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Do Aliens Have a Sense of Humor? · UFOS & PARANORMAL WITH PRESTON DENNETT

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Speaker 2: Hello everyone.
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Speaker 1: My name is Preston Dennett, and welcome to a new
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Speaker 1: episode of UFOs and the Parent Normal. I call this
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Speaker 1: episode do ets have a sense of humor? And the answer,
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Speaker 1: of course is yes they do. I found quite a
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Speaker 1: few cases. One of you out there actually suggested this
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Speaker 1: topic to me. I thought it was a great idea.
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Speaker 1: I've been asked this question many times, so I really
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Speaker 1: wanted to explore more in depth, and I did. I
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Speaker 1: found a bunch of cases where ets do express humor, laughing,
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Speaker 1: having fun, finding things funny. So I think this will
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Speaker 1: be quite an interesting episode, and I've certainly not heard
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Speaker 1: a lot about this. In fact, just recently I interviewed
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Speaker 1: a gentleman from Canada, from the Ontario area in Canada.
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Speaker 1: I'll call him Carter. That's not his real name. He
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Speaker 1: does not want his real name used. I will be
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Speaker 1: talking about his case in more depth in the future,
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Speaker 1: but I'd like to give you a little preview here
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Speaker 1: because it involves this topic of humor. One day, Carter,
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Speaker 1: who was just a teenager, was walking across a bridge
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Speaker 1: and looking down over the side at a parking lot
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Speaker 1: one hundred feet away, saw a little gray et and
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Speaker 1: it really quite startled him, and in fact, as soon
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Speaker 1: as he realized what he was seeing, he kind.
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Speaker 2: Of jerked and oh, my gosh. Look.
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Speaker 1: And what was really funny is this gray was looking
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Speaker 1: right at him and sort of mimicked him in a
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Speaker 1: very playful, funny way, jerked the same way as if
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Speaker 1: the gray was frightened to see him as well. And
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Speaker 1: that really caught Carter's attention and made him lean forward
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Speaker 1: and stare even harder at this little gray. And at
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Speaker 1: that moment, the gray did exactly the same movements. So
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Speaker 1: this kind of made Carter laugh. It was clear to
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Speaker 1: him that the gray was kind of playing with him
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Speaker 1: in a very fun, sort of humorous way, and he
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Speaker 1: said it removed all the fear. It made the gray
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Speaker 1: seem very much human to him. So this is an
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Speaker 1: example of the sort of thing I'm talking about. There
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Speaker 1: are a lot of cases like this where ets do
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Speaker 1: express a sense of humor. So I'd like to take
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Speaker 1: you on a little journey through time, quoting some various
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Speaker 1: contactees and quoting various cases, starting with the earliest to
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Speaker 1: the latest, coming.
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Speaker 2: From all over the world, really.
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Speaker 1: And we can see for ourselves that ets do in
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Speaker 1: fact have a sense of humor and express emotions in
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Speaker 1: a wide variety of ways. So let's just get started.
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Speaker 1: I'd like to start with a quote from UFO contactee
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Speaker 1: Judy Carroll. I'll just quote her directly. She sort of
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Speaker 1: channels ets, and one of her ets goes by the
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Speaker 1: name of Maris. So this is Judy talking here, and
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Speaker 1: I quote speaking of ets and their sense of humor.
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Speaker 1: I thought i'd share a joke one of the Gray
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Speaker 1: Elders told me a few years ago. Helene and I
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Speaker 1: were running a contact tee group at the time and
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Speaker 1: people had questions they wanted answered, so we suggested they
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Speaker 1: write them down so I could sit quietly to allow
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Speaker 1: Maris to communicate the answers to me. Neither Maris nor
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Speaker 1: I enjoy voice channeling, as the Grays don't communicate verbally,
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Speaker 1: being telepathic, so writing is our preferred medium. One of
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Speaker 1: the questions was very complex, to do with galactic warfare
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Speaker 1: or some such thing, and as I sat at the computer,
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Speaker 1: I was thinking to myself, oh boy, this one's a
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Speaker 1: bit of a worry. I'm just not into all that
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Speaker 1: Star Wars stuff. Next thing, I became aware of Maris
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Speaker 1: standing beside me, and I could pick up on his amusement.
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Speaker 1: He asked, what do you reckon? Is a real worry?
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Speaker 1: Knowing that there was a joke in the air, I
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Speaker 1: responded with, I don't know, Maris tell me. That came
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Speaker 1: his answer quick as a flash. Being taken onboard an
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Speaker 1: ET ship and finding a copy of an Idiot's Guide
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Speaker 1: to the Universe open on the control console. Needless to say,
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Speaker 1: I totally cracked up. Took me about five minutes to
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Speaker 1: stop laughing enough to get on with answering the questions.
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Speaker 1: I love Gray humor. So that's one unusual example, but
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Speaker 1: there are many. Here's another contact you i'd like to
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Speaker 1: quote directly. This is just a short quote from Jackie
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Speaker 1: Alcion and as she says, I'm going to be clear,
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Speaker 1: these ets that are in my life have not hurt me.
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Speaker 1: They might appear intimidating, but they actually have a sense
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Speaker 1: of humor and do things to make me laugh. They've
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Speaker 1: saved my butt a few times too. So yeah, a
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Speaker 1: short quote. But here's another contact ee saying that they
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Speaker 1: do have a sense of humor. I talked to Whitley
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Speaker 1: Strieber and he said the same thing. They will often
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Speaker 1: do things that he finds very funny. And that's true
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Speaker 1: of Dolly's Saffron, the subject of my book Symmetry, a
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Speaker 1: true UFO adventure. If you watch my channel you probably
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Speaker 1: know her pretty well. But she had an experience when
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Speaker 1: she was with the Grays being taught by them, and
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Speaker 1: a very funny thing came up. Dolly was describing an
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Speaker 1: event involving what we hear on Earth called the Darwin Awards,
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Speaker 1: and this involved an incident where a gentleman died in
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Speaker 1: a very unusual and frankly funny way. He was giving
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Speaker 1: an elephant a suppository when the elephant's bowels let lose,
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Speaker 1: and basically, this gentleman was buried in the elephants. There's
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Speaker 1: no nice way of putting it.
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Speaker 2: Crap. He died suffocated.
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Speaker 1: So not only did the students that Dolly was with
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Speaker 1: appreciate the grim humor of the situation, but she says
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Speaker 1: so did the ets. And I'll just quote Dolly directly
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Speaker 1: here as she says it cracked them up. They find
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Speaker 1: humor in some of the dumb things that we do,
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Speaker 1: and they find it funny as hell. Humans are funny
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Speaker 1: to them. They just think it's funny when you do
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Speaker 1: something so stupid. They also find our emotions odd because
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Speaker 1: we act like idiots sometimes, and they find it funny
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Speaker 1: and that She's had a number of funny situations with them.
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Speaker 1: I mean one time they returned her wearing a baby
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Speaker 1: dull nightie as kind of a joke. She thinks it
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Speaker 1: probably was a joke, but yeah, that's not what she
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Speaker 1: normally wear. These were not her clothes. And there are
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Speaker 1: a number of examples where they do this sort of
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Speaker 1: thing to people. And another example comes from the very
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Speaker 1: controversial case involving Stan Romanek. He's from Colorado. He wrote
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Speaker 1: a couple of books, the first one called Messages. I
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Speaker 1: know his case is controversial. I've interviewed him and his wife.
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Speaker 1: I think there's probably legitimacy to it and that he
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Speaker 1: was framed by the government. I don't know. You can
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Speaker 1: make up your own minds about that. But he did
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Speaker 1: have an example of e T humor, so I thought
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Speaker 1: I would include it here. He talks about a time
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Speaker 1: that he was taken and I'll just quote him directly.
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Speaker 1: I wore one of my favorite T shirts to bed
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Speaker 1: was one that had been given to me by my
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Speaker 1: friend Mark at my bachelor party two years earlier and
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Speaker 1: it read I've been abducted by aliens and all I
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Speaker 1: got was this lousy T shirt. So he was too
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Speaker 1: embarrassed to really wear it outside the house, and he
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Speaker 1: used it as a night shirt instead. It was around
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Speaker 1: one for five a m. One evening when he woke
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Speaker 1: up to hear his wife coughing next to him in bed,
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Speaker 1: and he was somewhat concerned because he had just been
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Speaker 1: dreaming that the gray aliens were there working on her,
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Speaker 1: and he thought that maybe.
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Speaker 2: She had been taken.
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Speaker 1: So he got out of bed and went to the bathroom,
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Speaker 1: and that's when he received an incredible shock. As Stan says,
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Speaker 1: as soon as I turned the bathroom light on, I
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Speaker 1: noticed something unusual. It seemed that instead of wearing my
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Speaker 1: novelty T shirt, I had on a woman's red and
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Speaker 1: black plaid flannel nightgown several sizes too small. He rushed
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Speaker 1: back into the bedroom and asked his wife is this yours?
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Speaker 1: Tell me is this yours? And she looked at him,
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Speaker 1: barely able to keep from laughing, and said, no, Oh,
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Speaker 1: it's definitely not mine. And at this point they both
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Speaker 1: burst out laughing. The snakeown was far too small, and
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Speaker 1: he actually needed his wife's help to get out of it.
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Speaker 1: So I wrote about some of these types of cases
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Speaker 1: of people being returned in the wrong clothes or to
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Speaker 1: the wrong place, even in my book Not From Here,
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Speaker 1: Volume three, And I'm wondering if those are mistakes or
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Speaker 1: if these are the ets just being funny. Here's another
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Speaker 1: example which comes from researcher David Jacobs in his book
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Speaker 1: Secret Life, and he talks a little bit about alien humor.
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Speaker 1: And I'll just quote David Jacobs directly as he says,
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Speaker 1: abductees rarely described humor or lightheartedness in any of the aliens,
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Speaker 1: although we do have one reported episode the beings had
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Speaker 1: just caught up cut off a lock of a young
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Speaker 1: girl's hair. The taller being then put the hair up
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Speaker 1: to his head and showed it to the other beings.
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Speaker 1: This apparently was amusing. In the main however, abductees say
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Speaker 1: that the beings do not express a sense of fun.
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Speaker 1: So that's his opinion. I'm not sure I totally agree
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Speaker 1: with it, but yeah, he has at least one case
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Speaker 1: involving humor. And there's another gentleman I interviewed. His name
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Speaker 1: is Bill Foster. He actually wrote a book about his
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Speaker 1: experiences where he was taken with his wife and two
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Speaker 1: others in the state of North Carolina. He wrote a
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Speaker 1: book about his experiences called The Black Triangle Abduction. And
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Speaker 1: he's had many, many experiences of being taken on board
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Speaker 1: and talking with the Grays. In fact, he had so
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Speaker 1: many experiences. At some point he pretty much got over
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Speaker 1: his fear and was able to have long conversations with them.
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Speaker 1: And he has a couple of interesting incidents involving what
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Speaker 1: seems to be et humor. And I'll just quote him directly.
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Speaker 1: He was on board and was asking them questions. Well,
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Speaker 1: they were talking about time, and the et said, he
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Speaker 1: tells me that we have gone through a reasonable distance
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Speaker 1: where they are certain the ship can remain in stasis.
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Speaker 1: Then he tells me that they remain in stasis for
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Speaker 1: the time needed to complete their work, and then they
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Speaker 1: can return me to the point of contact, where little
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Speaker 1: time in my world has passed. And I asked him
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Speaker 1: yet again, what is the stasis point? So he's talking
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Speaker 1: about how they pull him out of time basically and
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Speaker 1: then return him minutes afterwards, And as Bill Foster says,
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Speaker 1: the big guy patiently tells me that it is a
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Speaker 1: safe point for them, and it should be immaterial to me,
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Speaker 1: since I cannot see outside of this room anyway, I
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Speaker 1: asked him, why, if we are here outside the gravity
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Speaker 1: of the Earth, do we have gravity here aboard this ship?
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Speaker 1: And you know, that's the closest thing I have ever
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Speaker 1: seen to laugh inside of a brain before. Apparently I
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Speaker 1: said something very funny to him, unknown to me, of course,
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Speaker 1: But he doesn't bother to answer that question. So I
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Speaker 1: guess they must maintain their own gravity system somehow. So
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Speaker 1: the Gray apparently found Bill Foster's question amusing to him
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Speaker 1: about how they have gravity on board their ship. And
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Speaker 1: he had another incident very similar to that where the
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Speaker 1: Grays expressed amusement, and he was asking about the size
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Speaker 1: of the craft because it seemed to change size each
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Speaker 1: time he was on board. And he said to the Gray,
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Speaker 1: you know, I want to see more of this place.
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Speaker 1: I am sick of this same room every time. How
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Speaker 1: big is this place? And as Bill says, now, that's
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Speaker 1: the first time I ever saw this gray smile. In fact,
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Speaker 1: I said it twice. Now that was an idiotic answer.
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Speaker 1: He said, it's as big as we need it to be.
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Speaker 1: He had a great knack for just passing a question
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Speaker 1: by as if he doesn't want to answer something, but
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Speaker 1: it was clearly a question which amused the gray. Again,
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Speaker 1: a really unusual example, but there are a lot of them,
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Speaker 1: and here's one that really made me laugh. This is
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Speaker 1: also a very unusual example because it comes from Robert Monroe.
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Speaker 1: Robert Monroe is best known for his series of three
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Speaker 1: books about his own experiences with astral projection with out
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Speaker 1: of body experiences, and during one of his out of
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Speaker 1: body experiences, he asked his spirit guide to take him
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Speaker 1: to see a non earth entity, one that he could
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Speaker 1: communicate with easily, and his spirit guide agreed, and off
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Speaker 1: they went. And I'll just quote Robert Monroe directly here,
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Speaker 1: as Robert Monroe says, somewhat to my surprise, my friend
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Speaker 1: offered to lead me to one, and we set off
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Speaker 1: through the darkness, and what seemed only a moment, we
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Speaker 1: flashed into a space filled with stars. Just below us
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Speaker 1: was what I recognized as our moon, and in the
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Speaker 1: near distance the huge blue and white marbleized globe the Earth.
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Speaker 1: I looked around, where was this super non human intelligence?
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Speaker 1: He says. His guide told him to look behind, behind,
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Speaker 1: and above and as Robert Monroe says, I was astonished.
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Speaker 1: Just twenty feet above me and stretching for what seemed
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Speaker 1: to be miles was a huge circular saucer shaped object,
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Speaker 1: a typical flying saucer has so often described, but a
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Speaker 1: thousand times larger, much too big to credit. But as
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Speaker 1: I had that thought, it shrank instantly to some two
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Speaker 1: hundred feet in diameter. Then a door in the bottom
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Speaker 1: slid open, and a figure, a man, a very human
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Speaker 1: looking man, emerged and walked, yes, walked across to where
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Speaker 1: I floated. As he approached, I recognized him short, round, chubby,
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Speaker 1: dressed with a sort of shabby gentility, and wearing a
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Speaker 1: gray top hat, his nose red and bulbous, his mouth
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Speaker 1: a leering grin. He was an exact replica of this
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Speaker 1: stuff of so many comic movies I had enjoyed in
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Speaker 1: the physical when I was young w C. Fields. This
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Speaker 1: replica projection, hologram, whatever it was, spoke like Fields as well,
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Speaker 1: with the same intonations and repetitions. He invited me aboard
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Speaker 1: and showed me into what appeared as a large domed
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Speaker 1: room with pictures on its walls of every comedian I
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Speaker 1: had ever heard, and many more of whom I hadn't
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Speaker 1: together with thousands of scribbled jokes and cartoons. He described
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Speaker 1: this all as his cargo. I framed the question in
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Speaker 1: my mind cargo. What do you mean cargo? And I continued,
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Speaker 1: You can drop the impersonation. I can take you exactly
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Speaker 1: as you are. The alleged et replied, you really mean it,
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Speaker 1: don't you. But I'll keep it if you don't mind.
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Speaker 1: It helps me to think like a human. Or would
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Speaker 1: you prefer some one else? Graucho Marx perhaps Monroe replied, no, no,
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Speaker 1: stay as you are. Tell me what you are doing
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Speaker 1: hanging around earth? My boy, I'm an exporter, the ET replied.
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Speaker 1: Robert Monroe said, I see, what do you have that
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Speaker 1: we need apart from this spaceship? The ET replied, I
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Speaker 1: must have used that term wrong. I export from here,
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Speaker 1: not to my friend. Robert said, what possible thing could
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Speaker 1: we have that is valuable to you? You're obviously way
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Speaker 1: ahead of our technology. You use thought communication. We have
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Speaker 1: nothing you could want or need. He scratched his nose. Well, sir,
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Speaker 1: it's not easy to get it, but I do, yes, sir,
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Speaker 1: I do. We don't have any and you can't imagine
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Speaker 1: how valuable something is if you don't have any. Robert
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Speaker 1: Monroe asked, don't have any?
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Speaker 2: What? The ET said, I've been gathering it for ages.
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Speaker 1: It used to be very rare, but there's more of
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Speaker 1: it about now. Robert Monroe said, you've lost me. The
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Speaker 1: ET replied, sometimes you need to know the civilization to
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Speaker 1: understand it. That's one of the problems I still don't see,
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Speaker 1: Robert Monroe said. The ET replied, You humans have it,
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Speaker 1: and it's very rare and valuable among the rest of
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Speaker 1: the intelligent species in what you call the physical universe
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Speaker 1: and elsewhere. Very rare and valuable, sir, I'm a specialist
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Speaker 1: in collection. You don't understand I see. Let me explain,
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Speaker 1: please do. It's a one in a million product, and
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Speaker 1: you humans have it. A sense of humor, jokes, fun
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Speaker 1: the best tonic there is for overloaded mind systems. It
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Speaker 1: auto erases the tension and pressure almost every time it's used.
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Speaker 1: Robert Monroe said, So you cruise around among us looking
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Speaker 1: for the newest and latest exactly, the ET replied, You
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Speaker 1: humans catch sight of our collection units every now and
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Speaker 1: then you get the wrong idea. You even make UFO
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Speaker 1: jokes about us. All we want to do is look
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Speaker 1: and listen, nothing else apart from the odd practical joke,
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Speaker 1: just to keep in training. And now, if you'll excuse me, sir,
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Speaker 1: I must be on my way. Suddenly I found myself
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Speaker 1: outside the spaceship, which was rapidly diminishing into the far distance.
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Speaker 1: Now I knew that at least humans have one unique quality,
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Speaker 1: So I don't know. Make of that what you will.
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Speaker 1: It's a bit of an outlier, like some of these cases.
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Speaker 1: But now I'd like to get into the actual contact cases,
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Speaker 1: the physical contact cases, starting very early in time, moving
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Speaker 1: all the way up to the present day. And here's
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Speaker 1: a case which occurred in Saint Marin in Cornwall. This
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Speaker 1: is in England and it dates all the way back
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Speaker 1: to nineteen ten. There were two witnesses who saw a
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Speaker 1: red object resembling a ship among the clouds, they said,
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Speaker 1: and they could see, apparently through the portholes, that this
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Speaker 1: object contained a large number of little dwarf like creatures
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Speaker 1: that were chattering and laughing and pointing down at the witnesses,
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Speaker 1: so they were apparently having a good time. This case
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Speaker 1: comes from Janet and Colin Board in their book Modern
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Speaker 1: Mysteries of Britain. So that's an unusual case for sure,
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Speaker 1: but it shows ET's laughing and chattering and having a
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Speaker 1: good time. Here's another case which comes from the flying saucers,
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Speaker 1: and this one occurred on October fourteenth, nineteen fifty four,
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Speaker 1: and the location is Shamsabad, Iran. There was one witness
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Speaker 1: who saw a five meter wide luminous object. This was
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Speaker 1: about three hundred feet away, and approaching more closely, he
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Speaker 1: perceived quote a short young man standing on a circular
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Speaker 1: piece of metal in the middle of this glowing object.
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Speaker 1: And this figure was looking around him and sort of searching.
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Speaker 1: And so he got closer to about sixty feet from
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Speaker 1: this saucer, and now he could see that this pilot
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Speaker 1: was actually laughing at the terrified expression on the witness's face.
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Speaker 1: So he found the person's expression funny. And at this
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Speaker 1: point suddenly this object shot straight up into the air
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Speaker 1: at unbelievable speed and vanished. Here's another case which occurred
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Speaker 1: in Obanna. This is in France, Obanna, Bouche du Roone.
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Speaker 1: This occurred in the end of October nineteen fifty nine.
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Speaker 1: Miss Moulay, forty five years old, was with her three
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Speaker 1: children and went outside to hang up her laundry. This
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Speaker 1: was around dusk, and she saw this egg shaped object
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Speaker 1: descend silently in hover just above her through a very
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Speaker 1: large triangular shaped window in front.
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Speaker 2: It was illuminated.
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Speaker 1: She could see about twenty people tall, with wavy blonde hair,
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Speaker 1: light skin, wearing white suits and short sleeves. They were
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Speaker 1: all human looking, and she says they all appeared to
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Speaker 1: be smiling or perhaps even laughing at her. And they
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Speaker 1: were there for a good ten minutes or so before
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Speaker 1: suddenly taking off at super high speeds. So this again
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Speaker 1: shows ets with emotions or a sense of humor. Here's
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Speaker 1: a very interesting case, a new one. This one occurred
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Speaker 1: on November seventeen, nineteen sixty six, in the town of Gaffney.
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Speaker 1: This is in South Carolina. This is a pretty involved case.
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Speaker 1: It was investigated by UFO researcher John Keel. That occurred
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Speaker 1: at four a m. And there were two witnesses, two
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Speaker 1: police officers, Charles Hutchins and a g husky. They were
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Speaker 1: driving just outside of Gaffney on a street called the
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Speaker 1: West Beauford Street Extension and as they came around a
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Speaker 1: corner they in the road they saw this metallic object
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Speaker 1: directly in front of them, coming in for an apparent landing,
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Speaker 1: and it stopped about twenty feet above the ground, and
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Speaker 1: this is described it as sphericle with sort of a
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Speaker 1: wide flat rim around it. They saw no lights or portholes.
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Speaker 1: It was dark, but reflected the dull gold color in
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Speaker 1: the headlights of their police car. And they drove pretty
24:18
Speaker 1: much right up to it, got out of their cruiser
24:22
Speaker 1: to look at this thing more closely, and they asked me.
24:26
Speaker 1: It was about twenty feet in diameter. Suddenly a door
24:30
Speaker 1: opened silently on the underside of the sphere. A short
24:34
Speaker 1: little ladder came down, and light came pouring up through
24:39
Speaker 1: the opening, and they couldn't see anything in the interior
24:42
Speaker 1: until suddenly this figure appears, descends the ladder and walks
24:46
Speaker 1: slowly towards the two police officers until it's about fifteen
24:51
Speaker 1: or twenty feet away, and his officer, Hutchins, says, he
24:56
Speaker 1: didn't move stiffly. He moved just like anybody else, but
24:59
Speaker 1: kind of slow, like he was taking his time. He
25:03
Speaker 1: wasn't scared of us or anything.
25:05
Speaker 2: They said.
25:06
Speaker 1: He was quite short, maybe four feet tall, had no
25:10
Speaker 1: helmet or headgear, but was dressed in a gold suit
25:13
Speaker 1: without any markings, no buttons, no zippers, It was just
25:17
Speaker 1: shiny like metal, and started asking them all kinds of questions,
25:23
Speaker 1: and they asked him questions too, but he would not answer.
25:29
Speaker 1: This figure was standing in the grass, so they couldn't
25:32
Speaker 1: see his feet, and they couldn't really remember the entire conversation,
25:37
Speaker 1: but they do remember that this figure spoke perfect English,
25:42
Speaker 1: and his officer, Hutchins, says he didn't have any accent
25:46
Speaker 1: or anything. He acted like he knew exactly what he
25:49
Speaker 1: was saying and doing, and didn't make any quick moves
25:53
Speaker 1: or false moves. He just stood there. So this figure
26:00
Speaker 1: wanted to know why Hutchins and the other officer, Husky
26:08
Speaker 1: were dressed alike in their uniforms. The speech was very precise,
26:14
Speaker 1: he pronounced each word carefully, and finally the officers asked
26:19
Speaker 1: this figure where he was from, and this is when
26:23
Speaker 1: the figure just laughed. So he apparently the figure found
26:27
Speaker 1: this question funny or didn't want to answer it. This
26:31
Speaker 1: was a brief meeting, perhaps two or three minutes, and
26:35
Speaker 1: then the figure said, I will return in two days,
26:39
Speaker 1: turned and walked back into the object, which took off
26:44
Speaker 1: with a low whirring sound, rose up and was gone.
26:49
Speaker 1: This case became pretty well known. In fact, investigators went
26:53
Speaker 1: to the site and found numerous footprints at the site
26:57
Speaker 1: where this little man had stood. Apparently he did not
27:01
Speaker 1: return like he promised, and that was the end of
27:04
Speaker 1: that case, but certainly an unusual one where again an
27:08
Speaker 1: e t is laughing. Here's another case which I found
27:13
Speaker 1: quite interesting. This took place outside of Flagstaff, Arizona, in
27:19
Speaker 1: the summer of nineteen sixty eight in the Mojave Desert,
27:23
Speaker 1: And this actually comes from Whitley and Anne Streeber in
27:27
Speaker 1: their book The Communion Letters, and involves a lady and
27:32
Speaker 1: her daughter who were driving about two hours outside of
27:35
Speaker 1: Flagstaff when they saw strange lights in the sky and suddenly,
27:40
Speaker 1: right in front of their car there was this huge
27:43
Speaker 1: dark object with a row of lights in the middle.
27:47
Speaker 1: The next thing the lady knows she's being pulled through
27:51
Speaker 1: the windshield of her car. She looked back to her car,
27:56
Speaker 1: nobody was in it. She and her daughter were apparently
27:58
Speaker 1: both being taken on board, and finding herself on board,
28:03
Speaker 1: she asked about her daughter, and the ets said that
28:06
Speaker 1: don't worry, She's going to be all right. And this
28:10
Speaker 1: was telepathically, at which point the woman calmed down. She
28:13
Speaker 1: said she felt very much soothed and unusually happy. She
28:19
Speaker 1: described these beings as pretty much human like, quite tall,
28:23
Speaker 1: about six and a half feet tall. They were wearing robes.
28:28
Speaker 1: They had sort of silvery skin, she said, round eyes
28:33
Speaker 1: that were almost a violet blue. But she felt a
28:37
Speaker 1: real connection to them. It was like her long lost family,
28:41
Speaker 1: she said. It was almost like a homecoming. They seemed
28:44
Speaker 1: to be smiling, she says, though their mouths did not move.
28:49
Speaker 1: And she was in this room, which was about twenty
28:52
Speaker 1: five feet wide, semi circular, and she said she saw
28:56
Speaker 1: what looked like screens along one wall, and they were
29:01
Speaker 1: showing various terrains, strange symbols, and other things. And there
29:07
Speaker 1: was a table in the center of the room with
29:10
Speaker 1: some chairs, and she says that some of these were
29:15
Speaker 1: facing the screens, and while another et was out a
29:20
Speaker 1: desk area and was standing from time to time and
29:23
Speaker 1: moving things around but did not look up. And she
29:28
Speaker 1: says two of them seemed to be laughing all the time.
29:32
Speaker 1: They kept saying welcome, welcome, in her mind and laughing.
29:38
Speaker 1: So this was a pleasant experience for her, though initially frightening.
29:42
Speaker 1: They started talking about human origins and alien intervention on
29:46
Speaker 1: the planet Earth, and they told her that her name
29:50
Speaker 1: in their tongue was actually Shalisha. They actually told it
29:56
Speaker 1: to her many times, Shalisha lee a Kumu Ram, saying
30:02
Speaker 1: it over and over until she got it right. And
30:05
Speaker 1: they told her that these words could actually be found
30:09
Speaker 1: in Earth literature, which was true.
30:12
Speaker 2: But she said she.
30:13
Speaker 1: Felt much love flowing from them, and they helped her
30:18
Speaker 1: understand this name the Earth lineages that went way back
30:22
Speaker 1: to the stars. It's an interesting case. There's quite a
30:26
Speaker 1: lot to it. They took her into another room, which
30:29
Speaker 1: apparently contained the ship's driving mechanism, and in front of
30:34
Speaker 1: her she saw this huge crystal about three feet across
30:38
Speaker 1: in the middle, shaped like two pyramids placed base to base.
30:43
Speaker 1: She says it appeared multifaceted and at times was totally
30:47
Speaker 1: brilliant and jewel like. Was suspended in the air about
30:51
Speaker 1: four feet from the floor, and I found this part interesting.
30:55
Speaker 1: They told her to put her mind into the crystal,
30:58
Speaker 1: and as she did so, she'd be able to learn
31:01
Speaker 1: how to fly the ship. One of them telepathically actually
31:05
Speaker 1: told her how to do it. She tried and failed,
31:09
Speaker 1: but they kept encouraging and coaxing her, and she could
31:11
Speaker 1: hear them smiling. They'd said, go on, you can do it.
31:16
Speaker 1: And finally she got it right and they began to
31:19
Speaker 1: move out, first above the Earth and then through space.
31:23
Speaker 1: And she asked why she had to do this, and
31:26
Speaker 1: they said, so that you can remember flying and piloting
31:31
Speaker 1: when necessary, and then they started laughing. And after this
31:37
Speaker 1: was information was placed into this crystal. Nothing more was needed,
31:41
Speaker 1: they said, And the experience went on for some time
31:45
Speaker 1: until finally they said it was time to return to Earth.
31:49
Speaker 1: There is much more to this case, which you can
31:51
Speaker 1: read in the communion letters, but I thought it was
31:55
Speaker 1: interesting because the ets were smiling and laughing throughout this experience,
32:00
Speaker 1: also teaching her how to pilot the craft, which is
32:03
Speaker 1: certainly what Dolly Saffron has reported and also Grant Cameron
32:07
Speaker 1: in his book Sky Pilots, which is all about people
32:11
Speaker 1: who've been taught how to fly the craft. So that's
32:13
Speaker 1: another example of that. And here's another case February seventh,
32:19
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine. This took place in Piasnoonga. This is
32:26
Speaker 1: in sau Paolo, Brazil, and the main witness is Tiago Machado.
32:33
Speaker 1: This is a very well known case in Brazil, investigated
32:37
Speaker 1: by researchers Nigel Rhymes, Ned s Martinz and Reginaldo da Silva.
32:45
Speaker 2: But it's an interesting.
32:46
Speaker 1: Case because people in the area. We saw this object
32:51
Speaker 1: on a hillside, and this awakened the main witness, Tiago Machado.
32:56
Speaker 1: He's nineteen years old, so he woke up God has
32:59
Speaker 1: been and went to see this object. And he walked
33:03
Speaker 1: up to it and got within thirty feet of it
33:05
Speaker 1: and saw that it was a domed disk, aluminum colored.
33:10
Speaker 1: He said it was about twelve feet in diameter five
33:13
Speaker 1: feet high, not very big. A door opened and from
33:18
Speaker 1: this door two humanoid figures emerged and floated to the ground.
33:23
Speaker 1: He could see two others inside the craft through portholes.
33:27
Speaker 1: So these figures were short, about four and a half
33:30
Speaker 1: feet tall, dressed in tight silvery jumpsuits covering them from
33:35
Speaker 1: head to toe. They were wearing transparent helmets.
33:40
Speaker 2: He said.
33:40
Speaker 1: They had kind of yellowish skin, slanted eyes, very thin
33:45
Speaker 1: lips and mouth, and they approached right up to him,
33:49
Speaker 1: about ten or fifteen feet away, and they started laughing
33:54
Speaker 1: at Tiago, apparently because he was smoking a cigarette, so
34:00
Speaker 1: they seemed to be interested in that. So he tossed
34:02
Speaker 1: this cigarette pack close to one of them, who put
34:06
Speaker 1: his hand above it, and this pack floated up into
34:10
Speaker 1: the ET's hands, and he says, the ets spoke in
34:14
Speaker 1: this weird sort of hoarse guttural sounds, and when one
34:20
Speaker 1: of the ets in the craft called out to the witnesses,
34:24
Speaker 1: the entities walked backwards and re entered through the door
34:29
Speaker 1: and were halfway up into the craft when one of
34:32
Speaker 1: them pointed a tube like device at Thiago. It emitted
34:37
Speaker 1: a bluish flame that sort of went towards him, and
34:40
Speaker 1: when it hit him, he became paralyzed. This object took
34:45
Speaker 1: off horizontally, at which point Thiago fainted. When he woke up,
34:51
Speaker 1: he had a mark where this beam had struck him,
34:55
Speaker 1: and on the ground witnesses researchers found three landing leg marks.
35:02
Speaker 1: So it's an interesting case with physiological effects and landing traces.
35:06
Speaker 1: But important here is that the ets found it very
35:10
Speaker 1: funny that he was smoking a cigarette, which I can
35:14
Speaker 1: see how that would be funny in so many cases.
35:18
Speaker 1: Here's another which occurred in July of nineteen seventy two.
35:25
Speaker 1: This occurred in New Zealand, specifically in Lower Hut, New Zealand,
35:31
Speaker 1: a woman reported that she was awakened in her bedroom
35:34
Speaker 1: by a blue light shining in through her window and
35:38
Speaker 1: a noise like a spinning top, and she rushed to
35:41
Speaker 1: the window and saw this object the classic flying saucer,
35:46
Speaker 1: she said, it was more like an inverted soup dish
35:49
Speaker 1: and was hovering over the building next door. And on
35:53
Speaker 1: top of this object was a clear dome, and she
35:56
Speaker 1: could clearly see two male figures, human looking, wearing shiny
36:02
Speaker 1: blue satin like suits with bald heads. One appeared to
36:06
Speaker 1: be controlling the object and the other had his back
36:10
Speaker 1: to the witness. And at this point the figure turned
36:14
Speaker 1: towards the other et said something and began laughing. So
36:21
Speaker 1: this lasted for about a minute, at which point the
36:23
Speaker 1: object shot straight up and disappeared over the Wainumata Hill.
36:30
Speaker 1: So this sighting rightened the witness, and she told nobody
36:33
Speaker 1: about it for about five years, but finally did step
36:36
Speaker 1: forward to tell her account. Important here is that these
36:41
Speaker 1: two ets, one of them told the other something and
36:45
Speaker 1: it started laughing, So again they do appear to have
36:48
Speaker 1: a sense of humor. Here's another case. This occurred in Langothln,
36:55
Speaker 1: New South Wales. This is in Australia and the date
36:59
Speaker 1: of this encounters October nineteenth, nineteen seventy five. This occurred
37:05
Speaker 1: in the evening. One of the main investigators is Australian
37:09
Speaker 1: investigator Bill Chalker. He's written a number of books. The
37:14
Speaker 1: main witnesses are anonymous. We know them only as mister
37:18
Speaker 1: and Missus M. And they were driving to their home
37:21
Speaker 1: in Armadale and in their nineteen seventy four Ford station
37:27
Speaker 1: wagon with their dog. Their dog was a ten to
37:30
Speaker 1: twelve month old Samoyed. The dog was asleep in the
37:36
Speaker 1: back seat and they were traveling along the New England
37:40
Speaker 1: Highway heading south and after passing the town of Glen Inns,
37:45
Speaker 1: they saw this bright light rising up over a hill
37:50
Speaker 1: and mister M was so startled he said, what the
37:53
Speaker 1: bloody hell? And this woke up both the wife and
37:56
Speaker 1: the dog. The dog began yelping and climbed over the
38:00
Speaker 1: front seat into Missus M's lap and frantically tried to
38:04
Speaker 1: bury its head into her lap. As she says, the
38:08
Speaker 1: dog was going crazy. So they're looking at this object
38:12
Speaker 1: and it's coming closer and they can now see it's
38:15
Speaker 1: a long cigar shaped object with a bright silvery surface
38:22
Speaker 1: like unpainted aluminum. It was about twenty five to thirty
38:28
Speaker 1: meters away and quite large, about one hundred and fifty
38:32
Speaker 1: feet long. It had what appeared to be short stubby
38:36
Speaker 1: wings and a large front cockpit window. But they could
38:41
Speaker 1: see six other large portholes or windows in two rows,
38:45
Speaker 1: one above the other, going down the side of the object.
38:49
Speaker 1: This was behind the main cockpit window, and all these
38:53
Speaker 1: windows were brightly lit. They could see inside of them,
38:56
Speaker 1: and they saw two figures sitting down towards the front
39:00
Speaker 1: of the object in what looked like white backed chairs.
39:06
Speaker 1: They saw three more figures visible from the hips up
39:09
Speaker 1: standing close by, looking out the large cockpit window directly
39:14
Speaker 1: towards them. These figures were humanoid, and they said seemed
39:18
Speaker 1: quote pretty normal. They were all wearing silvery colored coveralls.
39:23
Speaker 2: From the neck down.
39:25
Speaker 1: They could see all kinds of what looked like instrument
39:27
Speaker 1: panels with green, blue and red lights blinking and pulsating.
39:33
Speaker 1: And two of the parent pilots kept turning their heads
39:38
Speaker 1: and looking out towards the station wagon. Now they said
39:44
Speaker 1: that the shortest standing figure was actually laughing and pointing
39:48
Speaker 1: at the station wagon, they believed at the antics of
39:53
Speaker 1: their dog, who was still freaking out. They said, this
39:56
Speaker 1: figure looked female with shoulder length brownish hair, and she
40:00
Speaker 1: seemed to be the one who was piloting. At any rate,
40:06
Speaker 1: these three figures seemed to be smiling, and the woman
40:10
Speaker 1: actually waved at them, And this object paced the station
40:15
Speaker 1: wagon for about three kilometers and was just above the ground,
40:23
Speaker 1: maybe one hundred feet or so, and kept pacing their
40:30
Speaker 1: station wagon alongside the road, occasionally stopping and hovering, and
40:37
Speaker 1: the dog was still upset. But at some point they stopped.
40:41
Speaker 1: The car the guy was driving had a movie camera
40:45
Speaker 1: with him and he quickly took some films of this object,
40:51
Speaker 1: and at some point this object just took off, though
40:55
Speaker 1: the witnesses did get the impression that the told them
41:01
Speaker 1: that they would return sometime in the future, so this
41:03
Speaker 1: lasted for about ten or fifteen minutes. The witness, mister
41:09
Speaker 1: M did send his film in to get developed, and
41:14
Speaker 1: when it was returned, there was no sign of the
41:20
Speaker 1: sequence where he had filmed this object, and examining it,
41:24
Speaker 1: he saw that the film had actually been spliced. He
41:27
Speaker 1: wrote a letter of complaint to the film processor who
41:30
Speaker 1: told them that they would not print anything obscene or detrimental,
41:37
Speaker 1: which was clearly a debunking excuse, and they later would
41:42
Speaker 1: receive calls from someone who threatened them told them not
41:46
Speaker 1: to speak about their case. So it's unfortunate because they
41:50
Speaker 1: had apparently taken some really good film of this and
41:55
Speaker 1: it was covered up. It's an interesting case. But what
41:58
Speaker 1: I found interesting here was that the figures inside the
42:02
Speaker 1: craft were amused by the antics of their dog. It's unusual.
42:08
Speaker 1: A lot of these cases are really quite bizarre, especially
42:11
Speaker 1: this next one, which occurred in the summer of nineteen
42:14
Speaker 1: seventy six in the Santander area of Columbia. This is
42:20
Speaker 1: in South America, and this was investigated by researcher Salvador Frisado,
42:28
Speaker 1: And this is an unusual case. It involves a group
42:32
Speaker 1: of people who were on an old bus filled to capacity,
42:35
Speaker 1: riding up an isolated and wooded area of a mountain
42:39
Speaker 1: road at very low speed. It came around a turn
42:42
Speaker 1: in the road and the passengers watched as about twenty
42:47
Speaker 1: short dwarf like beings emerged from the forest and they
42:52
Speaker 1: actually grabbed a hold of the back of the bus
42:55
Speaker 1: and would not let it move and at this point
42:59
Speaker 1: some of them began put wishing on the side of
43:00
Speaker 1: the bus, rocking it back and forth until suddenly it
43:04
Speaker 1: actually overturned. This naturally freaked out the passengers, who scrambled
43:10
Speaker 1: out and watched the beings, who were apparently laughing, and
43:14
Speaker 1: they said, obviously enjoying the spectacle, And suddenly, as if
43:19
Speaker 1: obeying an unheard order, the beings quickly retreated into the
43:22
Speaker 1: forest and vanished. I don't know what to make of
43:26
Speaker 1: that case. It's very unusual.
43:30
Speaker 2: I don't know.
43:30
Speaker 1: I included here for what it's worth. You can make
43:34
Speaker 1: up your own minds about it. Here's another very unusual case.
43:40
Speaker 1: This occurred in Ukraine. Actually, the exact area is Olginskaya Zatoka,
43:47
Speaker 1: along the banks of the Duniper River. This was at
43:51
Speaker 1: night in August of nineteen seventy seven. The main witness
43:57
Speaker 1: is a driver a thirty nine years old and his
44:02
Speaker 1: name is Victor Alexandrovitch. He had gone fishing on the
44:07
Speaker 1: banks of the Duniper River near the outskirts of Kiev
44:11
Speaker 1: and was sleeping in his boat under a tarpaulin, and
44:15
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, someone, he says, awakened
44:19
Speaker 1: him entered his boat and woke him up, and he
44:22
Speaker 1: was about to defend himself, but was unable to move.
44:27
Speaker 1: And at this point he saw the face of a
44:29
Speaker 1: strange looking entity began to speak telepathically and said, do
44:35
Speaker 1: not be afraid. There's no danger. We won't hurt you.
44:40
Speaker 1: So Victor calmed down and says that he was invited
44:44
Speaker 1: to come along with this et. So he went outside
44:49
Speaker 1: of his boat and saw an oval or egg shaped
44:52
Speaker 1: craft sitting along the banks of the river. The a
44:56
Speaker 1: door opened up and they went inside this craft. According
45:03
Speaker 1: to Victor, these ets were very much human looking, and
45:07
Speaker 1: in fact, there was a very beautiful woman he said,
45:11
Speaker 1: on board. The only real difference was that they had
45:14
Speaker 1: pointed ears that very otherwise very much like humans, he says,
45:22
Speaker 1: they smiled and possessed a sense of humor. He said
45:27
Speaker 1: that they had sort of a bronzed skin, very flat noses,
45:31
Speaker 1: and were dressed in a dull gray, tight fitting overalls.
45:37
Speaker 1: And they took him on this little trip over a
45:41
Speaker 1: landscape and finally up into space, and he freaked out
45:45
Speaker 1: when he realized that they were far off of the Earth,
45:49
Speaker 1: which he could see quite far below him, and he
45:52
Speaker 1: started panicking and begging the ets to take him back.
45:56
Speaker 1: The ets calmed him down, at which point they visited,
45:59
Speaker 1: he says, a mother ship. And inside this mother ship,
46:03
Speaker 1: this is quite an involved case. They showed him in
46:06
Speaker 1: a holographic image of their planet and also their buildings.
46:11
Speaker 1: They told him that they come from the Tau Seti
46:14
Speaker 1: system and it was a long involved encounter. Finally, they
46:19
Speaker 1: returned him to his boat and told him, you have
46:22
Speaker 1: experienced much this night. I will make it so you
46:25
Speaker 1: will be able to sleep the whole day. After that,
46:28
Speaker 1: you will awake remembering nothing, but gradually your memory will returned,
46:34
Speaker 1: which is exactly what happened. He'd later, upon awakening did
46:40
Speaker 1: see other boaters who were in the area, and they
46:43
Speaker 1: said that they saw many quote wonders and tried to approach,
46:47
Speaker 1: but they said that their boat engines stalled. So there
46:51
Speaker 1: were apparently outside witnesses to that case. But important here
46:56
Speaker 1: is that, according to Victor, these ets smiled and possessed
47:00
Speaker 1: a sense of humor. All right, here's another unusual case.
47:08
Speaker 1: This occurred on September third, nineteen ninety five. This comes
47:13
Speaker 1: from the UFO Experience's blog spot and involved a teacher
47:17
Speaker 1: by the name of Mark Andrews, who was woken up
47:22
Speaker 1: after midnight one evening on September third, nineteen ninety five
47:27
Speaker 1: with his phone ringing, and he heard a female voice saying,
47:31
Speaker 1: we have some students here from another planet. Would you
47:35
Speaker 1: be willing to help in their Earth orientation? So he
47:40
Speaker 1: was clearly surprised by this, but said okay, and the
47:44
Speaker 1: voice said, we have one standing in your driveway.
47:47
Speaker 2: Follow her.
47:49
Speaker 1: So he exited his house and there in the driveway,
47:51
Speaker 1: he said, stood a very pretty short, Mediterranean looking girl.
47:58
Speaker 1: She had ornately woven hair. She was dressed in a
48:02
Speaker 1: burgundy wrap around robe, and he followed her around the
48:07
Speaker 1: side of his house and the next thing he knowed,
48:09
Speaker 1: there was this flash of light and he found himself
48:13
Speaker 1: being pulled up into a craft well above Earth. He
48:18
Speaker 1: says this figure was very young. She was short five
48:22
Speaker 1: feet tall and looked around seventeen years of age, and
48:28
Speaker 1: once on board the craft, she turned to him and said,
48:30
Speaker 1: we are going to take a shower, and that alarmed
48:35
Speaker 1: him at first until he realized that they were actually
48:38
Speaker 1: just shining this sort of what he believed a disinfecting light.
48:43
Speaker 1: He did not need to take his clothes off, so
48:45
Speaker 1: this matches. What other contact he have told Betty Andreasen
48:49
Speaker 1: described something very much like that. He found this interesting
48:53
Speaker 1: because as this lady began speaking to him, it was
48:56
Speaker 1: clear that her English skills were not fully developed, and
49:01
Speaker 1: she was making grammatical errors. It's a long involved case.
49:05
Speaker 1: He looked outside a porthole and could see a huge starfield,
49:11
Speaker 1: and it really quite stunned him to see all these
49:15
Speaker 1: stars so brightly. They showed him various diagrams and maps
49:21
Speaker 1: and showed him asteroids and comets and stuff that were
49:25
Speaker 1: moving towards Earth, and that they were helping along with
49:31
Speaker 1: this to make sure that none of these would threaten
49:33
Speaker 1: the planet. He asked where they were from, and this
49:37
Speaker 1: lady responded, we call our world le Lari, that's l
49:42
Speaker 1: E la r I, and actually showed him a projection
49:46
Speaker 1: on a screen, and he says, it looked like the
49:50
Speaker 1: Big Dipper the constellation. So he went from one room
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Speaker 1: to another and encountered a tall, blonde and very beautiful
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Speaker 1: human looking person, and then he was taken to a
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Speaker 1: room where he had an examination performed on him. He
50:13
Speaker 1: lied down at a table and after being examined examined, the
50:17
Speaker 1: et smiled at him and said your exam is finished.
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Speaker 1: And he was then taken to another room, which he
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Speaker 1: said had the feeling of a break room. And here's
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Speaker 1: where something kind of funny happened. A very pleasant, short,
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Speaker 1: human looking man which looked very young to him, about
50:38
Speaker 1: high school age, quickly pointed at him and began laughing
50:42
Speaker 1: and told him, I am assigned to be your babysitter.
50:48
Speaker 1: So he apparently found this funny. Mark Andrews, the witness,
50:53
Speaker 1: was then brought up to the control room and looked
50:58
Speaker 1: through the viewscreen, and he talked to the guy who
51:01
Speaker 1: was apparently piloting the craft and.
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Speaker 2: Asked him if he.
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Speaker 1: Mark Andrews asked this guy if he could speak in
51:12
Speaker 1: his own natural language, because he's very interested in language,
51:16
Speaker 1: He says when he asked that he felt this incredible
51:20
Speaker 1: sense of compassion and that the guy was very curious
51:24
Speaker 1: about him. He described this person as being very human looking,
51:29
Speaker 1: but with sort of Native American facial features, and the
51:34
Speaker 1: guy did speak in his own language, which Mark said
51:39
Speaker 1: sounded almost Finish or Latin. So at this point he
51:43
Speaker 1: did ask if he could keep a souvenir, and he
51:47
Speaker 1: did not get to keep one. He was overcome with
51:50
Speaker 1: emotions and began to cry, at which point they took
51:53
Speaker 1: him back home, and he says it was such a
51:57
Speaker 1: powerful experience he didn't sleep at all that night and
52:01
Speaker 1: later did report his encounter to the UFO Experience's blog spot. Okay,
52:08
Speaker 1: I just have a few more cases I'd like to report.
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Speaker 1: Here's one very unusual case. I like this one because
52:14
Speaker 1: it involves a healing and it occurred in an area
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Speaker 1: we don't hear a lot about, which is China. This
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Speaker 1: occurred on December eleventh, nineteen ninety nine, in the Fangshan
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Speaker 1: district of Beijing, and the main witness is a headmaster,
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Speaker 1: a school headmaster by the name of Kao Gong. This
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Speaker 1: was investigated by a researcher by the name of Zang Jingping.
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Speaker 1: At any rate, Ko Goong reports that he had gone
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Speaker 1: to bed when he was woken up by a worrying noise,
52:51
Speaker 1: and looking outside, he saw a man and a woman
52:57
Speaker 1: coming into his room, and they were dressed in strange attire.
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Speaker 1: They stood by the side of his bed. He first
53:03
Speaker 1: thought they were thieves or something. They were short, five
53:06
Speaker 1: and a half feet tall. They were relatively human looking,
53:11
Speaker 1: but though their heads were a little larger, and their
53:13
Speaker 1: bodies were quite thin. They were fair skinned, wearing silvery white,
53:19
Speaker 1: tight fitting clothes which reminded him of tinfoil. And they
53:25
Speaker 1: sort of looked him up and down, and then the
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Speaker 1: female et said to the male one, he is the
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Speaker 1: one who can cure illnesses. Let's take him. So it
53:39
Speaker 1: turned out that Cow Goong was educated in medicine. And
53:43
Speaker 1: at this point he found himself being pulled through the
53:47
Speaker 1: wall above his home and flown for quite some distance
53:51
Speaker 1: he estimates fifty miles or so over several cities into
53:56
Speaker 1: this large floating craft, and it was very large, and
54:04
Speaker 1: he was escorted into a small room which reminded him
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Speaker 1: of a laboratory, and in this room there was indirect
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Speaker 1: soft lighting. The ets were very friendly, calmed him down
54:19
Speaker 1: and told him they wanted to use him, to not
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Speaker 1: use him. They wanted to carry out a healing procedure
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Speaker 1: and have him help to cure another person of illness.
54:39
Speaker 1: So he was in there with the room. In the room,
54:43
Speaker 1: he heard sounds of animals in another room. At any rate,
54:47
Speaker 1: the female entity left and returned with a sixteen or
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Speaker 1: seventeen year old Chinese girl who appeared to be seriously ill.
54:57
Speaker 1: The male entity then padded cowgo on the da Zui acupoint.
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Speaker 1: This is between the seventh cervical and first thoracic vertebrae.
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Speaker 1: At this point, Kao felt a burst of warmth flowing
55:14
Speaker 1: through his body. He says it was extremely comfortable, and
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Speaker 1: the male entity told him to use that same method
55:22
Speaker 1: that he had just demonstrated on this Chinese girl, and
55:27
Speaker 1: so he did. And meanwhile they were treating her with
55:32
Speaker 1: some weird instruments, and he Kalgong used his hands and
55:39
Speaker 1: began doing the acupressure on this sick girl, and he
55:43
Speaker 1: could immediately feel heat flowing from his hands into the
55:47
Speaker 1: girl's back. So it was very pronounced. Lasted for about
55:51
Speaker 1: five minutes, during which his arms became numb, and at
55:58
Speaker 1: this point the girl woke up. She was all full
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Speaker 1: of energy, was no longer sickly, and when the two
56:08
Speaker 1: entities that had taken him on board saw that this experiment,
56:11
Speaker 1: this procedure had been successful, they began letting out quote
56:17
Speaker 1: peals of laughter, so they were very much happy. They
56:21
Speaker 1: then took him into another larger laboratory. He became frightened
56:27
Speaker 1: because he could still hear animals, and they were making
56:30
Speaker 1: sounds that frightened him, like they were being hurt or
56:33
Speaker 1: something hard to say, but the entities seemed to sense
56:38
Speaker 1: his discomfort, and so they returned him to his home
56:42
Speaker 1: and again the same way. They floated through the sky
56:48
Speaker 1: over Beijing and into his home, returned him the same
56:52
Speaker 1: way they took him, and he later reported this whole
56:56
Speaker 1: experience to UFO researchers.
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Speaker 2: It's quite unusual.
57:01
Speaker 1: But again here's an example of ET's laughing, and there
57:05
Speaker 1: are a lot of them. Just two more cases I'd
57:08
Speaker 1: like to present. Here's one which occurred in New South Wales, Australia,
57:16
Speaker 1: on February eighteen, two thousand and nine.
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Speaker 2: This is a rather large area.
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Speaker 1: Don't have the exact location, but this was reported to
57:26
Speaker 1: the Moufan Case Management System. The witness is anonymous. She
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Speaker 1: had gone to take a walk with her dog, as
57:34
Speaker 1: she usually does, near the local racecourse where there's a lake,
57:40
Speaker 1: and at this point she noticed a quote small man
57:43
Speaker 1: standing about six hundred feet away from her. She didn't
57:48
Speaker 1: take much notice of him at first, but as she
57:52
Speaker 1: got closer, he started to wave at her. So she
57:54
Speaker 1: walked up to this man and started making small talk
57:57
Speaker 1: about the weather, and this man and asked her if
58:02
Speaker 1: she had seen any shooting stars in the night that night.
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Speaker 1: She was quite puzzled by the question, and she looked
58:11
Speaker 1: at him with curiosity, and he started laughing as though
58:14
Speaker 1: it was some sort of inside joke, but she told
58:17
Speaker 1: him that, yeah, well, she regularly sees them on her
58:20
Speaker 1: nightly walks. At this point, she threw the ball for
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Speaker 1: her dog to fetch, and this is when she noticed
58:28
Speaker 1: a craft, a blue silver object landed on the other
58:32
Speaker 1: side of this small lake. And right after she noticed this,
58:37
Speaker 1: this five foot tall man who looks very human, picked
58:41
Speaker 1: up the ball that the dog had brought back and
58:43
Speaker 1: threw it. And she was shocked to see this ball
58:47
Speaker 1: travel about fifteen hundred feet, quite farther than a normal
58:52
Speaker 1: person could throw it easily at least, and her dog
58:55
Speaker 1: bolted after it. And she looked and shock at the
58:58
Speaker 1: small man and commented his strength, and he laughed and
59:03
Speaker 1: thanked her. So this is an interesting interaction. They talked
59:08
Speaker 1: a little bit about dogs, and at this point, this
59:12
Speaker 1: thick fog rolled in, obscuring her dog, obscuring the craft.
59:18
Speaker 1: She started to become concerned and ran into the fog
59:21
Speaker 1: to look for her dog and found him, and she
59:26
Speaker 1: turned to see this man, but he was gone. And
59:30
Speaker 1: she went over to see where this silvery craft had
59:32
Speaker 1: been landed, and it was also gone. But she did
59:35
Speaker 1: find some crushed grass grass at the site. So there
59:41
Speaker 1: you go, another really unusual case involving a laughing et.
59:49
Speaker 1: And one more case which occurred very recently February tenth,
59:54
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, outside of Los Angeles, California. This again was
1:00:00
Speaker 1: ported to the MUFAN case Management system. The witness is anonymous,
1:00:07
Speaker 1: but he woke up to find himself not in his room.
1:00:11
Speaker 1: In fact, he was standing with his hand his back
1:00:15
Speaker 1: against this metallic surface, but it was sort of soft
1:00:18
Speaker 1: and was sort of molding to his body.
1:00:24
Speaker 2: He says it was totally quiet.
1:00:26
Speaker 1: He saw a few other people there, but they seemed
1:00:28
Speaker 1: to be unconscious, and he realized at this point that
1:00:34
Speaker 1: the room was circular and dimly lit, and he started
1:00:41
Speaker 1: walking around. Everyone else there, other human looking people, seemed
1:00:46
Speaker 1: to be asleep. He felt no fear, but was certain
1:00:52
Speaker 1: that he was inside some kind of craft. He doesn't
1:00:55
Speaker 1: remember exactly what happened. He lost consciousness for a second,
1:00:59
Speaker 1: but woke up and realized that he was traveling in
1:01:02
Speaker 1: some kind of vehicle and looking outside, he was no
1:01:06
Speaker 1: longer on Earth.
1:01:07
Speaker 2: He appeared to be on another planet.
1:01:10
Speaker 1: He was in this vehicle that was floating along and
1:01:14
Speaker 1: next thing he knows, he's findings himself inside of this
1:01:18
Speaker 1: sort of sandstone like structure with benches and chairs. And
1:01:25
Speaker 1: this was the first time he saw an actual et,
1:01:29
Speaker 1: which was I believe mostly human looking. It's not well described,
1:01:37
Speaker 1: but the being began speaking to him telepathically, saying, be calm,
1:01:41
Speaker 1: everything is okay. At this point, a red ball appeared
1:01:46
Speaker 1: in front of him, twice the size of a tennis ball,
1:01:50
Speaker 1: and this et began smiling at the witness, and the
1:01:55
Speaker 1: witness was fascinating because this ball was floating, and he
1:01:59
Speaker 1: became fixated on it, and he followed and grabbed it
1:02:02
Speaker 1: and threw it against the wall and it bounced in
1:02:05
Speaker 1: the slow kind of motion and it was very enjoyable,
1:02:07
Speaker 1: he says, and it calmed him down, and he felt
1:02:10
Speaker 1: that this was actually a toy that he could play with.
1:02:14
Speaker 1: So he wasn't sure how long this went on, but
1:02:18
Speaker 1: the alien spoke to him again telepathically, and he asked him,
1:02:23
Speaker 1: what are you doing, and the et said telepathically this
1:02:28
Speaker 1: is our way of measuring and extracting information about your
1:02:32
Speaker 1: mental and telepathic abilities.
1:02:35
Speaker 2: He said.
1:02:35
Speaker 1: The next step and your human evolution is these mental abilities.
1:02:41
Speaker 1: So he was basically testing him on his psychic abilities.
1:02:47
Speaker 1: At any rate, he looked at the witness and at
1:02:50
Speaker 1: this point, the witness says he got a very enlightened
1:02:52
Speaker 1: positive feeling, and it made him smile, and he felt
1:02:56
Speaker 1: like this et had very good intentions. And he said
1:03:01
Speaker 1: that the ets that he meant have affection and a
1:03:05
Speaker 1: feeling of humor. He felt like they were very wise,
1:03:11
Speaker 1: and the ET basically said that he should tell others
1:03:17
Speaker 1: about them, and that others should know that they are here.
1:03:22
Speaker 1: At this point, he sort of lost consciousness, and the
1:03:25
Speaker 1: next thing he knows, he's waking up back in his home. Okay,
1:03:29
Speaker 1: those are all the cases that I found in which
1:03:32
Speaker 1: ets do seem to express a sense of humor, finding
1:03:36
Speaker 1: things funny, laughing. There are a lot of other cases
1:03:40
Speaker 1: involving emotions. In fact, ets also express love. There are
1:03:46
Speaker 1: many cases of contactees who felt intense love both for
1:03:51
Speaker 1: the ets and from them, and I didn't include those
1:03:54
Speaker 1: cases here. I think that really deserves its own separate episode.
1:04:00
Speaker 1: But the point is, yes, ets do have a sense
1:04:04
Speaker 1: of humor. They do find things funny. They're very much
1:04:07
Speaker 1: like us, and that is why I wanted to do
1:04:12
Speaker 1: this episode today, because there are many people who say, oh,
1:04:15
Speaker 1: the ets have no sense of humor. They seem to
1:04:19
Speaker 1: have no emotion at all, and I think that's true
1:04:21
Speaker 1: in some cases, particularly when people encounter the little Ai grays.
1:04:26
Speaker 1: But as you can see, ets do have emotions and
1:04:31
Speaker 1: they do have a sense of humor. So I hope
1:04:33
Speaker 1: you've enjoyed this episode today. I really enjoyed making it.
1:04:38
Speaker 1: Thank you for watching. I truly appreciate it. Until next time,
1:04:42
Speaker 1: keep searching for answers, keep looking for the truth, and
1:04:46
Speaker 1: particularly appropriate for this episode, keep having fun.
1:04:50
Speaker 2: By now