley. I wrote
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: for him when he was doing a comic view whatever. Yeah,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: you still get paid. Can you admit that saying saying
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: you wrote for Nick? You watch the stand up special
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: it's whack, and you'd be like, made sure to use
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: my stuff? But what if it was good? Could you'd
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: be like, all right, could you just give it up
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: to him? Like, okay, get it? I would be like, man,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: and you did it like way to go? But Nicka
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: didn't even Nick didn't even use it. Nick could be
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: niggas like this, Oh man, that's fire. I can't wait
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: to use it. And then I'll watch him later on
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: and you'd never use it, and I'll be like, man,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: had me going, what am I doing wrong? All right?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: We got more with Deon Cole when we come back.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Keep a lot as to Breakfast Club, Good Morning Morning,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Everybody's DJ m vy Angela, Yee, Scholomagne, the guy. We
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: all the Breakfast Club. We have Deon Cole in the building.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: It's Delirious, your favorite stand up since that's kind of
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: how you got into this man, what's so weird? Though?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I love Delirious, but I also love like Ellen de
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Generes and George Garland, Um Stephen right a lot. I
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: like a lot of like comics that's kind of left,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: you know, Like that's the kind of comedian I try
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: to be. You know, I came up in an era
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: where you needed a catch phrase, you needed to suit
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and show the paths and and you know in the
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: big green suit you need to come all right now
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: and hey, come on, y'all, come on, let's do it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Come on like like I came up in that era,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: but I was more like a dude. I was just
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: on some different stuff. Man. You know, I used to
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of people know me from using my notepad
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: on stage. I used to like check off jokes and
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: read them and check them off or whatever because I
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: used to be so high. I can't remember. Damn I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: used to have you still smoked that crazy now? Nah?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I know if I quit, you're a bad trip. Yeah whatever,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: man got super super toe off and with this comedian
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: ain't honest John as some Cali bud and had me
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: in a whole other world Jack, And I was like, nah,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I can't keep doing it. But like one bad thing
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that happened, like I just couldn't. I was paying attention
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: to my breathing you know. Yeah, you ever do that?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: You get how you be like you're having a heart
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: attack of yeah, yeah, hill, I was doing that and
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, nah, I can't keep on this weed
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: or was something I was just weed? It was powerful Kelly, Yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: it was that Callie Man. Yeah, well regular like I
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: was doing what I want to smoke aloud, turn the
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: ball down a little bit, no, I know, but nah,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I see I ain't even I didn't even know. That
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: was the first time I smoked whatever. And I was like,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: you know what, I ain't. I'm done. I'm good. I
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: had a good run. Do you feel like? I know,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: sometimes for people helps them with their pride, and they
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: used to do that with me too. But I had
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: to I had to quick, like I had a problem.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I was spending like twenty eight hundred a month, like
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: like weed and look at cigarettes and all of that.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I was cigarettes. Yeah, the liquord moderation weed ain't too bad. Yeah, see,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I'm typed. We gonna do what we gonna do. We're
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. Let's get you know, why are we
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: doing that? Why are we even start? You on your own?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Or yeah? Yeah, up, I went cold turk. I was
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: supposed to go to Chicago one day for Thanksgiving. I
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: was on break from Corona, and I was like, you
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna spending these these two weeks just
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: kicking this and now when I bought a carton cigarettes,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: threw them all the way, kept one and locking myself
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: from my place for two weeks, just didn't do anything.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: So no weed, alcohol, no cigarettes. Now, No like I
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: might I might, don't get me wrong, now I might
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: smoke once every six months something like that, you know.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: But it's enjoyable then, you know what I mean. But
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: now no constant basis. You feel like your head is
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: clearer now. Yeah, sometimes you feel like I'm a little lame.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: But at the same talking, I still feel like I'm
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: sharper though, you know. But but when I used to
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: get high and drunk, I adn't care a lot neither.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: So now I got memories, I remember, I remember, you know,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: it's all I got memories. I remember, you're gonna be
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: a Caroline. Yeah, yeah, Carolines all week. Lump yeah, I
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: got our especial on Comedy Central to June twenty five.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: What's your name of it? It's called cold Bloody Seminar
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Capital Hill, right outside Capital Hill. So you know, I'm
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: just trying to stay afloat man, and thank you all
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: for having me road get the money, enjoyed life, man.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I know you have a lot of white women between
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Coney and black Is. It's a lot of white women around. Absolutely, listen,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of white women around. Absolutely. We appreciate
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: you joining us. It's Dion Cup, Thank y'all. The Breakfast Club,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Charle Maine, say the gang. Don't get out
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: of the shape man you are, don't you? Donkey Today
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: does not discriminate. I might not have the song of today,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: but I got the donkey that. So if you ever
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: feel I need to be a donkey man, hit it
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: with the practice club bitches. They just don't keep Today Today. Yes,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Donkey Today for Friday, May thirteenth goes to doctor Malachi
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Love Robinson. Now, I'm not gonna lie. I respect this
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: young man. Okay, He's eighteen years old and has been
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: charged with posing as a doctor. Yes, doctor Malachi Loved
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Robinson posed as a medical professional and he treated patience
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: in West Palm Beach, Florida. Now this isn't the first time.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Last year he allegedly poses a doctor at Saint Mary's
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Medical Center. He was seventeen years old at the time,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: and even though he got caught in a pregnant woman's exam,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: he said he was simply shadowing positions. How do you
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: even get in the room. Then several months later, in October,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Malachi received a cease and desist order from the Department
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: of Health when they discovered he was working as an
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: unlicensed massage therapist at a local rehabilitation facility. Troup want
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to cluse bombs from Malachi Love Robinson. This kid is
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: a borderline Geaney. So okay, I absolutely respect his hustle.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, well, if you
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: respect his hustle, why are you giving him donkey to day?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I'll get to that, but let me keep giving you
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: some of this story. Now. Doctor Malachi Love Robinson was
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: arrested his past Tuesday and accused of practicing medicine without
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: a license. Okay, he was the head of his own practice.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: According to his website, he was the president, CEO, and
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: founder of his own practice. Now, the way he got
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: taken down was an undercover officer visited his office and
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: doctor Robinson gave him a physical and provided medical advice
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: to him. Are we keeping score here? At seventeen years old,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: he gives himself an internship in shadows physicians, all right.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: He wanted to learn how to give them massage, so
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: he poses a massage therapist. This kid, at eighteen years old,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: opens up his own practice, went and got his own office,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: had a website, patients coming, He had a lab coat,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: a stethoscope. The only thing he didn't have was a
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: medical license. But who cas Trump want to close bombs
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: for his ambition? All right? So many of y'all out
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: here pretending to be things that don't contribute anything to
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the culture. This man was pretending to be a doctor.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: What about you guys who pretend to be drug dealers
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: and gangsters, grown ass men pretending to be crypts and
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: bloods at thirty plus. I have to respect young doctor
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Love for at least having the right energy. He's just
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: going in the wrong direction with it. Now, he sat
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: down with WBTV and they put the young man under pressure.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Let's hear it for you're a doctor of anything at all?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I do currently hold a PhD. And what I don't
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: feel comfortable disclosing the issue here. But he who goes
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: by doctor Love does advertise an array of treatments on
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: his medical center website, including phototherapy, food and air therapy,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: and naturopathy. Are you a fraud because it seems like
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: everything you're saying to me is either evasive or an
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: outright lie. I don't appreciate your tone. I don't appreciate
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: the way you're portraying this interview to actually be. Are
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: you in big trouble? I mean, it seems like you
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: spoken to a lawyer who has prepared you for not
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: own media, but the police as well. I don't know
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: where you're seeing this information from, but it is inaccurate.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to cut this in this
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: interview short. I'm gonna have to cut this interview short.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: And that's exactly what he did. Look forget all those questions.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: My first question would have been where did you get
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: the money from to do all this? Okay, I need
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: to know where you got that money, because it's growing
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: as people out here who can't find money for bills
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: and rent. But this eighteen year old kid had money
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: to start his own medical practice. Once again, I respect
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: his kids hustle, and I love his energy. He's just
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: going in the wrong direction with it. My brother, Malachi,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: all the time you spend pretending to be a doctor,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: using money to open up offices, all of that energy
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: you spent trying to deceive people could have simply been
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: used on you actually going to medical school. Kids, There
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: had no short cuts, there's no escape in the process.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: If you want to be a medical doctor. Who I
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: got an idea, how about you doing all these other
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: doctors did go to medical school for it. Okay, you
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: kids want everything so fast, Slow down some of the down.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Don't hurry. Trust the process. The crazy thing is you're
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: going through a process regardless, is just the process you're
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: choosing to do is the criminal one. So why not
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: take the energy and transferred through the right process, which
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: is medical school? Hey, doctor Malachi love Robinson. I respect
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: the energy of your hustle, but I don't respect the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: actual hustle because to me, you're hustling backwards. Stop trying
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to figure out how to manipulate the system you want
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: to be in, and actually put yourself in the system
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: you're trying to manipulate. If you want to be a doctor,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you can actually do that by simply going to school.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Give doctor Malachi Love Robinson the biggest Hea Hall police.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I know that he's also a reverend. We don't. That's
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: we got dialing. That's probably he's pretending to be there.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Now he's a reverend. Also, he was ordained and now
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I can't believe this man. He's been lying
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: about being the doctors. I would rechoose to believe anything
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: else you tell you. Yeah, the bishop who's the head
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: of the missionary chapel and seminary said that they have
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: temporarily rescinded his credentials and church charter, penning the outcome
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: of these other churches. That's crazy. If you say that
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: you specialize in phototherapy and air therapy. If your dumbass
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: goes to see a doctor that specializes in phototherapy and
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: air therapy, I don't even know what the hellos are
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: specialize in photoshop? Is that? No, that's that's not what's phototherapy.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: That's not the same thing. That's when you got to
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: take five selfies the day to make itself feel better. Okay,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: thank you for that donkey. Today. Now, when we come back,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: it's freaky freaky freaky Friday, and we have our resident sexologist,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Michelle Hope offering up some tips in sex ed. When
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: we come back, keep it locked. It's the Breakfast Club
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: More Morning. Everybody's DJ m vy Angela Ye, Charlomagne the guy.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: We are the breakfast club and Friday. So you know
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: what that mean is freaky freaky freaky Friday. We have
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: our sexologists, our resident sexologist, Michelle hoping to building good morning.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: How you doing. That's why it's freaky freaky freaky Friday.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: She's a sexologist. I know you're thinking, what is a sexologist?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Those don't exist, but they do. They do exist. Yes,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I work more in the oology. I can do sex,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: but I am not again. Yeah, I'm not the one
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: that's gonna sit there and watch you have sex. Partner,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: be like, you know what, maybe go a little faster
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: or maybe go a little slower. I do kind of
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: the before and after. So like, how do you tell
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: your partner I really want you to go a little faster. Um,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: you know, you got to say things in the capacity
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, what was the degree? So I, well,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: there's no studies. There actually are some places that there's
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: like two universities that and there's Indiana University has a
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: good department. Yeah, you Penn has a good, good university.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: But the idea is UM I studied human development and
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: um I also did some work with marriage family therapy,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: specializing in African American family studies. I'm really fascinated at
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: how our community looks at sex and sexuality and what
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: are the implications to our community as a whole. When
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you look at rates of sti's single motherhood, UM, domestic violence,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and sexual assault, it's extremely disproportionate in comparison to other races.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: When you look at the African American community and are
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: black and brown communities especially. So I think that there's
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: conversations we need to start having to improve, you know,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: how we are all living as as a as a people.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: You know, we oftentimes hear people talking about manhood and
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: how do we you know, teach our young boys to
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: be more responsible? Well, how do you do that when
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you have one point one million fathers in the prison system, Right,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: how do you teach a man to be a man
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: if they're only men he's seeing and only images of
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: men he's seeing on television are aggressive? Are angry? Men
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: like to have sex with other men too? Though? And
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: that's I like that too. I mean, I'm open and
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I think that. But are we showing images of us
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: doing positive things when it comes to sexuality. I am
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: not always the biggest fan of some of the things
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I see women doing, but I definitely want to shout
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: out an the Rose for the slut walk kind of
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: pushing against the idea of slut shaming because we have
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: to stop that because that's what perpetuates rape culture. Like, yeah,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I guess always so taboo and people are so shocked
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: when women talk about sex, and I feel like that's
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: been an issue. That's why we had you on the
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Lift Service podcast. But that was the whole point of
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: doing that, is to give those conversations, because where do
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: you learn about different things and where do you learn
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: that what you're doing is not disgusting or shouldn't be
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: talked about. But that's one of the reasons people like
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: the Amber Roses of the world because they're not afraid
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: to talk about sex, and you know, we always have
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: a theory that is quote unquote good girls. They're jealous
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: of amber Rose because amber is free with her sexuality
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and they would like to be. But I think that
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: the conversation should be shouldn't we all be free? And
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: doesn't sex and sexuality and what sex looks like come
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: in a lot of different forms? Yes, it does come, so,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: yes it does, no pun intended. But I think that
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you know, with amber Rose being so free, she also
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: gets a lot of backlash, right, and then for women
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: who feel like they're stifled in their sexuality, they might
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: not get as much sex, but what it seems like
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: kind of having and indulgent in sex a little to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: earth now because they see it more. I remember as
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: a kid, you didn't see that much sex. It wasn't
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: on television, it wasn't too many strip clubs. You could
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: just go online and look at poor and free pied right,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: poor induced directile dysfunction. Yeah, see that more. And kids
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to starting to have sex a lot younger now, which
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: is very scary. Well, I think that what we have
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: to focus on is thinking about how are we educating
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: these kids to sex? So if it's out there already. Right,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Why aren't we doing federally mandated sex? Said K through
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: twelve age appropriate? Right? Like, yes, K, but in K,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: we're not talking about sex. We're talking about who are
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: the trusted adults in your life? If something happens and
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: you need to have a conversation. Right, we can avoid
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of child molestation, a lot of child trafficking
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: if we could start having conversations around values when it
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: comes to healthy relationships. True, all right, shul to Michelle
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Hope for joining us. We have more when we come back.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Keep it locked. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning morning.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Everybody is DJ Envy and Juliet Sharlomne the guy. We
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: are to Breakfast Club. We have our resident sexologist, Michelle
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Hope in the building. She helped me out with all
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: your problems and needs. I'm always a big proponent of
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: number one knowing your status and number two communicating right.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: So just as much as I would say, um, you know,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I really like it when you put my hair, or
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I want to be able to say, when's the last
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: time you were tested? Right, let's talk about that. That's interesting.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: My homegirl hit me the other day. She said that
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: she doesn't want her her future baby daddy to have
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: sickle cell or lupus. And she was asking me, is
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: that is that wrong to ask ask a man that
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: when you're in a relationship, like when you first start
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: dating a man, like do you have sickle cell jeans
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: or lupa's jeans or something like that. No, I don't
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: think it our rage. I mean maybe like twenty three
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean is she looking to have a
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: baby right away? Because I don't know. So I think
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: that those kinds of questions aren't off the table. I'm
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: a firm believer that you should ask like you ever
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: had an STD. I think if you're sleeping with somebody,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you should be able to ask them anything you want
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: to ask them. That's what Hey, if you're about to
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: put there their fingers, mouth and peanut in places, you know,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: why am I scared to ask the question? Yeah? Right?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Do you have SITI cells in your family? Right? And
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: if you're trying to make a baby, you're laying down
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: with somebody, you're not using protection. You should really be
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: able to ask, right, Like you want to be able
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to ask like, hmmm, when's the last time you were tested?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: And if you really want to do Netflix and chill.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Just pop right on over to your local drug store,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: pick you up an or a quick test and be like, bam,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: we can do this right here. You can get or
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: a quick HIV tests, rapid tests. I'm gonna tell you
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: that's not a good idea. It's not a good idea
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: because if I haven't been tested in a while. Last
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: thing I want to do is take an or a
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: quick test when I'm about to watch see either two
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: of Unbreakable Kimmy Smith, and I'm positive right there on
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the couch, Like that's not You're absolutely right, but maybe
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: not for you, but for the woman who's about to
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: have sex with you, that's absolutely positively good. I didn't
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: get the help you need it. Don't you want to know? Yeah,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: but I don't want her to know, so you don't
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: have to do it. You can't go in the bathroom.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take an oral quick test right before we're
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: about to Dadevil is positive, and she's just gonna be like,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: oh cool, She's gonna tweet about it immediately. You have
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: to do it right there in front of her. But
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: at some point, you know you can agree it'll know
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: right Well, I think that for me, the idea is
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: maybe not on the Netflix state, but that you can
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: have access to finding out it's right there. It's thirty
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: nine dollars. Also, there are a ton of clinics that
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: you can go and get a free HIV test. Um.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: You know, as African Americans, we make up approximately sixteen
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: percent of the population, but we make up over fifty
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: percent of the HIV positive population in the United States. Yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I read from crazy Staffs this morning, from a hometown
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: of child to Psycolina, and it's like disgusting. Yeah, And
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: it's interesting because places like South Carolina, where they don't
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: mandate sex education are also places that have higher rates
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: of STIs. Now, if you are HIV positive, how do
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you tell somebody? Does that mean that you shouldn't be
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: even trying to go out and have sex? No, because
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: we have things like prep, we have things like PEP.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: If you're on your meds, you're taking your anti retrovirals.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Like Charlie Sheen said, he was, it was undetectable. Yeah,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: just like Magic Johnson. So do I show up in
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: a Magic Johnson jersey and put on two and a
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: half min When Charlie Sheen used to be on She'll
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: get the hint, right, like M just keep coughing. But no,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I don't want people to get that is a misconception
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: in the myth, and those of the myths were really
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: trying to squash the idea is that you know, if
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you're undetectable, that means you're undetectable, and that also means
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: that you have a lower likelihood of passing the virus
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: on to another person. Your viral loads are so low
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: that it's not showing up in a test, right, So
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: keeping yourself healthy is fine, and this is something you
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: can live with. It's a manageable disease, like a lupus. Yeah, right,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: it's very manageable. Lupus is a manageable disease. HIV now
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: is a very manageable disease. If you know your status,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: you get tested, and then you're using condoms with your partner.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: It's very manageable. And if you have a partner that
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: is HIV positive, I would advise you to go to
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the doctor and get on the prep. So you know,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I had people one day saying that I was HIV
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: ah shaming because I think we asked the question, would
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: you have because after Charlie Sheen, would you have sex
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: with somebody if they told you that day were HIV positive?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I wouldn't. I mean, it's
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: up to every individual person what they want to do.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: But if you're using a condom, right and you are,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: and that individual is on their anti retrovirals, you have
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: a very low likelihood of contracting HIV. Is it impossible. No,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: it's not impossible, but the likelihood is low. It was
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: like powerball numbers, like if I played a lottery it's
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: low it would be it would I could say comfortably,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: it's probably lower than ten percent if you're using condoms
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: also dealing with somebody who's on their mets. All right, well,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: we have more with Michelle Hope when we come back
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: to sexologists. Keep a Lottis the Breakfast Local Morning, the
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Breakfast Club, j M vy Angela Yee, Sharlomagne, the guy
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: we are to Breakfast Club. We have our resident sexologist,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Michelle Hope in the building. Now, what about trying to
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: talk a guy into something. There's a lot of guys
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: that are really funny about there. I'm talking to Michelle here,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: but they don't understand how much pleasure could potentially give them. Now,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I know women who say they do this to every
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: guy there with the guys, and they do it to
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: disrespect them. I hear your friends talking, they act like
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: they're doing it, but you're looking disrespected right now, Just
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: angry friends. But I think that you know, first and foremost,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: the backdoor is not for everybody. Second of all. Second
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: of all, don't knock it till you try it, right
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: right at number three, It does not make you a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: gay person or gay man. If you like a little
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: bit of antal play, it makes you a freak. Like
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: it's it's there is you have the prostate gland which
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: can be accessed through the rectum, and there are so
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: many nerve endings on that prostate and they're never stimulated,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: they're never touched, they're never stimulated nothing. So the idea
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: is like when you touch a part of somebody's body
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: that's got some feeling that doesn't know what gets touched too, right,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: But have a clean but though please like please have
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: a clean butt. You're a tongue, but the whole finger
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: that has a bit much for me. I mean, you
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: work your way up right, you just like a finger's
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: a little Burton, what about it? Squirton is like a trophy, Like, Okay,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: what you're seeing on porn is probably urine. Okay because
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: when they're when it's shooting across the room. But the splash,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: like a I got the splash. I've never said I've
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: been going for the shoot across the room that the kid.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: That's not that's regularly in my life, the shoot across
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: the room. My wife would right, I was like, this
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: is getting if I get the splash, I get a
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: little but I want to. But yeah, my my vision
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: or thought with that and what I've seen important And
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: this this is another reason why I think our our
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: society sexually is just a skew. We've been watching too
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: many porns and it's so easy to access that people
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: really start to believe that the sex we're seeing in
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: porn is the sex that we're having and it's not. Line.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I heard my back this weekend watching the point. I
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: was watching this point called black Families, right, and it
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: was black. It was a black father. He had a
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: black wife, two daughters. It was one white dude that
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: started off with the one white dude having sex with
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: one of the daughters and he was trying to sneak
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: out the house. So as he's trying to escape the house,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: he ends up bumping into the mom having sex with
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: the mom. Just watch the sex, but watch the whole
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: past forward. I'm watching it. So my grown ass, well
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: over the age of thirty, tried that. Man, please you
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: try to hurting so bad. Literally the next down walking
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: up the steps, I'm like, oh, what the hell happened?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: It was all that good loving the whole black family.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, if I understand the average sex, it only
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: lasts three to five minutes. What that's really Yeah, the
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: studies show it's like three to five made five minutes.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: But see the problem though, is we don't do enough
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: for play because they don't take the time to talk
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: about what we like, so we don't know, like maybe
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: somebody into a loaf popping like what happened to the
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: days where somebody like took pride in getting the second
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: base the finger? Wait? What, No, it wasn't your boobs? Right? Oh?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: You kids? When people stop loving marines, yeah, and I
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: always say that people don't do that anymore, And I
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: always say that, and no, we do like it. One
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: and two you have to understand, for a man, it
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: takes a man like two or three minutes to be
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: ready and hit that plateau phase of the sexual response cycle.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: It takes a woman like ten to fifteen minutes. So
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: what's the right way to rue? Because I tend to
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: do it like a dj J. There is no right
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: way just rubbing. It's so bad that I think you're
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I think that the way you to rub
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: is the way you have to understand. So it has
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: a way. She slipped her dress a little bit when
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: she did for a reason, but because I'm thinking about
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: something has a hood for a reason. The reason is
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: because in the clip towards there's like five thousand nerve endings,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: So the hood is there to protect kind of like
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: an uncircumcised penis. Like, did you know uncircumcised penises are
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: more sensitive than circumcised penises. I didn't know that you
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: had a little extra skin on yours. I had a
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: little skin bridge. No, it's no longer than though I
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: got a cut out seventeen. Oh what do I feel like?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I miss it though. Yeah, they're thinking
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: about it lately. You know you could regrow it, Yeah,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: you could regrow it. But yeah, so the ideas that
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: it keeps it from being overexposed or overstimulated, because then
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: it can become painful. There are some contraptions and some devices.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: It's just skin stretching, so you would stretch the skin.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: You could do that to your Hope penis. No, but
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I was fully circumcised. I just had like a bridge
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: from like like real small with the hood. Oh yes,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: so you got a little leftover. So the hood is
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: there so if you kind of pull the hood back
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: to expose and but you definitely would want to have
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: a little boist on your finger. Loub it up. Uberlube
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: is a great lube, little girl. No, it's a German lube.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: It's like medical grade silicone lube. You can remove. I
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: make up with it. Sometimes I use it for flyways
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: in my hair. You got a couple of him more
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: often on all my social media at MH Sexpert www
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: dot MH sexpert dot com. All right, shol to Michelle
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Hope for joining us. When we come back, we have
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: my mix to People's Choice Mix, and this is a
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: special mix because today is my anniversary with my wife,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna celebrate. We're gonna enjoy this mix and
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: it's a breakfast, Clum, good morning,