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The Drug League · In Moderation

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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And that that's okay.
0:20
SPEAKER_01: So unfortunately, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I I did not get the update, the the human body update.
0:26
SPEAKER_01: So it's still tentative as to whether or not it's okay, got it.
0:34
unknown: Yeah.
0:34
SPEAKER_01: It's an app date.
0:35
SPEAKER_01: You're still on human body v1.4?
0:37
SPEAKER_01: There's I I'm on Biohack OS 18.1 right now.
0:43
SPEAKER_02: What's the one with the clouds?
0:44
SPEAKER_02: And there's the background with the rolling hills and the clouds.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: What's that one?
0:50
SPEAKER_01: Windows Vista?
0:51
SPEAKER_01: Do you want to upload Windows Vista to your immune system?
0:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there's an old four seed oils and food dies.
0:58
SPEAKER_02: There's seed oils in the good old Windows Vista.
1:01
SPEAKER_02: Can we go back to a simpler time?
1:02
SPEAKER_02: Can you upload that to me, please?
1:04
SPEAKER_02: It just looks so Brian Johnson.
1:07
SPEAKER_01: Is that his name?
1:08
SPEAKER_01: Is Brian Johnson the biohacker guy or is that the Luigi Manjani guy?
1:12
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter.
1:13
SPEAKER_02: Just go with it.
1:14
SPEAKER_05: Brian Johnson.
1:15
SPEAKER_05: Whichever one hacker and liver king.
1:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:18
SPEAKER_01: That's not the no, I'm I'm talking about are they both named Brian?
1:22
SPEAKER_01: They're not the same guy.
1:22
SPEAKER_01: They have the same name.
1:24
SPEAKER_02: One's with a Y and one's with an I.
1:26
SPEAKER_02: Keep up to date.
1:27
SPEAKER_02: This is why you need the update, Mike.
1:30
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:31
SPEAKER_01: So we we got into this because you were we were talking about the severity of like how we react to bumps that we find on our body.
1:39
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:39
SPEAKER_01: And you'd said, like, you know, one is obviously cause for concern, but if if I feel one, I feel the other side to see if it's a pair.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: Because if it's two of them, that's American healthcare, baby.
1:49
SPEAKER_01: That's all you can really do to make sure that it's okay.
1:52
SPEAKER_02: And if there's three, immediately and hope for the best.
1:56
SPEAKER_01: You gotta see if it's like geometrically sound.
1:59
SPEAKER_02: Where does GoFundMe land on the healthcare spectrum?
2:02
SPEAKER_02: Because it's gotta be like up there with like the top.
2:05
SPEAKER_02: In America, I think it's pretty high.
2:07
SPEAKER_02: It's gotta be like top five for sure.
2:10
SPEAKER_02: I don't even know if you're gonna be able to do something where you're honest.
2:12
SPEAKER_01: I don't even I'd read something where like GoFundMe is a major healthcare provider in the United States because it's it's the only way that some people can afford their medical bills.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: I know.
2:23
SPEAKER_02: And yet, we're sit you got the people like, oh no, it's got fucking seed oils and carrageen.
2:30
SPEAKER_02: You're like, bro, people are dying of cancer and they're going bankrupt from it too.
2:36
SPEAKER_02: Like, we have so many bigger problems.
2:39
SPEAKER_05: It's okay because I saw you guys are putting Trump on your passports now.
2:43
SPEAKER_02: I didn't see it.
2:44
SPEAKER_05: That's gonna solve all your healthcare problems.
2:46
SPEAKER_02: I don't even know.
2:46
SPEAKER_02: Uh you could tell me I saw Trump and then say fucking anything, and I'd be like, sure, Rob, I believe you.
2:53
SPEAKER_02: You could be like, he's making all black people white and all white people black now.
2:57
SPEAKER_02: Like everyone's swapping race, and I'd be like, sure, that sounds like something that he would say we're doing.
3:03
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
3:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm the most progressive president there's ever been.
3:08
SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't walk a mile in their shoes.
3:11
SPEAKER_01: I'll make everyone walk a mile in everyone else's shoes.
3:13
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's switching shoes.
3:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm passing an executive order.
3:17
SPEAKER_01: Switch shoes right now.
3:19
SPEAKER_01: They say it couldn't be done.
3:20
SPEAKER_01: You're too good at that.
3:22
unknown: Oh my god.
3:24
SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, I hear it every day.
3:26
SPEAKER_02: I no, like I'm and I'm I I promise I'm not being hyperbolic.
3:30
SPEAKER_02: It sounds like I am.
3:31
SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
3:32
SPEAKER_02: I would believe it if you told me that Trump like did and then just said the most fucking insane thing ever.
3:38
SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, all right, yeah, probably.
3:40
SPEAKER_02: He probably did.
3:41
SPEAKER_02: That's a weird thing.
3:42
SPEAKER_01: We used to make fun of Bush because every once in a while Bush would say something kind of weird, and everyone would go, wow, what a dangerous man.
3:50
SPEAKER_01: And now everyone put to the person to your left, give them your shoes.
3:56
SPEAKER_01: The person to your right, give your shoes to the person on your left, pass them down the line.
4:01
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's getting sick.
4:02
SPEAKER_02: So now we all must wear condoms over our hands at all times.
4:06
SPEAKER_02: Fucking Trojan stock is going through the roof.
4:08
SPEAKER_02: I watched latex allergies everywhere.
4:12
SPEAKER_01: Like everyone's got condoms on their hands and they're playing basketball or something, just to raise the stakes.
4:18
SPEAKER_04: My ball is so slippery.
4:20
SPEAKER_01: Have I have I told you guys about like ribbed.
4:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that no, because ribbed is like that's not fair.
4:28
SPEAKER_01: That's that's unsanctioned.
4:30
SPEAKER_01: It's like filling a bat, a baseball bat with the batteries.
4:32
SPEAKER_02: It's like they have rules in the fucking NBA where you have condoms on your hands.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh the fucking fucking Paul.
4:38
SPEAKER_02: Wait, zoom in.
4:39
SPEAKER_04: That guy's got ribbons.
4:41
SPEAKER_04: No, he's cheating.
4:42
SPEAKER_04: That one's unlubbed.
4:43
SPEAKER_04: Points off.
4:44
SPEAKER_04: They all have to be with the bench.
4:47
SPEAKER_03: You can't get a dry one.
4:49
SPEAKER_03: You can't do it.
4:50
SPEAKER_03: They all have to be the lube one.
4:54
SPEAKER_01: Disqualified because that guy's condom is flavored.
4:57
SPEAKER_01: It's not one of the approved flavors from the NBA.
5:00
SPEAKER_02: One of them just sitting there with it in his mouth, just like holding like, oh dude, fucking raspberry.
5:05
SPEAKER_02: I get the jackpot today.
5:07
SPEAKER_01: Why is he tasting his hands between every slam dunk?
5:10
SPEAKER_01: Clearly, he's doping right now.
5:12
SPEAKER_02: Hey, if you can slam dunk with fucking strawberry-flavored condom hands, then you deserve it.
5:18
SPEAKER_02: You deserve every bit of that contract you got.
5:20
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it is, but you deserve that.
5:23
SPEAKER_01: Welcome to Inmoderation.
5:25
SPEAKER_01: The show will give you a moderate dose of info and sarcasm, and you already know we're not approved.
5:31
SPEAKER_01: Um, this is I this will never air.
5:34
SPEAKER_05: I think apparently we use ribbed condoms and we're not supposed to.
5:38
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, guys.
5:39
SPEAKER_02: With all the shit we've talked about, this is like the lower end of the crazy shit we said.
5:44
SPEAKER_02: I feel like this is just the hand condoms, is is not even like remotely near the zenith of where we've reached on this podcast.
5:52
SPEAKER_01: I have I told you guys before about my idea to make sports really interesting.
5:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I've no, but I'm full I'm in.
6:00
SPEAKER_02: What do we how do we make sports interesting?
6:03
SPEAKER_02: What are we doing?
6:04
SPEAKER_01: So here's the thing like steroids, I understand, right?
6:08
SPEAKER_01: Everyone wants to jump to steroids.
6:09
SPEAKER_01: We want to be bigger, we want to be stronger, all that.
6:12
SPEAKER_02: So we give everyone steroids in sports.
6:15
SPEAKER_01: Not quite.
6:16
SPEAKER_01: So steroids are a possibility here.
6:18
SPEAKER_01: But so when when you go into bodybuilding, you've got the when you see like an open competition, that means that they're allowed to take steroids.
6:26
SPEAKER_01: It's not good, but they're allowed to.
6:29
SPEAKER_01: Now, what I think should happen is in every sport, we should have it open, whatever that is.
6:35
SPEAKER_01: And it's not just limited to you can take anything you want.
6:38
SPEAKER_01: Anything.
6:39
SPEAKER_01: NASCAR, basketball, okay, baseball, anything okay.
6:44
SPEAKER_02: So you're saying like the the the like the car, like in NASCAR, you can do whatever you want to the car.
6:49
SPEAKER_01: You can do whatever you want to the car or the driver.
6:51
SPEAKER_01: You can put the driver on the helicopter.
6:53
SPEAKER_05: I'm thinking what what advantage would steroids have for a NASCAR driver?
6:57
SPEAKER_02: I well, no, I'm not just steroid.
6:59
SPEAKER_05: You might turn left a little better.
7:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:01
SPEAKER_02: Okay, what what if I get a helicopter in NASCAR and I park it right next to the other cars and just take off and go around in circles?
7:08
SPEAKER_02: Does that count?
7:09
SPEAKER_02: Does that work?
7:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
7:12
SPEAKER_02: There's like a height.
7:13
SPEAKER_02: I as long as I stay below this height and I keep going around in circles.
7:16
SPEAKER_02: Like, no, the fuck is got a helicopter.
7:19
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's open, bro.
7:21
SPEAKER_02: You can do whatever you want.
7:23
SPEAKER_02: Do whatever you want.
7:24
SPEAKER_02: Dude, that guy's building a train system right on the fucking tracks.
7:29
SPEAKER_02: He's putting down train tracks, he's building one of those monorails.
7:39
SPEAKER_02: Everybody's plasters like you have to have people on it to just plaster to the side because it's going in circle so fast.
7:47
SPEAKER_02: The fucking forces are like eight or whatever, the one right below what the human body can survive.
7:55
SPEAKER_01: You have to get an astronaut to drive the thing.
7:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you win.
7:58
SPEAKER_01: But like, yeah, you give somebody like a near hero dose of Adderall, right?
8:03
SPEAKER_01: And you just let them drive.
8:05
SPEAKER_01: Or like imagine gymnastics on on crack, literal crack.
8:11
SPEAKER_01: These two like they're pole vaulting and they don't even need the pole.
8:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm not convinced that taking crack cocaine before your vault is going to make you all that much better.
8:23
SPEAKER_02: In fact, I feel like it might even hinder your your your rings routine or whatever their floor.
8:29
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
8:30
SPEAKER_02: A pummel horse, that's a thing.
8:31
SPEAKER_02: Uh you know, whatever it is.
8:33
SPEAKER_01: If we roll back to tape, Liam, you'll notice that I did not say I was looking to improve the performance.
8:39
SPEAKER_01: I was looking to make sports more interesting.
8:40
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so when you say better, you you're right.
8:43
SPEAKER_02: When you oh, do you just said more like what is better?
8:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay, because you said I'm like better, but not the sport itself is better.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: It's better for people to watch.
8:53
SPEAKER_01: No, the sport will suffer tremendously.
8:56
SPEAKER_02: Okay, the sport will almost always be worse than the original.
9:00
SPEAKER_01: The sport will always be.
9:02
SPEAKER_01: We may see deaths a lot.
9:04
SPEAKER_02: Like it's not just about to ask, are we doing one of those things like in the movies where they drop people on the island and it's like last one left gets to survive, and they just all start murdering each other?
9:15
SPEAKER_02: Are we just removing the rules?
9:17
SPEAKER_02: I would like we're gonna have to go to like a remote island in the middle of the ocean where there's like fucking maritime rules or whatever, and you could just do whatever you want.
9:25
SPEAKER_01: Literal elimination rounds.
9:27
SPEAKER_01: We put everybody onto a cruise ship and we have them compete in jousting.
9:31
SPEAKER_03: What the sad thing is people would watch that shit too.
9:34
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
9:35
SPEAKER_05: We could be the new reality show in moderation island.
9:39
SPEAKER_02: In moderation island.
9:41
SPEAKER_02: There's nothing moderation about it.
9:43
SPEAKER_02: In this these shows, there's literally no moderation.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: It's the opposite.
9:46
SPEAKER_01: Debauchery.
9:47
SPEAKER_01: In a new show, no moderation.
9:49
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
9:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, we never claimed to be approved.
9:52
SPEAKER_01: No, you say it at the beginning of every episode.
9:54
SPEAKER_01: And you know, the FCC has tried to shut us down several times.
9:59
SPEAKER_01: The problem is the show is based in Canada.
10:01
SPEAKER_01: They don't have jurisdiction there.
10:03
SPEAKER_01: So they keep trying, they're trying to extract the stuff.
10:05
SPEAKER_05: That's why I have to do the editing.
10:07
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
10:08
SPEAKER_01: Everything's handled out of the country.
10:10
SPEAKER_01: But you know, it's fine.
10:11
SPEAKER_02: If we get sued, we'll just set up a GoFundMe.
10:13
SPEAKER_02: It's not a problem.
10:14
SPEAKER_01: But look, you know, just like, you know, when when they make a um like a bulletproof vest, the person that invents the bulletproof vest has to be the first one to test it, right?
10:25
SPEAKER_01: This is common knowledge.
10:26
SPEAKER_01: Um, so I I I'm saying that look, I I don't want to just make other people do these on-drug sports for my enjoyment.
10:35
SPEAKER_01: I am going to be the first person to test this out by being on a lot of drugs on the next episode of Inmoderation.
10:41
SPEAKER_02: Okay, hear me out.
10:42
SPEAKER_02: Hear me out, hear me out.
10:43
SPEAKER_02: Hear me out.
10:44
SPEAKER_02: I won't.
10:45
SPEAKER_02: You got the sport, right?
10:46
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
10:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay, whatever sport it is doesn't really matter.
10:49
SPEAKER_02: And then you have a mystery bag and there's a drug in it, but you don't know which drug it is.
10:55
SPEAKER_02: And it's just like lined on a table, one through 12, and you just have to pick one and then compete in that sport.
11:01
SPEAKER_02: It could be everything from just like, you know, THC, just like, you know, marijuana-like cookie, to just the craziest amphetamines you've ever you've never even heard of.
11:11
SPEAKER_02: They're not even like they just came out.
11:13
SPEAKER_02: One guy go do the sport.
11:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, one guy's on weed, another guy's on heroin, another guy against Cialis.
11:20
SPEAKER_02: There's obviously one placebo, that's nothing.
11:23
SPEAKER_02: Just to see if it fucks to see if it fucks with them.
11:26
SPEAKER_05: Well, now when we bring under moderation back, that'll be one of the rounds.
11:30
SPEAKER_02: We each get a bag and there's just random drugs in it.
11:33
SPEAKER_01: You send these uniform-looking pills that have been dosed by you at home, and you send them out to everybody, and like take one of the five pills that I've mailed to your home, and we'll begin.
11:43
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
11:44
SPEAKER_01: In an hour.
11:45
SPEAKER_02: Are drugs easier to get in Canada or more difficult?
11:48
SPEAKER_02: Like, and we're not drugs like you know, medications.
11:50
SPEAKER_02: We're talking like drugs, drugs, drugie, drugies.
11:53
SPEAKER_01: Asking for a friend.
11:55
SPEAKER_05: I mean, I have no reference for how hard they are in America.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: All right, so but like scale one to ten, how easy is it in the like to like one being like you just walk up and a guy's like, here, take this.
12:07
SPEAKER_01: Their hands are throwing them at you.
12:08
SPEAKER_02: One being you walk around and people literally just shove drugs into your pockets.
12:12
SPEAKER_05: Three or four.
12:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so not that yeah.
12:14
SPEAKER_02: I feel like for me, I feel like it's more I feel like it's it's definitely more difficult.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's maybe just my location, but obviously it depends on where you live in the United States.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: But I say, yeah, we go through Rob, we get a bunch of drugs, and then we kind of line them up, and we uh we'll have like a little board that like has little it spins and it has a number, and then you do that that drug.
12:33
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so this is a the the person who's taking it knows what they're taking.
12:36
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
12:37
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was Mike.
12:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I know what they're taking.
12:39
SPEAKER_05: You guys don't know what they're taking, they don't know what they're taking.
12:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, it's all random.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: Number numbers, and there's a bunch of random drugs.
12:45
SPEAKER_02: We take one and we just go with it.
12:47
SPEAKER_01: Because what if we do a thing where like like you know, it's it's like password where the audience knows what the word is, but the people playing don't know what the word is.
12:56
SPEAKER_01: So like the audience on the bottom of the that says, like, this person has just taken an almost fatal dose of Cialis.
13:06
SPEAKER_01: And it it's it's just gonna be like we know what's about to happen to them, they don't know what's about to happen to them.
13:11
SPEAKER_01: And now we get to watch it out.
13:17
SPEAKER_02: Or whatever it is.
13:18
SPEAKER_01: And I go for the slam dunk, but they're trying to knock the basketball out of my hands, and I shit violently on everybody behind me, through the shorts on the ground, I like ice hockey, leaving a oil slick behind me.
13:33
SPEAKER_02: Is that there's nothing in the rules that says I can't do it?
13:36
SPEAKER_01: Not that says I can't shit.
13:37
SPEAKER_01: It's the open.
13:38
SPEAKER_05: Wait, wait, wait.
13:39
SPEAKER_05: Hey Google, is there a rule in a hockey about shitting yourself?
13:42
SPEAKER_05: How many points do you get?
13:44
SPEAKER_00: Or IIHF rule books regarding a player shitting themselves.
13:48
SPEAKER_00: There is no specific.
13:53
SPEAKER_00: Unsportsman like conduct if the situation was deemed intentional.
13:57
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's not intentional.
13:58
SPEAKER_05: He shot himself.
13:59
SPEAKER_05: So it's not rule 75.
14:00
SPEAKER_02: Way too many laxatives.
14:02
SPEAKER_02: And he's using it to its full advantage.
14:06
SPEAKER_01: What are we talking about?
14:07
SPEAKER_01: We could be the McMahon of this next generation of sports.
14:13
SPEAKER_01: We could own this industry.
14:15
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys remember the um what was it called?
14:17
SPEAKER_02: What else we could own, guys?
14:18
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what else we can own?
14:20
SPEAKER_01: What could we own, Leah?
14:22
SPEAKER_01: What else could we own, Mike?
14:24
SPEAKER_01: What else can it be?
14:25
SPEAKER_01: John Z.
14:26
SPEAKER_01: DeLorean was known to uh partake in a certain type of drugs.
14:30
SPEAKER_01: Talking about drugs.
14:32
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys remember watching?
14:36
SPEAKER_01: This is this is stone cold sober.
14:38
SPEAKER_01: The hardest thing I've got on my system right now is creative.
14:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
14:41
SPEAKER_02: I I I am just on like dad time where it's just like I've chased around a two-year-old and it's uh 10 o'clock at night and I'm exhausted.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: That's what I wanted.
14:51
SPEAKER_02: And just, you know, like fuck it.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: Whatever at this point.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know, speaking of lax.
14:56
SPEAKER_05: My excuse is what's the stage of grief where you're like you go crazy.
15:00
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: Crazy grief.
15:02
SPEAKER_05: Crazy grief.
15:03
SPEAKER_05: There we go.
15:04
SPEAKER_01: Crazy grief.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: Stage of grief or a stage of being?
15:07
SPEAKER_01: Because that's just me every day.
15:09
SPEAKER_01: Have you guys had these?
15:10
SPEAKER_01: The shameless snacks not sponsored?
15:12
SPEAKER_05: I've never heard of them.
15:14
SPEAKER_05: But apparently Liam's going for them.
15:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, what are you talking about?
15:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay, Liam's got what is that?
15:19
SPEAKER_01: I can't, it's blurry.
15:20
SPEAKER_01: I can't say that.
15:22
SPEAKER_02: My mom gave me this.
15:23
SPEAKER_02: She's like, I got all these.
15:25
SPEAKER_02: I can't eat all of them, or I'll shit myself, basically.
15:28
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, okay, I'll take them.
15:31
SPEAKER_02: And I still haven't even eaten eaten them.
15:33
SPEAKER_02: Eat them eat them.
15:34
SPEAKER_01: So you Liam, you and I, and probably Rob, you as well.
15:38
SPEAKER_01: There's 78 grams of dietary fiber in this package.
15:42
SPEAKER_01: We can all eat this and be fine.
15:45
SPEAKER_01: I can eat through this and be fine.
15:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
15:48
SPEAKER_01: I mean, my my system is regulated.
15:51
SPEAKER_01: I I shit like a ninja unsheathing a sword.
15:53
SPEAKER_01: Just one fluid motion all the way out.
15:57
SPEAKER_01: But the average person looking at this and little pebbles.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: Little pebbles everywhere trail.
16:04
SPEAKER_01: It's a neat little pile of pebbles.
16:07
SPEAKER_02: But it's I don't even have to wipe.
16:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, do animals have to wipe?
16:10
SPEAKER_01: Hey Google, do animals need to wipe?
16:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, if you want to know, I listen to Ask Hank Anything with um oh, I forget.
16:19
SPEAKER_02: I forget who it was with, but he they did asked a question of like, do I need to wipe my dog's butt?
16:55
SPEAKER_02: They go into they go into pretty big detail on that.
16:57
SPEAKER_02: It's good, it's it was interesting.
16:58
SPEAKER_01: Is that the episode where he mentioned you?
17:01
SPEAKER_01: Like in that same sentence.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: That was a video of his on YouTube where he was talking about something, statistics or whatever, and he's like, Who's this guy?
17:09
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, That's me.
17:11
SPEAKER_02: That was pretty cool.
17:12
SPEAKER_02: That's you.
17:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was great.
17:14
SPEAKER_01: That's me.
17:15
SPEAKER_01: I I was very excited to see that.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: I was super excited.
17:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
17:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for those that don't know, um, Hank Green, who's uh you know, of SciShow and the Vlog Brothers and everything.
17:28
SPEAKER_01: On his recommended, like when you go to his channel, it'll say his followers.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
17:36
SPEAKER_01: They also like you.
17:37
SPEAKER_01: And so he he shouted you out.
17:39
SPEAKER_01: He said that.
17:40
SPEAKER_01: I wasn't thinking at some point.
17:42
SPEAKER_01: You were number one.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: He DM'd me and he's saying, like, maybe on like uh an interview or something like that.
17:49
SPEAKER_02: At some point, you know, the dude's busy.
17:50
SPEAKER_05: Tell him to get on the podcast.
17:54
SPEAKER_02: Bring you here.
17:55
SPEAKER_02: But I don't do so Jason Manzucas.
17:58
SPEAKER_02: Jason Manzucas.
17:59
SPEAKER_02: Listen to that one.
18:00
SPEAKER_02: That was good.
18:01
SPEAKER_02: About wiping, like, do you need to wipe your dog's butt?
18:04
SPEAKER_02: That was a good episode.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: Can we pitch to him the the the drug league?
18:08
SPEAKER_01: I think he would really like that.
18:09
SPEAKER_02: I think we could pitch him anything.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: It's just a matter of how crazy he thinks we're gonna we are after.
18:15
SPEAKER_01: You can pitch anyone anything once.
18:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, can I say, like, this is something that's been popping up a lot lately.
18:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting tagged in all these videos.
18:22
SPEAKER_02: They're like, these are the companies getting sued right now.
18:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, we live in a fucking America.
18:27
SPEAKER_02: You can sue anyone for anything.
18:28
SPEAKER_02: It's land of the free, home of the litigations, motherfuckers.
18:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can sue anyone for anything.
18:34
SPEAKER_02: That tells you nothing.
18:35
SPEAKER_02: So I'm just like, who cares?
18:37
SPEAKER_01: What what I'm sorry Yeah, getting sued does not mean that you did anything wrong, or the person that is being sued did anything wrong.
18:47
SPEAKER_01: It just means that there is a person who wants to get now.
18:50
SPEAKER_01: There are many cases where someone being sued is being sued correctly, and I would say probably maybe most of the time.
18:57
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, oh, they're being sued.
18:59
SPEAKER_06: I wouldn't say most of the time.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, even it's like 50-50.
19:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, suits are just people trying to get easy money because they think they're gonna win.
19:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, American fucking yeah, lawyers, shit everywhere.
19:13
SPEAKER_02: Uh, you got fucking lawyers on buses, on park benches, everything to uh get me, I'll sue anyone for anything.
19:20
SPEAKER_02: It's just yeah, of course there's gonna be a lot of companies getting sued.
19:23
SPEAKER_05: Mike, when we were driving to from one place to other, I don't remember your cities, Boston and Dallas.
19:31
SPEAKER_05: The amount of lawyer billboards.
19:33
SPEAKER_02: They're all called Trumpville now.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Don't worry about it.
19:35
SPEAKER_05: Okay, from Trumpville to Trumpville, the amount of lawyer billboards I saw was astounding.
19:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's it's a lot.
19:43
SPEAKER_01: It's always like injured, are you hurt?
19:46
SPEAKER_01: Did you get hurt?
19:47
SPEAKER_01: Are you about to get hurt?
19:48
SPEAKER_01: Are you planning on getting hurt?
19:50
SPEAKER_02: Like, could you get hurt?
19:52
SPEAKER_02: Is it possible?
19:53
SPEAKER_01: Could you get hurt?
19:54
SPEAKER_01: Do you have bones?
19:55
SPEAKER_01: They can break.
19:57
SPEAKER_01: Call me and we can fix that for you.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: And I'll sue the fucking pants off of anyone for anything.
20:03
SPEAKER_01: You'll be disabled forever, but you'll be really rich about it.
20:06
SPEAKER_01: And we don't get paid until you win and all that kind of yeah, everywhere.
20:11
SPEAKER_01: And it's always the two most boring guys with the worst headshots in history on this giant building.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: Listen, I've seen some of them where they're like they're like have a sledgehammer, like, I'm bringing the hammer down, and it's just like horrible CGI.
20:25
SPEAKER_02: I much prefer those.
20:26
SPEAKER_02: Those are those are good.
20:27
SPEAKER_01: Is it false advertising if you hire that lawyer and they don't show up to the courtroom with the sledgehammer?
20:33
SPEAKER_05: I would be very, very dismissed.
20:35
SPEAKER_05: Then you'd get to sue the lawyer, right?
20:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: You have to find another lawyer that sues lawyers and have that guy bring a sledgehammer into the courtroom and say, you know, one of us advertises a sledgehammer.
20:45
SPEAKER_01: I just brought one electively.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: America, sue anyone.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: Why, why it's like I I just hate, I just get so frustrated with like our the reasoning is so fucking played out and old and stupid.
21:00
SPEAKER_02: It's like, well, another one was like, the FDA is a joke.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: Look at this laundry list of ingredients.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, that's long because of their strict regulations, you fuckwit.
21:10
SPEAKER_02: God damn.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: You have to list everything.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: Everything.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: It's a burrito, and it's got 40 ingredients, and each of those 40 has to list the things in those ingredients.
21:22
SPEAKER_01: I I forget somebody had sent me like there is so many ingredients in these chips, or it was something, some kind of like a spice, maybe pretzel bites or something.
21:33
SPEAKER_01: And on the back of it, it's it's a huge list.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, send me a close-up picture of that, please.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: And I zoom in, and it's it's like it's a mix, it's like a checks mix of sorts.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: And so they've got all the different things.
21:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they have they list the same spices six times for each of the different pieces.
21:54
SPEAKER_02: Salt, salt, salt, yeah, salt, sugar, sugar, sugar, cinnamon, yeah.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: Because it's used in different things, so like they have to put it on there that many times.
22:03
SPEAKER_01: The people should be grateful because we did not always have labeling that was as comprehensive as we do now.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: They could get away with putting just about anything into food.
22:12
SPEAKER_01: And now something goes into it.
22:15
SPEAKER_05: The picture of um Doritos from I think it was Korea was going around being like, look at how small this is compared to the US one.
22:23
SPEAKER_05: And then you actually look at it, it's like the Korean one didn't have to list half the things.
22:28
SPEAKER_02: There is like cheese.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: It's like just cheese, and here were like fucking lactase enzymes and freaking like everything in it.
22:35
SPEAKER_02: Like, no shit.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: And that's why that's what's it's just the fucking irony of it.
22:40
SPEAKER_02: The irony of it is just so maddening.
22:43
SPEAKER_01: If you were to put and actually, you guys literally did this.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: Um, if you put all of the ingredients uh that are required to make a banana onto the sticker of a banana, and by ingredients I mean the chemical makeup of it, and you printed all that out and you put it on the side of it, people would say that's a whole bunch of ingredients, and those are some big words that I can't pronounce.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: I think Rob's going to get it.
23:07
SPEAKER_02: I think Rob's getting it right now.
23:09
SPEAKER_01: I have the lemon one.
23:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you got the lemon.
23:12
SPEAKER_05: I have my I got the lemon one.
23:14
SPEAKER_05: I don't have the banana one.
23:15
SPEAKER_01: My mine is um here's a banana.
23:17
SPEAKER_05: Big list of ingredients.
23:19
SPEAKER_01: It's mine says here's a banana, calm the fuck down.
23:22
SPEAKER_01: And um it's just a list of the biggest.
23:24
SPEAKER_02: We got that one and the that one and the lemon.
23:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's uh fantastic.
23:28
SPEAKER_02: You know, I did try something that this week that is the worst tasting thing I've ever had in my entire time eating food.
23:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a bold claim.
23:40
SPEAKER_02: Doing anything.
23:42
SPEAKER_02: Hold on, stay right there.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: Liam has made the claim that in his entire time eating food, which pr presumably is his entire life, um, he has had the worst experience, presumably.
23:55
SPEAKER_01: Um I I mean maybe he started a few years late.
23:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: Maybe he was fasting.
24:01
SPEAKER_01: Is it fasting if you start from birth and you don't eat?
24:05
SPEAKER_05: Maybe he was aimly fed for a couple years.
24:07
SPEAKER_02: Do seed oils count?
24:08
SPEAKER_02: Because then if they do, I did eat my entire life.
24:11
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, you just fed seed oils for the first five years.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: I so we've all had it, like, I don't know all of us.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: I've definitely had my issues with like relationships with food and whatnot being shitty.
24:22
SPEAKER_02: And anybody else who has had that probably also has heard of Walden Farms.
24:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
24:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, do you know what they came out with?
24:33
SPEAKER_02: Is it the peanut butter?
24:35
SPEAKER_02: It is, in fact, the peanut butter.
24:36
SPEAKER_01: It's the peanut butter.
24:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh no peanut spread with peanut spread.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: It I physically could not swallow the small spoon.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: I guess I got a spoonful that was a little bit bigger than I should have.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: I've uh my body rejected it.
24:54
SPEAKER_02: I've never had this this this moment where this there's such a visceral reaction where my body said, no, that is not food.
25:07
SPEAKER_02: Get rid of it.
25:09
SPEAKER_02: Remove this from our body as fast as you can.
25:12
SPEAKER_02: It to save our life.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: We need to get rid of this.
25:16
SPEAKER_01: I couldn't, I had to just go to the sink and just real quick for the the education of the viewers, Walden Farms.
25:24
SPEAKER_01: What is I I can't see it, it's a little blurry on our end.
25:28
SPEAKER_05: Not quite, it's a little blurry.
25:29
SPEAKER_01: It says real ingredients.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: That's what it says on it.
25:33
SPEAKER_02: Real ingredients, and I fucking love that.
25:36
SPEAKER_01: When they put down real ingredients, is it like a legal thing where it's because it technically exists, it's real?
25:42
SPEAKER_01: Because they're not saying like natural, right?
25:44
SPEAKER_01: They're saying it's real.
25:45
SPEAKER_05: I prefer my my ingredients imaginary.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: Why don't you try to try and guess?
25:51
SPEAKER_01: Try and guess the fucking ingredients in the it's gonna be like water and cellulose, gum, and uh water, cellulose gel is the second ingredient.
26:02
SPEAKER_01: Got it.
26:05
SPEAKER_01: Erythritol.
26:06
SPEAKER_01: Erythritol.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: Erythritol for sweetener, then salt, then corn fiber, then corn starch, then xanthem gum, and caramel color.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
26:17
SPEAKER_05: Where is the tastes like peanut butter?
26:20
SPEAKER_02: Propylene glycol alginate, which is an algae extract.
26:26
SPEAKER_01: I guess it's just mucus.
26:28
SPEAKER_01: It's mucus.
26:29
SPEAKER_01: You're describing mucus.
26:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's got titanium dioxide.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: Great.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
26:34
SPEAKER_02: Uh, real ingredients.
26:36
SPEAKER_02: And like, listen, I don't give everybody listening, knows us.
26:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I don't give a fuck if it tastes good, you know, like a drink of Fair Life.
26:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's got this, or it's got, you know, whatever, protein bars.
26:45
SPEAKER_02: I don't give a shit.
26:46
SPEAKER_02: It's got protein in it, that's why I'm eating it.
26:48
SPEAKER_02: But this is a different story.
26:51
SPEAKER_01: Well, those are all safe ingredients.
26:53
SPEAKER_01: It's just why do we want to put them all together into some zero collary peanut butter?
27:01
SPEAKER_05: And and what part of that actually is supposed to taste like peanut butter?
27:05
SPEAKER_02: Right.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my friend, I wish I could answer that question.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: There's there's not all natural flavors.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: I guess just natural peanut flavors are in this.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
27:16
SPEAKER_01: Do they like do they rub peanuts on the outside of the jar?
27:20
SPEAKER_01: Like how is this technically peanut butter?
27:25
SPEAKER_01: Just give me the smell.
27:27
SPEAKER_04: I I be it's for the allergy peanut people with peanut allergies.
27:31
SPEAKER_02: You could have this zero calorie with peanut spread.
27:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
27:37
SPEAKER_01: Walden Farms specialized in making zero calorie versions of sauces and things.
27:43
SPEAKER_01: I just wanted everyone to know.
27:44
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, Zach Cohen.
27:46
SPEAKER_02: Zach Cohen said he tried it and he says it says refrigerate after opening.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: It's supposed to say throw in trash after opening.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: And I really could not agree more.
27:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it makes me curious.
27:57
SPEAKER_02: It says contains peanuts.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it contains peanuts somehow, somewhere in these ingredients, it contains peanuts.
28:03
SPEAKER_05: The tiniest microscopic amount of peanut.
28:05
SPEAKER_02: I apparently I I don't understand.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: This this is just well, like if you've gotten to the point where you've convinced yourself that Walden Farms products taste good, you gotta re-evaluate.
28:18
SPEAKER_02: You need to reevaluate.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: You need to you need to sit down and have go to the cheesecake factory and have like an actual fucking slice of cheesecake to re to re-establish what they what good things are supposed to taste like.
28:30
SPEAKER_01: I really I believe Walden Farms is in business entirely by it's held up by first-time buyers who see, oh, look at that.
28:40
SPEAKER_01: Like they're starting a health journey, they see zero calorie ranch, and they go zero calories.
28:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's great.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: Let me try it.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: And they try it, they go home, they they pass away, and then there's no one to leave a bad review.
28:56
SPEAKER_02: That is decent is the syrup, the the pancake syrup, because like I've tried a bunch of different like pancake syrups that are like zero calorie ones that are like, okay, they're it's not maple syrup, like it's never gonna be, but like it's sweet, it's got a syrupy flavor.
29:11
SPEAKER_02: So, like, yeah, sure.
29:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Greg Du Set pushes Walden Farms a fair bit.
29:18
SPEAKER_05: You know, he's first-time buyers and Greg Ducet fans.
29:23
SPEAKER_02: Some things just shouldn't be zero calories, and peanut butter, I think, needs to be top of the list, judging by my experience.
29:31
SPEAKER_01: If you want a lower calorie peanut butter, get the peanut butter powder.
29:36
SPEAKER_01: At least it's pretty good.
29:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's still actually peanuts, it's like half the calories or a third of the calories or something.
29:43
SPEAKER_01: It's or or you just get the fucking peanut butter and just measure it out.
29:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
29:51
SPEAKER_01: Use your food scale so that you can figure out like what a serving size looks like and just use it in moderation.
29:59
SPEAKER_02: Use the reverse food scale.
30:01
SPEAKER_02: That's the best method.
30:02
SPEAKER_02: A lot of people don't realize that.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: You put it on there, then you take the the uh stuff out, and then whatever negative that is, that's how much you've taken out, as opposed to like so people put it on there and they're trying to put it.
30:12
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, no, just take it out.
30:13
SPEAKER_02: That well, there we go.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: That's you know, 30 grams or whatever it is.
30:16
SPEAKER_01: Yep, that's why put it on there, zero it out, and then it's it's the same number as you remove.
30:22
SPEAKER_02: That's so see, we give helpful information amongst our fucking ball sacks and DeLoreans.
30:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean 20% of the podcast is helpful information.
30:32
SPEAKER_01: It's it's the 80-20, it's in moderation.
30:35
SPEAKER_02: Our 80-20 is 80% ball sack jokes and DeLoreans, and then 20%, 20% like, hey, here's actually a useful tip.
30:44
SPEAKER_02: You can use at home, guys.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: You should try this.
30:47
SPEAKER_05: Now, back to the DeLorean.
30:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh back to the DeLorean Rockefeller DeLorean or whatever his name is.
30:54
SPEAKER_01: John Z.
30:55
SPEAKER_01: DeLorean.
30:56
SPEAKER_01: John Dean DeLorean.
30:58
SPEAKER_01: People don't really know that.
30:59
SPEAKER_01: They don't know his middle name is Dean.
31:03
SPEAKER_01: People don't know that's his middle name.
31:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm glad the FCC can't touch this.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: They wouldn't want to.
31:11
SPEAKER_02: They'd want to use the hand condoms before the podcast.
31:16
SPEAKER_02: Quick, Phil, put on your strawberry hand condoms.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: We gotta talk, we gotta talk about this stupid fucking podcast again.
31:23
SPEAKER_01: The FCC tries to keep issuing subpoenas towards the inmoderation crew, but they can't because the the guys are big fans of the drug league, so they're all doing hand condoms in the office.
31:33
SPEAKER_02: I love the but have you seen the drug league though, Carter?
31:36
SPEAKER_02: It's that shit is dope.
31:38
SPEAKER_02: Literally.
31:39
SPEAKER_02: Shit is literal dope.
31:41
SPEAKER_01: They're looking at each other like they're they're talking about something illegal, but you gotta admit it's pretty cool.
31:47
SPEAKER_02: I want that.
31:48
SPEAKER_02: And now they're talking about giving drugs to animals.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: Like what?
31:51
SPEAKER_02: Hold on, to mice and fucking pigs?
31:53
SPEAKER_02: They're just gonna hop them off and put them out there in the field.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I know this is illegal, but damn.
31:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I'm not just testing on animals.
32:00
SPEAKER_01: This is a full send.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: It's not a test anymore.
32:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm doing this for fun.
32:04
SPEAKER_02: Our animal testing is far different.
32:08
SPEAKER_01: A test implies that we're trying to learn something.
32:10
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to learn anything.
32:12
SPEAKER_01: I just want to give a mouse drug.
32:14
SPEAKER_01: Give it LSD and see it, see to it that it has ego death.
32:18
SPEAKER_03: Let's just piss off.
32:20
SPEAKER_02: I know.
32:20
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say animal rights activists, everybody.
32:23
SPEAKER_02: Let's just say make everyone bad.
32:25
SPEAKER_02: We all hate it.
32:29
SPEAKER_01: Every time Peter posts something, everyone in the comments is like, you guys put animals down.
32:33
SPEAKER_01: You got warehouses where you get dead animals.
32:36
SPEAKER_01: Something like that.
32:37
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, man.
32:38
SPEAKER_01: Did I make that up?
32:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: Somebody fact checked it out.
32:41
SPEAKER_05: I've heard something about that.
32:42
SPEAKER_05: I don't know if it's fact or whatever.
32:45
SPEAKER_05: I'm sure somebody in the comment section will tell us.
32:48
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
32:48
SPEAKER_05: But before you tell us, tell us what drug would you feed your rat.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: What drug would you want to see on your favorite sport?
32:57
SPEAKER_02: What drug would you want to see on your favorite sport?
33:00
SPEAKER_02: I feel like uh hallucinogens are just like such it's such a great choice for you know people out there trying to play the sport ball or whatever.
33:11
SPEAKER_05: I would love to see hockey with hallucinogens.
33:13
SPEAKER_05: Somebody just going for a full send body check and there's nothing actually there.
33:18
SPEAKER_02: I feel because like amphetamines just amp you up.
33:20
SPEAKER_02: They would just make people more like, let's go, which that's fine, but like hallucinogens, that's where you get the fun stuff.
33:27
SPEAKER_01: Horse jousting, but you put the horses on salvia.
33:30
SPEAKER_02: He's Mike's really going back to the animals.
33:33
SPEAKER_02: It's really like, let's make sure those animals are doped up.
33:37
SPEAKER_01: See, here's the thing, for those that don't know what salvia is.
33:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, okay.
33:40
SPEAKER_01: Go on.
33:40
SPEAKER_05: I'll let you educate us first.
33:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
33:43
SPEAKER_01: No, okay, so salvia was like this dirt that gave you panic attacks.
33:48
SPEAKER_01: And there was a summer in like 2009 where they there wasn't legislation on it, so you could buy it at the boardwalk.
33:55
SPEAKER_01: And kids would give themselves permanent brain damage buying these little foil baggies of panic dirt from unlicensed businesses.
34:06
SPEAKER_01: And um, it no one enjoyed, I didn't ever try it, that wasn't something that interested me.
34:11
SPEAKER_01: Um, but it's everyone said it was terrible.
34:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm not surprised.
34:15
SPEAKER_05: You know what I'd want to see?
34:17
SPEAKER_05: Actually, what going back to NASCAR?
34:19
SPEAKER_05: I'd want to see NASCAR, and they give them a huge dose of sleeping pills before the start of the race.
34:25
SPEAKER_05: So they have to finish the race before they fall asleep, or they're fall asleep in the middle of driving, big crash, entertainment.
34:33
SPEAKER_01: Yes, you see that this this is this is good.
34:35
SPEAKER_01: They're all driving like 12 miles an hour, scraping against the thighs, just crawling.
34:41
SPEAKER_01: Takes them 15 minutes to do a lap.
34:43
SPEAKER_02: I mean, like that one wouldn't you could do that and not even be like illegal, like you right?
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Like you just make them real fucking tired and to say, get in on there, Jimmy Jr., whatever.
34:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, and then start racing each other.
34:56
SPEAKER_05: I think it's Jimmy Johnson.
34:58
SPEAKER_02: Jimmy Jr.
34:59
SPEAKER_02: Jimmy Jr.
34:59
SPEAKER_05: Jim Johnson Jr.
35:01
SPEAKER_02: Jimmy Johnson Jr.
35:02
SPEAKER_02: get they're all juniors and they're all Jimmy's and Johns and whatever, just all of them, all the Jimmy Johns and the Juniors get in there.
35:08
SPEAKER_02: You haven't slept in the last three days, get you know, have at it.
35:13
SPEAKER_02: Letting each other pass.
35:14
SPEAKER_05: Try to win this race and make 11 turn signals.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: Little do they know we swapped out their cars.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: It's something completely different.
35:21
SPEAKER_05: That's where the hallucinogenics come into play.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: We put ayahuasca in the in the fuel tanks, the cars are speaking to inter-dimensional beings right now.
35:31
SPEAKER_02: They don't know this, but we're leaking laughing gas into the cars.
35:35
SPEAKER_02: The car drivers are just tired as fuck and losing their minds laughing at the same time.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: How many times do you think we could get away with this before drivers wouldn't want to participate?
35:46
SPEAKER_02: I think if we told people they would want to participate, I think that people would sign up on purpose to do that.
35:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
35:53
SPEAKER_05: But people are right in the comment section if you would sign up for this.
35:56
SPEAKER_02: I think you would get a lot of people if you're like, we're gonna leak laughing gas in there and you gotta race each other tired.
36:01
SPEAKER_02: They'd like fucking sign me up.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: This is great.
36:04
SPEAKER_01: Furthermore, I should ask if we have any insurance companies or insurance adjusters.
36:10
SPEAKER_02: Now that might be a problem.
36:12
SPEAKER_01: How do we insure this?
36:13
SPEAKER_02: How expensive we're that is gonna be our biggest hurdle.
36:17
SPEAKER_01: Next week's guest, an insurance agent, and also the insurance agent's lawyer.
36:23
SPEAKER_01: Just being here is a liability.
36:25
SPEAKER_02: Are you on a bus?
36:26
SPEAKER_02: Are you on a park bench?
36:28
SPEAKER_02: If not, we don't want you.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: Can we can we get like you know what I want, guys?
36:33
SPEAKER_02: You know what I want?