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#401 We Don't TIO EZONE the Same W/ SCUMBAGS · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Good morning, Good morning. We don't smoke the same famouture boy extra marks
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  spot and uh just letting y'all know right off the bat this video, this
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  clip was edited out. The Zone was on a sick one, six sick
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  one. He was nozzing it up. The second I got to the studio
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  he said some mild shit. We had to edit out. Shout out to
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  scumbacks for putting up with us. It was a crazy, crazy episode,
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  trust me on a sick one. The homing ea Zone on a sick one.
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  We called him deal Zone. At the end of it, he was
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  like, I can't even beat time. That was the zone. So we
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  edited a little bit of the video out, so if it starts midway you
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  dot com for all the events right. Oh, also, swarm, what's
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  That's right, swarm, come on for twenty bucks and I'm sending them
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  bitches out, so put me to work. Come on, let's go.
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  Sorry for this long ass PSA, but how to let y'all know it was
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  a crazy episode. Deal zone in the building, scumbags in the building,
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  let's run in, let's go. Showed up with a bat. He was
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  like, you're a beat back, one of least no food. Don't know
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  what do you mean. I've been here, I lived, I lived in
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  the gated community a lot of my life, though I don't get treated like
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  that. Fuck at it here, nice man. I don't know with my
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  shoulder with this. When my brother was fucking having a girlfriend and uh come
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  and try to reclaim her place a little dodger bat. I don't know if
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  it was a nigga uh dodger beater, but like I know for sure,
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  like it was a random one, and I know for sure. She hit
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  me in my shoulder. And then I sit on Vix May Vix on a
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  Spriday, put me Vix. And then my mother was all like, come
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  on you know, how old are you, like twelve or maybe like they
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  don't post on my shoulder like this one. I was like, no,
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  that was more than that. That was yeah hit with this one, but
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  like you hit people with this one, right, Yeah, I hope does
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  bring back. But brother, I want to how did you get how you
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  start sponsoring fucking boxers though, Like that's a real question, Like you didn't
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  even go into it. Oh, I started first the first box Your homie
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  is just your random now you're random homie, but you know an acquaintance about
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  your merch or what The first boxer I will give stuff to it abnir modis
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  you know antics. I still I know him now because of your page.
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  Yeah, but I didn't, Yeah, shout out to him. I will
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  give him merch he started wearing that. Then I wouldn't give a boxers too.
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  And then one of the homies, the first guy that I made an
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  outfit for what's coming back with Ira Luna from from My from No he's Mexican
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  by thinking Mexican, but that's what what what's his record is? He's still
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  going star? Like I mean, do you so sponsor him? Like I
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  was just asking because I was the second. After that, he thought one
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  more time that Sam, what got a collar? Hello? Hello, color
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  type dog? Thank you for colling. We don't smoke the same podcast.
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  I can't put his word. Hey, what's her name? Homie? And
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  what's up? Forty two? What's her name? Dog? Is key Keith
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  keen? Or you guys are talking about kee? Keep hearing that ship from
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  the dog eat k Hey? Hey, I eyes like he's like kids that
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  ship you smoke? What's up? Do? How forty two? Let's keeping
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  forty two? Or read your nose? Oh, what's going on? Dog?
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  What's going on? What I was just I just wanted to tell you
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  foes about one time the homies got jumped with the bat right here forty two
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  the story about Zone getting beat up back with the back with the origin nose.
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  So so we used to fucking go to school down the street from the
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  fucking p days. And one day the homie was going down, uh like
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  to fucking little teachers and the bike. This foon was going to little seats
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  and the bike. And I guess this fool got jumped for his bike,
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  but like this was a bat, so they fucked him up with the bat.
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  And I was like, you know, I heard about it and then
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  like in the morning, and then I ended up seeing that fool, you
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  know later in the day, and I was like, damn this sus and
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  coaches. I didn't know, you know, it's like, damn the sucking
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  my dad, you know, like like he's still going to school. What
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  do you think? What do you think would have been harder for that or
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  afore going home on a bike with pizza. So I can't go on,
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  I can't go grab pizza on the ship. That ship, that fool was.
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  I had a challenging day that day. And then he got the pizza.
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  Did you know where they get Beata and laid out pizza ba Honestly,
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  I like, you know, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, And
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  that was That's what Wait, there's a following pressure. There's a follower pressure
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  by what we want that pizza river. I used to go to like fucking
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  like backyard like punk shows and you know, Scarshal and ship like that,
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  like in the team like, we don't have to swooz backyard, We're just
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  going Where did you go to the gigs? Affon climber climber right there?
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  I don't know, yeah, oh, you know that ship. It's a
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  small world and they might know this pool. Fucking anyways, we're in the
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  fucking uh in the pit and this woods like uh, this who's just standing
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  there and crutches on the edge like a dumb ast you know what I'm saying,
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  Like, why are you? Why the fuck are you? Like you
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  know, you can even put your hands, like, why are you on
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  the age person that was in the with the crutching that on that real punk
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  rock straight up that fools bike on the ring of that. But he's on
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  the ring of that ship. He's not like he's not in that bitch.
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  But anyways, the tallhomie he gets tossed bo and he's not even looking.
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  And that who just lines on his fucking broken leg. God right then up
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  like he book and ship while he was already like because they they pretty much
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  broke this from blades when they jumped them. I hope you have assurance.
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  I hope he does to you have come back. Let it call some bullship.
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  I see you bold dogs dangerous as medical. That's a dangerous with that
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  assurance. Hey you heard that faggot ass medical. Give me that fucking stupid
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  ass, fucking little sign medical faggot ass medical. All right, thank you
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  for calling man my shan player, for calling watch out. Don't beat them
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  on the bike hole you know it. Don't be late, don't be right
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  next collar next collar? R when when they when it comes, it comes?
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  Man? That what she said? Yeah, that's exactly right. Power
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  of Look be right, need a beer? Remember that song other one,
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  don't be scared? And it was like, this is the power. I'm
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  sorry, guys, what's going on? We got the deal, flavor,
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  he's the dog at the homie. You need a bump, You need a
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  bump. You got as much as I don't want you to do cocaine,
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  like right now, bumps and very you don't need a bomb. He can.
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  He also doesn't need nods though, sugar. If you don't hit the
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  j, if you what if he has the bump, boss, hit the
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  j damn Nah. But we don't even give me the We don't have We
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  don't even have cocaine anyway. I don't even have cocaine on me. What
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  do you mean? Just stays at the just stays at the house. Give
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  me the coke. I'll do right now. You know, in a matter
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  of minutes, it's back to the whole town down. So I gotta ask
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  you. I know you live in like downtown, downtown, downtown crazy during
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  the holidays. It was creating Halloween. That ship was wild and Halloween.
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  Yeah, like all of Halloween, or like the whole week, like the
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  three days before it and then Halloween. Like we just saw crazy ships for
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  getting jumped. A lot of violence, those hell of ship. The cops
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  arresting the wrong guy. There was some food doing violence, and then the
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  cops came violence exactly, there's some food. He was arguing with some gay
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  dudes and you know, and then my home don't play foods. He didn't
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  want to fight. He didn't want to fight those foods. And then like
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  he left, he came back to that. You know, my boys don't
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  play food. Come on, dog. Then what happened, and that fool
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  came back to the crowd and he hit a girl. He smacked the go
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  on the back of the head. They chased them, they jumped them.
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  There was a dog involved. The dogs started biting the food. The cops.
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  Someone hit the dog. I know someone hit the dog too. Yeah,
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  no, because this foo got on the phone. He was on the
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  phone right talking to somebody like Hey, bro, I just got jump right
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  now, dog, I just gotta jump. But I put hands on that
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  dog. I put hands on that dog, and I was like my mom,
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  man that the dog, the dog won the fire. I saw the
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  dog wait, but that fo fucking left. I mean that foo stayed that
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  the cops came, they didn't arrest them. Cops left, and then he
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  hit another another homeless woman. That same guy hit another homeless woman. He
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  told her some ship had the video he thought that bitch, and that bitch
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  ran off. The cops came and arrested some other guy like that was that
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  he was gonna fight with next. So they arrested that guy and that food
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  that was hitting the women. He just walked away in front of the cops
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  and then they thirty minutes later they started trying to look from and then they
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  brought back the guy. They arrested some random guy that arrested. They brought
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  him back to that same corner. Ten minutes later, they arrested that same
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  guy again. They started searching them again and arrested them again. So why
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  do you live there? Like because every day you put daily drama, Like
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  not every day, but every two days, I click, I go through
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  your back page. I see I see ass working, I see titties.
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  After I call it this, I see the usual. Somebody's gotta pick this
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  up because I'm fucked up pecking that. We're picking. We're trying. We're
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  trying. Stuff Hill, We're good, yo, stuff player. How you
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  doing? Welcome to We don't smoke the sample. This is actually he's on.
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  He's ons over there filling it up his tank, and I gotta come
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  back here. What's up? He's onso in the building, Ladies and gentlemen.
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  It's the hot Dog flavored Nos Balloon and the Hot Talk flavors star fish.
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  All right, I got a question for sumebacks. Last last time I
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  called, uh, I was all geeked up, and I talked about my
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  baby mama that's with my brother rewind. Can you repeat that again, please?
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  Player? Walk Yeah, my baby mama is with my brother, a
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  baby with the fool. Your baby mama is. So we're going to court
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  and ship here again. Your baby mama is with your brother. Yeah,
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  crazy, go keep going, all right, So this bitch is taking me
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  to court again. So she's got a new house and she could take the
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  kids and ship. So now this bitch don't have no money, and I'm
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  buying her new baby fucking formula and ship and I ain't got a job.
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  Your hero your hero though here the baby has no no shame, So like
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  at the end't day like the baby has no shame. So that's you know,
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  that's my that's my family member. That's you know, when you say
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  a new baby, is that your nephew. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  technically it is dog. If you you do math, if you do the
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  family math, cat human, you're a cool uncle. No. Yeah,
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  So I'm saying, like, no shame in that, So what's the question
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  or what Also, I don't want to you know, if the lawyers bring
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  it up ship, I'm going to be like, you know you have to
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  do I'm fucking supporting their house and buying ship for their house a lawyer that
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  you're you're a good a good da and a great uncle at the same time.
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  Listen, Well, yeah, I've had the kids since they've been born
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  me and they've never been in another house. She's just me with one dude,
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  and I kicked her out and then she ended up being with my brother
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  and apparently she was with him once we were already married, like one year
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  married and then find out like five years and you know. See that's why
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  I'm telling you guys. Yeah, ship bro, y'all need to stop being
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  in a relationship and just fuck these holes. Keep fucking more holes after that,
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  my boy. No, So, my boy, I got a question,
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  really, no, No, I love to see the tables turn.
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  Last time I called in and I was fucking rocked out my mind. Now
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  the zones on a sick one. Hey, but what about I got a
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  question, my boy, Because you just said she's a piece of ship.
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  It does sounding she is, But I always want to ask this, did
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  you see red flags and not see it because she's fine? Were you delusional?
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  Because it must have been red flags? Like, there's some females that
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  don't gotta be like this. You can't ruin it for all of us,
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  dog, because I still want to look. You have kids, you know,
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  so many drugs back in the day. You feel me and then she
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  put up with me, But no that met me weed and hold on.
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  You could be a litter as you want, player that gives her no reason
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  to go fuck your brother. Yeah, straight up. You could be lit
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  now for like four years, you know, but you could be geeked up
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  as she could cheat, but not cheat like that. You don't. I
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  don't know, dog shot for real? Dam Are you still cool with your
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  brother like and Loki? You guys still have a beer? Are you'll still
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  sucking the same bitch? I mean, we still talk about UFC and ship.
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  But nah, man, he's always he's always picked up my fucking trash,
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  you know what I mean, so he can have a habit type of
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  shit, the USC. But yeah, is the third time it happened.
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  But I'll talk about my baby mommy, you know, talk about USC also
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  other ones, fifty chicks you know. Yeah, bro, I'm sorry to
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  hear that, but no, dude, I'm on the real though, And
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  shout out to you for being like not a cool I'm not trying to be
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  funny, but like, shout out to you because like, at the end
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  of the day, it's not that baby's fault. And if that baby needs
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  to eat it, it don't looks like you're buying it extra ship. Dog
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  you said, formula, that's not that's I don't even a shame that that
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  shouts to your dog. I would felt like a dickhead if I didn't,
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  you know what I mean. They're the bigger person. You're obviously on the
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  bigger person. The whole situation is the bigger person. They don't have the
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  fucking money is because they're taking me to court in the first twenty fucking stupid
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  ruined my thanksgiving, You know what I mean, Like, hey man,
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  we gotta have separate ship with the family. It's fucked. But at least
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  said, you know, yeah, shout out to you the kids and I'm
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  sober and ship. Yeah, hey man, I'm gonna tell you one thing.
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  You're sober now, don't fall into some ship like that again. Choose.
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  Choose your women widely. They're all hose. Thank you for calling player.
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  We appreciate you. Thank you for being subscriber to the show Man.
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  Let's do it. Appreciate you keep fucking bitch with your brother. You have
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  a brother, Yeah, has that ever happened? Has your brother? You're
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  asked him? My brothers with your brother? Have you guys ever hooked up
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  with the same chick? Maybe stream stripper? We know the limit. No,
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  I don't like bitch like I do like he likes more. He said,
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  he settled down. He says, I'm too wild. He always says,
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  like them, you're away trying to funk out the bitches, which is
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  true. That don't work. No Blue Choe. Sorry for the sponsor,
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  but it's all good. They already the Blue show that gets hard to you.
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  You're young still, you're young. The same for everybody. He's on
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  fool Dog. How old are you see? You keep saying that, but
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  then you don't want to Clay age thirty eight. You're young, you're young.
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  Blue choose for like forty five because we get to your fifties. I
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  think Blue Choo just for the food that turn up and get drunk, because
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  when I'm drunk as hard to get hard and you also shout out to you,
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  I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, he don't be you're yawning. He's
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  yarn and he needs a bump. He needs a bump bumping you yon,
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  bump it up. No, no, no, no, but no,
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  but sh like four times hey, but shout out to comeback on the road.
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  Though. The reason like he's like, oh I don't need Blue Choo.
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  He do. He does Fox and finite bitches. Go check out his
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  Instagram. He's boning up. I'm also just assuming I'm over here. People's
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  comeback, assuming like, oh, she's on her Instagram and then he's all
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  said it to me like things come back, hate them, like come on
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  dogs, comeback that phone? None, it all over, that bitch is
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  back with the jersey. Can I be honest with you? What's up?
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  Like? How often do you close those? So I don't close those deals?
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  But such of that, I do funk behind the ones that I don't
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  post up because don't want you my knuckles to be following. Oh yeah,
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  we followed. I know that the ones that I don't hit, it's out
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  there, get it, attacking, attacking, attack, they're the one that
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  I want to fuck from it. Not talking no no, no, no,
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  no hold on. But once we're done attacking, to fucking dog,
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  let's go yo dog. You know what's funny. There was some chick that
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  I that I met and I knew from Miami. At one point, I
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  was like, why the funk is that bitch for? Just come back merch?
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  And I was like, did this for boner? Are we asking my
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  brothers who Miami blonde hair come back? Okay? I really even told these
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  and I was like, Yo, don't tapping that ship from Miami like I
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  was, I don't want the big booty, right, yeah, big booty.
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  Yeah, yeah, I went out after her. I just don't want
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  to mention her name, but you don't. I'm talking about she buys merchant
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  her and her best friend buys merged for me. So not I haven't hit,
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  but hopefully when I go to Miami, that's coming with shout to blue
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  Choo, Bluetoo, blue Choo, mash the Miami bitches. Have you been
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  in Miami? Yeah, it was there a few times. It's a different
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  game. Huh. Yeah. I feel they gotta be rich over there and
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  over here over there. You gotta you gotta be able floss a flass for
• 20:17
  sure. Like my teeth not too dark. You can't have dirty. I
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  went to the club then there and it's like, damn, you gotta have
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  a chain or something. Yeah, like how everyone's got these big old chains.
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  Not like like they're not scared to get it robbed. They're like,
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  hey, we all got it. Who you gonna steal? Whoa? This
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  was a gun? Of course? Who has clocking a gun? I have?
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  Look what funny is he does? Oh don't say that, I will
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  get it. We have no more other collar. Hey? That was that
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  was That was a good call. That was a little call, bro.
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  That was wild. I hope you didn't make that up. I mean,
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  I hope you made that up because it's kind of crazy, you know,
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  like because I don't want fake callers. But I was like, yeah,
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  you're surprised with the hose. You're surprised. No, I'm not surprised.
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  Host do that ship dog? I hate you like I hate my man.
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  What can I do to really ruined? Oh? You know what the something
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  hol did to do to try to piss me off to day to take a
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  picture in the Lambeau So that bitch, it's not your car? Were you
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  taking a picture of it? Like, I know it's not your car,
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  I know your bank, I know how much you make. Like it's not
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  your car, she said, So she was just not nothing. You know
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  how you break up with these holes and all of a sudden, she's in
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  a lambo. She's showing off that she's an escort. Now pretty much you
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  date an escort? No, hell yeah you did an escort. Yeah,
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  but isn't that a process to where you're counting how many dude she's bowling you
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  guys. It's because you guys to come to understanding. I love a hose
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  I love the hose. I get what you mean, but I don't want
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  to know that. I don't want her to tell me she's a hole.
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  I just know she's a home. Look at the guy who just called in,
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  right, I'm sure that check was not a hole. She was a
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  normal bitch working at a maybe at a wingstop, Yeah, at a wing
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  stop, and she did some whole activity. So I just date a hoe
• 22:07
  at that point, I mean, I agree with you. I met more
• 22:11
  escorts that than never done shady ship like that, because that's shady, shady
• 22:17
  bro Escorches don't do that, you They fuck no, they do it.
• 22:21
  They gotta pay like the mod like that for free. Like let's be the
• 22:25
  most the most, the most sketchiest comeback ship an escort is gonna do is
• 22:30
  drug you and take your money. And that's I rather that than rather that
• 22:36
  than my than my brother fucking my baby mama up take getting baby by having
• 22:41
  a baby too. So now why Cardi B Cardiby can drug me every day?
• 22:45
  Because Cardi B used to do you run your life for she runed your
• 22:48
  life for life, and now you have a nephew that you can't. I
• 22:52
  love you, so you gotta look at your nephew, like, damn,
• 22:53
  that baby came out of the girl that I hate vagina. Yeah, Bro,
• 22:57
  don't matter. She won that battle. She won. She's a winner.
• 23:00
  She's checkmate, checkmate, And there's no ever you ever seen the movie
• 23:04
  Harry podcast to go fuck her mom and have a baby with head mom.
• 23:07
  So that way, your sister is my baby, bitch. That's the only
• 23:11
  way to win, savage Bro, welcome to window. Spoke to say he's
• 23:18
  owed. We've got scumbags in the building, a fully toxic motherfucker and deal
• 23:23
  zone over there. When we call him, he's he's on in the house.
• 23:27
  Thank yous out, check us out. I'll take us out, take
• 23:32
  us out a good mall. You can tell. It's like when the bag's
• 23:36
  done with the uncle deal. He's women that takes out already passes out.
• 23:42
  I wasn't about to pass out. His normal voice is back. She's back,
• 23:48
  he's back. He zones back. Start the patron over, Yeah back,
• 23:52
  walk up and welcome back. I feel like took him like ten minutes
• 24:00
  to recruit, Like like you saw that he didn't talk for like he let
• 24:03
  us talk. We talked about a whole conversation was he was I saw that
• 24:07
  was spinning and his head was spinning like I don't know where it was going.
• 24:11
  Man, I was out for like an hour, snapped out, it's
• 24:15
  gonna roll. He's back, Yeah for sure. One two three, Welcome,
• 24:22
  we're here at the episode number two point five. Oh I was down.
• 24:33
  Guys won Hey so no, no, so for real. I mean,
• 24:37
  like we said, we obviously fun with bitches and all types of bitches.
• 24:40
  Obviously you don't just skimmernee like a gay guy. Have you ever met
• 24:44
  a check that's like into whippets? Now, it's like fucking he's on you
• 24:45
  ever be like you pinching whipping and you know the little whippets with a little
• 24:49
  bitches came whips. To be honest, I don't like drugging bitches. Like
• 24:53
  a lot of bitches. They might do it, they don't. You shouldn't
• 24:56
  be drugging nobody. You know, I don't have to drug a bit to
• 24:59
  get laid. Come on, brother, the bitch one. I said that
• 25:00
  she come with it. I didn't say that you're supplying it. I said,
• 25:03
  have you ever met a chick where you're there chilling? They come with
• 25:04
  coke? Take up with ecstasy, they come with weed, they come with
• 25:08
  all the ship, but they don't do their firm like, hey, let's
• 25:10
  get sucked up. I don't know why they don't do sh like turn in
• 25:12
  front of me like I don't want to do this. Fuck about the real
• 25:17
  dog, this chila chili. I don't like, I have coke to give
• 25:22
  it to the bitch and then they get horny from the coke, you know,
• 25:25
  and just chila, dude, you don't fucking like the pussy, fucking
• 25:29
  like the household you down like that or or you're like nah full because come
• 25:33
  back back, come back to me personally, be like, yo, she
• 25:36
  sucks my day, but I don't need the pussy. Remember the girl that
• 25:37
  took to the barbecue thing? Yeah, yeah, I do remember that.
• 25:41
  That was that's my body called it like for a whole year after that,
• 25:44
  right where they ended. Never once did I like to pussy? Why you
• 25:49
  just don't do no? Let no one's pussy though, you don't you don't
• 25:52
  like eating pussy pussy last week? Okay, so it's just a certain bitches.
• 25:56
  Okay, it's awesome masking like you don't need every restaurant, you don't,
• 26:00
  you don't You're right. Sometimes I'm really hungry and drunk. Yeah,
• 26:07
  I was super drunk around there, but I never looked it, never had
• 26:10
  it. I just I don't know. So I like, I'm big with
• 26:14
  my pussies, so the pussy has to look a certain way for me to
• 26:17
  look at the ball hole. Okay, so what's the secondtaria? What do
• 26:21
  you yeah? What do you like? No lips, A little lips,
• 26:22
  I have to look like this, no lips, but no fucking postromis sticking
• 26:26
  out. Come on, bro, you did that? You fucking come on
• 26:32
  by some bitch. I said, I don't like sucking dick. Some dicks
• 26:36
  are ugly. I have a bomb looking dick. So just they sucked the
• 26:38
  ship. But okay, so I gotta ask you, so I don't have
• 26:44
  I got the hood dog. I'm like Trayvon Martin, I got the hood
• 26:47
  dog. I see to have the elephant trunk. Bost bitches tell me they've
• 26:51
  never seen the dig like that? What is dad? And on that bitch
• 26:53
  somewhere about it? You don't have a complain about it, you know you
• 26:56
  see on the Instagram pitch, I'm like, I hate what is it?
• 27:00
  Is? A foreskin for skin? Yeah? You have foreskin. Yeahs our
• 27:03
  nasty blo. Yeah, see yeah you have they have they have gaesso in
• 27:07
  them or whatever you know they say like have cheese. Like always tell bitches,
• 27:10
  look, man, if you have a zoom, you make sure that
• 27:11
  elephant is clean. And you know people are going to show up to see
• 27:15
  that the elephant. The elephant have to be clean, dirty elephant on the
• 27:18
  zoo show. So I make sure the elephant is clean. So when you
• 27:21
  come to the show, elephants clean. You heard your hear it's come back
• 27:25
  here elephants clean, dog the elephanty. I agree. So I tell people,
• 27:27
  I'm like, it's so stupid when you're like, bro, you don't
• 27:30
  have to pull that ship back, put it back. You don't take that
• 27:33
  long put pull it back and put home on on it. I gotta take
• 27:36
  a piss, stay on the stop. I gotta I got a funny one
• 27:38
  for this one. For sure. I see if I can keep eas On
• 27:41
  entertained for five put my skin back from a piss. I don't pee on
• 27:44
  my trunk and then hurry up. Always pee on the truck. You gotta
• 27:48
  put the skin back when you pee, and they gotta wipe it. With
• 27:49
  a with a wipe, right you hear that? Man? Come on,
• 27:55
  guys, if you have an elephant trunk, man, take her of the
• 27:56
  animal. Yeah, take care of the animal. Dog, Come on,
• 27:59
  you have an elephant truck? Do you have to wipe after your pee?
• 28:00
  Yeah? Fool. You gotta fucking shake extra heart. Dog, Come on,
• 28:04
  I gotta shake hard heart, Yeah, shake hard heart. Wipe though,
• 28:07
  that's a little bit. You just gotta shake hard heart, like really
• 28:10
  really hard because you don't want that ship going back in the hood. Dog,
• 28:12
  What mean you got fucking hard though? You got shake it? But
• 28:15
  I'm not gonna bust out like a fucking uh like a little moist toil let
• 28:19
  on my dick after that after shaking it too far. Bro, I'm not
• 28:23
  gonna lie if I know I'm a bone. I washed my dick all the
• 28:26
  time. Sink yeah the fu yeah, one hundred, washing it in the
• 28:32
  same washing the sing. Bro, ain't no one going no, and not
• 28:36
  that it's dirty, but it's like you've been drinking. I'm sure someone was
• 28:40
  nice. You've been drinking. It took three or two pisces. At least
• 28:42
  get three jack and cokes. That's a little excessive, dog, I've always
• 28:48
  been not scared of that your mouth anyways, see, but I've always been
• 28:53
  like, dog, did you ever have like like, oh, I hate
• 28:59
  emitting this ship? But one time, not me, but I know.
• 29:02
  I was with the homies and we went to a random house party, and
• 29:04
  my homie really didn't like the guy that lived there. So he went anyone
• 29:08
  in his bathroom and he grabbed everybody's fucking toothbrush, Somatino's webbels, and he's
• 29:15
  like, I don't know which one's his, but one of the fucking four
• 29:19
  or five has to be his. So the whole family got webbled. Dick,
• 29:23
  dog, you saw it. I didn't see it. But he came
• 29:27
  back and I was like, I was like he because I knew he didn't
• 29:30
  like the guy. And he was like, let's not go, And I
• 29:33
  was like, why don't you like this phe He's like, man, fuck
• 29:34
  that phone, and like whatever, Dog, let's just go. It's gonna
• 29:37
  be cracking, bro, it's gonna be bitches there. I'm going, but
• 29:40
  he don't know. And then he goes. And it was a house party,
• 29:41
  regular house party. We used the fucking the house bathroom and and I
• 29:47
  go to peeing before him, and then I'm waiting for him because you know,
• 29:49
  homie shite. I'm like, I'm like, all, wait for you
• 29:51
  right here, Dog, here's the fuck up? I don't know one here
• 29:52
  and Phil comes down and full comes, you know, like kind of he's
• 29:56
  on laugh, he's on mischievous look. And I'm like, like, what
• 30:00
  what the fuck happened? He's like, bro, all the tooth brushes were
• 30:03
  there, like what? And I was like, I don't like him,
• 30:04
  So I just put all the tooth brushes in my balls. You get caught
• 30:10
  up? How was he gonna get caught up? Dog? This is the
• 30:11
  first time I ever told, like really told him, and I was like,
• 30:14
  I looked at him, was like, you're a fucking piece of chip.
• 30:15
  So whenever I had house parties, I learned to hide the tooth brushes
• 30:18
  because I know people think like that. Dog for sure. Yeah, So
• 30:22
  you gotta fucking like if you have a house party, or you do.
• 30:25
  I mean, I don't have house parties no more. But even if you
• 30:26
  have like a normal like gathering or like like he's on like he's done,
• 30:33
  says this on the podcast. If little kids come to your house, hide
• 30:37
  the fucking shavy cream. Hide the toothpaste because this motherfucker might be upset that
• 30:41
  they're there because and they're not supposed to be somewhere, and they're gonna ruin
• 30:42
  everything straight up, like in a baby shower. Yeah, you've said it.
• 30:45
  We've said it, that had a baby shower. You were there and
• 30:47
  you fucking just sprayed all the shaving cream everywhere, just trying to be a
• 30:52
  what fucking edgar ass kid dog before that was the thing. Bro. No,
• 30:57
  it does not. Yeah, it does feel good, but it's it's
• 31:00
  not. It's not okay. I don't feel like it's comebacks, even though
• 31:03
  your name is comeback. Wull you you think it's okay to just function up
• 31:06
  at random people's houses and and punch bread at the supermarket and grab chocolate bars
• 31:11
  outside seven eleven and crush them so whoever buys them doesn't get a full chocolate
• 31:15
  bar. I've never done like that, Like, I've never been that drunk
• 31:18
  food where like my home, I have to take care of me r Like
• 31:21
  he's not drunk when he does this, yeah, sober, sober when he
• 31:26
  does everything. I just mentioned that I was angry either, maybe when I
• 31:33
  was Okay, Moucker on to do dumb shit, but I'm not nothing,
• 31:36
  all right, So what you said? You want me to stay on this
• 31:37
  topic all right? Back in high school? Okay? Right? Yeah,
• 31:41
  yeah, oh whatever, you have the elephant trunk and you're in circumcised.
• 31:48
  Everyone who doesn't know what the elephant trunk is when you're I don't know,
• 31:52
  definite. So when you're circumcised, that means they don't cut the skin,
• 31:55
  right, or when you're uncircumcised that means yeah, you're you're untouched. Right,
• 31:59
  So you're all natural virgin, we're all natural. Yeah, all right,
• 32:04
  so you'll watch pornos Ryan be like, I think, don't look like
• 32:07
  that. How does my skin look like it has a trunk? You know?
• 32:09
  And then I thought my dick was deformed for a long time. And
• 32:13
  in high school, you know, like just your dad around. Oh you
• 32:16
  don't have a dad, See that's what me. I was like, Yo,
• 32:19
  what I mean, I'm not like my dad looked like mine. I
• 32:21
  was like, good, we're good. They did when I was like thirteen,
• 32:22
  So those ques like then fists. So I was on my own.
• 32:27
  So like watching the porn, like, damn, man, I think,
• 32:30
  don't look like that? What is this ship? And I would try to
• 32:31
  put the skin back. You know, it hurt, and it hurt,
• 32:35
  and I'm like owww, like why why can't I dick like like in the
• 32:37
  pornos because there's none that looks like my dick? What the hell I might
• 32:42
  like the form or what so whatever. One time, my first girlfriend was
• 32:45
  jacking me off and then you know how your skin is connected to the bottom
• 32:47
  part of your dick, yea, like, yeah, she ripped it.
• 32:51
  She wripped that. She started leading bro like crazy. But after that I
• 32:53
  could put the skin back more so, like, oh cool, I could
• 32:57
  just go for all your you you dude, your parents were horrible. You
• 33:00
  were supposed to you're they were supposed to teach you how that and like elementary
• 33:04
  to pull that ship back and clean it. So your girlfriend was the first
• 33:07
  one to pull it back, and she started bleeding and she obviously didn't corrido.
• 33:13
  She was like, oh my god, oh my god. And I
• 33:15
  was like where in my mom's living room? And she jacked me off and
• 33:16
  she did it too hard, and that she fucking ripped a lot. And
• 33:22
  the show's been like, oh, you fucked up my dick, bitch.
• 33:24
  You know, like if once you do, you go to the hospital,
• 33:25
  You tell your mom. I would have told my mom so fast. I
• 33:28
  was like, you put some napkins on there, and well you're a champ.
• 33:36
  Dog. I would have been dude, dude, I would have called
• 33:37
  my mom to tell your mom. I don't give fuck my dick bleeding.
• 33:40
  My dick bleeding. I tell my mom, like, hey, mom,
• 33:44
  I'm sure she knows what to do. Either told my mom ship or my
• 33:46
  dad ship. At that point, you wouldn't tell your mom if your dick
• 33:52
  was bleeding. Cab up. Yeah, I remember it was injured for a
• 33:55
  minute, exactly like it's an NBA player. It was injured. I had
• 34:00
  a torn C. I had to put him on the fucking had to put
• 34:02
  him on the bench for two weeks. You know, she could have jacked
• 34:06
  me off. No more, no, because back then I just only she
• 34:07
  still went back for like she still knows she trooper. Now you should hit
• 34:12
  her back. Come on. No, she ended up sucking my best friend
• 34:15
  when I was eighteen, and that's what the whole fun. He didn't it's
• 34:17
  because she's because he didn't bleed. That didn't have you put some BIGX on
• 34:24
  it. Dog, Yeah, like dogs is not is not the thing for
• 34:30
  cuts dog, not for like no that sheina just recoupered it on its own.
• 34:34
  That's that's what. That's it. But after after that, I cured
• 34:37
  up and I was able to put the skin back. No, I was
• 34:40
  just I don't know about I started part started coming later on, like later
• 34:46
  on in life. At first, I didn't know my first time nutting bro
• 34:52
  was a bitch made me come. I never jacked off and was so what
• 34:57
  was the first So was it when when you know what the first time with
• 35:00
  it from you jacking off? Or was it from a bitch? Bitch?
• 35:02
  Okay, he's on. But the first time, I know, the first
• 35:06
  time ever knowed was there, you know, jacking out? Okay, So
• 35:08
  my homies will be like back in like, oh way, jack off.
• 35:10
  We have jacking off contest and that's weird. Yeah, we played blue waffle,
• 35:16
  blue waffle, No, no Soggi waffle. You've never heard of white
• 35:20
  people play the Sagi waffle in college. So he's fucking crazy. Like fraternities
• 35:23
  and ship they'll like play this game. We're like last one to come eats
• 35:29
  the waffle and they'll jerk off into a waffle. And if you that's like
• 35:32
  white people fraternity apple like American pie type shit. You know white people when
• 35:37
  you were growing up or no, yeah, I grew up around one where
• 35:38
  they always trying to do horny g ship, always always butt naked, always
• 35:43
  doing the you know why. Yeah, always people do that and it's weird.
• 35:47
  Bro. I had this homie right then, he'll do like that.
• 35:51
  And I met up with my Latin know Homi, and recently he told me
• 35:53
  like, remember that white boy from back then? We scale like, yeah,
• 35:55
  he goes. It was weird. He would be like, go in
• 35:59
  that room and then there'll be porn and jack off, and then everybody will
• 36:02
  take a turn jacking off. And I'm like, these white people are making
• 36:06
  this weird ass ship. White people are weird when it comes to ship,
• 36:08
  like Horney sh like, bro, what do you mean going to a room
• 36:10
  jack off? And and they like the homie. The homie uh. He
• 36:15
  was the only white one on the soccer team, and he'd run to the
• 36:19
  locker room after the games, like run fast so he could be the first
• 36:22
  one there, and then he would stand on top of the bleachers and then
• 36:25
  put his balls in between his assholes so it would look like a goat and
• 36:29
  then you walk in on him with the goat, Bro, And he say,
• 36:32
  on the goat, if the coach snood dog, the coach snow too
• 36:37
  because we told him, like yo, Garrett always runs in here fast and
• 36:39
  shows us the goat. He's like, you opened about it. It's the
• 36:44
  locker room. It's the locker room. The white boy, Garrett. They
• 36:50
  was Garrett, Bro, why does what ship? These white bos are Latino
• 36:53
  communities picking up with no other white boys. And it's like is it in
• 36:57
  their gene because the other white po that's some white fool ship. That's literally
• 37:01
  some white fool ship because I don't think, well you've seen you've seen Blue
• 37:06
  Mountain State. I've never seen Blue mounts Oh, you gotta watch Blue Mountain
• 37:09
  State. This it is this fraternity show that was on Netflix, Bro,
• 37:13
  and thaying the hat that's done Like it's just like I was talking, like
• 37:16
  soggy Waffle ship where you're like, what are we doing? Bro? And
• 37:20
  they can get bitches. It's not that they're they're like varsity football player where
• 37:24
  they can fuck bitches, Bro, But for some reason they want they're fucking
• 37:29
  dick in someone's face and they think it's funny, You're like, what are
• 37:30
  you doing? Bro? Like this? You can't get what white boys.
• 37:34
  You're gonna have pictures of them trying to put their nuts on your face when
• 37:36
  you're passed out. Yeah, for what It's like, are you getting off
• 37:38
  to that? You know, dunk off lady? Somebody trying to take a
• 37:42
  picture like that? Then wake up with a picture. I'd be like,
• 37:45
  this is a picture of me and my gun next to your face. I
• 37:46
  was like around I would I would literally be like, so you make the
• 37:50
  choice, but that's why, but you can't do that at the fraternity.
• 37:52
  This is a fraternity ship, Like, you don't give a fucking fraternity or
• 37:55
  not. Bro, you're not putting my I agree, I'm not with that,
• 37:58
  but that's what they do. That's what they do, dog, that's
• 38:00
  what white people do. When you sign up. I would be like,
• 38:04
  oh, he's putting his nuts on my face. I would be like,
• 38:06
  all right, I'm gonna let this pass by, But when he's asleep,
• 38:07
  I'm gonna fucking be like, what's up, fool? This is my ghetto
• 38:10
  version of putting my nuts in your face? Scared you know what I mean?
• 38:14
  Like, I would be that motherfucker, be like, kick me out
• 38:15
  of cottage, bitch, but you ain't doing this ship no more. I
• 38:20
  would hold somebody hostage, dog, I know I have that much in me,
• 38:22
  Like if somebody fucked me over, I would literally hold somebody be like,
• 38:25
  bitch, tell him, tell him how you fucked up the Latino.
• 38:29
  Okay, so if you pass out, a white boy's gonna try to put
• 38:30
  nuts on your head or try to take a picture of his butt on your
• 38:34
  head. You know you're passed out. Latino fools, just put coke in
• 38:37
  your nose and then like or beer bottle on your head, Like you wake
• 38:45
  up to a beer bottle on your head, coke in your nose, making
• 38:50
  you supposely hit the weed and all this ship, like you wake up to
• 38:52
  that kind of ship. The white would be going the worst. The worst
• 38:54
  the Mexican gonna do is paint on your face with the sharpie. That's as
• 38:57
  bad. That's it, And they won't you and you go to work with
• 39:00
  the dick in your face, you know that's his worst is it will get
• 39:04
  and like, yeah, but dude, white people, like you've seen a
• 39:09
  Carmen episode where Carmen sticks his dick in fucking and Butter's face. And then
• 39:15
  he takes a picture of it that's white people ship and they're like, oh
• 39:19
  that s no, you're the gay one. Where they get the ship from
• 39:22
  because they tick it? Okay, where do they get the ship from?
• 39:24
  Latino community? Right, there's probably like eight percent white people ship, ninety
• 39:29
  two percent Latino. And they're like, what the fuck? Where are you
• 39:31
  getting these ideas from? Bro? That's true, though, Where do they
• 39:35
  get it from? It's in the gene. It's in the gene. Bro,
• 39:37
  it's the gene. It's the it's a it's a different type of it's
• 39:39
  a different type of humor gene. I really think it's a different type of
• 39:44
  humor gene. Like they're just they take it's funny that they're honestly as their
• 39:46
  humor because they they get off of. They don't say, oh that's gay.
• 39:50
  They just say it's funny. Fall up on my nuts in his head?
• 39:52
  Yeah, like when like who okay, you know how there's a group
• 39:54
  picture, who's the Who's the guy that always shows his asshole? Who always
• 40:00
  dances the white Yeah, it's always the fucking white guy. And he thinks
• 40:02
  it's hilarious and you're just ruined the fucking picture, my boy, and it's
• 40:07
  always a white guy. He's like, looking my ass, Boon's out,
• 40:10
  Moon's out. I agree. I think it's the DNA. I think we
• 40:15
  went. I think we don't want the same. Got down to the fucking
• 40:16
  real fact. Sign ship, sign ship, this DNA. Go get a
• 40:21
  DNA chance from forty two in meters and it's gonna say fucking frat jeans because
• 40:25
  my homie the story talk about the jacket off in the room. Help me.
• 40:29
  He's a crollo. Now. So you're like, hey, remember that
• 40:31
  white boy from back then? Go, yeah, you go, man,
• 40:32
  that fool was weird. Dog. I remember he used to do this and
• 40:35
  that. And I'm like, damn dog, like weird. You know,
• 40:38
  I didn't want to say it. He told me. He told me his
• 40:40
  perspective. So I'm like, all right, let's make the nose put bring
• 40:44
  out the XCEL. These are weird. You know what else they do too
• 40:47
  though, white boys, but they'll fuck they'll fuck up a handle by themselves
• 40:52
  in two seconds. They are the only ones that will gab. Like you
• 40:55
  see those like those frat boys that are like, fuck up a handle.
• 40:59
  They get lit but no, no, that's hospital. I don't think that
• 41:01
  bro for white people is different. Bro, do you think you don't think
• 41:05
  they do differently? Bro? Like when you see them Hicks and all them
• 41:08
  fucking rednecks and fucking drink like ever ever clearing all this ship to the head,
• 41:13
  These motherfuckers have a different kind of tolerance. Bro. Yeah, the
• 41:16
  white boy's be lit because I remember one of the first white poys, the
• 41:20
  man when I was eighteen, right, we went to a roser Rito,
• 41:22
  So we had a fucking bang bus. We had a whole fucking white van.
• 41:25
  We went to Rosorto and then we're like, hey, we picked them
• 41:29
  up. He's like, hey, pull over to the site right here,
• 41:32
  like two blocks from his house, and like, for what dog? It
• 41:35
  was all Latinos in the right and were already we're already being like, fucking
• 41:37
  white boy, fucking white you know, to talk, pull over two blocks
• 41:42
  away. He goes into a bush and he brings out a twenty four pack.
• 41:45
  I've been hiding this ship. And then then he gets up twenty four
• 41:47
  pack from the bush. Yeah. Then we go to Roserrito blah blah where
• 41:52
  they're getting lived. We're eighteen nineteen and then uh, we're going to the
• 41:55
  club and some girl the home. They're telling some girls like, hey,
• 41:59
  make up your home girl, and the girls are like, we will if
• 42:02
  you two make out. Him and some mother ful and they are making out
• 42:07
  to try to see the bitches make out, and we're like, bro,
• 42:08
  that's gays. Fuck, Like, you got tricked. How old are they
• 42:13
  eighteen? We're all eighteen or nineteen? Damn? They tricked them, Like,
• 42:15
  bro, what the fuck? Like the point was to see the bitches
• 42:19
  kissing, and they foold you guys, and they didn't kiss after they said,
• 42:22
  oh that's nasty, you know, it's just made out. Yeah,
• 42:24
  they made out. Remember that was the Friday, and we're there till Sunday.
• 42:28
  So the whole time we're like, y'all really kissed, you know,
• 42:30
  they never The next day they were kind of confused, you know, like
• 42:32
  these these fools were like like what did they say? Afterwards, they're just
• 42:37
  like, what the fuck I'm gay? No, they were denying the gay
• 42:39
  part. And then I was like no, because at that point you gotta
• 42:42
  be like, hey, fool, I'm gay. It would have been better
• 42:45
  than they just said hey, for fuck it. But so you got a
• 42:46
  problem or what you know? Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like if
• 42:50
  somebody forces, like if somebody's like, hey, make out with your homie
• 42:52
  and then you're just like and you do it, and I'm like, but
• 42:54
  you use tongue and everything like, ain't no mama's dog. I wasn't there
• 42:58
  for the kids. But the mohomie came back shocked because he's like, bro,
• 43:00
  this was just kissed rod team. So what is this homiees name?
• 43:05
  Is his name went Zeber. I'm not saying Nigga's name is so obvious that
• 43:09
  I don't know who it is. X g H. They hey, fool,
• 43:16
  every time you go out on the date, dog, out of all
• 43:19
  the chances, out of all times you see you see you out, what
• 43:22
  are the chances that you close the deal? These are all friends. Now.
• 43:30
  No one talked to me about me being their boyfriend. I never had
• 43:34
  a girl told me like, I want you to be my boyfriend. I
• 43:35
  haven't had that conversation. So I was like, it's funny too. So
• 43:38
  when you post up these these dates, when you go out with these bitches,
• 43:42
  like what's like, what's the situation, Like, should you get in
• 43:45
  your sixty minutes on, Like I'm just like, like, what is it?
• 43:47
  What is the situation in your head? Like you're just like, bitch,
• 43:50
  you're just a rental like bach like brother her to have a good time.
• 43:53
  As long as I showed the girl a good time, we go out.
• 43:57
  It's fun. I'm not bowling where I'm like tricking. We go out
• 44:00
  and they have a normal conversation. I'm pretty funny whatever, you know.
• 44:02
  But they're aware of how you are, right, That's what I'm saying,
• 44:06
  So like, what's the like, what's the what's the evening? Like,
• 44:09
  are they like, hey, what's up? Hey, you're gonna leave me
• 44:12
  for some other bach? Hey? Girls like to funk to? Yeah,
• 44:15
  they don't give want to fuck to. Like if you're a good looking dude're
• 44:17
  probably like, man, I want to fuck that for you know, and
• 44:20
  then turn home like look, I'm gonna fuck this for tonight. And that's
• 44:22
  it for sure, as long as you're not as long as I don't care,
• 44:27
  as long as you don't ruin the situation where you're out and you start
• 44:29
  talking like a weirdo and then like this niggas whack you know, have you
• 44:31
  ever ruined the situation? You're like, Damn, I fucked up. I
• 44:37
  started talking too much about myself or something like that. I think so,
• 44:42
  but I hasn't stopped nothing. We're like, oh, I saidn't so?
• 44:47
  And seasons talking about like kind of dates and like that ship. He's been
• 44:52
  becoming a bowler. He is a fucking bowler. What am I talking about?
• 44:55
  He's a bowling? Is that a good first date? Like? Is
• 44:58
  that like with these day bawling? My w they am They don't want to
• 45:02
  go. They don't want to go, Like if you're good, it's not
• 45:06
  a good first date. They don't want to their nails. Yeah, going
• 45:15
  bowling over here? Hit the tag, hit the tack. You don't,
• 45:17
  there's no more. It's out. I'm about the yo. What's up?
• 45:22
  Hey? What's up? We don't talk the same what's up? Player?
• 45:25
  Who's this? What's this? Hey? What's up? Player? Is u
• 45:29
  X Bay Area security guard? Careful what he's securing? What do you mean?
• 45:36
  I secure that fucking guy? What you're talking about? Bull? There's
• 45:39
  people coming after me. Dog, I talk about lizard people on fucking illegal
• 45:45
  status. I have a security even though I I'm the one who helped them
• 45:49
  with that insurance fraud allegedly, they're secured in the bag. Yeah anyway,
• 45:55
  Jersey for you always talking about l A c. The glog got from closing
• 46:07
  star in the fucking playoffs. Go sit the funk down? Shut then't right
• 46:22
  to you? What is to you? What did? Why did you have
• 46:25
  to throw Galaxy and the Rays over there? Come there right there next to
• 46:30
  no savior. I'm cool, I know, but I hurt. I'm like,
• 46:35
  let the home because we got five cool and I was alone, Laura
• 46:39
  yea, when they shut up, thank you. When they catch up,
• 46:43
  I'll be hurt. Don't worry. We're close to get We're close to getting
• 46:46
  two stars. That's far from five. That's far from five. I'm not
• 46:51
  being a hated with that. It's far from five. Like, didn't got
• 46:53
  actually play when it was on like two teams? Yeah, exactly, bro.
• 46:57
  So they want a championship. They played against like fucking Washington United and
• 47:04
  good god damn. Okay, okay, technically, so then on they got
• 47:08
  three three cups, we can give them three. They got two Dike Cups
• 47:13
  to two Dike Cups to like, you know how when the Lakers wanted during
• 47:15
  COVID doesn't count, Okay, that Mickey Mouth Championship. I mean, how
• 47:22
  many sounds over here over talking ship? We got we got two cups?
• 47:27
  Cups? All right, all right, I'll feel you all right. My
• 47:31
  bad, my bad, my bad. All right. Anyways, I'm calling.
• 47:35
  I'll let you guys know this fucking crazy story. So check it out.
• 47:38
  Tuesday. This Tuesday, I was getting off work. I'll crossing the
• 47:40
  street to my car. Next thing, you know, a fucking car hits
• 47:45
  me. Dude. Then I sent to the hospital. I fractured collar bone.
• 47:49
  You were them, I do. I was crossing the street they hit
• 47:53
  me. Oh ship, that was a hit. Talking about I slipped over
• 47:57
  the car and everything, Doug, and and what's up. You're in the
• 48:00
  hospital right now? No, I went yesterday. They X rayed me and
• 48:05
  everything, and you know, it's a it's a small fracture on my collar
• 48:07
  bone. So they got me in an arm sling. Motherfucker hated it.
• 48:10
  He didn't run, He didn't run, dude. So this guy took off
• 48:13
  after he fucking he got out the car, moved my belongings out the way,
• 48:16
  and it got back in his car. And you get it, dude,
• 48:22
  I had my phone in my hand, I had my keys in my
• 48:25
  hand. Everything flew out my hands. I couldn't find my phone. I
• 48:29
  couldn't find my keys. Okay, you're walking way like you hit you on
• 48:32
  the back, hit on the left side, on the side, or like.
• 48:36
  So I was walking because okay, so where my job is, there's
• 48:38
  no crosswalk at all. But then the streets are hella narrow, so it's
• 48:43
  not it won't take you that long across the street. Then I crossed the
• 48:45
  fucking I was like, who's this predict another accident the c C anyway,
• 48:53
  Yeah, dude, I was across the street in this car. I don't
• 48:55
  know, he wasn't paying attention or whatever the fuck happened, and he just
• 48:59
  say my right side, dude, and that's over the car. I had
• 49:02
  to go and everything the car. It was like a little preos dog.
• 49:09
  Am I gonna have to do a little bit more photoshop for you again,
• 49:13
  Nah, dude, Anyways, we're not talking about that no more. Anyways,
• 49:17
  the photoshop. We're talking about my accent. Are you gonna talk about
• 49:22
  my now anyways? Yeah, dude. So I followed the police report and
• 49:24
  everything, Doug, so hopefully these fucking police, you know, fucking hop
• 49:29
  on their CCTV fucking surveillance camera and try to catch the sucking ass who hit
• 49:34
  me because you know, might be you know the crimes d you're walking sideways
• 49:38
  or what. Well, yeah, I was trusting the street and hit my
• 49:43
  right side and walking like a midget right now, you know what I mean,
• 49:45
  like a midget? What the fun does that even mean? You know?
• 49:50
  I have like yeah, like they have no like no momay, is
• 49:59
  I guess your fucking your hips? No? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 50:02
  Good thing, dog, My ass got up hell of fast. I
• 50:05
  started moving around because I wanted to make sure nothing was broken or anything.
• 50:07
  So I mean, I guess my adrenaline was going hell of budge. I
• 50:10
  couldn't really feel it. But then when I woke up the next morning,
• 50:14
  dog, I was a sucking thing. Yeah, well you need to You
• 50:17
  need to get on that ship, bro, like like I would personally get
• 50:21
  on the c c TV ship and try to find it out for myself and
• 50:25
  then help the cops, bro, because they don't give a fuck. You
• 50:29
  could be exactly investigating myself. You gotta get your Scooby Doo on because you
• 50:34
  could be retarded like and you could be like thorry and they ain't gonna look
• 50:37
  after it. Bro, They fuck you. You know what I mean that
• 50:39
  that's what the cops are gonna say. But hey, dude, yeah,
• 50:43
  man just took me up. Be real lawyer Johnny Crockett. Hey, but
• 50:51
  hey, but uh for real, I just wanted to call in and tell
• 50:53
  you guys a story man crazy ship. I'm I'm glad you're okay, bro,
• 50:58
  and uh, I hope you get some kind of justice from that,
• 51:00
  bro, because there is too many people out here that drive around the city
• 51:07
  and they're doing stupid ship like that. I've seen a biker get hit and
• 51:09
  somebody just take off and I had to help that full Oh yeah, and
• 51:14
  this is the thing Dog he could have He could have stuck around, and
• 51:16
  you know it would it would have been a less fucking It would have been
• 51:20
  less problems for him if it would have stuck around. But just because it's
• 51:22
  a hitting and run, now his whole family is going down. Though.
• 51:25
  I would have busted out with this little bat. It would have just been
• 51:28
  like this mirror, you win that lawsuit, you better become one hundred,
• 51:31
  one hundred dollars tiers subscriber. Dog. I'm saying, dog, be a
• 51:40
  special guest if I'm gonna hit us up. He's like, you guys ever
• 51:45
  thought about becoming food community too? He's like, hell yeah, Josh a
• 51:51
  tank so good all day? Dog? He said that, let's do it
• 51:58
  sharing that story. That ship was crazy. Be safe out there, bro
• 52:00
  recovery last Oh good? Back in? Oh good? How's your recovery from
• 52:07
  that thing? Nex still hurts? Do you still feel like something like you
• 52:10
  didn't? Not that would happened to that black food? Oh he got arrested.
• 52:16
  Still, I don't know. I'm gonna follow up on that. I
• 52:20
  would be his food. Yeah, I would like honestly, I would have
• 52:23
  put air tag in his pocket, and then I would have been, I'm
• 52:25
  gonna run this forward. I would have just came through. It would have
• 52:28
  been away every day. Dog, What am I gonna do? Follow that
• 52:34
  for a round? Stock? You're not an eventual person, huh? Like
• 52:37
  me? Dog? I would have been like Corella Deville in one hundred and
• 52:40
  one thomation. Okay, okay, let's like he don't would have found his
• 52:44
  kids? Dog, I would have been, don't want to show yourself bashing
• 52:46
  your kids. Heading then he's always gonna get retaliation. Get I'll get my
• 52:52
  first charge. It's cool, but I'll make sure you don't care. You
• 52:53
  know what I'm saying. I don't care. Just said I'll get my first
• 52:55
  case. I know you're gonna get twenty years or ten years and first case.
• 53:00
  Da gascoon will let me out in twenty four hours out, it'll be
• 53:02
  out. I'll be doing another podcast. We'll be out, we will be
• 53:06
  here, we'll be going. And let's not forget. Let's not forget.
• 53:08
  He does. He is b real son and they do have Johnny Crocker's number
• 53:13
  if needed, if needed. And here is a huge OJ fan. I
• 53:15
  got the firm, the firm's number. Yeah, sue you. And he's
• 53:20
  a huge OJ fan. So at the end of the day, if we
• 53:22
  if we sank clip there and be like we sent clips to o J,
• 53:24
  be like we've been I gotta hit him with that scarfs and scarface, and
• 53:30
  I'd be like, she better bring your lawyers, man, because fourteen hours
• 53:34
  you're gonna be working on Alaska. Man, bring more for real bro,
• 53:39
  like like straight up, like that's really what it is. Because rich people
• 53:44
  could get away with some ship. Bro. It's crazy how much ship rich
• 53:46
  people if you got fattie dog, you can get away with murder. Rep
• 53:52
  fucking like fucking mugging. That ship is nuts, bro Like, yes,
• 53:59
  so that ship true me out. I look at a lot of these fools.
• 54:01
  I was like, damn, bro like, I can roofy somebody and
• 54:04
  as long as I can make bail fucking a lot of My dad knows the
• 54:07
  judge were good. Yeah, come on, come on, Hunter, Biden
• 54:15
  Biden cocaine at the White House, bone Cake quickly allegedly he can fucking uh
• 54:25
  Diddy, what's up with? What's up with Diddy? To theffles wild and
• 54:31
  hungh And that's what Diddy He's done, Bro, didd, he killed Biggie
• 54:36
  and Tupac. That's my theory. I feel like your theory, Bro,
• 54:38
  that's been was not killed. That's Big Chest's theory. I mean age one,
• 54:45
  v H one t M TV does remember I love the eighties? Strikes
• 54:51
  back one? Would you ever be in apul Shore or Temptation Island? I
• 54:59
  could see you and tempt the Jersey Shore, but in and it's on m
• 55:02
  t V tres I don't watch TV, but would I feel like you can
• 55:09
  fuck the host? I'm gonna be on something. I think it was something
• 55:14
  crazy, Like I apply for those of Corrasna's fool the host is fine,
• 55:17
  how do you apply for that? I feel like they put the email at
• 55:21
  the end of the show on Channel twenty two. I made him Morris's cats.
• 55:30
  Oh, how you would be like, how would you promote pro Ye,
• 55:42
  that's that's loud, sing it loud, that's bet, that's fool.
• 55:46
  I remember my grandma used to watch that. That's what and that's just crazy.
• 55:52
  Bro, that bitch was something else. And Joe when you heard that
• 55:57
  it was over dog sucking little yellow and you think, hey, the who's
• 56:01
  Maury's wife? I feel like that for Fox, a black chick is Maury
• 56:05
  married to a black chick? All that ship. Let's see what Laurie we're
• 56:08
  talking about? Yeah, Maury Povic, remember he would you go on Maury
• 56:15
  Povic? No if you had somebody accusing like you know, you didn't not
• 56:22
  in this bag. Mary Povich is not married. Oh he's gay. Another
• 56:28
  child, Madge is one hundred and he's not married. He's gay. This
• 56:34
  might not be this might not be popular opinion, but I think that the
• 56:38
  hospital or the government should do should do DNA tests with any kid that's born.
• 56:45
  Yeah, they should, I think for the government's sake. You don't
• 56:50
  think the doctor should have gone in a blue face baby, been that blue
• 56:52
  face baby dropped down, checking up, checking the blood and make that that
• 56:57
  that that that's in the paperwork. And at the same time, we got
• 57:00
  to make sure that's dad. And if he's not, and he still wants
• 57:02
  to sign, that's all cool. I'll get that same blood you already took
• 57:06
  off from the baby and put in another little chemical over there. Please and
• 57:07
  let me know that's my kid. And because the bachel are putting food on
• 57:12
  this fucking whiskey, whoa, whoa, hey, fucking bullproof. Hey,
• 57:16
  they're putting fucking food on child support and it's not even their kid. If
• 57:20
  I know when they're seventeen, I'll be scaredful honestly, like I've always thought
• 57:22
  that, like I got switch their birth dog, because I don't know that.
• 57:24
  None of my parents, my dad short, my fucking mom is like
• 57:29
  sad, you know, like I'm I'm well, okay, like I'm over
• 57:34
  here. I look at them. I was like, will this virant start
• 57:37
  come from? All right? You say that, you say that, and
• 57:40
  I don't know your brothers or nothing. But are you anything like your brothers
• 57:44
  or did they get already? Brother, My brothers have tendencies where like my
• 57:47
  taller my little brother looks like my dad, my older brother looks like my
• 57:51
  mom. But me, I look like that Thetto's kid. Okay, so
• 57:53
  that makes sense now that you say that, you're like, oh, because
• 57:55
  to me, even though like you can say, like me and my dad
• 57:58
  don't look like me and my sister do look alike though, so at least
• 58:00
  me and my sister. Nobody in my family food, I don't look like
• 58:05
  nobody you know's got a beer like you. Their brother don't have a beer
• 58:07
  like you. No, my growing up, if my older brother would have
• 58:10
  grow a beard, which I saw my older brother, I love you,
• 58:13
  Victor. I saw you at the hospital today with my grandma's offense. It's
• 58:15
  not different, bro, Like I even looked at her, I was like,
• 58:19
  you got like nigga hair in your beard, Like I don't like should
• 58:22
  she is different? What are you yourself? You know? Like? Yeah,
• 58:25
  I believe, I like to believe I'm Solvadorian, but there's certain times
• 58:29
  where like I look at my family food like I'm just I'm just like so
• 58:32
  channel you know what I mean, like I have. I told my mom
• 58:37
  was like my grandma when she goes in her grandma used to she used to
• 58:42
  be called the negro. She used to tell me that. She used to
• 58:45
  tell me that food to tell me she's like you call it. And I
• 58:51
  was like I was because you know your mom told her. You know your
• 58:54
  mom told her mom about the cheese. Man, Like, that's not going
• 58:58
  to throw your as like you know that. You know there's a Mexican saying
• 59:00
  that says like your daughter's kids are for sure your kids, your son's kids
• 59:07
  might not be your kids. Man, that's deep, that's deep. You
• 59:12
  always love and that's why you always love. Your daughter spoke the same fortune
• 59:15
  cookies like for real and then we and the me and you split the quotes
• 59:21
  like you put ship like that. You're like, your kid might not be
• 59:23
  your kid, like it's sure your son, your son's kid might not be
• 59:28
  your kid. Your son's kid might not be your kid. Think about it.
• 59:30
  Your son's kid might not be your kid because you don't know it came
• 59:34
  out of a vagina, but you don't you didn't watch your son bone.
• 59:36
  But when your daughter has its baby, it's for sure. You gotta watch
• 59:39
  your kid bone. That'd be weird, bro. Would you know you know
• 59:44
  back in the day, I mean, I'm sure you know this, you
• 59:45
  know back in the day when every time I hear that, every time I
• 59:49
  feel that burden, I feel like that made it too better? Remember that
• 59:52
  little made it? You know I'm talking about that little right here. No,
• 59:55
  there was this this one madj that he's like in Central America. He's
• 59:58
  like, might not that this hell? This I get on my job.
• 1:00:05
  He's like this little fucking little He's like a little ass person. Foo.
• 1:00:08
  I posted him the other day, like, honestly, dog, this Christmas,
• 1:00:12
  Santa Claus, let me get a midget for the podcast, please,
• 1:00:15
  man like cool ass fidget like Santa Claus, can I get a midget?
• 1:00:20
  Like, give me one of your helps? Just let this will be cool.
• 1:00:22
  I going through ship, I'm gonna lose somebody in my family, Like,
• 1:00:25
  let me just get a little menie me dog like I want to be
• 1:00:29
  like doctor evil Dog. I'll take that Maji everywhere. Dog. He'll be
• 1:00:30
  robbing big just like you know how cool will be to have my other majate.
• 1:00:35
  We'll dressing like I'll buy it. You want a little best friend,
• 1:00:37
  Yeah, dude, I want to. I want to buy him a little
• 1:00:40
  penalties. I've been like, hef I took you fans problem, you know
• 1:00:45
  how hard that ship would be? Dogging right now here? And then he'll
• 1:00:46
  be like, yeah, that's right, dog and just like just just just
• 1:00:50
  gaslighting me. You. I mean, he gets a little major girlfriend that
• 1:00:52
  looks like my girlfriend if he let me have a little mass syndrome. But
• 1:00:55
  he's on and you're both gonna turn up, Like, how hard would it
• 1:00:59
  be if I had my own minime like Doctor Yagle, little fool be angry
• 1:01:04
  for me and this food right here, like just chilling. Exavier, Well,
• 1:01:07
  I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Though, if you
• 1:01:10
  end up with the magic, you don't think I'm gonna want my own magic.
• 1:01:13
  I would hope you It's not hard to find that skinny Madge question,
• 1:01:16
  what do you like if I was single and like somebody tossed me one of
• 1:01:22
  those caked up matches that Exaber says, no fantasy, Like if you're at
• 1:01:25
  a bar, yeah, I'm I'm fun so I have a story for the
• 1:01:29
  experience. You're on a barstool, I'm a podcast for the story. Okay,
• 1:01:34
  but how short, like hool short because that care for me? I
• 1:01:36
  don't care, Like it can't be like this. If her dick, if
• 1:01:42
  per dick, dick, hold on, hold on, hold on her mouth
• 1:01:46
  thought they she doesn't have to have a dig, bro, I said her
• 1:01:50
  mouth. Her mouth is like the size of my dick, no matter what,
• 1:01:52
  like right there where he's at, Yeah, that's that's Mando. That's
• 1:01:55
  you can handle that, bitch. No, that's Mando. Like that that's
• 1:02:00
  too small. That's too small, bro, Like you're fucking feto would be
• 1:02:07
  like fucking like you're gonna kill her. You're gonna kill her. Bro,
• 1:02:12
  This is like yeah, like mister no hands. You're like mister no hands
• 1:02:15
  over here with her. Yeah, but like there's there's there's some kicked midgets
• 1:02:20
  out there, bro. Like somebody sent me a videos and I was just
• 1:02:22
  like, damn, this is a little ratchet ass CARDI b as Madge.
• 1:02:28
  I was in like a different timeline, like you know the one I stand
• 1:02:30
  or like look time out. If you're not dating. I know you're not.
• 1:02:39
  Look we're over here. We're over here, Like you're a big bear.
• 1:02:45
  You're fucking having vacation and the You're like, damn, this is a
• 1:02:47
  finance major. She's over here feeling me and then you fucking bone her.
• 1:02:51
  But the pussy is good out for a couple of three dates just so I
• 1:02:54
  could get it again. You know how much time? You know how much
• 1:02:58
  roasting you're gonna get from be real? Who is not? Everyone like just
• 1:03:01
  not gonna be me. It's gonna foot It's just a little time. Why
• 1:03:07
  are they gonna roast the pussy? Was she got a little frog? No,
• 1:03:12
  not not a child, not roast but like little like li like like
• 1:03:15
  did you okay? Literally mission with a little fat ass. Okay, I
• 1:03:19
  went in day one, I'm sucking like what post fire up posting stories fire
• 1:03:25
  the pussy could be fire. I've got I've got bombed pussy and I don't
• 1:03:29
  care. That's fine. It's not scenario in the scenario, right, Okay,
• 1:03:34
  you go you're home like a that's gonna double day man if you finished
• 1:03:37
  that na man and my bitch and man your bitch and like, okay,
• 1:03:42
  so you're gonna date and that foo girlfriends all fat and ugly, were like,
• 1:03:45
  damn boy, how drunk we are you? You know today mama whenever
• 1:03:49
  she's ugly, just nasty. And then you bring the little midget that starts
• 1:03:52
  clowning in the group. Chat little midget, are you gonna be like foo
• 1:03:55
  your fucking bitch ugly? She's fat brown like the you know the ugly he
• 1:04:00
  I mean you No, you can't throw bomb. You gotta get rid of
• 1:04:05
  that, can't You can't throw rocks when you live in the glasshouse? Dog?
• 1:04:11
  Why have the mad just bomb? All right, here's the real question.
• 1:04:14
  X G. Would you marry a madgic papers for papers for papers?
• 1:04:19
  You wouldn't marry a man. You're fucking out of here, bro, I've
• 1:04:24
  been able to say that ship. They're so stupid, like no bitch has
• 1:04:28
  offered to marry me and let alone and let her some bites. Okay this
• 1:04:31
  put up with your cheating on her. She'll be like, okay, that's
• 1:04:34
  different the deal waal this bitch. She's like, hey, man, okay,
• 1:04:43
  but she's like, just make me feel like girl. She's like,
• 1:04:48
  hold on on the major. She's like, just treat me how you how
• 1:04:50
  chill? He wants to be treated like and she's like she's like by her
• 1:04:55
  dreaming boyfriend and then you have to treat this midget. No matter what you
• 1:04:58
  do. You can fuck the bitch. You could do whatever you want,
• 1:05:00
  but you got to treat your princess diadus, would you do it? Okay,
• 1:05:04
  you're fucking stupid. Well, my kid might be a midget. I
• 1:05:09
  don't think I'm Yes, it does. If it's in your DNA, it's
• 1:05:13
  a possibility, maybe not mine. How can you make a midget and your
• 1:05:18
  day? When you're dating, that means possibility of getting up when you're dating.
• 1:05:23
  When you're dating, that means possibility of getting played. So if you're
• 1:05:25
  dating an ugly bitch, bitches either midgets and more, I want fucking ugly
• 1:05:31
  bitch. Lated conditions are genetic disorders, but the causes of some disorders are
• 1:05:36
  unknown, meaning it's a gambo most occurrences like darism and and the result from
• 1:05:42
  random generic mutation and either the father's firm you're not a midget or the mother's
• 1:05:46
  eggs she is rather than the than either parents completely genetic makeup. Don't want
• 1:05:51
  it in my DNA at all. I don't want to nowhere near my DNA
• 1:05:55
  at all. Offense to m but like it's that that like little messy though
• 1:05:59
  you're gonna playing on the league in the little league. You know he can't
• 1:06:01
  do no message. Mess is as short as it can get. To be
• 1:06:05
  A messy is as short as they can get to be a go he could,
• 1:06:09
  and then you have a famous a son. I don't need that in
• 1:06:11
  my life, thought one one in a million A minion be proud of straight
• 1:06:19
  up, I would be, y'all date all them bitches. Then if I
• 1:06:23
  don't date them, y'all have more for you. Guys. You wouldn't be
• 1:06:25
  you don't call and I won't date a mission. Y'all say or give me
• 1:06:31
  or I'm not saying yeah, I'm not saying that you find I'm not saying
• 1:06:36
  that you wouldn't date a mission. But I'm just saying, what would you
• 1:06:40
  do if you had a hospital like kid? You wouldn't. You would treat
• 1:06:43
  him bad. I wouldn't. He would probably be like, hey, go
• 1:06:47
  grab me a beer, you can't reach it off. I would do a
• 1:06:53
  headicter you, like, let's go get get that chick that goes on to
• 1:07:00
  that fat one. Yeah, all right, we're gonna get married to get
• 1:07:03
  papers a midget or that one midget. You know he's talking about the fat
• 1:07:12
  bitch and strike bitch that the brands okay or midget you know, to get
• 1:07:19
  married to get married to dude first. I would rather see the outline of
• 1:07:28
  my dick going to somebody than for me to fox some bacon. You can
• 1:07:32
  definitely she can go from like not full to like she just date a full
• 1:07:35
  pizza. Yeah, just pumping in there. Do you up bump it up?
• 1:07:45
  Do you follow any midgets and midget chicks? You know? You know
• 1:07:48
  who I followed. I followed this no legged bitch, she's fine. The
• 1:07:53
  one that goes like this, I'll pull her up. Dog. She stopped
• 1:07:57
  a dog. I'm not lying, she's fine. There's no legged bitch.
• 1:07:59
  Bro, you're gonna be like, she is fine. I've sown you want
• 1:08:03
  to bone her, you would bone her? Comebacks like you would have definitely
• 1:08:06
  bone her. Like it's hard to find her. How do I find her?
• 1:08:10
  It's even not legs? Bro It starts with a name. She's like
• 1:08:14
  from a Salvador FORXCO. I'm gonna look her up though. She's so fine,
• 1:08:18
  bro for like a bit from the legs, A little check that.
• 1:08:21
  I think she's eggs. She's got legs. I want to ze zz top.
• 1:08:28
  That's on my list next time next year for sure. Wherever they're going,
• 1:08:31
  whether it's Vegas or not, it's an open invite. I'll let you
• 1:08:34
  guys know when I get my tickets. In my fucking room and board,
• 1:08:36
  we're gonnaz. I want to get my red neck on. Can you can
• 1:08:41
  you promote your hind Hunger show? Because very I did a very good job,
• 1:08:45
  but I think what Yeah, by the way, everybody is listening,
• 1:08:48
  take this little break to make sure you're registered for the High and Hungry pop
• 1:08:51
  up. You want to sew some clothes there, come back break. I'll
• 1:08:55
  give you a free booth pull up when you make some shirts. Make some
• 1:09:02
  shirts. You got enough time. It's December sixteenth. Make some hoodies you
• 1:09:06
  can sell them. Roll tell you know what I mean? You can get
• 1:09:10
  Yeah, you could get some oc pulled up to buy your sweaters. I
• 1:09:13
  know you got some few bitches out there, but what is it? Because
• 1:09:15
  I don't know what it is. It's a toy drive slash pop up.
• 1:09:17
  So we got twenty vendors. You get the smoke and drink. You got
• 1:09:19
  twenty percent of all the craft beer. We got High Hungry vendors that are
• 1:09:24
  selling food and you just just chick, bro, you just chill. It's
• 1:09:27
  like a sammy Yeah. But the twenty vendors that are like independent businesses seventeen
• 1:09:31
  on the sixteenth, All right, let me know, come back, do
• 1:09:34
  you not hear that? Oh? They well show the filter on that.
• 1:09:39
  But come on, dog, it's it's it dude. It's about no legs
• 1:09:43
  right there. Dog, she's got yeah, you knows how to use well
• 1:09:54
  here enjoyed? Would you get would you get it? Would you get a
• 1:09:57
  handout from a now you ruined it? Would you get a hand droff from
• 1:10:00
  a number? From enough? Girl? But she's fine enough girl like with
• 1:10:03
  no hands. He has a little like little no hands. She's doing like
• 1:10:08
  this, she's doing with her with she got good cool little dog and just
• 1:10:15
  the way you grab her. She's doing this up and see na girl with
• 1:10:18
  no hands. She's doing this like the guy that eats chicken wings. You
• 1:10:21
  see the guy that chicken you know, like the guy that would you take
• 1:10:26
  that hands? She's super photoshop. But she's fine though, Beyon, fine,
• 1:10:30
  stop come back. You like the bitches that you bone a got no
• 1:10:32
  fucking filters. You're not taking a hands off, taking like a bitchally not
• 1:10:38
  taking like a bitch. I'm still hit, but I'm just picture. I
• 1:10:43
  send this to your gotta send this to you, Gotta send you this like
• 1:10:46
  my hand for this joye. I'm tired of filters. I'm tired of filters.
• 1:10:51
  But let me see the real you stop playing. You meet him up,
• 1:10:55
  you meet him up, You're like, why you need to see the
• 1:10:58
  real them? It's fine, bro, it's fine. Looks big, but
• 1:11:00
  who knows that she photoshopped it? And it's fine? Like, no,
• 1:11:02
  you can't photo dog, Bro, I see my homegirls photo shopping. Many
• 1:11:08
  beers drink he's drinking. Yeah, I smoke them more better dog? You
• 1:11:13
  know it's crazy drink to looking at me? Drink. I drink two bottles
• 1:11:15
  of whiskey. Not open, I drink two bottles of whiskey. You're tripping,
• 1:11:19
  that's it? Yeah, Like the fuck? What's up with this chick?
• 1:11:26
  Ax? She's the no legged chick dog. She's fine looking at the
• 1:11:29
  following dogs leg If you're right right? Why do you send me this specific?
• 1:11:33
  If you want specific? I just said if you were to eat her
• 1:11:35
  after like, that would be an easy drop, bro, because there's just
• 1:11:39
  little nubs. Yeah, he's gonna put up right now, you on the
• 1:11:43
  folds. You gotta wear about the little fucking nubs. And you're just like
• 1:11:45
  just the way I live it. And if the legs shake, you just
• 1:11:48
  got up. Get you right here. That's where's the photo with the legs?
• 1:11:55
  Like, what do you got no legs? She's a no legged change
• 1:11:58
  chicken tendys shaking when you're your own, Yeah, no legs. Look,
• 1:12:02
  look, don't you exa. You're just you're not dumb. That's jumped down
• 1:12:08
  with your as. Look at that. That's the chicken nugg two chicken nuggets.
• 1:12:18
  It's fun. You're asking me. See who we recognized in the comments?
• 1:12:25
  He is in there, right dude, they was in there left kick
• 1:12:30
  it? God, oh god he was. He's like, what's up your
• 1:12:35
  conspiracies? What's the conspiracies? Why you don't have legs? Is what I
• 1:12:40
  want to know. But she had legs, bro, No, I think
• 1:12:45
  she was born with no legs. I think that was an accident. No,
• 1:12:48
  I think like you're thinking like that she has to be sought off or
• 1:12:50
  something. I want to I'm I'm a dmur to find you invite it to
• 1:12:55
  the podcast. Come up here, She'll come up here with some fucking with
• 1:13:00
  you. Follows that she have. She has five hundred and twenty five thousand.
• 1:13:05
  Hey, somebody said, somebody said, predict what past she has?
• 1:13:11
  She has all kinds of ships. She's killing it, killing it, but
• 1:13:14
  no legs. Oh yeah, dude, there's a masturbates to some porn like
• 1:13:18
  that. Why did you follow her? Have you jacked off? You've jacked
• 1:13:26
  off to some Yeah? Yeah, video, I need video, video,
• 1:13:31
  I need video. That was only pictures. I did't poke that the picture
• 1:13:34
  he sent you. I don't he jacks off to. Now. It was
• 1:13:36
  a week on. The picture I sent him was weak. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:39
  he sent me a different It was a week as pictures of picture I
• 1:13:42
  sent him too, So it didn't matter. I want to say, this
• 1:13:44
  week's still cool. It's still cool. Her legs, her legs weren't even
• 1:13:46
  in the picture. Yeah, that's I was just like, what the with
• 1:13:50
  this? Yeah? Regulars fucking phone? You don't rag on her phone?
• 1:13:56
  What's up? You down to take a tank for the Saturday at the tall
• 1:13:59
  don't gold balloons? We saw you dance how you dance on dude? Huh?
• 1:14:06
  We saw you dance. I forgot about that. I was wild seeing.
• 1:14:10
  Like Jeffrey says, you already know the legs get in the way sometimes,
• 1:14:14
  all right, So you gotta tell me that never been in this Saturday
• 1:14:16
  pull up to the tail gate. Oh yeah, you're trying to. Yeah,
• 1:14:20
  I'll be there like Teddy yanky yo. I'm sure at the time we're
• 1:14:23
  like yo, it's not like, oh my god, wet legs were not
• 1:14:26
  here. I never thought, oh this bitch got legs. Man, oh
• 1:14:35
  man, I'm not trying to kick it in an emput because you know she's
• 1:14:39
  got I don't even think she has a fucking empty legs. A bitch with
• 1:14:43
  a broken leg. Hey, we're getting to that. We're going towards that
• 1:14:45
  time. But what did you say? The bitch came to my spo with
• 1:14:48
  like a fucked up shadow whole cast on her thing like a boot. Was
• 1:14:51
  it deformed? No, she just got a broken legs. Something happened to
• 1:14:55
  her leg and boarding she put on her Only fans eat her up, so
• 1:15:00
  she went, So she hits you up. Hey, s comebacks, Hey,
• 1:15:04
  I need to record some only fans call in. I have a broken
• 1:15:08
  leg. We're just kicking it we're just kicking it. And then she started
• 1:15:11
  showing me her only fans. I was like, man, I just suck
• 1:15:14
  this dick and film it. And and she did it with the broken leg.
• 1:15:18
  Yeah, but the cast everyone saw that broken leg, the cast because
• 1:15:23
  I have her bent over and because of the little cast no handicap porner you
• 1:15:30
  released it. Shoul get a handicapped just for that. You should get a
• 1:15:32
  handicapp because you know he has only fans you released. I had one.
• 1:15:36
  I gotta make it up again. I gotta make another. Are you going
• 1:15:38
  to release that on your only fans? I should? I should put like
• 1:15:42
  pictures of paid dog. The way you can be getting text messages, I'd
• 1:15:45
  be like, damn these bitches, like you can milk them. The bitch
• 1:15:46
  just be hitting me a balk crazy huh. But yeah, like they be
• 1:15:48
  talking to you like a man talks to a slut. That's what I don't
• 1:15:51
  get. Like that, who when you say, like, oh, when
• 1:15:54
  you're going a date through these bitches like they talk to you like you're a
• 1:15:57
  piece of meat. They talked to me like watching that little chick again with
• 1:16:02
  the no legs. Yeah, bro, she's going live right now. No,
• 1:16:05
  legs nothing better than her legs run the way was crazy, like I
• 1:16:13
  never even I'm gonna just start thinking when I'm wucking. You know, he
• 1:16:15
  does the lifting up the legs get over. At least you could get in
• 1:16:17
  deep though, think about it, because there's no no yeah, dude,
• 1:16:23
  you could just be like bitch you get But like someone in the group chat
• 1:16:26
  said, though, if you have a foot feed, that's the worst predictable
• 1:16:29
  pass if you Yeah, they can't even predict. But you know, you
• 1:16:32
  don't even gotta be buffed starting up or oh you can pick that up like
• 1:16:36
  nothing. Bro, you gotta you gotta think about how much your legs weigh.
• 1:16:40
  You could kidnap her easy legs. Well, each leg weighs less at
• 1:16:43
  least ten pounds. That's twenty pounds less. You can kidnap her. No,
• 1:16:48
  think about it. You can just throw over your over your shoulders and
• 1:16:53
  coming with me chicken nugget girl, and she's just gonna wiggle like when you
• 1:16:58
  catch a fish. You know what I mean? What the weirdness that you
• 1:17:02
  funk like handicap wise like no no hand cap nothing like in a wheelchair,
• 1:17:10
  but in a wheelchair. Ros Rosie was just retarded, not like retarded retarded,
• 1:17:14
  but like like like stripper retarded, like like I don't think I've ever
• 1:17:17
  I don't think I don't think i've ever fucked the special needs person like a
• 1:17:23
  pand like weird a cuff no none of that hand yeah no no, like
• 1:17:30
  just a prosthetic hand like it was. It was stake. It was missing
• 1:17:33
  from hearing on, like literally like from hearing on and it was just like
• 1:17:36
  a Vegas like type of deally broke up there because she couldn't give you a
• 1:17:40
  hand drop on. Now the other hand was good. I'm just saying,
• 1:17:44
  like, you know what, you can't. Hand jobs suck anyways. Let's
• 1:17:46
  be real. You ever have a good hand job like like like like better
• 1:17:49
  than yours, better than yours. If it's not better than mine, I
• 1:17:53
  don't want it. No, not either, you off of it sometimes yeah
• 1:17:58
  sometimes no, there's no way you've had a better But it wasn't dating.
• 1:18:00
  It was like kind of like hey, some bit of jack of all crazy
• 1:18:03
  and start talking to you and they're just jacking it off and looking at your
• 1:18:06
  dick like oh my god, I'm amazed by your dick and then just jack
• 1:18:09
  you off or like Oh, this bitch is getting off on this dick.
• 1:18:13
  I'm not saying. I'm not saying hot women who worshiped your dick, I
• 1:18:15
  don't know, retarded the bitch of like my big dog, no cap like
• 1:18:21
  it's just weird, like yeah, a nice dick. I don't know,
• 1:18:26
  thank you. They don't even compliment me, like, hey, you're cute.
• 1:18:28
  Nothing, it's like you have a cute dick. You have a nice
• 1:18:30
  dick, Never like hey when you're good looking. Never that I thought you.
• 1:18:32
  I would think you'd be trauma freedom in here, you know, I
• 1:18:35
  know, and getting way get incuse you're not nice to you just want to
• 1:18:42
  super nice. What the And now that I think about it, I'm surprised
• 1:18:45
  you're not. You're not traumatized from fucking jerking jerk offs. That's what fucking
• 1:18:49
  broke your fucking circumcised day. I thought, like to me, I'm like,
• 1:18:54
  no more jerking on, get me a favorite, could put the skin
• 1:18:56
  back clean that motherfucker, get the cheese out and brohm much cheese did you
• 1:19:00
  have like piled up in there when I was when I was in high school,
• 1:19:03
  I was like, whoa, what is this? You know, and
• 1:19:04
  you've put this like a year ago. Probably Xaber had to get it.
• 1:19:15
  I think back then, I was like, whoa, what is the cheese
• 1:19:16
  ship? So she said, you know that could have got infected and they
• 1:19:19
  could have like that could have gone bad homie. Well good thing at dinner.
• 1:19:23
  And still she saved your life. You should hit her up, dog,
• 1:19:26
  she gave her some free merch at least, bro right up she has
• 1:19:30
  come back. Well, she saved your live, bro, I could get
• 1:19:31
  it. What's the number I can call in? That's sad, I know,
• 1:19:40
  but I was in high school. You don't know about the ChIL.
• 1:19:42
  Yeah, your fucking parents would tell you about I didn't tell my mom and
• 1:19:45
  mom my Chile. I put the skim back. You told your mom then,
• 1:19:51
  quite hockey, believe it or not. Yeah, you told your mom?
• 1:19:56
  Yeah, my mom. When when I was looking shower and she's like,
• 1:19:59
  pull that ship back. I was like dwelling. She's like, I
• 1:20:00
  don't give fuck Pierre. She was watching you shower and tell you put your
• 1:20:03
  da I was fucking four or five. Yeah, like she should, because
• 1:20:06
  like a fucking mom should make sure your dick don't get infected. Dog.
• 1:20:10
  Yeah, I do not blame her. What are you talking about your dick's
• 1:20:14
  about to get infected, and you're like, oh, don't matter, Thank
• 1:20:15
  God for that jerk off. No, but okay, that the cheese comes
• 1:20:19
  from from not washing you. It comes from precum that drives up in your
• 1:20:24
  chiel. No, it does not broad have you not? Have you jacked
• 1:20:28
  off? And the next day you wake up and you know, clean it
• 1:20:30
  all the way. The next day you wake up and there's like things like,
• 1:20:31
  oh, she gotta put the skin back and watch that bitch. And
• 1:20:33
  then comes from natural God put cheese there. It came from your fucking little
• 1:20:38
  machito right there, that happy cows, happy cheese. The happy cheese wake
• 1:20:45
  up to crazy. You don't wake up like and if you know, because
• 1:20:47
  it has a little bit of pp too, because coming white have should be
• 1:20:57
  pulled back and be getting clean. Since you were like two three years old,
• 1:21:00
  dog, I remember, I remember going to the doctor and to pull
• 1:21:02
  the skin back and that shit hurt dog that you that hurt. I was
• 1:21:05
  like, man, this ship, I don't want to pull the ship that
• 1:21:08
  hurts back. Then I have to. But that's the thing you have to.
• 1:21:11
  I could put it back back whatever. That ship just goes back should
• 1:21:13
  go back. You want truck? All right, bet, all right,
• 1:21:17
  that's good here straight up, hey man, we want to thank everybody for
• 1:21:24
  tuning in today. I want to take scumbacks for joining us one more time,
• 1:21:28
  even though it's been a wild ass episode, always a good time having
• 1:21:30
  this bow up in here. It was shout out to Steph Tone for leaving
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  enough gas and Teewey for making it possible. Ray do them shoutouts. Shout
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  post with that bat for Chilly could draw you again with the bat. She
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  I'm gonna keep it here. I'm gonna put it in my little show.
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  I put some other thing in Africa on the wall. You can hang it.
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  that a lot of holes that you got any any fucking boxing matches coming up?
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  You're sponsoring him anything? I just finished sponsoring Bluenose Lopez. He just
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  fought. He won. He's fighting in February, so I think we're gonna
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  do another collab, set up a checko sponsoring him too, or we do
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  a lot of collabse so he might be fighting in February too. But next
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  year I plan to collab with more boxers, not a lot, because I'm
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  pretty picky of like, sure, yeah, yeah you should, Yeah,
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  you know, you don't want to overdo it, but I want to do
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  enough. I've been noticing enough for me to we've noticed it. I told
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  I was like, bro, this was in the coming on like Blue Nose
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  Lopez. He came out versus I said, you gotta get him, you
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  gotta get him a little soon. And then when you get up there already
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  warning the merch and they'll be like, it's on showtime. It's been on
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  the player. Yeah, it's been on his own. It's coming up,
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  like I trip out, Like I love boxing, So when I see him,
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  like, did you ever box? I know we're almost done, but
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  did you ever shoot? If they go to a gym to practice, just
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  to work out, and then that was that's why I met more boxers there.
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  I will go and I wouldn't get in the ring or nothing, but
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  I'll just do the workout. And that ship was crazy as workout. Bro,
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  I don't know how they do it. That's you gotta really dedicate your
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  So there you go go, cop One. Yeah, thank you for describing.
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  We'll see you guys here Saturday. We got on Saturday, we got
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  gonna start filming late late, just and uh listen, man, taking one
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