Menu for Disaster: Reviewing an Ex Like a Five-Star Restaurant

This Escalated Quickly · Jul 12, 2026 · 6m

Liv Carter frames a recent breakup as a brutally honest restaurant review: star ratings for effort, a “would recommend” section, and menu-style descriptions for their best (and worst) moments. This episode is equal parts savage comedy and soft-center confession — Liv reads aloud her faux Yelp entry, narrates the ridiculous scenes that earned each rating, drops a hot take about treating relationships like consumer experiences, and admits the one embarrassing thing she still misses. It’s a monologue built to sound like your best-friend group chat: sharp, ridiculous, and oddly comforting…