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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: Deuce fuck crap, Oh crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 4: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Queen City's.
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  Speaker 3: Favorite morning tandem, Mac and Bone random crap, Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's get into some random crap here, Bony.
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  Speaker 3: Let's start with, uh, with your story that you found.
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea this happened. A major sports update?
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  Speaker 3: What could this be?
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  Speaker 1: Tell?
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  Speaker 2: Tell the city of Charlotte, Bone, Mac. You know Joey Chesta,
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  Speaker 2: he was here. He's on a tour right now of
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  Speaker 2: different stadiums, mostly minor league baseball stuff. He's doing various competitions,
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  Speaker 2: and last night at a Lake Country Dockhounds game, Joey
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  Speaker 2: Chesnutt lost a tater tot eating contest to two fans,
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  Speaker 2: and a lot of people are wondering, Oh, my god,
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  Speaker 2: is Chestnuts starting to lose it a little bit here?
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  Speaker 2: Or does this happen often? And we just don't know
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  Speaker 2: when he loses these things?
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  Speaker 3: So this is like, what this is similar to what
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  Speaker 3: he did to Charlotte FC match Yeah yeah, yeah, where
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  Speaker 3: he did the hot dog eating contest with the two
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  Speaker 3: random fans. This also could be a It could be
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  Speaker 3: a scripted thing too, where they let the fans win
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  Speaker 3: or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I mean. I think he got
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  Speaker 2: the twitter the videos up, I quote tweeted it. Also,
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  Speaker 2: the hound, the mascot is in his face the entire time.
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  Speaker 2: How can you consume that amount of Tater Tots with
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  Speaker 2: this giant hound mascot yelling at you the entire.
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  Speaker 3: Face? Buddy, you think there was obstruction? There was obstruction.
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  Speaker 3: The results should be thrown out.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he did losing some random people though. It
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  Speaker 2: wasn't like he was in that major eating circuit here.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if I wonder if this was WW style scripted,
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  Speaker 3: because clearly if the game Fitty and I were at
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  Speaker 3: the Atlanta game, it was a whole scripted thing. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you know, so, I don't know what they ever do
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  Speaker 3: a script where he loses. I wouldn't think so. But
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you this though, if you're a Wisconsin based
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  Speaker 3: minor league baseball and it could be some big boys
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  Speaker 3: from Wisconsin like former Wisconsin o' lineman back in the
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  Speaker 3: day that could just eat the hell out of some tots.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know, but I know this, if you're
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  Speaker 3: those two guys, you're going to brag about that for
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  Speaker 3: the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 5: Good thing it wasn't a Beard Dricken con because I'd
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  Speaker 5: have been Romo.
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  Speaker 2: It's your own guy.
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  Speaker 3: I know, Fitty's done with it. Fitty's trying to prove
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  Speaker 3: to us he's done with Romo. Man though he's like CBS,
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  Speaker 3: he's done with Romo. How about this? You know we
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  Speaker 3: always love the fast food news. How about Chick fil
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  Speaker 3: a Bone. On August twenty fourth, they will start selling
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  Speaker 3: nationwide their chicken and waffles sandwiches and their s'mores shakes. Bony,
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  Speaker 3: I have more interest in the first that I wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: eat the second. But the chicken and waffles sandwich really
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  Speaker 3: caught my eye. And yeah, it is a make sure
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  Speaker 3: I got to write up here correct. It is maple waffles,
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  Speaker 3: honey butter. Anytime honey Butter's at it, it goes up
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  Speaker 3: a level. Maple waffles, honey butter, apple wood bacon, and
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  Speaker 3: then of course the the fley of chicken. There I'm
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  Speaker 3: ac for some reason. I'm not sure why. I've never
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  Speaker 3: had chicken and waffles together before. I'm not sure why
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  Speaker 3: I have what. I don't know, it's just it's a
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  Speaker 3: miss on my part. It's such a great combo, isn't
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  Speaker 3: it fit?
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  Speaker 2: But yet I look at sometimes I just google pictures
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  Speaker 2: of them and I look at them, but I've never
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  Speaker 2: actually had them.
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  Speaker 3: And I need that syrup to get on my chicken. Man,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I need my chicken glazed
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  Speaker 3: with some syrup, don't we all?
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  Speaker 5: God?
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  Speaker 2: That's good. I cannot wait for that sandwich themores shakes out.
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  Speaker 2: They've also got smorts flavored coffee coming as well.
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  Speaker 3: Done that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a coffee drinker.
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  Speaker 3: But to those of you that are, which is everybody
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  Speaker 3: but me, go ahead and enjoy.
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  Speaker 2: Yourselfer it'll be. He's so good to last for some more.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, Oh, look at you.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even keep track of all the singers that
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  Speaker 3: are that are being thrown out here on the radio
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  Speaker 3: airwaves right now. Now. We like eating, and you can
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  Speaker 3: tell right we get text all the time. Mat all
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  Speaker 3: y'all talk about is food, food, and football. Maybe sir,
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  Speaker 3: give us that, but we have found somebody bone that
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  Speaker 3: also likes some breakfast food. Listen to Tom Brady's on
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  Speaker 3: Shack's podcast and Tom Brady tells a story about training
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  Speaker 3: with Peyton Manning in the summer, and listen to this.
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  Speaker 3: This made me like Peyton Manning even more and realize
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  Speaker 3: that this is yet another reason why I like Peyton
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  Speaker 3: Manning so much better than Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to this.
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  Speaker 6: This is like twenty ten, okay. And I was like, listen,
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  Speaker 6: I've been in the league ten years.
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  Speaker 2: I called Peyton.
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  Speaker 6: It was off season. I was like, listen, I love lets.
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  Speaker 6: Let's me and you get together. I've learned from all
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  Speaker 6: the other quarterback coaches. Why don't me and you sit
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  Speaker 6: down and talk football for three days? Like He's like,
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  Speaker 6: let's do it. Come to my place in Tennessee. I
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  Speaker 6: fly down to Tennessee. Peyton and I spent like all
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  Speaker 6: the time. We work out together, we play golf together,
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  Speaker 6: we we ride jet skis together at his house and
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  Speaker 6: of course for eating meals. So he sits down for
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  Speaker 6: breakfast and I'm like, hey, you know so and so is ready.
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  Speaker 6: They come into this old cabin, Miss Rady, what do
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  Speaker 6: you want to eat? I'm like, I'll take you know,
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  Speaker 6: oatmeal and you know, two scrambled eggs. And I said,
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  Speaker 6: they're like, Peyton, what do you want? He's like, I
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  Speaker 6: want biscuits, gravy, three pancakes, six six bacons. I want
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  Speaker 6: three sausages.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you.
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  Speaker 6: Eat all that, you know, and I was like the
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  Speaker 6: southern boy with all the good help and for the
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  Speaker 6: comfort food. And then I was like a totally different
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 5: Was there any part of you that wanted to try
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  Speaker 5: that in your three days with him?
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing I don't have to.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, nah, I don't want them the way I
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  Speaker 6: feel after.
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  Speaker 2: That, Oh, he'll be sleeping the whole afternoon, I would be.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, that's that's pretty cool that after three
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowls tom Brady still was going to spentile just
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  Speaker 2: rival to pick his brain. So that part of it,
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  Speaker 2: that's cool for both of the ball I love that.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty cool. But Mac the common man, the man
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  Speaker 2: of the people. Peyton Manning went again like to have
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  Speaker 2: some avocado done.
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  Speaker 3: Some we can't relate to tom Brady, and tom Brady
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  Speaker 3: is like, he's not even a human, Like you have
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  Speaker 3: no desire to eat anything like that, and Peyton Manning's
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  Speaker 3: chowing down and still bawling out during the season.
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  Speaker 4: That's I love that, You're right, that's more of a
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  Speaker 4: relatable man.
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  Speaker 2: Shaq was the one making noises in the background.
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  Speaker 3: It was excited, by the way, speaking of being excited
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  Speaker 3: about food details, multiple people texting about the Metro Diner
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  Speaker 3: chicken and waffles that they say you should try, Boney,
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  Speaker 3: I need to chicken and waffles with some hot sauce
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  Speaker 3: and syrup.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting little sweet and hot going on area.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm not a hot sauce guy. I'm not a
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  Speaker 2: hot sauce guy, but maybe I need to branch out
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. I need to try or at least
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  Speaker 2: at least to get that syrup involved into chicken and waffles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good man, all right. Anyway, let's move along, Bone,
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  Speaker 3: Let's move along. Kid shall wait to Bill Simmons. I
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  Speaker 3: never really thought of Bill Simmons and Fitty Bone as
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  Speaker 3: having a lot in common, but yesterday a clip from
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  Speaker 3: Bill simmons podcast went viral, and I'll be damned if
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  Speaker 3: him and Fiddy might be the only two people bone
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  Speaker 3: to share this distinction in America.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to this. Well, as you know from driving with me,
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  Speaker 4: I never buckle it and I just wait a minute
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  Speaker 4: until it stops doing the noise.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you don't buckle your seatbell ever.
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  Speaker 4: Man, not really, that's a terrible I know. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: proud of it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not proud of it.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't like see Natty no listen.
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  Speaker 4: I know I'll get skewered.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a bad example.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll put them on. If I'm going, like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: ninety five in the highway, I might throw.
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  Speaker 1: It down there.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, that's a whole other pot.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Makes Fitty told us this recently that he never uses seatbelt.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand. I don't even notice it's there after
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  Speaker 2: a few seconds. Why don't you get used to wearing it?
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  Speaker 3: I remember way back in the day when it became
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  Speaker 3: a law, and I'm like, okay, I gotta wear this
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  Speaker 3: every time. At first, you kind of like, man, this
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  Speaker 3: thing's annoying. But after a while, it's just it's like
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  Speaker 3: you said, it's just there and you don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get to the Fitty part of this, here's
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  Speaker 2: here's what I'm concerned about. Mac. Do you remember the
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  Speaker 2: story of who Bill Simmons drove from his house to
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  Speaker 2: the hotel at the All Star break thirty minutes? Our man?
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  Speaker 2: Did he drive conkor Nipple with no zeatbelt on? I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you right now, I bet con better have been
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  Speaker 2: buckled up.
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  Speaker 4: Con.
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  Speaker 3: I need to know did you follow your uncle Bill
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  Speaker 3: and do what he did? Because he's not a good
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  Speaker 3: example for you, young man. I need you buckling up.
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  Speaker 4: Sherry. Ain't gonna let you not buckle.
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  Speaker 2: You can't have Bill d or superstar around in him now, fitddy,
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  Speaker 2: what's your reasoning behind I've never understood this, this rationale.
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  Speaker 5: Just the same as Bill Simmons.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care for it.
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  Speaker 2: And my truck is old enough.
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  Speaker 5: Like your newer vehicles, the the seat belt alarm is
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  Speaker 5: gonna buzz until you you have no choice but to
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  Speaker 5: click it in. My truck is old enough that it
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  Speaker 5: only does it after I go so far down the
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  Speaker 5: road and then it just it disappears.
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  Speaker 2: It also disappears when you buckle in, so I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, unfortunately, you may disappear if you drive around getting
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  Speaker 3: the wreck without a seat belt like I'm like worried
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  Speaker 3: about you.
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  Speaker 2: Fitty be worried about me.
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  Speaker 3: I try not to be like the radio station dad
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  Speaker 3: to some of you guys.
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  Speaker 4: I try to not to bring that energy.
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  Speaker 3: Plus, I got my hands full enough with the two
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  Speaker 3: youngsters at the house.
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  Speaker 2: You're a to Dad's progressive commercial.
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  Speaker 4: But like, don't you feel like bone?
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  Speaker 3: We need to do an intervention here, like fit you
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  Speaker 3: got a buckle, baby, it's.
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  Speaker 2: There to help save your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Like a little uncomfortable whatever I'm trying, uncomfortableness, uncomfortable. That's
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  Speaker 3: what being uncomfortable in a car like pales in comparison
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  Speaker 3: to get seriously hurt.
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  Speaker 5: We drive safe and you don't have to worry about it.
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  Speaker 4: That's my mom drive like crap. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Well you know does your dad know this?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was on the phone with I actually
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  Speaker 5: got a ticket two years ago in front of this
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  Speaker 5: is going to tie into a great story earlier. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: in front of the Old Boston Market in Matthews. I
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  Speaker 5: got pulled over because I have a seatbelt on. I
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  Speaker 5: got one hundred and eighty dollars. Fine, you think I
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  Speaker 5: wear my seatbelt?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's another thing. You don't want it to cost
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  Speaker 4: your money.
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  Speaker 3: I know where the cops are, baby, because Daddy fit
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  Speaker 3: not tell you you're a dumb ass.
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  Speaker 2: You know where the cops are at all times.
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  Speaker 5: I know where on the roads that I travel, I
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  Speaker 5: know where they like to hang out, and when I
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  Speaker 5: get close, I pop it on.
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  Speaker 3: I am backcassed by the spot right off. I'm begging
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  Speaker 3: Mecklenburg County, Union County. Somebody humbled his dude, and get him,
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  Speaker 3: all right. He thinks he's onto y'all. He think he
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: is onto y'all's game. Somebody get him.
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  Speaker 5: Did those cops on blamellow Bolts?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, you can.
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  Speaker 4: You can try to humble me. It ain't gonna happen.
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  Speaker 5: There's no humbling to fit dog when he starts.
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  Speaker 3: Barking anyway, all right, so let me let me come clean.
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  Speaker 3: Here's people are all over fitty. There's something yesterday, Bone
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  Speaker 3: where people looked at me like I had an issue Yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: The Panthers are playing. You know a bunch of different
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  Speaker 3: music at practice. A lot of it is rap music,
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  Speaker 3: and I haven't really followed rap music Bone in a
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  Speaker 3: couple of decades. You're a big l O cool J guy.
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  Speaker 3: I did like yellow cool J back in the day,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't. I'm like, who's this guy's? Guy's got
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  Speaker 3: a weird sounding voice, and it was Little Wayne. I
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  Speaker 3: had never heard Lil Wayne rap in my life, and
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  Speaker 3: everybody could not believe it?
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  Speaker 4: Is that bad? Is that lame?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's not a good one.
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  Speaker 4: Now did you that good? Look?
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  Speaker 2: Now that's what's worth that? Or when I called him
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  Speaker 2: with the Wayne that one day? Yeah, that's right up
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  Speaker 2: there too. But like so you could identify Low Wayne. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a different sound, but yeah I could. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: definitely a weird sound. I'm not like the biggest fan,
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  Speaker 2: but I could. I could figure out who he is.
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  Speaker 4: Is that?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 4: Is that an all time old white moment for me? Fitty?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I would figure But what kind of music does Little
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  Speaker 5: Mac listen to? Because I don't think Little Max, you know, listen.
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  Speaker 3: Bunch of much a rap noise. I know he does
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  Speaker 3: appreciate grunge, drives noise, just.
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  Speaker 5: At some point you would have gotten crumped to at
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  Speaker 5: least one or two, like six foot seven foot, like
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  Speaker 5: that was my eighth that was my seventh.
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  Speaker 4: I listen to that dude's music. I can tell you
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: that right now. Great text from Rachel.
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: She said, I cannot find a woman to take to
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  Speaker 5: the bedroom across from my mama.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm dead through a windshield there.
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  Speaker 3: Chel to sell your text lines trying to tell you,
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: come on, fit, come on.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: When you were on a date, you better and you're
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  Speaker 2: driving you and she's with you, you better buckle up,
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  Speaker 2: my pad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, I want her to know that she's dating
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  Speaker 5: a badass.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: God, we have specific officers by the way that are
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: vowing to get Fitty and teach him a lesson.
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  Speaker 2: They've now got a bounty on him. Oh god, bounty.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Oh man, We're gonna boom, We're gonna radio parent this knucklehead.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna teach this eggs