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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to
- 0:27Speaker 1: the show, fellow Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always so
- 0:31Speaker 1: much for tuning in. Let's hear it for our number
- 0:35Speaker 1: one Horsey boy, the Main that just won't quit, our
- 0:39Speaker 1: super producer, mister Max Williams. Main.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Congratulations, Ben, you finally have after four and a half years,
- 0:45Speaker 2: and you hit me with one. I just don't know
- 0:47Speaker 2: how to respond on that one. The main part I
- 0:49Speaker 2: can hit you on, but the Horsey Boy, I just
- 0:52Speaker 2: yeah me Bud.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Max is speechless for the first time ever.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Yeah he still speaks.
- 0:58Speaker 3: No, Hey, guys, Irma Gert, it's the Kent Turkey Derby.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Ah, yes, yeah, that is none other than mister Noel Brown.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Uh Noel, do we have a sound cue for you yet?
- 1:10Speaker 3: Can it be that Horsey nay like from Insane in
- 1:13Speaker 3: the Membrane? You know?
- 1:19Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:19Speaker 4: For this what it must be, I mean for all times.
- 1:22Speaker 4: I'm cool with that as well. I'm totally I'm more
- 1:24Speaker 4: a Horsey boy than Max to be fair be.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Wow, oh wow, I agree completely and I don't even
- 1:30Speaker 2: know what means, but I agree.
- 1:31Speaker 3: Nobody does esa.
- 1:35Speaker 1: We're working out Horsey Boys Uh.
- 1:38Speaker 3: You know the horse girl phenomenon. That's the thing.
- 1:39Speaker 1: There's shout out Shane Gillis. Uh. Folks over on this
- 1:44Speaker 1: show they call me Ben Bullen, And we've all been there.
- 1:48Speaker 1: You know. You wake up one day and you say,
- 1:51Speaker 1: you know what, forget about work. It's nice outside. I
- 1:55Speaker 1: want to put on a fancy hat. I want to
- 1:58Speaker 1: maybe drink mint jus and I want to watch a
- 2:01Speaker 1: bunch of panicked horses run around in a circle.
- 2:11Speaker 4: You had me up until a nice day outside, and
- 2:14Speaker 4: then it was quite the leap to fancy hat meant
- 2:16Speaker 4: and paniced horses and a circle.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not the most fancy hat guys ourselves.
- 2:22Speaker 4: I'm just saying, whoever came up with this as as
- 2:25Speaker 4: a wake up activity, they must have had something going on.
- 2:27Speaker 3: I almost willing to bet we're going to talk about
- 2:29Speaker 3: exactly what that was.
- 2:31Speaker 1: I want to set up. Yeah, it's as tad specific.
- 2:34Speaker 1: But as you said, Noel, there is an annual event
- 2:38Speaker 1: that all Americans just sort of except as normal. It's
- 2:43Speaker 1: called the Kentucky Derby. And today we're gonna learn whether
- 2:48Speaker 1: or not it is ridiculous. Spoiler it is?
- 2:51Speaker 3: Boy? Is it ever? And what better way to start
- 2:56Speaker 3: a ridiculous.
- 2:57Speaker 4: Topic than with an absolutely ridiculous historic name. You think
- 3:01Speaker 4: it's ridiculous, I mean, dude, the question you immediately asked
- 3:05Speaker 4: yourself is like, who is this guy related to? And
- 3:08Speaker 4: we answered that very quickly. We're talking about, of course,
- 3:12Speaker 4: none other than Colonel Merriweather Lewis Clark Junior is only
- 3:15Speaker 4: related to one of them, William Clark. But he got
- 3:18Speaker 4: Lewis up in there too, And I believe Lewis's first
- 3:20Speaker 4: name was Merriweather.
- 3:22Speaker 1: You know, I didn't think about that. You are absolutely I.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Was having to look it up.
- 3:26Speaker 4: I'm almost positive that's the guests Merriweather, Lewis and William Clark.
- 3:30Speaker 3: How come he's got didn't have a William in there?
- 3:33Speaker 3: His dad was William. Yeah, he really loved his boy, Merriweather.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the colonel who is the grandson of
- 3:41Speaker 1: William Clark grandson. Yes, yeah, he is perhaps known from
- 3:47Speaker 1: a semi famous Lewis and Clark expedition, which of course
- 3:52Speaker 1: informed the much more important thing Oregon Trail.
- 3:56Speaker 3: Yeah, love it, Dysentry.
- 3:57Speaker 1: All day, Terry Ford, the River. So this guy is
- 4:02Speaker 1: originally from Kentucky. We'll call him Junior. He is a
- 4:06Speaker 1: man of means. He wants to see the rest of
- 4:09Speaker 1: the world, and unlike most Americans at the time, he
- 4:13Speaker 1: has the ability to travel across the pond.
- 4:17Speaker 4: Yeah, and I don't think we go on specifically what
- 4:20Speaker 4: his business was, but being a descendant of that famous line,
- 4:24Speaker 4: I imagine he was born into money.
- 4:27Speaker 1: He was not pushed for means. You know, they weren't
- 4:31Speaker 1: sweating the spoons nor the light built in eighteen seventy two.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Our but a junior travels over to England and he
- 4:40Speaker 1: witnesses a locally famous horse race in Epsom Surrey. It's
- 4:45Speaker 1: called not the Kentucky but the Derby Steaks, and people
- 4:50Speaker 1: in the know usually just call it the Derby. And Max,
- 4:54Speaker 1: as we're going on, we're going to lean on you
- 4:57Speaker 1: as our sportsman expert for few of these da.
- 5:01Speaker 2: I mean you, I wouldn't expect anything otherwise, but you know,
- 5:03Speaker 2: Kentucky Derby. I understand it. I also don't.
- 5:09Speaker 4: Like it's kind of like one of those things like NASCAR,
- 5:13Speaker 4: where it's really easy to reduce it down to this
- 5:16Speaker 4: notion of watching people drive a car around in circles,
- 5:20Speaker 4: and it's not until you drill down into the stats
- 5:22Speaker 4: and the mechanics of it all. And like again, if
- 5:24Speaker 4: we're looking at the horse horseboy side of things, the
- 5:28Speaker 4: breeds and the prowess.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Of these beautiful creatures.
- 5:31Speaker 4: But as we're going to get into I don't know, man,
- 5:34Speaker 4: I can definitely get a little more behind people being
- 5:36Speaker 4: into cars than this kind of parading of these specimens.
- 5:41Speaker 2: It's one thing to get here at the top NASCAR
- 5:45Speaker 2: has and Indie racing, Formula One racing has is quantity.
- 5:50Speaker 2: There is a lot of racing Kentucky Derby.
- 5:53Speaker 3: I had no idea we're going to get to that.
- 5:57Speaker 3: It's like all about the day.
- 5:59Speaker 4: It's like it's like the it's like hanging out in
- 6:00Speaker 4: the fish lot and then the Fish Concert's like moments long,
- 6:05Speaker 4: it's all.
- 6:06Speaker 1: About the lot, barely about the concert, and folks Nola
- 6:09Speaker 1: is saying fish Phis, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not
- 6:14Speaker 1: a parking lot with fish, but a parking lot full
- 6:17Speaker 1: of people who are fans of the jam band Fish,
- 6:20Speaker 1: which I think lots of. I like a lot of
- 6:23Speaker 1: their records.
- 6:24Speaker 3: I you know what.
- 6:25Speaker 4: I was actually just talking with some friends last night.
- 6:27Speaker 4: I would absolutely go see the Bandfish. I never have,
- 6:31Speaker 4: but I would do it.
- 6:32Speaker 3: There. I think they're interesting.
- 6:34Speaker 1: Make a weekend of it. So look the original Derby
- 6:40Speaker 1: over there in Surrey. It is first run in seventeen eighty.
- 6:44Speaker 1: It continues today. For now, all we need to note
- 6:47Speaker 1: about this is that it was and is open to
- 6:52Speaker 1: all three year old horses, which sounds very young for humans,
- 6:57Speaker 1: but is perfect racing for race horses. This inspires Junior.
- 7:03Speaker 4: Who, by the way, I was just looking at his
- 7:05Speaker 4: CV a little bit ben and he was known for
- 7:09Speaker 4: being a little bit touchy and had more than a
- 7:11Speaker 4: few occasions where he threatened people with guns. Yes, yeah, oddcat,
- 7:15Speaker 4: for sure. I definitely moneyed, which you know, we'll do
- 7:18Speaker 4: that to you if you're not careful. So Junior later
- 7:21Speaker 4: did travel to Perry, where he hooked up with the
- 7:24Speaker 4: French Jockey Club, because much like cycling, the French are ahead.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Of the curve in this particular sport as well.
- 7:31Speaker 4: That had been formed in eighteen sixty three, and the
- 7:34Speaker 4: French horse Boys had formed the nation's greatest horse race
- 7:38Speaker 4: up until that point, the Grand Prix de Pelis.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the premiere race for the entire country.
- 7:47Speaker 1: It's needless to say Junior is impressed. He makes it
- 7:52Speaker 1: back to the United States and he found something called
- 7:55Speaker 1: the Louisville Jockey Club and he forms this which is
- 8:01Speaker 1: kind of like a country club kind of thing, we
- 8:04Speaker 1: could think of it that way. And he's hoping to
- 8:07Speaker 1: raise monetary support to build racing facilities. He's walking back
- 8:14Speaker 1: into Kentucky and talking to the well healed people and
- 8:18Speaker 1: he's saying, look, they got awesome horse races in Europe.
- 8:23Speaker 1: This leads to the foundation of Churchill Downs, which is
- 8:28Speaker 1: named after John and Henry Churchill because they're the guys
- 8:33Speaker 1: in that meeting who donated the land for the track.
- 8:37Speaker 1: And I believe Clark lived with their family for a
- 8:41Speaker 1: time or he had a real close connection to their family.
- 8:45Speaker 1: So at first this whole.
- 8:47Speaker 4: Enterprise was a right right out, right out of the gates,
- 8:51Speaker 4: was a phenomenal success. The horse folk from the region
- 8:55Speaker 4: would come out. It's sort of one of the only
- 8:57Speaker 4: games in town. They stood up and took notice. Unfortunately,
- 9:02Speaker 4: things did go a little bit sideways, not too far
- 9:06Speaker 4: along in this when a nouveau riche gold rush tycoon,
- 9:10Speaker 4: like a dude that was made his money in the
- 9:12Speaker 4: gold rush named James ben ali Hagen had a bit
- 9:18Speaker 4: of a dalliance with some gambling operations. Ben, maybe this
- 9:21Speaker 4: is this is something that you found. This is an
- 9:22Speaker 4: interesting tale.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Oh yes, Nipun left behind James Ben Ali Hagen, Turkish
- 9:30Speaker 1: national made his money in the gold Rush, and he
- 9:34Speaker 1: ran a foul a full of sketchy gambling monopolies.
- 9:38Speaker 3: I will, Ben, I will, all right, Well here we go.
- 9:42Speaker 1: So it's a bit of background. It's eighteen eighty six.
- 9:46Speaker 1: There's another guy named CM White. CM White purchases like
- 9:52Speaker 1: a EP level monopoly on what they were calling pooling privileges.
- 9:58Speaker 1: That's the right to leave gamble on Kentucky Derby horse races.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny. I still call like office pools. You know,
- 10:07Speaker 4: I got that pool that's right. I guess that is
- 10:10Speaker 4: a gambling term. Yeah, I guess it's sort of like
- 10:12Speaker 4: the ante. It's like the pile of money that everyone
- 10:14Speaker 4: contributes to and then the winner takes all right.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just so, uh, this guy White, he pays
- 10:21Speaker 1: at the time, in eighteen eighty six, thirty thousand, six
- 10:25Speaker 1: hundred US dollars to control gambling at the emerging Kentucky Derby.
- 10:32Speaker 1: And I think we need a bit of an infletion calculator.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Can we get a boop, Max, dude, boom, there it
- 10:40Speaker 4: is when you do it.
- 10:41Speaker 3: A low dulcet boop of masks.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Love when he does it? Live all right, Sue. Thirty thousand,
- 10:48Speaker 1: six hundred dollars in eighteen eighty six is equivalent to
- 10:52Speaker 1: drum roll noel, you got it.
- 10:57Speaker 4: Oh, it's a million bucks roughly fifty million, fifty and
- 11:02Speaker 4: forty five, which still seems like a bargain to get
- 11:04Speaker 4: on the ground floor of what would ultimately be a
- 11:07Speaker 4: multimillion dollar operation. Dude anigar long term, right, I mean right,
- 11:12Speaker 4: this dude is so mafia about it. He says, okay,
- 11:17Speaker 4: I've got the rights. And he goes to every bookie
- 11:20Speaker 4: working at the Kentucky Derby and he says, you guys
- 11:23Speaker 4: have to pay me one hundred dollars straight up just
- 11:28Speaker 4: to work at this track, just to take bets, and
- 11:32Speaker 4: just to be clear, And this is maybe a sort
- 11:34Speaker 4: of a statement and a question. A bookie is a
- 11:37Speaker 4: book maker, and it's not inherently illegal, like there are
- 11:41Speaker 4: sports books operations, and so there are legal ones and
- 11:45Speaker 4: then there are illegal ones. But I think a lot
- 11:46Speaker 4: of times when people throw around bookie they're thinking about
- 11:49Speaker 4: the ones that'll like break your legs if you don't pay.
- 11:51Speaker 3: Up, right.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Yeah, The idea is you take bets from the general
- 11:57Speaker 1: public on any number of you usually sporting events. But
- 12:02Speaker 1: Las Vegas and Macaw get crazy with this. You make
- 12:05Speaker 1: a great point. The argument goes back to legitimacy, Like
- 12:10Speaker 1: it's totally legit and on the right side of the
- 12:14Speaker 1: law for there to be a bookie in say Monaco,
- 12:19Speaker 1: and you're betting on car races in Monaco. But we
- 12:23Speaker 1: had a super producer, Max, jump in for a second. Max,
- 12:27Speaker 1: you want to give us some on the street recognition
- 12:30Speaker 1: of bookies.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think another big thing about bookies
- 12:33Speaker 2: because I've known some bookies. Most time they're part time bookies,
- 12:37Speaker 2: not like big time bookies. But until recently, socially America,
- 12:41Speaker 2: like sports gambling was very legal in most places in
- 12:45Speaker 2: the country. It's just illegal, right, yeah, illegal right yeah, yeah, apology,
- 12:49Speaker 2: but yeah, I.
- 12:50Speaker 4: Just making sure because it's a little confusing and it's
- 12:52Speaker 4: still kind of a gray area where like now you're
- 12:55Speaker 4: starting to hear these ads for these sports books, and
- 12:58Speaker 4: like when you go to certain casinos they have the
- 13:00Speaker 4: section where there's all these different what they call sports books,
- 13:03Speaker 4: and it's what gets back to sort of this.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Old timey way of doing things.
- 13:08Speaker 2: One of the fantasy football podcasts I listened to, I'm
- 13:10Speaker 2: not giving any publicity or for advertising anyone here someone
- 13:13Speaker 2: we're talking to.
- 13:14Speaker 1: This is brought to you by DraftKings.
- 13:16Speaker 2: Actually no, it's not DraftKings, but one of them.
- 13:18Speaker 1: No, no, but this is brought to you by DraftKings.
- 13:21Speaker 2: I was listening to a fantasy football podcast and they were
- 13:24Speaker 2: talking about a specific sports book that was like there
- 13:27Speaker 2: are big lines like the only one legal in Florida.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Right, yeah, right, that's the kind of language you're starting
- 13:33Speaker 4: to hear in this copy when we're still in this
- 13:35Speaker 4: wild West day. We talked about this very much in
- 13:37Speaker 4: our Fantasy Sports episode. So all this stuff kind of
- 13:40Speaker 4: figures in.
- 13:40Speaker 2: And how this ties in with bookies is like, you know,
- 13:42Speaker 2: for a long time, it's like, Okay, how do you
- 13:44Speaker 2: gamble on these things? There's just a guy you knew,
- 13:47Speaker 2: like in the neighborhood, who was outside of the bar
- 13:49Speaker 2: with you.
- 13:50Speaker 1: There's an etymology we have to get into, which is
- 13:53Speaker 1: that the in the origin story, during the day the
- 13:58Speaker 1: book makers or the book would physically write down in
- 14:03Speaker 1: a book your donation or your gamble and the odds
- 14:08Speaker 1: of a thing. So there is a reason it's called bookmaking.
- 14:14Speaker 1: They were literally making a.
- 14:15Speaker 4: Book one hundred percent and just wanted to pull a
- 14:19Speaker 4: little tidbit that was news to me, or at least
- 14:21Speaker 4: a question that I had that I maybe didn't fully
- 14:23Speaker 4: have the answer to, and involves a term that you
- 14:25Speaker 4: like to throw around them, the vigoroush The way that
- 14:29Speaker 4: bookies cover these bets is by or at least more
- 14:34Speaker 4: than cover. They're covering it, I guess, because people have
- 14:35Speaker 4: to pay down on their bets and then they either
- 14:38Speaker 4: get their money back plus whatever the winnings is based
- 14:43Speaker 4: on the odds of the bet. The bookmakers control the odds,
- 14:47Speaker 4: and they strategically not manipulate, but they sort of have
- 14:51Speaker 4: to have knowledge of what's being bet on in such
- 14:54Speaker 4: a way that they can move the odds around to
- 14:56Speaker 4: attract bets, but also make sure they're covering it and
- 14:59Speaker 4: that they're able to get their commission or they're viig
- 15:02Speaker 4: or vigorous.
- 15:03Speaker 3: Right.
- 15:10Speaker 1: So, the folks at the Kentucky Derby during its origin story,
- 15:15Speaker 1: it was not necessarily a social nor a fashion event
- 15:20Speaker 1: it was not the met Gala or whatever. They wanted
- 15:24Speaker 1: to make money off these horses. And so when our
- 15:27Speaker 1: buddy CM White shakes down all the bookies at the
- 15:32Speaker 1: new Kentucky Derby, the bookies boycott. They say, we're just
- 15:37Speaker 1: not going to show up. No one can gamble, you
- 15:40Speaker 1: can't make high dollar bets over at the Derby. This
- 15:44Speaker 1: happens in eighteen eighty six. Our pal gold Rush James Hagen,
- 15:49Speaker 1: does not vibe with this. He learns he cannot place
- 15:53Speaker 1: a bet on his champion horse that he, in a
- 15:57Speaker 1: burst of humility, names Ben Ali, and so he says,
- 16:00Speaker 1: you know what, I'm with the bookies, I'm going to
- 16:03Speaker 1: boycott the race as well. Not one horse from my
- 16:07Speaker 1: stable will participate in your little Kentucky Derby, and we're
- 16:12Speaker 1: not gonna play ball until the bookies return. Derby leadership
- 16:18Speaker 1: calls his bluff. That pisses him off even more. He
- 16:22Speaker 1: goes to talk to his other horse owning friends. What's
- 16:27Speaker 1: the word for a guy who owns horses the way
- 16:30Speaker 1: you own a restaurant?
- 16:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
- 16:32Speaker 1: A horseboy, horseboy, horsemen?
- 16:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
- 16:39Speaker 4: I'm sticking with horseboy for just about everything pertaining to
- 16:42Speaker 4: the topic because I just love it so much. This
- 16:44Speaker 4: was bad news, right, This was like borderline devastating because
- 16:48Speaker 4: everyone starts to join in with these boycotts, other people
- 16:50Speaker 4: that have interest in the book, making nests of it all,
- 16:54Speaker 4: other owners, other you know, gamblers, et cetera. And while
- 16:58Speaker 4: the bookies did return the fire year in eighteen eighty seven,
- 17:01Speaker 4: the damage had kind of been done at least up
- 17:04Speaker 4: until some changes took place.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Yeah, this pattern continues until Churchill Downs goes so far
- 17:13Speaker 1: Churchill Downhill that it is going to be closed and
- 17:20Speaker 1: bankrupt around nineteen oh three. So it gets sold off
- 17:24Speaker 1: and a new crew steps in another colonel of course. Yeah,
- 17:29Speaker 1: his name's Matt Wynn. He's also from Louisville. And Churchill
- 17:33Speaker 1: Downs manages to repair its reputation. It becomes the number
- 17:38Speaker 1: one race for three year old thoroughbreds here in the
- 17:43Speaker 1: United States.
- 17:44Speaker 3: So let's just say that you're a jockey or what
- 17:47Speaker 3: do you say, a.
- 17:48Speaker 4: Horse lord, you know, the horse lord's fun and you
- 17:52Speaker 4: got a nagger affiliate or stallion that wins over there
- 17:56Speaker 4: at the Kentucky Derby. Well, I mean, wouldn't you want
- 17:59Speaker 4: to keep going?
- 18:00Speaker 1: Why stop? There, says everybody with a gambling problem. After
- 18:05Speaker 1: winning the Derby, horse owners start sending their horses in
- 18:10Speaker 1: the US to compete in two other races, the Preakness
- 18:14Speaker 1: Steaks in Baltimore and then the Belmont Steaks in Elmont,
- 18:18Speaker 1: New York.
- 18:19Speaker 3: In Belmont, New York, why don't they call it the
- 18:21Speaker 3: Elmont Steaks. That doesn't make any sense to me.
- 18:24Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.
- 18:25Speaker 3: Also, the Preakness. Doesn't that sound like a thing you'd
- 18:27Speaker 3: say about something that was really rad Like that is
- 18:30Speaker 3: the Preakness, The absolutely ruickness, you know.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Right, like the ability of having or the capability of
- 18:35Speaker 1: having the peak of a These always strikes me like
- 18:39Speaker 1: Jinko's are Preakness nineteen nineties jeans peak Preakness.
- 18:43Speaker 4: Indeed, So these other races were pre existing, but it
- 18:46Speaker 4: was just kind of like the success of the Kentucky
- 18:49Speaker 4: Derby kind of elevated them in a way because they
- 18:51Speaker 4: were the only other games in town.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty profitable races. In nineteen nineteen, there's
- 18:59Speaker 1: a horse named Sir Barton who is owned by a
- 19:04Speaker 1: human named John E. Madden, and Madden is also from Kentucky. Anyway,
- 19:09Speaker 1: Sir Barton wins all three of these races, the Kentucky Derby,
- 19:15Speaker 1: the Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Steaks. This means the
- 19:19Speaker 1: Guy was the first triple Crown horse, a term we've
- 19:23Speaker 1: all heard before, but the term itself isn't used until
- 19:27Speaker 1: more than a decade later.
- 19:29Speaker 3: That's right.
- 19:29Speaker 4: A second horse named Gallant Fox also won all three.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Is this what they call the triple crown?
- 19:36Speaker 1: This is the triple crown because Gallant Fox inspired the
- 19:41Speaker 1: sports writer of the time, Charles Hatten, to popularize the
- 19:45Speaker 1: term triple crown. And this launches huge public interest, not
- 19:50Speaker 1: just in the States, but across the world, right, because
- 19:54Speaker 1: we learned this from England, and we learned this from France.
- 19:58Speaker 1: And there's a dark side because everyone in the US
- 20:02Speaker 1: is at this time fueled with a growing interest in
- 20:07Speaker 1: the pseudoscience of eugenics and social Darwinism, and they started
- 20:12Speaker 1: asking each other in certain circles whether it was possible
- 20:17Speaker 1: to breed a quote unquote super horse, and.
- 20:20Speaker 3: If we can do it with horses, maybe we can
- 20:21Speaker 3: do it with people.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 20:24Speaker 4: It's weird, dude, The idea of like observing these specimens
- 20:28Speaker 4: being put through their paces. It just kind of like, well,
- 20:31Speaker 4: you're gonna get to it, Ben, I mean, I don't
- 20:32Speaker 4: mean to scoop it, but you know, with athletes that
- 20:35Speaker 4: put themselves through the ringer, you know, whether it be
- 20:38Speaker 4: training or drug enhancement, they know what they're doing, right, Yeah.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll get to it. Lets let's talk a little bit.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Let's talk a little bit about the Triple Crown.
- 20:47Speaker 4: Since nineteen thirty one, the Triple Crown races have happened
- 20:52Speaker 4: in a specific order, for you win the Derby, then
- 20:54Speaker 4: the Preakness, and then the Belmont. First live radio broadcast
- 20:59Speaker 4: of the Derby came on May sixteenth, nineteen twenty five,
- 21:02Speaker 4: where you would have just had some absolute rapid fire
- 21:04Speaker 4: mid Atlantic follow.
- 21:06Speaker 1: By Babada's Charlie Brown left, tors bang, thank you, thank you.
- 21:13Speaker 4: We're gonna get into some really fun horse names, but
- 21:15Speaker 4: it just it's become such a joke in the best
- 21:18Speaker 4: possible way, these absurd horse names. And that's what I
- 21:20Speaker 4: think of when I think of the Kentucky Derby. Is
- 21:22Speaker 4: this that cartoonish kind of coverage.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Right, And if we fast forward, the first television coverage
- 21:31Speaker 1: aired on May seventh, nineteen forty nine, that was regional
- 21:36Speaker 1: and was pre recorded. The first national television coverage airs
- 21:40Speaker 1: on May third, nineteen fifty two. This feeds public interest.
- 21:45Speaker 1: This is great for the bookies. This is great for
- 21:48Speaker 1: the people who own and sell the horses. In nineteen
- 21:52Speaker 1: fifty four, just a few years later, the official prize
- 21:58Speaker 1: they call it a purse for first place, exceeds one
- 22:02Speaker 1: hundred thousand US dollars. In nineteen fifty four, if we
- 22:07Speaker 1: can throw to an inflation calculator, Max, give us a
- 22:11Speaker 1: wildly different boop.
- 22:18Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's relaxing, Rex.
- 22:21Speaker 4: Yeah, we got around one point two million dollars in
- 22:25Speaker 4: today's dollars.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Yeah, one billion, nearly one point three Yeah, one million,
- 22:30Speaker 1: two hundred thou nine and twenty one dollars and ninety
- 22:34Speaker 1: three cents. Uh. This is a big business, and like
- 22:38Speaker 1: all big businesses with serious money on the line, serious
- 22:43Speaker 1: problems come to light and you set it up so well.
- 22:46Speaker 1: In the human athletes then and now fall victim to
- 22:52Speaker 1: accusations of doping, and horses are no different. Here's another
- 22:57Speaker 1: horse name. We love a horse named Dancers image in
- 23:02Speaker 1: nineteen sixty eight.
- 23:04Speaker 4: That's right, Dancer's image in nineteen sixty eight was found
- 23:08Speaker 4: to contain the horse contained traces of an anti inflammatory
- 23:12Speaker 4: painkiller called phenal beautazone.
- 23:15Speaker 1: Yeah, unlike human athletes, our equine friends don't possess the
- 23:20Speaker 1: ability to consent to being doped or drugged, and they
- 23:25Speaker 1: don't have the capacity to understand what's being forced upon them.
- 23:30Speaker 1: This is just the beginning with issues surrounding animal racing,
- 23:34Speaker 1: from camels to dogs to horses. People oppose this.
- 23:38Speaker 4: Do you remember there was a I think it was
- 23:40Speaker 4: an HBO television series about horse racing that happened a
- 23:43Speaker 4: handful of years ago, and it was canceled very quickly,
- 23:48Speaker 4: maybe even before the season ended, because of it was
- 23:50Speaker 4: just rampant abuse of the animals, because they were trying
- 23:53Speaker 4: to make it as real as possible, and the only
- 23:55Speaker 4: way to make it as real as possible is to
- 23:57Speaker 4: treat the animals with a lot of, you know, brutality.
- 24:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 24:01Speaker 4: The show is called Luck and it was canceled due
- 24:05Speaker 4: to the deaths of three horses during its production. This
- 24:09Speaker 4: was a Dustin Hoffman vehicle and Pete got in the mix.
- 24:12Speaker 3: And so I'm saying, if that's what they're doing in a.
- 24:15Speaker 4: TV show to paint an accurate picture of this era,
- 24:20Speaker 4: what must.
- 24:21Speaker 3: Have been like you know, in the era.
- 24:24Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely an odor in the court, which is also
- 24:27Speaker 1: a name of a real life racehorse. Look. Just last year,
- 24:32Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, a journalist named Kalia Richardson from Rolling
- 24:37Speaker 1: Stone dove into the controversy surrounding racehorses. She said, quote
- 24:44Speaker 1: corruption and a witted all costs mentality have long been
- 24:48Speaker 1: a part of horse racing, but in recent years that
- 24:51Speaker 1: culture has led to dire consequences. The FBI got involved, folks.
- 24:57Speaker 1: More than two dozen people were charged with secretly distributing
- 25:02Speaker 1: drugs to race horses in twenty twenty and in twenty
- 25:07Speaker 1: twenty three, not that long ago, twelve horses. A dozen
- 25:12Speaker 1: horses died at Churchill Downs immediately before and after the race.
- 25:18Speaker 4: And Ben, you pointed out in your research that the
- 25:22Speaker 4: New York Times documentary Broken Horses is a good watch
- 25:25Speaker 4: if you want to dig a little deeper. Plus, we
- 25:26Speaker 4: have explorations of this on our other show stuff they
- 25:29Speaker 4: don't want you to know, along with our pal Matt Frederick.
- 25:31Speaker 1: And our pal Dylan, the Tennessee pal Fagan.
- 25:34Speaker 3: Yes, indeed also a bit of a horse point.
- 25:43Speaker 1: So we didn't want to leave you without a dope,
- 25:47Speaker 1: hoof to trot to dress hodge is weird. A lot
- 25:51Speaker 1: of people comment about the Kentucky Derby in terms of
- 25:58Speaker 1: social like social import right, So when you are looking
- 26:03Speaker 1: at the derby and the actual derby, by the way,
- 26:06Speaker 1: the actual horse racing is a very small part of
- 26:09Speaker 1: the modern experience. A lot of times the media is
- 26:13Speaker 1: going to focus on the fashion, the eye popping hats. Noel,
- 26:19Speaker 1: this is where you and I learned about something called fascinators.
- 26:23Speaker 3: Yeah, not to be confused with terrifiers. That's very different.
- 26:26Speaker 3: It's his own thing. Fascinators are a super posh accessory.
- 26:32Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's weird. Imagine the fanciest hat pin or
- 26:39Speaker 1: headband ever. It's a hairclip times a million. They're colorful,
- 26:44Speaker 1: they're vibrant. People wear them to stand out at the
- 26:48Speaker 1: Kentucky Derby, even if they're not wearing a hat.
- 26:51Speaker 4: Can I just say that I really love that National
- 26:54Speaker 4: Geographic is commenting on this as though they're like observing.
- 26:57Speaker 3: Like animals in the wild, and not the horses.
- 27:00Speaker 4: I'm talking about the people, you know, and these weird
- 27:03Speaker 4: mating rituals like peacocking around with their bizarre hats. I'm
- 27:07Speaker 4: sure we saw some like some of those crazy taxidermy
- 27:10Speaker 4: hat type situations that we've discussed I believe with our
- 27:13Speaker 4: buddy aj Bahamas.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good callback, Noel. This reminds me of being
- 27:19Speaker 1: in college and looking at anthropological satire like the Nasserrema.
- 27:26Speaker 3: Dude, I love that. Yeah, I talk about that any
- 27:29Speaker 3: recent episode of stuff. They don't want you to know.
- 27:31Speaker 3: Let's not spoil it.
- 27:32Speaker 4: It's just a it's a sociological deep dive that will
- 27:36Speaker 4: tickle you satire.
- 27:38Speaker 1: We hope we also know that sombreros are common at
- 27:43Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby.
- 27:44Speaker 3: Yeah, that threw me a little bit.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a type of hat.
- 27:48Speaker 3: It is a type of hat.
- 27:49Speaker 4: But I mean, are we talking like Mexican sombreros or
- 27:52Speaker 4: is there is that not.
- 27:54Speaker 3: Like a bit a culturally appropriate of but maybe I'm I.
- 27:57Speaker 1: Mean it's more surface area port, more flowery stuff and
- 28:02Speaker 1: ribbons on it. These people are walking around with full
- 28:07Speaker 1: floral arrangements on your shirts.
- 28:08Speaker 3: I guess it's a good point.
- 28:10Speaker 4: Also, they're also walking around being intensely white and the
- 28:12Speaker 4: same they're.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Also appropriating the earlier races in England and France.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Not to mention Yeah, No, it's a good point this.
- 28:23Speaker 4: I won't be too pedantic about it, just that when
- 28:24Speaker 4: I saw some breras that threw me for a bit
- 28:26Speaker 4: of a loop.
- 28:27Speaker 3: We also have a term that I've seen.
- 28:31Speaker 4: It's one of those better Minehoff things in literature, A
- 28:34Speaker 4: good bit recently, the idea of a close which can
- 28:37Speaker 4: just be described like as a bunch of things like
- 28:40Speaker 4: a tide ribbon under your chin would be a closeh
- 28:43Speaker 4: But it's also here, very specifically, a style of accessor.
- 28:48Speaker 1: Yeah, like a bucket hat, a pillbox hat. This goes
- 28:53Speaker 1: so deep it could be an episode all its own.
- 28:56Speaker 1: We're probably not the ones. We're not the have dashers
- 29:00Speaker 1: you're looking for. We can tell you for anybody who
- 29:04Speaker 1: just asked, wait, I'm a guy, what do I wear
- 29:08Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby, we can tell you can wear a
- 29:11Speaker 1: bowler hat once upon a time known as a Derby hat.
- 29:16Speaker 4: Yea the Brown Derby in Los Angeles, famous Hollywood hot
- 29:22Speaker 4: spot in the golden age of cinema.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Yeah, you can rock a pork pie here in the States.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Over in Louisville, Kentucky. You can wear a fedora for
- 29:34Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby people won't be mad at you. The
- 29:37Speaker 1: custom hats are apparently quite expensive. There's a Kentucky Derby
- 29:43Speaker 1: Museum milliner named Jenny Fanisdale who told Business Insider that
- 29:50Speaker 1: people pay upwards of five hundred to six hundred dollars
- 29:55Speaker 1: US for a custom hat that they only wear once.
- 30:00Speaker 1: That seems like a lot of money for a one
- 30:02Speaker 1: use thing, but who are we to judge?
- 30:06Speaker 4: I have to say something just to correct myself, the
- 30:09Speaker 4: word klosh. I was totally wrong about what it was.
- 30:12Speaker 4: I knew i'd seen it, But you know what it
- 30:14Speaker 4: also is, Ben. It's the thing that you put over
- 30:16Speaker 4: food for the big reveal the domes. It's called a klosh.
- 30:21Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I said it was a bunch of ribbons,
- 30:23Speaker 4: and that was its own thing that you already mentioned
- 30:26Speaker 4: as well. But a klosh is that dome thing with
- 30:28Speaker 4: the little handle that you pull off to reveal the
- 30:30Speaker 4: fancy chicken or whatever.
- 30:31Speaker 1: I love it. And now, as we're wrapping up the
- 30:35Speaker 1: history of the Kentucky Derby, which is really a history
- 30:39Speaker 1: of Americans or Yanks trying to catch up with the British,
- 30:44Speaker 1: we could not picture a better ending than giving you
- 30:48Speaker 1: some of our favorite kooky racehorse names. I love goat Zapper,
- 30:55Speaker 1: I love po too.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Yeah, tell us about that one.
- 31:01Speaker 4: I believe there was a fun typo situation that led
- 31:03Speaker 4: to that name.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Yeah. So this is a horse from the seventeen hundreds,
- 31:08Speaker 1: and his owner asked the kid working at the stables
- 31:13Speaker 1: to write the horse's name down. The horse was called Potatoes.
- 31:18Speaker 1: That's what he responded to. The kid wrote pot and
- 31:24Speaker 1: then wrote the letter O eight times, and the owner
- 31:28Speaker 1: loved it, and so now the horse's name is historically
- 31:31Speaker 1: po two.
- 31:34Speaker 3: It's like one of those like you're trying to, you know,
- 31:36Speaker 3: make it hard for people to find you on social media,
- 31:38Speaker 3: and so you put like a very specific number of
- 31:40Speaker 3: like o's or i's or whatever. Have we talked about?
- 31:43Speaker 3: Hoof hearted? Hoof hearted?
- 31:46Speaker 1: I love who hearted? Yeah?
- 31:48Speaker 3: Who heard?
- 31:48Speaker 1: Can you say it five times?
- 31:49Speaker 3: I don't want to. I'm not going to do it.
- 31:51Speaker 4: Okay, who farted? That's how you say. It's all about
- 31:53Speaker 4: where he put the em fastus. And just just to
- 31:57Speaker 4: crib a little bit from Britannica here, at firstance, they
- 32:00Speaker 4: say hoof hearted seemed like a charming and appropriate.
- 32:03Speaker 3: Name for an equine friend.
- 32:05Speaker 4: But if you say it five times fast as you
- 32:07Speaker 4: pointed out, and you'll realize it's a clever dublo tendre
- 32:09Speaker 4: that made it past jockey club sensors.
- 32:11Speaker 3: And that's a big part of this whole horse naming game.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Got another one, are uh? And then I also some
- 32:19Speaker 4: more modern ones. I found a minute ago. Let's see
- 32:22Speaker 4: if I can find it.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Oh, I love ben Dover, no pun left behind. I
- 32:27Speaker 1: love sofa king fast. Get it sofa space king space fast,
- 32:34Speaker 1: but say it quickly.
- 32:36Speaker 4: That's a good old gag there, like a sofa king stupid. Also,
- 32:40Speaker 4: it's fine, We've got no souper. No, It's just it's
- 32:43Speaker 4: just an old gang. It's like it's where you like
- 32:46Speaker 4: write it down and then you ask someone to say
- 32:48Speaker 4: it over and over again, and then they end up saying,
- 32:50Speaker 4: I am so fuck gang stupid. You know, it's like
- 32:52Speaker 4: a it's a gag. It's a goof classic no soup
- 32:56Speaker 4: for you from the peak times of Seinfeld. We've got
- 33:01Speaker 4: bodacious tatas from nineteen eighty five.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Let's see, we've got Anita Bath, We've got Hugh Jass,
- 33:10Speaker 1: We've got Chester drawers.
- 33:12Speaker 4: Yeah, these are all Bart Simpson prank phone calls. Basically
- 33:16Speaker 4: Branjelina from two thousand and five, Peak Brad and Angelina time,
- 33:21Speaker 4: what am I chopped?
- 33:21Speaker 3: Liver? All one on one word.
- 33:24Speaker 1: I like the ones that are like a sentence.
- 33:27Speaker 4: Oh not everything, yeah, from two thousand and eight. We
- 33:30Speaker 4: have one, just so, where's the beef?
- 33:34Speaker 1: We have some that are pushing the limits. And I
- 33:37Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to ideal horse name,
- 33:40Speaker 1: who seems very into this. I was not aware of,
- 33:43Speaker 1: you guys that there is literally a horse called maya
- 33:49Speaker 1: enormous boot.
- 33:52Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, and we couldn't.
- 33:55Speaker 4: We couldn't end today's episode without talking about Panty Raid
- 33:58Speaker 4: Panti of course.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Yeah, put some respect on his name. Midnight Charger, ghost Zapper.
- 34:04Speaker 1: We got Max coming in.
- 34:05Speaker 3: Hot, all right.
- 34:06Speaker 2: So, as there always is for these things, there is
- 34:09Speaker 2: of course a random horse name generator.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Love it guy.
- 34:14Speaker 2: You guys want to here's someone's like.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Yeah, play the game. This is like, uh, this is
- 34:18Speaker 1: like when I was reading weird words from that reference word.
- 34:22Speaker 2: So I'm going to say the name. You tell me
- 34:24Speaker 2: what the horse looks like or like sounds like here
- 34:28Speaker 2: are something. We got a majestic mirage.
- 34:31Speaker 1: It's clearly a horse.
- 34:34Speaker 3: Wait, what are you asking, Max, you're asking it to
- 34:36Speaker 3: describe the horse.
- 34:37Speaker 2: Yeah, what what do you think? Why why would we
- 34:39Speaker 2: name this horse?
- 34:39Speaker 4: I couldn't possibly answer that. I have no frame of
- 34:42Speaker 4: reference for any name to horse ratio.
- 34:44Speaker 1: There's no logic or reason.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Yeah to this, I think that's the point.
- 34:48Speaker 2: How about Thunderbolt Tango.
- 34:51Speaker 3: Maybe he's got like a yeah, a bit of a stripe.
- 34:53Speaker 1: That horse has a tank top, it loves the savannah bananas,
- 34:57Speaker 1: and it probably does scratch offs.
- 35:00Speaker 4: I'm also picturing it as being the kind of little
- 35:01Speaker 4: pony that like a cowboy might ride, maybe with like
- 35:04Speaker 4: a lightning streak stripe along its side.
- 35:06Speaker 3: Now I'm thinking of just race cars. I don't know, last.
- 35:08Speaker 2: One worst one, and I got velvet Nebula's.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Oh oh luscious fur. I would say, uh, probably machine
- 35:19Speaker 1: night rider.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Bit of achine.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a fun to pet.
- 35:23Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna use that nickname now, going for it,
- 35:26Speaker 2: but for something very different.
- 35:27Speaker 3: Was it again?
- 35:28Speaker 4: Velvet velvet Nebula, Velvet Nebula, Yeah, because I'm also now
- 35:32Speaker 4: thinking of space stuff.
- 35:33Speaker 3: I'm thinking of inper.
- 35:35Speaker 1: NASA for sure, first horse on the Moon. I am
- 35:38Speaker 1: super into it. Hey, hey, Max, you're gonna use Velvet
- 35:42Speaker 1: Nebula as your new persona.
- 35:45Speaker 2: I think I am, and you can be my starry Strider.
- 35:49Speaker 3: That's really sweet. What can I be?
- 35:51Speaker 2: You can be my moon shadow dancer.
- 35:53Speaker 3: Oh I love that, Thank you so love it.
- 35:55Speaker 1: That's very uh, that's very Van Morrison. Right, marvelous night.
- 35:59Speaker 3: For moon dances doing jazz hands.
- 36:02Speaker 1: We don't even have time to get into the traditional
- 36:05Speaker 1: cuisine of the Kentucky Derby, but we do have time
- 36:09Speaker 1: to thank you so much for tuning in, friends and neighbors,
- 36:13Speaker 1: fellow ridiculous historians. We're gonna call it a day. Thank
- 36:16Speaker 1: you as always to our super producer, Velvet Nebula. Max.
- 36:22Speaker 1: We're gonna use your horse name from now on.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Bet are you talking, by the way, are you talking
- 36:27Speaker 3: about the Hot Brown?
- 36:29Speaker 4: There's some funny dishes associated with the Oh my goodness,
- 36:34Speaker 4: but look at hop, y'all, it's worth it.
- 36:36Speaker 3: And if if it's if you're.
- 36:37Speaker 4: Familiar with other big, big, big money type of legacy
- 36:41Speaker 4: events like the Masters where they've got these famous pimento
- 36:45Speaker 4: cheese sandwiches or whatever. Oh yeah, I've never had one
- 36:48Speaker 4: and I grew up there, but yeah, the Hot Brown
- 36:51Speaker 4: classic Kentucky open face sandwich. It's just turkey and bacon
- 36:54Speaker 4: and some sort of gravy it looks like.
- 36:57Speaker 1: And big thanks as well to Alex Williams who compose
- 37:01Speaker 1: this banking track. Big thanks to aj Bahamas, Jacobs, Doctor
- 37:05Speaker 1: Rachel Big, Spinach, Lance Oh and our new friend Ross
- 37:09Speaker 1: bettish Man.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Ross is so cool I hope to have him back
- 37:12Speaker 3: again Talk ninety some.
- 37:13Speaker 4: He literally brought in the scope of the show time
- 37:16Speaker 4: wise with his very presence.
- 37:18Speaker 3: Thanks to you as well. Ben, This is a great one.
- 37:20Speaker 4: Thanks for bringing this and doing all the research on
- 37:23Speaker 4: the Kentucky Derby.
- 37:24Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Anita Bath, Dixie Enormous, jack Niehoff,
- 37:29Speaker 1: Pat Mind, Wildie Stroker, and of course Buck Naked Hand.
- 37:33Speaker 3: We'll see you next time, folks.
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