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Whackhead prank: Wedding Dress Disaster · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another world famous cranky call.
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  Speaker 1: From Darren Wackhead, something that's exclusive to k FM Mornings. Okay, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to imagine this. Guys, you might not
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  Speaker 1: feel the pain here. So you're you're about to be married. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you've been planning your wedding dress for a year, since
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  Speaker 1: you were a little girl. In fact, you wanted you've
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  Speaker 1: known what you wanted to look like. Now you get
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  Speaker 1: engaged and now you've got the date to get married.
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  Speaker 1: So you start planning your wedding dress. You go to
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  Speaker 1: the the dress place. You start with the filings.
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  Speaker 3: And then we go to the shoes place.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't forget about the makeup.
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  Speaker 1: The makeup place. So so you go to the dress
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  Speaker 1: place and they start with the dress and you come.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, this is like every six weeks. You
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  Speaker 1: go and they fit and they tweak and touch and
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  Speaker 1: final measurements and as the dress comes to laugh and
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  Speaker 1: gets built, the dress is made. It's done. Now they've
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  Speaker 1: the dress place that said, okay, dress is done. You're
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  Speaker 1: three weeks out. We're going to send it to the
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  Speaker 1: drug cleaners to go and get drug clean and you
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  Speaker 1: can come fetch it, okay, and may you have a
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  Speaker 1: blessed sounds like a pair? Okay, So that's the story.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Oh? Are you the drug cleaner? Marc?
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  Speaker 1: He's the nonsense. Feel the pain of this lady. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Lorenza. Yes, because Ida from Barinko. How are
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  Speaker 3: you doing? I'm going you I can be better. I
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  Speaker 3: got a little bit of bad news. What the darkliness is?
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  Speaker 3: Just let me know there's something wrong with your dress.
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  Speaker 3: While there was dry cleaning your dress. Benjamin, the manager
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  Speaker 3: of the dark cleaning department, just phoned me now to
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  Speaker 3: let me know there's something that went terribly wrong with
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  Speaker 3: your dress. I don't know what to shrink or what
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  Speaker 3: happened to the dress. Can I just chons for you
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  Speaker 3: to him quickly and then you can speak to him properly? Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 3: Here I come.
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  Speaker 1: Benjamin. Hello Kai speaking to you? Are the beaded sweethearts? Yes? Here?
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  Speaker 1: When are you getting married?
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  Speaker 2: What is the problem with my dream?
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  Speaker 1: One of our more junior staff. He was drug cleaning
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  Speaker 1: your dress, the hand washing parts with the pink solution.
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  Speaker 2: So I was pink wearing dress.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not one hundred percent pink.
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  Speaker 2: How can you trust a junior person to do that job?
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  Speaker 1: The problem is that it is it is petchy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I paid a lot of money for that dress,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll be a driving coach tonight and I want
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  Speaker 2: my drist away a port it in first to hall
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  Speaker 2: the can if it did this crap is going to take.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make my drisk the way it was Otherwise
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be big trouble. I'm not making threats,
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  Speaker 2: but now it is around the corner the steak to
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  Speaker 2: the manager.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, unless you you due the entire dress another color.
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  Speaker 1: There's a slim chance that that might work, but you
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  Speaker 1: can't go out. You know, I have been looking around
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  Speaker 1: and there's a dress almost identical to yours.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted that dress and now you ruined it. What
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  Speaker 2: am I supposed to do on some short notice now
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  Speaker 2: because you start is incompetent. I've paid a lot of
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  Speaker 2: money for that dress and just to find out it's
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  Speaker 2: being ruined.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is is that the dress that for this
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  Speaker 1: she's a bit larger. It's a SaaS twelve.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a twelve aris the hair of eight.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we've got socks and pantyhose that are all
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  Speaker 1: good fellers. And I'm sure between now and then you
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  Speaker 1: can pick up about eight kilograms and then it will
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  Speaker 1: fit you like a glove.
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  Speaker 2: That d extradnicle tonight because I'm coming there and I
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  Speaker 2: want to see that sap.
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  Speaker 1: The dress in it kind of looks a bit like
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  Speaker 1: pink leopard prints. You know what, shame willingly, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to transfer you back now to Ti Zaidine.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, hello, how and what how can you al?
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  Speaker 2: Can somebody like I spin? Now? Are you I think
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  Speaker 2: spots for my dreams? Dos are telling me, oh, it
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  Speaker 2: looks like a leopard spok like leopard prince potia.
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  Speaker 3: So what I will suggest is I'll speak Benjamin if
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  Speaker 3: he's trying to get the color back to the white
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  Speaker 3: color and not the lippard printing postus on the dress
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  Speaker 3: at the.
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  Speaker 1: Moment, I can I speak to the lady?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'll just speak to the ida.
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  Speaker 1: Look I heard what's that Din was saying? You from pink?
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  Speaker 1: You can't go back to what? All right? We going?
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  Speaker 1: What will work perfectly as if we go black?
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  Speaker 2: Are you even? Oh you don't, don't, don't go any
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  Speaker 2: further with us. If I were you, I would really
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  Speaker 2: because look we.
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  Speaker 3: Did same weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Look, look, look, there's no need to throw your toys
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  Speaker 1: out the special box on your top shelf. No, man,
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  Speaker 1: a black dress will work perfectly. You could rocket, you
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  Speaker 1: could rock it.
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  Speaker 3: Mine.
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  Speaker 2: My this is white because I have my whole seam
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  Speaker 2: and my wedding party and everything. Playing to the tea
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  Speaker 2: black is not gonna do it for me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Can I ask you a question? Are you and
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  Speaker 1: your fiancee living together?
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  Speaker 2: What's to do with anything?
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  Speaker 1: Just answer the question? No, not no, it's not what
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  Speaker 1: I've heard?
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  Speaker 2: Who for help or you?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm speaking to if you it's Benjamin. If you
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  Speaker 1: live together, you shouldn't be getting married? And what what.
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  Speaker 2: Who you think you are listening? Benjamin? What if the
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  Speaker 2: hell you are talking about? That about living together and
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  Speaker 2: worried about the white race? You know what first of
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  Speaker 2: all this is? And how how do you speak about
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  Speaker 2: my personal life telling me that we're living together? Looking
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 1: Married? It's the right thing to do.
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  Speaker 3: On the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Calling me right now?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, don't answer the phone yet.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Terry, I don't know what the hell fry and
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  Speaker 2: got to my Chris, But my closing now because there's
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  Speaker 2: Benjamin to now. The ally is tell me there's a
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  Speaker 2: problem with my Chris, and they put things lipput spots
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  Speaker 2: with a Sailian solution, and then you tell me they
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  Speaker 2: must die. It's black and I'm gonna rock with blacks.
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  Speaker 2: You just forbid. I can't teach me now at work?
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  Speaker 3: Can teach you what you're working.
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: We think, Lorenza, Yes, it's wicked and your husband, you
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  Speaker 1: really do this to me.
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  Speaker 3: Drenic is in good condition as perfect for winds. I
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  Speaker 3: don't be worried.
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  Speaker 2: I am so darn.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband to name. Also, when when when two Darren's,
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  Speaker 1: you're not, It's chaos