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Full Show 7-30-26: Summer Bod · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time, welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 2: Just swallowed.
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  Speaker 3: You do that wrong? Will we go water?
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  Speaker 2: I yes, I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 4: I was like prepping to say the most awesome thing
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  Speaker 4: in the world, and then.
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  Speaker 3: I just choked. Literally, you choked.
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  Speaker 2: You handle it?
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  Speaker 3: What are we doing today? Today? We're doing something about
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  Speaker 3: your me maw, And then we're.
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  Speaker 2: Doing oh Man at seven o'clock. I got a good
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  Speaker 2: story for you.
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  Speaker 3: That's all I know about that one. And then we're
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  Speaker 3: doing the summer bucket lists.
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  Speaker 4: We're turning the we're turning the lobby into a water park.
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  Speaker 4: That it's more because our boss. I told some other
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  Speaker 4: friends in radio what we were doing, and who is
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  Speaker 4: also as of other radio people in another city for
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  Speaker 4: our company, and I said, we're doing it to irritate
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  Speaker 4: our boss, you know. And she said, you are a menace.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I know.
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  Speaker 3: To be fair, I think we're the menace.
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  Speaker 2: Show of the building. They running all the time.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, we're.
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  Speaker 3: Very interested in what you're doing, but we're also scared
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  Speaker 3: what you're doing.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on real quick, we got to make this real fast.
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  Speaker 4: What did you do to your lip. You got to
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  Speaker 4: cut on it. Do you hurt yourself on the diving
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  Speaker 4: board at your pool party yesterday?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's a fever blister, okay, and I can't do
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  Speaker 3: anything about it.
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  Speaker 2: That's not interesting. Good morning, thanks for being here.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show?
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  Speaker 4: A girl got bit by a barracuda on her family vacation.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think this actually happens.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you don't know, I just googled what a
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  Speaker 4: barracuda is. It's a large predatory fish. But a thirteen
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  Speaker 4: year old girl was bitten pretty bad by the barracuda
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  Speaker 4: during a family bacer in Turks and Kekos.
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  Speaker 2: But this is what's funny.
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  Speaker 4: She still wants to be a marine biologist even after
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  Speaker 4: getting bit.
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  Speaker 3: That's real dedication.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this. I did the handstand, just felt like
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  Speaker 2: a lot of pressures.
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  Speaker 4: I just looked up from a hand I just saw
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  Speaker 4: blood everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: It was just blood running through Mike, my whole arm.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 4: She was in the ocean doing a handstand, just goofing off,
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  Speaker 4: and it came in.
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  Speaker 2: Up and bitter.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's worse.
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  Speaker 2: It was just like a horror movie. She named the
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  Speaker 2: Barracuda Susie. She's like, I'm not mad at the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a little mad at Susie.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty funny that she named it, even after it bitter.
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  Speaker 1: Why it's Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
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  Speaker 4: I have real easy questions for you today. Okay, think
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  Speaker 4: you can handle it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I can.
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  Speaker 2: You're the contestant today on Super Easy Trivia.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Also, if you'd like to win some tickets, call the
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  Speaker 4: show producer. Blake is winning them for you. Playing the
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  Speaker 4: game right now? Eight three, three, five oh one Bama.
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  Speaker 4: Question number one, Okay, what do pandas eat bamboo?
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  Speaker 2: Joh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What do humans breathe to stay alive?
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  Speaker 3: Oxygen?
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  Speaker 2: What's the chemical symbol of it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Two? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking water. I was like, why are you
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  Speaker 2: not saying h to a.
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  Speaker 3: That never? It might be just oh, I think it's
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  Speaker 3: just oh it is just a yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Next question, please, what's the closest.
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  Speaker 2: Star to Earth?
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  Speaker 3: That would be the sun?
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  Speaker 2: For now? What do you mean for now?
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  Speaker 3: If a sudden if a star gets closer than.
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  Speaker 2: Are we aren't we in a black here?
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  Speaker 5: Just there's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 4: The elem Turkey Creek just added three hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 4: eight acres and is now Jefferson County's third one thousand
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  Speaker 4: acre nature preserve. The other two are Red Mountain Park
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  Speaker 4: and Roughner Mountain Nature Preserve. There's going to be a
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  Speaker 4: celebration at Turkey Creek next Wednesday, August fifth, if you
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  Speaker 4: want to go at the Nature Preserve Bazilion pavilion at
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  Speaker 4: ten AM. American Idol renewed for season twenty five, with
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  Speaker 4: auditions launching on August twenty fifth with the Idol Across
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  Speaker 4: America Virtual Nationwide Search. The competition is going to hold
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  Speaker 4: auditions across all fifty states and run through September twenty eighth.
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  Speaker 4: So if you know somebody that's a really good singer,
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  Speaker 4: I'd say hey go audition for American Idol. BTS is
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  Speaker 4: protesting the Grammeas because of the Grammeas new category. They
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  Speaker 4: added a few new categories for the twenty twenty seven Grammys,
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  Speaker 4: and one of the category includes Best Asian Pop Music Performance,
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  Speaker 4: which specifically recognizes K pop, J pop, and C pop.
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  Speaker 4: BTS is not happy about it. All seven members refuse
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  Speaker 4: to submit themselves for consideration. Yesterday they posted a message
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  Speaker 4: on their end to Graham and Korean and it translates too,
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  Speaker 4: we have decided not to enter the Grammys this year.
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  Speaker 4: I hope music itself can be heard and loved rather
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  Speaker 4: than being distinguished by region or language. Recording at Academy,
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  Speaker 4: CEO Harvey Mason Junior issued a statement saying he's disappointed
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  Speaker 4: in their decision, and the new category was created to
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  Speaker 4: quote celebrate the depth, diversity, and extraordinary growth of pop
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  Speaker 4: artistry coming out of Asia. So that's what's going on
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  Speaker 4: with the Grammys. A little bit of drama right now.
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  Speaker 4: And that's three things you need to know more. At
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  Speaker 4: the Alabama Show dot com, you are listening.
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  Speaker 1: To the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 4: Me Mall, my grandmother who raised me, almost lost a baby.
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  Speaker 3: Can you give me more?
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 4: producer Blake. My grandmother me Mall goes to stay at
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  Speaker 4: my little cousins Hannah one week on, one week off.
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  Speaker 4: My little cousin Hannah is the voice of what the
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  Speaker 4: hell headlines. We're all close. Me Moll basically raised me
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  Speaker 4: and Hannah, so we're like sisters. Hannah has a two
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  Speaker 4: year old almost two year old. Yes, and I have said,
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  Speaker 4: I have said to everybody, y'all, mem doesn't need to
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  Speaker 4: be watching this baby by herself because my grandmother, Mama
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  Speaker 4: is eighty one years old.
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  Speaker 2: She's starting to get all the old lady health problems.
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  Speaker 4: She's falling. She can't keep up with the kid. Like
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  Speaker 4: she tried to change Ida's diaper. Ida's the baby. She
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  Speaker 4: tried to change her diaper a few weeks ago, and
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  Speaker 4: she went running through the house with a poopy diaper
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  Speaker 4: and me Mom couldn't catch her, and it was a
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  Speaker 4: crap show.
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  Speaker 2: Literally. Okay, so here's what happened this week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Ida the baby locked herself in me Ma's bedroom
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  Speaker 4: he me mam.
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  Speaker 2: Is not instead bedroom and could not get her out.
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  Speaker 4: And was hysterical because me Ma, I love my grandmother.
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  Speaker 4: But in an emergency situation, there's two kinds of people,
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  Speaker 4: the people who stay calm and handle it, and the
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  Speaker 4: people who go into hysterics and act like crazy people
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  Speaker 4: running around with their head cut off.
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  Speaker 3: I have a guess, so which one Mema is based off.
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  Speaker 2: Hell was going not the calm one.
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  Speaker 4: Yep. She started trying to call everybody. She was called
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  Speaker 4: Hannah's a second grade teacher. She was at school getting
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  Speaker 4: ready for school to start next week.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe daddy was nowhere.
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  Speaker 4: Me Ma couldn't get anybody on the phone. Finally, a
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  Speaker 4: family friend came and walked in the door, who was
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  Speaker 4: already on her way there to pick up the baby
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  Speaker 4: and take her, I don't know, to a water park
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  Speaker 4: or something and pop the door open with a butter knife.
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  Speaker 4: But Mema, I was like, well, what was going on
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  Speaker 4: with the baby? Because obviously, worst case scenario, a two
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  Speaker 4: year old likes themselves in a room you don't know
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  Speaker 4: it's and mama's got her own bathroom, so like you
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  Speaker 4: think they're head happen.
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  Speaker 2: Anything could happen.
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  Speaker 4: No, me Ma was panicking so bad that the baby
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  Speaker 4: was inside.
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  Speaker 2: Mem All kept going turn the knob, turn the knob.
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  Speaker 4: And the baby was in there, crying, beating the door.
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  Speaker 2: Saying me Mom and me. Mom was on the other
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  Speaker 2: side of the door going turn the door, knob.
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  Speaker 3: Turn the doe down. She just made it worse.
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  Speaker 2: I was so traumatized. By the time they got the
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  Speaker 2: door open. They said, she just screamed for an hour, going.
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  Speaker 3: Neighbor, well does she lock the door? She got the consequences.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, anyway, I call the show. This is
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  Speaker 4: ever if you've got a baby and your baby does
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  Speaker 4: stuff because Terrible twos. It's in eight three three five
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  Speaker 4: oh one. Bima is the number. That's eight three three
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  Speaker 4: five oh one two two sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know you with the
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  Speaker 1: Elevema Show.
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  Speaker 4: We have a new Brazilian dessert shop now opening Hoover
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  Speaker 4: right off I four fifty nine.
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  Speaker 2: So chef Vivian, who is a native of Brazil.
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  Speaker 4: Uh. She started out making cakes for neighbors and friends.
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  Speaker 2: And then it was really really good.
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  Speaker 4: So you can go get artisan cakes coffee. I can't
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  Speaker 4: even pronounce what these desserts are, but they sound good.
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  Speaker 4: It's a Brazilian dessert shop. It's called Cake Me Up
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  Speaker 4: in Hoover right off four fifty nine.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to go check it out.
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  Speaker 4: Diddy's prison release date just moved up again. His new
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  Speaker 4: release date is January twenty fourth of twenty twenty eight,
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  Speaker 4: according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons website.
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  Speaker 2: This is a month earlier than his.
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  Speaker 4: Previous release date of February twenty third, twenty twenty eight,
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  Speaker 4: which before that it was April twenty twenty eight, and
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  Speaker 4: before that it was June twenty twenty eight.
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  Speaker 2: So we don't know why the release date.
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  Speaker 4: Keeps getting bumped up, but it does something to note.
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  Speaker 4: Katie Perry got trapped inside a giant inflatable bottle during
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  Speaker 4: her performance.
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  Speaker 3: What was she doing in an inflatable bottle?
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  Speaker 4: She was crowdsurfing in at the giant inflatable bottle and
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  Speaker 4: the crowd was They carried it to the back of
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  Speaker 4: the crowd, which is not where it was supposed to go.
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  Speaker 2: They were supposed to push it to.
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  Speaker 4: The front of the stage where there was a giant straw,
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  Speaker 4: and I guess she would walk through the straw back
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  Speaker 4: on stage and you can hear her saying, push it back.
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  Speaker 2: To the to the straw, get me to the straw.
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  Speaker 2: And they kept going further and further back to.
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  Speaker 4: The back of the crowd as she goes, oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: and then finally they eventually.
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  Speaker 2: Get her back there.
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  Speaker 3: It was that's awesome. The fsa into their own hands.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if I was Katy Perry or any celebrity,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not jumping in a crowd of all these fans.
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  Speaker 2: The crowd surf no way, and if I'm a fan,
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  Speaker 2: I'm pushing her back.
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  Speaker 4: That's certain things you need to know. More at the
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  Speaker 1: We're tracking heavy delays in stoled relationships and significant backups
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  Speaker 1: in the left hand ring lane. This is the Engagement Report.
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  Speaker 4: Reporting live from Homewood. We've got Ashley in today's Engagement Report.
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  Speaker 6: I've been dating Alex for four years and we've been
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  Speaker 6: living together for two years and he has yet to
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  Speaker 6: propose to me. I mean, it's definitely like we've talked
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  Speaker 6: about it and he always says, yeah, I want to
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  Speaker 6: when the time is right, but it just seems like
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  Speaker 6: the time's never right and it just keeps getting pushed
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  Speaker 6: off and off. So if he doesn't propose to me
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  Speaker 6: by the end of the year, like I'm done, I'm
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  Speaker 6: I'm breaking up with him and it's OK.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: If you're ready to get married and you're looking for
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  Speaker 4: a new girl friend soon, it looks like Ashley.
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  Speaker 2: Might be available.
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  Speaker 1: If you were listening to the Alabama Show on dement.
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  Speaker 5: The following program is on to men.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have time to send you to a water park.
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  Speaker 4: This week, so I'm bringing the water park to you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, how are we doing that?
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  Speaker 4: Thanksactly, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama
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  Speaker 4: with Producer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: That's wee.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to do some inflatables in the lobby. I
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  Speaker 2: brought some stuff to blow up and we're gonna send
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  Speaker 2: in the pool. But all say right now, but we're
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  Speaker 2: doing it. Hang on.
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  Speaker 4: We're doing an end of summer bucket list because it's
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  Speaker 4: the end of summer.
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  Speaker 2: It's last week before your kids go.
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  Speaker 3: Back to school.
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  Speaker 4: And Producer Blake yesterday made a sand castle that was miserable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well always miserable. Did all right?
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  Speaker 4: Today we're bringing the water park to our lobby and
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  Speaker 4: making it a pool party. And first you got to
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  Speaker 4: blow up these Spider Man floaties and wear them.
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  Speaker 2: Start playing right now on the air. We gotta blow
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  Speaker 2: them until you don't pass out.
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  Speaker 3: No with your mouth, I can't. I've got a fever blister.
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  Speaker 3: I do that.
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  Speaker 2: Side of your mouth where there's not a fever blister, and.
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  Speaker 3: I have two of them. I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Stop kissing toads and you'll be fine. Kissing toads it is.
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  Speaker 2: Don't kiss a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty so lights kind of wear Spider Man floats and look,
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  Speaker 4: you gotta go follow a feat.
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  Speaker 2: Why is your blood spit?
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I only have like one eighth of them lips.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, follow Alabama.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Literally, there's no way. There's no way now with this.
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  Speaker 2: Aren't you proud of the Spider Man floaties? Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: I can't blow them up blood one more time?
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  Speaker 4: Just you bite it and you barely blow. I can't
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  Speaker 4: never blown up floaties before.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but I have fever blisters in my lip parl.
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  Speaker 2: Here is problems and I need solutions.
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  Speaker 3: That is not what this is at all. Actually, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I literally, I'm not even trying.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do it with my lib.
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  Speaker 4: on TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: But we're turning everything into a water park.
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  Speaker 1: We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: You ready to go home?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty Bobby right now in the pool.
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  Speaker 2: We did have a good day today. If you missed it,
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  Speaker 2: go follow the Alabama Show on Facebook. Look at the
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  Speaker 2: photo we turned our office into a water park. But
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  Speaker 2: we're done. We'll see you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Keep listening for more chances twenty thousand dollars, and enjoy
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  Speaker 4: the rest of your day.
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