Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Fish and Chips | Son of a Boy Dad #341
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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- 0:57Speaker 5: I'm struggling, fellows, so giving you guys that heads up.
- 1:01Speaker 5: Stomach's not in a good place. Grain's not in a
- 1:03Speaker 5: good place.
- 1:05Speaker 1: You look like you have grain brain.
- 1:07Speaker 5: Yeah, what is grain brain?
- 1:09Speaker 1: Too much carbohydrates?
- 1:11Speaker 5: Yeah, I mind, Yeah, be honest, that's how I feel. Yeah,
- 1:14Speaker 5: think Arbo loaded last night, hard.
- 1:16Speaker 6: Eat a lot of what.
- 1:19Speaker 5: Chili and then just a lot of bread.
- 1:22Speaker 6: I mean, okay, let's gonna say chilis not heavy right now?
- 1:25Speaker 5: The chili was great, chilli power play.
- 1:27Speaker 6: Why are you eating chili for dinner?
- 1:30Speaker 5: Patriots Bills?
- 1:32Speaker 6: Okay, fine too, chat where'd you get it from? It's
- 1:34Speaker 6: gonna say you're not in a fucking ski room.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Did you make a croc warm October day? Yeah? Say
- 1:40Speaker 1: it was eighty yesterday.
- 1:41Speaker 5: It's so lame when you go outside in October and
- 1:45Speaker 5: it's hot.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'll take it.
- 1:47Speaker 7: I hate it.
- 1:47Speaker 1: It's gonna be cold soon enough. Buddy, you're gonna get
- 1:49Speaker 1: the exact temperature you're looking for.
- 1:51Speaker 5: No, I don't think I am, because the temperature I'm
- 1:53Speaker 5: looking for is like high sixties, low seventies.
- 1:57Speaker 6: I agree with that.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Today's seventy two or seventy two, seventy way warmer.
- 2:01Speaker 6: It's warm if.
- 2:02Speaker 5: It's not seventy nine already.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Maybe maybe down by the water in Brooklyn, I'm seventy
- 2:08Speaker 1: seven right here.
- 2:09Speaker 6: Okay, you guys win again.
- 2:11Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, set us already. Welcome back to the Son
- 2:15Speaker 5: of a Boy Dad podcast today. It is October.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Six, in the Year of Francis.
- 2:22Speaker 5: In the Year of Francis.
- 2:25Speaker 1: Won your big bet this weekend?
- 2:27Speaker 6: Yeah, one, your big bet?
- 2:29Speaker 1: Which tournament?
- 2:30Speaker 5: I was hating on that bet in my head internally,
- 2:33Speaker 5: so is everybody with you internally. I looked at that
- 2:37Speaker 5: bet and I said, no fucking shot.
- 2:38Speaker 6: Dude, it's the Jets. What kind of a Jets believe?
- 2:42Speaker 6: What are we talking about.
- 2:43Speaker 5: I'm a Jets believer.
- 2:44Speaker 6: It's the Jets.
- 2:46Speaker 5: It just doesn't makes it.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Their roster just should be better than that team without
- 2:50Speaker 1: one win.
- 2:50Speaker 6: They're a bad organization.
- 2:52Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it comes down to.
- 2:54Speaker 6: There are a group of losers and their fan base
- 2:57Speaker 6: are all losers. But you can't say that you're meet
- 3:00Speaker 6: a Jet fan and just realize, like, I don't want
- 3:02Speaker 6: to talk to you.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean from Sewer.
- 3:06Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a Giants fan.
- 3:08Speaker 6: Yeah, the Giants two Super bowls in my lifetime is
- 3:11Speaker 6: against the Patriots in a year where they were undefeated,
- 3:15Speaker 6: come on to lose at some point. You know, Well,
- 3:18Speaker 6: my point is that'll carry me.
- 3:22Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a big bet.
- 3:23Speaker 1: That was huge. It was just proof of your Francis,
- 3:25Speaker 1: because then I would go online and Francis's show is
- 3:29Speaker 1: being accompanied by Shane Gillis on stage none other than that.
- 3:33Speaker 1: That was insane too, And just for the proof that
- 3:35Speaker 1: it's your Francis.
- 3:37Speaker 6: You know, I feel like you guys are just choosing
- 3:40Speaker 6: to be very selective about how you evaluate the year
- 3:43Speaker 6: of Francis because I tell you the things that are
- 3:46Speaker 6: going wrong, and you don't account for those, You don't
- 3:49Speaker 6: bring those in.
- 3:51Speaker 1: They very comparatively.
- 3:53Speaker 6: What about my positive AIDS diagnosed? How does that factor
- 3:58Speaker 6: was on your show? Yeah? Okay, so they cancel each
- 4:01Speaker 6: other out? Fine, yeah, fair enough.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five age diagnosis is.
- 4:07Speaker 6: Like, I don't even think that's wood.
- 4:10Speaker 5: It definitely isn't zero percent.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Positive bullshit made by tiny Chinese hands. Young Chinese toddlers
- 4:20Speaker 1: made that machine factory.
- 4:22Speaker 5: I put on this Nike sweatshirt this morning, and there
- 4:24Speaker 5: was a there was there was a country on the
- 4:26Speaker 5: back of it. I don't think I've ever.
- 4:27Speaker 6: Even heard of.
- 4:32Speaker 5: Talking, not one of the ones that you would expect.
- 4:36Speaker 5: I gotta figure out where it was.
- 4:37Speaker 6: I'll tell you what. Burkina Fosso when you when you
- 4:42Speaker 6: look at a tag and you think you're what you're
- 4:44Speaker 6: wearing is a piece of shit, and for whatever reason
- 4:46Speaker 6: it says made in Portugal, Immediately I'm like, oh wow, this.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Is what are like the nice spots? Like, what are
- 4:52Speaker 5: the good spots?
- 4:54Speaker 6: Made in America? Is really unfortunately it's very high quality stuff. Yeah,
- 5:00Speaker 6: because unfortunately, because I want it, but it's always way
- 5:03Speaker 6: more expensive.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Yeah, Japan does good stuff. Germany does good stuff. Anyone
- 5:10Speaker 1: that was a power player in World War Two, Yeah.
- 5:13Speaker 6: Hungarymakes good stuff. I would say that Vietnam is a
- 5:17Speaker 6: much nicer version of China as far as what the manufacturing.
- 5:22Speaker 6: I think their manufacturing is better.
- 5:24Speaker 5: Like like when we say better, we do we mean like.
- 5:28Speaker 6: Safer, no, less likely to fall apart.
- 5:31Speaker 5: Oh okay, I meant like conditions for the for the
- 5:35Speaker 5: don't care about that at all, because I know Nike
- 5:38Speaker 5: is typically they're like the worst conditions.
- 5:40Speaker 6: Right, probably not anymore like.
- 5:43Speaker 5: Over ten thousand deaths a year, so many people, ten
- 5:52Speaker 5: thousand Nike employees die year. It's like on the field
- 5:56Speaker 5: of combat.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Yeah, on the assembly line, it's fed into the furnace accidentally.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Unfortunately too. I think that even if it's made in Portugal,
- 6:07Speaker 1: it's still probably made by the Chinese Portugal. Yeah, just
- 6:11Speaker 1: so small Chinese hands in Portugal. Yeah, small Chinese hands
- 6:14Speaker 1: in China, or small Chinese hands in Vietnam.
- 6:16Speaker 6: It's unfortunate.
- 6:18Speaker 1: And then when it's made in the US, it's small
- 6:20Speaker 1: Latin American hands.
- 6:22Speaker 6: No. I think a lot of the stuff, well maybe
- 6:24Speaker 6: you're probably right round, but a lot of the stuff
- 6:27Speaker 6: that I love that is made in the US is
- 6:29Speaker 6: made in uh my favorite spot where i'll probably live soon,
- 6:33Speaker 6: Pacific Northwest.
- 6:35Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, that's where Nike's from.
- 6:38Speaker 6: Portland. Yeah. Yeah, But I mean a lot of the
- 6:41Speaker 6: like work where brands and cool stuff that's rugged and
- 6:44Speaker 6: can withstand the elements. Yeah, stuff that you can never
- 6:47Speaker 6: break in. Yeah.
- 6:48Speaker 5: Have you ever seen that Friday Beer sketch of the
- 6:50Speaker 5: Nike It's just like a not It's not like one
- 6:52Speaker 5: of their like high quality ones, just like on the
- 6:54Speaker 5: phone and it's just the one of the dudes gets back.
- 6:57Speaker 5: He just comes in with a suitcase and it's like
- 6:59Speaker 5: post Nike work rip and he's like, it's a lot
- 7:01Speaker 5: of fucking kids, man, I have.
- 7:07Speaker 6: I think that girl, though, is one of the funniest people. Alice. Yeah,
- 7:10Speaker 6: I think she fucking kills me.
- 7:13Speaker 5: She's in like, she's in like NFL commercials.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Is she Yeah, she's in commercial like every commercial break Yeah. Four,
- 7:23Speaker 1: I want to say it's Geico, the Wild Wings or
- 7:26Speaker 1: some sh it like that.
- 7:27Speaker 5: Isn't she talking to the Geico?
- 7:29Speaker 1: Maybe at the bar.
- 7:30Speaker 6: That's a big time, that's big.
- 7:32Speaker 5: That's a six figure pay day.
- 7:34Speaker 6: About that guy. You know, I think we believed, we
- 7:38Speaker 6: all believed that people who were in commercials were just
- 7:41Speaker 6: like millionaires. Oh yeah, and that's not the case. It's
- 7:45Speaker 6: not as much as you'd think. I did it. Yeah,
- 7:47Speaker 6: I did it for a little while.
- 7:49Speaker 5: You got paid bank from a C and C.
- 7:51Speaker 6: I probably made talking from a I T. I probably
- 7:55Speaker 6: made forty grand. Yeah that's a commercial that ran for
- 7:59Speaker 6: like two and a half years.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, bigger insurance. I didn't know that.
- 8:04Speaker 5: Oh that was like just the one time filming, right.
- 8:06Speaker 5: I've been telling a lot of people that I've been like,
- 8:10Speaker 5: you know, Francis made like forty grand from commerc from
- 8:12Speaker 5: just one commercial.
- 8:14Speaker 6: Yes that I only filmed it once.
- 8:16Speaker 5: Yeah, but over two and a half years. That makes
- 8:18Speaker 5: more sense.
- 8:19Speaker 6: Including all the royal teats that you get paid out.
- 8:21Speaker 6: The one that paid me more was the Humura commercial
- 8:24Speaker 6: that never aired.
- 8:25Speaker 5: I'm doing a commercial for Sora too Open Ai. Actually no,
- 8:31Speaker 5: it would be awesome.
- 8:32Speaker 1: Somebody I saw an open ai or like it was
- 8:35Speaker 1: probably a Twitter post somebody was like soon like open
- 8:38Speaker 1: ai is getting so good that there's gonna be like
- 8:40Speaker 1: AI sports and it was like Josh Allen like launching
- 8:43Speaker 1: them like he couldn't even throw it, But like, who
- 8:45Speaker 1: the who's the market for AI sports?
- 8:47Speaker 5: I don't understand who's the market for any of it.
- 8:49Speaker 5: I don't like when people are like like mister Beast
- 8:52Speaker 5: was tweeting yesterday being like AI, Well, how's YouTube gonna
- 8:55Speaker 5: look once once Sora too hit Sora three or whatever
- 8:58Speaker 5: the fucking means they're saying, But like who's like who's
- 9:03Speaker 5: watching that? Like who would be watching just a fully
- 9:05Speaker 5: AI live stream? Like did you see I saw I
- 9:09Speaker 5: saw a.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Video of like Kobe playing two K that's so I
- 9:13Speaker 1: saw Martin Luther King like buying ice yeah at a
- 9:16Speaker 1: jewelry story.
- 9:17Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like who's watching that? Being like, Wow,
- 9:20Speaker 5: this is a great this is a great live stream
- 9:22Speaker 5: of Kobe who's been dead for five years.
- 9:26Speaker 6: Well remember how popular the video of the Hologram Holographs
- 9:30Speaker 6: were at Coachella. Yeah, I think people like to see
- 9:34Speaker 6: their heroes resurrected. It helps with the pain having lost them.
- 9:37Speaker 1: True, I could see that, but it also if you
- 9:39Speaker 1: knew them, it would be way creepier.
- 9:41Speaker 5: Yeah, like if if one of you guys died, I
- 9:44Speaker 5: wouldn't just have Sora to replace you on.
- 9:47Speaker 1: The mad Actually, you have my permission to my takes
- 9:50Speaker 1: and perspective is predictable enough that you could just feed
- 9:53Speaker 1: hours of pod in and just have me sitting here.
- 9:56Speaker 5: That the real, the real interesting one will be like
- 10:00Speaker 5: there was someone If they make a person like a
- 10:02Speaker 5: YouTuber who doesn't exist and.
- 10:05Speaker 1: No one knows that exists already, you think for sure
- 10:08Speaker 1: there's like I think Timbaland signed an artist that's like
- 10:11Speaker 1: an AI artist, like somebody who's just not.
- 10:13Speaker 5: Oh yeah I saw that, but like she like that.
- 10:14Speaker 5: I don't think it's ever gonna work.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Yeah, probably not as fucking dumb as hell.
- 10:18Speaker 5: It's dumb as fuck. The friend dot com you guys
- 10:21Speaker 5: see that one, No what type of freaky you haven't
- 10:24Speaker 5: seen that? In New York.
- 10:25Speaker 1: It's on like all the yes, so oh that's about
- 10:27Speaker 1: having an AI friend.
- 10:28Speaker 5: It's just it's just a plot of her. It's literally
- 10:31Speaker 5: just the plot of that movie. It's called friend dot com.
- 10:34Speaker 5: And you wear like a JBL speaker around your fucking
- 10:37Speaker 5: neck and just throughout the day you go, friend, help
- 10:42Speaker 5: me with this.
- 10:44Speaker 6: Did you see the thing that went viral of the
- 10:46Speaker 6: woman on the subway with the guy. No, it was
- 10:50Speaker 6: a very pretty black woman sitting next to a guy
- 10:53Speaker 6: whiter than me, and she turns to him and she
- 10:57Speaker 6: goes my husband, and you go what she goes, you're
- 11:02Speaker 6: my husband or something, and he goes works for me.
- 11:06Speaker 6: And everyone thought it was this really cute sort of
- 11:08Speaker 6: random subway interaction and it went viral. Yeah it was
- 11:11Speaker 6: completely AI. Oh yeah, completely fake.
- 11:16Speaker 5: Interesting.
- 11:16Speaker 1: That's bizarre. It's just like, I don't understand what the
- 11:20Speaker 1: market is for like an AI best friend or like
- 11:23Speaker 1: an AI partner. When so many women are willing to
- 11:26Speaker 1: do pornography, you know what I mean, Like so many
- 11:29Speaker 1: real humans are like super like more and more people
- 11:32Speaker 1: are willing to do pornography.
- 11:34Speaker 5: I just don't get it. Yeah, I don't get the
- 11:36Speaker 5: friend thing. I don't understand the wanting to be friends
- 11:38Speaker 5: with the computer. Like, there's so many fucking creeps online
- 11:42Speaker 5: that be friends with one of those people. At least
- 11:44Speaker 5: they're real, you know, Like we're trying to ban Discord.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Is that what they're trying to do well, because they're like.
- 11:51Speaker 5: All those shooters they're using Discord. But it's like it's
- 11:55Speaker 5: I'd rather than be on Discord than beyond friend dot
- 11:57Speaker 5: com talking to fucking ghosts Like that's so bad.
- 12:05Speaker 6: Computer all day.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's bizarre.
- 12:09Speaker 5: Roan was mean to me on the podcast today. What
- 12:11Speaker 5: should I do? Kill him?
- 12:13Speaker 6: Now?
- 12:15Speaker 1: What an asshole? And it's just like a computer forks
- 12:19Speaker 1: stroking your hair. He's mean and nasty to you.
- 12:23Speaker 5: Don't listen to row. That's that's where we're headed.
- 12:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but that's basically what a lot of
- 12:29Speaker 1: people's therapists just do.
- 12:31Speaker 6: Affirm them.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Yeah, just the worst person in the world being told
- 12:34Speaker 1: that they're valid by their Yeah therapist.
- 12:37Speaker 5: I'm not a therapy guy. I went back recently twice bailed.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Let's check who are this week?
- 12:46Speaker 5: I totally forgot about that.
- 12:49Speaker 1: And we're clear. Yeah you said you bailed. Yeah, how'd
- 12:55Speaker 1: you get linked up with your person?
- 12:56Speaker 5: Goneline friend dot com.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Hm, hmm, what weren't they given to you that you
- 13:04Speaker 1: were looking for.
- 13:06Speaker 5: I just don't think.
- 13:06Speaker 1: I don't know, it's so much to I mean, just
- 13:08Speaker 1: like they just thrive on you having to unpack everything.
- 13:12Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't have a lot to talk about.
- 13:14Speaker 1: It's like we can pencil you in for four hundred
- 13:16Speaker 1: hours of telling your life story and then we'll start.
- 13:20Speaker 6: My therapist I always start my sessions by saying, how
- 13:24Speaker 6: are you? Oh really, And she told me recently that
- 13:26Speaker 6: I am in the two percent of her clients who
- 13:30Speaker 6: actually ever asked that question.
- 13:32Speaker 5: Yeah, I would never ask.
- 13:33Speaker 6: My therapist said, no, it's a waste of time.
- 13:35Speaker 5: Yeah, i'd say, figured out yourself.
- 13:37Speaker 6: We're not here for you, she rambled on. No, she
- 13:40Speaker 6: gives me a very concise answer.
- 13:42Speaker 5: But she also doesn't like bad Francis. Things are not
- 13:47Speaker 5: going well for me to know.
- 13:49Speaker 6: She's like, I'm so glad you asked. My son's a
- 13:52Speaker 6: piece of shit. No, she doesn't. She gives me a
- 13:58Speaker 6: little something. It's a little warm up, you know, a
- 14:00Speaker 6: little tasty, kind of dynamic warm up for the conversation too.
- 14:05Speaker 1: That's nice.
- 14:06Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 14:06Speaker 1: One time my we went to Amungary my wife and
- 14:10Speaker 1: I went to Amungary. I got massages there and during
- 14:13Speaker 1: the massage, like my wife's was a different room. She
- 14:16Speaker 1: told me this afterwards. Her massage therapist was like kind
- 14:19Speaker 1: of like muttering to herself, like kind of talking to herself.
- 14:22Speaker 1: And since we're deep in Navajo country, she was like
- 14:26Speaker 1: sure that it was something spiritual. So she asked her afterwards,
- 14:29Speaker 1: like was that some type of like incantation or something
- 14:33Speaker 1: like that, And she was like no, like the man
- 14:34Speaker 1: who I gave a massage to beforehand, like did something inappropriate.
- 14:38Speaker 1: And I was just trying to like calm myself down,
- 14:41Speaker 1: like my wife. My wife thought that she was like no,
- 14:47Speaker 1: like saying some kind of like nice Navajo incantation, And
- 14:50Speaker 1: really this woman was just trying to like she.
- 14:52Speaker 5: Was asking friend dot com for advice exactly.
- 14:57Speaker 6: You were asked if you can flip over, it's fucking.
- 15:00Speaker 1: He did table fucking expensive. This is I make more
- 15:03Speaker 1: than you do.
- 15:05Speaker 5: You think when dudes are doing that. You think when
- 15:06Speaker 5: dudes are creeping off in like a massage parlor, do
- 15:09Speaker 5: you think they are going in knowing like what's about
- 15:12Speaker 5: to go down? Or you think it's just something just
- 15:14Speaker 5: takes a hold of them and they can't control it,
- 15:16Speaker 5: and like, I got a flip.
- 15:17Speaker 6: Now, I think that I think that they know they
- 15:22Speaker 6: know they're driving over there. A professional by the way,
- 15:26Speaker 6: a professional athlete that I.
- 15:28Speaker 5: Know, Justin Tucker.
- 15:29Speaker 6: No, but Sean before the whole Justin Tucker thing came out,
- 15:33Speaker 6: or maybe it was right after that told me that
- 15:36Speaker 6: he throughout his career would routinely get massages there would
- 15:39Speaker 6: know you were there for this. By the way, Yeah,
- 15:43Speaker 6: they knew someone who had had In fact, I'm not
- 15:46Speaker 6: going to tell this story. I'm sorry everybody.
- 15:50Speaker 1: It's too good. It's unfortunately far too good a story
- 15:54Speaker 1: to tell. But it wasn't the athlete that you knew that.
- 15:56Speaker 6: It wasn't the people that we knew. But they knew
- 15:59Speaker 6: someone and and yeah, I can't, I don't want to
- 16:02Speaker 6: talk anymore.
- 16:02Speaker 5: And what they would get cranked off, No sucked, no
- 16:07Speaker 5: friend dot com.
- 16:08Speaker 1: It was more of a friend.
- 16:11Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 16:12Speaker 1: They basically like shot their shot and got denied. I
- 16:16Speaker 1: mean sometimes it would work like they would I see,
- 16:21Speaker 1: and we were like, well what about the thirty percent?
- 16:23Speaker 5: Yeah, and what would happened to thirty percent? They're just
- 16:26Speaker 5: running out naked.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Start the car, we gotta go. It was just uncomfortable,
- 16:35Speaker 1: I guess, which is like, yeah, that's probably like some
- 16:38Speaker 1: level of sexuals.
- 16:40Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, that's definitely it.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Yes, you know a friend of a friend.
- 16:48Speaker 6: I guess we know enough professional athletes that it's I'm
- 16:51Speaker 6: not going to say who it was, but no one
- 16:53Speaker 6: would know who we were talking.
- 16:54Speaker 5: Really, I know one.
- 16:56Speaker 1: No, you know people in multiple you know, people in
- 16:59Speaker 1: like four different sports that it could be.
- 17:01Speaker 6: Yeah, me, Yeah, we know people.
- 17:05Speaker 5: I don't think I was.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Actually it was actually a New York comedian.
- 17:08Speaker 5: Really, yeah, slash professional, a former professional athlete.
- 17:12Speaker 6: That should really narrow it down.
- 17:15Speaker 5: It's stealing.
- 17:16Speaker 1: They work to stand. I don't know they do the
- 17:19Speaker 1: upstairs room.
- 17:20Speaker 5: There's professional athletes at the stand.
- 17:21Speaker 1: It was you.
- 17:22Speaker 5: Oh shit, I should have known this story sounded familiar.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Imagine the horror movie and you just find out that
- 17:30Speaker 1: you've been batting three hundred at the.
- 17:34Speaker 6: What do you guys, which is level? What are you
- 17:40Speaker 6: guys going to be for Halloween? Oh?
- 17:42Speaker 1: Secret service agents with my children. I got them business
- 17:47Speaker 1: baby outfits and little badges.
- 17:51Speaker 5: Do you ever see boss Baby?
- 17:52Speaker 1: Yeah? I went alone in theaters at the Grove mall
- 17:55Speaker 1: when I was living in Los Angeles. I just pulled
- 17:58Speaker 1: up to the theater and I was like, I'll see
- 17:59Speaker 1: whatever's next boss Baby. I was boss Baby's a banger,
- 18:02Speaker 1: pretty lonely at that time.
- 18:03Speaker 6: I did that once. I went to a movie at
- 18:06Speaker 6: the Grove alone in the middle of the day and
- 18:08Speaker 6: it was the worst movie I've ever seen. I can't
- 18:10Speaker 6: even remember what it was called. It was so fucking bad.
- 18:16Speaker 5: Boss Baby one is a banger.
- 18:18Speaker 1: It was pretty is solid. It wanted to be despicable me.
- 18:21Speaker 6: It did. For sure. I know who was in this movie, though.
- 18:24Speaker 1: Let's let's geolocate it. Let's echo located.
- 18:27Speaker 5: What was the time?
- 18:27Speaker 6: Do you remember the two guys from Jackass, Steve O
- 18:30Speaker 6: and Chris Pontius. Chris Pontius was in this movie.
- 18:34Speaker 1: He was my favorite Jackass character.
- 18:36Speaker 6: Yeah, and I don't imagine he's been in more than
- 18:38Speaker 6: one movie, Jackass two. I believe one of the Fanning
- 18:41Speaker 6: girls was in it as well. Hell or Dakota. I'm
- 18:46Speaker 6: not sure.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Dakota.
- 18:48Speaker 6: I feel like you don't have any idea who that
- 18:50Speaker 6: might be, what movie that might be?
- 18:54Speaker 1: Multiple Yeah, friend, friend stear I don't even.
- 18:59Speaker 6: Think it was this movie I think it was directed
- 19:01Speaker 6: by Sophia Coppola.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Okay, that's almost all the information that narrows it down.
- 19:06Speaker 6: And there was a guy who was the lead in it,
- 19:08Speaker 6: and he's at the Chateau Marmont Hotel the entire time,
- 19:13Speaker 6: and he's like this disgraced actor. Yes, that was it?
- 19:19Speaker 6: Is that what I mean? I've given a lot of
- 19:21Speaker 6: information at this point. Yeah, it was the worst movie
- 19:25Speaker 6: I've ever seen.
- 19:26Speaker 5: What's its rating?
- 19:31Speaker 1: Seventy one?
- 19:32Speaker 6: Oh?
- 19:32Speaker 1: Okay, what were you doing? What were you doing out
- 19:34Speaker 1: there that you were seeing a movie alone?
- 19:35Speaker 6: I was doing a in my senior year of college,
- 19:40Speaker 6: I actually applied for grant. We had this like four
- 19:44Speaker 6: or five week period between fall semester and spring semester
- 19:48Speaker 6: called j Term, where we had no school and I
- 19:52Speaker 6: wanted to explore the kind of entertainment industry as a
- 19:56Speaker 6: potential place for me to work. And I'd never been
- 19:59Speaker 6: to LA and I applied for a grant and I
- 20:01Speaker 6: got a grant to go do this thing. It was
- 20:03Speaker 6: like a two week program. The first week was career
- 20:06Speaker 6: Exploration where they just took us around Hollywood and introduced
- 20:09Speaker 6: us to agents and writers and we went I'd never forget.
- 20:13Speaker 6: We went to the Fox studios. Oh yeah, and we
- 20:16Speaker 6: got to walk in and watch as an episode of
- 20:19Speaker 6: Family Guy was scored. And it blew me away because
- 20:23Speaker 6: there were legitimately like forty musicians. Yeah, it looked like
- 20:27Speaker 6: a symphony orchestra. And then you've got Peter Griffin up
- 20:31Speaker 6: on the fucking giant screen running away from something and
- 20:34Speaker 6: there's like all these brilliant Classtal musicians playing their cellos
- 20:38Speaker 6: and stuff, and they're like these people for that. Yeah, yeah,
- 20:42Speaker 6: but that was cool. And then anyway, the actual internship
- 20:48Speaker 6: part of it, I believe it or not. I was
- 20:51Speaker 6: at IMG, the agency. Yeah I'm not familiar is that
- 20:58Speaker 6: that's an agency, right, And they put me in like
- 21:01Speaker 6: the mail room, but they didn't know what to do
- 21:02Speaker 6: with me. I was only there for a week and
- 21:03Speaker 6: they didn't care if I was there or not, so
- 21:05Speaker 6: I stopped going what.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Goes on in the mail room. It seems like there's
- 21:08Speaker 1: so many jobs in the mail room.
- 21:10Speaker 6: That it's it's a broad term for being a bitch. Yeah,
- 21:15Speaker 6: you're just doing bitch work for like a year or
- 21:17Speaker 6: two or however long.
- 21:18Speaker 5: Did they have one of those shoots.
- 21:20Speaker 6: You're not actually in a literal mail room.
- 21:22Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you were like I was picturing Elf. Yeah,
- 21:25Speaker 5: smoking cigarettes.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Down there, a breakdown, Yeah, just getting coffees and stuff
- 21:31Speaker 1: like that.
- 21:31Speaker 6: Yeah, answering the phones, you know, I think you're an assistant,
- 21:35Speaker 6: all these types of things.
- 21:36Speaker 1: It's kind of nice, though. Did it make you Did
- 21:40Speaker 1: you feel closer to being in the entertainment industry after that?
- 21:43Speaker 1: Or it was more just like kind of scratch the
- 21:45Speaker 1: itch If anything.
- 21:47Speaker 6: I was probably more disenchanted with it after that experience.
- 21:53Speaker 6: I didn't like it that much. I didn't like LA
- 21:55Speaker 6: very much. What it did for me it was that
- 21:59Speaker 6: it made me not be interested in being on the
- 22:01Speaker 6: like representation side of entertainment. I knew that I'd much
- 22:05Speaker 6: rather try to be on the creative side of Yeah,
- 22:09Speaker 6: you got to.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Be a face. Speaking of your college, I heard some
- 22:12Speaker 1: troubling news this morning. Oh did you see the most
- 22:16Speaker 1: recent Forbes report? What a ranking or something like a ranking?
- 22:23Speaker 1: Number six? Yeah, behind MI T, Columbia, Princeton, Stanford, and
- 22:28Speaker 1: UC Berkeley, right one ahead of Williams College where Billy
- 22:33Speaker 1: football went.
- 22:34Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 22:34Speaker 1: Williams is a really good school, so it should be high.
- 22:39Speaker 6: I mean, look, I don't really know what the all
- 22:42Speaker 6: these rankings are always different. There's the US News and
- 22:44Speaker 6: World Report one and all these things. And my guess
- 22:48Speaker 6: is that that has to do with like median income
- 22:50Speaker 6: for graduates one year after college or five years after college.
- 22:54Speaker 6: And I'll be honest with you, if you're going off
- 22:56Speaker 6: that MI T really does. Yeah, I don't know anyone
- 23:03Speaker 6: I know who went to I T. And I don't
- 23:05Speaker 6: know that many people. Everybody I know who went to
- 23:07Speaker 6: MI T is rich as fuck. They are insanely wealthy.
- 23:12Speaker 1: A lot of Pacific Northwestern, a lot of them wind
- 23:15Speaker 1: up in Seattle.
- 23:16Speaker 6: A lot of Asian Americans who are dominating the game,
- 23:21Speaker 6: a lot.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Of Asian Asians. Yeah, you guys see that the Asian
- 23:26Speaker 1: on the there's an Asian on Love is Blind this year.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Very nice, but he like didn't want anyone to know
- 23:33Speaker 1: that he was Asian. He was keeping it under wraps
- 23:36Speaker 1: until like the last second.
- 23:37Speaker 5: It's what ray bans.
- 23:41Speaker 6: I was gonna say, isn't that the perfect show on
- 23:44Speaker 6: which to hide that you're.
- 23:50Speaker 4: Off?
- 23:51Speaker 1: He walked through the sliding doors and she was like
- 23:53Speaker 1: fucking tracking to and then he took them off. What
- 23:58Speaker 1: the is this? And he has like the whitest broad
- 24:01Speaker 1: out voice, so you would have never known. And he
- 24:04Speaker 1: pulls absolute dime. And they said that they're very they
- 24:08Speaker 1: seem very happy with each other, but theyve I've only
- 24:12Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not all the way in.
- 24:14Speaker 5: I'm happy for them.
- 24:16Speaker 1: I feel like Love is Blind as a concept. Have
- 24:18Speaker 1: you guys ever watched it?
- 24:19Speaker 6: No?
- 24:20Speaker 5: No, I've seen like clips as a concept, blind one
- 24:23Speaker 5: that comes out every day.
- 24:24Speaker 1: No, that's Love Island. But as a concept, it's supposed
- 24:28Speaker 1: to like beat the idea that people are only attracted
- 24:31Speaker 1: to each other because their looks. But then eventually they
- 24:34Speaker 1: see each other and everybody who doesn't like the other
- 24:36Speaker 1: one's looks, they just like immediately break up. Like it
- 24:38Speaker 1: doesn't like defeat that idea.
- 24:41Speaker 6: It's rather foolish, does it not then highlight that they
- 24:45Speaker 6: did like each other based on personality, and then when
- 24:48Speaker 6: they saw each other that was not enough to overcome.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Yes, it does, which makes it more shallow. Yes, exactly.
- 24:57Speaker 1: It sucks.
- 24:58Speaker 6: I'd be I'd be so worried on that show. I'd
- 25:02Speaker 6: be so doubtful that they just fucking set me up
- 25:05Speaker 6: with a mongoose. You know. Then I'm like having this
- 25:09Speaker 6: nice conversation with a girl with a hot voice and
- 25:11Speaker 6: then fucking but meanwhile she's just housing cheerios or something.
- 25:14Speaker 5: You got to be able to find out, Like you
- 25:16Speaker 5: gotta be able to talk to one of the producers
- 25:18Speaker 5: and be like, does she tell me what she looks like?
- 25:20Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 25:20Speaker 1: Yeah, like I asked the other people. Yeah, because the
- 25:23Speaker 1: other people will hint at it, like the one time,
- 25:25Speaker 1: the one year the girls like, you're gonna be sick
- 25:27Speaker 1: to your stomach when you see the girl you picked
- 25:31Speaker 1: when and when you see me, you're gonna need a
- 25:33Speaker 1: fucking EpiPen to bring you back to life. Wasn't there guy?
- 25:37Speaker 6: Wasn't there a guy who chose the much less attractive girl.
- 25:40Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm talking about.
- 25:41Speaker 6: And like one of them was good.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Looking, but yeah, but the one said she looked like
- 25:45Speaker 1: Megan Fox, so he picked her. Oh, and then the
- 25:49Speaker 1: other one was like, you're gonna be fucking sick.
- 25:53Speaker 6: That other girl actually said that good for her good
- 25:58Speaker 6: and she was the attractive Yes, she.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Was like, you're gonna be fucking sick to your stomach.
- 26:03Speaker 1: That's insane. This guy just had this. I mean, it's
- 26:06Speaker 1: really just reverse engineering phone sex operators. It's like whoever
- 26:10Speaker 1: has a good voice, Like if the dude is like
- 26:12Speaker 1: a fucking deep bass Southern voice, like the girls are
- 26:14Speaker 1: just picking him for girls, Like hey, like what's going on?
- 26:18Speaker 1: Like hot ass phone sex operator voice. That's a funny concept.
- 26:23Speaker 5: That's a crazy show, do they I feel like that
- 26:25Speaker 5: whole show could be done over like zoom, save the budget.
- 26:29Speaker 1: And I think it has the most cameras of any
- 26:31Speaker 1: TV show ever.
- 26:33Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're just like in a pod, right, They're just.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Like they're just they just have a billion camera angles. Yeah,
- 26:39Speaker 1: it'd be fun to watch that show blindfolded. Yeah you
- 26:43Speaker 1: know what I mean.
- 26:45Speaker 5: Yeah, that's actually a good idea to.
- 26:47Speaker 1: See if they actually are as like hot as they say,
- 26:50Speaker 1: it would be like I would have been I like
- 26:52Speaker 1: this girl, I don't like this guy.
- 26:53Speaker 5: Yeah, you should start doing a blind watch party, blindfolded
- 26:57Speaker 5: watch party.
- 26:57Speaker 1: That would be fun as fun.
- 26:59Speaker 6: Dude. Nothing makes me harder than people that like evaluate
- 27:02Speaker 6: how good looking they are in a way too inflated sense,
- 27:06Speaker 6: Like how when people whenever you see someone, ask like
- 27:10Speaker 6: what do you think you are? Or not? Even if
- 27:12Speaker 6: they're asked. A lot of comedians do this, women comedians
- 27:17Speaker 6: I've seen in men too, but they'll be like, I've
- 27:20Speaker 6: heard this joke so many times, but it's like, you know,
- 27:25Speaker 6: I'm a New York seven in LA six and a
- 27:30Speaker 6: Boston ten. Yeah, it's like you're three everywhere.
- 27:36Speaker 1: It's the transit of property.
- 27:37Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
- 27:39Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 27:39Speaker 1: The funniest dude who would bury people with that was
- 27:42Speaker 1: a guy Kevin Samuels. You know who I'm talking about.
- 27:45Speaker 1: He's this black guy that would do like zoom meetings
- 27:49Speaker 1: with ladies, and a lot of times they were like
- 27:51Speaker 1: overweight black women and he'd be like, right yourself, and
- 27:54Speaker 1: you can't say a fucking you can't say seven. And
- 27:56Speaker 1: they would always be like I'm a tann baby, and
- 27:59Speaker 1: he like, you are not. You are most certainly a three.
- 28:05Speaker 1: It's like how much you weigh? How tall are you?
- 28:07Speaker 1: How old are you? And he'd be like, you're just
- 28:09Speaker 1: not desirable. But they would call him, they would.
- 28:12Speaker 5: Call a fucking crazy thing to do? Is that his job?
- 28:22Speaker 5: An insane job?
- 28:24Speaker 1: I think seven recently?
- 28:26Speaker 5: Oh you're not just all day all day? We got next.
- 28:34Speaker 1: There's like the he's just like, you have to lower
- 28:36Speaker 1: your standards baby, like he just had. There's like full
- 28:38Speaker 1: compilations of him, like destroying ladies, like calling him running backs.
- 28:45Speaker 5: Calling a girl a running back. I just got to
- 28:47Speaker 5: be the worst.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a five eight to ten.
- 28:51Speaker 6: Yeah, I have seen this guy.
- 28:53Speaker 1: He's amazing that. Yeah, and he's I mean, I guess
- 28:56Speaker 1: he's like very blunt, but he's just like kind of
- 28:59Speaker 1: encouraging and the like, I want a man who makes
- 29:01Speaker 1: three hundred thousand dollars and he's like, you will never
- 29:05Speaker 1: get that. He's just so ruthless. He's the best. You
- 29:10Speaker 1: gotta treat yourself to some of his all to check
- 29:12Speaker 1: him out. Kevin Samuels, you guys watched.
- 29:15Speaker 5: The Patriots game last night?
- 29:17Speaker 6: No, but they won. They did.
- 29:19Speaker 1: I did not unbelievable.
- 29:20Speaker 6: How that must have been tough for you, not at all?
- 29:23Speaker 6: Your two favorite teams playing against each other.
- 29:25Speaker 5: Mat, I'll tell you my favorite team.
- 29:27Speaker 6: We were just which every team is winning the game,
- 29:29Speaker 6: that's who you're rooting for.
- 29:30Speaker 5: No, I was rooting for the Patriots from the jump.
- 29:32Speaker 5: Everyone knows I'm a Patriots fan. You party with the team,
- 29:35Speaker 5: you're gonna be a Bills fan. People try to throw
- 29:37Speaker 5: shade at me. They're like, like, I'm tweeting about the Patriots,
- 29:39Speaker 5: and like, I thought you were a Bills fan. Have
- 29:42Speaker 5: a couple of beers with Josh Allen and then tell
- 29:43Speaker 5: me you're not a Bills fan. Right, I'm not gonna
- 29:47Speaker 5: feel ashamed because I party.
- 29:48Speaker 1: With the team. I have had some beers with Josh Allen.
- 29:50Speaker 1: I'm not a Bills fan. You're a Josh guy though.
- 29:52Speaker 1: I'm a Josh guy. But exactly, I'll never a fucking
- 29:55Speaker 1: put on his team's jersey.
- 29:57Speaker 5: I don't have a Bills jersey.
- 29:58Speaker 1: I'll never gear out and Bill shit.
- 30:00Speaker 5: You would if you party with the team.
- 30:01Speaker 1: He was on my trivia team. He was on the
- 30:05Speaker 1: We did a whole like a sign seating. Yeah, he
- 30:09Speaker 1: picked you to party with. He was like, sass, I
- 30:12Speaker 1: got a party with that kid. Good ass kid.
- 30:15Speaker 5: You definitely would not even recall.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Well, what party with you?
- 30:21Speaker 5: Yeah, he wouldn't recall the dozen't either.
- 30:23Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I talking about, bro, of course
- 30:26Speaker 1: he would. There was four of us on the team.
- 30:28Speaker 1: He asked me about battle rap respect.
- 30:32Speaker 6: I went to dinner at Emelio Bollato's once and Aaron
- 30:35Speaker 6: Judge was sitting behind us, like directly behind me, five
- 30:38Speaker 6: four feet away, and I have nothing but respect for
- 30:41Speaker 6: Aaron Judge. But I brought our waiter over and I said, uh,
- 30:45Speaker 6: he just offered to pay for our bill to have
- 30:48Speaker 6: that on there, and they're gonna get out of here.
- 30:52Speaker 5: That's actually got it. It would be so funny. Yeah,
- 30:55Speaker 5: they wouldn't even he wouldn't even notice.
- 30:59Speaker 6: Well he would be and I'd be like, my bills
- 31:01Speaker 6: should be zero dollars. He's probably not getting charged, and
- 31:05Speaker 6: then he's tipping five hundred dollars.
- 31:08Speaker 5: I never understanded that at all. Understand I almost understood,
- 31:13Speaker 5: and then I said, understand it. I've never understood that
- 31:16Speaker 5: at all. Famous people don't pay.
- 31:19Speaker 1: You almost stuck the landing and then you just touched
- 31:21Speaker 1: your legs under you and face play. I almost did that.
- 31:26Speaker 6: It was cool. I went out to get I had
- 31:28Speaker 6: a beer of Shane It in between the shows because
- 31:31Speaker 6: the Phillies were playing, and so I ripped out and
- 31:33Speaker 6: we went to this place, Bonners in Philly, which is
- 31:35Speaker 6: right down the street.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Is that his shitty neighborhood bar?
- 31:38Speaker 6: It's the Irish Bar. It's great. Yeah, I mean it's
- 31:42Speaker 6: like a very divy but very The door is just
- 31:45Speaker 6: open to the street. It feels like you're in England,
- 31:49Speaker 6: like a proper pub. And sat down and when he'd
- 31:54Speaker 6: been there, and when the bill came and I said,
- 31:58Speaker 6: let me get it because I thought that would be cool.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:01Speaker 6: Yeah, And sure enough, the bill for however many beers
- 32:04Speaker 6: we'd had was six dollars.
- 32:06Speaker 5: Yeah, And I was like, oh.
- 32:07Speaker 6: I chose the perfect bill pick up. But I tipped
- 32:11Speaker 6: him forty.
- 32:11Speaker 5: Bucks for forty solid.
- 32:13Speaker 6: Well, it's a good week. I mean, doesn't that it
- 32:15Speaker 6: has to be at least.
- 32:16Speaker 1: That I think he has to be. I know I'm
- 32:18Speaker 1: saying that. I think it has to be more than that.
- 32:20Speaker 6: Do you think forty is not enough of a tip.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Just because of who you're with? If it was just
- 32:24Speaker 1: you and they've comped everything for what it's worth.
- 32:27Speaker 6: I had one beer, I don't know, Shane probably had
- 32:30Speaker 6: maybe three or four. He'd been there for a lot
- 32:32Speaker 6: longer than I had. Do you think forty is not
- 32:35Speaker 6: enough of a tip?
- 32:36Speaker 1: I think it's fine for bonners.
- 32:37Speaker 6: But I also picked I don't think I'm sure he
- 32:40Speaker 6: would have tipped more.
- 32:43Speaker 5: Right, I'm sure the bartender's still they made forty bucks just.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Like that, and he I think he goes there all
- 32:50Speaker 1: the time.
- 32:50Speaker 6: Maybe I should have tipped more, but they were definitely
- 32:52Speaker 6: probably like the.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Bill Shane, Yeah kill us.
- 32:58Speaker 5: That probably were just tipping out Shane.
- 33:02Speaker 6: He just pocketed it in dude, I got I got
- 33:04Speaker 6: him a cool present as a thank you, Shane, and
- 33:08Speaker 6: I ordered it off eBay and the guy on eBay
- 33:12Speaker 6: who had this thing had said in his description that
- 33:16Speaker 6: it would arrive on Friday, yeah, and that I was,
- 33:21Speaker 6: you know, going to see Shane on Saturday. So I
- 33:23Speaker 6: shipped it down to Philly where to my friend's house
- 33:25Speaker 6: where I was staying. And the guy who had the
- 33:29Speaker 6: thing didn't go to the ups store. Uh, he went
- 33:35Speaker 6: a day late. So it's arriving today. And I wrote
- 33:39Speaker 6: the guy message. I was like, dude, what happened. Yeah.
- 33:41Speaker 6: He's like, oh, I'm sorry I went to day late.
- 33:45Speaker 6: I'm like, well, then you fucked everything. Everything is fucked now.
- 33:50Speaker 6: You fucked it all.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Do you explain the circumstances?
- 33:53Speaker 6: He didn't explain why he went a day late.
- 33:55Speaker 1: I'm saying, did you explain that.
- 33:58Speaker 6: Somebody I've shipped it to some place I'm not even
- 34:01Speaker 6: anymore recipient and now and and you know it all.
- 34:05Speaker 1: I was just in Gladwin.
- 34:06Speaker 6: Now it's all gone bust. But what I got him
- 34:09Speaker 6: was pretty cool. Y. Do you guys know who William
- 34:12Speaker 6: to come to? Sherman is now?
- 34:14Speaker 1: Of course the general who marched on Atlanta.
- 34:16Speaker 6: Yes, exactly marched to the sea. The name. He was
- 34:20Speaker 6: Grant's right hand man, He and Sheridan, but Sherman more.
- 34:24Speaker 5: So, probably one of his teacups.
- 34:27Speaker 6: No. Sherman famously uh went to Grant and was like, dude,
- 34:34Speaker 6: I want to go off. I want to go off
- 34:37Speaker 6: the map. I want to go deep into enemy territory
- 34:40Speaker 6: with me and my band of merry men. We've had
- 34:42Speaker 6: pretty good success. You need to just trust me. I'm
- 34:44Speaker 6: going to be out of contact, out of communication, and
- 34:47Speaker 6: we're just going to rip through the South. We're going
- 34:49Speaker 6: to go burn everything, all the towns. We're going to
- 34:52Speaker 6: burn him to the.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Ground, and they literally did.
- 34:55Speaker 6: And we're going to blow up the railroads that are
- 34:57Speaker 6: the resupply routes of food from it Atlanta, which was
- 35:00Speaker 6: the major hub of food and weapons and things that
- 35:03Speaker 6: were supplying the army the Confederate Army as they fought
- 35:07Speaker 6: up north.
- 35:08Speaker 1: And then Grant was like, bring me back fifteen NATCHI scalps.
- 35:13Speaker 6: I want my scalps, and Grant was like, sure, go ahead,
- 35:18Speaker 6: and Sherman just went dark and marched all the way
- 35:21Speaker 6: to the sea and blew everything up, burned houses and villages,
- 35:26Speaker 6: and was like, don't fuck with us, yeah, and went
- 35:28Speaker 6: off the map, marched to the sea and then came
- 35:30Speaker 6: back up and did the same thing on the way
- 35:33Speaker 6: back up. And I have I found a map that
- 35:39Speaker 6: belonged to Sherman that charted his route and has the
- 35:46Speaker 6: he's hand drawn in with pencil the railroad lines that
- 35:50Speaker 6: he intends to blow up. And famously, when he would
- 35:52Speaker 6: blow up these railroad lines, these ties they would like
- 35:56Speaker 6: tie somehow, they would tie the rails in like a
- 36:00Speaker 6: knot so that they couldn't be fixed. And these were
- 36:03Speaker 6: called Sherman neckties. Oh, which is pretty cool. Yeah, it's cool.
- 36:07Speaker 6: So I have a I got a U and it's
- 36:09Speaker 6: signed by him, damn, And it's his map that he used.
- 36:13Speaker 1: How much did that run you? That must have been
- 36:15Speaker 1: fucking like.
- 36:15Speaker 6: Two grand fifteen?
- 36:19Speaker 1: Jesus, I feel like that's that's even a good deal
- 36:22Speaker 1: on that. Yes, that's nuts. That's such a thoughtful gift
- 36:25Speaker 1: because he doesn't have a picture of Sherman up in
- 36:27Speaker 1: his or he used to having up in his apartment
- 36:29Speaker 1: or something.
- 36:30Speaker 6: I would think, So whenever I'm with him, that's who
- 36:33Speaker 6: we end up talking about.
- 36:34Speaker 5: And Smithsonian reached out.
- 36:39Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, there's so many of the there's a
- 36:41Speaker 6: lot of these things that are for purchase of floating
- 36:44Speaker 6: around not out there. It's just like you got to
- 36:46Speaker 6: remember that this dude, you know, had fucking a diet
- 36:50Speaker 6: whatever toilet paper that you buy probably and.
- 36:54Speaker 1: It was probably easiest fuck to burn everything because it
- 36:56Speaker 1: was all made of cotton.
- 36:58Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, match.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Do you think they did any.
- 37:11Speaker 6: Raping on that, I actually don't as much. I mean,
- 37:17Speaker 6: maybe it did happen, but I know that the Northern
- 37:19Speaker 6: Army in particular, there was very much prohibited from treating
- 37:27Speaker 6: the Southern populace, you know, in a in a way
- 37:32Speaker 6: like that they were complicit or that they were.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Burn them to death, but don't rape them.
- 37:36Speaker 6: Because the belief was always we want you are our countrymen,
- 37:39Speaker 6: we want to reintegrate you into the union.
- 37:41Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes sense.
- 37:43Speaker 6: Whereas the South hate hated the North for taking away
- 37:48Speaker 6: you know, that was more like you are the would
- 37:52Speaker 6: be conquerors of what of our way of life you're
- 37:56Speaker 6: attacking us from.
- 37:57Speaker 1: And they didn't care about treating people humanly obviously.
- 38:02Speaker 6: Yeah right, slave.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Sound you're about to say before I asked my rape question, Well.
- 38:07Speaker 6: That's okay, there's always room for that.
- 38:10Speaker 1: I just feel like we hadn't talked about rap.
- 38:12Speaker 6: No, no, And I'll tell you what you know. Harry
- 38:15Speaker 6: was so nice in the last episode with Gazz that
- 38:17Speaker 6: I've I like, I've been slacking on my workouts. Yeah,
- 38:22Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't think I need to. I think
- 38:24Speaker 6: he's like willing, he's observiate. No. I love giving people presents.
- 38:36Speaker 6: I think that there may not be a better way
- 38:39Speaker 6: to spend money.
- 38:41Speaker 1: If you can get a good one.
- 38:42Speaker 6: For sure, it's so great. Everybody likes getting presents if
- 38:47Speaker 6: you can get a good one. What do you mean
- 38:50Speaker 6: I've gotten bad gifts and I don't think fuck that person.
- 38:54Speaker 5: No, obviously, but I mean in the sense of giving,
- 38:57Speaker 5: you got to be confident in your gift. Nothing worse
- 38:59Speaker 5: than in with a not confident gift.
- 39:02Speaker 6: Well, that's where it's like, find a way to let
- 39:04Speaker 6: them know how much it costs.
- 39:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, say it on your podcast and hope they listen.
- 39:09Speaker 6: In truth, Shane asked me what it really Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 39:14Speaker 6: it was like twelve fifty on eBay and then the
- 39:15Speaker 6: shipping and the fucking tax brought it to like fourteen.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Still, let you pay for the drink.
- 39:22Speaker 6: I insisted on paying for the drink. Look not for nothing.
- 39:25Speaker 6: That dude is the most generous person I've ever met,
- 39:29Speaker 6: period change.
- 39:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 39:31Speaker 6: Yeah, he doesn't let me pay for shit. He's done
- 39:33Speaker 6: more for my day than I have. About Dave.
- 39:36Speaker 5: You got to pick one or the other.
- 39:38Speaker 6: Dave is also incredibly just more I would have as
- 39:43Speaker 6: far as how it's like impacted me. I mean, David's
- 39:45Speaker 6: literally put hundreds of thousands of dollars in my pocket
- 39:50Speaker 6: right at this point.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Otherwise you come off anti Semitic.
- 39:53Speaker 6: Sure, yeah, yeah.
- 39:57Speaker 1: That's the right answer. But both of them have material
- 40:00Speaker 1: changed your.
- 40:00Speaker 6: Bank without a doubt.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Yeah, materially.
- 40:03Speaker 6: It was funny. Shane came on after the Late Show
- 40:05Speaker 6: on Saturday. I came back up and we were gonna riff,
- 40:08Speaker 6: and it just was him telling stories of how stupid
- 40:10Speaker 6: I am. Yeah, not stupid, but like moments in my
- 40:14Speaker 6: life where I've done something that I didn't even necessarily realize.
- 40:17Speaker 6: We're so embarrassing and until you hear it through the
- 40:21Speaker 6: lens of someone else who's like way funnier.
- 40:23Speaker 1: Than you are, Like what kind of thing.
- 40:25Speaker 6: He told me that when I was staying with him,
- 40:27Speaker 6: when I was down for the premiere of tires that
- 40:31Speaker 6: he was. I was outside at his like pool area,
- 40:34Speaker 6: and he was inside and I didn't realize this, but
- 40:37Speaker 6: they were like watching me, and I was sitting down
- 40:40Speaker 6: and I sneezed, yeah, and he re enacted the way
- 40:43Speaker 6: that I sneezed, and he goes, you went like this,
- 40:46Speaker 6: He goes, huh. True. I don't know why, but like
- 40:54Speaker 6: the way he did it was just so I didn't
- 40:56Speaker 6: even realize how pretentiously I sneeze, and like I was
- 40:59Speaker 6: just disgusted with myself or something like that. But I
- 41:02Speaker 6: don't know you'd have it's funny, hell.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Roasted your ass?
- 41:09Speaker 6: Well?
- 41:09Speaker 1: What a what a nice what a nice crossover? What
- 41:12Speaker 1: was he doing in Philly? Uh?
- 41:15Speaker 6: He had played Baltimore on Friday night and then I
- 41:18Speaker 6: think he came up, uh, just for the night, and
- 41:21Speaker 6: then on his that was on his way back out
- 41:23Speaker 6: to working on tires and stuff like that.
- 41:27Speaker 5: I think, Oh, he's in Austin or he's in he's
- 41:29Speaker 5: in Philly now area.
- 41:30Speaker 6: I think they're they're writing the show season three. Yeah
- 41:34Speaker 6: that's cool.
- 41:34Speaker 5: Yeah, don't those guys all live in Austin now though.
- 41:38Speaker 6: Some do and some don't. Chris O'Connor was that he
- 41:40Speaker 6: came by.
- 41:40Speaker 1: On Friday, came on stage.
- 41:43Speaker 6: I asked him if he wanted to do a spot,
- 41:45Speaker 6: and to his credit, he was like, no, we just
- 41:47Speaker 6: came to say hi. He was with his lovely girlfriend.
- 41:49Speaker 5: That's fun. Sounds a goo good time lovely.
- 41:52Speaker 6: It was cool. And then on Saturday, you know, Brian
- 41:56Speaker 6: uh six was there, Brian six, yeah six. I only
- 41:59Speaker 6: know Hi and Blizz and all these people, and it
- 42:04Speaker 6: was just a really good atmosphere in the green room.
- 42:07Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a blast.
- 42:09Speaker 6: Well that club is like so home basy and by
- 42:13Speaker 6: the way, they do this thing, which I mean made
- 42:16Speaker 6: me feel really cool. But I didn't deserve security. Yeah
- 42:21Speaker 6: they would they first of all, this is the first
- 42:24Speaker 6: time I've actually known that this was option. But you
- 42:26Speaker 6: know there's the parking garage right next to the club.
- 42:28Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't go in that way?
- 42:29Speaker 6: No I would, I would, but but previously I would
- 42:32Speaker 6: always park in there and pay for the parking oh
- 42:36Speaker 6: and this time shout out Brad from Helium. He'd be like,
- 42:40Speaker 6: let me know when you're here, and I'll wait for you.
- 42:41Speaker 6: And he'd be outside and he would just let the
- 42:43Speaker 6: parking garage guy know that I was the headliner, and
- 42:46Speaker 6: they would park my car in this like crazy parking
- 42:50Speaker 6: spot that was right in the front and it would
- 42:52Speaker 6: just be there waiting for me as soon as I
- 42:54Speaker 6: was done, and then they would usher me in with
- 42:56Speaker 6: like some huge dude through the back alleyway. And I
- 43:00Speaker 6: was like, did you guys, have you encountered times when
- 43:05Speaker 6: the headliner needed this level of security? And they were like, well,
- 43:09Speaker 6: occasionally people will get a little annoying, you know, and
- 43:12Speaker 6: like they'll get a little aggressive and ask for a picture.
- 43:14Speaker 6: And I was like, that happens to me, but not
- 43:16Speaker 6: in a way where I like need a bodyguard.
- 43:19Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little weird when they do that, but
- 43:21Speaker 5: it's also nice. I had them remove somebody last time
- 43:25Speaker 5: I was there.
- 43:25Speaker 6: Really, you're one of those people from the bar.
- 43:27Speaker 5: Said you gotta get this guy out of here.
- 43:29Speaker 1: You want to exercise your power, No, because you're.
- 43:32Speaker 5: Fucking asshole, huh. And he wouldn't leave me alone.
- 43:35Speaker 6: What was he doing?
- 43:36Speaker 5: He just kept talking. This was two years ago. He
- 43:38Speaker 5: was dming me before the show, like tweeting about my
- 43:42Speaker 5: dad and shit. Oh and then he showed up and
- 43:45Speaker 5: it was just so obviously, Okay, this is the guy
- 43:48Speaker 5: that I've been talking to online.
- 43:49Speaker 1: Why are you talking to him?
- 43:52Speaker 5: Because I was like, you're a fucking creep.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Oh you undressed him.
- 43:56Speaker 5: I undressed his ass. And then he was there and
- 43:59Speaker 5: he kept coming up to me and just saying weird shit.
- 44:01Speaker 5: He'd be like mook or he'd be like he'd be
- 44:04Speaker 5: like asking me to like take a photo of him
- 44:06Speaker 5: and like one of like the security guys and shit,
- 44:08Speaker 5: just to be like, I'm not asking you for a
- 44:10Speaker 5: and I'm like, dude, I don't care. I'm like, I
- 44:11Speaker 5: don't You're just being annoying. M So then I said,
- 44:16Speaker 5: just kicked him out, gone to the streets.
- 44:18Speaker 6: Yeah, so if you come to my shows, I'll never
- 44:20Speaker 6: do that. It's just the difference there. And I will
- 44:24Speaker 6: be in San Diego this weekend where everyone's welcome to hang.
- 44:26Speaker 6: You'll be my dad whatever. Oh yeah, that's right. Harry'll
- 44:30Speaker 6: be in New York this weekend, but I'll be in
- 44:31Speaker 6: San Diego for five shows at American Comedy Company. Tickets
- 44:35Speaker 6: that punch up dot live slash Francis.
- 44:36Speaker 5: Sella's San Diego. You said San Francisco. Did I know
- 44:42Speaker 5: on the second time.
- 44:44Speaker 1: I don't think he did.
- 44:45Speaker 5: I could be wrong.
- 44:46Speaker 6: That's one of those things where I don't know.
- 44:48Speaker 5: I don't know either anymore. Just clarifying San Diego.
- 44:53Speaker 6: Well I know that. Yeah, but where can we get
- 44:55Speaker 6: tickets to see you in New York?
- 44:56Speaker 5: Harris Hatle website dot com are updated all right?
- 44:59Speaker 6: Back to the show.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Also pop punks. I bought Baton Rouge this weekend. Really
- 45:04Speaker 1: pop pop punk at Fred's Tiger Bulks.
- 45:07Speaker 5: Yeah, but Chicago, and I'm also gonna be in Chicago
- 45:09Speaker 5: in November.
- 45:11Speaker 6: Nice.
- 45:11Speaker 5: Also on my website.
- 45:12Speaker 1: We all got to go off for that one.
- 45:14Speaker 6: Yeah, what are you doing? Where are you playing downtown
- 45:17Speaker 6: the whole time? Just doing five shows at Zanie's Downtown?
- 45:20Speaker 1: Yeah, just doing five shows.
- 45:22Speaker 6: Last time I to date, we should go rip roseland
- 45:25Speaker 6: a little bit.
- 45:27Speaker 5: I'm doing five shows downtown at Zane's.
- 45:30Speaker 6: Okay, I won't say anything else.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Where'd you.
- 45:35Speaker 6: Comes out? Well? So I gotta be Yeah, char.
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- 51:01Speaker 8: Today I felt, yeah, I did too.
- 51:12Speaker 6: Uh. For the most part, I was just hanging with
- 51:16Speaker 6: my friends out in Gladwyn. But on Saturday, before the
- 51:22Speaker 6: early show, I did Rip into Friday, Saturday Sunday, which
- 51:25Speaker 6: is my favorite restaurant.
- 51:27Speaker 1: Would have been so nice if I said it before
- 51:28Speaker 1: you did.
- 51:29Speaker 6: Dude, they have a cocktail. I think it won Cocktail
- 51:32Speaker 6: of the Year on some publication or something. I think
- 51:35Speaker 6: it's called the Ambassador's Delight. I think it has cognac
- 51:40Speaker 6: in it among and rum, and it is a combination
- 51:44Speaker 6: of taste that I have never experienced in a glass before.
- 51:48Speaker 6: I'm telling you it almost makes.
- 51:49Speaker 5: You cough, but it's green apple in there.
- 51:53Speaker 6: It's more spicy nut meggie and apply a little bit apply.
- 51:58Speaker 5: Maybe the green apple flavoring makes me cough.
- 52:00Speaker 6: Interesting.
- 52:01Speaker 5: Yeah, you ever have a green like a green jolly rancher?
- 52:04Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 52:04Speaker 5: Those are my favorite coughing my lungs out really know why.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Whenever I saw a new shampoo, it makes me cough,
- 52:10Speaker 1: really come on every time, just like a couple of coughs.
- 52:13Speaker 1: Makes sense, So fragrant. Any drink that can make rum
- 52:17Speaker 1: taste good is marvelous because rum is ass.
- 52:20Speaker 6: It is okay maybe maybe, but I like the idea
- 52:25Speaker 6: of drinking rum fucking pirate. Yeah, I mean truly I
- 52:30Speaker 6: love that, Like I want to I want to be
- 52:32Speaker 6: a rum guy. Being a rum guy is cool.
- 52:35Speaker 5: I read the Rum Diaries Hunter S. Thompson and I
- 52:39Speaker 5: got a rum and coke and I was like, this
- 52:41Speaker 5: is I'm like, this is this is who I am.
- 52:45Speaker 5: I took a sip of it and I was like,
- 52:46Speaker 5: this is the worst thing I've ever had.
- 52:49Speaker 6: Oh man, when I was in college, like every once
- 52:51Speaker 6: in a while, you drink some rum and cokes.
- 52:53Speaker 5: Man, all my friends loved him.
- 52:54Speaker 6: I hate it if you drink, especially if you did
- 52:56Speaker 6: if you got the vanilla coke.
- 52:58Speaker 1: That's vanilla coke, a rum and regular coke.
- 53:01Speaker 6: Ooh, that's too sweet though. That coconut rum ship.
- 53:04Speaker 1: That point good point Malibu.
- 53:06Speaker 6: It also goes from like forty percent to twenty percent
- 53:08Speaker 6: and it's pure syrup. You get that shit on your fingers.
- 53:11Speaker 6: Whatever you touch is coming with Yeah.
- 53:15Speaker 1: That's how you can touch. That's how the Sticky Bands did.
- 53:20Speaker 5: Just some rum on the fingers.
- 53:21Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's nasty. It is gross. But peanut Colada
- 53:27Speaker 1: is one of the top drinks of all time with
- 53:28Speaker 1: a floater, with a floater that base, I never had one.
- 53:31Speaker 5: No, you don't like coconut Do.
- 53:34Speaker 6: You think we can get you back into drinking?
- 53:36Speaker 5: Very easily really simply said do you want to be here?
- 53:39Speaker 5: And I would say, yes, you're right there, you're wobbling.
- 53:44Speaker 5: I'm just a question away.
- 53:46Speaker 1: But no one's off because they know that you're step fast,
- 53:49Speaker 1: so they believe you to be step fast.
- 53:50Speaker 6: No, I'm not. I'm kidding.
- 53:52Speaker 1: I'm really jones in to like go to go on
- 53:54Speaker 1: some kind of adventure with you guys.
- 53:56Speaker 6: I don't know why, me too, me too, God damn it.
- 54:00Speaker 1: I think I'm going to London in November.
- 54:02Speaker 5: You're just looking for ways to cope now that the
- 54:04Speaker 5: Birds are trash.
- 54:06Speaker 1: I mean, they just looking for distract. Best best record
- 54:09Speaker 1: in the league, but let's redefine trash.
- 54:12Speaker 5: Yeah, so not the best record in the league.
- 54:15Speaker 1: Tie for.
- 54:17Speaker 5: If it's a tie first, you're not winning, you're losing.
- 54:20Speaker 5: Tie for first, you're not winning, you're losing.
- 54:22Speaker 1: What's the Patriots record?
- 54:24Speaker 6: Three and two? That's pretty good. Did anyone expect that
- 54:26Speaker 6: they would be three and two? Now?
- 54:28Speaker 5: No one expected them to beat the Bills except for me.
- 54:30Speaker 5: I expected that.
- 54:31Speaker 1: Did you bet on it?
- 54:32Speaker 5: Of course? Patriots money line?
- 54:33Speaker 1: Did you?
- 54:34Speaker 6: Oh?
- 54:34Speaker 1: Yeah, show us the slip.
- 54:35Speaker 5: I will to see it. My big bet of the
- 54:38Speaker 5: day was Patriots money.
- 54:39Speaker 1: No, your big bet was a big parlay that didn't hit.
- 54:42Speaker 5: That was bet a dollar bet.
- 54:46Speaker 1: It would have been your big bet if you hit it.
- 54:47Speaker 5: Of course, it would have been one Stephan Diggs and
- 54:51Speaker 5: how many thirty dollars to pay eleven hundred? Oh yeah,
- 54:56Speaker 5: and I could have cashed out for three hundred bones.
- 54:58Speaker 1: You could have bought like a you could have an
- 55:00Speaker 1: ancient map with that. Yeah, who have bought an autograph
- 55:04Speaker 1: Robert E. Lee cotton T shirt, the loom T shirt.
- 55:11Speaker 1: It would have been incredible.
- 55:13Speaker 5: I've lost so many fucking bets to one leg this year.
- 55:16Speaker 5: I don't even really die. You just got to stop,
- 55:19Speaker 5: you gotta stop caring.
- 55:20Speaker 6: Yeah. We we placed our our winning bet or our
- 55:24Speaker 6: bet that we won as a result of winning the
- 55:27Speaker 6: Ryder Cup, which Harry didn't get to do because you lost. Yeah.
- 55:32Speaker 5: Well, I was drafted to the losing team.
- 55:34Speaker 6: What was your What was your record in choice? What
- 55:38Speaker 6: was your record in the Ryder Cup?
- 55:40Speaker 5: I lost every match, so.
- 55:43Speaker 6: It's not great.
- 55:44Speaker 5: But the Eagles suck right, Yeah, Okay, they lost to
- 55:47Speaker 5: the Broncos, who.
- 55:49Speaker 1: Are the same record as the Patriots.
- 55:52Speaker 5: Yeah, bo, I mean you're the Broncos the Patriots good
- 55:55Speaker 5: because the Broncos are I mean, they're both better than
- 55:59Speaker 5: the Eagles.
- 56:00Speaker 1: How they both have worse records than the Eagles.
- 56:04Speaker 5: Because the Broncos beat the Eagles and the Patriots beat
- 56:07Speaker 5: the Bills.
- 56:08Speaker 1: Back to your winning bet, you're Francis.
- 56:10Speaker 6: Well, there was you know, here's who was in this
- 56:13Speaker 6: chat deciding on what we should bet on.
- 56:16Speaker 5: Did you did you vocalize it all or no?
- 56:18Speaker 6: Only only as a way of saying I like that,
- 56:22Speaker 6: or you know? And it was it was Riggs, Me, Dave, Jerry,
- 56:31Speaker 6: Frankie and Beef and like two other people and anyway,
- 56:40Speaker 6: so Rigs throughout Cowboys money line, and like three people
- 56:44Speaker 6: hearted it. I liked it because when he said it,
- 56:47Speaker 6: the Cowboys were actually underdogs at that exact moment. And
- 56:53Speaker 6: I wanted a plus money bet since it was a
- 56:56Speaker 6: free bet, because I wanted to fade. I wanted to
- 57:00Speaker 6: hedge it to a little bit and potentially create a
- 57:05Speaker 6: window such that I could actually hit both bets. I
- 57:10Speaker 6: like that.
- 57:10Speaker 1: Did you do that or were you not able to?
- 57:13Speaker 6: Because of the well, we placed the bet and one
- 57:17Speaker 6: second after we placed an eighty thousand dollars bet on
- 57:20Speaker 6: the Cowboys to win the game. The odds shifted two
- 57:25Speaker 6: points to make the Cowboys. No excuse me. At the time,
- 57:31Speaker 6: the Cowboys were favorites and I was going to bet
- 57:35Speaker 6: the underdog spread, so I could theoretically have hit both
- 57:39Speaker 6: just as a hedge. And then it shifted right after
- 57:41Speaker 6: we placed it, and the Cowboys became like one and
- 57:44Speaker 6: a half point dogs.
- 57:46Speaker 5: It makes sense, which was.
- 57:47Speaker 6: Very disconcerting because it was like the moment we placed it,
- 57:50Speaker 6: they didn't. We didn't move the line did No, we didn't.
- 57:53Speaker 6: They announced that four of the five starting offensive linemen
- 57:57Speaker 6: for the Cowboys were out of the game. And the
- 57:59Speaker 6: minute that happened, everybody was in tears. Yeah, because what
- 58:03Speaker 6: happened to if you guys lost is just you don't
- 58:05Speaker 6: win anything nothing that I mean, that would suck. Yeah,
- 58:09Speaker 6: and everybody on Twitter, because we were promoting the bet.
- 58:11Speaker 6: Everybody on Twitter was like, this is the dumbest bet
- 58:13Speaker 6: I've ever seen. Count on a bunch of golf guys
- 58:17Speaker 6: who don't know shit about sports to lose all their
- 58:20Speaker 6: money on football and.
- 58:22Speaker 1: Well sports gambling. Twitter is obviously always the best place.
- 58:25Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, not for nothing. The Cowboys curb stomped. Yeah,
- 58:29Speaker 6: they destroyed them, curb stomped them.
- 58:31Speaker 5: It's a shame.
- 58:31Speaker 6: What's happening?
- 58:32Speaker 1: They traded them, like to come to Sherman on his
- 58:34Speaker 1: way to Atlanta.
- 58:35Speaker 6: Correct. Yeah, and I throughout the game was trying to
- 58:41Speaker 6: live hedge. Yeah, and each time I just kind of
- 58:46Speaker 6: stopped myself. But there was a moment where if I
- 58:48Speaker 6: had I would have succeeded, because the Jets ended up
- 58:51Speaker 6: scoring a couple of touchdowns. But anyway, good. Yeah, I
- 58:56Speaker 6: think we won eighteen fifty dollars each. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 59:01Speaker 6: That'll get tax down though, Yeah, true, how this will
- 59:05Speaker 6: be part of our paychecks, so it'll be like whatever,
- 59:07Speaker 6: eleven twelve, But.
- 59:11Speaker 1: I don't want to pretend to know anything about taxes.
- 59:14Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome though.
- 59:16Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty stoke. Probably the biggest amount of money I've
- 59:18Speaker 6: ever won gambling. Sure, absolutely. It is.
- 59:21Speaker 1: Take of all the gifts that you could buy from people.
- 59:23Speaker 6: Well, there you go. That covers that covers a lot.
- 59:27Speaker 6: I could use a map, No, you couldn't. I could
- 59:30Speaker 6: you are a map? You want a digital?
- 59:38Speaker 1: What would you want a map of.
- 59:41Speaker 5: The office.
- 59:42Speaker 6: I do have a really cool gift for you, but
- 59:44Speaker 6: I don't think I'm going to get it for you.
- 59:46Speaker 6: That's fine, it's twenty five hundred dollars. Ye don't, but
- 59:49Speaker 6: it's so sick. It's an original photograph of Bob Dylan
- 59:56Speaker 6: walking into a cafe that was shot by his like
- 59:59Speaker 6: a photographer.
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: Damn OBEs, that's a deep cut.
- 1:00:06Speaker 6: I'm going to understand. Find it. I'll show it too. Really,
- 1:00:11Speaker 6: I think about buying it for you because I know
- 1:00:12Speaker 6: it would make you happy and it would look really
- 1:00:14Speaker 6: good in your apartment. And then I'm like, you don't
- 1:00:16Speaker 6: even like me, so why would I do that.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: There's no quid for the there's no quid.
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: Yeah, there's nothing other than just a it's a peace offering.
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: I can't believe that how expensive some of that shit is.
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: I remember I was going to get something like that
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: from my dad for his birthday and I went and
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: I was like, oh, here's like an original Bob doing
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: like tickets dub it's like ten grand.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: I was like, say, for a ticket stub, at least
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: you look at a picture. What the fuck are you
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: gonna do with the ticket stub.
- 1:00:43Speaker 6: This is a nineteen sixty six Barry Feinstein photograph from
- 1:00:48Speaker 6: the Morrison Hotel Gallery, and it's a very rare thing authenticated.
- 1:00:56Speaker 6: I guess this guy was his official photographer during the
- 1:00:59Speaker 6: nineteen sixty and it's check this out, like, look at
- 1:01:02Speaker 6: this picture. How cool is this? Isn't that sick? Don't
- 1:01:07Speaker 6: you think he would love that?
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: Oh my god? L And it says LSD Partners in
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: the back.
- 1:01:15Speaker 6: Oh my, yeah, this is a great gift for yourself.
- 1:01:19Speaker 6: You play your play your cards.
- 1:01:20Speaker 5: Right, we'll see, we'll see.
- 1:01:23Speaker 6: You know, one year of good behavior.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: Rive and show it to him, Show it to him
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: so so.
- 1:01:27Speaker 6: He knows what he stands to earn. I got it.
- 1:01:30Speaker 6: Dangle the carrot. We've already used the stick. The stick
- 1:01:36Speaker 6: is what what what? What? What might happen if I
- 1:01:38Speaker 6: get bumped off the first class list?
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: And this is the carrot, which I'm sure will be
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: addressed on the unnamed show this week. But knowing you're
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: you're knowing you were, Francis.
- 1:01:49Speaker 6: This is cool?
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Pretty good?
- 1:01:50Speaker 6: Yeah, this is cool. I'm thinking about it. And the
- 1:01:52Speaker 6: guy just brought his price down to fifteen hundred, so
- 1:01:55Speaker 6: oh okay, yeah, all right.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Times are tough. Might be a muss bay or where
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: it's proven fake.
- 1:02:01Speaker 6: Is that something you'd want? Am I right in thinking
- 1:02:04Speaker 6: that would make you happy.
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: Don't spend that much money.
- 1:02:07Speaker 6: Don't worry about that.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: I last time I saw the background of your apartment
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: it was watching the teller Ry Bush streams this weekend.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: And I don't even see the fucking Robert de Niro
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: thing up anymore.
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: Oh no, that's in the trash.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: I ran out of the toilet paper, had to use
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: it to wipe my ass.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: See that, and that's why there you go.
- 1:02:35Speaker 6: Yeah, he'll like, he'll just take it off the wall
- 1:02:37Speaker 6: to do blow one night and leave it on his counter.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: Or he'll like have a Baker Mayfield sticker that he
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: needs to put up.
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to make room for Baker.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: I had to have a Gibbs like a sticker.
- 1:02:49Speaker 6: He'll he'll use it as a tray to roll up
- 1:02:51Speaker 6: his JS.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Yeah, so fucking disrespect.
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: I still got that it's hanging up. It's just in
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: the way. You can't see that wall.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you have it on camera? It's like the
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: best everything.
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: That I have hanging up, Like, my actual setup looks amazing.
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: If you're sitting in the chair, everything behind it looks
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: like shit. It's like I have a great. Like my
- 1:03:09Speaker 5: view is like I got Norm I got de Niro, Dylan,
- 1:03:13Speaker 5: Gabe Davis, one hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube. It's a
- 1:03:17Speaker 5: great setup.
- 1:03:18Speaker 6: That is pretty cool. Have an amazing eclectic sort of
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: wall of fame that you've created. It's great.
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: It's a great wall.
- 1:03:24Speaker 6: What is your Bob Dylan thing that you have on there?
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: I have a painting okay, yeah, piece, I bought it
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: from some dude online.
- 1:03:32Speaker 6: Cool.
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: It's like I was like three hundred bus Yeah.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: I saw the bones.
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: Yeah, because he was like, do you want the print
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: of the original. It's the original.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: It's like one and a half humans. I now the
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: bones damn. Near my ut at church yesterday, the priest
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: came up to me and my wife was like, uh,
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: we want your kids to be Jesus in the in
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: the Christmas uh in the Christmas play. Really I was
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: so fared, but thenking out, I realized how like Jerry
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: Sandusky could have like easily coerced the parents of like
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: the kids to be like ill come to my linebacker camp.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Because I was so fired up about it, Jerry let.
- 1:04:15Speaker 6: Him what which one would be Jesus?
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: Though I think that they said that they would rewrite
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: the Nativity story that they could both be that that they.
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: Were Jesus, Jesus Jesu.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: And they just double everything, so like six may I
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: to Jesi. I think it's like whatever the collection plate is.
- 1:04:38Speaker 6: For that week, that's a good week for Christmas tips.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Yeah, they could just bust their ass for tips. Such
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: an honor to have.
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: They might have asked you because it's twins, because you know,
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: like in like in movies, they can only have the
- 1:04:52Speaker 5: kids film for like a certain amount of time.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: But it's there Mary, Kate and Ashley. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: It takes two.
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: So they're like, we could we could get these guys
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: have him run all day earlier. We have to find
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: two separate.
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: Kids, right, it would be like, yeah, there, it's just
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: the Nativity set outside and home alone and they just
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: have to lay there all day.
- 1:05:13Speaker 5: Who are you gonna play?
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: Probably either the ass or the ox really yeah, one
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: of the two.
- 1:05:20Speaker 5: You're not gonna play a wise man.
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: I don't think I can pull it off. I think
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: it'd be they'd be like, he's not fucking wise. They
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: would know. But it was a great honor, great honor
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: for my children.
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good honor. That's respectable. That's tippy, super tippy.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Sash is thrown around Tippy this weekend.
- 1:05:37Speaker 6: Throwing Tippy around. I'd never heard that. That's cool.
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: Yeah, that's big. It's what it's big in the COD
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: scene right now. So yeah, that's tippy.
- 1:05:44Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: I can't wait for BO seven.
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: Oh man, it's the best.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Seven week seven week when seven comes out.
- 1:05:52Speaker 5: Seven's out, I mean the beta's out right now. Have
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: been playing it all weekend?
- 1:05:55Speaker 6: Yeah, but are you cool enough to be able to
- 1:05:57Speaker 6: get an advanced copy of a video game like that?
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: No one is.
- 1:06:01Speaker 6: No one is because someone could easily rip it and
- 1:06:04Speaker 6: then set it out or whatever.
- 1:06:06Speaker 5: No, they just don't. It's like, so the way that
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: COD works is it comes out every year m hm,
- 1:06:11Speaker 5: and they do this thing called COD next, or like
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: they'll fly out a bunch of like streamers and pros
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: and they'll play the game in like a warehouse in
- 1:06:20Speaker 5: LA and they'll everyone will be streaming it. But that's
- 1:06:23Speaker 5: just like the earliest access anyone can get that it's
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: insanely hard to get invited.
- 1:06:28Speaker 6: That would be cool, though, you should strive for that.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we are going to try Bush gets
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: big enough. It will When Bush gets big enough, it's
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: going to be like, how all the Taylor Swift fans
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: get to listen to the album before that comes out?
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: Exactly a true honor.
- 1:06:44Speaker 5: It's where we've got big. We we we signed our
- 1:06:47Speaker 5: GM and our coach last week, so things are going well.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: That was fucking huge.
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: Next, got a couple of guys on our list.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Next it's gonna be sick.
- 1:07:00Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pumped.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: I'm pumped for you. Did you guys listen to Taylor
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: Swift's album?
- 1:07:05Speaker 6: Not?
- 1:07:05Speaker 5: I heard it was cheeks you did?
- 1:07:07Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: From who?
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: Just everyone's saying on mine's ass? Really yeah, saying on
- 1:07:13Speaker 5: Taylor's rinsed.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: She's not tippy, No, she like very conspicuously like she
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: started like talking dirty on it.
- 1:07:26Speaker 5: I heard first. I heard that, Yeah, talking about like.
- 1:07:30Speaker 6: Wet.
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: She's trying to be Sabrina.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: She heard Sabrina getting tippy off of yeah wet pussy talking.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: Now she's trying to be tippy like that, Yeah, but
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: she's not.
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: She ain't Sabrina.
- 1:07:43Speaker 6: No. I don't like to think about Taylor Swift's.
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: It's like we all grew like she's been around for
- 1:07:53Speaker 5: too long to be thinking of that.
- 1:07:54Speaker 6: I just have too much respect for her. Yeah, I
- 1:07:56Speaker 6: don't want to. I like to. I prefer my tailor clothed.
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: Yes, it's Almos's almost hard to imagine.
- 1:08:04Speaker 6: Dude. I saw some crazy movie last night, and maybe
- 1:08:07Speaker 6: you two have seen it. The Substance. Oh yeah, did
- 1:08:10Speaker 6: you watch this retard it's so bad?
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:08:14Speaker 6: I thought it was good, but it's good for two thirds,
- 1:08:16Speaker 6: and then the final third was so.
- 1:08:19Speaker 5: You're like, you're like, it couldn't go further than this, right, Yeah,
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: it's going to.
- 1:08:25Speaker 6: A level where the director was like just started doing
- 1:08:29Speaker 6: more drugs. Yeah, and was on like a vengeance rampage
- 1:08:33Speaker 6: to ruin the movie as much as theaters kind of Wow.
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: I saw the movie in theaters and I had no
- 1:08:40Speaker 5: idea what it was about. And the first two thirds
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: I was like, this is fucking great.
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: Great concept, great execution for two thirds of the movie.
- 1:08:48Speaker 6: And then it gets into this real bullshit veiled critique
- 1:08:52Speaker 6: of superficiality and like Hollywood and all this, and it
- 1:08:56Speaker 6: just gets into this like insane the devolution of like
- 1:09:04Speaker 6: what a person look like.
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: Yeah, you've never seen it.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: No, And I also don't trust any Hollywood movie that's
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: trying to critique Hollywood.
- 1:09:12Speaker 5: You would like it.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: I bet I'm not a big horror guy either.
- 1:09:15Speaker 6: It's not even it's not really a horror movie. It's
- 1:09:19Speaker 6: more of like a I.
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: Wouldn't call it a horror movie at all.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: I like Dystopian Ship is a little dysopian sci fi.
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: It's more of a thriller comedy almost.
- 1:09:30Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, a thrilling a thrilling but funny sci fi.
- 1:09:35Speaker 6: To me more. And I think she was nominated for
- 1:09:38Speaker 6: it NEPO.
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, is she does she ever appear nude in
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: any films?
- 1:09:46Speaker 6: In this one, she's never wearing clothing.
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: I think it's fake, though, I think it might be.
- 1:09:50Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I guess that's a strip tease. She was
- 1:09:55Speaker 6: naked famously.
- 1:09:57Speaker 5: About two thirds in what was the time? I think
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: she's made a lot. Yeah, she's a stripper in the movie. Yeah,
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: I've never seen it.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: Gross.
- 1:10:09Speaker 5: My shoes round where you get those deep hop goat?
- 1:10:13Speaker 5: You get those on goat?
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: I think I probably got them on stock X. Honestly,
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: why I could get my side?
- 1:10:18Speaker 5: They wrapped in saran wrap when they arrives.
- 1:10:21Speaker 6: Yeah, they only send you the left one.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Shout out to the young children in Guangdong that made
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: these in chung Ching, that made these shout out the kids.
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: I told you, guys, I'm going to New Zealand, right, Yeah,
- 1:10:37Speaker 6: I told you I locked that in.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: It's going to be so sick. So you used every
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: mile that you had.
- 1:10:42Speaker 6: No, I still have plenty left over. Really, yeah, man,
- 1:10:45Speaker 6: I hate to say it, but I think one of
- 1:10:47Speaker 6: the single best benefits of having the American Express Plat
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: Delta Reserve card is that you get fifteen off on
- 1:10:54Speaker 6: travel with reward miles.
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: You also get what three times the miles for every dollar.
- 1:11:00Speaker 6: On Delta purchases on flights purchases of Delta flights.
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: Yeah, and lifts, you know that.
- 1:11:06Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't fuck with lyft.
- 1:11:08Speaker 5: You should start using lyft.
- 1:11:09Speaker 6: That's what they say.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: Yeah, you show you, you order a lift and you
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: wind up like with a skateboard on the back of
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: the car in a rope.
- 1:11:16Speaker 6: Dude, You're just.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you could skitch back.
- 1:11:19Speaker 6: You're spot on. And the other thing is they're like,
- 1:11:22Speaker 6: that's like a lift here, would you guys like to
- 1:11:24Speaker 6: take a lift that it will be here in forty
- 1:11:26Speaker 6: eight minutes.
- 1:11:27Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
- 1:11:28Speaker 6: It'll be twenty four dollars, or you can have one
- 1:11:30Speaker 6: that's four minutes away, but it'll be one hundred. Yeah,
- 1:11:33Speaker 6: you're like, what the fuck.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: It'll be it's in four minutes away, but there's no
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: floor to the car and you have to propel it
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: with your feet.
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: Uber's lost their mind with their prices. Yeah, someone's got
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: to put them in place, especially in New York. I
- 1:11:47Speaker 5: think I'm going to start my own like taxi.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: A new ride shite. Remember when people were starting that,
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: people were starting SASCAR, Yeah, and like Revel. For a
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: few years there was just like off brand car share services.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Is how did they even get people to sign up
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: to be drivers for those?
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: I'd assume it's probably a thing where it's like they're
- 1:12:06Speaker 5: I know, Uber drivers have Lyft and Uber like everyone
- 1:12:09Speaker 5: knows that because they exceed the amount of hours they
- 1:12:11Speaker 5: can do on Uber and then they just switch to
- 1:12:13Speaker 5: Lyft and they just pull like a forty eight hour sessh.
- 1:12:16Speaker 6: I swear it.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: Well, they also wouldn't have to work that hard if
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: every Uber slash Lyft driver didn't have eight phones across
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: the front.
- 1:12:23Speaker 5: Well, they have all those phones so that they can
- 1:12:24Speaker 5: never stop working.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, but like, they wouldn't have to
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: work that hard if they weren't just paying twelve phone.
- 1:12:31Speaker 6: True.
- 1:12:32Speaker 5: I think these guys purpose. I think the top one
- 1:12:34Speaker 5: percent of Uber drivers are making like five hundred k year. No, yeah,
- 1:12:38Speaker 5: and I think they just don't sleep. I think they're
- 1:12:40Speaker 5: like they have like a an IV that's just pumping
- 1:12:43Speaker 5: caffeine into their system from the ass, like we can't
- 1:12:46Speaker 5: see any of it.
- 1:12:47Speaker 6: I took underneath the seat, I like, bane, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:12:54Speaker 6: I took an uber in I was born in the uber.
- 1:13:00Speaker 6: I took an uber in Phoenix and the girl was
- 1:13:04Speaker 6: a girl. This is where you're like, you get used
- 1:13:07Speaker 6: to what ubers are in New York, which are basically
- 1:13:11Speaker 6: like glorified limousines.
- 1:13:13Speaker 5: Yeah, ubers. When I was saying that, I was strictly
- 1:13:16Speaker 5: speaking of New York, I know, like Phoenix. You'd sometimes
- 1:13:19Speaker 5: taking an uber in another city and I'm like, so,
- 1:13:21Speaker 5: what are they making one dollar from this trip?
- 1:13:23Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:13:24Speaker 5: Makes no? Like you're like, why was my uber? It's
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: a fifteen minute ride, It's a nine dollars uber.
- 1:13:28Speaker 6: It's it's crazy. But the one I took one in
- 1:13:32Speaker 6: Phoenix and this girl was sitting you know, we started talking.
- 1:13:35Speaker 6: I was like, how's it going, and she was like,
- 1:13:38Speaker 6: to be honest, not great. I just got dumped. Oh
- 1:13:42Speaker 6: two year relationship. Didn't see it coming. And I was like,
- 1:13:46Speaker 6: preach sister, And she was listening to heavy metal scream
- 1:13:51Speaker 6: al music.
- 1:13:52Speaker 5: Really yeah in Phoenix. I know you wouldn't expect that
- 1:13:56Speaker 5: out there.
- 1:13:57Speaker 6: And you know, I just tried to pick her up
- 1:14:00Speaker 6: a little bit and tell her that the you know,
- 1:14:03Speaker 6: a hero can be anyone, even if someone who wraps
- 1:14:08Speaker 6: the coat of love around the shoulders of a metal
- 1:14:12Speaker 6: head hooper driver. Yeah, and lets her know that the
- 1:14:14Speaker 6: world hasn't ended.
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: So you really picked her up, Bruce Wayne, did you
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: fuck her?
- 1:14:20Speaker 6: No?
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: She sucked him to heavy metal?
- 1:14:25Speaker 6: I draw the line at seven clittoral piercings.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: Could hear him jangling whenever she hit the brakes.
- 1:14:33Speaker 6: They were just doing that thing, like that perpetual motion thing,
- 1:14:36Speaker 6: just knocking against each other.
- 1:14:38Speaker 5: I used to have one of those. Yeah they're sick
- 1:14:41Speaker 5: if they get tangled though, it's a mess.
- 1:14:43Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to UH. I was speaking of different
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: UH genres of music. I was listening to Barred Court
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: this weekend because I got to the Renaissance Fair an
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: hour and a half before the people we were meeting
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: up with, so we just tailgated at the Renaissance. It's fair,
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: and there's like a whole genre called bardcore, and it's
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: just like modern music remade because if it was a
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: medieval court. It's so nice. If you ever have a
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: chance to object that out and turn onto bardcore, I
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: really think you guys would enjoy it.
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: I've been listening to just straight key block.
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: Memphis. Yeah, just some drill Memphis drill, Yeah, nice.
- 1:15:24Speaker 5: Big into drill once once the summer starts come to
- 1:15:26Speaker 5: an end to get back on my hip hop.
- 1:15:29Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm on a big pop smoke kick right now.
- 1:15:32Speaker 6: Oh yeah, big pop smoke kick. Really his new ship
- 1:15:36Speaker 6: just everything.
- 1:15:36Speaker 5: His sourra his new Sora Too album like.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: AI generated pop smoke music he is. It is great music.
- 1:15:46Speaker 6: It's good music. I like it for for working out.
- 1:15:49Speaker 5: You gotta get on a key lock key glock Yeah, okay,
- 1:15:53Speaker 5: mister glock.
- 1:15:53Speaker 6: It sounds violent. It's good, really like it. I suspect
- 1:15:57Speaker 6: that he uses a lot of those sound effects of
- 1:16:00Speaker 6: no voting a gun.
- 1:16:01Speaker 5: It's mostly just it's just acoustics, good voice, rhythm, he's
- 1:16:07Speaker 5: a banger, rushing cream mister glock ambition of an ambition.
- 1:16:11Speaker 6: Of a glock.
- 1:16:18Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I believe it.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: I totally believe it.
- 1:16:21Speaker 5: Throw on some black Ops seven Beta and throw on
- 1:16:23Speaker 5: some key glock.
- 1:16:25Speaker 6: Nuke.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Is that where you heard it over somebody else's headphones?
- 1:16:29Speaker 5: No, No, I've been on. I've been on, been on.
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: Key go from key and peel to key clock. Yeah,
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: it's a fucking upgrade. I guess when I was in
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: LA I was talking to another one of these rappers
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, in a few years, I
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: don't even think like rappers will exist. Everybody's just gonna
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: be content creators.
- 1:16:47Speaker 5: You think.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: I don't think that this guy was trying to pitch
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: us that idea. Do you remember when he was saying that, Tyler.
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: That feels like a Yeah, that seems like a not
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: even like a lateral move, seems like that like the
- 1:17:00Speaker 5: I think music is the best thing you could be
- 1:17:02Speaker 5: in in an entertainment. Yeah, it's so self reliant and
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: all you do is music and then you do live
- 1:17:09Speaker 5: performances of the songs that are already written and successful.
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: But I think kids are being pushed to be content
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: creators alongside with musicians as well, Like, I think a
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: record label is going to be like, you need to
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: make tiktoks. You can't just have a song like you
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: gotta make tiktoks about it.
- 1:17:27Speaker 5: Yeah, but I just look at like, I mean, Taylor
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: Swift's a terrible example to use. But it's not like
- 1:17:34Speaker 5: Taylor Swift has to do anything to like, well, she's
- 1:17:36Speaker 5: grandmothered in.
- 1:17:37Speaker 6: Yeah, why won't she do the halftime show?
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: Do they offer her?
- 1:17:41Speaker 5: It's not big enough.
- 1:17:42Speaker 6: I'm assuming they have because.
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: It's probably a thing where it's like, Okay, I could
- 1:17:46Speaker 5: do the I could do the super Bowl halftime show,
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: or I could just do the exact same stadium the
- 1:17:50Speaker 5: next night, and.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: I get I don't have to worry about some pesky
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: football players ripping up. It's her.
- 1:17:57Speaker 5: I could do eight shows here. I could literally have
- 1:18:00Speaker 5: the super Bowl moved.
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: Yeah, to have the super Bowl playing halftime of her concert.
- 1:18:06Speaker 5: Yeah, a football.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: Game in the middle of the show. Yeah, it's actually
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: bringing way more listeners to Taylor Swiss.
- 1:18:13Speaker 5: The outrage over the super Bowl halftime show every year
- 1:18:16Speaker 5: is insane to me. Who could like, how could you?
- 1:18:18Speaker 5: How could it be twenty twenty five and you could
- 1:18:20Speaker 5: still possibly give the slightest fuck about who's performing for
- 1:18:24Speaker 5: five minutes at the Super Bowl.
- 1:18:25Speaker 6: Yeah, like you could go.
- 1:18:27Speaker 5: It's not like you could go take a shit. You
- 1:18:29Speaker 5: could go, you could do anything. You just go to
- 1:18:31Speaker 5: that person's concert Bad Bunny or.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: I'm saying like, if you don't like it, you could
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: just go get some crab dive or some shit. Oh yeah,
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: I like you don't have to like sit there and watch.
- 1:18:41Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:18:41Speaker 5: People are like furious about Bad Bunny and they're like, I,
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: I guess I'm not watching this year. Who cares?
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: He was just trying to bring in the boat equins, Yeah,
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: trying to bring in the Puerto Rican brothers and sisters.
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: People are just fired up about everything.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just eat an easy thing to be freed
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: up about.
- 1:19:01Speaker 6: You.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: No, like, who would who would people have been cool with?
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: I don't know, there's no there's no artist that people
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: would have been cool with.
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: Yeah, I have no tail, Like, yeah, even if it
- 1:19:10Speaker 5: was Taylor Swift, people would still be pissed.
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: People be like, fucking this big bit.
- 1:19:16Speaker 6: Who else could it be? Drake? Oh yeah, Drake.
- 1:19:21Speaker 5: I think it's only fair to have Drake performed the
- 1:19:23Speaker 5: year after Kendrick see what a real performance looks like.
- 1:19:26Speaker 6: I mean, it.
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: Would it be fair to the players on the field.
- 1:19:29Speaker 6: Because you two has done the halftime show? Right.
- 1:19:32Speaker 5: I have no idea.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: Youtwo sucks ass, there's no I've never turned on a
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: YouTube song and been like fuck, yeah, you two is.
- 1:19:42Speaker 5: The one that had the Apple deal, right, Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:19:44Speaker 5: I think that that just ruined you two forever. Hard
- 1:19:48Speaker 5: to recover from that.
- 1:19:49Speaker 6: I was a big youtuboe fan growing up.
- 1:19:51Speaker 5: So do you never even noticed the Apple thing? Or
- 1:19:54Speaker 5: were you just like it didn't this one last night?
- 1:19:57Speaker 6: It's a very similar answer to your like, uh, you're
- 1:20:01Speaker 6: take on the halftime show? Yeah? Oh okay, Well I
- 1:20:04Speaker 6: have four thousand other songs to listen to. It doesn't
- 1:20:09Speaker 6: bother me. These are on there as well.
- 1:20:11Speaker 5: Yeah yeah that makes sense.
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: Yeah, who is you two?
- 1:20:14Speaker 6: Four?
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: Is it for Russia or Irish guys?
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: I don't know. I think it's for you too?
- 1:20:23Speaker 6: You too?
- 1:20:23Speaker 5: You that's the question.
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is.
- 1:20:28Speaker 5: Yeah, who's it four? It's for you too.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: I was trying to do a little bit of research
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: about England in preparation for this trip to England. I'm
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: gonna take and uh outside of Shakespeare, does England have
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: any history fly fishing?
- 1:20:44Speaker 5: Fly fishing was created?
- 1:20:45Speaker 6: There?
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: Was it? Oh yeah, are you sure that it wasn't
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: created somewhere else in England just went colonial on it
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: and just snatched up fly fishing. Very that is a
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: very likely Probably just some like Chinese man fucking silk
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: row brought it back and we've actually come up with.
- 1:21:02Speaker 5: Some Supposedly that's where it was invented, and then it
- 1:21:07Speaker 5: made its way over.
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: I really was gonna I was.
- 1:21:10Speaker 6: I was.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: I had the cook on, I had that take on
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: the heater a little bit, just on the stove, simmering
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: that they haven't done anything. But then I realized that
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: they actually had a lot of scientific additions to the world,
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: like Newton and.
- 1:21:24Speaker 6: Uh isn't hawk hawking?
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of the a lot of our physics
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: and uh biology comes from the British bros.
- 1:21:34Speaker 6: Yeah, Oxford is a cool place.
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: But a lot of their ship is trash.
- 1:21:38Speaker 5: Oh true, yeah, big time England.
- 1:21:40Speaker 6: The food the food's really not great.
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: Their food's ship rible, way worse. It's like you get
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: fish and chips instead of it being fries, it's actually
- 1:21:50Speaker 5: chips and you're.
- 1:21:51Speaker 6: Like, Okay, oh, I don't know about that wrap.
- 1:21:53Speaker 5: Shoot, no, it sucks. Food sucks.
- 1:21:56Speaker 6: But are there chips or you're saying they're actually crisps. Yeah,
- 1:22:02Speaker 6: I've never had that. I've only went when I've had
- 1:22:04Speaker 6: fish and chips over there. It's always been French fries
- 1:22:06Speaker 6: and it's the big fat ones.
- 1:22:07Speaker 5: When I went, I got fish and chips, and it
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: was it was chips.
- 1:22:10Speaker 6: Boy, you went to a really bad place.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: That doesn't even seem like it would go well together.
- 1:22:15Speaker 5: No, it's just like just like what is this a
- 1:22:19Speaker 5: lais potato chip with a fork?
- 1:22:21Speaker 6: And I was I did. I went to this like
- 1:22:28Speaker 6: bullshit program at Oxford when I was in high school
- 1:22:31Speaker 6: senior in high school. It was for I did a
- 1:22:40Speaker 6: semester there in the fall my senior year of high
- 1:22:44Speaker 6: school because like I had already gotten I knew where
- 1:22:45Speaker 6: I was gonna go because I had a letter of
- 1:22:50Speaker 6: from the team from the admissions committee saying like, yeah,
- 1:22:53Speaker 6: you're good. So I went over there because I was
- 1:22:56Speaker 6: just getting in trouble in high school. I had gotten
- 1:23:00Speaker 6: caught smoking weed my junior year and got suspended from
- 1:23:03Speaker 6: the soccer team for two weeks and then like did
- 1:23:06Speaker 6: you know this? Did I tell you this? That my
- 1:23:09Speaker 6: town was so small that when it was heard and
- 1:23:14Speaker 6: known that I was getting recruited and was going to
- 1:23:17Speaker 6: go to Harvard, that a parent from my town tried
- 1:23:21Speaker 6: to stop it. Wrote a letter to Harvard, yeah, complaining
- 1:23:26Speaker 6: that and like saying the thing about.
- 1:23:28Speaker 5: I think you have I think you've told us that,
- 1:23:29Speaker 5: which is.
- 1:23:30Speaker 6: The most vindictive thing.
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: It's insane that happened to my tow like that chill
- 1:23:33Speaker 5: like that would happen in my town too. It's crazy,
- 1:23:35Speaker 5: like kids lost scholarships over like having a beer on
- 1:23:38Speaker 5: like a Saturday.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: Yeah, good ass letter? Who was it?
- 1:23:42Speaker 6: I never found out.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: I never found out. But as vengeful as you are,
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: I'm surprised you haven't found Am I avengeful?
- 1:23:49Speaker 6: Not? You have the capacity to like conjure ideas, but
- 1:23:54Speaker 6: I never actually like.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: For example, with like sas take getting you taken off
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: of the first class to rape him, like.
- 1:24:01Speaker 6: But I don't think I would have actually done that.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Oh really to help well, I didn't even think if.
- 1:24:07Speaker 6: I were I'm not going. If you're gay, let's think.
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: Like someone like would you match up with somebody or
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: would you like want someone with like softer, smaller features,
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: or would you want something cuddly to hold on to.
- 1:24:23Speaker 6: It's from where I sit right now, which is in
- 1:24:25Speaker 6: a straight position. It's hard for me not to say that.
- 1:24:30Speaker 6: I would just think I would go for the most
- 1:24:32Speaker 6: effeminate man possible. Doesn't that make sense?
- 1:24:36Speaker 5: Something ladylike, Yeah, Thailand, this is why you got to
- 1:24:40Speaker 5: go to Thailand. Scratch New Zealand.
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: Or just pop over. You're gonna be there for two weeks.
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: Just like, take a little day trip over to Thailand.
- 1:24:49Speaker 6: That's pretty far. Fuck boy and New Zealand.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: Good boy, get back over dinner.
- 1:24:55Speaker 5: This is your trip. We don't have to know about it.
- 1:24:57Speaker 6: Yeah, have fun. Anyway you went.
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: You went to England.
- 1:25:01Speaker 6: Dude. By the way, the hotels in New Zealand are expensive. Shit.
- 1:25:05Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I don't know what the fuck is going
- 1:25:07Speaker 6: on there?
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: What are you talking?
- 1:25:08Speaker 5: I should just tent it a.
- 1:25:10Speaker 6: Lot, man. I don't get it. I mean, I guess
- 1:25:12Speaker 6: I'm going at the peak tourism time of the year,
- 1:25:16Speaker 6: you know, between Christmas and the years is really in
- 1:25:19Speaker 6: the face. But I don't know. I just didn't A
- 1:25:22Speaker 6: lot of people seeing their families. Uh, it's also summer
- 1:25:26Speaker 6: there you know, I think you go to.
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: I think you just sleep on the course.
- 1:25:33Speaker 6: No, I want to be more on the South Island
- 1:25:36Speaker 6: doing like uh fucking camp, you know, fishing and hiking
- 1:25:41Speaker 6: and stuff like that. Are tent I would think about it.
- 1:25:45Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: You want to get back somewhere nice, Yeah, vacation, just
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: tent do like two nights.
- 1:25:50Speaker 6: You know what else I'm going to do. I'm going
- 1:25:52Speaker 6: to do right before I go. I'm going to do
- 1:25:54Speaker 6: the hair transplant thing.
- 1:25:56Speaker 5: What Yeah, you want a turkey?
- 1:25:59Speaker 6: No, I'm gonna do it in Boston. What Dave? Dave's
- 1:26:04Speaker 6: guy La Presty, Doctor La Presty.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: He got your guy.
- 1:26:07Speaker 6: Well, he's the guy that's done everybody.
- 1:26:09Speaker 5: I don't even think you need that.
- 1:26:10Speaker 6: That's what everyone says. But I do. M just in
- 1:26:13Speaker 6: the front here.
- 1:26:14Speaker 5: I think you could go another couple of years.
- 1:26:15Speaker 6: I don't know why. Why would I?
- 1:26:17Speaker 5: Now you're gonna be in New Zealand and you're gonna
- 1:26:19Speaker 5: be fucking why sleep?
- 1:26:21Speaker 6: I asked him how long I could until I can swim,
- 1:26:24Speaker 6: and they said saltwater four days, so I'll be fine.
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: I think this is a wrench in the trip. I
- 1:26:30Speaker 5: don't like this this is a wrinkle.
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: Have you seen the pictures of Nikki smokes right after
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: you're coming home.
- 1:26:36Speaker 6: I'm not going full I'm not going full top, not
- 1:26:38Speaker 6: going full returf. I'm going just the front here. It's
- 1:26:42Speaker 6: like a tiny little bit in the front.
- 1:26:43Speaker 5: It's never a tiny little bit, probably three inches.
- 1:26:48Speaker 6: They told me I didn't even have to shave my
- 1:26:50Speaker 6: head because it's it's it's so little right here and here.
- 1:26:54Speaker 5: I don't know how I feel. I feel about this here.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: We're probably gonna be coming back looking so fucking hot.
- 1:26:59Speaker 6: No, I think it's gonna take a while for it
- 1:27:01Speaker 6: to look normal. But I don't really care.
- 1:27:04Speaker 5: You're gonna care why it's gonna look like you just
- 1:27:07Speaker 5: scraped your knee. But instead of.
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: No one's gonna know what he looks bike, you roll
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: off a bike and roll everything.
- 1:27:18Speaker 5: I've heard from all of those dudes that did baldstool,
- 1:27:20Speaker 5: is that like the two weeks after our Hell yeah.
- 1:27:23Speaker 6: But they went to Turkey. But I think that's where
- 1:27:26Speaker 6: it's good. I'm getting a fucking American doctor who is reputable.
- 1:27:31Speaker 5: The American doctor that you're gonna have to do it
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: has done it like six times in his life. The
- 1:27:36Speaker 5: Turkey guys they do seventy a day.
- 1:27:39Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I'm thinking.
- 1:27:40Speaker 5: We pop over to Turkey. I just want to see
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: what they think. At least you don't want to get
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: the first second see if they're like because there's a
- 1:27:50Speaker 5: chance they might be like, no, you don't even need.
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: Brother, We'll go over and get some ice cream. Yeah,
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: from try.
- 1:27:59Speaker 6: Problem being open about this, by the way, I think it.
- 1:28:01Speaker 6: I think it's I think maybe I'm wrong, but I
- 1:28:04Speaker 6: think this has been destigmatized on the same level that
- 1:28:08Speaker 6: botox has for women, which is to say that everybody
- 1:28:11Speaker 6: does it, literally everyone, and uh it's pretty non invasive.
- 1:28:17Speaker 6: I think that procedure has come a long.
- 1:28:19Speaker 5: Way, definitely, but it still looks crazy.
- 1:28:23Speaker 6: Well that's why I'm going to be in New Zealand
- 1:28:25Speaker 6: by myself wearing a hat.
- 1:28:27Speaker 5: And I think you're gonna be wearing a hat.
- 1:28:30Speaker 6: They told me I can dude, I'm telling you.
- 1:28:32Speaker 5: You're gonna be wearing one of those one of those
- 1:28:34Speaker 5: like kids visors, Like the front is made of foam.
- 1:28:43Speaker 6: Something I won with tickets that fucking David Busters.
- 1:28:47Speaker 5: You're not gonna be to throw on just a just
- 1:28:50Speaker 5: a tailor made cap.
- 1:28:52Speaker 6: I think I will be I'll be home in Maine
- 1:28:55Speaker 6: for four days and then I'll fly over. Okay, so
- 1:28:59Speaker 6: by the time I get to New Zealand, it will
- 1:29:00Speaker 6: have been a week.
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: I'm actually you're you're probably gonna look so fucking sick.
- 1:29:07Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: I'm a little bit pissed.
- 1:29:09Speaker 6: It's just uh, right here in the front, it's a
- 1:29:11Speaker 6: it's it's a little noticeable. It's getting a little thinner,
- 1:29:14Speaker 6: and uh, you know, look, we're it's not it's because
- 1:29:17Speaker 6: you've only known me since I've looked this way, but
- 1:29:20Speaker 6: my hair used to be.
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: How are you gonna style it? Are you gonna spike
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: it up in front like the erminator?
- 1:29:25Speaker 5: Yeah, show off that new line.
- 1:29:27Speaker 6: That's a good question. Dude. You look on TV like
- 1:29:30Speaker 6: Tom Brady, everybody's had this done.
- 1:29:32Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I don't think there's much that Tom
- 1:29:34Speaker 5: Brady hasn't had done.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Turkey Max.
- 1:29:37Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it definitely is.
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: He was dipped in bowdroom.
- 1:29:45Speaker 5: They sucked everything out of him, or.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: They suck something everything out of someone else. Yeah, there's
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: like probably some like poor like weager Muslim who is
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: like done building the stadiums and Qatar and.
- 1:29:57Speaker 6: Just got like they they thus subs since.
- 1:30:00Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's probably like offers going out to
- 1:30:04Speaker 5: other countries, like do you want to be a part
- 1:30:05Speaker 5: of Brady?
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: Yeah, it was changed out. Papa will never see again.
- 1:30:14Speaker 6: He's just a witch drinking the fluid of young children.
- 1:30:20Speaker 6: To Keith his youth.
- 1:30:21Speaker 5: Gronk said that Brady would still be a top ten
- 1:30:23Speaker 5: QB in the League.
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: Of course. I mean Gronk probably or like contractually has
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: to say that about Brady. Brady will have people executed
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: if they don't wash him.
- 1:30:34Speaker 5: Definitely be better than Jalen the Great beat the Broncos,
- 1:30:37Speaker 5: that's for sure.
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: Yeah, right do You couldn't even beat Peyton Manny on
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: the Broncos.
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: Like he did multiple times.
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: The Peyton Manny won a Super Bowl in the Broncos.
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 1:30:45Speaker 5: I mean, of course, you know Peyton was a great player,
- 1:30:47Speaker 5: but he was no Brady.
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: You started this conversation talking about you were about to
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: talk about your young trip to England that you took.
- 1:30:55Speaker 6: Is that right?
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: Yeah, you were saying because you went as a child. Yeah,
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: going to refute my idea that they have no history
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: in England.
- 1:31:06Speaker 6: No, it was oh, it was about okay, So we
- 1:31:08Speaker 6: would go out and get drunk, very drunk. I was eighteen, yeah,
- 1:31:13Speaker 6: seventeen in the fall of my senior year, and I
- 1:31:17Speaker 6: played on the lacrosse team.
- 1:31:19Speaker 5: There, which was terrible in London.
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: In Oxford, oh wow, probably a god at that too.
- 1:31:24Speaker 6: Yeah, but they were just I mean, it's it's more
- 1:31:27Speaker 6: of a women's sport there, but they still have a
- 1:31:30Speaker 6: varsity team and there's one varsity game a year, and
- 1:31:34Speaker 6: the varsity match for all the Oxford teams is against Cambridge.
- 1:31:39Speaker 6: That's their big rival. Whenever that that's the var it's
- 1:31:42Speaker 6: called the varsity game, and most of the sports like rugby, soccer, rowing, whatever,
- 1:31:47Speaker 6: all their big things. If you're on that team in
- 1:31:50Speaker 6: that thing, you get what's called a full blue, so
- 1:31:53Speaker 6: you get these cool blazers that have the Oxford insignia,
- 1:31:56Speaker 6: and if you play in the game against Cambridge, you're
- 1:32:00Speaker 6: worded a full blue. But because lacrosse hasn't taken that seriously,
- 1:32:03Speaker 6: only two players on the men's team get awarded the
- 1:32:07Speaker 6: full blue. Unfortunately, I wasn't there for that, so I
- 1:32:09Speaker 6: don't even know why I brought it up. But we
- 1:32:12Speaker 6: would go out, we would do. We would do mixers
- 1:32:14Speaker 6: with like the women's sports teams, like the women's volleyball teams,
- 1:32:17Speaker 6: and we would go to these like Indian restaurants that
- 1:32:19Speaker 6: were byob and get super banged up. I'm seventeen years
- 1:32:23Speaker 6: old drinking age in England, I think seventeen. And then
- 1:32:27Speaker 6: we would go after our dinner down to these like
- 1:32:31Speaker 6: half night club bullshit places that were so fun and
- 1:32:34Speaker 6: we would drink double vodka energies because we couldn't afford
- 1:32:39Speaker 6: the red bull. Yeah. So they had this energy energy,
- 1:32:42Speaker 6: that's all it was. It was on tap. So and
- 1:32:46Speaker 6: I have like six or seven of them, you know,
- 1:32:48Speaker 6: and my heart would be fucking exploding this way.
- 1:32:51Speaker 5: I don't drink energy. Why you don't drink energy, Yeah.
- 1:32:56Speaker 6: But we do double double vodka energy and energy is crazy.
- 1:33:01Speaker 6: It was crazy. But after the nightclub thing, which is
- 1:33:05Speaker 6: always on like a Wednesday or something, we would go out.
- 1:33:08Speaker 6: We'd walk home and they always had these chip chip
- 1:33:12Speaker 6: trucks which were like you'd order chips and cheese. That
- 1:33:16Speaker 6: was the late night drunk food, and it would just
- 1:33:17Speaker 6: be a big pile of French fries on top of
- 1:33:20Speaker 6: which was melted cheese and then they put tons of
- 1:33:23Speaker 6: different sauces on it. Some ketchup sounds. Oh my god, dude,
- 1:33:27Speaker 6: sounds incredible. It was unbelievable, which is why I'm sad
- 1:33:30Speaker 6: that you didn't need proper chips with your fish and chips.
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: That's all right, England. I feel like a lot of
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: people in England love to complain about like immigration. They're like,
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: we're losing the infrastructure of our country or whatever, like
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: they need as much immigration as possible just so they
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: could get some decent food in there.
- 1:33:49Speaker 6: Yeah. They all of their best food is Indian food.
- 1:33:54Speaker 6: All the best restaurants in London, I'm pretty sure are
- 1:33:56Speaker 6: Indian restaurants, and people say it's the best Indian food
- 1:33:59Speaker 6: in the world there.
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: And even if you look up like the best restaurants
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: and like I'm looking in like shortitch, it's like Vietnamese restaurants,
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: Thai restaurants, Italian restaurants, American barbecue restaurants. Now that is
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: like pumping their frogs. They're all frogs over there.
- 1:34:17Speaker 5: Frogs. Fraud is a I went to Europe when I
- 1:34:22Speaker 5: was in high school senior as well. What musical Chicago, Yeah,
- 1:34:26Speaker 5: and no, I went I went to Rome and France
- 1:34:31Speaker 5: and we did the same. I just got ship faced.
- 1:34:34Speaker 5: You would have like thirty minutes or we'd have like
- 1:34:35Speaker 5: an hour of free time. We'd be in like the
- 1:34:37Speaker 5: center of Paris and me Bo and Matt would go
- 1:34:40Speaker 5: to like dominoes. We'd find just like an American like
- 1:34:43Speaker 5: place that no one would go because we weren't allowed
- 1:34:45Speaker 5: to drink, and we would just get shit faced. And
- 1:34:48Speaker 5: then we would go back and meet up with the
- 1:34:49Speaker 5: group and we'd go on the rest of our tours
- 1:34:51Speaker 5: and we'd be hammered.
- 1:34:52Speaker 6: And you never got in trouble and they never found out. Dude,
- 1:34:54Speaker 6: that's so wild, because there was a trip in my
- 1:34:56Speaker 6: high school. I didn't go. Yeah, a bunch of people did,
- 1:34:58Speaker 6: and they all got found out and they were all suspended.
- 1:35:01Speaker 5: People would get in a ton of trouble. We were
- 1:35:03Speaker 5: just we were pretty good with it. Also, I think
- 1:35:05Speaker 5: they probably knew and just didn't say anything. That's nice
- 1:35:07Speaker 5: because it's probably more of a hassle for them than
- 1:35:09Speaker 5: it is for us.
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: Want to snitch or like the chaperones would probably bomb themselves. Yeah,
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: they couldn't even tell. You know how, when you get
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: so drunk, you don't even realize if anybody else's drunk
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: or sober at all, they were probably out of their gore.
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: That's the only reason to go on one of those trips, dude.
- 1:35:26Speaker 5: That would happen in in every they would do the
- 1:35:29Speaker 5: trips every year, there would be like three of them,
- 1:35:31Speaker 5: and every year someone would get like arrested, yeah in
- 1:35:36Speaker 5: like in like Paris, and they'd just be like at
- 1:35:39Speaker 5: a prison in Paris, like a seventeen year old American child.
- 1:35:43Speaker 5: What's the name of that famous prison in the Bastille, Yeah,
- 1:35:47Speaker 5: taking a night at the bast Still. Yeah, all right, nice, good,
- 1:35:54Speaker 5: good stuff. We'd see you guys on Thursday. I'll be
- 1:35:58Speaker 5: in New York City this weekend four show. You already
- 1:36:01Speaker 5: said that, but always had a website dot com reminding them.
- 1:36:03Speaker 6: I'm in San Diego all weekend Thursday, Friday, Saturday at
- 1:36:06Speaker 6: American Comedy Company, and then Austin. I'll be at Cap
- 1:36:10Speaker 6: City in November and Boston at Left Boston to round
- 1:36:15Speaker 6: out the year. Tickets at punch Up dot Live slash.
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