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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 74 - $300 Date · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 3: What is Up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad podcast. We are back in the uh our
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  Speaker 3: original studio.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it was like our second home that we kind
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  Speaker 1: of we had an original studio. Then we started doing
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  Speaker 1: it in these because we got scared, and then we
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  Speaker 1: moved back to the good studio and now back in
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  Speaker 1: the bad. We're back in the bad place. We're to
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  Speaker 1: kind of represent how we are doing mentally.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we're now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all back in We're in a pretty bad place, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all positivity these days. I'm happy as so. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we've been on a need to be depressed or happy?
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  Speaker 3: Just let me know. I don't know. I just don't
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  Speaker 3: like this room. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What should we do? Dude? Do you want to like
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  Speaker 1: break shit in here?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to find it? Take? Take? Like I
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  Speaker 3: feel like if we're gonna do they should just lean
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  Speaker 3: into it and just paint the walls black.
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  Speaker 1: They should paint over the TV screens yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or wait yeah wait yeah, white walls. Pat it and
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  Speaker 3: singing asylum. That's what it feels like. What it feels
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  Speaker 3: like sometimes for like a monkey in a cage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a monkey and doing my little dance insane asylum dance,
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  Speaker 1: do my little.
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  Speaker 3: Dance for the big guys upstairs.
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  Speaker 1: They're fucking clapping, throwing very small coins at you. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: barely any coins.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 3: That's just another day in the industry. Let's talk industry.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, tell me's about to break into the industry.
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  Speaker 1: He's been asking you for your agent at every fucking turn.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: It's not well.
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  Speaker 3: I want to start trying stand up. He needs a team, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean I will need to make up. You need
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  Speaker 3: you need a runner. I need a pamper chef. Yeah, yeah, chef.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe a private show. I actually, if I was if
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  Speaker 3: I made a lot of money, I would The first
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  Speaker 3: thing I would do is get a private chef. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even care, if I don't even care, if I
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  Speaker 3: have a nice kitchen, I would literally have them in
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  Speaker 3: my apartment that I live in the burn. Yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 3: I would do. I would pay a lot of money
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  Speaker 3: for that.
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  Speaker 1: You get sixty.
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  Speaker 3: I would be willing to give like fifty percent of
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  Speaker 3: my money away for a private chef. I like eating
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  Speaker 3: out too much. I hate I hate eating out. I
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  Speaker 3: just don't like cooking. Yeah, I don't like cooking out.
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  Speaker 3: I just never do it. Just order food like some
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't you rather have like a healthy No, sometimes I
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  Speaker 3: want that drunk. I yearned for that that Wendy.
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  Speaker 1: Don't at all. Yeah, so bad, like eating something super
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  Speaker 1: late at night and like recognizing in the morning what
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  Speaker 1: it just did to your tummy. That's a terrible feeling.
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  Speaker 1: But you're just loading up on Junior Baking cheeseburgers.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, McDonald's gives me a specific stomach ache, like
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  Speaker 6: I know it's called like the McDonald's stomach ache. Like
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  Speaker 6: it's a feeling that nothing else in the world gives me.
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  Speaker 6: It's just you just feel bad. Yeah, but it's like
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  Speaker 6: a specific gassiness. But it's not like I'm shitting lost,
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  Speaker 6: like I'm.
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  Speaker 1: It like a stomach ache in your brain.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a ton of It's so much salt
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  Speaker 3: and preservatives and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You could tell that the cows were like real, real
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  Speaker 1: sad and scared when they got killed.
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  Speaker 3: Their corn their depression.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, corn makes you fucking sad and scared.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the cows are supposed to eat corn, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: just feed them corn because it's cheaper.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I didn't even think corn was real to
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  Speaker 1: a little bit ago.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. You know, they have to cut open the cows
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  Speaker 3: and and pull the corn out of their stomach because
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't because they can't digest it.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, I don't know why do we keep letting it
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  Speaker 6: readily available to them?
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  Speaker 3: Because that's how people make money in America, and they
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  Speaker 3: love the taste. It's a business this fucking country.
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  Speaker 1: They just butter it up and put some casion.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's what they do well. And the cows can't
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  Speaker 3: even walk because they're so fat. They tip over cows.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: What documentary?
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  Speaker 3: No, well, I just know this. I watched documentary about
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  Speaker 3: it a long time ago. Sounds like an eleven minute
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  Speaker 3: YouTube video. Watched that science class in like ninth grade.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever a cow gets killed, they have to like carve
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  Speaker 1: it open like a pumpkin, and there's just corn and there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, they're still alive when this is happening.
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  Speaker 1: They carve open live, live cows.
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  Speaker 3: And they have to the corn out of their body and.
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  Speaker 1: Then they just just sew them back up and they
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  Speaker 1: kill them.
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  Speaker 3: And feed them more corn. Yeah, all of them, once
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  Speaker 3: or twice. This is a real thing that happens.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound cost effect.
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  Speaker 3: It is because they're because they're because they're making so
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  Speaker 3: much money on the cows.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler, is this shit true?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea. I can't even wait. I'll look
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  Speaker 3: it up, look it up.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to the bottom of this. Does every cow
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  Speaker 1: get split open and in a cesarean section over and
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  Speaker 1: over again so corn can get cleared out of it?
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  Speaker 3: You're saying, it's just what the big corporations do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the big the big farms, the big cow farms. See. Now,
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  Speaker 3: what am I even supposed to look up to find this?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You're fucking spitting this ship into the air. And you
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  Speaker 1: know our listeners will take this ship as fact and
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  Speaker 1: fucking argue with with their relatives at Thanksgiving about this ship.
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  Speaker 1: Like no, I fucking heard it on a podcast. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I swear to fucking God. You have to split them
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  Speaker 1: open and clean them out like a dryer, like get
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  Speaker 1: the lint out of the dryer.
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  Speaker 3: It's real. This is real. Is called calving.
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  Speaker 1: Calving like c a l e i ener, like cutting
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  Speaker 1: a calf in half calving calving cool.
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  Speaker 3: I looked up. I looked up corn coming out of cows?
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  Speaker 1: Are cows made of corn?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, cows might be actually fucking made.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't find it, but it says
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  Speaker 3: that it must be real because it's not because it's
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  Speaker 3: not natural for cows to eat large quantities of corn.
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  Speaker 3: Animals raised on it are more likely to suffer from
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  Speaker 3: health issues that most include bloat or possibly fatal amounts
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  Speaker 3: of excess gas and liver. Absence.
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  Speaker 1: Obsesses, absesses, We're obsessed. Speaking of obsessed, dude, I just uh,
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  Speaker 1: I brought in a prep sheet for us to work
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  Speaker 1: on today, just like kind of some thought starters, Like
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  Speaker 1: I figure like thoughts starters will kind of fucking launch
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  Speaker 1: us into the type of stuff we, uh, we want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about. So this first one is is it
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  Speaker 1: okay for a man to masturbate m fellas? What do
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  Speaker 1: we think? God?
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  Speaker 3: I'm still stuck up on this corn thing, so I know,
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  Speaker 3: I know, I don't think I'm wrong. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 3: they actually do this, But like, what am I supposed
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  Speaker 3: to google to find this?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like, do they cut the
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  Speaker 1: corn out of cows. I feel like that would be
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  Speaker 1: a If it was real, people would have asked this question.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It might be inherently sexist to masturbate. How do you
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  Speaker 6: mean because women obviously are here for one thing, which
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  Speaker 6: is too pleasure to bed and to say and to say,
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  Speaker 6: oh no, oh no, women, I don't need you to
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  Speaker 6: do that anymore. I'm gonna do it myself. You're taking
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  Speaker 6: away the one thing women are on this earth for which.
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  Speaker 3: We're not a misogynistic podcast. I don't know where you
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  Speaker 3: got that idea. Their son of a boy dad two masculine. Three,
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  Speaker 3: we're God three masculine, we're God loving men, and before that,
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  Speaker 3: we're women loving men.
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  Speaker 1: But you guys both do it God, it's not a
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  Speaker 1: woman you. Then that means your guys aren't. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are on the same page that it is not okay
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  Speaker 1: for a man to master that.
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  Speaker 3: I love God, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You love you just had different reasons to get to
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  Speaker 1: the same conclusion, right right, Because you don't do it
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  Speaker 1: because it's I.
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  Speaker 3: Would be taking away women's one use on this planet.
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  Speaker 3: And you don't do it because because I'm saving myself
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  Speaker 3: for marriage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you'd love God.
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  Speaker 3: So much, and I love God and he says not
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  Speaker 3: to master, and.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just floating towards it, like roof of
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  Speaker 1: your bedroom, just looking down on you to see if
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  Speaker 1: yours always watching.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm not particularly religious, but I do believe in
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  Speaker 6: God to a degree. And I don't masturbate on Sundays.
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  Speaker 6: It's like the one religious thing I do because it's
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  Speaker 6: in the ten Commandments to keep the Lord's a day holy.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't go to church, but I do not
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  Speaker 3: masturbate on Sunday. Meat. Do I eat meat on Sundays?
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  Speaker 1: Do you beat meat?
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  Speaker 3: No beating me, just eating it? The church to eat
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  Speaker 3: meat on Sundays, that's Fridays during Lent.
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  Speaker 1: But also it used to be all Fridays.
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  Speaker 3: But I think it was supposed to be all Sundays too,
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  Speaker 3: or am I wrong?
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  Speaker 6: Sundays your feet, Sunday dinner, you have people ever for
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  Speaker 6: sauce and me polls, but.
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  Speaker 3: Like Chick fil As closed on Sundays.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that that's a different type of shit
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  Speaker 1: that that you should be a church. They're resting, it's
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  Speaker 1: not like they're not selling. It is that the workers
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  Speaker 1: can't work, I think, which is all neither one of
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  Speaker 1: them really makes sense, and I think that it should
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  Speaker 1: just be because people were like broke you. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: just haven't seen the light yet, and I'm waiting for
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  Speaker 1: some of my most fucking enlightened friends to maybe share
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  Speaker 1: it with.
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  Speaker 3: You.
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  Speaker 1: See, and you keep all the lights yourself, and it
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  Speaker 1: says in the Bible you shouldn't keep your light under
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  Speaker 1: a bushel, And somehow you got a big fucking bushel
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  Speaker 1: with a bunch of light under it. And I can't
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  Speaker 1: even get.
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  Speaker 3: A try and this into a negative thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm just saying I want to be saved.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be baptized.
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  Speaker 3: You want to save when you're well and ready.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go down to the river.
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  Speaker 3: Brother, you hope you'll get there.
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  Speaker 1: Take me to the fucking river.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you could handle the river.
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  Speaker 1: I would fucking swim in the river.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'd probably float to the fucking float into fucking
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  Speaker 1: heaven straight away. Second question, do girls prefer clitter.
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming it says clitteral petr clitterical stimulation or penetration.
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  Speaker 1: Clitterists doesn't say clitteral says do you girls prefer glitterist?
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  Speaker 1: Stimulation off of that over penetration. Do girls prefer clitteral
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  Speaker 1: stimulation over penetration?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to go first. I've never been with
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  Speaker 3: a woman before sexually, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And Tommy are a resident deviant. Yes, known fucker except well,
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  Speaker 1: do you fuck on Sundays?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be fine fucking on. You take fucking when
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  Speaker 3: you can get it every day of the week.
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  Speaker 6: It might drive the times if I get If I
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  Speaker 6: get home late from the bar on a Saturday night
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  Speaker 6: and it's technically Sunday morning, I'll treat myself.
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  Speaker 3: I will. I will technically break you that rule.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you jerk off when you get home from the bar.
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  Speaker 6: If I was all horned up and I wasn't able
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  Speaker 6: to stick it in anything, I might be a horned
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  Speaker 6: up guy.
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  Speaker 1: You are, dude, You're the opposite of Glenny.
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  Speaker 3: Like Glenn, just like Mike Wallace and Tommy was like
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  Speaker 3: a fuck a nightmare. Bro, it's gonna be so much snatch.
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  Speaker 6: We we did not say that you were very pro.
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  Speaker 6: All you do is go to strip clubs.
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  Speaker 3: I've never said those words once. If anything, I would
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  Speaker 3: go to a strip club to save the girls. That
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  Speaker 3: would be the only reason I would ever go to
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  Speaker 3: a strip club.
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  Speaker 1: You guys try to go to a strip club?
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  Speaker 3: Did I know you were in the car. You were
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  Speaker 3: very much like, yeah, I love strip clubs.
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  Speaker 7: Me.
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  Speaker 3: My boys are in Denver to strip No, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: I went along to try and stop Tommy and Mike.
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  Speaker 1: You try to say that.
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  Speaker 3: I was saying, hail Mary is the entire.
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  Speaker 1: We were pulling.
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  Speaker 6: We we we were in an uber and we went.
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  Speaker 6: We just googled a strip club in La. We got there, clearly,
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  Speaker 6: very bad area under an overpass off a highway.
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  Speaker 3: I asked you, was like, it's a bad area. It's
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  Speaker 3: a bad area.
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  Speaker 6: And he was like, here, tell me about this is
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  Speaker 6: not a good area. And I was like, all right,
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  Speaker 6: let's abort mission. Sounds like it's probably fine. It's probably fine,
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  Speaker 6: Like it's right there, we're just walking.
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I I was silent, wanted to go, and I want
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  Speaker 3: your rocks. I wanted to get your your time. The
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  Speaker 3: entire my boys in Denver, we always go to strip club.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, I've never done that, damn and so
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  Speaker 1: so what happened?
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  Speaker 3: So we left there. It's white sass is begging. You
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  Speaker 3: want to know what really happened. We didn't go there.
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  Speaker 3: We go somewhere else. It's literally a prostitute substitution, literally
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  Speaker 3: a prostitution ring. I'm like, I'm leaving. I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: in there. And Tommy and Mike were like, we were
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  Speaker 3: curious about the movie, dude, I kind of want to
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  Speaker 3: just like know what was like, Yeah, we were curious
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  Speaker 3: about and walked in. We go in. There's like girls
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  Speaker 3: like chained down to bleachers. They were waiting. They're like,
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  Speaker 3: you can rent the girls for like one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 3: to play pool with them. And Tommy was like, I
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  Speaker 3: haven't played play I don't know. I'm not that good
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  Speaker 3: at pool. Like maybe they're give me some tips. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, no, dude, you do love.
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  Speaker 1: To play pool though, so I'm surprised you were just
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  Speaker 1: racking it up or some No.
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  Speaker 3: I I was like, I am absolutely not going. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So there was like this this older couple that owned it.
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  Speaker 6: All the girls were on the side. They won't even
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  Speaker 6: look at it. It's like making feel they probably don't
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  Speaker 6: want to, uh. And then they were like they were like,
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  Speaker 6: this is not a strip club. Just so you know,
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  Speaker 6: they're like you have companionship it was a companionship, but
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  Speaker 6: it is not a strip for that's fucking weird. We
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  Speaker 6: walked outside and Mike is talking to this I guess
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  Speaker 6: he's like the bouncer or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: It was a fake bouncer that they send him out there, and.
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  Speaker 6: The bouncers like, oh yeah, for three hundred girls, you
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  Speaker 6: could for three hundred dollars you could.
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  Speaker 3: The owners to say that, but then they send out
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  Speaker 3: that they send out like the O, the cool, cool bouncer,
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  Speaker 3: and he's like, dude, you could fuck him for three
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  Speaker 3: He's like, ude, this is a good place. And then
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  Speaker 3: Mike is like Mike and Tommy, they're like just him.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, hey, man, I would have probably spent three
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollars on a date anyway, Like trying to like
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  Speaker 3: there is a truth, to try to reason with theirs
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  Speaker 3: to why they should fuck these girls. That was I
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  Speaker 3: was never.
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  Speaker 6: I would never muddled to America. I would never I
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  Speaker 6: would I would get muddled in.
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  Speaker 3: They were smuggled into America to be there.
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  Speaker 6: They're free country, see heroin from whatever socialist land.
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  Speaker 3: One of the darker moments of my life. It was insane.
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  Speaker 1: You saved them.
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  Speaker 3: I mean the fact guys like us, No, not me,
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  Speaker 3: save that? Well yeah, not you. You don't save them.
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  Speaker 3: I saved them.
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  Speaker 1: You went back in.
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  Speaker 3: Let a single mother? Maybe pay?
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: I went in.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: I went and the only reason I even went was
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: is I wanted to go in and I wanted to say, Hey,
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: how much money do I have to give you to
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: free these girls? Or you? Like like I was going.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: I felt like I was going to a dog pound. Yeah.
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to pay the owners. I wanted to
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: pay the girls so that they feed their free.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah you wanted to pay the three hundred and then
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: just climb out the window with the girl?
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: No, run, run, run, go pull them. I was going
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: to stand in the bathroom and like give them all
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: a boost and put them all out the windows.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: How much would it be for all the girls?
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: You must want to have some kind of party and
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: you just fucking push them out the fucking women's bathroom window.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah you gotta go back, you bloays have to go
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: back next time?
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Are in La Angels now? Ali is like that La
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: was way more fun this time around than it was
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: when we were in A. I love the super Bowl.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah it sucked for the super Bowl. Wait, so would
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: you go with clatoral or penetration clotoral.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: That's yours, that's your fun stance.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, dope. The stigma of being thirty one and
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: not married or pregnant.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Wait what do you mean? I don't know.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. What's worse now, like the stigma
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: that is around stigma.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I know like a lot of people who are thirty
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: one who aren't married. It's worse if you're a woman.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: We talked about it.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: We thought about this when I went on asage.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Problem and this is a we accept everyone. Well, we
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: were we were, I was on Ana Is a month ago. Like,
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: there's no lonelier existence than like a twenty.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: Nine year old unmarried woman because like you're older or
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: like single word.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: It is like nineteen fifties. No, because like you're most
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: people are not married.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: The only friend they had their spatul.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: Apologized from twenty nine to thirty two. If you're a
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: purely single thirty two year old woman, no sadder existence
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: because when you.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Get to them, you're bugging.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: You become it's notly andrew tates. You become why are
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: you not pro creating? You become like the funner aunt
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: you know's, Oh she's the coolest thing. Why would you be, dude, Like,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: if you're an aunt when you're thirty two, there's no
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: like Well, unless you have a sibling who's like ten
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: years older than you, their kids are like fifteen, you're
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: the fun ant.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: You're the fun ant. When No, once you get to
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: the forties, I'm saying, I'm saying, even thirty two.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: You don't have that.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Why would why would being an aunt be more of
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: a like joy than being a single thirty two year
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: old woman who can just like live in twenty twenty
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: two and just like look, oh I fuck whoever she wants.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Agree with it. I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Argument. I don't know who.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't know who brought this up originally,
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: but I just know that this is how society thinks.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: I think being a single thirty year old woman is
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: in power person. But I do think that there's there's
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: a view of society where you said exactly what BACKPEDA.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know who brought that up, but I am
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: how old are you underally twenty six? Yeah, I'm twenty six,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: So you think like any girls your age in two
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: years them not No, that's that's why I said thirty two.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I just know you actually said twenty would say twenty eight?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Said no, we were said twenty nine, twenty eight, and
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: then he went back down to twenty eight, and then
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: we shout out I never went to twenty I went
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: from twenty nine to thirty two. You're lying, but that's
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: so three years from now time you better be married. No, no, no,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I was a guy. It's the whole other said, my
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: whole life, said my whole life.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Dude, you are Andrew Tate. Did you do walk like
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Andrew Tate? Did you see him like walking and ship
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: like that? And how how like he has like a
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: kind of a silly silly walk.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Do you walk You might want to call it I
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: have a fruity one a little bit. Oh yeah, do
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: you think I was with the Brooklyn boys last night
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: and I was like insecure about my walk because they
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: all walk real.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Cool what how so? Oh yeah, carrying a skateboard.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Carrying a skateboard like kind of just like like they
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: all got these cool ass pants on.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: They do have cool pants over their home. You have
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: cool pants in Brooklyn and everybody is like freshly unshowered,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: and I don't even know how.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Everyone's smoking SIGs. It's crazy.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Everyone's Transit's so fire.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I know they have a good time over there. They party.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all transit out there. No, we were, we were.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: In my side. Note I left my card at that bar.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Is it close to your apartment?
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: No? No, No, you got to go out there again. Bro,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: that's like a.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Might come back trans though you feel there one more time?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: That sucks. That would be fucking and get a new one.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: No, go out, just ask whoever was ask Adam to get.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: It for you.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: No, you left your uh uh, your notebook on stage too.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was horrifying. I thought they were going to
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: pick it up and read it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: It was this stupid.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: Genuinely that'd be a pretty good comment. The actor comedian
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: goes up and just mocks the jokes. The last guy left,
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Like a lot of people do that.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Don't all people do?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: All do that?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I thought you said you want to be a comic.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: How routinely are people forgetting their notebooks on stage? Never,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: that was the first one I've ever done it, exactly.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: But making fun of the person's jokes in front of them.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that's me.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: So what kind of comedy are you gonna do once
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: you become a comedian?
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Really dark, like a Jesle neck type of darkness. Oh
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: really yeah yeah yeah. Compare yourself to someone.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Just only thing better than a baby's a dead baby
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: and shit whatever he's talking about, dude. Yeah, yeah, that's
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: just gonna be fucking hilarious.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Thank you, joke writer. Though he pretty good just didn't die,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't have been able to save us. Yeah, or
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I guess baby Jesus didn't die, but no, he did. Eventually,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: he grew up to die. He grew up to die
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: and saved us.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they almost killed Moses too. They almost fucking clipped
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Moses' bitch as just dumped him in the river.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: What do you know about Moses bitch?
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Like, it's one of my favorite It's like and it's
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: like yeez like yeezy or Hope like Jesus and Hop
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: like Moses and Jesus.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I butchered that. I butchered that. She just can't.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Comfortable. My skin is crawling right now.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Smokes effect. He makes a skin crawl like your toes.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were, they were trying to kill babies back
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: in the day, though they still are. No, we reverse
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that ship, baby, It's unpossible.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not Uh, I don't support. I don't know
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: he's you're a man of God. You're anti I mean,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I mean like a mental pretzel.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: You're at a big crossroas.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know where.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: You're a man of God who just had a night
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: of comedy, dude.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: For forgiveness when I left Brooklyn.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to pray on that ship and prayed
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: all night long. Well, Jesus, Jesus parlayed with sinners. That
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: was like kind of his thing, Like he was always
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: just mix it up with prostitutes and ship like that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: He was Jesus.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Probably in that bar, dude, probably dressed with some thick
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: rimmed glasses.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: This is like a fucking plane hangar. Where the oh
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: the I thought you were talking about the prostitution ring.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Why are you back on the prostitution because.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I said Jesus was with the prostitutes, so I see
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: where he's coming from.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: But it was he's horny.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like you, brother, you hang around with a
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: bunch of high tea individuals. You're just an amalgamation of
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: the five spend the most time.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Boys are Tommy's high tea. Oh yeah, you and I'm
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: low T. That's what the T stands for, Tommy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Tommy.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: What's our next question?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: This is a this was a fucking good one. How
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: can a younger divorced guy or girl with kids approach
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: that subject with a date. Let's stop for an ad
• 22:13
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• 22:14
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• 22:45
  Speaker 3: we're back. Hope you guys stuck around this question? Who that? So?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Once again? How can a younger divorced guy or girl
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: with kids approach that subject with a date? Start clipping
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: this right, fucking now.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Whoever submitted this is fucking naughty. That's all I have
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Think you just got to go in and just be
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: honest your truth.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: My move would be kind of sniffed the air and
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: be like it smells like my ex wife's pussy and
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: just see if that's if that kind of three.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Babies crawled out of it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: So when you go on a date with the girl,
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: you always need to give her a reason to come
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: back to your apartment.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: So those kids can act as a.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: Reason just at the end of the day, like, hey,
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: you want to come I would that be the reason
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: I love girls? Dude, I think that time it's like
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: a real TikTok, or it was like a TikTok. It
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: was like this guy, he's like, girls always need a
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: reason come back to your crips.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Like for me, it's Mario. He's like, I tell I
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: tell them that there's no way they can beat me
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: in Mario Kart, and they always come back and we
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: never play Mario card call it Mario, I.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Say, Mario. I'm not sure what he says. Why you're
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: a Mario guy?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's how it's pronounced Italian.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: So so, my bro, Tommy, what's your last names? Belly?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Why don't you open up a pizza place? She belly?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know, like a pregnant woman's stomach.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like any woman's stomach could be a she.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: But like when I'm thinking more of a belly, like
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: a belly, like a belly, that's actually a good ice
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: breaker for like letting like the kids thing.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Bring up the she belly. Yeah, so you know, my
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: name sounds like she belly. Like, by the way, my
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: ex wife belly is a little big yourself. Are you pregnant?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Have you been pregnant?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Because I used to someone who's pregnant, my ex wife
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: who has three kids. And then bammage.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: This is fun. This is a good podcast.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, this is I mean, I just
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: kind of.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Inspired by this, give us a better and.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Then underneath it says it says religion. Underneath it, it
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: was like, how can how can you how can a
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: young divorced guy or girl with religion approach that subject
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: on a date? If you religion on a day?
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Religious that I was going to say, if you had
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: kids and then divorce.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Carter, there's also no doubt in my mind that Tommy.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Says, how do you get better at sex? That's like
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: did someone write when one of them wrote that, they're asking,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: how do you leave a note like this here? Unless
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: you want people to us?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: What is? What's the scoreboard?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's just on the bag. Oh I
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: genuinely have been assuming these questions. No. I think it's
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: from the Dave Portnoy show.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: How do you get better at sex? Break it? Then?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I think the thoral stimulations any good?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: How did you get better at sex?
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: I just wonder people been asking Dave, how do you
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: break it? Guiding? If it's okay for a god master.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Be I mean Tommy, maybe there's one podcast? Yeah, you
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: know exactly that's true. And speaking of which, hey, if
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: you've ever if you're a big stooly and uh, you
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: know you've just been dying to see your favorite barstool
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: personalities naked. A lot of us are now online, well
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: not naked.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Just no we are No there have you not been yet?
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You got to update your account?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Bro? Yeah? Shi, how do you want only fans yet? Tommy?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I'm probably I started mine earlier today. I've already made
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: eight hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, just a really cheap one.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I think, you know, cheaper the better. No, I went
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: five hundred dollars and just post dick because like, no
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: one's gonna just post your thoughts like thoughts, Yeah, what
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: is between that and like I was just doing a patriot.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It's the same thing. But what if we just put
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the podcast out only fans?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they would never know.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: That's fire. But and it's also if it was ever
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: published somewhere. And I think that's kind of the long play.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: You're just trying to eventually sue someone one like you
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: were bait carring someone into doing revenge porn on you
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: so you can eventually.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Oh you could sue the funk out of.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Someone exactly someone post.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: In some states, revenge porn is a federal crime. Now
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: God damn.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get on only fans some people. I
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: want to. I need to fucking ride on my enemies.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: But if I if I created an only fans posted
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: just a picture of my dick, and then someone posted
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: on like the barstool subreddit, I'd have like a lawsuit
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: on my hands.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that borderline seems.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Like I have no idea, But I think about like whenever,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: whenever do that?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Though, Like what would like? I don't even think I
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: would be that pissed if someone posted a picture of
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: just my bare penis.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Because you have a great dick, dude, Like if it
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: was me, if it was something like that, I would
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: be like, oh no, But if it was just like
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: my like, who care, it's just all like most penises
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: look the same. Brother, You're blessed, you are very I wouldn't.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be like. I mean, I would know I
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: would be pissed, but I wouldn't.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Like Sue, Yes, you would, dude, you'd cry.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I would probably cry tears out of your face. Dude,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: would sue. I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: it was so delusional.
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: All I'm thinking about right now is this Woodstock ninety
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: nine documentary.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: How much of it did you watch?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I just finished the first episode. It's so sweet, it's
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: so good. Corn Rules, Yeah, that shit was insane.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: And did you had you ever listen to corn before that?
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah I hadn't really really, and it was just like
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: they do.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Rules were big into corn back in middle school.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: When they're all bent over now.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so sick that's how they all play, and.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: They all rock together and they're linked in.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm pumped for rage against the Machine.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Uh Olympus.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I was going to be sweet. Spoilers, bro, I said
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: it's going to be sweet. Well you didn't. You made
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: it seem like Ridge. You might not even go on.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna spoil it. I would never dance so
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: but did it didn't make you want to go to
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: a festival?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: It made me wish I went to Woodstock now, Yeah,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: specific that I don't think I would even be like
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I think even.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: The subtext was is the last time that like white
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: dudes could be white dudes without cameras, the last shopped
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: in their face could have fun? Yeah, got like white
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: guys could just like.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: It was the last time the dudes could just be dude,
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: could just grab titties. They were just grabbing tits.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Oh man, I got to get the Woodstock ninety nine,
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: not even for three hundred bucks.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: You know, there's rumors that they at Woodstock was in
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Woodstock because they wanted Bob Dylan to come perform, but
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: he never would do.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: It, and he wasn't he just down the road. Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: and because he was the counter counterculture. Woodstock was counter
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: counter counter.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: But also he had just gotten in a nearly fatal
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: accident on a motorcycle, where he then went on to
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: write to the Basement.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Tapes, of course in Woodstock.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: In Woodstock, of.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Course, bro, that's a fucking classic tale.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I don't really think Dylan would have done well at
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: the ninety nine Woodstock. He would have sucked, of course
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: he would know. That's when his voice is all like,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: oh many times like it's like all fun.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: But it was peace and love. Imagine playing for a
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: crowd of piece and love. It wasn't really was it
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: ninety nine? Wasn't fucking peace and Love nineties? Or was
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: it sixty nine?
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Was sixty nine?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I think sixty nine was the sum sixty nine the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: summer of Love.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one. He would have killed it that one.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: But also I don't know if they wanted him on
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: that one. He was pretty new in the scene.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Then oh they wanted him on ninety nine.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Well, he was definitely new in the scene. No, No,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: he wasn't new in the scene. I don't know. I
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: don't know which one he does know shit about music.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I'm just sitting here and letting the Boys riff. Yeah,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Tommy is like he went the fucking most Dangerous game show.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: We would be playing music in the car waiting and
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Tommy would make us play these like dumb ass fucking
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: well well Unwritten is a dumb ass song? No, no, no,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: you'd make us play these like. It's like it's like
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: seven am and we're sitting in the car waiting to
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: like go to one of the challenges and Tommy's making
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: us play these like who let the Dogs Out em?
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Were we ever in a car together at seven A?
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: We were always listening to these dumb ass ed.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: M oh we were listening to some Big Booty mix
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: He said, get on the golf car and play no
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: disrespect to Big Booty, but not trying to hear that
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: ship play a little bit of one. No, we don't
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: want to get copyrighted.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: We're not.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: We're gonna talk over it. We're gonna do commentary over it,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: so it's gonna be our I actually.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Know the guys should do the Big Booty mixes pretty well,
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: so it won't be a big deal.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Should I should I have not said that they were dumb?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't matter. I'm a lover, not a hater,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: and it's fucking art anyway. Dude, that shit is subjected
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: play support line. But you're saying it's dumb is a
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: reaction to the art, So like that means there art worked.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Like if you dislike something, that's as good as liking something,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: because that just means it's stimulating.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: It wasn't that it was dumb. It was that it
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: was a little too much for my It was the
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: wrong time. This at eight am. I mean, come on
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: this at eight am. It's multiple songs at the same time.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I can't listen at eight am.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's kind of splitting into me. Right. Yeah, you kind
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: of really have to be in that. You have to
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: be drunk.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: It's because Tommy is like one of those he likes.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Tommy's like a bit turn it off. We're gonna copyright
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: turn it off. Yeah that I'm like, dude, I'm trying
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: to listen to someone. The best snip that I could
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: have got music or something some John you would play
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: like hardcore fifty cent. That was when we were drunk
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: and it was nighttime. That's when I would play these Tooea.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: But no one wants to listen to that. Ship everybody did,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: but you. No one wanted to and that's why they
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: voted for me. Tell me, you're a hat. I should
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: have won that ship. It's your own fault. Yeah, but
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: you only won because me and Smitty voted for you. Well,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: it still would have been too two to one.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: You're a hack. I like that he called you a hack,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: but it mean two two one.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: I would have still had Smitty and Jordan. You would
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: have had Brianna and Billy.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I got two council votes, right, so.
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Did I and then Vivy. So probably I don't know
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: what you know, Ron hosts.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I would have won. Ron would have gone decided a
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: deciding vote for sass. Damn. Yeah, it didn't come to that.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I know you're actually what is that? Actually?
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Would you imagine if it came down the two of
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: us having to make like a fire or some ship rush,
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: I would.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Beat your ass in that. I would be the snakes.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: I would have not die. I assumed you were also
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: bad at making fires. I don't know. I think I
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: could do a fire, but I would I could not
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: do the snakes. Dude, that she was gross.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Snakes are not scary, Broy.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: They weren't that scary. What was that just touching a snake? Snakes?
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Pretty clear that don't forget your roots, brother, don't forget
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: where you came from.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Seriously, you cocky bastard.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Tell me, are you going to make any guest appearances
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: in the Surviving barstool?
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I'm helping behind the scenes, help and overlook in a
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: producer games moving smooth. Yeah, I think should I think
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: you should have beat I think you should have been
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: in it. I don't know if anyone thought about this.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I really think you should have been in it, but
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: like not been on the poster. So like the first episode,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: they like announce everyone and they bring you out.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: And like surprised, I mean surprised the other Yeah, I
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: mean if they didn't vote me out, dude, I think
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: this group wouldn't have though. I I did actually think,
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: like in my head, I was like, I think I
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: maybe you would have beat this group.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think they would have voted you out.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: No way. The only one that I think would have
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: would be Rooty. Yeah, I would have what voted you out? Wait,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: you're saying no way?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: What?
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: No one? I don't think anyone would have voted you out.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I think I would have.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: I would have taken I would have taken Tico and
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: content Kim and just frag finish line.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Them like dating. No, that's not true.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, I heard that.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: No, I heard I heard otherwise. I heard that, But
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: you mean you heard otherwise.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I heard that that we weren't dating.
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: Is no?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I heard? Well, why would you protest that? That makes
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: me think that the opposite is true, that you are dating.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not sure where that came from.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I think you know exactly where.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: It's an ugly little rumor that's going was a great friend,
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: and like.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: What's ugly about that?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Are a lover with She's like my sister. I want
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: to fuck my sister.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I think you would.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I a sister, so you would. I would not fuck
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: my sister.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Clip that, dude, there's a TikTok. Yes, dude, tell me
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: would fuck his sister? Would you fuck your sister? Is
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: he weird?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Two?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I don't even know that I'm fucking my sister.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Just this room. Dude just doesn't do it for me.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: It's like we're in a fucking insane asylum. It's not
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: very stimulant.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Rat in a cage. Yes, it's like we're in an insane.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Asylum is why are the walls gray? Yeah? This right light, right.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Insane asylum.
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• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Yo, did you know that there's parts of your brain
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: that uh like spit bro. If you touch it, it
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: stops your language. It's just like a pressure point and
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: you can like put your finger on it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like you've never know the language again.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Like I saw a video of a woman that was
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: in surgery and she spoke both English and Swedish and
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: there's like language points in your brain and they keep
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: her alive during surgery and ask her questions in English
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: and Swedish to make sure that she didn't lose either
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: of those because they're like trimming this tumor that's right
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: around the line where the fucking language points in the brain.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: And it happened before where there was a woman who
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: spoke Spanish. They like clipped the wrong part and she
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: woke up and she lost the Spanish. Yeah, that's what
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: they're gonna start doing.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: A white men cancel.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: They're gonna clip the part that yeah, and we know
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: that we're men to white straight males.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Dude. I've heard like stories like that where the people
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: like their like music is their big thing and they
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: have to like play the violin like while they're like
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: having heart surgery or like brain surger. I mean they
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: have to play the piano the entire time so that
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: they don't f it up.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Do they do the surgery even just like sit him
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: in front of a fucking organ where they're.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Playing like threes that do so requests song?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Did you play some Taylor Swiss?
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I watched. I remember I heard a story on NPR
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: a while ago where this guy got h so you're
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: a lip Yeah, and uh. I heard a sort of
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: on NPR where this guy got he had brain surgery, Dude,
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: was like completely normal, came out of the brain surgery,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: became a raging pedophile, got arrested with like multiple like
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: terabytes of child porn on his computer, but they ended
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: up like not giving him a lot of prison times
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: they found out, or maybe he didn't get any prison time.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: He definitely went to some psycho looney institution. But uh,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: they found out like the surgery like fucked his brain
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: up and like it literally turned him into Uh.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: That's crazy that that's just a switch, dude. Yeah, that
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: you could just like.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: He was already probably pretty close to being one, but
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: he just got freed then.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just cut the pedophile wire.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Poor guy.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: It's like an old movie where they're like going into
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: trim the bombs and it's like the red, green, and
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: blue wires and one of them makes you a pedophile.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the movie Speed is just about fucking Keanu Reeves
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: trying to fucking save a pedophile.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Any of us. Yeah, honestly, they don't get something. Don't
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: get brain surgery, dude, that's the world of the story.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what if you get a tumor, bro, how
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: do you how do you make sure you don't get a.
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: Little not have a pedophile, be a pedophile or be
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: a pedophile with no tumor the h old question.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that exact same.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Crazy?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be a pedophile with.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's definitely the worst pedophile with tumors, the
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: worst of all pedophile?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, pedophile, but a really happy and
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: healthy life. Or you're a.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Wait, can we just can you just add that question
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: on here and we could return this to the Mean
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Girls podcast and see if they just actually asked that
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: during their podcast Pedophile or tumor just that.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: We got to do one of those like around the
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: office videos, like an turn comes around for a TikTok
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: and it's.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Like, okay, pedophile or tumor. This is a hard this
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: is a good one.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: It is a tough one. What would you rather be?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Pedophile?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, probably, I mean, am I a benign pedophile?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Or is it a malignant pedophilia?
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Do you get caught and slash? How quickly do you do? Like?
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Can you?
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: Can you not be doing the pedophilia? And just like
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: like the idea of it no control? You do you
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: cross those lines?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: You have no control?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Obviously this brain cancer pedophile had no no control. One
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: team fucking got unleashed. Now, or he was just downloading
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: terabytes or I can't pedophiles just have a little bit.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: So I don't understand that. I understand the whole when
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: people are like, oh, they found twenty gigabytes of porn
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: downloaded on his computer, So why are you downloading porn?
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Fucking weirdo?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess because you're a pedophile and you need
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: to do it sneakily. But but that's so much.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: It may be a lot less sneaky to not download it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: It could get taken away from you at any second, probably.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I but why so much? Just have like
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: a little hard copy and like a treasure chill so much? Yeah,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: they always have all about it.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: It's always like, oh they have yeah, yeah, they had
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: a whole like yeah, one of those full room computers. Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: just the multiple hard drives.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Why are why are the pedophiles so greedy?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Dude? How do you bring that up on a date.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: You're with the girl.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: That's a good first date question. But you happen to
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: just have a hankering for children? How do you bring
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: that up? I don't think you do. I think you.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: I think you kind of you start with the head
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: a file or tumor question. That's a good icebreaker, Yeah,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: that's true. Like you two, that's a good icebreaker for
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: pedophilia on a date.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: But you want to wait till the main courses come.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: You don't want to fucking jump the gun. You want
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: to be eating while you're talking about tumors.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Maybe they've had a couple, get a couple of drinks,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: like a hinge prompt.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: It's like, debate me on this topic. I'd rather be
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: a pedophile than have a tumor.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy, update your ryah right now.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: I applied to rail like four years ago, got weightlisted.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: You just can't get off the waitlist. You're just permanent.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Why don't you reapply your fame? I can't reapply with
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: your new names. Don't you have like someone someone puts
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: you in touch. Don't you need like a recommendation for
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: that ship? Maybe talk to Dave look to Davey.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Who do you know that's on it?
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: It gave me like when I originally applied, it says
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: everyone in your contact who's on RAYA When it's all
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: just like girls numbers I had from like running the
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Smoke Show's account sending the merch and stuff, And I
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: was like, I don't think I can ask any.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: One No one that works here is on it. I
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: would imagine everybody works here. I don't know, this was
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: like four years. Would imagine everyone here works on it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: And it's like very vocal about it.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Tommy, Tommy definitely knows the actual answer to this, but
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: he's playing cool.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: No, I generally don't name dropping name.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I don't Tommy is it? Tommy is the hub of
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: office gossip d But that's.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Not getting the juices going. He's so an off office gossiper.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit of a tongue twister.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Is office gossiper? Yeah, you are an office gossiper that when.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Someone someone trusts me with information, I keep it solid. No,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: you don't, that's not true. Tommy's always likes like, if
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: someone is generally don't tell anyone this, I do not
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: do you hear big making.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Year.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: If someone is generally like, do not time with this,
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: I won't tell. If if word gets around, I'll pass that.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: And it always gets around from.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: From you, dude, because you send it in two directions
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: and then it comes back to you from both directions.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: The common misconception, why is it so common? Because there's
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: haters out there?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Bro your information merchant, dude.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: I do run an information network, Like I have different sources,
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: like if I need something about this pert, like I know.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Who to go do for different topic.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Tommy like corner me at the bar that one night
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: and he was like, you got any fucking hot gossip?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: And I told him something I thought was good. He
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: was like, I heard that four months ago. You know,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: you know Colie's about to be fucking retiring or something
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: like that. And he had the Colie ship two weeks
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: before that ship.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew Colie was quitting before he even It's
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: always this little grip they got it, they got a
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: little crew, and then they do.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: It's like there's probably on. They're probably on like Slack
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: or some dumb shit like that. They're probably like.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I got a whole group chat called the Gossip Chat.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: He was like that was from twenty eight I laughed
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: in face, like that's your rock. And I only brought
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: it up because he was like, do you have any gossip?
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: And I was.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: He like, put me on the spot if I had, as.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think I did.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, you did. I think you were because you were.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I think you were like I heard some ship.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: No, No, you said you heard you were like gossip too.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Don't lie. You liked chat and it's called tea time
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: with the couple ultiple times called me to ask about gossip.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I called you just to have good conversations.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: There's I agree, and I love a good phone call
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: with you, but there.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: No I called you. You you like rush off the
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: phone with me. When I called you, you were like
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: at the lux store with your family, and like before
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you hung up, you're just like, oh yeah, just some
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: guy from work or something like that.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Like you completely ship.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I heard him shipping on me to his family. Don't
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: act like I don't try and just parlay with you,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: and you just fucking dunked on me. That was you
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: told your dad that I was from work. That's what
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you said to your dad, And I thought that was
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: fucked up. I thought that was beyond the pale. I
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: didn't like how you used that word.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Tommy. You're a fucking menace. He is You're a little
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Give us some tea.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll, we'll.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I don't have any. You gotta have something because I
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: generally don't.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I've heard some You want to hear some tea? I
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: got one? Uh. A former coworker of ours switched her
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: bedroom with her podcasting room in her house, no publicity.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean like she's like sleeping in the she's
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: sleeping in the stew she.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Was she kind of swipp flip flip flop one room
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: with the other one. Why she just like aesthetically wanted
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: to change it up.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Oh. I thought there was kind of like a whiplash
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: type thing where he like sleeps next to the drum set.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: No, I think she's just she just wanted to just redecorated.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you motherfuckers have?
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I saw? Did you see her boob left video? She
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: was giving some piping hot advice on how to make
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I think a boob lift or something.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: To make a boobleft.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: I yeah, I feel like it was for me. Why
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: titty explosion, uncensored, uncut.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Influencer lifts, influence, make some clap.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I hope everyone here starts getting on only fans. It's
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: gonna be so. I want to do a trailer for it,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: just like a teaser.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how the Hive mind has worked.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Favorite media company you love brought you the pizza reviews
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: and favor female employee in a bikini. No, but I
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: wanted to see Dave Portnoy's cock Crows Eating a Pizza
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: now only at OnlyFans dot com.
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: Now on.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Davy Dong every pizza review, Dave gives one of the
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: guests the pepperoni and he's got the sausage.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh did you order extra sausage with that pizza?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Greg the egg and bon Jovi get.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I would love it, dude. Well, the creators of the
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Mean Girl podcast out now.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: And Eric is just like the madam of it all.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: She just is like the old couple that ran the
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: brothel you guys are talking about. Everyone's just chained to
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: their chair, making only fans.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: This is the kind of company where you got to
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: sell your body if you want to succeed.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Oh there's a fast track. You could either buy it
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and sell your body, or you could be selfish and
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: keep it all covered up.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: If you're a real, die hard barstool employee, you will
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: sell yourself and if you're a real tool, you'll buy
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: every subscription. Oh yeah, well, the Reddit boys have been
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: going nuts. Oh yeah, they're going crazy. Yeah yeah. Phoenix
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Office hasn't got anything done. Indeed, what panicking right now?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: The way that so many people have hopped on one
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: after another makes me think that whoever ups the anty
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: and starts fucking on cam, everybody else is gonna be like, well,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I got a fuck on cam too.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: You lot a titty slip there, You're make your making.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, well, then won't somebody else in turn
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: be like, well, I gotta let a titty slip too.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Slippery slow. It is a slippery slow because even Kate
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: said today like she has no idea how far she
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: would go on it.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this shit is about to ruin some people.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: But I think I think too many people are joining
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: right now. That's what I said. I said, I'm going
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: to wait a couple of months. Yeah, I said this
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: on the act.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like these announcements are all getting pushed together.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: I can't keep track of food. I want time and
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: have his own day on only fans.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Let's do an ad right here.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there?
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Pal?
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: We saw you the Hockey game market. I know you guys.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after met, big dude, Pink Whitney.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought, See you, fellas, I invented the
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: thing you pigeoned pink Whitney for legendary moments. We're back talking.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Oh something going on over there, fellows. We get it.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: You get some tea.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm having turkey taco bowls.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: At that sounds awesome. I gotta get myself a wife.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I gotta get it right, Yeah, I.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Got Well, it'll get you on the straight and arrow
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: for Bro, it will get you way closer to Jesus.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: There's only one fucking pass to Jesus, and that's a
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: fucking Steeve bat Stairway to Heaven.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah, he's real climbing the Stowway to Heaven. You
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: know sings that song Tommy.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: A c DC Big Booty mixes.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like I think I heard that in the
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: big Yeah. Yeah, it's like, yeah, damn, you're a smart boy.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Nothing that's by me. What's like your favorite who's your
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: favorite musician? Probably Drake? Really No, I love Drake. That
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: disrespect if you're joking, Uh No, I like Drake a lot.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: I just thought you guys would make fun of me
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: for now. I mean that's a friend of the podcast.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you know that make.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Fun of you.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know, because I feel like you guys he's
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: no Bob Dylan, me bro. I didn't even this is
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: a podcast of no I mean d like Drake and Kanye.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: I said my two most listened to artists for sure.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not a big Kanye. It has been my tom Damn.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: That's God intervening. People question his son Jesus.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: People love to be like, oh, Drake, like he just
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: makes really popular music. It's like, yeah that, yeah, that's
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: a talent. Like I don't really listen to a lot
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: of Drake. I just listened to if you're if you're
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: reading this, it's too late. Is that what it's called? Yeah,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: I listened to that. I like to thank me later,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: thank me I was running through. Yeah, that whole album
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: is a masterpiece. And people act like, oh he makes
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: he makes too good? No telling.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: And also pop music is a genre. It's quite literally
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: popular music, pop music.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: It's like make pop songs like his ass.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: False, that's that couldn't be more fun.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: A friend of the genre.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: But you also just don't like you don't like to dance?
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: No oh, I love to dance. It would have went
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: crazy bar we were at in l A. Yeah you
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: didn't see Tommy was I dancing at the hookie bar.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: We were breaking it down it there's a whole dance
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: floor and I was owning it. Yeah. I had dudes
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: coming up to me being like, where'd you do moves? No, dudes,
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't know how to dance to the Drake's music.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: They kep. They're coming up to me and they're like,
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: where'd you learn to move like that? And I said,
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: go to OnlyFans dot com.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: It's because you've never known the touch of a woman's
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: It's because that's why you don't know how to dance.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Dude, Why are you saying I don't know how to
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: dance you? I think you're because this was a dance.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: We're projecting your insecurities onto me.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: It was a dance album. I break it down, Well,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: this is a dance.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Anyone that was at the fucking wrap party at the
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: most Dangerous Games, I was breaking it down.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: No.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: You you kept jumping over the fire. You're like, look
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: at this boys, and you fucking jump over the fire.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Remember that you were jumping over the fire.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: And if I did that though, that's bad ass.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: No, no way. It was like a one foot fire.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: No way to jump that high.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: It was huge. No, the album is a dance album,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: all right. I don't listen to dance albums though, but
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: that's my point. Dance. If I'm at like a if
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I'm at a found, I'm at a concert, if I'm
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: at a festival, a festival, Woodstock, if I'm at if
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I'm somewhere where like that, like I'm dancing, I'm not.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Bro coming to the Ocean's Calling festival that pop punk
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: is playing it, I'm going to It's gonna be like
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Woodstock ninety nine.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, it probably will be. It's gonna be like
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: love to see Cage the Elephant pop punk and uh Lumineers,
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Cage the Elephant Illuminears are two of my favorite bands.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: So not the one I was deliberately mean. I said,
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: I want to see Cage the Elephant pop punk Illumineers.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: And then you said and Lumineers and Casey Elephant are
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: two of my favorite bands, and.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Can go fuck himself? You got me. You're tripping sound
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: crazy right now.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I am fucking crazy. When I get disrespected, I get
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: fucking loco.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: No Cage the Elephant rules, you keep complimenting the other puns.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Let's go there. Let's sucking drop a fucking entire sheet
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: of ass.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: I would love to. I really want to hate my
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: tongue with that.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's crumple up a piece of construction.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Boys want to just do a boys trip, get Airbnb
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: in the woods and do something acid an air a
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: fucking nightmare. I want to just go and I'll have
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: maybe a couple of oduels. I'm off. I don't drink anymore.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: If you know he doesn't drink, it quit, he doesn't
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: do acid.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It moves fucking with me too much.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: You can't tell if you're being serious. What's a drink
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: trip in the woods, like an ayahuasca trip or something
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: on the psychedelics. I've been tripping for like a week straight.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah you've been nano dosing.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I've been, yeah, big time, been nano dosing beers.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just having a little shot to be little suck
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: like your boy will comp dude.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: What about Oh yeah, drink Yeah, here's your ghost my hero.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I know, if we ever had a real studio it
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: was my hero, it would just be a mural of
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: will content.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Oh it would we would have our our our dream
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: studio is just the busting with the Boys studio, but.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: With a mural of Will Continent. Yeah, and a little
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: tiny tailor Luan, just a tiny one because it's funny
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: because he's big boy te No, bro, I'm just saying we'll.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Not be coming out the boys.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: You just said he's the goat.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: The thing about it the boys is we will bust
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: at you, I know, not busting with us. You WoT
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: that boys merch dude will bust at you if you're
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: not busting with us.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I support busted with the boys. You know that about me?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Better be Tommy, do you?
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: I love busting with Barstool forever. That's my family. Yes. Actually,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: I'm going out to Atlanta this weekend. Well, I guess
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: I would have already been there.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: So you tell us how Atlanta was.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: WHOA, that's really good. But I was wondering how far
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: out to you by Nashville. Maybe you should have come up.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Oh you're gonna be in fucking Europe, idiot. I thought
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: he was gonna be in Nashville. So Nashville is really
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: close to Atlanta. But where did he wants to go?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just go link up with fucking busting
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: with the boys out there?
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I know. That's what I want to do. You should
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: come out. We should do a pod. I know that
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: would be fun. Go back on the bus. You've been
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: on the bus, Tommy, I have not smokes. I think
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: those guys would like me a lot. They probably would,
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: they would.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Really do you get along well with everybody?
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: They're a really really nice guy.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Who don't you get along with?
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: There's no one I really don't get all.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I know that's how you really won the show. It
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: was by being affable.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really all there is to it. You and
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Dave hate each other, brother, let's not even joke about that. Seriously, No,
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: you do hate him, that's not even You're always.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: And he obviously hates you. He didn't. What did he
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: used to call you?
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Uh? Tommy and my boy and.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Uh lover lover like lover like love it.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Comrag comrag Yes?
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: How did you never? You never call you? How did
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: you feel when he called you that? Tommy? It was
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: fucking funny? How did you feel? Honest? How did you feel?
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Did I leave with the tear in my eye? I
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: guess so?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Why Why would you leave in the teer with a
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: tier if it was so funny?
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Because everybody's laughing, so it was a laughter tier guy's
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: never heard of a laughter dear.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like I would have felt that.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Look look at Jim, Look at camera. You have to
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: have to watch on YouTube for the gym. Look at camera.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: I just gave you to have another laughter, the worst.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: That was the worst gym. Look at camera, Guys, ever
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: heard of a laughter tear?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: It does seem like there's tears building in your eyes
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: right now. I mean, I keep making myself crying. Oh
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I can't, No, you can't. We just tried to film that,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: but I was couldn't know. He was doing like this
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: fake cry thing where he's.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, might try and get to cry. Whatever you're
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: recording will be out by next.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: Week maybe, But whatever it is, it's a new Smokeshow
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: episode about how despite all these victories, by how much
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: I just spank you and everyone else here, like I'm unfulfilled,
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: I'm empty inside.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: What's it all for?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: And uh, he just couldn't like there's there's really key
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: points in the plot where he has to be depressed,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: and his way of showing depression. It's like like, oh,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: that's not.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: On a very mild tone that scene in the closet
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: is going to win a fucking Acdemy.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Because I've told you, well, you're a great director, producer exactly.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: And that's the compliment I was fishing for, okay, and.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: I'm agreed to. People that can make themselves cry like
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: that are like the it's like, that's a fucking trip.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Like I don't even know how they can do that.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like what are you? What are you thinking about?
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: How come she's she's just great knockers. She can just
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: get herself to fucking scream cry and like any scene,
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: it's like how Yeah, she just has something like beat
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: the funk out of her before, Like I don't even
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: know how they would do that.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you beat the fuck out of city.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe she'd really in touch with I feel like you're
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: a perverted man, you really are. You think you are
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Sigma sigma male.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: The way you act, it kind of seems you're too
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: high tea. It's like alpha above alpha.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, I mean I do think there's
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: there's truth too. If you're such a beta, you become
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: an alpha. Like if you're so secure in who you
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: are and don't care about puffing your chest and being confident.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: Guy in the room, You're you actually become that alpha, right.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: I agree. I've never felt more beta in my entire
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: life than last night at that Brooklyn. But that wasn't
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: all alphas though, I know they were just like I was.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: That's a different kind of beta, and I was not
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: trying to impress anybody.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I feel like I was doing stand up. I was
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: doing this show called Funny Moms. It's like like the
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Cometown guys do it, and it's like, uh, their fans
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: are just like all like dudes that look like them,
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: and it's like in Brooklyn and it's extremely dude surprising.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Like I'm not super familiar with Comptown, but I feel
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: that they do do a lot.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: Of like inappropriate joke like jokes that like I feel
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: like that crowd would be like, oh, that's no, they
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: love him.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. Like, I feel like that
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: type of crowd wouldn't like that. I don't know, I
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: don't know. I have no idea.
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: When I think of Brooklyn hipster, I'm not thinking that
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: they're rolling with the punches of like f bombs and stuff.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I don't even think people are using the
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: word hipster anymore. Dude, I think that that kind of
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: would would tip them off. If you were even like
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: hipster or some shit like that, would everyone be like,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: what are you? What are you talking about?
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Dude? Yeah, they would be pissed at you. The fuck
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: is the piece of fucking ship just opened the door?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Get your little paper.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's it. Was that actually freaking enraged me. It
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: was Erica.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: Jesus goddamn podcast studio schedule, before you just.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Walk on in, before you waltz into this problem.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: We've been going a little less than an hour fifty
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: even riffing our dicks off. These guys can't stop riffing.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: This is actually my podcast debut. Here who were on
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: the podcast that was Hollywood? Tell me you gotta bring
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: back Hollywood. This is what one two weeks from third,
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: well nine days from when these people are listening. Is
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: that accurate math? I don't know. I think I think
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: if that's accurate math.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Three wednesdays after last Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's so confusing. You know, you don't have the
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: exact date. You don't know, No, And.
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: The last one came on Thursday, I'm pretty sure if
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: you're listening to this on Tuesday, maybe Tuesday, August sixteenth,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: it'll be out nine days from.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: They'll see it when it comes out.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: But my grandma's birthday, Oh no, no, no, no, okay, so
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be out on So get that and drop
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: that down. It runs with his August nineteenth birthday, with
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: his August nineteen huh slipped Tommy had a couple of perks.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's that.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Curs like fifteen hours Toland. That's the funniest lyric that
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: he was rapping about. I always forget about that half zan.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: He brought it back to. It's dope. I think rapping
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: about light drug use is way more honest. It is,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: and it's also I don't think it's that sweet to
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: take a bunch of X, but taking half his AX
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: will have you fucking feeling real loose for it half.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Of the day. No, you boys taken Zannie's before. I've
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: never taken his ANX now. I texted realm once. I'm
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: asking for us.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I know I almost found you some but uh.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Because I was getting on a flight and I didn't
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: have my drugs. Yeah, and then I said, fuck it, bro,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: I'm stronger than this. I don't need drugs. And then
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: I drank ten beers before I was about to say
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: that mine is my only drugs.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Air traffic Control found a bottle of gin in his
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: carry on. What's this? It was this full leader of
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: gin doing in your bag.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: No, I've actually been doing well with my flying, So
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: you've been doing well with everything. Dude, you're fucking on
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: working very burnt out right now, I was guessing I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: will say I'm very burnt out. Your stand up's great,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: the podcast does well. Most importantly, I like you house
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me that's that good ship. Your blog about
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: uh about winning this ship. It was funny because it
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: wasn't really funny or meant to be funny, and that
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: made it kind of funny.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: I was just genuinely doling out compliments, like at one
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: point ol that this is too over, like it fell.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: I was like an Oscar acceptance speech.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: But like if they never played music for them, like
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: He's like, I had no run off super entitled Hollywood
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: people could thank everybody that they wanted to.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: I gave both of you guys some some good comment. No,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't see it.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I kind of just scrolled to where my compliments were.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: I haven't I haven't looked at it. I think you
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: hit a couple of sections. Yeah, I think.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: I think my exact quote was, I like Sas as
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: a person. I would never say that to his face.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: I saw you say that.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Then you maybe posted that on the two.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: Maybe I'm not sure I'm getting all my compliments confused.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: Hard to keep track when you're gassing the boys up
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: so consistently.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Well, you're also trying to like rebuild karma because you've
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: also you.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: Pissed a lot of people off. But I didn't. I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: really just pissed Billy off and many people off.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: And like a lot of the fans also, Brianna.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll pray for you.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll all pray for you.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you, pray for tell me, pray for all right,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Thank you guys for listening. Maybe we all go hang
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: out after this. Yeah, we'll see see you guys. Watch.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: We'll see you guys next time.